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NEW! They Were Forgiven Once
I got published, everybody! Said short story (~400 words) revolves around two angels contemplating nuclear disaster. Read it in issue
2 on page 20 in the Vulture Culture Literary Magazine!
Interests Galore
A place to publish informational, funny, sometimes serious but always longer and more substantial texts, or rather: essays. All featuring my favourite levels of interest! Also, less serious than the "Projects" tab.Projects and Inquiries
Private projects, usually somewhat-scientific in nature. Newest contribution: "Long-term hydrochemical analyses of local rivers & lakes".Literature and Analyses
Hear ye, hear ye! Poetry, Theatre, Short stories, literature analyses and recommendations all to be found here!Languages available: German, English and - coming soon - French!
Trigger warnings may apply and are tagged accordingly.