SIGINT #854 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET)
1. Golden Spillovers
2. Sacred Ketchup
3. Unidentified Office of Truth
๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฎ (๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ)
SIGINT #854 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET)
1. Golden Spillovers
2. Sacred Ketchup
3. Unidentified Office of Truth
tiktok is a cesspool in many ways but then sometimes you see one that really hits
“Why didn’t we ever learn about this in scho—”
WE DID. We did learn about it. If you were playing MASH in the back row everyday that’s on you.
This is true for like, 95% of all the things they do that with. "We never learned about this bad thing the US did" fucker, we spent two days on that specific atrocity. You had a test on it.
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first speaker: -is not entirely your fault, because in the us school system we learn maps like with with alaska being down here, but geographically al-
second speaker: no. no we're not doing this. if you thought alaska was an island that is your fault. that is not the map's fault, that is not your teacher's fault, that is your fault. we are not excusing this. what? huh? huh? you're giving the europeans ammo agains- what do you mean?? [mocking the first speaker in a higher voice] "it's not- no it makes sense that you though alaska was an island" [regular voice] no it doesn't! no it doesn't, don't excuse that! no, it doesn't.
Do Americans not have globes in their classrooms??????????????
No, they got rid of them along with analog clocks because they scared the flat earthers