Ace Misaka Mikoto vs. Queen Shokuhou Misaki
Ace Misaka Mikoto vs. Queen Shokuhou Misaki
Those special girls are two of the seven Level 5s among the city’s 2.3
million residents and they stand at the peak of prestigious Tokiwadai
Middle School.
This is a true direct clash between Level 5s, where rules, manners, morals,
and taboos are meaningless.
They will settle this once and for all, even if it means destroying the world
as we know it.
Both Level 5s will draw on their full specs with no concern for what
happens to anyone else.
When the #3 and the #5 wield their full power against each other with no
restraint or mercy, who will ultimately win?
Who will remain standing at the conclusion of this death match between
Tokiwadai girls!!??
“I know you must have eaten it, so you’d damn well better go and buy me a
new ooooooooooooone!!!”
Tokiwadai Middle School was supposed to be the very center of that space
of class and good manners, so the shouting voices sounded horribly out of
place in its peaceful and verdant courtyard. The beige sleeveless sweaters,
white short-sleeve blouses, and dark gray skirts were definitely Tokiwadai
uniforms, but Mikoto and Shokuhou were not cosplaying. They were
supposedly legitimate students there, yet they were behaving like this.
“C-calm down, both of you. I know that was a super-rare luxury pudding
you have to stand in line to get your hands on, but most schools don’t even
let their students eat desserts at school, even during their lunch break. So
instead of lamenting this missed opportunity, why not be thankful you can
eat things like this every single d-”
With a click of a remote, Shokuhou brainwashed Shirai into motionlessness
while Mikoto launched her into the sky with a Railgun blast three times the
speed of sound.
Mikoto and Shokuhou turned their heads toward ringlet-hair Hokaze Junko
who had tried to intervene along with the girl who was now a constellation
in the daytime sky. The synchronized movement made one suspect those
two actually got along very well indeed.
As usual, the ringlets girl wisely backed down. With a smile. Although if
they had allowed Hokaze to speak, they would have been reminded what
exactly was on Shirai’s mouth before she was blasted away.
Can easily perform a back hip circle vs. can’t and just ends up kicking her
legs.
And last but not least: no shoulder stiffness vs. constant shoulder stiffness.
Sadly, humanity could never be united. No matter how long they try to
work things out, there are people who were born unable to get along with
each other.
A direct clash between Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki had begun.
It came from the arcade coin Misaka Mikoto had flicked up with her thumb.
Academy City’s #3 Railgun was showing no mercy right out of the gate.
With practiced skill, she caught the flicked coin back on her thumbnail,
and…
“What kind of idiot holds the big guns in reserve when faced with the final
boooooooss!!!”
Metal tore through the air at three times the speed of sound. The speed and
destructive force were so powerful the friction drew out an orange path and
the coin would vanish after only 50m. This was Mikoto’s ultimate attack as
Academy City’s #3. A hit from this would be deadly (for anyone other than
a well-trained pervert).
But…
“Hee hee☆”
Shokuhou was still smiling as the coin hit the center of her body, right near
the navel, twisting her around like a whirlpool, but then her silhouette
vanished like an unnatural fog fading away.
Tokiwadai’s Queen bewitchingly pressed her lips against the tip of her TV
remote.
“Thanks for the detailed explanation ability☆ But what do you think
happened here?”
If Mikoto wasn’t wrong about something, then what she had seen made no
sense.
“Oh, I get it. That illusion didn’t come from my mind. You didn’t break the
rules. You simply controlled all the girls around you and forced one of them
to use an image projection power!! (Lightning crash!!)”
“Correct☆ Misaka-saaan, I can’t help but notice you keep explaining every
little thing even though literally no one asked you to. Do you like it when
shounen manga do that or something? And, Hokaze-san, whose side are you
on?”
Do not underestimate Tokiwadai’s Ace. She was the kind of person who
could ignore the glaring clerk to read magazines for hours on end in the
convenience store without buying anything. The magazine has a sticker to
prevent that? This tyrant will simply remove it.
Tokiwadai didn’t even have 200 students, but every single one was at
least Level 3. With a single remote, Shokuhou could brainwash anyone
(other than Mikoto) she wanted, so the number and variety of powers she
could indirectly draw on was literally an order of magnitude higher.
She started with around 30 or 40. Girls with blank eyes surrounded Mikoto
at a distance. And if this didn’t work, Shokuhou only had to brainwash and
call in more girls.
“You and your small guns. I don’t think we can ever get along.”
“You’re only now figuring that out? Oh, and that wasn’t a very nice thing to
say. These ‘small guns’ include a Level 4 like Kongou-san.”
Shokuhou made sure to jiggle her large boobs every time she responded.
“The hero’s the one who’s supposed to take time levelling up, not the lewd
villain!”
“If you want to be the hotblooded good guy, why are you acting like the
demon lord who sends in all his forces right away and burns down the
protagonist’s hometown?”
“…”
“To be fair, you never have been able to trust others and you try to solve
everything on your own, so you would do better as an evil demon lord than
as a hero who has to form a party to fight alongside.”
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, shake, boing, shake, boing, boing, boing,
shake, boing, boing, boing, shake, boing!
Not even the strongest mental esper had managed to predict the mental state
of the flat-chested girl weeping tears of blood. A beat later, the #5 girl shook
her off and backed away, blushing.
This was why Tokiwadai’s Queen simply could not get along with her!!
Mental Out could control large groups and Railgun had a wide variety of
single-fighter uses.
(Tch. Whoever she brainwashes here is a win for her. Every one of her rolls
is a guaranteed legendary or greater, so facing her here in Tokiwadai is a
bad idea!!)
“Crush her!!!”
Shokuhou gave her command at the same moment Mikoto used her
magnetism to leap to the nearest building wall and plant her feet on it.
“Queen?”
This was no longer about the pudding. Shokuhou Misaki knew that she
would not be satisfied until she had settled things once and for all with that
girl.
Without answering the question from Hokaze Junko (who had a vacant
brainwashed look in her eyes thanks to the tearful and sulking Queen’s
complete intolerance for NTR), Shokuhou twirled her TV remote.
She could not directly brainwash Misaka Mikoto with her Mental Out.
She tried aiming the remote at the ground but received no response. She
could ordinarily read the residual thoughts from someone’s footprints on the
ground, but something prevented her from doing that here.
(Does she burn some weak electricity into the ground too, destroying the
residual thought? A lot like a novelty item that erases personal information
from a letter by stamping it with a random assortment of alphanumeric
characters☆)
After making some rough guesses, she aimed her remote at Hokaze.
“I know you must have eaten it, so you’d damn well better go and buy me a
new ooooooooooooone!!!”
The weird noise coming from Mikoto’s body and voice didn’t affect this.
It might seem basic, but knowing what your power could and couldn’t do
was crucial. Shokuhou wanted to have that line clearly drawn before she
was in a crisis. This took priority over pursuing Mikoto.
(Who else?)
What other pawns could she brainwash like Hokaze? She had plenty of girls
in her clique, but giving them ordinary orders wouldn’t do much good if
their morals or their basic fear of Mikoto got in the way.
Shokuhou pressed the tip of the remote against her slender chin.
“Kobayashi-saaan.”
<I am nearby.>
However…
<You seem on edge in this battle. Enough so to brainwash anyone you see
“just in case”. Because our Queen does not believe in the goodness of basic
human nature.>
<I will pursue Misaka-sama on my own and let you know once I locate her.
Once I have linked with her, I can track her location. In military action,
intelligence is more important than power. All the firepower in the world is
meaningless if it can’t hit its target.>
“You do that☆”
“I would recommend against that. She lives in the world of binary where
she converses with machines like it’s normal. Listening too deeply to her
thought ability could fill your mind with unreadable data and noise,
crashing your brain.”
Mental Out did not work against Misaka Mikoto, but witness information
could be gathered from third parties.
Hokaze Junko would participate in the conversation, but she had been
brainwashed into a mindless yes man.
Shokuhou would brainwash all of her allies. How well they got along was
irrelevant.
“Yes, Queen.”
Part 3
She knew how to move her pieces.
“How long do you think you can keep away from me, Misaka-sa-!!”
Shokuhou began her pursuit of Mikoto and, on the second step, tripped and
fell flat on her face.
She was (although she would never admit it) extremely unathletic.
Tokiwadai’s Queen shouted into the ground while still lying face down.
The brainwashed ringlets girl placed her beloved Queen over her shoulder
and began running faster than an electric car.
“Hey, um, could you show more class ability!? You look like a bandit
taking me home with you!”
The blushing and tearful Queen had to hold down her fluttering skirt. She
had brainwashed and ordered Hokaze, but the selfish girl still complained.
Hokaze was faster than anyone else on foot since she could boost her
muscles with electric signals, but Mikoto had gained unthinkable speed by
making large leaps while magnetically drawing herself to streetlight poles
and cars parked on the curb.
Mikoto could only magnetically attach to the building walls because of the
steel frames and rebar inside. The same principle applied to the streetlight
poles and cars. Conversely, she could not use wooden 2x4s or piles of
bricks. It might look like she had it easy, but she was risking her life. If she
misread a jump, she would end up plummeting from a dangerous height.
Meanwhile.
She was inside a small room(?) about the size of a phone booth.
“Smash her!!”
A 3m foot made of clear water had dropped from above to squash the booth.
Water was convenient because a simple calculation using a relative density
of 1 would tell you how much was needed for a certain weight and deadly
force.
After jumping out at the last second, Mikoto clicked her tongue and
resumed her flight.
“Hm.”’
There were some things you didn’t pick up on even while living in the
School Garden. Or maybe the Queen simply wasn’t interested in what the
janitors and guards were ordinarily up to.
For example, in the world outside the city, police boxes could be set up in
train stations, amusement parks, stadiums, and other facilities commonly
used by the public, even if they were privately owned. It was hardly
surprising for Anti-Skill to have similar infrastructure set up inside the
School Garden. Of course, it would only be staffed by female teachers.
(I bet it took a lot of connections ability to get that set up, though.)
“So was she trying to call Anti-Skill for help. Heh heh. Ah ha ha ha ha ha
ha!! Oh, Misaka-san, did you really think such a sloppy countermeasure
would be enough to escape Mental Out’s clutches!?”
<Saying “clutches” that way really makes you sound like a villain.>
“Kobayashi-san☆”
Hokaze’s prized strength would let her grab a large motorcycle between her
hands and crush it smaller than a soccer ball, but she couldn’t provide that
destructive force unless she got within grappling range of the target.
“But Hokaze-san isn’t the only card in my deck. Watch out, Misaka-saaan,
you have a swarm of high-level esper girls coming for you!!”
(God, I really don’t like her power or how she uses it!!)
Mikoto jumped onto a truck’s roof, hijacked the vehicle’s electronics, and
had it drive forward to block the entrance to an alley. She hopped onto the
ground before multiple esper powers could grab the truck and flip it over
and she used those few extra seconds to run away. She magnetically planted
her feet on the wall and escaped up onto a building rooftop. She repeated
that kind of minor action to just barely avoid being swallowed up by the
swarm of espers.
“Do you think you can escape me if you keep running? Everyone wears out
eventually. You don’t have a perpetual motion machine ability inside you!”
“Tch! She escaped outside. I really wanted to end this inside the Garden if I
could.”
(She wasn’t using the emergency hotline to call Anti-Skill for help?
Dammit, Misaka-san. You just had to hack the most troublesome thing,
didn’t you!?)
Shokuhou reflexively aimed her remote toward the approaching threat, but
she realized that was useless against machines.
But it was entirely ineffectual against machines and animals other than
humans.
“Oh, no!!”
“?”
“You do tend to overlook these things. But maybe it’s not your fault since
you’re the Queen of the largest clique and you’re surrounded by high-level
espers all the time. Simply put, you’re a freak.”
She was no longer in Tokiwadai or the School Garden where you could find
high-spec girls wherever you looked. While 80% of the city’s 2.3 million
people were espers, 60% of those were Level 0s. The odds of pulling a
legendary had fundamentally changed.
(In that case, I want a list of espers along with photos. Would it be fastest to
brainwash some Anti-Skill or Judgment people who can legitimately access
the Bank?)
“I bet I know what you’re thinking, but I don’t need that list. In fact, it’s
only a risk to me, so why would I leave it there for you to use!?”
It wasn’t visible from here, but she had just done something via the wireless
network. Wherever the Bank was physically located, it was probably no
longer usable.
Part 5
Rotors roaring, the Six Wings unmanned attack helicopters once more
targeted Shokuhou.
Shokuhou was the Queen who could force any human to serve her, but
Mikoto had the obedience of the citywide network and all the machines
connected to it.
“Did you think a flesh-and-blood body could win in a war between humans
and AI, you caveman!?”
“Do you know how absurd that sounds in a city of espers, Misaka-saaan!?”
As bad as the pull rates were, this was Academy City, the city of espers. If
she took control of people by the dozen, she would find a high-level esper
or two among them. She only needed an esper with control over telekinesis,
air, fire, gravity, or anything else that could alter the course of a shell or
missile and bring down the attack helicopters taking sharp paths through the
sky.
The blonde girl found her answer: stop fearing failure and whale her way to
a legendary pull. She would make this happen!!
“Where do you even think you can go? This is a city. I have an endless
supply of ‘weapons’ here☆ You might as well have stuck your head in the
hornet’s nest in your attempt to fight the hornets. Did you really think you
would find any survival ability there!?”
Shokuhou grinned.
“What!?”
She frantically swung her remote around to brainwash the ultra-aggressive
geezer into motionlessness. A closer look showed her he was a dark side
monster and the dog was controlled by a gloomy shut-in. But it didn’t end
there. Men, women, boys, and girls were charging toward her from all
sides, even if it meant climbing over guardrails or hopping down from
pedestrian bridges. She couldn’t aim her remote at all of them, so she had to
give a vocal command to the “pawns” around her.
“89.8% match for Shokuhou Misaki, wanted in all districts. Please stop here
and wait for Anti-Skill to arrive. Leaving without permission will be
deemed interfering with Anti-Skill business.”
“Did you think you were the only one who could control people?”
Quietly pissed, Shokuhou Misaki used her phone instead of her remote.
After the distorted sound of something slicing through the air, a Six Wings
helicopter turned to target Mikoto instead.
“Hey!?”
“This is what happens when I brainwashed the crucial commanders and air
traffic controllers in advance☆ Heh heh heh. Did you think you were the
only one who could control machines?”
“Are you saying this had nothing to do with our fight!? You’ve been
brainwashing innocent people just in case!?”
With a roar of machinegun fire, Mikoto rushed into the alley between two
buildings to escape the destructive downpour.
The #3 and #5 had now taken over each other’s advantage. If they lost the
fight to control each other’s specialties, they would be attacked from all
sides.
“Hi, Uiharu-saaan. I’m so glad to see you here. I need you to lend me your
hacking ability☆”
“Now she’s going after my friends again!? With a big smile on her face
too!!!”
…If only she wasn’t a curvy temptress who was drawn to other people’s
possessions.
Mikoto used a Railgun to shoot down the Six Wings targeting her and
moved further into the alley. She wasn’t sure what would happen in a direct
hacker battle against Uiharu. She doubted she would lose when it came to
pure strength, but if Uiharu used contacts and loopholes Mikoto wasn’t
aware of to hijack machines without Mikoto noticing, a supposedly friendly
machine could end up backstabbing her.
Which meant…
“Either I give up on using machines, or – as much as I hate the idea – I put
Uiharu-san to sleep for now.”
So that was what Mikoto had to ensure didn’t happen. In the worst case,
Shokuhou could brainwash the other 5 and send them all after Mikoto.
But only if she sat around and let Shokuhou brainwash them.
“Where are the other Level 5s? If I can get to them first and explain the
situation, they might join my side. And if they refuse, maybe I should just
kill them for being so stupid.”
“You really turn into a bloodthirsty elite warrior when you’re backed into a
corner. Is it because your thought ability turns inwards?”
Mikoto shot a Railgun through a nearby concrete wall and rolled indoors
right as Hokaze dropped down with the force of a lightning bolt.
That girl was limited to close quarters combat, but even Mikoto would be in
trouble if she got close and grabbed her.
“Your magnetic jumps won’t get you very far inside this cramped building.
Which means we’ll catch you before you can get away☆ I assume I don’t
need to explain what happens to you once you’re grappling with my
Hokaze. She can bench press more than a ton, FYI.”
“…”
“Now, Hokaze-san, grab Misaka-san, tear her limb from limb, and throw
away the piec- ow ow ow ow ow!? Hoka- wait, Hokaze-san? Stop, stop,
why are you trying to fold up my spine!? I don’t remember installing you
with anything as advanced as treachery ability!!!”
She had ordered Hokaze to “grab” Mikoto while being princess carried by
Hokaze, but apparently she had failed to predict how that would turn out. It
was a lot like shouting for a crane to destroy a building while she was
holding onto the wrecking ball. And it was 100% her own fault because she
had brainwashed Hokaze to never question her orders.
(She really is stupid, but she did pass Tokiwadai’s entrance exam, didn’t
she? Don’t tell me she brainwashed the examiner and grader and then
turned in a blank answer sheet.)
“?”
If physically weak Shokuhou were alone, it would have been no surprise for
her to lose sight of Mikoto and start wandering, but she had already
brainwashed many high-level espers. It was possible her pawns could even
predict the future or use thoughtography. Hokaze and the others would not
let Mikoto escape so easily.
But what other target? Was another powerful Level 5 nearby, so Shokuhou
was focused on brainwashing and controlling them? Or had she spotted one
of Mikoto’s personal acquaintances and was brainwashing them as a
hostage?
Not all the crowds were under Shokuhou’s control. Mikoto had messed with
Anti-Skill’s security map to register Shokuhou as a wanted criminal with a
reward for her capture, so one group was on Mikoto’s(?) side.
Watching from a distance, it looked like their phones were the source of
their confusion.
Mikoto pulled out her own phone and saw something unbelievable for
being in the middle of Tokyo: No Signal.
Car horns blared endlessly. A large road was packed full of cars. People
were free to impatiently abandon their vehicle and continue on foot if they
wanted, but their abandoned cars only made the traffic jam worse.
“Ehh? Why is the road so congested!? I’d really like to live to teach another
day.”
“Hey, Hamazura, are you sure the gate’s going to open? We aren’t trapped
inside Academy City, are we?”
“Eek! That’s a Six Wings. If that attack helicopter is headed for the gate,
they might be attacking anyone who tries to climb over the wall. Hanzou,
Kuruwa, get out now. We need to vamoose!!”
When Mikoto launched a Railgun from the ground to shoot down the
helicopter, everyone in the traffic jam scrambled out of their cars and fled.
Was that any way to talk about the person who saved you?
Apparently they knew very well that a Level 5 should scare them more than
some hunk-of-junk weapon.
“But why are all these cars traveling in the wrong direction?”
(The civilian frequencies are down all across Academy City, so their GPS
map apps and compasses must not be working. Dammit Shokuhou, you
really do know how to be a nuisance to everyone.)
Not wanting Mikoto to make use of the citywide security camera network
or the unmanned weapons, Shokuhou had cut off the internet lines. This
was likely a consequence of that.
She only needed to take control of the Six Wings and the rest of the
unmanned weapons.
(Hm? What’s going on at the supermarket? Are people buying up food and
water bottles?)
If so, they were wasting their time, but it was better than having them
affecting anything important. If they worked as a group to stop the source of
the trouble – that is, the #3 and the #5 – Mikoto would have to directly deal
with them.
But some students had snuck into the alley behind the supermarket to do
something.
“The soy sauce! Drink the soy sauce, kid! Or eat a pile of salt!!”
“Ugh, why did I have to become a Level 3? Now that sparkly-eyed Queen
will be after me. But can I really avoid being conscripted by ruining my
health?”
“Shut up. The #5 can read minds, remember? The trick might not work if
she can read all those unnecessary thoughts. Ah, forget it. Once you finish
that 2L bottle, I’ll shoot you in the head with this tranquilizer gun to erase
your short-term memory!! So hurry up and fill your stomach!!”
Was that the reason for the strange rush on the supermarket?
Mikoto could at least agree with them that attempting a life-risking trick
was preferable to becoming one of Shokuhou’s pawns.
She had guessed Shokuhou’s general plan from the moment Shokuhou
failed to pursue her.
The few switching stations found around the city could be seen as the
power centers.
If you destroyed or hijacked one of those, you could cause a major power
outage. And Shokuhou was going to do exactly that if she was given the
chance. For no other reason than to give herself an edge by robbing electric
Mikoto of the advantage the unmanned weapons and network gave her.
If Mikoto could no longer get help from the machines, she would have to
fight on her own. Meanwhile, Shokuhou could brainwash any of the 2.3
million she wanted, so she could crush Mikoto with pure numbers without
ever showing her face.
“You have to be kidding me. Did that idiot not bother to check the details?
A major power outage will release all the dangerous bacteria and chimera
creatures frozen in the labs.”
The scariest thing about that villainous boobs girl was how her real anger
happened quietly below the surface.
“Now, then.”
“But where did Shokuhou learn about those tough generators? Hm, maybe
she studied all the power infrastructure to hide the existence of the massive
lab that held Exterior.”
That aside, if she did cause a major outage by abusing a competition bug
between the ordinary and emergency power, it really would affect the city’s
labs.
Then the brutal viruses and chimera creatures frozen inside would be free.
Welcome to Resident You-Know-What. If only the scientists wouldn’t
create things for fun that could destroy the entire city if there was any
trouble.
Mikoto didn’t want to act impulsively because it would make her easier to
predict, but she couldn’t ignore this problem either.
She walked to a thick concrete facility larger than the average school.
“Hey, you! This building is off limits!! I don’t know if factory tours are the
latest fad or what, but I will call Anti-Skill if you enter without perm-”
Kaboom!!!
“…”
“E-eek!!”
(Hm, maybe I should have covered my face with a bandanna. No, I’m
wearing a Tokiwadai uniform and shooting Railguns – anyone would know
it’s me.)
She heard more loud footsteps and confused voices, but it sounded like the
workers had chosen to evacuate.
The emergency siren blaring fruitlessly through the building was soon the
only sound there.
“Now, then.”
Shokuhou had apparently already cut off internet access, so Mikoto could
not deploy the Six Wings or any other unmanned weapon.
Mikoto had no way of knowing if she could defeat all of the approaching
people if she fought on her own. And if even one of them made it deep
inside the building, the gas turbine generator was done for.
“Tch!!”
Her iron sand sword and lightning spear wouldn’t help much here.
Individual attacks targeting single points could not eliminate this crowd
flooding the scene. While she was attacking them one by one, more people
would push in and she would be swallowed up.
Which meant…
Electricity crackled from Mikoto’s bangs, but not because she was directly
attacking a target.
Humans needed oxygen to survive and those oxygen molecules were made
from two oxygen atoms bound together. But if powerful electricity broke
that bond, three oxygen atoms could bind together to form ozone.
Which was strange when it was all the same oxygen atoms.
With an odd “fwoosh!!” sound, flames and wind spiraled out. A powerful
explosion pushed the gas away, tearing apart the ozone-rich oxygen-
deficient air.
The most troublesome aspect of the Shokuhou Army was how they could
still use their powers when brainwashed.
And once they were safe, the group of thousands flooded over the fence.
“Uh, oh!!”
The large facility’s central control room was protected by thick concrete
walls and a metal door. She decided to lock herself in there, but then a dull
tremor shook the entire building vertically.
Even with so many, could human bodies really cause that much
destruction?
(Oh, no, no, no!! Their numbers can break through the 5cm-thick metal
door even if I magnetically hold it in place!!)
But they must have found it odd when they turned the knob and the door
didn’t open. They persistently rattled the knob for a bit before shouting out
loud and kicking hard on the other side of the door.
What could Mikoto do here while Shokuhou worked to bring down power
across Academy City!?
Not enough.
She had to admit she could not reach Shokuhou in her current state.
At this rate, a largescale power outage would release all the dangerous
viruses and chimera creatures frozen inside the labs. That would transform
this into an urban survival battle.
(I really didn’t want to use this except as an absolute last resort, but I guess
I’ve reached that point.)
“Hello?”
She wasn’t using a phone, but she heard multiple gasps in her mind.
Their brains were structured the same at the genetic level, but Mikoto and
the mass-produced military clones known as the Sisters were not normally
connected by the brainwave network. But if Mikoto fine-tuned her own
brainwaves, she could force a connection. …She just really didn’t like
contacting it because it blurred the line between them – that is, their
memories and personalities as individuals.
<Why should the Misakas involve ourselves in this? asks Misaka while
maintaining a calm viewpoint and sighing at her short-tempered big sist->
“What, you don’t want to see that lump of excess fat cry?”
The Sisters had been made based on Misaka Mikoto’s genetic information,
so (with the exception of Misaka Worst) they were all flat.
And they didn’t need to know the exact measurement for Shokuhou Misaki.
<Yes. Let’s hit her with everything we have, replies Misaka.> <Yes. Let’s
hit her with everything we have, replies Misaka.> <Yes. Let’s hit her with
everything we have, replies Misaka.>
Part 8
Lightning flashed across Academy City.
Misaka Mikoto’s human form vanished and she once more became the
lightning goddess who had come so close to reaching Level 6.
Part 9
Shokuhou could predict where this was going while she watched from a
distance.
She saw light flash out and the crowd attacking the facility was swept away.
This form briefly but definitely gave a glimpse of the stage beyond Level 5.
It was the point between. In that sense, the stable brand name of the #5
Level 5 wasn’t enough to feel comfortable facing it.
(But doesn’t that thing come with the dangerous trait of gathering up a
group desire to destroy Academy City?)
“So the hatred of those blessed with big boobs ability is endlessly
supporting Misaka-san here? Does that mean Academy City is full of
unfortunate below-average chests? That’s a little disappointing.”
After all, that thing was a mass of electrical energy so powerful it slightly
distorted the scenery around it. It looked powerful enough for the
neighborhood’s eccentric inventor to make a time machine out of it.
If Hokaze charged in without a plan, she would probably just get vaporized.
Even at this distance, Shokuhou could sense its intensity as a tingling in her
skin.
The process that had created that monster was absurd, but if it reached the
limits of its stability and exploded from within, it might just wipe Academy
City off the map.
Exterior was a portion of her cerebral cortex cut away and cultivated so it
grew endlessly. By using Mental Out on herself, she could open the link,
borrow its massive power, and significantly boost her processing power.
Simply put, it was a toy letting the #5 Level 5 forcibly increase her specs.
That said, even at max efficiency, it would not let her abandon her humanity
like Mikoto’s lightning goddess form. It only let her simultaneously
brainwash thousands of people within several kilometers of herself.
Misaka was immune to Mental Out, so even with Exterior, Shokuhou could
not defeat that lightning goddess in a direct confrontation.
She no longer needed the emergency power center. She gave up on it and
went elsewhere with brainwashed Hokaze.
She had an extremely rough idea of a plan she could use with Exterior.
“?”
Exterior only let her brainwash a few thousand. That wasn’t much
compared to Academy City’s population of 2.3 million.
She wanted a deep secret hidden in Academy City, which would be enough
to resist Lightning Goddess Mikoto.
Namely…
During the process, Shokuhou thought she heard the voice of a shy (and a
lot more rational than Mikoto or Shokuhou at the moment) girl, but she
chose to ignore it.
The tremendous energy was helplessly controlled and stored within her. The
air vibrated as Shokuhou’s silhouette greatly changed. She looked a lot like
a golden glowing beauty goddess. She had shining angel wings growing
from her back. No, were those were giant, sharp flower petals?
“Hwa ha☆”
There was no wind, but her long blonde hair spread out to the sides as a
brutal smile formed on her lips.
With a solid “clink!!”, a golden halo appeared above her head. It was in fact
a wreath of flowers.
“Hwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Long golden hair, big boobs, and the uniform to a
prestigious school! I always knew I had an affinity for this mystical
ability!!”
The busty blonde pushed out her chest which had grown even larger from
the power overflowing within her.
She was faintly glowing and had bright flower wings on her back, but a fist-
sized black hole floated at the center of her halo, which seemed appropriate
for her.
“Hey!? Don’t regain your speech ability just to make fun of me!!”
The golden glowing goddess cleared her throat in an extremely human way.
“Ahem. Okay, Misaka-saaan. Now you aren’t he only scientific god. I’ve
caught up and I won’t hesitate to surpass you!! Am I beauty goddess? A
harvest goddess? Hee hee. Or maybe a victory goddess? You might be a
violent macho lightning goddess who flashes with the most annoying light,
but what kind of goddess will Academy City’s people worship me as!?”
<A war god? A destruction god? Or maybe just a death god?>
“Kobayashi-san? Staying out of sight won’t keep you safe any longer.”
The giant flowers blossoming from her hair and clothing shook to scatter a
sweet aroma. Glowing pollen blew in the wind, looking a lot like fine gold
dust. That was it. She did nothing more, but everyone within a 5km radius
was brainwashed.
Flowers remained motionless and used the bugs and small animals lured in
by their scent and color to carry their pollen and seeds for reproduction.
And sometimes they even lured in the predators of any pests to indirectly
attack them.
At this point, Shokuhou didn’t need to aim her remote and consciously
focus on her target.
She was like a great mental hurricane that controlled everyone around her
with no effort on her part.
“This is the Queen’s realm – my own personal holy ground. And now,
Misaka-san, it is time to trample you underfoot and end this once and for
all!!”
The thin-lined and curvy girl took a single step and the world quaked
around her.
A second kaiju had appeared within Academy City where the city walls
kept anyone from escaping.
Part 10
“You and your jiggling sacks of faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!”
“You’re just jealous because you’re so scrawny groping them would only be
a disappointmeeeeeeeeeent!!!”
The Six Wings and the latest powered suits might as well have been flies
buzzing around Tokiwadai’s Ace and Queen.
“O-oh, dear. Creating a route to access the Imaginary Number District and
Kazakiri Hyouka without using Last Order, a virus program, or even
touching the Misaka Network is entirely unprecedented. Maybe it’s a
researcher’s nature to regret not having my observation equipment ready
more than I fear for my safety.”
“Nyah… What am I even supposed to do about that? For now, I’m grabbing
my maid sister and hiding underground!!”
Even Yoshikawa Kikyou, Tsuchimikado Motoharu, and others with one foot
into the dark side were too intimidated by it to even think about fighting
back.
Only that.
They were supposed to be extremely classy Tokiwadai girls with the genius
brains of Level 5s, but they seemed to have forgotten those facts.
Maybe it was wrong to use power and an official hierarchy to determine the
pecking order at a classy girl’s school.
Part 11
An enormous mass of electric energy was slowly approaching at a speed of
5km/h. A thick collection of lightning weaved between the buildings, the
surrounding skyscrapers bending and warping around it.
“Is that all? Everyone was shouting about a kaiju, but it’s just another
pachinko ad.”
Yomikawa stared into the middle distance while Tessou tearfully grabbed
her shoulders and shook her.
They didn’t have time to not believe this flashy performance was real. The
very real threat was slowly but surely approaching.
Thoom!! The distant skyscrapers shook side to side so violently they looked
ready to surpass the limits of their earthquake countermeasures. Below
those buildings, something none of them wanted to see was slowly
approaching.
And there was another one. A goddess adorned in flowers had appeared and
started clashing with the first goddess.
“Have all the Judgment members fall back!! Esper or not, they’re students
and we need to protect them!”
“B-but…”
“Shut up and hand me that rocket launcher, Tessou. I’d rather fight on my
own than survive by putting those kids in danger.”
“Hey, build a barricade. Tessou, laying down your weapon won’t improve
the situation!!”
There were voices berating the younger Anti-Skill officers who couldn’t
bear the quaking pressure and huddled together like they were being
shelled, but the chain of command was in tatters. Two massive and
overwhelming individuals kept them from acting as a group.
“Anyway, what do you mean we don’t have permission to attack!? We can’t
do proper recon with the security cameras and robots on the fritz and we’re
not even allowed to deactivate the safeties on our equipment without
permission from the higher ups!!”
“This is why I hate those principals and vice principals who never do any
field work. So how are we supposed to fight!? It’s like we have two giant
typhoons charging toward us!!”
…The actual explanation for the lack of permission was that Mikoto had
hacked the network and messed with the electronic signatures and
encryption keys so any attempt would return an error and Shokuhou had
brainwashed everyone with that authority in advance so they wouldn’t do
anything.
Several gray clouds of dust joined together at the bottom of the skyscraper
district.
They looked small from here, but each cloud had to be well over 20m. It
was like an attack from a rapid-fire gun launching explosive shells or an
automatic grenade launcher. Each blast had to be enough to blow a
convenience store to smithereens. A series of those would be enough to
flatten the entire area.
Most likely, another unit of Anti-Skill officers had opened fire on the
goddesses without waiting for permission and been hit by a counterattack.
The concrete wall, vehicles, or whatever else they were using for cover had
likely been obliterated.
A coordinated counterattack from land and air required the ability to send
everyone their orders and a strategy that made the best use of their
personnel. Waiting for attack authorization was only the starting point there.
The short and balding middle-aged man snatched away the sturdy locked
duralumin case and found a bunch of strictly sealed letters inside.
She had experienced this before, but her mind had a tendency to turn
inwards while in lighting goddess mode.
First of all, it was strange she had such free control of the lightning
goddess. It hadn’t been so simple last time.
And furthermore…
The most obvious thing out of place was Shokuhou Misaki’s Exterior. After
it was nearly discovered during the Daihaseisai incident, the #5 had decided
it would be too much of a pain to continue hiding it and managing it, so she
had personally destroyed and abandoned it.
But that didn’t work either. This included things that clearly happened after
the Daihaseisai. For example, Kazakiri Hyouka may have fit in that part of
the timeline, but the uncontrollable Fuse Kazakiri and the golden angel
Kazakiri had come later – the latter during World War Three. At the very
least, Tokiwadai hadn’t still been wearing their summer uniforms when
those things happened.
Mikoto also wouldn’t have chosen so many options liable to kill someone.
She had even blown away Shirai Kuroko with a Railgun after Shokuhou
brainwashed her.
And if this world was recreated with electronic technology, Mikoto could
easily break through.
If Mikoto attempted to produce the noise and nothing happened, this was
virtual reality.
“Okay, I was getting tired of messing with Shokuhou anyway. It’s time to
log out of this virtual reality!!”
She had already destroyed so much, but this would mean it had all
happened in the actual Academy City!?
Chapter 2: A Fundamental
Question
Part 1
So what exactly was happening?
Most likely, the same risk applied to Shokuhou Misaki who had turned
herself into a goddess of lewd to compete.
Also, that other girl’s eyes were shining as she roared and charged in!?
“Wait, hey, Shokuhou, time out!! This is bad! This isn’t just virtual reality!
It might be the real Academy City, so you need to calm down so we can
actually talk and exchange infor-”
“Shut up! Today is the day I finally go all out and murder you!
hkrhhkrybmrif,
ghslbndhmspvmehygbikigdbmdekgmdufkrmdhgldmvkrngldhdenhfiesnhr.
mgjsnvgmpshfksnf!!!”
After absorbing an angel to turn herself into a flower and beauty goddess,
Shokuhou’s language had glitched out and she couldn’t even talk right.
And while Mikoto held her empty hands out to ask for a truce, the idiot
Queen mercilessly attacked with the giant glowing flower petals powerful
enough to slice right through a building.
There were no resets or continues. Did that idiot not understand that letting
even one ordinary person die would cross a line that couldn’t be
uncrossed!?
An unpleasant snapping sound came from Lightning Goddess Mikoto’s
temple.
Thick branches of electricity jolted out and the great heat turned a nearby
park’s sandbox into a smooth substance. Mineral fulgurites like that were
created by lightning. However, this one was made of simple silicon, so it
wasn’t any more valuable than a hunk of glass.
Shokuhou had been flipped upside down with her legs sticking up into the
sky, but she wasn’t out of the fight yet.
A bursting sound erupted within her. Mikoto had her arms firmly around her
hips, but the glowing flower petals growing form her back slipped into the
gaps and forced Mikoto’s arms open from within.
(Uh, oh.)
“hriwhnbigtbs!!!”
Mikoto had no clue what Shokuhou was saying, but Shokuhou’s bloodshot
eyes were directed straight at her while the flower petals on her back grew
even larger. A deadly slash was coming!?
“!!!? …Huh?”
“Shokuhou Misaki. How did you manage to master the mysterious Drunken
Boxing without drinking a single drop of alcohol!?”
Tokiwadai’s Queen raised just her head to shout back while blushing.
(Hm. I always thought mine were plenty big, but they seem somewhat
lacking now that they’ve shrunk back down.)
The mammary privileged girl held a hand to her still quite large chest and
thought something that would have gotten her instantly fried to a crisp if the
flat girl had heard her.
“O-oh, no! Wait, I know! You can control my mind with Mental Out and
forcibly switch this off.”
“Misaka-san, did you forget that you’re immune to Mental Out? I can’t do
anything for you there. You’ll have to find a way to turn it off on your
own.”
“I wouldn’t be asking you for help if I had literally any other option!!”
“You know, when you’re the only one Mental Out doesn’t work on, it
makes me think maybe you’re actually an inhuman animal. And as long as
you don’t cause anyone else any trouble, it’s no problem to me if some
monster blows herself up. So what is this? Did you give yourself a power
up without thinking it through and now you’re going to self-destruct and
you can’t stop it? Pff, ah ha ha ha!! You’re doing my job for me. This is
exactly the kind of unintelligent fate I would expect from you. Now, we
don’t want you blowing up in the middle of the city, so it would be perfect
if you flew on up like a firework and then blew up all on your lonesome
like the loner you are!! Hee hee, oh, I can’t stand it. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha haa ha!!!”
“(That settles it. I’m going to blow her up while I’m still in control. With
one of those powerful lightning strikes that splits a giant tree in two in
Australia.)”
To escape the girl whose thoughts turned toward mutual destruction when
cornered, the Queen took off running before tripping and falling in a way
that miraculous dodged the high voltage storm that shot by just above her
head (while also providing a glimpse of her quite grown-up see-through
underwear). Open spaces seemed like a bad idea against a lightning
monster, so she scrambled from the main road to hide in a dark and narrow
alley.
“This is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Hold on, where did Hokaze-san get off
to?”
In mere seconds.
“What!? You have no problem trying to kill me, but now you’re trying to
make a cute show of your feminine ability, Misaka-saaan!?”
Part 2
The countdown to Academy City’s doom had finally stopped.
Mikoto breathed a sigh of relief and held a hand to her chest. A chest that
had regained its girly softness.
She hadn’t solved the fundamental problem. If this was not an electronic
virtual reality, then what was it?
(But what other possibilities are there? Other than this simply being the real
world, I mean.)
But she doubted that meant she and Shokuhou had been rampaging through
the real world.
Their summer uniforms were enough to know where on the timeline this
was happening. That meant she shouldn’t have known anything that would
happen after the switch to winter uniforms, so why didn’t that hold true?
(Is this the work of an illusion esper, or did Shokuhou figure out how to get
Mental Out into my head after all? Come to think of it, dream-controlling
machines like Indian Poker do work on me like normal.)
That might sound benevolent, but it was just like her to not include
Shokuhou (because she didn’t qualify as “ordinary”).
With a roar, two avalanches arched through the air and collided overhead.
One was a group of espers leaping from rooftop to rooftop. The other was
self-driving cars and construction equipment also jumping from the
rooftops. The threat of Academy City’s espers could be seen in the fact that
the humans made of protein and calcium were pushing back the other side.
To be blunt, Mikoto was controlling the machines, so she was being forced
back.
“Oh, no!”
Mikoto wanted to know what was happening, the identity of the Academy
City she saw before her, and the truth of this world. Was it simply reality,
was it an illusion created by an esper, or was it a dream created by a
machine like Indian Poker? Her options would change drastically
depending on the answer.
So…
(If I want to know this city’s secret, I should be looking outside instead of
to the center.)
If she was being shown some form of illusion, everything within a certain
area would be perfectly recreated. There would be no flaws. But recreating
it in such detail would require a massive amount of power. Would they
really have enough leftover to do the same for places that weren’t directly
related to the battle between Mikoto and Shokuhou? That raised the
question of what was and wasn’t “related” to their battle. Strictly speaking,
the word “world” didn’t necessarily refer just to the planet Earth.
“Outer space.”
An open space would be best, so she made her way to the nearest park.
She couldn’t actually see the stars in the sky since it was daytime, but she
could still view the moon. It was visible from here, but it was obviously
unrelated to her battle with Shokuhou. If she noticed something wrong with
the celestial body, it would tell her that, while this wasn’t a virtual reality, it
wasn’t the real world either.
“Let’s see.”
Mikoto peered through the telescope while making sure she it wasn’t
pointed at the sun.
“?”
Part 3
There was no time for confused frowning.
“Bwah!! With one of those, I’d’ve been killed before I even had a chance to
dodge! Argh, curse Academy City and its love of using bizarre tech on you
without any kind of warning!!”
Mikoto had just barely avoided harm by magnetically flinging herself to the
side and attaching herself to a distant building, but her uniform and bangs
were both soaked from steam. That must have been a weaker version of the
attack, but even so, the park was just gone.
(And I didn’t manage to get a good look at anything in space before I was
attacked.)
She was on the run, so she would have a hard time stopping and making
observations even if she did get her hands on another telescope. She
couldn’t rely on the livestreamed satellite images that space development
industry sites released. She needed to see it for herself, since she knew that
was one source that couldn’t be modified.
Her plan would still work as long as it was a location outside of Academy
City.
“What I want most right now is to avoid that satellite, so I guess I’ll head
underground!!”
She flicked a coin from her thumb and launched a Railgun at the ground.
“Oh, and they have a limited time Gekota shop in the event space! I need to
make a mental note of that and stop by when peace has returned to the
world.”
Of course, that shop might not exist in the real world if this was an illusion
or a virtual reality.
Boom!!
The concrete wall to the side was suddenly smashed through and a mass of
steel continuous tracks and hydraulic cylinders emerged.
The machine had a giant pinecone-like drill on the front and work arms
attached all around it, so it was probably an Anti-Skill tunnel excavation
machine. That thing on tank-like tracks was used to create underground
spaces like this one.
Shokuhou must have been unexpectedly bad at adlibbing because she was
gradually getting weirder.
That said, the heavy machine was powerful but slow. Mikoto ran through
the vast underground train station to put distance between it and her.
She of course used her power to neutralize all of the security cameras as she
went.
(And while I’m down here, whoever’s watching me from space should lose
sight of me!)
Shokuhou was chasing after Mikoto, meaning she had forced herself to
jump into the hole and managed not to sprain her ankle despite her lack of
athleticism.
Mikoto worked her brain as she ran up the stairs to the surface.
(This will probably end up being a fight over a single Level 5 more than
over ten thousand Level 0s. But which Level 5 would join me if I explained
the threat Shokuhou poses? They’re all so weird I have a hard time
imagining any of them doing it.)
He was as far as you could get from Academy City’s seven Level 5s.
He was the kind of perfectly ordinary high schooler you could find
anywhere.
“H-hey, are you two alright? There’s been trouble cropping up all over the
city.”
He couldn’t have imagined the two girls standing in front of him were the
cause of all that trouble.
Mikoto and Shokuhou had someone who would worry for them.
For his sake, they knew they had to stop this fighting.
Then it hit.
A mysterious water bomb dropped straight down from the giant satellite in
orbit.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!?”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!?”
And they forever lost the final thing that could have stopped them.
Part 5
Only one option remained for Mikoto and Shokuhou now: fight until the
bitter end. Any other option had been stolen away before their eyes.
The concrete and asphalt city was shaken by a great cry straight out of a
movie’s battle scene.
Someone was being lifted like a palanquin at the center of the commotion.
“Hee hee hee, heh heh heh heh. Hope just went extinct, so how about we
settle this once and for all, Misaka-san? Let’s fight fair and square☆”
“(That’s her, officer. That sexually-frustrated titty monster is the one you
want.)”
“Take this seriously!!” shouted the Queen, who was generally a schemer yet
was extremely easy to rile up (and actually had about as short a fuse as
Mikoto), while on the verge of tears.
“For someone who never bothers showing up, you really take your
Judgment work seriously when you do show up.”
That meant the #5 had constructed her own territory over a radius of a few
kilometers and she was moving like a typhoon to attack Mikoto. Whenever
someone left that area, she released them from the brainwashing so she had
enough open slots to brainwash more.
But to Mikoto while she fled on foot, it felt like the entire city was attacking
her as a giant avalanche.
The difference between the appearance and the reality was crucial.
Yes, Shokuhou could not brainwashed all 2.3 million people at once. She
only made it look like she had.
If that was all, then the situation would only get worse for Mikoto with
time. After all, if people with political power or control over the
infrastructure fell under Shokuhou’s control, she could take over the
security cameras, the unmanned weapons, and the rest of Academy City’s
functions and use them against Mikoto.
But…
“Hahhh!!”
They flew.
Her shout sent the heavily-equipped Anti-Skill officers flying more than 5m
straight back.
“Eh? What!? Are you a sage now!? When did this idiot get such a cool
move!?”
The #5 snapped her fingers and the crowd rushed toward Mikoto again. It
was like a wave of human bodies. If it contacted her, she would be
engulfed.
But just as the #3 feared that would happen, something else entirely
happened.
Something emerged.
The special powered suit was shaped like a mantis. But in place of the
folded front legs, it was equipped with a Gatling railgun.
Five Over.
Modelcase Railgun.
Even Mikoto immediately hid behind the corner of a building just before
the thick concrete wall was torn through like tofu. The Five Over powered
suit was designed to mimic the #3’s abilities. But making each and every
orange-trailing shot a railgun was completely absurd.
She did not want to be hit by that when she still wasn’t certain if this was a
dream, the real world, or virtual reality.
Since unathletic Shokuhou ran behind cover in a panic, this was probably
being controlled by the “official” Academy City side and wasn’t part of her
brainwashed army. Although knowing how much of a screwup she could be
despite her high specs, there was a distinct possibility she had brainwashed
the pilot and then confidently given a suicidally bad command.
Mikoto thought she heard the buzzing of giant insect wings and noticed
something like a mechanical scorpion wasp flying in the sky. Was that a
Five Over too? But Mikoto didn’t recognize it. She could guess it was from
the same series as her mantis, but which Level 5 was it supposed to be!?
“Is everything bad in this world your fault, you busty god of pestilence?”
Mikoto was pissed now, so she electrically controlled that Five Over OS to
send it toward Tokiwadai’s Queen. Quite strongly.
“Dbh? Hey, why is this lonely machine wrapping its sticky tentacles around
me!? I know you’re the Outsider, but you’re still from the #5 Five Over
series, so take my side!!”
“You’re the one with the big boobs, so the slimy tentacle monsters are your
domain.”
But now they were seeing superweapons capable of killing a Level 5 with
direct force.
“?”
“It’s a monitoring vest with sensors for measuring brainwaves, ECG, and
eye movements, all hooked up to a battery and communication equipment.
It’s handmade, though. …Hm, not much of a reaction. Hey, Tessou, we’ve
got another brainwashed one. Get him out of here!!”
“I’m Hanaki, filling in for him. Request received and approved. All
registered Anti-Skill members are immediately authorized to carry and use
armor, electronics, communication devices, and firearms!!”
“Understood. This must be the flash memory used to activate the unmanned
weapons. And is this the key to a mysterious hangar? I don’t know what’s
causing all this trouble in the city, but once we’re all geared up, it’s time to
head out!! Gather all manned and unmanned weapons so we can bring the
fight to those kaiju and figure out what they are!!!”
Part 7
The Queen was fairly worried about the thick thing wrapped around her
slender wrist, but she still managed to use her remote to give a command to
the nearby espers. Once the lonely Five Over OS’s slimy octopus tentacles
were torn away from her torso and cheek, Shokuhou hid all alone behind
cover and breathed a heavy sigh of annoyance.
“Eh? Why are Anti-Skill back in the fight? And they’re using some kind of
machine ability to regain their teamwork? …They’re just giving Misaka-san
more toys to play with.”
Shokuhou could only hope that meathead didn’t have enough in the brains
department to come up with such a nasty plan.
Part 8
“Tch!!”
Anti-Skill was operating next-gen weapons, including the Five Overs, and
Shokuhou had her brainwashed group. Mikoto didn’t like the idea of being
caught by either one.
She set foot on a nearby building wall at around the 10th floor.
The brainwashed army on the ground couldn’t reach her when she was
magnetically jumping from building to building. It wasn’t a 100%
guarantee thanks to esper powers and next-gen weapons, but the barrier of
height could sometimes trump a difference in numbers.
Someone on the ground formed a megaphone with her hands and shouted
up at Mikoto.
“I’m so what?”
“So tactless. You’re the kind of person who just wants to be popular so bad.
I bet you’d set up your phone and start dancing in a convenience store or a
conveyer belt sushi place!!”
“But if you keep jumping around wayyyy up there, you might just run out
of stamina ability! Heh heh. I don’t need anything special for this☆ I just
have to wait until all your unnecessary acrobatics catch up to you and you
fall to your- hey, are you listening!?”
“Uh, oh!!”
After a few more jumps, the tempered glass window Mikoto was planning
to land on was suddenly shattered by someone slamming a chair at it from
the inside. The blank-faced girl looked to be Kuriba Ryouko.
(Wait, does Mental Out work like normal on a cyborg who’s replaced some
of her organs with machines? What kind of cruel god gives such a
convenient power to someone like her!?)
Mikoto realized anew how useful Mental Out was and how much it should
have been given to anyone other than Shokuhou.
(At this rate, she might brainwash some people out ahead of me. I could be
in trouble if she captures me in a pincer attack. …Hm?)
Mikoto looked down at the road in confusion and saw the Queen struggling
to catch her breath.
Shokuhou had said she was waiting for Mikoto to run out of stamina, but
hadn’t she been using Mental Out an awful lot too?
“You don’t see this every day. The schemer really is drowning in her
schemes.”
But they couldn’t have this end with the #3 and the #5 both overusing their
powers, running out of stamina, collapsing on the ground, and trembling
while fighting like caterpillars. Or rather, Mikoto had no interest in joining
the unathletic idiot down there.
“You really are a sadistic dominatrix who would dress up in bondage gear,
aren’t you!?”
“My, my. A free tip, Misaka-san. If you’re trying to insult someone, you
should try to avoid paying them an obvious compliment.”
And.
When Tokiwadai students crossed the line, it was only a matter of time
before she made an appearance.
She was walking on hard asphalt with pumps, yet she moved in total
silence. Which made it all the more terrifying. She was not a ghost or a
phantom. How could a human with real mass move like that?
There was a span of a few seconds where she found only a gap in her
memories.
And she had turned tail and run. For some reason, she had jumped down
from the building wall and took off running full tilt. No matter how hard
she tried, she couldn’t remember what had happened before that. Academy
City’s #3’s teeth chattered and she had tears in her eyes.
Color finally returned to the world, the distorted sound returned to normal,
and reality caught back up to her.
“Y-yikes!!?” “Y-yikes!!?”
Her voice was in perfect sync with Shokuhou’s next to her. The terror must
have removed the unathletic #5’s mental limiters. She looked like her
Achilles tendon could snap and her knees could shatter at any moment,
causing her to topple forward, but she was keeping up with Mikoto’s speed
for once. At times, fear was a greater motivator than anger.
This had nothing to do with their specs. Shokuhou could brainwash anyone
and control them, but she had decided to flee instead of aiming her remote.
Because her instincts told her even the slightest unnecessary action would
allow their pursuer to silently catch up and get her in a wristlock.
While they ran at max speed, the two girls exchanged friendly banter.
“Gasp, pant. M-Misaka-san, you’re the physical fighter, so take
responsibility and go fight that dorm manager from hell!!”
“Don’t be ridiculous! Even the Mariyo Bros. who stomp and burn their way
across their enemy’s kingdom will die instantly if they fall into a pit! Are
you asking me to fight the human equivalent of one of those insta-death
pits!?”
They were up against the dorm manager from hell. If she so much as laid a
hand on their shoulder, they were dead.
“This.”
Like most big cities, Academy City had plenty of bicycles and scooters
illegally parked on the sidewalk alongside major streets. Mikoto looked
through those, spotted one that looked especially fast, and destroyed the
thick antitheft chain with an iron sand sword.
She had chosen an electric unicycle with a very thick tire and T-shaped
handlebars.
The #5 honey girl panicked when she realized what was happening.
“Excuse me!?”
“Are these really street legal? Academy City traffic rules are so lax.”
Shokuhou didn’t want to hear that from a girl actively breaking the law by
stealing the vehicle, but Mikoto easily started it up with a motor sound
much lighter than with a gasoline engine. She took off down the street at
more than 60km/h. And it went without saying that a unicycle only had one
seat.
Yes.
Climbing a vertical building wall was not the only way to escape a mindless
group. If the dorm manager from hell secretly used an elevator to reach a
window on the same floor as Mikoto, it was all over. So the simpler and
more effective way to stay safe was to gain speed and put horizontal
distance between them.
She could try using a car or motorcycle, but with her brainwashed support
group spread out across the road, her own allies would get in the way of any
vehicle she tried to use. Funnily enough, the strongest dorm manager was
swallowed up by that crowd. Unfortunately for her, she was caught in an
avalanche of small children like Fremea, Azumi, and Kanou Shinka. It was
a good thing she only ever attacked misbehaving Tokiwadai students.
(That stupid queen bee sacrificed efficiency for a more intimidating visual.)
Mikoto thought she heard someone quite seriously approaching tears behind
her, but she wasn’t going to turn back for that. Ahh, the wind feels so nice.
She had been running aimlessly away thanks to Shokuhou’s force, Anti-
Skill, and then the dorm manager from hell chasing after her. She wanted to
see outside the city’s wall to find out what this world was, so she wanted to
avoid running around in circles. If she continued traveling in one direction,
she would eventually find what she wanted.
“District 18?”
And with so many research secrets to guard at those elite schools, the
defenses would be strict.
An intruder had been detected and a shot had been fired with no warning.
Because Mikoto was the #3 Railgun, the peak of the electrical espers, she
instantly identified the invisible attack.
It had come from a giant metal tower far away at the center of District 18.
Of course, Mikoto had never seen this before, so this observation wasn’t
enough to say anything about the identity of this world.
She tried emitting lots of EM waves from her body to confuse the EM
weapon tower’s targeting, but then her head wobbled heavily.
(Oh…no. My…stamina…)
That strange shout came from Shokuhou as she watched from a distance
(because she was left behind by the electric unicycle).
Her stamina was also close to its limit thanks to using Mental Out so much,
but the unpleasant sleepiness instantly vanished from her mind.
She always ate natural ingredients and avoided artificial additives, so being
vaporized along with the melted asphalt was one of the last ways she
wanted to die.
(Ehh? It’s over?? I knew she wasn’t very smart, but wow. Misaka-san, how
did you let that kill you? If you’re going to stupidly gather all the hate
ability onto yourself, you’re supposed to be killed in a creative way that
ensures lots of suffering. Did she really not understand that?)
She shouldn’t have given even the smallest prayer for her rival’s survival.
Boom!!
(But now I know I can use deadly microwaves to recharge after my stamina
drops, so I can keep using my power to jump around.)
And.
It was Gekota.
“We ask for the Great Getoka’s protection. Even that god of destruction will
hesitate to attack as long as he is with us.”
They believed she wouldn’t attack as long as they had Gekota with them.
For that to have become a part of her “mythology”, the way she deactivated
her lightning goddess form must have been seen and spread like a game of
telephone.
That aside, would a cult really crop up this quickly in a city of science?
(Shokuhou!! She cut off the network lines, isolating everyone from accurate
information. I’d heard that’s a common tactic used by scammers to pressure
their victims, but I didn’t realize how weak people’s minds were when they
lost all objective information. Still, this seems like a big change for just
three hours.)
As seen with ghost sightings, people had a bad habit of not questioning
what they saw when their existing knowledge was insufficient to
comprehend it. When people who can only believe what they see with their
own eyes misinterpret something as a ghost, they can end up relying on
bogus exorcists and related products.
“The world is fueled by the conflict between good and evil. May that
eternal battle destroy the existing world and guide humanity to the light!!”
“And it’s an apocalyptic cult!? Don’t just accept that, you spoiled brats!!”
Regardless, would it help at all if Mikoto ran over and demanded they stop?
What if they started believing Legendary God Mikoto would visit them if
they worshiped Gekota enough?
And…
“Wha-!?”
Mikoto noticed something that made her forget all of that and suddenly
jump back.
A change in the air seemed to slice through her skin like a sword.
“?”
All of a sudden, a thick beam of light broke through the wall right next to
Mikoto and sliced through the air.
“Hey there.”
Mugino Shizuri.
“Couldn’t help but notice you were having some fun over here. If you’re
gonna duke it out to see who’s strongest, you need to invite me!!”
By the time she shouted that, she had already launched her attack.
Mikoto magnetically launched herself more than 10m to the side, sending
her clear across the major street. Shokuhou crawled on the ground like a
frog to somehow avoid the multiple beams of light slicing through the air.
The #5’s mind turned toward her remote, but…
“…”
“Hey, don’t leave me here, Misaka-san!! You’ve fought this kind of back
alley monster before, haven’t you? Then this is your job ability!”
“I’d rather not die because I did what an unathletic chicken told me to do!!”
If she had taken the time to think, she would have been killed instantly.
“Tch!!?”
In truth, a Meltdowner beam shot into the sky had unnaturally bent above a
skyscraper to make a U-turn back down toward Mikoto.
It caught her fully by surprise, so she didn’t have time to dodge. She could
only raise her hands overhead.
(I still don’t know if this is a dream, the real world, or virtual reality, but I
don’t want that to hit me in any of them!)
She used a massive amount of magnetism to forcibly bend the beam, saving
her life.
However.
Blocking that one attack had considerably worn down her stamina.
“Oh, I get it. It was that experimental magnetic bridge for linear motor
trains. She used the magnetic pollution to bend the electron beam!!”
“Hey!! Quit running! You do know I don’t like being ignored, don’t you!?
You’re so dead!!!”
An angry shout reached her, sounding muffled after it reflected around the
building.
The scene before Mikoto’s eyes collapsed like an old paper photograph
being burned from behind by a lighter. The skyscraper melted into orange
goo as large holes formed and Meltdowner beams shot out. They were as
powerful as could be, but they were very poorly aimed. The #4 was a huge
nuisance of an enemy!!
No, wait. A random passerby couldn’t deflect a Meltdowner beam with his
forehead.
Some idiot had broken through the #4’s attack with a headbutt!?
“Wah hah hah!! What are you gutless Level 5s doing brawling in the
streets? Fine, then. I, Sogiita Gunha, will guide you back to the straight and
gutsy!!”
Mikoto held a hand to her forehead.
She was pretty sure that #7 had directly clashed with her lightning goddess
form without any kind of transformation on his part and lived to tell the
tale.
While three or four Level 5 kaiju had gathered in one place to fight, another
group showed no sign of fear and didn’t try running away.
“Chaos is what can best guide the world, not good or evil. May the two
gods continue fighting, producing the energy fueling the world and ensuring
us all a brighter future!!”
Meanwhile…
Is that the cult she mentioned? thought Shokuhou, staring into the distance.
“We offer you this Gekota! May the shape beloved by god ensure our
salvation!!”
(I could brainwash the leaders to take control of the entire cult and make
use of them. But should I? They seem a bit too obsessed.)
Then Shokuhou aimed her TV remote at Sogiita from behind and to the left
of him.
Unlike with the #4, she felt an almost unnatural lack of hesitation with the
#7.
“Dammit!!!”
Brainwashing complete.
The guts freak’s shoulders twitched and then he charged toward Mikoto.
She had clashed with Sogiita in the past, but she hadn’t been able to
understand what he was doing then. Which was a really bad sign when it
came to Academy City esper battles. Understanding the enemy’s ability was
the first step toward victory, but she didn’t understand anything about that
idiot who wouldn’t shut up about guts.
“That just leaves her as a problem. Honestly, the #7 will eventually break
through his brainwashing with brute force ability, so I need him to defeat
Misaka-san sooner rather than later.”
“If there’s a time limit, then send him after the #4!! You have free control
over him right now, don’t you!?”
Shokuhou winked, kissed the tip of her remote, and aimed it elsewhere.
“Gahhhhhhh! Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!!?”
“Oh, now this is getting interesting! You’re a Level 5 too!? Then it’s a fight
to the death!!!”
A Meltdowner beam shot from Mugino’s palm, but Sogiita simply waved
his right hand to the side to produce a rainbow explosion that eliminated the
beam in a burst of sparkles.
The very next moment, both of them ran forward and butted heads.
A deafening roar exploded out and red blood splattered across the
pavement.
Why were they more violent barehanded than when using brutal beams that
could burn through laboratory walls!?
“Eh? Eh? Wait, what? I thought the emergency shelter was this way.
Kyah!?”
“Stooooop!!”
Someone shouted.
And the small boy, who just so happened to be in the city, was clenching his
powerless fists. He squeezed his eyes shut, but he still held his ground,
clenched his teeth, and even stepped toward the threat before his eyes.
“I will protect my sister. I don’t know who you are, but keep your hands off
my one and only sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!”
And.
(A small child who isn’t even an esper risking his life to protect his family?
Directly challenging Academy City’s #7 Level 5 for nothing more than
that? W-without any kind of weapon or trick to back it up?)
“I…”
“…Huh?”
It did look a lot like the #7 had launched himself backwards with his own
super strength, but that didn’t matter right now.
With the one idiot gone, the other idiot was free to attack.
“Ohhhhhhh!! Where’s the next enemy!? Who out there is strong enough to
satisfy Academy City’s #4!!?”
She was looking for a powerful enemy, so she would likely walk right past
Saten and her brother.
“So I need to get out of here!! I know I’m faster than that unathletic Level
5, so she’ll get caught and keep the #4 busy for me! Because she’s a
complete klutz!!!”
“I’m sick of arguing with you every time, so can you just stop saying things
like that!?”
“The #3 and the #5, huh? Why are you trying to sneak away when you’re so
powerfullllllllllllllllll!?”
In that instant, all emotion vanished from Misaka Mikoto’s face and she
took action.
“Agragaghgahgh#$%&‘〜|‘{+*}<>?_@「;:」・¥☆´仝£〓!!!”
She shed tears of blood while launching lightning, iron sand, and coins.
Her love proved too powerful for the #4, who vanished along with the
scenery behind her.
“You know you’re only proving that cult right, don’t you?”
Mikoto regained her senses and refocused on the goal she had lost sight of.
Discovering the truth of this world and settling things with Shokuhou still
appeared to be the fastest way to end all this conflict.
She ran along the asphalt by herself, passing by a few people (who had not
yet been corrupted by the cult).
Since an angry Shokuhou was chasing after her, those passersby would
eventually be brainwashed.
But Mikoto could use that to her advantage when she had a goal in mind. It
would change a lot if she could detect the powerful espers who Shokuhou
would prioritize going after.
Part 11
If outsiders, especially rivals form the School Garden, brought trouble to
District 18, they would be blasted without warning by a microwave weapon
that could melt the asphalt.
One of the esper girls she had brainwashed into serving her had something
taped to her back like a prank note.
“Dwahhhhh!!?”
As her brainwashed shields, those students all had their backs to her.
The batteries had been on thin metal panels attached to their backs, so the
brainwashed espers hadn’t taken much damage, but Shokuhou wasn’t so
fortunate. For how common lithium ion batteries were, they could cause
quite an explosion when misused.
Yes.
If Mikoto knew those espers would be brainwashed, she could lay a trap.
Ideally using something that could be remotely triggered with electricity or
EM waves. That way she didn’t have to worry about accidentally harming
any strangers if Shokuhou didn’t brainwash them.
Mikoto didn’t actually think this was enough to defeat the #5.
But if she left Shokuhou unsure who might be a trap waiting to be triggered,
it would prevent Shokuhou from bolstering her numbers.
Meaning…
(I’ll just have to protect myself with the usual clique members who I know
Misaka-san hasn’t touched. After I brainwash them to ensure they won’t
betray me or question my orders, of course!!)
Part 12
Mikoto felt a twinge of reluctance when her journey jumping from building
to building took her to the edge of District 18.
(Yeah, I’ll have to preserve my strength after I leave here. I won’t be able to
recharge with the EM weapon tower.)
That special district could be seen as the front door for the land route and
shipping. Which meant it directly bordered the outside wall.
If she saw Shinjuku like normal, then this was the real world.
She had already rejected the idea that this was a virtual reality running on
electronic equipment, but if the city and view outside of Academy City
didn’t look right, it would mean this world was an artificial field created by
an illusion esper or a fake city made for filming a movie.
It would mean a lot to know for sure if she could safely destroy this city.
That would tell her on what scale she could battle Shokuhou.
“Tch!”
These were not just the crowd pursuing her on the ground. They were up as
high as she was. She could see several girls jumping from rooftop to
rooftop.
(Come to think of it, didn’t her clique easily catch up to a running train
during the Daihaseisai!? If they’re this close, it won’t be long until they
have me surrounded!!)
And the Shokuhou Clique had more than just physical fighters.
Mikoto suddenly heard someone else’s voice speaking directly in her mind.
<I am glad you remember me. It is strange that you can deflect the Queen’s
Mental Out, but I can easily establish a link with my lower-level telepathy.>
Once Kobayashi Satori established a one-way link, she could spy on your
thoughts and predict your actions.
And she could also use the link to track your general location. The biggest
threat in war was reliable intelligence. If Mikoto didn’t do anything about
Kobayashi, she would be allowing the other clique members to rush right to
her.
So…
<My, how violent. And did you really think I only played a harmless
support role?>
(Hm? Can she use her telepathy to attack? Like fill your mind with
incomprehensibly broken text and words to make the speech center of the
brain glitch out?)
<Crotch.>
“…?”
<Vagina, vulva, genitalia, privates. Oh? You can call it the groin too.
Language is such a fascinating thing.>
No.
<Yes, using colored pens to underline all the lewd words in your dictionary
is quite a shameful hobby. Maybe I shouldn't have outed myself like
that☆>
“Ahhhhhhh!?”
Crash!!!
Orange sparks flew from the giant gantry cranes meant to lift the metal
shipping containers stacked up in pyramids and from the flat AGVs moving
in and out of the containers, starting some small fires.
<Hee hee. If I told you, I believe you would explode in a similar way.>
Once Mikoto’s intensity started to flag, Shokuhou would send her clique’s
elites in to surround and defeat her.
Mikoto was only a kilometer – a mere 1000 meters – away from the wall,
but she couldn’t cover that distance. The Shokuhou Clique would close in
on her first. She couldn’t slip past them. Even though the view past that
wall would tell her what this world was!
She poured all her remaining strength into her legs and jumped.
Fortunately, District 11’s tallest building was nearby. She magnetically drew
herself to it.
“Heh hee hee!! Climbing that building will only leave you with nowhere to
run!!”
By raising her eye level, the distance to the horizon would naturally grow. If
she could climb high enough, she would be able to see the world outside the
wall without actually crossing it herself.
“Ohhhhhh!!”
She set foot on the skyscraper wall and ran up the full 500m.
She arrived on the roof.
Only the vast expanse of the ocean lay beyond Academy City.
In the sky.
Like broken pieces of eggshell, this entire world was comprised of several
chunks of land slowly moving at various heights while surrounded by a
blue spherical ocean.
The pieces of land moved like clouds in the wind, but they never collided
with each other, suggesting there were some kind of rules governing it.
She hadn’t noticed it until now, but altogether the layers of floating land
may have covered half – no, two-thirds – of the blue planet. Academy City
had only just so happened to have a cloudless blue sky until now.
She saw castle walls and sharp pointed bell towers made of smooth white
marble.
The deep, rumbling cry was quite intimidating and she looked up to see it
belonged to a dragon with a wingspan of well over 120m, making it larger
than a jumbo jet.
A dragon?
If so…
Like it had broken through the mental block she had placed over it.
(That’s right.)
She remembered.
(Back when all this started, when we began fighting over that pudding in
the courtyard, my high-voltage current hit the café’s big propane tank and it
exploded.)
“Oh. Well, normally, the goddess here – that’s me – would be handing out
maxed-out parameters and all-powerful skills as casually as a part-timer
giving out free energy drink samples on the street corner, but ruining the
divine balance you have going on would only work against you, so I
thought it would be best to leave you in the default state.”
For one, who was this girl smiling in front of her? She called herself
Reincarnation Goddess Salinagaritina, but that wasn’t enough. Who was
she really?
…Of course, Mikoto was 14 herself, but a year’s difference meant a lot to
middle schoolers. So Mikoto only saw her as a small child.
The girl’s long silver hair was done up in a flat braid that resembled a fried
shrimp. She had light skin, but her short stature was at odds with her
unnaturally large boobs. In fact, large didn’t do them justice. Enormous
worked better. She wore a sheer white dancer’s outfit. But the thin chains,
clasps, and whatnot were all silver. However, the hagoromo-style ribbons
were bright reds, blues, and greens.
Her overall coloration was very holy, but the revealing outfit made it look
more profane. Was that imbalance a calculated thing? If so, what was the
point of that extremely unbalanced arrangement?
…And was the combination of short and busty another part of that?
“Whatever the case, that outfit is more of a Shokuhou thing. Because it’s
lewd.”
“Do you have to bring our fight over into the afterlife, Misaka-saaan?” said
Shokuhou, burning with a dark flame next to Mikoto.
“Does this mean we died in that propane tank explosion during lunch?”
Assuming Shokuhou’s Mental Out hadn’t broken the established rules and
reached Mikoto’s brain, that memory should be accurate. In fact, it would
have been more surprising to have escaped such a major accident
unharmed.
But Mikoto and Shokuhou didn’t have any obvious injuries here and they
didn’t recognize this sanctuary place that was larger than a domed stadium.
Yes.
Neither Mikoto nor Shokuhou recognized the construction style either (and
they knew more than the average person on that subject thanks to their
school). At the very least, it wasn’t ancient Greek or Roman. The large open
space was surrounded by boxy spiral staircases and pure water fell down
tiered paths from above. That may have been a type of cascade, but they
weren’t sure what kind of mythological meaning the decoration had.
If whoever was behind this had gone to all the trouble of creating this place,
what were they going to do with Mikoto and Shokuhou?
It was the look of an actor who saw her costar just standing there out of
costume after the curtain rose.
“Wait, wait. Oh, that’s not good. There’s still a tiny thread leftover. Argh,
how many times do I have to tell them to sever every last connection and
sliver of regret regarding their past life before bringing them here?”
It was unclear who she was complaining about there, but that wasn’t what
Mikoto was interested in.
“Hm? So was there some kind of trouble? Like that we didn’t actually die in
that accident? If we’re still just barely having an out-of-body experience
here, then send us back!”
“Sorry, but that isn’t an option.”
“And before you get any ideas, you couldn’t go back even if you began a
nightmare-difficulty impossible boss battle and somehow managed to defeat
me. Lately, there’s been a rash of these dangerous people who try to break
things during the initial tutorial. Anyway, the system is a one-way road. I
send you from front to back. If you want to go from back to front, you need
to go ask a different goddess.”
“?”
The goddess clearly didn’t understand, but Mikoto didn’t feel like
explaining.
“If you we do what you say, are we going to have to cross some strange
river? I’d really rather not. What happens if we just stay in this really
pleasant tutorial space forever?”
“Any soul other mine will probably be worn away into nothingness if it
stays here too long. And I mean it truly disappears. If that happens, you
can’t enjoy your overpowered reincarnation. Because your soul will be
gone forever.”
“…” “…”
“So you’re free to take detours if you like, but if you want to take a
different route back to your Earth where you can regain consciousness and
leave the hospital, don’t try to go back the way you came. I recommend
visiting some other random world first☆ Think of it like making a reallllly
big U-turn!”
“Ehh? So like you ask a bunch of yes-or-no questions and then give us a
recommended world? Can’t we get a hint ability of where to start? Being
told you can do anything makes it really hard to do anything at all.”
“This is all for your own good, so stop complaining about the tutorial!
Besides, some people are better suited for some worlds than others. Like if I
threw you extreme combat kaiju into a world where a plate of nikujaga is
worth its weight in gold, nothing would happen, would it? Nothing at all.”
“I-I can cook if I have to! An apron over a school uniform is the perfect
middle school girl look!!” “I-I can cook if I have to! An apron over a school
uniform is the perfect middle school girl look!!”
Whether it was for appearances or they were serious, they both shouted
back at the same time. While blushing.
Mikoto and Shokuhou did still have questions, but their arms intersected as
they pointed at each other’s face.
“Any world is fine as long as she’s not in it!!!” “Any world is fine as long
as she’s not in it!!!”
It was…accepted?
“Hee hee. You two are actually really good friends, aren’t you?”
Shokuhou brainwashed the goddess with her TV remote and Mikoto blasted
her away with a Railgun.
The great mass charged in at a sharp angle that clearly differed from a large
passenger plane or bomber.
As soon as Mikoto jumped from the rooftop, the top three floors of the
skyscraper were torn away by the dragon’s scales, which were like a grater
or a saw. A graze from those would be enough to destroy a human body.
Whichever building wall Mikoto chose to magnetically land on next, she
was dealing with a living creature. She was doomed if it predicted her
course and attacked just as she landed!!
(How many skyscrapers are left, and at what distribution? Being able to
stick to building walls doesn’t buy me much in a lengthy battle against a
winged beast!!)
Mikoto might be able to bring it down with a Railgun, but that attack’s
range was only 50m. In a grounded fight, that was plenty, but in a fast-
moving air battle, it would require being at “close range”. She had to
assume the odds of hitting were close to zero if she fired at random. She
needed a plan.
The eggshell shards of land had polished marble spires sticking up from
them. Probably parts of castles or churches. It would be simple enough to
write it off as medieval European, but Shokuhou’s knowledge of world
history didn’t contain any of the designs she was seeing.
It looked like she really was in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery.
(A world with broken land floating above an ocean planet, hm? That means
Academy City here isn’t on the surface either. It’s on a relatively low level,
but it’s still floating above the blue core.)
(The nearest small island is more than 50m away. I can’t reach it on foot
since it’s floating and I don’t see how I can clear the vertical or horizontal
distance without Misaka-san’s magnet ability. That dragon isn’t human, so
Mental Out won’t work on it. That means taming it and soaring through the
sky on its back isn’t an option.)
(New plan: earn that idiot’s trust ability and then stab her in the back when
she lets her guard down☆)
Shokuhou let out a quick sigh to refocus her mind before aiming her TV
remote toward a giant slate covered in ancient angular writing that sat on
the edge of the cliff.
She was reading the residual thoughts, not the mysterious writing.
Just because this was another world full of crazy-looking nature and strange
magic didn’t mean espers were entirely powerless there.
“No! I just know you’ll tell me the wrong thing on purpose!! You’re trying
to get it to kill me so you don’t have to do it yourself! So no thank you!!!”
The scheming girl was just a bit impressed, but she kept that to herself.
And Mikoto didn’t wait for Shokuhou’s reaction. As she continued jumping
from skyscraper to skyscraper, the 120m dragon got impatient and charged
in, so Beast Hunter Mikoto hopped onto its back.
Shokuhou didn’t know if Mikoto would believe her, but she (cutely) formed
a megaphone with her hands and shouted up from the ground.
(Let’s see…)
“First, slaying the Brain Edge Dragon requires the Sword of Valor, but to
get that you need the Rusty Blade from the depths of the mines of Orion,
Celesaqphere’s western continent, and then you need to get it retempered by
the dwarves who live in the Brand Mountain Range, but the dwarves are at
war with the elves, which means they’re too busy to accept outside work, so
you need to resolve that millennium-long conflict and bring the war to an
end, but the parchment needed for the treaty can only be made from the
Eternal Agreement Goat which is only found on the southern continent of
Boutique and catching the goat is a lot easier if you have the Silver
Throwing Net, so you should first go talk to the mermaids in the Seabed
Kingdom, but mermaids are shy and you’ll first need to increase your
communication ability by polishing your conversational skill which is best
done by studying at the acting school in the Urban continent’s largest casino
town of Vernment and you need letters of recommendation from five people
to get in, but trying to negotiate for those will get you nowhere, so its best
to force the issue with money ability and the fastest and most reliable way
to make a lot of money is to skip the casino where the pro dealers control
who wins and loses and to head out of town and work as a bounty hunter,
and the best place to find high-bounty monsters is the northern continent of
Snowdome, so you’ll need to charter a ship there, register with the guild,
and – no, wait, chartering a ship requires a travel permit, which you’ll have
to acquire on your own – and once you’ve registered with the guild, you
need to head to the off-limits White Snowplains to hunt down 20 each of
Rank 5 Big Mammoths and Paradise Wendigos, which will be enough to
reach the sum you want, but first timers aren’t given the big jobs like that,
so you’ll need to first work smaller jobs to increase your star ranking – I do
hope you’re paying attention to all this – and once you have the money, you
head back to the casino town of Vernment in Urban, but if you try to travel
by ship with all that money, there’s a 100% chance of being targeted by
pirates, so you’ll need to hire some bodyguards first and the best guards in
Snowdome are the Dawnbright Valors, so you’ll want to go speak with
them, but if they know how rich you are, they’ll jack up their prices and
take all your money from you, so be careful about that, but don’t worry
because if you challenge their leader to single combat and win, that won’t
be an issue anymore, but once you’ve gotten into the acting school in
Vernment, you’ll receive acting lessons, but since you’re after the shy
mermaids, you’ll want to choose the comedy classes, but while it usually
takes three years to graduate, you don’t need to stick around that long, so
you can leave after picking up the basics during the first week, but escaping
the dorm-only school requires some real technique, so it’s recommended
you first contact a group of failing students and get them to tell you the best
escape route, but if you escape with them, they’ll stick with you and pretend
to be helping you until they eventually betray you, so keep that in mind as
you escape the acting school and make your way to the Seabed Kingdom,
but reaching that kingdom requires entering a whale’s belly and that doesn’t
do you any good if you die in there, so you need a Survival Capsule first,
but you can get one of those from the worker’s guild in the port city of
Belzar, so don’t bother trying to steal one, and once you have the Survival
Capsule, you can dive into the ocean, but before the whale will swallow you
whole, you have to disguise yourself as-”
The great mass lost its speed and, thanks to its wings, slowly dropped
toward the ground.
The effect was like a cross between a meteor strike and a bomber
performing a belly landing.
Shokuhou tried to run away, but she tripped over her own feet, fell, and
performed a few panty-flashing somersaults to just barely avoid the massive
attack.
“I don’t want to hear about fair play from someone who tried to kill me
along with the terrain ability around me!!”
The Fan Service Queen was flipped upside down in her short skirt as she
blushed and shouted back. But her spirit of fan service may have gone too
far because she looked more like she had taken an imaginary belly-to-back
suplex.
However, this was a fantasy world where swords and sorcery were
everything.
Are you serious? thought Mikoto. It was such a shock it took her a bit to
grasp it.
Those weren’t birds flying around overhead. They were half-naked winged
girls. A flock of two or three harpies or sirens were flying together.
“La la la. I know it’s necessary for the cursed song, but I hate having to
look after my throat.”
Mikoto waved up from the ground, but they ignored her, suggesting she
couldn’t contact them.
And why were they speaking Japanese? The reincarnation goddess too for
that matter.
“Was the lack of information in an emergency not the only reason that cult
appeared so quickly in Academy City?”
“Are you suggesting a cult was the natural result because the city was
brought to a world where myths and religions provide real power in an
everyday sort of way?” asked Shokuhou.
And.
If they accepted the ridiculous idea that they had died and been sent to
another world, it did help explain some things.
Yes.
Most likely, Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki had triggered a propane
tank explosion while fighting during lunch and they were in critical
condition. Mikoto didn’t know what the scientific term was, but they had to
be in what was commonly known as an out-of-body experience. Maybe
they were in a coma and maybe they were in a vegetative state, but they
were still alive and that idiot goddess had jumped the gun on sending them
to another world. They would be in real trouble if they didn’t quickly find a
way to wake up and return to their original world.
That meant the Academy City they had been rampaging through was in a
similar state.
The physical Academy City in western Tokyo had not been transferred here.
A ghostlike version of the city had been taken to the other world with the
two girls.
But unlike the pointy-haired boy who had witnessed all sorts of dangerous
things because he got caught up in trouble about as commonly as a certain
housekeeper, Mikoto and Shokuhou didn’t have the necessary knowledge or
experience. Even if they had gotten very close at times, like contacting
Kazakiri in her golden angel mode.
“But that would mean…” thought Shokuhou as she looked up into the sky.
They had met Shirai Kuroko, Hokaze Junko, Kobayashi Satori, and
Kamijou Touma here, but had those people actually been a piece of this
strange city?
They had been weirdly casual about Shirai and Kamijou being blown away
before their eyes. It hadn’t felt real.
“?”
Shokuhou wasn’t sure what that idiot was talking about, but she decided it
would be best not to control Hokaze, Kobayashi, and the others in their
attempt to return to Earth. They might look the same and have the same
powers, but that wasn’t actually them. Which meant she couldn’t fully trust
them.
Besides, the telepathic link with Kobayashi had already been severed.
She hadn’t actually tested it, but she doubted any of the people in this
strange city could leave its walls. In a very literal sense, they could only be
residents of the city.
“And this.”
Shokuhou sat down on the ground and tossed a pebble toward Mikoto.
“I was right. I thought the ground here might have a lot of iron since there’s
so much rust-red sand, but the iron content must be really high for your
magnetism ability to react and make it float☆”
“Hm.”
Tokyo’s soil had iron sand in it, but not this much.
“It seems like Academy City’s satellite is still up there. It bombed us after
all.”
“That would mean the GPS measurements are being taken, but with the
actual readings not matching the preset world map in the slightest, the
computer must be getting tons of error abilities, automatically stopping any
GPS services from working.”
“Probably.”
That could be why an Electromaster like Mikoto had been so irritable and
aggressive.
“Yes, that must be it!! It’s all the magnetic anomaly’s fault, not mine! You
have no excuse for your behavior, but I do!!”
They still didn’t know how the eggshell shard floating islands managed to
defy gravity, but they had an extremely high iron content. Mikoto’s
magnetism might just be enough to leap between the floating islands.
“It’s just that researchers and engineers love using those names. They’ll
choose a random mythological name for their new project to hide what it
actually does.”
“…”
“Hee hee. But I bet your knowledge comes from manga, Misaka-san.”
At any rate, stepping outside of Academy City brought them to a cliff with
an endless ocean far below. Even with water down there, they were high
enough that the shock of impact would kill them.
A big, ancient slate was stabbed into the ground nearby, but Shokuhou had
already read the residual thoughts in it and it didn’t seem to offer anything
else.
“Do you know how to investigate it on your own? Can you calculate how
many days it will take before you encounter your first person to question?
But I can read people’s memories and the residual thoughts in inanimate
objects, which seems like it would help you solve this world’s mysteries a
lot faster.”
“Gyahhhhhhh!?”
Mikoto leaped about 30m with Shokuhou clinging to the side of her hip.
This was a vertical jump. Shokuhou had asked for this, but she blanched
and screamed at the sudden weightlessness.
…But did this world have any other people living in it? If so, how did they
travel between floating landmasses? If they couldn’t cheat with
magnetically-fueled jumps, this had to be a very inconvenient world. Or did
they all live all their lives on the floating land they were born on and
leaving their home was severely frowned upon?
Mikoto cut the magnetic assistance and came to a brief stop in midair.
It was more like a large hunk of rock than an island. It had to be one of the
smallest of the “eggshell pieces”. Still, it was about the size of a school
classroom. Something was flattened atop the barren piece of rock. It was
hard to identify while squashed flat, but it wasn’t quite the same as a hot-air
balloon. It may have originally been an airship shaped like a rugby ball.
“But that would only be 10m even when inflated, wouldn’t it? I thought
airships weren’t very efficient unless you made them humongous.”
“The logic ability of our world might not apply. The atoms, molecules, and
technology here could be completely different from in our world, so maybe
there’s a light and stable incombustible gas here.”
Whatever the case, that didn’t look like the result of a proper landing.
If it had been caught in the fight against the giant dragon, Mikoto and
Shokuhou could be partially responsible, so they decided it would be best to
investigate the flattened airship.
A woman of about 20 crawled out from below the gasbag’s thick material.
To the two middle schoolers, a woman who skipped right past the three
years of high school looked quite a bit older than them. …Although she
seemed a little sad that she lost to Shokuhou when it came to boobs.
The young woman, who was their first encounter with a resident of this
world, was wearing a red princess dress. Her long purple hair was worn in
gorgeous ringlets.
After crawling out on all fours, she didn’t seem capable of getting back up
and tearfully tapped her lower back.
“I-I can’t believe I took a direct hit from a Continent Blade. Not a good start
to a long journey… Now I have to pay for the airship and they’ll demand I
pay more for breach of contract. If I’d known this would happen, I would
have just thrown around some more money and bought one instead of going
with a rental.”
Mikoto and Shokuhou were actually relieved to find she sounded like a
sheltered rich girl.
“Thank you very much. Continent Blades are vacuum blades that appear
unpredictably as the paths of the floating lands move through the air. They
generally weaken and disperse quickly, but what do you think happens if
you run into one in midair?”
Did this world have giant guillotines flying through the air year round?
“This world has dragons, magic, and flying continents, but I guess it can’t
all be fun and games.”
There was no lie in the woman’s smile. Mikoto was honestly envious.
She felt nothing but disgust for her home of Academy City.
“Huh, is that how it works here? Flying continents and magic schools. I’d
love to go to one of those.”
“?”
The way Mikoto put that made the young woman tilt her head.
“So will you be living on your own now? Not having a dorm manager
sounds great, but no allowance and having to earn your own living sounds
nerve-racking.”
“It is. I am still a complete novice, but I thought the easiest business to get
into for now would be the slave trade!”
Hm?
Did she…?
“Um?”
“Yes?”
“What, uh, did you just say? The easiest business to get into would be…?”
She said it as casually as someone saying they were going to try online
stock trading to learn about money.
There was no wicked smile on her face. She only looked confused.
“Ugh…”
The girl of about 10 had long blonde hair. Her pointy ears were twitching,
but her threadbare green dress was a lot more noticeable. It was sleeveless
and had a mini tight skirt, but it was so filthy it was hard to focus on any of
those details. The accident couldn’t have caused this. Those were stains that
had accumulated over a long period of time. A jangling sound came from
her. She had a thick steel collar around her skinny neck with a thick chain
loosely attached to her emaciated ankles.
The woman hadn’t been using slang or a dialectic term. She really sold
people?
“My, my.”
“…I-I’m sorry…”
Such a heavy apology should never have come from such a small child.
Her sluggish movement may have been the result of extreme exhaustion
weighing on her body.
Her tiny hands held onto a large trunk made of thick leather.
She tried several times to lift it, but it simply wasn’t possible. Before
Mikoto could hurry over and assist her, the girl was overpowered by the
weight and toppled forward, causing the trunk to fall over with her.
Someone sighed.
“…Ah…”
“The first three mistakes are a simple whipping, but the fourth means losing
an ear. Those are the standard rules for slave elves, which you should know
quite well as a slave so useless she wasn’t even worth putting on the
market.”
The young woman grabbed one of the long, twitching ears, and yanked
hard.
In her other hand, she all of a sudden held a large razor like a barber would
use.
She pressed the blade against the base of the ear just like someone might
head to the front door after hearing the doorbell ring.
Her lifeless eyes carried the resignation of someone who had decided the
destruction of her body and the death that followed would at least mean an
end to the suffering.
But that was no mercy or kindness. It was the same as the illusionary
warmth felt if you kept your hand buried in the cold snow long enough.
“…”
But.
She couldn’t bear to see eyes without the spark of life in them.
Everything she saw here dug up painful memories. Memories of other girls
who were treated as throwaway tools for a loathsome experiment and who
obeyed without a word of complaint as they were slaughtered one after
another.
“Hey, there must be plenty of other jobs out there. Why would you go out
of your way to be a slaver?”
The young woman didn’t even need to think about her answer.
“You don’t need any kind of qualifications or license to start. And if you
want to start a big business, you need a quick way of earning enough money
to get it off the ground, right? Anyone can do a job as simple as this, so it’s
no more than the first step on the path toward greater success.”
“You cruelly rob people of their freedom, you force them to work against
their will, and you wear them down to the bone… Haven’t you ever felt just
a little bad about that?”
“Why in the world would I? Slaves are meant to be worked hard. If a slave
is tough enough to last longer, that just means you have to push them even
harder so you won’t have to continue feeding them! Keeping around healthy
slaves for too long would only bankrupt me!!”
She sounded just like she was explaining that it was cheaper to throw out
and replace an old, inefficient air conditioner.
…This wasn’t her crime alone. That was how this world worked. The real
culprit was the environment that had raised the young woman to think this
way.
In a number of ways.
This trip to another world was likely the result of a mistake, so her top
priority had to be investigating this world and finding a way back to Earth
while this out-of-body experience was still only that. What to do about this
slave elf had nothing at all to do with that goal.
But for some reason, Shokuhou didn’t try to stop her despite taking a
cynical view of human nature and prioritizing efficiency.
In fact, Shokuhou gently hugged the dazed little elf to her chest. And she
did it so smoothly the master with the large razor just let it happen. So the
young woman probably hadn’t even realized she had given up her hostage.
Even though that had been to ensure the elf wouldn’t be hit on accident.
The #5’s look of silent approval told Mikoto she was free to do whatever
she wanted.
“They look like us, they think like us, and they speak like us, but just
because they’re ‘not human’ you think it’s okay to chain them up, buy and
sell them, and work them to the bone? And even worse, you think it’s more
economical for the master to work them literally to death? I see, I see.”
“?”
There was no hostility or caution on her face. She truly could not figure out
what about this was bothering Mikoto so much.
And.
Crash!!!
“Don’t worry.”
Shokuhou twirled the TV remote in her hand and pressed it against the
forehead of the slave elf in her other arm.
“I can erase all the painful memories, but only if you truly want me to.
First…yes, I know. I can remove those painful feelings and bitter emotions
from deep in your heart☆”
With the click of a button, something returned to the slave’s lifeless eyes.
That was probably the natural power to protect your formless life and seek a
better future.
It was a light that should have been within the elf girl all along.
“Um.”
The slave girl moved her lips while held gently to Shokuhou’s large chest.
After being worn down so far her very core nearly broke, she asked a
question.
She had accepted the chain connecting her thick collar to her ankles as
something normal, so she must have abandoned all hope of ever being
rescued.
Shokuhou Misaki was not Misaka Mikoto.
The #3 was not the only who had failed to save a girl in the past.
Even if the deceased had accepted their death without resistance, it wasn’t
so easy for the survivors to accept.
It never was.
“Well.”
(Telling her this rotten system reminds me of Dolly would be rude to this
girl and that girl both.)
Shokuhou twirled her remote again and kept that answer to herself.
“?”
“I mean, my Mental Out works on you. So whatever you might be, I have to
accept that you have a mind just like mine☆” explained the honey girl with
a smile.
It was just like Tokiwadai’s wicked Queen to imply Mikoto didn’t deserve
human rights since Mental Out didn’t work on her.
Part 5
“Gwoahhhh!!!!”
That woman still had it in her to yell after receiving a rush of attacks from
the #3. Specifically, the nonhuman trafficker had held out her palm to
activate several layers of thick compressed air shields, which had slightly
diverted the Railgun’s path. The Railgun could of course break through any
number of those shields, but its path shifted slightly when piercing each
layer, adding up to enough of an error that it had shifted a full shoulder
width horizontally.
This was a skill system entirely different from Academy City’s espers.
“S Wind!!”
Wind twisted together into a spear thicker than Mikoto’s torso and shot out.
It didn’t end with just that. The nonhuman trafficker made a snap of her
wrist.
“Spread Wind!!”
The #3 girl was mildly surprised by how easily she was accepting
everything happening here.
She was a resident of Academy City on the science side. Ordinarily, she
would frown and reject an occult term like magic. But here it pierced right
through the usual intellectual rejection to lodge itself deep in her mind.
She was a threat that used magic, which was commonplace in this world.
“…”
“When I was little, I saw some elves when I looked out the window of my
carriage on the brick road.”
Instead of scorn, those sick eyes were filled with duty and purpose.
“They had no collars and no masters and no one providing them a roof for
shelter. Oh, those poor elves. That was when I decided I would gather
enough power to make it on my own and then mercifully and charitably
rescue them from their filthy primitive lives!!”
They were nothing but merchandise to her.
She saw the elves living in the forest as an abnormality and truly believed
that they would be happier if a human tamed them and gave them a
“proper” life.
The fool who couldn’t even imagine a viewpoint different from her own
gave Mikoto a mocking grin.
“What will you do now? I hope you knew what you were getting yourself
into picking a fight with nobility. Your fate is now mine to choose and I will
not even let you be a slave. A vacuum whip can easily strip the flesh from
your bones. My whip will peel away your skin and strip away the flesh so I
can see your bo- gyah!!?”
“Now, I don’t know how you control the wind, but it looks like you have to
give it the shape of a sword or a whip or whatever first. I can produce
electricity in a vacuum.. You might be able to increase the insulation
resistance a bit by compressing the air, but that won’t protect you unless it
actually hits my attack. Did you actually think you could deflect ultra-quick
electric attacks with a weapon that only covers the width of a stick?”
“You caused all this tragedy!! You’re a shitty vortex that drags in the lives
around you by your mere presence!!!”
The air was scorched orange at three times the speed of sound.
The nonhuman trafficker spun through the air before slamming into the
ground. She had been knocked over by the Railgun shooting past her, not a
direct hit.
“Misaka-saaan.”
“Don’t kill her too quick. If an unrepentant monster doesn’t suffer as much
as they deserve, there’s no enjoyment ability in it☆”
“Shut up. And you aimed your remote at my head when I fired the first one,
didn’t you? I fired a Railgun along with the lightning spear and iron sand
sword. This would’ve been over in seconds if not for the weird headache
that gave me!!”
“Why would you want to ruin your life in seconds, murderer? Misaka-san,
why don’t you stop and think about what you’re saying here?”
…If Shokuhou hadn’t interfered with her remote and Mikoto’s attacks had
continued without a hitch, what would have happened to the nonhuman
trafficker?
People’s lives didn’t seem to carry much “weight” in this world. Almost
like defeating your enemy was simply a routine way of earning money and
experience.
(This isn’t good. I might really kill someone if I don’t focus on what I’m
doing and stop myself.)
“So what do you want to do with her, Misaka-san? Are you really going to
treat her like a sandbag until she dies?”
The nonhuman trafficker’s body jerked in a way that was clearly different
from what the electricity made her do.
“What is happening? It seems to me you will have to live out the rest of
your life crawling on the ground like a dog. Oh, and lift your butt more☆”
“Ugh!”
“And you will serve this girl until the day you die. If she has any heavy
luggage, you can carry it on your back. Getting a precious trunk dirty
deserves punishment, isn’t that right? And when her little legs are tired, you
can be her chair. Hee hee☆Can you already tell you have no way of
fighting this?”
After Mikoto’s exasperated comment, the #5 girl sighed and pressed her
remote’s button again.
The nonhuman trafficker collapsed unconscious to the ground like her own
power button had been hit.
“Then I’ll do this the peaceful way. I’ve erased only her business
knowledge and skills, so any future attempts at business will mean a string
of failures that leave her too occupied to even think about enslaving any
more elves☆”
A variety of shocks had left the nonhuman trafficker passed out with her
eyes rolled back in her head, but enough about her.
The key ring must have had keys for everything from the trunk to the collar.
When the unathletic girl tossed them over (with very poor aim), Mikoto
magnetically drew them into her hand before approaching the slave elf.
Yes, the elf with the thick chain connecting her steel collar to her legs.
Just seeing those restraints pissed Mikoto off, so she prepared to remove
them, but…
“Hyah!”
“Hm? Why?”
“Um, uh… I’m so used to wearing them I’m not sure what I would do if
you forcibly removed them…”
Would it feel as weird to her as heading out with only one sock on?
Traditions and customs could be frighting things, but maybe this was
pushing her too far too quickly.
Mikoto gave Shokuhou a look and the Queen simply shook her head.
Did that mean to keep the keys and leave the issue be for now?
“Yeah?”
Their new party member, the slave elf (who looked to be) of about age 10,
addressed Mikoto. If she was anything like the elves in manga and anime,
then she could actually be hundreds of years old.
The girl had been prepared to die as a slave. Maybe it was difficult for her
to process the very concept of having been rescued.
There was a display? Could she tell something from people’s faces or palms
like reading a QR code? It was a complete mystery what the nonhuman elf
had read about Mikoto or where she had seen it, but the small girl didn’t
appear to mean anything by it.
“Pff, heh heh… Warrior Woman? Of all things, you’re a Warrior Woman
with the six pack, bikini armor, and sword? So if you were a monster,
would you be a club-wielding giant? Oh, I can’t take it! Wah ha ha ha ha
ha!! Hee hee!! Oh, my sides. That’s perfect for you and your scant
intelligence ability! Cackle cackle cackle!!!”
Most likely, the “lewd” part wasn’t actually on the status display, but that it
was the elf’s personal opinion only made it more devastating.
“Um, that changes what skills, including magic, you learn when levelling
up and it alters what kinds of weapons and armor you can equip. You also
need a specific job to enter certain specialty shops.”
“Level?”
The elf’s long ears drooped and she sounded ashamed as she answered.
They froze.
Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki tried to feign calm, but it simply
wasn’t possible.
“Yes… At such a low level, I don’t know all that much magic. I can see
why someone so worthless would end up as a slave. I really am no use to
anyone.”
The elf hung her head sadly, but Mikoto and Shokuhou were flabbergasted.
“(What the hell!? This world goes up to the double digits!? That means
we’re complete weaklings here!! We couldn’t even become mini-bosses!)”
“(Don’t complain to me, Misaka-san! You’re the one who can supposedly
nearly reach Level 6 for an instant with your lightning goddess ability. How
many more of those dangerous secrets are hidden in the esper
development!?)”
“Um, what did I say that was so strange? The average human villager
should be around Level 20. And when you go up to the kings and such,
they’re probably all at the level cap of 9999.”
“What kind of world is this!? Levels go up to the thousands here!? Now I’m
too terrified to take a single step in any direction!!”
Mikoto and Shokuhou clung to each other and trembled, but then the elf
provided another crucial piece of information.
She pointed toward the nonhuman trafficker who was passed out so
pathetically on the ground.
“By the way, since she could use the midlevel Super and Spread class
magic, she’s probably around Level 35.”
“Which makes it all the weirder that they speak Japanese and use decimal
numbers.”
They didn’t understand that part, but those questions could wait.
It was unlikely the elf here would know all the answers.
This was a delicate issue, so Mikoto and Shokuhou kept their voices low.
“(But if an elf who’s probably lived for centuries is Level 11, how does it
make sense for that slaver of 20 to be Level 35? If you gain levels from
experience, wouldn’t a long-lived race have the strongest people in the
world?)”
“(Maybe their race just isn’t interested in levelling up? Battle ability seems
to be managed by a job system, so maybe you don’t gain experience unless
you continually defeat enemies as part of a combat-oriented job. Maybe you
stay the same level forever if you just live peacefully eating fruit in the
forest.)”
“So you can’t become an expert of anything if you lie around napping for
100 years?”
“Exactly.”
If they had managed to live for a hundred years without feeling the need to
fight, they sounded like a much more mentally advanced race than humans.
“Oh, right.”
With sudden realization, Mikoto crouched down to the elf’s eye level.
She had a soft spot for girls with a chest smaller than her own.
“We never introduced ourselves, did we? I’m Misaka Mikoto and you can
call her Fat Chest.”
“My name is Shokuhou Misaki!!” protested the Queen, but Mikoto ignored
her.
“You can just call me ‘slave’. If I’m caught using my name, the patrol
will punish me.”
Mikoto realized after she said it that she was pushing a little hard.
The way the elf spoke about herself after being so harshly abused reminded
her of the dead Sisters, causing her anger to rise to the surface. Even though
frightening the girl wouldn’t help anything.
On the other hand, doing what was considered “natural” in this world was
the same as accepting the existence of the slave trade. Not pushing hard
enough to break free of that wouldn’t do the girl any favors.
“P-Patissiet.”
“?”
That name sounded so much like a slight modification of the French word
pâtissier. Mikoto thought it must have some special meaning in the elf
language, but that didn’t quite fit either since they could understand each
other.
Shokuhou held a hand to her cheek and chimed in.
“I saw similar names in that slate. The Brand Mountain Range and the
Snowdome Continent both had English names, for example. Not to mention
that this world is called Celesaqphere, which sounds like someone took the
English words ‘celestial’, ‘aqua’, and sphere, and then squished them
together. I don’t mean to be rude to the people living here, but it seems very
lazy.”
“You mean the names are just randomly taken from Earth languages?”
Perhaps there was some way of passing information or matter between the
two worlds, like divination or summoning. That could be a valuable hint
toward getting them back to Earth.
(And then there was Salinagaritina. That goddess seems like the only one
that rule doesn’t apply to.)
Was that because the Reincarnation Goddess wasn’t from this world and
existed on a higher level “outside” all the worlds?
That aside, there were a few things they wanted if they were going to travel
through this world.
For now, some money and a compact collection of the daily necessities.
“I’ve always wanted to try being a bandit. Y’know, living outdoors and
gathering a bunch of friends to help you out. Since we’re in another world,
I’d rather go on an adventure than stay in a single town.”
“And I thought you preferred being a phantom thief sneaking around the
city at night,” replied the #5 even as she helped rummage through the
nonhuman trafficker’s luggage.
Mikoto gathered up all the luggage the elf had scattered across the ground
and gathered her thoughts concerning what she wanted to ask about.
She knew there had to be a lot to ask while she could.
“Hmm...I don’t know what an esper is.” The elf sounded troubled. “But
magic is…well, it’s magic, so, uh…”
Was it such basic knowledge she had a hard time explaining it? For the
people of this world, it may have been as basic as the times table, but all the
talk of magic meant nothing to Mikoto and Shokuhou.
“To start at the very beginning, magic has the four magical elements of fire,
water, wind, and earth and physical actions have the four physical elements
of slash, pierce, impact, and constrict. Sometimes constrict is also known as
squeeze. Swords, axes, and even projectiles are all bound by these elements.
For example, throwing a big rock is of the impact element and launching an
arrow is of the pierce element. Now, attack magic is usually created by
combining magical and physical elements. Explosion magic is fire and
impact. Whip magic is impact and constrict. As you can see, some attack
magic is a combination of physical elements, so watch out for that.
Elements that come first in the list are strong against the next one in the list,
with the last one being strong against the first, except the magical elements
go fire, wind, water, earth in that sense, despite usually being listed as fire,
water, wind, earth, so don’t let that confuse you. Also, there is armor and
defense magic specialized for a specific element, which can weaken or even
nullify an enemy’s attack magic. In addition to attack magic, there is
recovery magic and higher magic. Higher magic increases another magic’s
power. It is signified with an S, U, or L at the front, which stand for Super,
Ultra, and Legendary respectively. Some magic has other versions like SS
or an intentionally weaker version denoted C for Common. There is also
Spread magic for covering a wide area or Rapid magic when you want to
attack twice, but only experts can use those. And with the magic called S
Ice, the S stands for Super, not Spread, so don’t get those confused.”
Mikoto wasn’t sure how to respond when she received a much longer
answer than anticipated.
Patissiet spread her fingers out and raised the her soft palm overhead.
Shokuhou was so shocked she fell onto her butt (with her legs parted cutely
below her). It didn’t look like she could get back up. A fireball several
meters across shot straight up from the elf’s small palm and burst in the sky.
If a light car took that from the side, it would probably be sent rolling.
(Not bad.)
The standard, and thus weakest, form of Blaze was this powerful. To be
blunt, it looked to be about as powerful as a shoulder-fired anti-tank rocket.
What would happen if that had Super or Ultra tacked onto the front?
If anyone could use that if they studied or trained enough, then at the very
least, this magic seemed a lot more deadly than Academy City’s esper
powers. …But what about at the very most?
“The foundation of magic is the incantation,” said the elf. “There are magic
circles and staffs too, but those have simply replaced the incantation with a
picture or 3D object. A lot like writing down a song or piece of music as a
musical score. Every element begins with the incantation and countless
modifications can be made from there. That is the basic idea.”
“Hm. Elements, huh? Sounds like people aren’t limited to one type of
magic, then.”
“What’s SP?”
That explained what it was an abbreviation of, but it was still a mystery
why this world used Japanese and English like it was normal. Did both
worlds use the same languages, or was Mikoto speaking Japanese and the
elf was hearing this world’s language? There were so many issues Mikoto
was putting off until later.
“SP itself is not a rare power. It fully recovers after a night’s sleep without
needing any kind of special potion.”
“Hm.”
(The basic forms of attack magic are fire, water, wind, and earth along with
slash, pierce, impact, and constrict. But they can also be S, U, and L for
Super, Ultra, and Legendary.)
None of it felt real, but Mikoto still aimed her palm to the side.
“S Wind!!”
“Bwahhhh!?”
A mass of compressed air the size of a wrecking ball shot straight out and
barely avoided hitting Shokuhou, sending her flipping away and blowing
her short skirt up to reveal her adult see-through panties. Her skirt looked
just like an umbrella during a typhoon.
(Wow, I tried it and it worked.)
She of course hadn’t done any training at all. This world really did seem to
operate on rules they weren’t familiar with.
…This also seemed dangerous. All you had to say were the English words
“Blaze” or “Wind”, which seemed like something that could show up in
everyday conversation or talking in your sleep. And it wasn’t clear why just
adding “Super” was enough to increase the power. That had been powerful
enough to kill someone. Instead of seeming convenient, it felt more
concerning, like being handed a gun without a safety.
(Blaze and Wind aren’t English words we use all the time, but Water and
Ice are common enough. That seems really dangerous to me!)
Asking for some mineral water could easily end up killing someone in this
world.
But hadn’t the elf said “S Ice” or “U Ice” during her explanation without
anything happening? Was there some kind of trigger like saying “Hey, Seri”
or “Okay, Jungle”? Or could Patissiet not use those since she was only
Level 11? More mysteries.
The elf leaned forward with eyes sparkling, cutting off a certain someone’s
complaint. It wasn’t often you saw Shokuhou sit and bite her handkerchief
because she couldn’t lash out at someone.
“I can’t believe you mastered the link between the magic incantation and
the supernatural phenomenon so quickly! Lady Misaka, are you a
reincarnation carrying the soul of the great Library Witch!?”
“Hm, but this is odd. Warrior Women are supposed to be muscular fighters
who swing around a heavy sword. They are a physical job that can’t use any
magic.”
“?”
“Oh, no. When a local looks confused by the very concept, I get the feeling
there isn’t any way to change or reset your job here!!!”
But did that mean you were stuck with your job from birth? Maybe she
needed to send her protests to Reincarnation Goddess Salinagaritina who
had set things up here.
It was convenient, but she was afraid of accidentally triggering attack magic
during conversation. And using magic as a Warrior Woman was apparently
a bug in the first place.
Plus, she had apparently used some of her SP (whatever that was), but
nothing felt different. She didn’t feel hungry or sleepy and she didn’t sense
anything being sucked out of her. Instead of feeling lucky it didn’t cause
pain, it was worrying, like the disconcerting movement of a silent organ.
She didn’t want to find out she had unwittingly destroyed some of her brain
cells or her luck.
(Um, she said the magical elements are fire, water, wind, and earth and the
physical elements are slash, pierce, impact, and constrict, so…)
She sent a crackle of electricity from her bangs and the elf’s eyes widened.
Oh, so this world almost seemed designed specifically for Misaka Mikoto.
Part 8
“What do we do now?”
It slipped their minds from time to time, but Mikoto and Shokuhou were
both having an out of body experiment and only partially existed in this
world (likely due to a mistake on that idiot goddess’s part). Their real
bodies had probably been taken to a hospital on Earth. Staying here for too
long would be dangerous, so they needed to get back as soon as possible…
but they had a feeling the secret to that wouldn’t be found in the fake
Academy City.
Or so it seemed.
“Okay.”
With that settled, Mikoto had Shokuhou and Patissiet grab onto her.
She took a magnetically fueled leap to jump from one floating rock to
another. She took a path diagonally upwards that seemed like it would take
her over her target rock and then switched her magnetic force to land on it.
The trajectory was a lot like hitting a golf ball up to land perfectly atop a
hill.
“Wow. You can travel without using an airship, winged bicycle, or dragon.”
“Kyah! Gyahhhhh!?”
“Travel must be expensive here. …And will you shut up, Boobs Queen?”
A single jump easily took her 10m up, about the same as three stories. The
elf’s eyes widened at the unfamiliar speed and trajectory, but Shokuhou
blanched with terror and clung on tight. Was she simply afraid of heights, or
did she not trust Mikoto’s power? And when she held on that tight, her
enormous boobs were so damn distracting.
“You can either work jobs at the guild or harvest plants and mine minerals
in the mountains.”
“Huh, so they have guilds here? Well, either way, it sounds like you’ll be
stuck on one of those floating lands if you don’t work. I’m so glad I’m an
Electromaster. I can travel for free and cross any border I want without
permission. It’s like this world was designed for me.”
The elf innocently smiled without noticing Shokuhou who had nearly
fainted from fear.
She cautiously drew in a fragile thread in her search for solid information.
She had no specific goal in mind, but Mikoto wanted to take a break after
arriving on what felt like solid ground(?) instead of just some rock. She
wanted to reach a flying “continent” with stability and greenery. Something
with water, food, and civilization, where she wasn’t afraid of breaking
through the ground with every step.
They had taken away the slaver woman’s luggage and “merchandise”. She
could come after them at any time, so Mikoto didn’t want to stop anywhere
near the crash site.
“Oh, come to think of it, I have heard of something like that. It’s an old
legend, but if you defeat the three Demon Lords who rule over the land, sea,
and sky and acquire their treasures, it’s supposed to open a portal between
worlds.”
“A portal, you say?” asked Mikoto as a long, arching path took them to the
edge of a relatively large floating continent.
Yes, continent.
A green plain continued as far as the eye could see – all the way to the
horizon. It reminded Mikoto of an ad for milk or butter, or of an enormous
American farm. Maybe the livestock had run away and gone wild, but she
saw a flock of white things resembling sheep or goats in the distance. With
this much vegetation, there had to be plenty of fresh water too. That they
could see the horizon suggested this piece of land continued for at least
more than 5km. No, that figure was based on a planet the size of Earth, so it
might not apply here. Regardless, it was a large place. Mikoto could see
another high layer of floating land, but she didn’t see any need to jump that
high.
“Stop complaining after you stole it. And isn’t having too many changes of
clothes better than having none? They might not fit us, but we can probably
fix that by removing the stitching and making some adjustments.”
“…”
In a strange new world, they had no idea what trouble they might run into.
Mikoto wanted to preserve enough stamina to make a magnetic jump at any
time.
The elf held a hand against her forehead to shade her eyes as she stared into
the distance and spoke.
“5 Continents.
“4 Kingdoms.
“3 Demon Lords.
“2 Goddesses.
“1 Portal.
“The portal I mentioned comes from that saying. It is traveler’s poem found
on ancient slates, but I believe the story is that defeating the three Demon
Lords and acquiring the three treasures allows you to complete a magical
ceremony to open the special portal.”
This elf had to be far older than she looked, so how old did something have
to be for her to call it “ancient”?
But at least they had an information source to go off of. They could also use
Shokuhou’s Mental Out to read people’s memories or the residual thoughts
in slates and such, but there was no guarantee that the scheming #5 would
reveal all the information she received. Mikoto wanted to avoid adventuring
and puzzle solving with false clues mixed in.
“(Oh, really? Strange since Mental Out isn’t supposed to work on me.)”
The two Tokiwadai girls glared at each other (while making sure
innocently-smiling Patissiet didn’t notice).
If they wanted to know about this world, it was best to ask its people.
“So our first task is to battle the three Demon Lords. Hey, Patissiet, where
are they?”
“?”
It was cute.
“U-um. Do you at least know the Demon Lords’ names? Or what they look
like?”
Based on the new information she had revealed, this fantasy world was
large enough to have five floating continents. It was unclear how big a land
had to be to earn that classification in this world, but how long would it take
to, for example, travel the Silk Road to cross Earth’s Eurasian continent on
foot? And these Demon Lords probably weren’t human. Were they
humanoid, or were they giant beasts? It was even possible, they were
pumpkins or rice-sized bugs that could talk but normally stayed silent.
There were too many options to do a thorough search. Even a century
wouldn’t be long enough if they were a giant bivalve on the ocean floor or a
microscopic plankton.
Which meant…
“The first thing we need is better information. I at least want some names
and an image of what we’re looking for.”
“The standard tactic in another world is to ask people, but we’re talking
about a legend ability that even an elf who might have lived for centuries
barely remembers. I doubt a random villager is going to know.”
Then would they have to search out slates, grimoires, and other ancient
storage media?
It was sounding like the only way to gather information would be to work
the #5 like a workhorse.
Mikoto decided to leave all the work to the Queen (while keeping in mind
that schemer loved lying more than most anything).
“If you want to know more than I do, I think the elder would be your best
bet. She might know where some ancient slates and grimoires are.”
“Yes,” said Patissiet. The little elf probably didn’t realize the weight of what
she said next. “But you should probably hurry because working a slave to
an early grave is more economical. She was captured along with me and we
were separated during the sorting, but if we were bought and put to work at
about the same time, her time should be about up.”
Patissiet looked confused, like she couldn’t figure out what had Mikoto so
angry.
“Well…”
Maybe it was her nature as a nature-loving elf, but while Patissiet did use
the brick road as a guide, she still insisted on walking alongside it. Mikoto
was used to walking on asphalt, so the bright color of the red brick road
running down the green field was so conspicuous it wore out her eyes to
stare at it constantly, but she guessed that was so the road would be easy to
find if anyone strayed from it and got lost. Yes, this was a world full of
nature where a short walk could mean death.
Patissiet was used to walking, so she kept a step ahead of the others.
“You need to be careful walking on floating land,” said the elf. “Especially
when you’re tired.”
“Hm? But we’re in the middle of a giant empty field. And I don’t see any
ferocious bears wandering around.”
This world did seem dangerous since vacuum blades called Continent
Blades could apparently occur at any time, but Mikoto could sense weather
changes with her microwave radar. She wouldn’t be killed by a thick
vacuum blade flying in from a blind spot.
But…
“In the taller grass, it can be hard to notice a hole in the ground. If you fall,
it can sometimes mean plummeting all the way to the ocean below. And at
that height, hitting the water will kill you.”
Mikoto could always magnetically pull herself back to the floating land, but
if she panicked and failed to react in time, she could instead slam herself
against the cliff wall, breaking an arm or a leg.
“The air currents are different around any holes, so you can sense danger by
focusing on your skirt. If wind suddenly blows up from below, come to an
immediate stop and watch where you’re going.”
Was that why Patissiet had been walking out ahead? Mikoto sighed,
grabbed the shoulders of the elf who had decided to risk her life by testing
the ground for the others, and pulled her to the back. Mikoto had been
focusing on the sky above and her surroundings, but she decided it would
be a good idea to also send her radar toward the ground obscured by the tall
grass.
Patissiet meant no harm, but Mikoto didn’t feel entirely comfortable simply
accepting the elf’s methods and assistance. Despite being the victim, she
was so accustomed to the slavery system that she didn’t value her own life
highly enough. Mikoto did want to return to Earth as soon as possible, but
could she fix that stubborn bad habit first?
(How did that idiot deal with the Sisters during the experiment?)
“Y’know, it’s incredible that this entire world uses a unified language and
currency. The place looks pastoral, but it may be more globalized than our
world.”
“It apparently has churches that can dispel curses or apply temporary anti-
undead magic to weapons. Having a single mythology or ideology ability
for the entire world sounds kind of concerning to me,” said Shokuhou,
despite living in a city of science.
As a psychological esper, she may have had her thoughts about religions
which were so closely related to psychology. Of course, she would only be
interested in researching the charisma and group psychology aspects.
“Misaka-san, are you one of those silly people who don’t believe in god but
still celebrate Halloween and Christmas?”
“Did you think I was born with such perfect good looks by random chance
ability? This miraculous balance only happens when you have the favor of a
goddess of beauty or victory or something☆”
“Oh, is one of the myriad Shinto gods a god of fat? Learn something new
every day.”
It turned out the concept of science did not exist in the world of
Celesaqphere. For the people here, education meant gaining experience in
the natural environment and studying the system of magic.
“Isn’t it worrying not having science? Seems to me that would leave you
with no foundation for your thoughts or reasoning.”
“Hm? We have the goddesses for that,” replied Patissiet with a smile.
That answer didn’t make any sense to Mikoto, but was that because she
lived in a city of science?
No matter how far they walked, the green horizon never changed and the
brick road without any streetlights was the only artificial thing they could
see. With no apparent change, it felt a lot like they were walking on a giant
conveyer belt.
The classroom-sized rock where they had fought the slaver may have
created a false preconception because Mikoto had assumed the next floating
land would also be fairly small.
But it was possible the very next floating land they tried was larger than the
Japanese archipelago.
They were supposedly on their way to a nearby village, but there were
places like America and Australia where “nearby” could mean as far away
as 50km. And hadn’t Mikoto herself been reminded of a milk ad when she
saw this vast field?
“We might not arrive today. We should consider setting up camp just in
case.”
“Eh? You mean camp out for the night? That sounds like fun!!”
“Ah…ah ha ha. As a slave, I have never stayed in one, but I have heard the
inns for adventurers are so infested with ticks and fleas it can be hard to
sleep.”
Shokuhou curled up on the spot, covered her face with her hands, and
sobbed.
Now the (seemingly) little girl elf was being more mature than her? Was she
really in middle school?
If this was based on Medieval Europe, then it would have little waste
disposal infrastructure and people would generally just throw their garbage
wherever. People probably even walked through the inn’s guest rooms in
the same muddy shoes they had worn outside. And there would be no bug
repellents or insecticides made in a chemical plant. With so many people
moving in and out of the rooms, it would be a biological mystery if the
blankets and carpets weren’t infested.
“It’s getting late. Once you hear a sharp cry from the flying harpies, you
know it will be dark soon.”
Once the orange of evening came into view, night arrived quickly.
The light faded away. It wouldn’t be long before they were left in a pitch
darkness without any streetlights.
The first day of their other world adventure tour was going to end without
accomplishing much of anything.
“Oh, no, no, no! But setting up camp requires so much preparation!!”
“You’re kidding. We really aren’t going to reach the village? And we’ll
have to spend the night out in this field!?”
As the sun set, visibility shrank. They would have quickly lost sight of the
straight road through the grassy field if it weren’t for the bright red bricks.
Then they might have panicked, rushed off in the wrong direction, and
gotten lost.
The road would be built along the shortest route between two villages while
taking the most walkable terrain. And it would be designed to reach any
waterside or campfire spots along the way.
They continued along the red line until they arrived at a large lake. But they
had no tent or blankets. Before the sunlight completely vanished, they
opened the leather trunk and searched for anything they could use.
They found clothing, clothing, makeup, clothing, and gold coins that were
probably the local currency.
“Are you serious?” muttered Mikoto in a daze.
“Are we going to have to burn a pile of fabulous dresses once it gets cold?
Are we stuck being that uncivilized already?”
Mikoto felt like a bank robber carrying a ton of paper money while lost on a
snowy mountain.
For that matter, the trunk didn’t even have any of this world’s preserved
foods like dried meats or bottles of pickled vegetables.
Couldn’t that fancily-dressed slaver at least have brought some snacks with
her!?
“Argh, we should have bought some cup noodles and chocolate bars while
we were in that fake Academy City!!” complained Mikoto, but turning back
now would be difficult.
Both because it was dark and because they had no landmarks to go off of.
This wasn’t like a city night where 24-hour convenience stores and gyudon
shops were lit up and there were large landmarks all over the place. This
was a floating land. If they tried to find their way along in the dark, they
could suddenly fall into a hole and plummet to their dooms.
(At least we have water here. In the worst case, we can go without food for
tonight. Preparing a place to sleep is probably more important.)
“?”
Mikoto decided she would just let the girl go if the thought of camping out
had broken her so badly she simply ran off, but apparently that wasn’t the
case.
There were some odd splashing sounds coming from the large lake-like
body of water.
“What is Miss Lewd Boobs doing now? Is she drowning herself because it’s
all too much for her?”
“No, she’s being dragged in. L-look, there are a bunch of slimy things
emerging from the water. I think those are kraken tentacles!!”
Sure enough, there were slimy things thicker than a human arm coming out
of the water. One side was covered in suckers, so they were reminiscent of
an octopus or squid. If one of those wrapped around you, removing it would
be a challenge. And that unathletic girl might be the most powerful mental
esper, but she was helpless against physical attacks.
“Hm.”
To sum up, the sexy one had her ankle caught by a thick tentacle that was
dragging her into the water.
As can be seen by all the shrimps, crabs, and other aquatic life found on
drowned corpses washed up on the beach, an actual giant creature would
mercilessly devour that helpless and immobilized hunk of meat. If she
didn’t want to become a mess of blood and gore, she would have to work
hard at avoiding that fate. Hint: being swallowed whole is a lot less gory☆
“Oh, no. W-we need to find some way to save Lady Shokuhou…”
“Hey, elf-chan? Don’t you think it would be faster to give up on that idiot
Queen and go make a new friend?”
“Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Mikoto had nothing against Shokuhou meeting a watery end, but she didn’t
want to trouble the little elf.
If she used a lightning spear against the giant aquatic creature, it would
probably shock Shokuhou too. And when she was soaked with water, the
high-voltage current would probably kill her.
“Wait, why am I thinking so hard? It’s a waste of effort. It’ll be a lot easier
to just do what I can and, if it ends up killing her, I can apologize to
Patissiet afterwards.”
Mikoto separated out a clump of vibrating iron sand and swung it like a
whip. It could cut through most anything like a chainsaw.
Before they could do anything, Mikoto sent the black sand whipping every
which way to sever all the tentacles. The kraken itself finally broke the lake
surface. Mikoto honestly didn’t know what counted as a squid’s head and
what counted as its body.
For a finishing blow, she flicked a coin with her thumb and blasted the
kraken to smithereens with a Railgun.
“Wah!?”
She looked over to see Shokuhou’s summer uniform was full of holes now
that she had been freed from the sucker-covered tentacle. But instead of
looking like a sexy photoshoot, it was more like her clothes – and only her
clothes – were dissolving.
“Do you have to find a way to make everything sexy!? Naked with a
handbag is a new one, but you can’t even cover anything up like that!”
“You say that, Misaka-san, but the entire back of your uniform has
dissolved! Is that some new form of naked apron!?”
It was strange how it did all that without having any effect at all on their
hair and skin.
At least Patissiet was unaffected thanks to the #3 shielding her from it.
“Um, the slaver said she wanted to have at least five changes of clothes just
to visit the next town over. Something about clothes getting torn and
dissolved so much.”
Was that also why the elf’s dress was in such poor condition? The trunk had
been full of clothes, but maybe that hadn’t just been that young woman
being spoiled.
The two naked Earth girls could not believe their uniforms and even their
socks and underwear had dissolved.
After using the lake water to cleanse themselves of the glowing yellowish-
green goop, a nude Mikoto and Shokuhou approached the stolen luggage.
To reiterate, they were outside, on an open field at night.
However…
“Is this broken? The buttons are on so tight they won’t come undone.”
“That might be the equipment compatibility lock. I think I mentioned it, but
what weapons and armor you can equip depends on your job and level. So
Lady Misaka can only use equipment for a Warrior Woman and Lady
Shokuhou can only use equipment for a Dancer. That’s how things work in
Celesaqphere.”
“…” “…”
“Huh, am I imagining things? Ow, ow, ow, my head. Why do I feel like I’ve
worn one of these a long time ago?”
The only option for Shokuhou Misaki was a black and yellow honeybee
dancer’s outfit.
“H-how humiliating… A bare midriff, a bikini, and a loincloth? Why do I
have to wear this skimpy, jewel-encrusted see-through affair!?”
Mikoto and Shokuhou both tearfully shouted back, but Patissiet only looked
confused. Apparently this world’s aesthetic sense was very different from
Earth’s. Was showing off more skin considered stylish here?
Also, Patissiet herself declined any new clothes. Even though her dress was
in such poor condition. Mikoto initially thought the elf was again being
reluctant for no good reason, but apparently not.
“The thing is…human clothing is really uncomfortable for me. It feels all
itchy.”
“?”
The outfit was so embarrassing Mikoto wanted to die, but she wouldn’t call
it uncomfortable. The armor (that only covered her chest) was even lined
with silk. It was very much a rich person’s garment. In fact, it couldn’t have
been her size, but without any need for sewing, it magically adjusted to fit
her. So the itchiness must have been something only elves felt.
It turned out the nonhuman trafficker had been almost entirely reliant on her
magic to fight. The only self-defense weapon they found was a 60cm Cedar
Stick. Mikoto wished the woman had sprung for cypress instead. Then
again, it had been inside her locked trunk, meaning she couldn’t have pulled
it out right away if bandits attacked, so she clearly hadn’t trusted in it at all.
“You need to be careful around water. If you fall in a river, well, all rivers
eventually lead to the ocean below, so it will sweep you away to a waterfall
at the edge of the floating land.”
“Ugh.”
More death.
Water always presented the risk of drowning, but it was even more deadly
here than on Earth.
“Also, some people will train by meditating under a waterfall, but I’ve
heard of objects flowing downstream falling on them and splitting their
heads open. It happens a lot, apparently. So water creatures aren’t the only
danger. Got that!?”
Bikini armor Mikoto grabbed one of the thick severed tentacles and dragged
it over.
“We can cook this to make ourselves some grilled squid. It’s a valuable
source of protein.”
“Are you kidding me!? You would fill your stomach with that lewd and
toxic thing that has a clothes melting ability!?”
There was no clear definition of a weed, but it generally referred to all fast-
spreading plants that were no good as food, decoration, or animal feed.
The nicer ones were simply hard for your stomach and intestines to absorb,
but there were also plenty of poisonous plants. And with a completely
unknown plant in another world, it was anyone’s guess.
The creature skillfully napping on a thick tree branch with only two legs
was a half-naked girl with giant bird wings. She looked more like a siren
than an angel.
“Oh, um, we are admittedly fairly arrogant about how we draw the line
between meats we are and aren’t willing to eat, but I know I couldn’t
manage that one.”
Mikoto wanted to focus on the giant squid. She didn’t know how it worked,
but its goop hadn’t affected her hair or skin. In that sense, the kraken was
the only food here they had proven didn’t harm the human body.
With a “crack!” of electricity, she ignited a pile of dried grass and cooked
the giant tentacle over the fire. This wouldn’t cook the thick tentacle all the
way through, but just taking bites off the surface would be enough to fill her
stomach.
“W-w-wait! I am a slave, so if it’s found out I let you do the cooking, I’ll
have a back tooth pulled out with big pliers!”
“We won’t let that happen!! And wow is this world horrific!”
But if cooking for themselves had her reacting like this, she might just faint
if they gave her some of the food.
And Mikoto already had an idea, so she switched her focus.
“Hey, exhausted Queen. I know you’re more worn out than either of us, so
you need to eat something. This is probably the best part.”
“Ugh.”
“Snake, wasp, and scorpion venom are all protein-based, so heating them
changes their structure, neutralizing them. That’s why you can eat some
gross-looking delicacies without ending up in the hospital, right?”
“Hmm. Not bad. In fact, it reminds me a lot of ordinary grilled squid, but it
could use some seasoning. It’s a little sweet, but it’s mostly just bland and
flavorless. With some soy sauce and butter, it would taste just like it came
from a festival stand.”
“Hm? Why do you know what festival grilled squid tastes like? You’ve
never eaten proper ramen.”
“…And now it’s been a bit after you ate it and you haven’t started foaming
at the mouth and you haven’t collapsed, so I’d say it isn’t poisonous. I’m
glad it doesn’t have a powerful toxin that heating won’t neutralize, like the
scrawled filefish which is fifty times stronger than the pufferfish or the
Irukandji jellyfish which is a hundred times more dangerous than a cobra.
Okay, Patissiet, Shokuhou bought my terrible reasoning and tested it for us,
so now we know this giant squid is safe to eat. Just take a big bite out of
this side she didn’t touch♪”
The elf had a big smile on her face. Like a child eating her birthday cake.
Patissiet was guileless, but she still said it tasted good. Mikoto was now
worried what kind of food she had been forced to eat before being rescued.
And now that they were having a sleepover, this topic was bound to come
up eventually.
“Tell me about your…Academy City, was it? I want to know all about your
home.”
“Hmm.”
There were plenty of stories to tell, but their world wasn’t exactly a paradise
either. And would the elf really enjoy any of those stories?
While warming themselves by the fire and looking into the sky, Mikoto
noticed the moon and countless stars there.
Some sections of the sky were missing any stars, so that had to be where a
large floating land was passing by overhead. Still, there were a lot of stars.
“The constellations are completely different. This really isn’t Earth, is it?
It’s another world entirely where a compass might not even point north.”
“I’m more worried about what we’re going to do now,” said Shokuhou.
“We don’t have a tent or blankets.”
“It looks like tonight won’t be as cold as I had feared, so you shouldn’t
catch a cold,” said Patissiet. “You can always gather up dresses from the
trunk to use as a pillow.”
A cold.
Hopefully that didn’t refer to some local disease unique to this world. The
thought of them bringing an infectious disease to this world was also
extremely unpleasant.
That would be especially bad if this was a perfect fantasy world where
people didn’t even get cavities, but they had to get home as soon as
possible. And if that wasn’t going to happen on its own, they had to get
moving. They would have to ignore some of the risks for now.
Besides, any pathogens they were carrying would be a greater risk if they
died and left their corpses here.
While balling up a dress into a pillow, Patissiet openly complained for the
first time.
Come to think of it, she found human clothing uncomfortable, didn’t she?
Part 11
Mikoto awoke to the cawing of a half-naked harpy.
She found herself wrapped in fur she didn’t recognize. A giant monster lay
dead and skinned a short distance away. The 10m beast had a mixture of
lion, goat, and snake traits. “That’s a chimera,” said the elf, eyes wide.
Apparently the chimera(?) had crept up to them in the night like nocturnal
creatures are wont to do, but Mikoto had felt chilly as she slept, used an
iron sand sword to skin the fluffy beast, and wrapped herself in the fur.
The elf – who was also wrapped in the fur because Mikoto had pulled her in
like a body pillow – made a somewhat dazed observation.
“I-if she had been too sleepy to know where she was aiming, could she have
cut off my ear and skinned me instead?”
She sounded fully awake already, so maybe elves were short sleepers since
they lived out in nature. Like a small herbivore that needed to get up at a
moment’s notice if anything happened. And Mikoto had mercilessly latched
onto Patissiet while turning over in her sleep.
“Wake up, Shokuhou. It’s time for breakfast. And to be clear, I’m not
making anything for you, so you have to find your own food.”
No response.
Mikoto thought maybe Shokuhou’s survival instincts were so poor she was
still fast asleep, but apparently not.
She was missing.
“Kyahhhhhhhhhhh!!”
Did even her death screams have to be lewd? And had she not listened at all
to the warnings about the dangers of water?
Shokuhou liked to stay clean and thus liked bathing, so she was again being
attacked by the waterside. And this time she had removed her own dancer
outfit, leaving herself naked. She and the monster were staring each other
down like cats threatening each other, but it looked silly when one of them
wasn’t wearing any clothes.
“Why does this only ever happen to me? Are the odds ability in this world
weighed against me!?”
(Hm, what to do? I could save her, but I could also use her as bait and run
off.)
“Well, if I keep her around as bait for future lewd attacks, Patissiet and I
can avoid any number of predicaments, so I guess I’ll save her. To use as a
lively sacrifice.”
“Hey!! You’re in middle school too, so it’s high time you learned how to be
cooperative by smiling on the outside while crying on the inside!”
Really, it was her fault for stripping naked outside when literally no one
asked her to. Especially when the sun had already risen.
She used an iron sand sword like a whip to slice through the slime slowly
approaching Shokuhou.
It was a colorful glob of slime, but it did appear to have a weak point. There
was a small clump with a deeper color on the inside.
(It is technically a lifeform, so why did I not think twice about killing it?)
It didn’t concern her at all during the battle, but it suddenly concerned her
after she had calmed down.
That may have been the root cause of why the humans of this world had no
qualms about buying and selling slaves.
“That was not a wild plime. It may have been a new lifeform born from the
kraken’s bodily fluids.”
“Eh? But we cooked and ate that stuff along with the tentacle!”
“It should have been digested in our stomachs. In fact, that creature was
created from the blood stains splattered on the land. The majority of it
remained in the lake, which seems to have dissolved away. My guess is we
can’t let a sufficient amount of it remain on land where the wind can dry it
out.”
As their time out here camping wore on, it was easy to forget that Mikoto
and Shokuhou were currently experiencing a near-death out-of-body
experience where they had been partially sent to another world (by that
stupid goddess’s mistake) and their goal was to return to Earth. Using the
special return magic ceremony apparently required locating and defeating
three Demon Lords, but they knew nothing about those three. They needed
to find and rescue the elf elder who likely knew more than Patissiet, so they
were on their way to the village that elder had been sold to.
Despite Mikoto’s regrets, they had no choice but to grill up and eat all the
small fish now.
“But hm. With no science here, they won’t have freezers or preservatives. Is
the best they can do placing them in a net and cooling them in a well or
river? That’s a scary thought. How do they ensure food safety?”
“With no artificial chemicals in any of the food here, it sounds nice and
healthy to me. I’m relieved to finally find even one nice thing about this
world☆”
Mikoto was vaguely worried about what might happen here, but for now
they set off.
“Ugh.”
She really didn’t want to look in that direction, but she already knew who
the troublemaker was.
Walking on the unpaved ground (since the elf insisted on keeping off of the
brick road) made bumpy with tree roots and stones was a challenge at the
best of times. And the Dancer was wearing high heels (despite her job
requiring vigorous dance steps). Muscle soreness often didn’t hit until the
following day. Sweaty and exhausted Shokuhou grabbed at a nearby target
like a zombie.
“Hm? Get off of me, you Onbu Obake! Or should I say, Onboobs Obake!!
You’re so heavy you’ll wear me out!”
“You should thank me for the reward. This is what being young is all
about.”
“How are those sacks of fat a reward? All that extra meat is only weighing
me down!!!”
This world ran on survival of the fittest, so the weakest were targeted first.
“How could you say that!? I know you haven’t forgotten Mental Out only
works on humans!”
She was even more useless in this world than usual and her boobs were still
being a nuisance.
“Oh, no. Lady Shokuhou will be killed! Yah, yahh!! Shoo, hydra!”
Patissiet broke branches off a nearby tree and threw them like darts, but
they didn’t seem to do any damage. Then again, she may have only meant
to drive it away so both sides could survive. But it went without saying how
a ferocious beast would react to being poked like that.
According to Patissiet, that hydra would grow two heads whenever one was
severed, so Mikoto used a Railgun to obliterate the base of the snake below
where its heads branched off.
Patissiet must have been used to the boom and shockwave by now. She only
sounded exasperated.
“Wow. That one attack was probably worth enough experience points to go
up 10 levels all at once.”
“No thanks. Anywhere past Level 5 scares me. I’d probably just explode.”
They walked down the empty field using the red brick road as a guide.
“You said this world has just one mythology and religion, but what’s it
about?”
“The two goddesses are the most popular,” said Patissiet with a smile. Even
though these goddesses hadn’t done a thing to rescue her from slavery. “The
two goddesses are locked in an eternal battle. But the world of
Celesaqphere runs on the vast power produced by their fighting. So they
need to keep fighting forever. There is even a legend saying any normal
person who irreverently interferes in the goddess’s level grinding will be
destroyed by divine punishment, causing them to explode. And if our world
is ever truly at risk, the goddesses will break through the invisible barrier
and come to rescue us. Arguing with each other the entire time, of course.”
“That’s when you have a polytheistic mythology, but the most powerful god
is a goddess. Like a sun goddess or a birth goddess☆ They aren’t all that
unusual. Japan’s Shinto is an example. The top goddess is Sun Goddess
Amaterasu Okami, right?”
“I guess.”
So what?
Bikini armor Mikoto sent over a skeptical look, so dancer Shokuhou
shrugged and explained.
“The point is this world’s myths tell of a pair of goddesses with special
powers who constantly fight. And they break through some kind of invisible
barrier to arrive from some other world.”
“Hold on…”
“Sounds a lot like us, doesn’t it? Now, I’m all for treating myself like a
goddess, but it’s embarrassing when someone else does it in all
seriousness.”
Mikoto and Shokuhou had done some wild things here, but small Patissiet
had never even tried to run away in fear. No one was to stop the goddesses
from fighting, after all. But Mikoto really hoped she wouldn’t beg them to
continue that kaiju battle.
“Maybe we should have paid more attention to the structure of that cult in
Academy City. It may have been identical to this world’s religion ability.”
So instead of a cult born in a city of science, had the small Academy City
been influenced by the mythology and religion of this much larger world?
That was a fairly frightening thought, but Mikoto was more interested in
something else.
“?”
At the very least, there was nothing explaining the logic behind the magic.
What were the fire, water, wind, earth, slash, pierce, impact, constrict,
super, ultra, and legendary based on?
“Hold on. Then is there no system behind it?”
“We do know this world has a technology called magic and that it can be
used to kill. It doesn’t require any qualifications or license, so anyone can
use it if they follow the proper steps. And you’re telling me there’s nothing
behind it!? How dangerous a world is this!?”
“I have a really bad feeling about that,” said Shokuhou, sounding cautious.
Like she didn’t want to accept this but she had to share her concerns with
someone. “The magic here reminds me a lot of a video game. And this
world uses Earth languages and decimal numbers. I really hope not, but
could a distorted version of Earth entertainment have arrive in this world?”
With a simple video game, that desperate magic would never actually work.
This was a world with pieces of crust floating above an ocean planet. Since
the basic laws of nature and physics were different, nothing from Earth was
guaranteed to apply to the fantasy world of Celesaqphere.
What if some gears happened to fit together such that experience allowed
one to activate magic spells?
Just like medieval Europeans who knew nothing of bacteria still managed to
make wine and cheese.
But there were bakers who knew nothing of yeast who could bake bread
even fluffier and more delicious than a high-tech factory while believing
they only had to pray to god every day and pour their love into the bread.
“Hm?” groaned Mikoto when she saw some people in the distance.
“Oh, no.”
She feared these men who were purposefully approaching from the
distance.
The hot-blooded men couldn’t suppress their smiles, like they were looking
forward to tormenting their prey.
“Th-that’s the patrol. They won’t permit humans and elves to walk side by
side.”
The elf’s mouth gaped, so Mikoto raised her index finger and winked.
“They’re clearly just some dangerously armed busybodies. You don’t have
to follow all the pesky little rules they insist on. Always make sure to
consider who came up with the rules and why. It’s not too late to follow the
good rules after you do that.”
The small elf had a much more difficult battle she had to overcome on her
own.
Part 13
They walked a while longer and arrived by midday.
“Pant, gasp. Wh-where are the sweets and iced tea?” asked Shokuhou.
“Planning to eat back all the calories you burned off so you gain weight in
the end?” replied Mikoto.
“Um?”
“Sh.”
They were traveling with a runaway slave, after all. They knew better than
to expect a warm welcome from this world’s residents. They didn’t know
what kinds of communications existed here, but if the slaver had been able
to send a message from the crash site via carrier pigeon or thoughtography
magic(?), the village could have received wanted posters for them.
First, they wanted to confirm that the elf elder really was there. Then they
would observe the villagers and decide whether to approach the front
entrance with a smile or sneak in from the rear.
The basic Earth idea that ordinary people wouldn’t be a threat didn’t apply
in Celesaqphere where elf slavery was accepted.
Bikini armor Mikoto rummaged around and pulled out a pair of binoculars.
She had found it in a corner of the trunk stolen from the slaver. It was
sloppily made compared to an Academy City product and it had no
electronic correction, but holding a tool of civilization put her mind at ease.
Apparently she knew what binoculars were but had never used them before.
What kind of life had she lived for the past decades, if not centuries?
“It all looks so big!! Wow…I bet I could see all the way to the other side of
the world with these.”
Shokuhou quickly used the one of her dancer costume’s frills to cover the
lenses and snatched the binoculars away from the elf.
Surprisingly, this showed a caring side of the selfish Queen. Mikoto found
this odd. It was almost like she had taken care of a small child at some
point?
“The name you’re looking for is Dolly. And if that doesn’t mean anything to
you, you are even dumber than I thought.”
As far as they could see with the naked eye, the village was made up of
gray structures that clashed with the green field. Instead of log cabins, the
homes and stores were all made of brick. There were also some small
church-like buildings made of marble with blue borders. It looked generally
European, but it was somehow at odds with itself. Had this small village
made all the brick used in those buildings, or had it been brought in from
somewhere else?
“Eh? But if you make your home out of plants, wouldn’t it rot away really
quick?”
“…”
There were some wooden structures next to the farmland, but they were all
too small and simple to be homes. They were probably storage sheds for
farming equipment. But even they had collapsed at an angle and were half
fused with the green of the field.
It was possible they had brought a whole bunch of heavy brick from another
floating land when they settled this land. Unlike Japan, it wasn’t uncommon
for European apartments to be 300 years old, so they may have preferred
something long-lasting to something that was repeatedly rebuilt.
(So they take good care of their buildings? Even though they work the
enslaved elves to death?)
Knowing that dark side of these people made this economical spirit feel
somewhat ironic.
Once Shokuhou handed over the binoculars, Mikoto observed the village in
more detail.
“I can’t help but notice all the villagers are armed with dangerous swords
and spears. Why? Is this a laundering base where bandits sell their loot for
cash?”
“That doesn’t mean anyone can equip anything, though. Weapons and
armor imbued with magic are given compatibility points, so you can’t carry
or wear them without the appropriate job and level. That’s why people go to
the guild and work to ‘earn’ experience points.”
So if the guild(?), the organization that managed the level system, altered
the paperwork, they could strip a runaway criminal of their level so they no
longer met their gear’s compatibility points and would lose the use of their
weapons and armor? Did that make this safer than late-night Los Angeles
which was rife with old-fashioned guns with the registration number filed
off and plastic guns illegally made with a 3D printer?
“Th-there she is. That’s our elder!” exclaimed Patissiet, pointing into the
distance.
“?”
Bikini armor Mikoto looked for the elder through the binoculars, but where
was she? She couldn’t see any old women.
She only saw a graceful lady who didn’t look much older than 30. Was that
supposed to be the elder? With her youthful skin, she could have changed
into a swimsuit and competed in a university cultural festival’s beauty
pageant without raising any eyebrows.
“?”
The elf gave Mikoto a puzzled look. She looked just like a little girl.
Mikoto gave up on finding any link between an elf’s appearance and their
age.
Did an elf have to live for 10 centuries before she grew into an old lady
who would look at home seated on the porch enjoying a sunbeam?
People with pointy ears just like the little elf’s were being gathered in the
village square. Mikoto would have understood if they were being forced to
do backbreaking construction using heavy bricks, but they didn’t appear to
be doing much of anything. If anything, it looked like the idea was to gather
all the elves in a single outdoor space. But what for?
Since he had nothing better to do than repeat that line all day long, they
covered his mouth and dragged him away from the village.
If he loved providing exposition for beginners, they would give him exactly
what he wanted.
“That’s the elf elder over there, right? Why are the villagers gathering the
slaves there?”
“Don’t ask me. A slave is a slave, so why would I know who they are – or
used to be. Anyway, this here is Gempick Village.”
Mikoto reflexively considered killing him for the experience points, but she
just barely stopped herself. That would just be murder.
Yet again, she found life didn’t carry much “weight” in this world.
Thinking back, it had been that way even when they were rampaging
through Academy City like kaiju, but it scared her how she might just do
something here she would normally find unthinkable.
The (older than them) boy didn’t demonstrate any fear at all as he said
more.
“But it’s about time for the tax collector to determine our taxation amount,
so this is probably about that.”
“?”
“Your yearly taxes are based on how many slaves you own. So you can save
a bundle if you eliminate your slaves just before they’re counted, right?”
Mikoto and Shokuhou took Patissiet with them as they entered the village
through the front entrance.
“Finally, an inn. Even if they are supposed to be gross here. But maybe we
can change our job if we visit the guild?”
“I would think you would prefer not to be seen out in public like this
anymore than I do, Miss Meathead Bikini Armor Warrior Woman!!”
She had read the abducted boy’s mind and immediately confirmed that there
were no wanted posters for Mikoto and Shokuhou. He apparently hadn’t
intended to lie to them regardless, but the confirmation meant a lot.
“According to Patissiet, they do have holy jobs like Priest and intellectual
jobs like Dark Witch. I can’t wait☆”
“Hm? But I’m pretty sure both of those jobs require high INT or MEN,”
said Patissiet.
It was curious how it was more devastating when the elf wasn’t even trying
to be insulting. And taking that unintentional damage was especially bad
when they still didn’t know if they could change their job at all.
Once inside the village, they learned some things.
Some small (but still about the size of a cow) griffins were dragging special
tools to till the fields. There were monsters in the village, but they all had
collars and chained fetters. In other words, they weren’t wild.
The humans tamed the strong but gentle monsters by giving them food and
a place to sleep. Those monsters would help with transportation and labor in
the fields, allowing the humans to grow even more food, which in turn
meant more available for the monsters. It was a mutually beneficial
arrangement. Maybe it had all begun as something that simple.
But at some point that idea had gained a more broad interpretation.
The elves and dwarves were just as intelligent as humans – if not more so –
but the humans had justified their actions by calling them inhuman
monsters. The humans had systematically captured and sold them on a large
scale, forcing them to do all the work in a twisted form of the original
concept.
For no other reason than the humans didn’t want to work themselves.
But maybe Academy City wasn’t much better for creating 20 thousand
military clones and systematically killing them for their own selfish ends.
Neither world was better or worse than the other. The technology they used
differed, but the same cruelty could be found in both. The way it seemed to
highlight an ugliness common to all humans made Mikoto gulp bitterly.
It was still morning, so they weren’t in a hurry to find a room for the night.
Mikoto honestly wanted to pay the guild a visit before the inn.
After asking the villagers where it was, they entered one of the brick
buildings.
Part 15
The first floor of the guild doubled as a simple dining hall.
There were Priests with slits even more risqué than China dresses and there
were Dark Witches wearing thick cloaks over racing swimsuits. Apparently
they really did leave the village and walk through thickets of grass hard as
knives while showing that much skin. Mikoto had assumed her bikini armor
would garner mockery, but she actually blended in fairly well with it. What
a world.
But…
“Hm,” she groaned. Something didn’t sit right with her about this place.
For how well-equipped people were with weapons and tactics for combat
and emergencies, they hadn’t made many advances in their everyday lives.
All of the food was bland and uninteresting and the cooking methods and
tools used to make it were from a weird mishmash of regions and time
periods. They didn’t have hand-cranked pasta makers, yet perfect skinny
spaghetti was readily available. Salads were nothing but raw vegetables and
no one had figured out you could boil them. Of course, this was another
world, so there was nothing odd about the order of inventions differing
from Earth.
“?”
“That slaver we met had a fancy dress, but how did she get dressed? The
design of her corset seemed pretty wild.”
For one thing, corsets had become fashionable during 19th century Europe,
not the middle ages. And while Mikoto had seen metal clasps on bags and
threads tied in bows, true corsets did not work like that. It hadn’t been
unusual for maidservants to pull on the threads like a game of tug of war to
forcibly constrict the woman’s waist.
Yes,
She wasn’t sure what the significance of that was, but it still felt weird to
her.
She stroked a hand along the big bottle sitting next to her as she smiled and
spoke.
“The Job Management Guild is exactly what it sounds like: we act as a go-
between for all of your jobs. Whether you want to go monster hunting,
guard a noble, explore a cave, or collect rare treasure, we will introduce you
to the best job for your job type and level.”
Her smile seemed to ask how else anyone could find a job.
“Yes.”
Both the young woman and Patissiet tilted their heads this time.
“That means no one’s free to choose their job ability. ‘You would make a
good farmer, so here’s your farming job.’ ‘You look like a fighter, so here’s
a list of jobs for you. No, it doesn’t mater if you actually want a peaceful
life.’ That’s the only option here? Giving someone a list to choose from isn’t
a real choice ability if all three involve killing people. Yet humans have this
annoying habit of starving to death if they don’t earn any money.”
“And the real victims of this system are the slaves,” muttered a disgusted
Mikoto.
The young woman and the adventurers didn’t seem to question any of it.
“Thanks.”
Money here appeared to be gold, silver, and bronze coins instead of paper
bills. And instead of counting each individual coin, they measured it by
weight using a set of scales.
“Oh, right…”
“The elves are being gathered in the center square, so hurry on there once
you’re done here.”
The reception woman said this with a smile while pouring some cheap-
looking bronze coins onto the scales.
(The humans and elves use separate scales? Why go to the trouble?)
This didn’t seem like a case of the humans not wanting to use the same
tools as the slaves. If it was about segregation, the elves would have an
entirely separate counter.
Was it a good thing that even the small issues bothered Mikoto so badly?
Simply put, couldn’t the guild rig the springs and weights to cheat the elves
out of their fair pay?
“Question. Do important people like the nobility and royalty have to choose
their jobs from the guild’s list?”
“Don’t’ be silly. The lords with their own territory are the ones who run the
guild. We open these branches on the behalf of the lords and kings, a
portion of the money and experience everyone earns through the guild is
collected, and that is paid to the lords and kings as a tax. That’s the basic
system.”
Mikoto had to wonder if the percentage taken for that tax could be changed
any time the lords and kings felt like it. Maybe even as high as 98% or
99%? They could squeeze everyone dry.
And hadn’t Patissiet said the kings had reached the level cap of 9999?
This was a terrible world where you could work and train all you wanted
and never level up without the guild leaders’ permission. And at the same
time, the lords and kings were taking away other people’s experience points
as a tax, allowing them to level up endlessly while just sitting around.
That was why the kings who never did any work grew big and fat.
That was why the elves who worked themselves to the bone could never
achieve happiness.
“…”
Academy City had its own cruel hierarchy. But Mikoto and Shokuhou had
leveled up within that esper development system, so they found it hard to
accept this system where people’s talents and efforts were stolen away by
others.
Plus, it reminded them of the experiment using so many clones.
A great many were being sacrificed for the benefit of a specific individual.
…Mikoto knew she had to take a deep breath to calm herself. Because there
was more she wanted to ask about.
“But aren’t there a lot of people here for a rural village? In fact, I feel like
there are more outside adventurers here than there are actual villagers.”
A muscular man with a sword, shield, and armor spoke to her from behind.
She was relieved to find his armor was not of the bikini variety.
“The area around Gempick Village is known for its excellent gems.”
“It is?”
“How do you not know this? Are you a rookie who just ran away from
home, or something? Admittedly, finding the gems in the vast field ain’t
easy, but even a small one is worth enough to buy a house. To get rich
quick, head to Gempick, as they say.”
The man laughed and then went elsewhere. He was apparently interested in
the display board on the wall, not the counter.
And she sensed it from both the man and the counter. Was it coming from
the giant bottle the young woman was holding her hand to and rubbing like
it was a crystal ball?
“?”
“The reaction is stronger from the higher-level adventurers who must have
earned more experience.”
(If you want to develop all your muscles as efficiently as possible, it’s best
to constantly stimulate them with a weak electric current. The legend says
anyone who irreverently interferes in the goddess’s level grinding will be
destroyed by divine punishment, causing them to explode, but that’s just
talking about people who were struck by lightning.)
The details of the system this world called magic were still unclear, but they
must have developed a technique of turning that growth in a non-physical
direction.
So wait.
Did that mean Mikoto could hijack control of the entire human race’s
experience points?
If so, this world really was designed for the Railgun!!
“What’s wrong?” asked the woman tilting her head behind the counter.
This girl’s realization rendered the guild entirely meaningless, but this
woman was sadly unaware of that paradigm shift.
The elves were being gathered in the village square for some reason.
Now that they had gathered some other information, it was time to get to
the heart of the issue.
“The elves being gathered in the village square. They were wearing collars,
so you see them as slaves, right?”
“Oh, that. It’s about tax season, which means everyone wants to own 0
slaves, but it would be so much effort for each family to work their own
slaves to death. So there is a yearly event where everyone in the village
gathers their slaves in the square and kills them.”
“Oh, really?”
Were they going to take those elves’ lives like it was some year-end
roadwork? Every year, the elves were captured, bought and sold, and
abused. But when the time came, they were all seen as a nuisance,
regardless of their age, strength, or physical condition.
Mikoto didn’t know if elves lived for hundreds or thousands of years, but
once they were captured, they lived for a single year. They were worked so
hard it psychologically scarred them and then they were all killed and
thrown out.
One year? To hell with that. There wasn’t time to wait even one second.
She glanced over to see Shokuhou pull the elf to her ample chest so she
would be safely out of the way and then pull a TV remote from the handbag
she wore diagonally across her chest.
Academy City’s #3 Level 5, the Railgun, grinned and spoke to the woman
behind the counter.
“Eh? Huh?”
Part 16
Crash.
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!
Part 17
It wasn’t just an issue of burning or shocking.
Mercy?
This went far beyond anything she was willing to accept based on those
arguments!!
(Argh!! They’ll be eliminating all the elves because it’s tax season? Then
was Patissiet silently obeying that slaver, knowing she would be killed!?
Why does everyone just go along with this!?)
Most likely, this wasn’t a simple problem that could be solved by attacking
some tangible source.
Maybe the elves were ashamed they had been captured by mere humans.
Maybe they were accepting death as a release from the backbreaking labor.
But how could she let this happen? Even if the elves were too exhausted to
go on living and hadn’t asked for her help, how could she just stand back
and watch!?
“!!”
She had just used a high-voltage current to knock out all the tough
adventurers visiting the guild.
But they weren’t the village’s only fighting force.
“Go! Get her! I don’t know who she is or what she could possibly have
against us, but she has attacked us!! We need to band together and protect
our village!!”
“If you go through this barbaric practice year after year, you don’t get to
stand there and tell me I’ve done something wrong, you old bastard!!!”
But each one was not directed at an individual. She targeted groups. When
they hit, everyone within a 5m radius was blasted skyward like an explosive
shell had hit there. After being thrown several meters, the villagers could no
longer get back up. Their limbs swung randomly and they convulsed.
“Ohhhh!!”
Mikoto flicked an arcade coin up with her thumb and mercilessly launched
a Railgun.
The guild building she had destroyed first appeared to be the sturdiest in the
village. That meant she had already demonstrated her ability to break
through anything anyone might attempt to use as a shield. She appeared to
have already broken most of the adventurers’ spirits. A lot of them froze up,
fell onto their rears, or dropped their weapons.
But then…
“S-special assignment!!”
The guild receptionist crawled out from below a pile of rubble and raised
her voice.
She was facing the inn for visitors, which was still standing.
“For a limited time only, all bounties for wanted criminals are tripled!! End
this commotion immediately. You know what to do, adventurers!!!”
Out of the corner of her eye, Mikoto saw an ugly grin on the old mayor’s
face.
These adventurers likely had far more combat experience than her. Some of
them might even wield the kind of magic Patissiet had used.
“Capture the mayor who caused this commotion!! Again, the bounty pays
triple, but the full sum goes only to whoever brings him in first!!”
With her handbag worn diagonally across her dancer’s outfit, Shokuhou
winked and mischievously kissed the tip of her TV remote.
While the #3 chose to simply reject the ugly side of human nature, this girl
used it and weaponized it to save the elves’ lives. That scheming Queen had
pursued human malice long enough to manage that.
When he was still young, there had been an epidemic that only affected
elves, forcing the small society that was his village to survive with only the
humans working.
They hadn’t known how to work the fields or weave. In fact, they hadn’t
even known how to draw water, so the entire village had nearly dried up
and died.
At that time, the powerless nobody had realized that the elves were their
lifeline. Without the elves, the humans would surely die. He had to accept
that the elves were stronger, more beautiful, and a superior lifeform to the
humans. So they could handle being worked as slaves. There was nothing
wrong with the humans relying on and sponging off of the elves to survive.
Wasn’t that right?
It was true the humans had nearly died when they hadn’t had the elves to
work for them. But what if they had changed their way of thinking and
decided the true danger was their reliance on the elves? What if the humans
had bowed down to the elves and made a legitimate effort to learn how to
till their fields and grow the food they needed to establish a cycle of self-
sufficiency?
What would things be like now if they had thanked the elves for supporting
their lives for so long and then tried to return the favor?
Misaka Mikoto’s simple firepower had torn through the enemy, but the real
star player was Shokuhou Misaki for pitting the enemy against each other,
causing critical damage to the entire group.
The humans probably feared letting the elves carry weapons would allow
them to gather together and revolt, but they probably also thought it would
harm their reputation if they let a “mere slave” protect them.
“Which one of you is the elf elder? We want to talk with you later.”
“Stay with the others. I said later, remember? For now, get something hot to
eat and get some rest in a bed.”
The elder (who seemed more like the sexy older girl next door) and
Patissiet exchanged a glance.
The elves spoke about it in such a detached way. But the way their long ears
twitched as they spoke was decently cute.
Anyway.
After wiping off her brow, Patissiet spoke with the look of someone who
had worked up a pleasant sweat.
“Lady Misaka, Lady Shokuhou. Shall we make the captured humans into
our slaves?”
“Hey, wait, can we talk about this? First, do you know what you’re
saying!?”
“Yes? When someone is captured after losing a fight, they become your
slave. These people admittedly aren’t monsters, but a loss is a loss.”
She talked about it as if someone had just questioned the fact that rock beats
scissors.
Because she had been treated that way, she didn’t question the system of
slavery itself.
Even Shokuhou looked taken aback by this, but she managed a smile.
“Umm… Haven’t you ever heard that you shouldn’t do to others what you
don’t want done to you?”
“?”
Apparently not.
It wasn’t that she didn’t understand the logic – she couldn’t apply that logic
to slavery.
In a way, this was the humans of Celesaqphere reaping what they had sown.
(No, wait, wait, wait!! I can’t think that way. That just turns the abusers into
the abused – it doesn’t get rid of the fundamental system of slavery. We did
need to save Patissiet and the other elves, but we’re not here to turn them
into the new abusers!!)
“Patissiet!”
“I-I can be friends with slaves, but I will not be friends with anyone who
uses slaves!”
Yeah, that probably does hurt, thought Mikoto, staring into the distance.
The human heart was an incredibly complex thing. Although this was an
elf.
Cutely.
Mikoto wondered what the girl was up to, but then she crouched down and
grabbed something between her little fingertips.
“What’s that?”
“I-it’s a fulgurite… That’s the ultimate mineral, worth even more than
platinum or diamonds! I thought I must be mistaken, but it really is real!!”
The elf shouted in excitement, but Mikoto and Shokuhou only tilted their
heads.
A fulgurite?
So what?
When sand was heated enough, it turned to glass. That was what formed
fulgurites, “gems” created by lightning. Their origin was unique, but they
were primarily composed of ordinary silicon and weren’t all that valuable.
For that matter, glass and bricks were made by heating and hardening sand
or earth, but they didn’t appear to have any special value here.
Mikoto had thought it was odd when they discussed searching the fields for
gems.
You normally dug deep inside mines for those.
But the guild adventurers apparently collected them from the fields.
Anyway.
That fulgurites were worth more than platinum or diamonds was welcome
news. That meant fulgurites were the most stable form of currency in this
fantasy world, so their value could influence state economies.
Simply put…
“The lords and kings who have amassed great wealth through their
encouragement of slavery probably preserve their ill-gotten gains by
stuffing their vaults full of valuable fulgurites, right?”
“But if you start zapping to mass-produce those fulgurites, their value will
nosedive. Even a powerful military state needs money to wage war and run
its domestic affairs, so you can singlehandedly drive any king or lord to
bankruptcy with your instant hyper-inflation ability☆”
Which meant the only inn in town automatically became their base of
operations.
Bikini armor Mikoto stopped in the doorway after taking a look at the
small, wood-floored room.
Even from this far, she could see little things hopping around the bed.
Bloodsucking things about the size of rice grains, to be specific.
But maybe that was what you got in a cheap inn for soldiers and adventures.
If it was too comfortable, those ruffians would overstay their welcome and
bring trouble to the village.
(So is my first job getting rid of the fleas and airing out the bedding?)
Being disgusted with the task wouldn’t get it done any faster. Were there
any camphor trees growing nearby? If she dry distilled the wood, she could
extract an insect repellent from it. She could probably manage that much
even in a fantasy world.
“…Ugh.”
That lover of natural ingredients looked like she was seriously considering
if she could survive here without relying on chemical insecticides. She must
have gone through a fair amount of confusion and shouting inside the room
because her hair was sticking out every which way and her handbag’s chain
was tangled weirdly around her neck.
“In my room. The bed might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but there is
at least a hot bath. I let Patissiet take the first-”
It wasn’t just her face – her entire body was a bit red.
“Shokuhou, are you like those stubborn old men who like their baths to be
scalding?”
“Of course not!! I bet elves normally bathe outside in cold springs, so they
aren’t used to 40-degree baths.”
Whatever the reason, they couldn’t leave a young(?) girl out in the hallway
wearing nothing but a towel. They carried her back into Shokuhou’s room.
The room was much like Mikoto’s. Which also meant it would take courage
to sit on the bed.
However.
“Hm? Because scary enemies can’t get you when you’re up high and you
can see when dangerous animals are approaching.”
She would probably love it if they made her a DIY cat tower.
Mikoto sighed.
“By the way, what do we do about the mayor? Personally, I want to go and
talk things out with him.”
“Ehh? But I have Mental Out and I’d rather not do that boring quest myself,
so can’t I just brainwash some random villager into doing it?”
Mikoto grabbed Shokuhou’s arm and dragged her out of the room.
“Level grinding is a thing of the past. I’m more a fan of idle games.”
“The character in the game is still working busily the entire time, idiot.”
After the village benefited so much from the elves’ work, they had to make
sure the mayor repaid the elves.
The #5 was very clearly just tired and wanted someone to take her irritation
out on, but Mikoto decided she wasn’t interested in defending the mayor
who had worked those elves so hard.
After arriving at the mayor’s house – the largest in the village – Mikoto
made her demand.
“Repay the elves for the work they’ve done for you. And I mean all of it.
Right now.”
“Um!”
“That was never in question,” said Shokuhou, but she was actually slightly
surprised on the inside.
She had expected him to make a desperate and ugly attempt to defend the
village’s assets.
“No thanks. It’s going to be worthless soon enough. Oh, and if you don’t
want your people to starve, I recommend keeping around any gold or jewels
you have. It would be a shame if you ended up dying from this. Not because
I care about you. I just don’t want to see Patissiet looking sad.”
The mayor still looked confused, but they were under no obligation to
explain it all to him.
When someone’s mental state deteriorated enough, they could reach a point
where they couldn’t even eat, but as long as that wasn’t an issue, fulfilling
their body’s demands would improve the elves’ mental health. Their
digestive organs didn’t seem atrophied, so they had probably actually been
given food. Their “job” was slave, so maybe they had been forcibly fed
plenty of food, albeit of the lowest quality, to ensure they could continue
doing hard lab-
All of a sudden.
Still standing, Mikoto and Shokuhou were moved like a film with frames
missing. To them, it felt more like their surroundings had been swapped out
than that they had been taken away. It happened so smoothly and naturally,
but they couldn’t sort out their memories of it when they thought back on it.
“???”
This was the first place they had been taken. Did that mean they weren’t
even in Celesaqphere anymore?
The vast space was deserted. Where had that small and busty mystery
goddess gotten off to!?
“What do you think you’re doing!? Why’d you bring us here? We still
haven’t saved Patissiet and the other elves!!”
They had saved the elves from being so senselessly execute in that village,
but that didn’t solve the whole problem. If the great power that was Mikoto
and Shokuhou was removed from the equation, what would happen to those
elves? Patissiet would be recaptured by the humans and end up right back
where she started!!
A familiar one.
The pure white dancer was right there in front of them. Even though there
was nowhere to hide in this wide-open space. They weren’t sure how they
hadn’t noticed her before. Could it really be explained with teleportation?
Or did the goddess not have a physical form until she wanted one?
(She can’t be like that aggregation of AIM Diffusion Fields I saw before,
can she?)
The little god was definitely here now and she spoke with a smile.
“You were about ready to break all the rules of Celesaqphere and reign
supreme there. So. As an emergency measure, I’ll be taking you two to
another world.”
“Right. Which is why I can only transport your souls from that old world to
a new world. That doesn’t violate the territory of another goddess and it
doesn’t break my own rules as a Reincarnation Goddess.”
Did a goddess this powerful really have rules she had to follow?
Was there someone who would punish her if she broke them?
Salinagaritina must have hoped Mikoto and Shokuhou would travel across
the world she sent them to and complete its map, invent a specific item, or
whatever else, but since it didn’t look like they were going to do whatever it
was, she had decided to put an end to it.
Did she think she could get away with anything as long as she didn’t break
the rules?
“Eh heh heh. Now, what world should I send you to next? This one was my
mistake, so I’ll search out a world with some conditions that give you a real
advantage☆ Maybe a world where humans and dinosaurs coexist, or a
world where humans have become electric beings and swim freely through
the network. Oh, there’s just so many fantastic options out there!”
“Wait, we still need to help Patissiet. We can’t just abandon her there. If
you’re going to take us from that world, you at least need to promise you’ll
protect her!!”
“Oh, I know. This time, you can fight in a vast space war spanning the solar
system☆”
“Listen, damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!” “Listen, damn
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!”
Chapter 4: Go Play in Space
Part 1
Kazap!!
Part 2
“Gasp!?”
Only then did she realize she had been lying down.
(No, no, no!! Where am I? This clearly isn’t that goddess zone or the
fantasy world. Then what happened to Patissiet!?)
What was it this time? This definitely wasn’t a fantasy world. It was an
entirely different sort of world. Everything was so different all at once her
mind had trouble keeping up!
Those things.
There was something there!?
The red masses were glossy like a racecar. And they were 2m tall. They
looked a lot like giant bipedal mantises with a ton of tentacles wriggling
from their backs. …They looked almost robotic, but they were probably
living creatures. And more than 10 of them were surrounding her. She had
no real biological basis for the conclusion, but Mikoto’s mind jumped to
one idea first.
“A-aliens!?”
Instead of waiting for a response, the alien called Floria kept speaking.
“We are 7th-gen advanced humans evolved for shipboard life. We are an
intelligent terrestrial lifeform that has overcome the boundaries of
nationality, sex, race, religion, and language. Admittedly, that has less to do
with us overcoming them through cultural prosperity or mental growth and
more to do with our need to come together and reproduce after humanity’s
numbers were so greatly reduced by war.”
“?”
“Simply put, we are a more evolved version of earthling than you. That
said, the course of history, order of inventions, and technological progress
on our Earth greatly differs from your own Earth, so the timeline has no
bearing on who is more evolved than who. Think of this as a different form
of the 21st century.”
“Um!?”
For them, the role of Earth may have only been a single page in the history
books, just like the age of the dinosaurs that ended with the massive meteor
impact.
Even if this wasn’t the Earth she had been born on. Even if it was a separate
SF world that had branched off as one of many possibilities.
“We already see the entire Solar System as our home, not just the one planet
called Earth. The Earth is the portion of our home we use for biological
preservation.”
“…”
“You can see many rare animals at the zoo, but not many people want to
join the ferocious animals in their cages. Even fewer would want to spend
every night there with no way to protect themselves.”
Maybe staying in these other worlds too long would be a bad idea.
Mikoto felt awkward floating in the low gravity, but she naturally
approached the edge of the vast space while holding down her skirt.
At first, she thought this was a thick LCD monitor, but an electric Level 5
would have noticed a trick like that.
That was in fact a thick, double pane window processed for thermal
insulation, pressure resistance, and radiation shielding.
It was all on such a grand scale that Mikoto’s thoughts fled toward
something smaller.
(So where is Shokuhou in this vast world? And how am I going to kill her?)
Crises were exactly when you had to focus on the simple things.
Images floated in space. Some were 3D models and others were the various
images from external cameras. That included a panoramic image apparently
taken by another ship flying parallel to them.
Except it wasn’t actually meant to navigate the seas, so it was shaped quite
differently.
While Shokuhou observed the sharp, streamlined shape, she was spoken to
by a beautiful brown-skinned girl with a cold air who called herself
Victoria. She was dressed in something like a bikini, but she also wore a
fluffy scarf, gloves, and boots, giving her outfit an unbalanced look. How
did that help in this massive enclosed environment? But the ship could
maintain a pleasant temperature and humidity at all times, so maybe her
clothing was less about warmth and more about providing localized and
focused protection for something else, like magnetism or the salt in the air.
“At 30km in length and 1.8 million tons in weight, each extra-atmospheric
cruiser is quite large. We were created on this ship, we work here, and we
battle in a fleet of around 10 thousand such ships. We of course have
multiple fleets.”
“You are androids made to look just like humans, aren’t you?”
“The lifeforms once known as humans could not bear to see their bodies
slowly changing while living aboard the ships, so they decided to set aside
practicality and functionality to design their machines to behave just like
humans. That created our 1st-gen ancestors and we are the 5th-gen
multipurpose androids. We have already taken control of our own
production facilities to design and mass-produce each successive
generation.”
Hopefully they wouldn’t imprison this valuable human sample for study
and caretaking. All in the name of protecting her from external threats.
(So this is the world where the easy labor force – that is, the slaves – came
out on top.)
It really did contrast the previous world. Instead of magic elves, there were
mechanical androids.
But in that case…
“…What?”
“Turn right.”
“…”
“…”
She obeyed.
If she was pulling Shokuhou’s leg, she was an excellent actor, but these
androids shouldn’t know anything about Academy City espers. She
wouldn’t know what kind of act to play without that advance information.
“Hm? Hmm??? I would like an explanation for what exactly you just did to
me.”
Come to think of it, hadn’t she said they saw no “meaning” in obeying the
transformed humanity? That meant these machines understood and acted on
their own wills and feelings rather than acting based on pure function or a
set of rules.
In the fantasy world, humans had used all other forms of life as a labor
force. In this SF world, artificial life had supplanted a transformed
humanity at the top. Did that comparison mean anything?
Shokuhou was surprised on the inside, but as the Queen of Tokiwadai, she
made sure not to let any of show.
“B-by the way, do any of the nonhumanoid machines have ‘minds’ like you
do? What about this entire spaceship, for example?”
“The application that you humans refer to as a ‘mind’ does not require
much space, so it should be installed on every machine that had the space
leftover in its hardware. Think of it like the calculator or card game tucked
away in a corner of a PC.”
(Can I “brainwash” and control every single robot and computer in this
world with my remote?)
“The over-evolved humans and the androids both began living out in space,
leaving Earth as an off-limits zone. There was a schism between the group
that wanted to continue constructing massive ships and the group that
wanted to develop Jupiter’s large satellites or Mars’s small satellite, but
there were no major problems there.”
“No major ones, huh? Probably not since machines like you can just swim
around in the vacuum of space with no problem.”
So were they like humans made without carbon? Shokuhou had questions
about that, but they probably found some pride in calling themselves
androids.
Part of that was probably because they didn’t want to be seen as human.
Especially when the images Victoria had displayed for Shokuhou showed
that humans in this world were like bipedal mantises with tentacles.
(Even so…)
“?”
“Or more accurately, the storm of them. Five planets the size of Jupiter are
flying in from afar. The ultra-massive impactors have been wandering
distant space after losing their central star, but their course appears to have
changed after they entered the Oort cloud. Do you know what that is?”
“If I recall, it is a collection of ice chunks located wayyyy out from the sun.
There are estimated to be more than a trillion of them. But they are held by
the sun’s gravitational pull, so they technically count as part of the Solar
System. And most comets come from there.”
“Correct. All objects in the Solar System are pulled toward the sun. Just like
Halley’s Comet approaches it along a massive curve. So given enough time,
the ultra-massive impactors will fly straight into the sun.,”
“If you gathered together every object in the Solar System except for the
sun itself, the result would be less than 1% the mass of the sun. A direct hit
from the ultra-massive impactors will not have much effect on the sun,”
plainly stated Victoria.
It was all on such a large scale, even Shokuhou’s imagination had a hard
time keeping up.
“We can.”
“Technology is but a single axis. Given sufficient time and data, anyone
could reach this level,” stated the android, sounding almost envious of
Shokuhou for not having advanced this far. “There are two crucial factors:
we need not directly challenge the ultra-massive impactor storm and we
have the technology to deploy considerable mass into space – albeit not as
much as the planet-sized ultra-massive impactors.”
“What, are you going to build a giant cannon and blow up those ultra-
massive impactors?”
“If we did that, the recoil would propel our extra-atmospheric cruiser clear
outside of the solar system and the secondary shockwave might just destroy
every planet in the Solar System.”
This world apparently had two factions: the altered humans and the perfect
androids. But this was complicated by factors beyond just a direct
conformation between the two.
“This is an electrification device,” said the exoskeleton ali- no, the earthling
named Floria. “While developing our artificial supernova engine, we
accidentally discovered a massive gravity field aperture transfer portal.
Simply put, we created a secondary device while messing around with an
artificial blackhole. A device that can freely and precisely electrify any
matter, regardless of its composite elements.”
“Eh?”
Floria was puzzled by Mikoto’s surprise, but Mikoto fell silent. She made
sure to take a deep breath before asking her question.
“Um. Do you not actually see much value in the safe and artificial creation
of a blackhole?”
“The very creation of it completed our objective. That was no more than a
physical test of what was originally a thought experiment about the artificial
creation of a blackhole. We do not need one to dispose of unrecyclable
waste because we can simply dump it all into the sun.”
And maybe it was for the people who had already done it.
She had realized something of such importance she decided it was best not
to tell Floria and the other humans if they hadn’t realized it themselves.
In other words…
However.
“All we want to do now is protect the Solar System from the ultra-massive
impactors. The electrification device will not help with that. In fact, it is a
dangerous technology that can only accelerate the war with the androids.”
“…”
That they still couldn’t choose to destroy the device may have been proof
that they really were still human after changing so much.
It terrified them, but destroying it felt like a waste.
The electrification device had been created on accident and they weren’t
sure if it could be reproduced. If they destroyed it, someone might decide
they wanted it after all and create another one.
“What connector?”
“At the time, humans still lived on Earth and they were divided into
multiple factions by national borders, which means diplomacy was
possible. We were not at war then. The hyper energy generator has been
place aboard the human flagship. Meanwhile, the energy control crystal is
contained aboard the android flagship. While the electrification has many
uses and meanings, it requires both producing an electric charge at will and
precisely controlling it. So the device cannot be used without the
controller.”
“But if you only wanted to use it at random, you could do that with what
you have?”
“If all you want is to gather static electricity on a plastic sheet, you need
only rub a cloth against it. The electrification device is only so terrifying
because it works with any matter, any output level, and any precision level.”
She could use her free control over electricity to hack electronics, converse
with her clones via brainwaves, and do other seemingly ridiculous things,
but not even she could do everything this electrification device could
apparently accomplish.
It felt like they weren’t concerned anyone could guess the importance of a
device from its name. If computer technology had advanced too far here,
maybe even the most complex codes and ciphers could be broken in
seconds. Had they physically removed a crucial component because they
didn’t trust software passwords or locks to do the trick?
“Again, this has nothing to do with our primary goal. It has no direct
influence on our protection of the Solar System.”
“…”
Mikoto began working out a plan in her head while she heard what Floria
had to say.
First of all, this SF world had artificial blackholes. But those probably
couldn’t be used to travel between worlds.
And even if a blackhole could be used that way, that wasn’t enough.
Anyone could tell you that diving into a blackhole would only get you
crushed from all sides. A few more conditions had to be met first.
Then instead of diving directly into the blackhole, she could travel around it
at high speed to achieve what was known as a charged warp.
Warping itself was a fad theory related to the unconfirmed cosmic strings,
but Mikoto didn’t see how she could return to Celesaqphere with only
reasonable theories. For that matter, the fantasy world itself was
unreasonable.
Now she had to figure out how to externally electrify a blackhole that
sucked in all things. Even the #3 Level 5 would have a hard time sending
electricity in there by brute force.
But again…
(That might just be possible with a device that can electrify any matter
regardless of its composite elements. It’s strange how they never figured out
how to do this when they have all the pieces already, but that isn’t the first
time something like that has happened in another world. If this method
works and I can decide where it takes me, I might be able to return to
Celesaqphere!!)
“Many warships from both sides were destroyed here and their wreckage
was strewn across the region.”
“Right.”
“That makes this an usual area where the majority of the mass is composed
of debris. If you gathered it all together, I doubt you could even form a mass
the size of Earth, but there is another way to use it. Hint: friction.”
“Even a debris pile less than the size of Earth can cover a much wider area
when spread out. And by rubbing together, the pieces will produce a
massive amount of static electricity. Attempting any direct method of
stopping the Jupiter-sized ultra-massive impactors with a massive shell or a
thick wall would be nonsense. Instead, we will create an energy field that
will ever-so-slightly alter the ultra-massive impactors’ course before they
even reach Neptune’s orbit. That will prevent a direct hit or a near miss,
allowing them to pass by without catching anything else orbiting the sun.”
Shokuhou wasn’t sure humans should even be doing anything on that scale.
“Our plan is no different from rubbing cloth on a plastic sheet and moving
the sheet toward someone’s long, straight hair.”
“But that simple principle becomes something else entirely when done at
such an absurd scale ability.”
This gave Shokuhou a headache, but she did have another question.
“I’ll take that to mean the answer is ‘soon’,” said Shokuhou, annoyed.
The humans and androids were fighting over supremacy of the Solar
System.
And whoever managed to protect the Solar System was worthy of ruling it.
Was it all so they could deal with the ultra-massive impactors that would
arrive in the very end?
“We have been here for quite some time, but as androids we do not have
limited lifespans or any other time limit. The real problem is our stalemate
against the over-evolved humans who breed about as fast as cockroaches,
but we do know that the passage of time will not lead to the destruction of
either side. Ending this with military might is the best option available to-
oh, is something wrong?”
If she could solve this on her own, she had no obligation to help these
androids out. Their circumstances were entirely different to Patissiet and the
other elves. Th elves had been unable to find a solution on their own and
would clearly just wait for their own deaths if nothing was done.
Shokuhou had to find a way to return to Celesaqphere, save the elves, and
then return to Earth to end this out-of-body experience.
They were so in sync it made one suspect they were in fact very good
friends indeed.
(This world is a lost cause. Siding with either group will only lead to mass
death, so there’s nothing we can do. We need to find a way to outwit both
the tentacle mantis earthlings and the androids so we can use the
electrification device for ourselves.)
Part 9
What happened next came as a surprise.
(Huh? My phone!?)
She went and hid in around a corner of the corridor before suppressing her
surprise and pulling out her phone to find she had a number-withheld call.
She answered it and heard a girl’s voice slightly distorted by the phone.
It was her.
“I thought mayyyybe this would work when I noticed I had a signal ability
and, would you look at that, it actually went through.”
“Shokuhou?”
“Don’t ask me how it works, but we can call each other. You’re the expert
in electronic stuff, so how do you explain this anomaly?”
“…”
First of all, this was a world with much more advanced technology. It had to
be flooded with devices that communicated using EM waves. Mikoto was
currently aboard an artificial structure measuring 30km across and it was
packed full of machinery from end to end.
Furthermore…
“Earth-style cell phones aren’t common here. This world must have
developed in a different direction. Maybe our phones use completely
different standards and maybe they’re just so old their network security
system doesn’t recognize them. Either way, we’ve fallen into a blind spot
that lets us use the system without being detected.”
“Do you really think that’s possible?”
This was like sending a Morse code message across the vast internet
network full of fiber optic cable and having it, by a wild coincidence,
actually transfer through the system while, by even more miraculously good
luck, the security failed to recognize it. How many incidences of good luck
did you need to explain this? Plus, Mikoto and Shokuhou were on ships
from opposite sides of a war. Any communications should have been very
strictly monitored to prevent any and all intrusions.
In a way, this was even harder to explain than the fantasy magic.
The unmanned weapon androids had become even more beautiful than
humans.
“At any rate, if we can communicate this way, we should be able to work
together without the tentacle mantis earthlings or the beautiful androids
noticing,” said Shokuhou.
“What we’re doing now would count as a cyber attack or hacking, wouldn’t
it? And we’re using a technology ability entirely unknown to them. If they
had noticed, they would have scrambled their forces and attacked☆”
During an all-out war where both sides were intent on destroying the other,
a suspected spy would receive no mercy.
While the scale of the giant mothership was overwhelming, they were still
out in space, a quiet world of death where there was no water or oxygen to
be found. They were intruding on the online system that managed the
infrastructure that kept everyone alive there, so this could easily be seen as
a guerilla attack threatening the lives of the entire population.
Since Mikoto didn’t know how the system worked in this world where
space warfare was commonplace, she couldn’t fully trust everything she
had heard, but doing something had to be better than the alternative.
“The controller is here with me and the electrification device is there with
you. If we have an electrified artificial blackhole, we can travel from world
to world. So we need to meet up and get that electrification device working
so we can return to Celesaqphere.”
“For now, we assist them with their war to earn their trust and wait for them
to let down their guard ability.”
Part 10
A silent battle had begun.
After all, the humans had been constantly fighting for so long they had
taken on that form. Even if they did have to deal with the ultra-massive
impactor problem, Mikoto didn’t want to learn how long this war had been
ongoing.
A war set in space wasn’t as noticeably flashy, but it possessed a terror that
slowly and icily crawled up one’s spine.
The tentacle mantis earthlings used oddly shaped weapons that looked like
15m humanoid robots wearing satellites on their backs like backpacks. The
technology may have developed from killer satellites designed to destroy
enemy satellites in space.
These were machines, but it seemed important to them that they be manned
weapons. It made sense they wouldn’t want to rely on AI-controlled
unmanned weapons when they were at war with androids.
“Whoa!?”
“Each craft does not produce its own energy. The large generator on the
flagship provides the energy to them all using lasers and microwaves. We
have developed an overall strategy based heavily on wireless power
transmission technology.”
That explained how 15m robots could fire laser beams and linear guns
capable of bringing down 30km motherships and warships.
And they had said the electrification device had been accidentally
discovered while creating an artificial blackhole, which was a lot like
creating supernova-levels of energy.
“Urp.”
“Are you not feeling well?”
…They were shooting with reckless abandon in outer space where a single
millimeter hole in their craft would mean instant death.
But.
The androids were frightening in their own way since all of this still wasn’t
enough to end the war with them.
Compared to the tentacle mantis earthlings, the androids were losing a lot
more ships.
Specifically, they had streamlined flying craft that resembled aquatic rays.
But they probably weren’t ballistic missiles. They were more likely
weapons of war based on civilian spacecraft.
Their cylindrical space station sent them out across kilometers to surround
the earthlings with a density so thick it felt like a cloudburst.
“The loathsome androids’ strength is their military construction kit that uses
blank circuit boards with a grid for attaching components and wires. They
fire their strategic factory warhead toward the coordinates they want and it
will endlessly produce unmanned weapons to spread out in all directions
and conquer the area.”
“That sounds like something I could handle. But this world makes it a
problem again by letting the #5 control them with her power.”
This world had been in a constant struggle between the two sides.
Or rather, their plan required the bodies and the wreckage to pile up.
The android flagship, the largest in their fleet, charged straight toward the
side of the earthling flagship.
“!? Was the radar controller asleep at his post? How could they get this
close with no one noticing!?” shouted Floria in surprise.
None of the tentacle mantis earthlings seemed to notice Mikoto turning her
back and sticking her tongue out a bit.
They just barely avoided the ramming attack, but a further attack was
launched as the two flagships passed above and below each other in an X
shape.
Mikoto heard a rumbling and the deck shook below her feet, causing her to
float up since she wasn’t used to zero gravity.
In other words…
The floating images had been giving orders to the fighters, but now they
also gave orders to the mining and production facilities.
“We have already retrieved the resource-rich ship debris and are rapidly
processing it into repair materials. A hull breach is not enough to sink this
flagship!”
But…
Boooom!!!???
This explosion clearly came from within the ship itself and it sharply shook
the air.
It was close.
It wasn’t just Mikoto this time. Every single person in the 30km enclosed
space was shaken. In the heart-clutching terror and tension, Floria clicked
her tongue in her mantis mouth. Apparently she had a tongue.
“The androids were inside a 200m piece of debris? Was that the true
purpose of their reckless attack!?”
Mikoto glanced at a square window and saw beautiful men and women with
mannequin-like perfection walking across a dust-free facility reminiscent of
a semiconductor plant.
They fought the earthlings at the plant entrance while also gathering
together and quickly putting together a cylinder the size of a vending
machine. Was it some kind of tank? No, it was their unmanned lab
containing those blank circuit board construction kits. Military drones
resembling longhorn beetles swarmed out. Seeing tens, hundreds, or even
thousands of those meters-long weapons sent a chill down Mikoto’s spine.
“They stole the production facility’s power supply? The blueprint processor
and the construction materials themselves too… Argh, those loathsome
viruses!!”
“?”
Mikoto initially assumed Floria meant a computer virus, but then she
realized she meant the original meaning: pathogens that could not
reproduce on their own so they sent mistaken production commands to the
infected life form’s cells to have themselves mass-produced.
Largescale combat aboard the ship was inevitable now. Of course, the 30km
ship had enough space for the kind of battle found in the Records of the
Three Kingdoms.
“(I hacked in and messed with their control and close-range defenses to let
the androids onto this flagship, which is carrying the electrification device.
Shokuhou, what about you? You have stolen the controller from the
androids’ flagship, haven’t you!?)”
“(Is that even a question worth asking, Misaka-san? I’m all ready to escape.
I’ll find a chance in all this chaos to move to your ship, so where should we
meet up?)”
“(There’s a hidden door in Area 4. Head straight down the long corridor
behind it! That will take you to the electrification device, so we’ll meet
there!!)”
With that said, Mikoto turned around and started toward the corridor
leading to Area 5.
“I’m a noncombatant guest, so I’m getting away from all this fighting! Oh,
and you might just find an idiot making a beeline for Area 4 even though
it’s nothing but storerooms, so I recommend focusing your fighting there♪”
Yes.
She had to return to Celesaqphere to save the elves, but no one ever said she
had to return with Shokuhou.
(Besides, leaving her with the one-of-a-kind controller would be a bad idea.
If I told her the electrification device’s real location, she probably wouldn’t
bother waiting for me and electrify the blackhole to try traveling between
worlds on her own. I know she would because that’s what I would do in her
position.)
“Misaka-san, was I mistaken about the scent of love and peace we were
giving off by declaring a truce so we could go help Patissiet and the other
elves back in Celesaqphere!? Why did you lure me into a trap!?”
“You have it all wrong. I so thoroughly believe in you I knew you could
still make it here after creating a diversion for me. …Tch.”
“You just clicked your tongue, didn’t you!? I know you did!”
“…”
Shokuhou pouted her lips as she very reluctantly pulled the controller out of
her diagonally-worn handbag. It looked like an ordinary silver smartphone
with a white cover. But it had to be a bizarre piece of technology on the
inside.
“Shut up, you embodiment of lewd,” coldly spat Mikoto as she pulled an
identical device from Shokuhou’s chest.
“The androids have developed circuit board manufacturing tech to the point
they use it as a strategic weapon, so I knew you’d create an identical
mockup with one of their construction kits and try to trick me☆ …I know
better than to think a scheming villain like you will do as she’s told.”
“Okay, where’s the artificial blackhole? Oh, is that it? It’s right here on this
ship.”
The artificial blackhole already existed. If they could externally electrify it,
they would have a gate between worlds.
The big, metal console had an indentation on one side the same size and
shape as the smartphone-like controller. Faint red and blue light was leaking
from the edges of the indentation. It felt more mysterious than creepy. How
the tech worked was a complete mystery, but it did intuitively tell Mikoto
how to use it. An SF world with advanced interfaces was a wonderful thing.
Mikoto and Shokuhou did not trust each other, so to ensure neither of them
pulled a fast one on the other, they held the device together as they inserted
it into the indentation. The motion was a lot like newlyweds cutting the
cake at their wedding.
The view around them seemed to burst as blue and green light divided out a
piece of the space.
When would those two species settle their differences and allow these two
things to come in contact again?
“?”
Mikoto tapped the inserted smartphone-sized controller.
“You said all machines in this world are given a ‘mind’, right? Using some
kind of app. After confirming we’ve made our jump, have it forget all its
memories and skills, ensuring it can never be used this way again.”
“Floria and the others still haven’t realized it can be used this way, but I
want to make sure they can’t travel to another world even if they do. They
said the electrification device and controller were created by accident and
can’t be reproduced, so set a timer or whatever you have to do to ensure it
will forget everything after we leave and never be usable again. We want to
avoid ‘killing’ if we can, right?”
Afterwards, Mikoto and Shokuhou once more gazed into the 3m square
hole of light.
Because she trusted the #5 who looked like a domineering queen but was
actually kindhearted?
No.
“Someone as awful as you wouldn’t even mention the possibility out loud if
you really wanted to head home and abandon Patissiet and the elves. A liar
like you would keep quiet and then make your move when you had the
chance, right? Not that I would let my guard down long enough to give you
that chance.”
She clearly wanted to complain, but she didn’t do anything about it.
Just then…
“Wait…please wait.”
Somone entered Area 5. She had a body like a giant mantis with tentacles
growing from it. She had gained that form through excessive evolution.
But even if she no longer looked anything like Mikoto or Shokuhou, Floria
was still human.
She could cry, grow angry, and laugh. She had all the usual emotions.
“Who are you? Wow, there was another unchanged human left.”
The next to arrive was Victoria, the android who looked extremely
beautiful.
Maybe the dark-skinned girl technically wasn’t human, but with her body
and mind so perfectly identical, there was no real meaningful distinction to
be made.
“This isn’t over yet. Your presence could provide the decisive blow needed
to end this stalemate. We must slaughter them!! As humans, it is our duty to
gather up every advantage we can find and use them to bury every last one
of those detestable androids. And you too!! As a human, you too can help us
slaughter those uncannily perfect androids!!!”
Those two were not here because a budding friendship made them sad to
see Mikoto and Shokuhou go.
They had only seen the two girls as a way of furthering their war.
Shokuhou glared over at the #3 girl. Her eyes showed contempt for
Mikoto’s brief hesitation.
It wasn’t an issue of how they were born or how their bodies worked. Nor
was it an issue of their knowledge or experiences.
But Misaka and Shokuhou could tell it was best if they did not stay in this
world.
Mikoto could directly control electricity and Shokuhou could mentally
control the over-evolved machines, so they held too much power in this SF
world. They couldn’t hope to predict what would happen if they did choose
to support either the mantis humans or the beautiful androids.
Maybe one side would win a crushing victory and the war wouldn’t
continue long enough for them to redirect the ultra-massive impactors.
Maybe both the humans and androids would simply be wiped out.
Whatever might happen, they would be diverted from the course they had
worked so hard to create for themselves. Worse, neither Mikoto nor
Shokuhou knew how they actually could save this world.
Floria and Victoria were rulers with the absolute freedom to do whatever
they wanted, yet they chose to continue fighting. Their situation was
nothing at all like Patissiet and the other elves who had been helplessly
trampled on as slaves.
A helping hand changing the course of their world could possibly save the
elves, but changing the course of Floria and Victoria’s world would could
mean extinction.
Visitors from another world could never cause things to stay the same. They
were an embodiment of the butterfly effect. Looking back on their journey
through the two worlds, it was obvious that their very presence messed with
the status quo.
So what if the changes they caused would have the polar opposite effect
between two worlds?
They had chosen for themselves which world they would give a helping
hand.
The two of them walked through the square gate and disappeared.
They both knew they had just wasted a ticket to a happy ending.
That was probably unknowable for the humans having their souls and fates
manipulated.
Even after having their game pieces moved all the way across the board, the
humans could never understand this. Only the goddess herself could.
(Ehh? This wouldn’t have been a problem if they just kept traveling to new
worlds, so why would they go out of their way to turn around and repeat a
world? Now they’ve opened some weird power field…and that’s going to
make a remote activated reincarnation for them difficult. If I wait for that to
settle down on its own, they’ll probably have conquered another world
already, so what am I supposed to do? …Man, I’m going to be in so much
trouble.)
She controlled all loops and all power that ran through them. She ruled over
all one-way cycles such as the destination of individual lives, the food chain
cycle, and the supernovas that caused an overgrown red giant to create a
blackhole and scatter the materials for new stars. Although it may have been
more accurate to call her one of the beings who externally implanted those
functions and roles into a world.
But at the same time, she could not touch anything that did not take the
form of a loop and she could not reverse the cycles that already existed.
It was by enjoying and accepting those costs that you could become a
goddess with a single specialty.
That meant her role as a goddess was not something she had been given at
birth.
In her white dancer’s outfit, she produced a chair in the vast empty space
and sat in it.
She spoke aloud even though she was the only one around.
Almost like hearing her voice confirmed that she physically existed.
“This leaves me with only one option: saddle those two with the ultimate
distortion this creates☆”
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famous (or infamous) crabbing ship supposedly supplied its workers with
plenty of white rice but only white rice.
For the moment, the elves needed to rebuild their strength even if it meant
eating rolls and corn soup.
???
It happened so suddenly.
Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki opened their eyes to find themselves
in a small village redolent of vegetation. It couldn’t have been more
different from the sterile spaceship.
The unkempt elves with big collars and thick chains between their ankles
were gathered there. The small girl among them was Patissiet.
Now they could fight to the end without having to abandon the elves!!
Lives were taken without a second thought in this world, but nothing
dangerous had happened while Mikoto and Shokuhou were away. They
were thankful for that miracle.
The solid sensation at her chest told Mikoto her Tokiwadai summer uniform
had become bikini armor again. Shokuhou was again in her frilly dancer’s
outfit with her handbag worn diagonally across it.
Patissiet and the other elves didn’t seem aware that Mikoto and Shokuhou
had even disappeared.
The hug continued for a bit as she confirmed her and this neighbor’s
presence in this world and felt the solid ground below her feet…but then
Shokuhou ruined the mood.
“How do you enjoy life when you’re so picky about your food?”
The lady who was apparently the elf elder bowed her head.
The way she refused to let go of her bowl as she did made her look rather
cute.
“?”
The head tilt suggested she wasn’t aware where her name came from.
Elder Bakerian, who had a strong girl-next-door vibe, cleared her throat
before continuing.
“You are interested in the three treasures ceremony, correct? And so you
wish to know about the three Demon Lords who guard them?”
“Yes!!”
Mikoto and Shokuhou needed to do things the Celesaqphere way now. After
rescuing the elves, they needed some clues to that ceremony that could
return them to Earth.
“I apologize for getting your hopes up, but I do not have the answers you
seek. I did have a grimoire that collected such myths and legends, but the
cursed humans- oh, sorry. That is, the humans took it from me when they
captured me. I imagine it is buried in the local king or lord’s collection
now.”
“So we’d have to go there?”
“Yes.”
That meant they needed to visit the lord of this region. That lord would hold
the key to returning home.
“But the scope of your fight changes drastically with a lord. A single
territory includes over a hundred towns and villages and the lord manages
and controls them all. Your brute force tactics will not work forever.”
So they wanted to make it work, even if that meant deceiving both sides of
a great space war fought across the entire Solar System.
“Besides, even if we stopped here, this lord wouldn’t leave us alone, would
they?”
Part 2
The change in the mood was obvious.
The travelers and merchants moving between the eggshell shards of floating
islands were nowhere to be found. They wouldn’t be protected by the
village, so they were sensitive to danger. And they had started to see more
of the adventurers who could sniff out that kind of danger and the bandits
who saw it as an opportunity.
Mikoto sighed.
But she hadn’t wanted to just sit around, so until anything actually
happened, she was making a variety of desserts (in the strange outfit of an
apron worn over bikini armor). This world didn’t allow any enjoyment in its
food – it was all about nutrition. She wished she could leave some recipes
for them, but while they could understand each other’s speech, could the
people here read Japanese text?
“Liberating the one village was a good thing,” said Mikoto. “It’s obviously
good for the enslaved elves, but there also had to be some humans who only
went along with it for fear of being ostracized from the community they
need to survive.”
“But the lord isn’t just going to let this stand,” said Shokuhou. “An entire
village in their territory has fallen. They are going to move to suppress this
rebellion or uprising.”
Mikoto had made them, but even she was a little surprised.
Why?
“Look, the elder and the others are all eating it too. That proves it’s the best
one.”
Mikoto had made the nata de coco more as a joke and something simple she
could eat herself without depriving the elves of anything good, but you
could never predict what would explode in popularity among people with
no preconceptions. Like how the axe murderer under the bed or the woman
from hell became trendy in Japan long after they had become tired clichés
overseas.
But anyway…
“Starting a strategy game before you know the map or the balance of power
is a mistake,” said Shokuhou.
“But if you win anyway, you can get really hooked,” said Mikoto.
“Still, we can’t just let that slaver freak of a lord attack us.”
“Dammit, then let’s prepare for battle! The first wave of this endless battle
is about to begin!!”
The rolling green field outside the village continued all the way to the
horizon, but that horizon was suddenly annihilated.
Yes, annihilated.
An area of the horizon several kilometers across exploded. But this wasn’t
just one explosion. Countless bombs – more than just 100 or even 200 –
exploded simultaneously, creating a wall of explosions stretching left to
right. It was like an approaching printer of death.
“Eek!”
It was like going over the area with a fine-tooth comb, except with bombs.
The long row of explosions slowly approached them. The entire land would
be obliterated and it was obvious what would happen once it arrived at the
village.
These bombs were not being launched from a distance. They were being
dropped from above. A floating land was passing by a layer above the one
Mikoto and Shokuhou were on. Soldiers were lined up on the edge of that
higher land and dropping bombs.
“I-it’s like they’re plowing the entire floating land from one end to the
other,” said Patissiet. “If they continue this from the west end to the east
end, the entire floating land will be blown away – and this village along
with it!!”
“Misaka-san, what do you think?”
They sounded more like they were looking at the shape of the clouds and
discussing whether it would rain overnight.
Maybe it was an improvement that the elf could actually pale at the thought
of her impending doom. At the very least, that was more than those clone
girls had been able to do. Her mouth flapped wordlessly, so Mikoto rubbed
her head to comfort her while making a few observations.
“If they can drop bombs on any part of this land, they could have dropped
their first bomb right in the middle of the village. The only reason to bomb
the entire land from one end to the other is to inspire terror. Telling us the
village will be bombed if we wait around is the same as telling us we have
some time before the village is at risk.”
“And a carpet bombing also tells us they can’t send in any of their human
troops until they’ve finished flattening everything. How many soldiers do
they have up there? 500? Maybe 1000? Bringing all their armed troops to
the front line and then having them sit around is like asking us to
demonstrate our preemptive strike ability☆”
“Why not?”
“1000 troops is nothing. We’re used to fighting against a city of 2.3
million.”
Part 4
Bam!!
It came from Misaka Mikoto’s feet landing on the upper floating island
after using magnetism to leap straight up 30m with Shokuhou Misaki
clinging to her hips.
The armored soldiers turned around in surprise while rolling heavy bombs
measuring more than a meter across into position on the edge of the cliff.
“Wha-?”
Before they could recover from their shock, bikini armor Mikoto shoved
one soldier over the edge with an arm and sent out a lightning spear to
pierce through a large ball packed with gunpowder sitting a short distance
away.
The one explosion triggered a chain reaction that blasted the soldiers into
the air.
“This world’s magic is honestly kind of impressive since I can do all this
without worrying about killing them.”
Little Patissiet and Elf Elder Bakerian had already explained that the
soldiers wore armor designed to protect against the fire and impact elements
to shield them against accidental explosions. The soldiers wouldn’t be
killed by the 30m fall either because that would count as the impact
element. They would probably be incapacitated for a while, though.
Yes.
Bikini armor Mikoto sent lightning spears shooting from her bangs and
dancer Shokuhou aimed her TV remote. At this point, the knights and
soldiers’ thick armor was only a hindrance to their movement. Some had
high-voltage currents pierce their steel armor and others were brainwashed
into grabbing at their allies.
When Shokuhou saw the especially strong and muscular armored soldiers,
she actually licked her lips alluringly. She could brainwash anyone into
being her pawn, so a formidable foe wasn’t necessarily a bad thing for her.
Although the way the scantily-clad dancer viewed the group of sweaty,
muscular men with such eager delight could easily lead someone to
misconstrue her intentions.
“Vanguard, escape to the sides!! We’ll blow them away with our artillery!!”
That might seem like a cool ritual, but he was in fact taking an estimated
measurement of the distance and angle to the enemy for aiming purposes.
Behind him were siege weapons that looked like crossbows of more than
2m mounted on wheeled pedestals larger than a light car.
They were ballistae.
The stationary weapons used the elasticity of wood or animal tendons and
the torsion of twisted rope to launch giant bolts. The bolts were more than
2m long and some of the ballistae were loaded with thick, wrapped chains
measuring several meters long. When launched while spinning, that would
be like shooting a giant version of that thing at the end of a weed cutter. A
direct hit could probably slice right through a human torso. If their rotation
could also stabilize their trajectory, they might also be able to fly like a
frisbee.
(The projectiles are made of bronze. I can’t stop them with magnetism!!)
But…
“Huh?”
“We’ll be killed if we fall back. I can’t stop the first shot, so the best plan is
to not give them enough time to load the second shot!!”
Mikoto ran in with an iron sand sword in hand and Shokuhou stepped on
one of her dancer outfit’s frills and tripped as something sharply scorched
the air between the two of them. It was close, but it wasn’t too fast for
Mikoto to dodge with her microwave radar.
“Hey!! Does that mean it was just dumb luck that I survived that!?”
protested Shokuhou.
“(Tch. I’d really rather not accept that luck is an aspect of skill.)”
(They have plenty of ballistae, so why aren’t they splitting the work into
phases so they can keep a constant stream of shots flying? Are they just
stupid?)
Now that the enemy had screwed up, it was Mikoto’s turn.
She sliced through the base of the targeting soldier’s sword. When he froze
up in surprise, she kicked the him in the gut, sending him tumbling
backwards. The armor must have shifted his center of gravity unusually
high. And before he could get back up, Mikoto aimed her palm down and
sent a few high-voltage jolts into him to silence him.
A griffin larger than an elephant puffed out its wings and glared at her. The
soldiers must have released the reins of the monster they had used to drag in
the ballista carts that rivalled two-story buildings in size. Bikini Mikoto
used the bright light and loud noise of the high-voltage electricity to keep
the griffin away while she shouted.
“Get up, Shokuhou! I’ll deal with the monster, so you hurry up and
brainwash the ballista soldiers!!”
“Argh. Misaka-san, why don’t you – pant – take care of it all – gasp – on
your own? Ugh…”
“Don’t just give up and wilt there, you weakling Queen!! None of this is
over yet!!”
The sun was hidden overhead. By something around 200m above them.
But the Railgun’s range was only 50m and lightning spears and iron sand
swords would have a hard time attacking and destroying the underside of a
floating island that had to be measured in kilometers.
They sat around a table in the dining hall on the 1st floor of the village’s inn
with snacks in hand. Patissiet and Elder Bakerian joined them.
Something had been low-key bothering bikini armor Mikoto for a while
now.
(How many layers of floating lands overlap each other? How do we even
hold a briefing for a battle fought in three dimensions?)
And she continued, “And this is the floating land above us.”
“Hm. That’s hard to read. I get why it has to work this way, though.”
Bakerian held out her hands and muttered something under her breath,
causing a buzzing sound. A 3D image of the terrain shown on the thin maps
appeared above the table.
“Oh, that’s neat,” said Shokuhou. “Now this is really feeling like a fantasy
world☆”
“?”
“We are in the Poseidon Lakes, but there are two floating lands approaching
above us from the west. The middle layer is the Hades Plains, famous as a
necropolis. The top layer is the Zeus Mountains. The Zeus Mountains are so
high up they often collide with the clouds, altering the weather and sending
frequent lightning down toward the Poseidon Lakes.”
“…” “…”
The worst part was that the Poseidon Lakes was apparently dotted with
seawater springs, meaning the name actually kind of fit.
(Someone from Earth didn’t visit here long before we did, did they?)
“Most of the soldiers and bombs will be deployed to the Hades Plains in the
middle. As that land travels from west to east, they can drop their bombs to
achieve a complete carpet bombing of the Poseidon Lakes where we are.”
Needing to view multiple lands to understand the win conditions for this
battle was annoying. If the floating lands were on a set course, the enemy
could take a higher layer of land long before it arrived, wait until that
floating land was on top of the target, and then send in all their soldiers.
“But the bottom layer and middle layer are only 30m apart. I can make a
direct attack there,” said Mikoto.
“That is a wondrous thing to hear, but the real problem is the Zeus
Mountains at the very top.” Elder Bakerian pointed up toward the ceiling.
“The distance between the middle layer and top layer is 200m. Even your
power will have a hard time taking you that far, won’t it?”
“Well, yeah…”
“The Zeus Mountains will be prepared for at least a bombing. But less for
dropping on an attacking enemy and more for threatening disobedient
troops into continuing the attack from the Hades Plains.”
So even if they took the middle layer, they would have bombs raining down
on them from the top layer.
They could not win this battle without directly attacking the top layer.
Part 6
The Zeus Mountains’ Frontline Command Garrison was really just a name.
It was more of a luxurious villa made to be dismantled and moved to the
battlefield in pieces.
“No, no, no. Now we’re going to lose and I’ll be captured and they’ll
definitely make me their slave. Please no. Wait. I’ll do anything. I’ll do any
job, so just don’t use my body for fertilizer in your field after I die. If you’re
going to kill me, at least give me a dignified and painless execution. Don’t
make a public show out of it either. Please, my parents will be watching…”
“Milady, this is a minor problem. Viewing the big picture, our victory is still
all but assured.”
“Of course, even minor problems can lead to complete disaster in war.”
“Are you sure this was a good idea?” asked Mind. “I know it was necessary
for victory, but the Poseidon Lakes contain a village known for its
fulgurites. The carpet bombing will kill the villagers as well.”
“H-hmph! The rebels have taken the village for themselves, so its
destruction is unavoidable. Those villagers only have themselves to blame
for just handing their village over to those wretched rebels in the first place!
Heh!!”
Mind sighed.
(But if any of the villagers survive, they could easily become true
insurrectionists. To prevent that, we must slaughter every last one of them,
including the old, the infirm, the women, and the children.)
His mistress likely had not thought through what her decision would mean
and she would probably blanch if he did tell her.
But that was no reason for her butler’s affection for her to waver. He
accepted that she was in fact second-rate and then did whatever it took to
prevent the great gears of society from tearing her apart.
He was prepared to deceive his mistress until she died of old age with a
smile on her face.
(Ideally, I can blame this on a rival whose skill outmatches hers so I can get
her promoted and defeat her enemies at the same time. What a pain.)
“It would appear some insurgents have made it to the Hades Plains. The
barracks there appear to have been destroyed. I do not know what kind of
magic they are using, but a mere two insurgents are tearing the place apart.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Heh heh, eh heh heh. Why can’t we all
just get along? Because we can’t, that’s why. Oh, I just know they’re going
to strip me naked and march me around the public square with a collar
around my neck…”
This knight’s mood was influenced far too much by the changing situation.
“Didn’t you leave some weapons in the Zeus Mountains for just such an
occurrence?”
“Oh, yeah! Which means I can win!! Hah, and the Zeus Mountains are
200m above the Hades Plains. Ah ha ha ha ha!! Sending troops down that
distance is one thing, but sending an attack back up is another thing
altogether. Now we just need to drop bombs from here to blow those
insurgents to smithereens! I’m so smart!!”
(Of course, this will mean our bombs deliver the finishing blow to our own
defeated soldiers down on the Hades Plains. If any of them survive, they
will hold quite a grudge.)
“I seriously doubt they are staying in one place. With everything going on,
anyone still on their feet and moving nimbly about will be the enemy.”
One of them changed direction. And for some reason, it was tilted as far up
as it would go, aiming toward the upper layer.
It felt more like she was watching a fireworks show in the distant sky.
She had stuffed one of the massive straw-like bolts with strong drinks and
explosives and then launched it from a ballista.
A height of 200m was too far for her Railgun’s 50m range. Her lightning
spears couldn’t damage the upper floating land either. Magnetically leaping
that far would also be a challenge.
But the large stationary weapons the enemy had brought were a different
story.
There was some debate about the firing range of a ballista, but it was
thought to be roughly 300-400m.
The explosion might seem too far away to matter to her, but it had to be a
disaster indeed for the Zeus Mountains. Mikoto could even hear a bunch of
secondary explosions going off.
Dancer Shokuhou leaned her back against side of the convenient toy called
a ballista.
“Whether we’ll use it or not, we need to take everything we can get. That’s
a basic rule of adventuring.”
Part 8
“You aren’t making the people you captured your slaves?”
“No.” “No.”
Mikoto and Shokuhou answered the elf’s honest question in almost exact
unison.
They had routed the lord’s army, but that was only the first wave.
A second and third would be along eventually. The enemy had plenty of
people and weapons, so waiting for them to arrive would only wear Mikoto
and Shokuhou out. So they had a single plan.
“There’s no good reason to wait for them to prepare a larger force, so let’s
head out and attack the lord’s headquarters right away.”
They readily abandoned the village that had to be a marked target anyway.
The key to guerilla warfare was light footwork, not a sturdy base. Their
previous battle had been to secure the time needed to escape safely.
The elves had apparently lived out in nature before they were captured, so
Mikoto and Shokuhou brought them to another floating land and had them
wait deep in the forest there. Living in nature was normal for the elves, so
they could apparently build temporary tent-like shelters by arranging long
tree branches in a cone shape and holding them in place with mud. Nothing
prevented them from rotting, so the shelters would apparently return to
nature not long after creation.
Mikoto and Shokuhou’s next destination was the residence of the lord who
was calling the shots.
But this fantasy world was not kind enough to let them arrive after a single
day of walking.
They needed water, food, and a bed, but they also had more feminine needs.
Mikoto had three sets of bikini armor she would wear in a rotation, but she
didn’t want to wear them out. That meant washing their removed clothing
in a nearby water source.
After removing her dancer’s outfit, Shokuhou put her hands on her hips and
grumbled to herself.
They ended up grappling (by grabbing at each other’s hair in the nude), but
their childishness vanished the instant tears formed in Patissiet’s eyes.
“Are we just going to wash them in water? What about detergent!?” asked
Shokuhou.
“Ehh? Do you mean from beef tallow, fish oil, nuts, or palm trees?”
“Do you have any idea how much work it is to chemically process the oils
once you have them!? This is a fantasy world without petroleum or
factories! It would be easier to find a plant with saponin in it and directly
get the soap from there. Like soapbark or soapberry.”
“Huh. Then we’d better hope this entirely different world has the exact
same plants as Earth, Misaka-san.”
Mikoto mildly regretted not doing this before removing her clothes.
They managed to find a few plants that looked promising. This really was
an easy-mode world since outdoors novices could survive just fine.
“Ugh, my upper arms are killing me. I miss only having to press a button to
get the laundry started and for the drying ability to happen automatically.”
“Hm, I think you deserve credit for not saying it’s something a maid does
for you.”
“Because they are. They don’t have as strong a flavor as sheep or goats and
you don’t need to remove the blood and guts and dry them for several days
before you can eat them like with big deer or boars. The meager amount of
meat on each one is a problem, but any land animal or bird you can prepare
and eat right away is valuable.”
“Ugh.”
Couldn’t it at least be fish, thought Mikoto, but that distinction may have
been her human arrogance speaking.
“Aim a bit more to the right and wait until it turns its head. Now!”
“Kh.”
With a sound of bursting air, the distant wild rabbit hopped straight up.
Direct hit.
Also, Patissiet was surprisingly good at giving instructions. Was her skill at
calculating the margin of error based on physics or psychology? She had
what it took to be a good spotter. Unlike a certain idiot queen who just ate
and slept all day long.
Patissiet had seemed powerless when she broke a branch and threw the
pieces at the Hydra, but those makeshift darts had hit their target. With
perfect accuracy.
“Patissiet, would you be able to help out a lot more if we gave you a bow?”
Mikoto had learned plenty of classy skills at Tokiwadai, but how to butcher
a rabbit was not one of them. She was reliant on Patissiet’s directions as she
used an iron sand sword to remove the skin and organs. She found it
horrific at first, but once it no longer looked like a fluffy stuffed animal, she
found it weirdly easy to see it as a kitchen ingredient instead.
Once you cooked it, meat was meat.
If she had eaten it without knowing what it was, she might have thought it
was lean chicken. She had chopped it up into small pieces to make sure it
cooked through, so it even looked a lot like salted yakitori removed from
the skewer.
“Just meat doesn’t really feel like a meal,” complained Shokuhou. “Even
some bread or pasta would help.”
They had brought a bottle of salt with them when they left the village,
which really helped this taste better than the grilled squid.
And aside from that, Patissiet eagerly picked something she found in the
bushes. She said it was a type of berry.
Apparently it was more like a dessert. Mikoto tried a few, but they were
quite tart. Instead of something sweet to soothe your weariness, they were
apparently meant to shock the drowsiness away with their sour flavor. How
hard-working was that elf?
On the way, they changed clothes, washed their clothes, ate whatever food
they could find, blasted bandits with a Railgun, and created beds to sleep on
before finally arriving at their destination.
“So this is the place?” asked Mikoto like she could hardly believe it.
They had spent several days crossing multiple floating lands, but a large
city was finally coming into view. There were a lot of conifer forests on this
floating land, so approaching unseen wouldn’t be a challenge.
They didn’t get too close since the trees ended a bit before the city, but there
was a large river nearby. An equine kelpie and a scylla with the upper body
of a girl combined with a fusion of different animals were swimming
cheerfully in the river.
“They’ll see us from a distance if we head into that clearing, so stay away
from it, you unathletic ball of sweat.”
It had a very different feel to the previous village and fields. The well-
organized city was surrounded by a deep moat and stone walls standing
more than 5m tall and the limited gates into the city were strictly guarded.
For safety? The city looked more like a giant prison to Mikoto.
The large river joined with the moat and a portion of it was taken in through
the city wall.
There was a thick grate on the wall there, so no boats could get in or out.
“A walled city, huh? It looks strictly guarded at first, but there isn’t much it
could do to stop an airship attack from above,” said Mikoto.
“?”
(But still…)
From a distance, they could see it was packed full of buildings 3-5 floors
tall with stone-paved streets and public squares. The structures all looked
more like businesses than homes.
The village hadn’t known much about preservatives, so they had avoided
wooden structures.
But here, building a wooden house and then reinforcing its exterior with
brick appeared to be the mainstream. According to Patissiet, wooden frames
brought nothing but risks. That meant these residences had room for
decoration and playfulness instead of pure practicality and functionality. It
was more refined and showed the unique luxury of a big city. The bricks
were not just red. They had been baked with a variety of impurities mixed
in to create a wide variety of colors.
Did they use wood here because preservatives were easier to come by in the
big city, because the white smoke leaving the chimneys had unintentionally
coated the exteriors, or because the city inside the wall was kept clean,
preempting wood-eating bugs and mold? Mikoto had no way of knowing.
“Hm. The houses I can see are the dormer type,” said Shokuhou.
When rectangular buildings were lined up, having the short side facing the
road was called the gable type and having the long side facing the road was
called the dormer type.
The church steeples and such looked Medieval European, but none of it
meshed with Mikoto and Shokuhou’s knowledge of world history. For one,
the way each home had its own well instead of having a communal one and
the rainwater drainage ditches on the sides of the roads felt a lot more like
modern Japanese infrastructure just made with older parts. There weren’t
tragic toilet spaces jutting out from the 2nd-floor walls, so they may have
had full flush toilets. Probably powered by their magic, though.
“With public infrastructure that nice, they must have a tax system to
match.”
“They’re probably charged endless usage fees like with highways. Because
as long as you live, you still need water, so it’s not like anyone can refuse if
they say the tax ability is for constructing waterways.”
That one building was a sturdily-built stone mansion. Instead of brick made
of baked dirt, they had actually cut big, heavy stones. A sign of the
resident’s wealth.
“Yes, lords are only allowed mansions or fortresses. Only kings may live in
a castle.”
That custom had not existed in Medieval Europe, so was the rule limited to
this fantasy world?
“It looks strictly guarded to me,” said Shokuhou.
“”Can’t you just brainwash all the soldiers with Mental Out?”
“That won’t be enough. It has those Anubis and Gargoyle things patrolling
the place. Y’know, those autonomous gatekeepers made of ceramic or
stone. I imagine they are the main defense ability. Maybe it’s like the
difference between infantry and tanks. I can brainwash all the foot soldiers,
but they’ll only be defeated by those magic unmanned weapons.”
There were giant dogs made of smooth black ceramic. But when they were
the size of a work van, their weight and size alone were enough of a
weapon. Instead of attacking with swords or spears, they could crush you
below them or smash your bones with their sturdy jaws. It was an extremely
primitive and painful form of violence, but it was also similar to being
crushed by heavy machinery.
Mikoto frowned.
“Isn’t Anubis a name you see in museums about the Egyptian pyramids?
What’s it doing in this Western fantasy world?”
“For that matter, Gargoyles were originally decorative drain spouts. Just
like you aren’t going to find Aegis ships mentioned in Greek mythology,
shouldn’t we assume the role ability given to a name is different in this
world?”
Dancer Shokuhou sounded annoyed as she rubbed her palm against her
handbag.
Those giant black ceramic dogs sounded like very dangerous foes. And
while it looked like the Gargoyles were human-sized, the Anubises were the
size of a work van. A bite from one of those could easily tear right through
your torso.
Perhaps the winged Gargoyles used their swift flight to chase their targets
into a dead end on the surface where the grounded Anubises could deliver
the finishing blow.
They were inorganic, but they couldn’t be hijacked with electronic hacking.
The #3 and the #5 had no way of controlling them, making them a decent
nuisance.
But that didn’t mean the Level 5s didn’t have a trump card.
“Eh? Me?”
Mikoto nodded.
“The building is locked up tight, but I’m sure all the hard work is done by
slaves, not the humans. That means elves built that mansion. So if we ask
around among the elves outside the city and find the ones involved in
constructing and repairing it, we might get our hands on detailed plans or
even learn about a weak point.”
Preventing that would provide the kings and lords with another excuse to
“eliminate” the elves they had worn out, but if that risk hadn’t occurred to
those idiots, so much the better. They could be ruined before they had time
to fix that bad habit.
And eventually…
“How exactly do you plan to defeat the lord here? As you can see, Valhalla
is a well-protected city, so people call it a ‘living legend’ as a city that has
never been conquered in its 200 year history.”
“Eh? Hm…that one there is a succubus I think, the one carrying boxes is a
scylla, and that’s a harpy up on that roof.”
“Are you sure you don’t read manga on your phone?” asked Mikoto.
And the people of this world walked right past them like they weren’t even
there.
“I’ve been wondering, why do they work so hard when they aren’t being
paid? They could at least half-ass it when no one’s looking.”
“Hm? But it feels bad when you don’t finish a job you started,” said the elf,
looking bewildered.
That weird diligence may have been another reason the humans had taken
advantage of them. No one in power was going to overlook a workforce
that did good work for next to nothing.
“The biggest mansion a bit east of the center is the lord’s place☆ The gate
on this side is the closest one to it, so do we just about have plan ability
ready?”
“More or less…”
With that, Mikoto pointed toward Valhalla while peering inside the thick
city walls from the hill. She gestured as if jabbing her index finger into a
few points in space and then swished her finger as if connecting those dots
into a constellation.
“?”
The elf tilted her head at first, but she finally figured it out.
Maybe she was getting used to those two.
And this time, Mikoto’s #3 Level 5 power was not her only weapon.
With a wave of her right hand, several figures passed by her from behind.
Despite the adventurer title, they did not actually explore unknown
dungeons and caverns. Instead, they were more like a dirty fighting force
that would complete any “quest” as long as they were rewarded
appropriately. So if you had the money, you could hire them by the dozen
without going through the guild.
(It was bad enough that the weapon shops here let you buy swords and even
projectile weapons like bows and that everyone can use magic as long as
they use the right incantation, but these adventurers take the cake. If you
pay them, they’ll turn their swords on anyone. This fantasy world really
could stand to tighten up its laws.)
“Stick to what we hired you to do. Focus on the Anubis and Gargoyle
autonomous guards made of black ceramic and stone. But you don’t
actually have to defeat them – distracting them will be enough. And no
pillaging! Don’t even take a quick peek inside a drawer or chest!!”
“Wouldn’t dream of it!! You’ve paid us plenty up front. We’re set for a
while financially and a full wallet is the secret to happily swinging your
sword while staying morally clean. But anyway, do you two ladies need a
bodyguard?”
“No, thanks. We can take care of ourselves, so stick to the job we gave you.
Focus on the elves, succubi, scyllas, harpies, and any other monsters being
used as slaves! Get them safely out of the city. We paid you up front with
fulgurites worth more than platinum or diamond, so you’d better do a
professional job here!!”
“Yes, ma’am!”
Something crawled along the surface of the adventurers. It was the rough
fur of a wolf.
So they were monsters. That explained why they were so eager for a well-
paying job that didn’t go through the human-run guild.
Their sheaths and hilts were badly worn, but the drawn blades glinted
sharply with a practical light. If their weapons were obviously top-rate, it
would put everyone around them on guard. So keeping the visual parts so
rundown may have been a strategy to survive by making any possible
enemies underestimate them. The logic made sense for werewolves who
used their transformation to blend into a human city.
“We just got a hell of a payday, so don’t any of you die before we can throw
it all away at the tavern!!”
Mikoto and Shokuhou had hired them to force their way into civilian
homes.
“It’s scary what people will do for money,” said Mikoto.
“Sounds like a good lesson ability for Tokiwadai students,” said Shokuhou.
The city guard swiftly got to work, but their confusion was palpable.
Having their gate blown apart was a first in the city’s 200-year history and
the attacking force was decked out in expensive gear, but they were after
the disposable enslaved monsters instead of any kind of valuable. It was
clear on the guards’ faces that they couldn’t work out the attackers’ intent.
Bikini armor Mikoto fired another Railgun into the park fountain and
destroyed the rainwater drainage ditches alongside the road.
As she continued this process a few times, she heard a dull roaring sound.
“The moat around the city is huge, but they only have small waterways
inside he city and there’s no sign of the big river. My guess is they use
culverts or underground waterways. So if I keep damaging the flood control
infrastructure, the rest should happen for me.”
No matter how large the scale, water control was generally handled with
pumps.
By using her Railgun to crush one end and applying enough pressure, the
water would come rushing out of the other end. Or the pipe or waterway
would fail to endure the pressure and rupture.
The ground split open and water rushed out, filling the roads and the
homes’ underfloor space. She didn’t actually need to flood the entire city.
She just needed to create enough confusion to prevent anyone from
predicting what her true goal was.
“Good, good, good. The solid non-rubber bottoms of their feet won’t have
any grip ability, so a bit of flooding should make them slip. Now we don’t
have to worry about those giant Anubises and Gargoyl- oh!!”
This world accepted slavery as normal, but Patissiet and the elves wouldn’t
be happy if the ordinary people died.
Mikoto didn’t want to go the revenge route unless the elves truly wanted it.
“Pant, gasp.”
“Wh-what kind of fantasy world doesn’t let you adorably soar through the
night sky on a broom!?”
“if they lock onto you from the air, you’ll have those Anubises rushing you
from all sides. C’mon, hurry!”
Mikoto adjusted her grip on an iron sand sword and ran through the city
night.
The lord’s mansion had a noticeably light guard when viewed from outside.
(Hiring so many dirty adventurers was the right move. Their rampage hid
that we’re actually after the lord!!)
Afraid of a surprise attack, Mikoto launched a few Railguns into the front
entrance and outside walls just to be safe. She and Shokuhou stepped into
the half-collapsed building while watching to see what the enemy would do.
People were curled up and trembling in the unlit front hall and corridor.
“?”
“Bright lights and loud noises have a psychological effect on people. Like
how a nearby lightning strike is enough to make you cower. Stun grenades
do the same thing. Just hiding in a sturdy bomb shelter during a wartime air
raid can supposedly cause enough stress for people to bleed from the heart.”
“Am I the only one who thinks the world must be coming to an end if a
meathead like you is muscling in on my mental territory?”
Mikoto had gotten the idea from the thorough carpet bombing the lord’s
army had launched. No one had been harmed there, but innocent Patissiet
had still trembled in fear. So this was payback.
“Anyway, it looks like there are still a fair number of people here. Do you
know what the lord looks like?” asked Mikoto.
“Perfect.”
“You can’t brainwash people into your pawns like I can, so why are you so
happy about having a strong enemy?”
As they moved room from room, they checked each of the people trembling
where they had fallen to the floor. None of them were the man in the
portraits.
At the far back of the third floor, they found an especially large bedroom
door
Mikoto and Shokuhou pressed against the dark hallway wall on either side
of the door.
“(Okay, I’m going to burn through the lock and then launch a blast to dazzle
whoever’s inside.)”
She melted the lock with a high-voltage current, kicked the door down, and
sent a welding-bright flash of electricity from her fingertip and through the
vast room.
“Gyah!?”
But Shokuhou froze after stepping inside. She fiddled with her remote,
unsure what to do.
At first, she assumed this was some servant trying his best to pretend to be
his lord. By pretending to be someone important, maybe he could escape an
encounter with robbers, so he was putting on the greatest act of his life.
But then Mikoto and Shokuhou both looked up at the giant portrait directly
behind the little man.
The portrait showed a large redheaded man with the picture perfect
strength, masculinity, and ferocity of a lion.
Picture perfect?
Wait a second…
Mikoto looked back and forth between the sneakthief and the lion.
She had a hard time imagining just how difficult that had been for the artist.
She guessed it had been easier to ignore the model altogether and paint
based on imagination alone.
And six glowing wings grew from the back of his armor.
The deafening boom seemed to come after a delay. The shockwave crashed
into their entire bodies and rattled their bones more than their eardrums.
The stone wall behind him was blown away, letting the chilly night wind in.
Shokuhou grimaced at the prickling pain she felt across her skin.
“As this region’s lord and as a baron, I am Level 9999. I have long since
reached the level cap!! I can equip even the most legendary of weapons and
draw out its full power! I will now show you the power of the end! I will
demonstrate the violence of the greatest possible spiritual awakening!!!”
“…”
“I haven’t even begun. The despair you feel now is nothing compared to
what is to come!!”
The deadly force he wielded and his nervous excitement were a complete
mismatch. But the sense that he couldn’t properly control his violence made
it all the more horrifying. He was the kind of person who would kill in a
flash of anger and then look back on it and desperately search out
justifications for his actions.
The sweaty little man smiled with no understanding of what his violence
would really do.
“Hee, hee hee. I can wield the ultimate power with all the Level 9999 magic
equipment I want. Meanwhile, you have had your levels revoked, leaving
you at Level 1!! The strongest will now trample the weakest underfoot. You
will die powerless to stop meeeeeeee!!!”
“~ ~ ~!!!???”
“Patissiet did explain all that for us, didn’t she? Let’s see, how did that
work? You register with the guild, work and fight for them to gain
experience, and then you report to the guild to level up?”
“Oh, yeah. She did say that, didn’t she? And the weapons and armor you
can equip is restricted by job and level, so you ordinarily need to level up if
you want to use a powerful weapon, right?”
“You mean like my remote? You, on the other hand, are proving your
cavewoman ability by doing it barehanded.”
If those two weren’t using weapons, he couldn’t revoke their right to use
them. He couldn’t weaken them.
Also…
“Level down.”
Bikini armor Mikoto pointed down and mimed pressing an invisible button.
“Wait, what are you doing ? What do you think you’re doiiiiing!?”
If he got in her way, she could bring him all the way down to Level 1.
“Stop, please stop, you’ve seen my looks and my physique, this ultimate
equipment is the only thing to prove my dignity and my power! No,
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!”
After controlling the exploitative guild, working the enslaved elves until
they collapsed, and growing fat taking all of their experience for himself,
the sneakthief lord had the nerve to protest.
The light in Mikoto’s eyes said it was his turn to have everything taken
from him.
The rapid level drop must have brought him below the level requirement
because his glowing armor burst from within and fell away in pieces.
“What a disgrace…”
“H-hwuh?”
The sneakthief fell to all fours but not so he could use his scrawny arms to
cover himself up.
He was trying to cover up the scattered ultimate equipment with his own
body.
He was still trying to rely on his rare tools more than his own abilities.
That was why the #5 had rejected him with a single word: disgrace.
They diligently did their work but were still worn down to the point they
had trouble eating.
“Wait, stop. Don’t destroy it, I beg you! This ultra-rare equipment is the
symbol of my powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!”
With a single arcade coin, the legend didn’t even last a full second.
The bizarre roar continued for more than ten seconds before he collapsed,
lighter than a scrap of paper. His limbs were sprawled out around him and
his empty eyes stared off in a random direction.
“A legend bought with money is worth less than the dust on the ground,”
spat Mikoto.
Part 10
A wildfire took everything from him.
But the wall of fire that approached with terrifying speed wasn’t the only
thing that took lives that day.
Humans killed elves, elves killed humans, and so many of the corpses were
too disfigured to say which side was responsible. It had been a maelstrom
and storm of violence. Valhalla was protected by its thick wall, so even with
the forest blazing outside, no one should have died as long as everyone
inside the city worked together to evacuate.
But one young man screamed that they would be cooked alive inside the
city, threw open the thick gate, and ran out into the crimson conflagration.
The fire had entered through the open gate like it was alive and the panic
had inspired further panic.
Some tried to stockpile food and water so they could survive, some used the
chaos as a chance to loot, some ran around searching for the ‘culprits’
despite no evidence the wildfire was a case of arson, leading to hatred,
grudges, and so much meaningless death.
While the fire burned for three days and three nights, the shabby little man
realized something.
When disaster struck, it was already too late to start determining the priority
of lives. A hierarchy had to be worked out in advance to ensure a swift
recovery.
If only he had been able to see what truly mattered and prioritized that. At
the time, the all-encompassing sense of loss and emptiness he felt after
losing his wife and son had left him unable to feel a connection to anyone –
human, elf, or other monster – but what if he had found the courage to
cautiously take someone else’s hand again?
What good was it when he couldn’t overcome the sorrow of his loss or find
the courage to protect the weak?
But what they really wanted was the grimoire that shitty lord had stolen
from Elf Elder Bakerian. Without that, they had no way of searching out the
three Demon Lords they needed to defeat and could not prepare the three
treasures ceremony necessary to send them back to Earth.
Once they found the correct room, Patissiet suddenly climbed up onto a
bookcase and searched the shelves while hopping from bookcase to
bookcase like they were stones in a pond. While elves probably liked high
places since they lived in the trees, Mikoto really wished she wouldn’t do
that when wearing a short skirt. It was inappropriate!
“Hm.”
Mikoto also searched the shelves (from the floor of course), but the books
were not written in Japanese or English. It could be easy to forget since they
used decimal numbers and they could understand each other’s spoken
language, but this really was another world. She thought maybe she just had
to give up, but then she noticed something.
The titles were written with an angular otherworld language that wasn’t
quite the English alphabet or the Cyrillic alphabet. Mikoto couldn’t even
guess whether this was an alphabet where each symbol was a meaningless
sound or if it was like kanji and each symbol was a word with multiple
possible meanings. Still, she could swear there was a system to the overall
arrangement of symbols and spaces. It reminded her of old Morse code or
the braille seen on train station ticket machines.
“Hey, Patissiet. What does this say? Something like ‘The Relationship
Between the Four Types of Magic’?”
“Hm? Um, it more accurately says ‘Illustrated Comparison Chart of the
Four Great Elements’,” answered Patissiet, seated atop the bookcase with
her legs dangling down.
So she could grasp the general idea, but it would be safer to get the elf to
provide the details. But if all of this world’s language worked this way, why
had they gone to so much effort for no apparent reason? Of course, Mikoto
knew Patissiet, who could read it like normal, would only be confused by
the question.
To practice this world’s writing, Mikoto carefully ran her finger along the
spines of the titles as she searched, but she couldn’t find any that seemed
like a grimoire with details about the three Demon Lords.
“Wouldn’t it be faster for you to search that lord’s mind with Mental Out?”
…Break his brain, she said. And if his brain was physically damaged, was
even the #5 powerless to fix it?
“Then how about we carry all these books out and ask Elder Bakerian
which one it is!?”
“Use Mental Out to learn how to operate those giant Anubis and Gargoyle
things and have them do the work.”
“(Wait, could I get one of those to carry me around instead of doing all this
walking? Finally, I’ve found a replacement for Hokaze-san in this world!)”
“She would cry if she heard that, you scheming queen.”
After a weird “zap!!” sound, Mikoto’s bikini armor and Shokuhou’s dancer
outfit both burst off of their bodies.
It took them a few seconds to think back and realize what had happened.
Since they didn’t use any weapons, leveling them down couldn’t strip them
of the ability to fight, but this would still happen to their armor since it
required a certain level to equip.
With a bedsheet wrapped around her slender body like a towel, she returned
to the room with the sneakthief-faced lord.
“What did you do with the grimoire!? The one you stole from the elf elder
named Bakerian!!”
“I-I do not know what you are talking about. I do not steal from my slaves.
I have my pride!!”
Besides, this world’s entire society was supported by the labor of those
slaves. If he didn’t want to use anything that rightfully belonged to them, he
needed to strip naked and go live out in the woods or fields.
Shokuhou (who had also turned herself into a bedsheet spring roll) winked
while leisurely leaning against the wall.
“Lying would be easy enough for him, but he knows what kind of
retaliation ability awaits him if we find out☆”
“…”
“Feeling relieved?”
And she spun a TV remote which no one in this world should recognize.
“Why do you think she didn’t kill you when you’re irredeemable scum?”
“Eh? Huh?”
The wicked queen, who was neither kind nor direct, split her mouth into a
smile.
Mikoto and Shokuhou held the newspaper in the office of the lord’s
mansion.
There were two ways to end discrimination. The first was to throw out your
own power to fight and slowly work up from the bottom with a grassroots
movement. The second was for someone at the top with an overwhelming
power to fight to announce a decisive policy change. Either way, wordless
violence would never work. No matter how great the power at work, it
could not change the world if it never spoke to explain the purpose behind
its actions. …Mikoto knew that all too well after the incident with the mass-
produced military clones.
“See, even he can sound cool when he tries. If only he hadn’t been forced to
play the part by Mental Out.”
(And being brainwashed into saying it gives the lord himself an excuse if he
needs it.)
She hadn’t just forced him to read a script – she had searched deep inside
his mind.
She even knew about the hatred and regret he had never voiced even after
losing here.
Mikoto and Shokuhou were back in a bikini armor and dancer outfit.
The guild had forcibly stripped them of their levels, but experience here
was bioelectricity. Mikoto had complete control over the level system, so
after levelling the two of them up in mere seconds, they had rushed to the
city’s armor ship (while sneaking through back alleys so no one would see
them). It wasn’t a specialty shop with made-to-order products, so they had
searched the inventory, found something their jobs could wear, and paid
with fulgurites.
“You’re paying the listed price in a world where haggling is expected? How
about I use this remote to give ourselves a 90% discount ability?”
“I get that I’m the only one your power doesn’t work on, but why do I have
to act as your conscience?”
(Ugh, I hate that I can manipulate our experience at will but we still can’t
change jobs. I’m stuck as a Warrior Woman forever.)
That lord had been the worst of the worst, but his proclamation had sent
waves across Celesaqphere.
Little by little, questions about slavery were rising among the nobles and
core cities of different regions.
It may have been more accurate to say there had already been cities friendly
to elves, but word of them had been unable to spread.
After all, this was a fantasy world without the internet or smartphones. The
nobles had patrols traveling the red brick roads between cities and any
letters, newspapers and rumor-loving travelers would receive surprise
inspections where information would be confiscated or rewritten. And if
anyone was found to be spreading information the upper classes disliked,
they would be beaten up, stripped of their gear, and forced to turn back the
way they had come. That alone would stop the spread of information, but if
the victim failed to reach the next closest city, they would die out there.
Flying carrier pigeons could be lured in and captured with food and nets to
inspect whatever letters they were carrying.
Defeating the local lord had loosened the control over the roads, allowing
information to flow freely once more.
Long story short, there had already been quite a few people sympathetic or
friendly to the elves.
“Don’t let this shock you too much,” cautioned Shokuhou at the work desk.
It said: “On the king’s command, an uprising in the core city of Elysium has
been suppressed. Many lives were lost. None of this would have happened
if not for the wicked and confused hearts of those who have questioned our
proper and traditional system of slavery. As protector of peace and order,
our great king will never recognize the despicable rumors of a so-called
emancipation proclamation”
“What…the hell? So just because we won here and took over a single lord’s
territory, they attacked an entirely different city in retaliation!?”
“Like I said, don’t let it shock you too much.” Dancer Shokuhou sighed in
exasperation. “The last thing the kingdom wants is for people to question
slavery – and thus their king’s rule – and foment rebellion. If anti-slavery
sentiment spreads while they work to defeat us, the situation will be entirely
out of hand for them. And since they don’t know how powerful we are and
can’t predict how long it will take to suppress us, they have decided to put
out the fire in another region where they know they have more control over
the timing.”
“…”
“They will attack entirely unrelated cities. It may have less to do with how
many abolitionists exist in that city and more to do with not wanting
critique of the king’s decision to gather from too many different viewpoints
at once.”
“I don’t care about that. The problem is a bunch of complete strangers were
killed because of what we did!!”
“That’s the thing.” Shokuhou winked and waggled her finger to tsk-tsk
Mikoto. “What proof do we have that Elysium was actually destroyed?”
“…What?”
For that matter, this newspaper extra edition had been scattered from a
kingdom airship.
“The veracity of the articles doesn’t matter. This newspaper went through a
lot of hands to reach us, so it’s soaked with various residual thoughts.
Reading those with Mental Out provides a lot more information we can be a
lot more certain of. I can get information from other places even easier than
by sending out a bunch of spies.”
“…”
If you knew about psychometry, there were measures to take against it.
“Wars are won with intelligence, not power. Hee hee. Not that I expect you
to understand that when you always charge in without a second thought.”
“50-50.”
“That’s not good enough!! And even if it is fake news, if their story about
the fall of Elysium doesn’t have the desired effect, they might go ahead and
actually destroy it!”
“I would really rather not know, but what do you say we do about this,
Misaka-san?”
People’s lives were on the line. All the lives in a city just as big as Valhalla.
“I knew you were going to say that. You do know you’re playing right into
their hand ability, don’t you?”
“You said there were some cities and territories questioning slavery, right?
Then Elysium might not be the only place the kingdom targets. I need to
visit all the at-risk cities and help them if necessary!!”
She had known this would happen based on the trouble Mikoto had caused
in Academy City to rescue the 20 thousand Sisters.
“Of course you aren’t. The capital is in reach. I have to rescue the people
being threatened right now, but the kingdom can’t deploy troops if we stop
them at the source. You’re good at scheming, so you work out a plan. Focus
on figuring out how we can take over the capital.”
“Hm. Well, as long as you won’t hold up our overall schedule ability, go do
whatever it is you want.’
The #5 preferred to thoroughly set the stage and double and triple check
everything was ready before she took action, so this was something she
could never do.
The door was cracked open and Patissiet was peeking in through the gap.
Was she that worried about Mikoto?
“Come on in.”
Shokuhou fairly strongly rejected the idea because it almost sounded like
Patissiet would carry out the punishment herself.
She was not the kind of person to look so concerned for her own wellbeing.
She would set herself aside and worry about those she cared for instead.
“W-w-w-will Lady Misaka be alright? I mean, um, she went out on her
own… The kingdom is a big place. How can she protect everyone in the
targeted areas when she doesn’t know what territories and what cities will
be attacked?”
“Hee hee. She really is stupid, isn’t she? It does seem that she has rushed
headlong into a trap meant to divide our forces and wear us down.”
“Um!?”
This was a repeat of that experiment. In order to stop the plan killing the 20
thousand Sisters, Mikoto had gone around destroying the different labs to
try and eliminate the source of the experiment.
She knew this was a trap, but she had still chosen to go in and attack.
She had to be well aware she would only wear herself out with this foolish
grand plan to protect every single life before her.
But…
“?”
While the foolish #3 went off to fight a war on her own, the very clever and
beautiful Shokuhou Misaki worked on her plan to attack the capital.
She walked through the grass in her frilly dancer outfit below the strange
blue sky with multiple layers of floating lands moving through it like pieces
of eggshell. The fact that she could walk around in such a conspicuous
outfit without the powers-that-be noticing proved how wonderful a world
without security cameras could be.
“Let’s see, we need to defeat the three Demon Lords to complete the three
treasures ceremony and return to Earth, but we don’t know anything about
them. The royals or nobles have the grimoire that provides more
information, so we need to threaten or brainwash the king at the top into
ordering that all the grimoires owned by the various lords be submitted to
him☆”
After muttering her thoughts aloud, Shokuhou shifted her focus to the
outside world.
Shokuhou fondly viewed the little elf awkwardly wielding the big weapon.
“It’s floating.”
Patissiet’s dutiful response was cute and all, but that wasn’t Shokuhou’s
point.
“Y-you have nothing to worry about! She is the weird one for flying around
with that magnetism stuff. So without her, you just need to find a wild
dragon and ride it to the next floating land!!”
Shokuhou was wandering the edge of the floating land trying to figure out
what to do when she spotted an artificial glint that looked out of place in
nature.
What she found was a lot like a giant propeller combined with a parachute.
(Why was it abandoned? I don’t like the idea that someone was attacked
while using it.)
It looked like a type of paraglider, but it was powered by twisting animal fur
with a hand crank instead of a gasoline engine.
With no other options left, Shokuhou held Patissiet in her arms and took off.
However, she was too scared to jump off the edge of the cliff right away, so
she tested it out in an empty field first. She had to run for a bit first to fill
the parachute with air, but that went smoothly thanks to the propeller.
The wonder of it overpowered the fear as she felt gravity disappear from
her feet. The cables didn’t get tangled up or anything.
It was fun.
After she began to float, she rested her hips on something like a thick belt.
It was an elegant thing, like a giant swing, and it would prevent Patissiet
from slipping down too.
Unlike with a certain idiot she could mention who zoomed around with
magnetism, this didn’t cause her stomach to rise into her throat like on a
thrill ride, so she didn’t feel any fear. It was all so gentle and floaty. She
was pretty sure she could safely leave the cliff like this.
“I have no idea.”
The elf’s head tilt caused Shokuhou’s stomach to rise into her throat.
“Vwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”
The giant bird’s wingspan blotted out the blue sky above. At that size, a flap
of its wings would cause a windstorm. Its giant talons were like a crane’s
hook, so they could likely grab and tear apart a house.
“Eek!”
Sensing that true fear, something changed inside little Patissiet with her ash
longbow in hand. She took a step forward.
The instant the arrow struck, the Hraesvelgr’s stomach ruptured from
within.
“Bwuh!?”
Frightened by the sudden burst of red, Shokuhou fell not just onto her rear
but tumbled onto her back too.
When Patissiet had a reason, she would kill. Lives really were taken
unusually lightly in this world.
But that had not been the basic fire attack magic!!
“Elfshot.” Little Patissiet sighed softly as she gently lowered her bow. “The
attack is meant to imbue magic into a flint arrowhead and paralyze the
target, but…ugh, when I do it, it always explodes inside the target’s body.”
“…”
So if she even scratched her target with her arrow, they were dead?
It didn’t matter that she was Level 11 and only had access to the most basic
magic. Not when she could simply shove it inside her target’s body and
detonate it there. This could possibly be even more deadly than the Railgun
which strictly sent its power in from the outside.
Shokuhou’s eyes widened while she lay on her back in her frilly outfit.
“I know. This destroys the target’s blood vessels and organs, so the meat
doesn’t taste any good. It’s completely useless in real life. I really need to
figure out how to do a proper Elfshot that paralyzes them so I can capture
them alive.”
The elf tilted her head in disappointment with her ash bow in hand.
She apparently didn’t realize this ability made her a real candidate for being
the strongest.
“Patissiet☆”
“Eek!?”
It had bothered Shokuhou how the elf’s long ears would twitch up and
down while she was talking, so after plenty of observation, she reached out
and grabbed the ears between her fingers.
“You can talk with your voice, your eyes, hand signals…and even your long
ears, can’t you? That gives you a lot more information ability you can
communicate while in the trees or the dark night, so you elves are probably
unstoppable when hiding in the forest with bows.”
It was unclear if the humans of this world had noticed these secret
conversations among the elves, but there was no fooling Shokuhou whose
power made her unbeatable in the field of communication.
(Well, given how they’ve been treated, it’s only natural the elves will want
to secretly badmouth their so-called masters right in front of them.)
At any rate, that wasn’t the most important issue at the moment.
“?”
Shokuhou was confused.
(Is this like if they decided to name everything after stuff from Records of
Three Kingdoms, but they ended up using all the big kingdom and warlord
names already and are stuck using minor village and temple names?)
Whatever the case, Patissiet’s reaction led Shokuhou to also observe the
city from a distance.
There were some minor differences in construction style. Most likely, the
original city had started out in the center and, as the population grew, new
parts of the city were added onto the outer edges. The city’s history could
be seen there. Some areas had gable type buildings and others had dormer
type buildings. Viewed from above, it may have looked like the rings of a
tree.
In Valhalla, stone had been a privilege reserved for the lord’s mansion, so
did that mean the capital just had that many wealthy residents?
“?”
That was apparently too much for an elf from this world to understand.
There were also a lot of enslaved monster girls in the capital. Apparently
they didn’t kill their slaves when tax season came around here.
“None at all?”
“They say that’s why all the rich merchants come here! It must be a relief to
have a collector of a master who tries to keep their slaves alive as long as
possible.”
She was talking about being exploited, but Patissiet sounded almost jealous.
…Of course, no municipality like a city could function without any tax
revenue.
There were more standalone mansions than boxy buildings here because,
unlike Valhalla protected by its moat and thick wall, Tuonela had a much
more open layout. With a wall around a city, it couldn’t expand outwards
and was forced to develop upwards instead.
When people gathered somewhere, money came with them and then more
people arrived to get at that money.
(No moat and no wall. There is a gate at the entrance, but it’s more like a
Shinto shrine’s torii and won’t do much to keep attackers out. This place
seems a lot less defended than Valhalla, so I wonder how it works.)
A 3km square piece of land hovered about 50m directly above this city of a
million.
A fairy tale castle with spires and protective walls stood on that land.
But instead of that being the floating land, there was an even bigger
rectangular floating land above it with hundreds of thick wires stretching
down to support the king’s castle.
As they had seen in the attack on the village, the biggest threat in this world
was a carpet bombing from a higher layer, so dangling the castle down like
that was probably meant to act as a giant umbrella. The giant floating land
above it would be one made of solid bedrock to prevent anyone from
breaking or digging through it too easily and the umbrella was far larger
than the castle itself, to prevent assassins or an enemy army from dropping
straight down from it.
However…
“That isn’t enough wires to actually support a 3km piece of land. They
wouldn’t be able to distribute the weight enough and it would just fall.”
“?”
Her point was that the castle was in fact on floating land after all. The wires
were camouflage so that anyone plotting a rebellion would be wasting their
time trying to cut the wires. In fact, they were bait to identify any dangerous
elements among the masses.
But given the size of the umbrella, the castle didn’t actually intend to
protect the entire city from a bombing. The king probably intended to
continue his luxurious lifestyle as long as his castle was safe. About as
shallow an idea as someone assuming they only needed a convenience store
to have an endless supply of food and drink without considering the product
planning, production factories, delivery drivers, and other behind-the-
scenes work that went into getting those things on the shelves. If he enjoyed
that life so much, Shokuhou hoped he kept eating his snacks until he keeled
over and died.
(Oh, whoops. It really is easy to take lives too lightly in this world.)
“I see…”
“?”
After all, this was a world where airships and other vehicles were used to
travel between floating lands. Did they think a wall or moat around the
capital would be meaningless? Since there were no other floating lands
passing directly above the capital, they may have placed more emphasis on
protecting the sky. Such as preemptively destroying any floating lands that
would arrive too close for comfort.
They could observe the vast land from that elevated location and, if an
enemy force was approaching, actively set up their defenses in front of the
capital.
“Um?”
(For one, Misaka-san’s special ability can render all the capital’s defenses
meaningless. I just hope she actually returns in time.)
The collars and chains looked out of place in the gorgeous city.
Elves were not the only enslaved people. There were plantlike dryads,
slender but strong dark elves, and nymphs who were hard to tell apart from
humans. It looked like all the monsters capable of speech had been
abducted and turned into a labor force. And they may have thought they
were fortunate because the capital did not kill them when tax season came
around.
(What a pain.)
It seemed likely the king’s forces were kept in the castle above, not in the
city below. The quantity was much greater here, but the quality wouldn’t be
all that different from the Valhalla lord’s forces. Mysterious elite special
forces were only found in fiction. After all, different soldiers in the same
kingdom would be trained and equipped more or less the same. The
kingdom gained nothing by restricting how many of their troops had the
best equipment.
Shokuhou directed her binoculars toward the castle grounds and checked
the size of the barracks and counted the windows.
“Mammoth? I have heard the capital army has 100 thousand soldiers.”
No kingdom was going to honestly report the size of its army to outsiders.
That number was probably increased by around 20% to intimidate any
potential enemies. But even accounting for that, it was 80 thousand. That
meant they supported that many people who would only have to work when
there was a war or a parade. That was the entire population of a small city
eating food paid for by the capital’s budget (which came from charitable
donations, not taxes) and the taxes collected from elsewhere.
While the elves and other enslaved monsters worked and worked with only
more exploitation as a reward, that collection of murderers in the castle was
well fed.
(Hm. When you spell it out like that, it really pisses me off.)
“H-have you figured anything out?”
“Lots☆”
Part 18
“I’m back!!”
Mikoto was out of breath and covered in scrapes and bruises. Shokuhou
was exasperated.
But if she hadn’t rescued anyone, she wouldn’t look like that. Despite how
beaten up she was, there was a bright light shining in her eyes.
“First of all, the story about suppressing Elysium was fake! But there were
a few other regional cities that had started discussing freeing their slaves
and the kingdom was preparing some very real attacks on them, so I went
around destroying the armies sent out for that! Elysium was terrified of
when it would be their turn, so I told them I’d saved the four regional lords’
territories and the three central cities including Elysium and asked them to
gather up all the difficult paperwork and come join us! That way, the next
time the kingdom attacks, we can all work together to fight back and secure
our independence and safety!!”
But that aside, Mikoto’s return had one very important implication.
“We now have a justification to fight that foolish king and protect the
people’s lives from his tyranny ability☆ This is a huge step forward from
sneaking around winning through guerilla tactics.”
“Hm? Isn’t the main difference there what kinds of rumors people spread
about us?”
“You’ll see what I mean later☆”
But there was one thing Shokuhou had to confirm as a wicked strategist. It
sounded like Mikoto hadn’t just rescued the people and left it at that.
“Let’s get back on topic.” Dancer Shokuhou brushed up her bangs. “So
instead of just rescuing those cities and leaving, you also told them to come
join us?”
“Right.”
“And they will be gathering a fleet of airships to slowly travel between the
floating lands?”
“Right!!”
“We are using Valhalla as our base. The city is surrounded by a moat and a
wall, meaning its land is quite limited. There is not room for the population
to suddenly multiply by 7 or 10.”
Increasing the population ten times past the upper limits of the
infrastructure was the same as leaving each person with a tenth of the living
space and a tenth of the food they needed. Needless to say, that option
would lead to mass death.
Of course, even now this world ran on slave labor and actually paying the
enslaved people a fair wage would leave them with quite a lot of wealth. If
they were given truly equal opportunities, there could be a day when an elf
millionaire hired humans to work for them.
“Then let’s increase that capacity. By defeating the villain at the much
bigger capital.”
However, that didn’t mean Mikoto and Shokuhou raised war cries and
charged the capital with arrows and spears pouring down on them like rain.
When the guards finally noticed something was amiss, they caught a
merchant trying to escape the supposedly convenient and comfortable
capital and got him to tell them what was going on.
“After all, they’re more valuable than platinum or diamonds and their value
is stable too.”
Bikini armor Misaka Mikoto grinned as she kept low and watched the chaos
in the capital from afar.
There were no bank accounts or ATMs in this world. To protect their assets,
the king and lords converted their money to small fulgurites and stored
those in a safe. Because even special-made safes were only so large. When
paying for the construction of a cathedral that would take decades to
complete, a pile of gold coins would be too bulky and heavy to transport, so
major contracts would use small fulgurites instead. The same was true of
deals between kingdoms, so the value of each kingdom’s currency was
ultimately determined by how many fulgurites it could buy and that
determined the exchange rates between kingdoms.
When lightning struck the ground, clumps of sand would be turned to glass
by the heat. That glass was the mystical jewel (in a world where people
could not yet control high-voltage electric currents) known as fulgurites.
Which meant…
Electricity was not a household technology here and there was no lightning
magic. In Celesaqphere, fulgurites were only created when lightning
happened to strike from the heavens above. That made them fairly rare
jewels, but not so for Mikoto.
In a single night, she could create more fulgurites than existed in this entire
world.
And of course, fulgurites were only so valuable because of their rarity. The
fact that bioelectricity was experience points here may have also given a
religious basis for that value, though. But even then, what would happen if
someone mass-produced them to the point that she could easily be crushed
to death if the pile were to collapse?
Then they only had to flood the market with all those fulgurites.
If they were fake, the people of this world could gather appraisers and crack
down on counterfeiting, but unfortunately the fulgurites Mikoto made were
the real deal. That meant not even an expert could tell the difference. And
because fulgurites were created by unpredictable lightning instead of being
mined from land someone owned, it was hard to apply mining certificates to
them. If lightning struck in your garden and created a fulgurite, it was
authentic. Where it came from did not influence its value.
“Their army is around 80 thousand. That means they need to supply 240
thousand meals a day. The fulgurite crash will reduce the contents of the
kingdom’s treasury to worthless glass, so they won’t be able to even think
about fighting. They’ll be too busy dealing with their newfound debt.”
“And the capital below was a problem because of all the knights,
adventurers, merchants, bandits, and so on who could be hired to fight,
but once the money is gone, so are they.”
On top of all that, this economic attack did the most damage to the people
who had gone out of their way to convert their money into valuable
fulgurites.
The exploited elves hadn’t had any money in the first place, so this would
hardly affect them.
Once it was known there was no money to be made in the capital, the
visitors would quickly leave. They wouldn’t be able to pay for their own
necessities and they might end up being conscripted or forced to hand over
their private property to the king, so it was a high-risk, no-return situation.
They would be better off setting up a tent out in the field.
The rapid drop in population and private property would bleed the capital to
death.
Before, attacking the king would mean making an enemy of the world.
The voices came from a formerly enslaved succubus and nymph who had
stayed with them after being freed from Valhalla.
“Yes, the two goddesses who protect us while fighting their eternal
conflict.”
“?”
“They must mean us,” said Shokuhou, brushing her hair off her shoulder.
Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki had disagreed on what to do. They
had taken separate paths, causing confusion on their side, but through that
they had saved a great many people and then joined back together without
any delay to their original plan.
They were opposing storms who had saved more people than they would
have had they agreed and everything had gone according to plan.
The two goddesses who appeared after breaking through an invisible barrier
were said to eternally fight each other, but that power was exactly what kept
this world turning and protected the people’s lives.
Crash!!!!!
Several beam-like artillery blasts shot out into the clear sky from a distant
position. Apparently that was what the elves’ magical bows could do at
Level 9999.
The simple firepower was impressive, but they could also convey a lot more
information in a single instruction using their voice, eyes, fingers, and long
ears. Not only could they coordinate to corner the enemy, but it didn’t look
like the elves were at any risk of being hit by friendly fire even if they
entered the labyrinthine capital.
The people in the capital were too busy fighting with their allies(?) to fight
back.
White pigeons flew from the castle floating overhead. Those were carrier
pigeons. 50 to 100 of them filled the sky like confetti.
“From their upper layer, they must have noticed our big diversionary army,
so I bet that king is sending commands to all the kingdom’s different
territories demanding they send troops to protect the capital. Threatening to
charge them with treason ability if they disobey, of course.”
“What an idiot.”
“He really is, isn’t he? Even if the people risk their lives to fight in the war
and win, the bankrupt kingdom is in no position to reward any of them. No
one’s going to join that war unless they’re a bloodthirsty freak who just
likes the fighting, the bloodshed, and the killing ability☆”
For one thing, wars fought to prevent invasions, protect strategic positions,
and suppress uprisings generally made no money.
When defeating a foreign kingdom, they could take land and force the
defeated enemy to pay war reparations so they could distribute rewards to
the lords who sent troops, but winning a defensive war only won back their
current territory. It turned a negative into breaking even, so they didn’t win
anything new that could be distributed as a reward. No matter how much
money and how many lives the lords had spent on the king’s command.
Suppressing an uprising in your own territory was bad enough, but who
would look after someone else’s land like that? It was a waste of time, not
to mention money and lives.
Of course, the power structure normally made it so the king could in fact
order the lords to do it anyway, but…
“If the king demands they fight a war for free and threatens to throw them
in prison for treason if they don’t die at his command…those lords might
just decide its easier to kill their incompetent monarch and declare
independence. Or they might sell off their entire territory to some other
kingdom, whittling down this kingdom’s borders in the process.”
That just left the debt-ridden king and the disorganized mob that was too
confused to actually function.
“Now, then☆”
Shokuhou walked to the city’s entrance and gave her TV remote a wave.
After brainwashing the guards refusing to let anyone through, the capital’s
people rushed out of the city. Once that had begun, group psychology
kicked in and the soldiers, who had been trying to stop the hemorrhaging of
population and private property, exchanged a glance and fled outside the
city too. Maybe they didn’t want to be made the target of criticism against
the king’s rule, but a lot of the soldiers left their proud armor and helmets
on the roadside before they left.
The empty capital was full of doors off their hinges and broken windows.
The place had been devastated in a single day.
The only people remaining were the collared and chained elves, dryads, and
others humanoid monsters who had been left behind along with the
unneeded furniture.
The sudden economic crash meant the humans had no idea where their next
meal would come from, so they must not have wanted to bring any extra
mouths along with them. They must not have even wanted the expense of
killing their slaves. Unlike legendary swords, real weapons broke quite
easily.
Of course, this was quite convenient for anyone who wanted to safely
rescue those enslaved people.
“Go gather up everyone you know and leave through the city gate. A new
life awaits you there.”
The castle floated 50m above the capital. That was within reach of a
magnetic leap.
Part 21
Thoom!!
Kathoom!?
As sturdy as the castle had seemed, it was now shaking like an unsteady
suspension bridge. Each time a meters-long bolt launched by a magically-
boosted ballista struck, small pieces fell from the ceilings.
With Patissiet and the other elves providing the diversionary fire, Mikoto
and Shokuhou magnetically leaped up from the capital to the castle. The
scrawny but busty Queen still complained the entire time, though.
They were now inside the castle dozens of meters above the capital.
“Are you sure dragging those elves into this fight was a good idea?” asked
Shokuhou.
“…”
If Shokuhou hadn’t noticed the unusually big smile on the #3’s face and
gotten down on the floor, she would have been hit.
“Excuse me, Misaka-saaan!?”
“It’s a message arrow. Huh, Patissiet says they’re winning, so we don’t need
to worry about them. Those elves really are unbeatable once you give them
bows.”
“Ughhhh, chomp!!”
“Um? Hey, did you just freak out so much you bit me!?”
The giant castle gate at the back of the public square sat partially open.
No one remained. With no money left to wage war, everyone knew a siege
would cut off all their exits with no weapons or food forthcoming. If they
obeyed their orders and defended the castle, they would clearly starve to
death while trapped inside, so all the professional soldiers and even the
gardeners, maids, butlers, tutors, artists, musicians, and cooks had fled.
The king’s power had hit rock bottom. Mikoto and Shokuhou walked
through the haunted house of a castle, searching for that king. He wasn’t in
the audience chamber.
“?”
“It’s a short sword. I think it would count as a pillow sword. Do you see the
stamp on the bottom of the grip? That would be used to prove the king’s
identity ability. And if he screwed up bad enough, he could use it to slit his
own throat.”
“Did we even need to enter the castle? After stripping him of all his power,
couldn’t we have just waited for the debt ability to destroy him?”
“We could have, but we don’t have that much time. It’s faster to deal with
him directly.”
The king finally noticed them and let out a shrill shriek.
Something sharp and heavy flashed down from above. If Mikoto had relied
on her ordinary five senses, she would have been killed instantly. Without
the radar that sent out electromagnetic waves to detect anyone approaching
from any direction, she couldn’t have tackled Shokuhou out of the way
either.
“!?”
Mikoto gasped, sprang to her feet, and took an immediate fighting stance.
The portly old man, who looked like his own weight would damage his
knees if he ran at full speed, was now flanked by a pair of beautiful women
who looked out of place next to him. They wore light green fairy tale
dresses and appeared to be in their late 20s. Silver swords as long as they
were tall rested lightly on their shoulders. A portion of the blade had been
blunted near the base so the swords could be carried over their shoulders.
Mikoto doubted they were his wives. A real king could have concubines or
take a wife far younger than himself, but something about those women told
Mikoto that wasn’t the case here. It was like they were from a different
world than him – like there was a barrier of separation between them.
It would have made sense if those two were his advisors or counselors, but
their clothing and accessories looked fancier than the king’s.
(Witches.)
If they only kindly provided accurate advice, they wouldn’t need all that sex
appeal.
Why were those sisters working together to dull the king’s ability to make
rational decisions?
The pair of witches had made the king their puppet and used him for their
own benefit.
Did they benefit from creating a society that caused so much suffering for
its slaves and never questioned that fact? And had they set things up so all
the blame fell on the king while they could safely escape at any time?
“What’s this sense of deja vu?” said Mikoto. “I swear I’ve seen something
like this before? Oh, right. You.”
“Who exactly are you comparing me to here?” asked Shokuhou. “It had
better not be the portly king!”
“You have some nerve appearing here after trampling our flower garden.
Like anyone with class and too much time, we know a thing or two about
torture and execution. Although our area of expertise is ruling through fear.”
“…”
“When we are done with you, your deaths will go down in history. As
examples of a fate no one ever wants to experience themselves. The fear of
the silver witches will lead to a century of peace.”
“Hee hee. It has been far too long since I had the privilege of enjoying a
young girl’s blood and screams. We shall have plenty of prisoners to
experiment on with the uprisings around the kingdom being suppressed, so
we will be well-practiced by the time we get to you. We will not fail, so you
can rest easy about that at leasy.”
“Um, uh, uh, this is your last chance to apologize! My lovely strategists are
truly terrifying when you make them mad! They laughed as they blew away
half the volume of a mountain just to eliminate the abnormal group of
giants gathered there! When they put down an uprising, they leave behind
so many dead bodies the War Investigation Committee never knows quite
what to say! I’m talking about a sea of blood and a mountain of corpses! So
please stop! I don’t want to see those horrors ever again! I still have
nightmares about it, so can’t you all just get along!?”
“No, thanks. As a mental esper, it would be bad for my mental health to link
minds with someone that stupid.”
“Be my guest☆”
The girls who were always at each other’s throats coordinated more quickly
than the sisters who had been together since birth.
Those two understood each other on a deep level because they were
enemies.
“Your intel is out of date,” said Mikoto with a displeased wink. “None of
those uprisings will be suppressed. Because I already stopped your troops
there. If you don’t even know that, you don’t stand a chance. I was at least
expecting you to have insulated armor or to redirect my attacks with
magnets because your defeated troops sent word back of my electric
powers, but you don’t even have that. The Silver Striker and Silver
Defender, was it? I don’t know what kind of magic got you those epithets,
but did you think you could stop lightning with metal?”
“Eh, ah!?”
“To sum up, you didn’t work hard enough. So forget this. Leave us.”
Zap!!!!!
In that spinning mill, they had never referred to the elves as slaves and they
had cared for them like family. They had given the elves days off, paid them
a fair wage, and even given a little extra food to whoever worked the most
that day. The three sisters’ family had been secretly proud of this.
But then one of the elves had made a careless mistake outside of the
mansion.
The local lord had unfortunately seen it and the three sisters’ mill was
forced out of business by collective responsibility.
They had treated the elves so well, yet none of the elves had provided any
assistance.
Not one.
Because after they were taken away to help pay off the family’s debt, they
were made to serve other families. The many elves had done nothing to help
three sisters of a family they didn’t serve. Because those were the rules.
That was how this world worked.
The three sisters were forced to live out in the mountains like wild animals
and work back up from nothing. The youngest sister hadn’t been able to
bear it and lost her life. But not because she had starved or been attacked by
an animal. She had died of suicide. Unable to leave behind her old civilized
life, she had chosen to end it all with a more civilized act.
The youngest sister may have seen it as an escape from hell, but the two
surviving sisters had watched their beloved little sister deteriorate day by
day. That had built up a rebellious spirit that refused to let it end there. In a
way, even with one dead, the three of them were always supporting each
other.
So the two older sisters had gritted their teeth, survived, waited for a chance
to present itself, and crawled back up.
And at the same time, they decided it was a law of nature that elves should
be captured by humans and used until they collapsed.
If you tried to violate that law, destiny itself would conspire against you.
They no longer felt sorry for the elves. They would never try to save them.
If the elves wanted to die, they could die. In fact, the sisters would lend
them a helping hand there. Because this was a fortune they had built up
with their own blood, sweat, and tears. If this success was taken from them
too, they truly would break. So what was wrong with using everything
available to them?
“Maybe so.”
It flew past them without even grazing them, but it still produced a
powerful enough gale and shockwave to send them spinning through the air
and slam them into the floor.
Part 23
After the witches were defeated, the king didn’t have it in him to fight on
his own.
“Okay, give me a big smile ability and then announce that you’re freeing
the slaves☆”
“You’ll be the very first kingdom in this world to officially abolish slavery.
Going down in history as the civilized and humane man behind it is an
honor really.”
They could have written letters for him and sent them out without his
involvement since Mikoto had the short sword with the stamp used to prove
the king’s identity, but it would be better for the letter to be in his
handwriting. Especially in a Western-style signature society.
Valhalla wasn’t big enough to take in all the former slaves, but the vast
capital was a different story.
Everyone had fled after the fulgurite crash, so the city had become the
kingdom’s greatest ghost town. The freed elves would breathe new life into
the city. And this time it wouldn’t be built on the backs of someone else’s
labor.
“By the way, Misaka-san, why are there humans among them?”
“They all have their circumstances. Some were pursued by debt collectors,
some were forced to work in the arenas, some lost their homes and were
stuck sleeping in the alleys, and some didn’t want to fight but had arrows
aimed at their backs. The monsters weren’t the only ones being oppressed,
so as long as they’re working toward abolishing slavery, we don’t need to
see the other lords and people as our enemy. So why not rescue the lives
that are actually at risk? If that starts new rumors, it can establish a
beneficial cycle.”
But those could be detected and kicked out with perfect accuracy using
Mental Out.
“Oh, right.”
They weren’t just here for self-defense. They were searching for the elf
elder’s grimoire.
Mikoto and Shokuhou needed to defeat the three Demon Lords to return to
Earth, so they needed information on those mysterious targets.
Patissiet led them through the vast castle to a pair of double doors that led
to a room filled with a dizzying number of bookcases. The room was three-
stories tall and large enough to fit an entire school building. The bookcases
were also three-stories tall, so Mikoto really did feel a little dizzy as soon as
they came into view. Her ordinary sense of perspective broke down and she
was caught by weird optical illusions.
Dancer Shokuhou spoke up in exasperation as she watched the treetop-
dwelling (and miniskirt-wearing) elf climb to the top of the towering
bookcases.
“It looks like each bookshelf has about 50 books, so would the entire library
have approximately 103,000 books? Finding a specific book here is going
to be a lot of work.”
The book in question had been stolen, not officially purchased or donated,
so it might not be listed in the library’s catalog. After getting little Patissiet
and Elder Bakerian to tell them the color of the grimoire’s cover and other
visual details, they split up and searched the shelves. The lithe elder did not
climb to the top. She looked like it was taking a conscious effort to resist
the temptation, however.
They occasionally heard the sounds of some kind of commotion outside the
library.
They were so immersed in the task they lost track of time, but by the time
an aproned succubus and dryad told them dinner was ready, they hadn’t
even finished searching 1% of the library.
“One of the lords might have it, I guess. Shokuhou, you’re controlling the
king, aren’t you? If he demanded whoever has the grimoire to hand it over,
they would have to, right?”
“Bakerian, you told us the color and such, but do you know how many
pages it is? Or how thick it is, I guess is what I mean.”
“Hm? I think it is about 5 or 6cm. Why?”
“Look.”
There was an unnatural 5cm gap between two books. A single book had
been removed.
As soon as the king saw Mikoto’s face as she stomped toward him, he fell
on his rear and raised his hands over his head.
“I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll tell you anything!!”
“What did you do with the grimoire you stole from Bakerian!? You have 3
seconds! If you can’t remember, I’m frying you up nice and crispy!!”
Eventually, the #5 got fed up with it all and held her remote against the
king’s head and made him confess.
He answered with his body limp and a vacant look in his eyes.
“Mjol-what?”
Discovering the grimoire’s location was a big step forward, but hegemony?
That made it sound a lot more powerful than this kingdom and likely meant
it ruled over multiple smaller kingdoms too.
“By the way, what treaty did you hand over this grimoire for?”
“One that gave us an advantage in the slave trade. If we end up hunting
more elves and other monsters than we can use ourselves, Mjolnir promised
to buy them from us.”
The humans were the ones attacking those people and then they were a
nuisance to be sold off? This society really was rotten to the core.
It seemed unlikely this hegemony was going to sit idly by after everything
that had happened.
If they weren’t stopped, Mikoto, Shokuhou, and everyone in the areas that
had agreed to free their slaves would be at risk. And that went beyond the
direct slavery issue. This hegemony would likely want control of the land
and air routes and control of all data being transferred via letter and carrier
pigeon.
Part 25
For the time being, they took a break to eat some dinner.
The succubus and dryad showed Mikoto and Shokuhou to the castle garden
where they got in line and received flat plates of soup.
Mikoto didn’t know what it was properly called, but it was a lot like a white
stew full of meat and veggies and served over a mixture of barley and rice.
Apparently the idea was to provide all the nutrients you needed on a single
plate.
Bikini armor Mikoto sat on the ground and scooped some up in a spoon.
The mild seasoning gave it a childish flavor, but she guessed that was the
result of going for something as many people as possible could eat. So the
same reason convenience store curry isn’t very spicy.
The Queen looked scornfully down on Mikoto for not hesitating to sit on
the ground.
“The one nice thing about this world is not having to worry about food
additives☆”
But out here, they could see just how many different species were present.
Right next to Mikoto, a giant blazing muspell was tilting her head at a
palm-sized pixie.
“Not all of us dark elves are nocturnal. You just have a terrible sleep
schedule!!”
The monsters all had different habits and customs. Some even preferred
things to be cold, damp, and filthy, so trying to be nice could backfire.
The somewhat envious look in his eyes as he looked down at the courtyard
wasn’t just Mikoto’s imagination or wishful thinking. She understood how
he was feeling since she tended to stick to herself if she wasn’t careful.
Whether you belonged there or not and even if you found them to be
annoying, people tended to be envious of a crowd.
Mikoto understood this, but she wasn’t going to drag him here to join them.
(It isn’t like the king had a real reason for what he did. He did say
something about being afraid to defy those witches because of all the blood
they would spill.)
And if he felt this way, he would find a chance to join a group of people
eventually.
Just like Misaka Mikoto, the loner Ace of Tokiwadai, had found her own
group through a series of coincidental encounters.
(The real problem is those witch sisters. I wonder what happened to them.)
With two of them, they could at least lick each other’s wounds.
But if they found that lifestyle lonely, Mikoto felt it wouldn’t be too long
before they chose to break free of their self-imposed bonds.
“Okay, is anyone here too worked up to get to sleep? A new cooking team
has taken over, so I can set aside my apron and give you sweet dreams with
my succubus powers!”
“Eek! Th-that damn baku! The eastern beast has eaten through the dream I
was working on!”
A lot more fun than the humans who had refused to accept these people and
oppressed them instead.
“Hm? Wait, wh-where exactly is the line between these people and the fish
and cows we eat?” asked Mikoto.
“Don’t think about it too much. Some of them are even plants, like the
dryads and the mandrakes, so in this world not even being a vegetarian lets
you avoid that question,” said Shokuhou.
They looked over to see Patissiet holding a small bottle of colorful liquid
while her head lolled unsteadily side to side.
Her shoulders shook as she hiccuped and her face was flushed. It wasn’t
clear how many centuries old she actually was, but the image was a
dangerous one.
“What’s going on here? Patissiet, you haven’t been drinking, have you!?”
“…” “…”
Come to think of it, hadn’t Patissiet picked some berries before and said
they helped wake her up?
The next enemy staring them down was the Mjolnir Subcontinent of the
Mjolnir Hegemony.
Mikoto and Shokuhou had toppled a kingdom over their system of slavery,
so nearby kingdoms that also worked their slaves to the bone would be
concerned they might be next. Freeing the enslaved elves and unblocking
the flow of information on the roads had shaken multiple foundations on
which this world’s society was built.
It also meant a vast ungoverned land existed right in front of them. They
might consider invading on the pretext of “helping restore order” to easily
take the territory for themselves.
They only had the one enemy to fight, so maybe it was best to be thankful
they didn’t have to worry about an attack on more than one front.
Effectively, they just repeated the strategy they had used for the first
kingdom. The scale was larger, but the population, equipment, and military
force that Mikoto and Shokuhou had to work with had also increased, so the
relative amount of effort remained about the same. It especially helped that
they could trigger hyperinflation in a specific territory exactly when they
wanted it by mass-producing fulgurites.
The hyperinflation did a lot more damage to the side that didn’t know it was
coming.
Any currency backed by fulgurites become completely unreliable. Mikoto’s
side could prepare for that in advance. For example, they could establish a
barter system in advance to keep things running. Their top priority was
food, followed by clothing and other daily necessities that they could
stockpile before the fulgurite crash. At the same time, they could also
maintain fields and farms to remain self-sufficient, but getting all that
working would take at least half a year.
“If only there was magic to make vegetables grow faster. What good is this
fantasy world?” complained Mikoto.
“Whatever the case, I’m glad this world hasn’t developed nuclear weapons.
We want to return to Earth as soon as possible, so I’d rather not be stuck
with both sides staring each other down in a cold war.”
Before it got dark, they made sure to find a place by the water to sleep. It
was surprisingly important to keep some distance from the water to avoid
animal attacks or being caught in a flash flood. Even if it wasn’t raining
here, the water level could still suddenly rise based on conditions upstream.
When starting a fire, they found it was important to clean up the area
around it first so the fire wouldn’t spread.
“There, our campfire spot is ready. Okay, Patissiet, let’s go find some food
for today. What can we hunt in these-”
“Rub, rub.”
“Eh? When you need to wake yourself up quick, there’s nothing like
rubbing yourself with a dry cloth!”
“Do the elves here have to include a risque element to everything they
do!?”
Tonight’s dinner was not meat. Patissiet informed them that yams grew at
the base of big trees in this area, so they dug some of those up by hand.
Instead of grating them (since there was no rice), Mikoto sliced them with
an iron sand sword and they cooked them over the fire. Oh, how wonderful
it was to have salt.
Patissiet and the others Mikoto had pushed up to Level 9999 would launch
a frontal assault to draw the enemy’s attention while Mikoto and Shokuhou
snuck into the enemy castle, sabotaged the armory and food stores, and
brainwashed the king and commanders to shred the enemy chain of
command.
When Mikoto and Shokuhou looked back, they had trouble remembering
what exactly they had done at each place.
There was a very simple reason why they had attacked the Tir na nOg
Continent after the Mjolnir Subcontinent.
“Th-there it is! That’s the grimoire’s lost page. Now we have the full book!”
“That idiot prince wanted to prove he wasn’t an idiot and win the people’s
adoration by hunting down some big monsters, right? So he snatched up all
the useful information from this valuable grimoire and then made sure no
one else could get their hands on it. In the end, he only gave the Demon
Lords another victim, so he really was an idiot.”
Having your entire kingdom collapse because you wanted to take the easy
route would be putting the cart before the horse.
But whether that was a long time or not depended on the context.
For example…
“A month. Thirty days. Um, aren’t the limits of CPR measured in minutes?”
asked Mikoto.
“Makes you wonder if we’re even still alive, doesn’t it?” said Shokuhou. “I
hope we aren’t setting a new world record ability for an out of body
experience.”
Had their real bodies back on Earth been taken to the hospital where they
were hooked up to life support systems? Or did time pass at a different rate
in Celesaqphere than on Earth?
Mikoto and Shokuhou had marched across a wasteland with a large group
of elves, scyllas, dark elves, empusas, tengu, succubi, dryads, and human
soldiers and knights.
“Th-the goddesses!”
Mikoto could have understood if they ran away scared after seeing the
destructive force of her Railgun or lightning spear, but the enemy army had
panicked before the fighting even began. Just from seeing Mikoto and
Shokuhou.
“?”
“It sounds to me like they think it’s blasphemous to be our enemy,” said
Shokuhou.
“…”
“And during the advent of tanks and planes in World War One, rumors
spread that an army of angels appeared on a Belgian battlefield and attacked
the German troops, causing a panic that ultimately stopped an invasion that
very likely would have been successful. Like I said before, wars are won
with intelligence, not power.”
If the enemy was going to lose the will to fight and flee, Mikoto wasn’t
going to argue with it.
However…
But this wasn’t the foolish enemy out ahead. It came from the army
following behind Mikoto and Shokuhou.
“The two goddesses are supposed to break through the invisible barrier and
appear in our world during a time of war. The legends were true!!”
“What are you looking at me for? I’m not responsible for any trouble
caused by these people’s thunder goddess!”
And so, unable to draw on their full strength, one major kingdom had fallen
after another, but Mikoto couldn’t help but notice that the outcome seemed
mostly determined in advance. The hyperinflation from mass-producing
fulgurites played a role there too, of course.
She was now aware that she hadn’t done enough preparation when she
challenged Academy City to rescue the Sisters.
She had already partially lost when she rushed in without a real plan.
“I can control all the electronic data, so I could have altered the prices of
vegetables, grains, precious metals, jewels, and crude oil. Sigh, even those
sketchy labs need money to run, so there had to have been tons of better
ways to apply pressure to the adults at the top of Academy City.”
At any rate, they had the full grimoire now, so they could finally see what it
said.
To do that, they first needed to defeat the three Demon Lords and retrieve
their three treasures, but they didn’t know what those Demon Lords looked
like or even what their names were.
They had ended up fighting from beginning to end. But since this was a
swords and sorcery fantasy world, maybe it was designed so they would
need to use those swords and sorcery.
“Let’s see, how about we start with the names of the three Demon Lords?”
“It gives those right here,” Patissiet cheerfully informed them, reaching out
her small finger from the side.
Mikoto could grasp the gist of the text like she was decoding Morse code or
braille, but it would be faster to let the elf do it since she could fluently read
the text.
“It says the three Demon Lords rule over the land, the sea, and the sky.”
“The relevant part was in the very first line! It started with ‘slaying the
Brain Edge Dragon’!!”
Time froze.
Mikoto had a bad feeling about this. She forced a smile and hesitantly
addressed the elf.
“Um?”
“Yes?”
“P-Patissiet, Just to be certain, can you tell us the name of the sea Demon
Lord?”
“That’s right here. The ruler of the sea is the Absolute Water Kraken.”
The elf tilted her head and went “huh?” even as she read it.
But that was no reason for relief. It did sound familiar. What about the thing
that grabbed Shokuhou’s ankle, dragged her into the lake, and was
ultimately sliced up by Mikoto and turned into grilled squid? Hadn’t that
been a kraken?”
“The ruler of the land is the Multi Predator Chimera. Oh, I know that one.
That’s the one Lady Misaka skinned and turned into a blanket while half
asleep!!”
And trembled.
Then what was the point of all this fighting? They had never needed the
grimoire.
Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki raised their heads and shouted as one.
“Are you telling me we already defeated them all our first time here!!!?”
Part 27
So they retraced their steps.
The creature hadn’t been fully reduced to its skeleton, but it wasn’t fresh
either. It was very much a pile of rotting flesh.
While this was a shiny fantasy world full of primary colors, the smell was
still horrendous.
“Ugh, urp.”
“Where is it? Where’s the legendary treasure? Some bandits didn’t steal it
away while we were gone, did they!? What is this treasure even supposed to
be, anyway!?” asked Mikoto.
“That big monster doesn’t have pockets and I certainly didn’t see it carrying
around a fancy handbag, so maybe it swallowed the thing?” suggested
Shokuhou.
Mikoto endured the unpleasantness as she split open its stomach with an
iron sand sword.
It was about the size of a relay baton and it was colored red.
She had been expecting something like a ring or a crown, so she was a little
surprised that this was known as a treasure. However…
After another two dizzying battles against a rotting stench, Mikoto now had
a blue and a green cuboid as well.
“It looks like these increase your experience ability based on how much
space you occupy. In other words, the bigger you are, the greater the
advantage they give you. That may be why the bigger monsters claimed
them and then grew even bigger with their help.”
Mikoto wasn’t too interested in that since she could instantly boost anyone
to Level 9999. Except…
“Hold on. These can help your body grow? I-including, the B at the start of
your measurements!?”
“Are you aware you said that out loud? And it would probably increase
your weight ability ten-fold, turning you into a giant.”
That said, Mikoto didn’t like the idea of trying it out when it wasn’t clear
what part of her they would make grow. For that matter, experimenting on
yourself was almost always a bad idea.
“Phew. Okay, Shokuhou. We’ve seen this red, blue, and green color combo
before, haven’t we?”
“?”
Looking at how names worked here, the rules of Celesaqphere did not apply
to Salinagaritina. If they did, she would have a simpler name like Circlet or
Reincarné. So she likely existed outside of Celesaqphere.
Mikoto didn’t know how many other worlds there were, but what if each of
them had a secret tool or technique that linked back to Salinagaritina? If so,
why? Hadn’t she said she could send people from Earth to other worlds, but
another goddess was needed to send people back the other way?
(Was there anything linking back to her in that space war world?)
“Sigh, this is basically perfect. Why don’t we just stay in this world
forever?” said Mikoto.
“Have you forgotten we’re both having an out of body experience while
close to death? It’s been a month since that propane tank explosion, so who
knows what’s happening to our bodies back on Earth,” said Shokuhou.
Yes, they couldn’t just lie around in bed inside the superpower’s enormous
castle.
Mikoto shook off the temptation to go back to sleep and got out of the truly
king-sized bed. The castle’s butlers and maids would pamper her more if
she let them, so she had to reboot herself.
Which meant…
“We’ve defeated the three Demon Lords and gathered the three treasures, so
now we need to research the big ceremony necessary to send us home.”
The words left her mouth so easily but hearing herself say them felt so
strange. She had to tell herself that was just the kind of world this was. She
managed to accept the reality before her eyes by telling herself this world
had some kind of technology called magic and that it might be based on
familiar science if she pursued it far enough. She had a feeling it would end
badly if she didn’t leave that barrier in place.
This world’s largest superpower had existed on the Tir na nOg Continent.
The castle’s library was also the largest in the world. If they were doing
research, this would be the best place.
Since Patissiet would climb on top of the bookcases (in her short skirt) if
left to her own devices, Mikoto grabbed the elf by the scruff of the neck to
keep her on the floor.
“Three treasures ceremony. Does anything here talk about the three
treasures ceremony?”
They appreciated all the knowledge gathered in the library, but too much
knowledge could be a problem of its own. Without anything like a search
engine to quickly find what they wanted, it could end up taking a full day to
find a relevant passage.
They found some familiar faces there: the young slaver who Patissiet had
originally served, as well as the guild receptionist and mayor who had been
planning to kill the elves in that village.
Mikoto gave them a “what are you doing here?” look and received an
answer from the flashy young woman who used wind magic.
“With the abolitionist movement picking up speed, the elves are learning to
enjoy the finer things in life. Which means an increased demand for goods.
This might just be a great business opportunity.”
“True, and no one will stop you from making money if you do it in a way
that establishes a beneficial cycle. I hope this has been a good lesson ability
for you☆”
“By the way, you brainwashing goddess, you had better not be lying about
restoring my talent for business if I help you search through all these
books!”
That Dancer Mikoto stuck out her tongue with her back turned suggested
that probably wasn’t happening.
In the end, it came down to people wanting to side with the winners.
Mikoto and Shokuhou’s defeat of the Tir na nOg superpower had greatly
changed things.
Shokuhou could run some form of a search by reading the residual thoughts
in the books and bookcases, but it would still take her some time.
Mikoto could only get a general idea of what the text said like she was
decoding Morse code or braille, but the elf could fluently read this world’s
language, which made her a lot faster.
Patissiet did not actually read each of the thick books cover to cover. She
would get a general idea of what the author was trying to say from the title,
the table of contents, the opening pages, and the final pages. It was a lot like
figuring out the topic and contents by filling in the blanks, but it was
honestly impressive. Mikoto wanted to learn this skill for the book reports
she was forced to write for school during summer break.
“Strange Underpass?”
“?”
With a name like that, it might refer to a secret passage between worlds. If
so, this was another example of very on-the-nose naming.
But there was no point in complaining about this world’s names at this
point.
From Layer 1 to Layer 10, Mikoto and Shokuhou could use all equipment
from from all facilities from all kingdoms from all floating lands.
Now that they had the three treasures and could perform a search with
everything this world had to offer, nothing prevented them from preparing
for the three treasures ceremony at the Strange Underpass Cathedral.
It helped a lot that they had freed the elves, succubi, sirens, and other races.
That meant they could gather the knowledge and materials scattered beyond
human-controlled territories.
Mikoto had boosted Patissiet and the others to the level cap of 9999, so the
humans could no longer capture the elves and other monsters and then treat
them poorly. And while all the attention was on the long-lived Level 9999
group, the younger generations of monster girls could level up without
anyone exploiting them, allowing the nonhumans to maintain their superior
position indefinitely.
Once Mikoto and Shokuhou left, what happened during the next era would
be up to the Celesaqphere natives. But while Patissiet and the others had a
concerning lack of condemnation of the slavery system itself, it didn’t look
like the elves would actively retaliate against the humans. They were a
peaceful race as long as they were left alone.
The elves had had accepted the harpies, tengu, and many other races
without issue, so it seemed likely they could get along with humans too.
Their integrated army itself was proof that racial differences were no reason
to eliminate each other.
“That the elves speak with their long ears as much as their mouths.”
Even now, Elder Bakerian and little Patissiet were conversing a short
distance away. Were they working out the details of the three treasures
ceremony?
“It is. But it isn’t anything too complex. It’s more like Morse code ability.
The number of times their ears move up and down signifies a letter and a
twirl of their ears signifies the end of a letter.”
“I see, I see.”
“So right now Patissiet is smiling and saying, ‘Who does that violent
electric girl think she is talking down to us when she’s so flat?’”
“Huh!!!?”
“See, Bakerian just looked our way. ‘Get too close and she will absorb your
boobs. To be safe, don’t even look her in the eye.’”
“It’s not a curse, so I can’t just take your size away from you! As much as
I’d want to if I could!!”
“Pff. These elves are mean when they know we can’t hear them. But I do
see where they’re coming from given your you-know-whats are so you-
know-what. Oh, look now. That ear movements means, ‘I do feel sorry for
her. They’re just so small.’ Ah ha ha! Misaka-san, your measurements
ability is so bad even a little girl like Patissiet pities you!”
“…”
“ ‘Don’t worry. Unlike her, yours will grow with time.’ ‘I hope you’re right.
I don’t want to end up like her.’ ‘An adult woman with a chest that flat is
actually quite a rare thing, so just ignore her as an extreme outlier.’ ‘If you
say so.’ Are these elves brutal, or what!? ...What’s wrong, Misaka-san? Wh-
why do you look so angry? At me, I mean?”
“Did you really expect me to buy that? I’ll ask them and if I find out you
were lying, I’m grabbing those boobs and tearing them right off of you.”
Shokuhou Misaki wildly crossed her hands to try and gesture for the elves
to back up her story (while Mikoto dragged her over by the collar), but the
elves only tilted their heads cluelessly. Her attempt at communication had
failed miserably.
Part 3
They had the three treasures and they knew the specific cathedral needed
for the ceremony.
It was in fact, a spacious, stone bath. It was circular and luxurious, with the
bathwater pouring out of a statue of a woman holding a jar. It was the
perfect bath other than the need to strongly insist that the castle’s maids did
not come in and help wash them.
“I wonder what would happen to this world if we told them how to make
24-hour baths,” said Shokuhou.
“They might love it, but I don’t want to see a new war start over
monopolizing the baths. It sounds silly, but I wouldn’t put it past this
world.”
“Hey, Shokuhou?”
“What?”
“Hmph. I know we’ve been eating the same things here in Celesaqphere, so
it makes no sense it hasn’t influenced my size like it has yours.”
“If you think diet is the only factor, you are sorely mistaken, poor ignorant
Misaka-san.”
“Huh? Are you saying exercise matters too? Was it because I did all the
fighting while you sat around the entire time!? Is that why these things got
so big!?”
Mikoto and Shokuhou just barely managed to calm down before the maids
rushed in after hearing the commotion.
“Huh?”
There was no dinner for them after they left the bath.
“I can’t sleep…”
“…”
After extinguishing the lights, Mikoto and Shokuhou climbed into their
respective beds.
They were supposed to sleep while closed inside this special room.
That was apparently meant to help cleanse them, but they had spent all their
time in Celesaqphere in truly deadly battles, leaving them no time for an
orderly life. Now that they could actually sleep in a bed like normal, the
sleep refused to come. Their idleness in the superpower had affected their
daily rhythm in a separate way.
But Mikoto didn’t feel like killing time playing cards with Shokuhou. She
found it kind of odd that this world had playing cards, though. Was that
something any civilization would invent when pursuing certain
functionality far enough, like how every country’s stealth aircraft ended up
looking so similar?
“Well, no.”
While they were chatting without even bothering to sit up in bed, a knock
came at the door.
“?”
Since they were supposed to stay in this room to cleanse themselves, they
had assumed there would be no contact from outside.
But they weren’t going to get any sleep tossing and turning in the dark
anyway. Assuming this wasn’t an assassin, Mikoto welcomed this new
stimulus.
She opened the door to find a small figure standing in the hallway.
“Patissiet?”
“Oh, keep the lights out. They will come to scold me if they see a light in
the window.”
“Oh? So you came knowing they’d be made at you?” asked Mikoto, smiling
mischievously.
“Yes. Eh heh heh. This is the first time I’ve chosen to break someone’s
rules!”
That definitely felt like it strayed from the idea of cleansing themselves, but
no one, not even Shokuhou, protested.
This little elf had saved them so much during this adventure. It was easy
enough to say Mikoto and Shokuhou didn’t get along. But the truth was, if
the two of them had really been traveling Celesaqphere on their own, they
wouldn’t have lasted three days. It was only with Patissiet there needing
their protection and creating an air of cooperation that the #3 and #5 had
managed to temporarily work together and face their common problem.
“Oh, dear. Don’t let that surprise you. Because I have some chocolate here
too☆”
“What!? How can something so sinful be allowed!?”
This had been the most luxurious castle in the world, so it had a plentiful
supply of snacks like these. You could open a random drawer and find
bottles of meringue or candies. It was hard to believe they had once been
eating sliced kraken tentacle on a lakeside.
“We have the three treasures now. We have a way to return to Earth.”
“Yes.”
“…”
Patissiet had said this was her first time breaking the rules.
What had made her intrude when they were supposed to be cleansing
themselves in this room?
“Hey, Patissiet.”
“You helped us out from the very beginning. Maybe you were only doing it
to help the other enslaved elves, but you didn’t need to stay with us after
that was done. Retrieving the three treasures and identifying the Strange
Underpass Cathedral only help the two of us in our goal of returning to
Earth. So we’re truly thankful you continued to help us out.”
Even though she could find the answer right away with her #5 Level 5
power.
Silence followed.
“I...I…”
That was the personal truth she had been willing to break the rules to
express.
“I kept telling myself I could stop helping you. That I could be with you
forever then! I wouldn’t be breaking anything or lying. I just had to say
nothing – not give you the next hint – and we could stay together without
anyone getting hurt!!”
She would have had plenty of opportunities to keep those two for herself.
As a slave, she had been taught to always do what she was told.
“But I knew that wasn’t what you would want!! So I did my best to give
you what you wanted. I helped create the ending you most wanted. I
thought that was best...I thought that would make you smile!! So!!!”
But she had continued doing as she was told until now.
She had stopped being the ever-obedient slave and discovered a new, tiny
feeling inside her.
The tears spilled, she bit her lip, and she repeatedly sniffled her nose.
“Ugh, sob! I don’t want to. I want to stay with you forever… Wahhhh! I
don’t want to say goodbyyyye!!!”
Mikoto and Shokuhou both smiled as they watched the weeping elf.
This world had finally won the courage to speak its mind.
They couldn’t stay here forever and Celesaqphere would have to learn to
operate on its own eventually, but now they knew this world would be
alright without them. They knew Patissiet and the others could live strong
as independent people. They wouldn’t just calmly accept death when their
number was called. They would take a different path than the one those
clones had once taken.
This girl had the kind of heart that led her to take up a longbow out of
concern for someone other than herself and to weep at the thought of saying
goodbye, so she would surely protest the system of slavery that imposed
such an extreme burden on others.
“Don’t worry.” Misaka Mikoto hugged those small shoulders and rubbed
her back. “You’ll live a long life. Even longer than ours. So remove the
collar from your neck and the chains from your ankles and walk free across
Celesaqphere. Do that and I just know you’ll make so many wonderful
friends you’ll forget all about this one little goodbye.”
Part 4
The next day, bikini armor Misaka Mikoto and dancer Shokuhou Misaki
made their way to the Strange Underpass Cathedral.
There were even some of the enemies they had fought, like the lord who no
longer had his ultimate equipment, the two witches, the king who had relied
so heavily on those alluring sisters, and the superpower’s king.
“Carry my bag, Lavender! Brain, be a proper butler and teach this knight
how to behave!”
The lord was strict with the knight who worked for him, but he immediately
bowed to his king. It sounded like he still had a lot of learning to do.
A woman with long blonde hair and a tight red dress hid her smile behind a
fan.
“Ho ho ho. I hope you are thankful that I am lending you my ultimate fire
magic to assist with this selfish cause of yours.”
So she was one of the ones they defeated without even trying. She had
honestly left less of an impression on Mikoto than the initial slaver woman.
The conflicts and friction would not disappear overnight, but Mikoto an
Shokuhou could tell those things would gradually shrink until they were
entirely gone.
The (former?) slaver woman was slumped over and muttering to herself.
A giant structure of smooth stone stood on the only floating land on Layer
11. It had the sparkling wine coloration of a luxury smartphone.
Sparkling wine.
Hard stone.
They walked to the very back, opened the large door there, and found a
space even larger than a stadium.
Rectangular spiral staircases ran along the walls like trick art and pure
water flowed down from them.
Patissiet nervously followed Mikoto and Shokuhou into the large room.
“If you perform the three treasures ceremony, will this truly become an
exit?” speculated the elf, looking thoughtful.
Part 5
The three treasures ceremony had finally begun.
It made use of the entire stadium-sized great hall. The succubi, dark elves,
and others were busy placing herbs and jewels in the appropriate locations.
All magic in this world was apparently based on incantations, but magic
circles, incense, colorful cards, and more gathered tens of thousands of
words together in this one place.
The two witches who had supported the king provided instructions.
“You need to flip that card upside down! The way you have it, it ands the
symbols together, but we want to or them!!”
“Hee hee. Place the censer on the magic circle at 150 degrees clockwise to
indicate a period. That alone can greatly change the meaning of the
incantation.”
The village mayor looked like he couldn’t believe what he was doing.
“To think the day would come I would be working side by side with elves.”
They were breaking the barrier between worlds and surpassing the rules of
the reincarnation goddess to create a path back from Celesaqphere to Earth.
“The blue treasure is a sign of the Celesaqphere sea. Its light symbolizes the
changes and currents that rain down from the heavens and fill the space
below the land.”
“The green treasures is a sign of the Celesaqphere land. Its light symbolizes
a place that splits and breaks but has still been gifted to all that live.”
“Where is the unseen territory found? The three colors shall dye our world
and outline the territory with no sign of its own. The formless path shall
appear before us in the very end!!”
And it would likely continue until it reached the point that everyone could
see it.
“The five continents and all their life wish you well.
“The two goddesses have granted us the love and support needed to seek it
out.
“(Kind of awkward that we forced them to come together and help us, isn’t
it?)”
But it would be weird to stop here and redo things the right way, so they
decided to stick with it.
Oblivious to this, the elf girl continued her very serious incantation.
Once her part was complete, she made a worried comment with the thick
grimoire in hand.
“Don’t worry. We’ve never been in any real danger since we arrived in this
world.”
The ceremony had reached its climax. Most likely, the mermaids and
scyllas’ part of the song had left the human audible range.
But not from anything specific. If anything, it sounded more like space
itself was cracking.
The portal itself seemed to be rejecting their attempt to approach and pass
through it.
“Um, according to the grimoire, if you travel against the current, the
gatekeeper appears borrowing the form of the strongest person in the
destination world. It won’t have their memories or personality, but the
greatest enemy for whoever is attempting to return will be created to stop
them!!”
Mikoto wasn’t quite sure what that meant, but she wasn’t going to back
down no matter what came through.
She pulled an arcade coin from one of the (extremely limited) pockets in
her bikini armor.
“I-is that the legendary gatekeeper – the Deadly Headwind, aka the Strange
World Keeper!?”
“No, that would be our school’s dorm manager.” “No, that would be our
school’s dorm manager.”
Then again, she was the most powerful monster when it came to guarding
the exit and preventing unauthorized outings.
When they ran into her in the false Academy City, they had decided fighting
her would mean death.
Fear of the dorm manager eliminated all other concerns from Mikoto’s
mind.
(That lazybones would be a lot easier to attack than me, so why wouldn’t
you go for her first! Then I could use that opening to blast you in the side
with an arcade coin!!)
Mikoto may have taken too detached a view. She should have considered
the possibility of death coming for her right away.
“Ahhhhhhh!!”
An attack like that could never harm the dorm manager from hell.
The sparkling wine dust cloud burst open to reveal the dorm manager
already rushing sharply toward Mikoto.
“Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”
Someone roared.
Zap!!
“Ow!!”
Without the jerk of her head, the dorm manager’s punch would have
slammed into the center of her face.
“Tch!!”
Staying within reach of the dorm manager’s arms and legs would only get
her beaten to death.
The dorm manager broke the sparkling wine pillar down with a single low
kick. The exact same pillar Mikoto was attached to. Which was thicker than
her torso!!
The dorm manager grabbed the thick pillar in her hands and swung it right
as Mikoto cut her magnetic connection so she dropped straight down.
With a roar like a meteor strike, the entire stadium-sized cathedral shook.
After gathering centrifugal force, the dorm manager had thrown the thick
pillar so it pierced the wall.
If Mikoto had been a single second slower with her decision, she would
have been right there with it.
“Is she seriously not using Academy City esper powers or this world’s
magic!?”
Part 9
It was like a bad joke.
She was Academy City’s #5 Level 5, Mental Out. She could brainwash any
human by sticking her hand in her bag, aiming her TV remote, and pressing
the button, but that assumption had collapsed all at once.
All she had to do was point the end at the woman and press a single button,
but not even her eyes could keep up with the dorm manager who kept
rapidly vanishing to the left or right.
It was meaningless.
But even if it was effectively useless, the dorm manager could briefly pause
if she were caught off guard. If something she failed to understand froze her
in place for even half a second, Shokuhou’s remote could catch up.
That was long enough for her thumb to press a button. And that would settle
it.
Bam!!
As soon as the dorm manager stomped her foot against the floor, the solid
sparkling wine stone cracked and split. A thick cloud of dust rushed into the
air and the makeshift smokescreen obscured Shokuhou’s view.
It didn’t work.
She knew she must have pressed the button countless times. It had to have
been pointed the dorm manager’s way at least once. But it didn’t do any
good. Did the aim not even matter? Was that dorm manager from hell
immune to mental powers!?
(I-I-I-I can’t see her very well in the thicker parts of that smokescreen. Wait,
does it not count as targeting my power if I can only see a vague
silhouette!?)
“E-eeeeek!?”
Tears welled in her eyes and she tried to back away, but she stepped on the
frills of her dancer’s outfit and tripped. She ended up shamefully backing
away on her rear. But she still tried to deter her enemy from approaching.
With a light “slap!”, the hand holding the remote pointed in the wrong
direction.
In truth, the dorm manager’s fist had tapped Shokuhou’s wrist, diverting her
aim to the side.
The dorm manager didn’t need Academy City esper powers or this world’s
magic. She had neutralized the #5’s Mental Out that easily!?
The sound of something tearing through the air was horrifyingly heavy.
The dorm manager’s right leg seemed to disappear before the kick caught
Shokuhou square in the gut, launching her several meters backwards.
She had tearfully grabbed her handbag in her other hand to cushion the
blow at the last second, but how much had that actually helped?
The dorm manager from hell did not hesitate to land this solid blow even
though it put distance between her and her opponent.
As if to say she was willing to give the girl that much of a handicap.
Part 10
The palely glowing glasses turned Mikoto’s way.
“…”
In the end, the most terrifying thing was an ordinary, grounded human!?
“!?
Mikoto immediately jumped to the side, dodging the dorm manager’s fist.
While Shokuhou had taken a direct hit, Mikoto could still move nimbly.
She didn’t have time to launch an attack of her own, but she could still just
barely keep up with the dorm manager’s speed!!
“Kh.”
“Gh.”
She had thrown away her longbow and simply spread her arms wide.
“I don’t want Lady Misaka to leave and I want to stay with Lady Shokuhou
forever. But I have to smile and say goodbye… I decided I would do
whatever I could to make that happen!! Maybe you’re the gatekeeper and
maybe you’re something else, but don’t get in the way after I worked so
hard to prepare myself for this moment!!!”
The harpies, sirens, succubi, dark elves, scyllas, sylphs, muspells, tengu,
empusas, and the elves had their psychological bonds broken by that one
voice and they all rushed in.
“Indeed. How about I show you the cutting edge of Silver Striker
Antoinaisse!!”
“Ho ho. Are you ready for the famous fiery cocktail of the Mjolnir
Hegemony’s Queen of Explosions!?”
These people gained nothing by opening the gate back to Earth.
But they still charged onto the battlefield, possibly throwing their lives
away, to grant the wish of those two girls.
“I-I know that, Brain! No, no, no. But it’s still a battle I want to win!!”
This was a gathering of the kind of people who could go this far just to save
a friend.
Come to think of it, hadn’t she briefly hesitated to attack when she was
engulfed by a crowd of rioters in that fake Academy City?
Either way, it all came down to this instant. Shokuhou had already taken a
solid hit, so this fearsome battle could not last long.
If they didn’t end it here, they likely had no chance of winning even if they
tried for another 100 years.
They had to avoid being gradually worn down and ultimately killed.
But the dust from the smashed sparkling wine stone had changed certain
aspects of that water. For example, its acidity and its conductivity.
Yes.
If the Railgun used to electrically launch an arcade coin at three times the
speed of sound were used to guide that water, it would have greater
destructive force than the water jets used to slice sheets of metal in
factories.
“Shokuhouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!”
Against the #3’s back while electricity crackled from her electrified body.
“Gahhhhh!!?”
That power had provided such a wide variety of applications that she
needed to use different remotes to partition the different uses. A shock
powerful enough to knock her unconscious could sometimes push the #5
Level 5’s power beyond her control.
Which meant launching a powerful attack that covered a wide enough range
that she couldn’t dodge it even if she predicted it.
Not even the dorm manager from hell could avoid something like that!!
Silence fell.
For a few seconds, it seemed like the world had come to an end.
Still in her follow-through pose, Mikoto decided she wanted to hear that
back on Earth.
The upside-down U of the double doors made of sparkling wine stone had
opened and something was visible through them. It looked as unstable as a
mirage and gave off a terrifying sense that it would suck everything in like a
black hole.
“Good grief. Now I feel silly focusing so much on money. Why don’t I just
use magic ceremonies to give me everything I need for an ideal life?”
The old mayor and guild receptionist wiped sweat from their brows and
viewed everything around them.
Thoughtfully.
“To think a joint task between humans and elves would actually succeed.”
Lavender the Knight and Brain the Butler were focused on the result of the
recent battle.
They must have needed a certain level of satisfaction to feel they could
continue on by themselves without relying on slaves.
“Milady, you have finally become a commander who can win the battles
she wants to win no matter how poor the odds.”
“Heh heh. How could they have ever lost when I, Lavender, was helping
them!?”
Someone who could look to the realistic issues more than his own pride or
appearance might be useful now that this world had stopped using slaves.
“The most important task is to help the economy recover from the fulgurite
crash. How well you can recover without slaves may determine the next
world leader.”
The king served by the two witches viewed the gate curiously.
Whoever that was from the Hegemony held her head high in meaningless
pride.
“Heh. I wouldn’t expect anything less from someone who could defeat me,
the Queen of Explosions.”
He spoke as if he had already seen what form the next age would take.
“A world with no privileged class, hm? What that world of freedom and
equality looks like may be dependent on how we live our lives.”
“Patissiet.”
Mikoto called to the nearby elf and reached up to the side of her own head.
“Maybe it would be better not to leave a memento, but if you want it.”
Maybe it was because the three treasures ceremony was complete and
maybe it was because she had to say goodbye to Mikoto and Shokuhou so
soon, but she held the hairpin between her hands, which she held to her flat
chest while speaking with great emotion in her voice.
“It sure is,” said the two girls with a nod and weary smiles.
Bikini armor Mikoto and dancer Shokuhou hadn’t hesitated to throw their
fists at each other.
The lack of hesitation showed they had both planned to betray the other
from the beginning.
“That’s right. I kept you around until now because I was worried about the
two goddesses part of the ceremony’s incantation ability, but now I’m going
home to a peaceful world without you!!”
The two girls glared into each other’s eyes from point-blank range and spat
out their words simultaneously.
Part 2
“Are you stupid? Why would anyone ever trust you? A lazy, scheming ball
of fat like you shouldn’t be anything more than a low-level grinding
monster jiggling at the farthest reaches of some other world. There’s no way
I’m going back to Earth with you. It just isn’t happening. I mean, your
power is to brainwash people. I just can’t stand that. And what kind of
childhood did you even have to mess up your personality so bad that’s the
power your scheming heart ended up with? This wasn’t a case of your
Personal Reality getting messed up – it’s a deeper personality issue. When
people ask if you’re really in middle school, it’s not cause they think you’re
older than that. Oh, no. The way you talk and your weird obsessions are just
so childish people think you must be in elementary school. Did you pick up
on that? You didn’t? Didn’t think so. Is there anything more impervious
than a thick head that converts every insult into a compliment? And to be
clear, that wasn’t a compliment either. And about that rule of yours where
you only eat natural ingredients without any artificial additives. That’s
completely and utterly meaningless. Even if you buy ingredients from a
farm that specifically avoids using chemical fertilizers, you have to
remember that the knives, cutting boards, pots, and other kitchen equipment
are all washed in chemical detergents and the water used to cook with it is
tap water full of chlorine, so you’re not getting away from it at all. Must be
nice to have the wonderful skill to ignore any and all inconvenient facts.
And when it comes to being sexy, it’s not like a school test where you can
get a perfect score everyone agrees with. And keeping up with the latest
fashions is the same as listening to art critics who just praise whatever
appeals to their personal fetishes. Working so hard to appeal other people’s
kinks just makes you a pervert. Not to mention an exhibitionist. Tokiwadai
is supposed to be a school for proper young ladies, so what the hell are you
doing there? Could you stop competing to see who can be the most
indecent? Or at least stop obsessing over it? Maybe that’s asking too much
since that seems to be your purpose in life and you just love keeping your
skin all smooth and shiny, but it makes being around you a trial. I’m so sick
of it. You’re honestly even worse than Kuroko. Have you ever asked
yourself what it’s like having a pervert visit you day in and day out? Can I
just pay you 300 yen to make you go away? Here, I’ll drop it on the ground,
so crawl over, pick it up, and get lost. You disgust me on a fundamental
level. Do you get it now? No one can compete with your ability to forget
inconvenient facts, so is that the secret behind the Personal Reality that
created Mental Out? No, forget it. I don’t want to hear what you have to
say. There’s no point in arguing with someone who converts every single
thing into a compliment. I’m smart enough to recognize a lost cause when I
see one, so just keep your mouth shut before you cause more trouble. Why
don’t you understand the best thing you can possibly do is shut up and go
away!!?”
“You’re basically a walking violation of the laws against guns and swords,
so it’s probably best if you didn’t return to Japan. Do you have any idea
how much trouble ability you cause for everyone? Thinking you can get
away with anything as long as you have a just cause is a very dangerous
way of thinking. That’s how terrorists think. So Academy City was
basically handing weapons to a terrorist with you. One of the worst
mistakes they’ve ever made. And what’s with that weird Gekota mascot
thing? That obsession of yours is completely at odds with how you shoot
arcade coins at three times the speed of sound. How about a little
consistency? Are you trying to confuse people? And let’s not forget how
you wear shorts under your skirt. Was it so impossible for you to correct
your own unladylike behavior you had to do that instead? If only you could
grow up. Oh, I’m sorry. I should know better than to except you to grow in
any way, shape, or form. It was cruel of me to ask that of someone with the
flattest of flat chests, wasn’t it? Don’t start bawling, though. Because I can’t
imagine anything more annoying. Also, I simply can’t believe you can eat
any old thing without investigating what kind of chemicals it has in it when
you’re going through the Curriculum that involves injecting you with
special drugs alongside the hypnotic suggestion and electric shocks. What is
your secret to staying so ignorant? I’d really like to know. Not because I
want to live like that though because I absolutely do not. And what kind of
mindset led to you developing a power as violent as the Railgun? Did you
know actual humans aren’t monsters who eat batteries and circulate
machine oil? You’re an enigma from a biology standpoint, so I hope
academia can get off their butts and prove that you are neither human nor
animal. That would eliminate so much confusion from the world and
everyone would be able to sleep a lot sounder at night. Are you even aware
how much trouble your very existence causes? Did you think roundhouse
kicking vending machines, picking fights with high schoolers, and blasting
the city with billion-volt electricity was normal? You did? Huh, fascinating.
You feel so little guilt about your misdeeds you could probably start your
own cult. Would you purify everyone’s sins by taking them onto your own
irresponsible shoulders? Disgusting. I bet the driving force at the root of
your being is loneliness. You can’t trust anyone, so you keep your distance.
The way you try to solve all your problems on your own is the most
obvious way that manifests, but you have an icy heart that trusts machines
more than people, don’t you? That would explain where you got that
Personal Reality from. I rejected people’s minds after getting to know them
too well, but you never even tried to get to know them. I wouldn’t complain
if you would just go off and die on your own, but you insist on taking out
your frustrations on the people around you. If you hate people that much,
why don’t you go visit a desert island so remote it only has a number for a
name and protect the country’s front line from there? Not that anyone’s
going to attack. When you get down to it, you can’t seem to decide whether
you want to be feared as the ultimate fighter or to be protected as a damsel
in distress. And that causes constant trouble for everyone around you!!!”
Part 3
Even as Mikoto and Shokuhou grappled, they recalled the contract they had
made with Reincarnation Goddess Salinagaritina: any world is fine as long
as she’s not in it.
The reincarnation goddess hadn’t been saying she would bring them to a
world where they could settle their differences.
Bikini armor Mikoto pulled out an arcade coin and dropped it. Dancer
Shokuhou started to aim her TV remote before throwing it aside.
After the three treasures ceremony and the battle with the dorm manager
from hell, the Level 5 girls were too worn out to even use their powers
properly.
So what?
They saw the “let’s settle this” look in each other’s eyes.
So they were confident the other felt the same way they did.
The elf felt betrayed and wept. She must have been expecting a beautiful
ending of newfound friendship after everyone – enemy and ally – worked
together to defeat the final boss.
Such purity.
But no one from Celesaqphere had any way of actually intervening and
stopping those two.
“Gahhhhhhh!!”
“Gwohhhhhh!?”
The two girls shouted from the bottom of their gut and charged at each
other from point-blank range. Mikoto threw a punch and Shokuhou just
barely dodged by tripping over nothing.
“Did you think you could defeat me in a physical battle without a plan? You
know that isn’t your style.”
There was no logic to it. It wasn’t even about their personal preferences.
This confrontation must have been destined from the moment they were
born.
“Rahhh!!!” “Rahhh!!!”
Holding Shokuhou back with her arms, Mikoto slammed her forehead down
into Shokuhou’s back.
“Tch.”
“Why you!!”
After moving a bit apart on their knees, their hands flew at the same
moment.
Shokuhou still went with a slap, but Mikoto threw an actual punch.
Slipping past the cross counter, Mikoto landed her fist directly in the center
of the queen’s lovely face. Shokuhou’s slap found only air.
“Gh!?”
But before she could make a counterattack, Mikoto made her next move.
While Mikoto had short hair and wore solid bikini armor, Shokuhou had
long hair, wore a dancer outfit with lots of frilly parts, and even wore a
handbag diagonally across her chest. That gave Mikoto plenty of handholds
to grab at.
Shokuhou had guarded her face with an arm wrapped in a thin cloth.
Mikoto’s fist had hit that, but it felt odd.
Shokuhou had placed her hard plastic remote below the cloth.
Shokuhou had some room for movement even with her long hair in
Mikoto’s grasp. She swung a cloth containing several remotes, aiming for
the side of Mikoto’s head. That was a makeshift morning star.
Pissed, Mikoto threw sand in Shokuhou’s face. Technically, it was the fine
dust created by breaking the stone floor during the fight with the dorm
manager.
She stomped hard on Shokuhou’s foot to keep her from moving and thrust
both her palms out in front. Unable to see it coming, Shokuhou fell hard. To
keep Mikoto from climbing on top of her, Shokuhou rolled to the side.
“Gah!?”
Mikoto had used her thighs to constrict her right arm and neck.
With clean pressure on her carotid artery, she would pass out in less than 30
seconds.
“When you get to hell, tell them a middle schooler’s thighs sent you!!”
“Ghhh...chomp!!”
That was all it took. With no signal, they both raised their voices and
charged.
Part 4
A great roar exploded out and blood splattered onto the sparkling wine
floor.
Misaka Mikoto’s lip was split and Shokuhou Misaki’s nose was bleeding.
The elves watched in disbelief, but for a different reason from before. They
weren’t just overwhelmed by the intensity and trembling in fear. A different
emotion was beginning to warm their hearts.
Even as they bled and grimaced in pain, those girls still looked just as
beautiful.
“Pant, pant.”
“Phew!!”
The girls known here as goddesses would never admit it, but they were
completely in sync here in their desire to settle things once and for all.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
It felt like the sound came first and everything else quickly caught up.
Shokuhou Misaki had thrown a right punch with all her might.
Misaka Mikoto had swung up her right leg for a high kick. It was the move
she had trained up attacking that vending machine day after day.
Silence followed.
“…”
“It’s not great for real battles since I have to stop moving, but for one single
attack, a leg has more reach and power than an arm.”
Part 5
The last one standing was Misaka Mikoto.
She had journeyed and fought across Celesaqphere for so long, but
strangely it felt like she hadn’t spoken in a long time. She forced her stuck
vocal cords to move and tried to get some kind of sound out.
But when she checked her phone, she found only three days had passed.
Their theory about life support devices and about time flowing at different
rates appeared to have been correct.
She took her time pulling back the covers and didn’t find bikini armor
anywhere. She was wearing ordinary pajamas.
“…”
There was a curtain separating them, but she sensed someone in the next
bed over.
She chose not to check that bed as she changed into her uniform and left the
hospital.
Finding the ordinary Academy City all around her brought tears to her eyes.
Or maybe she should be a little more daring. Right now, she felt she could
meet that pointy-haired boy without getting into a fight. She was so
thankful for everything about Earth she didn’t want to bring violence into it.
“No.”
She decided to walk through the city and be thankful for anyone she
happened across.
Her own voice sounded fake. This world suddenly felt a lot less real.
She had seen someone walking toward her from beyond the horizon.
She now had tears in her eyes for a very different reason.
“Misaaakaaa-
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!! This isn’t
overrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!”
It was said a beautiful woman was uniquely frightening when angered, but
this went far beyond that.
“Wh-what- but? The three treasures ceremony was over. You were supposed
to be stuck in Celesaqphere forever!!”
“Time flows differently between the two worlds. After you left, I used the
three treasures to do the ceremony a second time☆ To be honest, I’m
relieved I wasn’t thrown a hundred years into the future!!!”
“Oh! There’s the one who left on her own. You were supposed to being
Lady Shokuhou with you.”
“!!!???”
“So for our world, it’s like a bisque doll is walking around?”
Apparently that let her ignore the question of what kind of influence a
supposedly nonexistent elf’s presence on Earth would have on the
environment around her.
It was a mystery what such a realistic elf doll was doing in Academy City,
though.
“Why did you have to help her with the ceremony, Patissiet!? She’d be
stuck in the Strange Underpass Cathedral otherwise!!”
“But, um, we all discussed it together and decided it would hurt the power
balance if she stayed… With Lady Shokuhou in Celesaqphere, we feared
we would end up having the one queen with every other form of life as her
slaves.”
(So they decided that “goddess” was too much trouble to keep around? Pff!
But it makes sense a world that just freed all its slaves wouldn’t want the
ultimate brainwashing queen hanging around. …Ha, ah ha ha. So maybe
Shokuhou’s bloody tears here are about more than just me leaving without
her?)
“Um, uh.”
“Grrrrrr.”
“…for rou…”
“No, wait, that was a mistake. I can’t leave that choice with you right now.
If we follow the timeline back, it’s only been three days since we nearly
died in that propane tank explosion, so we need to think about our
midterms! There’s no reason at all to put our lives at risk again here, so it
seems to me it would be a good idea for both of us to just calm dow-”
“But is there another new world outside of that Academy City and they’re
going to destroy that one too?”
“Please don’t tell me Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki are going to
continue fighting their way through random worlds until they really do
return to their Earth!”
*Since those two have yet to appear in this world, one of the endless supply
of alternate worlds that exists beyond even the possibilities of the rubber-
band-like parallel worlds theory, this story is a work of fiction and has no
connection to real people, groups, etc.