I don't have any screenshots but the first few words are off the left side of the screen
So, I'm playing on Android, and some of the text runs off the screen. Also, have a good day/night.
Dawn of the third day.
Termina's moon will soon come crashing down unless you- wait, wrong game.
LÄMP
LMFAO
Elizabeth was rude to me so she gets to wear the gown of shame
*INDECIPHERABLE SCREECHES OF JOY*
WOOOO
*Da coconut song intensifies*
DING DING DING!!! WE'VE GOT A WINNER!!! YOU WIN... AIR!!! A-THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME!!!!!
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
A bit of everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
Music box intensifies
Doom approaches
Take your time. It will be amazing unless it is a rick roll
banayner
Hau hau hau
hehehe
True ending achieved
banana
Pull the lever, Kronk!
Ahh yes, the Plague Doctor's Draught.
But that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!!!!!
click the book in your room.
HELL YEAH
This video is sponsored by Horny Impact
Why is it free on everything but android.
Just curious BTW
WHATS UP GAMERS?!?! I JUST BEAT THE "GETTING ARRESTED" WORLD RECORD OF FIVE MINUTES BY ONE WHOLE SECOND. AND NOW ITS TIME FOR MY MUGSHOT.
SILENCE MORTAL!!!
No mind to think
No will to break
No voice to cry suffering
No cost too great
OK thank you
Is Goldy possessed by two spirits or one?
Amazing
Same here
got it. Hope you get everything sorted out.
I give this game the thumbs up of approval 👍
The man
The myth
The legend
I meant bug fix, not update, we got that 19 days ago.
oh, okay. Thanks for the clarification. Awesome game BTW. Any chance of an update Any time soon?
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE ENCOUNTERED THE ERR9R TOO!!! I'M NOT ALONE!!!
