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Drew

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“Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.

Favorite films

  • The Neon Demon
  • Aliens
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Cloud Atlas

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★½

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Joker

    ★★★½

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★½

    I hadn't seen this one in a long time. This is still a lot of fun but not as great as I remembered it.

    The plot to this movie is very original and definitely the best part of the movie. Unfortunately the first half of the movie is pretty boring. The threats for the majority of this film are super boring and look like extras from a local haunted house. This is made even more glaring because the climax of…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    This is a tough watch but the extremely committed performances by all the actors involved and the unwaivering dedication to making the setting feel real takes this movie to the next level.

    This is somewhat of a typical tale of revenge but the dedication to recreating this Viking world is truly commendable. This film is dark both literally and figuratively. It's full of visceral, and brutal violence and its also shot in many small enclosed huts lit only by torches…

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Still excellent the second time around.

    I did feel the runtime a bit more on this watch especially the crazy cooking session.

    The practical effects really are amazing and stood out to me a bit more on this watch. Also Demi Moore's performance is incredible here. On first watch I did not give her enough credit for her acting once she becomes seriously deformed. The earings scene towards the end is still hilarious.

    There is so little dialogue in this…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★½

    Y'all be gassing up to these movies hard. Another movie in 2024 that didn't meet my expectations cause people just be throwing out 5 stars like it's nothing.

    This movie felt so low stakes and unimportant. It's nothing more than a petty teenage romance throuple that no one grows out of.

    The premise is interesting and some edgy themes are just barely grazed upon. But this movie feels extremely surface level.

    The ending was telegraphed so hard and the last…