I thought they should've fucked.

read a fanfic where a guy was fucking a dude from behind and kept kissing the back of his head over and over as he did it and I sighed thinking about how beautiful love is.

knowing tumblr, it’s a 50/50 whether this fic was something utterly cursed or if it was something relatively normal, drop it now

oh no it's cursed.

I'm not sharing it, I'm keeping it to my filthy self.

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.

That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3 

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to  ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

In all fairness, it is his van right?

hi I am spectacularly late this year but I promised Dungeon Meshi valentine's cards and so here they are

Gian Lorenzo Bernini, The Blessed Ludovica Albertoni, 1671-74

I'm so angry right now.

Bachira is about to lose to Nagi, it's basically confirmed.

This is literally the SECOND fucking time he's been used as fodder to hype up other characters. The first time was with Kaiser and Ness. Now he's going to lose to Nagi and Reo for fucking plot reasons.

Kaneshiro, just kill him off.

That's more dignity than this shit.

Let him fucking die.

Also why even show us this? I don't want to see it.

just show us this fucking scoreboard.

or an obituary with Bachira's face.

I don't need to see Nagi doing some I'm Better Than You bullshit.

As if it's not bad enough everyone's riding Isagi's cock every day every minute every panel.

now you have to have Nagi do it too?

It's also worse because Bachira hasn't been in the main manga or Episode Nagi at all.

So we haven't seen Bachira in literal years and the first thing we're seeing of him is him being actual fodder.

Oh I'm so angry right now.

I'm gonna go do my fucking taxes, since I'm already angry.

Nah Nagi and Reo don't look locked in at all, this is going to be their downfall.

i hope you're right but this is blue lock.

I'm expecting disappointment.