This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
LMAO
There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”
Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
What??
ALTNASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system
Oh and of course us
Honourable mention
GORGEOUS!
curse be damned my boy can still fag it up
Abolish Tesla.
Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.
If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.
The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.
Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.
ALTcaterpillar
This is definitely a sawfly larva rather than a butterfly or moth caterpillar, likely a butternut woollyworm sawfly, Eriocampa juglandis. Sawflies are related to wasps (Hymenoptera) and look a lot like them, but do not sting.
This is one of the cutest animals ever on earth yes but if you're one of the many people in the notes mentioning the pokemon Snom, Snom is already based on a actual moth caterpillar:
