Dard Hindi movie

By Jagadish

Scene 1

Shahrukh khan : government kuch karti hain hich nahi is desh mein

Aishwarya rai : har saal government allocates money to public , aur kya karna hain

Shahrukh khan : aajkal ke bache college ki padayi to kar lete hain parantu jobs nahi milta

Aishwarya rai : milta hain par aath hazar ki

Shahrukh khan : bas, marriage mein to ladkiyan pachas hazar ki mang karte hain

Aishwary rai : management jobs are promotion jobs , isliye tankhvah kum milti hain

Shahrukh khan : girls are stupid starting se pachas mang rahe hain who bhi bas panch saal ki experience

Aishwarya rai : saare bache to information technology mein kaam to kar nahi sakte

Shahrukh khan : ho sake to ladkiyon ko updesh de ki bina shadi ke pachas aur ek lakh per month sapne

Aishwarya rai : dard hain andar

Shahrukh khan : dard to hain ladko ko kyunki payment of money ceo assign karte hain we nahi

Aishwarya rai : puchna to chahiye is duniya mein

Shahrukh khan : har ek aadmi pachas ki seema ek hi jhatke mein kud gaya to duniya chala hi nahi sakte

Aishwarya rai : to duniya kaise chalni chahiye

Shahrukh khan : gradual growth with promotions spread through knowledge accumulation patience

Aishwarya rai : to ladkiyon ko gyat hi nahi purane zamane mein ladkiya thi kya

Shahrukh khan : fast paced life style

Aishwary rai : jaldi se kaam nipta jana, jaldi se shaadi amir gharane ka , aur jaldi se amir ban jana

Shahrukh khan : sab dus saal ke aspas mandrati hain , bina dus saal ke koi amir nahi ban sakta

Aishwarya rai : to log ki drushti ka kya

Shahrukh khan : foresight of public is upper middle class

Aishwarya rai : agar khwaish hain amir banne ki to ladkiya karegi kya , bhukhmari

Shahrukh khan : knowledge

Aishwarya rai : haa samjh gayi, jo pustako ko bhagwan mante hain , usi ke paas paisa hota hain

Shahrukh khan :jeene ka tareeka batate hain authors, follow karo to bhikari bhi amir ban sakta hain

Aishwarya rai : example

Shahrukh khan : credits cards no usage , speak truth, read finance books , keep expenditure minimum

Aishwarya rai : thankyou , aage jakar paisa kamao to pustake kaam ki cheez hain

Shahrukh khan : jo yeh padna ya padaku nahi hain , wo unati kar hi nahi sakta , negotiation poor pauper

Aiswarya rai : thankyou

Scene 2

Shahrukh khan : bhai job chahiye is duniya mein

Salman khan : nahi mil sakta

Shahrukh khan : pandrah saal ki experience hain

Salman khan : yaha par kaam nahi hain

Shahrukh khan : house full

Salman khan : haan

Shahrukh khan : to main kaam kaise karoo

Salman khan :bank se udhar le aur entrerpreneurship kar

Shahrukh khan : logo se kaam karana nahi ata

Salman khan : phir to bhukh mari mein mar , mein kuch nahi kar sakta

Shahrukh khan : doosra koi upay

Salman khan : public ko help de , tera kaam ban jayega

Shahrukh khan : usi ko entrepreneurship kehte hain

Salman khan : haan

Shahrukh khan : logo ki bhalayi kare to unnati , logo ke khilaf jaye to bhukhmari

Salman khan : ab karega kya

Shahrukh khan : lekhak

Salman khan : kyon

Shahrukh khan : logo ko bataunga yah duniya hain kya , meri drusthi se

Salman khan : paisa to mil hi jayega, passive income

Shahrukh khan : to ban sakta hoon

Salman khan :haan , par ek kaam nahi karne ka lekhak banne ke baad

Shahrukh khan : wo hai biography of criticism unless proven guilty

Salman khan : haan , aur ek cheez , daroo, jua , ladki , aur sharab kabhi touch nahi karne ka

Shahrukh khan : yeh kyon

Salman khan : kyonki har eki ki kismat biography hain jab kharab nikli to paisa aur job dono gaye haath
se

Shahrukh khan : aur vapas kaise la sakte hain , character

Salman khan : kabhi nahi , once tarnished , jivan bhar thapa mathe par aur kalank utrega bhi nahi

Shahrukh khan : thankyou , to mein lekhak nahi banuga

Salman khan : dar gaya kya

Shahrukh khan : little bit scared

Salman khan : yaha par koi sa bhi kaam le , biography mein daal ke istri kar dete hain log

Shahrukh khan : to bachoo main kaise is duniya se

Salman khan : decisions kam le, logo se kam baat kar, media se door rehna behtar, aur introvert job

Shahrukh khan : thankyou

Salman khan : aur ek baat yaad rakh , is duniya mein jeena hain to biographies pad kar yaad farma tabhi
bachne ke chances jyada hain , yaha par knowledgeable parties yaad karke bachte hain , fas jane ke
chances maximum if illiterate , if literate middle class till death and rich when old only when read books

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!!! Thankyou

Scene 3

Amir khan : kyon shahrukh , khali baithe ho

Shahrukh khan : koi job hain hi nahi

Amir khan : years of experience

Shahrukh khan : pure pandrah saal kaam kiya re

Amir khan : ab kya hua

Sharukh khan : corona virus ayi , job chuth gayi

Amir khan : wo to ana hi tha , logo ka ghamand todne ke liye

Shahrukh khan ; matlab

Amir khan : jab sab acha chalta hain to log padayi karte hain , experience badane ke liye courses mein
join hote hain ,investments in knowledge karte hain , desh age badane ke liye phd karte hain

Shahrukh khan : maine to kuch kiya hi nahi

Amir khan : to pura din tv ke saath chipakne ke liye yeh duniya bani hain soch ke aram se baithe ho

Shahrukh khan : haan , wohi socha tha

Amir khan : job milna aaj ke duniya mein bahut badi baat hain , use kayam karna usse bhi badi b aat

Shahrukh khan : galti ki mafi mere baap

Amir khan : duniya mein jeena hain to baithne aur shikar karne se pet puja nahi hoti

Shahrukh khan : ab jab naukri ud gayi , ghar mein baithne ko bol diya to tay tay phis ho rahi hain , ghar
se kaam karna nahi ata, bahar jau to job nahi to bhukh mari

Amir khan : log adjustment karte hain , aap ki tarah nahi baiththe, aapki biwi kuch nahi bolti kya

Shahrukh khan : kya bole jab tak job tha kuch kaha nahi , ab muh latkaye baithi hain

Amir khan : to karoge kya , bank balance kitni hain

Shahrukh khan : 80000 rs savings bank

Amir khan : bas

Shahrukh khan : kitna hona tha

Amir khan : unlimited, kaam karte jao , paisa bachate jao , aur duniya ko lootte jao , yahi hain seekh, koi
doosre ke liye bana hi nahi, sab selfish aur duniya ke bare mein sochna band kariye aur family welfare
scheme mein paisa daliye , tab bachenge

Shahrukh khan : trade secret

Amir khan : ab who kya hain

Shahrukh khan : pension scheme mein dala hain paisa

Amir khan : congrats , age

Shahrukh khan : tees hazar till death

Amir khan : usko dugna karne ka saubhagya

Shahrukh khan : kyon dugna , who to jeevan bhar ka aadhar hain

Amir khan : paisa ped mein nahi ugta , compounding kariye tab bachenge

Shahrukh khan : par pension to jeevan bhar milega

Amir khan : foolish candidature

Shahrukh khan : kyon

Amir khan : pension apne naam meein hain

Shahrukh khan : haan

Amir khan : agar is samay aap gujar gaye to family pension kitni hain

Shahrukh khan : zero

Amir khan : isko kehte hain bewkoofi

Shahrukh khan : par mere naam pe to hain pension

Amir khan : guzarne par

Shahrukh khan : kuch bhi nahi

Amir khan : are bewkoof , family dekha kar , agar paise biwi ke naam par hota to tab malamal , family
welfare scheme mein apne naam mein rakha , mar jaye to family footpath mein a sakti hain , tab kya
karoge , jab tak zinda ho , fight bhi kar sakte ho , jab gujar jaye to family biwi bacho ka kya

Shahrukh khan : to karna kya tha

Amir khan : pension biwi par pehle lena tha , uske baad apne naam par aur bacha paisa to bache ke
naam par
Shahrukh khan : utna paisa family mein dena padta hain

Amir khan : isliye jo intelligent hote hain we bas kaam karte hain , munafa nahi dekhte , go on
contributing , go on recieiving money , go on doing job , go on earning , you would be wise

Shahrukh khan : suna hain naam uska , entropy bolte hain

Amir khan : haan , entropy lifestyle

Shahrukh khan : agar is tarah ki lifestyle jiyu to politicians ko paisa dena padta hain aur main dena nahi
chahta

Amir khan : log doosro ko paisa nahi dete , society ko stable rakhne ke liye paise dete hain

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!! Main de nahi sakta

Amir khan : to amir ban hi mat , middle class bhi ban nahi sakta , waha par jyada paisa hain hi nahi,
employees are paid less those who are weak

Shahrukh khan : to karoo kya

Amir khan : ek salah deta hoon

Shahrukh khan : boliye

Amir khan : 80,000 rs jo hain usko investment bank mein jakar ke kitna paisa mil sakta hain who find out
kijiye aapko paisa mil jayega if they are positive

Shahrukh khan : aur investment bank kaha par hain

Amir khan : yeh raha card and that is bomman irani you have to meet

Shahrukh khan : thank you

Amir khan : beshak , best wishes

Scene 4

Arshad warsi : kya chahiye sir

Shahrukh khan : kuch nahi corona virus mein kuch dawayi jo mein apne parivar ko de sakoo
Arshad warsi : homeopathy

Sharukh khan : yes sir , kuch milega ,jisse virus se bach sakoo

Arshad warsi : beshak but it is bit costly

Shahrukh khan : no problm , one bottle

Arshad warsi : subah ek baar , shaam ko ek baar before food eating

Shahrukh khan : thankyou

Arshad warsi : 30000 rupees

Shahrukh khan : itna kyon

Arshad warsi : business

Shahrukh khan : nahi hain

Arshad warsi : sir , mein ghar mein bana nahi sakta , costly isliye kyonki videsh se mangana padta hain

Shahrukh khan : sorry , bank mein 80000 hain bus

Arshad warsi : aap log insurance nahi karte kya

Shahrukh khan ; insurance , oh medical insurance , is saal nahi karvaya

Arshad warsi ; to last year than , ab is saal nahi karvaya

Shahrukh khan : bhool gaya

Arshad warsi : aapki koi biwi nahi

Shahrukh khan : haan hain par housewife

Arshad warsi : sir insurance coverage mein corona virus bhi cover ho sakta tha aapne karvaya hota

Shahrukh khan : how much to pay

Arshad warsi :sir , doctor who , 30000 ke badle mein 3000 mein de sakta hoon par do logo ke liye ayega

Shahrukh khan : teen log hain sir , 3000 mein 3 log

Arshad warsi : sir agar teen bacha hain to main aapko dhoke mein nahi rakh sakta pay 30000 and pick up
the entire kit , aap corona se bach sakte hain

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!! 30000 rs , kit please

Arshad warsi : homeopathy kit aapka , thanks for trusting doctors

Shahrukh khan : paisa jyada puch liya

Arshad warsi ; being alive is more important sir , baad mein earn kar lijiyega

Shahrukh khan : thanks for the advice

Arshad warsi : shukriya , clinic mein ane keliye , kisi ko pata bhi nahi ki homeopathy is a branch , sab
allopathy sochte hain , awareness honi chahiye

Shahrukh khan : thank you

Arshad warsi : thank you for trusting , aage se insurance lijiyega without fail, instead of lazyness

Scene 5

Bomman irani : good morning

Shahrukh khan : medical insurance chahiye tha

Bomman irani : its march

Shahrukh khan : yes

Bomman irani : previous insurance claim

Shahrukh khan : not processed

Bomman irani : oh !!!! Insurance claim or insurance coverage

Shah rukh khan : insurance coverage

Bomman irani : we are closing the company for 1 month

Shahrukh khan : sir , saal ke pehle hi teen mahino ke andar

Bomman irani : aapke pass jab teen mahine the to kya kiya

Shahrukh khan : sir , history is poor of medical insurance

Bomman irani : kabhi kabar karte hain , kabhi kabar nahi

Shahrukh khan : yes sir

Bomman irani : we look at medical history

Shahrukh khan : wo to mere paas hain hich nahi

Bomman irani : aapke ghar mein koi patient either out patient or in patient

Shahrukh khan : none , till now all are well

Bomman irani : is saal bhi chod dijiye

Shahrukh khan : sir , corona virus ka prabhav hain desh mein medical insurance is compulsory sir

Bomman irani : yehi problem hain jab sankat aati tab medical insurance karte hain tab tak gulchude

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!!

Bomman irani : job continuing

Shahrukh khan : nahi pata sir ,

Bomman irani : without job medical insurance dena bahut mushkil ka kaam hain

Shahrukh khan : kuch teda meda karke dena , sorry mushkil sthithi mein hoon

Bomman irani : never ever lose your character

Shahrukh khan : sir , tension agar parivar ko kuch ho gaya to

Bomman irani : you arent rich

Shahrukh khan : no sir , middle class rich

Bomman irani : cash 15 lakhs

Shahrukh khan : no sir only 80000 rs savings account

Bomman irani : pension

Shahrukh khan : 30000 rs per month

Bomman irani : bache aap

Shahrukh khan : abhi bhi nahi, friends bolte hain ki kum hain

Bomman irani : aise hi hone chahiye friends, never keep a friend cozy with money sufficient

Shahrukh khan ; oh!!!!

Bomman irani : pension hain , musibat aan padi desh par , bachna chahte ho , isliye sanction kar raha
hoon

Shahrukh khan ; thankyou sir

Bomman irani : government is positive , you are safe

Shahrukh khan : thank you for helping me

Bomman irani : musibat ka samay hain , best wishes , doctors ko dhanyawad dena mat bhulna

Shahrukh khan : beshak , claaps and left happily

Scene 6

Aishwarya rai : insurance coverage huyi is saal

Shahrukh khan : haa was lucky

Aishwarya rai : khana

Shahrukh khan :bhukh lagi hain

Aishwarya rai : saaman khareedna hain

Shahrukh khan : is samay mein bahar jana munasib nahi hain

Aishwarya rai : internet se manga lenge

Shahrukh khan : mujhko internet chalana nahi aata

Aishwarya rai : mujhe bhi , housewife

Shahrukh khan : ladkiyan kuch seekhti bhi nahi , saara kaam mard ko karna padta hain

Aishwarya rai :mujhe kya pata ki corana virus aakar , mera sara ghar ujad jayega

Shahrukh khan : one should be ready

Aishwarya rai : yeh bhasah apne ko dena , mard should be competent and teach wife

Shahrukh khan : not ulta , be asset not liability

Aishwarya rai : beshak , ab khana

Shahrukh khan : debit card tha , chori ho chuki

Aishwarya rai : wo kaise aur mujhe bataya bhi nahi

Shahrukh khan : hain mere paas but not working

Aishwarya rai : debit card phir kis khushi mein hain tumhare paas
Shahrukh khan : chor ne pucha to pachis hazar gumshuda

Aishwarya rai : aise kaise

Shahrukh khan : stupidity of mine

Aishwarya rai : mujhe bataya bhi nahi

Shahrukh khan : debit card ka number aur otp bata diya chori hogayi

Aishwarya rai : oh !!! Ab bata rahe ho , debit card phek dena tha

Shahrukh khan : bina tumhe bataye kar nahi sakta

Aishwarya rai : yeh kissa kab hua

Shahrukh khan : ek hafte pehle

Aishwarya rai : phir se hua to

Shahrukh khan : prescence of mind bhool gaya , age se nahi hoga , otp create hoti hain isliye satark

Aishwarya rai : free flow mein sab kuch ugal diya

Shahrukh khan : sorry

Aishwarya rai : batane ke liye shukriya for having trust on me

Shahrukh khan :aage nahi hoga

Aishwarya rai : debit card wapas kar dijiye

Shahrukh khan : nayi debit card fresh

Aishwarya rai : ek baar galti ki , dobara phir se , shukr manayiye ki baar bari se chori nahi hoti

Shahrukh khan : one time password ki wajah se

Aishwarya rai : thanks to the bank for taking care of pass book owners

Shahrukh khan : beshak , thanks for not criticizing ferociously

Aishwarya rai : galti har ek se hoti hain , dhyaan se kharch kariye, we are not crorepatis

Shahrukh khan : I know , I will be careful from here on , bas beh gaya discussion was superb

Aishwarya rai : stupid husband

Shahrukh khan : stupid husband , doesn’t know internet usage , bhukhmari ,now tension
Scene 7

Akshay kumar : shahrukh khan ji aayiye , kya khareedenge

Shahrukh khan : kuch saaman khareedna tha aapse

Akshay kumar : aaj kal sir technology mein log kaam karte hain

Shahrukh khan : internet chalana nahi aata

Akshay kumar : internet nahi lagvaya

Shahrukh khan : bach use karta hain , main nahi

Akshay kumar : aapko malum hain ki bahar ana kitna kharab hain

Shahrukh khan : haam malum hain , parantu bache se puchna sharmindagi

Akshay kumar : aap abhi bhi purane zamane ke hain , umr

Shahrukh khan : 56 years

Akshay kumar : to bache ki umr kareeb 30 years

Shahrukh khan : late marriage abhi bhi 22 years

Akshay kumar : oh !!!!!

Shahrukh khan : kya bhav hain

Akshay kumar : dukaan internet se chalti hain , jo waha par hain , yahi par wohi daam

Shahrukh khan : credit card chalega

Akshay kumar : never sir , litigations with bank bahut hain

Shahrukh khan : pehli baar kisi ne credit card no bola hain

Akshay kumar : aapka kya hain sir , credit card full amount use kar lete hain aur takleef humko hoti hain

Shahrukh khan : clearance to easy hain

Akshay kumar : samajhdar log debit card use karte hain sir , credit card use kar rahe hain to clearance
tough

Shahrukh khan : wo meri zimmedari hain

Akshay kumar : court kacheri mein padna hi nahi, credit card clear nahi hua to mein kangal indirectly
Shahrukh khan : samajhdar log musibat mein bhi credit card nahi use karne ka

Akshay kumar : yes shahurkh ji, paisa jyada use ho jata hain aur takleef dukandaar uthata hain

Shahrukh khan : job se bedhakal

Akshay kumar : credit card use kar rahe hain to tabhi samajh gaya ki job aapka swaha

Shahrukh khan : swaha

Akshay kumar : nahi accept karta sir , bahur jhanjhat ka kaam hain , no to credit card by seller

Shahrukh khan : to main khau kaise

Akshay kumar : internet jobs , correspondence jobs , it jobs, courier jobs ,networking jobs

Shahrukh khan : thank you, koi hain yeh dene wala

Akshay kumar : haan abhishek bachan sir , jo mushkil mein job de sakta hain

Shahrukh khan : thank you ,phone number

Akshay kumar : phone number, no credit card please , only debit else budget the house by doing job

Shahrukh khan : ok ok ok

Akshay kumar : thank you for the advice to listen to patiently

Scene 8

Ranveer : paapa college bandh

Shahrukh khan : bandh bole to

Ranveer : papa bandh ka matlab hain ghar se padayi

Shahrukh khan : desh isi saal unnati karna tha technology mein

Ranveer ; internet unlimited chahiye padne ke liye

Shahrukh khan : ab internet ko kya hua

Ranveer : hamare ghar mein unlimited package hain hi nahi

Shahrukh khan : aur ye college ko kya hua

Ranveer : corona virus se bachne ke liye college ne ghar mein app through padane ka nishchay kiya hain
Shahrukh khan : app main sab kuch pada sakte hain

Ranveer : haan pitaji

Shahrukh khan : kitna budget lagaya apni padayi puri karne ke liye

Ranveer : dus hazar per month , 2 lakh per year, do saal ki course

Shahrukh khan : monthly course kum paisa hain , aur saal payment jyada

Ranveer : haan

Shahrukh khan : kaha se lau itna paisa

Ranveer : agar aap apne bhai ki baat maan lete to yeh naubat nahi ati thi

Shahrukh khan : haan bhai

Ranveer : teen saal pehle offer aya tha 1 crore per year aamdani karne ke liye jo aapne thukra diya

Shahrukh khan : haa malum hain , main free mein apni time pass karna chahta tha , company policy ke
hisab se kaam karna bahut mushkil ka kaam hain , bahut conditions hote hain , paisa to dete hain , par
kaam bhi bahut hota hain

Ranveer : agar aap alsi nahi hote to hum 3 crore ke malik aur age bhi crorepati ka beta hota naki
berojgari ke chaapal kha raha hoon

Shahrukh khan :papa ko bada dekhne ki khwaish

Ranveer : haa !!!! Opportunities knoch the door but you are not alert

Shahrukh khan : haan main alsi tha , ab bhi bhi hoon , isliye kaam kar nahi pa raha hoon , ghar chalega
kaise

Ranveer : meri college

Shahrukh khan : kal baat ho rahi hain kisi abhishek bachan ke saath , dekhta hoon kya kaam milega , jab
milega to bhar doonga tere college ke paise ,ab khush

Ranveer : beshak , thank you

Shahrukh khan : thank you , ab paise kaise lau , kal dekhta hoon , who the hell is this guy

Ranveer : acha to main chaloo

Shahrukh khan : dosto ka bulava

Ranveer : unlimited package lagva dijiye , mera kaam khatm

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!! beshak

Scene 9

Abhishek bachan : kaun sa kaam pasand karenge aap

Shahrukh khan : koi sa bhi aap chahenge

Abhishek bachan : qualification

Shahrukh khan : mba

Abhishek bachan : intermediate

Shahrukh khan : cec

Abhishek bachan : medicine distribution

Shahrukhkhan : nahi aata

Abhishek bachan : to main aap ko rai kaise de sakta hoon

Shahrukh khan : mujhe choose karna ana chahiye intermediate ke bal bute par

Abhishek bachan ; haan

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!!

Abhishek bachan : ab boliye kaun si job lena pasand karenge

Shahrukh khan : chef cook

Abhishek bachan : experience

Shahrukh khan : nil

Abhishek bachan : jab bhi koi job doonde to previous years ki experience ke bal bute par future job tay

Shahrukh khan : phir to job is human relations

Abhishek bachan : years of experience

Shahrukh khan ; pandrah saal

Abhishek bachan : phir to job paki

Shahrukh khan : kaha par

Abhishek bachan : years of experience hain to koi na koi to dila hi dega

Shahrukh khan : tankhwah

Abhishek bachan : negotiation

Shahrukh khan : tees hazar milta tha jab job choda to usse kum mein kaam karna nahi ata

Abhishek bachan : you are putting puzzle in my dictionary

Shahrukh khan : tees hazar se bhi kum takhwah

Abhishek bachan : job jab doondte hain to tankhwah nahi puchte

Shahrukh khan : kyon, tees hazar se kam

Abhishek bachan : aapne kaam to kiya hain par zindagi nahi dekhi

Shahrukh khan : reveal

Abhishek bachan : aaj kal ki naukri dekhne ka nazariya hain ki kitni jaldi promotions mil sakti hain , aur
kitni jaldi malamal banne ke sapne, tatparya yeh hain ki agar aapko tees hazar se bhi kam agar kaam
karna pade to thukrayiye mat , yeh dekhiye ki company mein promotions kab milti hain and opportunity
to become rich and wealthy as quickly as possible without sweating an inch working with peers gaining
knowledge and being asset to company gaining to become wealthy as quickly as possibe

Shahrukh khan ; waise doondte hain job aajkal

Abhishek bachan : beshak

Shahrukh khan : ab company kaha par jau

Abhishek bachan : hospital job

Shahrukh khan : who to medicine hain , main cec background

Abhishek bachan : aapne kaha human relations

Shahrukh khan : oh isliye , beshak , kaam

Abhishek bachan :agar selected to bata denge kaam kya hain

Shahrukh khan : thank you aur tankhwah

Abhishek bachan ; nahi malum , bas yeh bataya gaya hain ki negotiable

Shahrukh khan : thank you , visiting card

Abhishek bachan : thank you

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Paresh rawal : aayiye aap hi ka intezar tha mujhe

Shahrukh khan : to aapko mere bare mein pata hain

Paresh rawal : puch tash kar chuka hoon

Shahrukh khan : to bata sakte hain mere bare mein

Paresh rawal : job mein rakh raha hoon to puch tash to karni padti hain

Shahrukh khan : par karte kaise hain push tash

Paresh rawal : very easy , aapki biodata

Shahrukh khan : meri biodata

Paresh rawal : schooling , college , post graduation , experience certificates

Shahrukh khan : isliye aap minimum qualification post graduation bataya gaya hain

Paresh rawal : log uteernata pa lene ki jigyasa rakhte hain, jab progress ki jaye to log ka vishwas us
aadmi par dugna ho jata hain , agar progress na ho to aadmi ko chunna mushkil ka kaam hain , padne ki
jigyasa kabhi bhi kum nahi honi chahiye , yeh mera manna hain , jab shiksha grahan karte hain to jitna
jyada pade likhe utna confidence level to face society hoti hain , minimum qualification ke balbute par
character grooming up ka hisab kitab hi mil jata hain , who hi hain humare success or failure company ka
shiksha grahan

Shahrukh khan : oh !!! Pata chal gaya , secret of qualification kyon badi honi chahiye

Paresh rawal : tankhwah kitni loge

Shahrukh khan : tees hazar

Paresh rawal : kaam kya hain

Shahrukh khan : wo to aap batayiye

Paresh rawal : bina job chune tankhawah ki rakm bata di

Shahrukh khan : sorry

Paresh rawal : yaha par sab logo ko apni izzat pyari hain, par experience koi gain nahi karna chahta

Shahrukh khan : pichle job mein tees hazar ki mahine ki tankhwah ati thi

Paresh rawal : log budhu ka kaam karte hain , mein experince ki baatkar raha hoon aur aap izzat
Shahrukh khan : kitna mahine ki tankhwah

Paresh rawal : kuch bhi nahi

Shahrukh khan : yeh kya , bina paise ki job

Paresh rawal : karna ata hain

Shahrukh khan : aata hain par paisa kaise ayega wetan

Paresh rawal : jitna mehnat , jitna dimag lagaoge utni mahine ki tankhwah

Shahrukh khan : manzoor

Paresh rawal : kyon

Shahrukh khan : knowledge based job mein paisa mere hisab se ayega , jitni mehnat utni tankhwah

Paresh rawal : yaha par dega kaun , yeh to pucha hi nahi

Shahrukh khan : again sorry , 1 million per month mil sakta hain agar dimag lagau to

Paresh rawal : dene wala main hoon isliye 50000 se jyada main de hi nahi sakta per month

Shahrukh khan : tees hazar minimum 50000 maximum , done

Paresh rawal : doosre par nirbhar ho isliye 50000 maximum , apne bal bute par khade hote to 1 million
kya 1 billion per month mil sakta than , parantu mere par nirbhar ho isliye kum paise mil rahe hain

Shahrukh khan : yaha par deta kaun hain sir , sab apni jeb mein rakh dete hain , employees are
dependent , are dependent

Paresh rawal : soch tumhari labor class jaisi hain

Shahrukh khan : meaning

Paresh rawal : main tumhe 50000 de raha hoon per month , iska matlab mere paas kitna paisa ikhata
hain, soch ke batayiye

Shahrukh khan : 50000 se bhi jyada rakhm

Paresh rawal : aur mere majdoor 30 jan minimum har din kaam karte hain

Shahrukh khan : to aapki company minimum kitni kamati hain

Paresh rawal : 1 billion per year aur mein tumko kitna de raha hoon
Shahrukh khan : 50000 per month

Paresh rawal : bas itna sa

Shahrukh khan : jiski compay , uski thaat , jiski kursi , uska boss aur boss jaise bolega employees sunenge

Paresh rawal : pandrah saal ki naukri ki experience hain , phir bhi 30000 per month , apne aap par thuk
mar aur bol faulad ka dimag hain , doosro par nirbhar nahi hona chahta , akalmand log doosro ki madad
karke malamal ban jate hain by giving helping hand to 1 trillion population aur earn karte hain karodo
mein aur employees ko bhikari ka paisa dete hain kyonki company unki aur joote employees ke liye
banaya gaya hain private companies of bharat

Shah rukh khan : bravery to set up company , beshak try karoonga

Paresh rawal : anil kapoor se baat kariye , bank ceo hain , paise mil jayenge

Shahrukh khan : thankyou

Paresh rawal : jyada sochiye tab desh ki tarakki, choti si soch , bharat desh ki barbadi ka karan

Shahrukh khan : thank you

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Anil kapoor : abhi tak ki experience

Shahrukh khan ; pandrah saal ki naukri

Anil kapoor : field

Shahrukh khan : human relations

Anil kapoor : experience certificate

Shahrukh khan : nahi hain

Anil kapoor : to main kaise man loo ki aap human relations mein experinced hain

Shahrukh khan : word of mouth

Anil kapoor ; aise to kai log padhar ke bina saboot ke kuch bhi bake aur hume manna padega , foolish

Shahrukh khan : humari company experience certificate nahi deti

Anil kapoor : proof without acceptance

Shahrukh khan : aur mere pass chara kuch bhi nahi hain

Anil kapoor : aapne kaam kaise kiya bina experince certificate ke liye bank doesn’t have any proof of job

Shahrukh khan : nahi malum tha ki experince certificate chahiye

Anil kapoor : aap visionary nahi hain , iska behad mujhko afsos hain

Shahrukh khan : kyon

Anil kapoor : aap mere paas aye hain company setup karne ke liye aur aap ke pass besik commonsense
to have experience certificate to prove job role hi nahi hain to main kaise maan loo ki aap ache uch darj
ke ceo hain jo public ka bhala karenge

Shahrukh khan : employees ka bhala hoga , public ka kaise

Anil kapoor : end product bechne par

Shahrukh khan : par meri company kya hain

Anil kapoor : who bhi nahi malum

Shahrukh khan : paresh rawal ne kaha ki aap rakm denge to main chala aya

Anil kapoor : koi bhi aapko kuch bhi bole to chale ate hain bank bina kuch soch vichar kiye bina

Shahrukh khan : thoda bahut to gyaat hain

Anil kapoor : negotiation company

Shahrukh khan : sorry , main chalta hoon, unnecessary disturbed you

Anil kapoor : pehle kuch seekh ke ayiye phir public ko sambhalne ki baat kariye ga

Shahrukh khan : sorry , padayi nahi ki , isliye bhugat raha hoon

Anil kapoor : ache dino mein foresight hoti to bure dino ki takdeer hi kuch aur hoti

Shahrukh khan : sorry I am leaving

Anil kapoor : kuch bhi kahiye sir , aap se mulakat bahut romanchak tha

Shahrukh khan : oh !!!!

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Aishwarya rai : ghar mein baithne se bhookh nahi mitti

Shahrukh khan : bank ne bhi inkar kar diya company setup karne ke chances hi nahi hain

Aishwarya rai : we will go to foreign and earn money

Shahrukh khan : waha pe padayi karte hain aur pustake padte hain

Aishwarya rai : yeh duniya banayi gayi hain padne walo ke liye

Shahrukh khan : who mujhe pandrah saal ke baad pata chali hain

Aishwaraya rai : to tum padte kyon nahi hain

Shahrukh khan : padne se mujhe chid hain

Aishwarya rai ; to ab karoge kya

Shahrukh khan : dekhenge corona virus kab samapt hoga , jab hoga to doondenge job

Aishwarya rai : agar saalo lage to kya karoge

Shahrukh khan : karna kya hain aaram ki zindagi hain , bina kuch kiye 30000 to mil hi raha hain

Aishwarya rai : agar paisa kum pad jaye to

Shahrukh khan : to tum naukri kar dena

Aishwarya rai : mujhe bahar ki duniya se jujhna nahi ata , aap hi jujhiye , main chali rasoi ghar mein

Corona virus took a decade to get wiped out , father in law of aishwarya rai took care of them , job of
shahrukh khan was pitiable , he never learnt anything , did jobs haywire and till today he is not rich

Kehte hain jo padaku hota hain who amir kehlvata han baki sab nikame paupers of nation

END OF DARD HINDI MOVIE