on scale from 1 to 10, how bad idea it would be to playt mouthwashing while bit high. 10 being worst possible mistake human being can make

i’m kinda like if a dying strip mall was a girl

~ murder mittens ~

Idk who needs to hear this but you don't need "signs" to tell you you're a girl. You don't need it to hurt in your guts either. You can just want to try it, and you should.

In retrospect, many of my memories can be analysed as a sign of being trans. But the key point here is "in retrospect". I didn't see any of that before realising I'm a girl. I didn't even feel dysphoria before realising I didn't want to be masculine.

6 months ago, I just thought I was a good ally with every sign of being cis. If you feel like this and you love trans people and think they're so cool and think being trans is really beautiful, maybe just try new pronouns and a name online. No one who matters will be mad at you for doing it.

Had I seen a post like this, I would've figured myself out 3 years earlier

@gnome-de-official

creature i doodled while I during my awesome bluey + severance watchparty with friend

codependency

Snakes

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

nahh bro who is this 😭😭 maxwell or smth

Um.

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

Marahute the eagle and her animation are some of my most formative memories of learning to adore animation as a discipline. I wore out our VHS tape of this movie just watching her sequences over and over again.

The speed, scale, weight and accuracy with which lead animator Glen Keane captures her motion and movement, and balances the scales between anthropomorphizing her and keeping her strictly animal... it's just masterful. It is so, so beautiful as a piece of craft.

WHAT THE FUCK

hot girl throwing up in a dumpster outside the club

okay so decided to reverse image search and it's apparently a memorial to unborn babies lost during or immediately after pregnancy due to genetic defects (website says trisomy 18 specifically)

so as much as I love to make a joke on here, I'm going to retract my last comment and replace it with:

fuck you, that's absolutely ghoulish behavior to co-opt someone else's grief, strip it of context, and warp it's meaning to fit your personal beliefs i hope you die in a car fire

🌸Happy Lesbian Visibility Day!🌸

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More of my Shrek fanart here

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Can I add my dentist rant because OH MY GOD NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HOW DISGUSTINGLY PREDATORY THE DENTAL AESTHETICS INDUSTRY IS. Your dentist, a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, will push products and procedures and unhealthy lifestyle changes for the sole purpose of making your teeth "look better." No, I'm not saying all dental procedures are unnecessary. That should be obvious. What I'm talking about is pushing braces for kids who don't actually need them just because their teeth don't look straight. I'm talking about my dentist telling me for YEARS to eat less often because it would make my teeth "healthier." I am visibly underweight and have been for the entire time she's been my dentist. I'm talking about everyone being bombarded EVERY SINGLE DAY with ads for toothpastes and mouth rinses that are specifically written to make the average person feel ugly for not having super white shiny straight teeth. Dental medical problems always take a sideline to how your teeth look. Why is this entire profession filled with grown up high school bullies, and why are they, as licensed doctors, allowed to market to us like a beauty company?

If preserving something comes at the cost of your day to day comfort and things you enjoy, then that thing isn't meant to be preserved. It needs to be maintained in a different way. That's what fucking. Brushing your teeth is for. Like, do dentists follow their own advice? Is that why they're such assholes, cause they don't let themselves enjoy food?

Anyways. If your teeth are sensitive like mine, here's some very easy advice from the only dentist I've ever visited who wasn't a complete bitch: just drink water with every meal, snack, and beverage. It doesn't have to be a big deal. It's just something small that helps.