hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad

Laszlo is so lucky to have someone like you. Someone who cares about him and worries about his well-being.

we know sexuality isnt a choice. because if misha collins could be queer for clout he would have slammed that button

help these tags are killing me 😭🤣

pls share your headcanon about the (sexual or nonsexual) fantasy house is most deeply ashamed of. whether it concerns wilson or not :)

- request by @wideeyedloner

I think the fantasy house has that he is most deeply ashamed of is something really soft and tender and involves a lot of tender touches and wanting things to be gentle and slow and filled with affection. he puts that ‘i don’t need anything soft i just need a quick fuck with a hooker’ personality. but i think he craves those soft touches. and he wants soft sex. he want someone to make love to him. and i’ll make this hilson themed because that’s where my brain turns into a pile of mush. but i feel like he’s too embarrassed to ask wilson to make love to him. he thinks he has to be that tough detached guy who wants it rough and hard. he’s too scared to ask wilson to cuddle him. he’s too ashamed to ask wilson to treat him like he’s breakable during love making. but wilson picks up on it when he’s being rough and quick and house isn’t responding like he’d hoped for. so wilson slows down, stroking a hand through house’s hair and gently rocking into him and praising him with soft words of praise. and house utterly breaks apart, gasping and shaking and utterly melting into wilson’s touches. and that’s when wilson realizes that house wants it slow and soft sometimes. that he likes it rough and quick and fueled by lust, and sometimes he wants to be cradled and loved, even if he can’t find the words to ask for it out loud. so sometimes wilson cooks for house just to see that fond smile creep over his face. sometimes wilson buys house flowers just because and it makes house laugh a genuine happy laugh because who would even think of something like that except for wilson. sometimes wilson kisses him with the most tender touches like house is something to be cherished. and it’s enough to make house feel like he’s worthy of being loved

I had this convo with @autisticandroids the other day, how I think Dean has had "gay sex for the first time" like maybe ten times in his life because he keeps retconning the knowledge from his brain. Also because he is a little addicted to (pseudo)virginity roleplay.

I think autisticandroids suggested it's bc he always finds a reason it "doesn't count" - ie 'i was a demon' or 'it was only hands and mouths stuff'

Anyway when Dean and Cas finally fuck and Dean is like "I've never done this with a man before 🥺" and Cas is like :/ because he saw the vibe with Benny and also like. Crowley used to literally torment him with the play by plays of his demon Dean hookups. So he's skeptical. But Dean is like "nooo those didn't count, buddyyyyy" and Cas likes that because he likes when Dean is insane ❤️

ALT

i'm so sorry

I think post Destiel Reunion they hold hands all the time. They're holding hands over the console in the car. They're holding hands under the table at dinner. They're holding hands while walking into a haunted house to investigate. They're holding hands in the library doing research.

Sam makes fun of them relentlessly of course, as do all their other friends, but neither Dean nor Cas mind. They just hold hands even more often.

I just read Excuses, Excuses by @no-gorms and it was basically this. I ran back here immediately to find this post so anyone looking for a relevant fic would find it.

Everyone needs to stop being cowards and admit how hot Al Snow is.