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this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
ikacprzak asked:
So would Shortpacked Jesus be able to create new holy artifacts like a new holy grail, true ross or shroud of Turin?

itswalky answered:
no, he’s the historical jesus
Well Jesus didn't create the true cross or shroud of Turin. He didn't construct them. He just happened to be dead in their presence. So arguably
No, the mythology behind the Shroud of Turin is that Jesus’ body imprinted onto the cloth as he was being resurrected, as if he glowed and gave off a flash of radiation, Dragonball-style.
Definitely not a Historical Jesus feat, even before we get into how the Jesus painted on the Shroud is a very tall white guy.
Attraction is so weird.
"omg they're wearing a fancy hat that is SO hot."
"Why is that hot?"
"I have NO idea."
That's a silly example, but so much is basically that. Some part of the mind just decides "yes, yes to that", and we have to deal with it (if attracted to anything, anyway).
ikacprzak asked:
So if Danny is Wonderbread, what does that make Sal, something like whole grain or pumpernickel?

Wonderbread is a brand
you can buy Wonderbread whole grain bread