req'd by @newthinkerer

this is like my main fear in party planning actually

text: I only asked you to do one thing for this party and you didn't do it.

cockblocked 😔

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

Honest work

English added by me :)

A shooting range

English added by me :)