• orchiette with yogurt and peas
• caprese
• wedge salad
• pizza
• mac and cheese
• ravioli
• grilled asparagus
• corn on the cob
• bean burritos
• nachos
• veggie cheddar browns
• falafel
• learn to make pad thai
• gnocchi
• pierogi
• enchiladas
• chili (freeze)
• breakfast burritos (freeze)
• black bean burger
• vegan sloppy joes
• learn to make lasagna

• Teenage Bottlerocket - Mutilate Me
• Screeching Weasel - Totally
• Descendents - Without Love, Marriage
• Mobina Galore
• Jawbreaker
• Husker Du
• Minor Threat
• All
• Dag Nasty - Things That Make No Sense
• Joan Jett
• The Gits
• Ramones - Baby I <3 You
• MDC
• Groovie Ghoulies
• Kepi Ghoulie
• Lemonheads
• Nofx
• Black Flag
• Elvis
• Runaways - You Drive Me Wild
• Weezer

• small batch lavender bitters ✧ egg white ✧ Bainbridge Organic Distillers Heritage Doug Fir Gin ✧ agave nectar ✧ tinctured
• gooseneck barnacle ✧ salmonberry essence ✧ ghee ✧ house-smoked salt ✧ infused
• clover honey handkerchief ✧ garlic scape ✧ stinging nettles ✧ green beach strawberry ✧ foraged
• sea lion flipper ✧ smoke ✧ douglas fir tips ✧ capon jus ✧ inspired
• abalone ✧ wild beluga caviar ✧ American ginseng ✧ sassafras oil ✧ poached
• wagyu ✧ matcha ✧ slivers ✧ umami ✧ massaged
• chiffonade ✧ allumette ✧ brunaise ✧ roulade ✧ fragmented
• violets ✧ grasshoppers ✧ fortitude ✧ micro basil ✧ tweezered
• moose tallow ✧ crowberry ✧ akutaq ✧ sugar ✧ whipped
• bittersweet chocolate shards ✧ pinenut ..._shattered_

• Port Gamble tree (4)
• Fat Smitty's inside and out
• Weird hot dog
• Fort Worden (2)
• Gum wall
• Toe trucks
• Georgetown hat and boot
• Hall of mirrors
• Inside a carousel
• Moisture Festival 
• Eagle Creek Saloon
• Pinball Museum
• Chihuli Garden
• Peking Acrobats
• Vegas Sign Museum
• Zipline Old Town
• Emerald City
• Cafe Racer Bad Art Museum
• Bernie Utz
• Walker Rock Garden
• Pride

• ✔ Bigfoot - Sasquatro
• Brownies - Vested Impettes
• ✔ Centaurs - The Four Horsemen
• ✔ Chimera - Chimerical Whip
• ✔ Cyclops - Four-Eyed Croonsters
• ✔ Demons - Harmonic Possession
• ✔ Flatwood's Monsters - B♭Woodsters
• ✔ Ghouls - The Pitch and Moans
• ✔ Giants - Bone Grinders-N-Harmony
• ✔ Gorgons - Slither Sisters
• ✔ Griffins - 4 Calling Birds
• ✔ Harpies - The Harpeggios
• Hibagon - The Gorilla Wayfarers
• Jarjaria - Llamaorama
• ✔ Jersey devils - Pineys the Elders
• Manananggal - Ragtime Manananggal
• ✔ Mermaids - Melusine Adelines
• ✔ Mothmen - The Appalachian Sensations
• Nahuals - Cuatro Bandidos de Queso
• ✔ Nymphs - Harmonaiads
• or Mbielu! Mbielu! Mbielu!

• Amuse bouche
  • Muktuk and cranberry infused eulachon oil in a "pemmican cornet"
• 1st appetizer
  • Canada goose pâté, razor clam marshmallow nesting in salal plus Pinot Noir reduction
• 2nd appetizer
  • Squab confit, freshly shaved black truffle, edged with baked King salmon caviar
• Potage
  • Degustation of consommé d' Dungeness crab
• Seafood
  • Western red cedar-planked, line-caught Coho salmon resting on foraged chantrelles

• Bituminous Riesling
• Cerrial Chardonnay
• Jumentous Sauvignon Blanc
• Mawkish Muscat
• Smutty
• Fusty
• Schmaltz
• Fetch
• Treacly
• Bouffant
• Plonk
• Smurfy
• Synergy
• Maudlin
• Seussian
• Middling
• Bawdy
• Spiffy
• Dingleberries
• Lewd
• Onanistic

• Beggin' ~Madcon *
• If I ~Raashan Ahmad *
• Coleen ~The Heavy *
• Superstar ~Lupe Fiasco *
• Singin' the Blues ~Tricky *
• The Seed ~The Roots feat. Cody ChesnuTT *
• List of Demands/ Reparations ~Saul Williams *
• Get By ~Talib Kweli *
• What You Do To Me ~Blakroc *
• Callin' Out ~Lyrics Born *
• Freedom ~Jurassic 5
• This Way ~Dilated Peoples
• Wolf Like Me ~TV On The Radio
• Holy Calamity ~Handsome Boy Modeling Club

Still in progress, looking for a 2 hour block

• Affluentza
• Are we there yeti? (from my Dad)
• Banshee loves me not
• Burning Mandrake
• Chakra Kahn
• Chimericle Whip
• Chubracabraham Lincoln
• Cyclop suey
• Doppelgängster's Paradise
• Earth quacks
• Ebola cherries (courtesy of JB)
• Ghoulash
• Golem-o-nade
• Hemogoblin
• Hijack elope
• Hippocampus hazing
• Hooked on Gryphonics
• I need more madcow bell
• Jersey devil's cake
• Keep calm, carrion
• Kelpie doll effect

• The Day That the Circus Left Town ~Eartha Kitt ♫
• Highwire days ~The Psychedelic Furs ♫
• Clown Strike ~Elvis Costello ♫
• The Circus is Leaving Town ~Isobel Campbel and Mark Lanegan ♫
• I Put a Spell on You ~Screaming Jay Hawkins
• The Rise And Fall Of The Great Mondello ~Royal Crown Revue ♫
• Greatest Show On Earth ~Macy Gray ♫
• Circus ~Tom Waits ♫
• Are You A Hypnotist?? ~The Flaming Lips ♫
• My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist ~The Decemberists ♫
• Wayfaring Stranger ~Neko Case ♫
• These Hands ~ The Damned
• Elephant Gun ~Beirut ♫
• One Monkey Don't Stop No Show ~Joe Tex ♫
• Sympathique ~Pink Martini ♫
• We're Gonna Make It ~Devotchka and Mychae...♫

• Beirut
• Dark Dark Dark
• Radical Face
• Anathalo
• DeVotchKa
• Gogol Bordello
• Takenobu
• Sufjan Stevens
• Chris and Thomas
• Andrew Bird
• Pearl Django
• Dan Newton's Cafe Accordian Orchestra
• The Theater Fire
• Jose Gonzalez
• Bon Iver
• Rocky Volato
• Iron and Wine
• Sufjan Stevens
• Break of Reality
• Pale White Moon
• Grizzly Bear

• Nouvelle Vague - Love Will Tear Us Apart *
• Seu Jorge - Changes *
• Flunk - Blue Monday *
• A.C. Newman - Take on Me *
• José González - Teardrop *
• Obadiah Parker - Hey Ya *
• Lay Low - Jolene *
• Tricky - Dear God *
• Ryan Adams - Wonderwall *
• Yaël Naïm - Toxic *
• Ray Lamontagne - Crazy *
• Iron and Wine - Such Great Heights *
• Cat Power - Sea of Love *
• The Bird and the Bee - Rich Girl *
• She and Him - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want *
• Nada Surf - If You Leave *
• Zack Cross Trio - New Slang *
• Vitamin String Quartet - Don't Stop Believing *

- of, like, or pertaining to

• alar - wings or winged
• alaudine - skylarks
• alliaceous - like onions or garic in taste or smell
• altricial - helpless at birth
• amygdaline - almonds
• amylaceous - starch
• anatine - ducks
• anemophilous - wind distributed pollen
• apian - bees
• apyrous - incombustable
• aquiline - eagles
• arboreal - trees or living in trees
• asinine - asses
• atavistic - reverting to ancestral or more primitive type
• azoic - without life
• balaniferous - acorn bearing
• batrachian - frogs and toads
• bombic - silkworms

• Send the Pain Below ~Chevelle
• Can't Change Me ~Chris Cornell
• Sometimes ~Ours
• Pyro ~Kings of Leon
• Plowed ~Sponge
• Black Metallic ~Catherine Wheel
• Got You Where I Want You ~The Flys
• Chloe Dancer/ Crown of Thorns ~Mother Love Bone
• Time is Running Out ~Muse
• Space Lord ~Monster Magnet
• Stranger Things Have Happened ~Foo Fighters
• Nearly Lost You ~Screaming Trees
• Breaking the Girl ~Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Waiting Room ~Fugazi
• Say Hello to Heaven ~Temple of the Dog
• Mayonaise ~Smashing Pumpkins
• Seven ~Sunny Day Real Estate

• Reggie Watts
• Bill Nye
• Betty White
• Amy Sedaris
• Tom Waits

• Ain't Got All Night ~The Twistin' Tarantulas
• 1965 GTO ~The Amazing Royal Crowns
• The One and Only ~Kim Lenz and Her Jaguars
• Big Red Rocket of Love ~Reverend Horton Heat
• That's All Right Mama ~Arthur "Big Boy" Crudup
• Didn't You ~Candye Kane
• South Tacoma Way ~ Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
• Rumble in Brighton ~Stray Cats
• Zoot Suit Riot ~Cherry Poppin' Daddies
• Camel Walk ~Southern Culture on the Skids
• Banzai Washout ~Dick Dale
• Rumble ~Link Wray
• Redshift
• Hangman’s Hymnal
• Lady Bird ~Jenny Don't And The Spurs

• Stolen cheese
  • Nahual
• Stolen fish
  • Umi-nyōbō
• Elephants
  • Emela-ntouka
  • Basche
• Camel
  • Sandwalker
• Gold and Silver
  • Alicant
• Mother's milk
  • Alicante
• The smell of apples and flowers

• altercation
• apple cart
• barrat
• bastonading
• battle-royal
• bout
• brannigan
• brawl
• brush
• bumping titties
• bundle
• chin music
• clapperclaw
• clem
• clobber
• conteck
• cruentate
• cudgels
• delitigation
• digladiate
• dimication

• In the Summertime ~Mungo Jerry
• Pushin' Too Hard ~The Seeds
• With a Girl Like You ~The Troggs
• Different Drum ~The Stone Ponies & Linda Ronstadt
• Some Velvet Morning ~Lee Hazlewood & Nancy Sinatra
• For Your Love ~The Yardbirds
• To Sir With Love ~Lulu
• Pictures of Matchstick Men ~Status Quo
• The Letter ~The Box Tops
• There She Goes ~The La's
• Along Comes Mary ~The Association
• Train Song ~Vashti Bunyan
• California Dreamin' ~The Mamas and the Papas
• A Well Respected Man ~The Kinks
• If You Could Read My Mind ~Gordon Lightfoot
• Time in a Bottle ~Jim Croce
• Dust in the Wind ~Kansas

• Chang and Eng Bunker's fused liver
• Albert Einstein's brain
• Frederic Chopin's heart
• Ishi's brain
• Galileo Galilei's 2 fingers and a tooth
• Ludwig Von Beethoven's skull
• Franz Joseph Haydn's head
• Mata Hari's stolen skull
• Napoleon Bonaparte's penis
• John Wilkes Booth's neckbone and thorax
• Vladimir Lenin's brain
• Andre Tchaikovsky's skull
• Isaac Newton's tooth
• Amadeus Mozart's skull
• Grigori Rasputin's penis?
• Thomas Brown's skull
• Franz Schubert's skull
• Edward H. Rulloff's brain
• Emanuel Swedenborg's skull
• Abraham Lincoln's skull and hair fragments

• ~3500 BC - Scrumping
• 1100s - Tomb raiding
• 1490s - Simony
• 1570s - Poisoning
• 1580s - Lycanthropy
• 1690s - Witchcraft
• 1710s - Pillaging and plundering tie 
• 1720s - Brigandage
• 1750s - Gouging
• 1770s - Treason
• 1790s - Badger game and noyade
• 1810s - Feaguing
• 1820s - Body snatching 
• 1830s - Pickpocketing
• 1840s - Cooping and cranioklepty
• 1850s - Garrotting
• 1860s - Train and bank robberies tie
• 1870s - Rustling
• 1880s - Quackery
• 1890s - Parenticide
• 1910s - Spying

• Terrine d'Antilope aux truffes (Terrine of Antelope with truffles)
• Cuissot de Loup, Sauce Chevreuil (Haunch of Wolf with a Deer Sauce)
• Civet de Kangourou (Kangaroo Stew)
• Chameau rôti à l'anglaise (Camel roasted à l'anglaise)
• Consommé d'Eléphant (Elephant Consommé)
• Ėmincės de ráble de chat sauce mayonnaise (Sliced saddle of cat with mayonnaise sauce) 
• Ėpaule de filet de Chien braisés. Sauce aux tomates (Shoulder of dog with tomato sauce) 
• Civet de chat aux champignons (Cat stew with mushrooms)
• Côtelettes de chien aux petits pois (Dog chops with peas)
• Salmis de ratis â la Robert (Rat stew)
• Gigot de chien flanquê de ratons sauce p...

• Apropos
• Artsy-fartsy
• Back track
• Bigwig
• Blame game
• Bling bling
• Boob tube
• Boogie-woogie 
• Boohoo
• Bric-a-brace
• Bugaboo
• Checky-checky
• Chit chat
• Claptrap
• Crisscross
• Dag-nabbit
• Diddlysquat
• Dilly-dally
• Ding-a-ling
• Dingdong
• Fiddle-faddle

• Dear God ~XTC
• Bizarre Love Triangle ~New Order
• A Little Respect ~Erasure
• Birthday ~The Sugarcubes
• Pictures of You ~The Cure
• Love My Way ~The Psychadelic Furs
• It's My Life ~Talk Talk
• Kiss Them For Me ~Siouxsie & The Banshees
• How Soon Is Now ~The Smiths
• Where Is My Mind ~Pixies
• Love Will Tear Us Apart ~Joy Division
• Drown ~Smashing Pumpkins
• When 3 is 2 ~Hammerbox
• Lips Like Sugar ~Echo & The Bunnymen
• The Promise ~When in Rome
• Enjoy the Silence ~Depeche Mode
• Army of Me ~Bjork
• Anything, Anything (I’ll Give You) ~Dramarama
• Grey Cell Green ~Ned's Atomic Dustbin

• Something Sinister ~Andrew Bird
• I Forget It's There ~Lay Low
• Jagged ~Old 97's
• Silver ~Pixies
• Twilight ~Raveonettes
• Jockey Full of Bourbon ~Tom Waits
• Weightless Again ~The Handsome Family
• Tell Me Now So I Know ~Holly Golightly
• Old Fashion Morphine ~Jolie Holland
• Dark Was the Night ~Kronos Quartet
• Galaxies ~Laura Veirs
• The Wind ~PJ Harvey
• Goodnight Moon ~Shivaree
• Insistor ~Tapes 'n Tapes
• I Want You ~Elvis Costello & The Attractions
• Little Toy Gun ~Honeyhoney
• Nothin' ~Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
• Crime Don't Pay ~Mike Ness
• Red Tide ~Neko Case
• Ramblin' Man ~Isobel Campbel and Mark Lan...

• Army of Frogs
• Bale of Turtles
• Bevy of Beauties
• Blessing of Narwhals
• Bloom of Jellyfish
• Cete of Badgers
• Clowder of Cats
• Coalition of Cheetahs
• Colony of Bats
• Congregation of Alligators
• Consortium of Crabs
• Culch of Oysters
• Dazzle of Zebras
• Destruction of Wildcats
• Dray of Squirrels
• Drift of Hogs
• Fighting of Beggars
• Flange of Baboons
• Gam of Whales
• Glint of Goldfish
• Harras of Horses

• Sono un cattivo, cattiva ragazza - Italian
• Je suis une mauvaise, mauvaise fille - French
• Jeg er en dårlig, dårlig jente - Norwegian
• Soy una chica mala, mala - Spanish
• 난 나쁜 여자예요 - Korean (When I asked about pronounciation (non nabbun youja ehyo) Choi said "Don't say that! You a heck of a nice lady.")
• Jag är en dålig, dålig flicka - Swedish
• Είμαι ένα κακό, κακό κορίτσι Pronounciation: eime ena kako kako koritsi - Greek (thanks rawrrritsjoann!)
• Ek is 'n slegte, slegte meisie - Afrikaans
• Ég er slæmt, slæmt stelpu - Icelandic (This might not be the correct phrase...

• David Bowie
• Rachel Maddow
• Andre 3000
• Ira Glass
• Margaret Cho

• albino bunnies
• cone-head dogs
• marionettes
• gremlins
• Charo
• raccoons
• caterpillars
• many team mascots
• jack-in-the-box
• flying monkeys in Oz
• precious moments
• ventriloquist dummies
• tribbles

This is a list in progress. I will have to revise when sober

• Man who rode a unicycle on the Seattle to Portland bike classic 2009. I said "That's awesome!" and he said "You're very encouraging!". Over 200 miles....on a unicycle!
• Man with parrot on his shoulder in a podunk bar in Podunk, WA. He informed me on the dangers of Teflon.
• Man in barbershop quartet attire in a different Podunk bar, WA. He didn't sing. He just asked for the outfit for his birthday from his kids.
• A deaf, mentally-ill man in Bellingham, WA that signed furiously to himself.
• When I was young, I saw Pippi Longstocking buying candy in San Francisco.
• A dapper old man ahead of me in line at a bakery in my hometown was buying an exact replica of his wedding cake for his 50t...

• This American Life
• The Rachel Maddow Show (audio)
• The Moth
• WNYC Radiolab
• Savage Love
• APM Dinner Party Download
• Risk!
• Stuff You Missed in History Class
• Stuff From the B-Side
• KEXP Song of the Day
• Target Women
• The Memory Palace
• Serial
• Vox Tablet
• Snap Judgement
• Viral Video Film School
• Tales From Lake Wobegone
• Stuff Mom Never Told You
• That's Gay
• Judge John Hodgman
• A Way With Words

• To be nobody-but-yourself - in a world which is doing it's best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. ~e e cummings
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you ~Bjork
• Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. ~Mark Twain
• The magic is inside you. There ain't no crystal ball. ~Dolly Parton
• I poke badgers with spoons. ~random bumpersticker
• The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. ~H. Allen Smith
• We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. ~Oscar Wilde

Appetizer/apéritif

• Dilled deviled eggs
• Super Goose Double IPA

2nd Course

• Caprese salad

Main Course

• Pumpkin ravioli with clarified butter, shaved parmessan, and fried sage

Sides/Beverage

• Winter greens and root salad with black truffle vinegrette
• Warm sourdough with chevre and roasted garlic
• Grilled asparagus with grey salt
• Rioja

Dessert/Digestif

• Peppermint candy ice-cream

• Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking - Marcella Hazan
• Pasta by Hand - Jenn Louis
• My Pizza - Jim Lahey
• Urban Italian - Andrew Carmellini
• Flavor Thesaurus - Niki Segnit
• Plenty - Yotam Ottolenghi
• Thug Kitchen
• Decolonize Your Diet - Luz Calvo and Catriona Rueda
• Mastering Pasta - Marv Vetri
• The Perfect Scoop - David Lebovitz
• Sweet Cream and Sugar Cones - Kris Hoogerhyde, Anne Walker, Dabney Gough
• Brave Tart: Iconic American Desserts - Stella Parks
• The Food Lab - J. Kenji López-Alt
• Big Gay Ice Cream - Bryan Petroff & Douglas Quint
• Sweet - Yotam Ottolenghi

• Coconut Records - West Coast
• Long Winters - Cinnamon
• Pixies - La La Love You
• David Bowie -
• Nada Surf -
• Death Cab -
• The Cure -
• Smashing Pumpkins -
• Blondie -
• Bad cop Bad Cop -
• Devo - Girl You Want
• PJ Harvey - This is Love
• Face to Face -
• Elvis Costello -
• Flaming Lips - Do You Realize?
• Erasure -
• New Order -
• The Smiths -

• Chakra Kahn
• Reiki-Tiki-Tavi
• Miss Tick
• Tarot Fawcett
• Om Girl
• Pat Chouli
• Crystal Baller
• Aura the Explorer
• Incenced Burner
• Psychic Psally
• Zodiac Killah
• Luche Libra

• Poison ~Bell Biv DeVoe
• Don't Be Cruel ~Bobby Brown
• ...If I Ever Fall in Love ~Shai
• Do You Want Me ~Salt-N-Pepa
• The Humpty Dance ~Digital Underground
• I'm Your Baby Tonight ~Whitney Houston
• Just a Friend ~Biz Markie
• Motownphilly ~Boyz II Men
• Now That We Found Love ~Heavy D & The Boyz
• Rhythm Nation ~Janet Jackson
• U Can't Touch This ~M.C. Hammer
• Baby, Baby, Baby ~TLC
• Joy and Pain ~Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock
• My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) ~En Vogue
• Hit 'em Up Style (Oops) ~Blu Cantrell
• Buffalo Stance ~Neneh Cherry
• Ice, Ice Baby ~Vanilla Ice
• Deeper Shade of Soul ~Urban Dance Squad
• Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now...

Synthpop songs for my imaginary Balkan-folk-punk-marching-cover-band

• Genius of Love - Tom Tom Club (feat. xylophone)
• Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins (feat. ratchet)
• Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell (feat. accordion)
• West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys (feat. ocarina)
• It's My Life - Talk Talk (feat. kaval)
• True - Spandau Ballet (feat. bağlama)
• The Wild Boys - Duran Duran (feat. flugelhorn & davul)
• Don't You Want Me - Human League (feat. gourd shakers)

• cacophony
• charivari
• cachinnation
• caterwaul
• ululation
• brouhaha
• obsteperous
• vociferous
• clamorous
• boisterous
• tumultuous
• stridulous
• callithump
• stentorian
• raucous
• commotion
• hullabaloo
• plangent
• yowl
• strepitous
• roister

• Battleaxe Evermore
• Sarah Mouche Fandango
• Pettifog Hat
• Hellcat Stevens
• Fleetwood Smack
• Beast of Hurtin'
• Moody Bruise
• Doobie Smothers
• Bambam O'Riley
• Bang Your Gong
• Ballroom Blitzkrieg
• Carly Hymen
• Tire Iron Butterfly
• Bebe le Deranged
• Ziggy Scarlust
• Ruby Bruiseday

Planetary nomenclature from First Nations and Native Americans of Cascadia on Rhea.

• Talapas (crater) - Chinook - Coyote, creater of many places and things.
• Yehl (crater) - Tlingit - The great raven, creator and cultural healer.
• Yamsi (chasmata) - Klamath - Lodge of the north wind where creator god Kemush slept during creation of the world.
• Hano (crater) - Nuxalk - Goddess of education, knowledge and magic. She manifested as a shaman so she could teach the people.
• Amotken (crater) - Salish - Creator deity, wise and kind old man.
• Xowalaci (crater) - Joshua - creator god.

• One ~Metallica
• Don't Stop Believin' ~Journey
• Been Caught Stealing ~Jane's Addiction
• We're Not Gonna Take It ~Twisted Sister
• Kickstart My Heart ~Mötley Crüe
• Cum on Feel the Noize ~Quiet Riot
• Poison ~Alice Cooper
• Pour Some Sugar on Me ~Def Leppard
• Rock You Like a Hurricane ~Scorpions
• The Final Countdown ~Europe
• F.I.N.E. ~Aerosmith
• 18 and Life ~Skid Row
• Nothing But a Good Time ~Poison
• Rock and Roll All Nite ~KISS
• Welcome to the Jungle ~GnR
• Closer to the Heart ~Rush
• Livin' on a Prayer ~Bon Jovi
• Panama ~Van Halen
• More Than a Feeling ~Boston

• Electric Ave
• Baker St
• Penny Ln
• Vine St (intersects with Heart Attack)
• Funky Broadway
• Fascination St
• Tin Pan Alley
• Pony St
• Abbey Rd
• Beat St
• Yazoo St
• Tobacco Rd
• Marley Purt Dr
• Mermaid Ave
• Basin St
• Green Dolphin St
• Madison Ave
• Broken Dreams Blvd

• Home Sweet Home ~Mötley Crüe
• Every Rose Has It's Thorn ~Poison
• Love Bites ~Def Leppard
• Wind of Change ~Scorpions
• I Remember You ~Skid Row
• More Than Words ~Extreme
• Carrie ~Europe
• Silent Lucidity ~Queensrÿche
• Nobody's Fool ~Cinderella
• Close Your Eyes Forever ~Ozzy Osbourne & Lita Ford
• The Flame ~Cheap Trick
• To Be With You ~Mr. Big
• Faithfully ~Journey
• Alone ~Heart
• High Enough ~Damn Yankees
• When the Children Cry ~White Lion
• Mama, I'm Coming Home ~Ozzy Osborne

• Bravest Man in the Universe ~Bobby Womack
• I Can't Write Left Handed ~John Legend and The Roots
• No Time for Dreaming ~Charles Bradley
• How do I Let a Good Man Down ~Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
• A Long Time ~Mayer Hawthorne
• Good Man ~Raphael Saadiq

• daffadowndillies - daffodils
• doodlesack - bagpipes
• locofoco - matches
• rowdydow - uproar
• somnambulator - sleepwalker
• ugglesome - hideous
• welkin - the sky or heavens
• grimalkin - grey-haired
• vinnewed - moldy or musty
• pucelage - virginity
• barbi-tonsoribus - shave or cut hair professionally
• scandaroon - pigeon
• potsheen-twang - a lie
• outcumlins - strangers
• rantallion - man whose scrotum hangs lower than his penis
• levin - lightning

• under a ladder
• black cat cross your path
• Friday the 13th
• broken mirror
• taking lava rocks off Hawaiian beaches
• not throwing salt over your shoulder
• or knocking on wood
• red sky at morning
• groundhog sees its shadow
• thick onion skins
• a lizard appears in your tea leaves
• Jolly Roger
• wishing "good luck" in a theater
• saying "Macbeth" before a performance
• fishermen undocking on a Friday
• Georgia's Haunted Pillar

• maka piapia - Hawaiian
• legaña - Spanish
• morgongrus - Swedish
• slaapkorrels - Dutch
• caca d'yeux - French
• rheum - English
• schlafkörnchen - German
• rähmiä - Finnish
• cispa - Italian
• 眼屎 - Chinese
• ojos chelosos - El Salvador

Feel free to correct me. I only speak English, so I am just trusting the internet on these translations.

• Jeanne Baret - Jean Bare/Bonnefoy•
• Isabelle Eberhardt • *
• Margaret Ann Bulkley - Dr. James Barry •
• Hannah Snell - James Gray •
• Anne Bonny •
• Mary Read •
• Dorothy Lucille Tipton - Billy Tipton •
• Sarah Emma Edmonds - Franklin Thompson •
• Jo Monaghan •
• Charlotte Darkey Parkhurst - One-Eyed Charlie •
• Dr. Mary Canaga - Ray Leonard • 
• Fanny Campbell - Channing • 
• Dorothy Lawrence - Denis Smith •
• Deborah Sampson - Robert Shurtleff •
• Catalina de Erauso - Antonio de Erauso •
• Jennie Hodgers - Albert D.J. Cashier •
• Malinda Blalock - Sammy Blalock •
• Charlotte de Berry •
• Brita Christina Hagberg - Petter Hagberg •

• The Brass Teapot
• Everything Everywhere All At Once
• The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
• Moulin Rouge!
• Edward Scissorhands
• The Legend of 1900
• The Motorcycle Diaries
• To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
• Labrinth
• Hero
• Beetle Juice
• Kung Fu Hustle
• The NeverEnding Story
• Amelie
• Alice in Wonderland
• O Brother, Where Art Thou?
• Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Being John Malkovich
• Romeo and Juliet

Appetizer/Apéritif

• Guacamole and chips
• Mojito

2nd Course

• Fig vinaigrette, asparagus, & chèvre salad

Main Course

• Falafel gyro with tzatziki 

Sides/Beverage

• Cream cheese scallion rangoon with sweet and sour
• Hummus plate
• Dabob Bay IPA By Hood Canal Brewery  

Dessert/digestif

• Fancy smores with perugina baci bar & pizzelle cookies
• Harvey's hot buttered rum

• Round and Round ~Ariel Pink's Haunted Graphiti
• Scissor Runner ~Jenny and Johnny
• Thursday ~Asobi Seksu
• Jesus Wants Me For a Sunbeam ~The Vaselines
• When I'm With You ~Best Coast
• To Go Home ~M. Ward
• From Blown Speakers ~The New Pornographers
• Cherry Chapstick ~Yo La Tengo
• I Feel it All ~Feist
• Foundations ~Kate Nash
• Genius ~Inara George
• Graveyard Girl ~M83
• White Winter Hymnal ~Fleet Foxes
• Summertime Clothes ~Animal Collective
• Crying ~TV on the Radio
• Oxford Comma ~Vampire Weekend
• Time to Pretend ~MGMT
• Banquet ~Bloc Party

• A Woman Wouldn't Be a Woman ~Eartha Kitt
• Lonesomest Gal in Town ~Kay Starr
• I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair ~Peggy Lee
• I Wish I Were in Love Again ~Frank Sinatra
• Embraceable You ~Louis Prima & Keely Smith
• Our Love is Here to Stay ~Ella Fitzgerald
• Born Bad ~Juliette Lewis
• Love Me or Leave Me ~Lena Horn
• Come On-A My House ~Rosemary Clooney
• I'm a Bad, Bad Girl ~Little Esther
• An Occasional Man ~Jeri Southern
• Gimme a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer ~Billie Holiday
• I'm a Woman ~Peggy Lee
• What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again) ~Joe Jackson
• I Can't Give You Anything But Love ~Doris...

• 13 Black Cats
• 826 National
• Achaean League
• Alex Chiu Appreciation Club
• American Anti-Imperialist League
• American Dialect Society
• American Elasmobranch Society
• American Name Society
• American Roentgen Ray Society
• Anti-Bell Ringing Society
• Anti-Flirt Club
• Apostles of Linnaeus
• Art Deco Society of New York
• Askesian Society
• Association for Research and Enlightenment
• Association of Dead People
• Barbershop Harmony Society
• BC Scientific Cryptozoology Club
• Beard Liberation Front
• Bigfoot Field Research Organization

It would've been fun to be a mountebank and sell cure-alls back in the day from a soap box, oldetimelike, to naive townfolk on dusty street corners.

• Aborifacients
• Acetanilide
• Acid Phosphate
• Aconite
• ADC Drops Aqueous Vitamin Solution
• Aetherial Oil of Tar
• Aga-Jac Bitters
• Aggulant
• Aid 
• Album nigrum
• Allopathic
• Ameliorate
• American Pearl Oil
• Amphetimine
• Ampul
• Anagesic
• Analeptics 

• Across 110th Street - Bobby Womack
• Back Stabbers - The O'Jays
• Mary Jane - Rick James
• Chevrolet - Taj Mahal
• Higher Ground - Stevie Wonder
• Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
• Steal Away - Johnnie Taylor
• Mean Man - Betty Harris
• Till I Get My Share - Clarence Reid
• Band of Gold - Freda Payne
• Groove Me - King Floyd
• Reach Out I'll Be There - The Four Tops
• Love Child - The Supremes
• Why Can't We Be Friends - War
• That's It, I Quit, I'm Movin' On - Sam Cooke
• Love and Happiness - Al Green
• That's How Strong My Love Is - Otis Redding
• The Bottle - Gil Scott-Heron
• Anti Love Song - Betty Davis

• F. Tiger/M. Lion = Liger
• M. Tiger/F. Lion = Tigon
• Sheep/Goat = Toast of Botswana
• Man/Goat = Pan/Satyr/Faun/Krampus
• Man/Horse = Centaur
• Man/Bull = Minotaur
• Boy/Bat = Bat Boy
• Human/Animals = Parahuman -Illegal in NV & OH
• Human/Neanderthal = Under debate 
• Human/Hamster = Humster (Whoa!!!)
• Woman/Fish = Mermaid
• Woman/Bird = Siren/Harpy
• F. Donkey/M. Horse = Mule
• M. Donkey/F. Horse = Hinny
• Donkey/Man = Onocentaur
• Donkey/Zebra = Zonkey
• Horse/Zebra = Zorse
• Grizzly/Polar Bear = Grolar/Pizzly
• Buffalo/Cow = Beefalo
• Pig/Boar = Iron Age Pig

• Alfred Stieglitz
• Bruce Mozert
• Cheri Audett
• Diane Arbus
• Dorothea Lange
• Edward Weston
• Frederick W. Glasier
• George Steinmetz
• Gjon Mili
• Graciela Iturbide
• Helmut Newton
• Herman Leonard 
• Irving Penn
• Jesse Kalisher
• Lillian Bassman
• Margaret Bourke-White
• Melvin Sokolsky
• Mariana Yampolsky
• Per Valentin
• Shadi Ghadirian
• Weegee

• Airbrushed vans (warrior princesses past and future, planetary/cosmos motifs, & the apocalypse)
• Dance contests (the kind where you slow dance for hours and hours and the last couple standing wins)
• Pudding Pops
• Cakewalks
• Moon landings
• Azzura perfume
• Clunky dress shoes ala early '90's
• The Stranger circulating on the peninsula
• Budget Living Magazine
• ✔ Rice Crispy Treat Cereal (yay, it's back)
• Diamond Dave
• The Humpty Dance
• Absolutely Fabulous
• Cost of living pay increases
• Ruby Montana's Pinto Pony

• Aerie of Eagles
• Battalion of Falcon
• Bevy of Quail
• Bouquet of Pheasants
• Brood of Hens
• Cast of Hawks
• Charm of Finches
• Confusion of Guinea Fowl
• Covey of Partridges
• Descent of Woodpeckers
• Dissimulation of Birds
• Dule of Doves
• Exaltation of Larks
• Fall of Woodcocks
• Flight of Swallows
• Gaggle of Geese (when not flying)
• Host of Sparrows
• Kit of Pigeons
• Murder of Crows
• Murmuration of Starlings
• Mustering of Storks

• Kurt Vonnegut
• Johnny Cash
• Eartha Kitt
• Carmen Miranda
• Harry Houdini

• Current - Unknown
• Ott's - Lotus pods
• 1990's - Hibiscus
• 1980's - Sunflowers
• 1970's - Rhodies
• 1960's - Daisies
• 1950's - Roses
• 1940's - Gardenias
• 1930's - Violets
• 1920's - Calla Lillies
• 1910's - Lilacs
• 1780's - Breadfruit
• 1680's - Tulips
• 1340's - Posies

• Yucca brevifolia - Joshua Trees
• Cucurbita pepo - Pumpkins
• Polystichum munitum - Sword Ferns
• Araucaria aracana - Monkey Puzzle Trees
• Humulus lupulus - Hops and beloved IPA maker
• Dionaea muscipula - Venus Flytrap

• Dicrocoelium dendriticum - my favorite parasite
• Monodon monoceros - narwhal
• Bioluminescent dinoflagellates - bluish flickers visible in ocean water
• Oncorhynchus tshawytscha - Chinook salmon
• Pan troglodytes - chimpanzee
• Enteroctopus dofleini - giant octopus

• Snow peas - Gross!
• Scotch broom - Nasty!
• Wild blackberries - Yard Killer!
• Psychadelic mushrooms - Crazy!
• Grape varietal that produces Sauvignon Blanc and makes wine taste like cat pee - Abomination!
• Pearl onions - Blech!

• Sea urchin/ Uni - Barf!
• Moths - Fluttery!
• Aquarium snails - Ewwww!
• June bugs - Demonic!
• Little pink bird that pecked out and swallowed my only diamond out of my earring - FU!
• Rats - Obvious! 

• Current - octopi and fox tie
• Otts - chihuahua
• 1990's - pitbulls
• 1980's - snakes and dolphins tie
• 1970's - owls
• 1960's - Siamese cats
• 1950's - poodles
• 1940's - bald eagle
• 1930's - giant panda
• 1920's - peacock
• 1910's - mink
• 1900's - bear
• 1850's - barnacles

• Starlee Kine
• Dave Chappelle
• Barbara Boxer
• Robert Horry
• Andrew Bird
• John Hodgman
• Mary Tyler Moore-
• Amy Sedaris
• Dan Savage
• Tim Burton
• Elvis Costello
• Tom Waits
• Sarah Haskins
• Janeane Garofalo
• Rachel Maddow
• Penny Marshall
• Nick Swardson
• Bruce Campbell
• Betty White
• Reggie Watts
• Carol Burnett

A rant

• Today's dance-off between two sign holders... Seriously? Handstands and flipping your signs about make it hard to avoid looking at you. 
• Walking mattresses. So sad. You're dressed as a mattress. This is the saddest breed of human signage. How does your mother explain you to her friends?
• Bickering tweakers. Thrusting your signs for condos in the general direction of traffic while you argue over "turf". Oh, you crazy meth heads. 
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Pizza Time must have been lost before you came along with your flamboyant martial arts Raphael. You make me feel weird. 
• Air guitar. Just because Little Caesars gave you a guitar shaped sign does not mean that we all believe you're a death metal demigod. Ackkkk!

• Astronaut pen
• Late 50's-early 60's stewardess uniform
• Spool of surgical tubing for flinging pumpkins
• ✔ Truffle oil
• ✔ Sugar skull molds - various sizes
• ✔ Hiking boots
• Westside Story DVD
• Purple Rain umbrella
• Lomographic Fisheye camera
• 1940's yearbooks
• A book on googie/populuxe design
• ✔ Perpetual drinking bird, kinetic toy
• ✔ Cannondale carbon fiber Synapse Feminine in any color but pink.
• Innertubes
• Epoxy resin set-up and moulds
• ✔ Diva dollz flower neclace earring set
• ✔ Venetian mask *
• Trebuchet blueprints
• Beer steins

• KitchenAid ~$250 and pasta attachment (ice cream too?)
• Le Creuset
• Pasta cookbook
• Pasta drying rack
• Gnocchi board
• Rolling pin
• Containers for sugar, creamer, flour, brown sugar and pasta
• Splatter screen
• Pepper and salt mill
• Pizza stone
• Peeler
• Slap chopper
• Salad bowl and tongs
• Spices, extracts, emulsions and organizer
• Olive oil & Balsamic vinegar
• Frame Manette Bridge art
• Pastry wheel
• Scale

• Blubbering Bozo
• A Fool Gets the Waterworks
• Pierrot Grieves
• The Forlorn Funambulist
• Mime's Weepy and Alone
• Harlequin Sobs and Ruins His Makeup
• Mourning Punchinello
• Jester's Lowdown Dirty Shame
• Semi-Professional Sideshow Act Smiley Suffers From Seasonal Affective Disorder
• Hear the Trickster Whimpering
• While Joey Gently Weeps
• Meet the Crestfallen Acrobat
• Tears of a Clown
• Why is Bouffon Morose?
• I am a Poor Wayfaring Trickster
• A Tumbler in Anguish
• KooKoo Goes BooHoo
• Bubbles' Blues

• ECTA student show
• Ferries (on and off)
• Vegas
• Fireworks
• Masquerade ball
• Duo trapeze
• Driving
• Plane take-off
• Ocean sunset
• Puyallup fair
• Hotel room window
• Lunar New Year parade
• Train window
• Flamenco
• Starry night
• Sandcastles
• Cyr wheel
• Sailboats
• Ferris wheel
• Zipline

• Thermostabilized cheddar cheese spread
• Bacon squares
• Strawberry cubes
• Orange drink
• Date fruit cake
• Rehydratable shrimp cocktail
• Grape punch
• Ham salad spread (tube food)
• Irradiated rye bread
• Thermostabilized frankfurthers
• Edible toothpaste
• Communion kit

• manna
• baby smell
• odic fluid
• soma
• ambrosia
• kumkuma
• boob glitter
• ectoplasm
• angel goo
• ichor
• aqua vitae
• amrita
• aura
• tittie sprinkes
• nectar
• quintessence
• cupid's arrow
• fountain of youth
• transubstantiation
• primordal soup
• uguisu no fun

Very specific attributes LL Cool J is searching for:

• A girl with extentions in her hair
• Bamboo earrings (in 2 songs)
• Fendi bag
• Bad attitude
• Walk with her switch
• Talk with street slang
• A woman ain't afraid to do her thang
• Like to dance to the rap jam
• Sweet as brown sugar and candied yams
• Honey-coated complection
• An around the way girl
• Perm in your hair, or a curly weave
• New Edition/Bobby Brown button on sleeve
• Wear gold in the summer with bike shorts
• Baby hair pumpin'
• Lip gloss a-shinin'
• Baby hair and bodies built to swing
• Legs that put stockings out of business
• A big ole booty

• Gunjiro Aoki & Helen Gladys Emery
• Fay Freeman & Ah Ying
• Nancy Helena Columbia Eneutseak
• Jerome Collins & Professor de Forest
• Tamale men
• Dr. Cora Smith Eaton
• Guido Deiro
• Ernest Kaleihoku Kaai
• Six errant wayfarers in The Case of the Muddy Shoulders

• Mephitic
• Paroxysmally
• Canasta
• Obliquely titillated
• Pallid
• Fastidiousness
• Meteorologically evocative
• Ermine
• Circuitously
• Spasmodically
• Banderole
• Milieu
• Undulations
• Poignantly
• Specter
• Sea-eyed undine
• Mien
• Winnowed
• Vassalic
• Epiphanies marinating
• Lasciviously

• Brazil - Maria Louca "Crazy Mary"
• Costa Rica - Guaro de Contabando "Counterfeit liquor"
• Denmark - hjemmebrændt "home burnt"
• Finland - Tulilieni "fire sauce", Korpirou "wildwood junk", or korpikuusen kyyneleet "tears of wildwood spruce"
• Italy - Filuferru "iron-thread"
• Kenya - Kumi kumi "kill me quick"
• Nigeria - "push me, I push you"
• Norway - blank fløte "clear stuff" or Ni-seks "nine-six" (96% ABV
• Puerto Rico - lágrima de monte "mountain tears"
• Spain - Aguardiente "burning water"
• Sweden - skogsstjärnan "the forest star"
• United States - White Lightning

• Purple Rain or birdcage umbrella *
• Russian telnyshka - winter seaman's undershirt
• Art Deco headdress
• Red lace dress
• Metal pen necklace ala Mad Men *
• Leopard print dress coat (vintage? cape coat?)
• Strapless red dress from Diva Dollz
• Jacques Cousteau red hat
• Silk robe
• Vintage-style swimsuit (pink or green to match swim cap) and old-Hollywood coverup
• Hot butter rum t-shirt *
• Accountant green eyeshade
• Analog retirement tee *
• Formal dress from the twenties with kimono-style jacket
• Gold heels
• Strapless dixie shirt *

(Childhood memory inspired) Appetizer/Apéritif

• Loose strawberry black tea in that pinchy, metal holder thing in a rainbow Jennifer - Flying High mug
• Open-face hot dog buns broiled with butter and celery salt

2nd Course

• Buttered toast topped with avocado slices and salt, cut from the upper left to the lower right corner

Main Course

• Macaroni and tomato juice with cream cheese and celery salt, eaten while sitting in a high-backed, avocado vinyl dining chair

Sides/Beverage

• Cheddar cheese cubes on toothpicks

• Sam Cooke - Fix him a dinner with seven different kinds of meat or come over at two o'cock in the morning with a cup of coffee in your hand.
• Ray Charles - Give him money when he's in need. Never grumble or fuss... know a woman's place.
• Aretha Franklin - Think, do right, or claim her soul from the lost and found.
• Otis Redding - Try a little tenderness.
• Bill Withers - Make rainbows in his mind.
• Marvin Gaye - Understand him, sugar.
• Stevie Wonder - Sign a contract of love.
• Al Green - Make him feel so brand new.
• James Brown - Shake your arm, then use your form and stay on the scene.
• Smokey Robinson - Treat him badly,do him wrong and you'll still get a hold on him.
• The Commodores - Measurements of 36-24-36...

• snog
• grope
• hump
• wank
• coitus
• canoodle
• cataglottis
• copulation
• osculate
• fornicate
• bonk
• boff
• buss
• bugger
• boink
• bang
• spunk
• conjugal
• congress
• frottage
• kubinage

• Mr. Tough - Yo La Tengo (apt. over the ale house)
• Mockingbird - Tom Waits (rocky point)
• Somewhere Over the Rainbow - The Iz (dance with his mom at his wedding)
• Hey Ya - Outkast (coming back from bellingham)
• My Way - Frank Sinatra (played at his funeral)
• You Send Me - Sam Cooke (prekaraoke in bellingham)
• Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie (he played this on guitar while friends clogged in manchester)
• Fairytale of New York - The Pogues (great while spending christmas money at nordstrom for expensive undershirts)
• Kiss Them For Me - Siouxsie and the Banshees (port orchard drive-abouts, retzil, stoner hill...)
• In Spite of Me - Morphine (wedding planni...

• David Rakoff
• Josephine Baker
• Carl Sagan
• Victoria Woodhull
• Carl Jung

• Seeing Hands ~Dengue Fever ♫
• You Me Bullets Love ~The Bombay Royale ♫
• Through the Roof 'n' Underground ~Gogol Bordello ♫
• Chan Chan ~Buena Vista Social Club ♫
• Carmensita ~Devendra Banhart ♫
• Elephant Gun ~Beirut ♫
• S.A.R.S. ~Cigo Man Band ♫
• Indian Summer ~Chicha Libre ♫
• Off With Their Little Heads ~Motherhead Bug ♫
• How It Ends ~DeVotchKa ♫
• El Justiciero ~Os Mutantes ♫
• Los Destellos ~Guajira Sicodélica ♫
• Cellmates ~Mariachi El Bronx ♫
• Je T'aime,...Moi Non Plus ~Jane Birkin et Serge Gainsbourg ♫
• Malaguena Salerosa ~Chingon ♫
• Urami Bushi ~Meiko Kaji ♫
• Chairman Mao ~Bambu ♫

• Pierre Cardin
• Paco Rabanne
• Rudi Gernreich
• André Courrèges
• Emanuelle Khan
• Emilio Pucci
• Edward Mann
• Jocelyn Rickards
• Hussein Chalayan
• Layne Nielson
• Will Kane

• perfect moonbow geometry
  • Backpacker Magazine, tire store waiting room
• restoration of the missing fundamental
  • This is your Brain on Music, a conex box by drydock 4
• sinister chemical wisdom
  • NPR show about parasites, along the south shore of the Hood Canal
• performing the milquetoast oeuvre
  • The Stranger, Jackson and Lund Park while eating cheese crackers
• somnolent sails waiting for a wind
  • Manifesto of Futurist Cuisine by Marinetti, aboard the M/V Kaleetan
• reincarnated collection of corpses

• anti-fogmatic
• base burner
• benzene
• bottled courage
• Brigham Young courdial
• bug juice
• bumblebee whiskey
• clinch mountain
• coffin varnish
• cowboy cocktail
• dynamite
• family disturbance
• firewater
• forty-rod
• gut warmer
• indian whiskey
• jack of diamonds
• joy juice
• Kansas sheep dip
• mule skinner (mixed with blackberry liquor)

• found pennies
• red sky at night
• shooting stars
• maneki neko
• daruma doll
• chan chu
• stray eyelashes
• rabbit's foot
• horseshoe
• four-leaf clover
• wishbone
• potted bamboo
• acorns
• milagros
• billiken
• eagle feathers
• rainbow's end
• all birthday candles blown out
• pooped on by a bird
• a dancer in your tea leaves
• bucranium

• Alki <- Me'kwa'mooks & Ha-AH-poos
• Birch Bay <- Tsan-wuch
• Brighton Beach <- xaxao'Ltc (sacred or taboo place)
• Bucoda <- Seatco (devil) 
• Columbia River <- Buttlemuleemauch (salmon falls river)
• Cottonwood Island <- Kanem (canoe)
• Deep River <- Alimicut (deep river)
• Dyes Inlet <- Sa'qad
• Ediz Hook <- Tse-Whit-zen (inner harbor)
• Ford <- Tshimakain (plain of many springs)
• Georgetown <- KWLTEHL-teed (a large open space)
• Hansville/Point No Point <- Hahdskus (long nose)
• Harrah <- Saluskin (for Chief Saluskin)
• Holmes Harbor <- Ah-lus-dukh (go inside)
• Hoodsport <- Slal-atl-atl-tul-hu 
• James Island <- Ah-kah-laht (way up there...

This is a list to look at when the news has me embarassed or sad about being American. These times are fairly rare now that W is gone, but beltway media news is enough to make a girl pretend to be Canadian.

• Steam beer
• Jazz
• The blues
• Lacrosse
• Apple pie
• Vibrators
• Cocktails
• Baseball
• Pink lemonade
• Kitchen bands and the bambooza
• Fortune cookies
• Spray paint
• The midway
• Breakfast cereal
• The ferris wheel

• Milesdavis (trilobite) - Miles Davis
• Funkotriplogynium iagobadius (mite) - James Brown
• Avalanchurus simoni & A. garfunkeli (trilobites) - Simon and Garfunkel
• Arcticalymene viciousi, A. rotteni, A. jonesi, A. cooki, & A. matlocki (trilobites) - Sex Pistols
• Mackenziurus johnnyi, M. joeyi, M. deedeei, & M. ceejayi (trilobites) - The Ramones
• Preseucoila imallshookupis (gall wasp) -Elvis Presley
• Phialella zappai (jellyfish) - "There is nothing I'd like better than having a jellyfish named after me." - Frank Zappa
• Cirolana mercuryi (East African isopod) - Freddy Mercury
• Aegrotocatellus jaggerius (trilobite) - Mick Jagger
• Perirehaeulus richardsi (trilobite) - Kei...

Montes

• Atira Mons - Pawnee wife of great spirit Tirawa
• Awenhai Mons - Mohawk/Iroquois fertility goddess
• Dzalarhons Mons - Haida volcano goddess
• Kokyanwuti Mons - Hopi earth goddess/ spider woman
• Laka Mons - Hawaiian uncultivated goddess
• Loo-wit Mons - Multnomah/Klickitat volcano goddess (Mt. St. Helens)
• Mem Loimis Mons - Wintun goddess
• Nahas-tsan Mons - Navajo mother earth
• Nayunuwi Mons - Cherokee stone clad monster
• Nokomis Montes - Algonquin earth mother
• Ongwuti Mons - Hopi salt-woman deity
• Pahto Mons - Yakima/Klickitat mountain goddess
• Polik-mana Mons - Hopi butterfly maiden

• West Coast ~Coconut Records
• Here With Me ~ Descendents
• Seaside ~The Kooks
• Lost Coastlines ~Okkervil River
• Into the Ocean ~Blue October
• Weird Fishes/Arpeggi ~Radiohead
• Let's Take a Trip Together ~Morphine
• Ease Your Feet into the Sea ~Belle and Sebastion
• The Opposite Side of the Sea ~Oren Lavie
• The Sea ~Morcheeba
• Walk on the Ocean ~Toad the Wet Sprocket
• Everyday is Like Sunday ~Morrisey
• Coast to Coast ~Elliott Smith
• Paper Boats ~Nada Surf
• Sealion ~Feist
• Sailing to Nowhere ~Broken Bells
• Sail the Sea ~SYD
• Red Tide ~Neko Case
• Sea Legs ~The Shins
• Sea of Love ~Cat Power

Saints I would find helpful if I was Catholic:

• working women - St. Flora
• steel workers - St. Eligius
• single mothers - St. Margaret of Cortona
• nearsightedness - St. Clarus
• lovers - St. Valentine
• travelers - St. Christopher
• hangovers - St. Bibliana
• eye trouble - St. Herve
• internet - St. Isidore of Seville
• lost items - St. Anthony
• eloquence - St. Catherine
• clear weather - St. Thomas Aquinas 
• metal workers - St. Hubert of Liege     
• circus people - St. Julian the Hospitaler
• laborers - St. John Bosco 
• beer - Gambrinus
• procrastination - St. Expiditus

• Four Rooms, Earth View ~N.A.S.A.
• Space Oddity ~David Bowie
• The Commander Thinks Aloud ~The Long Winters
• Major Tom Coming Home ~Peter Schilling
• Dark Side of the Moon ~Pink Floyd
• Walking on the Moon ~The Police
• Pink Moon ~Nick Drake
• The Sky Lit Up ~PJ Harvey
• Under The Milky Way ~The Church
• Meteor Shower ~Rhett Miller
• Galaxies ~Laura Veirs
• Sail to the Moon ~Radiohead
• Kelly Watch the Stars ~Air
• Astronaut ~Priscilla Ahn
• Neither Heaven Nor Space ~Nada Surf
• SpaceBoy ~Smashing Pumpkins
• Planet ~Sugarcubes
• Astro Zombies ~Misfits
• Copernicus ~The Long Winters
• Life on Mars ~David Bowie

• Alki - Chinook Jargon for "by & by"
• Bogachiel - "muddy waters" or "gets riley after rain"
• Cathlamet - Chinook Jargon - "stone"
• Chelan - from Tsill-ane, "deep water"
• Chico - named for Chief Chico
• Chikamin - Chinook Jargon "metal, ore"
• Chilliwack - "going back up" or "quieter water at the head"
• Chimicum - from Chimicum tribe
• Chinook - from Tsinuk tribe
• Chuckanut - uncertain
• Clallam - from S'kallam tribe, "brave people"
• Cle Elum - "swift water"
• Colchuck - Chinook Jargon for "cold water or ice"
• Copalis - tribe called Chepalis by Lewis & Clark
• Cosho peak - Chinook Jargon "hog/ pig"
• Cowlitz - "seeker" in a spiritual sense

• So Weit ~Urbs
• Addicted ~Waldeck
• The Dod Still Biting ~Warrior Queen
• 20 Dollar ~M.I.A.
• The Truth ~Handsome Boy Modeling School
• The Healer ~Erykah Badu
• What You Do To Me ~Blakroc
• Sincerely, Jane ~Janelle Monae
• We Be ~Wax Tailor
• Sweet Dogs ~Trolle/Siebenhaar
• Singin' the Blues ~Tricky
• Paranoid ~Sara Schiralli
• White Lillies ~Peder
• Forever ~Little Dragon
• UMI Says ~Mos Def
• Seasoned Eyes Were Beaming ~Sara Love
• Insensible ~Juana Molina
• Ramalama (Bang Bang) ~Roisen Murphy
• Fever ~La Lupe
• Strange Love ~Koop
• Symphony 6 Fair the Well ~Emily Wells

These are the only mates for life I could find so far. Monogamy is rarer than I thought.

• Castor - Beavers
• Anas platyrhynchos - Mallards 
• Corvus corax - Ravens 
• Hylobates lar - Gibbons  
• Cygnus buccinator - Swans 
• Psittaciformes - Parrots (with the exception of the Kea and the Kakapo)
• Aptenodytes forsteri - Emperor Penguins
• Ceratiidae - Deep sea Anglerfish take monogamy to an extreme
• Canis lupis - Wolves (for the most part)
• Peromyscus californicus - California Mouse
• Microtus ochrogaster - Prairie Voles  
• Columbidae - Pigeons

• Gordon Andrews - Gazelle Chair
• Harry Bertoia - Bird Chair and Ottoman & Diamond Armchair
• Charles and Ray Eames - The Low Armchair Rod (LAR) Chair, Hang It All Rack, & Lounge Chair 670
• Paul Henningsen - Artichoke Lamp
• Arne Jacobsen - The Egg Chair & Swan Sofa
• Grete Jalk - Plywood Chair
• Isamu Noguchi - Noguchi IN 50 Coffee Table & Floor Lamp
• Gio Ponti - Gabriela Side Chair
• Sori Yanagi - Butterfly Stool
• Eero Saarinen - Tulip Chair
• Verner Panton - Cone Chair

• "You have Cookie Monster eyes."
• "You think she's pretty now, you shoulda seen her before. I mean, she's still pretty. Heavier, but pretty."
• "You'll be a good pipe welder. You won't lay down a pretty bead, but you'll get the job done."
• "Atleast you don't look like that girl over there... You know... all hot and used to guys doing everything for them. Then when they turn 30 and lose their looks they'll be hopeless. I mean....no offense. You have a normal nose." p.s. I'm 35.
• "Ummm... you have pretty boobs."
• "You're better than I thought you'd be." (regarding work)
• "I thought you were so hot when you were younger."
• "I've always had a thing for unusual lookin' chicks."
• "You've never looked better!" (I was sick...