Military chants for criminology

1. I am a lonesome soldier. Far away from home. Up and down the mountains. Were we used to roam.
Darling id I die. You can marry another. You can used my pension. For your next honeymoon, honey,
honey, honeymoon. Am a lonely Medic. Far away from home. In and out of the battles. Where we used to
roam. darling if I die. You can marry another. You can use my pension. For your next honeymoon, honey,
honey, honeymoon.

2. Gave up my girlfriend and my family. Trade them in for a M16. Tagaytay, Baguio, Cebu, Bulacan. I don’t
care if I ever come back. From poor families how far we roam. so the rich kids can just stay at home.
When I come back home with PTSD. The VA hospital won’t care for me. I’ll probably end up homeless out
in the dark. And get played on screen by Mikey Mark.

3. Takbo Takbo lang. Takbo takbo lang. pag walang cemento. Meron ang hayop. Pag walang hayop. Merong
tubig. Lalangoy tayo. Pag walang tubig. Lilipad na tayo. HAHA. HOHA. Takbo takbo lang. takbo takbo lang.

4. They say that in the army the chicken is mighty fine. The chicken jumped off the table and stared marking
time. All long awhile go. But they won’t let me go. Home to home to home. HEY!. They say that in the
army the pay is mighty fine. They give you a 1,000 pesos and take that 999. All long awhile go. But they
won’t let me go. Home to home to home. HEY!. They say the in the army the women are mighty fine. You
asked for a hot Latina they gave you Frankenstein. All long awhile go. But they won’t let me go. Home to
home to home. HEY!. They say that in the army the sleeping is mighty fine. Woke up around 1 and sleep at
12. All long awhile go. But they won’t let me go. Home to home to home. HEY!. They say that in the army
the toilets are mighty fine. You flush them around 7 and they come back around 8. All long awhile go. But
they won’t let me go. Home to home to home. HEY!. They say that in the army the people are mighty fine.
You tried to make a friend but end up doing PT. All long awhile go. But they won’t let me go. Home to
home to home. HEY!. They say thet in the army the guns are mighty fine. You triend to get your gun but
the armory won’t give you. All long awhile go. But they won’t let me go. Home to home to home. HEY!.

5. I am sitting in my foxhole. I thought I had it made. When all of the sudden. My buddy yells Grenade. Men
at war HEY!. Men at war HEY!. Late at night when your sleeping the NPA is creeping all around. Men at
war. I am sitting in my foxhole. Eating beans and franks. When all of the sudden. Bullets start to rain. Men
at war HEY!. Men at war HEY!. Late at night when your sleeping the NPA is creeping all around. Men at
war. I was walking around base. I was doing it cause I had too. When all of the sudden. A soldier yells
SNIPER!. Men at war HEY!. Men at war HEY!. Late at night when your sleeping the NPA is creeping all
around. Men at war. I wake to wake the Sergeant. found him in his bed. But when I roll him over. I found
he had no hair. Men at war HEY!. Men at war HEY!. Late at night when your sleeping the NPA is creeping
all around. Men at war.
6. You won’t believe what I seen. In the PNPA. You won’t believe what I seen. In the PNPA. Green boots.
ACU’s. IED’s. on the road. NPA. On the streets. Mortar rounds. Hit the ground. Philiarats. Philiarats. They
keep on getting beaten up. They keep on trying to survive

7. HEHA. HOHA. Am gonna do some PT with some push ups. HAHA. HEHE. HOHA. Am gonna do 5 for my
dead dog. HAHA. HOORAH. Am gonna do 10 for my dead sister. HEHE. HEERAH. Am gonna do 15 for my
Family. OHHA. HAHA. Am gonna do 20 for my damn fitness. HEHE. HAHA. OHHA. HOORAH!!.
 8. Around the block I was jogging through my 1 st mile. I was jogging though Monday to the early Friday. And
then a guy asked you why your doing it. I was jogging for fitness to become strong ass hell. Strong ass hell.
Strong ass hell. I was jogging for my fitness to become strong ass hell. HEY!. Around the day it was
probably almost finish. I was jogging through my 10 miles to finish the day. And then your Sergeant. Asked
where you been. You told him that you finished your 10 mile. And he said DO ANOTHER 10. Yelled sir yes
sir do it again.

9. Nanay Nanay cant you see. What ROTC done to me. Nanay nanay cant you see. What ROTC done to me.
They put me in a Barbers Chair. Spun me around I had no hair. They put me in a Barbers Chair. Spun me
around I had no hair. WHOAAAAAA. Waoh oh yea. OH LORD I WANNA GO!. BUT THEY WON’T LET ME GO.
Hooooooooomme. Hiho ho yea. They put me at attention. Beat me up for no reason. They put me at
attention. Beat me up for no reason. WHOAAAAAA. Waoh oh yea. OH LORD I WANNA GO!. BUT THEY
WON’T LET ME GO. Hooooooooomme. Hiho ho yea. They forced me to spin a rifle. Spun it around I
dropped it. They forced me to spin a rifle. Spun it around I dropped it. WHOAAAAAA. Waoh oh yea. OH
LORD I WANNA GO!. BUT THEY WON’T LET ME GO. Hooooooooomme. Hiho ho yea. I used to date a
beauty Queen. Now I date my Bolo. I used to date a Beauty Queen. Now I date my Bolo. WHOAAAAAA.
Waoh oh yea. OH LORD I WANNA GO!. BUT THEY WON’T LET ME GO. Hooooooooomme. Hiho ho yea. I
used to wore some Levi Jeans. Now am in Uniform. I used to wore some Levi Jeans. Now am in Uniform.
WHOAAAAAA. Waoh oh yea. OH LORD I WANNA GO!. BUT THEY WON’T LET ME GO. Hooooooooomme.
Hiho ho yea.

10. Up in the Early out of the racks. Greeted by NPA. 1 st Sergeant gets shot in the head. But I return fire now.
Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o, Hail’o, PMC. Queen of Battle follow me. Where nothing in this world is free.
Shouldn’t had Enlisted. Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o, Hail’o, PMC. Queen of Battle follow me. Where
nothing in this world is free. Shouldn’t had Enlisted. C-130’s in the sky. All will jump but half will die. Off to
battle here we go. Live or die well I don’t know. Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o, Hail’o, PMC. Queen of Battle
follow me. Where nothing in this world is free. Shouldn’t had Enlisted. Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o, Hail’o,
PMC. Queen of Battle follow me. Where nothing in this world is free. Shouldn’t had Enlisted. Up in the day
Drizzling heat. I am sweaty but I don’t care. Cause within my Heart I have Cardio. For all know I gotta
move. Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o, Hail’o, PMC. Queen of Battle follow me. Where nothing in this world is
free. Shouldn’t had Enlisted. Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o, Hail’o, PMC. Queen of Battle follow me. Where
nothing in this world is free. Shouldn’t had Enlisted. Up in the Night Drizzling Rain. I am hit but feel no
pain. Cause within my heart I have no fear. For all I know my God is here. Oh Hail’o, Oh Hail’o, Hail’o,
Hail’o, PMC. Queen of Battle follow me. Where nothing in this world is free. Shouldn’t had Enlisted.

Credits: Gavryel U. Uriarte, Joshua Mabasa, Charlotte Uriarte, Spotify, NICOLE DAN FULIENTE