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Skit Script

The skit revolves around a classroom setting where students are excited about a Barangay event featuring a beauty pageant and a band exhibition. The teacher, Ma'am Villarente, engages with the students about their experiences and encourages them to complete their homework. The skit concludes with the students discussing the previous night's event and the teacher announcing a break from regular classes.
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Skit Script

The skit revolves around a classroom setting where students are excited about a Barangay event featuring a beauty pageant and a band exhibition. The teacher, Ma'am Villarente, engages with the students about their experiences and encourages them to complete their homework. The skit concludes with the students discussing the previous night's event and the teacher announcing a break from regular classes.
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SKIT

1ST SEGMENT – Classroom

(Learners chatting about the Barangay Event happening tonight)

Teacher enters the classroom.

T: Good afternoon, children!

Ls: Good afternoon, Ma’am Villarente! Good afternoon, classmates! Good afternoon,
everybody!

T: What day is today?

L1: (excited) Today is Deped night at Brgy. Pawing, Philippines! Mabuhay!

T: Ahw, kay beauty pageant!

Ls: (unison) Ma’am mayda school band exhibition yana!

Pagkita kita!

Ma-start na ma’am!

Please, please!

(in a loud and excited voice) Ma-start na ma’am!

T: (deep breath) okay, slowly and quietly fall in line, coz we’re going to watch the PCS Band
Exhibition!

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PCS BAND EXHIBITION
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2ND SEGMENT – Back to the classroom

(learners had fun, go inside the classroom, take their seats and begin chatting)

T: Class, how did you find the PCS Band Exhibition?

Ls: (various answers)

L3: (orloks) (enthusiastic) Ma’am mayda niyan salida hin tinggel!

T: Ano nga tinggel??!! Ano ito nga salida? (adlib)

L4: (explaining, nangugugat) Parehos ba hin mga tamsi nga maupay an mga tingog, ma’am ….

T: Ahw, Nightingale!!! Hagiiii, masarit na liwat inin hira… hala sige! Basta, trabahua niyo iyo
mga

homeworks ha? Sige, matugot ako haiyo pagkita hiton nga…ano pa adto nga salida?

Ls: (in unison) PCS Nightingales!

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PCS NIGHTINGALES
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3RD SEGMENT – Classroom

(learners doing seatwork)

T: The first 3 pupils to pass their paper….(annoyed by the noise of the learners, one learner

is doing tiktok dance)

Inaano ka ngani dida? Buot daw! Others are still doing their seatwork!

L5: Ma’am, ma’am! Kay mayda niyan salida kanan kabataan hip-hop ngan folk dance”

-api nak sangkay!

-Ma’am, ma’am, poyde magkita?!

-Ma’am can we dismiss our class early? (adlib englisera nga pupil)

T: Yes, dear…we will let you classmates finish their seatwork first, before I dismiss our class.

Ls: (in unison) Yeheyyyyy!!!

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HIP-HOP DANCE
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4TH SEGMENT

(orlok learners reading DOLCH SIGHT WORDS)

T: (pissed) haruuuyy, di na kamo nagkakaarasya hit pagbasa, amo na iton piniraw pa kamo
pagkinita hit mga kiritaon dida ha barangay, hala, sige utro basa!

(learners read, and mispronounce the words again)

T: (inhale, exhale, nagyamos, nag-walkout) (adlib, adlib pag may time)

Ls: Hala, na-stress hi ma’am…

-Diri na adto hi ma’am mabalik…

-Huyy, pag-praktis na la kita basa…

-Ui tara, panguli na la kita, para makag-kita niyan hin Talent Showdown

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TIKTOK, MODERN, BALLROOM DANCE
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TH
5 SEGMENT
(learners in apologetic mood)
T: (enters room) Good morning, children!
Ls: (unison) Good morning, ma’am!
Ma’am, ma’am, nagpractice na kami pagbasa!
Ma’am, ma’am, ma’am, diri pa gihap maaram hi joy bumasa!
T: Diri it hiya makakauli niyan kun diri makabasa!
L6: Ma’am, Ma’am, mayda kagab.i sumayaw nga mga teachers, ma’am!
An usa ma’am kay an iya face is similiar!
Baga man adto ikaw ma’am, halaba la ngan kurong an buhok!
Ls: ahahahahhaha an padag??

T: Pasagdi la adto hiya ngab maestra kun padag, importante kamo nga makabasa!
Sige, Rosario, repeat after me. The face is familiar!
L7: The fish is similar!
T: Dios esperdonahe…(adlib)
Naduroy pa ini nga heat index! Shortened yana aton klase, aadi an mga modules, pag study
baya
Kamo ha!?
Ls: yehey!!! Magkikita na liwat kami talent show! Promise ,a’am, last na ini!

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PCS CHORALE, MALE SINGERS
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6TH SEGMENT
Ls: (chitchatting about last night’s event)
T: (enters, ignored by the learners)
1, 2, 3 everybody quiet! (dentures fall)
Ls: hala ka, waray ka na ngipon , ma’am!
T: kay mag-aringasa kamo! Hala, pamilnga nyo!
Ls: ma’am, wray gud didi…
T: ta, waray na liwat kita hin klase kay mapahimo aka nay pustiso! 1 week module anay kita!
Ls: yeheeeyyyy!!!!!

-fin

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