The Substance
The Substance
BLACK
The linked sticks soon form a wooden frame shaped like a star
which stands out in the muddy hole of the pavement.
A pink marble slab slides into the golden edges of the wooden
frame... sealing the pink star into the terrazzo pavement
which we now understand to be the famous HOLLYWOOD WALK OF
FAME.
Still in the same static shot with the star in the center of
the frame, workers’ hands come in and out making final
tweaks, then remove the plastic protective film. A broom
sweeps back and forth shining up the now finished star - in
the middle of which the golden inscription proudly stands:
ELISABETH SPARKLE
The flurry of feet around the high heels and the way they
move tells a story of their own: flattery, fawning,
happiness, recognition, ambition, success etc.
Then the young woman's feet and those of the crowd gradually
disappear one by one, just like the camera flashes, which
also grow rare and finally disappear, leaving the static
frame empty and silent, with only the star and its name:
ELISABETH SPARKLE
After a long beat on the star and still in the same shot, a
leaf flies across the screen, the wind brushing it past.
Then the feet of passersby which enter and exit the frame,
walking across the star in a pace that quickens as the days
go by and life carries on.
More and more feet enter and exit. A few marks and scratches
appear on the star, the concrete aging little by little as
time goes by, to the pace of more walking, more pedestrians,
tourists, alternating rain and sun, changing fashions,
pigeons landing on the ground, shopping carts being pulled
over it in an uninterrupted flow of everyday foot traffic.
The star remains in the center, now aged and stained with the
red ketchup:
ELISABETH SPARKLE
Fluorescent leotards.
ELISABETH
I know it’s hard! Walk it back!
That’s great, couple more ladies!
Think about your bikini this
summer! You don’t want to look like
a giant jellyfish on the beach, do
you? So keep moving! Couple more...
we’re almost there... aaand...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
... give yourselves a hand! That
was a GREAT workout!
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
I’ll see you next week to work more
on the lateral abs, those are the
hardest to sculpt. In the
meantime... Take care of yourself!
Nobody inside.
She leans over the sink, splashes water over her face, making
the most of the moment to refresh herself after the physical
effort.
MAN
I don’t care if we have to see
EVERY FUCKING YOUNG GIRL in town in
the next couple of weeks. We need
her YOUNG. We need her HOT. And we
need her NOW.
HARVEY
I mean, how the old bitch has
managed to stay this long in the
first place is a fucking mystery!
(the person at the other
end of the line tries to
say something but is
immediately cut off)
Oscar winner my ass! When was that?
Back in the 30s for KING KONG?!
(he"shakes" himself off)
I don’t give a fuck what we
promised her! This is TV, not a
charity! So find me somebody NEW.
NOW.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Did you know that women’s fertility
starts to decrease from the age of
25?
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Yeah I know...(he chuckles)...How
old is Elisa?
His voice drifts away as the bathroom door slowly closes with
the automatic closing system.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
....Ha ha so hurry up!
She walks very calmly towards a sink, washes her hands slowly
and knowingly, her eyes focused on the water flowing out of
the tap... then she stops the water in one swift gesture.
ELISABETH
The noise of plates and glasses that progressively grows
louder...
FADE IN:
HARVEY
...but it’s like when you’ve got
someone farting on screen...
slurp... People LOVE that! I’d
rather talk about RENOIR or GAUGUIN
but slurp... that’s how it is.
C’est la vie... People are just...
people. And I have to give people
what they want. slurp... That’s
what keeps the shareholders happy.
slurp... And let me tell you
something: people always ask for
something NEW. slurp... RENEWAL is
inevitable. It's nature’s way. You
either RENEW or you disappear.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
At 50, it stops. And that's not me
saying so. That's biology.
ELISABETH
What stops?
A beat.
HARVEY
What?
ELISABETH
What stops?
HARVEY
...? The... you know the... the...
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Anyway! Lots of wonderful things
await you afterwards, you'll
finally have time to enjoy your
private life. Kids, they put a big
smile on your face and you forget
about everything else!
ELISABETH
I don’t have kids.
HARVEY
GEORGE!
(to Elisabeth)
I've gotta run.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
GEORGE!! These ratings are insane!
You’re a fucking genius!
Inside the wine glass, which she's barely touched, the fly is
drowning. It's wriggling all around desperately fighting to
escape this sweet, liquid trap...
DISSOLVE TO:
7 OMITTED 7
CRAIG
TOOTHBRITE is ending your
ambassador’s contract.
ELISABETH
But we just renewed it a month ago!
CRAIG
I know. But they are within their
right to do so considering the
“significant change in your public
notoriety” with the end of your
show...
ELISABETH
So what’s our next move? Maybe a
reality show? Or I was thinking
even a cooking show...or why not
a...
She stops when she sees Craig, visibly ill at ease, wiggling
about in his seat.
CRAIG
Listen... I know this is not the
best moment to tell you this but...
we are forced to cut back on the
number of clients we represent at
the agency and...
...
ELISABETH
“We”? Who is “we”?
CRAIG
Well you know... CRAIG SILVER
MANAGEMENT.
ELISABETH
Sorry what’s your name again?
CRAIG
What?
ELISABETH
What’s your name?
CRAIG
C’mon...Lizzie
ELISABETH
What’s your fucking name?
CRAIG
Craig Silver-
WITH TOOTHBRITE
DOCTOR
Well it’s your lucky day Ms.
Sparkle! We’ve X-rayed you from
head to toe and there’s not even as
much as a cracked molar. So you’re
good to go!
The young male nurse hands him a file. The nurse is wearing a
surgical mask that only allows us to see his piercing eyes of
an extreme azure blue.
DOCTOR (CONT’D)
...vaccinations...ok... not
currently on any medication... By
the way my wife is a huge fan...
blood type... date of birth... oh,
it’s your birthday happy birthd-
ELISABETH
(muttering to herself)
It’s over...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
It’s all over...
DOCTOR
(relieved for the excuse
to get away)
An emergency, I have to run.
Have a good... euh ...bye.
After a long moment, she wipes the tears from her face and is
about to stand u-
ELISABETH
Oh? Didn’t he say I was good to g-
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Is there a problem...?
MALE NURSE
(still focusing on her
spine)
No it’s perfect, you’re a good
candidate.
(catching himself)
I’m mean, you’re good to go.
He goes to the coat rack to take her coa- the coat rack sways
and falls to the floor. Oops, sorry let me get that... he
rummages among the coats and finally picks up her yellow coat
which he places on her lap.
She takes her hand out, holding... a folded paper packet with
something inside. She unfolds it and finds a USB stick, which
she is manifestly discovering for the very first time.
THE SUBSTANCE
She takes a moment to look at the USB stick amidst the racket
caused by the traffic...
MAN
OMG I can’t believe it!
MAN (CONT’D)
...Fred from 10th grade homeroom!
...
She widens her eyes, making us understand that time has not
been kind to him...
ELISABETH
...Oh... Fred...of course...
FRED
Yeah... baldness runs in the family
- no escaping it.
ELISABETH
Oh no, that’s not what I mea...
FRED
You, however, haven't changed!
You’re still the most beautiful
girl in the whole wide world! I’ve
followed your career, what a
success! Wow wow WOW!
FRED (CONT’D)
And the funny thing is my mom used
to buy your toothpaste. So every
time I went home for Christmas, I
would think about you when I
brushed my teeth.
ELISABETH
Oh, that’s...
FRED
She’s dead now.
...creepy.
FRED (CONT’D)
Oh that’s for me. Hey! Why don’t we
go out for a drink some time now
that we’ve “reconnected”?!
ELISABETH
Oh uh... I’m kind of...
FRED
Oh, I’m stupid... of course you’re
super busy...
ELISABETH
(being polite)
But why don’t you give me your
card... you never know!
FRED
Oh! I’m not a “card” type of guy
but...
He rummages through his pockets and takes out a pen and some
sheets of paper with what are visibly medical test results.
FRED (CONT’D)
What do we have here... ok this
will do.
(he scribbles on one of
the sheets)
Please don’t look at my cholesterol
levels, they’re a disaster...
He rips off the end of the paper with his number written on
it... and it flies off and lands in a puddle of mirky water.
FRED (CONT’D)
Oh God...
(clumsily picking it up
and wiping it)
Programmer’s hands... Aren’t much
good away from the keyboard!
FRED (CONT’D)
Now you’ve got it!
Elisabeth plugs the USB stick into her television screen and
sits on the couch.
This is...
The title appears full screen at the same time as the voice
pronounces:
THE SUBSTANCE
A long silent beat over the title.
Two male hands enter the frame and start slowly pulling on a
section of the blu tack ball.
The left hand closes over the left ball making it disappear.
Both hands re-open. Silent beat on the two small balls side
by side.
She then removes the USB stick, heads into the kitchen... and
throws it into the trash can.
BLACK
FADE IN:
It’s late.
She’s alone.
The black lines of mascara running down her cheeks make her
look even more like a sad clown.
Without her.
Her eyes dart back and forth between different objects and
keepsakes lined up on the edge of the window sill. An Oscar
has pride of place among the other statues and awards, framed
photos and souvenirs where we see her smiling surrounded by
various people.
BLACK
CLACK - LOW ANGLE SHOT FROM INSIDE THE TRASH CAN WHICH OPENS
AGAIN- revealing Elisabeth’s face framed by the black can.
She leans over, sticks her hand inside the black bucket...
Elisabeth sits on the side of her bed on the phone, lit only
by the small bedside lamp whose soft glow lights her face.
A moment of silence.
Yes?
ELISABETH
I’d like to... order?
Address?
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
1057 North Beverly Drive.
BLACK
She realizes that she fell asleep on her bed still dressed.
She’s dazzled by the sunlight that floods her bedroom.
She sits up and swings her legs over the side of the bed...
ouch... a major hangover.
She walks down the hallway dragging her feet where A CLEANING
LADY IN HER FIFTIES is running the vacuum.
ELISABETH
Hello Maria.
MARIA
Hello Ma’am.
CUT TO:
She can’t help but take a quick look at the classified ads...
where she discovers the casting call to replace her.
Nice...
CUT TO:
She finally opens the box and starts taking out what she
finds inside. She lays everything out on the table.
ACTIVATOR
(single use/discard after use)
STABILIZER
other self
FOOD FOOD
----------- 7 ----------- 7
----------- 6 ----------- 6
----------- 5 ----------- 5
----------- 4 ----------- 4
----------- 3 ----------- 3
----------- 2 ----------- 2
----------- 1 ----------- 1
---SWITCH--- ---SWITCH---
She slides her hand over her beauty mark with its singular
shape next to her belly button.
Then she takes the tourniquet strap provided with her kit.
Nothing happens.
Still nothing.
She turns away from the mirror and everything suddenly starts
spinning. She falls...
21B BAM! head first against the floor tiles. 21B
...Deforming...
On her back, her skin deforms itself and then starts rippling
like waves, as if something strange were moving inside of
her.
The skin parts in two and lets THE SECOND BODY APPEAR.
BLACK
A long beat.
Of silence.
And darkness.
And suddenly.
... ?
Her POV: She lifts up her hand into her field of vision. The
nerve network is still being constructed making its blue
veins bulge slightly. The edges of her fingernails perspire a
mixture of fluid and blood.
She heads towards the sink and faces the steamed up mirror.
She attempts to focus. She wipes the mirror with her hand to
take the condensation away and discovers... A MAGNIFICENT
YOUNG WOMAN IN HER TWENTIES... perfectly formed... incredibly
beautiful... and young.
She approaches the mirror to look at her eye. She pulls down
her lower eyelid: inside of her iris, traces of yellow
fluorescent pigment are resorbing and forming a few small,
irregular yellow stains.
She slides her hand over her face, her hard nipples, filled
with life... Super hard pointy nipples like when she was
twenty.
She notices that her singular beauty mark is now on her right
breast, while her tummy is unblemished.
She turns to one side, exaggerates the curve of her back upon
which her long hair cascades down... like a Venus emerging
from the water... a creature of almost supernatural beauty.
She looks down... and sees her old self lying on the floor.
The matrix.
The matrix’s back along her spine shows the traces of a slot-
like opening, already half closed.
The needle and thread start suturing the huge wound along her
spine...
FOOD
MATRIX
----------- 7
----------- 6
----------- 5
----------- 4
----------- 3
----------- 2
----------- 1
---SWITCH---
The camera tracks back slowly and reveals them side by side
for the first time together.
23 OMITTED 23
After a while, she turns the light on and gets out of bed.
CUT TO:
She takes a terry towel which she folds in four and gently
places underneath the matrix’s head.
BLACK
FADE IN:
POV FLOOR LEVEL - naked feet come out of the shower and walk
past her former body still in stasis on the bathroom floor; a
few drops of water land on the matrix.
She wraps her bathrobe around her and stands in front of the
mirror. Facing the mirror, her voice is now perfectly clear
and controlled:
NEW-ELISABETH
...HELLO.
Ping.
NewElisabeth brings her hand to her nose and looks at the end
of her index finger, which is blood red.
She opens the little door to the cabinet over the sink and
takes out the kit marked:
STABILIZER
Other self
you stabilise
EVERY DAY
Ping, ping, ping, the drops of blood fall more quickly and
persistently forcing her to react.
She kneels down next to the matrix and gently turns her onto
her side.
The needle all the way in, she clips on the series of
compartmentalized vials (forming a barrel) and pulls lightly
on the plunger... progressively draining a transparent liquid
and filling the individual vials.
Once all the vials are filled, she carefully removes the
needle, unclips the first vial marked DAY 1 and Swik! Gives
herself an intramuscular injection in the thigh.
She then turns into a straddle split position and leans her
torso forward, easily reaching the floor with her nose, arms
extended.
A beat. And the her eyes fall upon the wastepaper basket with
the newspaper thrown by Elisabeth before.
30 OMITTED 30
Her mustard yellow coat pulled tightly around her waist, but
the coat is now too big for her new, thinner and slender
frame, giving her a shapeless silhouette.
CUT TO:
Her long hair undulates in rhythm with her steps. Her walk is
now more assured, swaying.
Establishing shot.
CASTING DIRECTOR
We’ll let you know by next week.
GIRL
Thank you so much... I’m just DYING
to get the part...
A beat.
CASTING DIRECTOR
Too bad her boobs aren’t in the
middle of her face instead of that
nose.
AN ASS, frozen in the same sexy sway, hand on her hip and
wearing the same FLASHY PINK LEOTARD as the mannequin in the
store window... except this time it’s a human ass.
CASTING DIRECTOR
Looks like everything sure is in
the right place this time...
NEW-ELISABETH (O.S.)
I’m...
36 SUE 36
SUE
I’m... SUE.
ZZZZZZZZZZ THE IMAGE REWINDS AGAIN AND GOES EVEN MORE TIGHT
ON HER SPARKLING EYES.
SUE (CONT’D)
...SUE.
HARVEY (O.S.)
WHERE IS SHE ??... WHERE IS SHE ??!
HARVEY (CONT’D)
WHAT...
He takes her hand and makes her spin slowly like a small
figurine.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
...A GORGEOUS...
HARVEY (CONT’D)
...LITTLE ANGEL.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Why on earth did nobody tell me
earlier about your existence? A lot
of people are going to get fired
for that believe me...
HARVEY (CONT’D)
I’ll be brief.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Primo: you’re hired.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Segundo: we want something in your
image: BEAUTIFUL and HAPPY. People
want to be happy.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Tertio : We’re airing in two weeks.
So let’s get to work. I’ll let you
organize everything else with my
assistant....
(he snaps his fingers
several times, as if
trying to remember her
name)
...
HARVEY
(frowning, as if suddenly
disturbed)
...?......? Huh? I don’t have time
for that! Let’s make it Cindy. It’s
shorter. Better. I’ll let you
organize everything else with
Cindy.
As he’s about to get up, Sue holds him back with a gesture.
SUE
Oh... before you go...
HARVEY
Yes princess?
SUE
I just have to mention... a small
scheduling issue.
SUE (CONT’D)
I will need to be out of town every
other week...
(a beat)
...to take care of my mother who’s
very sick.
HARVEY
Listen to me very carefully ‘cause
I don’t think you’ve heard me.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
I WANT YOU for this show. So we’ll
organize around whatever mother,
brother, fucking sick dog or rabbit
you need to take care of.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Gorgeous and with a pure heart.
People are gonna LOVE that!
VIEW FROM INSIDE THE FRIDGE - the door opens revealing the
puncture syringe and five vials - Sue’s hand grabs it.
SUE’S HANDS UNCLIP A NEW VIAL from the syringe barrel and
SWIK! She gives herself an intramuscular injection in the
thigh.
CLACK the empty vial falls into the trash can where there are
now 4 other empty vials.
POV THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE looking out the front door: MARIA
reads the note and looks at the cash in the envelope.
SUE’S MANICURED FINGER lets the peephole cover fall back
down. SHLICK.
CUT TO:
On the floor, the last drops of liquid are sucked from the
matrix’s perfusion bag.
It’s time...
She takes the pipe marked SWITCH and looks at the card that
reads:
YOU SWITCH
She looks at her for a while... She unclips the empty IV bag
from the intravenous tubing... clips on the end of the small
pipe instead... and sticks the needle at the other end of the
pipe into her own arm.
She waits... lightly twists and turns the needle inside her
arm... After a short moment, blood starts to run through the
transparent nozzle on one side, and then the other; blood
starts to circulate between the two bodies.
SMACK! THE TWO BLU TACK BALLS SLAMMED ONE AGAINST THE OTHER
BLACK
46 MOTORCYCLE IMAGERY 46
The small dot grows bigger and bigger... until it takes the
shape of a ghostly motorcycle, like a photographic negative,
which hurtles straight towards the camera lens... the only
audible sound is the heartbeat, growing louder... Ba boom...
ba boom... ba boom... the motorcycle hurtles DIRECTLY AT THE
CAMERA at full speed BaBoommBaBoom AND IS ON THE
VERGE OF EXPLODING AGAINST THE SCREE...
She removes the small pipe from her arm and gets up with
difficulty.
She twists and turns to look at the scar on her back. The
stitches outline a long gash going down her spinal column
from her neck all the way to her tailbone.
She puts on her bathrobe. Tightens the belt around her waist.
So young.
So perfect.
It's the first time that she sees her – that she sees
HERSELF... from the outside.
She takes the second IV bag (FOOD / OTHER SELF) from the
small bathroom cabinet and sticks it into Sue’s arm.
CUT TO:
The two egg yolks sizzling next to one another feel like a
strange reminder.
FROM THE LONG DARK HALLWAY with the doorframe at the very end
leading to the bathroom - we see Sue’s body lying inertly on
the tile floor.
Long silence. Only the small humming noise from the fridge.
In comparison to the energy she had before when she was Sue,
everything now seems very silent and surrounded by a sluggish
cloud.
BLACK
FADE IN:
THE STILL LIVING ROOM BATHED IN SUNLIGHT, with the big poster
of Elisabeth in her blue leotard and imperturbable smile.
She opens it and takes out a big white note card on which is
written:
CUT TO:
The scar tissue has healed. She picks up the surgical pliers
and starts to extract the sutures (slightly painful and
uncomfortable). She twists with difficulty and tries to grab
the stitches one by one.
In the white sink, the black thread looks like spider legs.
She gathers it all, and throws the threads in the trash can.
ELISABETH
Hel...
HARVEY (V.O.)
I need you to come back.
HARVEY (V.O.)
To empty your office. Whenever you
want, no rush. This afternoon?
(without waiting for her
to answer)
Great, See you then!
He hangs up.
54 OMITTED 54
She pulls up her coat collar several times to make sure the
scar isn’t visible.
Establishing shot.
All her photos which once hung like trophies have since been
taken down.
HARVEY
Aaaaahh, there's she is!!! Where
have you been??! We wanted to all
have a drink for your departure -
something big to mark the occasion.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Anyway, I’ve gathered everything
for you, to save time. And we all
chipped in...
(proudly taking a wrapped
gift out of the box)
...we bought you just a little
something to keep you busy...
(MORE)
And before she even has time to answer, he has already left
and disappeared down the hallway.
She steps over Sue and puts a new small cardboard box on the
sink. She opens it to find: two new IV bags and seven new
empty vials clipped together.
She puts them away in the bathroom cabinet and closes the
mirrored door where she sees her reflection staring back at
her.
And the IV bag indicating that there are still 4 more days to
go...
She lightly taps the end of the pen against the table, bored.
Then she gets up and walks into the living room. She
disappears from the frame and after a little while we see the
TV turn on in the background.
BLACK
GROUND VIEW OF THE BATHROOM TILES - The door opens and a beam
of light comes through, shining on Sue lying on the floor.
We can see Elisabeth's feet and the hem of the white bathrobe
standing still in the foreground.
Elisabeth’s feet leave the frame and the door closes again.
BLACK
HER FLAT, MUSCULAR BELLY as she thrusts her hip to close the
fridge door.
Sue walks into the living room and sees that the TV is still
switched on. Her gaze falls upon the large armchair facing
the TV with a slight concave impression in the cushion...
She grabs the remote control, turns off the TV, and glances
at the framed photo of Elisabeth on the wall as if
reprimanding her - Tsk, tsk.
It sounds hollow.
She goes into the bathroom, taps on the other side of the
wall.
BLACK
BOOM!
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BAM! BAM! BAM! The hole widens as Sue keeps hitting the
bathroom wall with the sledgehammer, revealing a dark cavity
behind it; big clouds of dust fly into the bathroom.
She lies motionless under her large framed poster while the
blows from the sledgehammer blare off screen.
CUT TO:
SUE ON THE RIGHT! She turns her head towards the camera.
FLASH!
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
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75B DTTTTTTT the needle of a sewing machine runs up a shiny 75B
fabric at full speed.
CUT TO:
Sue appears and opens it, finding herself face to face with
her NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR (old bachelor in his forties) who
yells at her immediately:
NEIGHBOR
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP THIS
NOIS...
(seeing her)
Oh... I thought it was Ms. Spar...
SUE
(standing in her
doorframe, devastating
smile)
She moved out.
SUE (CONT’D)
I’m the new tenant.
(she stretches her hand
out)
Sue.
NEIGHBOR
(stuttering)
Ovl...Olivr...Ovlir...
SUE
You wanted to complain about
something Oliver?
NEIGHBOR
Oh no! No no... absolutely not...
it’s euh... great to have stuff
going on in the building... I’m
quite handy, if I could help with
my tools... I have a big hammer and
euh... I mean you know... Anyway! I
live right next door, you know
where to find me...
(gesturing to appear
“cool”)
...anytime...Day or...night.
...we follow her, swaying as she walks back down the hallway.
NEW SHOW
coming soon
Sue walks towards the matrix lying in stasis on the floor,
props the I.V bag up on her belly, grabs her by both arms...
77C Inside the empty living room, Elisabeth’s large framed poster 77C
still hanging on the wall is now facing Sue’s publicity
billboard in a bizarre face off.
The new secret wall slides perfectly into the real one,
invisible to outside eyes.
Sue stores the large framed poster she took down next to
Elisabeth inside the little secret room.
BLACK.
...As a big spotlight turns on and throws its full beam on:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
PUMP IT UP
THE SUBSTANCE - May 3rd 2022 - 53 -
...sc 82
With Sue
SUE
Hi everybody! I’m Sue and it’s time
to PUMP IT UP! So here we go!
Once.
Twice.
Ten times.
Thirty times.
The cameramen.
The assistants.
SUE
WOO!! THANK YOU EVERYBODY!
She’s covered in sweat and out of breath, but this time it's
because of the galvanizing effort she's just made with a body
full of hormones and adrenaline.
SUE (CONT’D)
I’ll see you all next week!
SUE (CONT’D)
Oh!
(eyes sparkling)
And in the mean time...
SUE (CONT’D)
... take care of yourself.
HARVEY (O.S.)
Where is she?? Where is she??
PUMP IT UP
with Sue
CUT TO:
CRAIG
I’m Craig Silver, from Craig Silver
management.
(he hands her his card)
...You have so much potential, we
could make great things happen
together.
ALAN
And I’m Alan Weil from WEIL & CLARK
MANAGEMENT.
(he also hands her his
card)
(MORE)
BOB
Bob HASWELL from H&H MANAGEMENT
(agency name TBC)
(new card)
How come you’ve never been on our
radar? We’d be the perfect reps for
you!
Sue looks at the three men who each hold out their card to
her... She ends up smiling at Craig... and takes his card.
SUE
Nice to meet you....
(looking at the card)
...Alan!
She immediately turns her back on the three men, walking away
with a contented smile on her face.
BLACK
FADE IN:
It’s a leather catsuit that she slowly takes out from a big
white rectangular box lying on the bed.
We film up her entire leg, the camera turns around her thigh
and does an EXTREME CLOSE UP on the black and shiny material
as she slips on the ultra tight suit, as if we are an
integral part of the leather – as if the leather was becoming
one with the body, allowing the body to express its full
physical potential.
She throws her blond mane of hair cascading down between her
shoulder blades; we follow down the length of her flowing
locks... then down her buttocks and leg, all the way to her
black stiletto heels which start walking across the white
carpet...
... and finally end their journey on the secret room’s bare
cement floor.
SUE
...I’m not coming back late... so
you just wait for me...
(she tries to spread out
the remaining food inside
the bag)
Don’t eat too fast...
She closes the heavy door and now the only thing visible is
the little square of light from the air duct, through which
we can see the high heels gradually walking away across the
bathroom tiles... then we hear the clack of the light switch,
which leaves us in DARKNESS
CUT TO:
On the wall, we can make out the outline where the old
picture frame has been taken down.
BLACK
FADE IN:
The moon ray on the white wall has moved - time has passed...
SUE
I have to go...
The last drops are sucked up from the I.V Bag. They go
through the perfusion pipe and up into Elisabeth's arm.
A beat.
CUT TO
The sexual tension soars. The man caresses Sue’s crotch with
his hand, brushing his lips over her neck. His tongue slides
up the silky nape of her neck. Sue’s skin tingles with goose-
bumps aroused by all the new sensations bursting inside her.
They kiss more and more greedily... plip ... a drop of blood
falls on the guy’s white t-shirt...
Sue’s hands reach for the man’s trousers... and unbuckle his
belt...
Sue unbuttons his trousers and slips her hand into his boxer
shor...
Plip plip plip plip the drops of blood fall on the man’s
chest at an escalating rhythm...
MAN
Are you alright?
SUE
Give me a minute...
She gets up and we follow her as she hurries into the hallway
with a staggering step BoomBOOMBoomBOOMBoomBOOM
BoomBOOMBoomBOOMBoomBOOM
Sue hunches over the sink as the drops of blood grow more
frequent; her tinnitus blares loudly inside her head, the
pain is unbearable.
MAN (O.S.)
Are you alright?
SUE
YES I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Her foot presses down on the pedal of the trash can - CLACK –
revealing the seven small empty vials at the bottom of the
bucket...
CUT TO:
SUE'S MANICURED HAND clips one of the empty vials onto the
puncture syringe...
She flips the matrix onto her side... AND SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE
BANDAGE on her back...
... AND SHE SLOWLY PUSHES THE LONG NEEDLE into Elisabeth’s
spinal column...
SUE
Just a few more hours...
Once the vial is half full, Sue unclips it and SWIK! Jabs
herself in the thigh, as she does everyday, when it’s her
week.
HER PUPIL DILATES – She closes her eyes for a few moments, as
her body absorbs the shot... She can hear her heartbeat
slowing down, the ringing in her head abates...
CUT TO:
The man opens his eyes and Sue is once again straddling him,
like an apparition, very close to his face.
MAN
Mmmm...
(needing a moment to
reconnect)
...what did you do? You seem even
more beautiful than befor-
INSIDE THE DARK ROOM - Elisabeth's limp and heavy thigh lies
still on the cold tiles.
SPLOTCH!
108 INT. SECRET ROOM - DAY 108
She looks confused when she discovers... the small empty vial
on the ground next to her... and the second perfusion bag
which has already been emptied half a notch’s worth.
She clips it onto Sue’s arm and she goes into the bathroom.
She puts her bathrobe on. A glance in the mirror: she looks
dreadful... and she has an enormous hangover. She touches her
back, it’s a bit sore.
She walks down the hallway dragging her feet. It’s day now. A
beat as she discovers... Sue’s clothing strewn on the floor:
her boots... her leather catsuit... her lingerie... They make
a trail down the hallway all the way to the bed, which we see
from afar: unmade, rumpled sheets attesting to a night of
lovemaking.
She makes her way to the living room where she discovers the
aftermath of the evening’s festivities: half-empty glasses,
full ashtrays...
...her finger.
She turns around and hurries into the bathroom, runs the cold
water in the sink and puts her index finger under the faucet.
She scrubs and scrubs her finger, but to no avail, the
deformation is still there.
She lowers the back of her bathrobe and twists around, trying
to see the reflection of her back in the mirror.
She closes her eyes a moment, her hand clinging to the sink’s
edge, with this deformed finger that stands out against the
white porcelain.
Bri-ing...Bri-ing..
PUMP IT UP
Bri-ing...Bri-ing
Yes?
ELISABETH
Yes hi...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
(clearing her throat.)
This is Elisabeth Sparkle.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...on Beverly drive?
Still nothing.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...I am uh...
(hesitant)
...503?
Yes.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Yes... Hi...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Listen... there has been a
slight...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...misuse... of The Substance...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
A few extra hours were...
accidentally used...causing...
(a beat)
...an alteration.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
So... what’s the procedure to
reverse it?
What has been used on one side is lost on the other side.
A beat.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
No, but, listen I don’t know what
she was thinking she was drunk
obviousl-
Elisabeth closes her eyes, tensing her face to try and put
her thoughts in order.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Right...
A beat.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
But I can’t even remember what
happened during the extra time! So
there should b-
Disgusting.
She goes to the picture window, rips off the post-it note.
She crumples the post-it into a ball, which she throws into
the garbage.
She takes the trash bag out of the can and triple knots the
ties.
VIEW FROM INSIDE THE TRASH CAN AS IT OPENS - she throws the
trash bag inside, covering the camera and thus creating
DARKNESS
She gargles, spits and puts the toothbrush back in its glass.
She picks up her night cream in a well-rehearsed ritual.
She puts the cover back on the jar of cream and is about to
put it back in place on the shelf... when she stops... she
looks at the jar and focuses on the inscription:
ULTIMATE YOUTH
Intensive regenerating night cream
She slowly unscrews the jar top and stares at the glossy
white cream inside...
With her other hand she searches through the small cabinet
and takes out a crepe bandage, which she wraps and knots
around the cream-covered finger.
She looks in the mirror and shuts off the light : BLACK
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
THE HAND WITH THE BANDAGED FINGER spreads out over the sink.
She turns on the faucet and soaks her finger in the stream of
water to dissolve the white crust.
Elisabeth’s eyes fill with emotion which she does her best to
channel as she tries to wrap her mind around this excrescence
that is eating away at her hand.
Her hand starts shaking, betraying how upset she really is.
Her last hopes - that she knew were in vain - are swept away
for good.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
SUE
“In the meantime... Take care of
yourself!”
Overwhelmed.
She looks up: behind the turned-off TV, the billboard of SUE
staring back at her through the glass window, smiling with
all her pearly-whites:
PUMP IT UP
It's as if she were cornered from all sides.
BZZZZ
She jumps at the sound of the front door buzzer.
BZZZZ BZZZZ
HER GNARLED FINGER opens the peephole cover, and she looks
through it:
The neighbor.
BZZZZ BZZZZZZ
Go the fuck away, egg head...
BZZZZZZZZZZZ
OLIVER (O.S.)
Sue?
NEIGHBOR (O.S.)
It’s Oliver...
A beat.
A long silence.
CUT TO:
Her hand against the wall for support, letting the water flow
down her body, as she stares at the ground, lost in her
thoughts, as if she were trying to regain her footing.
She thinks she hears a slight noise behind her. She turns
around. Scans the lobby. No one.
WAITRESS (O.S)
What can I get you?
Startled, she jumps and looks up: a SEXY WAITRESS with a name
tag that reads ALLISON is staring at her, notepad in hand.
ELISABETH
(random)
Uh...a...mocha latte.
ELISABETH
Excuse me?
MAN
Seven days...
MAN (CONT’D)
I know what “these weeks” feel
like...
ALLISON (O.S.)
Whipped cream?
ELISABETH
Uh...yes...
PZZZZZZZZZZT
She watches the man from the corner of her eye as he picks up
the menu to order. His wallet, which was on top of the menu,
falls to the ground. As he leans over to pick it up,
Elisabeth glimpses on the nape of his neck... the beginning
of a thick pink scar similar to her own, which disappears
under his shirt collar... He gathers up all the credit cards
that have scattered on the floor: among them is a white
plastic card with 207 on it. He puts it away in his wallet
and sits back up.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...Did you follow me here?
MAN
I was just curious to see how
things were going for you... And
actually I wouldn’t be against a
little bit of company... It’s just
good to... talk to someone... you
know. Each time you feel a little
more lonely... don’t you think?
ELISABETH
I don’t know what you’re talking
about. I’m fine, thank you.
Everything is fine.
She turns her back to him and tries to make it look like she
is engrossed in her coffee.
MAN (O.S.)
It gets harder each time to
remember that you still deserve to
exist...
MAN (CONT’D)
(muttering to himself)
He should-
(SMACK! He slaps himself,
almost like a tic)
I should never have given it to
you. But he’s so (SMACK!
Another)...shallow and
superficial!!
MAN (CONT’D)
...eating away at you?
MALE VOICE
Fuck! Watch out!
TROY
WHAT?... You wanna mug shot?!?
TROY (CONT’D)
HEY! MOVE!
She stays for a long while this way, trying to channel all
the thoughts and feelings jostling in her brain...
CUT TO:
She opens different boxes and finally finds the one she is
looking for: a box filled with her handbags. She shakes the
bags upside down one after the other making the various
forgotten objects fall out... coins, parking tickets, chewing
gum... Ah! She finally finds what she is looking for: the
torn piece of crinkled paper with FRED’S number on it.
FRED
You are still the most beautiful
girl in the whole wide world!
PUMP IT UP
CUT TO:
She dials the number. We hear the sound of the line ringing
and after a beat someone picks up.
FRED (O.S.)
Hello?
ELISABETH
(forcing a cheerful tone)
Hi Fred, it’s Lizzie!
Silence.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...Lizzie from tenth grade
homeroom?
Silence again.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...hello?
FRED
Sorry, I’m in shock... wow wow wow!
FRED (CONT’D)
I thought I would never hear from
you again after sharing my dumb
toothpaste story...
ELISABETH
Oh no...not at all, it’s just that
I’ve been very... busy lately...
A beat.
FRED
I heard about your show... how are
you dealing? It must have been so
difficult...
ELISABETH
(faking confidence)
Oh no...You know, I kinda provoked
it in a way... I felt like.. I’d
seen and done it all... I needed to
move on.
FRED
Oh... that’s good to hear... so
what are you up to now?
ELISABETH
I... I’m traveling... A lot. It’s
great - there is so much to see!
One day here, the next there...
it’s a tad exhausting, though...
FRED
Oh wow...what an exciting life! I
envy you.
A beat.
ELISABETH
So... I happen to be in town for a
couple of days and... I thought
maybe we could...
(moves her arm in a
gesture of self-
encouragement)
... go out and grab a drink? Or for
a walk, or... you know, the little
things that make life matter.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Hello?
FRED
Sorry I’m in shock again.
FRED (CONT’D)
Like...to-
ELISABETH
Tonight is perfect!
A beat.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Oh...did you mean tomorrow?
Clearly.
FRED
Euh...Tonight is fine as well. I
can book Luigi’s at 8?
ELISABETH
8 at Luigi’s it is! See you
tonight!
She hangs up. Her eyes are shining, cheeks are flushed, like
a teenager who has been asked out on her first date.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
She slips on long black satin gloves that hide her problem
finger and add a touch of glamour.
For the first time, in a very long time, she seems to like
herself again.
She finishes putting on her make-up and checks the clock. She
grows increasingly nervous as the time to meet her date
approaches.
She tidies her hair and flashes a smile in the mirror - the
lipstick is becoming to her smile. Good.
She suddenly has the impression that her entire face has just
sagged.
A beat.
More blush.
Good.
CUT TO:
She walks down the hallway, grabs her coat and handbag...
searches for her keys... sees them on the table in the living
room. Walking over to the table she looks up and her eyes
fall upon... the huge billboard outside.
PUMP IT UP
A suspended moment standing face to face with Sue’s gigantic
overly-sexualized body:
CUT TO:
And the lipstick is all wrong. She takes it off and puts on
another.
Ok.
She checks the clock, this time she really needs to get
going.
Good...
BLACK
She tries to stay strong... her eyes shut tight to not see
her reflection as her hand approaches the doorknob...
CUT TO:
Disgusting.
She uses a cotton pad to wipe the lipstick off her face with
a slow and harsh gesture, smearing it onto her cheek like a
bloody gash.
FADE IN:
POV FROM INSIDE THE REFRIGERATOR - THE DOOR OPENS: we see the
bathrobe standing in front of the shelves filled with food.
Not moving.
FADE IN:
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
CUT TO:
THE SHOWER HEAD SPITS OUT its powerful stream of water on...
SUE.
The pleasure she exudes being back inside her body, enjoying
her shapely self that awakens with the hot water.
She waits a moment... then runs her palm over her butt,
pressing on the area again... but everything is all right.
CUT TO:
She grabs her clothes, sits on the bed - and SPRINGS BACK UP
immediately like a jack-in-the box. She felt something.
She brushes her fingers over her butt cheek and stands in
front of the bedroom mirror, contorting herself to look at
her buttock... but no, there is nothing. She stands in front
of the mirror for a long while to check. Everything is ok.
Impeccable.
A last glance at her ass to make sure she looks all right.
Perfect.
The assistants.
SUE
(big smile)
Ready!
Cameras on - recording.
SUE
Hi everybody! I’m Sue and it’s time
to pump it up! Are you ready? LET’S
GO!
SUE (CONT’D)
Come on now... STEP! STEP!
SUE (CONT’D)
NOW SQUEEZE THOSE BUTT MUSCLES and
SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!
Sue runs her hand over her butt to show the movement.
SUE (CONT’D)
SQUA...
SUE (CONT’D)
I... I thought that...
She slides her hand over her butt cheek and discreetly looks
at it.
There’s nothing.
SUE (CONT’D)
Sorry I... something distracted me.
Sue anxiously slides her hand once again over her butt cheek -
everything is okay.
3...2...1
Recording:
SUE
Hi everybody! I’m Sue and it’s time
to pump it up! Are you ready? Let’s
go!
Once again she puts her hand on her butt cheek to show the
muscle she is working.
SUE (CONT’D)
AND SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!
SUE (CONT’D)
Come on now, KEEP IT UP! KEEP IT
UP!
SUE (CONT’D)
And bend over, head between your
legs!
She bends over and sticks her head between her legs...
Schlurrrp The bulge reappears, distorting her butt.
SUE (CONT’D)
(increasingly stressed
out)
I’m sorry... I... skipped a step.
FLOOR RUNNER
(to Sue)
Can I get you something? Water?
SUE
No, I’m fine, let’s get right back
to it!
(motivating the troops and
herself)
Ok, third time’s a charm, this is
it!
Recording.
SUE (CONT’D)
Hi everybody! I’m Sue and it’s time
to pump it up! Are you ready? Let’s
go!
Sue turns and sees that it’s the camera... that is just
behind her ass.
Sue keeps her back close to the wall so that nobody can see
her ass in case the bulge returns.
SUE
Can I have my dressing gown?
SUE’S ASSISTANT
...sorry it’s in your dressing
room...
SUE
(in a burst of anger)
Well, then GO GET IT!!!
Sue’s assistant finally returns with her cover up, which she
throws on nervously before suddenly rushing down the hallway.
SUE (CONT’D)
I need a 5-minute break.
We follow her as she walks with a hurried step down the long
hallway.
She lightly presses on the bulge and realizes that she can...
move it... she pushes and palpates all around it... and with
a small suction noise the bulge starts slowly moving under
her skin - up her buttock and towards her waist.
...the fatty lump moves slowly under her skin towards her
waist...
As the bulge approaches the skin under her belly button, she
starts to see something in the center of her belly button...
a sort of... like the end of a... she sticks her two fingers
into her belly button to try and grab... sticking her fingers
further in, she spreads apart the sides of her belly button
in order to dig deeper to try and grip the end of whatever it
is... she grabs the end and starts to pull it out...
discovering little by little... an oblong shape that she
slowly extricates... it’s a...
CHICKEN DRUMSTICK...
...ROASTED...
dripping with grease that she
slowly extracts from her belly
button with an icky slimy
sound:SLUUURPUH!!!!
AND HER BELLY BUTTON CLOSES BACK UP
LIKE AN ANUS WITH A SUCTION NOISE!!!
FUCK!
...as she goes down the corridor.. Entering the living room
she stops... and stares at something that is right in front
of her.
Close up low angle shot that shows the anger rising in her
harsh eyes...
Sue abruptly grabs the plate and walks out of the living
room.
LOW ANGLE SHOT FROM INSIDE THE TRASH CAN WHICH OPENS
revealing Sue’s face. She throws all the leftovers down - the
chicken bones and the chicken rain down and cover the camera.
BLACK
CUT TO:
As she sticks the long needle into her back to fill seven new
vials, her eyes focus on details of Elisabeth’s body...
Flabby.
CUT TO:
THE GREEN PALM TREES that pass by like KNIVES SKEWERING the
BLUE sky.
Yes?
SUE
THIS BALANCE IS NOT WORKING!
SUE (CONT’D)
Why do we have to keep it even?! I
mean, we clearly don’t have the
same needs! I barely have the time
to enjoy myself while SHE wastes
seven days STUFFING HER FACE in
front of the TV!
CUT TO:
SUE
Hello everybod...
NO ONE IS THERE.
SUE (CONT’D)
What’s happening? Where is
everybody?!
STAGEHAND
The taping has been cancelled.
SUE
What?! Why?
FLOOR RUNNER
Harvey wants to see you in his
office - immediately.
SUE
I... I’ll go change and-
FLOOR RUNNER
He said NOW.
The three men in suits are there, staring at her. One of them
is sitting on the couch. Another is leaning on the corner of
Harvey’s desk. The third stands by the plate-glass window.
HARVEY
We’ve discovered your little
secret.
Dead silence.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
I couldn’t believe MY EARS!
(staring right into her
eyes)
ELISABETH SPARKLE?!!
SUE
Listen I-
HARVEY
You can’t actually be living in ...
(weird grin)
..ELISABETH SPARKLE’S APARTMENT??!
Sue’s face...
HARVEY (CONT’D)
It’s too much of a coincidence! I
sack her and BAM! Here she is again
trying to stick her foot right back
in the door!
(he chuckles)
SUE
Uh...yes we...we briefly met when
she was moving out of town... she
asked me if I was looking for a
place to rent... which I was so...
there you have it.
Silence.
HARVEY
Oh she left town?... where did she
go?
A beat.
SUE
Uh... ... Costa Rica I think.
A long silence.
SUIT #1
It’s great for taxes.
Silence.
HARVEY
ANYWAY! That’s not why I wanted to
see you.
(suddenly very serious)
I’m going to get straight to the
point: we can’t keep you on the
morning show.
SUE
But WHY?? I’ve j-
HARVEY
Ratings are through the roof.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
We started at 42. We’re now at...
(he gestures to one of the
men)
SUIT #2
216.
HARVEY
That’s phe-no-me-nal. We’ve never
seen such figures in all the
network’s history! PEOPLE LOVE YOU!
THEY ADORE YOU!
HARVEY (CONT’D)
That’s why we’ve decided we want
you to host... THE NEW YEAR’S EVE
SHOW.
A beat.
SUE
...you mean... The...
HARVEY
...network’s biggest show! 50
million viewers... LIVE. You can’t
get any higher ...
(MORE)
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Anyway, I’m taking a huge gamble on
you and these men can tell you I
talked you up to the shareholders
‘til my last drop of saliva,
convincing them this is the way to
go. It’s going to be intense. We
have only a few months to pull it
off, but I know we can do it.
(to Sue)
So? What do you say?
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Are you in?
BLACK
A long moment on Sue who looks inside the room with shiny
eyes...
Then she walks into the secret room and slowly kneels down
behind Elisabeth’s back.
SUE
If you don’t open the door when
opportunity knocks, you won’t get
another chance...
AND SHE SLOWLY PUSHES THE LONG NEEDLE into the puncture
site...
SUE (CONT’D)
You of all people know this...
BLACK
A long silence.
SUE
Just one more. Then I have a week
off, and we can switch.
BLACK
A long beat...
She takes off the bandage - there’s a little pus oozing from
the puncture site, which is now infected.
(there are more and more empty vials strewn across the floor)
She clips on an empty vial.
SUE
I’ve got some amazing news...
(kneeling behind her)
We are doing the cover of Vogue!
She fiddles with it, making circular movements to try and dig
a way through the inflamed flesh on Elisabeth’s back.
SUE (CONT’D)
It’s just one more day, it’s not a
big deal...
BLACK
FADE IN:
THE EMPTY, STILL BATHROOM, where we can only see the door to
the secret room open ajar.
Nothing moves.
A long silence.
ELISABETH (O.S.)
NOOOOOOO.....
CUT TO:
THE SHOWER HEAD SPITS OUT its powerful stream of water on...
The water falls on her back where the swollen and infected
red area around the puncture site has grown larger, her spine
stooped by her vertebrae’s twisted alignment.
ELISABETH
Not a big deal??....THIS IS NOT A
BIG DEAL?????!
Bri-ing, Bri-iiing...
162 INT. KITCHEN - DAY 162
Bri-ing Bri-iiing
On top of the table is the Vogue issue with SUE, ALL SMILES
ON THE COVER:
Bri-ing Bri-iiing
Yes?
ELISABETH
SH-SHE D-DID IT AGAIN!!!!
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
The...the...GROWTH... - cause if
I’m the matrix what came out of me
can only be called the GROWTH! THE
GROWTH didn’t respect the balance.
AGAIN. SHE’S STEALING MORE AND MORE
TIME FROM ME completely
disregarding the consequences. She
is irresponsible! She is totally
short sighted! Sh-SHHA-SHHA...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...SHHHHALLOW AND SUPERFICIAL!!!!!
A beat.
If you don’t want extra time you simply have to stop taking
it.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
...Stop?
You are the Matrix. Your other side depends on you to survive
but you don’t. If you are not satisfied, you can put an end
to the experience whenever you want, and go back to being
just you on your own.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Will...will everything return to
what it was before? I mean... as I
was before?
A beat.
Her eyes fall upon her horrifically aged leg... then look
beneath her bathrobe, towards what we imagine must be left of
her breasts...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
NO!...no no no...I don’t want to
stop...
(she pulls the fabric of
her bathrobe tighter
around her body)
I can’t stop... I can’t stay LIKE
THIS... SHE has to- (She gives
herself a SMACK!)...“I” have to-
(SMACK! Another slap!) THE BALANCE
HAS TO BE RESPECTED!!
So respect it.
A beat.
ALAN (V.O.)
SUE!! Holy fuck?! Are you sitting
down? Please go sit!
She lets herself fall back down into the chair like a sack of
potatoes.
ALAN (V.O.)
Are you ready to hear this? Ok this
is huge. TOM GRANT wants you in his
next movie! YES, YOU HEARD ME
RIGHT. TOM FUCKING GRANT. He saw
you on the Vogue cover this morning
and he’s DYING to meet you. CALL ME
AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK.
A beat.
ELISABETH
STOP IT!
SLAP! Another.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
YOU HAVE TO STOP IT!
SLAP!
SMACK!
SLAP!
SHE HITS HER HEAD REPEATEDLY WITH HER FISTS AS THOUGH THAT
WOULD MAKE THE MESSAGE ENTER HER BRAIN ONCE AND FOR ALL.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT...
BLACK
FADE IN:
She tries to get up but her aged leg won’t straighten... she
is stuck in the big armchair.
She does as best she can to push her deformed body to get up -
her dowager’s hump is larger and painful, and there’s a stain
made by the oozing pus on her bathrobe in the area of the
puncture site.
She limps all the way to the bookcase, leaning on the shelves
to catch her breath, as though she had just run a marathon.
HARVEY
To keep you busy. It’s French. My
wife swears by it!
On the cover is a very hefty looking CHEF WITH RED CHEEKS and
a great big smile.
She has to get very, very close to the page to see it as her
vision has gotten much worse. She leafs through the pages of
recipes accompanied by full-size pictures of the dishes:
AUBRAC ALIGOT
FADE IN:
TV HOST
...that’s right!...You popped up on
our screens out of nowhere like a
tornado. I think no one was really
prepared for this whirlwind...
TV HOST
It all started with the morning
show... rumor has it that you are
up for Tom Grant’s next movie...
and ...just a minute... I’m just
being told that you have been
chosen to host the NEW YEAR’S EVE
SHOW!! Can you confirm this?
SUE
Yes that’s right.
TV HOST
WOW WOW WOW THIS IS BIG NEWS! I
can’t wait to find out what you are
cooking up for us!
TV HOST (CONT’D)
So tell us a little about yourself.
Where are you from? How did you get
discovered?! I want - WE want to
know EVERYTHING!!
SUE
(playing demurely with the
audience)
Oh, there’s not very much to tell,
really... I’m just a girl from a
very small town in... Indiana.
SUE (CONT’D)
I’m sure you’ve never heard of
it... in fact, it’s not even a
town... I’m not really sure you
could even call it a village... A
farm perhaps? (She laughs with the
public).
Elisabeth mocks Sue’s shrill laugh while she deglazes the pan
in a CLOUD OF SMOKE HISSSSSSSS
SUE (CONT’D)
...But for as long as I can
remember, it has always been my
dream to be on screen...
ELISABETH
MY dream!
SUE
...as a child I used to put on
shows for my family...
TV HOST
How sweet... So everyone is aware
that you replaced Elisabeth Sparkle
and no doubt about it you stepped
in, turned up the volume and ROCKED
THEIR WORLD! (the audience cheers)
Were you a fan of her show?
SUE
Well, I can’t really say I actually
watched her show because... well
you do know that we’re not exactly
the same generation... (everybody
laughs)
SUE (CONT’D)
...And you have to admit that it
was a bit old fashioned - Jurassic
Fitness really - it needed a
change...
ELISABETH
“Jurassic fitness”...
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
I’ll fucking show you Jurassic
fitness.
SUE
...But my mother was a huge fan of
hers. Every morning, rain or shine,
“Sparkle your life” was on TV.
SUE (CONT’D)
So in a way I grew up with her -
whether I liked it or not!
(laughter from the audience)
I guess that’s why I can say we
have some sort of connection.
ELISABETH
“Some sort of connection?!”
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
Without ME YOU DON’T EVEN EXIST!!!
TV HOST
Goodness yes, and WHAT A CHANGE!
TV HOST (CONT’D)
...And now for our final question,
the one we ask each and every one
of our guests...Would you share one
of your little beauty secrets with
us?
TV HOST (CONT’D)
One little trick of yours that
helps you look so incredibly
stunning! I mean just look at you!
SUE
Oh... let me think...
ELISABETH
SAY IT!
TV HOST
(as an aside)
We won’t tell anyone... (laughter
from the audience)
ELISABETH
SAY IT!!
(facing the tv, opening
her arms in a wide
exaggerated gesture,
waddling back and forth)
Go ahead, show them your little
secret!
SUE
I guess it’s that I just try... to
be myself... to be sincere and
grateful for all that I have and to
alway-
THE VISCOUS YELLOW YOKE AND BLOOD RED PULP DRIP DOWN OVER
SUE’S PEARLY WHITES.
ELISABETH
“I just try to be myseeeeelf... to
be sinceeeere and graaatefuuuuul
for all that I haaaaave...”
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
YOU’RE TAKING IT FROM ME!! That’s
your secret!! YOU’RE TAKING IT ALL
FROM ME!!
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
STOP IT!
SMACK! Another
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
STOP IT!
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
YOU HAVE TO STOP IT!!!
CUT TO:
ELISABETH
(pleading, in a whisper,
over and over again)
Stop it stop it stop it you have
to...
CUT TO:
SUE (O.S.)
(HOWLING)
...CONTROOOOOL YOURSELF!!!
SUE’s harrowing howl which echoes all the way to the over-
sized living room that we now discover in daylight.
A savage wreckage.
SUE (CONT’D)
I can’t go back inside her...
POV FROM INSIDE THE SECRET ROOM - Sue’s feet going back and
forth, carrying a variety of containers, glass jars and empty
bottles that she gathers in the room.
SUE (O.S.)
I just can’t...
SUE (CONT’D)
Fat...
With her foot, she pushes her over onto her side in order to
reveal the inflamed, swollen, pus-oozing puncture wound.
SUE (CONT’D)
Old...
SUE (CONT’D)
Disgusting.
She violently stabs the needle into her back and starts
draining the fluid...
Draining...
Draining...
She fills up the glass jars and bottles one after the
other...
BLACK
FADE IN ON
170 A TV COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW YEAR’S EVE SHOW (6 MONTHS LATER) 170
Tomorrow 9PM don’t miss Sue and her crew for an unforgettable
New Year's Eve Show!!
CUT TO:
STYLIST
...And there you go...I just have
to take it in a bit here and here,
otherwise we are all set for
tomorrow.
HARVEY
The dress is WONDERFUL!! IT’S
PERFECT! A real princess!
HARVEY (CONT’D)
And I was thinking... all the other
dancers could have feathers
sticking out of their asses.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Well not "literally" in their
asses... You know more like just
above the... rump... like a tail...
you know. It's New Year's Eve!
People want to have fun. They want
joy. Happiness. Feathers are
joyful. They’re fun.
STYLIST
Otherwise I planned on using lemon-
colored short-shorts...
HARVEY
Feathers are more fun.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Ok everybody out! Everybody needs
to rest up for tomorrow!
(to Sue)
And especially you! You get your
beauty sleep!
BREAK A LEG!
BOYFRIEND
You coming to bed?
SUE
(smiles serenely at him)
Yes, I’ll be right there.
Then she calmly walks towards the bathroom (we can tell that
this is a well-rehearsed routine), starts taking off her
makeup as she enters the secret room (where we catch sight of
hundreds of shriveled up IV bags and empty vials littering
the floor like a junkie’s den).
After a while she comes out with the syringe in which there
is only a little thick brownish disgusting-looking fluid...
what the fuck?!
Bri-ing... Bri-ing...
Bri-ing... Bri-ing...
Bri-ing... Bri-i...
Yes?
SUE
(whispering)
Yes! Oh my god, thanks! This is an
emergency... there is no more
stabilizer fluid!
Silence.
SUE (CONT’D)
Hello?!
Silence
SUE (CONT’D)
(in a screaming whisper)
...IT’S FUCKING 503!
Yes.
SUE (CONT’D)
I’m telling you this is urgent!!
There’s no more stabilizer fluid!
A beat.
SUE (CONT’D)
What do you mean...“the end?”
A beat.
SUE (CONT’D)
SO JUST TELL ME HOW TO DO IT!!!!
I NEED TO STABILIZE MYSELF RIGHT
NOW!!
SUE (CONT’D)
Ex-cu-se me?
SUE (CONT’D)
No no no no, I can’t...
(disgusted)
...“switch”.
SUE (CONT’D)
AND ESPECIALLY NOT NOW!!
Ping, ping, ping, the bleeding is even worse, SUE’S POV : THE
IMAGE GROWS DARKER AND HER EYESIGHT BLURS... She tries to
regain her balance, reaching for a chair, but she misses and
falls heavily to the ground.
SUE (CONT’D)
No no no... PLEASE I JUST NEED ONE
MORE DA-
BOYFRIEND
Sue?
CUT TO:
And suddenly
CUT TO:
The man sits on the side of the bed, not sure what he has
just heard.
BOYFRIEND
Babe?
A beat.
BOYFRIEND (CONT’D)
Are you alright?
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
BOYFRIEND
Stressed out about tomorrow?
The man is about to reach the door and walk into the bathroo-
BOYFRIEND (CONT’D)
Sue? Is something wrong?
(he sees a few drops of
blood on the carpet)
...a little cranky because of your
lady business?
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR the shot pulls back along a
decrepit hand pushing against the door with all its
diminished strength... the camera pulls back further along a
bony and wizened arm... down a saggy breast that hangs like
an old washcloth... arriving at a big deformed dowager’s
hump, going down a flabby, wrinkled and MILDEWED buttock,
pulling out more to discover Elisabeth’s entire decrepit
hunchbacked figure like a Gollum, leaning back on the door
with all her might.
BOYFRIEND
Sue?!
(knocking at the door)
Sue open the door - it’s not funny
I need to take a piss!
She turns her head towards the mirrored cabinet over the
bathroom sink... it reflects a puny, wizened, dreadfully
wrinkled old woman...
HER.
ELISABETH
GET OUT!! GET THE
FUCK OUT OF
HERE!!!!
(an enormous wet cough filled with phlegm)
BOYFRIEND
WHAT THE FUCK....
Who’s this? Who the fuck is this?!
ELISABETH
(starts pounding on the
door, screaming)
LEAVE ME
ALONE!!!!!!!!
(MORE)
BOYFRIEND
What the fuck!?
Yes?
ELISABETH
THIS IS 503 I WANT TO
STOP!!
A beat.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
I FUCKING WANT TO
STOO OOOOOOP !!!!!!!
The words are roared as though her guts were about to spill
out of her mouth.
A beat.
We’ll deliver.
ALAN (V.O.)
HEY HEY HEY! HOW IS MY STAR TODAY?
READY FOR THE BIG NIG...
ELISABETH
She’s not here. She’s gone. This is
over.
ALAN (V.O.)
What do you mean she’s gon...
ELISABETH
THIS IS OVER SHE’S NOT COMING
BACK!!!!
BAM! SHE HURLS THE PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM.
At the very moment that she steps into the hallway outside
her front door, her neighbor’s door opens as if half-stalking
her.
NEIGHBOR
How about we g-
ELISABETH
FUCK OFF!
She hurtles down the stairs like a lunatic while the neighbor
immediately scurries back inside his apartment, bolting his
door shut.
THE BLINDING LIGHT OUTSIDE. ALL THE EXTERIOR STIMULI ARE LIKE
A PHYSICAL AGGRESSION.
CUT TO:
Elisabeth drags her into the living room right into the
picture window’s full light.
She brutally tears apart box 503 with her old, shaking hands
and takes out: A BIG WHITE NOTECARD which reads:
With the note card is a small vial filled with a black liquid
marked “TERMINATION” for an intra-cardiac injection.
She touches the spot where the needle needs to go into Sue’s
heart.
Holding the syringe, she lifts up her arms high above her and
is about to...
Her eyes are more and more focused on Sue's chest going up
and down peacefully...
But the voice inside her skull rings out even louder...
Ba boom………………………………………………ba boom…………………………………………………baboom…
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
I can’t...I can’t...
I HATE myself...I need you..
(shaking her)
I need you!!!
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
(one two three four...)
Forgive me I was out of my mind...
(one two three four...)
YOU’re the only interesting part of
me. You’re the perfect one.
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
WE HAVE TO GET YOU READY... THIS IS
OUR BIG NIGHT!
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
C’MON!!! THEY’RE GONNA LOVE YOU!!
She removes the needle from Sue’s arm... and BAM! She jabs it
right into Sue’s chest for an intra-cardiac injection,
screaming:
ELISABETH (CONT’D)
C’MON!!!
The blood circulates AND SUDDENLY Sue's rib cage heaves in a
spasm; she coughs blood up right on Elisabeth’s face.
So are Elisabeth’s.
A suspended beat...
Elisabeth rushes...
She tries to come back to her senses but Sue is already upon
her... she grabs her by the hair... picks her up and holds
her in front of the mirror... they both look at each other’s
reflection for a moment before suddenly...THWACK! Sue smashes
Elisabeth's face against the mirror... the mirror cracks and
Elisabeth's eyebrow splits open... She doesn't have the time
to do or say anything before BAM! She's slammed once again
against the mirror.
ELISABETH
Stop... we are o-
But BAM! Sue slams her again against the mirror!! Again! And
again! Soon, Elisabeth's mouth is so messed up that she can
no longer talk - nothing comprehensible comes out. Sue is in
a trance, entirely uncontrollable...
...she crawls down the hallway and into the living room.
Sue catches up with her and gives her a final blow which
sends Elisabeth flying through the room before landing on the
glass coffee table which smashes into pieces.
EVERYTHING IS YOU
INSERT
SMACK! THE TWO BLU TACK BALLS SLAMMED ONE AGAINST THE OTHER
A long beat.
SUE
Yes?
ALAN (V.O.)
Sue? Is that you? I tried reaching
you earlier, what happened?...
SUE
Oh nothing.... some practical joker
or something...
ALAN (V.O.)
Oh, you’re reassuring me. This is
no time for nerves.
ALAN (V.O.)
I’ll be in the front row to see you
shine. THEY’RE GONNA LOVE YOU!
Sue calmly washes her hands. The blood disappears down the
dark sink hole.
CUT TO:
HARVEY
...you nail it, you GLUE it or you
fucking EAT it! But EVERYTHING’S
GOTTA BE PERFECT!!
Once.
Cling gling...
A silent beat.
... at a TOOTH...
She pulls on it... and the tooth pulls away easily with a
small sticky noise...
Her eyes widen...as she holds this new tooth in between her
fingers...
She stares down at the three teeth in the palm of her hand.
She looks down in terror at her teeth in her hand... then her
face in the mirror...
SUE
I’m coming just a sec!
Blood drips into the sink. She bends over to make sure none
of the blood stains her dress.
SUE (CONT’D)
I’ll meet you there!
She rinses her hands and mouth, to get rid of all traces of
blood.
... keeps her mouth shut tight... closes her fingers around
the three teeth inside her hand...
She walks quickly through the corridor with her head slightly
lowered and her fist closed along her thigh, trying not to be
noticed by anyone in the busy hallway.
HARVEY (O.S.)
HEY SUE! SUE!
SUE!!!
After a few moments she has no choice but to stop and turn
around slowly.
Behind him, a SWARM OF WHITE MEN in their 60s and 70s wearing
suits.
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Let me introduce you to the
shareholders! They’ve been dying to
meet you!
HARVEY (CONT’D)
Everything ok?
HARVEY (CONT’D)
SO SMILE! THAT’S WHAT WE WANT
TONIGHT!
HARVEY (CONT’D)
PRETTY GIRLS SHOULD ALWAYS SMILE!
HARVEY (CONT’D)
OOOH... feathers feathers
feathers...
The shareholders turn and follow Harvey and the dancing rumps
as well.
Sue makes the most of this moment to turn away and strides
towards the dressing room.
She puts her teeth down on the sink and exhales out deeply,
opening her mouth and letting a large quantity of blood gush
out and into the sink in the process...
It sticks.
She speeds up and does the same thing for the two other
teeth...and glues in her smile.
She rinses her mouth several times until all of the blood
disappears...
ENCOURAGEMENT PERSON #1
Break a leg for tonight!
...
???
She arrives on set. THE DOP and THE CAMERAMAN show her where
to hit her marks on the floor. They tell her to “look here”
or “look there” but she can't see anything with this fucking
spider in the way.
The cameras film her smile but inside her head, it's a
complete nightmare...
Once inside, she hits the lobby button repeatedly... and the
more she pushes the button nervously, the more she notices
that... one of her fingernails is less and less lined up with
her finger... the door closes, she pulls slightly on the
fingernail which comes straight off and remains in her
hand...(same thing for her two other nails)
Her ear...
As the door moves and starts to open, she barely has time to
put her dress over the ear to hide it, while swinging her
hair over her shoulder in order to cover the gaping hole.
SUE
(muttering to herself)
I just need a better version of
myself...
SUE (CONT’D)
Please give me a better version of
myself...
A beat.
SUE (CONT’D)
C’MON!!!!!
SUE (CONT’D)
Please please please please...
BLACK
Thank God...
She approaches the sink... her vision is half blurry and it’s
difficult for her to focus...
SUE (V.O.)
I’m... I’m...
SUE (V.O.)
I’m...
She vomits a green liquid while at the same time she says:
MONSTROELISASUE
She wipes her mouth and turns her head from right to left as
she looks at herself in the mirror.
As if it pleased her.
As if she was TRULY seeing herself for the very first time,
and finally, accepting herself.
It's time.
She wants to put her earrings on but... she doesn't have any
ears anymore.
She sticks the earrings directly into the sides of her head.
...and sticks this paper face (with holes for the eyes) to
her monstrous face with super glue.
HARVEY (V.O.)
Pretty girls should always smile!
She swipes her badge over the screen that unlocks the door
and finds herself standing face to face with the assistant
director...
214A INT. NYE STUDIO / HALLWAY THAT LEADS TO THE SET - NIGHT 214A
She smiles, dazed with her cut out face glued on and her
teeth stuck all over the place.
CUT TO:
HARVEY
(proud, to the men)
You won’t be disappointed. She’s my
most beautiful creation. I shaped
her for success!
2...
The figure comes to take her place in the middle of the sexy
dancers.
1...
LIVE.
Great silence.
MONSTROELISASUE
I AM FO HAPPFY TO BE WIFF YOU
TOFIGHT... I’FE MIFFED YOU FO
MUFCH...
A beat.
...
MAN 1
THE MONSTER!!!
MAN 2
SHOOT THE MONSTER!!!
MAN 3
IT'S A FREAK!!!
MONSTROELISASUE
FDON’T BE FCARED... LET ME
EXPFLAIN...
She tries to stop people from running but they break away
while insulting her:
WOMAN #3
FREAK!
MAN#4
YOU FREAK!
MONSTROELISASUE
IT'F ME...IT'F FTILL ME... I'M FE
FSAME....(Elisabeth’s face,
embedded in the monster’s back is
speaking at the same time)
SOMEONE pushes past her and makes her fall over violently.
ELISABETH
IT'F ME! FUE! ELIFABEFF!…
IT'F ME!
ME !
She gets up and tries to pick up the microphone but her hand
remains glued to it and CRACK detaches itself from her wrist!
Everyone is sprayed with the blood now gushing out of her arm
stump, like a snow canon.
SPLASH ON HARVEY!
HARVEY
(to the infuriated
shareholders who mime
slitting their throats to
say:”you’re done”)
Let me explain!!
MONSTROELISASUE
(to the public)
LETF ME EFPLAI-
BAM! SOMEONE KNOCKS HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE MIC STAND.
She runs through the corridor, the famous corridor, where she
leaves an immense trail of blood, spraying the walls as she
passes.
Complete carnage.
She tries to get up. But her body no longer really has a
human form and she has neither legs nor arms to get up as her
body dislocates more and more into a bloody magma mass:
MUSHOFMONSTROELIZASUE
She continues to drag herself along the sidewalk, desperately
wanting to get somewhere...
Her breathing is more and more wheezy, but she doesn't give
up; she continues to drag her bloody blob along the sidewalk
giving everything she has to give to keep on going...
CUT TO:
STATIC HIGH ANGLE TOP SHOT on the pink star on top of the
grey slabs upon which we can read:
ELIZABETH SPARKLE
Gold confetti starts to fall from the sky upon her like a
golden rain shower...
PUDDLEOFMONSTROELIZASUE
...is overwhelmed by the sound of applause... and dissolves
even more until there's now only a large, bloody stain...
A beat.
BLACK - over which the music from THE TRASH VERSION OF THE
WORLD IS A VAMPIRE BLARES LOUDLY.
THE END
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