EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

hey everybody, it's me, ken

i'm ken callahan. you may know me as a renown clown about town, a freelance e-jester, the CEO of fools, or all of the above. this webbed zone is going to be a hub of all my projects, links, and like. just whatever else i want basically. i wanna get silly with it.

i am so, so, so excited to announce the publication of a hobby project i've been working on for the better part of a year now: History of Fools! for more information click the link in the toolbar. for a quick listen, check this shit right out below. (if you listen to or read any of these please check out the rodeo clowns one, that one is by far my favorite!):

say hi! or whatever else you wanna say! i'm a chatbox, not a cop

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