Narrator: THE BEST DAY EVER
T-Rex: Okay, well, clearly it begins with sleeping in!
T-Rex: And there's gotta be a pizza party in there somewhere!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, with a DOG too. There must be a dog at every party.
T-Rex: Objectively true and truly inarguable. And I feel like gotta be there's a waterslide too?
Dromiceiomimus: And some skydiving?
T-Rex: *gasp*
T-Rex and Utahraptor: SKYDIVING ONTO A WATERSLIDE!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Okay, I looked into it and it's illegal, BUT ALSO, dangerous because the parachute might drown you.
Utahraptor: Hmm.
Utahraptor: In that case - WINGSUIT IT IS!!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: Turns out wingsuits STILL use parachutes for landing.
T-Rex: Forget it then!! I guess it's impossible to have the best day ever!!
T-Rex: ...But the second-best day ever is still PRETTY GREAT; pass me another slice?
