my FUCKING cat scratched my eye now im cltching my face like some sort of emo anime boy

how it feels to be scratched in the face by your BITCH cat

character ai users are truly the weakest fucking link of fandom

Day 326: Whoopsie Daisy! Submitted by @thesaltyblobfish

my grandpa once said that if you should find a partner with the same taste in food as you, because that means you can agree with each other three to five times a day, which is better than most couples

he clearly however didn't account for the cannibal lesbian situationship

ugh come ON (emphatically getting up out of my chair to turn around with a grimace and put my head in my hands) dude you KNOW i've been such a good girl. don't fuck with me man i don't have time for this. just fuckin give me the kitty treat dude

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

we need to normalize digging and constructing thousands of concealed spear pits without purpose, near walking trails, in back alleys, suburban lawns, anywhere that it might cause pain and suffering to someone random for no reason

mumbo jumbo

Might have to draw the moustache man more I like this one a lot

kabrumediumnaturals -> squiddleshow. if i died i might as well have a honestuck url

i wish we could have as much fun here about the stupid mimic fnaf song as twitter is having

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

hey guys its me damien 999moreyears um . please follow me back haha. mutuals come on back lol . haaha. Please. please.

i would like if this could be spread. Btw

I've never actually seen a Dan and Phil video in my entire life. But i'm about to change that.

Idk which one the little fruity brown haired guy is but he's cute.