Lismire

Lismire great place for farming and tea Lios Machaire
City
Nickname:  City of Saints
Motto:  You can burn that
Lismire Location in Ireland
Coordinates: 52°13′39.10″N 08°56′49.97″W
Country	Ireland
Province	Munster
County	County Cork
Time zone	Irish Standard Tea Time (ISTT)

Lismire (Irish: Lios Machaire meaning "ringfort of the plain") is a city in the north west of County Cork, Ireland. The community church is St. Joseph's. Lismire city and the surrounding farmland has a population of approximately 340,500 people.

Lismire has a G.A.A club which have 23 All Ireland titles to their name. Lismire Stadium is the largest stadium in Lismire capable of seating 13 people and a carton of milk. Lismire Stadium has also hosted many talented musicians such as James O’Connor who played the bodhrán there last year.Unfortunately nobody turned up to this event, but in an interview later, Singer, Musician, Inspirational speaker, electrician, orthodontist, lawyer, ex-astronaut and mother off 3 James O'Connor said "it was some craic". Critics say 'twas daecant.

Lismire has a long and proud history when it comes to it’s military. Nowadays the newly formed Lismire Special Forces (LSF) are fighting the threat of terrorist groups in the Middle East. The Lismire Central Intelligence (LCI) gathered the intel needed to take down Pablo Escobar’s drug cartel. Lismire National Guard, (LNG) pleads anyone with information to come forward, three boxes of cornfalkes and a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam will be awarded to anyone who can help with the investigation.

Lismire is famous for being the birthplace of many saints and even the evangelists Mark and John. After Pope Francis made his first visit to Lismire he left a great review on TripAdvisor, rating it 4.5 stars, but we all know that in mathematical terms, we round that up to five. Lismire is also a very important holy site for many Catholic pilgrims.

The mayor of Lismire, Garfield, states that Lismire is a lovely place to live, only three in every one people have committed crimes, according to authorities, that is at an all time low for the city. Minister 4 tae and biscuits, James O'Connor is among the very large ammount of people who have committed crimes within the past 65 million years. Witnesses say that they saw a man wearing nothing but leopard-print underwear stealing from the locals recycling bins and making fake televisions. Some say that he threatened to bite them, but this has yet to be proven.

Lismire is home to many people who are believed to be people, these people peep through people's peep holes and the people peep for people through peeling theough people's peep holes.

Sport

• Lismire GAA

External links

• Photographs of St. Joseph's Catholic Church.

See also

• List of towns and villages in Ireland