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Tuesday, Apri

The “Elf”ring’s
community gifts!
John, Holly, & daughter Bexley,
pictured at right would like to
give a shout out to the “Elf”rings
at Prairie Ridge Village that
gifted Bexley with an awesome
doll house! It even has an
elevator! They happened to be
lucky enough to be at the table
next to a sweet couple — Bob
and Shirley Elfring — at the
VFW for the St. Patrick’s Day
corn beef and cabbage (which
was very tasty), and they
reached out to them asking
how old Bexley was and if she
would like a doll house. “I had
no idea that they created these
awesome doll houses and
then give them to some lucky
kiddos!” Holly said. “Bexley
loves it and all the characters,
especially the baby!” This is the
15th dolls house that they have
made and given away. If you
have time stop by Prairie Ridge
and check out all the amazing
wooden toys Bob “Elf”ring has
created in his workshop. They
are on display on the shelves in
the hallways of Prairie Ridge.
“Thank you so very much
for your kindness!” ~ John,
Holly, & Bexley Hunziker
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Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 50. North wind AN APPLICATION
6 to 10 mph becoming south southwest in the afternoon. BUZZ
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Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 29. South
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Are you in
the hunt?
The drawings for
Montana deer and
elk permits and for
nonresident combination
licenses are complete
and applicants can check
their results online. This
is the fourth year of the
new online application
process, which allows
Fish, Wildlife & Parks
to complete the drawing
much faster than in years
past.
There are a few
ways to get your drawing
results. Visit fwp.mt.gov,
click on MyFWP Login
in the upper righthand
corner, then click on
Lookup Draw Results,
Register for Lists tab on
the left-hand menu, or
login to your MyFWP
account. You may also
sign up for an account
at myfwp.mt.gov. So much has happened in 6 months. Miles and miles, doctor after doctor, therapy
after therapy. In the past 6+ months, half a year, our lives have totally changed.
Applicants may also call
Things that were taken for granted, over looked and unimportant are now front and
any FWP Regional office
center and appreciated daily. Little things like little smirks, smart alec comments,
or the licensing office at witty banter, blunt observations often verbalized, things meant to be said quietly
406-444-2950. often blurted out for everyone to hear, looking into Hudson’s bedroom and seeing
Deadline reminders: him sleeping there. These are all things that we could be missing. October 1st
The deadline to apply for through November 21st, date of wreck to date of discharge, 52 days. Days of
moose, bighorn sheep, unknown, hopes and prayers. Days of trusting that the people that are seeing over
mountain goat and bison your child know what they are talking about and that what they are saying is true.
is Wednesday, May 1; the Tiny, small, minuscule things matter. For 52 days I was away from my other kids,
deadline to apply for elk husband, businesses and home. It truly, truly takes a community to raise a family,
B, deer B, and antelope and we live in the best community out there. Without everyone that stepped up
and stepped in, we would truly have been up shits creek without a paddle, literally.
is Saturday, June 1. All
From all of our employees, friends, family and strangers, we will be eternally
applications must be
grateful to you all. To everyone that donated items, donated money, bought raffle
completed online or at an tickets, t-shirts, and prayed, every time we look at our son we thank you. Thank
FWP office. Most FWP you, thank you. All the messages that we received, letters, care packages, gifts,
offices with license sales hugs and random well wishes, this all didn’t go unnoticed. There is no way that
are open Monday through I can possibly name you all and personally thank you all, just know that we love
Friday, from 8 a.m. to 5 and appreciate you.
p.m. ~ Kent & Sheena Hubbard and Family
Class C Track & Field Simonson, Scheffelmear, Erickson, and Gracie Wasson ran a leg.
Teagan .Erikckson led the Panthers, winning the javelin
Erickson, LaBrie posts wins and triple jump. The senior went 114-feet in the javelin and 33-
By Mike Brandt feet, 6.50-inches in the triple jump.
The athletes managed to participate in two track and field Josie Brown was second in the 100, running a 12.80.
meets last week. Hinsdale, Saco and Whitewater took in the Emerson Downing was sixth in the 300 hurdles, running
Cal Wearley Memorial in Havre on Wednesday. This meet was PR of 52.43. She tied with Wasson for fourth in the pole vault,
;postponed from Saturday. both clearing the bar at 7-feet.
Then on Saturday Hinsdale, Nashua, Lustre Christian and Saco’s 4X100 relay was third, with a 54.40.Running on the
Saco took in the Scobey Northeast Invite held in Wolf Point. team were Downing, Ireland Mears, Erickson, and Brown.
Whitewater and Chinook scored 44 points to finish second Blaine Downing paced the Saco boys, winning the pole
behind Havre, which had 121. Saco was sixth with 38. vault at 12-feet, 6-inches. The junior also took second in the 100,
Havre also won the boys meet with 104 points. Belt had 92 running a PR of 11.55 and third in the 400 with a 54.44.
and Shelby 41. Saco and Harlem tied for sixth with 24. Others that didn’t place but had PR’s for Hinsdale were
Shelbie LaBrie led the Penguins. The junior posted a time Layne Jones, 17.10, 100; 12-09, discus.
of 12-minute, 24.20-second to win the 3,200 She also ran a For Whitewater were Mylee Clark, 16.087, 100; 22-09,
2:38.69 for second in the 1,600. shot put; 72-09, discus. Sommer Green., 28-08.50, shot; 79-0
Kendall Scheffelmear took fifth in the 100 and 300 hurdles. discus. For the boys from Hinsdale, Kade Strommen, 12.73, 1
She ran 18.20 and 51.51 and she went 32-11 for fourth in the 00; 6-06, high jump; 17-08, long jump. Jayden Hanshew, 13.23,
triple jump. 100; 27.51, 200; 113-07, javelin. For Saco, Jake Brown, 26.57,
Kennedy Simonson threw the javelin 109-05 for third and 200; 119, javelin 35-03.75, triple jump. Laytin Erickson, 36-01,
a PR. She went 31-04 for sixth in the triple jump. triple jump.
The Penguins 4X400 relay ran a 4:44.31 for second.

Lions
By Mike Brandt
win in Wolf Point Adkins had a PR of 141-feet, 4-inches for third in the
javelin.
Pugh also had a PR of 17-feet, 5-inches in the long jump
Part 2 of my story has the Lustre Christian Lions roaring for sixth. He had a PR of 38-09.50 in the triple jump for third.
to a win at the Scobey Northeast Invitational held in Wolf Point. Hinsdale’s Cade Strommen won the pole vault with a PR
The Lions topped the boys field with 107 points. Scobey of 10-feet, 6-inches.
had 73 and New Town 72. Nashua was ninth with 21, Hinsdale Saco freshman Laytin Erickson went 9-06 for third in the pole
followed with 14 and Saco 6. vault.
Scobey won the girls with 152, Richey-Lambert had 61, For the Saco girls, Teagan Erickson had a good day, winning
Plentywood 52, Saco 51, Hinsdale sixth with 37 and Nashua the javelin with a throw of 121-feet, 1-inch. The senior also was
eighth with 24. third in the shot put with a PR of 32-05. She was second in the
The Lions had two double winners. Terran Joseph and triple jump, going 30-11 and third in the long jump with a leap
Johnslee Pierre. Joseph won the two sprints, running the 100 in of 16-05.
11.98 and 200 in 24.20. The senior also finished second in the Emerson Downing cleared the pole vault bar at 8-feet, 6-inches
400 with a PR of 57.15. Pierre went 19-feet, 3-inches to win the for a win and PR. She was second in the javelin with a PR of 102-
long jump and 43-07.50 to win the triple jump. The sophomore feet. And sixth in the 100 hurdles with a time of 18.97.
also took second in the high jump, going 5-08. Ireland Mears took fifth in the 300 hurdles, running a 58.27.
Byron Ewing was third in the 400, running a PR of 57.80. Kodi McColly won the discus with a PR of 88-feet, 7-inches to
The Lions won the 4X100 relay with a time of 45.96. Joseph help Hinsdale.
anchored the relay that also had Ifeanyi Aniobi, Ewing, and BaiLee McColly went 5-feet in the high jump for third and had
Brian Guedes. The 4X400 relay was third, running a 3:59.53. a PR of 86-01 fo fifth in the javelin. Twin sister CharLee took
Mason Hilkemann had a PR of 38-08 for fourth in the shot timeout from softball to finish fourth in the shot with a PR of
put. Guedes had a PR of 18-10 for second in the long jump. Diek 29-11.
Olfert was fifth with a PR of 17-06.50. He also had a PR of 37- Zora Holt finished second in the distance races. The senior ran
06 for fourth in the triple jump and tied with Hinsdale’s Coy a 6:31.87 in the 1,600 and a 13:19 in the 3,200.
Bowman in the high jump, both going 5-02. Katey Dykstra led Nashua, taking second in the 300 hurdles
Nashua’s Jackson Abern ran a 54.23 to take fifth in the 300 with a PR time of 52.20. She was also second in the 200, running
hurdles. The Porcupines 4X400 relay team of Abern, Charlie a PR of 29.58, sixth in the 100 with a PR of 14.15 and PR of 27-
Kaasa, Bubba Pugh, And Damon Adkins were fifth with a time 02 in thd triple jump for sixth.
of 5:08.50. Dyllan Dergstrom had a PR of 57.76 for fourth inn the 300
Grady Nielsen went 113-08 for fourth in the discus and hurdles and a PR of 6:53.54 in the 1,600 foR fifth.
was sixth in the shot with a throw of 37-06. The teams will be back in action Thursday at the Savage Invite.
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WE’RE
MOVING
Eastern Montana Community
Mental Health Center
NEW LOCATION 130 3rd St. S
EMCMHC will be closed the afternoon of
Thursday, April 18th and all day Friday,
April 19th. We will resume regular
business hours at our new location across
from the Elks Lodge.
Thank you for your patience &
understanding
-EMCMHC Glasgow

APRIL 10 - 23, 2024

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 Join the TEAM!
The Cottonwood is looking for
motivated, fun and organized
individuals to add to our team.

We have openings for:

• Dining Room Servers • Front Desk
• Night Auditor Shifts
Let’s go over the perks:
• Dining Room - Build lasting relationships with customers, morning shifts
for those that like to get going early, unlimited caffeine while on shift!
• Front Desk Reception - great for chatty folks, repeat customers mean new
friends, perfect for those that like repetitive tasks!
• Night Auditor - Night owls will love it, great if you enjoy working with
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Now for the Benefits:
BlueCross BlueShield Health Insurance • Aflac Secondary Insurance
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On Premise Discounts • Bonuses
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For physical applications, please see the
Front Desk, or head to our website

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By

cottonwoodinn.net for an online application.

Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive
response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli
targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden
retaliated against Iran by attaching a note to the next
pallet of cash that reads “PLEASE DO NOT USE FOR
TERRORISM.”
The note, which was translated into Farsi, was
placed in a clearly visible location on the next U.S.
shipment of cash being sent to Tehran, with the Biden
administration confident that its stern tone would
ensure the Iranian regime would know not to use any
of the billions of U.S. dollars on terrorism.
“Listen up, folks,” Biden said in a brief statement
announcing the retaliatory measure. “We’re serious.
Just as serious as… as serious as… we’re just as…
we’re… well, anyway, in all seriousness. I have
personally notified the Iranian government that they
are not allowed to use any of this money for terrorism.
So, if they’re thinking about doing it… I’ll just… I’ll
say… I’m saying… don’t.”
When reached for comment, a spokesman for the
Iranian regime expressed willingness to adhere to the
directions of the note. “Ah, yes,” the spokesman said
as laughter could be heard in the background of the
phone call. “The directions are very clear. We will not
use any of these billions and billions of dollars to do
any of the things we used the last pallet of cash to do.
We promise. Thank you, and death to America.”
At publishing time, the White House warned Iran
that the following shipment of cash pallets would be
clearly marked with “PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?”
notes if they failed to follow the directions of this note.
~ Babylon Bee
 T-BALL
Early Registration on
319 3rd St. S or Before May 13: $25
406-228-8341 After May 13: $35
Monday Evenings June 3 - June 24
at Sullivan Park • 6:00 & 7:00pm
Ages 4 - 7
Stop by the Rec Dept. for registration or call 406-228-8341 for more information

Info on the May 7th School

and Special District Elections
The Clerk and Recorder’s Office will be running
five elections, four School Districts and the Fort Peck
Rural County Water District. These five elections are
all mail-ballot elections. The ballots will be mailed to
voters on Friday, April 19, 2024. Voted ballots must
be received back in the election office by Tuesday, May
7, 2024 at 5 pm. Ballots postmarked May 7 but not
received until after will not be counted.
1. Glasgow School District ballot will have a Building
Reserve Fund Safety Levy.
2. Hinsdale School District ballot will have two General
Fund Levy propositions, one for additional funding
for the Elementary School and one additional funding
for the High School.
3. Lustre Elementary School District has an additional
General Fund Levy proposition.
4. Nashua School District will not have a levy election,
but has four candidates running for the two open
seats on the School Board. The candidates are Sharon
Merideth (incumbent), Tim Bellon (incumbent),
Mark Bengochea, and Kayla Thievin.
Fort Peck Rural County Water District, Inc. has Patient Portal
four individuals running for two vacant seats on that Education Seminar Topics
board. The candidates are Josh Kittleson (incumbent), Setting up your
Are you ready to revolutionize
Samuel Morehouse (incumbent), Mary Kaercher, and your healthcare experience?
Patient Portal
Debra Steffani. Resetting
Friday, April 19 passwords
Frazer School is running their own election.
10am to 2pm Paying bills
They do not have a levy proposition, but they have six Southwing Meeting Room
Scheduling
candidates running for the two open positions on their in FMDH appointments
School Board. The candidates are Dori Talks Different, This Q&A session is free and Viewing
Jewel Fourstar, Mary Sue Jackson, Landon Olfert, Darryl no appointment is necessary. scheduled
appointments or
Quilty, and Michael Redstone. The Frazer School ** Please enter through purple past results
election is a polling place election; the polling place Southwing Entrance at Frances
Mahon Deaconess Hospital. Pre-registering for
is the red annex building behind the Frazer School. an appointment
Polling place hours are 12 noon to 8 pm. FOR MORE INFORMATION:
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