mentally at the mamma mia wrap party

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

this video has invaded my brain

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW 𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐𝒐~ 𝒃𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒆~ 🤗 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓~ 𝒃𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒓𝒆~ 😇 𝒇𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒙, 𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔!👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013