HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! In a world where it no longer seems possible for every movie in a franchise to be a banger, Keanu Reeves and Chad Stahelski emerge from the shadows, ghostly silhouettes in black suits, and say “shhhh it’s okay. We have more dogs and Donnie Yen. We also did that overhead tracking shot you wanted, and made our universe’s version of Daredevil and the Penguin. You will see old favorites, and be introduced…
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Aftersun 2022
You never really shake that feeling of seeing darkness in your parents that you don’t understand yet. The sudden realization that holes are being poked in your perfect image of them, and you don’t know whether to resent them or pity them or all of the above. I don’t like to get very personal with reviews but it’s hard to separate my thoughts on Aftersun from my own experiences, and it’s worth mentioning that I’ve probably never felt so acutely…
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Juror #2 2024
The kind of gripping adult drama that should populate the multiplex all year round, not be relegated to streaming or a comically limited theatrical release. Mr. Eastwood didn’t direct a movie at 94 for this bs from Zaslav. Bah!
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Venom: The Last Dance 2024
Venom frog, venom fish, what’s next? Venom horse? The woke symbiote agenda is poisoning your childrens minds
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
I get it Tim if I was dating Monica Bellucci I would also write her into my movie for no reason
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Oppenheimer 2023
Oppenheimer’s girl dinner: a metric ton of cigarettes and a total of two clementine slices
