OctoMom Birth Tape

Here’s one rumor we wish for our eye’s sake wasn’t true: TMZ claims to have “absolute confirmation” that a delivery-room video of Nadya Suleman giving birth to her octoplets is being shopped around town for seven figures. It’s rumored the tape was shot with the consent of the unemployed mother of 14. Keep it off your Netflix queue if you know what’s good for you.