The Thing
There’s this thing. It is everwhere, all of the time. It is one of a few things that seem all consuming, but this thing, it is the worst. Most people have some version of the thing but no one likes to think or talk about it even though there’s all these dumb corporate slogans that tell you it’s important to do that. If I’m being more kind and less angry, I think it’s because people do not actually understand it and so it’s very hard to speak about it and it is less awkward to just pretend like it isn’t there. ...