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DAD! Your Daughter Is In DESPERATE NEED Of A Monthly Campaign Contribution!

DAD! Your Daughter Is In DESPERATE NEED Of A Monthly Campaign Contribution!

Your donation could be the difference between Annie’s Mac n Cheese and Sweetgreen for lunch!
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Kenny Reilly
Welcome To Coldplay Towers, The Retirement Home For Elder Millennials!

Welcome To Coldplay Towers, The Retirement Home For Elder Millennials!

We thought of everything.
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Beth Kander
Compensatory Law Ads That Got Us Sued

Compensatory Law Ads That Got Us Sued

Here are some of the campaigns that won our clients millions and cost us billions.
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Tmo Bradach
ChatGPT Is A Great Tool For Students, By ChatGPT

ChatGPT Is A Great Tool For Students, By ChatGPT

Fact: A.I. has never made a mistake
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Devin Wallace
Rules For The School Carpool, And A Friendly Reminder, None Of The Children Is Possessed By A Demon

Rules For The School Carpool, And A Friendly Reminder, None Of The Children Is Possessed By A Demon

Please don’t raise the temperature to try to “cook the devil out of Jeremy.”
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Jim Tatalias
Interviewing Tips From A Guy Who Works For His Dad

Interviewing Tips From A Guy Who Works For His Dad

Never start the interview by telling the interviewer that getting hired for the job is your birthright.
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Adam Dietz
I Should Not Have Taken My 7-Year-Old Daughter To See The Body Horror Film The Substance

I Should Not Have Taken My 7-Year-Old Daughter To See The Body Horror Film The Substance

And I’m Woman enough to admit it
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Caroline Diggins
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
The Scientific Community Desperately Needs Your Solar System Diorama

The Scientific Community Desperately Needs Your Solar System Diorama

Without this diorama, society will collapse, progress will stupor, and shoeboxes will go undecorated.
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Rachel Rose Keller
We’re Looking For A Rockstar For This Low Impact High Stress Role

We’re Looking For A Rockstar For This Low Impact High Stress Role

If you can’t handle the (spread)sheets, get out of the office.
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Erin A Ross
What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My Country

What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit M...

Cheese is not dessert. Write that down.
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Alex Baia
What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?

What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?

Absolute chaos or appreciation?
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Kelly Shanley
As A Liberal Woman, There’s Nothing I Love More Than Late-Term Abortions

As A Liberal Woman, There’s Nothing I Love More Than Late-Term Abor...

Except for after-birth abortions…
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TJ Dawe
Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children

Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children

Learn why you should put your hands all over that birds nest after all.
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Tmo Bradach
Updated Guest Cottage Guidelines

Updated Guest Cottage Guidelines

Our house, our rules
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Tom Navratil
No You May Not Borrow My Fountain Pen

No You May Not Borrow My Fountain Pen

Your unmanicured fingers are better suited for a Bic Round Stic
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Graeme Carey
It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Corn Dust Keeps Jamming The Printer

It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Co...

We are working diligently to address the unanticipated problems associated with working in large, tall buildings meant solely for breaking d
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Meg Reid
Your Phone’s Notes App Has Been Compromised

Your Phone’s Notes App Has Been Compromised

We apologize for this slight oopsy-daisy!
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Nat Hrvatin
15 Reasons We Should Not Hold Hands In Public Anymore

15 Reasons We Should Not Hold Hands In Public Anymore

Love isn’t a factor but that one wart on your thumb sure is.
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L.D. Blevins
If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Local Craft Business

If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Loc...

The key ingredients in my craft humor articles are buzzwords paired with trendy phrases.
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Rowdy Geirsson
Attracting Suckers

Attracting Suckers

A self-help Guru’s playbook
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The Spoken Blog
My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell

My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell

When I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, “Me too” was not the correct response.
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Sarah James
An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell

An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell

No discernible qualities suggest this rock has any value.
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Dan Gutenberg
Welcome To Hollywood!

Welcome To Hollywood!

Glitzville. Tinseltown. The City of Lights and Also Cameras and Also Action.
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Eli Burnstein
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse

A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse

Damn, there’s more grease in this thing than in a Jiffy Lube.
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Tobi Pledger
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate

What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate

“So I go to the playground and I take this massive dump at the end of the slide…”
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Kelli Huggins
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With

Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With

I’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start.
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Julien Perez
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down

Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down

You tried to get away from us, didn’t you?
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James Klein
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look

I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look

Was there a vote I wasn’t aware of?
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Graeme Carey
When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business

When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business

Here. We. Go.
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Aaron Chown
Reviewing Your Boyfriend’s Instagram Following

Reviewing Your Boyfriend’s Instagram Following

It can’t be that bad, can it?
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Shawn Tran
How To Win Family Game Night

How To Win Family Game Night

Settle on a game that the fewest people know how to play. Make sure it’s also the longest and most complicated.
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Jeff Bender
In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App

In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App

Big news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…
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Sarah James
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