Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco have been giving us a lot this week. The pair announced a joint album set to be released next month, dropped a new single, and now, they’re providing us with an intimate glimpse into their cheesy Valentine’s Day celebrations.
According to Blanco’s Instagram post, Gomez isn’t much of “a flowers girl.” So, instead of buying her a bouquet of red roses and a box of chocolates like every other man on Valentine’s Day, Blanco did something a bit more … unhinged. He filled her entire bathtub to the brim with gallons and gallons of queso.
I, along with the thousands of commenters on Instagram, have questions. How was the queso transported? Where was it from? Was it sitting at room temperature all day? Does the pair bring food into their bathroom often? Truthfully, my main concern is the person who’s going to have to clean it all up. Sorry to them.
While the general public may be grossed out, Gomez appears to be pleased at the thought of eating chips and queso mere feet from her toilet. “I love everything bout this.. 🥰,” she commented on Blanco’s post. That makes one of us.