PinnedEmily MenezinSlackjawMeditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most EveryoneI will surround myself with others who exude loving-kindness, which does not include anyone at this improv show.Apr 2527Apr 2527
PinnedEmily MenezinSlackjawI Joined The Cult From Midsommar And It’s Not Going That WellI drank their murky wine, I danced in the nauseating pole event, and I even helped them murder and disembowel a bear. #SorryBearDec 6, 202010Dec 6, 202010
Emily MenezinSlackjawHow To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your FeelingsThis no-stress guide helps you go from “wow, that hurt,” to “wow, that hurt, but I made my bully smile!”1d ago111d ago11
Emily MenezinSlackjawA Dog Critiques Iconic Movie ScenesPulp Fiction: The barking man eats the frightened guy’s hamburger and throws the table. No one yells “BAD!”Aug 911Aug 911
Emily MenezinSlackjawQuestions From “Were You Listening?” A Game Show Designed Specifically For My DadHOST: “Here at ‘Were you Listening,’ our motto for dads is…” AUDIENCE: “The bar is low!”Jun 1417Jun 1417
Emily MenezinSlackjawPersonality Test To Determine If You’re Too Emotionally Fragile To Take Personality TestsIn college, I was scouted to be a professional mourner.Jun 413Jun 413
Emily MenezinThe Belladonna ComedyThe Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier FriendsI would catch glimpses of myself in the reflection of the shiny scales I gave you. I saw a fish I didn’t recognize.May 1514May 1514
Emily MenezinSlackjaw14 Lines That Every TV Comedy Pilot Must Include“I knew there was a reason I went into teaching / medicine / hamster surgery!” The character establishes why they got started in this field.May 910May 910
Emily MenezinSlackjawUseful LEGO Kits For AdultsOptimus Prime that transforms into a fully-completed Medicaid application for your elderly fatherMar 221Mar 221
Emily MenezinSlackjawValue Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)Two Bitcoins (2009)…two Billie Eilish tickets (2017)…two baker’s yeasts (2020)Mar 11Mar 11
