Still Life: A Chief Inspector Gamache Novel
Written by Louise Penny
Narrated by Ralph Cosham
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About this audiobook
In Still Life, bestselling author Louise Penny introduces Monsieur L'Inspecteur Armand Gamache of the Surete du Quebec, a modern Poirot who anchors this beloved traditional mystery series 
 
 Winner of the New Blood Dagger, Arthur Ellis, Barry, Anthony, and Dilys awards.
 Chief Inspector Armand Gamache of the Surêté du Québec and his team of investigators are called in to the scene of a suspicious death in a rural village south of Montreal. Jane Neal, a local fixture in the tiny hamlet of Three Pines, just north of the U.S. border, has been found dead in the woods. The locals are certain it's a tragic hunting accident and nothing more, but Gamache smells something foul in these remote woods, and is soon certain that Jane Neal died at the hands of someone much more sinister than a careless bowhunter. 
 Still Life introduces not only an engaging series hero in Inspector Gamache, who commands his forces---and this series---with integrity and quiet courage, but also a winning and talented new writer of traditional mysteries in the person of Louise Penny.
Louise Penny
Louise Penny is the multi-award winning author of the Chief Inspector Gamache novels, set in her home province of Québec, Canada. Her books, including State of Terror written with Hillary Rodham Clinton, have sold more than 18 million copies worldwide, topped international bestseller lists, including the New York Times, and been translated into 32 languages. The recipient of both the Order of Canada and l’Ordre national du Québec, her country’s highest civilian honours, her Three Pines Foundation reaches out to those in crisis and offers financial and emotional support, with a special focus on literacy as well as dementia care. Her husband, Michael, died of dementia in 2016. She lives with her Golden Retrievers Muggins and Charlie in a village south of Montréal.
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Reviews for Still Life
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Readers find this title to be a thoughtful and intelligent mystery/detective story set in a small town in Quebec. The characters are interesting and lovable, and the interaction between them is enjoyable. The book provides descriptions of architecture, food, and the habits of the characters, creating a cozy atmosphere. Some readers found the narration monotonous and had difficulty keeping track of the characters, but overall, the book is well-written and engaging. The twist at the end adds to the enjoyment of the plot. Many readers are eager to continue reading more books by Louise Penny.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Feb 9, 2025 It was a good book. She kept me guessing even though I actually "figured out" the bad guy at the beginning. I didn't really connect with the characters and didn't really care about the plot after the first third of the books. The young police woman really ruined the experience for me.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Feb 28, 2024 What a fabulous writer. So many layers! And not to figure it out till the last two chapters, and then how will it happen - sooo good
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jan 22, 2024 Glad I finally started this series! Enjoyed it and looking forward to the next books.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 I really enjoyed this book. It is a thoughtful and intelligent mystery/detective story, the first in the Inspector Gamache series set in a small town in Quebec. It is also very well written. My only complaint is about the narrator’s monotonous performance and the fact that there is no pause between chapters. I found myself having to go back in order to catch the thread of the story, when it jumps from one scene to another. The way it is edited or narrated has everything connected.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 Thanks to Amy for pointing me to Louise Penny and Still Life. What a delightful read! I see Roni just finished the 4th in the series so, obviously, I'm behind the times. I guess slow is OK as long as you get there eventually. Still Life is the first in a series of detective novels that take place in Quebec. I loved the characters which are real humans with strengths and weaknesses and I also liked that she includes reference to the challenges the "francophones" and "English" have in eastern Canada. I don't think even good crime solvers (which I'm not) would figure it all out before the end so it stays interesting for everyone right up to the end.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 Twist at the end / love the audio voice -good
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 I have a hard time keeping track of the characters but I loved ? the setting, dialogue and story.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sep 26, 2023 This if the first book I’ve reviewed on Scribd, and that’s because the charming story and talented narration were both so perfect for what I was looking for. I hope you give it a shot!
 If you want a cozy mystery set in the late fall, with a bit of Québécois history sprinkled in (as well as some French), you will absolutely fall in love with the people and tiny details of their lives in the quiet village of Three Pines. There are brief but plentiful descriptions of architecture, food, hot drinks and cocktails, gatherings at cafes and bars, the musings of dogs, books, poetry, and art-making that are often paired with the habits, thoughts, and dreams of the characters. Listening to Still Life was seriously like a warm cup of tea in front of a fire and had me constantly smiling or laughing out loud! The witty banter between the tight-knit group of friends was actually pretty dark, dirty, and hilarious (as in real life), and the storytelling really flowed and kept me wanting more. That said, Still Life sticks with the cozy mystery vibe by glossing over any real sex scenes or graphic violence, though the author was not afraid to reference them from time to time, which only added to the vibrancy of the characters.
 Louise Penny’s insight into human nature was also really thoughtful and fun. On top of that, there are a lot of different kinds of people and perspectives on their lived realities. The author is sensitive to issues about racism, homophobia, and police violence, even if the book really isn’t about any of that at all.
 Still Life was such an easy listen, expertly written, and there was a totally unexpected twist at the end - she really set me up to think I knew who the killer was and it annoyed me that it was so easy to figure out haha! Little did I know, sometimes the devil is in the details…
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 A really well-done mystery that develops like an ordinary novel, rather than a formulaic series entry (or, in this case, series starter). The characters are fully fleshed out, not quirky or gimmicky. Penny has an uncanny ability to expose those nasty hidden feelings we all have (perhaps I should speak only for myself), and yet keep the personalities engaging. Set in a rather wistfully imagined small Canadian community, this book offers a main plot line with an underlying subplot. A very pleasant but not cloying village mystery.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sep 26, 2023 Well written and engaging. Great book to listen as you walk or ride the train
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 I loved all the characters AND the plot. Also, I've already saved another Louise Penny's book.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sep 26, 2023 A fine, fun and witty mystery that is also a character study of a small Quebec village and the police investigators sent to solve the crime. Highly recommend for mystery lovers and the first in the Three Pines series.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 This was my first read by Louise Penny. I had always been meaning to try this series and it did not disappoint. It's important to be able to connect to the main character in a series and luckily I found Gamache to be a likeable, intelligent character. I didn't like all of the supporting characters but since I won't be seeing them again, I guess that's okay.There were enough twists and turns to keep me guessing until the end which I like. I hate obvious mysteries.I also don't think this series needs to go in any particular order. I definitely plan to read another.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 Still Life: A Chief Inspector Gamache Novel
 This is the first Louise Penny I’ve read. The series was recommended by my 7th Grade English Teacher....which is a challenge I will take. Not many 65 year olds get to have recommendations made by their Junior High instructor.
 This is her debut novel. The characters are interesting, and some of them lovable. Since there are 18 books in the series it is impossible to tell which characters are worth investing emotional energy in. Chief Inspector Gamache is lovable and I'm anxious to follow him.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 I couldn't remember when or why I bought this book on Audible, so I didn't know what to expect when I started listening to it, but I was pleasantly surprised by the richly drawn portrait of life in the small Canadian town of Three Pines -- and the mysteries surrounding two older women's deaths.
 I enjoyed all of the characters, including the two gay men who run the B&B, who were portrayed in a somewhat flamboyant but ultimately respectful manner. The part where we learn "who dunnit" was the least believable or enjoyable to me, as the guilty character went too far outside the boundaries of his previous characterization to be believable.
 But I loved the exchanges between Inspector Gamache and the clueless newbie on the team as well as the parts from her POV, as it was so painfully clear that she had no business doing police work (despite her occasional good insight). My favorite part was when she saw the note on a potential suspect's mirror that read "you're looking at the problem," and instead of stopping to apply that bit of wisdom to herself, she turned around to investigate the part of the room reflected in the mirror, thinking that perhaps it would hold a clue to the mystery. A bit over the top, perhaps, but we've all known people who are almost as painfully un-self-aware as she is.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sep 26, 2023 Love everything about Louise Penny! If only Gamache was real ❤️
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 I like the interaction of the characters and the description of their personalities. I like that there are several books to follow, just finished the first one, looking forward to the second.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 A fun murder mystery with a sprinkling of psychology... a cozy setting in a small Quebec village... a community struggling to live together, help each other, and maintain relationships... and a wonderful B&B with a fireplace that I want to visit! Louise Penny has really turned on the charm! Did I figure out who-dunnit? Yup. Halfway through the book. But I was wrong. Drat!Well, I'm certainly going to try again with the next in the series. And I'll keep trying till I get it right! (Just my excuse to read more of these delightful books.) I appreciate the lack of graphic violence, blood and gore. This book proves it is not necessary for a good story. There were despicable characters and a tense, creepy scene at the end. Even idyllic settings need the elements of mystery and fear to keep those pages flying to reach the climax. Whew! Good stuff.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Sep 26, 2023 Slow paced, slightly confusing. Very few clues are given so you are reading about the relationships but not able to participate in finding the murderer. I would consider it a cozy mystery if there were a female sleuth to balance the police inspector
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 Engaging first novel featuring French Canadian inspector Armand Gamache, a thoughtful and team-oriented police detective with a happy marriage, no substance abuse problems, and not much angst. The solution to the mystery seemed obvious from early on (though I had the personality and therefore the motive of the culprit all wrong), but the book's central pleasure is the interaction of the characters - how they piece together the truth, rather than specifically what the truth turns out to be.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sep 26, 2023 Well-written and thoughtful book. Love style of author. Surprise til end! First in series of Inspector Gamache mysteries, set in Quebec and I am now hooked.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 Like a modern clever fairy tale with symbolism and humanism intertwined
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sep 26, 2023 Still Life by Louise Penny; (4*)This novel is a mystery that falls into the category of a 'cozy'; a crime novel without reliance on sex or violence which typically takes place in a small community or village. I enjoyed it a great deal.It is the first of Penny’s Inspector Gamache novels which are set in the small village of Three Pines in Quebec. A beloved spinster has been killed while walking in the woods early one morning. Was she killed by accident, by hunters from out of town who often frequent the woods? Or was she killed by foul play, by someone who just wants it to look like an accident?The novel is filled with a cast of wonderful small town characters and the police officers are both intelligent and kind. I found all of the interactions between the people of the community so interesting and also their interactions with the police officers investigating the crime.I look forward to the next book of this series. I think Penny's village characters will grow and become even better over time as the reader becomes more familiar with names and characteristics. (love the gay couple who own & run the B & B and little restaurant)I wish I had not waited so long to begin this series.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Jan 30, 2025 Our setting is Three Pines, a small village in southern Quebec, and our series detective is Chief Inspector Amand Gamache of the Quebec provincial police force. The mystery to be solved in this volume is the death of Jane Neal, a retired schoolteacher who seemed to be loved by everyone in town. She's been killed by bow and arrow in what might have been a hunting accident.
 I hated this book. The characters are thin caricatures (does the town's gay couple need to run the restaurant, the B&B, AND the antique shop?); the murder is solved in a wildly implausible manner; and Gamache himself is an insufferably pompous ass. He prides himself on being a skilled instructor of younger officers, yet when faced with a new team member, his response to her inexperienced mistakes is to kick her off the team. To be sure, she has a lot to learn, but she is also making a significant number of the deductions and insights that lead to the murderer being caught.
 Simply at the level of competent and attractive prose, Penny's writing is a disaster. There's a sentence or two in every chapter that is so graceless and ugly that I was stopped in my tracks, stunned that a professional editor had allowed it to stand.
 And there's a terribly offensive resolution to one subplot, in which the gay couple is the victim of vandalism by a group of boys. One of those boys turns out to be gay himself, and the two men arrange for him to be sentenced to community service working at their restaurant. They describe their motivation as wanting to expose the boy to positive role models of gay men to help him get past his internalized homophobia, but Penny makes it look a lot more like a setup for grooming of a vulnerable kid by predatory men. That's a dangerous stereotype which all by itself is sufficient reason to never pick up another book by this author.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Aug 25, 2024 Of course I'm reading this series from the beginning again because of the new Amazon series. The first two episodes weren't bad except that you can't capture the magic of Three Pines outside of Louise Penny's words.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dec 27, 2024 A friend recommended this series because I'm studying up on Quebec before my vacation. Read as audio. I don't typically read contemporary mysteries, but this was special because of the Quebecoi setting. Enjoyed how the French/English cultural differences came up often. Was so surprised how many library readers had this in both e-audio & e-book on hold (I have seven library systems I toggle between). I may read book 2.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Feb 2, 2025 I really enjoyed this book. This is the first in the Inspector Gamache series. Every detective has their own peculiarities - things that make the character and investigations unique in some way. Gamache distinguishes himself from the field of detectives in his ability to get the characters around him play a critical role in solving the murder. He is very measured in his manner, seemingly quiet, but can, when needed, project great strength. Extremely observant; almost akin to Sherlock Holmes, yet very human.
 In this case, there has been a murder of an elderly lady in a small Quebecois town. She has died in a very unusual way, but with materials that are available in the town. Seemingly, this lady had no enemies.
 Gamache moves in with his team to the town, endears himself to them and, as he relies on them and respects them, they begin to do the same. They come to him with important information, sometimes trusting him and no one else. This, along with the evidence he and his team collects, allows him to put the pieces together and solve the crime.
 This approach to a mystery story allows the reader to be introduced to a rich set of characters, colorful characters with read depth. Even Gamache's team has their idiosyncrasies and drama. This all contributes to a well-written detective story, with twists and turns, and depth of character. I highly recommend this book and plan to read more in the series.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nov 10, 2024 Good cozy mystery. Exactly as advertised.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jun 27, 2024 A little disappointing. A few chapters, 7 - 8 I think, "a lotta yaddah", didn't do much for me, though I'm sure the sleuths here would disagree. The final scene was a "thriller". Interesting, but Gamache wasn't the first to begin the big reveal which occurs in the penultimate chapter. The last chapter was a group-wide discussion of motives, means, and opportunity.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Jun 24, 2024 I listened to the book on audio and loved it! I was already invested in the characters and the wonderful community of Three Pines as I had read many of the other books in the series. These books are more about the very human characters, with their quirks and flaws, rather than the actual solving of crimes, which have a lot of underlying psychological aspects to them. I also appreciated the humor of the characters, with many subtle, clever one-liners.
