punkrorschach:

therootbeersprite:

punkrorschach:

customboytoy:

i think this is really cute. it also escaped containment from a fetish forcemasc blog. both things can be true.

Hey @punkrorschach How was the devil’s sacrement?

i’m a crossdressing polyamorous queer androgynous trans man whose verse and a switch. i am the devil giving the sacrament.

(via goblintendencies)

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

my tummy is upset. I have a headache. I want three hundred dollars. I need the person reading this to have a good day

I want someone to pull me in and hold me tighter than they’ve ever held anything in their entire life

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winged-void:

people will say some shit like “I think its stifling and reductive when you define trans women in terms of the oppression they face” and like yeah buddy me too, I really wish that wasn’t what society does to us, so I guess we’ll go with your policy of just not talking about it so it goes away

(via endlessgarden)

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Person A: Thank you so much for inviting me out to dinner tonight. I actually have some big news I wanted to share with you. You see, I’m actually a man, I’m going by he/him pronouns now.

Person B: Oh! That is big news! Don’t worry, i completely support you on this!

A: That’s such a relief. Thank you so much.

B: No problem, dude! Now, what were you thinking of ordering? I know is you told me a while ago that this place has great beef stroganoff.

A: Beef stroganoff? Beef… sto-ru-ga-no-fu? W- what’s that??

(via endlessgarden)

(via toskarin)

ugimoroz:

(via squeakadeeks)

greelin:

greelin:

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

hey.

(via squeakadeeks)

petulantworm:

sirfrogsworth:

I’m sorry, but I adamantly disagree.

This is very good behavior.

They didn’t recognize the file extension.

They didn’t recognize the EXE program.

And so they refused to open them.

That is excellent internet security hygiene.

They went to a trusted person (their brother) and verified WinRAR was legit and then proceeded to unpack the files.

How is this not *encouraging* for gen alpha? Is it just because they didn’t know what WinRAR was? Who cares? I’m just proud they were being careful.

Unlike my boomer uncle who once installed so many spam search toolbars that there was no screen real estate left to show webpages.

Literally “im not falling for that” is the wisest thing an internet user can say

(via lizbid33)

attorneytrash:

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

(via cryptidzilla)

owl-noire:

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

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