TALKSHOW SCRIPT:
THE BAKS SHOWLALU
Introduction: (Purposive Communication)
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Directors Cue: And today, you are going to witness the most spectacular show you’ve
ever seen.
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MUSIC CUE
(WILDFLOWER: BLACK IS OUT GOLD IS IN) (46SECONDS)
(DUBBED)
SPEAKER 1: SALUBUNGIN NATIN NG MASIGABONG PALAKPAKAN ANG PAMILYA
ARDIENTE!
(ARDIENTE AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS)
JULIO ARDIENTE: VIVA ARDIENTEE
AUDIENCE: VIVAAAA!
(LIGHTS OUT) (PEOPLE PANIC)
(INTENSE MUSIC BACKGROUND IN)
SPEAKER 2: MAGBABALIK NA GALING SA HUKAY, THE LADY IN GOLD
LILY: ‘CAUSE BLACK IS OUT. GOLD IS IN. PATAY NA SI IVY AGUAS, PERO SI LILY
CRUZ BUHAY NA BUHAY. I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE
SPEAKER 2: LONG LIVE LILY. THE WILDEST COMEBACK
(MUSIC BACKGROUND FADES OUT)
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HOST 1 & 2: GOOD MORNING MAGANDANG UMAGA MARAJAW NA BUNTAG
SURIGAO, WELCOME TO THE HOME OF LAUGHTER THIS IS THE BAKS
SHOWLALU.
HOST 1(GLORIOUS ANGEL): 2018 WAS TRULY A BIG WRAP IN ENTERTAINMENT
ARENA LALO NA SA SHOW NG PINANGGIGILAN NA WILDFLOWER
HOST 2(VIRGIN ANGEL):
(MUSIC CUE/ BACKGROUND: WILDFLOWER)
PATAY NA SI IVY AGUAS PERO SI LILY CRUUTTHH BUHAY NA BUHAY LONG LIVE
LILY
(MUSIC CUE/ BACKGROUND: WILDFLOWER FADES OUT)
HOST 1: EXCUSE ME, BUT IT IS CRUZ HINDI CRUTH HAHAHA FUNNNY VIRGIN
ANGEL
HOST 2: REGARDLESS, THIS YEAR 2019 IS ALSO SPECTACULAR! SUNOD-
SUNOD ANG MGA SHOW NA KAABANG-ABANG AT NAGING TRENDING SA
BUONG BAYAN? RIGHT EVERYBODY? *KRIS AQUINO’S VOICE* HAHAHA SO
GANDA!
HOST 1: YES, YOU ARE TUMPAKCHECK CORRECT! KAYA WAG NA NATING
PATAGALIN PA, KAPAMILYA, KAPUSO, MGA KATULFO!
HOST 1 & 2: ALL HAIL TO THE QUENNS OF THE FIERCEST ROMINA AND DANIELA
MONDRAGON!
(KG BACKGROUND MUSIC CUE) (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
(ROMINA AND DANIELA GRAND ENTRANCE)
**** (BACKGROUUND CUE OF KG “BECAUSE KARMA IS AROUND THE CORNER)
(MUSIC BACKGROUND)
HOST 2: WOW SO MATARAY!
HOST 1: SO PALABAN
DANIELA: (EYE CONTACT WITH THE AUDIENCE) I AM DANIELA. AKO ANG TUNAY
NA MONDRAGON. GET OUT! OUUUT!
ROMINA: (EYE CONTACT WITH AUDIENCE AND TO DANIELA) I WILL RISE FROM
THE ASHES. HELLO THERE MY STEPDAUGHTER, DID YOU MISS ME?
DANIELA: NANDITO KA BA PARA PAGTAWANAN AKO?
ROMINA: OH YESS I AM HERE AND I AM ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE OF IT
(REIGNING QUEEN LAUGH). HINDI PA AKO TAPOS, MAY MGA HEELS AKO NA MAS
MATAAS PA SA ACCOMPLISHMENTS MO. (INTENSE EMOTION)
DANIELA: IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY SO. (INTENSE EMOTION)
**** (BACKGROUUND CUE OF KG FADES OUT)
(STUDIO BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND)
HOST 1 & 2: WOOOW NAMAN (APPLAUD) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MGA KA
BAKS WHO ARE WATCHING US LIVE IN THEIR TELEVISION, WELCOME TO YOUR
NUMBER ONE SHOW THE BAKS SHOWLALUU!
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
HOST 1: AROUND OF APPLAUSE TO OUR VERY SPECIAL QUEEN GUESTS FOR
TODAY! THAT WAS HOT AND INTENSE!
****(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
HOST 2: TRUELALA YOU CAN FEEL THE HEAT AND THE EMOTION, RRAAAWWR!
HOST 1: GOOD MORNING AND THANK YOU MS. BEAUTY AND MS. DIMPLES FOR
COMING HERE TO JOIN US IN OUR SHOW.
HOST 2: IT SUCH A DREAM COME TRUE TO HAVE YOU WITH US. PLEASE HAVE A
SIT NA.
HOST 1: THIS IS GONNA BE FUN BECAUSE WE WILL BE TALKING NGA ABOUT SA
MGA KAPANAPANABIK AND SO MUCH FLARE SA BAWAT SCENE NG TELESERYE.
OWEMGEE AND YUNG EXPERIENCE HABANG NAG SO-SHOOT NG SCENE. YES,
MS. BEAUTY IKAW NA.
ROMINA: AY GIATAY AKO NAMAN DIAY (LAUGH), NAKUU SOBRA EVERYBODY IS
WARMTH AND REALLY PAMILYA ANG TURING NAMIN SA ISA’T ISA. NAALALA MO
YUN DIMPLE YUNG SA SET TAYO…
DANIELA: OH SOBRA MAY MGA TIMES NA MAY MALI-MALING LINES KAMI YUNG
MGA BLOOPERS SA TAPING SOBRANG SAYA TAPOS SA KALAGITNAAN NANG
MGA INTENSE SCENES MAGKABULOL-BULOL PA O DI KAYA NAKALIMUTAN
YUNG LINES SOBRANG HAPPY (LAUGH)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
HOST 2: HETO NGA, YOU REALLY MOVED EVERYONE WITH YOUR
EXCEPTIONAL TALENTS AND ACTING LALO NA SA SCENE NYO DALAWA SA
PRESENTO NA NAGSABUNUTAN KAYO. ROLL VTR
(VTR PLAYS FOR 5 SECONDS)
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
HOST 2: WHAT OR HOW DID YOU DO YOUR PREPARATION BEFORE FILMING
THIS SCENE?
DANIELLA: YEAH, NAKU GRABE SABI NGA DIREK NA JUST LET THE FEELING
FREELY FLOW AND LASAPIN MO ANG BAWAT NGALIT AT PAGKASUKLAM SA MGA
CHARACTER. PERO SYEMPRE WALANG PERSONALAN, PERO GANUN NGA
THERE WERE TIMES THAT WE GOT TOO PHYSICAL AND GOT SOME BRUISES
HABANG NASA SET (EYE CONTACT WITH ROMINA/BEAUTY)
ROMINA: YES, VIRGIN ANGEL AND GLORIOUS ANGEL, DI MAIIWASAN AND
AFTER SA SCENE NAG SO-SORRY TALAGA KAMI SA ISA’T ISA SABI KO NGA SA
KANYA, AY GIATAY NAPALAKAS BA YUNG PAGSAMPAL KO? O DI KAYA
NAPASOBRA SA FORCE SA PAGTULAK GANUN
(DANIELA AND ROMINA LAUGH)
HOST 1: WOW THAT’S SO NAKAKABILIB TALAGA NOT JUST YOUR
PROFESSIONALISM IN YOUR WORK BUT THE RESPECT WITH EACH OTHER AY
SUPER. BUT BEFORE WE CONTINUE OUR CHIKAS WITH OUR QUEENS, WE’LL
BE BACK AFTER THE SHORT BREAK.
(STUDIO MUSIC BACKGROUND CUE)
HOST 1 & 2: SA PAGBABALIK NG THE BAKS SHOWLALU
(STUDIO MUSIC BACKGROUND CUE FADES OUT)
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(ADVERTISEMENT MUSIC CUE)
(NEWSROOM BCK CUE)
ANCHOR 1: LIVE FROM CBB NEWSROOM THIS IS YOUR ANCHOR HOT DOG
BRINGING YOU THE LATEST AND THE HOTTEST FLASH NEWS OF TODAY.
(LASER BEAM CUE)
ANCHOR 1 (HOT DOG): ON THE HEADLINE, A MAN SUFFERING FROM ARTHRITIS
FOR 6 MONTHS CAN NOW WALK BECAUSE OF THE MIRACULOUS HEALER. FOR
MORE INFORMATION, CORNED BEEF IS REPORTING, CORNED BEEF
(LASER BEAM CUE)
CORNED BEEF: YES, HOT DOG, MR. NAT IS HERE WITH US TO SHARE HIS
TESTIMONY
MR. NAT: UHHM YES, OH YES! I HAVE BEEN SUFFERING JOINT ARTHRITIS FOR
SEVERAL MONTHS, YES. PERO SUKAD NA NAGGAMIT KOG PANYAWAN
LINIMENT OIL AND SANTON PLUS SUKAD ATO NAWALA NA AKONG TUHOD. OG
KARON AKO NAGAPAMATOOD NA EPEKTIBO KAAYO THE NUMBER ONE HEALER
PANYAWAN AND SANTON PLUS, MGA BALATIAN TIWAS!
CORNED BEEF: BACK TO YOU, HOTDOG
ANCHOR 1: AND THAT’S OUR FLASH NEWS STAY TUNE FOR MORE UPDATES!
MABUHAY KA PILIPINAS!
(LASER BEAM)
(NEWSROOM BCK CUE FADES OUT)
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(STUDIO MUSIC BAKS SHOWLALU PLAYING)
HOST 2: AND YES, WE ARE BACK! CONTINUE NA NAMAN ANG KWENTUHAN,
CHIKAHAN, AT TAWANAN
HOST 1: MGA PASABOG NA AKTINGAN ATING TUTUNGHAYAN. SO ETO NA NGA
MGA QUEENS DAHIL TRENDING KAYO SA BUONG BANSA. NOW LET’S GO TO
THE MEMES
ROMINA: YEAH GLORIOUS ANGEL, NUNG UNA SI DIMPLE PA YUN PERO FIRST I
WAS LIKE AS ROMINA CHARACTER BEAUTY OR ME OR WHATEVER HAHAHAHA
NAKAKATAWA KASI NAKAKAIRITA ANG ROLE NIYA NI DIMPLE HAHAHA
PAMPASTRESS RELIEVER PERO WHILE I WAS SCROLLING NAKITA KO OH MY
GOD PATI AKO NASALI (LAUGHS SO HARD)
(THE HOSTS AND THE GUESTS LAUGH; THEN AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND
APPLAUD)
HOST 2: NOW LET’S WATCH SOME OF YOUR MEMES
HOST 2: LET’S WATCH THIS
(ROLL VTR)
ROMINA: ACTUALLY, KAHIT SAAN-SAAN NA TALAGA UMABOT ANG MGA MEMES
NAMIN LALO NA KAY DIMPLES
DANIELA: OO GRABE TALAGA MS. VIRGIN AND GLORIOUS ANGEL .HINDI LANG
NAGPAPAKULO NG DUGO ANG BAWAT EKSENA NAMIN AND THE PLOT TWIST IS
NAGING MEMES NARIN KALOKA RIN. TALAGANG YUNG CHARACTER KO RIN AY
EVERYWHERE. WE ARE EVERYWHERE SAAN MANG KANTO TAMBAY AT IBA PA
(LAUGHS SO HARD)
HOST 1: DIYAN KA HINDI NAGKAKAMALI DANIELA DAHIL MAYROON DIN KAMING
BAON NA MGA GINAWANG MEMES SA CHARACTER MO.
(EVERYBODY LAUGHS)
HOST 1: TINGNAN NATIN MGA EPIC MEMES NA TO
(ROLL VTR)
(EVERYBODY LAUGHS)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS)
HOST 2: WELL, THAT’S THE TRIBUTE THAT THE SHOW IS DOING WELL AND
EVERYBODY IS HAVING FUN AND IS ENJOYING THE BAWAT EKSENA BE IT ON
SCREEN OR OFF SCREEN MAN.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
HOST 1: WELL, YES BILANG PASASALAMAT, WE’VE PREPARED A SOME GIFTS
FOR YOU AND ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US TODAY!
HOST 2: MGA KA BAKS, ALL HAIL TO THE QUEENS OF THE FIERCEST! MS.
BEAUTY AND DIMPLE!
(EVERYBODY CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
HOST 1: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLUGS OR INVITATION, PLEASE…
ROMINA: SINONG MAUUNA?
DANIELA: AKO NALANG DAHIL AKO ANG TUNAY NA MONDRAGON, I AM INVITING
EVERYONE TO PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING OUR SHOW.
ROMINA: HELLO MY STEPDAUGHTER, ABANGAN NINYO ANG SUSUNOD NA MGA
KAPANA-PANABIK NA EKSENA SA KADENANG GINTO PAGKATAPOS NG IT’S
SHOWTIME.
HOST 2: YEESSSS! BONGGA! KAYA ANO PANG HINIHINTAY NIYO
HOST 1: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? FOR MORE KWENTUHAN AT
KATATAWANAN, PALAGING NAKATUTOK SA PAMBANSANG SHOW NG BAYAN.
THIS GLORIOUS ANGEL
HOST 2: AND YOURS TRULY, VIRGIN ANGEL
HOST 1 & 2: THIS IS THE BAKS SHOWLALU!
(EVERYONE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
(EXIT/ CURTAINS DOWN)
(STUDIO MUSIC THE BAKS SHOWLULU FADES OUT)
ADVERTISEMENT CUE
CULTURAL EXHIBIT
(MUSIC INTRO)
JECIL: SURIGAO SURIGAO, BISITA NA SA THE CITY OF ISLAND ADVENTURE
MCBON: TOURIST DESTINATION GIHIMO SA KINAIYAHAN
JECIL: MGA MAANINDOT OG LAMIAN NGA PAGKAON DIRI NIMO MATILAWAN
SAMA SA SAYUNGSONG NGA GARBO SA PAGKALAMI HANAP-HANAPON NIN-O
MAN.
(ENTRANCE CUE/ MASS DANCE WITH GFORCE AND FRIENDS)
