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Anonymous
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my sister and i have to cook mothers day dinner for 15 people. they also think im some lazy stoner and kinda wanna impress them. and sugestions? pic not related
Anonymous
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Make dozens of grilled cheese and buy a few gallons of mountain dew, bro
Anonymous
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Ever sell food that you've made to others? My cousin lives in a big apartment complex and makes enormous chewy chocolate chip cookies that she sells to residents at $2 each. It's not a huge success or anything but she managed to make $84 in her first month, and that's after ingredient costs.
Anonymous
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>>2780346 >she would like for all restrooms to be unisex Janitor here, men restrooms usually reeks of piss at the end of the day, every single day. Women on the other hand, I wouldn`t be surprised if they literally ate the toilet paper. That and the men pissing on the seats and women squatting over it and spraying shit around would make for a bad mix in the average establishment`s bathrooms used by the common public.
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>156 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >mfw none of them are related to the original post
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>this thread didnt_read_lol.jpg
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>156 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >mfw none of them are related to the original post
Anonymous
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>>2780383 so, what are your feelings on reporting cookies as income?
Anonymous
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I have three bratwurst. I was looking through some recipes and saw "bangers and mash". I recall that /ck/ went apeshit over this awhile back. Some think it's the perfect hangover food, others say it's European filth. Anyways, as I see it, it's just some fucking sausages and mashed potatoes with gravy. I'm an American and live in the South and that's pretty close to what I eat on a semi-regular basis. I know how to cook sausages and make mashed potatoes. I also know how to caramelize onion and make a brown gravy. Seems pretty standard. Any tips, tricks, suggestions, comments, insults, etc.?
Anonymous
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Maybe include beer in the gravy? We Wisconsinites like to do the Beer hot tub thing when grilling them.
Anonymous
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That's about as advanced as English food can get.
Lark
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Look up Heston Blumental's Bangers and Mash, I think it's episode 1 of in search of perfection and I love bangers and mash, though I haven't had it in years. the dish benefits endlessly from quality ingredients. Better pork, better potatos, better onions, better stock ... It can taken to very high levels if done well and done with care. It's never going to be healthy but it can be amazing. Or it can be a greasy pile of spew that looks like two turds pooled in vomit over a bed of pallid human tissue
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Anonymous
subway would hav to pay me to eat there. timy portions of meat and chesse, on subpar bread, whith half rotten veggies, at exorbitant prices. no thanks.
Anonymous
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>>2780319 5 bucks? Thats like the cheapest sandwich place around. Not the best by any means but exorbitant prices? Me thinks you just like using big words.
Anonymous
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>>2780319 Subway is pretty mediocre stuff, but you can;t really complain about the prices
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fokken surveys.
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most of the time when people say "fukken viral shit" they're actually just buttdevastated because somebody is posting about something they dislike. however, in this case i feel like i am justified in saying: FUCKING VIRAL SHIT
Anonymous
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My Coffee , and it's Vegan ;)
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>Most people here are new >They don't understand this troll concept
Anonymous
What you have here appears to be your little sisters partially melted ice cream sundae. For future reference, I've taken the liberty of attaching an image of what coffee actually looks like. I hope you find this helpful.
Anonymous
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>>2779818 thank you kind sir for rescuing us all from the travesty that is OPs pic
Anonymous
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well if it is vegan, what's the recipe? soymilk?
Anonymous
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why does that coffee look like a sundae? what is in it?
Anonymous
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So I've been looking everywhere for a recipe for something called a rollecki. I've probably butchered the spelling, but all I know is it looks sort of like this picture, and it's a Bohemian food. If someone delivers this recipe, I'll fucking die.
Anonymous
Scrap that, I think I've found them anyway. Knew those things looked familiar.
http://www.macikonyha.com/2007/03/pozsonyi-kifli.html Anonymous
>>2780238 well, they're kind of like that, not filled with anything.
Just really buttery, and have poppyseeds on them.
Anonymous
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>>2780247 That's just one example of a recipe. Pozsonyi kifli can be made with anything/nothing in them. They're kinda like bagels in that respect.
Anonymous
>>2780226 >>2780226 I love chicks with protruding, firm nipples.
Do you have any more of her?
Anonymous
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>>2780292 if only :(
she's hot
Anonymous
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>"hey anon, i bought some frozen pizza while i was out, i bet you'll like the kind i got" >mfw pc related
Anonymous
>>2780289 >bake the pizza >bake the cookies next to it in the same time >take the cookies out after 10ish mins >??? >miracles Anonymous
>>2780299 Cookies taste like pizza, pizza tastes like cookies.
:C
Anonymous
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>>2780311 everythingwentbetterthanexpected.avi
Lark
I don't mind frozen pizzas so much but pre-packaged cookies are just so awful like either buy a box of cookies or just fucking whip up a batch, one if you want to be lazy two if you want to eat pure glory
Anonymous
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>>2780326 >pre-packaged cookies are just so awful Cut them in cookie sized slices and eat them raw, so. fucking. good.
Anonymous
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Does /ck/ agree? Also, everything not mentioned is in the "I haven't had it" tier
Anonymous
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>>2778830 Same. Pepsi products are already a little too sweet for me but the throwback makes it a little harder to finish.
I wish coke could do a throwback but it wouldn't be the same without cocaine.
Anonymous
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>>2778811 Healthfag detected.
Anonymous
Wow OP, i couldn't disagree more. Whiteout is fucking horrible I preferred Distortion much more than Whiteout. Though, you're right. Distortion didn't even really need to exist. Also, WHAT THE FUCK SUPERNOVA IS GOD TIER TOO.
Anonymous
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Op here, did a bit of research and found out that there are a bunch of mountain dew verities I've never had. Like the World of Warcraft ones.
Anonymous
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>>2780290 Eh... Supernova kind of tastes like banana and strawberry to me, which I love in a fruit smoothie, but in soda form it just... weirds me out. But now supernova is back! In diet form! So now *everyone* can find it disgusting.
Anonymous
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if you don't like calpis then you clearly don't have tastebuds
Anonymous
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>>2778125 I don't get how yakult is a "health" drink, its got a fuckton of artificial sweetener and eating an actual yogurt will provide more benefit.
Anonymous
>>2780185 You can get unsweetened canned green tea, but it tastes like a skunk took a swim in the brewing vat.
Anonymous
>>2780194 Canned is terrible for that. And I'm talking about something that's at least domestically produced or competitively priced, because I don't want to spend $3.00 on it either. Anything that has Green Tea in it though is sweetened, or has honey or ginger or some other bullshit added to it.
Anonymous
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>>2780211 Because in 'murrica unsweetened tea is for those Br english pussies and the homosexuals.
In all seriousness though, I have never heard of a bottled/canned unsweetened tea in America or otherwise.
Anonymous
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>>mfw I have never drunk canned tea before
Anonymous
I really don't understand you Welldonefags. Why even bother getting a steak if you are going to char it through and through? You might as well just go to burger fucker or whatever fucking gruelery you peasants eat at and get yourself a ground beef patty. You'll save money, you won't waste a good steak, and shit, you're supposed to cook the patty all the way through to kill all the disease anyway. This of course is different from steaks as the bacteria do not propagate into the interior regions of the steak. Not that you morons would know that, you seem to think you'll die of flatworm infestation if your steak doesn't look like a burnt hockeypuck when they put it on your table.
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>>2778011 >being a big butthurt faggot because people you don't know, nor will you ever know, are eating food in a way you wouldn't how pathetic
Anonymous
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>>2778022 He means "/v/ shat him out of a cannon this way."
Anonymous
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That well done isn't well done. That's medium-done. I won't touch a steak unless it's as black as a nigger.
Anonymous
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Yum yum yum! Intestinal parasites make me cum!
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Goddamn originality is dead