Sunday Best ( prep edition)

@elodieunderglass ?

I cannot believe this is the first time I’ve ever seen this. Thank you.

… I hate to be That Person, but… this is AI. (oldest result seems to be on linkedin 3months ago, so maybe that explains why you've not seen it before, @elodieunderglass)

i'll leave you a lil space if you want to find the hints for yourselves…

…

…

here we go. - the ironing board base doesn't make any sense. that can't hold up at all. - how is the right hand holding the iron? … yeah, it isn't. - the left hand is… also holding the iron? and somehow not visible? haha. - what is that curvy bit if black under the board? the iron's cord? … why? and where tf is it plugged? - a zebra tail does *not* end in a scruffy pompom.

Excellent observations!

this is not ai, it's photo-bashing. someone very skilled has taken a bunch of photos, chopped them up, and blended them in an image editing program like photoshop.

the little details like the iron's cord and the hand holding the iron don't make sense when you look closely because this isn't a painting, this is someone stretching scraps of photos to their limits. the pompom tail is someone using a smear brush to recreate hair, blending a cut-out tail with the environment. nothing in this reads as ai to me.

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

Me when I smush my face into the wall

This is how cuteness aggression do to Wallace XDD

@wahoo-shem This deserves out of the tags

the enormity of my desire disgusts me

weird al yankovic in the notes on this post

@the-punforgiven

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[ID: comments by tumblr users

usbdongle: “i would choke on gene wilder’s cock”

terribadger: “Would you get a song or would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?”

theatticgoblin: “I don’t know how I’d die but I’m taking as many fucking oompaloompas with me as I can” /end ID]

it has, obviously, been a long time since this ask was posted, and there are a couple things i’d like to clarify:

1) i meant “harrowed”, not “narrowed”, weird little typo a lot of people thought was a purposeful and cool turn of phrase lol

2) i’ve done a lot of growing since then and ive come to the conclusion that i would also choke on gene wilder’s cock

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

1967-1973 Datsun 510

Can you please identify this one too?

(lightly based on?) 1967-1972 Mazda Cosmo (based on the rotary engine? also huh. whuhhh.)

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse