Dragons as a literary metaphor for greed/capitalism: ❌

Dragons as rare intelligent megafauna/keystone predators: ✅

Same energy.

What????????

proudly and defiantly wrong for no apparent reason

Fuck you

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

like what the fuck i'm not even regular horny i'm just like. some kind of weird estrogen horny where i need to swear fealty to someone. what is happening

they put a code of honor in my estrogen

oh you got the hrt for sword lesbians that turns you into a knight.

Dragons as a literary metaphor for greed/capitalism: ❌

Dragons as rare intelligent megafauna/keystone predators: ✅

Same energy.

What????????

I'm trying to draw something kinda crazy that appeared in my head

basically Jesus/statue of liberty as a black tboy bunny but the art is very anti America/American colonialism

yea

update

update : >

American flag with black stripes...

I'm trying to go all out with the imagery and symbolism, the crows symbolize jim crow, it's gonna be a big thing 👍🏾

Where's that post that's like "I can't buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen"

Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much

Source

Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it's healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!

half my dash is indistinguishable from a particularly eccentric court

In the sense of "the gay lawyers are arguing again" or "the princess is demanding more sweets"?

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

Arcangelo Sassolino, Figurante, 2010

Bunny blep <3

Woke up this morning with a very important thought rattling around in my head.

How do the cars in the 2006 Pixar masterpiece Cars... safely merge?

This is a question that requires analysis. It doesn't really matter for Lightning McQueen before the movie starts, as he explicitly spends all of his time either at the racetrack or inside Mack (the gay subtext of this is for another post), but if we imagine a normal, non-Piston Cup car, how in the blue hell do they merge?

It's flat-out stated during the "driving backwards" scene in the 2006 movie that cars can see their rearview mirrors. This is because, particularly for Mater's character design, his mirrors are always placed outside his field of vision. But the scene states that he must be able to use them, because the purpose of that scene is to set up Lightning driving backwards during the finale and to advance both of the characters, especially in bringing Lightning closer to Mater as a friend. Even with Mater's ability to articulate his side mirrors to a certain degree, he is never able to bend them forward enough to be able to cover his blindspot. Given where the cars eyes are fundamentally located, this leads me to the conclusion that these vehicles are capable of seeing out of their mirrors. While this raises terrifying questions about the structures of car anatomy, we're gonna completely ignore those implications in favor, instead of a minor question about driving on the highway.

Normally, when one is driving, they eliminate the problem of a blind spot by physically turning their head to look at it before they merge and physically see for themselves whether or not another vehicle occupies that space. But characters in Cars (2006) don't have an in-car mirror, so their blindspots should be the gap between the mirrors and their regular fields of view, and directly behind them.

This, of course, raises the question: if the world of Cars was designed and built for sentient cars, and they have such an obviously unsafe limitation, why is the world still designed in a way that would only be safe to humans who can physically turn their heads? That question, after what I can only describe as a bit of a fever dream, leads me to what I see as the only logical conclusion.

Cars can see out of their windows, too, but have evolved camouflage for those eyes so that their prey can't tell where they're looking.

don't you fucking dare

Well, it's possible that the "eyes" we see on the cars in Cars are not actually sensory organs, but instead some kind of spot pattern that serves another purpose, perhaps social?

Alternatively, they are sensory organs, but different sensory organs are used to detect objects in the optical blind spot, similar to using your hearing to detect when something is approaching you from behind. Cars aren't particularly quiet organisms.