NARRATOR: - A person’s school life is when they create golden memories.

It need not be a special

occasion, but even the smallest of moments create the deepest of memories. Such are the memories
we all have created and also escaped danger simultaneously.

Scene 1 – A student is walking to school and student 2 walks up to her

Student2: Dude, they are checking nails today. Did you cut your nails?

Student1(hits his head with hand) Oh no I forgot! Did you cut your nails?

Student2: Yaa today morning I did

They walk to where the other kids are standing

Student3: (is biting his nails)

Student4: (checks his breath and promptly faints)

Student 5: (shakes him) wake up!!!

Pt sir walks in with cane in his hand. [alaa re bgm]

Pt sir : (blows whistle)

everyone stands back in a line and salutes

Pt: (Sir checks everone’s nails hits students with long nails and long hair)

then they quickly go back to class

pt: (one student walks late into the school) you are a senior and you come late? what example are
you setting for your juniors?

student – sir, this is the first time I came late sir

PT sir: This should not repeat next time. Go!

Students scurries to the class

scene 2 –

Narrator:in the classroom

(everybody is shouting and laughing and there’s a paper plane another student is quietly reading.
student 3 jogs in panicked: Ma’am is coming! Ma’am is coming ! all of u sit.
(Everyone runs back to their places)
Student 3 : (Laughs) It was a prank. Ma’am is not coming.
Student 4 : tells the same thing that student 3 told but this time the teacher is coming for real!!!!
(No one listens to him and does their work)
Teacher : This is the most silent class in the whole school! Good job (sarcastically)
Students : (smile and be quiet.)
Teacher : I will now ask the formulas from surface area chapter. I will give you exactly 5 minutes, you
have to tell in front of the whole class!
Students: Start studying immediately
Narrator : After 4 mins 50 seconds
Teacher: Time up. Close your book everybody
That Student: Ma’am we still have ten seconds!
Teacher: 1 2 thrfoufivsiseveigniten time over. Close your book.
you there, Mr. ten seconds Can you pls enlighten the class with the knowledge you have acquired in
10 seconds?
Student : ………..

Teacher: Ha tell me sir

Student: Ma’am volume of cuboid is a2+b2=c2

Teacher : Fine lets leave this now tell me what is the Pythagoras theorem?

Student : Ma’am , who is Pythagoras ?

Teacher : ( Teacher throws the chalk on him )

[Runnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!!!!!!!!]

(Everybody is laughing)

Teacher: Silence class! I have an announcement to make. Your exams will be starting from next
week, and since we have not finish our portions yet, I will be continuing in the next class too.

Student: But next class is PE!

Teacher: Exactly. Now everyone, open your books and turn to page 394.

*Collective groan from the students*

Student (Sachin): Achachho!! Ma'am we get p.e period only once in a week that too last week p.e
went on culmination day practise , last last week went on republic day practise , and due to Annual
day practise we lost 3 p.e periods and for one board exam , we had three pre-boards and lost 4 p.e
periods !!!

Teacher: Ok, you go for PE, but I will give test on this chapter tomorrow. If everyone, each and
everyone of you, doesn’t get good marks, I will take all your activity classes.

Students: Ok ma’am Done. Deal.

(Few students are already getting ready for PE class)

Teacher: There are still 15 mins left. Where are you going?

Students: Ma’am its actually only 14 minutes. What can we do in 14 minutes

Teacher: Yes only 14 minutes left for PE class to start, right? So why don’t you wait for 14 minutes?

Students: (tell each other) She pulled the UNO REVERSE CARD!!!!

Scene 3

Narrator: During lunch, they all assemble in one part of the classroom, sit down and close their eyes

Students: (collectively) Oh great Pushpa Baba, plz help us get above 90% in exams. If that
happens. we will give you 1kg sweets

Student: I’ll give Rs.100

Student 2: 101, bro!

Student 1: 101 Rs.

Rest of students: Jai Pushpa Baba!

Scene 4:

Narrator: On the exam day, in the exam hall

Student 1: Revising from 3 different science books.

Student 2: Keeps books on his head

Student 1: Why are you keeping your books on your head?

Student 2: The books are transferring their information to my head through osmosis.

Student 1: Osmosis?!

Student 3: (walks in)

Student 1: Bro, whats the valency of OH?

Student 2: The valency is –1, right?

Student 1: OSMOSIS IS WORKING!!!!!

Student 3: Why are you studying chemistry? Its math exam today, right?

Student 3: [Oh no BGM] Banging his head on the table

Student 4: (stands up): Dono alag alag hote hain kya?

Student 1: [Maaro mujhe maaro]

Student 2: Bangs his book on his head

Student 1: Sarcasm, da!

Teacher walks in

Teacher: All of you, be seated. Wind up all your stuff and sit for the exam!

Students keep their books in the bag and keep it outside

Scene 5:

Narrator: On Result day