Mothership d10 Ideas
Mothership d10 Ideas
ISSUE 01
Daniel Aris (Order #44811099)
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                                                              Zachary/Starcross.
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                 1.   The Lancelot: Ugly. Deadly weapon systems. The         7.   The Attic Widow: A trade ship run entirely by a
                      captain is a tedious and moral philanderer.                 secretive order of silent nuns. Painted black. No
                                                                                  one is sure where they get their darksilk wares.
                 2.   Jekyll: A beat-up medical ship. Also known
                      as The Hyde, a notorious pirate vessel, once           8.   Grin at Death: A mortifying reminder of a long
                      “reconfigured” via custom modifications.                    concluded war, a mercenary company whose
                                                                                  archivist carries the memories of hundreds of
                 3.   The Castellan: A boxy blockade runner currently             their fallen brothers and sisters stretching back
                      afflicted by a memetic bibliovirus. The crew                generations. A strange locus from which to
                      have slowly constructed their own tonal                     learn about the universe and a brutally effective,
                      proto‑language out of the only phrase the                   unnervingly jovial fighting force. Their distinctive
                      bibliovirus will allow them to say: “Rejoice and all        battlecry is “Grin at Death, the Archive Will
                      will be reclaimed.”                                         Remember Me.” They’ll pay handsomely for
                                                                                  primary documents about their company.
                 4.   1A0-2B3: Off-the-assembly-line-new. Doesn’t
                      even have a name registered in the standard            9.   Attending Moistened Heaven (Hexagram 5): an
                      databases. Bleeding-edge tech.                              eccentric metadivination, a ship paid for by an
                                                                                  opulently wealthy banker that neddlecasts its
                 5.   The Sloth: Gargantuan automated mining ship.                location to a great divination board. Unaware
                      Crew is only thawed for yearly maintenance                  of the locations, attitudes or schematics of
                      duties. They’re really out of touch.                        other Hexagrams and wholly indifferent to
                                                                                  their agendas. For some reason crewed only by
                 6.   Node-056-870: Information carrier probe                     childlike Androids with wide smiles. Their necks
                      utilizing hyperspace for secure FTL                         are all tattooed with ALWAYS TRUE.
                      communication and data transfer. It responds to
                      hails as though it’s reading off a flowchart.          10. A space telescope, pointed out into the
                                                                                 uncharted black. Currently the site of an active
                                                                                 spacewalk protest by the Bliss Finders. They’re
                                                                                 blocking the camera using a big banner with
                                                                                 “MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW” written on it.
    10. A single floppy disk. They won’t tell you       9. Carry out what the crew thinks is a
        what’s inside it.                                  simulated VR mission in an unstable,
                                                           experimental ship that the crew discovers,
                                                           at the most dire moment, wasn’t a
                                                           simulation at all.
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    1.   Sliding doors slide apart too slowly.       7.   Last cargo shipment had an infestation of
                                                          diminutive facehuggers. They just kind of
    2.   Water is freezing or scalding. We managed        pounce onto your nose and hang off it until
         space travel, yet this eludes us.                they’re plucked away.
    3. Pilot chair doesn’t quite lean back enough.   8. New crew member won’t stop making
                                                        ‘cockpit’ jokes.
    4. Out of premium flavor nutrimush, only
       regular flavor nutrimush left.                9. Somebody turned on safe-mode on the
                                                        ship computer, so it asks “are you sure you
    5.   Coffee maker pressurization system really      want to do X?” all the time.
         cranky and unreliable.
                                                     10. Sleep regulatory system refuses to stop
    6. Air handler can’t filter out that… stench…        condescendingly ask about if your getting
                                                         enough sleep until all persons are in bed.
                                                     *+1 Stress
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                 1.   MORGAN THE MAGNIFICENT!: MORGAN has               7.   Frett the Poisoner: Sells poisoned dart guns
                      MANY TREASURES to sell you! ALL 100%                   through a wide array of self-destructing
                      FUNCTIONAL! Pay no mind to the Android                 Android dealers. Look for ‘DONT FRETT’
                      behind the curtain!                                    spray painted on bulkheads at fuel-up space
                                                                             stations.
                 2.   [REDACTED].
                                                                        8.   The Devil’s Frequency: Provide coordinates
                 3.   Auto-Vend 3000b: Can 3D print plastic, metal,          and an item request to the silent frequency.
                      wood, stone and limited organic material,              Requested item will arrive after 2D10 minutes
                      “please insert plans and press Start to                in a black boarding torpedo as long as you are
                      continue.”                                             within Sol. They will come to claim the debt.
                 4.   Daddy-0(00101): Sells add-ons, or “daddies”;      9.   Riggzies’ Repairs: When you have no other
                      black-market personality or skill soft-ware            options and money’s tight, visit Riggzies.
                      for Androids (Voids Warranty). Will not sell           There’s nothing he can’t fix. Prices negotiable,
                      wet‑ware to flesh-bags or organics.                    warranty length directly correlated to price
                                                                             paid. The repair business is a front for highly
                 5.   Honest Earl’s Reliable Guns: He sells the very         enriched warp cores. Will only sell them to
                      best second-hand guns. Some guns have kill             those he trusts. Trust can be bought with DNA
                      scores which up their prices a bit. But hey, at        data from the crew.
                      least you know the gun has killed something!
                      Why horse-trade for guns when you can get a       10. Crazy Makoto’s Ammo Vendorium: A bunch
                      better deal from Honest Earl?                         of repurposed vending machines that sell
                                                                            bullets by the magazine. Can’t miss them,
                 6.   Button’s Tent: A dog-sized dung beetle                they’re the ones with the anime girl art all over
                      standing on two legs, wearing a polka-dot             it and the hyperactive AI with the stutter. The
                      apron as she tries to juggle her business and         identity of the actual Crazy Makoto remains
                      68 hyperactive children raised on human               a mystery.
                      action movies. A refugee from an allied
                      uplifted species, she sells things from home
                      and crafts made from her own quickly
                      regenerating chitin. She loves edible gifts
                      and toys for her children. While she cannot
                      vocalize human speech she has a tape
                      with phrases that various customers have
                      recorded for her. There’s always a need for
                      more!
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                 1.   RELex, Cross, Jesus Dust, Third Eye, Nasal       6. See No Evil: The waste product of genome
                      Religion: Triggers the neural pathways              mapping Bathypelagic Zone fish by
                      associated with transcendental ecstasy.             biopunks, SNE temporarily blinds the user
                      Tends to be religious in nature. Not                and enhances hearing for d10 minutes.
                      addictive or particularly harmful as a              Users risk permanent blindness: roll
                      chemical but has been the centerpiece of            1d10. On a 1 user becomes permanently
                      many a cult and corporate religion.                 blind. Increase by 1 for each subsequent
                                                                          use during that session. (Second use 1-2
                 2.   Holy Mother: Banned on a number                     results in permanent blindness, third
                      of worlds for its unfortunate side-                 use 1-3, etc). Optional: roll 1d4 and SNE
                      effects. Addicts cause minor electrical             enhances the following: 1. smell 2. touch
                      malfunctions in their locality which                3. hearing 4. taste.
                      only get worse the more of them that
                      are present. The problem is that the             7.   H-Bomb: A large capsule taken orally
                      drug renders them acutely sociable,                   or as a suppository that emits targeted
                      causing them to congregate together                   radiation pulses aimed broadly at major
                      in ever increasing numbers. Once they                 nerve clusters, inciting large amounts of
                      accumulate the trouble starts: each addict            pleasurable feedback. Causes wild spasms
                      is in effect a node in a biological network           for d10 minutes before it burns itself out.
                      that is a hyperspatial portal to The Holy             May cause hallucinations. Will definitely
                      Mother. Unfortunately, she is very hungry.            cause cancer.
                 3. Skum: The brain of a Gaunt, dried in the           8. Warp Juice: Often used recreationally
                    solar winds of the Galvean System and                 for its effects as a potent euphoriant
                    sliced into 2x2cm pieces. Taken sublingual.           and stimulant as well as aphrodisiac
                    Tastes like licking a dumpster (hence the             post‑cryogenic sleep by seasoned
                    name). Causes vivid hallucinations which              Teamsters. “Warp Juice, for those
                    are sometimes terrifying in nature. 2 in 10           occasions when strong coffee just doesn’t
                    chance of having a bad trip (Panic Check).            cut it!”
                 4. Green Ichor: A hot mess of animal and              9. Night-Night Juice: Spacer ‘artisanal’
                    plant DNA that would make a truly                     version of the drugs used to maintain
                    monstrous chimera if it were cultured.                cyrosleep (proprietary blends of synthetic
                    Instead it is powdered and snorted,                   opioids, cough syrup, sedative-hypnotics
                    providing heightened aggression and                   and essential oils). Popular on mining
                    focus, insensitivity to pain and the capacity         colonies or other places with poor
                    to continue acting after truly fatal damage.          night‑day cycles. Some users claim to be
                    Outside of being given to child soldiers              able to enter the dreams of other nearby
                    and penal Legions, it provides a strange              sleepers, including those in cyrosleep,
                    euphoria and severely altered vision—                 which is odd as cyrosleepers don’t dream.
                    kaleidoscopic fragments of ultraviolet
                    light and visual sensitivity to wavelengths        10. Strata: Originally developed as a
                    outside the human visual spectrum.                     psychiatric aid to help with PTSD by
                                                                           making new neural pathways around
                 5.   Freeze: Mostly sedative in nature highly             memories, though users often relive said
                      addictive popular on very hot planets.               memories while taking it. Mechanical
                      Makes the user feel as though they are               effect: remove 1d10/2 Stress but make a
                      chilly or even cold. Many of the users are           Fear Save or Panic!
                      found dead in deserts do to exposure, they
                      do not feel the effects of the heat until it’s
                      too late.
                 1.   Caleb’s Spitting Cobra: Standard pulse rifle   6. Lucky Punk: a massive 6 shooter utilizing
                      with blowtorch nozzle welded underneath.          a gravity fed cylinder (the barrel is at the
                      Has enough fuel for four gouts of flame.          bottom rather than top of the cylinder
                      A Critical Failure results in the tanks           and the hammer is internal to prevent
                      exploding right into your chest.                  jams). Used by private detectives with
                                                                        rich imaginations, it comes with a carbine
                 2.   Antique Slugthrower Pistol: Similar to its        conversion kit that provides a stock and
                      modern relatives but it accelerates its           longer barrel for better aim and range.
                      projectile ammunition using combustion.           Carved in the stock: A DAME TO KILL FOR.
                      If used in a zero-G environment the
                      resulting recoil causes the user to rotate     7.   Insult2Injury: A shotgun with an integrated
                      away from the direction of the projectile           artificial intelligence that shoots as many
                      unless braced. Ammunition is incredibly             swears as it does pellets. Rips you up
                      rare but even non-lethal injuries can easily        verbally and physically.
                      end in death if the right medical tools are
                      not available.                                 8. “Ninight”: a heavily modified tranquilizer
                                                                        pistol that injects its sedative into the
                 3. Laser pistol: Always hits. 10d10damage.             trigger finger of the wielder. Sometimes
                    Slags itself after one shot (user take              used by bounty hunters who find
                    1d10damage and Body Save or lose use of             themselves on the wrong side of their
                    appendage for 1d10 rounds.                          own weapons. The handle is inlaid with
                                                                        mother‑of-pearl: COME QUIETLY.
                 4. Huge Gold AK-47: actually a Chinese Type
                    51 and it’s gold plated because a gun made       9. BOTSHOT: A modified assault shotgun that
                    of gold wouldn’t work. It looks showy and           fires nanopellets meant for putting down
                    the grips are textured cubic zirconium.             Android resistors. Each pellet is a veritable
                                                                        petri dish of nanoviruses, Androids must
                 5.   Seize the Means of Production: Made               make a Body Save at [-] when shot or
                      famous by the Labor Uprising on Echo              else fall unconscious and begin suffering
                      November-Prime, this is a jury-rigged             major corrosion (death in 1d10 hours).
                      elephant gun. Two nailgun barrels sit             Highly regulated by whatever remaining
                      beneath a modified laser cutter that              government authority there is. Expensive
                      throws a massive slicing arc. Used by             and sought after in the rim colonies.
                      suicidal and desperate shock troops
                      amidst the miners to create hull breaches      10. A giant-barreled long gun, blued steel with
                      and leave their enemies suffocating in             the inscription What happens when you
                      space. Stenciled on both nail box feeds is:        make a man-sized hole in a man?
                      CIAO BELLA and
                      NO, THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS.
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    5.   Overloading the Jump drive and feeding            5.   Nothing: they are dead to you now.
         the load back into the drive causing it to
         go critical and tear a hole in space as it        6. Small recording device with a couple of
         explodes.                                            snippets of them singing.
                 1.   Sculpture trash heap: A serene gallery of      8. The Hot Zone: A huge warren of discarded
                      Leer’s rejected creations. The sculptures         radioactive fuel cores and toxic waste.
                      seem to imperceptibly shift and change            Rumours are something lives here as
                      when not directly observed.                       scavengers often never return…but that’s
                                                                        just because it’s so toxic, right…right?
                 2.   Exhumed mass grave: Traditional burial
                      rites were honored up until the 5th day of     9. Far Side: Escape pod from one of the
                      Hunger.                                           orbiting ships that tried to land on the
                                                                        moon. Still sealed. No visible bodies.
                 3. Native moon landing: A standing obsidian
                    spear impaling a skull with both piscean         10. Lost Man’s Trench: About 22,000m
                    and avian traits. Littered with alien                deep. The bottom is totally unexplored.
                    footprints and rocks with broken-off                 People from Tyrant Beggar have told of
                    samples. No sign of their lunar lander.              terrible sounds coming from the fissure.
                                                                         Walking through the trench, one can see
                 4. Funland: Abandoned amusement park                    fossils of creature’s past, civilizations,
                    under glass dome with large cracks. Here             and geological anomalies. If a sound is
                    and there colourful lights blink on and off.         heard PCs need to make a Sanity Save or
                    There may be power. The dome may still               gain 1d10 Stress and suffer 1d10 Intellect
                    be airtight.                                         damage. Depending on what they see in
                                                                         the canyon walls the PCs may need to
                 5.   Tent City: Exiled colonists who survived the       make a Sanity Save.
                      moon waste hide out in scavenged habs.
                      Plotting to take revenge on the colony that
                      scorned them in d10 days. Welcoming to
                      any recent crashlanders willing to help
                      their cause. All were exiled by Malta.
    1.   Small island of small caves and tunnels        6. The Colony: A building-sized Gaunt stands
         crawling with small, six-legged gliding           here, digging up dirt. Its legs are animated
         mammals. Mostly harmless unless they              by muscle fiber of merged bodies, it
         smell fresh blood. Then they’re like furry,       tramples on soles of human corpses. A
         gliding piranha.                                  deaf choir screams through its teeth of
                                                           skulls. It grazes the lands for any and all
    2.   An immense, rotting carcass floats on the         organic material, an attempt to still its
         ocean currents, leaving bloody rivers in          hunger and replenish its “cells”. The first
         its wake. A mating mass of death worms            generation of progeny has been born and is
         cavort inside the decomposing creature’s          ready to leave the safety of its bowels.
         heart. They will attack and try to embed          It leaves 2D10 Gaunt Walkers in its wake.
         into any living thing disturbing their orgy.
                                                        7.   [REDACTED].
    3. Outpost Beta Charlie Zulu 0929483: A
       research and observation outpost intended        8. Underneath the oceans lie many ancient
       to be a relay link. The interior is choked          ruins of cities and civilization. Nothing
       with corpses who crudely wired broadcast            suggests they were an aquatic species
       equipment into themselves.                          and scans of the planet show there was
       ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH overwhelms all               once much less water and more dry land
       communication systems within 1 km.                  available. The exposed islands are literally
                                                           just the tips of the tallest mountains. There
    4. Buried deep in a rocky sandbar stands a             might be some useful relics that could be
       rusty shuttle encrusted with purple salts.          reached in shallower waters.
       Small tentacled creatures jauntily bounce
       around the surface of the wreck, wearing         9. The Valley of Ghosts: A huge valley cuts
       bleached human skulls and finger bones              across a barren plain. Those traversing
       atop their strange spineless bodies.                the depths of the valley say winds echo
                                                           from the walls like whispers, penetrating
    5.   A ring of land sticking out above the             comms systems, noise filters and their
         surface of the sea with it’s own brackish         very minds. Even though it’s just the wind,
         lake. The water is completely black and           some swear they hear snatches of voices
         looks as though you are staring into              from people long dead, telling them things
         an abyss. If the water is significantly           only they know, whispering dread secrets
         distributed two Alpha Gaunts investigate          and warnings of things to come.
         the disturbance, rising up from the abyss.
         This is actually a sunken super volcano,       10. On an island about 1k wide lay the
         still active, and a hive mother of the             remnants of a small shack village. In a
         Gaunts has made it her home and she has            cave on the peak of the island there’s a
         2d10 Alpha Gaunts as protection.                   cave containing a book made of human
                                                            leather. The book contains every nightmare
                                                            had by a small crew of humans who crash
                                                            landed here 140 years ago. The reader gains
                                                            2d10 Stress, must make a Panic Check and
                                                            gain 5% Intellect as they now understand
                                                            a little bit more of the pitiful and horrible
                                                            truths of humanity.
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                 1.   The Jones Family: 2 adults, 3 kids. The      1.   Always idly holding on to something with
                      Jones Family has been displaced from              one hand/foot/limb as if in zero-G.
                      their home by a recent megacorp mining
                      operation.                                   2.   Asking about the meteorite forecast when
                                                                        they are asking if it rains.
                 2.   Lucky Jameson: Proprietor of Lucky
                      Jameson’s Yes-Meat Buffet. It’s all real     3. The keratin in their nails curdles and
                      meat, guaranteed!                               has the coloration of pulverized pearls;
                                                                      the enamel to their teeth is equally
                 3. [REDACTED].                                       luminescent.
                 4. Old Lady Willow: No one really knows what      4. Can’t handle quiet. Silence means there’s
                    she does. She just always seems to always         a hull breach.
                    know the gossip.
                                                                   5.   Compulsively secures loose objects.
                 5.   Phillipa: Weird but has all sorts of good
                      shit in hydro hidden away in the abandoned   6. Difficulty and confusion drinking anything
                      out-of-code sections of the station.            without use of a straw.
                 6. Jim “the Jim” Stensen: Security officer.       7.   Startled spacers from old company days
                    Nice mustache. Definitely seen his share.           will call out “Mother” to ask for status.
                    Man of few words.
                                                                   8. Fixes normal clothing with duct tape just
                 7.   Hyperion Byrd: A 7’ tall Android with           like it does with the spacesuit.
                      a sharp grin and unreasonably long
                      fingers. He sits in the corners of dimly     9. Discoloration and callouses at elbows,
                      lit bars, fingers steepled, muttering           neck and knees from vaccsuit chafing,
                      half‑remembered coordinates to himself.         lubricant and degrading seal material.
                 8. Zu: A friendly creature much like a dog        10. Constantly talking to themselves while
                    made of mucus with no defined physiology.          doing tasks, brought on by extended time
                    It is animated and affectionate but                periods with minimal social contact.
                    scanners indicate consciousness.
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    4. Roberts the Pirate Dread: He is the             9. Delbert von Richthofen: Some say he is a
       scourge of the spacelanes. Once was a              combat ace distinguished in the last war
       member of the intergalactic protection             while others believe him to be simply a
       force but thought they were too soft on            cargo freighter captain. Some bartenders
       crime. Now he hunts down any hint of               claim to see him every day, others say he
       piracy and destroys it! A real downer at           is just a story. Anecdotal reports have one
       the pub…                                           thing in common: Delbert always refuses
                                                          to go into cryosleep during jumps.
    5.   Mikel Schumjagger: 5-times winner of The
         Ultima Thule Cup, sits on his droid‑chair,    10. Elizabeth “Nasty Grandma” Hawkins: Lost
         sipping his drink from a straw. Dare to you       her left eye and half her teeth in a fistfight
         him what happened?                                with an Android thirty years ago. Has
                                                           worn the same leather jacket for the past
    6. Eric Batty, Captain of the Lamentine:               decade. It smells. She’s kind to children,
       During every expedition Eric is known for           known for her sense of humor and never
       an undertaking that ends in tragedy., yet he        takes her bounties alive. Turned sixty last
       survives. Rumor is that he is cursed. He’s          week. She’s not willing to die before her
       very quiet. Bit of a heavy drinker, this one.       ex-wife Dolores “Eye-Gouger” Fields.
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                 5.   1d10 corpses: People with bodies to hide      9. Dunny Franko: A red-nosed space tramp
                      (and there are quite a few of those in           with big wet grey eyes and a comical
                      space ports) find the labyrinthine mazes of      fuzzy beard under his bald pate. He knows
                      freighters pretty great for their purposes.      thousands of stories, would never hurt a fly
                      25% chance the killer didn’t exit the ship       and is willing to sell you his “treasure map”
                      before it took off – you have to cut it          in exchange for passage. The map leads to
                      pretty close to avoid being picked up on         a lagan of long haul freight… at the center
                      pre‑takeoff checks.                              of a small smart minefield backed by
                                                                       autonomous war drones.
                 6. Jojo Companion Robot: This 1.5m tall robot
                    is the definition of uncanny valley. From a     10. Lieutenant Cork: Tall, strong, handsome,
                    time before Android synaptic mapping, this          confident. Strongly desires to save
                    rudimentary companion robot was meant               civilians from incredible peril. Uses
                    to help long haulers avoid getting lonely           revolvers exclusively; two-handed
                    on long journeys. Its manufacture was               weapons are beneath him. Will attempt
                    discontinued after many reports of jealous,         to get into leadership positions by acting
                    possessive behavior resulting in murder.            as though he is already the leader. “As
                    This unit appears to be lonely and in need          Lieutenant Cork, I command you to __.” Is
                    of a new “friend”.                                  a terrible leader. Is not a lieutenant. Will
                                                                        commit major blunders under pressure…
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                 1.   Auditor B-08: You can call him Bob for short! 4.   Mr. Snrub: A balding man who shows up after
                      An Android who has come to inspect your                 completed contracts or windfalls and offers
                      ship to see how well it holds to company                to assist with “investing” your pay or offers a
                      procedures ranging from safe cargo                      follow-on job that seems to run counter to
                      storage to hyperspace jump protocol. Gives              the last job. You could SWEAR he’s just the
                      friendly‑ish reminders to stick to compliance           same executive from the previous job but
                      upon seeing even a minor infraction of                  wearing an almost definitely false handlebar
                      code. Skin and suit are a water-repellent               moustache.
                      and heat‑resistant synthetic composite
                      specifically designed to repel hot coffee          5.   Ms. Bosun: A lackey from the financial dept.,
                      thrown into his face (that, may I remind you,           handing out new guidelines and goals for
                      is also an infraction that must be resolved             operational costs and efficiency. Will give
                      through an appropriate HR representative!).             not-so-helpful tips on how to meet them or
                                                                              will state mandatory compliance if you fail to
                 2.   Mx. Bland: Behind a high grade avatar                   meet the goals often enough. You don’t need
                      holoscreen (The Mx. Bland Mk IV) it’s hard to           all that fuel for a simple mining expedition,
                      say much but they are prompt, their suits a             do you?
                      stunningly oppressive grey and shoes worth
                      only as much as 1/3 a marine powersuit.            6.   Sir: Sir is officious, unfailingly polite and
                      Bland is harried and seems unhappy but                  utterly unflappable. Their jimmies are never
                      they are efficient and always have money on             rustled. They wear a suit sharp enough to
                      offer. A fixed amount, seemingly picked at              cut and always perfect shoes, no matter the
                      random, though they insist it’s the actuarially         occasion. They deliver horrible news, always,
                      determined fair wage plus 10%. Bland needs              but with such consummate pleasantness
                      things done for their Insurer/Firm/Syndicate/           and absolutely sincere empathy that it
                      Corp/Free Navy. Bland is pleasant and                   creates disorienting cognitive dissonance.
                      understanding but Bland has no leeway, is               They are very very sorry, and worst of all
                      disposable, knows no more details and can               they mean it.
                      hire someone dumber but meaner if you
                      won’t take the job. Be good to Bland and as        7.   Dammit Janet: Janet is a pleasant, smiling
                      they grow, so will you…                                 youth of about twenty-five with almost
                                                                              eerily wholesome Aryan good looks. They’re
                 3.   Complaint Box: A black box with a red line              the type of kid fiction writers unfailingly
                      across one face and a keypad on the top.                describe as ‘coltish’ and ‘winsome’. Janet
                      Type in your complaint and the box will                 is generous. Suspiciously and unfailingly
                      explain in a clear and concise manner why               generous, with time, money, help, even a
                      your complaint is stupid and you shouldn’t              listening ear. If asked why, Janet freely and
                      have bothered submitting it.                            cheerfully explains that the idea is to create
                                                                              an enormous emotional and material debt in
                                                                              the crew so that when they’re called upon to
                                                                              repay the favour they can’t possibly refuse.
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                 1.   Hans and Buck Duo: Brothers trying           1.   “HOLD FAST”: Usually in Gothic capitals,
                      desperately to be suave.                          tattooed one letter per knuckle or toe.
                                                                        Limited by tradition to those that work
                 2.   Eden: Can fix anything, you just may not          ‘outdoors’ and best applied involuntarily
                      like how he sourced the parts.                    (but affectionately) to anyone who has
                                                                        worked as a rigger for more than a couple
                 3. Anderson: Steady hand and stable. Until             of voyages. Having this tattoo without
                    the drugs run dry.                                  the various calluses and discolorations
                                                                        associated with regular vacsuit use is
                 4. Michael: Demoted upper management                   likely to result in the loss of two fingers
                    desk jockey. Soft hands but great at telling        (making the tattoo “OLD FAT”) if one
                    others what to do.                                  frequents portside bars.
                 5.   Katrina: Union fixer and scabstomper.        2.   “S9L”: Usually inked on the upper shoulder,
                      Carries a huge wrench named Bessie.               this spelling of Sol replaces the letter
                                                                        0 with the number 9 after Pluto was
                 6. Hyde: Bedraggled alcoholic that has                 reintroduced as a planet. This tat is
                    survived more jumps than he can                     common among spacers born in the Sol
                    remember.                                           system. The tat is earned with membership
                                                                        into the Sol Spacers Union.
                 7.   Kazuya Kobayashi: He can wield anything
                      while space-walking.                         3. A nebula on the upper part of the chest.
                                                                      Depending on the colour it symbolizes how
                 8. Mel “Gin” Nelson: Not many engines                the first long haul went. Purple means it
                    he hasn’t seen. Seen quite a few bottle           went smooth while black means lose of
                    bottoms as well.                                  life on the trip. If a person has a Nebula
                                                                      with a Zodiac sign inside of it it means they
                 9. Unit 07: Beat-up Adroid the size of a child,      are a pirate.
                    all the better to fit through crevices.
                    Begrudges work but ultimately helpful.         4. An empty five point star on the back
                                                                      of the spacer’s primary hand. Indicates
                 10. Race Catah: One armed and eating KFC.            participation in a manned voyage to
                     Eye patch hides an enhanced eye. Race            an unvisited system (spacers argue
                     built his own robotic prosthetic left arm.       incessantly over whether the first
                     Ace at Jury Rigging and Engineering, really      manned voyage to a system previously
                     bad at ordering ciders.                          scouted by unmanned probes counts).
                                                                      Surrounding the star with a circle indicates
                                                                      participation in the first manned voyage
                                                                      to an unvisited system that contained a
                                                                      life-bearing world. Very rarely the space
                                                                      between the star and circle will be filled
                                                                      in, meaning that the life-bearing world was
                                                                      settled by colonists (again, spacers argue
                                                                      over the details – do outposts such as
                                                                      research stations count, or should it only
                                                                      apply to permanent colonies?).
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                 1.   The Wreck of The Salinger: Luxury pleasure      2.   The Red Screams: Colonization efforts,
                      yachts come in two models: boringly                  especially under-funded charitable or
                      luxurious or mindbogglingly fast. Some               religious efforts, are a natural laboratory
                      rich Company exec gave their heir one                for disease. Plague, typhoid, Hercules virus,
                      of the first category and said heir hired            ebola and all the regular ills of humanity
                      no less than twelve different underworld             have doomed millions. The Red Screams
                      mechanics to Jury-rig it into one of the             were something special, though the
                      second. Too many cooks spoiled the soup              charitable efforts of the Merchantman’s
                      and in its first race against other members          Fund, Tyson and Khan of Mumbai and the
                      of the thrillseeking elite an accidental             Stellar War Relief Fund packed no fewer
                      button press fired its thrice-upgraded               then 40,000, likely almost 55,000, refugees
                      Jump drive which not only scattered it               from the spires and habs of New Mars
                      but also every other ship in the dock into           fleeing civil war into a motley collection of
                      a neighboring star system. Needless to               rented, loaned and owned ships as densely
                      say there were no survivors and the new              as possible as hab after hab lost life
                      graveyard fleet was in too close an orbit            support to bombings, terror hacks and debt
                      to its new primary for easy recovery.                seizure. None of the ships reached their
                      The stardock they abruptly left, once a              destinations. The plague was already loose
                      prosperous locale with a reputation for              in the spaceport camps. The Red Screams
                      Company-friendly seediness, lost its rep,            mutate rapidly, its lethal symptoms vary,
                      clientele and a good chunk of its docking            but is known by the lung bursting coughs,
                      bays from the incident, has fallen on hard           apocalyptic visons and lung incubation.
                      times. There’s rumor of a Jumpspace                  55,000 died in the cramped holds of
                      curse across the whole station, which                those vessels and the disease lingers
                      nonetheless hasn’t stopped gamblers                  there. Its existence known only from the
                      moving in to test the odds against the               lost ship’s mad raving transmissions of
                      one surviving business on the station:               howling coughs interspersed with religous
                      casinos. As for The Salinger and its motley          maunderings. Several outbreaks among
                      fleet? No one’s been able to salvage it              scavengers who have discovered innocent
                      on account of the blistering heat and the            looking derilects have also spread the
                      frankly ludicrous amount of automated                plague and at some stations any cough or
                      security paranoid heirs fit their ships with.        evidence of apocalyptic preaching is taken
                      You are, of course, welcome to try…                  as an excuse to refuse docking or even to
                                                                           open fire.
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    2.   Recent biting habit really getting out of   7.   To figure out which one is the real one and
         hand!                                            which is the clone/spy/RoboFriend!
    3. Black veins slowly creeping up their          8. Because you can’t control the hunger
       extremities after the last shore leave!          anymore. They’re safer hidden from you!
    4. After a night of carousing at the pleasure    9. The first letter of every sentence in their
       planet Young came back with a grotesque          latest geological report reads:
       growth on their upper lip that started           I AM NOT IN CONTROL!
       growing, and growing…!
                                                     10. It’s not your friend, it’s a clone/
    5.   Keeps saying “moist”!                           doppelganger/evil version from another
                                                         reality. D10 Spacer Superstitions and
                                                         Rituals!
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                 1.   Most spacers are superstitious about EVAs.     4. Cats are almost universally prohibited
                      It’s common to see a laminated picture            on spaceships and space habitats by
                      stuck next to the suit lockers that they          corporate regulations and yet are almost
                      ritually touch, punch or kiss as they get         universally present. Not as personal
                      ready to spacewalk. This is referred to as        pets (though that does happen, too) but
                      “The Effigy of St. Elmo” or “Elmo” by most        as “working” animals - this despite the
                      crews. The icon is not usually religious in       fact that rodent problems are relatively
                      nature and who is actually depicted in that       rare in space habitats. The corporations
                      image will tell you a lot about the culture       turn a blind eye to this in a way they don’t
                      of the boat. Examples include portraits of        towards personal pets as many spacers
                      Laika, William Daniels, Elmo the Muppet           refuse to board a ship or station that
                      and Steve Miller.                                 doesn’t have its own Cat.
                 2.   It’s a common superstition amongst older       5.   Some boats have a preferred soundtrack
                      spacers that wearing patches on the                 they play when entering planetary
                      right side of your suit is bad Luck. Nobody         atmosphere for a planned landing. It is
                      knows the origin of this myth but some              typically raucous often with a lot of guitar
                      claim that the low quality vacsuits of the          but this is highly variable.
                      early interstellar age meant that poorly
                      attached patches could rip off part of the     6. “I knew this old spacer once, back when
                      vacsuit if they got snagged on something,         I first started out ridin’ ships for repairs.
                      and this was more common for patches              Did that ‘shave-and-a-haircut’ drumming
                      on the right-hand side. Such flaws in vacc        on every engine he was fixing. Fuel pump
                      suit design have been fixed longer than the       broke? He’d patch it, do the tappin’, damn
                      old spacers have been alive, so it’s unclear      if the pump didn’t work better than new.
                      why the superstition persists.                    Drive system malfunction? He’d tinker
                                                                        with it, get it running, do the tappin’, the
                 3. In space no one can hear you shoot.                 drive never EVER hiccupped again. Suit
                    Some crews find this discomforting                  got a leak you can’t find? He’d find & fix it,
                    after being weaned on years of fictional            do the tappin’, and the suit squeezed out
                    entertainment where things go BOOM. As              another 10% efficiency. Weirdest thing I’d
                    such, some fighting ships have installed            seen back then. I tried it once, after I left
                    audio FX subroutines in their offensive/            that ship & moved on to the next. Electrical
                    defensive AIs. This means they hear,                system shorted out, fixed it best I could,
                    through the ships speakers, satisfying              Damn circuits nearly took my arm off
                    WHOOMSH sounds whenever the fire their              when they blew. Learned then every ship
                    cannons, or DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA if they               has it’s own little good-luck ritual.”
                    are using ship-to-ship Slug throwers. The
                    sound effects have no practical tactical         7.   Zero-G workers from the Vaerun system
                    value but several crews won’t leave port              were originally fed diets high in cow milk
                    without them.                                         concentrate. Since the extinction of the
                                                                          milk cow and advancements in bone
                                                                          densifying processes they no longer need
                                                                          dairy but the custom to gift new members
                                                                          of a crew with a synthetic version of cow’s
                                                                          milk has persisted. Consider it a bad omen
                                                                          and a culture shunning to not receive a
                                                                          glass bottle of milk upon arrival to your
                                                                          quarters in any Vaerunian ship/station.
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    8. When a body is lost to deep space,             1.   FEAR NOT THE HUNGERING DEAD FOR
       whether through accident, funeral or                SUCH IS JUST SELF PITY IN WAITING.
       execution, their vacsuit (or a spare) is
       tied to the exterior of the ship, their name   2. FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 8675309.
       painted across the faceplate and a prized
       posession placed inside. While the suit        3. DON’T TRUST THEM.
       remains attached, no one may speak ill of
       the departed for fear of a revenant. When      4. ITS IN THE WATER.
       it is discovered the suit has detached,
       their second funeral is held and they          5. NICHOLS ISN’T NICHOLS.
       are considered to be truly dead. Older
       spacers like to tell stories of the vacsuits   6. GROW. CONSUME. INHABIT. DESTROY.
       tearing their way into the ship and through
       the crew to avenge slights - but that’s        7.   YOU NEED TO BURN THEM OFF.
       obviously impossible.
                                                      8. CALIBAN IS COMING.
    9. Never return directly to your bunk or
       freezer straight after interaction with an     9. THE GATE IS OPEN.
       Android as some spacers believe they’ll
       carry some synthetic juju back to their        10. YOU ARE NOT HERE.
       berth which will adversely affect any
       technology that they own. Many will go via
       the galley or to another crew member’s
       bunk first. Some believe that bad Luck can
       be mitigated by demanding the Android
       in question refrain from making direct
       eye contact while the spacer slaps them
       sharply on the forehead three times in
       quick succession.
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