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road-kill-eater:

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god is a giant bear and he is very hungry

cryptotheism:

vakariasdragon:

cryptotheism:

(genuinely offended) “I trust all of my viziers”

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

This is why I fuck with you

lapdogchase:

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it’ll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

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yume-fanfare:

it’s really such an experience to go from “oh this is really cool wow” to “aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it” i cant even pinpoint when it happened

anfuus-strongest-soldier:

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

bluishorange:

scribefindegil:

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

actually a coworker of mine said something interesting about this. I was saying that I truly can’t help how easily I cry, and I hate when people assume I do it on purpose.

and he paused for a second and then said, “when you’ve been taught from a young age that crying is weak and you should train yourself never to cry for any reason, you assume that everyone else has trained themselves too, so anyone who cries has to be doing it on purpose. it took me a long time to realize that wasn’t true.”

listen we’re never gonna run out of ways the patriarchy hurts all of us.

wednesdaythesecond:

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

lakevida:

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

infizero:

god’s greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

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