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“Do you know what a vomit you have to be to get called out by Marjorie Taylor Greene?” Kimmel said.

“Nothing sounds more presidential than screaming, ‘They’re eating the cats and the dogs!’” said Jost.

The “View” host quickly apologized for her harsh language but still insisted that he “hush.”

The late night host ripped into the GOP ticket’s attempts to downplay Swift’s endorsement of Harris.

Whoopi Goldberg began her remarks with, “There was a booty whoopin’ last night.”

The MSNBC host harkened back to the last debate, which in “just five minutes” became the most “consequential in American history.”

Collin Gosselin has accused his mom of zip-tying his hands and feet and throwing him into a locked basement room, where she’d monitor him with cameras.