This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

the /r/clipstudio mods removed this so that's how you know it deserves to be said

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

What??

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

GORGEOUS!

curse be damned my boy can still fag it up

Abolish Tesla.

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

caterpillar

This is definitely a sawfly larva rather than a butterfly or moth caterpillar, likely a butternut woollyworm sawfly, Eriocampa juglandis. Sawflies are related to wasps (Hymenoptera) and look a lot like them, but do not sting.

This is one of the cutest animals ever on earth yes but if you're one of the many people in the notes mentioning the pokemon Snom, Snom is already based on a actual moth caterpillar:

diamond talk

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

Her princess is a little special but she'll keep her around.

WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???

Love that everyone from the 90s is like “incidentally: Dealing With Dragons”

reblog if you or your moots live in fucking narnia or some shit

the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was

The best time to make this post was thirteen days ago.

fuck someone else made my joke

It's okay. The second best time to make this post is today.

not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it