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swarnpert:

swarnpert:

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts

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i could really take a shit right now

fortidogi:

c-53:

c-53:

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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alivehouse:

everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

shinolavolume1:

Funniest kind of thing you can say about a grown celebrity

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Bruised or heartache for Mr. Stone or I see You for Mr. Dark. Those palletes looks so interesting

raygirlramblings:

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ok so it turns out I misread what palette went with what character (I appreciate having options but please just pick one character and one palette, it saves a lot of confusion), but by the time I noticed I’d already gone with Bruised for Mr Dark and the end result was so cool I wasn’t going to change it :). I’m just so happy with how this turned out!

petday:

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Scene Espeon OC, requested by a patron

thyfleshc0nsumed:

thyfleshc0nsumed:

When I was 9 I wrote “bra” in Scribblenauts and then put it on my character and played for a bit with it on and then the shame hit so I deleted my save and cried and prayed to Jesus apologizing for putting a bra on my Scribblenauts character

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This made me beg God for mercy

imactuallyagiraffe:

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

loveydoveylex:

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we get it