happy happy happy

um

o patres cuntscripti

o patres cumscripti

Fellas...

(The answer is yes. Yes, it is. This is right at the end of a passage about how weird it is to be the only person in the house who regularly has sex with a woman, not that you could tell because his narration talks about his wife like she's furniture)

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

mods asleep post cute sassy Petrarca

(detail from La farandole de Pétrarque, 1900(?), Marie-Alexandre Valentin Sellier)

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

She conc on my clave till I pontificate idk

Also have this slightly yellower version because I'm biased

anche io franci

we must sexualise the receding hairline