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It’s about time!

Or should we say, “Better late than never!” The new Swim” was at 1:00 this afternoon. With school starting
Valley County Community Pool was officially put to up in Glasgow this next Tuesday, the kids still have a
good use this morning as seven lap swimmers took few more days of fun in the sun as they can enjoy that
the first splash in the 80-degree water. The first “Open brand new swimming pool in the Mid-August heat.
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Multi-Agency Operation Leads
to High Speed Pursuit and Arrest
Multi-Agency Operation Leads to High Speed
NOW HIRING Pursuit and Arrest in Valley County
Head Housekeeper / Front Desk On August 12, 2025, multiple agencies participated
Come by the Hotel and pick up an application. in the pursuit and apprehension of a wanted individual
Job Type: Part-time on the Fort Peck Reservation.
Shifts: Day Shift Law enforcement located the suspect in Wolf Point.

Special
He fled in a vehicle with a female passenger, traveling
westbound on U.S. Highway 2 into the Wyota area. The

weekend
pursuit ended near the Missouri River when the vehicle
crashed into a wooded area.
forecast Officers established a perimeter and began
searching on foot. A fixed-wing aircraft provided aerial
This weekend’s special forecast calls for lots of support, while Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officers
fishing with a good chance of drinking. used a jet boat to search the riverbank.
Just because school seems to be starting too damn After approximately 90 minutes, the male suspect
early — the fair just got over for crying out loud! — was apprehended with assistance from Fort Peck Tribal
there is still some summer days left to enjoy. officers and a K9 tracking unit. The female suspect
Summer glistens in shades of gold as the sun sets was located shortly afterward. Law enforcement
with warmth and soul. initiated lifesaving measures at the scene before she was
Today: Sunny, with a high near 81. Northwest wind 11 to 14 transported by ambulance to a local hospital.
mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. The Valley County Sheriff ’s Office extends its
Tonight: A 20 percent chance of showers after 5am. Partly gratitude to the FBI, U.S. Border Patrol, Fort Peck Tribal
cloudy, with a low around 56. North northwest wind 5 to 9 Law Enforcement, Bureau of Indian Affairs, Montana
mph becoming east after midnight.
Highway Patrol, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks, the
Friday: A 20 percent chance of showers before noon. Mostly Montana Livestock Investigator, and Valley County
sunny, with a high near 83. East southeast wind 7 to 14 mph,
deputies for their coordinated efforts.
with gusts as high as 21 mph.
~ Valley County Sheriff Tom Boyer
Friday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 59. East wind
11 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.
Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 91. East wind around 10
mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph.
Saturday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers and
thunderstorms before midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low
around 63. East wind 7 to 10 mph.
Sunday: A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms
after noon. Mostly sunny, with a high near 88. North wind 6
to 8 mph.
Sunday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers and
thunderstorms before midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low
around 63. North northeast wind 6 to 8 mph.
Monday: A 20 percent chance of showers after noon. Mostly
sunny, with a high near 88. East northeast wind 6 to 9 mph.
Monday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers and
thunderstorms before midnight. Mostly clear, with a low
around 62. East wind 7 to 9 mph.
Tuesday: Sunny, with a high near 92. East wind 6 to 10 mph.
Tuesday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 63.
Wednesday: Sunny, with a high near 93.
 BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ BUZZ
FARMERS MARKET this Saturday August 16th, 8am-2pm. Vegetables HELP WANTED Full-time/Part-time/Flexible Hours - We can work with you.
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as a parking lot. New vendor’s that want to reserve a $5 space via a Truck Driver. Driver would be driving an automated trash truck Monday -
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VALLEY VIEW HOME is now hiring for a Part-time Full-Time Housekeeping. with daily life skills (housekeeping, chores, laundry, personal hygiene,
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 Our taxpayer dollars in good use!
Our Glasgow School District voters gave the thumbs- be getting a makeover during this project. It is a very
up for some essential upkeep, and it’s happening large undertaking but they plan to finish before winter
now. There is currently a 15-man crew here working sets in! Other parts of the bond project have already
on the Glasgow High School roof. They began earlier began as well at both Irle Elementary and the Middle
this week. Montana-based “Ace-Roofing” is the School. Dale’s Plumbing & Heating is currently busy
contractor. The focus of the High School roof project is doing HVAC and Boiler retrofits and removals, while
everything except the gymnasium, auditorium, weight ATS and Hi-Tech Electric with be working together on
room, and shop area. Essentially every classroom, the new controls for both GHS and GMS this fall. Let’s
main hallway, cafeteria, kitchen, and office area will keep rolling, Glasgow, Montana!
 Trump Heads To Alaska To
Negotiate Historic Truce
Roof tops seeing their fair share of dealing with Old Between Humans, Bears
Man Time and Mother Nature, soon to be spic-n-span! WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump

United&
departed the White House today, with Air Force One
INSURANCE scheduled to touch down at Joint Base Elmendorf-
REALTY Richardson (JBER) ahead of a historic meeting to
Glasgow / Montana 59230 broker a truce between humans and bears.
406 228-9356 / agency@unitedir.com
President Trump was reportedly optimistic that
www.unitedinsuranceandrealty.com a deal could be reached to end thousands of years of
Check out our website for more photos & details!
bloodshed and bring lasting peace between the species.
“It’ll be a huge deal,” Trump told reporters before
boarding Air Force One. “They’ve been tearing us to
shreds and stealing our picnic baskets for too long. I
don’t like that. It makes me angry, to tell you the truth.
And if they insist on eating us alive, they’re going to be
hit with sanctions so fast they won’t even believe it.”
FOR SALE: Lot #43, Idlewild Park, Fort Peck, Montana Bears and humans have long been at odds, going
LISTING PRICE: $299,900 as far back as recorded human history, but the matter
FOR SALE: 66 Boxcar Road, Nashua, Montana became intensely personal for Americans when bears
LISTING PRICE: $275,000 significantly hampered the vision of Manifest Destiny.
FOR SALE: Lot #24, Boxcar Road, Nashua, Montana According to historians, America may very well have
LISTING PRICE: $120,000 annexed the entire world by now if it were not for bears.
NEW LISTING: 228 Pine Street, D, St. Marie, Montana “Bears are big, scary, and cunning,” said Gary
LISTING PRICE: $38,000
Smith, a park ranger at nearby Denali National Park
FOR SALE: Southside Lot, Glasgow, Montana and Reserve. “Trump needs to make a lot of noise and
LISTING PRICE: $25,000
make himself look as large as possible when he meets
Looking to buy or sell a property? with these bears.”
Stop in and visit with our sales team!
Trump would reportedly be meeting with the Lord
A young gal walks into a grocery store and asks the Ursa, the King of All Bears, whose throne sits in Siberia.
stock boy if he has any nuts. “Grrraarrr,” Lord Ursa reportedly said, expressing
The guy says, “No, ma’am.” enthusiasm for peace.
She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” At publishing time, Trump had noticed that all
And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you of his pic-n-ic baskets were missing and alerted the
really expect me to have dates?” Pentagon to take America to Defcon 2.
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• 2192 sq ft on 6960 sq ft lot
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Laura Krauth, Broker 406-697-0755
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trust, which to me goes hand in hand with loving one Come Celebrate
another. What did I do wrong, was it patting some girl’s
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ain’t wearing any under britches,” or is it just staring at We will be having an open house social for her
my hopefully future bride with a smile that will melt an Thursday, August 21st • 3pm to 5pm
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pretty straight shooter. So I need a bit of advice: how Conference Room.
do I actually earn her complete and 100% trust without Nonalcoholic refreshments and
smacking her in the face with a 14 inch cast iron skillet? light snacks will be available.
Sincerely, ~ Confused as confused can get

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Dear Conficusio,
Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino! Well, for starters, you Performance
might want to downsize to a 12 inch cast iron skillet, Concrete
and make sure it isn’t hot, Okily Dokily? I got the white
Construction
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yellow moons, or green clovers. I’ve done everything the Commercial Concrete
Fort Peck, Montana • New Construction
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wearing no underbritches.
Not cool!
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bless the grocer for a
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Felony warrants issued for Michigan father and son for wildlife violations
Warrants for the arrest of a Michigan father and son
have been issued following a series of wildlife violations
in Treasure County.
Ronald Schubert and his son, Chad Schubert,
both of Belleville, Mich., have each been charged with
felony unlawful possession of a trophy bull elk. The
son also has been charged with an additional felony
for tampering with or fabricating physical evidence, as
well as four misdemeanor charges for hunting during a
closed season, failure to obtain landowner permission
for hunting, waste of a game animal, and violation of a
commission or department rule for failure to return to
a kill site. Ronald Schubert has also been charged with
misdemeanor criminal trespass to property.
The investigation into the Schuberts began with
information provided to Montana game wardens by
the Rosebud County Sheriff ’s Office. After extensive
investigation, warden Kyle Queer found that Chad
Schubert allegedly killed a trophy bull elk in Hunting
Busted...
District 702 without a valid permit. The elk also was
taken on private land without permission, killed with be innocent until their guilt is established beyond a
a rifle during the archery-only season, and most of reasonable doubt.
the meat was abandoned and left to waste in the field. Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks would like to thank
Further investigation showed that Ronald Schubert was the Rosebud County Sheriff ’s Office, Treasure County
present at the time and allegedly assisted with removal Attorney’s Office, Michigan Department of Natural
and transport of the head and antlers. Resources, Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency, and
Potential penalties for the violations include the West Virginia Division of Natural Resources for
more $60,000 in fines and restitution, imprisonment their assistance in this investigation.
in a county detention center, and loss of privileges to Anyone with possible information about crimes
hunt, fish and trap. Chad Schubert faces additional against fish, wildlife or state land resources is encouraged
pending charges for violations related to the hunting of to visit tipmont.mt.gov or to contact a game warden in
deer, antelope, turkeys and mountain lions in Rosebud your area directly. You may be eligible for a cash reward
County. Persons accused of a crime are presumed to of up to $1,000.