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Ivytime
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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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brawnie

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

brawnie

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

puppygirllaika

porn equivalent of the batman: the animated series writers being told the joker can't kill anyone.

hemipenal-system

yknow how tentacle porn exists because japanese artists couldn’t draw dicks without running afoul of censors? its just that again

gayboygaming

Life finds a way

smallbeefchild eine-seltsame-url
fuckaspunk: “ brunhiddensmusings: “ historyarchaeologyartefacts: “The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360] ” points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued...
historyarchaeologyartefacts

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

brunhiddensmusings

points about this

-it was shot off by a cannon

-he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand

-it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’

-after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop

-after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

fuckaspunk

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”