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anyone in thjs chat speak mando’a
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what if alexander skarsgard plays murderbot with his natural accent. what if murderbot is swedish and the company is secretly ikea. what then.
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one of the funniest things splatoon 3 did was change “squid form” to “swim form” to apparently be more inclusive to octolings but then at the very same time introduce “squid” roll and “squid” surge. like what was the fucking POINT
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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It’s The Fucking King Of Omelas And He’s Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He’s Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He’s Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SHORT STORY INTO THE KINDLE. ITS THE ONES WHO WALK AWAY FROM OMELAS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, OMELAS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I CELEBRATE THE FESTIVAL OF SUMMER OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY WALKED AWAY FROM THE GALAXY’S MOST MORALLY COMPLEX CITY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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mr grizz is canonically scared of potential unions forming between his workers lmaooo
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Do you think please you could draw more of Bucky in his underwear please?😊 for umm art research 😏😅
ok so this is my Twi’lek Mandalorian Jedi oc Shit’Bitch she’s a mandalorian AND a jedi (thats why she has the plasma pistol swordgun handgun) (it shoots lightsabers thats why shes feared all over the galaxy bc she has to keep harvesting lightsabers to fill up her gun) and her armor is matte gloss ombre goldgreen to represent her vengeance of duty (btw that is NOT acne on her lekku thats her traditional killcount tallying (she’s a rare albino twi’lek which is why she has white skin like bone white and red** eyes) (which i’ll depict properly as soon as i find a kim kardashian skyrim mod w/ the appropriate skintone n iris eye color palette)(**NOT A SITH BTW
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????
two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore
Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but
1. Googling “Canada gay sex pay toilets” just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post
2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century
3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.
thats because i lied about this
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