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[Parte da Brena]
(TEXT ON SCREEN: WHOSE LINE IS IT, ANYWAY?)

(voice off) Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose line it is, anyway?
On tonight’s show, fit as a fiddle, Wayne Brady; The picture of health, Keegan-Michael Key;
looking a little washed out, Colin Mochrie; and code blue, code blue, Ryan Stiles.

Aisha Tyler: And I’m Aisha Tyler, let’s go make some stuff up!
Hey everybody, welcome! Welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points
don’t matter. Now, Got a great show for you tonight, so let’s get started with a game we call
Let’s make a date. This is for all four of our performers, so if you’d like to come on down, please.
Here’s how this game works: Keegan you’re appearing on a dating show, and Ryan, Colin and
Wayne are the contestants that are hoping to be chosen by you for a date. But they’re not the
kind of people that you’d expect or ever want to take on a date anywhere because each of them
has been given a strange characteristic or identity, and you’re going to try to question them
about their suitability for a date and, in the process, guess who they are. So, if you’re all ready…
Keegan, go make a date.

Keegan: Hi, everybody out there, my name is Tammy, I’ve been looking for a man for a long
time and I have no idea why I can’t find one. Bachelor number 1: can you tell me if you were a
flower, what kind of flower would you be?

(TEXT ON SCREEN: FAIRY TALE SULTAN LOOKING FOR A PRINCE TO CARRY HIS
DAUGHTER, PRINCESS COLIN)

Wayne: Hi. The type of flower that I would be, would be one that would be found in a cave of
riches. And speaking of riches, you could have all the riches if you would take this one off of my
hands. For I know that you have been brought by the genie to take her away to your castle.

Keegan: Sexy! Bachelor number two: if you and I were going to go on a date together and you
came to pick me up, what kind of car would you be driving?

(TEXT ON SCREEN: BLACK WIDOW SPIDER WHO MAKES LOVE TO HER MATES AND
THEN DEVOURS THEM)

Colin: I don’t like to drive, I like to be driven. I have a special…

Wayne: Ah yes! She’s worth so much.

Colin: I’m a very sensual being. I love to be caressed. Oh I gotta cut down on men.

Keegan: Bachelor number 3, if we were sitting and having a romantic meal, uh, you know, a
fine dining restaurant, what would be the cuisine?
(TEXT ON SCREEN: EVERYONE RIDING IN SUPERSTAR COLIN’S LIMO)

Colin: Well, it would probably be caviar and fish eggs. We’re out of champagne back here.
We’re out of champagne in the back. Everything all right back here, sir? Baby, I miss you. When
are you coming back? Sir, Joanne’s here.

Aisha: Keegan, do you think you know who everybody is?

Keegan: I think I do. I believe bachelor number 1 is Aladdin.

Aisha: Well, you’re in the right ballpark. What does Alladin want you to do?

Keegan: He wants me to take the genie away…

Aisha: Uh… he wants you to take someone away, not a genie, though.

Keegan: Oh, Aladdin is sick of Jasmine.

Aisha: Yes, You can have it. I’m just gonna give it to you, because… uh… Let’s move on to the
next one. That’s why.

Wayne: So Aladdin is a swinger now?

Aisha: Do you wanna tell him who you are?

Wayne: I’m a sultan trying to marry off my daughter.

Keegan: Ah, Ok.

Wayne: Crystal clear.

[Fim parte da Brena]

[Parte do Mozar]

Keegan: Bachelor number two is a feral tree cat in heat or a really large arboreal tree frog in
heat.

Aisha: No!

Keegan: Wrong!
Aisha: No, but I will give you a thousand points for using the word arboreal. This is your
opportunity to turn things around

Keegan: Ok. I think I’m going over three on this one. I think Ryan is a deranged clown who
works at children’s parties

Aisha: Yes! I’m gonna give it to you, anyway. Five points to whoever can give me a hug at the
end of the show… and not creep me out.

Ryan: So no points.

Keegan: So we’re off.

Aisha: And now we’re going to play a game called Sound effects. This is a game for Ryan and
Collin, so come on down.

Aisha: We’re gonna need to have 2 volunteers from the audience. Hi, what’s your name’s?

Volunteer 1: Sherry

Aisha: Sherry, come on with me, Sherry. You can join the guys up on stage.

Colin: Hello, Sherry, nice to meet you.

Ryan: It’s Jerry?

Aisha: What’s your name?

Volunteer 2: Todd

Aisha: Todd. Come with me, Todd. Go on, stay with the guys.
Todd and Sherry, I’m gonna explain to you how this goes and what I… it’s adorable because
right now it looks like a PTA meeting of high school, doesn’t it? Now, the way this is gonna work
is that Ryan and Colin are gonna perform a scene and Sherry and Todd are going to provide the
sound effects, ok? Sherry, you’re gonna do the sound effects for Colin, and Todd you’re gonna
do the sound effects for Ryan. You’re dressed almost identically. This is gonna work
wonderfully. Your scene is that Dr. Frankenstein, played by Ryan, and Igor, played by Colin, are
working in the lab on the night of a storm and they bring a monster to life just before an angry
mob appears. Take it away.

Ryan: Igor?

Colin: Yes.
Ryan: Is everything set?

Colin: Everything is set, master.

Ryan: Where’s the body? Where’s my monster?

Colin: I’m just going to…

(sound effect: growling)

Ryan: OH here it is

Colin: Oh, there it… yeah.

Ryan: I’m sorry. I didn’t see him, Igor.

Colin: That’s all right.

Ryan: My glasses are…

Colin: Shall I attach…

Ryan: Oh God!

Colin: He’s gigantic

Ryan: Oh, yes, it is.

Colin: And listen…

(sound effect: squeak)

Ryan: Oh…

Colin: I hate that cat!

Ryan: I don’t care.

Colin: I don’t like the cat!

Ryan: Get along with the cat or leave the castle!

Colin: Yes, Master. Shall I attach the electronic…

Ryan: I’ll tell you what to do. Attach the electrodes.

(sound effects: clicking noise followed by a beep)

Ryan: Damn it!

Colin: I hate that cat! I hate that…

Ryan: Look before you do things. All right. The electrodes are attached. Stand back. I’m going
to throw the switch.

(sound effect: a small explosion)

Ryan: Check the wires. Check the fuses.

Colin: It really shouldn’t blow up like this.

(sound effect: grumbling/mumbling noises)

Ryan: He’s starting to come around.

Colin: My God!

Ryan: I think he actually said something.

(sound effect: “Hi” in high pitched voice)

Colin: Perhaps I shouldn’t have put the electrodes on his genitalia.

Ryan: No! Up here on his head! On his head!

(sound effect: zip)

Colin: I shall pull the lever.

Ryan: Did you fix the fuse?

Colin: I fixed the fuse.

Ryan: All right. Hopefully your shock is much louder than mine.

(sound effect: “crank”)

Ryan: You’ve ripped your pants. You’ve ripped your pants again.
Colin: I’ll sew it up later. Are you (...?)

Ryan: Oh God! He’s getting up.

(sound effect: long groan)

Colin: Wait. Where did you get the cow?

Ryan: I don’t know.

(sound effect: a moo)

Ryan: Oh my God! The villagers.

Colin: There’s an angry mob heading this way!

(sound effect: long growling)

Ryan: …off dogs! An angry mob of dogs!

Colin: I’ll get my bow and arrow

Ryan: They’re after my cat.

Colin: Don’t worry, master, I’ll protect us.

(sound effect: whip-like sound)

Ryan: You split your pants, again!

Colin: I know.

Ryan: Don’t do this. This is what’s doing it.

Aisha: Thank you, Todd and Sherry. Give it up for Todd and Sherry.
Don’t go away. We’ll be right back with more Whose line is it, anyway? Right after this.

(TEXT ON SCREEN: WHOSE LINE IS IT, ANYWAY?)

Aisha: Welcome back to Whose line is it, anyway? The show where everything is made up and
the points don’t matter.

Keegan: They don’t matter.

[Fim parte Mozar]

[Parte Luísa]

Aisha: And now let’s play a game called Forward - Rewind, featuring all 4 or our performers.
So, guys, step on down here. Ok. So, guys, you’re going to be acting on a scene, all right? But,
at certain points, we’re going to hear a sound that’s gonna instruct you to either go forward or
rewind the action. Can we hear those sounds, please?

(VOICE OFF: Forward - Rewind)

Colin: Which is which?

Aisha: It’s hard to tell them apart, isn’t it? So your scene is that Wayne and Colin are two
motorcycle gang rivals fighting over sexy bike chick, Ryan. After a while, Ryan is gonna ride in
and try to break them up, and then a crazy homeless guy, Keegan, enters with a shopping cart
annoyed that they’re fighting on his turf.

(voice off): yes!

:
Aisha: Take it away.

Wayne & Colin: (do motorcycles roaring)

(VOICE OFF: Rewind)

Wayne & Colin: (do motorcycles roaring)

(VOICE OFF: Forward)

Colin: Hey, chickening out?

Wayne: I ain’t chickening out nothin’, brother.

Colin: I heard you chickening out.

Wayne: I heard you.

Colin: I heard you.

Wayne: All right. Here we go. Both of us race, then we’ll race for her hand.

(VOICE OFF: Rewind)

Wayne: We’ll race for her hand.

(VOICE OFF: Forward)

Wayne: We’ll race for her hand.

Colin: Hey, beautiful.

Ryan: Hello boys.

Wayne: Hey baby.

Ryan: Hello boys. I understand there’s going to be a fight over me.

Wayne: Hey, baby, look what I’m gonna do.

Colin: I have a jaw of granite.

Ryan: No, no! I meant a fight on your bikes.

Keegan: What the hell!? What the hell!? Be quiet…

(VOICE OFF: Rewind)

(VOICE OFF: Forward)

Keegan: Wait a minute, Dimitri. Don’t say nothing (...) Listen, if you all get off my turf I’ll give you
this diaper only slightly used.

(VOICE OFF: Rewind)

Keegan:only slightly used.

(VOICE OFF: Forward)

Keegan: It's only slightly used.

Ryan: You can’t stop them. They’re racing for me.

Keegan: Well, then, you’re beautiful. I’m gonna race for you as well.

Ryan: I’ll flag everybody down. Ready. Set. Race for me.

(VOICE OFF: Rewind. Back to the top.)

Ryan: You can’t because they’re racing and fighting for me.

Keegan: OK. I’m so crazy. We was going in the reverse. You’re beautiful. I’m gonna race for
you as well. Wait a minute. No. Wait a minute!

Wayne: You want a diaper? You want a diaper?

Keegan: The reason I’m going crazy is because I’m crazy. Slightly used if you all want this
diaper. You got to get off my turf. Check out.

Ryan: No. no.

Keegan: This is what happens. Aisha, when you’re so immersed in character, you can’t… I
understand. I’m getting no points. I get it.

Ryan: I love the looks from the three of us.

Keegan: I was still doing the scene.

Aisha: 3000 points to Colin, Ryan and Wayne for just sticking with it. And 5 points to Keegan
for…

Keegan: For doing my own scene.

Aisha: Don’t go away. We’ll be right back with more Whose line is it, anyway? Right after this.

(TEXT ON SCREEN: WHOSE LINE IS IT, ANYWAY?)

Aisha: Welcome back to Whose line is it, anyway? The show where everything is made up and
the points don’t matter. Now we’re gonna play a game called Greatest hits. And this is a game
for Ryan, Colin and Wayne, with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor on the piano. So what I
need is a suggestion from the audience, ok. Could you guys give me the name of a glamorous
job

(AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT VARIOUS JOB NAMES - HARD TO HEAR WHAT THEY SAY.
EXCEPT FOR TWO OF THEM, “EXTERMINATOR” AND “HAIRDRESSER”)

Aisha: Exterminator is not glamorous. Hairdresser. Hairdresser and the guy who called out
exterminator must be an exterminator. Ok, so, the name of your album is Songs of hairdressers.

Ryan: All right

Aisha: Take it away.

Colin: We’ll be right back to our documentary on methane dealers breaking bad wind in just a
second, but I think we have probably the greatest album we have ever sold to these people.

Ryan: Right. Songs of the hairdresser. I have a feeling I’ll do most of the talking here.

Colin: What?

Ryan: You know, Paul, I love the Cajun people.

Colin: Oh, who doesn’t!

Ryan: Oh without Cajun people we wouldn’t have reality TV. And, you know, there’s so many
Cajun songs and so many about the hairdressing field…

Colin: Oh Cajun!

Ryan: …and this next one's gonna make you squeal like a pig. That caring Cajun hairdressing
hit Blow-dry.

Wayne: We * got some * on it! Won’t you all sing? Listen here, listen here, listen here.
Oh *… My my hair.
Growing fast for you my friend
When it gets wet
Whatcha gonna do? Don’t cry.
All you do, plug it in,
and start to blow-dry.
I’ll go - shhhh - puh
Don’t you go.
Careful of your hairstyle
Get you Afro
Challenge - that is what I say
Plug it in and blow-dry everyday
Oh you
could hairdry

But *** it was

But no, no more shit, dad is no no good

Just plug it in and don’t you try

Don’t put it next to water if you have to blow dry

Blow dry, blow dry

Blow dry, this is what I’m playing,

Blow dry, blow dry,

Oh guarantee to see the blow dry

Merci, merci, merci

Colin: You know, it’s interesting we have so Ryany great artists and usually a lot of them started
with a group and now went on to solo careers…

Ryan: I stopped listening about 10 seconds ago.

Colin: Well, like Beyonce was with the Destiny’s child… well, our next singer, one of my
favorite, started with a group, “Gnarls Barkley”.

Ryan: Gnarls Barkley?

Colin: Yeah, and…

Ryan: Great player, great basketball player

Colin: Yeah-

But since, of course, he’s got on his… doing solo and he’s known, of course: CeeLo! Solo
CeeLo! And oddly he is follicly impaired and yet that did not stop him from doing a song about
hair, because people with hair – although they judge a little too much in my opinion… I’ve had a
normal life, I’ve had sex and everything.

Ryan: We’ kid.

Oh you really have?

Colin: Yeah I have!

But sit back an listen to this great CeeLo interpretation called “No Curls, Flat Scalp”

“No Curls, Flat Scalp”

Wayne: I see your head

Just look at it, shining

People know exactly what I see

You get a little pomade

Putting on the sidin’

Oh maybe you can be just like me

Because all I wanna do is just take it

And turn and make it in tiny tiny tiny curls

All you go to do is listen to me yeah

Curl, you, on your flat head

Now tell me what you want to do

Now you, you got to get curls on the flat head

Yeah, screw you

Yeah curls, on the flat head

Now, how silly do you think that’ll look to you now look at him

Because maybe my curls don’t drop to the side and maybe it don’t walk

But that’s okay cause my pomade it makes my baby hair talk

I got a little jeery curl from 1983 that I want to bring on back

And you see the beauty is you can be sexy if you like me bald and black

I said curly curly, curly side

I got a curly curly side on the flat head, yeah

Got it curly, curls on the side, I got a curly curly on the side of a flat head

Aisha: ???? Right after this on whose line is it anyway

Aisha: Welcome back on whose line is it anyway. We’re * of the side that the winner of tonight’s
show is our lovely and shiny guest star Keegan Michael Key. As a reward, I want you guys to
read out the credits as a tough drill instructor whipping your new recruits into shape.

Thank you for watching and good night!

??: Alright *

I want you to get done and give me twenty Patterson.

You too! Mullville and Brady and Stiles and more Leverson! Get on it! 15!
Jed Leventhall

No you’re not doing it!

Where the hell is Geraldine Dowd and Jed Leventhall-

??: Who’s not in ????

??: shit!

What the hell is that?

Colin: 20 bucks

??: 20- Okay you’re out ***

Where is Sway *?! I want him out to do 20

Colin: Yeah!

Get down you and do 20

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