User:Box420

Keith
Born	December 26,1988 Sykesville,Maryland
Other names	Box, and General Boxcar Washingshorts
Political party	Libertarian

In a nutshell

I'am Box420, I live in Fenwick Island,Sussex County,Delaware,USA, and everything else you need to know about me, will be applied in Userbox form.

Userboxes

I know its a bit much.

agn	This user is agnostic.

This user is of British and German ancestry.

LPThis user is Libertarian.

This user enjoys ska.

Beer respects me.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a member of NORML.

This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

ØThis user is a recluse.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user is from Earth.

C₂H₅OH-5This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends their hands, and kegs appear atop them.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

This user has ancestors who fought on both sides of the Civil War.

This user will show you the life of the mind.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user wants Puerto Rico to either be a U.S. state
or a sovereign country.^†

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user is interested in flags and emblems.

This user drinks beer.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Delaware.

This user enjoys White Russians. (So does the Dude.)

This user is of British ancestry.

This user is proud to be Celtic.

This user lives in and hails from the U.S. State of Maryland.

This user abides.

This user is from Baltimore.

This user likes most types of music.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user needs more cowbell.

This user is near sighted.

en-USThis user is a native speaker of American English.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

en-us
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of American English.

This user contributes while using VLC media player.

en-us-user64Like 64% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

SoE-3This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl.

AU-2This user is an intermediate speaker of Australian English.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is a railfan.

en-GB
-4This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

This user enjoys listening to real metal.

en-
sco-0This user does not understand Scottish English

en-CA
-4This user has a near-native understanding of Canadian English.

FARGOThis user wants some fuckin' pancakes!

spa-5Este user le speaka el Spanglish like un nativo.

RUN DMCThis user enjoys rap music and
hip hop culture.

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C₂H₅OH-4This user is an alcoholic.

BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

This user has got red on him.

This user is an Anglophile.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

This user enjoys folk music.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

This user thinks
Lenny Bruce is a martyr.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user drinks Single malt whisky. Ahh...malt.

This user knows about ignosticism, the belief that the existence of God is not a useful topic of discussion.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user is an omnivore.

This user has insomnia.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

This user eats crab.

This user prefers his cheesesteaks with Whiz from Jim's on South Street, and knows that Pat's and Geno's are low-brow, trashy tourist traps.

BAM!	This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

band-1This user can tolerate Bikini Kill.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.

This user drinks coffee.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.