1606
THE TRAGEDY OF KING LEAR
by William Shakespeare
Dramatis Personae
       Lear, King of Britain.
       King of France.
       Duke of Burgundy.
       Duke of Cornwall.
       Duke of Albany.
       Earl of Kent.
       Earl of Gloucester.
       Edgar, son of Gloucester.
       Edmund, bastard son to Gloucester.
       Curan, a courtier.
       Old Man, tenant to Gloucester.
       Doctor.
       Lear's Fool.
       Oswald, steward to Goneril.
       A Captain under Edmund's command.
       Gentlemen.
       A Herald.
       Servants to Cornwall.
       Goneril, daughter to Lear.
       Regan, daughter to Lear.
       Cordelia, daughter to Lear.
       Knights attending on Lear, Officers, Messengers, Soldiers,
         Attendants.
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Scene: - Britain.
ACT I. Scene I.
[King Lear's Palace.]
Enter Kent, Gloucester, and Edmund. [Kent and Glouceste converse.
Edmund stands back.]
  Kent. I thought the King had more affected the Duke of Albany
than
      Cornwall.
  Glou. It did always seem so to us; but now, in the division of
the
      kingdom, it appears not which of the Dukes he values most,
for
      equalities are so weigh'd that curiosity in neither can make
      choice of either's moiety.
  Kent. Is not this your son, my lord?
  Glou. His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge. I have so
often
      blush'd to acknowledge him that now I am braz'd to't.
  Kent. I cannot conceive you.
  Glou. Sir, this young fellow's mother could; whereupon she grew
      round-womb'd, and had indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere
she
      had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?
  Kent. I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it being so
      proper.
  Glou. But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year elder
than
      this, who yet is no dearer in my account. Though this knave
came
      something saucily into the world before he was sent for, yet
was
      his mother fair, there was good sport at his making, and the
      whoreson must be acknowledged.- Do you know this noble
gentleman,
      Edmund?
  Edm. [comes forward] No, my lord.
  Glou. My Lord of Kent. Remember him hereafter as my honourable
      friend.
  Edm. My services to your lordship.
  Kent. I must love you, and sue to know you better.
  Edm. Sir, I shall study deserving.
  Glou. He hath been out nine years, and away he shall again.
                                                  Sound a sennet.
      The King is coming.
      Enter one bearing a coronet; then Lear; then the Dukes of
      Albany and Cornwall; next, Goneril, Regan, Cordelia, with
                              Followers.
  Lear. Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester.
  Glou. I shall, my liege.
                                 Exeunt [Gloucester and Edmund].
  Lear. Meantime we shall express our darker purpose.
     Give me the map there. Know we have divided
     In three our kingdom; and 'tis our fast intent
     To shake all cares and business from our age,
     Conferring them on younger strengths while we
     Unburthen'd crawl toward death. Our son of Cornwall,
   And you, our no less loving son of Albany,
   We have this hour a constant will to publish
   Our daughters' several dowers, that future strife
   May be prevented now. The princes, France and Burgundy,
   Great rivals in our youngest daughter's love,
   Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn,
   And here are to be answer'd. Tell me, my daughters
   (Since now we will divest us both of rule,
   Interest of territory, cares of state),
   Which of you shall we say doth love us most?
   That we our largest bounty may extend
   Where nature doth with merit challenge. Goneril,
   Our eldest-born, speak first.
Gon. Sir, I love you more than words can wield the matter;
   Dearer than eyesight, space, and liberty;
   Beyond what can be valued, rich or rare;
   No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honour;
   As much as child e'er lov'd, or father found;
   A love that makes breath poor, and speech unable.
   Beyond all manner of so much I love you.
Cor. [aside] What shall Cordelia speak? Love, and be silent.
Lear. Of all these bounds, even from this line to this,
   With shadowy forests and with champains rich'd,
   With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads,
   We make thee lady. To thine and Albany's issue
   Be this perpetual.- What says our second daughter,
   Our dearest Regan, wife to Cornwall? Speak.
Reg. Sir, I am made
   Of the selfsame metal that my sister is,
   And prize me at her worth. In my true heart
   I find she names my very deed of love;
   Only she comes too short, that I profess
   Myself an enemy to all other joys
   Which the most precious square of sense possesses,
   And find I am alone felicitate
   In your dear Highness' love.
Cor. [aside] Then poor Cordelia!
   And yet not so; since I am sure my love's
   More richer than my tongue.
Lear. To thee and thine hereditary ever
   Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom,
   No less in space, validity, and pleasure
   Than that conferr'd on Goneril.- Now, our joy,
   Although the last, not least; to whose young love
   The vines of France and milk of Burgundy
   Strive to be interest; what can you say to draw
   A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.
Cor. Nothing, my lord.
Lear. Nothing?
Cor. Nothing.
Lear. Nothing can come of nothing. Speak again.
Cor. Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave
   My heart into my mouth. I love your Majesty
   According to my bond; no more nor less.
Lear. How, how, Cordelia? Mend your speech a little,
   Lest it may mar your fortunes.
Cor. Good my lord,
   You have begot me, bred me, lov'd me; I
   Return those duties back as are right fit,
   Obey you, love you, and most honour you.
   Why have my sisters husbands, if they say
   They love you all? Haply, when I shall wed,
   That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry
   Half my love with him, half my care and duty.
   Sure I shall never marry like my sisters,
   To love my father all.
Lear. But goes thy heart with this?
Cor. Ay, good my lord.
Lear. So young, and so untender?
Cor. So young, my lord, and true.
Lear. Let it be so! thy truth then be thy dower!
   For, by the sacred radiance of the sun,
   The mysteries of Hecate and the night;
   By all the operation of the orbs
   From whom we do exist and cease to be;
   Here I disclaim all my paternal care,
   Propinquity and property of blood,
   And as a stranger to my heart and me
   Hold thee from this for ever. The barbarous Scythian,
   Or he that makes his generation messes
   To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom
   Be as well neighbour'd, pitied, and reliev'd,
   As thou my sometime daughter.
Kent. Good my liege-
Lear. Peace, Kent!
   Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
   I lov'd her most, and thought to set my rest
   On her kind nursery.- Hence and avoid my sight!-
   So be my grave my peace as here I give
   Her father's heart from her! Call France! Who stirs?
   Call Burgundy! Cornwall and Albany,
   With my two daughters' dowers digest this third;
   Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her.
   I do invest you jointly in my power,
   Preeminence, and all the large effects
   That troop with majesty. Ourself, by monthly course,
   With reservation of an hundred knights,
   By you to be sustain'd, shall our abode
   Make with you by due turns. Only we still retain
   The name, and all th' additions to a king. The sway,
   Revenue, execution of the rest,
   Beloved sons, be yours; which to confirm,
   This coronet part betwixt you.
Kent. Royal Lear,
   Whom I have ever honour'd as my king,
   Lov'd as my father, as my master follow'd,
   As my great patron thought on in my prayers-
Lear. The bow is bent and drawn; make from the shaft.
Kent. Let it fall rather, though the fork invade
   The region of my heart! Be Kent unmannerly
   When Lear is mad. What wouldst thou do, old man?
   Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak
   When power to flattery bows? To plainness honour's bound
   When majesty falls to folly. Reverse thy doom;
      And in thy best consideration check
      This hideous rashness. Answer my life my judgment,
      Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least,
      Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sound
      Reverbs no hollowness.
  Lear. Kent, on thy life, no more!
  Kent. My life I never held but as a pawn
      To wage against thine enemies; nor fear to lose it,
      Thy safety being the motive.
  Lear. Out of my sight!
  Kent. See better, Lear, and let me still remain
      The true blank of thine eye.
  Lear. Now by Apollo-
  Kent. Now by Apollo, King,
      Thou swear'st thy gods in vain.
  Lear. O vassal! miscreant!
                                     [Lays his hand on his sword.]
  Alb., Corn. Dear sir, forbear!
  Kent. Do!
      Kill thy physician, and the fee bestow
      Upon the foul disease. Revoke thy gift,
      Or, whilst I can vent clamour from my throat,
      I'll tell thee thou dost evil.
  Lear. Hear me, recreant!
      On thine allegiance, hear me!
      Since thou hast sought to make us break our vow-
      Which we durst never yet- and with strain'd pride
      To come between our sentence and our power,-
      Which nor our nature nor our place can bear,-
      Our potency made good, take thy reward.
      Five days we do allot thee for provision
      To shield thee from diseases of the world,
      And on the sixth to turn thy hated back
      Upon our kingdom. If, on the tenth day following,
      Thy banish'd trunk be found in our dominions,
      The moment is thy death. Away! By Jupiter,
      This shall not be revok'd.
  Kent. Fare thee well, King. Since thus thou wilt appear,
      Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here.
      [To Cordelia] The gods to their dear shelter take thee,
maid,
      That justly think'st and hast most rightly said!
      [To Regan and Goneril] And your large speeches may your
deeds
         approve,
      That good effects may spring from words of love.
      Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu;
      He'll shape his old course in a country new.
Exit.
  Flourish. Enter Gloucester, with France and Burgundy;
Attendants.
  Glou. Here's France and Burgundy, my noble lord.
  Lear. My Lord of Burgundy,
     We first address toward you, who with this king
     Hath rivall'd for our daughter. What in the least
   Will you require in present dower with her,
   Or cease your quest of love?
Bur. Most royal Majesty,
   I crave no more than hath your Highness offer'd,
   Nor will you tender less.
Lear. Right noble Burgundy,
   When she was dear to us, we did hold her so;
   But now her price is fall'n. Sir, there she stands.
   If aught within that little seeming substance,
   Or all of it, with our displeasure piec'd,
   And nothing more, may fitly like your Grace,
   She's there, and she is yours.
Bur. I know no answer.
Lear. Will you, with those infirmities she owes,
   Unfriended, new adopted to our hate,
   Dow'r'd with our curse, and stranger'd with our oath,
   Take her, or leave her?
Bur. Pardon me, royal sir.
   Election makes not up on such conditions.
Lear. Then leave her, sir; for, by the pow'r that made me,
   I tell you all her wealth. [To France] For you, great King,
   I would not from your love make such a stray
   To match you where I hate; therefore beseech you
   T' avert your liking a more worthier way
   Than on a wretch whom nature is asham'd
   Almost t' acknowledge hers.
France. This is most strange,
   That she that even but now was your best object,
   The argument of your praise, balm of your age,
   Most best, most dearest, should in this trice of time
   Commit a thing so monstrous to dismantle
   So many folds of favour. Sure her offence
   Must be of such unnatural degree
   That monsters it, or your fore-vouch'd affection
   Fall'n into taint; which to believe of her
   Must be a faith that reason without miracle
   Should never plant in me.
Cor. I yet beseech your Majesty,
   If for I want that glib and oily art
   To speak and purpose not, since what I well intend,
   I'll do't before I speak- that you make known
   It is no vicious blot, murther, or foulness,
   No unchaste action or dishonoured step,
   That hath depriv'd me of your grace and favour;
   But even for want of that for which I am richer-
   A still-soliciting eye, and such a tongue
   As I am glad I have not, though not to have it
   Hath lost me in your liking.
Lear. Better thou
   Hadst not been born than not t' have pleas'd me better.
France. Is it but this- a tardiness in nature
   Which often leaves the history unspoke
   That it intends to do? My Lord of Burgundy,
   What say you to the lady? Love's not love
   When it is mingled with regards that stands
   Aloof from th' entire point. Will you have her?
   She is herself a dowry.
  Bur. Royal Lear,
     Give but that portion which yourself propos'd,
     And here I take Cordelia by the hand,
     Duchess of Burgundy.
  Lear. Nothing! I have sworn; I am firm.
  Bur. I am sorry then you have so lost a father
     That you must lose a husband.
  Cor. Peace be with Burgundy!
     Since that respects of fortune are his love,
     I shall not be his wife.
  France. Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor;
     Most choice, forsaken; and most lov'd, despis'd!
     Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon.
     Be it lawful I take up what's cast away.
     Gods, gods! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect
     My love should kindle to inflam'd respect.
     Thy dow'rless daughter, King, thrown to my chance,
     Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France.
     Not all the dukes in wat'rish Burgundy
     Can buy this unpriz'd precious maid of me.
     Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind.
     Thou losest here, a better where to find.
  Lear. Thou hast her, France; let her be thine; for we
     Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see
     That face of hers again. Therefore be gone
     Without our grace, our love, our benison.
     Come, noble Burgundy.
             Flourish. Exeunt Lear, Burgundy, [Cornwall, Albany,
                                    Gloucester, and Attendants].
  France. Bid farewell to your sisters.
  Cor. The jewels of our father, with wash'd eyes
     Cordelia leaves you. I know you what you are;
     And, like a sister, am most loath to call
     Your faults as they are nam'd. Use well our father.
     To your professed bosoms I commit him;
     But yet, alas, stood I within his grace,
     I would prefer him to a better place!
     So farewell to you both.
  Gon. Prescribe not us our duties.
  Reg. Let your study
     Be to content your lord, who hath receiv'd you
     At fortune's alms. You have obedience scanted,
     And well are worth the want that you have wanted.
  Cor. Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides.
     Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.
     Well may you prosper!
  France. Come, my fair Cordelia.
                                     Exeunt France and Cordelia.
  Gon. Sister, it is not little I have to say of what most nearly
     appertains to us both. I think our father will hence
to-night.
  Reg. That's most certain, and with you; next month with us.
  Gon. You see how full of changes his age is. The observation we
     have made of it hath not been little. He always lov'd our
     sister most, and with what poor judgment he hath now cast
her
     off appears too grossly.
  Reg. 'Tis the infirmity of his age; yet he hath ever but
slenderly
     known himself.
  Gon. The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash; then
     must we look to receive from his age, not alone the
     imperfections of long-ingraffed condition, but therewithal
     the unruly waywardness that infirm and choleric years bring
with
     them.
  Reg. Such unconstant starts are we like to have from him as
this
     of Kent's banishment.
  Gon. There is further compliment of leave-taking between France
and
     him. Pray you let's hit together. If our father carry
authority
     with such dispositions as he bears, this last surrender of
his
     will but offend us.
  Reg. We shall further think on't.
  Gon. We must do something, and i' th' heat.
                                                         Exeunt.
Scene II.
The Earl of Gloucester's Castle.
Enter [Edmund the] Bastard solus, [with a letter].
  Edm. Thou, Nature, art my goddess; to thy law
     My services are bound. Wherefore should I
     Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
     The curiosity of nations to deprive me,
     For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines
     Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base?
     When my dimensions are as well compact,
     My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
     As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us
     With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
     Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
     More composition and fierce quality
     Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
     Go to th' creating a whole tribe of fops
     Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well then,
     Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.
     Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund
     As to th' legitimate. Fine word- 'legitimate'!
     Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,
     And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
     Shall top th' legitimate. I grow; I prosper.
     Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
                          Enter Gloucester.
  Glou. Kent banish'd thus? and France in choler parted?
      And the King gone to-night? subscrib'd his pow'r?
      Confin'd to exhibition? All this done
      Upon the gad? Edmund, how now? What news?
   Edm. So please your lordship, none.
                                            [Puts up the letter.]
   Glou. Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter?
   Edm. I know no news, my lord.
   Glou. What paper were you reading?
   Edm. Nothing, my lord.
   Glou. No? What needed then that terrible dispatch of it into
your
      pocket? The quality of nothing hath not such need to hide
      itself. Let's see. Come, if it be nothing, I shall not need
      spectacles.
   Edm. I beseech you, sir, pardon me. It is a letter from my
brother
      that I have not all o'er-read; and for so much as I have
      perus'd, I find it not fit for your o'erlooking.
   Glou. Give me the letter, sir.
   Edm. I shall offend, either to detain or give it. The contents,
as
      in part I understand them, are to blame.
   Glou. Let's see, let's see!
   Edm. I hope, for my brother's justification, he wrote this but
as
      an essay or taste of my virtue.
  Glou. (reads) 'This policy and reverence of age makes the world
     bitter to the best of our times; keeps our fortunes from us
     till our oldness cannot relish them. I begin to find an idle
     and fond bondage in the oppression of aged tyranny, who
sways,
     not as it hath power, but as it is suffer'd. Come to me,
that
     of this I may speak more. If our father would sleep till I
     wak'd him, you should enjoy half his revenue for ever, and
live
     the beloved of your brother,
                                                        'EDGAR.'
       Hum! Conspiracy? 'Sleep till I wak'd him, you should enjoy
half
       his revenue.' My son Edgar! Had he a hand to write this? a
heart
     and brain to breed it in? When came this to you? Who brought
it?
  Edm. It was not brought me, my lord: there's the cunning of it.
I
     found it thrown in at the casement of my closet.
  Glou. You know the character to be your brother's?
  Edm. If the matter were good, my lord, I durst swear it were
his;
     but in respect of that, I would fain think it were not.
  Glou. It is his.
  Edm. It is his hand, my lord; but I hope his heart is not in
the
     contents.
   Glou. Hath he never before sounded you in this business?
   Edm. Never, my lord. But I have heard him oft maintain it to be
fit
      that, sons at perfect age, and fathers declining, the father
      should be as ward to the son, and the son manage his
revenue.
   Glou. O villain, villain! His very opinion in the letter!
Abhorred
      villain! Unnatural, detested, brutish villain! worse than
      brutish! Go, sirrah, seek him. I'll apprehend him.
Abominable
      villain! Where is he?
   Edm. I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please you to
suspend
      your indignation against my brother till you can derive from
him
      better testimony of his intent, you should run a certain
course;
      where, if you violently proceed against him, mistaking his
      purpose, it would make a great gap in your own honour and
shake
      in pieces the heart of his obedience. I dare pawn down my
life
      for him that he hath writ this to feel my affection to your
      honour, and to no other pretence of danger.
   Glou. Think you so?
   Edm. If your honour judge it meet, I will place you where you
shall
      hear us confer of this and by an auricular assurance have
your
      satisfaction, and that without any further delay than this
very
      evening.
   Glou. He cannot be such a monster.
   Edm. Nor is not, sure.
   Glou. To his father, that so tenderly and entirely loves him.
      Heaven and earth! Edmund, seek him out; wind me into him, I
pray
      you; frame the business after your own wisdom. I would
unstate
      myself to be in a due resolution.
   Edm. I will seek him, sir, presently; convey the business as I
      shall find means, and acquaint you withal.
   Glou. These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend no good
to
      us. Though the wisdom of nature can reason it thus and thus,
yet
      nature finds itself scourg'd by the sequent effects. Love
cools,
      friendship falls off, brothers divide. In cities, mutinies;
in
      countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and the bond
crack'd
      'twixt son and father. This villain of mine comes under the
      prediction; there's son against father: the King falls from
bias
      of nature; there's father against child. We have seen the
best
       of our time. Machinations, hollowness, treachery, and all
       ruinous disorders follow us disquietly to our graves. Find
out
      this villain, Edmund; it shall lose thee nothing; do it
      carefully. And the noble and true-hearted Kent banish'd! his
      offence, honesty! 'Tis strange.                        Exit.
   Edm. This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we
are
      sick in fortune, often the surfeit of our own behaviour, we
make
      guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as
if
      we were villains on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion;
      knaves, thieves, and treachers by spherical pre-dominance;
      drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforc'd obedience of
      planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a
divine
      thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whore-master man, to
lay
      his goatish disposition to the charge of a star! My father
      compounded with my mother under the Dragon's Tail, and my
      nativity was under Ursa Major, so that it follows I am rough
and
      lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am, had the
      maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my
bastardizing.
      Edgar-
                               Enter Edgar.
       and pat! he comes, like the catastrophe of the old comedy.
My
      cue is villainous melancholy, with a sigh like Tom o'
Bedlam.
      O, these eclipses do portend these divisions! Fa, sol, la,
mi.
   Edg. How now, brother Edmund? What serious contemplation are
you
      in?
   Edm. I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read this other
day,
      what should follow these eclipses.
   Edg. Do you busy yourself with that?
   Edm. I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed unhappily:
as
      of unnaturalness between the child and the parent; death,
      dearth, dissolutions of ancient amities; divisions in state,
      menaces and maledictions against king and nobles; needless
      diffidences, banishment of friends, dissipation of cohorts,
      nuptial breaches, and I know not what.
   Edg. How long have you been a sectary astronomical?
   Edm. Come, come! When saw you my father last?
   Edg. The night gone by.
   Edm. Spake you with him?
   Edg. Ay, two hours together.
   Edm. Parted you in good terms? Found you no displeasure in him
by
     word or countenance
  Edg. None at all.
  Edm. Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended him; and at
my
     entreaty forbear his presence until some little time hath
     qualified the heat of his displeasure, which at this instant
so
      rageth in him that with the mischief of your person it would
      scarcely allay.
  Edg. Some villain hath done me wrong.
  Edm. That's my fear. I pray you have a continent forbearance
till
      the speed of his rage goes slower; and, as I say, retire
with me
      to my lodging, from whence I will fitly bring you to hear my
      lord speak. Pray ye, go! There's my key. If you do stir
abroad,
      go arm'd.
  Edg. Arm'd, brother?
  Edm. Brother, I advise you to the best. Go arm'd. I am no
honest man
      if there be any good meaning toward you. I have told you
what I
      have seen and heard; but faintly, nothing like the image and
      horror of it. Pray you, away!
  Edg. Shall I hear from you anon?
  Edm. I do serve you in this business.
                                                      Exit Edgar.
      A credulous father! and a brother noble,
      Whose nature is so far from doing harms
      That he suspects none; on whose foolish honesty
      My practices ride easy! I see the business.
      Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit;
      All with me's meet that I can fashion fit.
Exit.
Scene III.
The Duke of Albany's Palace.
Enter Goneril and [her] Steward [Oswald].
  Gon. Did my father strike my gentleman for chiding of his fool?
  Osw. Ay, madam.
  Gon. By day and night, he wrongs me! Every hour
     He flashes into one gross crime or other
     That sets us all at odds. I'll not endure it.
     His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us
     On every trifle. When he returns from hunting,
     I will not speak with him. Say I am sick.
     If you come slack of former services,
     You shall do well; the fault of it I'll answer.
                                                  [Horns within.]
  Osw. He's coming, madam; I hear him.
  Gon. Put on what weary negligence you please,
     You and your fellows. I'd have it come to question.
     If he distaste it, let him to our sister,
     Whose mind and mine I know in that are one,
     Not to be overrul'd. Idle old man,
     That still would manage those authorities
     That he hath given away! Now, by my life,
     Old fools are babes again, and must be us'd
     With checks as flatteries, when they are seen abus'd.
     Remember what I have said.
  Osw. Very well, madam.
  Gon. And let his knights have colder looks among you.
     What grows of it, no matter. Advise your fellows so.
     I would breed from hence occasions, and I shall,
     That I may speak. I'll write straight to my sister
     To hold my very course. Prepare for dinner.
                                                          Exeunt.
Scene IV.
The Duke of Albany's Palace.
Enter Kent, [disguised].
  Kent. If but as well I other accents borrow,
     That can my speech defuse, my good intent
     May carry through itself to that full issue
     For which I raz'd my likeness. Now, banish'd Kent,
     If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd,
     So may it come, thy master, whom thou lov'st,
     Shall find thee full of labours.
         Horns within. Enter Lear, [Knights,] and Attendants.
  Lear. Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready. [Exit
      an Attendant.] How now? What art thou?
  Kent. A man, sir.
  Lear. What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us?
  Kent. I do profess to be no less than I seem, to serve him
truly
      that will put me in trust, to love him that is honest, to
      converse with him that is wise and says little, to fear
      judgment, to fight when I cannot choose, and to eat no fish.
  Lear. What art thou?
  Kent. A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the King.
  Lear. If thou be'st as poor for a subject as he's for a king,
thou
      art poor enough. What wouldst thou?
  Kent. Service.
  Lear. Who wouldst thou serve?
  Kent. You.
  Lear. Dost thou know me, fellow?
  Kent. No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I
would
      fain call master.
  Lear.   What's that?
  Kent.   Authority.
  Lear.   What services canst thou do?
  Kent.   I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale
in
     telling it and deliver a plain message bluntly. That which
     ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best of
me
      is diligence.
  Lear. How old art thou?
  Kent. Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor so
old to
      dote on her for anything. I have years on my back
forty-eight.
  Lear. Follow me; thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no worse
after
      dinner, I will not part from thee yet. Dinner, ho, dinner!
      Where's my knave? my fool? Go you and call my fool hither.
                                               [Exit an attendant.]
                       Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
     You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter?
  Osw. So please you-                                       Exit.
  Lear. What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.
     [Exit a Knight.] Where's my fool, ho? I think the world's
     asleep.
                              [Enter Knight]
     How now? Where's that mongrel?
  Knight. He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
  Lear. Why came not the slave back to me when I call'd him?
  Knight. Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would
not.
  Lear. He would not?
  Knight. My lord, I know not what the matter is; but to my
judgment
     your Highness is not entertain'd with that ceremonious
affection
     as you were wont. There's a great abatement of kindness
appears
     as well in the general dependants as in the Duke himself
also
     and your daughter.
  Lear. Ha! say'st thou so?
  Knight. I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for
     my duty cannot be silent when I think your Highness wrong'd.
  Lear. Thou but rememb'rest me of mine own conception. I have
     perceived a most faint neglect of late, which I have rather
     blamed as mine own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence
     and purpose of unkindness. I will look further into't. But
     where's my fool? I have not seen him this two days.
  Knight. Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the fool
     hath much pined away.
  Lear. No more of that; I have noted it well. Go you and tell my
     daughter I would speak with her. [Exit Knight.] Go you, call
     hither my fool.
                                            [Exit an Attendant.]
                     Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
      O, you, sir, you! Come you hither, sir. Who am I, sir?
  Osw. My lady's father.
  Lear. 'My lady's father'? My lord's knave! You whoreson dog!
you
      slave! you cur!
  Osw. I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon.
  Lear. Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
                                                   [Strikes him.]
  Osw. I'll not be strucken, my lord.
  Kent. Nor tripp'd neither, you base football player?
                                             [Trips up his heels.
  Lear. I thank thee, fellow. Thou serv'st me, and I'll love
thee.
  Kent. Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences. Away,
      away! If you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry;
but
      away! Go to! Have you wisdom? So.
                                                [Pushes him out.]
  Lear. Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee. There's earnest of
thy
      service.                                     [Gives money.]
                             Enter Fool.
  Fool. Let me hire him too. Here's my coxcomb.
                                          [Offers Kent his cap.]
  Lear. How now, my pretty knave? How dost thou?
  Fool. Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
  Kent. Why, fool?
  Fool. Why? For taking one's part that's out of favour. Nay, an
thou
     canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold
shortly.
     There, take my coxcomb! Why, this fellow hath banish'd two
on's
     daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will. If
     thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb.- How now,
     nuncle? Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!
  Lear. Why, my boy?
  Fool. If I gave them all my living, I'ld keep my coxcombs
myself.
     There's mine! beg another of thy daughters.
  Lear. Take heed, sirrah- the whip.
  Fool. Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipp'd out,
when
     Lady the brach may stand by th' fire and stink.
  Lear. A pestilent gall to me!
  Fool. Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.
  Lear. Do.
  Fool. Mark it, nuncle.
          Have more than thou showest,
            Speak less than thou knowest,
            Lend less than thou owest,
            Ride more than thou goest,
            Learn more than thou trowest,
            Set less than thou throwest;
            Leave thy drink and thy whore,
            And keep in-a-door,
            And thou shalt have more
            Than two tens to a score.
    Kent. This is nothing, fool.
    Fool. Then 'tis like the breath of an unfeed lawyer- you gave
me
       nothing for't. Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?
    Lear. Why, no, boy. Nothing can be made out of nothing.
    Fool. [to Kent] Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his land
       comes to. He will not believe a fool.
    Lear. A bitter fool!
    Fool. Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter
       fool and a sweet fool?
    Lear. No, lad; teach me.
    Fool.   That lord that counsell'd thee
              To give away thy land,
            Come place him here by me-
              Do thou for him stand.
            The sweet and bitter fool
              Will presently appear;
            The one in motley here,
              The other found out there.
    Lear. Dost thou call me fool, boy?
    Fool. All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast
       born with.
    Kent. This is not altogether fool, my lord.
    Fool. No, faith; lords and great men will not let me. If I had
a
       monopoly out, they would have part on't. And ladies too,
they
      will not let me have all the fool to myself; they'll be
      snatching. Give me an egg, nuncle, and I'll give thee two
      crowns.
   Lear. What two crowns shall they be?
   Fool. Why, after I have cut the egg i' th' middle and eat up
the
      meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown
i'
      th' middle and gav'st away both parts, thou bor'st thine ass
on
      thy back o'er the dirt. Thou hadst little wit in thy bald
crown
      when thou gav'st thy golden one away. If I speak like myself
in
      this, let him be whipp'd that first finds it so.
       [Sings]    Fools had ne'er less grace in a year,
                    For wise men are grown foppish;
                  They know not how their wits to wear,
                    Their manners are so apish.
  Lear. When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
  Fool. I have us'd it, nuncle, ever since thou mad'st thy
daughters
     thy mother; for when thou gav'st them the rod, and put'st
down
     thine own breeches,
     [Sings]    Then they for sudden joy did weep,
                  And I for sorrow sung,
                That such a king should play bo-peep
                  And go the fools among.
     Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool
to
     lie. I would fain learn to lie.
  Lear. An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipp'd.
  Fool. I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll
have me
     whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for
lying;
     and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace. I had
rather be
     any kind o' thing than a fool! And yet I would not be thee,
     nuncle. Thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides and left
nothing
     i' th' middle. Here comes one o' the parings.
                            Enter Goneril.
  Lear. How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on? Methinks
you
     are too much o' late i' th' frown.
  Fool. Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care
for
     her frowning. Now thou art an O without a figure. I am
better
     than thou art now: I am a fool, thou art nothing.
     [To Goneril] Yes, forsooth, I will hold my tongue. So your
face
     bids me, though you say nothing. Mum, mum!
            He that keeps nor crust nor crum,
            Weary of all, shall want some.-
     [Points at Lear] That's a sheal'd peascod.
  Gon. Not only, sir, this your all-licens'd fool,
     But other of your insolent retinue
     Do hourly carp and quarrel, breaking forth
     In rank and not-to-be-endured riots. Sir,
     I had thought, by making this well known unto you,
     To have found a safe redress, but now grow fearful,
     By what yourself, too, late have spoke and done,
     That you protect this course, and put it on
     By your allowance; which if you should, the fault
     Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep,
     Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal,
     Might in their working do you that offence
   Which else were shame, that then necessity
   Must call discreet proceeding.
Fool. For you know, nuncle,
        The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long
        That it had it head bit off by it young.
   So out went the candle, and we were left darkling.
Lear. Are you our daughter?
Gon. Come, sir,
   I would you would make use of that good wisdom
   Whereof I know you are fraught, and put away
   These dispositions that of late transform you
   From what you rightly are.
Fool. May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?
   Whoop, Jug, I love thee!
Lear. Doth any here know me? This is not Lear.
   Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?
   Either his notion weakens, his discernings
   Are lethargied- Ha! waking? 'Tis not so!
   Who is it that can tell me who I am?
Fool. Lear's shadow.
Lear. I would learn that; for, by the marks of sovereignty,
   Knowledge, and reason, I should be false persuaded
   I had daughters.
Fool. Which they will make an obedient father.
Lear. Your name, fair gentlewoman?
Gon. This admiration, sir, is much o' th' savour
   Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
   To understand my purposes aright.
   As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
   Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;
   Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd, and bold
   That this our court, infected with their manners,
   Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and lust
   Make it more like a tavern or a brothel
   Than a grac'd palace. The shame itself doth speak
   For instant remedy. Be then desir'd
   By her that else will take the thing she begs
   A little to disquantity your train,
   And the remainder that shall still depend
   To be such men as may besort your age,
   Which know themselves, and you.
Lear. Darkness and devils!
   Saddle my horses! Call my train together!
   Degenerate bastard, I'll not trouble thee;
   Yet have I left a daughter.
Gon. You strike my people, and your disorder'd rabble
   Make servants of their betters.
                          Enter Albany.
Lear. Woe that too late repents!- O, sir, are you come?
   Is it your will? Speak, sir!- Prepare my horses.
   Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
   More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child
   Than the sea-monster!
Alb. Pray, sir, be patient.
Lear. [to Goneril] Detested kite, thou liest!
   My train are men of choice and rarest parts,
   That all particulars of duty know
   And in the most exact regard support
   The worships of their name.- O most small fault,
   How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
   Which, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature
   From the fix'd place; drew from my heart all love
   And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!
   Beat at this gate that let thy folly in [Strikes his head.]
   And thy dear judgment out! Go, go, my people.
Alb. My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant
   Of what hath mov'd you.
Lear. It may be so, my lord.
   Hear, Nature, hear! dear goddess, hear!
   Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend
   To make this creature fruitful.
   Into her womb convey sterility;
   Dry up in her the organs of increase;
   And from her derogate body never spring
   A babe to honour her! If she must teem,
   Create her child of spleen, that it may live
   And be a thwart disnatur'd torment to her.
   Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth,
   With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks,
   Turn all her mother's pains and benefits
   To laughter and contempt, that she may feel
   How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
   To have a thankless child! Away, away!               Exit.
Alb. Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
Gon. Never afflict yourself to know the cause;
   But let his disposition have that scope
   That dotage gives it.
                           Enter Lear.
Lear. What, fifty of my followers at a clap?
   Within a fortnight?
Alb. What's the matter, sir?
Lear. I'll tell thee. [To Goneril] Life and death! I am asham'd
   That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;
   That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,
   Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee!
   Th' untented woundings of a father's curse
   Pierce every sense about thee!- Old fond eyes,
   Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck ye out,
   And cast you, with the waters that you lose,
   To temper clay. Yea, is it come to this?
   Let it be so. Yet have I left a daughter,
   Who I am sure is kind and comfortable.
   When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails
   She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find
   That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think
   I have cast off for ever; thou shalt, I warrant thee.
                          Exeunt [Lear, Kent, and Attendants].
Gon. Do you mark that, my lord?
  Alb. I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
     To the great love I bear you -
  Gon. Pray you, content.- What, Oswald, ho!
     [To the Fool] You, sir, more knave than fool, after your
master!
  Fool. Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry! Take the fool with thee.
          A fox when one has caught her,
          And such a daughter,
          Should sure to the slaughter,
          If my cap would buy a halter.
          So the fool follows after.                       Exit.
  Gon. This man hath had good counsel! A hundred knights?
     'Tis politic and safe to let him keep
     At point a hundred knights; yes, that on every dream,
     Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,
     He may enguard his dotage with their pow'rs
     And hold our lives in mercy.- Oswald, I say!
  Alb. Well, you may fear too far.
  Gon. Safer than trust too far.
     Let me still take away the harms I fear,
     Not fear still to be taken. I know his heart.
     What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister.
     If she sustain him and his hundred knights,
     When I have show'd th' unfitness-
                     Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
     How now, Oswald?
     What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
  Osw. Yes, madam.
  Gon. Take you some company, and away to horse!
     Inform her full of my particular fear,
     And thereto add such reasons of your own
     As may compact it more. Get you gone,
     And hasten your return. [Exit Oswald.] No, no, my lord!
     This milky gentleness and course of yours,
     Though I condemn it not, yet, under pardon,
     You are much more at task for want of wisdom
     Than prais'd for harmful mildness.
  Alb. How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell.
     Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.
  Gon. Nay then-
  Alb. Well, well; th' event.                            Exeunt.
Scene V.
Court before the Duke of Albany's Palace.
Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool.
  Lear. Go you before to Gloucester with these letters. Acquaint
my
     daughter no further with anything you know than comes from
her
      demand out of the letter. If your diligence be not speedy, I
      shall be there afore you.
   Kent. I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your
letter.
Exit.
   Fool. If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in danger
of
      kibes?
   Lear. Ay, boy.
   Fool. Then I prithee be merry. Thy wit shall ne'er go
slip-shod.
   Lear. Ha, ha, ha!
   Fool. Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for
though
      she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can tell
      what I can tell.
   Lear. What canst tell, boy?
   Fool. She'll taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou
      canst tell why one's nose stands i' th' middle on's face?
   Lear. No.
   Fool. Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose, that what
a
      man cannot smell out, 'a may spy into.
   Lear. I did her wrong.
   Fool. Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
   Lear. No.
   Fool. Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
   Lear. Why?
   Fool. Why, to put's head in; not to give it away to his
daughters,
      and leave his horns without a case.
   Lear. I will forget my nature. So kind a father!- Be my horses
      ready?
   Fool. Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven
stars
      are no moe than seven is a pretty reason.
   Lear. Because they are not eight?
   Fool. Yes indeed. Thou wouldst make a good fool.
   Lear. To tak't again perforce! Monster ingratitude!
   Fool. If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten for
being
      old before thy time.
   Lear. How's that?
   Fool. Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been
wise.
   Lear. O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!
      Keep me in temper; I would not be mad!
                         [Enter a Gentleman.]
     How now? Are the horses ready?
  Gent. Ready, my lord.
  Lear. Come, boy.
  Fool. She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure,
     Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter
                                                         Exeunt.
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ACT II. Scene I.
A court within the Castle of the Earl of Gloucester.
Enter [Edmund the] Bastard and Curan, meeting.
  Edm. Save thee, Curan.
  Cur. And you, sir. I have been with your father, and given him
     notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan his Duchess will
be
      here with him this night.
  Edm. How comes that?
  Cur. Nay, I know not. You have heard of the news abroad- I mean
the
      whisper'd ones, for they are yet but ear-kissing arguments?
  Edm. Not I. Pray you, what are they?
  Cur. Have you heard of no likely wars toward 'twixt the two
Dukes
      of Cornwall and Albany?
  Edm. Not a word.
  Cur. You may do, then, in time. Fare you well, sir.       Exit.
  Edm. The Duke be here to-night? The better! best!
      This weaves itself perforce into my business.
      My father hath set guard to take my brother;
      And I have one thing, of a queasy question,
      Which I must act. Briefness and fortune, work!
      Brother, a word! Descend! Brother, I say!
                             Enter Edgar.
     My father watches. O sir, fly this place!
     Intelligence is given where you are hid.
     You have now the good advantage of the night.
     Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall?
     He's coming hither; now, i' th' night, i' th' haste,
     And Regan with him. Have you nothing said
     Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany?
     Advise yourself.
  Edg. I am sure on't, not a word.
  Edm. I hear my father coming. Pardon me!
     In cunning I must draw my sword upon you.
     Draw, seem to defend yourself; now quit you well.-
     Yield! Come before my father. Light, ho, here!
   Fly, brother.- Torches, torches!- So farewell.
                                                   Exit Edgar.
   Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion
   Of my more fierce endeavour. [Stabs his arm.] I have seen
      drunkards
   Do more than this in sport.- Father, father!-
   Stop, stop! No help?
           Enter Gloucester, and Servants with torches.
Glou. Now, Edmund, where's the villain?
Edm. Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out,
   Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon
   To stand 's auspicious mistress.
Glou. But where is he?
Edm. Look, sir, I bleed.
Glou. Where is the villain, Edmund?
Edm. Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could-
Glou. Pursue him, ho! Go after.         [Exeunt some Servants].
   By no means what?
Edm. Persuade me to the murther of your lordship;
   But that I told him the revenging gods
   'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend;
   Spoke with how manifold and strong a bond
   The child was bound to th' father- sir, in fine,
   Seeing how loathly opposite I stood
   To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion
   With his prepared sword he charges home
   My unprovided body, lanch'd mine arm;
   But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits,
   Bold in the quarrel's right, rous'd to th' encounter,
   Or whether gasted by the noise I made,
   Full suddenly he fled.
Glou. Let him fly far.
   Not in this land shall he remain uncaught;
   And found- dispatch. The noble Duke my master,
   My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night.
   By his authority I will proclaim it
   That he which find, him shall deserve our thanks,
   Bringing the murderous caitiff to the stake;
   He that conceals him, death.
Edm. When I dissuaded him from his intent
   And found him pight to do it, with curst speech
   I threaten'd to discover him. He replied,
   'Thou unpossessing bastard, dost thou think,
   If I would stand against thee, would the reposal
   Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee
   Make thy words faith'd? No. What I should deny
   (As this I would; ay, though thou didst produce
   My very character), I'ld turn it all
   To thy suggestion, plot, and damned practice;
   And thou must make a dullard of the world,
   If they not thought the profits of my death
   Were very pregnant and potential spurs
   To make thee seek it.'
Glou. Strong and fast'ned villain!
   Would he deny his letter? I never got him.
                                                Tucket within.
   Hark, the Duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes.
   All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not scape;
   The Duke must grant me that. Besides, his picture
   I will send far and near, that all the kingdom
   May have due note of him, and of my land,
   Loyal and natural boy, I'll work the means
   To make thee capable.
              Enter Cornwall, Regan, and Attendants.
Corn. How now, my noble friend? Since I came hither
   (Which I can call but now) I have heard strange news.
Reg. If it be true, all vengeance comes too short
   Which can pursue th' offender. How dost, my lord?
Glou. O madam, my old heart is crack'd, it's crack'd!
Reg. What, did my father's godson seek your life?
   He whom my father nam'd? Your Edgar?
Glou. O lady, lady, shame would have it hid!
Reg. Was he not companion with the riotous knights
   That tend upon my father?
Glou. I know not, madam. 'Tis too bad, too bad!
Edm. Yes, madam, he was of that consort.
Reg. No marvel then though he were ill affected.
   'Tis they have put him on the old man's death,
   To have th' expense and waste of his revenues.
   I have this present evening from my sister
   Been well inform'd of them, and with such cautions
   That, if they come to sojourn at my house,
   I'll not be there.
Corn. Nor I, assure thee, Regan.
   Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father
   A childlike office.
Edm. 'Twas my duty, sir.
Glou. He did bewray his practice, and receiv'd
   This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him.
Corn. Is he pursued?
Glou. Ay, my good lord.
Corn. If he be taken, he shall never more
   Be fear'd of doing harm. Make your own purpose,
   How in my strength you please. For you, Edmund,
   Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant
   So much commend itself, you shall be ours.
   Natures of such deep trust we shall much need;
   You we first seize on.
Edm. I shall serve you, sir,
   Truly, however else.
Glou. For him I thank your Grace.
Corn. You know not why we came to visit you-
Reg. Thus out of season, threading dark-ey'd night.
   Occasions, noble Gloucester, of some poise,
   Wherein we must have use of your advice.
   Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister,
   Of differences, which I best thought it fit
   To answer from our home. The several messengers
   From hence attend dispatch. Our good old friend,
   Lay comforts to your bosom, and bestow
     Your needful counsel to our business,
     Which craves the instant use.
  Glou. I serve you, madam.
     Your Graces are right welcome.
                                               Exeunt. Flourish.
Scene II.
Before Gloucester's Castle.
Enter Kent and [Oswald the] Steward, severally.
  Osw. Good dawning to thee, friend. Art of this house?
  Kent. Ay.
  Osw. Where may we set our horses?
  Kent. I' th' mire.
  Osw. Prithee, if thou lov'st me, tell me.
  Kent. I love thee not.
  Osw. Why then, I care not for thee.
  Kent. If I had thee in Lipsbury Pinfold, I would make thee care
for
      me.
  Osw. Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.
  Kent. Fellow, I know thee.
  Osw. What dost thou know me for?
  Kent. A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base,
proud,
      shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy,
      worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking,
whoreson,
      glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue;
      one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in
way of
      good service, and art nothing but the composition of a
knave,
      beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel
bitch;
      one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deny
the
      least syllable of thy addition.
  Osw. Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail on one
      that's neither known of thee nor knows thee!
  Kent. What a brazen-fac'd varlet art thou, to deny thou knowest
me!
      Is it two days ago since I beat thee and tripp'd up thy
heels
      before the King? [Draws his sword.] Draw, you rogue! for,
though
      it be night, yet the moon shines. I'll make a sop o' th'
      moonshine o' you. Draw, you whoreson cullionly barbermonger!
      draw!
  Osw. Away! I have nothing to do with thee.
  Kent. Draw, you rascal! You come with letters against the King,
and
      take Vanity the puppet's part against the royalty of her
father.
     Draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks! Draw, you
     rascal! Come your ways!
  Osw. Help, ho! murther! help!
  Kent. Strike, you slave! Stand, rogue! Stand, you neat slave!
     Strike!                                        [Beats him.]
  Osw. Help, ho! murther! murther!
      Enter Edmund, with his rapier drawn, Gloucester, Cornwall,
                           Regan, Servants.
  Edm. How now? What's the matter?                  Parts [them].
  Kent. With you, goodman boy, an you please! Come, I'll flesh
ye!
     Come on, young master!
  Glou. Weapons? arms? What's the matter here?
  Corn. Keep peace, upon your lives!
     He dies that strikes again. What is the matter?
  Reg. The messengers from our sister and the King
  Corn. What is your difference? Speak.
  Osw. I am scarce in breath, my lord.
  Kent. No marvel, you have so bestirr'd your valour. You
cowardly
     rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee.
  Corn. Thou art a strange fellow. A tailor make a man?
  Kent. Ay, a tailor, sir. A stonecutter or a painter could not
have
     made him so ill, though he had been but two hours at the
trade.
  Corn. Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?
  Osw. This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spar'd
     At suit of his grey beard-
  Kent. Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if
     you'll give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain
into
     mortar and daub the walls of a jakes with him. 'Spare my
grey
     beard,' you wagtail?
  Corn. Peace, sirrah!
     You beastly knave, know you no reverence?
  Kent. Yes, sir, but anger hath a privilege.
  Corn. Why art thou angry?
  Kent. That such a slave as this should wear a sword,
     Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these,
     Like rats, oft bite the holy cords atwain
     Which are too intrinse t' unloose; smooth every passion
     That in the natures of their lords rebel,
     Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods;
     Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks
     With every gale and vary of their masters,
     Knowing naught (like dogs) but following.
     A plague upon your epileptic visage!
     Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool?
     Goose, an I had you upon Sarum Plain,
     I'ld drive ye cackling home to Camelot.
  Corn. What, art thou mad, old fellow?
  Glou. How fell you out? Say that.
  Kent. No contraries hold more antipathy
      Than I and such a knave.
  Corn. Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault?
  Kent. His countenance likes me not.
  Corn. No more perchance does mine, or his, or hers.
  Kent. Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain.
      I have seen better faces in my time
      Than stands on any shoulder that I see
      Before me at this instant.
  Corn. This is some fellow
      Who, having been prais'd for bluntness, doth affect
      A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb
      Quite from his nature. He cannot flatter, he!
      An honest mind and plain- he must speak truth!
      An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain.
      These kind of knaves I know which in this plainness
      Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends
      Than twenty silly-ducking observants
      That stretch their duties nicely.
  Kent. Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity,
      Under th' allowance of your great aspect,
      Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire
      On flickering Phoebus' front-
  Corn. What mean'st by this?
  Kent. To go out of my dialect, which you discommend so much. I
      know, sir, I am no flatterer. He that beguil'd you in a
plain
      accent was a plain knave, which, for my part, I will not be,
      though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to't.
  Corn. What was th' offence you gave him?
  Osw. I never gave him any.
      It pleas'd the King his master very late
      To strike at me, upon his misconstruction;
      When he, conjunct, and flattering his displeasure,
      Tripp'd me behind; being down, insulted, rail'd
      And put upon him such a deal of man
      That worthied him, got praises of the King
      For him attempting who was self-subdu'd;
      And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit,
      Drew on me here again.
  Kent. None of these rogues and cowards
      But Ajax is their fool.
  Corn. Fetch forth the stocks!
      You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart,
      We'll teach you-
  Kent. Sir, I am too old to learn.
      Call not your stocks for me. I serve the King;
      On whose employment I was sent to you.
      You shall do small respect, show too bold malice
      Against the grace and person of my master,
      Stocking his messenger.
  Corn. Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,
      There shall he sit till noon.
  Reg. Till noon? Till night, my lord, and all night too!
  Kent. Why, madam, if I were your father's dog,
      You should not use me so.
  Reg. Sir, being his knave, I will.
  Corn. This is a fellow of the selfsame colour
      Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!
                                               Stocks brought out.
  Glou. Let me beseech your Grace not to do so.
      His fault is much, and the good King his master
      Will check him for't. Your purpos'd low correction
      Is such as basest and contemn'dest wretches
      For pilf'rings and most common trespasses
      Are punish'd with. The King must take it ill
      That he, so slightly valued in his messenger,
      Should have him thus restrain'd.
  Corn. I'll answer that.
  Reg. My sister may receive it much more worse,
      To have her gentleman abus'd, assaulted,
      For following her affairs. Put in his legs.-
                                      [Kent is put in the stocks.]
      Come, my good lord, away.
                             Exeunt [all but Gloucester and Kent].
  Glou. I am sorry for thee, friend. 'Tis the Duke's pleasure,
      Whose disposition, all the world well knows,
      Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd. I'll entreat for thee.
  Kent. Pray do not, sir. I have watch'd and travell'd hard.
      Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle.
      A good man's fortune may grow out at heels.
      Give you good morrow!
  Glou. The Duke 's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken.
Exit.
  Kent. Good King, that must approve the common saw,
      Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st
      To the warm sun!
      Approach, thou beacon to this under globe,
      That by thy comfortable beams I may
      Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles
      But misery. I know 'tis from Cordelia,
      Who hath most fortunately been inform'd
      Of my obscured course- and [reads] 'shall find time
      From this enormous state, seeking to give
      Losses their remedies'- All weary and o'erwatch'd,
      Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold
      This shameful lodging.
      Fortune, good night; smile once more, turn thy wheel.
                                                           Sleeps.
Scene III.
The open country.
Enter Edgar.
  Edg. I heard myself proclaim'd,
     And by the happy hollow of a tree
     Escap'd the hunt. No port is free, no place
     That guard and most unusual vigilance
     Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may scape,
     I will preserve myself; and am bethought
     To take the basest and most poorest shape
     That ever penury, in contempt of man,
     Brought near to beast. My face I'll grime with filth,
     Blanket my loins, elf all my hair in knots,
     And with presented nakedness outface
     The winds and persecutions of the sky.
     The country gives me proof and precedent
     Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,
     Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms
     Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;
     And with this horrible object, from low farms,
     Poor pelting villages, sheepcotes, and mills,
     Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,
     Enforce their charity. 'Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!'
     That's something yet! Edgar I nothing am.             Exit.
Scene IV.
Before Gloucester's Castle; Kent in the stocks.
Enter Lear, Fool, and Gentleman.
  Lear. 'Tis strange that they should so depart from home,
     And not send back my messenger.
  Gent. As I learn'd,
     The night before there was no purpose in them
     Of this remove.
  Kent. Hail to thee, noble master!
  Lear. Ha!
     Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime?
  Kent. No, my lord.
  Fool. Ha, ha! look! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by
the
     head, dogs and bears by th' neck, monkeys by th' loins, and
men
     by th' legs. When a man's over-lusty at legs, then he wears
     wooden nether-stocks.
  Lear. What's he that hath so much thy place mistook
     To set thee here?
  Kent. It is both he and she-
     Your son and daughter.
  Lear. No.
  Kent. Yes.
  Lear. No, I say.
  Kent. I say yea.
  Lear. No, no, they would not!
  Kent. Yes, they have.
  Lear. By Jupiter, I swear no!
  Kent. By Juno, I swear ay!
  Lear. They durst not do't;
     They would not, could not do't. 'Tis worse than murther
     To do upon respect such violent outrage.
     Resolve me with all modest haste which way
     Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage,
     Coming from us.
  Kent. My lord, when at their home
     I did commend your Highness' letters to them,
     Ere I was risen from the place that show'd
     My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,
     Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth
     From Goneril his mistress salutations;
     Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission,
     Which presently they read; on whose contents,
     They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse,
     Commanded me to follow and attend
     The leisure of their answer, gave me cold looks,
     And meeting here the other messenger,
     Whose welcome I perceiv'd had poison'd mine-
     Being the very fellow which of late
     Display'd so saucily against your Highness-
     Having more man than wit about me, drew.
     He rais'd the house with loud and coward cries.
     Your son and daughter found this trespass worth
     The shame which here it suffers.
  Fool. Winter's not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way.
          Fathers that wear rags
            Do make their children blind;
          But fathers that bear bags
            Shall see their children kind.
          Fortune, that arrant whore,
          Ne'er turns the key to th' poor.
     But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy
     daughters as thou canst tell in a year.
  Lear. O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!
     Hysterica passio! Down, thou climbing sorrow!
     Thy element's below! Where is this daughter?
  Kent. With the Earl, sir, here within.
  Lear. Follow me not;
     Stay here.                                            Exit.
  Gent. Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
  Kent. None.
     How chance the King comes with so small a number?
  Fool. An thou hadst been set i' th' stocks for that question,
     thou'dst well deserv'd it.
  Kent. Why, fool?
  Fool. We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there's
no
     labouring i' th' winter. All that follow their noses are led
by
      their eyes but blind men, and there's not a nose among
twenty
      but can smell him that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a
great
      wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with
following
      it; but the great one that goes upward, let him draw thee
after.
      When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine
again. I
      would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
          That sir which serves and seeks for gain,
            And follows but for form,
          Will pack when it begins to rain
            And leave thee in the storm.
          But I will tarry; the fool will stay,
            And let the wise man fly.
          The knave turns fool that runs away;
            The fool no knave, perdy.
  Kent. Where learn'd you this, fool?
  Fool. Not i' th' stocks, fool.
                      Enter Lear and Gloucester
  Lear. Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?
      They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches-
      The images of revolt and flying off!
      Fetch me a better answer.
  Glou. My dear lord,
      You know the fiery quality of the Duke,
      How unremovable and fix'd he is
      In his own course.
  Lear. Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!
      Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,
      I'ld speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
  Glou. Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so.
  Lear. Inform'd them? Dost thou understand me, man?
  Glou. Ay, my good lord.
  Lear. The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father
      Would with his daughter speak, commands her service.
      Are they inform'd of this? My breath and blood!
      Fiery? the fiery Duke? Tell the hot Duke that-
      No, but not yet! May be he is not well.
      Infirmity doth still neglect all office
      Whereto our health is bound. We are not ourselves
      When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind
      To suffer with the body. I'll forbear;
      And am fallen out with my more headier will,
      To take the indispos'd and sickly fit
      For the sound man.- Death on my state! Wherefore
      Should be sit here? This act persuades me
      That this remotion of the Duke and her
      Is practice only. Give me my servant forth.
      Go tell the Duke and 's wife I'ld speak with them-
      Now, presently. Bid them come forth and hear me,
      Or at their chamber door I'll beat the drum
      Till it cry sleep to death.
  Glou. I would have all well betwixt you.                  Exit.
  Lear. O me, my heart, my rising heart! But down!
  Fool. Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when
she
      put 'em i' th' paste alive. She knapp'd 'em o' th' coxcombs
with
      a stick and cried 'Down, wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother
that,
      in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay.
             Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloucester, Servants.
Lear. Good morrow to you both.
Corn. Hail to your Grace!
                                      Kent here set at liberty.
Reg. I am glad to see your Highness.
Lear. Regan, I think you are; I know what reason
   I have to think so. If thou shouldst not be glad,
   I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb,
   Sepulchring an adultress. [To Kent] O, are you free?
   Some other time for that.- Beloved Regan,
   Thy sister's naught. O Regan, she hath tied
   Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here!
                                  [Lays his hand on his heart.]
   I can scarce speak to thee. Thou'lt not believe
   With how deprav'd a quality- O Regan!
Reg. I pray you, sir, take patience. I have hope
   You less know how to value her desert
   Than she to scant her duty.
Lear. Say, how is that?
Reg. I cannot think my sister in the least
   Would fail her obligation. If, sir, perchance
   She have restrain'd the riots of your followers,
   'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end,
   As clears her from all blame.
Lear. My curses on her!
Reg. O, sir, you are old!
   Nature in you stands on the very verge
   Of her confine. You should be rul'd, and led
   By some discretion that discerns your state
   Better than you yourself. Therefore I pray you
   That to our sister you do make return;
   Say you have wrong'd her, sir.
Lear. Ask her forgiveness?
   Do you but mark how this becomes the house:
   'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old.           [Kneels.]
   Age is unnecessary. On my knees I beg
   That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.'
Reg. Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks.
   Return you to my sister.
Lear. [rises] Never, Regan!
   She hath abated me of half my train;
   Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue,
   Most serpent-like, upon the very heart.
   All the stor'd vengeances of heaven fall
   On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones,
   You taking airs, with lameness!
Corn. Fie, sir, fie!
Lear. You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
   Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
   You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the pow'rful sun,
   To fall and blast her pride!
Reg. O the blest gods! so will you wish on me
   When the rash mood is on.
Lear. No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse.
   Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give
   Thee o'er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce; but thine
   Do comfort, and not burn. 'Tis not in thee
   To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,
   To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,
   And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt
   Against my coming in. Thou better know'st
   The offices of nature, bond of childhood,
   Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude.
   Thy half o' th' kingdom hast thou not forgot,
   Wherein I thee endow'd.
Reg. Good sir, to th' purpose.
                                                Tucket within.
Lear. Who put my man i' th' stocks?
Corn. What trumpet's that?
Reg. I know't- my sister's. This approves her letter,
   That she would soon be here.
                   Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
   Is your lady come?
Lear. This is a slave, whose easy-borrowed pride
   Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.
   Out, varlet, from my sight!
Corn. What means your Grace?
                          Enter Goneril.
Lear. Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope
   Thou didst not know on't.- Who comes here? O heavens!
   If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
   Allow obedience- if yourselves are old,
   Make it your cause! Send down, and take my part!
   [To Goneril] Art not asham'd to look upon this beard?-
   O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?
Gon. Why not by th' hand, sir? How have I offended?
   All's not offence that indiscretion finds
   And dotage terms so.
Lear. O sides, you are too tough!
   Will you yet hold? How came my man i' th' stocks?
Corn. I set him there, sir; but his own disorders
   Deserv'd much less advancement.
Lear. You? Did you?
Reg. I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
   If, till the expiration of your month,
   You will return and sojourn with my sister,
   Dismissing half your train, come then to me.
   I am now from home, and out of that provision
   Which shall be needful for your entertainment.
Lear. Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd?
   No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose
   To wage against the enmity o' th' air,
   To be a comrade with the wolf and owl-
   Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her?
   Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took
   Our youngest born, I could as well be brought
   To knee his throne, and, squire-like, pension beg
   To keep base life afoot. Return with her?
   Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter
   To this detested groom.                  [Points at Oswald.]
  Gon. At your choice, sir.
  Lear. I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad.
      I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell.
      We'll no more meet, no more see one another.
      But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;
      Or rather a disease that's in my flesh,
      Which I must needs call mine. Thou art a boil,
      A plague sore, an embossed carbuncle
      In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee.
      Let shame come when it will, I do not call it.
      I do not bid the Thunder-bearer shoot
      Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove.
      Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure;
      I can be patient, I can stay with Regan,
      I and my hundred knights.
  Reg. Not altogether so.
      I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided
      For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister;
      For those that mingle reason with your passion
      Must be content to think you old, and so-
      But she knows what she does.
  Lear. Is this well spoken?
  Reg. I dare avouch it, sir. What, fifty followers?
      Is it not well? What should you need of more?
      Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger
      Speak 'gainst so great a number? How in one house
      Should many people, under two commands,
      Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible.
  Gon. Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
      From those that she calls servants, or from mine?
  Reg. Why not, my lord? If then they chanc'd to slack ye,
      We could control them. If you will come to me
      (For now I spy a danger), I entreat you
      To bring but five-and-twenty. To no more
      Will I give place or notice.
  Lear. I gave you all-
  Reg. And in good time you gave it!
  Lear. Made you my guardians, my depositaries;
      But kept a reservation to be followed
      With such a number. What, must I come to you
      With five-and-twenty, Regan? Said you so?
  Reg. And speak't again my lord. No more with me.
  Lear. Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd
      When others are more wicked; not being the worst
      Stands in some rank of praise. [To Goneril] I'll go with
thee.
      Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty,
      And thou art twice her love.
  Gon. Hear, me, my lord.
      What need you five-and-twenty, ten, or five,
      To follow in a house where twice so many
      Have a command to tend you?
  Reg. What need one?
  Lear. O, reason not the need! Our basest beggars
      Are in the poorest thing superfluous.
      Allow not nature more than nature needs,
      Man's life is cheap as beast's. Thou art a lady:
     If only to go warm were gorgeous,
     Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st
     Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need-
     You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!
     You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,
     As full of grief as age; wretched in both.
     If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts
     Against their father, fool me not so much
     To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
     And let not women's weapons, water drops,
     Stain my man's cheeks! No, you unnatural hags!
     I will have such revenges on you both
     That all the world shall- I will do such things-
     What they are yet, I know not; but they shall be
     The terrors of the earth! You think I'll weep.
     No, I'll not weep.
     I have full cause of weeping, but this heart
     Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws
     Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!
              Exeunt Lear, Gloucester, Kent, and Fool. Storm and
                                                         tempest.
  Corn. Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm.
  Reg. This house is little; the old man and 's people
     Cannot be well bestow'd.
  Gon. 'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest
     And must needs taste his folly.
  Reg. For his particular, I'll receive him gladly,
     But not one follower.
  Gon. So am I purpos'd.
     Where is my Lord of Gloucester?
  Corn. Followed the old man forth.
                          Enter Gloucester.
     He is return'd.
  Glou. The King is in high rage.
  Corn. Whither is he going?
  Glou. He calls to horse, but will I know not whither.
  Corn. 'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.
  Gon. My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.
  Glou. Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds
     Do sorely ruffle. For many miles about
     There's scarce a bush.
  Reg. O, sir, to wilful men
     The injuries that they themselves procure
     Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors.
     He is attended with a desperate train,
     And what they may incense him to, being apt
     To have his ear abus'd, wisdom bids fear.
  Corn. Shut up your doors, my lord: 'tis a wild night.
     My Regan counsels well. Come out o' th' storm.
[Exeunt.]
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ACT III. Scene I.
A heath.
Storm still. Enter Kent and a Gentleman at several doors.
  Kent. Who's there, besides foul weather?
  Gent. One minded like the weather, most unquietly.
  Kent. I know you. Where's the King?
  Gent. Contending with the fretful elements;
     Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea,
     Or swell the curled waters 'bove the main,
     That things might change or cease; tears his white hair,
     Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage,
     Catch in their fury and make nothing of;
     Strives in his little world of man to outscorn
     The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain.
     This night, wherein the cub-drawn bear would couch,
     The lion and the belly-pinched wolf
     Keep their fur dry, unbonneted he runs,
     And bids what will take all.
  Kent. But who is with him?
  Gent. None but the fool, who labours to outjest
     His heart-struck injuries.
  Kent. Sir, I do know you,
     And dare upon the warrant of my note
     Commend a dear thing to you. There is division
     (Although as yet the face of it be cover'd
     With mutual cunning) 'twixt Albany and Cornwall;
     Who have (as who have not, that their great stars
     Thron'd and set high?) servants, who seem no less,
     Which are to France the spies and speculations
     Intelligent of our state. What hath been seen,
     Either in snuffs and packings of the Dukes,
     Or the hard rein which both of them have borne
     Against the old kind King, or something deeper,
     Whereof, perchance, these are but furnishings-
     But, true it is, from France there comes a power
     Into this scattered kingdom, who already,
     Wise in our negligence, have secret feet
     In some of our best ports and are at point
     To show their open banner. Now to you:
     If on my credit you dare build so far
     To make your speed to Dover, you shall find
     Some that will thank you, making just report
     Of how unnatural and bemadding sorrow
     The King hath cause to plain.
     I am a gentleman of blood and breeding,
     And from some knowledge and assurance offer
     This office to you.
  Gent. I will talk further with you.
  Kent. No, do not.
     For confirmation that I am much more
     Than my out-wall, open this purse and take
     What it contains. If you shall see Cordelia
     (As fear not but you shall), show her this ring,
     And she will tell you who your fellow is
     That yet you do not know. Fie on this storm!
     I will go seek the King.
  Gent. Give me your hand. Have you no more to say?
  Kent. Few words, but, to effect, more than all yet:
     That, when we have found the King (in which your pain
     That way, I'll this), he that first lights on him
     Holla the other.
                                              Exeunt [severally].
Scene II.
Another part of the heath.
Storm still. Enter Lear and Fool.
  Lear. Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
     You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
     Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
     You sulph'rous and thought-executing fires,
     Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
     Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
     Strike flat the thick rotundity o' th' world,
     Crack Nature's moulds, all germains spill at once,
     That makes ingrateful man!
  Fool. O nuncle, court holy water in a dry house is better than
this
     rain water out o' door. Good nuncle, in, and ask thy
daughters
     blessing! Here's a night pities nether wise men nor fools.
  Lear. Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!
     Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire are my daughters.
     I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness.
     I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,
     You owe me no subscription. Then let fall
     Your horrible pleasure. Here I stand your slave,
     A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man.
     But yet I call you servile ministers,
     That will with two pernicious daughters join
     Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head
     So old and white as this! O! O! 'tis foul!
  Fool. He that has a house to put 's head in has a good
head-piece.
          The codpiece that will house
            Before the head has any,
          The head and he shall louse:
            So beggars marry many.
            The man that makes his toe
              What he his heart should make
            Shall of a corn cry woe,
              And turn his sleep to wake.
       For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a
       glass.
                               Enter Kent.
    Lear. No, I will be the pattern of all patience;
       I will say nothing.
    Kent. Who's there?
    Fool. Marry, here's grace and a codpiece; that's a wise man and
a
       fool.
    Kent. Alas, sir, are you here? Things that love night
       Love not such nights as these. The wrathful skies
       Gallow the very wanderers of the dark
       And make them keep their caves. Since I was man,
       Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder,
       Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never
       Remember to have heard. Man's nature cannot carry
       Th' affliction nor the fear.
    Lear. Let the great gods,
       That keep this dreadful pudder o'er our heads,
       Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch,
       That hast within thee undivulged crimes
       Unwhipp'd of justice. Hide thee, thou bloody hand;
       Thou perjur'd, and thou simular man of virtue
       That art incestuous. Caitiff, in pieces shake
       That under covert and convenient seeming
       Hast practis'd on man's life. Close pent-up guilts,
       Rive your concealing continents, and cry
       These dreadful summoners grace. I am a man
       More sinn'd against than sinning.
    Kent. Alack, bareheaded?
       Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel;
       Some friendship will it lend you 'gainst the tempest.
       Repose you there, whilst I to this hard house
       (More harder than the stones whereof 'tis rais'd,
       Which even but now, demanding after you,
       Denied me to come in) return, and force
       Their scanted courtesy.
    Lear. My wits begin to turn.
       Come on, my boy. How dost, my boy? Art cold?
       I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow?
       The art of our necessities is strange,
       That can make vile things precious. Come, your hovel.
       Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart
       That's sorry yet for thee.
    Fool. [sings]
            He that has and a little tiny wit-
              With hey, ho, the wind and the rain-
            Must make content with his fortunes fit,
               For the rain it raineth every day.
  Lear. True, my good boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.
                                          Exeunt [Lear and Kent].
  Fool. This is a brave night to cool a courtesan. I'll speak a
      prophecy ere I go:
           When priests are more in word than matter;
           When brewers mar their malt with water;
           When nobles are their tailors' tutors,
           No heretics burn'd, but wenches' suitors;
           When every case in law is right,
           No squire in debt nor no poor knight;
           When slanders do not live in tongues,
           Nor cutpurses come not to throngs;
           When usurers tell their gold i' th' field,
           And bawds and whores do churches build:
           Then shall the realm of Albion
           Come to great confusion.
           Then comes the time, who lives to see't,
           That going shall be us'd with feet.
      This prophecy Merlin shall make, for I live before his time.
Exit.
Scene III.
Gloucester's Castle.
Enter Gloucester and Edmund.
   Glou. Alack, alack, Edmund, I like not this unnatural dealing!
When
      I desir'd their leave that I might pity him, they took from
me
      the use of mine own house, charg'd me on pain of perpetual
      displeasure neither to speak of him, entreat for him, nor
any
      way sustain him.
   Edm. Most savage and unnatural!
   Glou. Go to; say you nothing. There is division betwixt the
Dukes,
      and a worse matter than that. I have received a letter this
      night- 'tis dangerous to be spoken- I have lock'd the letter
in
      my closet. These injuries the King now bears will be
revenged
      home; there's part of a power already footed; we must
incline to
      the King. I will seek him and privily relieve him. Go you
and
      maintain talk with the Duke, that my charity be not of him
      perceived. If he ask for me, I am ill and gone to bed.
Though I
      die for't, as no less is threat'ned me, the King my old
master
      must be relieved. There is some strange thing toward,
Edmund.
      Pray you be careful.                                   Exit.
  Edm. This courtesy, forbid thee, shall the Duke
     Instantly know, and of that letter too.
     This seems a fair deserving, and must draw me
     That which my father loses- no less than all.
     The younger rises when the old doth fall.             Exit.
Scene IV.
The heath. Before a hovel.
Storm still. Enter Lear, Kent, and Fool.
  Kent. Here is the place, my lord. Good my lord, enter.
     The tyranny of the open night 's too rough
     For nature to endure.
  Lear. Let me alone.
  Kent. Good my lord, enter here.
  Lear. Wilt break my heart?
  Kent. I had rather break mine own. Good my lord, enter.
  Lear. Thou think'st 'tis much that this contentious storm
     Invades us to the skin. So 'tis to thee;
     But where the greater malady is fix'd,
     The lesser is scarce felt. Thou'dst shun a bear;
     But if thy flight lay toward the raging sea,
     Thou'dst meet the bear i' th' mouth. When the mind's free,
     The body's delicate. The tempest in my mind
     Doth from my senses take all feeling else
     Save what beats there. Filial ingratitude!
     Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand
     For lifting food to't? But I will punish home!
     No, I will weep no more. In such a night
     'To shut me out! Pour on; I will endure.
     In such a night as this! O Regan, Goneril!
     Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all!
     O, that way madness lies; let me shun that!
     No more of that.
  Kent. Good my lord, enter here.
  Lear. Prithee go in thyself; seek thine own ease.
     This tempest will not give me leave to ponder
     On things would hurt me more. But I'll go in.
     [To the Fool] In, boy; go first.- You houseless poverty-
     Nay, get thee in. I'll pray, and then I'll sleep.
                                                     Exit [Fool].
     Poor naked wretches, wheresoe'er you are,
     That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,
     How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides,
     Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you
     From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en
     Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp;
     Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel,
     That thou mayst shake the superflux to them
     And show the heavens more just.
  Edg. [within] Fathom and half, fathom and half! Poor Tom!
                     Enter Fool [from the hovel].
  Fool. Come not in here, nuncle, here's a spirit. Help me, help
me!
  Kent. Give me thy hand. Who's there?
  Fool. A spirit, a spirit! He says his name's poor Tom.
  Kent. What art thou that dost grumble there i' th' straw?
     Come forth.
                 Enter Edgar [disguised as a madman].
  Edg. Away! the foul fiend follows me! Through the sharp
hawthorn
      blows the cold wind. Humh! go to thy cold bed, and warm
thee.
  Lear. Hast thou given all to thy two daughters, and art thou
come
      to this?
  Edg. Who gives anything to poor Tom? whom the foul fiend hath
led
      through fire and through flame, through ford and whirlpool,
o'er
      bog and quagmire; that hath laid knives under his pillow and
      halters in his pew, set ratsbane by his porridge, made him
proud
      of heart, to ride on a bay trotting horse over four-inch'd
      bridges, to course his own shadow for a traitor. Bless thy
five
      wits! Tom 's acold. O, do de, do de, do de. Bless thee from
      whirlwinds, star-blasting, and taking! Do poor Tom some
charity,
      whom the foul fiend vexes. There could I have him now- and
there-
      and there again- and there!
                                                     Storm still.
  Lear. What, have his daughters brought him to this pass?
      Couldst thou save nothing? Didst thou give 'em all?
  Fool. Nay, he reserv'd a blanket, else we had been all sham'd.
  Lear. Now all the plagues that in the pendulous air
      Hang fated o'er men's faults light on thy daughters!
  Kent. He hath no daughters, sir.
  Lear. Death, traitor! nothing could have subdu'd nature
      To such a lowness but his unkind daughters.
      Is it the fashion that discarded fathers
      Should have thus little mercy on their flesh?
      Judicious punishment! 'Twas this flesh begot
      Those pelican daughters.
  Edg. Pillicock sat on Pillicock's Hill. 'Allow, 'allow, loo,
loo!
  Fool. This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.
  Edg. Take heed o' th' foul fiend; obey thy parents: keep thy
word
      justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set
not
      thy sweet heart on proud array. Tom 's acold.
  Lear. What hast thou been?
  Edg. A servingman, proud in heart and mind; that curl'd my
hair,
      wore gloves in my cap; serv'd the lust of my mistress' heart
and
      did the act of darkness with her; swore as many oaths as I
spake
      words, and broke them in the sweet face of heaven; one that
      slept in the contriving of lust, and wak'd to do it. Wine
lov'd
      I deeply, dice dearly; and in woman out-paramour'd the Turk.
      False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth,
fox
      in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in
prey.
      Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of silks
betray
      thy poor heart to woman. Keep thy foot out of brothel, thy
hand
      out of placket, thy pen from lender's book, and defy the
foul
      fiend. Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind; says
      suum, mun, hey, no, nonny. Dolphin my boy, my boy, sessa!
let
      him trot by.
                                                     Storm still.
  Lear. Why, thou wert better in thy grave than to answer with
thy
      uncover'd body this extremity of the skies. Is man no more
than
      this? Consider him well. Thou ow'st the worm no silk, the
beast
      no hide, the sheep no wool, the cat no perfume. Ha! Here's
three
      on's are sophisticated! Thou art the thing itself;
      unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor, bare, forked
      animal as thou art. Off, off, you lendings! Come, unbutton
      here.
                                          [Tears at his clothes.]
  Fool. Prithee, nuncle, be contented! 'Tis a naughty night to
swim
      in. Now a little fire in a wild field were like an old
lecher's
      heart- a small spark, all the rest on's body cold. Look,
here
      comes a walking fire.
                     Enter Gloucester with a torch.
  Edg. This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet. He begins at
curfew,
     and walks till the first cock. He gives the web and the pin,
     squints the eye, and makes the harelip; mildews the white
wheat,
     and hurts the poor creature of earth.
            Saint Withold footed thrice the 'old;
            He met the nightmare, and her nine fold;
               Bid her alight
               And her troth plight,
           And aroint thee, witch, aroint thee!
  Kent. How fares your Grace?
  Lear. What's he?
  Kent. Who's there? What is't you seek?
  Glou. What are you there? Your names?
  Edg. Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the
todpole,
     the wall-newt and the water; that in the fury of his heart,
when
     the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets, swallows
the
     old rat and the ditch-dog, drinks the green mantle of the
     standing pool; who is whipp'd from tithing to tithing, and
     stock-punish'd and imprison'd; who hath had three suits to
his
     back, six shirts to his body, horse to ride, and weapons to
     wear;
          But mice and rats, and such small deer,
          Have been Tom's food for seven long year.
     Beware my follower. Peace, Smulkin! peace, thou fiend!
  Glou. What, hath your Grace no better company?
  Edg. The prince of darkness is a gentleman!
     Modo he's call'd, and Mahu.
  Glou. Our flesh and blood is grown so vile, my lord,
     That it doth hate what gets it.
  Edg. Poor Tom 's acold.
  Glou. Go in with me. My duty cannot suffer
     T' obey in all your daughters' hard commands.
     Though their injunction be to bar my doors
     And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you,
     Yet have I ventur'd to come seek you out
     And bring you where both fire and food is ready.
  Lear. First let me talk with this philosopher.
     What is the cause of thunder?
  Kent. Good my lord, take his offer; go into th' house.
  Lear. I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban.
     What is your study?
  Edg. How to prevent the fiend and to kill vermin.
  Lear. Let me ask you one word in private.
  Kent. Importune him once more to go, my lord.
     His wits begin t' unsettle.
  Glou. Canst thou blame him?
                                                    Storm still.
     His daughters seek his death. Ah, that good Kent!
     He said it would be thus- poor banish'd man!
     Thou say'st the King grows mad: I'll tell thee, friend,
     I am almost mad myself. I had a son,
     Now outlaw'd from my blood. He sought my life
     But lately, very late. I lov'd him, friend-
     No father his son dearer. True to tell thee,
     The grief hath craz'd my wits. What a night 's this!
     I do beseech your Grace-
  Lear. O, cry you mercy, sir.
     Noble philosopher, your company.
  Edg. Tom's acold.
  Glou. In, fellow, there, into th' hovel; keep thee warm.
  Lear. Come, let's in all.
  Kent. This way, my lord.
  Lear. With him!
     I will keep still with my philosopher.
  Kent. Good my lord, soothe him; let him take the fellow.
  Glou. Take him you on.
  Kent. Sirrah, come on; go along with us.
  Lear. Come, good Athenian.
  Glou. No words, no words! hush.
  Edg. Child Rowland to the dark tower came;
     His word was still
          Fie, foh, and fum!
          I smell the blood of a British man.
                                                         Exeunt.
Scene V.
Gloucester's Castle.
Enter Cornwall and Edmund.
  Corn. I will have my revenge ere I depart his house.
  Edm. How, my lord, I may be censured, that nature thus gives
way to
     loyalty, something fears me to think of.
  Corn. I now perceive it was not altogether your brother's evil
     disposition made him seek his death; but a provoking merit,
set
     awork by a reproveable badness in himself.
  Edm. How malicious is my fortune that I must repent to be just!
     This is the letter he spoke of, which approves him an
     intelligent party to the advantages of France. O heavens!
that
     this treason were not- or not I the detector!
  Corn. Go with me to the Duchess.
  Edm. If the matter of this paper be certain, you have mighty
     business in hand.
  Corn. True or false, it hath made thee Earl of Gloucester.
     Seek out where thy father is, that he may be ready for our
     apprehension.
  Edm. [aside] If I find him comforting the King, it will stuff
his
     suspicion more fully.- I will persever in my course of
loyalty,
     though the conflict be sore between that and my blood.
  Corn. I will lay trust upon thee, and thou shalt find a dearer
     father in my love.
                                                         Exeunt.
Scene VI.
A farmhouse near Gloucester's Castle.
Enter Gloucester, Lear, Kent, Fool, and Edgar.
   Glou. Here is better than the open air; take it thankfully. I
will
      piece out the comfort with what addition I can. I will not
be
      long from you.
   Kent. All the power of his wits have given way to his
impatience.
      The gods reward your kindness!
                                               Exit [Gloucester].
   Edg. Frateretto calls me, and tells me Nero is an angler in the
      lake of darkness. Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend.
   Fool. Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a gentleman
or a
      yeoman.
   Lear. A king, a king!
   Fool. No, he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son; for
he's a
      mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman before him.
   Lear. To have a thousand with red burning spits
      Come hizzing in upon 'em-
   Edg. The foul fiend bites my back.
   Fool. He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a horse's
      health, a boy's love, or a whore's oath.
   Lear. It shall be done; I will arraign them straight.
      [To Edgar] Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer.
      [To the Fool] Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you
she-foxes!
   Edg. Look, where he stands and glares! Want'st thou eyes at
trial,
      madam?
             Come o'er the bourn, Bessy, to me.
  Fool.      Her boat hath a leak,
             And she must not speak
           Why she dares not come over to thee.
  Edg. The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a
nightingale.
     Hoppedance cries in Tom's belly for two white herring. Croak
     not, black angel; I have no food for thee.
  Kent. How do you, sir? Stand you not so amaz'd.
     Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions?
  Lear. I'll see their trial first. Bring in their evidence.
     [To Edgar] Thou, robed man of justice, take thy place.
     [To the Fool] And thou, his yokefellow of equity,
     Bench by his side. [To Kent] You are o' th' commission,
     Sit you too.
  Edg. Let us deal justly.
          Sleepest or   wakest thou, jolly shepherd?
            Thy sheep   be in the corn;
          And for one   blast of thy minikin mouth
            Thy sheep   shall take no harm.
     Purr! the cat is gray.
  Lear. Arraign her first. 'Tis Goneril. I here take my oath
before
     this honourable assembly, she kicked the poor King her
father.
  Fool. Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?
  Lear. She cannot deny it.
  Fool. Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool.
  Lear. And here's another, whose warp'd looks proclaim
     What store her heart is made on. Stop her there!
     Arms, arms! sword! fire! Corruption in the place!
     False justicer, why hast thou let her scape?
  Edg. Bless thy five wits!
  Kent. O pity! Sir, where is the patience now
     That you so oft have boasted to retain?
  Edg. [aside] My tears begin to take his part so much
     They'll mar my counterfeiting.
  Lear. The little dogs and all,
     Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me.
  Edg. Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs!
           Be thy mouth or black or white,
           Tooth that poisons if it bite;
           Mastiff, greyhound, mongrel grim,
           Hound or spaniel, brach or lym,
           Bobtail tyke or trundle-tall-
           Tom will make them weep and wail;
           For, with throwing thus my head,
           Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled.
     Do de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and fairs and
market
     towns. Poor Tom, thy horn is dry.
  Lear. Then let them anatomize Regan. See what breeds about her
     heart. Is there any cause in nature that makes these hard
     hearts? [To Edgar] You, sir- I entertain you for one of my
     hundred; only I do not like the fashion of your garments.
You'll
     say they are Persian attire; but let them be chang'd.
  Kent. Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile.
  Lear. Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains.
     So, so, so. We'll go to supper i' th' morning. So, so, so.
  Fool. And I'll go to bed at noon.
                          Enter Gloucester.
  Glou. Come hither, friend. Where is the King my master?
  Kent. Here, sir; but trouble him not; his wits are gone.
  Glou. Good friend, I prithee take him in thy arms.
     I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him.
     There is a litter ready; lay him in't
     And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet
     Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master.
     If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life,
     With thine, and all that offer to defend him,
     Stand in assured loss. Take up, take up!
     And follow me, that will to some provision
     Give thee quick conduct.
  Kent. Oppressed nature sleeps.
     This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken senses,
     Which, if convenience will not allow,
     Stand in hard cure. [To the Fool] Come, help to bear thy
master.
     Thou must not stay behind.
  Glou. Come, come, away!
                                          Exeunt [all but Edgar].
  Edg. When we our betters see bearing our woes,
     We scarcely think our miseries our foes.
     Who alone suffers suffers most i' th' mind,
     Leaving free things and happy shows behind;
     But then the mind much sufferance doth o'erskip
     When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship.
     How light and portable my pain seems now,
     When that which makes me bend makes the King bow,
     He childed as I fathered! Tom, away!
     Mark the high noises, and thyself bewray
     When false opinion, whose wrong thought defiles thee,
     In thy just proof repeals and reconciles thee.
     What will hap more to-night, safe scape the King!
     Lurk, lurk.                                          [Exit.]
Scene VII.
Gloucester's Castle.
Enter Cornwall, Regan, Goneril, [Edmund the] Bastard, and
Servants.
  Corn. [to Goneril] Post speedily to my lord your husband, show
him
     this letter. The army of France is landed.- Seek out the
traitor
     Gloucester.
                                  [Exeunt some of the Servants.]
  Reg. Hang him instantly.
  Gon. Pluck out his eyes.
  Corn. Leave him to my displeasure. Edmund, keep you our sister
     company. The revenges we are bound to take upon your
traitorous
     father are not fit for your beholding. Advise the Duke where
you
     are going, to a most festinate preparation. We are bound to
the
     like. Our posts shall be swift and intelligent betwixt us.
     Farewell, dear sister; farewell, my Lord of Gloucester.
                       Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
     How now? Where's the King?
  Osw. My Lord of Gloucester hath convey'd him hence.
     Some five or six and thirty of his knights,
     Hot questrists after him, met him at gate;
     Who, with some other of the lord's dependants,
     Are gone with him towards Dover, where they boast
   To have well-armed friends.
Corn. Get horses for your mistress.
Gon. Farewell, sweet lord, and sister.
Corn. Edmund, farewell.
                         Exeunt Goneril, [Edmund, and Oswald].
   Go seek the traitor Gloucester,
   Pinion him like a thief, bring him before us.
                                       [Exeunt other Servants.]
   Though well we may not pass upon his life
   Without the form of justice, yet our power
   Shall do a court'sy to our wrath, which men
   May blame, but not control.
          Enter Gloucester, brought in by two or three.
   Who's there? the traitor?
Reg. Ingrateful fox! 'tis he.
Corn. Bind fast his corky arms.
Glou. What mean, your Graces? Good my friends, consider
   You are my guests. Do me no foul play, friends.
Corn. Bind him, I say.
                                           [Servants bind him.]
Reg. Hard, hard. O filthy traitor!
Glou. Unmerciful lady as you are, I am none.
Corn. To this chair bind him. Villain, thou shalt find-
                                     [Regan plucks his beard.]
Glou. By the kind gods, 'tis most ignobly done
   To pluck me by the beard.
Reg. So white, and such a traitor!
Glou. Naughty lady,
   These hairs which thou dost ravish from my chin
   Will quicken, and accuse thee. I am your host.
   With robber's hands my hospitable favours
   You should not ruffle thus. What will you do?
Corn. Come, sir, what letters had you late from France?
Reg. Be simple-answer'd, for we know the truth.
Corn. And what confederacy have you with the traitors
   Late footed in the kingdom?
Reg. To whose hands have you sent the lunatic King?
   Speak.
Glou. I have a letter guessingly set down,
   Which came from one that's of a neutral heart,
   And not from one oppos'd.
Corn. Cunning.
Reg. And false.
Corn. Where hast thou sent the King?
Glou. To Dover.
Reg. Wherefore to Dover? Wast thou not charg'd at peril-
Corn. Wherefore to Dover? Let him first answer that.
Glou. I am tied to th' stake, and I must stand the course.
Reg. Wherefore to Dover, sir?
Glou. Because I would not see thy cruel nails
   Pluck out his poor old eyes; nor thy fierce sister
   In his anointed flesh stick boarish fangs.
   The sea, with such a storm as his bare head
   In hell-black night endur'd, would have buoy'd up
   And quench'd the steeled fires.
   Yet, poor old heart, he holp the heavens to rain.
   If wolves had at thy gate howl'd that stern time,
   Thou shouldst have said, 'Good porter, turn the key.'
   All cruels else subscrib'd. But I shall see
   The winged vengeance overtake such children.
Corn. See't shalt thou never. Fellows, hold the chair.
   Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my foot.
Glou. He that will think to live till he be old,
   Give me some help!- O cruel! O ye gods!
Reg. One side will mock another. Th' other too!
Corn. If you see vengeance-
1. Serv. Hold your hand, my lord!
   I have serv'd you ever since I was a child;
   But better service have I never done you
   Than now to bid you hold.
Reg. How now, you dog?
1. Serv. If you did wear a beard upon your chin,
   I'ld shake it on this quarrel.
Reg. What do you mean?
Corn. My villain!                                Draw and fight.
1. Serv. Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger.
Reg. Give me thy sword. A peasant stand up thus?
                       She takes a sword and runs at him behind.
1. Serv. O, I am slain! My lord, you have one eye left
   To see some mischief on him. O!                      He dies.
Corn. Lest it see more, prevent it. Out, vile jelly!
   Where is thy lustre now?
Glou. All dark and comfortless! Where's my son Edmund?
   Edmund, enkindle all the sparks of nature
   To quit this horrid act.
Reg. Out, treacherous villain!
   Thou call'st on him that hates thee. It was he
   That made the overture of thy treasons to us;
   Who is too good to pity thee.
Glou. O my follies! Then Edgar was abus'd.
   Kind gods, forgive me that, and prosper him!
Reg. Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell
   His way to Dover.
                                    Exit [one] with Gloucester.
   How is't, my lord? How look you?
Corn. I have receiv'd a hurt. Follow me, lady.
   Turn out that eyeless villain. Throw this slave
   Upon the dunghill. Regan, I bleed apace.
   Untimely comes this hurt. Give me your arm.
                                 Exit [Cornwall, led by Regan].
2. Serv. I'll never care what wickedness I do,
   If this man come to good.
3. Serv. If she live long,
   And in the end meet the old course of death,
   Women will all turn monsters.
2. Serv. Let's follow the old Earl, and get the bedlam
   To lead him where he would. His roguish madness
   Allows itself to anything.
3. Serv. Go thou. I'll fetch some flax and whites of eggs
   To apply to his bleeding face. Now heaven help him!
                                                        Exeunt.
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ACT IV. Scene I.
The heath.
Enter Edgar.
  Edg. Yet better thus, and known to be contemn'd,
     Than still contemn'd and flatter'd. To be worst,
     The lowest and most dejected thing of fortune,
     Stands still in esperance, lives not in fear.
     The lamentable change is from the best;
     The worst returns to laughter. Welcome then,
     Thou unsubstantial air that I embrace!
     The wretch that thou hast blown unto the worst
     Owes nothing to thy blasts.
                   Enter Gloucester, led by an Old Man.
     But who comes here?
     My father, poorly led? World, world, O world!
     But that thy strange mutations make us hate thee,
     Life would not yield to age.
  Old Man. O my good lord,
     I have been your tenant, and your father's tenant,
     These fourscore years.
  Glou. Away, get thee away! Good friend, be gone.
     Thy comforts can do me no good at all;
     Thee they may hurt.
  Old Man. You cannot see your way.
  Glou. I have no way, and therefore want no eyes;
     I stumbled when I saw. Full oft 'tis seen
     Our means secure us, and our mere defects
     Prove our commodities. Ah dear son Edgar,
     The food of thy abused father's wrath!
     Might I but live to see thee in my touch,
     I'ld say I had eyes again!
  Old Man. How now? Who's there?
  Edg. [aside] O gods! Who is't can say 'I am at the worst'?
     I am worse than e'er I was.
  Old Man. 'Tis poor mad Tom.
  Edg. [aside] And worse I may be yet. The worst is not
     So long as we can say 'This is the worst.'
  Old Man. Fellow, where goest?
  Glou. Is it a beggarman?
   Old Man. Madman and beggar too.
   Glou. He has some reason, else he could not beg.
      I' th' last night's storm I such a fellow saw,
      Which made me think a man a worm. My son
      Came then into my mind, and yet my mind
      Was then scarce friends with him. I have heard more since.
      As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods.
      They kill us for their sport.
   Edg. [aside] How should this be?
      Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow,
      Ang'ring itself and others.- Bless thee, master!
   Glou. Is that the naked fellow?
   Old Man. Ay, my lord.
   Glou. Then prithee get thee gone. If for my sake
      Thou wilt o'ertake us hence a mile or twain
      I' th' way toward Dover, do it for ancient love;
      And bring some covering for this naked soul,
      Who I'll entreat to lead me.
   Old Man. Alack, sir, he is mad!
   Glou. 'Tis the time's plague when madmen lead the blind.
      Do as I bid thee, or rather do thy pleasure.
      Above the rest, be gone.
   Old Man. I'll bring him the best 'parel that I have,
      Come on't what will.                                  Exit.
   Glou. Sirrah naked fellow-
   Edg. Poor Tom's acold. [Aside] I cannot daub it further.
   Glou. Come hither, fellow.
   Edg. [aside] And yet I must.- Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed.
   Glou. Know'st thou the way to Dover?
   Edg. Both stile and gate, horseway and footpath. Poor Tom hath
been
      scar'd out of his good wits. Bless thee, good man's son,
from
      the foul fiend! Five fiends have been in poor Tom at once:
of
      lust, as Obidicut; Hobbididence, prince of dumbness; Mahu,
of
      stealing; Modo, of murder; Flibbertigibbet, of mopping and
      mowing, who since possesses chambermaids and waiting women.
So,
      bless thee, master!
   Glou. Here, take this Purse, thou whom the heavens' plagues
      Have humbled to all strokes. That I am wretched
      Makes thee the happier. Heavens, deal so still!
      Let the superfluous and lust-dieted man,
      That slaves your ordinance, that will not see
      Because he does not feel, feel your pow'r quickly;
      So distribution should undo excess,
      And each man have enough. Dost thou know Dover?
   Edg. Ay, master.
   Glou. There is a cliff, whose high and bending head
      Looks fearfully in the confined deep.
      Bring me but to the very brim of it,
      And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear
      With something rich about me. From that place
      I shall no leading need.
   Edg. Give me thy arm.
     Poor Tom shall lead thee.
                                                        Exeunt.
Scene II.
Before the Duke of Albany's Palace.
Enter Goneril and [Edmund the] Bastard.
 Gon. Welcome, my lord. I marvel our mild husband
    Not met us on the way.
                     Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
    Now, where's your master?
 Osw. Madam, within, but never man so chang'd.
    I told him of the army that was landed:
    He smil'd at it. I told him you were coming:
    His answer was, 'The worse.' Of Gloucester's treachery
    And of the loyal service of his son
    When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot
    And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out.
    What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him;
    What like, offensive.
 Gon. [to Edmund] Then shall you go no further.
    It is the cowish terror of his spirit,
    That dares not undertake. He'll not feel wrongs
    Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way
    May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother.
    Hasten his musters and conduct his pow'rs.
    I must change arms at home and give the distaff
    Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant
    Shall pass between us. Ere long you are like to hear
    (If you dare venture in your own behalf)
    A mistress's command. Wear this.           [Gives a favour.]
    Spare speech.
    Decline your head. This kiss, if it durst speak,
    Would stretch thy spirits up into the air.
    Conceive, and fare thee well.
 Edm. Yours in the ranks of death!                         Exit.
 Gon. My most dear Gloucester!
    O, the difference of man and man!
    To thee a woman's services are due;
    My fool usurps my body.
 Osw. Madam, here comes my lord.                           Exit.
                            Enter Albany.
 Gon. I have been worth the whistle.
 Alb. O Goneril,
    You are not worth the dust which the rude wind
    Blows in your face! I fear your disposition.
    That nature which contemns it origin
    Cannot be bordered certain in itself.
    She that herself will sliver and disbranch
   From her material sap, perforce must wither
   And come to deadly use.
Gon. No more! The text is foolish.
Alb. Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile;
   Filths savour but themselves. What have you done?
   Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd?
   A father, and a gracious aged man,
   Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick,
   Most barbarous, most degenerate, have you madded.
   Could my good brother suffer you to do it?
   A man, a prince, by him so benefited!
   If that the heavens do not their visible spirits
   Send quickly down to tame these vile offences,
   It will come,
   Humanity must perforce prey on itself,
   Like monsters of the deep.
Gon. Milk-liver'd man!
   That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs;
   Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning
   Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st
   Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd
   Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum?
   France spreads his banners in our noiseless land,
   With plumed helm thy state begins to threat,
   Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest
   'Alack, why does he so?'
Alb. See thyself, devil!
   Proper deformity seems not in the fiend
   So horrid as in woman.
Gon. O vain fool!
Alb. Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame!
   Bemonster not thy feature! Were't my fitness
   To let these hands obey my blood,
   They are apt enough to dislocate and tear
   Thy flesh and bones. Howe'er thou art a fiend,
   A woman's shape doth shield thee.
Gon. Marry, your manhood mew!
                        Enter a Gentleman.
Alb. What news?
Gent. O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall 's dead,
   Slain by his servant, going to put out
   The other eye of Gloucester.
Alb. Gloucester's eyes?
Gent. A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse,
   Oppos'd against the act, bending his sword
   To his great master; who, thereat enrag'd,
   Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead;
   But not without that harmful stroke which since
   Hath pluck'd him after.
Alb. This shows you are above,
   You justicers, that these our nether crimes
   So speedily can venge! But O poor Gloucester!
   Lose he his other eye?
Gent. Both, both, my lord.
   This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer.
      'Tis from your sister.
  Gon. [aside] One way I like this well;
      But being widow, and my Gloucester with her,
      May all the building in my fancy pluck
      Upon my hateful life. Another way
      The news is not so tart.- I'll read, and answer.
Exit.
  Alb. Where was his son when they did take his eyes?
  Gent. Come with my lady hither.
  Alb. He is not here.
  Gent. No, my good lord; I met him back again.
  Alb. Knows he the wickedness?
  Gent. Ay, my good lord. 'Twas he inform'd against him,
      And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment
      Might have the freer course.
  Alb. Gloucester, I live
      To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the King,
      And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend.
      Tell me what more thou know'st.
                                                          Exeunt.
Scene III.
The French camp near Dover.
Enter Kent and a Gentleman.
  Kent. Why the King of France is so suddenly gone back know you
the
     reason?
  Gent. Something he left imperfect in the state, which since his
     coming forth is thought of, which imports to the kingdom so
much
     fear and danger that his personal return was most required
and
     necessary.
  Kent. Who hath he left behind him general?
  Gent. The Marshal of France, Monsieur La Far.
  Kent. Did your letters pierce the Queen to any demonstration of
     grief?
  Gent. Ay, sir. She took them, read them in my presence,
     And now and then an ample tear trill'd down
     Her delicate cheek. It seem'd she was a queen
     Over her passion, who, most rebel-like,
     Sought to be king o'er her.
  Kent. O, then it mov'd her?
  Gent. Not to a rage. Patience and sorrow strove
     Who should express her goodliest. You have seen
     Sunshine and rain at once: her smiles and tears
     Were like, a better way. Those happy smilets
     That play'd on her ripe lip seem'd not to know
     What guests were in her eyes, which parted thence
     As pearls from diamonds dropp'd. In brief,
     Sorrow would be a rarity most belov'd,
     If all could so become it.
  Kent. Made she no verbal question?
  Gent. Faith, once or twice she heav'd the name of father
     Pantingly forth, as if it press'd her heart;
     Cried 'Sisters, sisters! Shame of ladies! Sisters!
     Kent! father! sisters! What, i' th' storm? i' th' night?
     Let pity not be believ'd!' There she shook
     The holy water from her heavenly eyes,
     And clamour moisten'd. Then away she started
     To deal with grief alone.
  Kent. It is the stars,
     The stars above us, govern our conditions;
     Else one self mate and mate could not beget
     Such different issues. You spoke not with her since?
  Gent. No.
  Kent. Was this before the King return'd?
  Gent. No, since.
  Kent. Well, sir, the poor distressed Lear's i' th' town;
     Who sometime, in his better tune, remembers
     What we are come about, and by no means
     Will yield to see his daughter.
  Gent. Why, good sir?
  Kent. A sovereign shame so elbows him; his own unkindness,
     That stripp'd her from his benediction, turn'd her
     To foreign casualties, gave her dear rights
     To his dog-hearted daughters- these things sting
     His mind so venomously that burning shame
     Detains him from Cordelia.
  Gent. Alack, poor gentleman!
  Kent. Of Albany's and Cornwall's powers you heard not?
  Gent. 'Tis so; they are afoot.
  Kent. Well, sir, I'll bring you to our master Lear
     And leave you to attend him. Some dear cause
     Will in concealment wrap me up awhile.
     When I am known aright, you shall not grieve
     Lending me this acquaintance. I pray you go
     Along with me.                                       Exeunt.
Scene IV.
The French camp.
Enter, with Drum and Colours, Cordelia, Doctor, and Soldiers.
  Cor. Alack, 'tis he! Why, he was met even now
     As mad as the vex'd sea, singing aloud,
     Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow weeds,
     With hardocks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo flow'rs,
     Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow
     In our sustaining corn. A century send forth.
     Search every acre in the high-grown field
     And bring him to our eye. [Exit an Officer.] What can man's
        wisdom
     In the restoring his bereaved sense?
     He that helps him take all my outward worth.
  Doct. There is means, madam.
     Our foster nurse of nature is repose,
     The which he lacks. That to provoke in him
     Are many simples operative, whose power
     Will close the eye of anguish.
  Cor. All blest secrets,
     All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth,
     Spring with my tears! be aidant and remediate
     In the good man's distress! Seek, seek for him!
     Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life
     That wants the means to lead it.
                           Enter Messenger.
  Mess. News, madam.
     The British pow'rs are marching hitherward.
  Cor. 'Tis known before. Our preparation stands
     In expectation of them. O dear father,
     It is thy business that I go about.
     Therefore great France
     My mourning and important tears hath pitied.
     No blown ambition doth our arms incite,
     But love, dear love, and our ag'd father's right.
     Soon may I hear and see him!
                                                         Exeunt.
Scene V.
Gloucester's Castle.
Enter Regan and [Oswald the] Steward.
  Reg. But are my brother's pow'rs set forth?
  Osw. Ay, madam.
  Reg. Himself in person there?
  Osw. Madam, with much ado.
     Your sister is the better soldier.
  Reg. Lord Edmund spake not with your lord at home?
  Osw. No, madam.
  Reg. What might import my sister's letter to him?
  Osw. I know not, lady.
  Reg. Faith, he is posted hence on serious matter.
     It was great ignorance, Gloucester's eyes being out,
     To let him live. Where he arrives he moves
     All hearts against us. Edmund, I think, is gone,
     In pity of his misery, to dispatch
     His nighted life; moreover, to descry
     The strength o' th' enemy.
  Osw. I must needs after him, madam, with my letter.
  Reg. Our troops set forth to-morrow. Stay with us.
     The ways are dangerous.
  Osw. I may not, madam.
     My lady charg'd my duty in this business.
  Reg. Why should she write to Edmund? Might not you
     Transport her purposes by word? Belike,
     Something- I know not what- I'll love thee much-
     Let me unseal the letter.
  Osw. Madam, I had rather-
  Reg. I know your lady does not love her husband;
     I am sure of that; and at her late being here
     She gave strange eliads and most speaking looks
     To noble Edmund. I know you are of her bosom.
  Osw. I, madam?
  Reg. I speak in understanding. Y'are! I know't.
     Therefore I do advise you take this note.
     My lord is dead; Edmund and I have talk'd,
     And more convenient is he for my hand
     Than for your lady's. You may gather more.
     If you do find him, pray you give him this;
     And when your mistress hears thus much from you,
     I pray desire her call her wisdom to her.
     So farewell.
     If you do chance to hear of that blind traitor,
     Preferment falls on him that cuts him off.
  Osw. Would I could meet him, madam! I should show
     What party I do follow.
  Reg. Fare thee well.                                   Exeunt.
Scene VI.
The country near Dover.
Enter Gloucester, and Edgar [like a Peasant].
  Glou. When shall I come to th' top of that same hill?
  Edg. You do climb up it now. Look how we labour.
  Glou. Methinks the ground is even.
  Edg. Horrible steep.
     Hark, do you hear the sea?
  Glou. No, truly.
  Edg. Why, then, your other senses grow imperfect
     By your eyes' anguish.
  Glou. So may it be indeed.
     Methinks thy voice is alter'd, and thou speak'st
     In better phrase and matter than thou didst.
  Edg. Y'are much deceiv'd. In nothing am I chang'd
     But in my garments.
  Glou. Methinks y'are better spoken.
  Edg. Come on, sir; here's the place. Stand still. How fearful
     And dizzy 'tis to cast one's eyes so low!
     The crows and choughs that wing the midway air
     Show scarce so gross as beetles. Halfway down
     Hangs one that gathers sampire- dreadful trade!
     Methinks he seems no bigger than his head.
     The fishermen that walk upon the beach
     Appear like mice; and yond tall anchoring bark,
     Diminish'd to her cock; her cock, a buoy
     Almost too small for sight. The murmuring surge
     That on th' unnumb'red idle pebble chafes
     Cannot be heard so high. I'll look no more,
     Lest my brain turn, and the deficient sight
   Topple down headlong.
Glou. Set me where you stand.
Edg. Give me your hand. You are now within a foot
   Of th' extreme verge. For all beneath the moon
   Would I not leap upright.
Glou. Let go my hand.
   Here, friend, is another purse; in it a jewel
   Well worth a poor man's taking. Fairies and gods
   Prosper it with thee! Go thou further off;
   Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.
Edg. Now fare ye well, good sir.
Glou. With all my heart.
Edg. [aside]. Why I do trifle thus with his despair
   Is done to cure it.
Glou. O you mighty gods!                             He kneels.
   This world I do renounce, and, in your sights,
   Shake patiently my great affliction off.
   If I could bear it longer and not fall
   To quarrel with your great opposeless wills,
   My snuff and loathed part of nature should
   Burn itself out. If Edgar live, O, bless him!
   Now, fellow, fare thee well.
                                 He falls [forward and swoons].
Edg. Gone, sir, farewell.-
   And yet I know not how conceit may rob
   The treasury of life when life itself
   Yields to the theft. Had he been where he thought,
   By this had thought been past.- Alive or dead?
   Ho you, sir! friend! Hear you, sir? Speak!-
   Thus might he pass indeed. Yet he revives.
   What are you, sir?
Glou. Away, and let me die.
Edg. Hadst thou been aught but gossamer, feathers, air,
   So many fadom down precipitating,
   Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg; but thou dost breathe;
   Hast heavy substance; bleed'st not; speak'st; art sound.
   Ten masts at each make not the altitude
   Which thou hast perpendicularly fell.
   Thy life is a miracle. Speak yet again.
Glou. But have I fall'n, or no?
Edg. From the dread summit of this chalky bourn.
   Look up a-height. The shrill-gorg'd lark so far
   Cannot be seen or heard. Do but look up.
Glou. Alack, I have no eyes!
   Is wretchedness depriv'd that benefit
   To end itself by death? 'Twas yet some comfort
   When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage
   And frustrate his proud will.
Edg. Give me your arm.
   Up- so. How is't? Feel you your legs? You stand.
Glou. Too well, too well.
Edg. This is above all strangeness.
   Upon the crown o' th' cliff what thing was that
   Which parted from you?
Glou. A poor unfortunate beggar.
Edg. As I stood here below, methought his eyes
   Were two full moons; he had a thousand noses,
     Horns whelk'd and wav'd like the enridged sea.
     It was some fiend. Therefore, thou happy father,
     Think that the clearest gods, who make them honours
     Of men's impossibility, have preserv'd thee.
  Glou. I do remember now. Henceforth I'll bear
     Affliction till it do cry out itself
     'Enough, enough,' and die. That thing you speak of,
     I took it for a man. Often 'twould say
     'The fiend, the fiend'- he led me to that place.
  Edg. Bear free and patient thoughts.
         Enter Lear, mad, [fantastically dressed with weeds].
     But who comes here?
     The safer sense will ne'er accommodate
     His master thus.
  Lear. No, they cannot touch me for coming;
     I am the King himself.
  Edg. O thou side-piercing sight!
  Lear. Nature 's above art in that respect. There's your press
     money. That fellow handles his bow like a crow-keeper. Draw
me
     a clothier's yard. Look, look, a mouse! Peace, peace; this
piece
     of toasted cheese will do't. There's my gauntlet; I'll prove
it
     on a giant. Bring up the brown bills. O, well flown, bird!
i'
      th' clout, i' th' clout! Hewgh! Give the word.
  Edg. Sweet marjoram.
  Lear. Pass.
  Glou. I know that voice.
  Lear. Ha! Goneril with a white beard? They flatter'd me like a
dog,
      and told me I had white hairs in my beard ere the black ones
      were there. To say 'ay' and 'no' to everything I said! 'Ay'
and
      'no' too was no good divinity. When the rain came to wet me
      once, and the wind to make me chatter; when the thunder
would
      not peace at my bidding; there I found 'em, there I smelt
'em
      out. Go to, they are not men o' their words! They told me I
was
      everything. 'Tis a lie- I am not ague-proof.
  Glou. The trick of that voice I do well remember.
      Is't not the King?
  Lear. Ay, every inch a king!
      When I do stare, see how the subject quakes.
      I pardon that man's life. What was thy cause?
      Adultery?
      Thou shalt not die. Die for adultery? No.
      The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly
      Does lecher in my sight.
      Let copulation thrive; for Gloucester's bastard son
      Was kinder to his father than my daughters
      Got 'tween the lawful sheets.
       To't, luxury, pell-mell! for I lack soldiers.
       Behold yond simp'ring dame,
       Whose face between her forks presageth snow,
       That minces virtue, and does shake the head
       To hear of pleasure's name.
       The fitchew nor the soiled horse goes to't
       With a more riotous appetite.
       Down from the waist they are Centaurs,
       Though women all above.
       But to the girdle do the gods inherit,
       Beneath is all the fiend's.
       There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit;
       burning, scalding, stench, consumption. Fie, fie, fie! pah,
pah!
      Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my
      imagination. There's money for thee.
   Glou. O, let me kiss that hand!
   Lear. Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.
   Glou. O ruin'd piece of nature! This great world
      Shall so wear out to naught. Dost thou know me?
   Lear. I remember thine eyes well enough. Dost thou squiny at
me?
      No, do thy worst, blind Cupid! I'll not love. Read thou this
      challenge; mark but the penning of it.
   Glou. Were all the letters suns, I could not see one.
   Edg. [aside] I would not take this from report. It is,
      And my heart breaks at it.
   Lear. Read.
   Glou. What, with the case of eyes?
   Lear. O, ho, are you there with me? No eyes in your head, nor
no
      money in your purse? Your eyes are in a heavy case, your
purse
      in a light. Yet you see how this world goes.
   Glou. I see it feelingly.
   Lear. What, art mad? A man may see how the world goes with no
eyes.
      Look with thine ears. See how yond justice rails upon yond
      simple thief. Hark in thine ear. Change places and,
handy-dandy,
      which is the justice, which is the thief? Thou hast seen a
      farmer's dog bark at a beggar?
   Glou. Ay, sir.
   Lear. And the creature run from the cur? There thou mightst
behold
      the great image of authority: a dog's obeyed in office.
      Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
      Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back.
      Thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind
      For which thou whip'st her. The usurer hangs the cozener.
      Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear;
      Robes and furr'd gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold,
      And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks;
      Arm it in rags, a pygmy's straw does pierce it.
      None does offend, none- I say none! I'll able 'em.
      Take that of me, my friend, who have the power
      To seal th' accuser's lips. Get thee glass eyes
     And, like a scurvy politician, seem
     To see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now!
     Pull off my boots. Harder, harder! So.
  Edg. O, matter and impertinency mix'd!
     Reason, in madness!
  Lear. If thou wilt weep my fortunes, take my eyes.
     I know thee well enough; thy name is Gloucester.
     Thou must be patient. We came crying hither;
     Thou know'st, the first time that we smell the air
     We wawl and cry. I will preach to thee. Mark.
  Glou. Alack, alack the day!
  Lear. When we are born, we cry that we are come
     To this great stage of fools. This' a good block.
     It were a delicate stratagem to shoe
     A troop of horse with felt. I'll put't in proof,
     And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law,
     Then kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
                 Enter a Gentleman [with Attendants].
  Gent. O, here he is! Lay hand upon him.- Sir,
     Your most dear daughter-
  Lear. No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am even
     The natural fool of fortune. Use me well;
     You shall have ransom. Let me have a surgeon;
     I am cut to th' brains.
  Gent. You shall have anything.
  Lear. No seconds? All myself?
     Why, this would make a man a man of salt,
     To use his eyes for garden waterpots,
     Ay, and laying autumn's dust.
  Gent. Good sir-
  Lear. I will die bravely, like a smug bridegroom. What!
     I will be jovial. Come, come, I am a king;
     My masters, know you that?
  Gent. You are a royal one, and we obey you.
  Lear. Then there's life in't. Nay, an you get it, you shall get
it
     by running. Sa, sa, sa, sa!
                              Exit running. [Attendants follow.]
  Gent. A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch,
     Past speaking of in a king! Thou hast one daughter
     Who redeems nature from the general curse
     Which twain have brought her to.
  Edg. Hail, gentle sir.
  Gent. Sir, speed you. What's your will?
  Edg. Do you hear aught, sir, of a battle toward?
  Gent. Most sure and vulgar. Every one hears that
     Which can distinguish sound.
  Edg. But, by your favour,
     How near's the other army?
  Gent. Near and on speedy foot. The main descry
     Stands on the hourly thought.
  Edg. I thank you sir. That's all.
  Gent. Though that the Queen on special cause is here,
     Her army is mov'd on.
  Edg. I thank you, sir
                                               Exit [Gentleman].
  Glou. You ever-gentle gods, take my breath from me;
     Let not my worser spirit tempt me again
     To die before you please!
  Edg. Well pray you, father.
  Glou. Now, good sir, what are you?
  Edg. A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows,
     Who, by the art of known and feeling sorrows,
     Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand;
     I'll lead you to some biding.
  Glou. Hearty thanks.
     The bounty and the benison of heaven
     To boot, and boot!
                     Enter [Oswald the] Steward.
  Osw. A proclaim'd prize! Most happy!
     That eyeless head of thine was first fram'd flesh
     To raise my fortunes. Thou old unhappy traitor,
     Briefly thyself remember. The sword is out
     That must destroy thee.
  Glou. Now let thy friendly hand
     Put strength enough to't.
                                             [Edgar interposes.]
  Osw. Wherefore, bold peasant,
     Dar'st thou support a publish'd traitor? Hence!
     Lest that th' infection of his fortune take
     Like hold on thee. Let go his arm.
  Edg. Chill not let go, zir, without vurther 'cagion.
  Osw. Let go, slave, or thou diest!
  Edg. Good gentleman, go your gait, and let poor voke pass. An
chud
     ha' bin zwagger'd out of my life, 'twould not ha' bin zo
long as
     'tis by a vortnight. Nay, come not near th' old man. Keep
out,
     che vore ye, or Ise try whether your costard or my ballow be
the
     harder. Chill be plain with you.
  Osw. Out, dunghill!
                                                      They fight.
  Edg. Chill pick your teeth, zir. Come! No matter vor your
foins.
                                                 [Oswald falls.]
  Osw. Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
     If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body,
     And give the letters which thou find'st about me
     To Edmund Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
     Upon the British party. O, untimely death! Death!
                                                         He dies.
  Edg. I know thee well. A serviceable villain,
     As duteous to the vices of thy mistress
     As badness would desire.
  Glou. What, is he dead?
  Edg. Sit you down, father; rest you.
     Let's see his pockets; these letters that he speaks of
     May be my friends. He's dead. I am only sorry
      He had no other deathsman. Let us see.
      Leave, gentle wax; and, manners, blame us not.
      To know our enemies' minds, we'ld rip their hearts;
      Their papers, is more lawful.             Reads the letter.
        'Let our reciprocal vows be rememb'red. You have many
      opportunities to cut him off. If your will want not, time
and
      place will be fruitfully offer'd. There is nothing done, if
he
      return the conqueror. Then am I the prisoner, and his bed my
      jail; from the loathed warmth whereof deliver me, and supply
the
      place for your labour.
            'Your (wife, so I would say) affectionate servant,
'Goneril.'
     O indistinguish'd space of woman's will!
     A plot upon her virtuous husband's life,
     And the exchange my brother! Here in the sands
     Thee I'll rake up, the post unsanctified
     Of murtherous lechers; and in the mature time
     With this ungracious paper strike the sight
     Of the death-practis'd Duke, For him 'tis well
     That of thy death and business I can tell.
  Glou. The King is mad. How stiff is my vile sense,
     That I stand up, and have ingenious feeling
     Of my huge sorrows! Better I were distract.
     So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs,
     And woes by wrong imaginations lose
     The knowledge of themselves.
                                                 A drum afar off.
  Edg. Give me your hand.
     Far off methinks I hear the beaten drum.
     Come, father, I'll bestow you with a friend.         Exeunt.
Scene VII.
A tent in the French camp.
Enter Cordelia, Kent, Doctor, and Gentleman.
  Cor. O thou good Kent, how shall I live and work
     To match thy goodness? My life will be too short
     And every measure fail me.
  Kent. To be acknowledg'd, madam, is o'erpaid.
     All my reports go with the modest truth;
     Nor more nor clipp'd, but so.
  Cor. Be better suited.
     These weeds are memories of those worser hours.
     I prithee put them off.
  Kent. Pardon, dear madam.
     Yet to be known shortens my made intent.
     My boon I make it that you know me not
      Till time and I think meet.
  Cor. Then be't so, my good lord. [To the Doctor] How, does the
King?
  Doct. Madam, sleeps still.
  Cor. O you kind gods,
      Cure this great breach in his abused nature!
      Th' untun'd and jarring senses, O, wind up
      Of this child-changed father!
  Doct. So please your Majesty
      That we may wake the King? He hath slept long.
  Cor. Be govern'd by your knowledge, and proceed
      I' th' sway of your own will. Is he array'd?
              Enter Lear in a chair carried by Servants.
  Gent. Ay, madam. In the heaviness of sleep
     We put fresh garments on him.
  Doct. Be by, good madam, when we do awake him.
     I doubt not of his temperance.
  Cor. Very well.
                                                           Music.
  Doct. Please you draw near. Louder the music there!
  Cor. O my dear father, restoration hang
     Thy medicine on my lips, and let this kiss
     Repair those violent harms that my two sisters
     Have in thy reverence made!
  Kent. Kind and dear princess!
  Cor. Had you not been their father, these white flakes
     Had challeng'd pity of them. Was this a face
     To be oppos'd against the warring winds?
     To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder?
     In the most terrible and nimble stroke
     Of quick cross lightning? to watch- poor perdu!-
     With this thin helm? Mine enemy's dog,
     Though he had bit me, should have stood that night
     Against my fire; and wast thou fain, poor father,
     To hovel thee with swine and rogues forlorn,
     In short and musty straw? Alack, alack!
     'Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once
     Had not concluded all.- He wakes. Speak to him.
  Doct. Madam, do you; 'tis fittest.
  Cor. How does my royal lord? How fares your Majesty?
  Lear. You do me wrong to take me out o' th' grave.
     Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound
     Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears
     Do scald like molten lead.
  Cor. Sir, do you know me?
  Lear. You are a spirit, I know. When did you die?
  Cor. Still, still, far wide!
  Doct. He's scarce awake. Let him alone awhile.
  Lear. Where have I been? Where am I? Fair daylight,
     I am mightily abus'd. I should e'en die with pity,
     To see another thus. I know not what to say.
     I will not swear these are my hands. Let's see.
     I feel this pin prick. Would I were assur'd
     Of my condition!
  Cor. O, look upon me, sir,
      And hold your hands in benediction o'er me.
      No, sir, you must not kneel.
   Lear. Pray, do not mock me.
      I am a very foolish fond old man,
      Fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less;
      And, to deal plainly,
      I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
      Methinks I should know you, and know this man;
      Yet I am doubtful; for I am mainly ignorant
      What place this is; and all the skill I have
      Remembers not these garments; nor I know not
      Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me;
      For (as I am a man) I think this lady
      To be my child Cordelia.
   Cor. And so I am! I am!
   Lear. Be your tears wet? Yes, faith. I pray weep not.
      If you have poison for me, I will drink it.
      I know you do not love me; for your sisters
      Have, as I do remember, done me wrong.
      You have some cause, they have not.
   Cor. No cause, no cause.
   Lear. Am I in France?
   Kent. In your own kingdom, sir.
   Lear. Do not abuse me.
   Doct. Be comforted, good madam. The great rage
      You see is kill'd in him; and yet it is danger
      To make him even o'er the time he has lost.
      Desire him to go in. Trouble him no more
      Till further settling.
   Cor. Will't please your Highness walk?
   Lear. You must bear with me.
      Pray you now, forget and forgive. I am old and foolish.
                                Exeunt. Manent Kent and Gentleman.
   Gent. Holds it true, sir, that the Duke of Cornwall was so
slain?
   Kent. Most certain, sir.
   Gent. Who is conductor of his people?
   Kent. As 'tis said, the bastard son of Gloucester.
   Gent. They say Edgar, his banish'd son, is with the Earl of
Kent
      in Germany.
   Kent. Report is changeable. 'Tis time to look about; the powers
of
      the kingdom approach apace.
   Gent. The arbitrement is like to be bloody.
      Fare you well, sir.                                  [Exit.]
   Kent. My point and period will be throughly wrought,
      Or well or ill, as this day's battle's fought.         Exit.
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ACT V. Scene I.
The British camp near Dover.
Enter, with Drum and Colours, Edmund, Regan, Gentleman, and
Soldiers.
  Edm. Know of the Duke if his last purpose hold,
     Or whether since he is advis'd by aught
     To change the course. He's full of alteration
     And self-reproving. Bring his constant pleasure.
                                               [Exit an Officer.]
  Reg. Our sister's man is certainly miscarried.
  Edm. Tis to be doubted, madam.
  Reg. Now, sweet lord,
     You know the goodness I intend upon you.
     Tell me- but truly- but then speak the truth-
     Do you not love my sister?
  Edm. In honour'd love.
  Reg. But have you never found my brother's way
     To the forfended place?
  Edm. That thought abuses you.
  Reg. I am doubtful that you have been conjunct
     And bosom'd with her, as far as we call hers.
  Edm. No, by mine honour, madam.
  Reg. I never shall endure her. Dear my lord,
     Be not familiar with her.
  Edm. Fear me not.
     She and the Duke her husband!
       Enter, with Drum and Colours, Albany, Goneril, Soldiers.
  Gon. [aside] I had rather lose the battle than that sister
     Should loosen him and me.
  Alb. Our very loving sister, well bemet.
     Sir, this I hear: the King is come to his daughter,
     With others whom the rigour of our state
     Forc'd to cry out. Where I could not be honest,
     I never yet was valiant. For this business,
     It toucheth us as France invades our land,
     Not bolds the King, with others whom, I fear,
     Most just and heavy causes make oppose.
  Edm. Sir, you speak nobly.
  Reg. Why is this reason'd?
  Gon. Combine together 'gainst the enemy;
     For these domestic and particular broils
     Are not the question here.
  Alb. Let's then determine
     With th' ancient of war on our proceeding.
  Edm. I shall attend you presently at your tent.
  Reg. Sister, you'll go with us?
  Gon. No.
  Reg. 'Tis most convenient. Pray you go with us.
  Gon. [aside] O, ho, I know the riddle.- I will go.
          [As they are going out,] enter Edgar [disguised].
  Edg. If e'er your Grace had speech with man so poor,
     Hear me one word.
  Alb. I'll overtake you.- Speak.
                              Exeunt [all but Albany and Edgar].
  Edg. Before you fight the battle, ope this letter.
     If you have victory, let the trumpet sound
     For him that brought it. Wretched though I seem,
     I can produce a champion that will prove
     What is avouched there. If you miscarry,
     Your business of the world hath so an end,
     And machination ceases. Fortune love you!
  Alb. Stay till I have read the letter.
  Edg. I was forbid it.
     When time shall serve, let but the herald cry,
     And I'll appear again.
  Alb. Why, fare thee well. I will o'erlook thy paper.
                                                    Exit [Edgar].
                              Enter Edmund.
  Edm. The enemy 's in view; draw up your powers.
     Here is the guess of their true strength and forces
     By diligent discovery; but your haste
     Is now urg'd on you.
  Alb. We will greet the time.                             Exit.
  Edm. To both these sisters have I sworn my love;
     Each jealous of the other, as the stung
     Are of the adder. Which of them shall I take?
     Both? one? or neither? Neither can be enjoy'd,
     If both remain alive. To take the widow
     Exasperates, makes mad her sister Goneril;
     And hardly shall I carry out my side,
     Her husband being alive. Now then, we'll use
     His countenance for the battle, which being done,
     Let her who would be rid of him devise
     His speedy taking off. As for the mercy
     Which he intends to Lear and to Cordelia-
     The battle done, and they within our power,
     Shall never see his pardon; for my state
     Stands on me to defend, not to debate.                Exit.
Scene II.
A field between the two camps.
Alarum within. Enter, with Drum and Colours, the Powers of France
over the stage, Cordelia with her Father in her hand, and exeunt.
Enter Edgar and Gloucester.
  Edg. Here, father, take the shadow of this tree
     For your good host. Pray that the right may thrive.
     If ever I return to you again,
     I'll bring you comfort.
  Glou. Grace go with you, sir!
                                                   Exit [Edgar].
               Alarum and retreat within. Enter Edgar,
  Edg. Away, old man! give me thy hand! away!
     King Lear hath lost, he and his daughter ta'en.
     Give me thy hand! come on!
  Glou. No further, sir. A man may rot even here.
  Edg. What, in ill thoughts again? Men must endure
     Their going hence, even as their coming hither;
     Ripeness is all. Come on.
  Glou. And that's true too.                             Exeunt.
Scene III.
The British camp, near Dover.
Enter, in conquest, with Drum and Colours, Edmund; Lear and
Cordelia
as prisoners; Soldiers, Captain.
  Edm. Some officers take them away. Good guard
     Until their greater pleasures first be known
     That are to censure them.
  Cor. We are not the first
     Who with best meaning have incurr'd the worst.
     For thee, oppressed king, am I cast down;
     Myself could else outfrown false Fortune's frown.
     Shall we not see these daughters and these sisters?
  Lear. No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison.
     We two alone will sing like birds i' th' cage.
     When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down
     And ask of thee forgiveness. So we'll live,
     And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
     At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues
     Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too-
     Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out-
     And take upon 's the mystery of things,
     As if we were God's spies; and we'll wear out,
     In a wall'd prison, packs and sects of great ones
     That ebb and flow by th' moon.
  Edm. Take them away.
  Lear. Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia,
     The gods themselves throw incense. Have I caught thee?
     He that parts us shall bring a brand from heaven
     And fire us hence like foxes. Wipe thine eyes.
     The goodyears shall devour 'em, flesh and fell,
     Ere they shall make us weep! We'll see 'em starv'd first.
     Come.                  Exeunt [Lear and Cordelia, guarded].
  Edm. Come hither, Captain; hark.
     Take thou this note [gives a paper]. Go follow them to
prison.
     One step I have advanc'd thee. If thou dost
     As this instructs thee, thou dost make thy way
     To noble fortunes. Know thou this, that men
     Are as the time is. To be tender-minded
     Does not become a sword. Thy great employment
     Will not bear question. Either say thou'lt do't,
     Or thrive by other means.
  Capt. I'll do't, my lord.
  Edm. About it! and write happy when th' hast done.
     Mark- I say, instantly; and carry it so
     As I have set it down.
  Capt. I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;
     If it be man's work, I'll do't.                        Exit.
          Flourish. Enter Albany, Goneril, Regan, Soldiers.
  Alb. Sir, you have show'd to-day your valiant strain,
     And fortune led you well. You have the captives
     Who were the opposites of this day's strife.
     We do require them of you, so to use them
     As we shall find their merits and our safety
     May equally determine.
  Edm. Sir, I thought it fit
     To send the old and miserable King
     To some retention and appointed guard;
     Whose age has charms in it, whose title more,
     To pluck the common bosom on his side
     And turn our impress'd lances in our eyes
     Which do command them. With him I sent the Queen,
     My reason all the same; and they are ready
     To-morrow, or at further space, t' appear
     Where you shall hold your session. At this time
     We sweat and bleed: the friend hath lost his friend;
     And the best quarrels, in the heat, are curs'd
     By those that feel their sharpness.
     The question of Cordelia and her father
     Requires a fitter place.
  Alb. Sir, by your patience,
     I hold you but a subject of this war,
     Not as a brother.
  Reg. That's as we list to grace him.
     Methinks our pleasure might have been demanded
     Ere you had spoke so far. He led our powers,
     Bore the commission of my place and person,
     The which immediacy may well stand up
     And call itself your brother.
  Gon. Not so hot!
     In his own grace he doth exalt himself
     More than in your addition.
  Reg. In my rights
     By me invested, he compeers the best.
  Gon. That were the most if he should husband you.
  Reg. Jesters do oft prove prophets.
  Gon. Holla, holla!
     That eye that told you so look'd but asquint.
  Reg. Lady, I am not well; else I should answer
     From a full-flowing stomach. General,
     Take thou my soldiers, prisoners, patrimony;
     Dispose of them, of me; the walls are thine.
     Witness the world that I create thee here
     My lord and master.
  Gon. Mean you to enjoy him?
  Alb. The let-alone lies not in your good will.
  Edm. Nor in thine, lord.
  Alb. Half-blooded fellow, yes.
  Reg. [to Edmund] Let the drum strike, and prove my title thine.
  Alb. Stay yet; hear reason. Edmund, I arrest thee
      On capital treason; and, in thine attaint,
      This gilded serpent [points to Goneril]. For your claim,
fair
         sister,
      I bar it in the interest of my wife.
      'Tis she is subcontracted to this lord,
      And I, her husband, contradict your banes.
      If you will marry, make your loves to me;
      My lady is bespoke.
  Gon. An interlude!
  Alb. Thou art arm'd, Gloucester. Let the trumpet sound.
      If none appear to prove upon thy person
      Thy heinous, manifest, and many treasons,
      There is my pledge [throws down a glove]! I'll prove it on
thy
         heart,
      Ere I taste bread, thou art in nothing less
      Than I have here proclaim'd thee.
  Reg. Sick, O, sick!
  Gon. [aside] If not, I'll ne'er trust medicine.
  Edm. There's my exchange [throws down a glove]. What in the
world
         he is
      That names me traitor, villain-like he lies.
      Call by thy trumpet. He that dares approach,
      On him, on you, who not? I will maintain
      My truth and honour firmly.
  Alb. A herald, ho!
  Edm. A herald, ho, a herald!
  Alb. Trust to thy single virtue; for thy soldiers,
      All levied in my name, have in my name
      Took their discharge.
  Reg. My sickness grows upon me.
  Alb. She is not well. Convey her to my tent.
                                                [Exit Regan, led.]
                           Enter a Herald.
     Come hither, herald. Let the trumpet sound,
     And read out this.
  Capt. Sound, trumpet!                        A trumpet sounds.
  Her. (reads) 'If any man of quality or degree within the lists
of
      the army will maintain upon Edmund, supposed Earl of
Gloucester,
      that he is a manifold traitor, let him appear by the third
sound
      of the trumpet. He is bold in his defence.'
  Edm. Sound!                                     First trumpet.
  Her. Again!                                    Second trumpet.
  Her. Again!                                     Third trumpet.
                                         Trumpet answers within.
    Enter Edgar, armed, at the third sound, a Trumpet before him.
  Alb. Ask him his purposes, why he appears
     Upon this call o' th' trumpet.
  Her. What are you?
     Your name, your quality? and why you answer
     This present summons?
  Edg. Know my name is lost;
     By treason's tooth bare-gnawn and canker-bit.
     Yet am I noble as the adversary
     I come to cope.
  Alb. Which is that adversary?
  Edg. What's he that speaks for Edmund Earl of Gloucester?
  Edm. Himself. What say'st thou to him?
  Edg. Draw thy sword,
     That, if my speech offend a noble heart,
     Thy arm may do thee justice. Here is mine.
     Behold, it is the privilege of mine honours,
     My oath, and my profession. I protest-
     Maugre thy strength, youth, place, and eminence,
     Despite thy victor sword and fire-new fortune,
     Thy valour and thy heart- thou art a traitor;
     False to thy gods, thy brother, and thy father;
     Conspirant 'gainst this high illustrious prince;
     And from th' extremest upward of thy head
     To the descent and dust beneath thy foot,
     A most toad-spotted traitor. Say thou 'no,'
     This sword, this arm, and my best spirits are bent
     To prove upon thy heart, whereto I speak,
     Thou liest.
  Edm. In wisdom I should ask thy name;
     But since thy outside looks so fair and warlike,
     And that thy tongue some say of breeding breathes,
     What safe and nicely I might well delay
     By rule of knighthood, I disdain and spurn.
     Back do I toss those treasons to thy head;
     With the hell-hated lie o'erwhelm thy heart;
     Which- for they yet glance by and scarcely bruise-
     This sword of mine shall give them instant way
     Where they shall rest for ever. Trumpets, speak!
                                 Alarums. Fight. [Edmund falls.]
  Alb. Save him, save him!
  Gon. This is mere practice, Gloucester.
     By th' law of arms thou wast not bound to answer
     An unknown opposite. Thou art not vanquish'd,
     But cozen'd and beguil'd.
Alb. Shut your mouth, dame,
   Or with this paper shall I stop it. [Shows her her letter to
   Edmund.]- [To Edmund]. Hold, sir.
   [To Goneril] Thou worse than any name, read thine own evil.
   No tearing, lady! I perceive you know it.
Gon. Say if I do- the laws are mine, not thine.
   Who can arraign me for't?
Alb. Most monstrous!
   Know'st thou this paper?
Gon. Ask me not what I know.                              Exit.
Alb. Go after her. She's desperate; govern her.
                                             [Exit an Officer.]
Edm. What, you have charg'd me with, that have I done,
   And more, much more. The time will bring it out.
   'Tis past, and so am I.- But what art thou
   That hast this fortune on me? If thou'rt noble,
   I do forgive thee.
Edg. Let's exchange charity.
   I am no less in blood than thou art, Edmund;
   If more, the more th' hast wrong'd me.
   My name is Edgar and thy father's son.
   The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
   Make instruments to scourge us.
   The dark and vicious place where thee he got
   Cost him his eyes.
Edm. Th' hast spoken right; 'tis true.
   The wheel is come full circle; I am here.
Alb. Methought thy very gait did prophesy
   A royal nobleness. I must embrace thee.
   Let sorrow split my heart if ever I
   Did hate thee, or thy father!
Edg. Worthy prince, I know't.
Alb. Where have you hid yourself?
   How have you known the miseries of your father?
Edg. By nursing them, my lord. List a brief tale;
   And when 'tis told, O that my heart would burst!
   The bloody proclamation to escape
   That follow'd me so near (O, our lives' sweetness!
   That with the pain of death would hourly die
   Rather than die at once!) taught me to shift
   Into a madman's rags, t' assume a semblance
   That very dogs disdain'd; and in this habit
   Met I my father with his bleeding rings,
   Their precious stones new lost; became his guide,
   Led him, begg'd for him, sav'd him from despair;
   Never (O fault!) reveal'd myself unto him
   Until some half hour past, when I was arm'd,
   Not sure, though hoping of this good success,
   I ask'd his blessing, and from first to last
   Told him my pilgrimage. But his flaw'd heart
   (Alack, too weak the conflict to support!)
   'Twixt two extremes of passion, joy and grief,
   Burst smilingly.
Edm. This speech of yours hath mov'd me,
   And shall perchance do good; but speak you on;
   You look as you had something more to say.
Alb. If there be more, more woful, hold it in;
   For I am almost ready to dissolve,
   Hearing of this.
Edg. This would have seem'd a period
   To such as love not sorrow; but another,
   To amplify too much, would make much more,
   And top extremity.
   Whilst I was big in clamour, came there a man,
   Who, having seen me in my worst estate,
   Shunn'd my abhorr'd society; but then, finding
   Who 'twas that so endur'd, with his strong arms
   He fastened on my neck, and bellowed out
   As he'd burst heaven; threw him on my father;
   Told the most piteous tale of Lear and him
   That ever ear receiv'd; which in recounting
   His grief grew puissant, and the strings of life
   Began to crack. Twice then the trumpets sounded,
   And there I left him tranc'd.
Alb. But who was this?
Edg. Kent, sir, the banish'd Kent; who in disguise
   Followed his enemy king and did him service
   Improper for a slave.
              Enter a Gentleman with a bloody knife.
Gent. Help, help! O, help!
Edg. What kind of help?
Alb. Speak, man.
Edg. What means that bloody knife?
Gent. 'Tis hot, it smokes.
   It came even from the heart of- O! she's dead!
Alb. Who dead? Speak, man.
Gent. Your lady, sir, your lady! and her sister
   By her is poisoned; she hath confess'd it.
Edm. I was contracted to them both. All three
   Now marry in an instant.
                           Enter Kent.
Edg. Here comes Kent.
Alb. Produce their bodies, be they alive or dead.
                                              [Exit Gentleman.]
   This judgement of the heavens, that makes us tremble
   Touches us not with pity. O, is this he?
   The time will not allow the compliment
   That very manners urges.
Kent. I am come
   To bid my king and master aye good night.
   Is he not here?
Alb. Great thing of us forgot!
   Speak, Edmund, where's the King? and where's Cordelia?
                The bodies of Goneril and Regan are brought in.
   Seest thou this object, Kent?
Kent. Alack, why thus?
Edm. Yet Edmund was belov'd.
   The one the other poisoned for my sake,
   And after slew herself.
Alb. Even so. Cover their faces.
  Edm. I pant for life. Some good I mean to do,
     Despite of mine own nature. Quickly send
     (Be brief in't) to the castle; for my writ
     Is on the life of Lear and on Cordelia.
     Nay, send in time.
  Alb. Run, run, O, run!
  Edg. To who, my lord? Who has the office? Send
     Thy token of reprieve.
  Edm. Well thought on. Take my sword;
     Give it the Captain.
  Alb. Haste thee for thy life.                     [Exit Edgar.]
  Edm. He hath commission from thy wife and me
     To hang Cordelia in the prison and
     To lay the blame upon her own despair
     That she fordid herself.
  Alb. The gods defend her! Bear him hence awhile.
                                           [Edmund is borne off.]
    Enter Lear, with Cordelia [dead] in his arms, [Edgar,
Captain,
                        and others following].
  Lear. Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stone.
     Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so
     That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!
     I know when one is dead, and when one lives.
     She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking glass.
     If that her breath will mist or stain the stone,
     Why, then she lives.
  Kent. Is this the promis'd end?
  Edg. Or image of that horror?
  Alb. Fall and cease!
  Lear. This feather stirs; she lives! If it be so,
     It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows
     That ever I have felt.
  Kent. O my good master!
  Lear. Prithee away!
  Edg. 'Tis noble Kent, your friend.
  Lear. A plague upon you, murderers, traitors all!
     I might have sav'd her; now she's gone for ever!
     Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little. Ha!
     What is't thou say'st, Her voice was ever soft,
     Gentle, and low- an excellent thing in woman.
     I kill'd the slave that was a-hanging thee.
  Capt. 'Tis true, my lords, he did.
  Lear. Did I not, fellow?
     I have seen the day, with my good biting falchion
     I would have made them skip. I am old now,
     And these same crosses spoil me. Who are you?
     Mine eyes are not o' th' best. I'll tell you straight.
  Kent. If fortune brag of two she lov'd and hated,
     One of them we behold.
  Lear. This' a dull sight. Are you not Kent?
  Kent. The same-
     Your servant Kent. Where is your servant Caius?
  Lear. He's a good fellow, I can tell you that.
     He'll strike, and quickly too. He's dead and rotten.
  Kent. No, my good lord; I am the very man-
  Lear. I'll see that straight.
  Kent. That from your first of difference and decay
     Have followed your sad steps.
  Lear. You're welcome hither.
  Kent. Nor no man else! All's cheerless, dark, and deadly.
     Your eldest daughters have fordone themselves,
     And desperately are dead.
  Lear. Ay, so I think.
  Alb. He knows not what he says; and vain is it
     That we present us to him.
  Edg. Very bootless.
                           Enter a Captain.
  Capt. Edmund is dead, my lord.
  Alb. That's but a trifle here.
     You lords and noble friends, know our intent.
     What comfort to this great decay may come
     Shall be applied. For us, we will resign,
     During the life of this old Majesty,
     To him our absolute power; [to Edgar and Kent] you to your
        rights;
     With boot, and Such addition as your honours
     Have more than merited.- All friends shall taste
     The wages of their virtue, and all foes
     The cup of their deservings.- O, see, see!
  Lear. And my poor fool is hang'd! No, no, no life!
     Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life,
     And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more,
     Never, never, never, never, never!
     Pray you undo this button. Thank you, sir.
     Do you see this? Look on her! look! her lips!
     Look there, look there!                             He dies.
  Edg. He faints! My lord, my lord!
  Kent. Break, heart; I prithee break!
  Edg. Look up, my lord.
  Kent. Vex not his ghost. O, let him pass! He hates him
     That would upon the rack of this tough world
     Stretch him out longer.
  Edg. He is gone indeed.
  Kent. The wonder is, he hath endur'd so long.
     He but usurp'd his life.
  Alb. Bear them from hence. Our present business
     Is general woe. [To Kent and Edgar] Friends of my soul, you
        twain
     Rule in this realm, and the gor'd state sustain.
  Kent. I have a journey, sir, shortly to go.
     My master calls me; I must not say no.
  Alb. The weight of this sad time we must obey,
     Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say.
     The oldest have borne most; we that are young
     Shall never see so much, nor live so long.
                                        Exeunt with a dead march.
THE END