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If you, like me, have memory-holed much of 2016-2020, this is a very comprehensive, well-researched list of all that bullshit as a very good reminder why every US voter should make sure their registration is active, and if they haven't yet registered, they should (as many states have deadlines this week).
considering the deep unpopularity of everything the musk-trump-vance regime is doing, I'm beginning to believe that all those "missing" and "disqualified" votes are real and part of a coup largely designed to further enrich musk and keep trump out of prison (while fulfilling the creepy fantasies of the Project 2025 schemers):
"That is, if all legal voters were allowed to vote, if all legal ballots were counted, Trump would have lost the states of Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Georgia. Vice-President Kamala Harris would have won the Presidency with 286 electoral votes.
"And, if not for the mass purge of voters of color, if not for the mass disqualification of provisional and mail-in ballots, if not for the new mass “vigilante” challenges in swing states, Harris would have gained at least another 3,565,000 votes, topping Trump’s official popular vote tally by 1.2 million."
source: "Trump Lost. Vote Suppression Won. Here are the numbers."
it's time to let them know they'll only (maybe) get richer and stay out of jail if they stop trying to destroy the country and wreck the whole world
we don't tolerate tyrants, especially those in office illegitimately
Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
How screwed are your loved ones
Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.
They should be fine with a bit of prep.
Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.
I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...
No chance of survival whatsoever.
I'm were-bald (see results)
Netanyahu threatens and says that he will expel the people of Gaza to the south again. We are tired, frankly. Please help us.
Also the crossings are closed and nothing has been brought into Gaza here so I hope you help us and also food is very expensive and I have children who want to eat please help us before it is too late
What is the fault of the child Adam, who is only two years old, his whole life is war, he has not known life yet?
Please donate even five euros, I am tired and I don't know what to do to keep them alive
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What are we going to say here is there anyone who will help us please donate to this and don't donate to me please she needs the money more than me she has a sponsorship for me too
dear god please 🙏 let elon musk die in the most pathetic humiliating way possible and please 🙏 please 🙏 make it happen soon please 🙏 amen p.s pretty please for the love of you
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Chair, 19th Century, Russia.