B.J.
OF DAVENPORT*
philosopher, scientist, artist, builderthe bit of a mortal being
whom Innate Intelligence developed.
*Oil Portrait by Raymond P. R. Neilson Studios, 131 East 66th Street, New York City
HISTORY REPEATS
By
B. J. Palmer, D.C., Ph.C.
President, the Palmer School of Chiropractic
CHIROPRACTIC FOUNTAIN HEAD
DAVENPORT, IOWA, U. S. A.
ORIGINAL COPYRIGHT, 1951, BY
B. J. PALMER
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FOREWORD
At  the  beginning,  we  anticipate  this  subject,  as  presented,  will  be
taken  at  face  value  and  understood  by  some,  even  many  of  our
profession.  Many,  in  our  opinion,  possess  preconceived  ideas  which
need reconstruction.
We  record  our  knowledge,  gained  through  research,  of  the
fundamentals  upon  which  Chiropractic  rests  as  promulgated  by  our
father  but  never  clearly  explained  by  him.  By  careful  reading  of  his
writings, gleanings of these ideas are apparent.
To  be  consistent  with  the  objective  of  this  book,  these  are  written
with  WE  and  US  in  mind.  Ordinarily,  we  and  us  imply  and  are
understood to be TWO different and separate persons. Ordinarily, I
implies  ONE  fellow  who  lives  in  a  material  body  and  runs  it.
Whenever  and  wherever  I  is  used,  we  refer  to  the  educated  fellow
who  thinks,  speaks  and  writes  for  himself  alone  as  one  of  the  two
fellows he is. He does so within the limitations of his education. This
book,  so  far  as  the  author  is  concerned,  writes  from  the  duality  of
personalitiesthe  inseparable,  indivisible,  Siamese-twin  personalities
living in one structurethe Innate and Educated individualities.
WE serves several purposes:
1.  It  eliminates  that  disgusting  and  egotistical  selfish  pronoun  I
which constantly intrudes itself.
2.  It  permits  the  author  to  delineate  his  concept  of  the  duality  of
personalities inhabiting one human home.
3. It broadly includes and spreads credit where credit is due, to any,
every,  and  all  people  who  have  or  are  cooperating  in  building  the
structures,  organizations,  institutions,  and  associations  which  are  an
integral part of their lives.
It  will  be  difficult  for  the  reader,  as  he  reads  we,  to  think  we,
because he will constantly interpret it into ordinary channels of thot of
TWO  different  and  separate  people.  To  read  this  book  and  gain
viewpoint of its author, reader must know we or HE will fail to gain
the fundamental purpose of this book.
B. J. PALMER.
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A WORD OF EXPLANATION
Following are reprinted articles from THE CHIROPRACTOR, from
Volume  I,  No.  1,  1904,  up  thru  the  years.  Also,  more  recent  articles
from Fountain Head News.
These  are  reproduced  as  they  were  printed  then.  They  were  written
in the singular I. To change them to the editorial we which format
we  used  in  our  recent  books,  would  mean  to  change  their  original
form.
We  mention  this  so  our  readers  will  understand  the  difference
between I of older days and we of the modern day.
Bear this in mind when reading these stories.
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The Story Of
CHIROPRACTIC HISTORY
By D. D. Palmer
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, a Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 1,
December, 1904 (47 years ago). Published by The Palmer School
of Chiropractic.)
In  1886  I  began  healing  as  a  business.  Although  I  practiced  under
the  name  of  magnetic,  I  did  not  slap  or  rub,  as  others.  I  questioned
many M.D.s as to the cause of disease. I desired to know why such a
person had asthma, rheumatism, or other afflictions. I wished to know
what  difference  there  was  in  two  persons  that  caused  one  to  have
certain  symptoms  called  disease,  which  his  neighbor  living  under
same conditions did not have. Physicians answered me by saying that
they would give such-and-such remedies. I did not want to know what
they  would  give;  I  desired  to  learn  what  difference  there  was  in  the
man  of  health,  and  the  one  who  was  diseased.  I  wanted  to  learn  the
cause of disease; why one was afflicted and the other was not.
In my practice of the first ten years under which I named magnetic, I
treated  nerves,  followed  and  relieved  them  of  inflammation.  I  made
many  good  cures,  as  many  are  doing  today  under  a  similar  method.
My  constant  thoughts  were  that  there  was  a  difference  in  the  person
affected  and  the  one  not  so.  I  was  fully  aware  that  I  was  treating
effects.  What  was  the  cause  of  those  ailments  was  what  I  desired  to
learn.  I  had  progressed  far  enough  to  learn  in  what  region  was  the
cause of any described symptoms.
There  must  be  a  turning  point.  It  was  so  with  Chiropractic.  But  it
took  years  to  discover  and  develop  that  which  I  named  Chiropractic,
which means hand fixing. A Chiropractor is one who adjusts or repairs
with his hands.
Ninety-five per cent of all deranged nerves are made by subluxations
of  vertebrae  which  pinch  nerves  in  some  one  of  the  fifty-one  joint
articulations  of  the  spinal  column.  Therefore,  to  relieve  the  pressure
upon  THESE  nerves  means  to  restore  normal  actionhence  normal
functions, perfect health.
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The  laws  upon  which  this  science  is  founded  are  as  old  as  the
vertebrate  of  the  animal  kingdom,  but  have  been  overlooked  because
of  inherent  superstition  misdirecting  the  unlightened  mind  of
investigators.
The  cause  of  disease  has  been,  and  is  yet,  mysterious  to  the  great
mass of humanity. Chiropractic has solved the mystery. The old  idea,
that the cause of disease is outside of man, still prevails in most of the
schools of healing, and the cure consists in finding something outside,
which, by being introduced into the body of the sufferer, will drive the
disease  out.  Therapeutic  methods  give  remedies  to  treat  the  effects.
The  Chiropractic  idea  is  that  the  cause  of  disease  is  in  the  person
afflicted,  and  the  cure  consists  in  correcting  the  wrong  that  is
producing it.
Chiropractic  finds  the  cause  in  pinched  nerves  of  the  person  ailing,
and releases that pressure by adjusting some of the 52 articulations of
the vertebral column. In doing this there is no rubbing, slapping, knife,
drugs, artificial  heat,  electricity,  magnetism,  hypnotism,  stretching,  or
mental  treatment,  in  fact  nothing  but  the  adjustment  of  the  displaced
vertebra.  This  is  not  done  with  any  surgical  appliances  nor  any
apparatus  whatever,  but  simply  by  the  use  of  the  hands.  The
adjustment  is  almost  instantaneous.  The  movements  are  unique  and
Chiropractic  in  every  respect;  no  other  system  has  anything  similar.
Chiropractic  is  the  only  system  that  exactly  locates  the  cause  of
disease and cures by hand adjusting.
A large share of diseases are caused by nerves being impinged in the
foramina,  which  are  occluded  by  the  displacement  of  the  vertebra.
These  vertebra  are  replaced  by  the  hands,  using  the  processes  as
handles.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, a Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 1,
December, 1904 (47 years ago). Published by The Palmer School
of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 2
The Story Of
TAKE OFF THE BRAKE
By L. H. (Uncle Howard) Nutting
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 2, January,
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Are you struggling on through life
With a burden hard to bear?
Are you weary of the strife
And almost in despair?
Hunt up the cause and shake it.
If it does not go just make it.
Take off the brake.
If your business is depressing,
And your friends all pass you by,
If you have to keep a-guessing
How to keep from being shy,
Hunt up the cause and shake it,
If it does not move just make it.
Take off the brake.
Dont give up the fight and worry,
Take the Choir cure and win,
Be joyful and not sorry,
And a blessing to your kin.
Chiro finds the cause and shakes it.
If it does not go just make it.
Take off the brake.
Last Saturday, the writer saw an incident on Main street, Davenport,
Iowa, which caused much ill humor, amusement, and some instruction
to  the  crowd  that  witnessed  it.  Human  nature,  the  quality  of  which
depends  upon  education,  was  shown  by  each  one  presenting  his
peculiar idea of the situation and his suggestions.
Main street is paved with brick and is quite steep between Sixth and
Eighth. A crowd of idle men had gathered on this
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street  to  watch  a  stalled  team.  I,  of  course,  joined  them.  The  horses
were  once  full  of  life  and  vigor,  but  now  they  are  thin  of  flesh,
showing  want  of  care  and  lack  of  ambition.  They  were  hitched  to  a
good wagon, which contained a heavy load. They had gotten half way
up  the  hill,  but  could  go  no  farther.  The  driver  did  not  know  what
course  to  pursue.  Several  of  the  bystanders  were  eager  to  assist  him
with  their  counsel.  Their  varied  suggestions  only  served  to  confuse
him.  The  reader  will  notice  closely  the  advice  given,  for  it  will  be
made use of hereafter.
The  first  instruction  was  to  apply  the  whip,  which  was  used
unsparingly. It excited and aroused what little energy they had left, but
only worried them without any gain.
The next order given and acted upon was to back them down the hill
so as to give them a new start. This was tried, with the result that they
were not able to make as far up the grade as before.
A  professional  looking  man  then  said,  Blindfold  the  horses,  shake
the  wagon,  throw  something  heavy  on  the  pavement,  make  them
believe that you have unloaded. If they think the wagon is empty, they
will pull it up the hill easily. But try as hard as they might, they could
not pull the load.
The next man to offer advice  was  a  clerk  from  a  nearby  drug  store.
He thought that the axles and wheels were tired instead of the horses.
A  supply  of  oil  was  secured  and  applied  to  the  axles  and  wheels
plentifully,  which  seemed  to  make  the  wagon  more  inclined  to  slide
down the hill.
Then  there  appeared  in  the  front  of  the  crowd  a  seemingly  wise
fellow. He looked as though he was a graduate from some college or a
president of some hospital board. He argued the case as follows: No
team on earth can pull that load, there is too much wagon; make it as
light as possible, take off the spring seat, take out the end gate and all
the  loose  rods,  saw  out  half  the  spokes  for  they  are  crowding  each
other, take off the tires, for they only serve to make extra weight;  the
fewer pieces you have in the wagon the more easily it will move. But
fortunately,  before  the  well  dressed  mans  advice  was  put  in  force,
there appeared a practical farmer who took in the situation at a glance.
He  spoke  in  a  mild  tone,  but  what  he  said  carried  force  and  was
convincing. He said, Let that wagon remain whole, not one piece of it
can
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be  spared  at  this  time  when  it  is  so  loaded.  Wipe  off  that  surplus  oil,
throw the whip in the gutter, cease to blindfold the horses. When this
was  done,  he  calmly  said  to  the  driver,  NOW  TAKE  OFF  THE
BRAKE. It was released. The team made the top of the hill with the
usual speed and ease. The farmer was heard to say, That is easy to do
when you know how. The crowd dispersed, being benefitted more or
less by the experience.
This may seem to the reader a simple and ridiculous story; but let us
see  if  there  are  not  incidents  in  our  daily  life  fully  as  ludicrous  and
absurd.
Please  observe  that  woman  with  pale  face,  hollow  cheeks  and
sunken eyes. A few years ago her cheeks were plump and full of color,
her  eyes  sparkled  with  ambition.  She  is  trying  her  best  to  climb  the
incline of life. She has her burden to carry as the most of women have,
but  that  which  used  to  be  comparatively  play  is  now  a  load  that  she
cannot  move.  She  is  discouraged  and  disheartened.  Physically  and
mentally  she  has  not  the  strength  to  accomplish  her  usual  labor,  and
yet she does not realize what is holding her back.
Under  all  circumstances  human  nature  is  very  much  alike.  Human
sympathy  is  manifested  and  advice  freely  given  to  the  afflicted  in
much  the  same  way  as  was  manifested  in  the  crowd  referred  to  on
Main Street. Strangers as well as acquaintances are ready, willing, and
eager  to  advise  this  frail  woman  what  to  do.  Some  recommend
stimulants  of  various  kinds  to  whip  the  circulation  and  excite  the
already overworked woman.
A well meaning friend advises some kind of physic that will deplete
her system, thinking it necessary for her to get away down in order to
make permanent improvement.
Some advise narcotics for the purpose of deadening the sensibility of
the  physical;  others  suggest  therapeutics  or  Christian  Science  for  the
purpose of making her believe that she has no disease. None of these
really assist the invalid, for they do not release the brake.
Then  there  are  those  who  will  advise  blistering,  bleeding,  or
lubricating  the  body  with  liniments,  just  to  be  doing  something,  for
what purpose they know not.
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Sooner  or  later  the  wise  men  are  called  in.  With  ready  hands  and
sharpened knives they desire to cut out any or all parts that they think
can  be  spared,  believing  that  the  less  organs  that  the  blood  has  to
support and pass through the purer it will be.
But  thanks  to  the  sensible  farmer  and  the  Chiropractor  who  realize
that  there  is  a  cause  for  all  human  ailments,  and  dare  to  say  in  the
presence  of  those  standing  by,  who  advise  therapeutical  remedies,
Take off the brake.
We think it strange that no one in the crowd at the wagon thought of
taking  off  the  brake.  It  looks  equally  strange  to  a  Chiropractor  that
until nine years ago no one had discovered that in ninety-five per cent
of  all  diseases  that  the  brake  is  set  on  some  one  of  the  300  articular
joints  of  the  body,  compressing  the  nerves,  thereby  deranging  their
functions.
If,  by  any  means,  the  articular  surfaces  of  any  of  the  joints  of  the
skeletal  frame,  especially  those  of  the  vertebral  column,  become
displaced  by  being  wrenched,  go  to  a  Chiropractor  who  will  take  off
the brake.
The Old School idea of  disease  is  that  it  is  an  enemy  that  has  to  be
fought,  conquered,  banished;  while  Chiropractic  kindly  says,  Take
off the brake, remove the pressure, and the cure is made.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 2, January,
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of
Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 3
The Story Of
CHIROPRACTIC RAYS OF LIGHT
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 7, June,
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
So Many Men, So Many Minds, So Many Opinions
It  is  interesting  and  instructive  to  notice  the  various  opinions  of
medical  writers  in  regard  to  luxations  of  the  vertebral  column,  and
how  near  they  were  onto  that  which  is  now  known  as  Chiropractic.
Below  are  given  extracts  from  standard  anatomies  and  orthopedical
books.
A Chiropractic luxation is where the articular surfaces of any of the
51  spinal  joints  have  been  partially  displaced,  and  not  usually
accompanied  with  fracture.  The  replacing  of  these  subluxated
vertebrae is readily accomplished by a Chiropractor. When we refer to
Chiropractic luxations of the spinal column, we speak of those which
have been only partially displaced in the articular processes.
MEDICAL WRITERS AND THEIR OPINIONS
Medical  writers  usually  refer  to  complete  luxations  of  the
vertebraethey know of no other. Such rarely occur without fracture,
and instant death the result. In this we fully agree.
Samuel Cooper
Every  kind  of  joint  is  not  equally  liable  to  dislocation.  Experience  proves,
indeed,  that  in  the  greater  part  of  the  vertebral  column,  luxations  are  absolutely
impossible, the pieces of bone being articulated by extensive, numerous surfaces,
varying in their form and direction, and so tied together by many powerful, elastic
means, that very little motion is allowed. Experience proves also that the strength
of  the  articulations  of  the  pelvic  bones  can  scarcely  be  affected  by  enormous
efforts, unless these bones be simultaneously fractured.
The large surface with which these  bones  support  each  other;  the  number  and
thickness  of  their  ligaments;  the  strength  of  their  muscles;  the  little  degree  of
motion which each vertebra naturally has; and the vertical direction of the articul
processes make dislocations of the dorsal and lum-
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bar  vertebrae  impossible,  unless  there  be  also  a  fracture  of  the  above  mentioned
process.  Of  these  cases  I  shall  merely  remark  that  they  can  only  result  from
immense  violence,  that  the  symptoms  would  be  an  irregularity  in  the  disposition
of the spinous processes, retention of continence of the urine or faeces, paralysis,
or other injury, to which the spinal marrow would be subjected. Similar symptoms
may  also  arise,  when  the  spinal  marrow  has  merely  undergone  a  violent
concussion,  without  any  fracture  or  dislocation  whatever;  and  it  is  certain  that
most  of  the  cases  mentioned  by  authors  as  dislocations  of  the  lumbar  and  dorsal
vertebrae,  have  only  been  concussions  of  the  spinal  marrow,  or  fracture  of  such
bones.
The os occipitis and first cervical vertebra are so firmly connected by ligaments
that  there  is  no  instance  of  their  being  luxated  from  an  external  cause,  and  were
the  accident  to  happen,  it  would  immediately  prove  fatal  by  the  unavoidable
compression and injury of the spinal marrow.
Delpech
Delpech  asserts,  without  qualification,  that  a  careful  examination  of  the  form
and  situation  of  the  bones  of  the  spine  must  convince  the  observer  that  such
accidents as displaced vertebrae cannot occur.
J. L. Petit
J. L. Petit tells of a child being instantly killed by being lifted by the head.
C. Bell
C.  Bell,  after  relating  a  case,  remarks,  Patients  can  hardly  be  expected  to
survive  a  mischief  of  this  kind,  when  the  transverse  ligament  is  broken,  and  the
process  dentatus  is  thrown  directly  backward  against  the  medulla  oblongata,  the
effect must be instant death.
Dupuytren
Dupuytren expresses a caution in  regard  to  spinal  dislocations  in  the  following
language,  The  REDUCTION  OF  THESE  DISLOCATIONS  IS  VERY
DANGEROUS,  and  we  have  often  known  an  individual  to  perish  from  the
compression  or  elongation  of  the  spinal  cord  which  always  attends  these
attempts.
Howe
Howe  voices  the  same  warning  when  he  says,  Death  has  occurred  from
attempts to effect reduction in cases of vertebral luxations.
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A. Cooper
In  the  spine,  the  motion  between  any  two  bones  is  so  small  that  dislocation
hardly ever occurs, except between first and second vertebrae, although the bones
are often displaced by fracture.
Kirkland
There  are  some  luxations  which  are  far  worse  injuries  than  fractures.  Of  this
description  are  dislocations  of  the  vertebrae,  cases  which,  indeed,  can  hardly
happen without fracture, and are almost always fatal.
Stimpson
The  possibility  of  the  occurrence  of  PURE  DISLOCATION  of  the  lumbar
vertebrae,  which  has  been  long  in  doubt  because  of  the  close  interlocking  of  the
processes  and  the  strength  of  the  ligaments,  is  proved  by  two  cases  collected  by
Blasius  and  also  by  two  others,  in  which  there  was  present  associated,  but
unimportant, fracture of some of the processes.
This  same  author,  speaking  of  dislocation  of  the  atlas  axis,  says:  Dislocation
forward  or  backward  is  possible  only  after  fracture  of  the  odontoid  process  or
rupture  of  the  transverse  ligament,  or  by  the  slipping  of  the  process  beneath  the
ligament.
McClellan
McClellan,  in  his  Regional  Anatomy,  Vol.  2,  gives  his  opinion  of  vertebral
dislocations  in  the  following  language:  Dislocation  of  the  spinal  column  is
especially grave. A simple dislocation of any of the vertebrae can happen only in
the cervical region as the construction of the dorsal and lumbar vertebrae is such
that a dislocation necessarily involves a fracture of some part of the bone.
Gerrish
Gerrish  sums  up  this  question  by  saying,  Simple  dislocation  between  two
vertebrae  is,  therefore,  almost  impossible,  unless  perhaps  in  the  cervical  region,
where the surfaces of the articular processes are more nearly horizontal.
Lawrence
The  possibility  of  the  occurrence  of  complete  dislocations  of  the  vertebrae
without fracture, has long been a disputed point among many of the first surgical
writers.
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Gray
Under  the  head  of  surgical  anatomy,  Gray  asserts:  The  ligaments  which  unite
the component parts of the vertebrae together are so strong, and these bones are so
interlocked  by  the  arrangement  of  their  articulating  processes,  that  dislocation  is
very uncommon and indeed, unless accompanied by fracture, rarely occurs, except
in  the  upper  part  of  the  neck.  Dislocation  of  the  occiput  from  the  atlas  has  only
been recorded in one on two cases; but dislocation of the atlas from the axis, with
rupture of the transverse ligament, is much more common; it is the mode in which
death is produced in many cases of execution by hanging. In the lower part of the
neckthat  is,  below  the  third  cervical  vertebradislocation  unattended  by
fracture occasionally takes place.
Erichsen
On  looking  at  the  arrangement  of  the  articular  surfaces  of  the  vertebrae,  the
very limited motion of which they are susceptible, and the way in which they are
closely knit together by strong ligaments and short powerful muscles, it is obvious
that  dislocation  of  these  bones  must  be  exceedingly  rare.  So  seldom,  indeed,  do
they occur, that their existence has been denied by many surgeons. Yet there are a
sufficient  number  of  instances  on  record  to  prove  incontestably  that  these
accidents  may  happen.  Those  cases  that  have  been  met  with  have  usually  been
associated with partial  fracture,  but  this  complication  is  not  necessary.  In  all,  the
displacement was incomplete, and, indeed a complete dislocation cannot occur.
Dislocation  of  the  atlas  from  the  occipital  bone  has  been  described  in  two
instances only.
Dislocation  of  the  axis  from  the  atlas  is  of  more  frequent  occurrence.  It  may
happen with or without a fracture of the odontoid process.
In  the  dorsal  region  dislocation  of  the  spine,  though  excessively  rare  may
occur.  The  last  dorsal  vertebra  has  been  several  times  found  dislocated  from  the
first lumbar.
Dislocation  of  any  one  of  the  five  lower  cervical  vertebrae  may  occur.  The
third  vertebra  is  that  which  is  less  frequently  dislocated;  the  fifth  that  which  is
more  commonly  displaced.  Treatment  of  these  injuries  is  sufficiently  simple.  No
attempt at reduction can of course be made.
My experience of ten years as a Chiropractor differs materially from
that  of  Dr.  Erichsen.  I  have  found  the  third  vertebra  to  be  the  most
frequently  displaced  of  any  cervical.  The  atlas  and  fourth  will  come
second  in  frequency.  The  seventh  is  rarely  dislocated,  owing  to  its
being braced  by  the  clavicle  and  the  first  pair  of  ribs.  If  Dr.  Erichsen
could  see  the  ability  displayed  by  a  Chiropractor  in  replacing
displaced cervical vertebrae; hear them
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return  to  their  proper  position  with  an  audible  crack,  he  would  no
longer say, No attempt at reduction can of course be made.
Walton
In a late New York Medical Journal, Walton asserts:
Cervical dislocation occurs more frequently than is generally supposed, and the
results  of  the  injury  are  nearly  always  susceptible  of  speedy,  safe,  and  complete
amelioration.
Three  methods  of  treatment  have  been  proposed:  (1)  Reduction  by  traction,
with or without abduction and rotation. (2) Reduction by abduction and rotation,
but  without  traction.  (3)  Reduction  by  dorso-lateral  flexion  combined,  if
necessary,  with  slight  rotation.  This  last  method,  in  the  authors  opinion,  is  the
best.  The  employment  of  traction  is  a  futile  measure.  Not  infrequently  reduction
takes  place  spontaneously,  during  sleep,  at  other  times  it  occurs  accidentally
during the relaxation produced by an anaesthetic. In seven cases observed  by  the
author  reduction  took  place  as  follows:  two  reductions  occurred  in  sleep;  three
during etherization, and two were effected by operation.
Cervical  dislocationpartial  displacementis  much  more  common
than is supposed by medical men. The replacing of such is safely and
quickly  done  by  the  hands  of  a  Chiropractor.  Instead  of  using  a
machine  to  stretch  the  spine,  moving  the  vertebra  from  or  around  its
axis, we adjust by hand, using spinous processes as levers.
Howe
Howe gives an interesting case which we think worth quoting:
In  1856  I  was  summoned  to  an  Irishman  who  had  fallen  from  a  chamber
window to the ground, head foremost. I found the patient with his head twisted to
one  side  and  rigidly  held  in  that  position.  He  uttered  cries  of  distress,  and  called
lustily for relief: a stitch in my neck, doctor, a stitch in my neck. I took hold of
his ears and endeavored to pull and twist his head into its natural position, but was
unable to accomplish my object. By pressing my fingers into the soft structures of
the  neck,  I  could  feel  a  bony  displacement  to  exist  between  the  third  and  fourth
vertebrae,  though  I  was  unable  to  discover  the  exact  nature  or  extent  of  the
luxation. Perhaps another vertebra was implicated in the displacement. By help of
assistants  who  laid  hold  of  the  patients  head  and  feet,  we  made  powerful
extension  and  counter-extension,  together  with  some  twisting  motion,  reduction,
which  was  attended  with  an  audible  snap,  was  accomplished.  The  patient  then
moved his head and neck with ease and complained no more of sharp pain.
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He  suffered  from  great  soreness  in  the  neck  for  a  week  or  more,  yet  recovered
without  physical  defect  or  lasting  functional  impairment.  I  am  quite  sure  no
process  of  bone  was  broken  and  that  the  injury  was  a  simple  luxation,  occurring
between two or more of the cervical vertebrae.
Erichsen
Dislocation  of  the  articular  processes  of  the  cervical  vertebrae  occasionally
occur.  In  these  cases  the  patient,  after  a  sudden  movement  or  a  fall  on  the  head,
feels  much  pain  and  stiffness  in  the  neck,  the  head  being  fixed  immovably,  and
turned  to  the  opposite  side  to  that  on  which  the  displacement  has  occurred.  In
these  cases  I  have  known  reduction  effected  by  the  surgeon  placing  his  knees
against  the  patients  shoulders,  drawing  on  the  head,  and  then  turning  it  into
position, the return being affected with a distinct snap.
If the victim of the following mishap should read the above cases, he
would  feel  like  directing  the  Old  School  to  the  new  method.  The
following  is  copied  from  The  Davenport  Republican  of  January  1,
1905:
Frank Runge, who lives  at  611  West  Sixteenth  Street,  has  enjoyed  the  unique
distinction of having his neck dislocated and then fixed up again. One morning he
did not arise from his slumbers as soon as his sister and aunt thought he ought to.
So they went to his room, and each taking hold of a foot tried to pull him out  of
bed. He playfully resisted, and in the melee that followed, he managed to displace
five  bones  in  his  neck.  The  bones  being  the  atlas,  axis,  third,  fourth,  and  fifth
cervicals.  The  accident  was  a  painful  one.  Runges  head  was  so  turned  that  his
face looked over his shoulder.
The young man was carried from his room to a buggy and driven to the office
of Dr. Palmer, who realized the trouble at once. After three adjustments he had the
neck in as good working order as ever. The cure was as remarkable as the accident
was peculiar. Runge feels all right, but has no desire to go through with the ordeal
again.  Next  time  his  sister  and  aunt  try  to  pull  him  out  of  bed,  they  can  pull  all
they want to; he will not resist.
The  above  reduction  was  made  with  the  hands,  using  the  spinuous
processes  as  handles.  This  unique  method  was  discovered  and
developed by D. D. Palmer, who named it Chiropractic.
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The New York Journal of Medicine
The New York Journal of Medicine for 1052 contains an account of
dislocation of the dorsal vertebrae:
The New York Journal of Medicine
The  injury  was  produced  by  the  fall  of  a  door,  the  man  being  under  it  in  a
stooping  posture.  The  lower  extremities  were  immediately  paralyzed.  At  the  seat
of the injury, which was at the junction of the lumbar and dorsal vertebrae, there
was a marked appearance of displacement of the parts, which seemed to arise from
a  fracture  and  dislocation  or  a  sliding  of  the  body  of  one  vertebra  over  another.
The surgeon placed the patient on his front, and fastened a folded sheet under his
arms and another above his hips: chloroform having been administered, extending
and  counter-extending  forces  were  applied  by  means  of  the  sheets,  and  the
displaced vertebrae were reduced. In six or eight weeks the patient recovered  the
use of his limbs and normal evacuations took place. Ultimately, the recovery was
complete, though a prominence remained at the seat of injury.
There are two features in the above case to which we desire to draw
special  attention.  The  marked  displacement  that  was  visible  in  the
vertebrae,  which  the  surgeons  did  not  replace,  as  shown  by  the  last
line;  also  using  the  folded  sheets,  in  the  same  manner,  so  freely
paraded  and  described  by  Dr.  Langworthy  as  the  Frank  Dvorsky
method,  is  not  new,  nor  confined  to  Bohemians.  It  is  here  classed  as
orthopedic surgery.
Pott
Pott  states  a  case  where  no  violence  had  been  committed,  or
received; his first intimation was a sense of weakness in his backbone,
accompanied  with  what  he  described  as  a  dull  kind  of  pain,  attended
with such a lassitude as rendered a small degree of exercise fatiguing;
this  was  followed  by  an  unusual  sense  of  coldness  in  the  thighs,  not
accounted for from the change of weather, and  a  palpable  diminution
of  their  sensibility.  After  a  short  time,  his  limbs  were  frequently
convulsed  by  involuntary  twitchings,  particularly  troublesome  in  the
night;  and  soon  after  this,  he  not  only  became  incapable  of  walking,
but  his  power  either  of  retaining  or  discharging  his  urine  and  faeces
was considerably impaired.
He continues to say:
In the adult I will not assert that external mischief is always and totally out of
the question; but I will venture to affirm what is equal, as far as
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regards the true nature of the case which is that altho accidents and violence may
in  some  few  instances  be  allowed  to  have  contributed  to  its  more  immediate
appearance,  yet  the  part  in  which  it  shows  itself  must  have  been  previously  in  a
morbid  state,  and  thereby  predisposed  for  the  production  of  it.  I  do  not  by  this
mean to say that a violent exertion cannot injure the spine, or produce a paralytic
complaint: that would be to say more than I know; but I will venture to assert that
no  degree  of  violence  whatever  is  capable  of  producing  such  an  appearance  as  I
am  now  speaking  of,  unless  the  bodies  of  the  vertebrae  were  by  previous
distemper  disposed  to  give  way;  and  that  there  was  no  supposable  dislocation,
caused by mere violence done to the bones of the back, which bones were, before
the receipt of the injury, in a sound state.
Dr. Ayers
Dr.  Ayers  reports  in  the  New  York  Journal  of  Medicine  a  case  of
dislocation occurring between cervical vertebrae from some unknown
cause,  as  the  man  was  drunk  at  the  time  he  received  the  injury.  The
neck  was  rigid  and  exhibited  a  peculiar  deformity  which  could  not
attend  any  lesion  except  luxation  of  one  or  more  of  the  cervical
vertebrae.  There  was  no  paralysis;  but  intense  pain  attended  the
displacement. Great difficulty was experienced in attempts to drink or
swallow  food.  The  esophagus  and  larynx  seemed  to  be  pressed  upon
by  the  bulging  forward  of  several  of  the  cervical  vertebrae.  The  back
of the neck was rendered excessively concave and the integument was
thrown  into  folds  as  it  is  when  the  head  is  forced  back  against  the
shoulders; the front  of  the  neck  presented  a  corresponding  convexity.
Between  the  spinous  processes  of  the  fifth  and  sixth  cervical
vertebrae, a marked depression could be felt, and this was the point at
which  the  greatest  distress  was  felt  by  the  patient.  Dr.  Ayers,  with
several  surgical  assistants  who  concurred  with  him  in  the  diagnosis,
performed  a  successful  reduction  while  the  patient  was  under  the
influence  of  chloroform.  Extension  was  applied  to  the  head  and
counter-extension to the shoulders, and while the head was rotated and
pressure made upon prominent points in the neck, the displaced bones
returned to their former position, and the head and neck resumed their
natural attitude and aspect.
What  a  time  these  surgeons  had  replacing  vertebrae!  Chiropractors
never give chloroform. Dr. Ayers would hardly equal the discoverer of
Chiropractic who often adjusts at the rate of one person a minute.
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That marked depression was a separation of the spinous processes,
causing a lordosis curve, pinching nerves in the foramina.
Samuel Cooper
I  believe  no  modern  practitioner  now  ever  advises  supporting  the  spine  with
machinery,  on  the  supposition  of  there  being  any  dislocation;  an  error,  which
formerly prevailed.
The  cervical  vertebrae,  however,  not  having  such  extensive  articular  surfaces,
and  having  more  motion,  are  occasionally  luxated.  The  dislocation  of  the  head
from the first vertebra, and the first vertebra from the second, particularly the last
accident, is the most common; but luxations of the cervical vertebrae lower down,
though very rare, are possible.
Beck
Beck evidently recognized displacements of vertebrae, for he says:
The most important sign is the traumatic kyphosis produced by a displacement
of  the  spinous  process,  whereby  a  prominence  is  caused.  Sometimes  more  than
one vertebra is concerned.
Dunglison
Dunglisons  Dictionary  allows  Chiropractic  sunbeams  to  shine  on
page 1039, under two heads:
Spinal  irritation,  a  supposed  erethistic  state  of  the  spinal  cord,  indicated  by
tenderness on pressure over the spinous process of one or more vertebra, or  over
the nerves proceeding from the cord and distributed to the parts at the sides of the
spine.
Spinal localization, the designation of a particular part of the spinal cord as the
center of certain physiological functions or of muscular movements or reflexes.
Brodie
Mr. Brodies opinion, deduced from dissection:
In  many  instances,  caries  of  the  spine  has  its  origin  in  the  bodies  of  the
vertebrae  themselves,  which  are  liable  to  the  same  disease  of  the  cancellus
structure,  which  is  noticed  in  the  articulating  extremities  of  other  bones,  some
cases,  rest  in  a  horizontal  posture,  below  ground,  I  believe,  must  on  be  the
patients doom.
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Moore
Moore, speaking of torticollis, says:
Many cases have their origin at birth; the muscles may be  torn,  bones  may  be
broken or distorted, nerves may be injured.
Boyer
Many examples have happened in which one of the inferior oblique or articular
processes  of  a  cervical  vertebra  has  been  dislocated,  so  as  to  cause  a  permanent
inclination of the neck towards the side opposite to that of the displacement.
Howe
Howe  makes  mention  of  a  similar  case  caused  by  cervical  dis-
location, and describes it thus:
Some  years  ago  I  was  called  to  a  lady  who  had  her  head  drawn  forward.  The
contraction  had  wrenched  at  least  three  of  the  cervical  vertebrae  from  their
articulations, and greatly distorted two others.
We  have  observed  many  persons  with  a  stiff  neck,  drawn  to  one
side,  upon  arising  in  the  morning,  which  they  attribute  to  a  draft  or
lying  in  a  crooked  position.  These  conditions  being  acute,  and  their
cause slightly luxated articulate processes, usually right themselves.
Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper, with a physicians understanding, remarks:
Spontaneous displacements of the atlas may depend upon caries and scrofulus
disease of its articular surfaces, or upon an exostosis of its transverse process, or a
similar  tumor  growing  from  a  neighboring  portion  of  the  as  occipitis  or  petrous
portion  of  the  temporal  bone.  By  these  causes,  the  anterior  or  posterior  arch,  or
one of the sides of the atlas has been made to intercept a third, the half, and even
two-thirds  of  the  diameter  of  the  foramen  magnum.  Notwithstanding  the  very
remarkable  constriction  of  the  medulla  spinalis  thus  occasioned,  life  may  be
carried  on,  and  the  nutritive  functions  performed  sufficiently  well  to  afford  time
enough either for the exostoses to attain a large size, or for the ankylosis, binding
together the head and most of the cervical vertebrae, to acquire great solidity. The
atlas  is  never  found  free  and  distinct,  when  thus  displaced,  but  is  confounded  at
least with the os occipitis, and mostly with five or six of the subjacent  vertebrae.
Another interesting fact is that in cases of this description, the joint between atlas
and occiput is never the only one which is displaced and
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deformed, unless the disease be very slightly advanced; for the articulation of the
processus  dentatus  with  the  atlas,  and  sometimes  that  of  the  point  of  the  same
process  with  the  occiput,  are  considerably  affected.  Sometimes  the  processus
dentatus  and  the  occiput  retain  their  natural  position  with  respect  to  each  other,
and  the  atlas  alone  seems  to  be  displaced  between  them.  Sometimes  the  second
vertebra is out of its place with respect to the os occipitis in the same direction as
the  atlas,  but  in  not  so  great  a  degree.  Lastly  in  some  other  instances  the  two
vertebrae  are  twisted  in  opposite  directions,  as  for  instance  one  to  left,  other  to
right; or vice versa.
In the above, Cooper states that displacements of atlas depend upon
caries,  scrofulous  disease  of  its  articular  surfaces,  exostoses,  tumors,
or  an  ankylosis.  The  facts  are,  as  proved  by  the  science  of
Chiropractic,  that  by  the  displacement  of  the  atlas,  nerves  were
impinged  in  the  intervertebral  grooves,  above  and  below,  thereby
deranging  their  functions.  Remember,  diseased  conditions  are  but
effects  of  maladministration  of  nerves.  Instead  of  some  diseased
conditions  being  the  cause  of  others,  the  above  abnormalities  are  all
accounted for by the acts of nerves performed in an irregular manner.
A. T. Still
A  wrench  of  the  spinal  column  has  been  given  with  force  enough  to  slip  the
vertebral  articulations  and  inhibit  nerves.  We  should  remember  that  slipped  or
twisted vertebrae must be sought out and adjusted.
A. P. Davis
A. P. Davis, D.O., when describing a cervical treatment, says:
This movement should be done with caution so as not to dislocate the neck.
He also states in his valuable work on Osteopathy:
It  was  long  thought  that  the  dislocation  of  a  rib  was  responsible  for  all  the
mischief;  or  a  dislocated  hip,  or  a  slipped  vertebra  had  much  to  do  in  producing
disease  of  all  kinds;  but  the  intelligent  in  the  ranks  of  Osteopathy  are  ready  to
concede  the  cause  to  other  sources,  and  now  it  is  a  pretty  well  settled  fact  that
dislocation does not play such a role in the production of disease as formerly.
M. Roberts
M.  Roberts  makes  a  report  of  a  carpenter  who,  when  attempting  to
raise a heavy scaffolding pole, at a certain point being
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unable to sustain it any longer, received its weight upon his back. The
accident  was  immediately  followed  by  complete  paralysis  below  the
point injured. Dissection showed that the fifth was separated from the
sixth dorsal vertebra. There was no fracture of any process.
It is fitting to close this article by quoting from Bradford and Lovet.
On  page  45  is  a  cut  showing  reduction  of  displaced  vertebrae  by
Calot.  The  patient  is  lying  face  downward  on  a  bifid  table.  There  are
nine attendants, four of them each having a limb stretching the spine.
Five  surgeons  are  aproned,  one  of  whom  is  operating  with  his  bare
hands  on  the  back  of  the  boy,  while  the  rest  are  interested  observers.
This much I have read from the picture.
The worded explanation is:
Forcible  correction  of  the  deformity,  with  or  without  anaesthesia,  is  a  method
revived  in  recent  times  by  Chipault  of  Paris,  although  ordinarily  identified  with
the  name  of  Calot.  Chipault  operated  first  in  September,  1893,  reducing  the
deformity, wiring together the spinous processes on March 9, 1895. On December
22,  1896,  Calot  published  a  paper  on  the  method,  in  which  he  said  that  his  first
operation  dated  back  only  a  little  over  a  year.  The  priority  of  forcible  reduction
belongs  clearly  to  Chipault.  Wiring  the  spinous  processes  of  the  vertebrae  was,
however,  first  advocated  by  an  American,  B.  C.  Hadra,  in  a  paper  read  and
discussed  before  the  American  Orthopedic  Association  at  Washington,  Sept.  24,
1891.  The  method  has  been  largely  advocated  and  finds  a  place  in  modern
orthopedic treatment. It has been shown that this is not a proceeding attended with
as great a risk to life, either near or remote, as would have been supposed.
D. D. Palmer
D. D. Palmer has placed this much disputed question under the light
of  the  midday  sun.  He  has  developed  a  well  defined  science  that  has
no resemblance whatever to any therapeutical method. In fact it is not
therapeutical. The luxated vertebrae are replaced by hand adjustments,
these unique movements being unlike those used by any other school.
The Chiropractor adjusts any one or all of the 300 articular joints of
the  human  body,  but  more  especially  the  51  of  the  spinal  column.
They  use  the  long  bones  as  fulcrums  and  levers  to  replace  their
luxated joints. When adjusting the vertebrae, the processes are used.
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The  above  quotations  have  been  copied  from  books  in  our  library.
Their dates run from 1822 to 1900.
There  is  a  wide  difference  in  the  opinions  of  the  above  writers  on
spinal luxation.
Is  it  not  strange,  considering  the  Langworthy-Bohemian-Napravit
storm,  there  is  not  a  Bohemian  book,  or  some  other,  which  refers  to
Bohemian spinal adjustment?
D. D. Palmer does not and never has claimed that he discovered that
vertebrae  may  be  displaced  and  replaced.  To  prove  this  he  gives  the
above quotations. However, he is the first to draw the attention of the
public  to  the  difference  between  a  complete  luxation  known  to  the
medical  world  as  such,  and  a  subluxation  known  to  the  Chiropractor
as a displacement of the articular processes.
He  was  the  first  to  assert  that  any  or  all  vertebrae  were  liable  to  be
luxated,  before  or  at  birth,  in  youth  and  adult  age.  That  vertebrae  are
often  luxated  before  birth,  and  how  such  may  be,  has  not  yet  been
given out by any periodical. It was he who first expressed to the public
every Chiropractic idea. It was he who developed and systematized the
science which he has named Chiropractic.
He  was  the  first  person  to  adjust,  replace  vertebrae  by  the  unique
method  known  as  Chiropractic,  using  the  spinous  and  transverse
processes  as  handles,  placing  this  method  before  the  public  by  his
circulars and teachings. It was he who first made the statement that the
human  body  was  a  nerve  machine,  run  in  all  its  parts  by  nerves;  that
all diseases were abnormal functions made so by deranged nerves.
He  was  the  first  to  discover  and  affirm  that  the  body  is  heated  by
nerves and not by blood. Among the witnesses were O. G. Smith and
Minora C. Paxson.
He  was  the  first  to  set  forth  that  club-feet  and  other  prenatal
deformities were caused by intrauterine displacements of the vertebral
column; that these may be corrected by adjusting some one or more of
the 86 joints of the backbone.
He was the man who taught Langworthy, Smith, and Paxson how to
adjust vertebrae by hand, using the processes as handles, for which he
received from them $1,500 in cash. They now desire
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to steal this well earned credit, even if they have to turn it over to the
Bohemians  from  whom  they  could  have  learned  Chiropractic  under
the name of Napravit for nothing.
D. D. Palmer was the first man to discover that insanity was caused
by  displaced  cervical  vertebrae,  that  by  replacing  them  the  patient
could  be  restored  to  normal  condition.  Dr.  S.  M.  Langworthy  has
proof  of  this  in  the  change  wrought  in  his  wife  by  two  weeks
adjustments, for which he paid his friend D. D. Palmer $15.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 7, June,
1905 (46 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 4
The Story Of
THE PALMER FAMILY
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, a Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 9, August,
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The  first  of  the  Palmers  was  Sir  Ralph  le  Palmer.  Having
distinguished  himself  in  simple  combat  against  the  Saracens  in  the
Holy  Land,  he  received  the  knighthood  on  the  battlefield  by  the
surname.
Henceforth he bore the palm branch. It was, indeed, as a palmer that
he had gone to Palestine. There was a distinction between palmer and
pilgrim.  The  palmer  was  a  devotee.  He  spent  all  his  time  in  the
Crusades  or  visiting  holy  shrines.  A  pilgrim  returned  to  his  usual  life
as  soon  as  his  particular  expiatory  journey  was  finished.  The  pilgrim
laid aside his palm and cocker-shell; the palmer never discarded them.
He  also  wore  a  black  mantle,  with  St.  Peters  keys  wrought  in  red
upon the shoulder.
The origin of the  name  must,  therefore,  always  be  consecrated  with
memories  of  high  and  holy  purpose.  The  word  palmer  soon  passed
into  literature.  My  sceptre  for  a  palmers  walking  staff,  says
Shakespeare.
WHERE DO THE PALMERS LODGE,
I BESEECH YOU?
Another  quotation  from  the  same  source,  Where  do  the  palmers
lodge, I beseech you? was considered an appropriate line to use upon
the  invitations  sent  to  some  four  thousand  Palmers  for  the  first
meeting  of  the  family  association.  This  was  in  1879,  250  years  after
Walter  Palmer,  the  pilgrim,  came  to  New  World,  and  the  meeting
place  was  the  site  of  Walters  home  in  Stonington,  Connecticut.
Processions,  orations,  poems,  songs,  toasts,  and  feasting  made  up  the
program for the day. It was not a solemn occasion, one for weeping at
the tomb of dead and  gone  ancestors,  but  quite  the  contrary.  The  late
Courtlandt
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Palmer  of  New  York  started  the  fun  by  referring  to  the  tradition  that
Our common ancestor, Walter, was nine feet tall, and lived to be 150.
He  came  over  with  Christopher  Columbus  in  Her  Majestys  ship
Mayflower, and landed on the top of Plymouth Church. Whether fact
or fiction it was related of Walter that he, like others of his day, gave
the Indians trash, gewgaws and beads for lands, in place of cash.
Walters  wife  was  Rebecca  Short.  She  first  appears  upon  the  pages
of  the  family  history,  clad  in  a  simple,  homespun  gown,  with  shining
braids  of  hair,  flashing  her  beauty  upon  Walters  rugged  face,  till
words  and  smiles  and  blushes  interblending,  had  then,  as  now,  the
same delicious endinga wedding. This is simply a quotation taken
from the family history.
ULYSSES S. GRANT A PALMER
Ulysses  S.  Grant  was  a  lineal  descendent  of  Walter  Palmer.  Palmer
blood flowed in the veins of four governors of states, one member of a
cabinet,  and  jurists,  doctors  and  ministers  who  have  been  famous  in
their time.
Walter was not the first of the name in the New World. The pioneer
was William Palmer who came over in the Fortune, in 1621, the next
ship after the Mayflower.
THE PALMER PATRIOTS
Of  course,  the  Palmers  had  their  patriots.  Did  not  Joseph  Palmer
trample  the  Stamp  Act  underneath  his  feetfiguratively  speaking,  of
courseand spurn old Englands tax on tea? He was a member of the
Provincial Congress of 1774. He started out in the war as colonel and
ended  as  brigadier-general.  Did  not  Deacon  Stephen  Palmer  sign  the
association test, as it was called, binding himself, at the risk of life and
fortune, to oppose the hostile measures of the British?
The  family  has  its  tales  of  romance.  To  mention  only  one,  did  not
Ichobod,  the  fourth  of  Walter,  and  the  tallest,  strongest  man  in  town,
dash  through  the  waves  of  Narragansett  Bay  on  his  trusty  horse,  and
carry Betty Noyes away despite parental wrath and strategy?
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THE PALMER FAMILY
The  Palmers  of  note  are  legion,  but  in  a  brief  sketch  it  is  only
possible to mention three or four.  Samuel  Palmer  was  one  of  the  few
really  great  English  etchers.  John  Palmer  was  the  originator  of  the
Guarded coach for carrying the mail; before this Great Britain suffered
continual  losses  from  highway  robberies  of  mail  coaches.  One  of  the
greatest bridge builders in the United States was Timothy Palmer who
lived about the middle of the 18th century.
Representatives  of  the  family  in  England  are  Sir  Roundell  Palmer
and Dr. Edward Palmer, professor of Arabic at Cambridge, and one of
the first Oriental scholars in the world.
REPRESENTATIVES IN AMERICA
Representatives  in  America  are  Daniel  David  Palmer,  Discoverer
and  Developer  of  the  Principle  of  Chiropractic.  A  man  of  great
personality  and  individuality,  he  is  one  of  the  few  great  thinkers,  has
the determination to advance a line of thought, continue to develop it,
independent  enough  to  make  it  recognized  as  a  science.  Mrs.  Potter
Palmer of Chicago is a typical social leader of the new world. One of
the first in wealth in Chicago. The Palmer House was so named after
that branch of the family.
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HISTORY REPEATS
COAT OF ARMS
Forty-five  coats  of  arms  have  been  granted  to  the  Palmer  family  at
different  times.  The  one  reproduced  was  Geoffrey  Palmers.  He  was
created  baronet  in  1760.  The  arms  are  sable,  a  chevron  or  between
three crescents argent. It is to be noted that the crescents point upward.
Crest, a wivern or dragon, or armed and sangued gules. Motto, Palma
virtuti.  Another  favorite  motto  is  Palmam  qui  meruit  feratLet
him who has won it bear the palm.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, a Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 9, August,
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 5
The Story Of
A P.S.C. DINNER
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, a Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 11, October,
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Following clipping appeared in The Democrat and Leader, October
19, 1905:
GAVE A DINNER TO THE STUDENTS
D. D. Palmer Has a Penchant for
Sauerkraut and Oysters.
Students Also Fell in Line with a Will
Grateful Patient Gives Voluntary Testimony.
Wednesday afternoon, Dr. D. D. Palmer entertained the students of The Palmer
School of Chiropractic at a sauerkraut and oyster dinner at  his  home,  1518  Rock
Island Street.
The  occasion  proved  to  be  a  very  enjoyable  one  and  assembled  together  as
bright and intelligent a lot of students as can be found at any school.
Dr.  Palmer  has  a  penchant  for  sauerkraut  and  oysters.  He  believes  it  is  a  most
healthful  diet.  In  addition,  the  tables  were  laden  down  with  an  abundance  of  the
delicacies of the season and sauerkraut and oysters proved but a small portion  of
the menu.
Grateful Patient Present
Present  at  the  dinner  in  addition  to  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Palmer  and  the  score  of
students, was Mrs. Tillie Repine of Rock Island, a patient of Dr. Palmer.
That  Mrs.  Repine  was  overflowing  with  joy  and  happiness  was  plainly  written
upon her countenance and well she might feel this way, for she has been cured of
an  aggravated  case  of  cancer  of  the  breast  by  Dr.  Palmer.  Until  two  months  ago,
according  to  Mrs.  Repines  own  testimony,  given  voluntarily  in  the  presence  of
students  and  a  Democrat  representative,  she  was  a  sufferer  from  cancer.  She
became despondent and wished herself dead.
In despair she finally concluded to give Dr. Palmer a trial and after two months
adjustments is now well and happy and never felt better in her life.
Mrs. Repines appearance bears out her statement, in every particular, for she is
robust,  has  a  clear  complexion,  and  is  the  very  picture  of  health.  Moreover,  her
happiness is a joy to behold, for one may see in the  glance  of  her  eye  that  she  is
not only overflowing with happiness but also with gratefulness to  Dr.  Palmer  for
the wonderful cure he has effected in her case.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, a Monthly Journal, Vol. 1, No. 11, October
1905 (46 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 6
The Story Of
LOYALTY
By Mary Deneen
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 12, December,
1910, (41 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
When  I  was  called  upon  to  speak  this  evening,  I  could  have  made
many excuses, but did not for I realized what a privilege it was to each
and every one of us. But really it seemed hard to decide on a subject,
and  as  I  sat  here  in  clinic  day  after  day,  watching  the  sick  and
suffering,  and  listening  to  the  different  stories  they  had  to  tell  me,
some  coming  to  bid  me  goodbye,  with  their  eyes  full  of  tearsnot
because they were sick, but tears of joybecause they had not words
to express their happiness.
One lady said to me, I certainly hate to leave this place. Its been a
heaven to me, full of health and happiness, and you make me feel like
this  is  one  large  family,  full  of  filial  love.  I  have  not  felt  so  good  for
fifteen  years,  as  I  have  my  short  stay  here.  Then  others  coming  in,
sick and suffering, so that they could scarcely tell me their name, and
with  but  little  hope  of  ever  getting  any  better,  as  their  sentence  had
already  been  passed  upon  by  the  M.Ds.  And  only  a  short  time  was
given  them  to  prepare  for  death.  How  could  you  expect  them  to
believe  it  when  our  faculty  would  tell  them  they  could  soon  throw
their  crutches  away  and  go  rejoicing?  Each  patient  came  for  his
adjustment, each day I could see a changea wonderful change in the
expressionand  then  he  would  tell  me  how  well  he  had  rested  the
night before and how improved he was in so many ways. After a few
weeks passed that patient bid me goodbye with the same expression of
gratitude,  and  went  on  his  way  to  proclaim  the  glad  news  of
Chiropractic, as did the first.
At  such  time  I  could  not  express  my  feelings.  I  wanted  to  do
something for this grand science, but I could do so little; then a grand
thought came to me: I could at least be loyal and do all in my power to
help it along. Then I wondered if any of you ever
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LOYALTY
thot  what  that  word  Loyalty  meantand  more  to  the  Chiropractor
than to anyone else in the worldso I took Loyalty for my subject.
It is a word that is greatly abused in the business world. The fine old
word  Loyaltylike  Charityis  made  to  cover  a  multitude  of  sins.
In Bible or business personal Loyalty to ones employer is one of  the
ten  commandments.  To  be  loyal  is  set  down  as  the  prime  test  of
common decency. The man who fails in loyalty is a business leper and
only he who is loyal, and  at  personal  sacrifice,  can  hope  to  climb  the
golden stairs which lead to the heaven of unlimited income. All of this
contains more or less truth depending entirely upon the definition. On
one  side  stands  the  greedy  employer,  determined  to  get  the  most
possible  work  out  of  his  employee  for  the  least  possible  expense.  On
the  other  side  stands  the  lazy  employee  determined  to  get  the  most
possible  money  out  of  his  employer  for  the  least  expenditure  of
energy. Between the two, any talk of Loyalty is ridiculous.
Loyalty  is  a  virtue  to  be  cultivated  for  its  own  sake;  is  altogether
admirable.  We  should  cultivate  Loyalty  in  our  school  and  be  a  little
more  appreciative,  for  few  of  us  realize  what  a  privilege  we  have,  to
be  able  to  be  at  the  Fountain  Head  where  we  get  pure,  unadulterated
Chiropractic  teaching,  with  Dr.  Palmer  at  the  helm.  When  you  get
dissatisfied,  go  off  to  yourself;  think  things  over;  ask  yourself  some
questions.  Are  you  doing  your  best?  Can  you  do  more  than  you  are
doing? Have you done everything you ought to?
The  art  of  making  good  consists  not  only  of  being  satisfied  with
what you have got, but also  being  dissatisfied  with  the  way  you  have
taken  advantage  of  your  opportunities.  As  the  old  saying  goes,  You
can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink; you can lead
a fool to school but you cant make him think.
Our  faculty  can  teach  year  in  and  year  out.  But  if  we  dont  try  to
learn and gain knowledge in the science and our instructors,  we  need
never expect to know anything about the Science of Chiropractic. And
no  one  is  to  blame  but  ourselves.  So  get  busy,  be  a  booster,  throw
away that little hammer, study the science and know it. Keep Smiling
and you will profit by it.
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HISTORY REPEATS
The Chiropractor owes the first debt  to  Loyalty  to  himself.  Next,  to
the  developer  of  the  philosophy  and  art  of  the  greatest  science  the
world has ever known. It has been said great deeds produce great men,
and  it  can  be  easily  understood  that  Dr.  Palmer  is  the  Man  of  the
Hour and through  the  unceasing  efforts  of  that  one  man,  assisted  by
his  energetic  little  wife,  backed  by  the  fire  of  genius,  truth,  and
principle  of  this  great  and  grand  science,  has  been  and  is  being
developed, and he is a good example of Truth and Loyalty.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 12, December,
1910, (41 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 7
The Story Of
WHAT HAPPENED IN 1910FORTY
YEARS AGO
By Miss Ruth Hay
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 12, December,
1910 (41 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Mr.  Chairman,  Ladies  and  Gentlemen:  A  little  more  than  thirteen
years  ago,  my  mother  and  myself  came  back  to  the  home  of  my
childhood, a place about seventy-five miles from here, to visit. Among
my mothers  old  friends  who  came  to  see  us  there  was  David  Shirril,
who  had  just  before  been  to  Davenport  to  see  Dr.  Palmer.  This  Dr.
Palmer, Mr. Shirril told us, was a man with a new idea in regard to the
cause  of  disease,  the  theory  that  all  disease  was  caused  by  pressure
upon the spinal nerves in their passage out from the spine.
The idea appealed to me from the first. My father had always excited
considerable  adverse  comment  by  holding  that  man  is  essentially  an
immaterial  being,  and  that  the  material  form  we  call  ourselves  is  but
the  instrument  of  the  real  man,  superinduced,  that  the  man  may
perform uses in the material world.
So you see what an easy step it was from this idea to Chiropractic to
me. In fact it was only a SPECIFIC APPLICATION of the same idea.
So a few months later, my mother and I came to Davenport, arriving
very early in the morning, after an all nights journey, and were driven
to the corner of Second and Brady Streets, now the Bee Hive building.
Taking the elevator for fourth floor, we were met very cordially by Dr.
D. D. Palmer, who supplied us with a room  and  directed  us  where  to
procure our meals, and soon we had become a part of a large and very
pleasant household. This entire fourth floor was occupied by Dr. D. D.
Palmer as living rooms and offices, for his patients from out of town.
Each door had a panel of opaque glass and across it in large
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HISTORY REPEATS
black letters were the words, Dr. Palmer. Each window also had the
same black lettering. This little peculiarity has a history.
There  were  at  that  time  quite  a  number  of  people  in  the  house.  Of
them all  I  have  never  seen  but  one  for  many  years;  that,  of  course,  is
our Dr. Palmer. Of him I saw little at that time, but at a later visit I
became  better  acquainted.  But  most  of  these  people  it  would  be
impossible for me to forget. There was Mr. Snow,  the  cancer  patient,
spending his last days on earth doing kindness to anyone in need of a
helping  hand.  There  was  ambiguous  little  Mrs.  Bets,  whose  college
course which she had undertaken with her husband at Mt. Vernon had
to be passed here at a sanitarium instead. She had a shy little daughter
of three years who was very lonely while her mother was so busy with
her  school  work,  but  too  shy  to  make  friends  with  most  of  the
strangers  around  her.  But  she  made  an  exception  in  my  case  and,
much  to  my  delight,  clung  to  me  almost  constantly.  Then  there  was
dear, sweet Miss French in her wheel chair and on her crutches, whose
childhood had been spent in India. She would wheel her chair around
to  the  piano  and  sing  for  us.  She  sang  that  sweet  hymn,  I  Shall  See
Him  Face  to  Face.  The  first  time  I  ever  heard  it  she  told  me  the
touching  story  of  its  blind  authoress,  Fannie  Crosby.  Then  there  was
Mrs.  Hayes  from  Oskaloosa,  Iowa,  so  thankful  because  her  eye  and
probably her life had been saved. And Mrs. Fayette, of Fayette, Iowa,
who  had  been  an  invalid  eleven  years  and  at  this  time  gained  her
health. One of her troubles was cancer.
Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  was  a  man  much  shorter  than  Dr.  B.  J.  Palmer,
wearing even longer hair and beard, and like our doctor, very fond of a
joke.  He  informed  us  that  the  post  office  just  then  was  doing  a
rushing business and by going promptly we could get thirteen postage
stamps  for  a  cent  and  a  quarter.  We  often  saw  him  rush  up  to  a
person  and  tell  them  that  he  could  change  the  color  of  the  stripes  on
the  oval  agate  watch  charm  he  wore.  Just  at  that  moment  something
would always interrupt him and he would rush away saying, Ill show
you in a minute. He always rushed and when one wanted to see him
he would be directed from room to room where he had last been seen.
We called him a flee, because he was so hard to catch. Soon he would
come rushing back and say, See? Its blue now. Next time he would
turn it red, then perhaps green.
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The  halls  and  at  least  one  large  room  were  filled  with  tanks  of  the
most  beautiful  gold  fish  of  various  varieties.  This  reminds  me  of
another  joke.  Back  in  a  dark  part  of  the  house  was  an  ever-closed
door. Not locked, I guessed, but it did not need to be. No patient ever
went near it. In that room we often heard much pounding, hammering,
and sawing. If anyone became curious and mentioned it to the doctor,
he would say, Oh! did you hear that? Well, people say that is where
my  son  and  I  make  coffins  for  all  the  people  who  come  here.  Then
nothing  could  induce  him  to  tell  any  more.  A  joke  explained  is  no
longer a joke, but I must say that when we saw the shipments of gold
fish  go  out  with  their  carefully  crated  glass  globes,  we  felt  that  the
mystery was explained.
THE  POLICY  OF  DR.  D.  D.  PALMER,  AS  SOME  OF  YOU
HAVE  HEARD  DR.  PALMER  STATE,  WAS  TO  KEEP  EVERY-
THING  ABOUT  CHIROPRACTIC  IN  AN  ATMOSPHERE  OF
DARKNESS  AND  MYSTERY.  RIGHT  HERE  IS  STRONGLY
MARKED  ONE  OF  THE  MANY  WIDE  DIFFERENCES  IN  THAT
DAY  AND  THIS.  HOW  GREAT  ONLY  THOSE  WHO  HAVE
SEEN  BOTH  CAN  KNOW  THEM.  INFOLDED  IN  MYSTERY
AND  DARKNESS  IN  EVERY  PARTICULAR,  AND  NOW,  SO
FAR  AS  I  HAVE  LEARNED,  THERE  IS  NOT  ONE  DARK  OR
HIDDEN  CORNER  ABOUT  THE  WHOLE  CHIROPRACTIC
INSTITUTION.  DO  YOU  KNOW  WHAT  THIS  CHANGE  MUST
HAVE  COST  OUR  LEADER?  IT  MEANS  BREAKING  DOWN
THE  WALLS  OF  ENVIRONMENT,  LAYING  A  NEW
FOUNDATION  AGAINST  ADVICE  AND  PRECONCEIVED
IDEAS,  STEPPING  OUT  OF  THE  DARKNESS  INTO  THE
UNCONFINING  LIGHT  AND  OPENNESS.  HOW  MANY  OF  US
ARE  CAPABLE  OF  FOLLOWING  OUR  LEADER  AND  HOW
MANY OF THE CAPABLE ONES ARE WILLING TO FOLLOW?
AT  A  TIME  A  LITTLE  LATER  THAN  THIS  I  OFTEN  HEARD
THAT DR. PALMER  SAID  NO  PERSON  HAD  EVER  SEEN  HIM
GIVE  AN  ADJUSTMENT,  OR  EVER  WOULD  SEE  HIM  GIVE
ONE.  HOW  DIFFERENT  NOW  WHEN  THE  DOCTOR  MUST
URGE US TO LET NO STRANGER LEAVE THE CLINIC UNTIL
WE HAVE TOLD HIM ALL WE CAN ABOUT CHIROPRACTIC.
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THIS RULE OF ABSOLUTE SECRECY WAS NOT ENFORCED
IN MY OWN CASE; LARGELY, I SUPPOSE, BECAUSE WHEN I
TOOK  MY  OWN  DEAR  INVALID  MOTHER  INTO  THE
ADJUSTING ROOM I ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO LEAVE.  SO
AFTER  THIS  WHEN  I  COULD  BE  OF  ANY  ASSISTANCE  TO
THE DOCTOR HE ALLOWED ME TO BE PRESENT.
The adjustment of that day was quite different from the present. We
called them treatments then. There were two adjustment rooms, and
in  each  was  a  long,  low,  hard  bench  covered  with  oil  cloth  and  very
scantily padded. At that time I do not remember that anything else was
used.  But  at  my  visit  less  than  three  years  later  there  were  cushions
and  pads  used  beneath  the  body  of  the  patient.  One  I  remember  in
particular was a large strong bag filled with gunshot.
I  gained  the  idea  at  that  time,  and  still  think  I  am  right,  that  the
adjustment was given, not with the pisiform bone as a point of contact,
but with the thick part of the thumb-side of the palm. This was to form
a  broad  cushion  to  prevent  any  slipping  of  the  hand  injuring  the
patient. The ideas of the various patients as to what the doctor really
did to their backs, out of their sight, were amusing. Some were sure he
used  his  knees.  Some  said  he  used  his  foot.  Some  declared  he  thrust
his thumb deep into their back.
Of course, I know that all I saw were given with some portion of the
palm  of  the  hand.  Still  I  have  never  been  ready  to  say  that  all  these
various opinions were wrong. For, of course, nothing in Chiropractic
was in a settled state at that time.
About three years later, I again visited Second and Brady Streets, at
that  time  the  only  place  in  the  world  where  Chiropractic  adjustments
were given. The doctor greeted me in his characteristic way, and in  a
few minutes came rushing back to me to ask if I was still missed, and
before  long  was  again  telling  me  of  the  wonderful  bargains  down  at
the post office. At this time I saw more of the young son, our Doctor
B.J., as he was then around school and pursuing the very useful, if not
very remunerative occupation of clerk in the basement of the St. Onge
store where the Bee Hive now is.
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I wish I might give you a little insight into the boyhood of Dr. B. J.
Palmer,  as  I  saw  it  at  that  time.  But  I  feel  that  this  is  a  matter  too
intimately personal to him for me to speak plainly as I must if I speak
at all. But I am sure that if I were to do so there is not one here who
would not have a deeper sympathy and broader regard for the leader
in Chiropractic of today. I never realized his utter loneliness until one
day he came in bringing a little stray dog he had found in the streets
and  humbled  himself  to  beg  of  one  he  knew  to  be  his  enemy,  the
privilege  of  keeping  the  wretched  little  dog  as  his  own.  I  saw  in  this
act the real need of the intimate affection which comes to most people
without  the  asking.  I  may  add  that  he  did  not  get  the  privilege  he
sought. He was at that time very unjustly being kept out of his rightful
place by his fathers side in the advancement of Chiropractic.
At  that  time  he  said  a  few  words  to  me  upon  this  subject  which  I
shall  never  forget.  So  nearly  as  I  can  repeat  them,  they  were:
CHIROPRACTIC HAS A FUTURE AS A POWER IN THE WORLD,
AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT A POWER IN THE WORLD. I AM
ONLY A BOY NOW AND I MUST BIDE MY TIME. CHIROPRACTIC
IS  MY  INHERITANCE  AND  WHEN  MY  TIME  COMES  I  SHALL
HAVE IT.
He  came  into  his  inheritance,  as  we  know,  and  we  have  evidence
today what use he has made of it. He has not hidden his ten talents but
hath gained other ten talents with them.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 12, December,
1910 (41 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 8
The Story Of
EXTEMPORANEOUS AND
COMPLIMENTARY ADDRESS DELIVERED
AT THE PSC, MARCH 7, 1910FORTY-ONE
YEARS AGO
By George W. Scott, Mayor of Davenport
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 3, March,
1910 (41 years ago). Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
I am  bewildered  and  surprised.  I  usually  can  talk  any  place  where  I
land  on  my  feet,  but  I  acknowledge  this  afternoon  that  I  am
overwhelmed  with  surprise.  I  have  never  had  the  honor  and  the
pleasure of visiting this institution before, and I did not know anything
of  the  magnitude  of  it,  nor  did  I  realize  that  there  was  such  a  large
student  body  here  attending  upon  this  institution,  nor  did  I  know
hardly  anything  of  the  features  of  this  clinic.  Although  I  knew
something of the good work that was being done here and the growth
that  this  institution  had  made  in  the  past  four  years,  yet  I  had  never
given the matter more than passing thought until this afternoon.
A few days ago I had my attention drawn to it when I saw the future
plans of this institution in regard to erecting an eight-story building on
this  hill.  I  said  to  Dr.  Brown,  here,  whom  I  have  known  for  several
years,  that  I  was  going  to  come  up  some  day  and  see  this  institution
and he gave me an invitation to come whenever I felt like it, and this
afternoon  my  friend  Jake  Nabstedt  said,  Come  up  with  me  to  the
clinic this afternoon. I hesitated for a minute about making this move
at this time, for, as you know, I am in politics, and it behooves a man
to  be  very  careful  what  he  says  (laughter),  and  I  thought  I  had  better
postpone  it;  but  I  am  privileged  and  I  am  pleased,  as  the  executive
head of the city, to see this institution flourish and grow.
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I  have  heard  of  a  great  many  good  things  that  have  been  done  here
and  while  I  have  not  been  in  touch  with  the  institution  to  any  great
extent I have extended many favors to the student body in the last two
or three years, and I am gratified to be here this afternoon and to lend
a  word  of  encouragement  to  you  who  have  come  to  our  city  to  learn
the  science  to  which  you  are  devoting  your  time,  and  I  want  to
congratulate  the  president  of  this  institution  upon  the  fine  body  of
students  I  see  before  me  this  afternoon  and  upon  the  unprecedented
success  this  institution  has  made  since  he  has  taken  charge  of  it.  I
understand, of course, that he will expect some criticism from some of
the old school. In fact, you would naturally expect that.
Whenever  there  has  been  an  invention  in  this  country  that  ran
contrary to some old idea, there was opposition to it. I remember as a
boy  on  the  farm  that  when  the  first  self-binder  came  into  our
community there was a great furore that it would throw all the men out
of  employment  and  that  the  men  would  have  to  leave  the  community
and go some place else for work, and one morning there was a rumor
that went through the community, as by an  electric  flash,  that  over  in
the  woods  there  had  been  some  men  and  boys  that  had  taken  a
machine apart and had hung some of it in the tops of trees and some of
it  was  never  found,  as  a  rebuke  to  a  man  who  had  bought  a  modern
machine to do his farming with; and yet today, nearly forty years since
that event,  you  go  out  into  any  farming  community  and  you  will  find
every farmer harvesting his grain with a self-binding machine, and the
truth  is  that  you  cannot  find  enough  men  upon  the  farms  to  do  the
ordinary labor.
I  appreciate  the  fact  that  in  starting  a  new  school  dealing  with  the
human  body,  such  as  the  founder  of  this  institution  is  doing,  that  he,
perhaps, has heard the words of criticism and sometimes they, to him,
have seemed very bitter, but after a while, after that course of criticism
is gone and things get back into the normal condition again, so far as
public talk is concerned, then the public generally come around with a
point  of  recognizing  that  there  has  been  an  advancement  in  that
particular  field  of  work.  So  I  say,  today  in  this  institution  it  has
probably passed through the same experience as the simple fact that I
have just rehearsed to you.
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As executive head of this city, I am proud of another thing in seeing
this institution flourish. I love my city. I think we have the best city in
the State of Iowa, and not excelled by any in the United States. This is
the  home  of  a  happy  and  prosperous  people,  and  anything  that  will
cause  it  to  grow,  make  it  a  better  place  to  live  in,  encourage  it  to
expand, building and growth of schools in any field of  endeavor,  is  a
good  thing  for  this  city,  and  I  am  proud  to  say  that  among  the
institutions  of  this  city  that  have  grown  and  become  a  recognized
factor  of  the  city  is  this  dear  old  school  here  this  afternoon,  and  as  a
citizen and a mayor of the city I am proud of the fact.
I  dont  know  as  I  could  say  anything  to  the  student  body  this
afternoon  that  would  interest  you.  I  am  not  going  to  touch  upon
anything  local,  for  I  realize  you  are  most  of  you  from  abroad.  While
this  institution  is  prospering  and  flourishing  or  in  the  heyday  now  of
its  youth  and  is  about  to  expand  and  go  into  a  new  building  where  it
can  accommodate  a  larger  body  of  students,  I  am  sure  that  every  tax
payer  will  welcome  it  when  he  learns  of  the  prospects  of  this
institution and its intentions for the future. The people of this city are
particularly hospitable to strangers. They are proud of their city. There
are  no  people  in  any  municipality  anywhere  in  this  Union  that  are
prouder of their home city than the people of Davenport. They love to
see it develop and grow and expand.
I  am  not  going  to  say  anything  more,  because  if  I  started  talking  it
might be like the other day when I went up to a colored church and I
never  saw  so  many  widows  and  widowers.  When  a  man  arrives  at  a
certain  stage  of  life  in  years  he  finds  it  his  duty  to  hitch  on  to  her
wagon  and  drive  down  the  lane  of  life  with  her,  and  I  told  those
colored  people  that,  and  I  talked  so  long  trying  to  drive  this  point
home that it was ten oclock and you could smell the viands from the
table  in  the  next  room;  and  I  said,  The  next  audience  I  get  to  I  will
keep track of my watch and let somebody else talk.
When you walk through the many departments of this institution and
see the amount of capital that is invested in the things that you use in
your study, you must be, as I have been on a short visit this afternoon,
absolutely  convinced  of  the  good  that  this  institution  can  do  you.  I
trust that you students are true
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to your professors.  I  can  look  back  upon  those  old  college  professors
whom  I  thought  severe  when  I  was  in  school  as  the  most  valued
friends I have had in life. Be true and faithful to your teachers in this
institution,  and  if  things  dont  go  as  fast  as  you  think  they  should,
remember education is not gotten and received in a day. It  takes  time
to  receive  an  education.  The  very  fundamental  roots  of  that  word
education do not mean that the mind is a receptacle and you can cram
things in and absorb them in after years. You have got to put hours in
on  recitations  and  study,  and  if  you  have  any  severe  thoughts  about
your teachers, kindly lay them away and after you have been out in the
field ten or fifteen years you will look back and say they were the best
friends you had in your life.
I  wish  you  success  in  your  school  days  here  and  that  when  you  go
away from this institution carrying a diploma that you may carry with
you  to  your  new  home  pleasant  recollections  of  your  stay  in
Davenport, pleasant recollections of the institution that has helped you
to  learn  your  profession,  and  that  you  will  look  back  at  your  stay  in
Davenport as a happy and pleasant stay.
I  thank  you  for  taking  up  your  time  and  I  offer  an  apology  for
appearing on the rostrum. I want to congratulate you students upon the
zeal you show here to your institution.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 3, March
1910 (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 9
The Story Of
B.J.s REMINISCENCES
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 12, December,
1910, (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Ive put in some weeks in a motor and feasted my eye upon scenes;
Ive  been  a  bag-checker,  grip-toter,  and  squandered  in  travel  my
means; Ive been a conspicuous bummer and gone on some kind of a
trip,  because  its  the  fashion  each  summer  to  give  solid  comfort  the
slip; Ive traveled over geysers and fountains and everything there was
to see; Ive slid over canons and mountains until I was sore as I could
be; Ive rained a whole deluge of quarters till all my substance is spent
on  waiters  and  pursers  and  porters  who  dogged  me  wherever  I  went;
Ive  folded  my  legs  up  in  sleepers  and  lived  for  three  months  in  a
trunk,  and  joined  the  grand  army  of  weepers  who  cry  over  ruins  and
junk;  Ive  croaked  like  the  storied  Poe  raven  oer  persons,  cabs,
guides, and hotel; Ive gone for a week all unshaven and worn unclean
linens  as  well;  Ive  stood  in  the  hot  sun  and  sweltered;  Ive  battled
mosquito  and  flea;  Ive  stood  on  some  ships  deck  unsheltered  and
raved like a loon at the sea. And first when the sight of Home blessed
me,  I  quite  forgot  about  Rome,  but  Ill  tell  you  one  thing  that
impressed mehow blessed it is to be Home!
Ive gone quite four days without eating because there was so much
to  see;  Ive  heard  every  kind  of  a  greetingFrench,  German,  Dutch,
Dago, Chinee; Ive been pasted all over with labels to show the world
where  Ive  been;  Ive  raved  over  doorways  and  gables,  brass
candlesticks, junk and old tin; Ive walked till my feet were all blunted
in  doing  some  sightseeing  spurt,  and  then  I  have  hunted  and  hunted
my  luggage  all  thru  for  a  shirt;  Ive  been  checked,  inspected,  and
branded,  been  ticketed,  punched,  marked  and  weighed;  Ive  been
shipped  and  cargoed  and  landed,  held  up,  shaken  down,  and  o.kd;
Ive read all the timetables printed; I know all the currents and charts;
I know
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how  all  tickets  are  tinted  and  when  every  ship  and  train  starts.  And  I
now  tell  you  with  some  sadness  that,  after  the  dust  and  the  foam,
theres  one  place  youll  find  peace  and  gladness,  one  place  in  the
worldand thats Home!
Ive bought enough fathoms of tickets to sound all the depths of the
sea;  Ive  been  pushed  thru  turnstile  and  wicket,  more  ever  than  I
thought  could  be;  Ive  jostled  and  crowded  and  clamored  for
schedules, boats, trains, cabs and cars; Ive pushed and Ive thrust and
Ive  hammered,  been  punched,  knocked  about  and  seen  stars;  Ive
been  just  a  poor,  weary  sinner,  all  worn  out  in  body  and  brain,  who
grabbed up a sandwich for dinner and rushed out to catch a new train;
Ive been stepped upon and run over in rushing for this car or that by
some  more  demoniac  rover,  and  gone  for  the  count  to  the  mat;  Ive
been  up  the  busses  and  towers  with  all  the  sightseeing  rubes;  Ive
roamed  thru  old  ruins  for  hours  and  shot  thru  the  underground  tubes.
And when the last spasm is ended, when all of the tickets are punched;
when  every  last  coupon  is  rendered  and  every  last  sandwich  is
munched,  Ive  come  home  all  worn  out  and  weary,  all  blistered  and
covered with grime, and cried with untruthfulness cheery: Oh my, but
we had a good time!
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 12, December,
1910, (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 10
The Story Of
SYMBOLS OF CHIROPRACTIC
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 4, April,
1910 (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
In this issue of THE CHIROPRACTOR, we present two views, each
symbolizing a foundation corner-stone of Chiropractic.
EVOLUTION shows a Universal matter surrounded by  Universal
Intelligence,  which  is  divisible  into  a  Philosophy  (WHY?),  Science
(HOW?),  and  Art  (DOING).  The  nearer  to  matter,  the  more
condensed is intelligence into a form where we recognize its presence.
We  can  comprehend  art  more  than  we  can  the  reason  why.  Standing
upon this Universal gathering is an Axis, symbolical of the turning to
right  or  left  so  as  to  face  all  directions.  Resting  upon  this  axis  is  a
heroic  figure  of  LIFE,  individualized  by  B.  J.  Palmer  in  the  hands  of
the  artist.  An  Atlas,  in  the  hands  of  this  Chiropractor,  is  being  so
balanced  or  adjusted  that  it  will  cause  the  100  per  cent  of  Universal
Mind or Intelligence, thus restoring harmony to the man as well as the
world.  This  is  symbolical  of  the  fundamental  principle  of  WHAT
CHIROPRACTIC IS.
PROGRESS  shows  WHAT  CHIROPRACTIC  CAN  DO,  is
doing,  and  will  continue  to  do  so  long  as  there  is  anything  of  that
character  to  do.  The  heroic  figure  of  Life  (just  coming  over  the
horizon  of  the  globepersonified  also  by  the  artist  as  B.  J.  Palmer)
represents Health, Strength, StabilityPROGRESS. The brightness of
the  Chiropractic  sun  is  behind  this  figure.  Here  again  we  have  the
dominant  thot  of  Universal  Matter  and  Mind  together.  Chiropractic
(Life)  in  all  its  Strength  and  Progress  raises  his  Left  Hand  and
commands  DEATH  to  leave  the  suffering,  sick,  ailing,  weak,
despondent, and dependent woman. With his right hand he has broken
the  shackles  of  serfdom  to  dis-ease,  reaches  forth  to  assist  the
down-trodden  to  arise.  This  emaciated  figure  is  slowly  and  gradually
being raised from the slough of despondency and eventually will stand
on a par with her deliverer.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 4, April,
1910 (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 11
The Story Of
CYCLES
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 8, August,
1910 (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
It  is  not  customary  or  proper  for  any  lecturer  to  start  by  making
exusesand  we  seldom  do.  While  speaking,  we  had  a  feeling  which
seldom  gets  the  best  of  us,  and  that  briefly  is:  How  many  of  you
appreciate what it means to be in school work; what we are giving up
of the worlds goods to continue this work? No one can appreciate last
ten years of our life so  much  as  those  who  have  been  closest  to  it;  to
be dogged night and day as if a demon were driving you desperately to
a certain issue; to live the life of a slave, physically and mentallyour
life is not our own. It has been devoted to a grander cause, and yet we
wonder why we should continue to live the life we do.
We would not have spoken of this at this time if it were not for one
accusation  tonight  which  cut  deeply.  Our  life  is  that  of  an  altruist  in
thots,  words,  and  actions.  We  are  a  believer  and  a  teacher  in
humanitarian interests, yet on top of demonstrations in years pastin
spite  of  spirit  shown,  we  are  accused  tonight  of  doing  all  this  FOR
MONETARY REASONS.
Nothing  will  so  much  dull  our  attempts,  stifle  and  discourage  our
progress,  as  to  accuse  us  of  being  a  money  god.  To  accuse  us  of
living for money is to crush our very attempts to do more.
In the life of every one is the desire for gain, the selfishness of every
beast,  and  it  is  hard  enough  to  down  that  by  lone  efforts,  without
accusations  of  others,  especially  when  you  know  you  have  lived
otherwise.
Encourage  the  altruistGod  knows  there  are  few  enough  truthful
ones.  Advise  and  assist  the  humanitarian,  for  there  are  few  enough
who,  in  the  depths  of  their  minds,  think  more  of  their  brother  than
themselves.
We can only answer that by saying that there is not one year of our
life  now,  but  that,  should  it  be  devoted  to  patient-getting  alone,  we
could easily lay by not less than $100,000. We know
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we possess certain faculties not possessed by everyone, and we realize
we are now directing those to a school end,  yet  were  they  directed  to
the end for money, we could easily lay by the amount stated.
We  take  a  student  in  at  this  school,  work  with  him  for  hours  every
day-good, hard, solid working hours, into which we put forth every bit
of  ingenuity  we  possess  to  give  him  something  new  in  a  changeable
form  and  broader  viewpoint.  We  do  this  for  twelve  solid  months,  for
$100.  This  equals  a  trifle  over  4  cents  per  hour.  On  reverse,  we  can
take one patient, give him an adjustment which takes but a minute, and
charge him $25 for one weeks servicesix minutes. We have refused
hundreds, at that figure, for our private attention.
Today  our  personal  services  are  available  only  in  Open  Clinic,  for
$1.00  per  weekno  more.  This  is  a  privilege  accorded  to  rich  and
poor  alike.  That  is  altruism.  We  want  poor  man  to  get  best,  same  as
rich  man,  and  we  want  all  to  get  it  in  same  place  in  same  manner.
Money  never  made  us  think  more  of  one  mans  pains  than  anothers.
We  are  now  delivering  health  to  more  than  250  patients  daily  in  our
clinic, and they are all getting it at that price. When they get well, does
it do us good? Watch the smiles on our face and read what we think!
Frankly speaking, many a meal goes by when we dont get enough to
eat  not that we  do  not  have  it,  but  we  love  the  work  so  much  that
we save on one end to add to another.
We  like  to  keep  our  brain  and  mind  active  so  that  we  can  study
ideas, work them out, elucidate them. All of this we can do best when
our stomach is emptytherefore we do not eat much when we desire
to study, and that is nearly all the time. That is neither here nor there,
but we need the few paltry dollars to a better end; yet we are accused
of  being  a  money  godworking  for  money.  We  put  in  weeks,
months,  and  years,  night  and  day,  laboring  to  deduce  something  by
which  the  world  will  be  the  benefactor.  It  is  true  that  this  age  of  the
world does  not  imprison,  flog,  whip,  and  starve  its  discoverers,  but  it
is  also  true  that  the  tongues  of  its  enemies  are  not  silent,  and  even
sometimes its apparent friends are its most bitter accusers and trouble
brewers. We speak of this more to show that there are more monetary
possibilities in other lines should we wish them, but our actions speak
for themselves.
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We  will  continue  as  we  have  been  doing,  thereby  showing  you  our
determination  towards  helping  the  world  has  not  been  altered;  but
sometimes this unappreciative form and way of doing things does not
assist  but  often  dampens  ardor  of  a  sincere  worker;  and  only  by
process of growth can he overcome the effects thus made.
We are not in best of trim to start Cycles, but will do the best we
can.
Everywhere  in  history  of  the  world  there  has  been  a  problem;  an
enigma  has  existed  in  theology,  psychology,  physics,  metaphysics,
physiology,  and  that  problem  has  been  the  stumbling  block  of  the
world. It is the stupefier Darwin and Heckel met when trying to evolve
the theories of man. So far as we know, it has always been the worlds
greatest question.
Most  all  that  theology  has  said  is  good.  Works  of  physiology
represent time and  laborall  to  no  end.  We  say  to  no  end  because
there  has  not  been  any  practical  conclusion  to  any  of  the  theories
advanced.
In  history  of  the  world,  there  are  hundreds  of  religionsmany
interpretations  of  one  thing.  Look  over  vast  number  of  conditions
being studied and, after all, there are but twomatter and force. Man
but  studies  different  quantities  of  one  compared  with  different
quantities  of  other  as  they  are  found  together,  as  they  are  in  his
philosophy.
We  are  primarily  interested  in  quantities  of  matter  and  force  that
compose  man,  various  kinds  of  men,  and  why.  Man  is  what  we  deal
with  mostly,  but  we  wonder  how  many  of  your  Chiropractors  have
tried to apply philosophy to things outside of man. How many are able
to  apply  even  slightest  intelligence  to  man,  without  looking  outside?
We advise you at this time to forget there ever was anything outside of
man,  until  you  have  solved  man  first.  Get  yourself  set  straight,  and
then  you  will  be  able  to  see  past,  present,  and  future  of  other  things.
Without a knowledge of yourself, you cannot understand other units.
Does  medical  or  other  therapeutical  knowledge  classify  your  force
and matter and tell where each starts from, goes to, or how it does and
why? If they do not consider intelligent force, and
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that is what you have, then how can you expect to study force plus the
matter? You know well that matter is studied from morn till night, but
is it studied in relation with force that goes with it?
There is but ONE force, ONE intelligence whom we all respect, and
in  common  parlance  God  is  Its  name;  yet  when  pinned  down  to  an
actual reality, the word God is but a name coined to express a feeling
of  admiration,  respect,  awe,  belief,  or  thankfulness  in  something
unseen,  unheard,  and  unrealized.  You  know  that  something  of  that
character  does  exist  because  it  is  everywhere  observable  and  not
observable,  seen  and  unseen,  heard  and  not  heard,  all  present  and
never  present.  It  is  immaterially  seen  because  the  material  things  it
works  with  are  seen  to  change.  It  is  heard  because  the  things  from
which  it  makes  itself  heard  are  visible.  It  is  present  because  your
mental  faculties  say  it  is;  yet  you  could  not  prove  its  presence  thru
science or artonly thru things it materializes.
In all studies, it is necessary to lay a foundation, and we know of no
better, in the beginning,  than  to  assume  that  for  every  atom  of  matter
there had to be an atom of force to move it. ATOM OF MATTER are
proper  words  to  use  together.  Atom  of  force  is  a  wrong
combination.  Atom  applies  only  to  materialities;  yet  we  use  it  in  this
sense as an expressive word of equal balancing quantities, quantity of
one  being  same  as  quantity  of  other.  It  would  take  one  atom  of  force
one second of time to move one atom of matter one degree of height;
yet  this  thot  expresses  nothing  because  it  is  getting  to  a  minute
pin-point  difference.  But  build  up  the  reality  when  there  are  MANY
units  of  matter  and  many  units  of  force  working  together,  and  you
have  an  amoeba  taking  definite  form,  specific  shape,  and
approximately performing a definite work.
Take a definite quantity of materials with an equal quantity of force,
move  them  in  a  certain  space  of  time,  in  a  precise  degree  or  distance
of height or length, and you have an animal. Given a large quantity of
matter  and  a  larger  quantity  of  force,  and  a  greater  plasticity  with
greater  freedom  of  movement,  greater  processes  of  adaptability,  and
you  have  MEN.  Sciences  do  not  consider  forces  in  lesser  quantities
than  noticed  in  electricity  today.  We  met  a  contingency  for  which
there were no ex-
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pressive  terms  and  we  coined  a  word  which  would  carry  our  idea  of
one  force  unit  to  show  that  it  took  one  unit  of  force  to  act  upon  one
tissue  cell,  and  we  called  that  a  forun  coined  from  the  first  three
letters of force and first two of unit.
Man  is  but  a  compilation  and  a  convolution  of  foruns  moving  thru
matter. We hesitate to say that the animal is equal to us, yet work and
education  have  taken  us  to  a  point  where  we  can  look  any  animal  in
the  face  and  call  him  brother  or  sister.  We  can  see  in  a  cow  same
things  that  make  us.  We  can  see  nothing  in  a  horse  that  is  not  in  us.
Animal  kingdom  is  mirror  thru  which  man  sees  superior  man.  You
will think we are quite farfetched, yet there is only one thing in which
he  differswe  have  what  is  called  an  educated  mind.  Present  day
education  leads  man  to  a  larger  education  and  smaller  Innate.
Chiropractic  adjustments  of  present  and  future  will  return  man  to  his
full Innate self.
If we have in both brains one million brain cells, then horse or cow
has  same  number.  But  you  say,  We  accomplish  things  which  no
animal  canwhy?  Simple  enough.  By  process  of  segregation  and
separation,  we  have  been  able  to  divide  a  portion  of  the  one  million
cells into an educated brain, utilizing a part of Innate brain to a more
or less exclusive purpose, separate and apart from that of Innate brain,
and  we  claim  that  by  strengthening  one  phase  of  our  makeup  and
weakening another, we are greater than animals.
By  comparison,  tho,  there  is  no  Innate  function  that  exists  in  your
body but what exists in animals in a stronger, more dominant  degree.
By  process  of  discrimination  or  separation,  you  have  accomplished
nothing; for while you gain in one you lose in another, balance being
equal so far as a total is concerned, yet unequal in not being complete
halves.
Illustration: One  man  may  weigh  200  pounds,  yet  he  may  have  150
pounds on one side and 50 on other; whereas, to be normal, it should
be equal. What you add to one side of your mental ledger you lose on
other. Environment is mother of adaptability. Educated brain is Innate
minds  loss.  That  is  why  today,  instinctively,  animal  exists  greater
than we.
In our finiteness, we cannot talk without words; yet animals, in their
infinite instinctiveness are talking great distances
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without  communication  in  words  or  by  gutteral  sound.  What  appears
to be, in your educated minds, a gain over the animal, is no sum total
addition  so  much  as  individualization  of  segregated  parts.
Consequently,  we  can,  in  all  deference,  look  at  cow  and  say,  Good
morning, sister.
We  have  but  touched  upon  possibilities  of  greatest  movement  the
world  is  going  to  know.  We  are  going  to  evolutionize  and
revolutionize  more  than  one  phase  of  mental  aspect  of  man  towards
the  world  and  of  more  than  one  phase  of  place  and  position  of
animals.  Fundamental  over  which  lies  Chiropractic  is  so  great  in  its
scope that such a time will come. It is not here now, and it may be that
man,  in  his  finiteness,  may  try  to  forestall  coming  of  what  will  be.
Time will come when you will grasp the fact that a horse has as much
soul or spirit and as much feeling of  pain  and  misery  as  man;  and,  in
duty  bound,  you  will  adjust  vertebrae  of  horse,  cow,  and  dog.  It  will
be your duty  to  reestablish  cycles  regardless  of  in  what  or  where  you
may  find  them  not  normal.  It  should  be  more  your  duty  to  adjust
animals,  for  man  can  speak  thots  in  words,  and  animal  has  not  yet
been  able  to  speak  to  man  except  by  look  and  action.  Some  day  we
may  be  able  to  adjust  animals,  but  we  are  inclined  to  think  animals
will  teach  us  a  better  method  of  adjustment  than  we  know  today.
Watch  tired  horse  at  night,  when  turned  loose  in  the  pasture.  He  will
turn  over  and  over;  rolling  is  his  way  of  adjusting  vertebra.  Sick  dog
will do same. Animals could teach us much if we would but listen and
observe.  Chiropractic  is  as  old  as  the  quadrupeds.  Its  present
application is unquestionably new. How soon you help accomplish the
above  in  world  of  good  feeling  depends  upon  how  soon  you  grasp
greatness  of  a  simple  thot;  how  soon  it  takes  root  and  grows  until  it
becomes an end towards which you will labor.
Man  is  peculiara  combination  of  intelligences.  In  starting  points
we  universally  acknowledge  a  God,  and  beneath  is  an  Innate
Intelligence.  We  say  beneath  yet  dont  wish  to  imply  that,  altho  as
we  view  the  world  we  are  forced  to  admit  there  is  one  intelligence
over  all  others.  There  is  one  Universal  Intelligence  so  great  in  its
common  law  that  it  can  cause  trees  to  grow  in  Mexico  and  Canada,
Africa and Asia, and cause animals to expand in every country on the
globe,  so  everywhere  present  that  it  can  make  man  in  every  country,
be he savage or so-called
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intelligent.  As  we  study,  we  know  that  could  we  place  one  tree  in  a
desert, that tree could grow ALONE  if  it  were  watered.  We  do  know
that tree has a unital intelligence, and for want of better term we say it
is Innate Intelligence, implying that it is and is not a part of the entire.
Here  is  segregation  without  separation;  individualization  without
division.
Viewing animal as an example, we can say it is a unital intelligence;
viewing man as he is, he must be called dual intelligence. It would be
proper,  in  mans  present  stage,  to  say  that  we  start  upon  the  premise
that man with a unital intelligence is subdivided into an educated and
Innate  mind.  We  know  that  it  is  divided  only  so  far  as  we  prove  it
upon living bodies. As a given example, we do know that functions of
stomach  are  controlled,  not  by  what  you  think,  educationally,  but  by
what  something  else  thinks  in,  behind,  and  over  which  you  have  no
control.  If  we  asked  you  to  ask  your  stomach  to  churn  your  food
faster,  would  that  effort  upon  your  part,  alone,  make  stomach  churn
faster? This shows that your stomach is controlled by something other
than  YOUR  mind,  so  we  are  forced  to  conclude  that  man  has  two
minds  by  two  different  kinds  of  products  which  are  performed  thru
man.
Innate mind,  thru  Innate  brain,  controls  functions  of  stomach.  Were
you  asked  to  raise  right  arm,  then  you  could  not  use  that  mind  but
another  one  which  you  can  think  with,  educationally.  For  instance,
your  educated  mind,  thru  your  educated  brain,  would  cause  hand  to
contract or to raise. A primary cycle upon which all things are based,
is  the  establishment  of  the  fact  that  that  condition  of  immateriality
which makes material move, goes from one mind to a definite place in
body, coming back from that end to mind and continuing a continuous
circuita continuity of current in a continuity of matter.
When  food  enters  the  live  stomach  an  impression  follows  the
efferent nerve to the thinker brain. Thinker brain transmits or carries
power  over  to  doer  brain.  Doer  brain  says,  This  power  must  get
down  to  and  act  upon  this  food.  We  must  cause  stomach  to  churn.
Power  is  given  thot;  power  of  thot;  intelligence;  function;  reason;
passing  down  and  reaching  tissues  where  function  is  performed.
Immediately following, another impression is given; it is carried back
to  thinker  brain  and  process  of  interpretation  that  function  was
performed is repeated.
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When you can carry in your mind that there is a continuous stream of
cycles  running  hundreds  of  thousands  every  minute  of  every  tissue
cell; every viscus, even to the various sections of intercommunication
between  lobes  of  your  brainsthen  you  have  some  picture  in  your
mind  of  multitudes  of  cycles.  When  you  realize  that  Innate  mind
carries this burden without your assistance, that you are asked to think
of  it  merely  as  a  momentary  gratification  of  how  she  does  her  work,
that it is not necessary for you to think about what she does other than
you  like  to;  understand  what  keeps  you  alive;  then  you  can  observe
what  it  means  to  be  an  Innate  mind.  A  simile  would  be  that  you  can
ride  on  a  passenger  ship  without  knowing  whether  it  is  electric,
gasoline, or naphtha. It is not necessary that you see the engine, watch
it work and inquire what works it, to ride safely from port to port. You
can  stay  in  your  stateroom  perfectly  content  in  your  ignorance,  well
knowing that all is well so long as the master pilot has charge. So it is
with  your  body.  As  I  have  said,  there  has  always  been  a  problem
existing in every study up to this time, and that has been a logical and
practical  physiological  and  theological  problem  to  connect  and  prove
that God is a reality in man. That problem has been to get the educated
mind  to  comprehend  the  Innate  mind,  and  every  study,  to  date,  has
been  to  prove  to  the  contrary.  Studies  of  today  take  a  man  from  his
Innate mind, not towards it. Anything superstitious or so based cannot
be made practical in its reasonings.
Simple  cycle,  efferently,  is  composed  of  three  primary  phases:
creation,  transmission,  and  expression;  and  coming  from  outer  to
inner,  impression,  conduction,  and  interpretation.  In  brain  cell  takes
place creation of every function and, by force of logic, that creation or
created  mental  force  must  get  from  brain  cell  to  tissue  cell,  and  we
know  of  no  way  other  than  thru  a  nerve-transmission.  When  current
gets  to  tissue  it  is  called  expression.  What  is  this  something
expressed? Word expression implies something to be expressed. What
was to be expressed (at tissue cell) other than creation made (at brain
cell) ? If 100 per cent  of  a  thot  is  madein  brain  cellthen  100  per
cent  MUST  BE  expressed  at  tissue  cell.  If  everything  be  normal,
whatever  takes  place  at  tissue  cell  should  be  an  exact  duplicate  of
what  was  made  at  brain  cell.  Granting  that  expression  has  been  per-
formed, simultaneous with expression of any current, outside or
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inside  of  our  bodies,  an  impression  is  made,  and  that  imprint  is
conducted  by  an  afferent  fibre  to  a  brain  cell  which  receives  and
interprets  it  according  to  what  it  is.  You  see  eight  words  and  a
diagram. You do not see until your eye has received an impression,
which  is  carried  to  a  brain  cell,  until  the  mind,  the  mental  faculties,
Innate  Intelligence,  or  Educated  Intelligence  has  placed  it  thru  a
process  of  development  just  as  your  photographer  places  a  negative
thru a process of development.
We  want  to  impress  unity  of  thot,  conformity  of  correctness  that
exists between both  ends  of  cycle.  One  end  must  be  exactly  as  other.
Let us build up a more complicated formthe normal complete cycle.
You  have  a  Universal  Intelligence  which  is  the  premise  of  every
philosophy,  science,  and  art,  a  universal  basisInnate  Intelligence,
the  mental  faculties  in  and  behind  your  body  where  creation  takes
place.  From  that  brain  cell  issues  the  productmental  impulse.
Propulsionpropelling  something  to  some  place.  The  tissue  cell
receives  and  as  soon  as  that  takes  place  we  have  physical
personification, meaning that in the brain cell something mentally was
formed,  and  when  power  was  received  by  that  brain  cell  it  mixes  it
with thot, same as you  intermingle  energy  into  your  dough  when  you
prepare bread. You are compounding thot with power and the two go
thru  an  efferent  nerve  together,  and  when  expressed  this  is  physical
personification  of  a  mental  ideationa  qualification  of  coordination.
We  prefer  word  coordination  in  preference  to  health,  because
when coordination exists the tissue cell is in harmony with Innate
two working as one. What is formed at one end is expressed exactly in
two  ends.  No  difference  exists  except  that  at  one  it  is  made  and  at
second it is expressed. Here it is given and here received. Before your
dinner  was  eaten  there  was  a  function  prepared  in  behind  for  its
digestion. Before you go to sleep tonight your Innate mind is at work
realizing the work of the morrow.
Having reached tissue cell, and having seen processes from inside to
outside, let us see following, going from outside inward. Coordination
is taking place in tissue cell; as a result we have a coordinate vibration.
When that vibration is formed and has been accepted by tissue cell, it
is  an  impression.  It  is  then  ready  to  be  transmitted  by  an  afferent
nerve,  eventually  reaching  brain  cell  which  receives  itreception.
Mental faculties act upon and
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place it thru an interpretation. Thus blue, green, brown or purple color;
a sight is good or bad; music  is  pleasant  or  unpleasant.  Classification
or  discrimination  is  sensation.  You  say,  commonly,  I  sense  with  my
tongue, eyes, or ears. You do not and cannot. You do not sense until
your  mental  faculties  have  interpreted  vibration  received  at  afferent
end of every fibre. Your and my life, idealistically and philosophically
speaking, are but one ideation, and that is what we live. Then you get
back  to  state  which  makes  ideation  possible,  your  Innate  and
Universal Intelligences.
Cycles  are  a  consideration  of  progressive  intellectual  and  physical
processes thru which life is performed. A normal cycle is same at any
point  you  wish  to  start.  Cow  is  alive  because  of  that  simple  cycle
basis.  That  is  keeping  us  alive.  That  is  what  grew  animals  and
vegetables.  They  are  all  growing  because  of  existence  of  same
fundamental  cycles.  Where  will  you  find  a  supposition,  a  logical
conclusion of basis of all things quite so clear and simple?
Paralysis is supposedly an incurable disease. We shall take that as a
type  of  incoordination  to  be  amplified  and  make  a  complete  out  of  a
broken circuit. Only difference between cycles is that cycle is there, is
not there, or is partially there. Synthetically and hypothetically assume
100  per  cent  of  creation  takes  place  in  brain  cell;  100  per  cent  of
transmission  takes  place  to  a  point  where  there  is  pressure.  That
pressure cuts off 50 per cent of transmission. Then tissue cell receives
only 50 per cent; 50 per cent impression; 50 per cent conductivity; 50
per  cent  interpretation.  Cycle  is  abnormal  because  continuity,  per
quantity  and  space  of  time,  is  not  there;  consequently  cycles  are  not
normalthey are abnormal. So much as pressure cut off transmission
of quantity for a given space of time, you have broken your continuity
of quantity of cycles. It is abnormal quantity of cycles you deal with in
every disease.
It  is  that  simple  cycle  which  is  at  root  of  all  evil,  regardless  of
whether it be in mind of criminally insane,  idiot,  perpetrator  of  crime
against  common  law,  which  we  recognize.  When  we  can  adjust
subluxation  which  is  interfering  with  freedom  of  cycles  in  bodies  of
these  individuals,  we  have  a  broad  mission  to  fulfill.  Could  anything
be greater, broader, or more humane?
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This abnormal cycle goes thru every progressive stage that it makes
in  a  normal  complete  cycle.  We  have  brain  cell,  transformation  of
energy, mental impulse of unlimited quantity.
Storehouse  from  which  we  derive  power  is  unlimited.  There  is  NO
END to it. Then there is propulsion of impulses along efferent  nerve,
transmission  of  those  mental  impulses  from  brain  to  arm.  A  blow  in
back results in a concussion of forces awkwardly applied and centered
at  arm  place,  direction  being  toward  left,  force  striking  from  right.
Subluxation  is  left  superior.  Interference  to  transmission  is
consequence.  NOW  we  have  a  limited  quantity  of  impulses.
Difference between normal and abnormal cycles, for same given space
of  time,  is  quantity.  It  has  decreased  perhaps  40  per  cent  for  same
space of time. Look at tissue cells of arm. They are willing to receive,
but  there  is  lack  of  personification,  of  idealization;  an  absence  of
ability on part of tissue cells to do what brain cell desired them to do.
We  do  not  use  incoordination  in  same  sense  as  medical  parlance.
We  assume  to  put  an  original  interpretation.  Dunglison  and  Gould
give Lack of harmony existing in contraction of opposing systems of
muscles  in  any  one  or  more  portions  of  body.  Incoordination  is
between Innate Intelligence on one side and material or tissue cell on
other.
In  that  interference  with  cycles  is  foundation  of  all  abnormal
functions. No one can dispute that statement; no physician can prove it
untrue;  no  vivisectionist  can  maintain  it  does  not  hold  out  in  fact.
Basis is a truism.
We  might  argue  for  hours  as  to  what  made  paralysis,  but  we  are  to
talk  sense.  Let  us  see  if  paralysis  is  made  by  interfering  with
continuous  stream  of  cycles  running  hundreds  of  thousands  every
moment  over  this  circuit  of  tissue  cells.  If  that  is  true,  reverse  order,
study  nature  and  do  as  nature  does,  and  this  individual  will  be
well.
We started with Universal Intelligence, taking same efferent half that
was coming from inside to outside; consequently, if we want function
on outside we must go to inside for it. Unital Intelligence or Innate is
our starting place; then mental creation of brain cell; transformation of
energy;  mental  impulse;  propulsion  of  contractive  impulses  along
efferent nerve; then transmission of contractive impulses from brain to
arm; then comes
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adjustment,  then  Innate  contraction  of  recoiland  how  great  that  is.
How important that is in our work, how much we depend upon it. We
could not adjust a subluxation in a dead man, we must have an Innate
Intelligence  to  assist  us.  Then  we  have  the  restoration  of  mental
impulses going to right arm. Cycles were limited, but now in unlimited
quantities again.
Do  you  call  this  adjustment  stimulation  or  inhibition?  Those  are
most unscientific words to apply here. An obstruction was once there
but  not  now;  our  adjustment  removed  that.  Restoration  is  the  basis.
Impulses  are  received  by  tissue  cells  of  arm.  With  that  normal,  we
have coordinated cellular personification; harmonious cellular activity
in expression between Innate Intelligence and arm, a condition termed
health  by  physician.  We  have  proven  practical  cycle,  for  it  is  the
thing  we  deal  with  when  adjusting  subluxations.  When  we  adjust  we
reestablish  vertebra  to  its  normal  position  and  restore  cycles  to
coordination.
We  have  taken  you  thru  normal,  practical,  normal  complete,
abnormal, and practical cycle in their application, but these do not tell
conditions  we  get  in  cycle  problems  between  brains.  Man  has  two
brainsInnate  and  Educated.  We  propose  to  lay  fundamental  upon
which  you,  as  a  scientist,  can  elucidate  any  mental  enigma  that  is
placed  before  any  audience,  either  public  or  private.  Puzzles  in  this
instance are same  as  in  normal  brain  to  tissue  cell  cycles  with  stream
of cycles going from normal brain cell of Innate brain to normal tissue
educated brain cells. Respectively placed are thinker and doer cells of
Innate  and  thinker  and  doer  cells  of  educated  brains.  Each  tissue  cell
of educated brain receives, sends, and goes thru every process that any
tissue cell in any portion of body does.
Suppose we have a subluxation at atlasit can produce a cancer of
stomach,  bunion  on  toe,  insanity,  or  constipation.  What  we  mean  is,
working upon a basis. Any atlas subluxation that would interfere with
currents going to educated  brain  would  interfere  with  transmission  of
function from THAT brain cell to tissue cell of body, and these cannot
receive  function  because  brain  cells  are  not  normal.  We  told  you  this
would  open  up  some  of  the  psychic  problemsand  it  will.  A
subluxation  cutting  off  currents  would  interfere  with  whatever  thot
educated  brain  might  make;  consequently,  educated  brain  would  not
think right.
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Physically  and  externally,  you  act  according  to  educated  brain  thots.
We desire to raise right arm, but cant. We get an atlas adjustment and
are as active as anybody.  It  would  be  possible  to  carry  this  work  into
phases  of  senses  which,  in  itself,  would  be  sufficient  for  an  entire
lecture.
There  is  a  continuous  circuit  or  circle.  You  start  towards  creation,
and  creation  starts  over  again.  There  is  a  continuous  circle.  Turn  to
electricity,  and  there  is  a  continuous  current,  and  that  current  is
composed of units. Somewhere a unit is started; that is followed by a
unit behind, just as one link after another makes a chain; same as one
wagon  after  another  makes  a  string  of  wagons;  one  street  car  after
another  makes  a  continuous  circuit  of  street  cars.  That  is  our  idea  of
cycles.  It  is  where  we  interfere  with  CONTINUITY  of  these  units  of
circuits  that  makes  a  broken  cycle,  and  that  broken  cycle  is  disease,
regardless  of  quantity,  time,  or  kind,  providing  gap  is  more  or  less
chronic.  As  a  consequence,  there  are  four  prominent  phases  which
should  be  studied  separately:  1.  Adaptation  that  takes  place  between
two lobes of brainthinker and doer brains. 2. Change taking place in
transmission between brain cell and tissue cell. 3. Change taking place
as tissue cell receives impression, expresses it in function, and creates
impression. 4. Change between tissue cell and brain cell, again.
We  also  have  a  philosophical  cycle,  beginning  with  tissue  cell  and
going toward Innate Intelligence. This tissue cell expresses function of
intelligent  force.  Impressioncreation  of  vibration  following
expression. Afferent nerves convey vibration from tissue cell  to  brain
cell.  Transmission  conducts  impression  from  periphery  to  center.
Brain  cell  receives  vibration  and  later  on  expels  it  to  its  motor  lobe.
Reception  of  vibration  or  impression  by  brain  cell.  Mental  interprets
character  and  quantity  of  vibration  of  energy.  Interpretation
knowledge gained after impression has been resolved into component
relative  values.  Sensationresult  of  interpretation  of  vibration.
Ideationconnection  of  this  interpretation  with  others  from  different
localities,  to  assume  one  general  opinion,  to  produce  unital
harmonious  action  in  many  places  at  once;  for  instance,  two  arms
coincide in action as do legs. Innate mental-residence of knowledge of
vibrations  and  where  force  is  utilized  to  produce  thots.  Innate
Intelligenceunlimited storehouse of this intellectual power.
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Tissue  cell,  impression,  afferent  fibre,  transmission,  brain  cell  of  a
characteristic  character.  Then  come  reception,  Innate  mental,
interpretation,  sensation,  ideation,  transmission,  and  brain  cellthe
doer.  Doer  brain  cell,  impulse,  efferent  fibre,  secretion  normal,
propulsion,  transmission,  subluxation,  lack  or  excess  of  transmission,
pigment cells, lack or excess  of  expression  or  function.  Thus  you  see
what it means to restore a function, not  by  external  restoratives  but
from  inside  by  Innates  resources,  in,  thru,  and  by  restoring  cycles  to
normal.
Greatest  problem  in  minds  of  greatest  number  of  people  is
relationship  of  sexes.  Many  do  not  know  proper  relationship  of
husband and wife, do not understand laws of intercoursemental and
physical.  When  speaking  of  intercourse,  many  understand  physical
unity  of  physical  bodies  and  that  is  all;  they  never  have  applied
question of cycles. Few comprehend what it means to complete a cycle
of forces thru physical organs; that intercourse is more than combining
of matter with matter thru which intercourse could be a strengthening
feature.  It  is  generally  considered  as  a  losing  rather  than  a  gaining
consideration; but go with us thru common phases of cycles and apply
them  to  sexes.  Male,  alone,  could  not  make  a  sexual  cycle.  There
could  be  cycles  within  himself  but  that  would  not  be  a  sexual  cycle
because  male  could  not  have  carried  duties  of  both  male  and  female.
What value is intercourse unless there is some gain on part of each?
We start power at male brain doer cell which goes to a tissue cell in
sexual organ, which at time  of  intercourse  comes  in  relationship  with
receiving  tissue  cell  of  female,  which  tissue  cell  receives  an
impression.  That  impression  is  carried  to  receiving  or  thinking  brain
cell  of  female  and  interpreted,  and  doer  brain  cell  sends  power  to
female  sexual  tissue  cell,  is  received,  and  from  there  sent  to  thinker
brain cell on part of male, and cycle is complete.
A  dynamo  is  composed  of  miles  of  wire  wrapped  and  coiled  in  a
little space. By causing a conductor to revolve thru greater distance it
increases  its  voltage.  In  that  connection  we  can  briefly  say  that
currents properly established between male and female induce greater
currents, greater possibilities of cycles, and gain is result.
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Take broken sexual cyclebroken on part of male because he has a
subluxation.  Subluxation  cuts  off  transmission  of  forces  going  to
tissue  cells.  As  a  result  of  that  subluxation  interfering  with  normal
function  he  may  be  sterile  or  impotent.  Circuit  between  male  and
female  is  an  open  one.  Trolley  is  off  the  line.  This  cycle  does  not
necessarily need to be confined to male; it can also be in female. Any
form  of  impotency  in  male  or  female  can  be  analyzed  as  being  a
broken  cycle  of  transmission  of  currents.  You  say,  There  is  no
secretion,  excess  of  excretion,  no  mucous.  These  in  turn  are  based
upon simplicity of this idea of the cycle.
Each  person  is  but  half  a  sexual  cycle.  Each  sexual  tissue  cell  is
doing  two  duties.  It  was  within  itself  a  normal  complete  cycle,  i.e.,
tissue  cell  here  completes  a  current  back  thru  its  own  body  as  one
circuit.  This  is  what  might  be  called  its  inner  duty  so  far  as  its
nutrition, motion, etc., but so far as outer duties are concerned it is but
a  half,  and  will  never  complete  its  function  until  it  comes  in  contact
with other. Male is negative or positive, and so is female. One must be
a  receiver  and  a  giver.  In  sexual  act,  male  gives  a  spermatozoon  and
female  receives;  but  male  may  be  a  receiver  and  female  the  giver  in
transmission of currents. We could take you serially thru all abnormal
cycles,  but  the  only  difference  between  abnormal  cycle  and  normal
cycle is that inner duty of one is broken in its circuit and not in other.
Possibilities of application of cycles are almost endless because they
involve  fundamental  upon  which  all  things  occur,  upon  which  all
motion  takes  place,  basis  upon  which  we  are  intellectually  adapting
ourselves today.
Cycle refutes possibility of treatment of disease. Granting point that
something has occurred wherein cycles are abnormal, as in given case
of  paralysis,  it  appeals  to  a  mans  intelligence  when  you  can  talk
cycles and show him that current was cut off. What good does it do,
Mr.  Jones,  for  a  man  to  inject  poisons  into  your  system?  Does  it
reestablish your cycles? Cant you see the only thing that will get you
power is to adjust subluxation? Since you have educationally shown
him  what  you  were  doing  and  what  you  propose  doing,  Mr.  Jones  is
your friend.
We know of no end to application of cycles. We have worked it out
in trees. It works out even in five combined educated senses.
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In this cycle we have abstract plus concrete. We have taken them in
this  form  to  show  what  we  mean  by  abstract  and  concrete.
Concrete is material  and  abstract  is  immaterial,  and  we  want  to  show
how,  in  consideration,  there  must  be  the  two  together.  We  start  with
Universal  Intelligence,  and  that  is  abstract.  Mental  is  abstract.  Brain
cell  is  concrete.  Transmission  is  with  abstract  THRU  concrete.  Then
comes mental impulseabstract. Concussion of forces is abstract and
concrete  opposing  each  other.  Then  comes  subluxation,  which  is
concrete.  Tissue  cell  is  concrete.  Excess  or  lack  of  personification
lack of abstract. For instance, we have an excessive personification in
given amount of concrete, or we have an excess or lack of expression,
or an excess or lack of function on same basis. Incoordination between
Innate  Intelligence  and  tissue  cell  is  incoordination  between  abstract
and concrete. Take tissue cell which is abnormally concrete. Then we
get  equivalent  vibration.  If  there  is  20  per  cent  of  function  in  tissue
cell, there will be an equivalent vibration of 90 per cent; 90 per cent
impression and consequently 90 per cent interpretation.
That tissue cell is receiving only 50 per cent of impulse because of a
subluxation  cutting  off  50  per  cent,  and  there  is  only  50  per  cent
impression,  50  per  cent  efferent  force,  and  50  per  cent  of
interpretation.  50  per  cent  interpretation  is  what  we  call  pain.  So  far
this  tissue  cell  is  not  getting  100  per  cent  of  function  as  our  basis,
standard,  or  given  fixed  quantity;  then  you  can  understand  how  it  is
that  at  any  place  in  a  human  body  where  vertebrae  are  not  in  normal
position. Wherever there is a subluxation there is bound to be pain. It
may  be  slightso  slight  that,  educationally,  you  do  not  know  it,  but
Innately you do. It may be slight and hardly perceptible, but it is there.
Any  time  we  adjust  a  subluxation  we  interfere  with  the  50  per  cent
current  that  is  there,  create  impressions  which,  when  reaching  Innate
mind  are  interpreted  as  pain.  Pain,  then,  is  positive  which  goes  with
negative conditions. It is as impossible to have pain in an organ where
there is no subluxation as to say that white is black or that we can have
nighttime during daytime.
We  took  this  illustration  upon  ground  of  neutrality  of  negative  and
positive;  negative  and  positive  being  equal  and  no  difference  in
quantity. This is, given 100 per cent of positive working thru
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100  per  cent  negative,  or  100  per  cent  of  force  working  thru  100  per
cent  of  tissue,  that  tissue  and  force  would  be  neutral  because  amount
of one would equal amount of work delivered.
Abnormal  complete  cycle.  Universal  Intelligence  is  100  per  cent.
Innate  Intelligence  is  100  per  cent.  Creation  is  neutral.  Brain  cell  is
100 per cent of negative and 100 per cent of matter. Transformation is
neutral again because change is taking place by 100 per cent of matter
with  100  per  cent  of  force.  We  get  mental  impulse  and  that  is  purely
neutral again. Then we have propulsion. Propulsion cannot take place
thru nothing. It must take place thru matter called nerves. Elaboration
there is without end.
We trust we have presented some new idea regarding common basis
of  cycles.  We  think  you  will  grant  they  are  fundamentala  basis.
How  much  you  get  out  of  this  depends  upon  yourselves.  We  did  not
know  how  great  Chiropractic  was  until  in  our  mind  we  grasped
significance of cycles; and we say to you frankly that today (1910) we
are looking at first bucketful of  water  at  seashore  of  study.  We  know
little  about  cycles,  yet  in  spite  of  that  we  feel  even  today  we  have
added  something  to  the  progress  of  thot;  we  have  made  a  great
progressive  step  in  bringing  out  a  new  phase  and  making  an
interpretation of law that has always been.
Why  this  unwritten  law  of  Chiropractic  of  which  we  hear  now  and
then? Unwritten law is but an  interpretation  of  a  something  we  know
so  insignificantly  little  of.  Be  that  as  it  may,  we  can  do  our  best  in
trying to decipher it; and if, in the deciphering process, we do get over
zealous, if we do get over anxious in thinking we want to help more of
our fellow men, if we do dream big dreams, and if, in the presentation
of  this  thot,  they  do  call  us  monetary  gods,  it  is  but  a  thing  that  is
always growing; it is but the attitude of present day toward an idea that
comes on the stage tomorrow. It is but our message to you and it is but
your acceptance of that message.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 8, August,
1910 (41 years ago. ) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 12
The Story Of
SCIENCE OR MONEYWHICH?
By T. J. Owens, D.C.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 10. November,
1910 (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Incorporations are pooled business interests and formed of men who
put money into a business for the purpose of getting MORE money. If
they dont get MORE money, they sell their stock and withdraw.
The PSC is an incorporation,  but  one  man  owns  1,995  of  the  2,000
shares.  In  any  incorporation  a  given  percentage  is  guaranteed  and  if
the profits run about that the melon is sliced accordingly. So each man
eats up the profit proportionately to the amount of stock he holds.
The  PSC  as  an  incorporation  handed  back  all  its  profit  on  1,995
shares  to  B.  J.  Palmer  and  he  again  put  them  back  into  his  business.
He  was  not  working  this  school  for  MORE  money.  MORE  science,
art, and philosophy was his cry.
Consider any Chiropractic incorporated school. If the people at large
buy  its  stock  it  is  to  make  more  money.  Consider  a  $100,000
organized  Chiropractic  school.  And  suppose  this  stock  is  sold  to  two
hundred  $500  stockholders.  They  get  at  least  five  per  cent  or  they
would  not  invest  it.  They  expect  more,  but  are  satisfied  with  this
because  banks  do  not  usually  give  more.  Five  per  cent  on  a  $500
investment  for  one  year  equals  $25.  Two  hundred  men  drawing  $25
each  out  of  that  business  reduces  its  possible  new  growth  $5,000  per
year. Suppose The PSC were incorporated for $100,000 and one man
controlled that stock. And at the end of the year he would put into his
business that  five  per  cent  interest  ($5,000)  more  than  the  other  firm.
Thus  he  would  have  $5,000  more  to  invest  into  a  better  equipment,
better buildings, better faculty, than his running associates. His school
would grow $5,000 faster in one year. Next year he would
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get five per cent interest on $105,000, and third year five per cent  on
$110,250,  and  so  it  would  grow.  As  capital  increased,  interest
becomes greater.
Suppose, though, profits were much larger than  $25  per  year,  every
$500  the  per  cent  would  be  higher  and  more  than  $5,000  would  be
taken out of the business, and if the profits were but equal in  the  one
mans  school  then  he  would  put  back  in  more  than  $5,000.  It  can  be
seen  that  the  one  man  school  (other  things  being  equal)  will  grow
rapidly,  outdistance  and  be  beyond  the  incorporation  where  every
stockholder has his hand in the pie.
Look  back  to  what  Chiropractic  was  five  years  agoan  outcast,
little  known,  in  obscurity,  barely  called  an  art,  having  little  or  no
science (in fact, so little that many of its early graduates had given up
in disgust) and absolutely no philosophy.
Look  at  what  Chiropractic  is  todayknown  the  world  over,  having
approximately  800  followersadjusting  500,000  patients  in  the
United States alone. There is a small library of literature. The PSC has
a  clinic  of  550  daily,  etc.  You  older  Chiropractors  have  seen  this
science, art, and philosophy growcome forth from the bud to the full
bloom  flower.  You  have  seen  it  grow  as  if  a  magic  wand  had
embraced it.
Who did this, and how came it all to be?
One  man  was  the  moving  spirit  of  the  wave  that  is  today  spreading
over this country and soon to sweep the world. One  man  worked  day
and  night,  365  days  in  the  year  for  five  years  and  more.  He,  it  was,
who  developed  this  art,  science,  and  philosophy  and  caused  you  to
professionally respect yourself as a Chiropractor, caused you to  shine
in the world of sciences and arts. He it was who gave you foundational
work of all you have that is Chiropractic to give to the world. He, and
to him alone, is due your rights to practice by defending you from time
to  time.  True,  for  all  this  initiative  you  have  helped  with  kindly
thoughts,  appreciative  actions,  and  students  galore  to  fill  the  halls  of
The PSC.
How  came  it?  It  was  the  profits  of  each  year  of  his  business  that
went  to  you  in  and  through  a  most  extensive  and  expensive
educational  campaign.  His  matter,  distributed  throughout  the  world,
will figure over $20,000 for 1910. You have received
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some of ityou will receive more. Thus the profits YOU have helped
this  one  man  to  make  are  coming  back  to  you  tenfold.  Every  student
you send to The PSC in 1910, in 1911 you will get the per cent profit
coming back to help  YOUR  business  grow  more.  Did  you  ever  think
of this seriously?
One man and the profit YOU have helped to earn have helped us all to
be where we are. Would an incorporation of greedy money-makers do
anything  of  this  kind?  Run  over  the  schools  that  have  come  and
diedhave  they  ever  done  it?  Where  is  there  a  Chiropractic  school,
college, or whatever you care to call it, that has turned their hand once
to help you grow or enlarge the scope of your business in any manner,
shape, or form? When they were working to help themselves, did they
do it in a way to help the mass so that you could benefit thereby also?
Has not this growth been a mutual one wherein the profits of one have
helped all, and the profits of all have helped the liberality of one? The
many  have  helped  the  ones  profit  to  be  greater  and  as  his  profits
increased  he  did  more  for  you.  If  many  help  many,  by  reciprocation,
one gets much to help the  big  deeds,  big  jobs  with  which  to  carry  on
big broad campaigns.
ThinkTHINK,  I  say,  and  then  be  willing  to  help  to  profit  those
that help you to profit.
Thats the spirit of growth. And hasnt The PSC lived it?
Year  after  year,  this  man  has  struggledhis  allhis  profits  have
constantly  gone  back  into  the  business.  He  cares  not  for  dress.  Silk
hats, swallow-tails have no charms for  himhe  dreamed  only  of  that
science  and  its  propagation.  Today  he  is  our  recognized  peerless  and
fearless leader. Today his school is miles ahead of the nearest. Today
he is 100 years ahead of his classes in thought and reasoning. This  is
what we gain for his concentrating his profits to ONE end. He had no
stockholders  to  divide  the  future  growth  of  his  business  and  risk
receivership from lack of new growth. He did not have ten and fifteen
per cent to divide with 100 or 200 men. All of that high interest went
back  into  HIS  business,  to  be  disposed  of  as  he  (the  thinker  and
reasoner) saw best to accomplish the individual opinions of a universal
plan.  Did  he  have  200  equal  men  to  scrap  over  this  growth  with,  he
would not have been where he ishis school
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would  not  be  where  it  iswould  you  have  been  where  you  are?  The
scientific  growth  would  have  been  hampered  and  his  liberties  would
have  been  constricted,  for  corporations  think  OF  MONEY,  not  of
humanity.
The PSC is where it is because all profits go back into The PSC and
from there out to you. No incorporation, having stockholders to divide
profits  with,  can  ever  expect  to  hope  to  outdistance  The  PSC.  The
growth  of  The  PSC  in  new  lines  is  in  proportion  to  its  individuality
which is best seen watching its foster-father work with it.
If  one  Chiropractor  out  of  ten  could  grasp  the  spirit  of  B.  J.,
Chiropractically, and live his  life  of  devotion  and  sacrifice  to  the  end
of his ideal, MY what a power Chiropractic would be.
I  speak  from  experienceI  have  known  him  intimately  for  four
yearsI have lived and slept with himand these remembrances  are
of the best I ever had. Such devotion to a principle I have never  seen
before, nor do I expect to see again.
You will wonder why I write this. I was one of the cellar boys who
learned Chiropractic in a wet, damp, dingy, gas-smelling cellar at dear
old  828  Brady.  I  was  one  of  the  original  fourteen  that  formed  The
UCA.  I  have  SEEN  occur  all  that  I  have  stated.  It  was  in  my  craw
and I wanted to get it out. I feel better now. Thank you.
T. J. Owens, D.C.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 6, No. 10, November,
1910 (41 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
DR. D. D. PALMER AS A MAN
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. II, No. 2, January,
1906 (45 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  is  a  practical  man.  He  has  a  definite  purpose,
therefore  he  has  succeeded;  success  has  crowned  his  efforts.  He  is
alive to the opportunities as they present themselves. He observes the
incidents of life through his own eyes, then formulates his ideas by his
own  thinking.  He  accepts  existence  as  it  is,  then  makes  the  most  of
actual  conditions.  He  looks  to  himself  for  help.  If  he  receives
assistance  from  other  sources,  whether  from  the  wash  woman  or  the
spirit realm, he is just that much ahead.
The  restrictions  and  prohibitions  that  are  intended  to  cramp  his
energies  and  narrow  his  opportunities  invigorate  and  broaden  his
conception.
He has learned to assert himself, face facts fearlessly, think logically,
prepare his plans, then carry them to fruition dauntlessly.
Emergencies  have  been  thrust  upon  him  often  unexpectedly;  he  has
forcibly  arisen  and  asserted  his  rights.  While  mindful  of  his  own  just
claims, he is careful of others.
His life-time habit of independent thinking has become invaluable to
him. He is always on the lookout for new methods and better ways of
accomplishing his desires. Brevity is his watchword.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. II, No. 2, January,
1906 (45 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
IMMORTALITY
By Dr. D. D. Palmer
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. II, No. 3, February
1906 (45 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
What is life, disease, death, and immortality?
These  questions  have  been  asked  of  savants  of  all  ages.  They  have
remained  unanswered  until  the  advent  of  Chiropractic,  which  will  in
time  lift  the  curtain  that  hangs  between  this  life  and  the  one  beyond.
This science has given an intelligent explanation of disease, and now I
shall attempt, for the first time, to give a comprehensive explanation to
the other three questions.
What is life? How did it create this human mechanism and continue
it  as  a  living  entity?  From  whence  does  it  come  and  whither  does  it
go? What is it?
We  are  acquainted  with  the  outward  manifestations  of  life,  disease,
and  death,  but  these  are  only  the  symptoms  of  something  real  which
the human race has desired to know. We have an instinctive longing to
get  back  of  these;  we  want  to  know  comprehensively  the  cause  of
each.
Last  but  not  least,  we  possess  an  inherent  craving,  an  aspiration  to
know  what  there  is  beyond  this  life;  what  of  the  immortality  of  the
soul,  spirit,  the  Innate  conscious  living  intelligence,  that  never  had  a
beginning nor will it have an ending?
We do not pretend to  fully  comprehend  any  one  of  these  questions;
but Chiropractic has opened the door of intellectual reasoning that will
eventually enlighten the world on these important subjects.
Man is a dual entity. He is composed of  the  mortal  and  immortal
the everlastingthat which always existed and always will.
The outward manifestations, symptoms so to speak, are patent to all;
its  senses,  five  or  more,  make  the  life  of  the  physical  evident.  Its
functions  are  made  manifest  in  procuring  comfort  and  sustenance  for
its maintenance.
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Innate  Intelligence,  known  by  names  soul,  spirit,  nature,
instinct,  subconscious  mind  and  intuition,  has  duplicate  senses
in Educated Intelligence. While the latter cares for the outward needs
of body, former looks after welfare of interior thru its varied functions.
Each has its special work to perform.
The  physical  body  starts  from  the  fecundated  germ,  is  given  life  by
the  male  spermatozoa,  proceeds  to  develop  the  embryo,  and  thence
forms the foetus.
That which we are pleased to name Innate (born with) is a part of the
mother, not of the outward physical but of the spiritual. It never sleeps
or  tires,  is  not  subject  to  material  laws  or  conditions,  does  not
recognize  darkness  or  distance;  it  continues  to  watch  over  the
functions of the body as long as they constitute a dual being.
As  the  scion  was  a  part  of  the  original  stock  and  is  not  the
embodiment of a new plant, shrub, or tree, until severed, so is Innate a
part  of  the  mother  and  not  another  being  until  separated  from  the
parent.
Innate has its own consciousness; it is not dependent upon the body
for  its  existence  any  more  than  we  are  on  the  house  we  live  in.  Its
immortality, its eternal existence do not rely upon the life of the body
it inhabits; it is invincible; it cannot be overcome by material changes;
it is invulnerable, it is not subject to wounds or injuries.
Innate  is  not  the  mind,  the  thinking  quality  with  which  we  are
familiar. The functions of the brain upon which the mind depends for
outward  expression,  are  like  other  functions  under  the  control  of
Innate. It is behind thot and expresses itself thru it. It can set aside for
consideration the sensations, emotions, passions, desires, or any other
mental  phenomena,  or  physiological  functions,  and  thereby  receive
educational impressions thru it.
Innate is self-existent, remains unchanged, is not a part of mental or
physical  manifestation;  but  instead  controls  these  when  not  hindered
by diseased conditions caused by displacements of the skeletal frame.
The  brain  does  not  create  the  mind  any  more  than  the  rose  does  its
color and odor.
The attributes of the mind are under Innates control. Its quality and
characteristic  attainments  are  not  a  part  of  it.  It  is  the  director  of
intelligence, is not its slave but its master. The brain
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is  a  medium  thru  which  Innate  manifests  itself.  This  intelligence
pervades  the  universe;  each  being  is  a  branchyou  may  call  this
universal intelligence God if you choose.
During  the  condition  known  as  trance,  Innate  is  not  able  to  express
itself  thru  the  Educated  brain.  This  condition  simulates  in  death,  in
which  there  is  a  total  suspension  of  the  power  of  voluntary
movements,  with  abolition  of  all  evidence  of  mental  activity  and  the
reduction  to  a  minimum  of  all  the  vital  functions,  so  that  the  patient
lies still and apparently unconscious of surrounding objects, while the
pulsation of the heart and the breathing, altho still present, are almost
or altogether imperceptible.
In this state or condition the soul, spirit, or Innate has passed out of
and away from the body, existing separate and distant from its earthly
dwelling. Such was the condition  often  of  my  deceased  wife.  On  one
occasion she lay for nineteen hours apparently dead, pronounced so by
three  physicians.  Four  hours  before  the  appointed  funeral,  life  was
observed  by  moisture  on  a  mirror,  which  had  been  laid  on  her  face.
This  glass  is  four  by  five  inches,  was  carried  in  the  rebellion  by  a
union  soldier,  and  now  hangs  over  my  desk.  She  was  returned  to  her
earthly  existence  by  Dr.  Jim  Atkinson,  deceased,  who  was  then
usually thot of as a crank. He now claims the credit of teaching me the
principles  of  the  science  which  I  have  the  honor  of  naming
Chiropractic. He tells me that he advocated the same ideas of  disease
as  THE  CHIROPRACTOR  is  now  putting  forth,  but  humanity  was
not then ready to receive them.
While  in  a  trance  the  body  is  practically  dead  but  the  Innate
conscious  being  is  active,  taking  in  scenes  of  this  and  the  other  life.
On  several  occasions,  when  my  wife  returned  to  physical
consciousness, she regretted having returned and would say, Oh, why
did you bring me back? A glimpse of the life beyond created within
her a longing to be with her friends whom she saw and with whom she
conversed.
I know from almost daily experience of thirty-five years of which my
five  senses  are  in  evidence,  that  some  persons  who  have  lived  in  this
life  continue  an  intelligent  existence.  My  spiritual  knowledge  has
become to me material, for it is an expression of consciousness by all
of my five senses. There are many forms of material, as judged by our
sensory faculties.
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In coma and concussion of the brain, the patient does not recall any
experiences  during  the  period  of  unconsciousness.  There  is  a  vast
difference  between  a  trance  and  coma.  In  the  former,  the  conscious
intelligence is not restricted by substance, darkness, or distance, as in
the  pathological  coma.  In  the  latter,  there  is  no  means  of  expression
thru the functions of the body wherein it is confined.
The  life  with  which  we  are  acquainted  is  of  the  physical,  which
exists as long as Innate occupies  the  body.  To  be  able  to  perform  the
functions of the body is to live.
Disease consists in deranged functions.
Functions  may  become  so  extremely  abnormal  that  Innate  cannot
maintain control, making the body untenable. This dissolution we call
death.
Immortality  is  the  life  entered  by  Innate  at  its  birth.  The  former  is
that of the physical; the latter of the spiritual.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. II, No. 3, February, 1906,
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
A LETTER WRITTEN TO S. M.
LANGWORTHY, D.C., BY D. D. PALMER
WHEN HE WAS CONFINED IN THE SCOTT
COUNTY JAIL, APRIL, 1906
THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906,
(45 years ago.) Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Dear Doctor:
I wrote you a card, as I have done to many Chiropractors. I had not
time to do otherwise. You know Old Dad Chiro is a busy man.
At  10:00  a.m.  today,  I  will  have  in  four  days.  I  do  not  know  that  I
ever felt happier in my life. I have had my breakfast which consists of
good bread, poor coffee, and poor molasses. I have a good appetite.
The  first  day  was  the  worst.  My  room  (cell)  was  very  filthy  with
tobacco juice and dirt. I have put in one hour each day. Now I have it
nice  and  clean.  My  rent  is  paid  for  three  and  a  half  months.  This
includes water, steam heat, and janitor.
In  my  filthy  quarters  I  did  not  desire  my  wife  to  see  me;  but  today
she  has  an  invitation  which  she  will  fill.  She  is  a  Latter  Day  Saint,
therefore knows what the first Mormons had to go through. Think that
she will be brave in a good cause.
Now I am writing to you not as a friend of mine but that you may be
able to know the situation and be able to put the boys on.
There are two features to this; two objects, viz., the doctors want to
put  us  out  of  business  and  the  lawyers  want  our  money.  We  are  not
worth defending unless we pay for it. Unless the prosecuting attorney
can secure a fine for the county, it is useless and foolish for him to put
the  county  to  an  expense.  If  he  can  make  us  pay  the  fine  and  costs,
then  he  has  done  a  nice  thing  for  himself  and  county.  The  sentiment
expressed plainly is, a man that wont pay his fine.
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It is a question whether it is best to hire a lawyer or not. But it is the
thing  to  do  to  not  pay  a  fine.  I  had  plenty  of  matter  written  up  for  it
when  my  trial  came.  But  owing  to  the  change  in  affairs,  the  contents
of this issue will be changed from what was intended.
Chiropractors  cannot  educate  a  lawyer  as  to  the  difference  between
Chiropractic  and  the  medical  practice  in  a  few  days.  My  old  lawyer
was away so I had to secure another.
The Judge gave such a ruling that the jury could not help but give a
verdict  of  guilty  of  practicing  medicine,  surgery,  and  obstetrics
without  a  license.  I  got  in  a  good  speech,  altho  interrupted  by  the
Judge three times. I told him why Judge Bollinger could not serve on
my  case.  Why  Con  Murphy,  county  assistant  prosecutor,  would  not
prosecute.  While  the  Judge  was  set  against  me,  he  heard  some  plain
facts  and  so  did  the  large  audience  which  contained  many  lawyers.  I
was in my best talking humor. The next Chiropractor will contain my
speech, as our stenographer was there and took it down.
After it was over, Con Murphy told the Judge how I had cured  him
two  years  ago  of  sciatica,  by  one  move.  The  Judge  expressed  his
surprise by saying, I thought he was a quack that you wanted to make
an example of.
A  Jew  taught  me  a  lesson  several  years  ago.  It  comes  in  play  just
now.  It  is  this:  Let  those  pay  the  costs  and  the  expense  of  boarding
me. I dont want to pay costs, or fine, let those pay it who want to.
If all Chiropractors will band together in doing as the discoverer and
developer  of  Chiropractic  has  done,  there  will  soon  be  an  end  to
prosecuting us.
We have taken in more money during the few days I have been here
than ever before for the same length of time.
Many of our friends thot we did not pay the fine because of lack of
means  and  very  kindly  offered  to  loan  us  the  amount  needed.  We
thanked them very kindly and informed them that  we  did  not  need  it;
that we were in for a princiPLE not for lack of princiPAL.
We  find,  as  expected,  that  Chiropractic  is  receiving  much  free
advertising. Many papers have commented on it.
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A LETTER WRITTEN TO S. M. LANGWORTHY
Dont  worry  about  the  discoverer  and  developer  of  this  science.  He
never felt better in his life than he does this morning. It does not hurt
him when he thinks how he has been lied about by those whom he has
accommodated, those who ought to be under many obligations to him
for past favors, including the present.
I am pleased that it has been my lot to be incarcerated for the science
which I have devoted so many years to develop. It will do more good
in  advertising  than  for  any  one  of  our  students  or  graduates  to  have
been placed in the same position.
One of our students stands 6 ft. 3 inches, had been an Osteopath for
several  years.  He  says:  You  have  been  having  it  easy  to  what  we
Osteopaths had it at first.
I expect to win out on this; then we may have a tilt with Osteopathy.
We have a number of Osteopaths who will stand by us in stating that
Chiropractic is not Osteopathy. Iowa will allow those from other states
to  testify  as  experts.  Wisconsin  has  a  statute  which  does  not  allow
those from outside of the state to testify as an expert.
The  Salvation  Army,  Christian  Scientists,  and  others  have  won  out
by doing just as I am doing. Will Chiropractic do the same?
I  remain,  as  ever,  the  discoverer  and  developer  of  the  science  of
Chiropractic, and am ready to stand by it.
This is the first letter written from my new office which is furnished
by the county. I have given two adjustments which gave reliefmust
not say cure or heal for the State Board has a copyright on that.
As ever.
D. D. Palmer.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906 FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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JUDGE BARKERS INSTRUCTION
TO THE JURY
(Case of State of Iowa vs. D. D. Palmer)
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
In the District Court of the State of Iowa in and for Scott County.
Gentlemen of the Jury:
1.  The  indictment  in  this  case  charges  the  defendant  with  the  crime
of practicing medicine, surgery, or obstetrics without having procured
and  filed  for  record  a  certificate  of  the  State  Board  of  Medical
Examiners.
To this charge the defendant has interposed a plea of not guilty; it is
therefore  incumbent  on  the  State  to  prove  every  fact  essential  to
establish a guilt in order to warrant conviction and to do this the proof
must be made fully. It must conform substantially to the allegations of
the indictment and must establish guilt beyond any reasonable doubt.
2. A reasonable doubt as the words import, a doubt of guilt, which is
founded in reason. It must be a real, substantial doubt and not one that
is merely fanciful or imaginary. It must not be sought after nor should
evidence be strained in order to produce it, for when it is such a doubt
as the law recognizes it arises fairly and naturally in the mind upon a
full consideration of all the facts and circumstances in evidence in the
case.  If  upon  such  consideration  of  the  evidence  the  mind  hesitates
and  is  unable  to  arrive  at  a  conclusion  of  guilt,  that  is  entirely
satisfactory to itself, this will be a reasonable doubt and the defendant
should be given the benefit of it as such. If, however, the facts and cir-
cumstances proved are in your judgment so clear and satisfactory as to
exclude from your mind all such doubts, they should be
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taken  as  true  and  if  they  go  to  the  whole  case  and  are  against  the
defendant  it  will  be  your  duty  to  convict  of  such  offense  as  may  be
proved as hereinafter stated.
3.  The  facts  essential  to  establish  the  guilt  of  a  defendant  or  any  of
such  facts  may  be  shown  by  evidence  either  direct  or  circumstantial.
Direct evidence is the evidence of witnesses to a fact or facts in issue,
of  which  they  have  knowledge  by  means  of  their  senses.
Circumstantial evidence is that which tends to establish a fact or facts
in  issue,  by  the  proofs  of  collateral  facts,  from  which  it  may  be
reasonably and logically deduced that the ultimate fact exists which is
thus sought to be established.
In  order,  however,  to  warrant  a  conviction  upon  circumstantial
evidence  alone  the  facts  proved  must  not  only  be  consistent  with  the
guilt  of  the  accused,  but  they  must  also  be  inconsistent  with  any
rational theory of his innocence.
4.  For  many  years  the  practice  of  medicine  and  surgery  has  been
recognized  by  common  consent  of  all  civilized  nations,  as  well  as  by
their  laws,  as  one  of  the  learned  professions,  requiring  peculiar  skill
and knowledge upon the part of those professing to follow it.
So  little  do  people  generally  know  of  the  subject  that  in  no
profession, occupation or calling are the people more easily or readily
imposed  upon,  and  to  guard  the  people  against  the  effects  of
imposition  or  ignorance,  the  legislatures  of  a  number  of  the  states,
including  our  own,  have  passed  statutes  requiring  that  all  persons
practicing the art of healing shall have some knowledge of the nature
of disease, its origin, its anatomical and physiological features, and its
causative  relations,  and  that  such  knowledge  shall  be  evidenced  by  a
certificate of the State Board of Medical Examiners.
Statutes are not for the purpose of discriminating against or in favor
of  any  school,  or  method  of  practice,  nor  do  they  have  that  effect.
They simply attempt to require knowledge of certain subjects deemed
by  the  legislature  essential  to  enable  the  practitioner  to  intelligently
administer  to  the  needs  of  the  sick  and  leave  it  to  him  to  apply  that
knowledge as his judgment dictates.
That portion of our Iowa statutes bearing upon this question material
to this particular case, is substantially as follows:
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Any person who shall practice medicine, surgery, or obstetrics in the
state without first having obtained and filed for record in the office of
the  recorder  of  the  County  in  which  he  resides,  a  certificate  of  the
State  Board  of  Medical  Examiners,  which  shall  confer  upon  him  the
right  to  practice  medicine,  surgery,  and  obstetrics,  and  who  is  not
embraced in any  of  the  exceptions  provided  for  therein,  is  guilty  of  a
misdemeanor, and upon conviction thereof shall be fined not less than
three hundred dollars and not more than five hundred dollars and shall
stand committed to the County Jail until such fine is paid.
The exceptions referred to are: 1st. Students of medicine, surgery, or
obstetrics,  who  have  had  not  less  than  two  courses  of  lectures  in  a
medical  school  in  good  standing  and  who  prescribe  under  the
supervision  of  preceptors  or  gratuitously  in  cases  of  emergency.  2nd.
Those  who  sell  or  prescribe  mineral  waters  flowing  from  wells  or
springs.  3rd.  Surgeons  of  the  United  States  Army  or  Navy  or  of  the
Marine Hospital service. 4th. Physicians or midwives who at the time
of the passage of the act covering this subject, had procured from the
Board a certificate permitting them to practice without a diploma or an
examination. 5th. Physicians as defined in the statute, who at the date
of  the  taking  effect  of  the  act  governing  this  subject,  to-wit,  January,
1887, had been in practice in this state for five consecutive years, three
of  which  had  been  in  one  locality.  6th.  Filling  prescriptions  by  a
registered  pharmacist.  7th.  Advertising  and  selling  patent  or
proprietory medicines.
5. Practicing medicine, surgery, or obstetrics is being a physician as
used in the statute is defined thereby as: 1st. Publicly professing to be
a  physician,  surgeon,  or  obstetrician  and  assuming  the  duties.  2nd.
Making  a  practice  of  prescribing,  or  of  prescribing  and  furnishing
medicine for the sick. 3rd. Publicly professing to cure or heal.
6.  The  indictment  in  this  case  is  based  upon  this  statute,  which  the
state claims that defendant, D. D. Palmer, has violated. It is couched in
the  language  of  the  statute  and  the  facts  charged  therein  essential  to
establish  the  guilt  of  the  defendants  are:  1st.  That  on  or  about
December  1,  1904,  and  continually  since  that  day  and  up  to  the  7th
day of October, 1905, the day of finding the indictment, the defendant
did unlawfully practice medicine,
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surgery, and obstetrics, and did publicly profess to cure and heal. 2nd.
That this was done in Scott County, Iowa. 3rd. That defendant had not
first obtained a certificate from the Board of Medical Examiners of the
State  of  Iowa  conferring  upon  him  the  right  to  practice  medicine,
surgery,  or  obstetrics  and  recorded  the  same.  4th.  That  the  defendant
was  not  embraced  within  any  one  of  the  seven  exceptions  to  the
statute, naming them, in paragraph 5 of these instructions specifically
set out.
These essential facts, or charges, as already stated to you must have
been  proven  to  you  by  the  evidence  in  the  case,  beyond  a  reasonable
doubt  or  you  should  find  defendant  not  guilty.  If  they  have  been  so
proven you should find him guilty.
7. Proceeding to examine these four charges you should first inquire
whether  or  not  the  defendant  did,  during  the  period  charged  to-wit,
between  December  1,  1904,  and  October  7,  1905,  practice  medicine,
surgery, or obstetrics as defined by the statute.
As  stated  to  you  in  paragraph  5  of  these  instructions  the  statute
provides  three  different  conditions  or  acts,  the  doing  of  any  one  of
which  constitutes  practicing  medicine  within  its  provisions.  Only  one
of  these  is  charged  in  this  indictment,  namely,  that  the  defendant  did
publicly  profess  to  cure  or  heal.  You  should  therefore  confine  your
inquiries to this one charge.
8.  To  publicly  profess  to  cure  or  heal,  means  to  announce  to  the
public  generally  his  claim  of  skill  in  the  art  of  healing,  with  the
purpose  of  treating  the  maladies  of  those  who  may  engage  his
attention.
Such  announcement  may  be  made  in  various  ways,  though  it  is
usually  done  by  means  of  printed  advertisements  in  circulars,  papers,
or other publications.
The scope of your inquiries in this case is further limited by the fact
that  the  only  evidence  before  you  in  this  case  as  to  such  public
profession  on  the  part  of  defendant  is  that  referring  to  his  connection
with  the  magazine  or  journal  called  THE  CHIROPRACTOR,  copies
of which have been introduced.
As to that you are instructed that if you find from an examination of
the matter in these magazines which  the  County  Attorney  has  read  to
you  that  such  matter  contained  therein,  or  any  of  it,  constitutes  an
announcement to the public generally of a claim
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of  skill  upon  the  part  of  defendant  in  the  art  of  healing,  and  further
find  from  all  of  the  evidence  in  the  case  that  such  matter  was
published  in  the  case  with  his  knowledge  and  consent,  and  that  in
making such announcement he had the purpose of treating the disease
or  sickness  of  those  who  come  to  him  in  response  thereto  to  engage
his  attention,  all  of  which  you  must  first  find  beyond  a  reasonable
doubt,  you  should  find  that  he  did  publicly  profess  to  cure  or  heal
within  the  meaning  of  the  statute  and  proceed  to  the  consideration  of
the  remaining  charges  of  the  indictment.  If  you  do  not  so  find  you
should proceed no farther but should return a verdict of not guilty.
9.  The  charge  in  the  indictment  is  that  such  public  profession  of
curing  and  healing  was  continually  made  by  the  defendant  from
December 1, 1904, to October 7, 1905. It is not necessary, however, in
order  to  warrant  a  conviction  for  the  State  to  prove  such  continuous
profession. It is sufficient if it has established by the evidence that the
defendant,  beyond  a  reasonable  doubt,  did  at  any  time  between  the
dates  named,  publicly  profess  to  cure  and  heal,  as  hereinbefore
explained to you.
10.  You  should  next  determine  whether  the  public  profession  of
defendant  to  cure  or  heal,  if  you  should  find  he  did  so  profess,  was
made in Scott County, Iowa. If you should find that it was, you should
then  pass  to  an  examination  of  the  next  charges.  If  not,  you  should
acquit.
11.  The  defendant  can  not  be  found  guilty  under  this  indictment
unless you also find beyond a reasonable doubt that he did not before
profess  to  cure  and  heal,  procure  from  the  Board  of  Medical
Examiners  of  the  State,  a  certificate  authorizing  him  to  practice.  The
statute also provides that such certificate shall be filed by the holder in
the office of the recorder of the county where he resides.
In  order  to  substantiate  its  claim  that  the  certificate  of  defendant,  if
he has one, was not recorded in Scott County, the State has introduced
the  register  of  Physicians  and  Surgeons  of  Scott  County  which  the
recorder of Scott County has testified contains the record made by that
office  of  the  physicians  certificates  filed  therein,  and  is  the  only
record of such certificates kept in that office.
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If you should find from this and from all of the evidence in the case
that the defendant did not file any such certificate in the office  of  the
recorder of Scott County, then the burden is upon him to show that he
did in fact have such certificate, and it is for you to say from all of the
evidence  in  the  case  whether  he  did  or  did  not  have  it.  If  he  had  you
must acquit him. If he had not you should proceed to the next inquiry.
12.  As  to  the  fourth  charge,  namely,  that  the  defendant  was  not
embraced within any one of the seven exceptions to the statute which I
have above enumerated, the burden is upon the defendant to prove to
you that he was within one of them, if he so claims to be. If he has not
done so you should find that he was not embraced within them or any
of them.
13.  If  you  find  against  the  defendant  upon  all  of  the  four  essential
facts to which I have called your attention in the 6th paragraph of this
charge  you  should  find  him  guilty.  If  you  do  not  you  should  acquit
him.
14. You by the law are made the sole judges of the credibility of the
witnesses who have appeared  before  you  and  of  the  right  to  be  given
to all of the evidence introduced in the case, under your oaths as jurors
you  have  undertaken  to  decide  the  case  in  accordance  with  that
evidence and these instructions. With the wisdom of the statute, or the
character of the practice or other business of defendant, if any such is
shown by the evidence, you are not concerned.
It  is  your  duty  as  I  feel  assured  it  is  your  desire  to  decide  only  that
one question, namely, did the defendant in Scott County, Iowa, at the
time  stated  publicly  profess  to  cure  or  heal,  he  not  having  first
procured  a  certificate  and  not  being  within  one  of  the  exceptions  by
the statute provided, all as hereinbefore explained.
You  should  not  allow  anything  to  divert  your  minds  from  the
decision of that one issue.
If,  from  all  of  the  evidence,  you  are  satisfied  beyond  a  reasonable
doubt  that  the  defendant  did  so  public  profess  to  cure  and  heal  not
having  a  certificate  and  not  being  within  one  of  such  exceptions  you
would  be  justified  in  finding  him  guilty.  If  you  do  not,  you  should
acquit him.
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Herewith I hand you two forms of verdict. When you have reached
your conclusions, select the one which expresses them, have it signed
by one of your number selected by you as foreman and bring it into
court as your verdict.
A. P. Barker, Judge.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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D. D. PALMERS ADDRESS TO THE JUDGE
When Asked Have You Any Reason Why
Sentence Should Not Be Passed Upon You?
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Your  Honor,  I  am  pleased  to  have  the  opportunity  of  saying
something  in  my  defense.  I  have  lived  in  Davenport  twenty  years.
Have followed my practice unmolested. I have been interfered with six
times.  The  jury  was  not  to  blame  for  rendering  the  verdict  they  did.
Behind the jury was the  judge,  who  gave  his  instructions.  Behind  the
judge was the medical law. This law was not made by the people, but
by  the  medical  profession.  It  was  made  for  the  purpose  of  protecting
that profession; not for protecting you and me.
I,  as  D.  D.  Palmer,  the  discoverer  and  developer,  the  originator  of
Chiropractic,  who  has  brought  into  this  city  for  the  last  twenty  years
from  $5,000  to  $25,000  cash  to  be  expended  among  you;  I,  the
developer  of  Chiropractic,  feel  that  I  have  a  constitutional  liberty  to
the  discovery  that  I  have  made  and  the  people  have  the  right  to  it.
When  Con  Murphy  came  in  here  yesterday,  the  assisting  prosecuting
attorney, he did not offer his services as prosecuting attorney. He was
brought  into  my  office  suffering  excruciating  pain  from  sciatic
rheumatism, and was cured with one adjustment. It was a crime to tell
it.
Dr. P. M. Bracelin was cured of rheumatism he had had since a boy,
by  four  adjustments.  Chiropractic  adjustments  are  not  known  and
never  were  until  I  developed  them.  It  is  not  Osteopathy.  I  feel  that
those  are  my  thoughts,  my  ideas,  and  as  the  seal  of  Iowa  says:  Our
liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain. This I will do even
if behind the bars.
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Now  then  the  prosecuting  attorney  made  a  very  fine  finish.  I
anticipated  it,  but  my  attorneys  did  not.  Why  did  not  Dr.  D.  D.
Palmer  seek  protection  from  the  State  of  Iowa?  When  you  become
acquainted with D. D. Palmer you will find a different kind of a man
Osteopathy had existed 47 years before it was recognized by a single
state, and then Osteopaths had only six students. Chiropractic has been
existing  10  years  and  last  year  The  Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic
turned  out  30  students.  Among  these  were  M.D.s,  Eclectics,
Homeopaths,  and  Osteopaths.  Dr.  W.  W.  Baileys  wife  was  cured  of
cancer of the right breast and he was man enough to pay $500 to learn
Chiropractic.  He  has  cured  typhoid  fever  with  one  adjustment.  It  is  a
crime for me to tell it, though. The Medical Board of the State of Iowa
say it is a crime to publicly tell of any good you have done in this line.
The  Osteopaths  today  are  given  credit  by  the  Medical  Fraternity  to
be  ahead  of  them  in  anatomy,  physiology,  and  other  necessary
branches  they  are  studying.  Last  April,  40  Osteopaths  applied  for
examination in the State of Illinois and not one of them passed. One of
the  California  gentlemen  told  me  he  had  in  his  possession  the
questions before hand and the way he got them was by greasing their
paws with money.
Your  Honor,  I  ask  for  the  benefit  of  the  county  that  you  make  the
penalty  as  light  as  possible  that  the  county  shall  be  put  to  no  more
expense  than  necessary,  so  that  it  will  not  take  so  long  to  eat  out  my
board  bill.  I  do  this,  Your  Honor,  conscientiously.  Chiropractic  is
mine.  I  will  stand  by  it  as  long  as  I  live,  even  behind  the  bars.  There
are today 500 practitioners. I do not expect my enemies to favor me. I
ask Your Honor to be as lenient as you can so as to put the county to
as little expense as possible.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
WHY DOESNT MR. PALMER PAY
HIS FINE?
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
D.  D.  Palmer  does  not  pay  his  fine  because  he  thinks  it  unjust.
Consequently, he looks upon it as a holdup.
Think of fining a man for doing good. The only complaint made was
that  he  did  not  procure  a  permit  from  his  competitors,  his  enemies.
Competition should be the law of trade; survival of the fittest; special
privileges to none, an open field for all. Such is American.
D. D. Palmer and his son could have kept the science of Chiropractic
entirely  to  themselves;  but  instead  they  are  teaching  it  to  Allopaths,
Homeopaths,  Eclectics,  Osteopaths,  Ophthalmologists,  and  the  laity.
These  desire  to  learn  the  best  method  of  relieving  mankind  of  their
ailments.
Chiropractic  is  an  innovation  making  inroads  on  therapeutical
methods, such as  the  world  has  never  before  witnessed.  It  adjusts  the
cause  of  disease,  instead  of  treating  the  effects.  All  methods,
heretofore, have treated effects. It is high time that we should find the
cause of ailments and adjust them.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
TRUTH CRUSHED TO EARTH WILL
RISE AGAIN
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The crucifying of Jesus did not retard his teachings.
When  John  Brown  was  hung,  altho  by  the  authority  of  the  United
States,  that  act  made  as  many  abolitionists  as  he  had  drops  of  blood.
His good work went marching on.
The murder of Joseph and Hiram Smith of Nauvoo, Illinois, did not
retard  their  teachings.  All  this  rumpus  about  Smoot  is  advertising
mormonism. They realize the injustice but have an inward satisfaction
in knowing that such work is making converts.
The  Chicago  papers  tried  to  down  John  Alexander  Dowie,  but  they
only  advertised  him  and  made  him  worth  $28,000,000.  The  last  few
years, they have ceased to persecute him, and the result is, he has lost
his grip and is cast out by his followers.
Homeopathy  had  prejudice  to  overcome  and  a  fight  against  the
established  allopaths.  Osteopathy  did  not  develop  numbers  for  nearly
50  years.  When  the  medical  fraternity  began  their  crusade,  then  they
increased.
Persecution  sweetens  the  work  of  martyrs.  Placing  D.  D.  Palmer
behind iron bars, confining him to a space 7 x 9 feet, does not cramp
his intellect. His brain is active. Often in the midnight hours he arises
and writes articles which adorn the pages of this issue.
Such men as D. D. Palmer turn defeat into success.
Dr.  Palmers  prison  life  is  being  sweetened  by  the  remembrance  of
many aches and pains he has relieved.
Cure and heal are two of the Allopathic sign boards. They use them as
a contrast to Disease is an enemy which we must combat. We must
charge it with shot and shell. Medical doctors
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have bravely fought for the lives of their children. They have used the
best  weapons  they  could  plan  and  build.  They  have  failed  to  batter
down  and  take  the  forts  of  the  enemy,  because  the  enemy  had  guns
and ammunition of greater strength and longer range. They will boast
of their armamentarium, how well they are fortified and prepared to
fight  the  invader.  They  swell  up  with  self  conceit  and  talk  about
stamping  out  disease.  They  will  tell  you  of  their  great  fight  with
epidemics,  and  how  they  came  off  victorious.  They  display  on  their
bulletin  boards  their  patient  fighting  for  life,  and  there  is  one  chance
left.
Why not learn the cause of disease and find that the origin is within
the person afflicted; that it is but disturbed function? All functions are
performed by and thru nerves. Nerves impinged in any one of the 300
joints  of  the  bony  frame  work  cause  abnormal  action,  resulting  in
symptoms  we  name  disease.  M.D.s  talk  about  fighting  disease,
stamping  it  out,  strengthening  their  armamentarium  so  that  they  may
conquer and come off the battlefield victorious.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
DR. D. D. PALMER TALKS IN JAIL
Will Serve Entire Sentence Rather Than Pay Fine.
Confined in a Cell 9 x 11 Feet, and Treated as Ordinary Prisoner.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906, FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  who  is  serving  a  105-day  sentence  in  the  county
jail,  was  interviewed  in  his  cell  Sunday  afternoon  by  a  Democrat
representative  who  inquired  how  jail  life  was  agreeing  with  him.  To
this question, Dr. Palmer replied:
Its not so bad as  some  people  might  suppose.  The  first  day  naturally  was  the
hardest to bear; the second day was easier; and so on until now I am reconciled to
my fate. I am here for a principle which is Chiropractic. This is mine. I discovered
and  developed  it.  No  medical  school  has  ever  practiced  or  used  it.  In  doing  so  I
am not practicing surgery, medicine, or obstetrics. I am opposed to the practice of
medicine in all its branches.
WILL NOT PAY FINE
Many  people  are  saying  on  the  street  that  you  will  soon  become
tired  of  jail  life  and  pay  your  fine  in  order  to  be  released,  stated  the
reporter to Dr. Palmer. To this information, the doctor replied:
I will pay no fine and will serve out the entire sentence if required to do so.  I
feel  less  and  less  every  day  like  paying  a  fine.  A  rather  interesting  incident
occurred  in  connection  with  my  sentence.  After  I  went  to  jail,  several  parties
phoned  to  my  home  and  others  called  offering  to  lend  me  money  with  which  to
pay  my  fine.  I  am  not  in  cell  for  lack  of  princiPAL  but  for  an  abundance  of
princiPLE.
IN A SMALL CELL
Ever  since  Dr.  Palmer  went  to  jail,  the  general  impression  has
prevailed  over  town  that  he  was  a  prisoner  in  name  only  and  was
given special privileges, etc., while serving his sentence.
This is a false impression. When The Democrat representative called
at the jail and asked Turnkey Eldridge to see Dr. Palmer.
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the  turnkey  picked  up  his  bunch  of  keys  and  led  the  reporter  through
the  jail  corridor  to  the  east  wing  of  the  jail.  At  a  certain  cell,  Mr.
Eldridge  stopped,  inserted  the  key  in  the  steel  door,  and  swung  it
open.  Inside  this  cell,  which  is  9  x  11  feet  in  dimension,  was  Dr.
Palmer.  He  entered  this  cell  on  the  morning  he  began  serving  his
sentence and has not stepped out of it since.
In  the  cell  is  a  cot,  two  chairs,  a  small  table,  and  a  typewriter.  The
only  things  the  doctor  is  allowed  in  his  cell  that  are  not  found  in  the
cells  of  the  other  prisoners  are  the  extra  chair,  the  table,  and  the
typewriter, books, literature, flowers, plants, and writing materials.
CLEANS CELL HIMSELF
A  noticeable  feature  about  the  cell  in  which  Dr.  Palmer  is  confined
is  its  cleanliness.  Soon  after  entering  it,  Dr.  Palmer  himself  went  to
work  and  gave  it  a  thorough  scrubbing.  Every  morning  he  spends  an
hour or so in cleaning it, and making it as attractive as possible.
Dr. Palmer states he is treated well by all the jail officials and has no
complaint to make. Only one thing I would like to do which they will
not  allow  me,  stated  the  doctor,  is  to  hang  out  my  sign  over  the
window to my cell.
TIME PASSES QUICKLY
Continuing, Dr. Palmer, who by the way is the elder doctor and not
the son, as is misunderstood by some, said:
Time  passes  very  quickly  in  jail.  I  spend  the  time  in  reading,  writing,  and
studying  Chiropractic.  I  am  living  on  the  prison  food  and  have  requested  my
family  not  to  send  me  any  delicacies.  Prison  food  is  not  bad.  I  can  stand  it.  As
long as my wife and son stand by me, I will be patient and remain contented. You
see,  some  friends  sent  me  those  beautiful  flowers  today.  Well,  I  certainly
appreciate this kind remembrance, also visits of my friends who have come to the
jail to see me.Democrat, 4/2/06.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, April-May, 1906 FORTY-FIVE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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THE HISTORY AND PHILOSOPHY OF
CHIROPRACTIC
By D. D. Palmer
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. II, No. 11, October, 1906,
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
You want to hear something in regard to the History and Philosophy
of  Chiropractic.  That  is  why  I  arose  at  2:00  a.m.  this  morning.  In
giving  this,  there  are  many  minor  details  altho  they  were  interesting
and  instructive  to  me,  which  will  be  omitted  for  want  of  time.  I  must
also  remember  that  as  students  you  are  supposed  to  have  read  my
articles of the past so I must present to your view something new; or at
least give it in such manner that it will not be a tiresome repetition.
My environments, over which I have no control, have forced me into
Chiropractic. I have done the best I could; angels could not have done
better.  If  my  surroundings  had  been  different,  I  might  have
accomplished  more  towards  enlightening  mankind  as  to  the  cause  of
disease. I will, however, leave the world the better for my having lived
in it, which is more than many an M.D. can say.
I  am  requested  to  give  you  a  knowledge  of  facts  and  events  which
led  up  to  the  discovery  and  development  of  the  science  which  I  had
the honor of naming Chiropractic. Even this credit has been denied me
by a few who have tried to wrest it from me.
For ten years I practiced the healing art under the name of magnetic.
I then laid my hands on the diseased parts and did not slap or rub as is
usually  done  by  vital  healers.  I  now  see  that  I  then  reduced  the
over-excited  inflamed  condition  of  nerves,  or  vitalized  the  depressed
state. That is all there is to mental and physical magnetic treatment, no
matter  by  what  known  or  the  power  supposed  to  exist  behind  the
influence.
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Before discovering that diseases  are  caused  by  luxated  bones,  I  had
learned many things which led up to and were a part of untold value in
developing the science of Chiropractic. For example, I had found that
strabismus,  vacillation  of  the  eyes,  lippitudo,  commonly  known  as
blear eyes, being a chronic inflammation of the tarsal margins,  which
are  red;  gums  receding  from  the  teeth,  leaving  them  bare  to  the
alveolar  process;  paralysis  agitans  were  accompanied  and  I  then
supposed  were  caused  by  spinal  nerves  in  bundles  known  to  the
medical profession as thirty-one-pairs of nerves; that these leash fibres
passed to various portions of the body; then I comprehended why  the
above  mentioned  diseases  co-existed  with  each  other.  An
impingement of the nerves (fibre bundles) as it passes thru a foramen,
composed of two bones, notches which slide upon each other, thereby
contracting or  enlarging  the  opening,  may  press  upon  one  or  more  of
these  fibres  or  change  from  one  fibre  to  another,  when  impinged  by
occlusion.  Here  is  the  explanation  why  strabismus,  eye  balls
vacillating,  and  paralysis  agitans  are  caused  by  nerves  being  very
much  compressed;  while  blear  eyes,  granulated  eyelids,  gums  in-
flamed  and  swollen,  even  to  forming  pus,  are  because  of  a  slight
pressure.  These  affections  are  often  found  in  the  same  person  at  the
same  time.  When  we  find  any  one  of  the  above  conditions,  we  know
where to locate, and how to remove the pressures.
This same Chiropractic knowledge locates the cause of exopthalmis
goitre at S.P., which consists of protusions of the eyes, enlargement of
the  thyroid  gland,  violent  action  of  the  heart,  indigestion,  and  other
physical  disturbances.  At  S.P.  there  are  nerve  fibres  which  go  to  and
end in all the disturbed localities.
Chiropractors  have  no  use  for  such  explanations  as  sympathetic
one ailment causing another.
B.  J.  Palmer  was  the  first  person  who  learned  that  a  light  pressure
produced  inflammation,  an  excessive  amount  of  heat,  over  functional
activity;  while  a  heavy  pressure  caused  paralysis,  lack  of  function.
This  new  thot  brot  much  light  on  what  was  otherwise  obscure.  It
explains  why  mental  and  physical  magnetic  influence  returned  the
functions  of  nerves  to  their  normal  amount  of  action,  the  healer
controlling, more or less, the nerves of the patient. The same principle
holds true in our day as twenty centuries ago, when The Great Healer
Himself took our infirmities and bore our sicknesses.
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I  have  always  made  it  a  rule  to  keep  my  eyes  and  ears  open,  never
afraid  to  gather  information  from  nature,  washwomen  or  angels.  I
want  you  to  learn  to  grasp  new  thots  after  thoro  investigation;  think
independently  for  yourselves.  It  is  surprising  how  few  dare  to
investigate,  preferring  to  follow  blindly  in  the  footsteps  of  others.  To
illustrate:  For  hundreds  of  years  we  have  been  told,  none  dared  to
think otherwise, that a certain number and size of gold fish should be
kept  or  shipped  in  a  certain  quantity  of  water.  Several  years  ago,  I
discovered that it was surface not depth that was needed; that as many
fish  could  be  kept  or  shipped  in  a  depth  of  3  inches  as  3  feet.  The
amount  of  oxygen  received  depends  upon  surface  and  plant  growth,
not depth. I have 45 fish, average length 5 inches. These are kept in a
tank of 7 square feet surface.  Water  never  changes;  fish  never  fed.  A
year  ago  I  would  have  thot  this  impossible.  The  receiver  of  fish  has
been paying the express companies for three times as much weight of
water as is required. Follow nature. Chiropractic is founded on natural
lawstrue anatomy.
The gold fish dealer is always asked: How often do you change the
water?  What  do  you  feed  them?  This  method  of  reasoning,  born  of
superstition,  is  as  wrong  and  unnatural  as  it  is  to  treat  the  effects
instead  of  adjusting  cause.  Reason  depends  upon  and  is  acquired  by
education; we think as we have been instructed. Nature never changes
the water in ponds. The aquarium is but a small one, controlled by the
same  natural  laws.  Under  natural  conditions  fish  are  never  fed  from
the  hand  of  man.  They  find  their  sustenance  in  the  water,  vegetation
that  grows  there.  When  lakes,  ponds,  or  puddles  become  warm,  the
water  is  made  green  on  the  surface  or  the  water  itself  becomes  so,
unless there is sufficient amount of plants growing in it. This green is
but vegetation, the more heat and sunshine the greater the amount. The
more  trees  on  land,  the  less  grass.  The  more  water  plants,  the  clearer
will  the  water  be.  Gold  fish  eat  only  in  warm  weather;  they  live  on
growing green vegetables and should not be fed on any other food.
The less you feed and change the water, the longer will your fish live
in a healthy condition.
We  have  been  accustomed  to  think  and  speak  of  still  water,  made
green with vegetation, as stagnant, malarial, a breeder of
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diseases.  This  is  allopathic,  and  like  all  their  ideas  is  false.  The
vegetation in the water does not create disease, any more than similar
growth on land. Fish dealers advise keeping water plants in aquariums
for  aerating,  to  furnish  oxygen.  It  is  far  more  important  as  food  for
young fish acquiring saleable size. It is amusing and instructive for us
to watch hundreds of plump, sleek, baby fish eat growing plants.
If  the  aquarium  water  becomes  too  green,  too  full  of  vegetation,  so
that  inmates  cannot  be  readily  seen,  give  less  light.  Do  not  feed  gold
fish  any  kind  of  food  from  the  table,  other  than  green  vegetables
growing  in  their  water  element.  Never  speak  of  green  water  in  a
derisive manner; it is not impure or foul, just because nature sees fit to
grow vegetation.
Chiropractic  is  a  science  built  on  natures  order.  All  therapeutical
methods  have  originated  in  superstition,  therefore  fanatical  and
bigoted.  Chiropractors  have  dared  to  ask  why  functions  are
abnormally performed, and have looked to nature for an answer.
The  originator  of  Chiropractic  was  surrounded  at  birth  with  the
forest primeval of Canada. His cradle was the bark of hemlock, curled
into suitable shape by the sun. He loved to study creation as he found
it.  By  seeking,  he  discovered  that  irregularities  existing  between
bones,  constituting  the  frame  of  the  human  body,  caused  all  the
miseries named disease. Chiropractors have not been content with this
amount  of  understanding;  they  comprehend  that  all  animated  nature,
where the nervous system depends upon a backbone, is subject to the
same laws.
Mankind are poisoned by obnoxious air, food, water, and drugs. Our
domestic  fowls  are  made  sick  by  the  effluvia  from  accumulated
droppings  under  the  roost.  Superstitions,  mistaken  benevolence,  feed
the gold fish oatmeal, crackers and bread from the table, creating such
diseases as dropsy, varicolity of the fins and tail, in which red bloody
streaks  appear.  They  become  agglutinated,  the  tissue  between  the
spines decays, leaving the extremities looking like disarranged bristles
on  a  brush.  Frequently  portions  of  the  body  become  covered  with
fungus,  instead  of  its  slimy  protection.  All  these  diseases  are  by
unnatural food, which poisons the fish as much so as other vertebrates
are poisoned. Poison acts upon the sensory nerves; they in turn control
the
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motor,  which  draws  vertebrae  out  of  alignment,  whether  in  man,
horse,  fowl,  or  fish.  A  book  on  gold  fish  says,  A  keeper  of  an
aquarium  should  understand  how  to  administer  remedies.  I  would
replace this advice with An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of
cure.
Treating  effects  has  been  born  of  superstitious  reasoning.  Two
hundred  years  ago  amulets  and  charms  were  prescribed  by  allopaths;
in  fact,  they  were  used  in  my  boyhood  days.  Specific,  pure,
unadulterated  Chiropractic  is  the  first  to  cut  out  all  superstitious
methods.
My mother was as full of witchcraft and superstition as an egg is full
of meat; my father, on the contrary, had none of either.
Chiropractic  principles  are  not  new;  they  existed  as  long  as
backbones.  They  were  recently  discovered.  How  much  more  there  is
for you and me to learn is a question which time alone will solve.
You may think this article somewhat fishy; but if I have caused you
to  consider,  giving  you  one  idea  that  will  help  to  liberate  your  mind
from  the  allopathic  method  of  meditating,  treating  effects,  then  you
will have been benefitted, and I will have accomplished my purpose.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. II, No. 11, October 1906,
FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
THANKSGIVING
Toast Delivered by Uncle Howard Nutting at The P.S.C.
Thanksgiving Dinner, 1906.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume III, Nos. 1-2,
December-January, 1906-07FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
We are thankful we are not as other men. Friends of Chiropractic do
not  claim  superiority  except  we  DO  know  how  to  keep  in  proper
condition to enjoy an occasion of this nature.
Many surrounding their tables today, heavily laden with the choicest
of  foods  that  can  be  conjured  by  chefs,  are  unable  to  relish  the
smallest  portion  of  their  Thanksgiving  dinner.  Too  rich,  sweet,  or
highly  seasoned  and  dare  not  partake  for  fear  of  results.  There  is
nothing deficient or excessive in its preparation. They are not hungry;
or,  if  so,  their  taste  demands  something  different  from  what  is  before
them.  Being  diseased,  their  taste  demands  likewise;  the  cook  being
blamed  for  the  consequent  symptoms  and  causes  being  within
themselves.
These  unfortunates  are  to  be  pitied  rather  than  blamed.  Like  the
Wise Men of the East, Chiropractic  has  discovered  the  star  of  health,
which  has  been  strictly  followed.  Others  have  heard  of  an  imaginary
Health Star; only Chiropractors have beheld its brilliancy. Perhaps our
friends  or  foes  have  conversed  with  those  who  have  bathed  in  its
gleams,  enjoyed  its  blessings.  Instead  of  investigating  or  beholding,
they  have  fled  onthey  knew  not  wherewith  the  little  strength  at
their  command,  lest  they  might  be  so  blinded  by  its  dazzling
brightness  that  they  would  be  unable  to  enjoy  the  effects  of  quinine,
cocaine,  and  strychnine,  or  feel  the  soothing  effects  of  mustard
plasters or blisters produced by castor oil.
Frequently we reach  a  fallen  victim,  weak  and  exhausted,  unable  to
keep up with that demented throng who, under the lash
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Chiropractic  stars  rays.  Lift  him.  No  sooner  does  he  behold  the  of
drug  dispensers  are  forced  on  lest  they  be  overtaken  by  the  happy,
healthy,  rosy  cheeks  of  which  a  Chiropractic  following  is  composed,
than a new and brighter hope cheers him onward.
The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold
as  a  lion.  Chiropractic  marches  steadily  onward,  knowing  full  well
that  to  keep  guided  by  this  lucky  star  is  to  be  a  happy  and  healthy
people.
Our sick brothers cannot escape, no matter how fast they are driven;
they may be kept just beyond the reach of this particular star but new
constellations  are  being  rapidly  created.  The  firmament  will  soon  be
studded  with  shining  gems  of  light  of  such  intensity  that  it  will  be
impossible to be driven into grottos where these rays of light will not
permeate.  They  need  only  to  be  allowed  to  see  to  be  convinced.  The
time  is  rapidly  approaching  when  all  will  be  alight.  Darkness  of
superstition and mystery will be bounded into narrower confines.
If there are any present who suffer inconvenience from the effects of
this tempting and bountiful supply of edibles, let  him  or  her  step  into
the  adjusting  rooms,  ring  the  class  gong,  and  two  score  and  ten  of
willing hearts and helping hands will respond and relieve them.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume III, Nos. 1-2,
December-January, 1906-07FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
CELL TISSUES AS BASIS OF LIFE
Interesting Lecture Delivered by Dr. B. J. Palmer
Chiropractic Is First School that Has Bridged the
Gulf Between Mental and Physical Phenomena.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. III, Nos. 1-2,
December-January, 1906-07FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Chiropractic  is  the  first  school  that  has  bridged  the  gulf  which  has
existed between the mental and physical phenomena. No school, up to
the advent of Chiropractic, has made practical the study of the missing
link  between  them.  We  will  tonight  reach  another  step;  one  that
involves a more physiological principle owing to its demonstration  in
the  living  bodyhow  action  of  impulse  is  converted  into
manifestations of life in tissue cells to make one future unit.
The  two  sex  elements  fused  present  millions  of  germinated
microscopic  cells,  every  one  representing  many  other  nucleated  cells,
each  of  which  is  capable  of  enlargement,  and  by  the  process  of  cell
expansion  makes  many  other  cells  apparent.  This  is  supposed  to  be
cell  division,  but  they  are  transforming  thru  the  process  of  cell
expansion from the germinal stage.
The  growth  of  the  body  is  a  process  of  expansion  of  millions  of
germinal  cells  that  are  deposited  under  favorable  circumstances,  the
expansion of which develops  in  various  tissues.  The  fetus  expands  to
the  child,  the  child  to  youth,  the  youth  to  adult,  the  adult  to  aged
period.  At  last  period  all  creative  or  sub-layers  of  cells  have  been
utilized  and  enlarged;  supply  is  spent  and  reserve  force  is  gone.  Old
age cells have been expanded and utilized. When the full expansion of
cells has taken place, at any age, death is the result. Youth  of  sixteen
may have all cells abnormally expanded; if so, death is result.
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Each  living  unit,  whether  it  be  a  plant  or  human,  has  a  certain
number  of  reserve  cells  to  take  the  place  of  those  that  have  been
utilized in normal functions of man. These should, in the normal, pass
outward at a gradual rate of speed.  This  always  depends  upon  supply
and demand. Life is shortened in proportion to the extensive abnormal
demand made upon reserve cells. If one hundred years is  normal  life,
and  one-third  of  reserve  cells  have  been  used  by  disease  before
sixty-six  years,  then  life  reaches  an  end  at  66  2/3  years.  He  has  used
100  per  cent  of  reserve  cells  in  period  of  66  years.  If  degenerating
diseases are not existent, life would mature to a normal fruitage.
Life exists in two forms. The mental, which we do not feel, hear, or
recognize  with  any  of  the  senses,  is  called  Innate  and  makes  itself
known  thru  medium  of  Innate  brain.  Innate  life  exists  in  unbounded
quantities;  it  has  no  space  limit  nor  is  it  bounded.  Physical  life  is
limited  to  the  capacity  or  ability  of  nerves  for  conveying  impressions
and  impulses  from  the  mind.  Life  is  a  power;  action  is  to  express
mental  power  by  nerve  impulse.  Action  is  produced  by  impulse
expanding  each  individual  cell,  thus  changing  it  from  germinated  or
youthful state to  matured  cell  or  adult.  Complete  expansion  is  mental
life normally expressed. Physical life is the process of cell expansion.
Cold  produces  contraction;  heat  expansion.  This  is  why  all  nature
blooms and grows in summer. Trees and other natural products are in
a  condition  of  contraction,  dormant  as  it  were  in  winter.  Bodily
expansion  is  possible  under  certain  circumstances;  that  is  why  the
body is always kept warm.
Take  away  the  function  of  individual  expansion,  by  pressure  upon
nerve  impulse  at  the  spinal  column  where  subluxations  are,  and
paralysis exists. Create too much expansion, a superfluity, and growth
or  enlargement  exists.  Normal  expansion  which  is  always  guided  by
Innate  brain,  if  not  interfered  with,  always  is  reached  provided  no
obstructions  exist  between  the  formation  of  mental  impulse,
transmission thru nerves and its  expression  at  peripheral  nerve  fibers,
due to subluxations of vertebrae. Anything that stops expansion is just
that much interfering with the expression of life.
Man is a complete unit. He depends upon nothing for sympathy. He
has within himself all that is necessary to maintain
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normal  health.  He  has  the  nervous  fibers  necessary  to  carry  every
brain impulse. These come direct from the spinal cord. It shows every
nerve  fiber  that  exists  in  the  body,  and  every  nerve  fiber  entering  the
spinal cord is represented within the brains.
Voluntary  brain  expands  just  so  much  as  man  uses  it.  As  he  uses
certain  voluntary  impulses,  he  is  just  that  much  causing  voluntary
mental germinal cells to expand. The more he thinks, the easier it is to
think. The more he studies, the easier it is to study. The more his mind
is  concentrated  upon  any  one  thought,  the  easier  it  is  for  him  to
continue, because he correspondingly enlarges or expands those cells.
Goiters, tumors, and other abnormal enlargements represent diseased
expansion  before  their  time.  We  have  an  expansion  of  many  cells
which  are  maturing  abnormally  before  their  rightful,  fruitful  period.
We  have  no  new  cell  growth,  simply  an  expansion  of  that  which
previously existed, even though it be in germinal form.
We  have  here  discussed  the  enlargement  or  swelling  that  exists  in
each  cell  of  the  region  affected,  because  there  is  pressure  upon  the
functional  nerves  controlling  expansion.  As  long  as  this  abnormal
stimulated condition exists the tumor continues to expand. Add to the
above  a  future  excessive  heat  or  fever  to  those  tissues,  and
decomposition  follows.  An  excessive  deposition  of  nutritious
substances,  minus  the  impulse  to  convert  it,  with  germinal  cellular
expansion,  means  a  tumor  or  goiter.  The  enlargement  of  the  stock  of
germinal  cells  which  would  have  otherwise  gradually  and  normally
developed in five years, has now enlarged abnormally in one year. The
faster  these  individual  germinal  cells  are  expanded  abnormally  in
youth  or  adult,  the  shorter  is  the  life.  Remember  that  Innate  can
continue her work as long as there are germinal cells to expand. When
all of these are expanded then the condition is death.
Chiropractic  studies  fundamental  principles  of  health  and  disease,
reaching  the  conclusion  that  life  is  exemplified  under  inhabitable
conditions. Disease represents the obstructions or interference. A light
pressure  upon  life-conveying  nerves  increases  the  function  of  the
nerve  impinged.  What  is  the  proper  thing  to  do?  Are  you  going  to
continue to treat effects, remove this ex-
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pension  of  cells  in  the  tumor  by  an  operation,  or  are  you  going  to
adjust the cause (pressure upon nerves in spinal column) thus restoring
normal impulse, hence retracing the steps from disease to health?
Life,  philosophically  speaking,  is  the  harmonious  connection  be-
tween  brain  and  physical  body.  Physiologically  speaking,  it  is  the
normal expansion of tissue cells. Disease, philosophically speaking, is
the  partial  interference  of  impulses  between  brain  and  physical  body
by pressure  upon  nerves.  Physiologically  speaking,  it  is  the  excess  or
lack  of  normal  expansion  of  tissue  cells.  Death,  philosophically
speaking,  is  the  complete  cessation  of  impulses  due  to  the  complete
disconnection  between  the  brain  and  the  body.  Physiologically
speaking,  it  is  that  stage  where  no  more  germinal  cells  exist  to  allow
normal expansion.
Which  is  bettertreating  effects,  or  restoring  normal  functions
under Chiropractic adjustment?
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. III, Nos. 1-2
December-January, 1906-07FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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STRAY THOUGHTS ON CHIROPRACTIC
AND THE P.S.C.
Address Delivered at December, 1906, Graduation
By Shegetaro Morikubo
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume III, Nos. 1-2,
December-January, 1906-07, FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Professors, Students of The P.S.C., and Visitors:
Alexander  the  Great,  at  the  end  of  his  expedition  to  conquer  the
oriental  empires,  wept,  thinking  there  were  no  more  worlds  to
vanquish. A scientist might as  well  weep  when  he  mastered  the  great
domains  of  Chiropractic,  for  there  is  no  other  science  worth
surmounting when Chiropractic is one of his possessions. We  are  not
so  small,  however,  as  was  this  warrior.  We  are  pioneers  of  that  great
and  benevolent  philosophy  which  controls  the  destinies  of  human
thought,  life,  and  death.  If  tears  are  shed  tonight,  it  will  be  for  joy
not  disappointmentwhich  foretells  the  good  will  and  happiness  of
the inhabitants upon the earth.
The land being conquered, our next move is to build cities or reason;
drain foul marshes filled with poisonous drugs; pull, by the roots, the
ugly  weeds  of  medical  tyranny  and  intolerance;  erect  lighthouses  to
illumine  the  darkness  of  medical  and  Osteopathic  superstition;  and
build  colleges  where  common  sense  will  be  taught  to  those  who
believe  that  philosophy,  not  superstition,  to  the  human  race  is  the
physicians spoon or druggists mallet and bowl.
We  must  build  infirmaries  where  the  sick  and  suffering  are  not
tortured  by  being  compelled  to  swallow  poisons  that  kill  life;  where
they are not forced to subject themselves to sharp-edged knives thrust
into their quivering flesh; where morality will not be at its lowest ebb
and  sacredness  of  sex  is  ridiculed  and  played  with  in  the  hands  of
those  who  are  licensed  to  violate  every  law  of  common  decency.  We
will build places where the sick and
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deprived of reason, and all those whose powers of life are diminished
because  of  some  disease,  will  be  made  well  without  sacrifice,  either
mental agony or physical pains.
These  thoughts  had  not  reached  my  conception  until  comparatively
recent  date.  Not  until  I  had  thoroly  digested  the  philosophy  of
Chiropractic  did  I  awaken  to  its  magnitude  and  breadth.  I  was
disappointed, I must confess, when I first came to The Palmer School.
The lecture hall was not resplendent with dazzling beauty; it occupied
only  one  cellar  room  with  poor  ventilation,  and  a  few  dried  up
skeletons  of  some  sinners  who  submitted  themselves  to  the  infallible
wisdom of allopathic sages.
Instead of finding Plato-like personages as my professors, there was
one  elderly  gentleman  with  rather  old-fashioned  gray  beard,  and  one
young  man  who  is  not  strikingly  handsome.  For  some  time  their
lectures  sounded  like  so  much  twaddle.  All  was  chaos.  But  lo!
Gradually  a  feeble  light  appeared  in  the  far  distance.  Later  it  became
brighter,  illuminating  nearer  and  farther,  and  behold!  I  discovered
Chiropractic in all its depth and true significance.
Ever since, the lectures became great feasts to my intellect and heart.
The cellar room was converted into a Platos academy where this great
philosophy was taught, and the younger mans homely nose appeared
like that of Socrates. At no other time in my past life had my intellect
been  so  stimulated  as  it  has  been  in  The  Palmer  School.  I  have  been
under  instructions  of  some  of  the  ablest  men,  both  oriental  and
occidental, in philosophy, but none  of  them  gave  such  impetus  to  my
understanding as The Palmers, son and father.
They have pointed me the way leading to the realm of thought, to the
mysterious  workings  of  Innate,  and  to  the  solution  of  the  most
obstruse philosophical problems of all agesthe relation of mind and
body. Think of the great doctrine as taught by Dr. Palmer, embracing
the  empires  of  theology,  metaphysics,  science  of  the  body  and  art  of
adjusting its physical causes.
Our future is full of labor. Chiropractors are the first sowers of seed
in  the  field  of  the  millennium,  where  superstitious  and  selfish  weeds
no  longer  are  allowed  to  grow;  but  the  fertile  field  where  beautiful
blossoms of wisdom bloom; where songs of joy,
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health  and  prosperity  vibrate  upon  the  balmy  air.  The  future  of  the
Chiropractor  is,  indeed,  glorious,  but  his  responsibilities  are
proportionately great.
Greatness,  no  matter  where  found,  is  vague  and  confusing  at  first
glancea colossal proportionis larger than the eye can behold. The
greatness  of  Chiropractic  can  only  be  realized  when  its  stupendous
proportion  is  minutely  scrutinized.  Like  the  horizon,  Chiropractic
shows limitation when the vision is incapable of seeing farther. As you
approach the first point where you thought heaven touched the earth, it
vanishes;  so  likewise,  what  may  seem  a  limitation  to  Chiropractic  is
but  an  imaginary  visible  horizon  because  of  our  inability  to  perceive
greater.
To  my  knowledge,  it  is  The  Palmer  School  only  where  pure  and
unadulterated Chiropractic is taught. I now realize why the discoverer
and  his  son  emphasize  the  thought  that  every  Chiropractor  should
practice  pure  and  unadulterated  Chiropractic.  First,  because  this
philosophy,  when  thoroly  learned,  is  sufficient  to  stand  on  its  merits.
The  science  that  possesses  THE  knowledge  of  cause  of  disease,
regardless  of  character,  needs  no  adjuncts.  Secondly,  the  salvation  to
the  species  of  living  things  is  a  continuance  of  its  purity.  Grafting  of
one species to another may please the fantasy and whims of our lighter
nature;  but  sublimity  and  beauty  are  productions  of  singleness  and
purity.  The  future  growth  of  Chiropractic  depends  upon  the
preservation  of  its  original  cleanliness.  The  sublime  climax  of  this
science  will  attain  its  glorious  height  and  splendor  only  when  its
followers  remain  unsullied  in  their  scientific  thoughts  and  art  of
applying itadjustments.
With  a  knowledge  of  my  duty  as  an  advocate  of  this  great  science,
comes  a  realization  of  the  magnitude  of  my  debt  toward  suffering
humanity. It is my duty to promote my moral and intellectual integrity,
to  be  sincere  in  purpose,  and  have  rectitude  of  character  worthy  of  a
lover and worshiper of Chiropractic.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume III, Nos. 1-2
December-January, 1906-07, FORTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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WHAT I DONT KNOW ABOUT
CHIROPRACTIC
By Uncle Howard Nutting
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Publication, Volume III, No. 4,
March, 1907, FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer
School of Chiropractic.)
I  have  not  the  slightest  idea  what  subjects  you  wish  me  to  express,
much less what you expect me to say. If you desire that I tell you what
I KNOW about Chiropractic,  and  I  am  well  aware  that  this  subject  is
uppermost  in  your  minds,  I  can  express  it  in  three  short  words:  It  is
it.  If  you  are  listening  for  me  to  tell  what  I  do  not  know  of  this
science,  that  is  another  proposition,  and  I  venture  that  there  is  not  a
person  in  this  lecture  room,  not  excepting  your  learned  leached  who
probably is as well versed on this subject as anyone in the world, who
can  tell  what  he  or  she  does  not  know  of  Chiropractic  in  a  week  by
glibly talking ten hours a day.
You  are  acquainted  with  the  basic  principles  of  this  science  and  it
may  seem  that  there  is  little  more  to  learn,  but  let  us  reason  and
consider  that  you  are  yet  on  the  back  pages  of  the  primer.
Comparatively speaking, you are able to spell and pronounce words of
one  or  two  syllables  and,  like  a  child,  thus  far  advanced,  are  able  to
carry  on  quite  a  conversation  and  convey  ideas,  in  words,  sufficient
for his needs; so you, by the knowledge you have acquired, are able to
relieve a vast amount of suffering and perform many wonderful deeds.
I  am  aware  and  pleased  to  note  that  the  science  has  made  great
advancement in the last two or three years, but to the outsider, such as
I, it seems clear that you are yet far from the apex of knowledge of the
greatest and most wonderful science. It is probable that you are farther
advanced  than  the  public  has  knowledge  of;  if  so,  what  I  say  will  be
received  with  smiles  and  derision.  But  if  I  am  behind  in  your
advancement, what must
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be  the  status  of  the  public,  who  have  never  heard  a  lecture  or
investigated the subject at all?
Let  us  see  where  we  are  at.  Can  you  analyze  the  cable  of  nerves
issuing  from  the  spine  thru  one  foramen  of  the  vertebral  column?
Have  you  the  ability  to  show  by  a  diagram,  where  in  each  cable  of
nerves are located the different systems, viz., motor, sensory, calorific,
and  all  other  strands?  Can  you  tell  by  the  character  of  a  subluxation
WHICH  system  is  impinged,  without  tracing  from  the  diseased
condition at the extremity of those nerve fibres? Will you explain, by
examination of the atlas, whether or not the individual is insane; and,
if  so,  what  part  of  the  brain  is  an  abnormal  condition,  thereby
proclaiming what line of thought is irrational?
Can you successfully determine, by examination, of any subluxation,
the  nature  or  stage  of  condition  existing  at  the  termination  of  nerve
fibres  passing  through  the  foramina  at  this  point?  Can  you,  to  a
certainty,  determine  by  examination  of  the  vertebral  column,  whether
or  not  the  subject  is  suffering  from  tetanus  without  other  evidence?
Can  you  successfully  demonstrate  by  examination  of  the  vertebral
column whether or not the subject is suffering pain, or locate the part
diseased  solely  by  this?  Can  you  read  the  vertebral  column  like  a
book,  locating  in  each  and  every  instance  the  diseased  conditions,
where located, and the stage of these conditions?
Would  you  undertake  such  a  task  and  swear  by  it  in  any  single
instance in any one of the many cables of nerves issuing from any one
of  the  foramina?  Can  you  explain  why  swine  are  subject  to  all
diseased conditions of the human family except those of the stomach,
which is unknown?
If  your  answer  to  these  is  yes,  you  are  further  advanced  than  the
public gives you credit for, and no time should be lost in proclaiming
that  you  DO  know  and  CAN  successfully  determine  conditions  as
mentioned.
If you answer no, then it is necessary for you to burn midnight oil
and lie awake nights until you CAN prove themBY THE SCIENCE
OF CHIROPRACTIC.
You  can  pose  as  a  professor  of  Chiropractic  when  you  are  able  to
analyze each and every cable of nerves as they issue from
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the  spine  so  that  you  may  determine,  unfailingly,  by  the  subluxation,
right  or  left  lateral,  or  posterior,  what  particular  set  of  nerves  is
impinged, and determine then and there the diseased condition, where
located; the nature and stage of the condition without further evidence.
You will discover nerve fibres that send impressions to  the  brain  of
taste,  smell,  sight,  and  sound,  so  that  by  vertebral  examination,
blindfolded, you may state at once whether the subject is defective in
any or all of these senses and which one or more, without questioning
or  diagnosing  symptoms.  You  will  be  so  proficient  as  to  keep  the
growth  of  the  hair  on  the  head  in  a  natural  and  normal  condition  and
by adjusting of proper character, grow hair on the bald pate and beard
on a smooth face, and will, by careful and persistent study of the two
nervous  systems,  show  why  the  male  is  favored  with  a  beard  to  hide
his homely face, and the female is deprived of it so as not to hide her
beauty;  why  one  scalp  is  clothed  with  silken  tresses  and  another  is
scantily  clothed  with  hair  of  abnormal  texture.  You  will  determine
these,  not  by  symptoms  or  visible  means,  but  by  examination  of  the
vertebral column.
Drop  the  attempt  to  name  symptoms  which  are  never  alike  in
different  persons.  When  asked  the  condition  of  my  neighbor,  who  is
suffering  from  some  abnormal  condition,  I  want  to  be  able  to  answer
correctly,  in  a  way  which  cannot  be  misunderstood.  Symptoms  may
have  as  many  names  as  professors  diagnosing  the  case.  When  I
answer:  My  neighbor  is  suffering  from  nervous  prostration,  what
does it explain? Nothing but that he is sick. Should I answer, He has
rheumatism, it implies nothing, but that he is in pain. If I  reply,  He
has cancer, it only tells that he has an ugly sore. Let us be done with
this quibbling.
When  any  of  my  family  or  neighbors  is  in  abnormal  condition,  I
want to know what and where the cause isnot the symptoms. Then I
can  answer  intelligentlya  left  lateral  subluxation,  where  existing
causes  are.  Give  the  cause  and  location  in  plain  English.  I  want  the
world  so  conversant  with  Chiropractic  that  they  will,  by  the  answer
given, be able to determine the location of distress or excessive heat as
quickly  as  they  would  if  I  informed  them  that  my  neighbor  had
sprained the left ankle or broken his right arm.
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When  you  reach  this  elevation  in  the  science  of  Chiropractic,  you
will be able to convince the most skeptical and prejudiced mortal that
CHIROPRACTIC  IS  A  SCIENCE  and  can  be  successfully
demonstrated  As  fast  as  you  discover  that  a  certain  impingement
produces  a  specific  diseased  condition,  to  a  certainty,  tell  it  to  the
world and back it up with your reputation that such a disease never is
or could exist without this subluxation.
You  are  now  competent  to  trace  the  cause  of  any  condition  from
effects;  then  you  will  unhesitatingly  foretell  effects  from  existing
cause. But as long as you undertake to name symptoms and then trace
cause you are following the old fashioned and primitive stage coach in
which  are  comfortably  lounging  the  M.Ds  who  are  contented  and
satisfied  that  they  have  the  only  mode  of  traveling  on  the  road  to
health,  as  is  proved  to  them  by  others  following  their  wake  and
naming symptoms, which convey to the reasoning mind, nothing.
Turn  out  and  go  by  this  lumbering  and  uncouth  vehicle.  Lay  out  a
new trail. You have no business on this thoroughfare. The right of way
has  been  granted,  not  by  the  people  but  by  statutes  instituted  in  their
behalf for guarding the public health. Open a new road, cut down the
mammoth trees of prejudice Clear away the undergrowth of ignorance.
Lay your rails of truth on the solid ties of CAUSE. Let every rail show
the  effect  of  the  ties  on  which  it  rests,  so  that  the  whole  line  can  be
read like an interesting book from atlas to sacrum. Equip this line with
modern  coaches  of  Chiropractic  philosophy  and  your  stations  will  be
thronged with tourists who will procure through ticketswill not  ask
for  stop-over  privileges,  and  the  grass  and  weeds  will  grow  in  rank
profusion, where now winds slowly along the old leather spring coach
driven by that wornout quartetJulep and Calomel in the wheel, and
Quinine and Lancet in the lead, which are goaded on under the lashes
of Bluff and Superstition, and is conveying to doom the unwilling but
coerced slaves inside, chaperoned by a self-styled master, protected by
law.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR,  A Monthly Publication, Volume III, No. 4,
March, 1907, FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer
School of Chiropractic.)
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THE HISTORY OF CHIROPRACTIC
By Howard Nutting
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume III, No. 11,
October, 1907FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO. Published by The
Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Every  one  of  you  knows  the  history  of  Chiropractic.  It  was
discovered by Dr. D. D. Palmer and developed into a science by B. J.
Palmer, his son.
What more is there for me  to  say?  All  I  can  possibly  do  is  to  relate
the UNWRITTEN history. How, after the discovery by D. D. Palmer,
who had been practicing magnetic healing, it was looked upon by the
public as a fake, a subterfuge, a talking  point,  if  you  please,  whereby
the  doctor,  by  claiming  to  discover  something  NEW,  could  help  his
business financially. They knew not what it consisted of; did not know
those of his patients, what he did. How the few personal friends of the
doctor  here  in  the  city  undertook  to  prove  to  the  public  that  the
discovery  of  Chiropractic  was  a  wonder,  and  that  under  Chiropractic
adjustments miracles were performed; how they were met with scoffs
and sneers; how they were ostracized from the society of their friends
and  were  called  cranks  and  fools  for  being  the  tools  used  by  Dr.
Palmer  to  further  his  own  personal  prosperity.  They  were  not  bound
by the chains of the monopoly. They were free and independent. They
owed  no  doctor  bills  and  cared  little  or  naught  for  their  sneering  and
abuse. They wavered not one whit from their course not to benefit Dr.
Palmer nor for hope of reward or fear of punishment. They did and are
doing it still for the benefit of suffering humanity.
They were handicapped at the start from the fact that Dr. D.D. did
not  explain  or  demonstrate  anything  pertaining  to  Chiropractic.  He
deemed it advisable to keep the secret to himself, lest some one would
rob  him  of  his  glory.  It  seems  strange  to  us  now  that  he  did  at  that
time  take  such  a  stand;  but  you  must  recollect  that  Chiropractic  as
discovered and developed on
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that day, was as compared to the science of Chiropractic of today, as
the stage coach is compared with the Pullman palace car. He thought
it possible and more than probable that almost any one, particularly a
medical  practitioner,  could  give  an  adjustment  as  well  as  heif  they
saw the act once performed.
So  time  wore  on  with  seasons  of  successful  adjustments.  At  that
time, two or three unsuccessful cases would have upset the reputation
gained by two or three months of success.
Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  could  not  successfully  determine  this  essential
point, i.e., at what stage of diseased conditions a pinched nerve would
fail to revive and perform its natural and normal function.
Let me illustrate: We find a man being choked by another. One will
give  the  victim  a  shower  bath  of  warm  water;  another  applies  a
mustard  plaster;  the  third  gives  a  hypodermic  injectionbut  still  the
man  chokes.  The  Chiropractor  grabs  the  assailant  by  the  nape  of  the
neck and seat of the pants and throws him in the creek. Very well, the
cause is removed; but will he recoverhas he been strangled so long
that he cannot be resuscitated? A nerve can be under pressure so long
or  severe  that  adjustments  will  not  restore  the  nerve  to  its  normal
condition. Dr. D. D. Palmer did not know this, and  so  he  made  some
failures. Now the condition is determined upon examination and such
patients are told that they can or cannot receive their normal condition
and  the  Chiropractor  is  thought  to  be  a  person  who  KNOWS
something.
It  has  always  been  strange  to  me  why  all  of  these  new  discoveries
were  made  at  exactly  the  proper  time  when  the  conditions  demanded
them. There must be back and behind all an unseen power which you
may  call  Innate  Intelligence  that  prompts  all  actions.  When  the  old
world  became  so  densely  populated  that  it  became  crowded,  this
power  prompted  Christopher  Columbus  to  seek  a  new  world  across
the then tractless sea, for the overflow of the human family.
This  same  agent  was  manifest  when  it  became  necessary  to  flash
intelligence across the continents, and Franklin and Morse were given
this  mission  to  perform.  When  it  became  necessary  for  rapid
transportation  of  food  products,  young  Watt  was  stopped  at  his
mothers kitchen and tried to hold the cover on his
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mothers tea  kettle,  thus  was  the  power  of  steam  discovered.  So  after
years  of  various  methods  of  relieving  pain  and  distress  by  sacrifices,
burning  oils  and  chemicals,  prayers  and  incantations,  herb  teas,
drawing the lifes blood, administering vegetable and mineral poisons
into  the  stomach,  the  human  faculty  becoming  weaker  and  weaker,
superstition and prejudice practically obliterated, the season was  ripe,
and  to  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  was  given  the  mission  of  discovering  the
cause  of  diseased  conditions,  and  to  start  a  crusade  in  the  interest  of
humanity. But like Columbus, Franklin, and Watt, he seemed satisfied
with  the  glory  of  the  discovery;  and  as  is  always  the  case  with  new
discoveries  and  inventions,  some  one  else  has  to  develop.  So  in  this
case,  when  Dr.  D.D.  laid  down  the  burden  because  it  had  gotten  too
heavy for him to carry, a stripling of a boy took up the load and said to
these friends of his father, Now boys if you will give me the aid you
tried to give D.D., we will demonstrate to the world that Chiropractic
is a science; and made it so plain that any man, though a fool, cannot
err  therein.  I  will  tell  you  all  the  basic  principles  of  Chiropractic  so
you  can  discuss  the  subject  with  any  you  may  come  in  contact  with,
even a medical doctor, successfully.
How well he has succeeded, you all know. He has kept steadily on,
night  and  day,  until  now  behold  Chiropractic  in  the  fullness  of  its
glory. No longer looked upon by the public as a fake, it  stalks  boldly
forth over land from ocean to ocean; yet, into  far  distant  lands  across
the  seas,  strewing  wreaths  of  flowers  a  wealth  of  sunshine  along  its
path, a hope to the afflicted, new life to the paralytic, and a glamour of
light  in  the  darkened  chamber  of  death.  The  sun  in  its  mission  of
furnishing  heat  and  light  to  the  earth  ever  shines  upon  some
Chiropractor.
The public now fear it as some unconquerable giant. Why? Only lest
it  deprive  some  of  themselves  or  friends  of  the  pecuniary  benefit
derived  from  administering  or  dispensing  drugs  and  poisons.  They
would  sacrifice  the  life  of  themselves,  family,  or  friends,  rather  than
gain  the  enmity  of  the  drug  dispenser  or  the  medical  doctorstrange
as it may seem to you. I have known instances where they have, under
the aid of a law, lobbied through the legislatures by a certain school of
practitioners,  protected  themselves  in  using  a  prescribed  method  for
relieving pain, which they think cannot, and which if they can prevent
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will  not,  be  improved.  You  may  live  or  die  but  you  must  follow  the
path  they  have  marked  out.  Why  is  this  law  allowed  to  stand  on  our
statute books by a Christianized and God-fearing people? Is it for the
purpose of alleviating pain and suffering? Oh no! It is for the purpose
of defending and protecting those who are engaged in the business of
administering  and  dispensing  poison  and  are  clothed  with  the  lawful
power  of  using  the  instruments  of  torture,  lances,  knife,  and  are
willing  to  sacrifice  anything  and  everything  no  matter  how  cruel
their  business  must  be  protected  at  all  hazards.  How  long  will  the
people tolerate these indignities? Only so long as they can be blinded.
How  can  this  yoke  be  thrown  off?  Only  by  demonstrating
Chiropractic.
I  hope  to  live  to  see  the  day  when  any  one  sticks  a  knife  into  a
human being, he or she will be amenable to the criminal law, whether
he or she has a diploma from a medical college or not; when everyone
who  administers  poison  to  another  shall  suffer  the  same  penalty,
whether  it  is  done  behind  a  6  x  8  diploma  from  a  medical  school,  or
with  murderous  intent  by  a  jealous  or  insane  crank,  or  for  a  fee
regulated by law, or for the mere desire of revenge.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume III, No. 11,
October, 1907FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO. Published by The
Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
U.C.A.WHAT?
By Uncle Howard Nutting
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume IV, Nos. 7-8,
August-September, 1908FORTY-THREE YEARS AGO. Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Universal Chiropractors Association:
Not  an  Iowa  association,  not  a  national  association,  but  a  universal
associationthe  name  implying  that  your  association  covers  the
universeU.C.A.
U.C.A. what? First, you see before you a friend of Chiropractic, one
who  is  for  Chiropractic  first,  last,  and  all  the  time.  I  have  watched
closely  every  step  of  its  advancement.  At  first,  for  a  year  or  two,  I
could keep up easily, but long since I have been watching it from afar.
It  now  goes  too  fast  a  clip  for  me,  and  I  am  content  to  get  an
occasional  glimpse  of  its  growth  and  development,  when,  through  its
evolutions, it occasionally comes near, as on an occasion of this kind.
U.C.A.  fieldthe  universe  which  must  be  sown  with  Chiropractic
seed. To you it is given to prepare the soil and sow the seed; perhaps
only  a  little  patch  here  is  prepared  and  sown,  and  then  another;  soon
dotted  here  and  there  may  be  an  oasis  in  the  desert  of  prejudice  and
envy.  Gradually  these  fertile  spots  will  enlarge  until,  in  the  distant
future,  there  will  be  one  vast  expanse  of  golden  grain,  the  result  of
YOUR efforts.
U.C.A.  mountain  of  difficulty  rising  up  before  you.  You  imagine
that these rocks and this wildness of  woodland  can  never  be  subdued
and  be  made  tillable.  You  halt  and  cast  a  longing  glance  behind,  and
regret  you  had  undertaken  the  task,  but  as  you  look  back  the
Chiropractic boys are coming and you will be pushed forward whether
you will or not,  and  what  happens?  This  mountain  of  rocks  and  trees
proves to be a myth, a mirage
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which  vanishes  as  you  approach;  and  there  before  you  you  see  a
beautiful valley ready for the brains and brawn of the Chiropractor.
U.C.A.  vast  amount  of  labor  to  be  accomplished,  but  you  and  your
association  do  not  shirk.  Your  motto  is  remove  the  cause,  and  so
you  press  on  each  and  every  subluxation  you  encounter,  and  results
follow with less exertion than you anticipated.
U.C.A.  discouraging  outlook,  and  you  feel  that  the  reward  is
scarcely  commensurate  with  your  exertions  when  you  are  in  despair
and  all  the  future  seems  dark.  Turn  back  the  pages  of  the  history  of
Chiropractic ten or twelve years, and there and then U.C.A. boy (now
Dr.  B.J.)  a  mere  stripling  not  yet  out  of  his  teens,  left  with  a
theory, deserted by his father, no friend on earth, no one with whom
to  counsel,  not  even  a  gentle  mothers  hand  to  caress  his  throbbing
head.  Not  a  person  on  earth  who  COULD,  no  matter  how  much  he
desired,  vouchsafe  him  one  ray  of  light  in  the  development  of  this
theory  that  subluxations  of  the  spine  are  the  cause  of  diseased
conditions.  Then  imagine  yourself  in  his  place  for  but  one  moment,
and  you  will  thank  your  stars  that  you  are  a  member  of  the  U.C.A.,
with  faithful  brothers  and  sisters  ready  to  give  you  any  and  all  aid  at
their  command.  And,  again,  U.C.A.  professor,  in  place  of  that  boy,
who  has  changed  the  theory  to  a  science,  and  from  a  science  to  a
philosophy, and did it alone.
U.C.A. man whose fame  is  measured  by  the  lives  he  has  saved,  the
pain  and  suffering  his  efforts  have  relieved,  exceeded  by  no  mortal
man on this earth today.
U.C.A. generation come and go, great men for a day or a generation,
and then forgotten, their places filled by others who may do equally as
well or better than their predecessors; but in this case U.C.A. man who
has  filled  the  one  place,  the  work  is  being  developed,  and  others  can
learn  what  he  accomplished,  can  perform  only  what  he  has  planned,
and  his  name  will  always  be  the  household  word  down  thru  the  vista
of time.
U.C.A. thousand years hence, aged sires with heads of white, telling
the  children  of  this  boy  who  not  only  found  the  cause  of  disease  but
told the world how to remove it.
U.C.A.  convention  here  assembled.  Your  mission  is  to  alleviate
human suffering. Your deliberations here no doubt will produce
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great good, not only to yourselves but to the generations yet to come,
to  millions  yet  unborn.  Embrace  every  opportunity  for  the
advancement  of  Chiropractic;  with  courage  delve  deeper  and  deeper
into  the  intricacies  of  science,  and  the  time  will  come  when  any
diseased  condition  will  yield  to  the  magic  touch  of  the  Chiropractor,
and all the world will worship at your shrine.
U.C.A.  beautiful  city  here,  with  all  the  natural  resources  needful  to
the making of a populous center, but there is no place on earth where
there  is  more  need  of  Chiropractic  seed  than  in  Davenport.  All  over
the  city  are  evidences  of  ignorance  as  to  causes  of  disease,  hospitals
where patients are deprived of essential organs of the body in hope to
keep  them  alive.  Think  of  itblue  glass  rooms  to  cure  insanity  and
tuberculosis!  Yes,  in  this  city  which  ranks  first  in  the  commonwealth
of  Iowa  in  many  respects  there  is  today  in  process  of  construction  a
house or room of Blue Glass. Truth is stranger than fiction.
U.C.A.  school  of  Chiropractic,  The  P.S.C.,  fully  equipped  with  all
the  paraphernalia  necessary  for  the  proper  teaching  of  this  wonderful
science, with a principal and corps of teachers far superior to any such
school in existence. The P.S.C., centrally located, is a shining light in
the  midst  of  darkness  and  despair.  Day  by  day  the  rays  penetrate
farther and farther into the gloom; it is a lighthouse guiding the invalid
mariner into a haven of health.
I trust that your stay in our city may be both pleasant and profitable,
and  that  when  you  conclude  the  business  for  which  you  are  here
convened  and  the  convention  adjourns  you  will  carry  to  your  homes
naught  but  pleasant  recollections  of  the  time  spent  here,  and  that  you
will  always  bear  in  mind  that  Uncle  Howard  extends  to  you  all  a
hearty God-speed, and bids you to draw on him at sight for any aid he
is able to render you in the upbuilding of the science of Chiropractic.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume IV, Nos. 7-8
August-September, 1908FORTY-THREE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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A LITTLE CHAT WITH THE BOYS
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 3,
March, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Sometimes  it  does  a  fellow  good  to  know  what  other  people  think
about him. It may be complimentary or it may be critical, but it sort of
gives  one  a  chance  to  stand  on  the  sidelines  for  a  few  minutes  and
watch himself play the game.
Just as we are issuing a magazine for the benefit of Chiropractors, so
we  are  running  a  school  for  the  benefit  of  students.  We  dont  mean
that  this  is  a  philanthropic  institution,  because  it  isnt,  but  we
recognize the fact that the surest way for us to succeed is to supply the
needs  of  every  Chiropractor,  and  especially  of  our  own  students.
Altruism is selfishness.
The other day we asked our students to give us an expression of their
opinions  and  desires  in  regard  to  the  School.  We  asked  them  to  be
frank, sparing no just criticism  and  weighing  their  words  carefully.  If
any one had an idea he needed to get out of his system, we invited him
to present it. We received a varied assortment of communications. On
the  whole,  the  letters  were  commendatory.  You  may  be  interested  in
reading two of them:
Having  known  Dr.  B.  J.  Palmer  longer  than  any  student  in  his  present  class,  I
feel privileged to go back six or seven years to the time when he was nineteen or
twenty years of age and tell something of his growth as I have observed him, for I
am watching him grow.
I  have  a  letter  which  he  wrote  to  me  some  six  or  seven  years  ago  when  he  did
not  write  so  good  a  letter  as  he  does  at  present.  In  this  letter  he  was  defending
Chiropractic.  His  pet  had  been  condemned  and  in  his  defense  we  saw  the
impulsive boy whom we are watching grow into an earnest man.
My next observation was when he was called to our house where my sister was
very sick. He had been called on Saturday evening by telegram, and he arrived at
2:30  p.m.  on  Sunday.  That  was  before  the  existence  of  the  suit  case  adjusting
table,  and  an  ironing  board  with  some  pillows  and  two  chairs  were  transformed
into  an  adjusting  table.  After  supper  the  doctor  lit  a  cigar  and  went  out  on  the
lawn. He stretched himself out on
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the grass, his elbow raised and his head resting in his hand. As I think of him now,
I  know  that  his  Innate  enjoyed  that  lawn  while  his  Educated  was  enjoying  the
acres  of  pasture  land  before  him,  the  canopy  of  blue  sky  above  and  the  shadows
made by the setting sun. During the  evening  he  examined  the  backs  of  a  number
of our family, mine among them and he gave me the credit of having a back like a
wash board.
My  next  observation  was  some  months  later  when  he  and  some  of  his  friends
came  to  our  house  to  spend  Thanksgiving.  I  was  not  at  home  at  the  time  and  I
have  the  following  in  a  letter  from  my  mother.  They  expected  to  remain  till
Monday. On Saturday or Sunday eve (I have forgotten which) the doctor received
word  that  his  father  was  coming  from  Los  Angeles  to  Davenport.  He  felt  that  it
was  necessary  for  him  to  go  home  at  once,  so  he  got  busy  at  the  telephone.  He
called  up  Iowa  City  and  asked  some  railroad  official  to  order  a  fast  train  to  stop
for him at South Amana. Because of his earnestness his request was granted, and
my  brother  drove  him  seven  miles  to  meet  that  midnight  train.  We  were  glad  to
help further the interests of one so  much  in  earnest.  When  his  father  arrived,  Dr.
B. J. Palmer was at The P.S.C. ready to defend its interests.
My  next  observation  was  in  July  and  August  of  1906.  I  spent  one  month  in
Davenport,  taking  adjustments.  The  class  room  at  that  time  was  in  the  little  west
room  in  the  basement.  To  reach  the  room  the  students  passed  thru  the  west
window of the adjusting room on the first floor, then down some steps at the north
side of the building. I visited the class some two or three times and during one of
my visits I heard considerable use of a word which was foreign to my vocabulary.
I asked Dr. Palmer if he would  allow  a  visitor  to  ask  a  question.  Permission  was
granted,  and  I  asked  for  an  explanation  of  the  word  Innate.  He  referred  the
question to John F. A. Howard, a student, who explained it very satisfactorily.
In  the  summer  of  1907,  I  wended  my  way  back  to  The  P.S.C.  for  more
adjustments. Dr. Palmer thought it was time for me to take up the work. I pleaded
lack of time. I had  sewing  to  do  for  myself.  He  said,  Oh  let  the  other  fellow  do
the sewing. Dont waste a ten dollar brain on a one dollar job. I was not so sure
of  the  ten  dollar  brain,  but  I  finally  decided  to  become  a  student  and  the  other
fellow did the sewing. The number of students had increased and as more room
was needed the school room paraphernalia had been moved from the west room of
the basement to the east room. The osteological specimens were placed in the west
room.  I  spent  two  months  in  that  east  room  absorbing  Chiropractic  philosophy.
When  the  doctor  came  home  from  the  LaCrosse  trial  he  had  the  rudiment  of  a
cycle to give us, as follows: Innate Intelligence
mental
mind
mentality brain
brain impulse thru physical means.
About September 1, 1907, I was ill, in Rawlins. I wrote to Dr. Palmer about it.
He received my letter on Friday morning. On Friday night he gave
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me an absent adjustment. I  was  suffering  intensely  Friday  evening  and  Saturday
morning  I  was  well.  The  absent  adjustment  phase  of  Chiropractic  proved
unpopular with the  masses,  so  it  was  put  away  to  be  brought  out  at  some  future
date. After an absence of one year from The P.S.C., I returned September 1, 1908.
On my return I found that during my years absence the doctors growth had been
phenomenal.  The  mere  system  and  the  cycles  have  been  worked  out  and  a
wonderful  change  had  taken  place  in  the  doctor.  I  dare  not  attempt  to  describe
this. It is something that I can only feel and cannot attempt to put into words.
As to suggestions for the improvement of the schoolI believe that conditions
will  demand  improvements  and  improvements  will  rectify  conditions.  In  other
words, The P.S.C. is growing and will continue to grow.
Euphenia Z. Murchison.
It  occurred  to  me  last  week,  after  hearing  the  letters  of  appreciation  that  are
constantly  being  sent  in  from  the  Chiropractors  from  all  schools,  that  we  as
students need not leave the school before expressing our feelings of gratitude for
the  efforts  made  by  The  P.S.C.  in  bringing  every  student  up  to  the  very  highest
standard possible. It is but giving the flowers while we are living.
Since coming five months ago, there has been a constant development which is
according to the laws of nature, an unfoldment, the law of evolution.
The  energies  of  our  worthy  leader,  Dr.  B.J.,  in  all  the  activities  of  our  school
life, lend impetus and inspiration, for no one works with such a consciousness of
the  future  of  this  great  science  and  at  the  same  time  with  a  greater  conviction  of
the merits when applied with  the  skill  of  a  competent  Chiropractor.  Every  one  is
impressed with his sincerity. He surely believes in his goods as being sufficient to
adjust the cause of any abnormality or so-called disease.
The  school  stands  today  as  a  striking  illustration  of  the  genius  of  its  leader,  as
well  as  to  the  conclusive  validity  and  importance  of  the  philosophy,  science  and
art  of  Chiropractic  as  it  has  been  developed  by  this  same  wiry,  energetic,
ambitious, humanitarian philosopher.
To say that he is giving his life  for  the  advancement  of  pure  and  unadulterated
Chiropractic is but telling the truth. He performs daily a herculean task, beginning
in  the  quiet  hour  of  two  a.m.,  in  order  to  be  talking  to  his  silent  partner,  Innate
Intelligence, to whom he is a willing listener and pupil. Might we not discover the
secret of this in the quiet hour with Universal Intelligence?
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This  concentrated  effort  accounts  for  the  marvelous  increase  in  influx  of
students, which gives promise of making his ambition a realization, i.e., of having
one thousand students in 1915.
T. W. Martindale.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 3,
March, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHIROPRACTIC
(Reported for Chicago University Bulletin)
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 4,
April, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Before introducing the speaker of the evening, Dr. Rogers, the Dean
(The  National  Medical  University),  addressed  the  students  assembled
as follows:
There was a time in the history of the world when the men who did
not entertain the same belief as that of the majority of their neighbors
were  burned  at  the  stake.  Christ  himself  was  crucified  because  he
taught  doctrines  at  variance  with  the  belief  of  the  Jews.  Once  upon  a
time  men  were  persecuted  because  they  thought  the  world  was
roundnot  flat,  as  was  the  common  belief.  Galileo  was  condemned
by  the  inquisition  because  he  believed  in  the  Copernican  system,  a
doctrine now commonly accepted by present-day astronomers.
I  can  remember  how  the  religious  world  was  shocked  when  Henry
Ward  Beecher,  one  of  the  greatest  pulpit  orators,  announced  his
disbelief  in  hell  fire  and  brimstone,  and  how  universally  he  was
condemned. I can also recall the time when Chicagos great preacher,
Rev.  David  Swing,  was  denounced  and  expelled  from  his
denomination  because  he  taught  liberal  doctrines  now  generally
accepted.
Advanced  thinkers  in  medicine  as  well  as  in  religion  have  always
met with violent opposition. In fact, every man who has promulgated a
new  system  of  medicine  has  met  with  persecution  and  hardship.
Hahnemann,  the  founder  of  homeopathy,  was  ostracized  and  literally
driven  from  his  native  country.  Thompson,  the  founder  of
physiomedicalism,  was  imprisoned.  MacDowell,  who  performed  the
first  ovariotomy,  barely  escaped  being  lynched  by  his  neighboring
physicians  because  he  had  dared  to  do  something  in  advance  of  the
surgery of his day.
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The  men  who  first  used  psycho-therapy  were  considered  quacks.
There  was  a  time  when  no  ethical  doctor  would  employ  electricity  in
medicine;  he  left  that  method  of  treatment  to  the  quacks.  Only  a  few
years ago osteopathy was considered a flagrant form of quackery; and
in  some  mossback  quarters  it  is  still  so  regarded,  notwithstanding  the
majority  of  states  in  the  union  have  given  it  official  recognition.
Christian Science is considered by the great majority of the profession
as  the  veriest  rot,  but  Mrs.  Eddy  has  taught  the  medical  world  a
great  lesson  and  has  done  a  vast  amount  of  good.  The  Emmanuel
movement,  which  is  at  present  attracting  considerable  attention,  may
be regarded as an outgrowth.
Some weeks ago I met a gentleman who has been developing a new
system of treatment. I have not yet reached an opinion as to its merits
or demerits. I am of the impression, however, that the gentleman is an
honest  student  and  an  original  investigator.  I  invited  him  to  deliver  a
lecture for your benefit. He at first declined, saying his ideas  were  so
radical  and  so  foreign  to  the  commonly  accepted  views  in  the
treatment  of  disease  that  he  would  probably  he  hooted  out  by  our
students, and in the end it would do our school no good. I replied that
our  students  were  not  of  the  narrow-minded  type,  that  when  they
matriculated  they  assumed  the  attitude  of  jurors  and  would  not  make
up their minds as to the best method of treatment until the end of four
years,  when  they  had  learned  all  the  methods  of  treatment  and
impartially  heard  all  of  the  evidence  in  favor  of  each  method.  If  the
gentleman  who  has  now  consented  to  unfold  to  you  his  system  of
treatment tonight has something of value, it is our duty as managers of
a liberal progressive school, to give you the benefit. If he has nothing
new, if he is in error, you will still have food for reflection, and will be
beneficiaries. Wipe out the liberal policy of this school, and it has no
claim for its existence. There is a superabundance of medical colleges
to  teach  the  old  methods  of  treatment,  but  ours  is  the  only  one  that
professes to and does teach all methods without partiality or prejudice.
In  this  respect  we  have  been  pioneers,  and  consequently  have  ex-
perienced, figuratively speaking, some of the hardships and isolations
of pioneer life. More than once the Indians attempted to scalp us, and
would  gladly  have  burned  us  at  the  stake.  Although  we  have  been
forced to tread the hot sands in more ways than
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one, nevertheless, an overruling Providence has kindly protected us in
our efforts to liberalize and advance medical education.  You  students
do  not  know  of  how  much  advantage  this  panpathic  course  in
therapeutics will be to you until you have been in practice a few years.
The  day  will  come  when  you  will  look  around  you  and  will  wonder
why so many others fail in practice and you succeed. It will then dawn
upon  your  minds  that  it  is  due  to  your  liberal  training  in  therapeutics
and you will say to yourself: It would have been cheap had I paid ten
times as much for the training I received at the National.
Dr. Palmer then said in substance:
No standard definition of electricity is in print today. Edison has not
yet  defined  it,  yet  it  does  exist.  It  is  a  condition  recognized  and  dealt
with  as  one  of  the  most  important  factors  being  utilized  for
commercial  purposes.  No  one  would  dispute  its  existence;  to  do  so
would be to be branded as insane. Nature, instinct, subconscious
mind,  etc.,  exist  in  all  therapeutical  ranks  about  which  we  have  no
established knowledge,  nor  has  any  one  established  their  identities  or
realized where and what they are.
My work, in past years, has been to prove that there are these things;
that they are  most  important  factors  in  life  and  are  as  essential  to  life
as  electricity  to  business;  that  man  could  not  get  along  without  his
nature  any  more  than  a  motor  could  run  without  electricity.  The
dynamo  concentrates  foruns  (force  units)  and  makes  electricity.  The
wire  transmits  that  concentrated  material,  and  the  motor  receives  it.
Efferently this is true, but afferently we have the return wire from the
motor  to  the  dynamo;  electricity  travels  in  circuits.  To  break  the
circuit is to induce absolute death in machinery.
Man  has  a  brain  (dynamo);  he  has  nerves  (wires)  and  tissue  cells
(motors).  His  brain  gathers  foruns  (force  units)  and  sends  them  forth
into  nerves  which  transmit  them  to  tissue  cells  where  they  are
expressed.  Thus  we  have  currents  of  mental  impulses,  constantly
travelling from the brain of man to his every tissue cell.
Electrical  things  are  unconscious.  Everything  man  does,  externally
or  internally,  is  guided  by  consciousness.  This  necessitates  the
division of his mental faculties into two factorsa
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conscious mind and a SUPER-conscious one (innate intelligence). To
prove this meant to think originally into ways and means. Actual work
and  analyzation  has  proven  that  every  tissue  cell  is  in  direct  and
personal  contact  with  every  brain  cell;  that  there  are  two  fibers,  one
efferent  and  one  afferent,  which  are  carrying  direct  currents  in  both
directions, from every brain cell to every tissue cell. Fibers were traced
through ganglia and plexuses where before they were supposed to end
or begin. These bundles of nerve fibrillae leave the magnum foramen,
pass  into  the  spinal  cord,  and  have  exit  by  way  of  intervertebral
foramina,  where  subluxation  of  vertebra  interferes  with  the  lumen  of
nerves,  interfering  with  the  transmission  of  these  currents.  Hence
vertebral  subluxation  represents  the  cause  of  lack  of  current  at  the
periphery  of  nerve  fibres,  a  condition  called  disease.  These  nerves
distribute  superficially  and  deeply  into  zones,  which  system  is  called
the meric system.
Thus  has  this  systematic  study  of  Chiropractic  analyzed  man  into
sections, bringing every possible phase of the study and correction  of
the cause of every disease down to scientific deductions. Disease need
no  longer  be  a  mystery.  To  adjust  a  subluxation  is  to  turn  on  the
current, and health is as easily returned as electricity is restored when
the switch button is turned on.
Man  is  a  dynamic  intelligent  power  making  machine  and  if  all  the
power were being expressed that was being made, healthy man would
be the inevitable product.
The  Chiropractor  adjusts  these  vertebral  subluxations;  thus  does
power  flow  freely  to  all  tissue  cells  from  the  human  dynamo,  and
health of all kinds is restored.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 4
April, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
IS EACH HUMAN BODY AN
INTELLIGENT UNIT
or
UNIT DEPENDING UPON INTELLIGENCE
OF SOME OTHER?
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 4,
April, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
It  is  only  by  analytical  and  synthetical  comparison  with  simpler
objects that we sometimes can be made to see the folly of our ways in
dealing  with  each  other.  Many  conclusions  are  reached  regarding
mans  makeup  and  his  running  which  we  would  not  think  of  doing
with  any  other  organized  form.  Is  he  so  different  that  such  is
necessary?  Laws  of  growth  and  evolution  everywhere  and  in
everything  are  based  around  ONE  fundamental.  One  universal  law
governs  all.  All  are  in  different  stages  of  evolution  and  while  man  is
more  advanced  than  vegetables,  this  does  not  modify  the  original
element that Unital laws produce Unital objects.
On  the  blackboard,  we  will  draw  two  rose  bushes.  Further  on,  we
will  draw  two  oak  trees,  two  cabbage  plants,  two  stalks  of  corn,  etc.
Each rose bush grew from a  seed,  each  oak  tree  grew  from  an  acorn,
each  cabbage  head  was  the  product  of  the  growth  from  a  single
cabbage  seed,  and  each  corn  stalk  grew  from  the  expansion  that
followed from one corn kernel. We plant one seed, regardless of kind;
we keep the earth warm and moist. Soon we notice first expansion of
sprouts above the ground and equivalent prolongations continue below
the  ground.  Proportionately  as  it  comes  up,  so  does  it  go  down;  thus
does the process keep up in each seed planted until we have the fully
matured  plant.  The  process  may  take  10  years,  100  years,  or  a  few
hours to complete its existence.
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In our illustration we have planted two of each kind, altho many feet
apart;  not  that  one  was  necessary  to  the  individual  expansion  of  the
other  plant.  One  could  grow  independently  of  the  other.  One  did  not
demand  or  ask  for  power  from  the  other,  to  grow.  One  could  have
grown just as handsome, perfect, and as prolific, even if the two were
twenty or one hundred miles apart. One would grow even if no others
of  like  kind  were  within  a  radius  of  thousands  of  miles.  We  could
bring  a  special  seed  from  China,  plant  it  in  an  American  greenhouse,
and  it  would  grow.  Why?  After  fertilization,  the  growth  of  that  spe-
cific plant depends upon the unital expression of the universal  law  of
nutrition which is expressed by and thru cycles that are independently
made  within  that  one  unit  structure,  to  adapt  themselves  to  its  every
circumstance. What the circumstances of some other plant have been,
are, or will be, is unknown to this and little does it need to care. Innate
Intelligence growing this unit plant knows only its ONE plant; it does
not  know  the  others  details.  Rose  bush,  acorn,  and  cabbage  are  unit
plants capable of receiving unit impressions, interpreting them as unit
portions,  passing  them  thru  every  possible  phase  of  every  cycle
without the intervention  of  another  unit  of  like  or  opposite  kind  from
another plant of different color or sex.
Does  one  plant  tell  its  neighbor  what  kind  of  chemicals  its  roots
should absorb to get the most nourishment therefrom? Because plants
happen to look alike and are alike in general  formation  and  products,
that  does  not  make  the  two  one  as  a  unit  in  compositions  and
adaptations;  therefore  the  cycles  would  be  different  with  varying
forms  to  various  places  at  distinct  times  and  in  multiple  fluctuating
quantities and qualities; therefore we ask is it possible for one bush to
direct these things that are unknown thru the other? We say positively
NO. All of this goes to show that we can plant a seed of a plant from
Java, give it an equivalent temperature, and it will grow in Davenport,
regardless of the fact that there is not another plant within the United
States  like  it,  which  would  or  could  equivalently  know  how  to  direct
its functions. Cycles which grew that plant started and finished within
that unit as it is. Those cycles were not dependent upon another plant
in the neighborhood. No external assistance is necessary to permit it
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to  fulfill  its  duty.  We  have,  then,  settled  the  question  of  one  plant  of
like kind forcing its intrusions upon another.
Do plants of other species control various functions; that is, does an
oak tree direct the impulses that are passing thru the rose bush,  or  do
the  cabbage  plants  impulses  direct  growth  of  the  oak  tree?  It  hardly
seems  possible,  for  many  of  these  things  grow  many  rods  from  the
other.  Each  plant  IS  a  unit  and  as  such  is  nurtured  by  its  cycles,
especially  made  on  the  ground  and  for  the  occasion,  and  only  the
resident intelligence can tell how much or what kind that is. Instead of
the  plant  being  an  independent  unit  it  would  become  dependent  if  it
were to follow the suggestions as laid down by another plant; to do so
would soon be to lose its identity. If the oak tree were to tell the rose
bush  how  to  grow,  it  would  be  directed  to  do  as  only  the  oak  tree
knows how to do. The oak tree would suggest to the rose bush that it
grow  like  it  does,  therefore  the  rose  bush  would  soon  blend  into  an
oak  tree.  If  the  cabbage  plant  did  the  same  to  the  corn  stalk  and  this
universal  possibility  of  one  plant  directing  the  other  to  do  as  it  did
(because that is the only way that plant can reason and see things) then
we are sure confusion would reign supreme.
Considering  that  we  have  some  sixteen  millions  of  growths  in  the
vegetable  kingdom,  we  would  have  more  conglomeration  inside  of
one  year  than  would  be  possible  for  our  mind  to  consider.  If  it  were
possible  that  one  directed  the  other,  it  would  cease  to  be  the  law  of
suggestion;  it  would  be  the  law  of  absolute  control,  and  in  such
instances suggestion would be of no avail and cast to one side. Control
indicates  complete  knowledge,  to  suggest  in  the  second  object,
suggests inability and weakness in the first form, which the suggestion
aims to strengthen. To offer external strength to the plant is to suggest
that  the  plant  did  grow  incomplete  and  inaccurate,  hence  needed  a
pattern  prop.  Facts  prove  that  the  plant  grows  WITHOUT  external
assistance of the pattern type from any other plant. When matured it is
perfect  and  suggestion  does  not,  could  not  improve  it.  Things  grow
only  as  the  cycle  thots  are  made  before  the  action  takes  place.  The
cycle  thot  is  made  as  the  function  is  or  is  not  performed  at  the
periphery,  thus  the  thot  is  the  product  of  the  circumstantial  evidence
which  has  been  interpreted  and  will  be  intellectually  adapted  to.  The
thot is made by the condition in
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side,  not  by  what  condition  you  may  wish  to  have  induced  from  the
outside.
One  plant  notices  debilitated,  sickly  condition  of  this  plant,  tells  it
so,  and  directs  what  ought  to  be  done.  This  plant  knew  it  was  sick,
knew when first cell got sick and has been doing the best it could, per
internal intellectual adaptation with the cause  still  existing.  One  plant
thot  it  knew  much  because  it  noticed  that  the  other  was  not  looking
right,  but  the  original  plant  knew  it  as  soon  as  it  occurred.  The  well
plant  knew  the  other  was  sick  only  as  it  observed  thousands  of  cells
had  gone  wrong.  Sick  plant  knew  when  first  incipient  change  took
place.  Which  was  wiser  and  more  capable?  Must  the  sick  plant  lie
back  on  its  oars,  with  its  first  cells,  so  to  speak,  and  wait  for  action
until others notice what is going wrong in the bulk first? Must the first
do  nothing  until  the  second  tells  it  when  or  how?  Is  each  unit
dependent  upon  the  cycles  to  be  given  away  by  the  other;  if  so,  how
will it give them?
We  have  justly  considered  the  vegetable  possibilities  of  one  plant
depending upon another, and we have shown that each plant is a unit
and  as  such  makes  its  own  cycles  and  shows  perfect  capability  of
continuing  to  do  so  without  the  intervention  of  man  or  other
vegetables.
We  will  erase  the  vegetable  forms  and  replace  them  with  two
amoebae,  two  bacteria,  two  sheep,  two  cows,  two  horses,  two
monkeys,  and  two  men.  The  amoeba  is  a  small  cellular  growth.  As
small  as  it  is,  it  shows  organization  in  its  makeup  and  intelligence  in
its  actions.  It  shows  discrimination  between  hot  and  cold,  good  and
bad  foods,  etc.  Is  it  necessary  for  it  to  be  given  a  daily  diet  of
suggestions  from  another  amoeba  to  make  organization  and
intellectual actions come to pass? All of the balance of the growths
from the amoeba to man grew by the intellectually directed expansion
of  tissue  cells.  We  all  understand  the  progressive  evolution  facts,
therefore  it  is  necessary  that  every  creature  has  a  beginning  from  the
amoebic  form.  We  watch  the  implantation  of  both  sex  materials  and
then  the  expansion  takes  place.  From  the  moment  the  male  has
deposited his elements he can as well hie to the other ends of the earth
for all the good he will or can do towards assisting expansion either in
the  amoeba,  bacteria,  sheep,  cow,  horse,  monkey,  or  man.  In  fact,
without his
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ever seeing the child or the other again, the child will continue to have
uterine  growth,  be  born,  and  live.  The  mother  does  not  depend  upon
the  father  for  the  future  life  of  that  child.  The  father  could  go  to
another state and still the mother live in this. Once the child is born it
could live in the third state under the protectorate of a third party. One
cow  could  grow  quite  independent  of  the  fact  that  there  was  not
another within a radius of thousands of miles.
We refer you to the fiction of Robinson Crusoe. Whether or not this
story is based on fact, such has occurred. Why? Because man is quite
a  unit.  Every  cell  has  been  directed  what  to  do,  where  to  go,  in  just
what  quantity  to  go,  in  just  what  quality  each  must  be,  and  at  what
speed  to  goall  of  which  is  governed  by  that  internal,  inborn,  the
inherent  Innate  Intelligence.  This  man  drew  his  power  from  a
universal source. It came to him direct from that supply station. It was
not necessary that one man get pre-digested foods from  the  other,  for
the  digestion  was  one  of  his  processes  and  functions.  Each  personal
unit  draws  foruns  from  the  same  unlimited  source,  each  man  has  a
direct  hold  on  an  equal  amount.  If  the  amount  which  is  utilized  is
below  his  standard,  then  something  is  wrong  with  him,  not  the  man
that  gives  them  to  him.  To  scold  the  giver  is  wrong;  to  adjust  the
inability  of  the  receiver  is  the  correct  thing  to  do.  Yet  were  we  to
believe  that  one  man  could  not  live  without  another,  we  would  need
concede  that  one  man  grasped  and  digested  foruns  for  another  and
then  gave  them  to  him  as  pre-digested  cycles  because  he  was  too
sickly or was unable to do so himself. To admit such a basis is to ask
where did the first man get his foruns. Was there a person that lived to
suggest to him? If he suggested to himself, in other words if he WAS
a unit, then why could not every subsequent man be likewise?
Any process of man, be it one cell or the whole of his evolution, is a
unital  one  of  the  whole  and  develops  quite  independently  of  whether
any  other  develops  or  not.  The  combined  multiple  individual  unital
processes united make one composite form. It is this distinctive feature
action  in  each  minute  detail  that  is  independent  of  any  other  that
makes him the compiled unit he is. Thus multiples of cycles, in fact so
varied,  so  multitudinous  that  we  do  not  know  how  many,  is  what
makes  him  the  result  of  a  grand  unital  complete  cyclic  system.  The
cycles started and
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finished  in  him  with  our  interpreted  knowledge  of  their  individual
characteristics.
You  are  not  willing  to  concede  so  broad  a  step  at  first,  but  let  us
consider  what  is  necessary  to  grant  your  point.  Your  patient  is  sick;
you know this because you see it on his face. He has been sick for two
years.  His  body  is  run  down.  Many  tissue  cells  are  depleted,  his
digestion  is  poor,  etc.  To  be  of  service  you  must  understand  the
definite  condition  of  every  tissue  cell  in  this  mans  body,  or  do  you
consider it vaguely in the lump? Can you  so  manufacture,  direct,  and
control sufficient impulses in another man to go on their way to these
tissue  cells,  to  remodel  what  they  have  done  to  what  YOU  THINK
they  should  do?  Take  one  cycleone  brain  cell,  two  fibers,  and  one
tissue cell. Do you know the state of condition that cell is in? Can you
explain its exact pathological chemical equations  now,  and  what  they
normally should be? Can you tell the necessary quality and quantity of
added  or  subtracted  materials  needed  to  bring  it  to  normal?  Can  you
absolutely rely upon your opinions as to what quantity of heat should
be  there?  Can  you  think  all  these  requisites  and  other  attributes
SIMULTANEOUSLY  and  get  your  mind  to  working  so  accurately
that  you  can  direct  CURRENTS  of  impulses  into  one  cell  at  one
second  and  get  harmony  where  before  there  was  inharmony?  If  you
can  do  this  IN  THE  OTHER  MAN  by  suggestion,  then  try  it  on
yourself first. If you succeed there then it is time enough to direct the
same  in  other  bodies.  Are  you  capable  of  doing  this  in  self?  Are  you
positive that your every cell is normal? NO? Then practice suggestion
in self. After we grant that you have found this a task, in yourself, is it
not more so in somebody elses body; for with your own you have the
faculty of internal feeling which you cannot have in another, therefore
you dont know only as you are told and see or hear. In your own body
you have at least six senses to tell with; in the other man not more than
five;  and  as  he  describes  his  condition  to  you  it  is  in  the  bulk
(systemic,  organic,  etc.)  and  does  not  give  you  detailed  cellular,
atomic,  or  protoplasmic  information,  and  you  cannot  start  to  suggest
how and what to do until you are posted on the condition of every cell
in  that  body,  for  the  intelligence  must  know  how  to  equalize  the
dispensation  of  her  materials  so  as  to  reach  as  near  to  an  equilibrium
as is possible.
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Health  is  brought  about  as  the  result  of  the  creation,  transmission,
and  expression  of  a  continuous  stream  of  normal  amounts  of  foruns
passing  thru  nerves  to  tissue  cells.  To  have  health  means  to  have
normal cycles. Suppose one person is sick and another notices it. No.
2  suggests  you  are  not  sick,  but  No.  1  knows  he  is.  Finally,  No.  2
again  suggests  you  are  not  sick;  you  must  THINK  pleasant  things,
and  gives  a  few  more  suggestions.  Facts  are  facts.  How  does  No.  2
make  any  more  cycles  in  No.  1  by  that  kind  of  talk?  I  believe  that  I
could talk all day to a rose bush, even if my words were soothing and
cooing, but even then I fear the plant would still be sick in spite of my
coddling  protestations  or  scoldings.  Do  mere  words  of  suggestions
make more cycles? If so, what is the process? Does the intelligence in
one  receive  the  impressions  and  then  act  upon  them?  Yes?  Do  the
impressions from the external, by what No. 2 sees of No. 1, tell No. 2
anything that she did not already know? I think that the Innate mind of
No.  2  knows  more  and  better  what  condition  its  body  is  in  than  I,
educationally,  could  tell  No.  2  all  its  lifetime.  If  No.  2s  Innate  mind
already knows what is wrong, then what is the use of No. ls Educated
mind  telling  No.  2  that  it  is  sick  or  ought  to  be  well?  No.  2  already
knows  that  and  knew  it  weeks,  months,  or  even  years  before  No.  1
noticed even the slightest receding of normality. The educated mind of
No. 1 reasons objectively; that of No. 2, subjectively. If you argue that
No.  2s  mind  acts  upon  the  suggestion,  it  is  because  that  mind  was  a
unit,  has  interpreted  the  suggestion  the  same  as  it  would  any  other
impression  received  from  any  other  sense  system,  thru  any  other
portion of the body, and in such an event we have shown that you are
trying to appeal to the intelligence of that body. If so, that is the same
intelligence  which  may  argue  you  are  wrong,  and  do  the  opposite  to
that  which  you  suggested.  You  suggest  to  the  body  to  get  well  and  it
continues  to  be  sick.  My  suggestion  was  o.k.,  but  that  mind  did  not
get  it  right.  Blame  it  on  the  other  fellow.  Dont  give  him  credit  for
having any sense; at least, not as much as you have. That Innate mind
is  a  unit  and  shows  that  it  can  tend  to  its  business  by  not  interfering
with  yours.  You  think  your  unit  capable  of  directing  the  actions  of
yourself plus another. Your unital intelligence was made for you; give
some  of  it  to  the  other  man  and  you  suffer  by  the  loss  and  then  the
mind of No. 2 tells
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you  your  troubles,  how  to  remedy  them,  and  so  the  plot  thickens
simply  because  you  have  had  in  mind  the  humanitarian  observation
that you wanted to give a piece of your mind to another fellow.
To offer suggestions that would be of value would be to boldly give
to  the  sick  person  COMPLETE  NORMAL  CYCLES  he  needs.  To
give him  of  your  cycles  means  that  you  must  give  him  a  part  of  your
body; for instance, a few brain cells, nerve and tissue cells, with their
circulating forunic currents, for without all of these he could not have
more  cycles,  he  would  not  get  any  benefit  from  your  suggestions.  To
tell him what to do is not to give him the transformed or interpreted
power or cycles with which to do it. If he had the power, there would
be  the  intelligence  there  to  direct  them  and  in  that  event  would  not
need your suggestions. It is the man who is down and out that is not a
normal unit that gets the kicks  and  blows;  the  suggestions,  good,  bad
and  indifferent;  but  if,  instead  of  so  much  trifling  with  the
imagination,  you  would  line  up  his  spine  so  that  he  could  be  a  unit,
mental  and  physical,  you  would  find  that  suggestions  were  not
necessary.
If  suggestion  be  a  necessary  adjunct  to  the  life  of  another  object  of
like  kind,  then  we  must  constantly  keep  at  our  elbows  the  suggestor.
To  follow  this  plan  would  be  to  see  the  world  moving  as  one  solid
phalanx of forms for no one dare get away from his source of power
his substitute human power sub-station.
Has  one  rose  bush  to  do  with  the  growth  in  the  other?  No?  If  so,
how could it have? Has one acorn any relation with another  so  far  as
actual  material  or  immaterial  connection  is  concerned,  or  will  one
have  to  do  with  the  growth  of  the  other,  whether  planted  in  the  same
foot space, same patch, or miles away? Will one cabbage bear its own
burdens and then assist its neighbor and help him with its work? If so,
the law of reciprocation would be in vogue. Is it  a  fact  that  one  plant
does help the other, or is each individual? With the two stalks of corn,
would  one  fail  to  grow  if  the  other  were  not  there  (I  am  not
considering  reproduction,  but  unital  growth),  or  would  one  seed  of
corn  bring  forth  its  stalk  quite  independent  of  the  fact  that  any  other
was  present?  You  know  the  answer  as  well  as  I.  It  is  so  evident  that
discussion is unnecessary and yet sometimes the simplest
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truths are overlooked in the attempt to get something big and great.
Consider two amoebae. Must one have the company of the other? It
is  true,  all  things  were  made  to  pair  and  exist  in  doubles,  with  an
immediate third phase, but would one die without the other? Bacteria
do  multiply  very  fast  when  they  get  an  opportunity  to  feed  on
something  luscious,  but  would  one  die  if  his  next  door  neighbor  left,
and would the last one die if there were not another within miles? To
grant  the  value  of  suggestion  from  one  animal  or  man  to  another  of
like kind is necessary, is to imply that if one dies then its mate dies for
want  of  him,  and  so  the  chain  continues  until  even  Adam  would  die
without  Eve,  and  Eve  would  not  have  suggested  to  Adam  for  him  to
lose  that  one  rib.  Where  the  suggestion  of  losing  that  first  rib  had  its
start is not known; but I SUGGEST that has been the source of much
trouble  over  suggestion  ever  since.  Suppose  only  one  sheep  is  on  a
farm.  Does  it  live?  Does  it  depend  upon  suggestions  from  any  other
sheep,  to  exist?  If  so  there  are  none  present.  Suppose  the  only  cow
within  a  radius  of  ten  miles  is  in  the  possession  of  one  man.  This
occasionally happens. Will it consider a lingering death, waste away in
body  and  soul,  simply  because  another  cow  is  not  within  seeing,
calling,  and  talking  distance?  Does  one  horse  depend  upon  advice
from another to tell him what to do and how to do it? Must one horse
tell the other, and the other tell the one, and those two tell others, and
thus each horse become his neighbors body keeper? Is this the rule of
unital growth?
Consider  two  monkeys.  Undoubtedly  they  do  talk  things  over;  they
rehearse their little pieces, but what has all this to do with the internal
cyclic  growth?  They  may  talk  over,  in  their  chattering  way,  the
commonplace  sights  and  events  of  external  occurrences,  such  as  an
educated  human  mind  is  capable  of  observing  and  remembering;
perhaps the clothes, the hair, dress, buildings, their forest homes, etc.,
will  be  considered;  but  frankly  does  one  monkey  tell  the  other  when
he  should  move  his  bowels?  Does  one  male  monkey  tell  the  female
monkey  how  she  must  build  her  offspring?  Does  one  monkey  advise
her  digestive  apparatus  how  to  digest  food?  Is  it  a  fact  that  one
monkey would not live
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without  the  advice  of  others?  Then  how  is  it  possible  for  so  many
single caged monkeys to live without other monkeys ever seeing them
for years?
Refer  to  the  genus  homoman.  He  is  supposed  to  be  a  walking
delegate  of  the  greatest  unit  organizationInnate  Intelligence.  He  is
supposed to be a product of one intelligence greater than his own. We
have  admitted  he  was  a  unit;  that  he  could  and  would  grow  alone,
without  other  mates;  that  he  was  a  separate  product,  that  he  did  not
depend upon the associations or relations of anybody else to run him.
Does  it  look  right,  is  it  right,  or  is  it  possible  for  one  man,  by
suggestions to another, to so equalize the juices in anothers liver? Is it
possible  for  a  stranger,  after  consultation,  examination,  and  the
payment  of  a  fee,  to  so  thoroly  know  the  atomic  history  of  my  entire
body  that  he  can  control  the  flow  of  splenic  fluid  from  my  spleen  to
my stomach, by a few oral words to my subconscious mind as to how
it  ought  to  do,  but  cant?  Is  it  possible  for  you,  a  stranger,  to  tell  a
patient  how  his  kidneys  should  act,  and  then  so  direct  cyclic  currents
to them? Is it a fact that a male educated intellect can direct the Innate
periods  of  a  female,  with  whom  he  does  not  have  a  passing  ac-
quaintance?  I  ask  you  frankly,  is  such  possible,  is  it  plausible?  Must
the  female  depend  upon  these  external  advices,  suggestions,  before
she can breathe another breath without which she must die? Could one
child  exist  providing  no  other  exists?  If  life  depends  upon  immediate
life  surrounding  us,  then  the  more  life  the  better.  However,  the
crowded tenements seem to disprove that.
In other words, please tell me the value that one plant or animal has
to another. Is man, or woman, plant, or vegetable, a unit? If man is not
a unit, then we need remodel all our  cycles.  They  are  based  upon  the
unital  idea,  wherein  one  man  is  capable  of  placing,  thru  the  various
phases, all the changes necessary to complete cycles. He does not need
assistance  to  interpret  an  impression;  he  does  not  need  suggestions
from external sources to send forth an impulse; nor does he screech or
scream for more power from a woman to help him express that ability
in  the  cell  which  we  call  function.  He  does  not  demand  advice  from
the external man, how to form the impression (that, he can do without
him); then follows the afferent transmission. No external
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assistance  is  needed  to  shove  it  up  the  nerve,  and  I  am  sure  were
educated  man  to  step  into  the  mind  of  this  Innate  Intelligence  he
would be a hindrance to its interpretation.
I have shown you briefly the various phases necessary to complete a
cycle  within  one  unit.  I  have  been  showing  you  that  these  cycles  are
being performed quite independent of any external agency; in fact, we
have  clearly  shown  that  all  of  man,  internal  and  external,  is  based
around  Innate  cycles  which  are  peculiar  to  this  man,  as  a  whole,  and
which are peculiar to this exigency right now differently than another
one a moment ago. Those minute details are such that an outsider does
not know and I believe to offer the theory that one unit could not live
without  the  other  by  his  side  to  continually  tell  him  what  time  to  get
up, what time to lie down, how many hours to sleep, just what time to
go  to  school,  just  how  often  to  empty  the  bladder,  just  how  many
revolutions  the  stomach  should  make  considerate  of  quantity  of
materials therein, what foods to eat, and what qualities, etc., and then
advise the bowels to work easy on that matter because it is delicate
to do all this  would  indicate  that  external  or  educated  man  is  capable
of guiding an Innate machine greater than he could duplicate; but that
seems to make no difference to those students who argue the value of
suggestion from one  unit  to  anotherthey  assume  that  another  unital
machine  can  be  run  to  perfection  and,  they  are  the  fellows  that
suggested (to themselves) they can do it.
Is  man  a  unit  or  is  he  not?  If  he  is,  then  so  construct  your  work
entirely to the end of giving the unit its individuality. Dont think for a
moment  that  you  can  warp  him  into  some  shape  that  you  think  he
ought  to  be.  He  does  not  depend  upon  a  single  suggestion  from  you,
any more than one man from another, for his or their growth. Consider
this seriously as it is a fundamental truth.
If  suggestion  of  one  body  telling  another  how  to  run  its  functions,
when to do so and in what quantities, speed, etc., is truth, and is a fact
of  matter,  then  we  must  determine  the  law  of  same.  If  educated
suggestion becomes a stable Innate quantity, in the sense that one unit
can,  does,  or  should  direct  the  functions  of  another,  then  it  resolves
itself  in  one  Universal  Intelligence,  many  Innate  Intelligences  which
are subdivisible endlessly; but  HOW  and  WHY  is  what  I  am  hunting
for.
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Where is the suggestive therapeutist that will set our notions straight
in  telling  us  how  many  segments  our  Innate  Intelligence  must  be
divided into to pass it around to all the things we come in contact with.
If we are a part of somebody else and must direct his functions as well
as  our  own,  then  our  Innate  is  only  a  part  here  and  the  balance  is
differentially given to the keepings of other segments of Innates within
brains.  We  could  not  have  ONE  Unit  Innate  Intelligence.  Our  Innate
would  be  made  up  of  some  of  our  own,  some  of  every  person  who
wishes to suggest to us what to do. For, to admit the fundamental that
our  Innate  is  a  unit  throws  us  back  on  the  ground  that  we  could,
should, and would stand alone as regards the intelligence which makes
our  internal  functions.  To  admit  any  other  hypothesis  is  to  grant  that
Innates  must  be  passed  around  enough  times  to  give  every  mind  a
sample.  This  sampling  business  gets  us  into  another  Sympathetic
Nervous  System  with  129  brain  systems,  where  confusion  reigns
supreme.  If  SUGGESTION  has  a  stable  foundation  and  is  a  quantity
that must be dealt with, let us understand the law and then decipher its
principles  and  prove  its  value.  Without  a  law  it  has  no  principles;
without  principles  we  can  have  no  conception;  and  without  concepts
we  are  groping  in  darkness  for  the  want  of  a  truthful  base.  We  still
believe  man  is  a  unit,  and  as  a  unit  is  capable  of  unital  regulation  of
internal functions.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 4,
April, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO Published by
The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 31
The Story Of
THE POSSIBILITIES OF CHIROPRACTIC
By Uncle Howard Nutting
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, Nos. 9-10,
September-October, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
It is not my intention in this paper to criticize anything that has been
achieved in the developing of Chiropractic from a theory to a science
and from a science to a philosophy. My intention is on the possibilities
of  Chiropractic  to  try  by  this  means  to  stimulate  you  all  to  greater
effort in delving into the intricacies of this science.
It  will  be  possible  for  you  in  the  future  to  accomplish  results  of
which you now have not the remotest idea of accomplishing; and you
are today producing results that you knew not of. In your adjustments
for  certain  diseased  conditions  you  unwittingly  produce  beneficiary
results on other organs to which you have paid no particular attention,
and  these  results  manifest  themselves  often  months  after  the
adjustment. Why? The Chiropractor of the future will know.
The opposite  conditions,  although  rare,  do  exist.  An  adjustment  not
properly given may and does oftentimes do serious damage, and these
results are manifest only some time after adjustments are given.
Chiropractic  teachers,  in  the  future  years,  will,  instead  of  mapping
out  a  rule  governing  adjustments  for  certain  diseases,  give  more
attention to the MANNER  of  giving  adjustments.  It  is  an  easy  matter
for the student to find a subluxation, and not a difficult task to adjust it
to a normal position, as he may think;  but  often  these  adjustments  do
not  produce  the  results  looked  for.  Why?  Because  the  conditions  are
different  from  the  majority  of  cases  of  this  nature.  There  can  be  no
rule laid down which will apply to every case and the longer you study
the  science,  the  more  you  will  be  convinced  that  there  are  never  two
cases
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exactly  alike;  no  two  subjects  will  admit  of  the  same  manner  of
adjustment.
The  Chiropractor  of  the  future  will  adjust  to  relieve  the  particular
case  at  hand  and  not  by  any  given  rule  or  universal  law.  The  future
Chiropractor will study the case until he is absolutely sure he is right,
and  will  so  adjust  as  to  bring  immediate  results,  especially  in  acute
cases,  and  but  a  few  hours  in  chronic  diseased  conditions.  If  these
results  do  not  follow  immediately  you  may  be  assured  that  the
adjustment  was  not  properly  given,  because  proper  Chiropractic
adjustments  relieve  at  once,  and  if  you  do  not  get  these  results  YOU
are at fault, not the science of Chiropractic.
In the near future, after adjusting a patient you will be able to outline
for him the exact position on which he shall lie in bed while asleep, to
best induce beneficial results. Innate does most of her work while the
body  is  in  repose,  and  when  muscles  are  all  relaxed,  and  there  is  no
reason  why,  by  a  little  study  of  the  character  of  the  subluxation,  a
position cannot be obtained that will materially aid Innate in her work.
My  own  experience  has  taught  me  this,  and  by  experimenting  with
pillows,  I  have  found  a  position  where  the  pain  would  practically
cease,  and  on  waking  would  find  that  Innate  had  done  her  work  and
adjustments  were  unnecessary  at  this  time.  Surely  a  Chiropractor
could map out a position for such cases as he may adjust.
The other day I saw a mother punish a boy some six years of age
that  is,  she  attempted  to  do  so,  and  would  have  succeeded  if  she  had
known aught of Chiropractic science; but she did not, hence the result.
She  caught  him,  administered  a  sound,  hard  blow  on  the  back  of  the
child.  Instead  of  the  child  crying  out  with  pain,  his  little  face  was
wreathed in smiles and he laughed most heartily. At that time I would
have given a farm to know where that blow fell.
The  Chiropractor  of  the  future  will  know  exactly  how  to  adjust  to
produce  happiness  at  once  instead  of  sorrow.  Blues  are  not  caused
from  trouble,  real  or  imaginary,  but  from  a  diseased  condition  which
can  and  will  be  relieved  instantaneously  by  the  Chiropractor  of  the
future. Find out how and where.
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Did  you  ever  think  what  kind  of  a  world  this  would  be  in  a  short
timenot  later  than  2000  A.D.if  the  development  of  Chiropractic
should  continue  until  that  time  in  proportion  to  the  way  it  has
developed  during  the  last  five  years?  By  the  time  mentioned,  we
would  see  a  race  of  giants,  physically  and  mentally.  There  would  be
no  chronic  diseases  of  any  kind;  people  would  not  know  what
tuberculosis  is,  except  from  history;  no  insane  hospitals  where  men
and  women  are  confined  as  in  a  prison  and  made  to  suffer  untold
abuse because they have been so unfortunate as to subluxate the atlas.
There  would  be  no  more  penitentiaries  because  no  crime  would  be
committed  by  a  sane  man  or  woman;  no  poor  houses  because  every
man would be well and hearty and have full possession of his faculties
to  work  with  brain  and  brawn,  and  enjoy  fully  the  fruits  of  his  labor,
faring  sumptuously  every  day.  There  would  be  few  undertakers
perhaps  one  in  a  county  to  look  after  the  remains  of  those  worn  out
with  age,  and  a  few  who  are  killed  outright  by  accident.  Drug  stores
would  have  vanishedno  need  now  for  even  plasters  and  liniments;
drugs to be taken internally have been discarded long ago; ladies have
no  use  for  face  powder  and  lotions  because  all  are  painted  with  the
glow of health.
What a glorious epoch in the worlds history! WHO is to bring about
this  utopia  during  the  next  100  years.  YOU  are  the  foundation  stock.
You  are  to  prepare  the  way  for  future  generations  to  follow.  You  are
to  blaze  the  way,  blast  the  rocks,  clear  all  rubbish  of  ignorance  and
prejudice,  and  open  up  the  grand  highway  of  truth.  To  you  and  The
P.S.C.  will  be  the  honor  of  lifting  the  world  out  of  the  swamp  of
sickness,  disease,  and  death,  up  to  the  highlands  of  health,  and
consequently happiness.
You are given this work to do; you cannot shirk it if you would; you
would  not  if  you  could.  The  keynote  of  Chiropractic  success  is
demonstration. Chiropractic is greater today than yesterday because
you  know  more  today  than  you  did  yesterday  and  can  demonstrate
it.  If  you  will  know  a  great  deal  more  tomorrow,  do  not  hesitate,  do
not imagine that you have conquered all the obstacles. Your craft has
had a dangerous voyage so far, but it has been guided by a master pilot
around  the  whirlpools,  missed  only  by  a  hair,  and  it  has  emerged  out
upon the seemingly placid sea.  But  do  not  rest  on  your  oars  and  drift
with  the  tide;  there  will  be  billows  to  ride  and  storms  to  encounter
which will need
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your  best  effort.  Do  not  rest.  Roll  up  your  sleeves  and  PULL.  Your
success  depends  upon  the  amount  of  labor  expended  by  yourself.
Others may lend a helping hand, but you will have to paddle your own
canoe.
Keep  always  in  the  wake  of  The  P.S.C.  flag  ship.  She  will  lead  the
U.C.A.  safely  around  the  crags  and  over  the  shoals  to  Chiropractic
success.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, Nos. 9-10,
September-October, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published
by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 32
The Story Of
PYRAMIDS OF LIFE
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 12,
December, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by The
Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Midway between the verdant valley of the Nile and the arid sands of
the Sahara, in the middle of the semilunar coast-line of Egypt,  and  in
the  center  of  balance  of  all  the  land-surface  of  the  globe,  stands  a
structure  which  is  justly  classed  as  one  of  the  seven  wonders  of  the
world. Built in the year 2170 B.C., the great pyramid of Gizeh is still
and  perhaps  always  will  be  the  largest  and  most  solid  building  in  the
world.
Thirteen  acres  of  solid  masonry  rising  into  the  air  482  feet,  it
contains  enough  stone  to  build  a  rampart  ten  feet  high  around  the
frontier  of  France.  If  it  were  hollow,  it  could  contain  the  largest
cathedral in the world without allowing the cathedral to touch its sides
or  top.  It  is  still  an  unsolved  problem  how  the  hundred  thousand
workers  for  the  mighty  King  Cheops  quarried  and  placed  the  mighty
stones  which,  layer  on  layer,  in  perfect  symmetry  were  laid  in  poise
and  balance  such  that  to  this  day  there  shows  no  breaking  in  of
chambers  beneath  the  vast  and  crushing  strain  of  weight  imposed  for
forty  centuries.  The  result  is  there  and  visible,  but  the  secret  of  the
work  is  lost.  Overshadowing  the  cryptic  Sphinx,  it  hides  within  its
bosom  mysteries,  the  contemplation  of  which  is  staggering
appalling.
There are other pyramids. All of them are imperfect imitations of the
first  and  greatest.  The  great  pyramid  sprang  into  being  without  any
antecedent  evolution  in  architectureit  had  no  prototype.  It  came  in
an  age  when  no  great  buildings  had  been  attempted.  It  was  built
without  experience  or  precedent,  and  it  has  endured  thru  four
millenniums, the grandest of all building achievements.
But  the  marvel  of  this  Lion  of  the  Desert  is  not  its  size762  feet
square  by  482  feet  high.  It  is  not  the  enormity  of  the  conception,  but
the complexity and symbolism of the building which
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baffles  the  student  and  appalls  the  observer.  In  its  construction  were
performed  all  the  most  difficult  feats  of  mathematical  computation
with  which  we  struggle  today.  It  includes  so  much  geometry  that  the
builders  must  have  known  the  principles  of  the  squaring  of  the  circle
and  the  w  proportion.  It  evidences  enough  of  physics  to  have
devised  a  perfect  system  of  weights  and  measures;  and  enough  of
astronomy to calculate the mean distance of the sun from the earth and
the  length  of  the  earths  orbit  around  the  sun.  The  knowledge  of  the
action of mercury in a thermometer, the length of the earths axis, the
number of days in the true year, the exact centre of the land surface of
the  globe,  the  centra  of  the  sideral  systemall,  or  nearly  all,  of  the
facts  which  science  has  disclosed  to  our  wondering  minds  during  the
past few centuries as NEWLY discovered laws were symbolized in the
Great Pyramid with exactness and imperishable truth.
Let me give you a few facts and figures to prove my statements. The
angles of the four sides were exactly equal, the point of the pyramid is
equi-distant  from  its  four  lower  corners.  The  base  departs  from  a
perfect square by only one-sixth of an inch. The specific gravity of the
Great  Pyramid  is  exactly  the  specific  gravity  of  the  earth5.7.  The
height  of  the  Great  Pyramid  is  an  exact  and  even  fraction  of  the
distance from the earth to the sun. The height multiplied by ten raised
to the ninth power gives the sun distance. The perimeter of the base is
equal  to  the  perimeter  of  a  circle  whose  radius  is  the  height  of  the
pyramid, the squaring of the circle and the w proportion. The cubit,
which  was  the  unit  of  measurement  used,  is  contained  in  each  base
line exactly as many times as there are days in the true year. This cubit
is an exact decimal of the length of the earths axis.
The large coffer in the Kings chamber, once supposed to have been
the  open  sarcophagus  of  Cheops,  the  builder,  is  now  known  to
symbolize  a  system  of  measures  determined  by  natural  laws  and  the
principles of universal construction, a system more perfect than any in
use today. The air shaft to one of the chambers points directly toward
the location of the North star at that particular time, a location which it
has  never  since  occupied.  The  pile  is  perfectly  oriented  and  points
directly to the four cardinal points of the compass. Its base line on the
north touches the
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thirtieth parallel of latitude and would  presumably  have  passed  it  and
made  it  the  centre  had  not  the  rocky  hill  forbade  it.  To  have  passed
over  the  brow  of  the  hill  with  the  pyramid  would  have  been  to  invite
dissolution  by  the  ages  to  come.  And  that  pile  of  stones  was  built  to
stay; built with a science and calculation and  prescience  of  the  future
which has never been equaled before or since.
Five  and  multiples  thereof  and  the  number  nine  seem  to  have
prevailed  thruout  the  construction,  as  have  also  three  and  sevenall
uneven  numbers.  The  courses  of  stone  from  top  to  bottom  are
multiples  of  five.  The  courses  in  the  chambers  are  multiples  of  nine.
One chamber has been found at the first course, another at the fiftieth.
It  is  presumed  that  there  is  a  third  at  the  one-hundredth  course,  the
way to which has not yet been found, after forty centuries.
Perhaps  the  most  curious  thing  about  this  wonderful  creation  is  the
fact that, built in a land of idolatry and paganism, during the reign of a
king  who  before  and  after  its  construction  worshipped  idols,  there  is
not  a  sign  or  symbol  or  mark  in  it  or  on  it  anywhere  which  has
reference to any deity or any worship. It  seems  almost  incredible  that
Cheops, or whoever builded it, should not have placed within this pile
of  masonry  some  sign  of  religion  at  an  age  when  not  even  the
ornament on miladys robe was too trivial to be invested with religious
significance, when on every other building and with every inscription
went some mark of worship of some god. But it is true.
The Great Pyramid is symbolical of the entire universe and the plan
of  universal  construction.  It  includes  the  earth  and  the  solar  system
and  the  sidereal  system  and  a  knowledge  of  the  laws  by  which  they
move  and  live.  It  is  so  comprehensive  that  science  of  today  knows
little or nothing that did not in all probability influence the builders of
this  monument  of  science.  For  such  it  is.  It  seems  as  if  designed  by
almost omnipotent minds to stand thru all time a living presentation of
the  truths  of  nature  and  of  law  for  all  who  are  able  to  see  and
understand,  declaring  nothing  to  the  unthinking  or  untaught  and
everything to those whose penetration suffers them to read its secrets.
Who  were  the  builders?  We  do  not  know.  Could  it  have  been  the
heathen king in whose reign it grew? Perhaps, but the facts
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of its construction render that highly improbable. Does  it  embody  the
learning of the masses of workmen who toiled in its unrearing? Surely
not.  No  other  evidence  of  such  knowledge  ever  existed  and  it  is
inconceivable  that  if  this  learning  had  been  widespread  SOME  other
evidence  should  not  have  come  down  to  us.  Was  it  done  under  the
direction of some seclusive cult of humans who possessed all science
and  all  art  and  all  philosophy  and  of  which  the  world  was  ignorant?
This is most probable of all and the only explanation which, other than
direct inspiration from deity itself, will suffice.
If this be true it is marvelous still that the same learning has not been
otherwise  preserved  and  handed  down  to  us  thru  succeeding  ages  so
that we might today know all the secrets of this great empire. Perhaps
in their farsighted wisdom, these old Masons knew that man must still
pass  thru  centuries  of  struggle  toward  the  light  before  he  would  be
ready  for  such  truths.  Perhaps  they  foresaw  that  long  cyclic  swing  of
life  which  intervened  ere  we  again  evolved  to  that  zenith  of
knowledge,  into  which  we  are  now  being  projected,  which  would
enable  us  to  understand.  Perhaps  that  pyramid  is  the  deliberate
message  from  that  cycle  to  thisthe  proof,  graven  in  time  defying
stone, that there has existed a high degree of development on earth in
ancient  times  and  that  we  are  now  just  getting  back  to  that  plane  of
life.  Perhaps,  could  we  read  its  secrets  aright,  we  should  find  there
evidence  of  a  knowledge  of  Chiropractic  greater  than  our  own.
Perhaps  this  art  of  ours  is  no  more  new  to  earth  than  our  modern
sciences  of  calculation  are  new.  Perhapsbut  why  speculate  further
on the unknowable.
The  pyramid  is  there.  It  contains  the  essence  of  all  mathematics,
geometry,  physics,  and  mechanical  construction.  No  purpose  other
than  as  a  symbol  of  the  universe  and  universal  law  can  be  rationally
conceived. It is the unsolvable riddle of all time.
But whoever the builders were, what brains contained the wonderful
ability to conceive and construct such a monument, the Great Pyramid
of Gizeh has stood and will stand, while the comings and goings of the
tide  of  civilization  and  race  life  have  ebbed  and  flowed  around  its
base,  and  the  whole  world  has  traveled  thru  its  cycles  and  long
centuries  of  time.  It,  like  the  Sphinx,  is  the  epitome  of  the  riddle  of
Egyptmysterious Egypt, whose
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former glories have left their imprint on all the world and the depth of
whose mediaeval and modern shame has stirred a  throb  of  sadness  in
the  heart  of  every  muser  on  the  glories  of  the  past  and  the  grandeur
that is vanished.
They say the Lion and the Lizard keep
The courts where Jamshyd gloried and drank deep;
And Bahram, that great Hunterthe Wild Ass
Stamps oer his head, but cannot break his sleep.
Thru  all  the  desolations  of  empires  and  peoples,  thru  the  darkness
and superstitution and crime and punishment, and disease of men and
nations,  the  eternal  sun  has  ever  shone  on  the  four  slopes  of  this
granite  faced  mountain,  standing  always  like  the  eternal  hills  and
watching, in its silent majesty, the rolling of a world.
Of  all  the  achievements  of  Egypt  nothing  has  endured  like  the
pyramids. Of all the monuments of the ancient race which dwelt there,
no  one  has  stood  the  test  of  time  like  the  Great  Pyramid  of  Gizeh.
Many  important  events  of  Egyptian  history  have  centered  round  the
pyramids.  All  Mamoun,  Moslem,  son  of  Haroun-al-Raschid,  very
nearly caused a revolution by forcing a long and tortuous way into the
recesses of the greatest one in search of treasure, which, of course, he
failed  to  find.  The  Great  Pyramid  has  ever  been  the  center  of
superstition and fiction and has outlived all of it. The tide of Egyptian
civilization  has  ebbed  and  Rowed  around  it.  In  olden  days  men
worshipped at this pyramid, making it a shrine in ignorance of its real
purpose. Travelers of all ages have lingered in its shade and thot of the
men who builded it. It has remained as an ever-present reminder of the
glory of the pastthe last and most stable relic of one of the worlds
greatest and earliest civilizations.
It  is  a  connecting  link  between  the  past  and  present,  ever  attesting
the  wisdom  of  the  builders.  It  has  been  inextricably  linked  with
Egyptian history for four thousand years.
But  even  more  important  is  the  position  of  the  pyramids  in  the
history  of  the  world.  Men  of  all  nations  have  known  and  revered  the
Great  Pyramid.  The  scripture  refers  to  it  and  some  zealous  writers
have misread the  references  so  as  to  make  them  say  that  the  Pyramid
was a directly inspired work of God and was built by the ancestors of
the Jewish racenot by Egyptians.
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Ancient  Hindu  books  refer  to  it  as  the  Golden  mountain  set  in
Egypt,  a  rich  figure  which  was  well  in  keeping  with  the  mythical
tendencies  of  the  times.  In  Greek  literature  it  is  given  a  place  of
importance.  This  is  the  more  worthy  of  remark  since  it  had  no
connection  whatever  with  any  of  the  deities  or  personages  of  ancient
mythology.  It  cast  its  shadow  as  far  as  Rome  in  the  days  of  the
Caesars.  The  tide  of  Moslem  invasion  swept  over  the  Pyramids  and
was  modified  thereby,  these  great  structures  received  a  tribute  of
superstitious  awe  from  the  fanatic  and  imaginative  Arabs.  In  its
shadow, Napoleon exhorted his followers to greater achievements.
In  modern  times  the  Great  Pyramid  has  been  the  object  of  great
scientific  research.  Hundreds  of  able  men  have  spent  the  greater  part
of  their  lives  in  studying  it.  Books  have  been  written  about  it.  It  has
been  held  up  ever  as  an  emblem  of  solidity  and  permanency  to  the
whole  world,  with  the  Rock  of  Gibraltar  and  the  unchanging  hills.  It
bears  mute  witness  to  the  truth  that  there  lies  IN  MAN  the  power  to
produce  as  permanent  and  enduring  a  work  as  the  rocks  of  the
Almighty.  Is  it  not  proof  in  fact  that  GOD  IS  IN  MAN  and  that  the
same power which constructed the mountains and rocks and the shape
and forms of the earth is in us and of us, and needs only direction and
will  and  purpose  to  accomplish  anything?  And  this  was  primitive
manthose whom the ancient Hebrew scribes called ancient!
The Great Pyramid has left its unerasable impression upon humanity.
More  than  any  other  artificial  structure  it  has  stamped  itself  upon  the
history  of  the  world  with  a  shadowy  pyramid  on  every  page.  The
influence of this inert monster seems almost uncannybecause we do
not  understand.  (Man  has  always  invested  in  an  awe-inspiring  aura
that which he cannot understand.)
The Great Pyramid is a symbola sign of a concentrated intellect of
a people. It stands for the eternal truth that that which is law and truth
cannot  be  obliterated.  Though  the  intellects  which  designed  it  have
passed  beyond  and  left  no  trace,  yet  their  knowledge  has  lived  after
them and is still bearing fruit after its kind.
Every great achievement that history records stands as  a  pyramid  in
the life of some great man by which the truth that was in him has been
perpetuated and his deeds remembered by men.
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Some  build  more  pyramids  than  one;  usually  those  who  scatter
themselves and their forces thus, build  lesser  pyramids.  Others  center
their  whole  lives  in  the  consummation  of  one  great  purpose  which
lives  after  them  in  the  minds  of  the  succeeding  generations  as  their
monument.
Napoleons  pyramid  was  Austerlitzthe  height  of  his  glory  and
ability.  That  of  Alexander  the  Great  was  his  conquest  of  Persia;  of
Grant,  his  Virginia  campaigns;  and  of  Toga,  his  destruction  of  the
Russian  fleet.  By  these  things,  and  sometimes  by  them  alone,  we
remember  and  revere  the  memory  of  these  men,  because  they  were
men who DID thingsthings not trivial or inconsequential, but things
of import to the world.
In  more  peaceful  fields,  Abraham  Lincoln  made  for  himself  a
beautiful  pyramid  amid  the  storm  and  whirl  of  war  and  suffering,
when he issued his great Emancipation Proclamation. It, like all other
pyramids, was the fruit of a lifetime of character-building, which was
concentrated  and  perpetuated  in  that  act.  Fultons  pyramid  was  his
steam  boat;  Bells,  his  telephone;  Wright  Brothers,  their  flying
machine.
The pyramid of Field was the Atlantic cable; of Wolfe, the battle of
Quebec,  the  one  achievement  for  which  the  world  remembers  his
name.  The  pyramid  of  Dickens  was  his  David  Copperfield,  and  of
Harvey, his blood circulation.
The pyramid of Christopher Columbus, built on the rocky hill of his
fortitude and faith, is the discovery of a new continent. Perhapswho
knowsThe P.S.C. may in the future be known as the pyramid in the
life of Dr. B. J. Palmer.
And  more  than  these.  Many  there  are  who  are  known  for  a  single
achievement, who have lived quietly and obscurely all their days, save
for one meteor blaze which marked them out for fame. All their years
were preparations and foundation stonesall their days were training
for  the  crowning  labor  of  a  useful  life.  Thousands  of  these  there  are,
unknown to fame, who have yet left behind some imperishable thing,
which men rise and grow by, and learn from, which is good.
To each one the great moment in his life when he achieves that from
which  the  whole  human  race  may  derive  benefit,  is  his  pyramid,  It
may endure unknown and misunderstood, like
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Cheops pile, for many years; but some daysome day when perhaps
the  builder  is  forgottenhis  work  will  be  recognized,  honored,
revered, and his intellect respected though his identity be lost.
Is  there  not  pleasure  in  that  thot?  Is  it  not  more  truly  fame  that  our
work  be  recognized  than  that  our  name  be  coupled  with  it?  GET
THISif a thing be true, not all the force of time can change one jot
of  it,  or  erase  one  line!  That  is  your  final  assurance  of  rewardthat
Justice of the Universe.
Where is your pyramid, brother? You,  whose  mind  is  now  gripping
and  holding  the  concept  of  this  eternal  pile  of  masonry  with  its
symbolism, and of the pyramids of life and their importance, where is
your pyramid?
Is  it  accomplishedthat  monument  of  yours?  Or,  is  it  still  a  mere
thot  picture  in  your  brain,  the  pattern  around  which  you  are  shaping
your  life  and  its  every  effort?  Or,  are  you  one  of  those  blind  and
groping minds that have no pyramid?
Have  you  chosen  a  central  purpose  and  fixed  it  in  the  most  solid
portion  of  your  mind,  and  are  you  gathering  rocks  of  experience  and
knowledge  and  shaping  them  with  jeweled  rock-saws  of  reason  and
meditation?
Every one of you should prepare himself carefully for the building of
something  in  his  life  that  will  last,  something  good  and  something
permanent.  Every  one  of  you  can  do  some  one  great  thing  that  will
serve  as  a  central  point  and  pivot  toward  which  you  work  until
accomplished, and at which you may look back in after years with just
pride and consciousness of a life well spent.
Has it ever occurred to you that only one great moment may justify a
life?  All  the  time  and  labor  spent  in  the  manufacture  of  the
thirteen-inch  gun,  its  powder  and  ball,  its  carriage  and  accessories,
were  directed  toward  one  purposethe  firing  of  that  gun!  Without
that moment all the rest is lost; without a firing moment, many a life is
wasteduseless.
Has all your labor been wasted? Have you missed  fire?  Or,  are  you
going  to?  Not  if  your  work  is  rightly  done.  Not  if  every  action  and
every  step  was  carefully  considered  in  its  bearing  on  your  purpose.
Not  if  the  saws  with  which  you  shape  your  building  materials  are
jeweled with reason and cut clean!
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And when that work of yours is finished, finished at your best, will it
endure?  You  do  not  know?  Ah,  but  did  the  builders  of  Cheops
Pyramid  doubt  that  when  they  entombed  there  all  their  secrets  of
science, that they would defy time itself, vie with nature in endurance?
Did  they  doubt  thru  that  stupendous  labor?  Not  they,  for  had  they
doubted, they had not achieved! That is the law!
And  why  should  they  doubt?  Did  they  not  measure,  weigh,  and
estimate  the  value  and  permanency  of  their  work  by  the  most
permanent of all standards, the Universe itself? Measured by the laws
of  Universal  Intelligence  and  found  true  it  must  endure.  There  is  no
other power to change it.
And  so  with  you.  If  your  plans,  beliefs,  deeds  will  square  with
science and with a true  philosophy  of  life,  you  need  have  no  fear  but
that when the time of your  achievement  comes,  it  will  be  done  and  it
will  stand.  I  do  not  mean  to  declare  to  you  a  doctrine  of  inevitable
consequences. I do not mean that by philosophy and science alone we
shall succeed, but that we may.
Given  these  things  and  an  alert,  active  mind  wherewith  to  grasp  at
once  the  opportunity;  given  a  clear  and  lucid  comprehension  of  the
meaning  of  the  Inner  Voice  within  ourselves  which  bids  us  move  or
stay  our  handsand  when  the  time  comes  we  shall  be  ready  and  we
shall achieve.
Listen with me to the words of Lincoln, a man who waited and who
did succeed. I will study and get ready, for my time will come.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Volume V, No. 12,
December, 1909, FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO. Published by The
Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
DAVENPORT MAY LOSE LARGE
ENTERPRISE
Petty Jealousies May Result in Removal of Palmer School of
Chiropractic and Consequent Great Loss of Revenue to City
of Davenport.Has Benefited the City.Brought Nearly a
Million Dollars of New Money to the City Last Year.
Spent $5,000 with Post Office, Paid $7,850 Express.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 7, No. 6, June,
1911, FORTY YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of
Chiropractic.)
Davenport,  May  18  (1911).That  the  success  of  one  man  in
Davenport  has  led  to  the  bitter  enmity  of  the  Scott  County  Medical
Society,  which  organization  has  carried  its  fight  into  the  Commercial
Club, and even into the Y.M.C.A., is the statement made by prominent
business  men  of  Davenport  who  have  threatened  to  withdraw  their
patronage  from  the  Commercial  Club,  unless  it  is  reorganized  along
broader  lines  and  is  taken  out  of  the  control  of  the  narrow  men  who
are now directing the destinies.
The  cause  of  the  trouble  is  the  fight  being  waged  by  the  Medical
Society  of  Scott  County,  or  at  least  members  of  it,  against  Dr.  B.  J.
Palmer, who has been conducting a successful school of Chiropractic
which  is  distributing  nearly  a  million  dollars  in  Davenport  and  has
added  greatly  to  the  fame  of  the  city  in  all  parts  of  the  United  States
and the world.
At  first  the  business  men  took  little  interest  in  the  matter,  but  when
they  began  to  realize  that  a  continuance  of  the  underhanded  attacks
might lead to the loss to Davenport of an institution which was equal
to  any  manufacturing  establishment  giving  employment  to  from  four
to five hundred men, then the business men commenced to investigate,
and the more they investigated the stronger were their convictions that
a continuation of the present narrow-minded policy might result in the
loss of an institution to the city, which has been of the greatest benefit
not only in the
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direct  distribution  of  cash,  but  also  in  the  distribution  of  advertising
matter in all parts of the world, from which the students of The Palmer
School of Chiropractic are being recruited.
A  business  man  who  has  taken  the  trouble  to  investigate  the
contentions  on  both  sides  gives  the  following  story  of  the  trouble
which has originated in an effort on the  part  of  members  of  the  Scott
County Medical Society to put The Palmer School out of business.
To commence with, Dr. B. J. Palmer, the head of the Palmer School,
is a man of good reputation,  honorable  in  his  dealings,  pays  his  bills,
is  sober,  reliable,  nothing  can  be  said  against  his  personal  character.
But,  as  he  has  been  successful  and  has  pursued  new  and  heretofore
untried  paths  for  the  adjustment  of  the  cause  of  disease,  and  believes
that he has succeeded in evolving a method  of  adjustment  which  is
simple,  prompt  in  action,  provides  for  no  drugging,  but  leaves  nature
in  the  best  possible  condition  to  carry  on  its  work  of  restoring  the
various  portions  of  the  body  to  normal  action.  In  brief,  his  theory  is
that the brain is the center of all power. The brain, through the spinal
column,  and  its  nerve  fibres,  distributes  the  vital  force  to  all  portions
of  the  body.  The  bones  in  the  spinal  column  may  become  slightly
displaced,  resulting  in  a  constriction  to  the  nerve  force,  and  thus
preventing  the  organ  supplied  by  such  nerve  from  getting  the  force
which it should receive from the brain. Dr. Palmer has believed that by
restoring these bones to proper position and removing this constriction
that the nerve forces will flow on uninterruptedly, and that nature will
then  do  its  work.  He  removes  the  pressure  on  nerves  instead  of
treating  the  organs,  and  the  results  have  shown  that  many  are  greatly
benefited.
A  free  clinic  is  established  at  the  school,  which  is  visited  by
hundreds of patients daily, where the students are permitted to see and
participate in the actual work, and where they may note the benefits to
the patients. There is no wrenching, no drugging, nothing but a simple
adjustment  of  the  bones  of  the  spinal  column,  which  is  continued
from  day  to  day  until  all  portions  of  the  body  are  carrying  out  their
proper function.
The  regular  doctors  claim  it  is  a  fake.  If  so,  there  are  many,  many
who  are  being  deceived,  for  not  only  are  the  patients  who  daily  visit
the institution made up of the ordinary run of human-
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ity, but the students are way above the ordinary run of intelligence and
are composed of young men and women, many of whom have taken a
regular  course  in  medicine,  and  have  sought  The  Palmer  School  to
learn  the  Palmer  method.  They  are  also  business  men  who  have  left
their business to take up this work, believing that in so doing they can
establish a legitimate and successful practice for themselves and at the
same  time  benefit  humanity  by  this  new  system.  Interviews  with
patients show that satisfactory progress is being made with their cases,
and as they are not doped, no injurious effects attend to follow.
The  success  of  The  Palmer  School,  said  our  informant,  aroused  the
antagonism of members of the Scott County Medical Society who, it is
claimed,  raised  a  considerable  sum  of  money  to  place  The  Palmer
School  out  of  business.  The  attacks  were  made  through  the  courts,
through  the  legislature,  and  finally  crept  into  the  Commercial  Club
and the Y.M.C.A.
The first effort was made to induce the Iowa legislature to so modify
the  state  medical  laws  as  to  close  The  Palmer  School,  and  others  of
similar  character.  A  bill,  innocent  in  appearance,  was  brought  before
the  legislature,  but  when  the  effect  of  the  passage  of  such  a  measure
became  known,  the  members  of  the  legislature  promptly  turned  it
down,  and  thus  declared  that  it  could  see  naught  but  benefit  in  the
Palmer system.
The  next  effort  was  to  try  to  get  the  Scott  County  Grand  Jury  to
return  an  indictment  against  Dr.  Palmer  personally,  under  the  charge
of practicing medicine without a license, and with advertising without
a  license.  The  grand  jury  listened  to  the  arguments  which  were
advanced and refused to be a party to such persecution.
Dr.  Palmer  has  always  been  known  as  a  Booster.  He  promptly
adopted  the  slogan,  Every  year  a  better  year  for  Davenport,  and  he
believed  that  by  increasing  the  number  of  his  students  and  bringing
more  people  to  Davenport  where  they  would  spend  their  money,  he
was doing his share to boost Davenport. He was waited upon by some
business  men  and  asked  to  present  his  application  to  the  Commercial
Club and, being a genuine booster and willing to contribute  his  share
toward  Davenports  success,  he  cheerfully  expressed  his  willingness
to add his fee to the amount in the control of the club which could be
used in obtain-
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ing  other  industries.  He  did  not  believe  there  were  any  men  in
Davenport  who  would  allow  their  personal  or  business  prejudice  to
interfere  with  the  success  of  a  club  which  had  for  its  object  the
betterment and growth of Davenport. Soon after  his  application  came
in,  there  was  a  protest  quietly  circulated  among  the  members  of  the
Scott County Medical Society against his admission. This was signed
by  doctors  but  was  in  sufficient  numbers  to  have  prevented  the
admission of Dr. Palmer, and his application was withdrawn.
Dr.  Palmer  did  not  care  to  raise  any  disturbance  over  the  matter,
accepting  it  as  the  price  which  a  person  pays  for  success  in  the
invasion of untried fields, but other Davenport boosters did not take it
so  calmly,  and  were  highly  indignant  that  any  class  of  men  should
bring  petty  jealousies  into  an  organization  where  all  should  pull
together for the advancement of their home town.
The next attack on Dr. Palmer was through the Y.M.C.A., which the
doctor  had  been  invited  to  join.  Here  again  the  petty  jealousies  of
members  of  the  medical  association  were  shown  and  the  regular
doctors  who  were  members  joined  in  a  protest  against  his  admission
and threatened to withdraw if Dr. Palmer was admitted. It is presumed
that if Dr. Palmer stood before St. Peter on the final judgment day, and
could  present  an  honorable  record  for  the  scrutiny  of  that  last  Judge,
there  would  be  members  of  the  medical  fraternity  on  the  outside
asking  that  he  be  denied  admission.  And  for  what  cause?  Simply
because  he  follows  a  different  course  than  they  have  learned  at  their
colleges, and because he is teaching that system to five or six hundred
students a year.
But the jealousies of the local  physicians  did  not  stop  there.  Failing
to  annoy  the  doctor  or  interfere  with  his  business  success  at  the
January  session  of  the  grand  jury,  the  same  body  of  men  again
conspired  to  destroy  his  reputation,  by  attempting  to  secure  his
indictment at the April term. Again  the  members  of  the  jury  listening
to  the  statements  made  by  the  jealous  physicians,  determined  there
was  no  legal  cause  for  action  against  Dr.  Palmer,  and  again  the  case
was dismissed.
The next effort of the regular was through the medium of the local
press, to deny him the use of the advertising columns
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of the papers. Through some manipulation of the local papers, the first
movement was to have all his matter plainly marked as advertising,
to which the doctor in no way objected, as unlike many of the regular
doctors  the  doctor  is  willing  to  pay  for  his  space  and  willing  that  the
public  should  know  that  he  is  paying  for  it,  rather  than  to  sneak  it
through  free  under  the  guise  of  an  address  before  a  medical  meeting,
or by slipping a few dollars into the hands of a reporter to see that an
accident  or  operation  was  given  the  correct  attention.  The  next
movement was to get one of the Davenport papers to deny him the use
of its columns under any conditions.
Goaded  on  by  these  attacks,  Dr.  Palmer  has  threatened  to  strike
back.  He  has  declared  that  if  Davenport  is  to  be  ruled  by  a  small
organization  of  medical  men,  there  are  other  towns  of  more  liberal
views  to  which  his  college  can  be  removed.  He  has  been
contemplating  the  erection  of  a  handsome  college  building  on  Brady
Street  where  his  present  business  is  conducted,  and  had  about
arranged  plans  for  financing  such  an  undertaking,  but  declares  that  if
Davenport  is  to  be  dominated  by  so  narrow  a  class  of  practitioners,
there  are  other  towns  willing  to  give  him  a  bonus  and  aid  in  the
erection  of  a  suitable  building  if  he  will  only  say  the  word  for  such
removal. It is because of such threat of removal that the business men
of Davenport are lining up in his behalf and threatening to sit down on
any class members of the Commercial Club who seek to make the club
a vehicle for working out their personal grievances.
After  the  attack  made  on  him  before  the  Commercial  Club,  Dr.
Palmer directed a letter to one of the  physicians  who  had  been  active
in circulating the remonstrances against him which was as follows:
At  various  times  and  under  various  circumstances,  always  secret,
never public, to my back, not to my face, you have interested yourself
first in my personality, second in my position in the community, third
in my profession, fourth in my business ability, fifth in the legality of
Chiropractic  in  this  stateto  all  of  which  I  have  no  objection.  From
the many sources of information, you have been on the opposing side
of  everything  emanating  from  The  P.S.C.  I,  for  one,  would  like  to
know  what  your  grievance  is,  why  you  have  such  a  grievance,  what
reasons you es-
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tablish  for  being  antagonistic,  whether  these  are  valid,  whether  they
are sufficiently strong to continue their practice.
Knowing  further,  first,  that  my  interest  in  your  position  is  as  one
individual;  second,  that  many  would  like  to  listen  to  a  public
discussion  of  these  grievances;  third,  that  if  your  reasons  are  es-
tablished the city of Davenport will be benefited; fourth, that if proven
fallacious,  prejudiced,  and  groundless,  then  silence  would  be  golden;
fifth, that it will gratify your ambition for further publicity; sixth, that
it  will  give  the  mass  of  people  further  knowledge  on  the  pros  and
cons; seventh, that it will give me an opportunity  to  meet  you  face  to
face on mutual ground; eighth, that it will prove you or myself wrong,
either of which I am willing to permit. I therefore do hereby challenge
you  to  meet  me  in  debate,  all  conditions  of  which  any  audience  will
consider fair and reasonable, as follows:
First, you to meet me in any public hall in the City of Davenport, at
my expense.
Second,  all  expenses  attached  thereto,  such  as  advertising,  etc.,  to
be paid by myself.
Third, you to assume any subject pertaining to:
a. My personality.
b. My position in the community.
c.  Your  or  my  profession,  viz.,  rights  or  wrongs  of  medicine  or
Chiropractic.
d. My business standing in the community.
e. Whether a knocker or a booster helps Davenport.
f. The legislative question in Iowa or at large.
Fourth,  you  to  let  me  know  one  week  in  advance  the  subject  or
subjects you choose to debate.
Fifth, you and I to meet at the hall selected by yourself, and you to
prove  my  position  in  this  community  is  unreasonable,  unjust,
improper, and a menace to Every year a better year in Davenport.
Sixth,  you  to  attempt  to  establish  that  what  you  have  been  doing
was  done  to  benefit  Davenport  rather  than  to  foster  a  personal  and
private feeling.
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Seventh,  should  you  so  succeed  in  establishing  your  assumption,
then  I  donate  $100  to  Ned  Lees  Mission  at  a  public  humiliation
meeting.
Eighth, should you fail to maintain your hypothetical presumptions,
then you to pay a like sum, to a like place, in like manner.
Ninth, there to be no charge for admission at the door of the hall in
question, you to have half the tickets and I the other half.
Tenth, all arguments to be based upon facts of logic and practice as
provenno  theories  to  enter  the  composition,  no  personalities  or
evasions of main questions confronted from side to side.
Eleventh,  I  to  have  the  privilege  (you  also  if  you  desire)  to  report
the  debate  in  full  and  to  be  further  published  and  used  by  me  as
advertising in support of Chiropractic in the future.
The pleasure of meeting you will be all mine, and will give you the
much  coveted  position  of  meeting  me  face  to  face,  permitting  you  to
maintain  your  position  before  the  public  in  preference,  to  private,
giving  you  an  opportunity  to  meet  your  contemporary  at  his  request
and  expense,  andfirst,  if  your  position  be  the  right  one  you  have
nothing to fear from a public display of same; second, if your position
be proven wrong, false, and unjust to me, my profession and business,
then the citizens of Davenport should know it.
You  have  an  opportunity  you  have  longed  for,  and  I  am  making  it
possible  at  no  cost  to  you  but  the  continued  struggle  for  supremacy,
which you have been maintaining all winter, therefore are in trim. This
letter  will  be  mailed  from  The  P.S.C.,  registered,  on  March  20th.  It
will reach you on the 21st. I will have your receipt for same Tuesday
afternoon.  Your  reply  on  Saturday  forenoon,  March  25th,  not  later
than  9:00  a.m.,  will  be  sufficient.  The  debate  to  be  held  within  one
week  from  that  date.  No  reply  being  received  at  that  time,  for  or
against,  acceptance  or  denial,  I  will  make  public  this  statement  as
herein mailed.
First, are you willing?
Second, are you the man I think you are?
Third, do you defend the profession you think you do?
Fourth, is your premise logical?
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To refuse to meet this challenge is to admit public defeat; to ignore
it is to further admit your incapability to uphold, in public, the subjects
and  assumptions  you  assume  in  private;  to  shift  responsibility  is  to
belie  your  aggressive  actions  of  the  past  winter.  Therefore,  I  await
your answer, after due deliberation and thoughts of the future.
I am,
(Signed) B. J. Palmer, D.C., Ph.C.
The physician addressed never responded to the letter and the people
of  Davenport  were  thus  denied  the  opportunity  to  hear  the  issue
discussed.
The results of all these attacks on Dr. Palmer have been to engender
a  bad  feeling  in  the  city.  These  have  reached  the  students,  many  of
whom  are  men  of  means  in  their  respective  communities,  and
arrangements  were  made  among  the  students  and  ex-students  to
organize  a  400  club  in  which  each  member  has  agreed  to  give  the
sum  of  $250  to  endow  a  Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic,  such
institution to be located at some point outside of Davenport. This club
is  now  275  strong,  and  the  full  400  will  be  secured  at  an  early  date.
Cities  at  other  places  are  already  competing  for  the  location  of  the
school and have offered advantageous sites and a cash bonus to secure
it.  For  the  present,  Dr.  Palmer  is  taking  these  under  advisement,  for
while the subject of attack by the physicians, the business men of the
city are showing such confidence in him and are rallying so loyally to
his support that Davenport still has a warm place in his heart.
So intense is the feeling in Davenport becoming, that students of the
Palmer School are now purchasing their supplies only at stores where
The  P.S.C.  pennant  is  displayed,  inviting  their  trade.  Over  a  hundred
of the leading merchants of Davenport have this pennant displayed in
their stores.
The  parade  of  the  students  and  faculty  of  The  Palmer  School  of
Chiropractic on May 10th was an eye-opener to many of the business
men of Davenport. On that day students and faculty paraded  over  the
business  district  of  Davenport,  carrying  appropriate  banners.  They
walked two abreast, and the parade was  over  four  blocks  long.  There
were, by actual count, over three hundred in the parade.
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Some  idea  of  the  benefit  which  this  school  is  to  Davenport  can  be
gained by the following summarization of figures:
During  the  year  1910  there  were  505  students  enrolled,  many  of
whom  remained  in  the  city  nearly  the  entire  year.  About  a  third  of
them were accompanied by their wives, making a  total  of  667  people
that The Palmer School brought to Davenport last year. It is estimated
that  these  spent  in  Davenport  last  year  $670,580.  In  addition  to  the
above,  as  a  source  of  revenue  to  the  city,  there  were  a  total  of  2,700
who attended the free clinic, 900 of these were from out of town, and
were brought to Davenport by the location of The Palmer School here.
These  visitors  probably  spent  $160  each  for  the  time  they  were  in
Davenport,  or  a  total  of  $144,000.  500  private  patients  also  received
the  private  work  of  the  faculty  and  spent  a  total  of  $600,000  more,
making  a  total  of  $847,580  which  The  Palmer  School  brought  to
Davenport and was distributed among the merchants and trades people
of the city.
Pretty good for one institution, wasnt it? It was all new and foreign
money  poured  into  the  city,  and  not  the  circulation  of  money
previously here.
If, as is now indicated, over  one  thousand  students  are  enrolled  this
year,  it  will  mean  the  bringing  of  over  a  million  and  a  half  of  new
capital to Davenport during the current year.
Dr.  Palmer  has  always  aided  the  local  banks  by  encouraging  his
students to open accounts with the Davenport banks. As they are to be
in  Davenport  the  greater  part  of  the  year,  a  bank  account  becomes  a
necessity,  and  so  they  bring  with  them  usually  a  sum  necessary  to
carry them through the year; these accounts are of great benefit to the
Davenport banks.
Since May 1, 1909, The Palmer School of Chiropractic has enrolled
3,380 patients, many of these being chronic cases who had been given
up  by  all  the  regular  physicians  as  having  but  a  limited  time  to  live.
Out  of  this  number  only  seven  have  died,  a  number  which  would  be
only a good average for the same number of people enjoying the best
of health. Surely the Palmer adjustment has not killed them off as
some  of  the  physicians  would  have  the  people  believe.  Can  any
regular physician show a better record of cases treated?
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That Davenport is advertised by The Palmer School is shown by the
fact  that  over  two  million  pieces  of  literature  were  distributed  from
Davenport  during  the  year  1910.  Every  one  of  these  pieces  mention
the name of the city.
It  is  estimated  that  three  hundred  houses  were  rented  last  year  to
pupils of The Palmer School, or to others who were directly connected
with  the  institution.  That  added  a  pretty  good  sum  to  the  rental  value
of Davenport real estate.
The Palmer School is also a large contributor to the Davenport post
office,  paying  in  last  year  in  the  way  of  postage  over  $5,000,  being
one  of  the  largest  patrons  of  the  local  office.  The  School  also
contributed to the local express companies $7,850.
The  Palmer  School  has  had  a  wonderful  growth.  In  1901  there  was
one student; in 1903, 3; in 1904, 9; in 1905, 30; in 1906, 75; in 1907,
96; in 1908, 130; in 1909, 318; in 1910, 505. From the way the school
is  increasing  the  present  year  the  prospect  is  that  it  will  exceed  the
thousand mark this year.
That  students  of  The  Palmer  School  are  distributed  in  all  the  states
and territories is shown by an inspection of the register of the School,
which  shows  students  from  every  state  and  territory  in  the  United
States, as well as Australia, Canada, Mexico, and other countries.
The  business  men  of  Davenport  are  rallying  to  the  support  of  this
institution,  and  declare  that  they  will  stand  back  of  it  as  against  any
petty  jealousies  which  have  been  inspired  by  its  great  success.  They
are determined that The Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic  shall  and  will
remain  in  Davenport,  and  will  stand  loyally  by  it.Clinton  Daily
Advertiser, May 18, 1911.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 7, No. 6, June,
1911, FORTY YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of
Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 34
The Story Of
MEMORIAL SERVICE
In Respect to Dr. D. D. Palmer, Discoverer of Chiropractic,
October 23, 1913, at The P.S.C.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 9, No. 12,
December, 1913, THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS AGO. Published by The
Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
In  respect  to  D.  D.  Palmer,  discoverer  of  Chiropractic,  who  died  at
Los  Angeles,  Monday  morning,  October  20th  (1913),  memorial
services were held at The Palmer School of Chiropractic, Chiropractic
Fountain Head, Davenport, Iowa, Wednesday morning, October 22nd.
A full account of the services follows:
Dr.  A.  B.  Hender:  We  are  assembled  here  this  morning  for  the
purpose  of  paying  our  respects  to  the  memory  of  the  Founder  and
Discoverer of Chiropractic, Dr. D.  D.  Palmer,  whom  we  consider  the
parent of this science. We have with us some speakers who knew Dr.
Palmer personally, and were well acquainted with his early work. I am
going to ask that there be no applause of any kind, as we are gathered
here  in  a  different  cause  than  for  which  we  usually  gather,  and  for  a
different  reason.  Following  the  services  this  morning,  school  will  be
dismissed.  There  will  be  no  official  duties.  We  are  going  to  be  here
this afternoon to take care of such patients as may be here, who could
not be notified of the fact of our closing down. The first speaker I am
going to introduce this morning is Reverend Weed of  Monmouth,  Ill.
Rev.  Weed  was  in  close  touch  with  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  and  named  the
science.
Reverend Samuel H. Weed: Mr. Chairman, Ladies and Gentlemen: I
think  I  would  not  stand  before  you  here  today  were  it  not  for  the
science of Chiropractic of which I have received the benefit from Dr.
D.  D.  Palmer  and  Dr.  B.  J.  Palmer,  and  others  who  have  learned  the
science  and  practice  the  method.  I  first  knew  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  in
1894. I felt sad when I heard the news yesterday that he had departed
this life. I will endeavor to
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briefly  relate  the  circumstances  under  which  I  formed  his
acquaintance.  My  daughter,  at  the  Worlds  Fair  Exposition  in  Chi-
cago, in 1893, dislocated her ankle and though she set it herself, which
was a remarkable thing for her to do, the ankle proved a grave trouble
to  her.  She  employed  three  celebrated  physicians  who  were
recommended in Chicago. They gave her the best treatment the M.Ds
knew how to give. She came home and suffered for months. One day
she  said  to  me,  Father,  I  want  to  go  to  Dr.  Palmer.  I  hear  him
recommended. He was then practicing the magnetic treatment. I said
to  her,  You  dont  want  to  go  to  that  quack,  do  you?  She  remarked
that she had been unable  to  sleep  for  about  three  weeks,  and  that  she
was  suffering  intense  pain  with  her  ankle,  and  she  said,  I  feel  that  I
will die if I do not get relief, and I want to go to Dr. Palmer. I said to
her, If you look on it that way, go.
It  was  about  the  middle  of  the  week  when  she  left  home;  she  was
using  crutches,  as  she  could  not  put  her  foot  to  the  ground.  The
Saturday  evening  following,  we  were  surprised  to  see  her  coming
home  carrying  her  crutches  in  her  hands,  walking  on  that  sore  foot.
She  returned  and  took  further  treatment  and  was  cured  by  the
magnetic  process,  and  came  home  and  said,  Now,  father,  it  is  your
time to go.
I was an old soldier and had contracted disease in the army that had
continued with me all of those years, and I was in a bad state of health.
I  protested,  but  she  insisted.  I  came  and  took  an  examination.  The
doctor  said  he  thought  he  could  help  me,  but  I  went  away  without
taking treatments. Dr. Palmer located my trouble on the left side, just
over  the  spleen,  and  when  I  spoke  to  my  son  Robert  about  it  he
laughed at the idea and said that every person is tender at that place. I
concluded that I was different from other people in that respect when I
found that I could not make him flinch by punching in that place. So I
came to Dr. Palmer and he relieved me from the trouble from which I
had suffered for many years. That was in July, 1894.
Afterwards, I came to him for another trouble.  It  was  the  next  year,
in 1895, and he told me he had discovered a new method of relieving
disease,  and  he  gave  me  adjustments,  and  I  got  relieved.  Later,  after
the members of my family had come and
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received  benefit,  I  came  again,  and  Dr.  Palmer  told  me  that  he  had
discovered a new method of treatment but it was  without  a  name.  He
wanted  a  name  from  the  Greek  language.  I  suggested  three  or  four
different names. I gave them to him for consideration. He looked them
over,  and  finally  decided  to  take  the  name  Chiropractic,  from
cheir  which  means  hand,  in  Greek,  and  praktos  which  means
done. That is the history of the name of this science.
A short time after that, there was a gentleman whom I met in Henry
County.  He  told  me  of  the  trouble  his  daughter  had.  He  had  seen  a
testimonial  of  mine  in  reference  to  Chiropractic,  and  he  wanted  to
know  about  it.  He  told  me  his  daughter,  Miss  Abbie,  was  suffering
with a spine trouble. The medical doctors had said that the only relief
for it was to enclose the spine in a cast and thus strengthen it, and they
put  a  mechanical  support  on  the  spinal  column  for  the  purpose  of
enabling  her  to  support  the  upper  portion  of  her  body.  They  fed  her
with  food  that  would  induce  the  growth  of  bone.  They  gave  her
medicine  with  that  in  view.  They  succeeded  in  ankylosing  the  spine.
This  only  increased  her  misery.  It  was  endangering  her  life.  It  was
making  an  encroachment  upon  the  nerves  that  prevented  the  energy
passing through those nerves to the different vital organs of the body.
It  is  no  wonder  that  she  was  almost  in  despair  on  account  of  it.
Following  my  advice,  the  gentleman  sent  his  daughter  to  Dr.  Palmer
and he brought her out.
The support was thrown away. The ankylosis was broken up, and the
nerves  were  free,  and  she  regained  good  health.  She  wrote  a  letter  to
Dr. Palmer, thanking him for what he had done for her. This letter was
published by Dr. Palmer, and it was plagiarized, or stolen, by another
who  endeavored  to  set  up  a  school  in  opposition  to  Dr.  Palmer,  in
Iowa City, and take away  the  students  from  this  institution.  The  head
man  of  that  collegethere  were  three  Chiropractors  that  had  learned
under  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmerstole  that  testimonial  and  placed  his  own
name in place of Dr. D. D.  Palmers,  and  published  that  letter  as  one
that had been addressed to himself. This appeared to me to be a great
damage,  and  through  credit  to  Dr.  Palmer  for  what  he  had  done  for
me,  I  exposed  the  matter  to  him,  and  he  did  the  matter  justice  in  his
future publications.
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Now  I  will  state  another  thing  personal,  and  then  I  will  continue
some remarks about the science that has been discovered and is being
taught  so  largely  in  this  institution.  When  we  had  learned  of  the
success  of  Chiropractic,  I  came  to  Dr.  Palmer  one  day  and  said,
Doctor,  what  will  you  take  to  cure  me  of  everything  that  ails  me?
Well, he said, I do not cure anybody. I simply open up the way for
Innate  Intelligence  to  do  the  cure.  I  adjust  and  free  the  nerves  from
impingement,  and  Innate  does  the  balance.  But  if  you  wish,  I  will
adjust  you  for  everything  that  ails  you  and  I  think  you  will  come  out
all right. I asked him what he would charge, and he told me a figure
which was a mere nominal sum, and I told him to go ahead.
In  the  end,  I  felt  better  than  I  had  felt  at  any  time  since  I  left  the
service of the country in 1864, and I felt that I had regained my youth.
Immediately  after  that  my  son  came  up  from  Rock  Island  and  asked
me about my health and about the treatment I had received, and I told
him  that  I  was  well;  that  Dr.  Palmer  had  done  that  which  was
necessary  to  allow  me  to  become  well.  He  said,  Father,  now  is  the
time to take life insurance. I was going without life insurance because
my health had never been such since I left the service that I could have
taken a medical examination that would give a certificate of sufficient
health to be received into any insurance company.
I protested that I did not wish to do that, that I did not believe I could
stand an examination. Why, he said, didnt you say that Dr. Palmer
had cured you? I said, Well, that seemed to be the case; I do not feel
any infirmity of any kind. Well, then, go and get insured, he said. I
thought it over, and I did. I went to the old family physician who had
treated me for years, to take the examination. He told me, You have
come  to  the  wrong  person.  I  know  too  much  about  you,  Mr.  Weed.
Well, I said, I dont want insurance if I am  not  entitled  to  it,  but  I
would like to take the examination. I feel pretty well now;  and  I  did
not mention Dr. Palmer. This physician was in the habit of speaking of
those  that  used  magnetic  treatment  as  long-haired  skeezicksso  I
did  not  name  Dr.  Palmer.  He  examined  my  lungs  and  expressed
surprise to find them in such good condition. So he proceeded with all
of the organs, and he gave me a certificate by which I was admitted to
life insurance.
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For  this  I  have  felt  very  grateful  to  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer.  I  cherish  his
memory  for  the  benefit  that  I  have  received.  Later,  I  had  an  attack  of
dropsy. I went to him and got relief. Sixteen months later,  the  dropsy
appeared  in  nearly  the  same  form,  and  again  I  came  to  B.  J.  Palmer
and  got  relief,  and  I  have  never  had  any  symptoms  of  that  disease
since.
Now if I were to preach a funeral of Dr. D. D. Palmer, I would take
a  text  from  the  Acts  of  the  Apostles,  13th  Chapter,  36th  verse,  that
says:
For  David,  after  he  had  served  his  own  generation  by  the
will of God, fell on sleep, and was laid unto his fathers, . . .
meaning  that  he  was  buried,  of  course.  Dr.  Palmer  has  served  his
generation  after  the  will  of  God.  This  science  was  started  by  him,  it
was  discovered  by  him.  I  believe  firmly  that  God  raises  up  men  for
special purposes, and that He raised up  D.  D.  Palmer  for  the  purpose
of giving to the world this science in its beginning, and that he raised
up his son who is here with this institution to develop the science and
give  it  to  the  world,  one  of  the  greatest  boons  the  world  has  ever
received.  Dr.  Palmer,  the  father,  has  served  his  generation  after  the
will  of  God.  Dr.  Palmer,  the  son,  is  serving  his  generation  after  the
will  of  Godand  it  will  be  a  grand  record  that  the  two  leave  behind
them.
I  will  not  take  much  more  time.  I,  perhaps,  may  be  speaking  too
long,  but  I  want  to  say  that  I  have  looked  through  the  Bible
considerablythat  book  which  is  most  abundant  of  any  book  in  the
world  and  which  is  the  most  wonderful  book  that  has  ever  been
writtenand I find in it many illustrations of  Chiropractic.  The  word
Innate, I believe, was used by Dr. Palmer, the senior, and is used by
Dr. Palmer, the son. That word is found in the Bible.
Wherefore  lay  apart  all  filthiness  and  superfluity  of
naughtiness,  and  receive  with  meekness  the  engrafted  word,
which is able to save your soul.James, Chap. 1, 21st verse.
That  is  the  way  that  practical  writer  of  Scripture  describes
regeneration.  What  theologians  call  repentance  and  regeneration.
Repentance  is  a  laying  aside  of  filthiness  and  superfluity  of
naughtiness,  or  overflowing  wickedness,  as  the  American  Revised
Version has it. That is repentance.
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Receive  with  meekness  the  engrafted  word,  in  the  old  version,  the
implanted word in the new version
The implanted word which is able to save your souls.
That  is  regeneration  and  sanctification,  using  the  theological  terms.
Now, that word engrafted or implanted the American version says
in the margin, is inborn. The word Innate is from the Latin, and is
the  same  word  exactly.  And  in  Langes  Critical  Commentary  on  the
Epistle  of  James,  it  is  there  translated  Innate.  That  is  the  Divine
Intelligence or influence that turns on the machinery of our bodies and
heals our diseases. The Bible says: Heals all our diseases.
The  Chiropractor  is  simply  a  coworker  with  God.  He  removes  the
obstruction  and  lets  God  do  the  work,  restore  the  health,  and
life-giving impulses flow to the different organs of the body and carry
on the function of life.
There is another word that is used several times in the Scripture that
was  used  by  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer,  whose  memory  we  commemorate
today, and is used by his son and by all the Chiropractors. That is the
word  adjustment.  Reading  the  Bible,  we  might  not  know  that  there
was  a  use  made  of  that  word.  It  is  used  several  times  in  the  New
Testament. I will read you one passage
But the God of all grace, who hath called us into his eternal
glory  by  Christ  Jesus,  after  that  ye  have  suffered  a  while,
make you perfect, establish, strengthen, settle you.I. Peter,
5th Chap., 10th Verse.
Now  the  word  translated  there,  perfect  is  in  the  original  Greek,  a
word  that  means  adjust.  The  American  Revised  Version  has
translated it restore. An adjustment is a restoring of the vertebrae to
their proper position, and this word in Classical and Scriptural Greek,
both,  means  adjust  and  the  last  words,  settle  you,  means  place
you  on  a  firm  foundation.  Reading  this  in  this  way  we  have  the
promise  made  to  the  Christians  that  after  they  have  suffered  a  little
whilethey  were  suffering  persecution  when  Peter  wrote  those
wordsHe  himself  shall  adjust,  establish,  strengthen  you  and  place
you  on  a  firm  foundation.  That  is  one  of  the  grandest  climaxes  that  I
know of in the Bible or in any other work.
Thanking you for your patience in listening to me, I will close.
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Dr. Hender: We are now going to ask Uncle Howard Nutting, who
has known Dr. Palmer for years, to speak a few words.
Uncle  Howard  Nutting:  I  am  here  to  meet  with  and  join  you  this
morning to let my voice in paying a tribute to the memory of Dr. D. D.
Palmer.  Perhaps  no  one  in  Davenport  was  better  acquainted  with  Dr.
Palmer, outside of his own family, than I.
Dr. Palmer was not a statesman who could control the masses of the
world by his influence; he was not  a  silver-tongued  orator  who  could
swerve mankind by his eloquence; he was not a general who had won
distinction  on  the  gory  battlefields;  he  was  but  a  man  among  men,  a
man  of  indomitable  courage,  independent  in  thought  and  fearless  in
action,  kindly  in  heart,  charitable  in  disposition,  a  man  who  stood
firmly  and  unflinchingly  for  the  right  as  he  saw  it,  a  man  who  could
not be swerved the breadth of a hair from the position dictated by his
conscience.
I am somewhat of a predestinarian, and I believe that Dr. Palmer was
created for the sole purpose of the mission he performed. For ages the
ingenuity  of  man  had  been  strained  to  the  utmost  limit  in  striving  to
devise  ways  and  means  to  ameliorate  the  suffering  of  diseased
humanity  by  treating  the  effects  thereof.  But  there  came  a  time  when
materia medica had exhausted everything on the earth, over the earth,
and  in  the  earth,  in  a  fruitless  endeavor,  and  as  a  last  resort,  the
glistening  knife  and  the  keen  edged  lances  were  called  into  play  for
the  mutilation  of  the  human  bodythen,  and  not  till  then,  did  an
all-wise  Providence  intercede  and  give  to  the  world  through  the
instrumentality of Dr. D. D. Palmer the cause of diseased conditions.
He performed the mission for which he was intended. He gave to the
world Chiropractic, and he lived long enough to see it developed into
a science, and from a science to a philosophy. That accomplished, he
closes  his  eyes  in  that  dreamless  sleep,  fully  cognizant  that  he  has
fought a good fight and finished the course.
The  last  time  I  saw  Dr.  Palmer,  in  August,  about  the  last  words  he
said to me were: I have but a short time to live.  What  time  I  do  live
will be devoted to Chiropractic. I cannot spare time to answer the false
statements made about me; it cannot hurt me now, and I  shall  pay  no
more attention to them.
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Perhaps  at  the  present  time  no  massive  granite  will  mark  the  last
resting place of Dr. D. D. Palmer, but as time rolls by and Chiropractic
becomes  generally  known,  as  it  is  known  to  a  few  of  us  today,
countless  thousands  will  visit  his  grave,  and  there,  with  bowed  heads
and  thoughtful  hearts,  will  revere  and  praise  him  who,  through  the
goodness  of  God,  gave  to  the  world  the  greatest  boon  ever  bestowed
by an all-wise Providence upon suffering humanity since the Beloved
Son was nailed to the cross.
He has goneand gone forever. If he had faults, they are forgotten;
if he squelched us at times with bitter sarcasm, they are forgiven. We
and  the  world  will  remember  Dr.  Palmer  for  his  indomitable  courage
and for the noble work he performed. For years he bore the scoffs and
scorns  of  his  fellowman.  He  was  not  only  sneered  at  as  a  fakir,  but
was  persecuted  and  finally  arrested,  tried,  and  convicted  and
imprisoned  for  doing  good,  and  through  it  all  he  wavered  not,  but
conscious  of  right  he  steadfastly  trod  the  Chiropractic  path  and
absolutely refused to be either led or driven aside.
He  has  gone,  but  Chiropractic  remains  and  will  remain  forever.
Monuments  of  granite  towering  upward  to  the  skies,  eulogies  spoken
and  written  in  the  most  eloquent  language  known  to  man  are  now  of
no avail; his eyes see not, his ears hear not. It is only left to us by our
devotion  to  Chiropractic  to  rear  to  his  memory  that  which  surpasses
the  grandest  monuments,  the  most  beautiful  eulogieshealth  and
consequent happiness to the suffering world.
He  has  left  us  no  wealth  with  which  to  endow  colleges  or  sani-
tariums,  but  he  has  left  us  a  much  more  valuable  legacy,  a  son,  who
will  make  the  name  of  Palmer  a  household  word  to  be  known  and
revered while truth shall endure.
Dr. Hender: The next speaker is one well known to nearly all of you.
He was well acquainted with Dr. Palmer from the start of his work in
Chiropractic. He needs no introduction, except that I will mention the
nameMr. Murphy.
Mr.  C.  H.  Murphy:  Mr.  Chairman,  Brothers  and  Sisters  in
Chiropractic: Paraphrasing the statement made by Mark Antony at the
bier of Julius Caesar, wherein he says: I come to bury Caesar, not to
praise him, we have come to praise a man
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here because two thousand miles or more intervene between this space
and the setting sun beneath which his body will be buried, in the land
where  the  sun  sets  in  all  its  glory,  beneath  the  horizon  on  the  broad
and placid Pacific. We come not to bury, but to resurrect. We come to
praise,  for  I  believe  something  in  that  same  statement  of  Mark
AntonyThe  evil  that  men  do  lives  after  them;  the  good  is  oft
interred with their bones.
That is very true in  some  cases,  but  this  is  one  of  the  instances  that
make  that  the  exception  to  the  rule,  that  the  good  that  Dr.  D.  D.
Palmer  did  in  his  lifetime  is  not  interred  with  his  bones  or  cremated
with his body.
I do not know what your peculiar religious beliefs may be, nor do  I
care,  but  I  am  here  to  say  that  I  believe  that  an  all-wise  Creator  had
something to do with our beginning. To those of you who have studied
anatomy, I ask, Who else but a God could create it? If God alone is
the  one  who  is  our  creator,  then  why  isnt  it  possible  for  that  God  to
have created within this shell of ours something that will live forever?
I  believe,  as  William  Jennings  Bryan  says  in  a  beautiful  peroration
which  he  delivers  on  the  majesty  of  the  soul,  wherein  he  takes  you
back  to  the  pyramids  where  for  three  thousand  years  or  more  lay  a
small  kernel  of  wheat,  which  was  taken  up  after  the  elapsing  of  that
time  and  planted  in  the  soil,  and  it  sent  forth  a  shoot,  and  out  of  that
head came many kernels, showing that after three thousand years there
was still life enough in that small kernel of wheat to have thrown out
something that produced its kind, and he says:
If God could place in that little kernel of wheat that had been
buried for three thousand years, or more, something that lived
all  of  that  time,  I  shall  not  doubt  but  that  he  has  power  to
create a soul.
I know there are good men who believe that this life ends all. Where
they get their reason, or how far they get from the path in which they
had started at their mothers knees, is more than I can understand; for,
despite my doubts and despair in the days which I have stood upon the
brink, there never was a time that I fell over to the other side.
When  a  man  has  gone  through  this  life,  and  has  left  his  imprint  in
some way in some community upon some people, or leaves
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progeny who do  make  their  imprint  upon  the  world,  then  we  say  that
that  man  or  woman  did  not  live  in  vain.  How  often  we  have  heard  it
said  when  a  good  man  is  found  in  the  community,  that  he  is  a  wise
man, a strong man, an able man! It should have first been said of him
that  he  had  a  good  mother,  a  wise  mother  and  a  good  father.  Why?
Because we have just as much to do with rearing ourselves or training
ourselves  and  being  what  we  afterwards  are  as  we  have  about  the
running  of  the  stars,  or  the  moon,  or  the  sun,  only  as  we  receive
instructions from our elders.
We have not come here to palaver and say that Dr. Palmer was one
of  the  greatest  and  wisest  and  best  men  that  the  world  ever  knew.  I
would not say that, because if I did I would be lying in my own heart. I
did  not  believe  that  of  him.  He  would  not  have  me  believe  it  of  him.
He  was  a  man  who  was  too  combative  and  too  aggressive  and  too
much  set  in  his  own  way  to  have  anybody  that  knew  him  well  to
believe that of him, and he would take that rather as a weakness than
as  a  word  of  praise  in  his  favor.  He  was  just  an  ordinary  man,  but
endowed  in  a  great  many  ways  with  extraordinary  faculties,  keen
perception, and with a great many of the ways of the people whom we
call Yankees.
It has been my fortune to have known this man from 1892 or 1893.
Meetings  such  as  this  have  been  held  from  the  very  earliest
recollection of man or woman, and they would be useless if they were
but  to  speak  of  the  dead,  thinking  they  would  be  of  no  benefit  to  the
dead, but they are rather as examples to the living, showing a mark of
respect, as it were, to the dead in the hopes that the living will take it
as an example for us when we are called from this transitory sphere to
pass out into that other and, as I believe, better world. Somebody has
said that life is but a span. If you want to get a view of life, just look
into  the  hourglass  and  see  how  quickly  the  sands  run  from  the  top  to
the bottom. That brings to mind a part of the soliloquy of Woolsey:
This is the state of man: today he puts forth the tender leaves
of  hope;  tomorrow  blossoms,  and  bears  his  blushing  honors
thick  upon  him;  the  third  day  comes  a  frost,  a  killing  frost,
and, when he thinks, good easy man, full surely his greatness
is a-ripening, nips his root, and then he falls.
And add to that another little line from Emerson:
Like autumn leaves to enrich our mother earth.
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Man is here but a short time, and these gatherings, such as we have
here this morning, are just, as it were, to pass out a word of sympathy
and  condolence,  and  to  say  a  few  words  in  respect  to  the  man,
whatever may have been his failings and foibles.
Dr. Palmer was a man, my friends, whom I have known, a man with
whom  I  have  had  discussions,  and  a  man  whom  I,  to  his  face,  have
said  as  mean  things  to  and  about  Chiropractic  as  any  one  man  ever
said  to  another,  and  still  it  never  lessened  in  any  wise  the  friendship
that  existed  between  Dr.  Palmer  and  myself.  Sometimes  I  did  it  in
earnest, and sometimes I did it in fun to get him started, because if you
got  Dr.  Palmer  just  oiled  up  to  a  proper  condition,  he  could  certainly
go someand I, with others, have taken some little pleasure in seeing
him go.
The  speaker  preceding  me  has  said  that  Dr.  Palmer  was  a  most
peculiar man and different from almost any other  man  that  you  could
know. We who knew him best, we who were in daily intercourse with
him,  knew  him  better  than  his  own  family,  because  we  knew  him  as
men  know  men.  He  loved  a  quarrel.  There  was  no  man  that  I  ever
knew  that  loved  a  wordy  quarrel  better  than  Dr.  Palmer.  He  would
seek it. And in that way we ofttimes got him into our offices and then
opened up on him. But I well remember the time he got back at me for
all I had done in tormenting him. He was a man that enjoyed a joke or
a  comeback  better  than  any  other  man  that  I  know,  and  he  could  rub
his hand and smile with ghoulish glee when he got it on you.
One  morning  I  found  myself  in  very  bad  shape,  with  an  attack  of
sciatica. I had had the attacks before, and I always took what I called a
warming  up  before  I  went  to  my  office.  So  I  got  to  the  car.  It  was  in
1903, I think, I  went  down  to  my  office,  but  I  got  off  the  car  at  Fifth
Street,  and  I  said,  I  will  warm  the  old  fellow  up  before  I  go  to  the
office, and by walking three  or  four  blocks  I  will  get  my  leg  warmed
up and working all right, because I had lots of work to do that day. I
remember  just  as  distinctly  as  can  be  that  it  was  Friday.  The
unfortunate part of it was that when I got down to the building I found
I had to walk up two flights of stairs, as the elevator was out of whack.
When  I  got  to  my  office  I  was  completely  done  up.  Dr.  Evans,  my
next-door  neighbor,  came  in  and  said,  What  is  the  matter  with  you,
Con?  I  said,  Doc,  this  plagued  old  rheumatism  has  got  me  again;  I
cannot work my right leg, only with great pain. He said, Why dont
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you  go  up  and  see  Dr.  Palmer?  You  know  what  I  saidfake,
quack, and the like. I said, Now, Doc, you are making fun of me. I
have  got  something  the  matter  with  me,  Doc,  it  isnt  a  matter  of
imagination. It is no mind business with meit is real.
Dr.  Evans  didnt  exactly  like  that,  so  he  slips  out  and  goes  up  and
tells Dr. Palmer. Dr. Palmer said, Bring him up and it wont cost him
one cent. Of course that was some inducement, although I had never
heard of him touching anybody up very strong. Dr. Evans insisted that
I go up and give him a chance and, to make a long story short, I did.
I  remember  very  distinctly  that  Dr.  Evans  wanted  to  go  in  and  see
what was being done, but Dr. Palmer said, It costs you $500.00; stay
outside  there,  and  he  took  me  in  and  adjusted  me.  I  am  going  to  be
absolutely honest with you. He said, Get up! I did, and sat down on
the business he had there to adjust people on. He said, Come here. I
said,  You  blankety-blank  old  fool,  I  cannot  walk.  He  said,  Come
here,  Con.  Well,  I  put  out  my  leg  and  said,  Why,  you  have  done
something,  havent  you?  He  said,  Yes,  there  is  nothing  the  matter
with you, is there? I told him, No.
That room was about thirty by thirty, and there were more old sisters
and  brothers  in  Israel  there  than  you  would  imagine;  more  than  you
would  generally  find  at  a  prayer  meeting  in  Illinois  on  Wednesday
night, or Iowa on Thursday night; and before all that bunch I had had
my  say  to  Dr.  Palmer.  I  remember  it  as  well  as  I  remember  my  own
name.  He  laughed,  because  he  knew  he  was  doing  something  and  I
didnt  have  one  particle  of  faith  or  confidence  in  his  doing  it.  There
was  one  of  the  instances  where  you  got  something  even  though  you
lacked faith. The church people, I believe, say you must have faith in
order to accomplish anything.
But  I  made  my  remarks,  and  those  poor  old  souls  looked  upward,
and  when  I  came  out  of  thereI  walked  outDr.  Palmer  got  in  the
doorway, put his arms out, and said, Now, Con, what do you think of
the blankety-blank old fool? That was more pleasure to that old man,
to have upset me in that peculiar way of his, than anything else could
have  been.  He  never  took  any  umbrage  at  what  we  said,  because  he
knew he had something.
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The  first  man  that  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer  ever  adjusted  was  a  colored
man,  despite  all  that  anybody  can  say  to  the  contrary.  Harvey  Lillard
was  a  colored  man.  He  was  the  first  man  that  I  ever  heard  of  being
adjusted  or  ever  heard  make  any  kind  statement  for  Chiropractic.  I
have understood that somebody since has said that Harvey was white.
Well,  Harvey,  I  believe,  is  dead  now,  and  maybe  he  has  gone  to  that
land where distinctions as to color are not known.
Dr. Palmer, it is true, invented, brought forth, and made Chiropractic
what it was up to that time, but it has remained for his son to develop
it. When he left for California the first time, he left a stripling of a boy
to  take  charge  of  the  business.  McCormack  may  have  been  the
inventor  of  the  first  reaper, but  it  has  taken  from  1837  to  the  present
time  to  make  it  what  it  is  today.  The  first  automobile  was  built  in
1880,  I  believe,  and  I  suppose  that  the  first  one  in  Davenport  came
about  1898  or  1899only  twelve  or  fifteen  years  ago.  See  what  the
development  has  been  since  the  first  horseless  carriage  was  driven
long  ago;  then  let  your  mind  go  back  to  the  time,  twenty-seven  or
twenty-eight  years  ago,  when  Seldon  invented  the  spark  and  never
used  it,  but  kept  taking  patents  out  until  the  automobile  became  a
reality, when he stepped in with his patents.
So it is with this science of yours that you are studying now. It was
practically unknown when it was first taught by Dr. D. D. Palmer. It is
developed  now,  and  there  are  three  schools  here  in  Davenport,  one
across the river, several in Michigan, some in Oklahoma, some in the
land of the setting sun, some on the east coast of these states of ours,
and it will not be long until there are schools across the seas.
The  first  step  was  taken  here  in  Davenport;  the  first  student  came
here  and  the  first  school  was  founded  here;  and  it  was  developed  by
the  young  man  who  was  left  here  to  look  after  the  business  when  the
father went to California. All praise and credit  be  unto  him  in  whose
brain  the  first  part  of  the  science  was  founded;  he  is  entitled  to  all
credit that belongs to an early pioneer in that peculiar or particular line
of human endeavor.
If Dr. Palmer were alive, he would scorn the idea of having us come
together here, and he would scorn any fulsome flattery as to his entire
life. No man could, in justice to him and to himself, come in here and
speak other of him than as he was, and I
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believe that is the true sermon or sermonette, to tell the truth, drawing
the mantle of charity over the shortcomings and misgivings, believing
that  every  man  acted  according  to  the  light  that  God  gave  him,
believing that whatever he did was for the best interests of himself or
society.
Now, when the sun goes down tonight there should be no mourning;
there  should  be  no  weeping;  there  should  be  no  gnashing  of  teeth;
there should be no crying out in despair because he has passed away.
He  had  his  peculiarities,  his  idiosyncrasies;  in  fact,  he  took  a
pleasure  in  things  that  the  ordinary  man  in  ordinary  business  life
would not have taken pleasure in. In all these things he was but a man.
There  is  no  great  reason  why  we  should  feel  that  we  have  lost
everything  when  he  goes.  The  world  will  move  along.  There  have
been  a  thousand  things  brought  forth  by  the  demonstrators  of
Chiropractic  since  the  early  days  of  Dr.  Palmer  that  would  make  it
absolutely unrecognizable by him if he had seen it face to face.
Your  being  here  this  morning  is  simply  to  pay  respect  to  one  who
has made your presence here a possibility, who has brought forth into
the  world  something  with  which  you  expect  to  go  into  life  as  your
lifes  work,  giving  it  your  best  endeavors,  your  fondest  hopes,  and
your  greatest  aspirations.  And  when  any  one  manno  matter  how
large or small he may becan bring something good which year after
year brings forth the brainy young woman  and  the  earnest,  intelligent
young man into a gathering like this that they expect to learn and take
out  into  the  world  with  them,  that  they  may  relieve  the  distresses  of
mankind,  put  an  end  to  the  miseries  of  a  long  suffering  humanity,
bring  relief  to  the  troubled  minds  of  the  sick,  by  the  process  of  a
Chiropractic  adjustmentthen  I  want  to  say  that  that  man  who  first
invented  or  discovered  that  great  movement  is  worthy  of  the  highest
tribute  of  respect  that  one  man  can  give  unto  another.  In  being  here
this morning with your faces lit up and your hearts quickened with the
hope  of  being  able  to  do  a  great  good  for  a  suffering  humanity,  and
giving  us  your  attention,  you  are  paying  just  as  much  respect  to  his
memory  as  if  you  stood  at  the  open  grave  and  cast  flowers  in  on  his
last resting place, saying, Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Dr.  Hender:  The  news  of  Dr.  Palmers  death  came  to  us  rather
abruptly, and the class presidents were called together. Each one asked
to  send  a  telegram  of  sympathy  to  Mrs.  D.  D.  Palmer,  Los  Angeles,
California. The faculty sent one; Dr. B. J. Palmer sent one.
(Following telegrams addressed to Mrs. D. D. Palmer, were read.)
The Freshman Class of The Palmer School of Chiropractic tender to you their
sincere  sympathy  in  your  loss.  We  appreciate  the  value  of  the  science  which  Dr.
D.  D.  Palmer  founded,  and,  realizing  its  great  value  to  ourselves  and  the  world,
we would now at this time pay our humble tribute to his memory.
Fred C. Terry, President Freshman Class.
In  behalf  of  the  Junior  Class  of  The  Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic,  of
Davenport, Iowa, we wish to express our heartfelt sympathy in the bereavement of
your dearly beloved husband. May the Lord comfort you. Although the founder of
Chiropractic has passed away, the great science will live forever.
H. D. Ritter, President Junior Class.
On  behalf  of  the  Senior  Class  of  The  Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic,
Davenport,  Iowa,  we  individually  and  collectively  extend  to  you  our  sincere
sympathy in this hour of your bereavement.
Ben P. Rathburn, President Senior Class.
The Faculty of The P.S.C. extend to you our sincere and heartfelt sympathy in
the mutual loss of your husband and our Chiropractor parent.
J. C. Wishart, D.C., Chairman of The Faculty.
The Chiropractic profession has lost its father. Its originator is with us no more.
His  work  and  works  will  be  lost  only  as  history  appreciates  what  he  started.  It
develops upon those of us who survive to carry the  work  on  as  he  desired  that  it
should  be.  Every  Chiropractor  joins  with  me  in  extending  to  you  his  deepest
sympathy  for  the  days  to  come,  in  which  you  will  feel  the  loss  only  as  we  can
second. You will lose him as a devoted husband, I will lose him as  a  father.  The
Chiropractors will miss him as their preceptor.
B. J. Palmer.
Dr. Hender: I am now going to ask Rev. J. H. Craven to close with a
prayer and benediction.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 9, No. 12,
December, 1913, THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS AGO. Published by The
Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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PRESENTATION OF D. D. PALMERS
PERSONAL BELONGINGS TO B. J. PALMER
(Lyceum, 1915)
Address by Col. Sol Long
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 11, No. 11, November,
1915, THIRTY-SIX YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer
School of Chiropractic.)
Explanation:  To  understand  indirect  references  made  in  this  Story  and  B.Js
response thereto, and to know importance of Sol Long and what he is about to do,
we  refer  you  back  to  WITH  MALICE  AFORETHOUGHT  (Vol.  xxii,  Palmer,
1949). In that complete and unabridged mass of data, it was shown that Sol Long
was  the  bitter  attorney  who  endeavored  to  prosecute  B.J.  into  prison  for  the
deliberate murder of his father. At the time that Story went to print, we searched
everywhere for this Story and B.Js reply, but it seemed to have disappeared. Yet,
here  it  was  printed  in  another  publication.  It  is  a  complete  repudiation  by  Sol
Long  of  all  his  previous  charges  and  attitudes.  We  hope  this  completely  allays
further gossip-mongering.
My  friends,  if  I  had  any  trepidation  whatsoever  in  coming  here,  it
certainly would be dispelled by your very generous welcome.
Chiropractic is bigger than any one man. Chiropractic is bigger than
all  of  the  honest  and  conscientious  practitioners  in  the  field  today.
Chiropractic is as big  as  every  honest,  conscientious  practitioner,  and
every friend and well wisher, but while it is bigger than any one man,
of  necessity,  the  procession  of  events  in  all  things  necessitated  that
some one man become the leader or the forefront of Chiropractic.
Now I have no apologies for standing here this day to talk to you or
to another. The past is dead, which some of you may think about. We
have buried it and forgotten where the grave is, but I do have a duty to
perform. I am not afraid of being called inconsistent, nor am I afraid of
that bogey man humiliation, for the reason that I have come  to  that
point in life where the only thing I fear to do is the wrong thing. I fear
to do the wrong thing, and I make mistakes like we all do, because in
the
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history  of  the  world  there  is  only  One  who  was  faultless,  and  many
people  tell  me  He  was  more  than  man.  I  make  no  claim  to  deity,
except  that  common  relationship  we  all  may  claim.  So,  my  friends,
today I come to perform a duty.
I said Chiropractic must have a leader, a man who is in the forefront.
I  speak  advisedly,  because  I  bring  a  message  from  a  part  of  the
Chiropractic  field  which  is  not  of  you  intimately  in  the  way  of
comradeship as it should  be.  The  pathway  of  the  leader  is  always  the
Gethsemane  road.  It  has  always  been  the  Gethsemane  road,  and  it
always  will  be.  He  may  smile  and  always  will  present  a  brave  front,
but I know, and everyone who has read history knows, that the path of
the  leader  is  the  Gethsemane  road  always.  As  Ella  Wheeler  Wilcox
says, I am sorry for that class of humanity:
I am sorry for the strong, brave souls,
Who earn success, to stand
As targets for the arrows shot
By envious failures hands.
So I do not envy anyone his position as a leader  of  Chiropractic,  or
any  other  movement.  So  before  I  come  to  the  real  thing  for  which  I
asked  permission  to  address  you,  I  want  to  say  I  am  not  here  at  the
command of any man. I am here because I believe that that part of the
realm of Chiropractic that I represent can be best served thus, for one
reason,  but  the  best  reason  is  because  I  want  to  be  true  to  myself,  to
keep my soul alive and show you people I believe in Chiropractic and
want to do the right thing now, as I always in the past did what seemed
to  me  the  right  thing  at  the  time.  With  this  explanation  that  I  would
take it as being traitor to myself and a scar on my soul to not say that I
have made mistakes, I want to pay a little tribute to him whom I have
come  to  regard,  not  only  from  my  own  estimation  but  from  others  I
have met in the field, as the most salient factor in Chiropractic.
During the late unpleasantness (and I hope this is the last time I will
ever  have  to  refer  to  it),  there  came  to  me  a  little  token  from  the
founder of Chiropractic. Now I am not a spiritualist, but you  have  all
read the letters which  passed  between  myself  and  Dr.  Palmer.  Before
those letters passed, there seemed to be some strange impression upon
me  that  I  should  cease  and  at  least  forgetno  idea  at  that  time  of
making friends, but that
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came  in  the  logical  sequence  of  events.  Then,  after  these  letters  had
passed, this feeling came to me. I had these little things. Finally I came
to  the  conclusion  that  at  this  homecoming  I  would  ask  for  the
opportunity  to  be  heard,  and  I  would  present  these  mementoes  to  the
man  to  whom  they  belong,  as  the  leader  of  the  salient  forces  of
Chiropracticyour leader, B. J. Palmer.
As I said to you, I am not a spiritualist after the ordinary acceptation
of  the  term,  but  I  do  believe  in  immortality.  I  do  believe  in  the
omnipotence  of  the  ego,  and  I  do  think  at  times  and  upon  occasions,
just  as  spirits  came  to  Joan  of  Arc,  just  as  they  have  come  to  others,
that there is a spiritual influence from the beyond that influences men,
and if it werent for this cowardly attitude of  being  afraid  of  censure,
of  being  afraid  of  being  humiliated,  as  the  world  terms  it,  the  world
would  be  better  and  we  would  listen  to  and  more  often  hear  those
messages that comejust how, we cannot tell.
I have here the badge presented to D. D. Palmer and worn by him on
every state occasion. During last fall it was sent to me with the request
that  I  wear  it  during  the  last  convention.  I  wrote  back  and  refused  to
do so, as I said I did not feel myself worthy to do so. Further than that,
I  said  when  the  time  comes  that  I  find  one  whom  I  come  to  believe
worthy to receive it, I am going to give it to him, if I live long enough.
Here  is  the  last  knife  that  D.  D.  Palmer  used.  My  friends,  they  are
small things, of course, intrinsically of little or no value, yet they have
sentimental  value,  a  value  over  and  beyond  their  trinsical  one,  and  I
am going to bestow them as my conscience bids me, in spite of all the
powers of earth or heaven, or the pit. I want to do what I would want
another to do if I were in his place, and therefore, my friends, I want to
give  them  to  the  man  to  whom  they  belong,  not  only  by  right  of
possession,  but  also  by  having  suffered.  Dr.  Palmer,  will  you  please
come forward?
(Dr. Palmer stepped forward, and Col. Long pinned on his breast the
historic badge originally worn by D. D. Palmer )
Dr. Palmer, I want you to keep that as a memento, because it belongs
to you as the successor of the man who founded Chiropractic, and also
I  want  you  to  keep  it  as  a  reward  of  your  own  efforts,  because  you
have  walked  the  road  of  Gethsemane,  and  you  stand  today  as  the
foremost figure in Chiropractic and it is
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up to you how long you keep that position. I cannot dethrone you, nor
can  any  other.  This  badge  has  on  it  the  letters  O.C.A.  Dr.  Palmer,  I
have pinned that badge on your breast. Let the letters  O.C.A.  stand
henceforth not only for what they may have stood for originally, which
I know not, but for Our Common Aim. The badge bears the emblem
of  innocence,  a  baby  and  a  woman.  I  regard  the  gentleman  not  only
entitled  to  wear  them,  but  I  do  know,  Dr.  Palmer,  that  you  will  wear
them  honorably,  and  I  do  know  furtheryou  may  call  me  foolish  if
you  willthat  the  founder  of  Chiropractic  has  had  his  hand  in  the
consummation of this part of your mornings program. I thank you.
RESPONSE OF DR. B. J. PALMER TO COL. LONG
For  the  first  time  for  three  or  four  years,  Col.  Long  and  I  spent  all
day yesterday together, talking it all over as only two cronies could do.
You can rest assured that I can tell you with every feeling of my heart
that  I  enjoyed  every  minute  of  yesterday  and  I  lived  it  all  over  again
last night. It was 2:00 oclock when I dozed off to sleep. Meanwhile, I
relived  the  day,  hour  by  hour  and  minute  by  minute.  You  who  are
living  the  easy  path  cannot  realize  what  yesterday  meant  to  me,  and
what yesterday meant to the Colonel. Only those who have been there
can understand.
I had a funny experience a short time ago in Arizona. I was visiting
an  insane  asylum,  and  I  saw  one  lone  nurse  in  charge  of  fifty  insane
women. I said to the nurse, Arent you afraid that these fifty women
will  get  their  heads  together  and  run  away?  The  nurse  innocently
looked  at  me  and  asked,  How  long  have  you  been  in?  I  told  her  I
was not an inmate, and she said, Well, if youre not, you should me.
Anybody  that  would  suggest  that  fifty  insane  people  could  get  their
heads  together  and  do  one  thing  is  insane.  Well,  the  Colonel  and  I
have our heads together.
Somehow,  this  gathering  reminds  me  of  The  Birth  of  a  Nation
unquestionably the greatest movie in the world today. Those of you
who have seen it will  remember  in  the  last  few  reels  the  gathering  of
the  clans.  This  is  the  gathering  of  the  clans  around  the  mother  home.
The Colonel is with us, other clans
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are  with  us,  there  are  only  two  clans  yet  to  join  us.  In  a  year  or  two
they will be with us. It is inevitable. The law is at work and no one can
dispute the final conclusions of law.
If  we  Chiropractors  but  realized  our  combined  power,  we  would
realize more than ever that we are almost an invincible army, an army
that  can  know  no  defeat,  provided  we  combine  on  our  common
interests,  and  you  who  come  to  us  are  realizing  that  the  common
interests are cementing. It is only a question of time when we will all
be cemented.
This summer, while in the West, I had the extreme pleasure of being
the  guest  of  the  widow  of  my  father.  We  were  guests  at  her  home  at
several  small  dinners,  several  small  parties,  and  during  the  course  of
the  visit  I  was  given  fathers  gold  watch,  his  chain,  his  charm,  the
pocket knife carried by him for thirty-five years, his walking stick, and
several other mementoes. I have since been of service to the widow in
ways  which  will  later  appear.  And  other  factions  in  the  clans  are  all
gathering to the end of common defense.
I mention these things by way of showing that these mementoes are
dear  to  me,  perhaps  more  dear  as  the  property  of  the  discoverer  of
Chiropractic  than  they  are  as  my  fathers  property.  It  is  to  be  hoped
that  next  year  we  can  welcome  you  to  our  new  building.  It  is  in  the
making. It is almost here. The loyal and royal support the Chiropractic
profession  has  given  us  is  making  this  a  possibility.  Somehow  I  feel
that  more  is  at  stake  in  the  growth  of  this  institution  than  any  other,
and  I  say  this  not  in  a  sense  of  disparagement,  because  I  know
amongst  our  enrollment  we  have  representatives  from  nine  other
Chiropractic  schools  here  today.  I  welcome  you  all  but  somehow  the
sacrifice  which  we  all  are  making  has  not  been  within  your  privilege
to make, though I believe if the need for sacrifice were to come to you,
you  would  make  it.  It  is  our  duty,  and  would  be  your  duty,  but
circumstances  over  which  we  have  no  control  have  thrown  the
sacrifice  upon  us.  We  have  assumed  it,  always  believing  that  if
Christianity  is  what  it  purports  to  be,  it  brings  to  us  one  lesson  we
cannot  overlook.  I  never  can  forget  the  picture  of  that  one  lone  man
carrying  the  burden  of  the  cross  on  his  left  shoulder,  and  then  was
nailed upon it, the crown of thorns jammed down upon his head, spat
upon, a spear stuck in his side.
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And, after all that, he looked down upon his accusers and then up into
the sky and said, Father, forgive them, they know not what they do.
It  behooves  us  all  to  be  forgiving.  I  have  tried  to  be  charitable  to
those who would do otherwise, and when the opportunity came it was
one of the greatest pleasures of my life to be able to take the Colonel
into my life and heart, into my private home, and make him a guest in
our  home;  take  him  into  our  professional  family  and  say:  You  are
more than welcome to address our boys.
The  Colonel  is  here.  We  are  one.  We  are  no  longer  insane.  I  could
imagine no greater evidence of esteem on the part of the Colonel than
what he has done this morning. There is nothing I can wish more than
the spirit of the presentation shows. I shall do my best to live up to the
glowing words of the Colonel in describing my position. I have never
felt  that  any  such  honors  were  coming  to  any  one  individual;  do  not
feel  today  that  I  deserve  them.  When  I  realize  how  little  I  have  done
and  how  much  has  been  left  undone,  I  grow  deadly  discouraged  and
blue and despondentI am  ready  to  quit  many  timesbut  when  you
ask  for  things,  I  cannot  refuse.  My  flesh  is  weak,  but  my  spirit  is
strong, and when you ask for help, it is coming if I can give it. It is for
you to keep us on the road; and how could I refuse anything you might
ask in the light of the spirit you displayed this morning.
One  of  the  purposes  of  this  lyceum  is  to  get  all  you  representatives
of various clans here and enthuse you with The P.S.C. spiritto make
you  greater  Chiropractors;  not  merely  to  make  you  a  greater
Chiropractor in the sense that you can make more dollars, but that you
may be of greater service to humanity, that the sick may be restored to
health,  that  those  appealing  eyes  may  be  brightened,  that  pain  racked
body  eased,  life  prolonged,  that  men  and  women  may  keep  all  they
were born with, so that when the resurrection day comes it will not be
necessary to go to a dozen different laboratories to collect the different
parts of anatomy, removed in various operations.
We  have  in  our  midst  at  this  lyceum  several  physicians  and
surgeons. I welcome you. You are here for truth, and I hope a lot of it
may permeate your hardened souls. You know much,
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you physicians, but all that you know is wrong. As Chiropractors, we
do  not  know  much,  but  all  that  we  know  is  right.  And  a  little  of  the
right downs a great deal of the wrong. The story of David and Goliath
comes in handy. I want to call your attention to the Colonels motto on
the blackboard: The medical sloganKEEP  OFF  THE  GRASS;  the
Chiropractic sloganKEEP FROM UNDER THE GRASS.
Now,  dear  friends,  the  registration  last  year  at  our  lyceumwhich
was  our  first  attemptwas  over  800.  At  present,  registration  is
running  close  to  1,200400  more  than  last  year.  We  hope  the  week
will be valuable and that your expectations of  a  good  intellectual  and
social time will be fulfilled. We have prepared much for you, and you
are  all  welcome.  The  welcome  is  from  myself  down  thru  every
individual  member  of  the  faculty  and  every  employee  of  this
institution. Anything we can do, we are at your command.
To  you,  Col.  Long,  let  me  say  the  gathering  of  the  clans  has  taken
place,  and  from  now  on  mutual  interests  will  be  united.  The  hatchet
has been buried and the grave has been forgotten, and  the  friends  are
together.
I thank you all very kindly.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 11, No. 11, November,
1915, THIRTY-SIX YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer
School of Chiropractic.)
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REMARKS AT THE LAYING OF THE
CORNERSTONE OF THE D. D. PALMER
MEMORIAL
By D. A. Williams, Student at The P.S.C.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 12, No. 8, August,
1916, THIRTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School
of Chiropractic.)
Mrs. D. D. Palmer, Dr. B.J. and P.S.C. Faculty, Fellow Students, and
Friends:
We  are  today  participating  in  a  vital  ceremony.  We  are  making
history.  We  are  laying  the  corner-stone  for  a  new  building  of  a  great
institution.
Institutions are great only insofar as they stand for great ideas. Ideas
are  great  only  insofar  as  they  minister  to  the  vital  needs  of  mankind,
and by so doing increase the welfare of humanity. We know this to be
a  great  institution  from  the  facts  portrayed  in  its  record.  It  does  daily
increase  the  welfare  of  humanity  by  supplying  one  of  its  most
fundamental needs.
Already  the  idea  for  which  this  institution  stands  has  become  very
precious to the hearts of thousands. But there are untold millions  still
who  do  not  even  know  of  the  existence  of  the  great  idea.  The  task,
therefore,  now  is  to  acquaint  the  entire  world  with  the  Chiropractic
idea.  This  is  a  big  task  and  the  future  greatness  of  the  Chiropractic
idea depends upon how well it is performed.
This task cannot be performed by the grand master alone. In the past
he  has  often  been  able  to  execute  his  own  designs.  He  has
accomplished much; he has done nobly.  But  for  the  realization  of  his
dream, for the progress and advancement of Chiropractic in the future,
he must rely more and more upon fidelity of the craft. To this end the
craft must be worthy and well qualified.
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With  this  view  in  mind,  then,  as  grand  master,  B.  J.  Palmer,  D.C.,
Ph.C.,  today  lays  the  corner-stone  of  the  D.  D.  Palmer  Memorial,
permit me to lay in your Chiropractic structure, yea,  in  the  very  heart
of it, a very precious corner-stone. And upon this corner-stone permit
me to engrave one word onlyTRUTH.
Only  the  person  who  has  truth  as  the  guiding  star  of  his  life  can
become and remain a Chiropractor in the true sense of the word. It is
the  key  of  our  science.  It  is  the  beginning  and  the  end.  It  is  the
summum  bonum.  The  one  who  possesses  this  virtue  will  have  all  the
other  qualities  necessary  to  the  performance  of  his  duties  as  a
Chiropractor. He will have the courage of his convictions. He will be
glad to make great sacrifice. He will have the patience that will enable
him  to  wait  that  truth  may  survive.  And  cooperation  will  be  the
impelling idea in his methods.
With this great idea steadfastly pursued in the way suggested by Dr.
Palmer on the one hand and the student body and the Chiropractors in
the  field  on  the  other  hand,  the  task  will  be  well  done;  the  future
greatness  of  Chiropractic  will  be  assured.  Moreover,  this  day  will  be
one  forever  to  be  remembered.  Future  historians  will  select  it  as  the
beginning  of  a  new  epoch.  Our  children  and  our  childrens  children
will refer to it with proud acclaim. This building will become a shrine.
To  some  it  will  even  become  sacred.  It  will  in  reality  become  a
veritable fountain of life. Many a weary traveler, as he struggles along
lifes  rugged  path,  will  turn  aside  to  drink  of  its  life-giving  stream.
Shouts of praise and thanksgiving will ascend from the great throng of
suffering  humanity  because  of  the  great  idea  to  which  we  here  today
renew our allegiance.
(THE CHIROPRACTOR, A Monthly Journal, Vol. 12, No. 8, August,
1916, THIRTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School
of Chiropractic.)
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WHAT IS GENIUS?
By J. M. Loban
(1912 School AnnouncementTHIRTY NINE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Is  it  a  special  and  peculiar  quality  of  mind  possessed  by  an
occasional individual out of the multitudes?
Is  it  simply  that  natural  ability,  that  lofty  plane  of  development
which  follows  the  maximum  and  continued  application  of
concentrated intellect upon one certain department of thought? Is it, in
other words, simply the highest wage nature pays for hard work?
Or  is  genius  the  NORMAL  and  PERFECT  expression  of  a  soul
through  the  medium  of  the  physical  brain  and  centered  on  some
definite creative purpose?
Who can say?
But  whichever  of  these  three  theories  is  correct,  it  is  an  undoubted
fact  that  the  evolution  and  dissemination  of  any  new  truth  is  always
brought about through some one man of genius first.
Chiropractic offers no exception to the law.  Conceived  by  accident,
misunderstood  and  undeveloped  for  some  years  after  the  conception,
the  world  was  for  a  time  in  the  peril  of  losing  the  greatest  boon  that
has ever been given to mankind.
It has been said that great needs produce great menand the man of
the  hour  was  forthcoming.  Through  the  efforts  of  that  one  man,
backed by the fire of his genius, the truths and principles of this grand
science have been and are being evolved.
B. J. Palmer is not a large man, physically. Mentally, he is one of the
largest men the world has ever seen. If my first suggested explanation
of genius be the correct one, then he certainly may be said to possess
genius; for never have I met such a man who possessed this faculty for
original philosophical thought.
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WHAT IS GENIUS?
His  undisputed  title  to  the  leadership  in  the  Chiropractic  world  is  the
more remarkable when one considers his limited opportunities in early
life and his present comparative youth.
His  genius  is  certainly  not  the  product  of  education;  it  can  scarcely
be  said  to  be  hereditary.  Whence,  then,  comes  this  marvelous  power
and grasp and penetration?
If  we  accept  the  second  explanation  of  genius,  it  is  a  fact  that  Dr.
Palmer is an indefatigable worker. He is the personification of energy.
He  works  from  early  morn  until  late  at  night,  often  burning  midnight
oil  that  his  students  may  be  benefited  by  the  presentation  of  some
grand  new  thought  and  the  cause  of  Chiropractic  still  further
advanced.
He thinks Chiropractic while he eats, talks Chiropractic, and dreams
Chiropractic. In his office, in the classroom, in streetcars, in his study
in the wee sma hours, even on his occasional outings, his busy brain
is ever active with one subjectthe child of his geniusChiropractic.
With him, it is an obsession; it is at once his highest pleasure and his
constant work.
Dr. Palmer could have been a great musician or a great lawyer. But
those talents lie still undeveloped because the  mans  whole  life  is  the
energetic expression of one fixed purposethe spreading of the truth
of  Chiropractic.  In  pursuance  of  that  purpose,  he  has  given  up
possibilities of wealth and what most men would deem happiness. He
himself is unaware that his whole life is the expression of the highest
altruism.
And  if  genius  be  the  normal  and  perfect  expression  of  a  soul,  who,
having  known  B.  J.  Palmer  and  listened  to  his  lectures  in  which  he
advances  extemporaneously  principles  and  truths  which  make  the
brains of his hearers reel with their depth and magnitudewho, I say,
that  has  felt  the  magnetism  and  force  of  that  personality  of  the  man
can doubt that there is the perfect expression of a soul unhindered?
It  has  been  my  rare  pleasure  to  have  known  Dr.  Palmer  very
intimately.  I  have  worked  with  him,  eaten  with  him,  and  slept  with
him.  I  have  studied  him  and  probed  the  depths  of  his  mind,  and
analyzed him as perhaps no one else has ever done. I have seen him in
all his moods; at times have been given glimpses of quality and power
that baffled description.
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And  I  say  to  you  that  the  world,  when  this  man  dies,  will  sustain  a
loss  like  unto  the  destruction  of  a  nationa  loss  which  cannot  be
estimated.
And withal his greatness, our Dr. B.J. is very much of a man. He is
sensitive as a woman, sincere and just in all  things,  lenient  to  a  fault,
but  capable  of  stern,  unflinching  and  decisive  action  when  occasion
demands. He is quick and unerring in his decisions and his command
of the minute details of his work is marvelous.
He  has  everything  in  Chiropractic  at  his  finger  ends  and  can  refer
you instantly to the page on which may be found any given quotation.
He  has  a  keen  sense  of  humor,  though  it  has  a  chance  to  find
expression  only  in  his  infrequent  moments  of  relaxation.  The  doctor
has  a  faculty  of  making  a  friend  of  everyone  he  meets.  There  is
something  about  him  which  is  decidedly  winning,  a  charm,  not  so
much of appearance as of personality.
He is a very capable and painstaking instructor and takes the keenest
interest in each of his students.
But  the  greatest  tribute  that  can  be  paid  the  man  is  to  refer  you  to
what  he  has  accomplished.  His  many  published  and  unpublished
volumes  and  lectures  on  the  subject  of  Chiropractic  will  stand  as  a
monument  to  his  ability  long  after  his  death;  his  successful  students,
carrying his message of health to the ends.
He  does  three  mens  work  dailyand  does  it  cheerfully  and
hopefully, always looking forward to the time when all the world shall
have access to health and vigor..
So heres to the real force in the Chiropractic worldthe underlying
source  from  which  every  Chiropractor,  consciously  or  unconsciously,
gets the best that he hasB. J. Palmer, D.C., Ph.C.
Do  you  know  him?  If  you  do,  I  am  sure  you  must  appreciate  his
worth. If you do not, you will some day condemn yourself for a lack of
discernment.
And if you do not know him, I, who know him so well, advise you
not to miss an opportunity of becoming thoroughly acquainted with a
man who can do more for you, in every way, than possibly any other
on earth.
(1912 School AnnouncementTHIRTY NINE YEARS AGO.
Published By The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST
and
THE LAST SHALL BE FIRST
(1912 School Announcement, THIRTY-NINE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Fifteen  years  ago,  Will  (Hickey)  and  Bart  went  to  school  together.
They  teased,  played  the  usual  boy  tricks,  slid  down  hill,  skated,  and
enjoyed  the  companionship  that  chums  do  while  attending  school.
Both graduated from the grammar school, both attended the first year
in high school, then for general reasons both quit school.
They grew apart and finally lost sight of each other, as men do, when
each  assumed  a  different  commercial  enterprise.  Altho  both  were  in
Davenport,  yet  the  character  of  their  opposite  businesses  separated
them.  Will  went  into  a  mercantile  business  (tobacco)  and  at  first
worked  hard  as  a  laborer.  His  business  grew  and  he  became  the
foreman,  partner,  proprietor,  boss,  and  finally  the  multimillionaire
owner.  Bart  developed  a  drugless  system  known  as  Chiropractic.  He,
in turn, was the janitor, fireman, scrubber, servant, partner, proprietor,
scientist, artist, and philosopher of an immense school.
Will  finally  took  down  with  nervous  prostration,  called  in  family
physician,  and  was  advised  to  take  a  rest.  Was  first  sent  to  Excelsior
Springs,  Missouri.  This  did  no  good.  Returning  a  failure,  he  was
advised  to  go  to  Florida  for  the  winter.  This  failed.  He  was  then
directed  to  specialists  in  Chicago.  A  course  of  treatment  there  under
world-noted  physicians  did  not  do  the  good  desired.  Returning
home,  he  was  shifted  from  place  to  place.  Finally  he  drifted  into  the
hands  of  some  of  Americas  greatest  in  New  York.  There  he  was
directed to try greater specialists in Berlin and Leipsig.
At each place visited he was given a most thoro examination, taking
hours  of  time,  palpated,  searched  from  head  to  toe,  and  each  time  he
was given a regular course of treatments. Daven-
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port  directed  him  to  Chicago;  Chicago  to  New  York;  New  York  to
Europe.  Now  that  he  had  been  before  THE  BEST  in  the  world  and
they  had  failed,  he  asked  for  candid  facts  and  the  truth.  The  latter
specialists,  not  knowing  where  in  the  United  States  he  was  from,
advised him to return to the noted Chiropractic School at Davenport,
Iowa. Meanwhile, Will sat still and listened. They told him they were
unable to reach his case, but they were certain that this new idea, of
rapidly  earned  international  fame,  which  had  lately  been  born  at  that
place, could cure him; that it was stirring the medical fraternity into
a frenzy of bewilderment, and would, by the very effect of its delivery
of results, soon obliterate them from the professional field.
The  physician  admitted  the  truth  to  his  new  patient  only  on  the
ground that he wanted to see him live, if such were possible, and that
this was now the only thing left that offered any ray of hope. Will sat
there in bewilderment, listening to  the  tales  of  what  this  noted  doctor
had to say of a profession born IN HIS OWN CITY, of which he, like
many others, was entirely ignorant.
Without telling where he was from, he returned to his hotel, packed
his  grip,  and  immediately  returned  to  his  old  home  town.  Arriving  at
Davenport,  he  telephoned  The  Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic  and
arranged for consultation. Arriving at the School he was  ushered  into
the private office of the president, when they recognized each other as
old  school  chums,  Will  and  Bart.  Pleasantries  were  dispensed  with
for  the  present,  and  Will  began  taking  adjustments.  After  Will  was
better,  he  told  Bart  about  his  experience  of  being  chased  around  this
country and over  Europe,  only  to  be  directed  back  to  his  home  town.
When asked why he did not state he was from Davenport, Will said: I
would be ashamed to tell those people that I was from Davenport, the
birthplace  of  this  science  and  institution,  and  had  to  go  to  Europe  to
find it out.
Will is now hale and heartya well man.
It proves that often we have with us the things we need most and do
not  know  it.  Look!  Take  advantage,  save  money,  time,  and
expenditure of forces.
Will is well. The last shall be first and the first shall be last.
(1912 School Announcement, THIRTY-NINE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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TRAITS OF GREAT MEN
(Fountain Head News, October 4, 1919, THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Fifty years ago, Emerson remarked upon the solitude of great men.
Mark  Twains  essay,  What  Is  Man?  comes  as  a  striking  con-
firmation of the Concord philosophers insight.
The  man  of  first-rate  talent,  Emerson  said,  always  feels  a  gulf
between himself and the crowd, and never fully reveals himself. If the
man of ability is not actually a recluse, denying himself to society, he
is  a  hermit  in  thot  and  never  takes  his  fellowmen  fully  into  his
confidence.
Mark Twain was a man of first-rate talent. Tho his own countrymen
have  considered  him  only  a  humoristthat  is,  a  mountebank
foreigners have appraised his true stature and have placed him in such
immortal company as Kabelais, Vervantes, and Swift. In other words,
Mark Twain was only a comedian to the vulgar. To the elect he was a
philosopher who taught thru satire.
It is only in his posthumous works that Mark Twain is revealed as a
man  who  thot  deeply  and  sadly  about  life.  While  he  was  living  he
concealed  his  true  opinions,  but  now  that  he  is  dead  and  beyond  the
reach of censure or misunderstanding, we know, in part at least, what
he really thot.
This reticence before the world is,  as  Emerson  said,  a  characteristic
of  all  first-rate  men.  Yet  it  may  be  accompanied  by  an  appearance  of
frankness which deceives the multitude.
Abraham  Lincoln  was  a  typical  case.  All  serious  biographers  of
Lincoln  have  emphasized  his  loneliness.  The  story-telling,  the
bonhomie which made the common people love him, were nothing but
a mask. Nobody knows or ever will know the true Lincoln.
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The  controversy  as  to  Lincolns  religion  shows  there  is  more  that  a
probability that Lincolns religion  was  a  vague  deism  and  that  he  felt
himself to be no wiser than a child in face of the Great Mystery.
This  aloofness  of  first-rate  minds  explains  why  there  are  so  few
autobiographies  of  great  men,  and  why  such  autobiographies  as  do
exist are so universally unsatisfying. It is said that in all the history of
the  world  there  has  never  been  a  completely  frank  autobiography,
even among those that purport to be confessions.
There are in fact only a scant half dozen of these confessions that
really  confess.  Such  works  as  those  of  the  famous  Jean  Jaques
Rousseau  or  Benvenuto  Collini,  tho  they  give  glimpses  of  thots  and
actions that those men would conceal altogether, are after all palpably
written to shock the reader. They invariably leave the impression that
the author was posing and saying, See what a devil of a fellow I have
been.
The  diary  of  Samuel  Pepys  is  only  an  apparent  exception.  Tho  he
gossips so frankly about his contemporaries and often reveals himself
in a ridiculous or mildly despicable light, it must be  remembered  that
the original diary was written in shorthand and was not intended to be
read  by  Mrs.  Pepys  or  anyone  else;  and  that  it  did,  in  fact,  lay
unciphered  in  the  Boldeian  Library  for  more  than  a  hundred  years.
And frank as the diary is, it is apparent that old Pepys refrained from
putting down quite as many things as he wrote.
If autobiography is reticent, biography is no less so. It is only within
very  recent  years  that  any  biography  has  been  written  that  did  not
conceal  more  than  it  revealed.  Biographers  have  always  assumed  a
superior attitude of knowing what the common people have a right to
know  and  have  written  accordingly.  In  other  words,  the  biographers
have simply confirmed the instinctive feeling of the first-rate man, that
the crowd will only misunderstand.
But this fear of being misunderstood is only a partial explanation of
the  reticence  of  a  great  soul.  The  other  part  of  the  explanation  is  the
sense of individuality.
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Individuality  is  the  sense  of  separation  from  everybody  else,  the
feeling that one is  different  from  every  person  in  the  world.  To  share
ones  innermost  thots  with  anybody  or  everybody  is  to  lessen  ones
individuality  by  so  much.  Even  when  a  revelation  would  lead  to
understanding,  the  first-rate  mind  shrinks  from  the  revelation.  What
does it matter whether or not the multitude understands?
The  posthumous  publications  of  opinions  concealed  during  life  and
posthumous  explanations  like  Bismarcks  Memoirs,  are  actually  not
attempts  to  be  understood  by  the  multitude,  but  are  essentially  a
satirical defiance flung in the face of the crown from the safety of the
grave.
The  reticence  of  the  great  is  believed  by  the  multitude  to  be  a
manifestation  of  power.  The  proverbs  of  every  country  testify  to  the
value of silence. But here again the multitude is wrong. Men are great,
not because they are silent; but they are silent because they are great.
If  the  great  refuse  to  reveal  themselves  to  us,  we  shall  make  every
attempt to get at their reality thru other sources. This is the basis of the
new  biography  that  has  arisen  in  recent  years.  Perhaps  it  has  been  a
little  too  eager  in  its  unmasking  of  greatnessa  little  too  pleased  to
tell  us  that  Benjamin  Franklin  loved  the  obscene  jest;  that  George
Washington was of an amorous disposition; that Ulysses S. Grant was
too fond of the bottle; and that Richard Wagner was conceited as well
as mean in money matters. But these things are necessary to clear the
ground.  We  must  learn  to  get  rid  of  the  Puritan  attitude  which
compelled  Mark  Twain  to  suppress  the  best  that  he  had  to  give  the
world.
(Fountain Head News, October 4, 1919, THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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BUILD YOUR BUSINESS ON A
FOUNDATION OF CONFIDENCE
(Fountain Head News, November 15, 1919, THIRTY-TWO YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The  foundation  of  every  successful  growing  and  permanently
builded business is CONFIDENCE.
In  the  modern  business  world,  caveat  emptor  has  no  placeit  is
replaced  with  CONFIDENCE  which  can  be  achieved  only  thru  the
association  of  the  Chiropractors  name  and  business  with  a  definitely
known and nationally advertised standard of quality.
CONFIDENCE  does  not  grow  in  an  atmosphere  of  secrecy,  of
namelessness.
The  Dear  Old  P.S.C.  is  spending  money,  time,  and  brains  in
nationally  advertising  P.S.C.  CHIROPRACTIC  and  building  quality
into its graduates, to gain for them that entree into the CONFIDENCE
of  the  public.  Therefore,  the  P.S.C.  CHIROPRACTOR  is  proud  to
associate HIS name with that of the school from which he graduates.
The  Chiropractor  who  wants  to  build  a  successful,  growing,
permanent business must do so along the lines of fair dealing, letting it
become  known  WHAT  NATIONALLY  ADVERTISED  LINE  OF
CHIROPRACTIC  HE  HAS  TO  SELL.  This  earns  for  him  the
CONFIDENCE  of  his  patrons,  proving  to  them  that  he  is  offering
them only such standards holding the same ideals. He should have for
sale  nothing  but  standard,  advertised  goods  the  quality  of  which  is
guaranteed  by  the  school  behind  him,  which  the  school  dares  to
nationally advertise.
When  the  Chiropractor  practices  nothing  but  standard,  nationally
advertised goods, he makes the great P.S.C. which stands behind these
products  a  SHOUTING  partner  in  his  office  practice.  He  sells  his
daily adjustments with the full knowledge
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that  any  failure  of  a  P.S.C.  adjustment  to  secure  results  reacts  upon
them  to  THEIR  detriment.  Both  thus  assure  themselves  (thus  assure
the  public)  of  a  satisfied  clientele.  He  may  then  reckon  certainly  on
gaining and keeping the CONFIDENCE of his patrons.
On the other hand, the Chiropractor who permits himself to be swept
into  the  quicksands  of  gyp  methods  has  nothing  but  trouble  ahead.
Secrecy has always been the cloak of crime since the dawn of human
history.  P.S.C.  Chiropractors  are  the  greatest  white  space  buyers  of
any profession, buying more than all other professions combined. The
reason is obvious.
And  secrecy  is  the  cloak  of  the  sharper  in  the  business  world  today
in  exactly  the  same  measure.  That  Chiropractor  who  does  not  care
to  attach  his  name  to  the  school  from  which  he  came,  directly
connecting himself with its quality of production, HAS SOMETHING
TO HIDE.
No Chiropractor can afford to publicly advertise his particular school
connection unless the particular school can afford to publicly advertise
and stand behind its graduates. The Chiropractors state of mind is not
strong enough to permit him to make excuses on faulty failures to try
to  maintain  public  confidence  when  the  school  behind  him  is
compelled to do the same to achieve the same level.
You,  as  a  business  man,  would  refuse  to  take  a  partner  into  your
business if you did not know his name, his past, his experiences, if he
refused  to  give  that  information,  even  tho  he  might  have  every  other
seeming qualification for membership in your office.
You would feeland justlythat such a man had something to hide
which  would,  if  you  knew  it,  disqualify  him  for  the  position  he  was
seeking. Analyzed, your feelings toward such a man would be the fear
that he would do something which would destroy the carefully built up
public CONFIDENCE in your concern.
If  you  fear  the  man  without  a  name,  you  ought  equally  to  fear  the
Chiropractor who wont identify himself with his schoolthe retailer
without identified goods.
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Why  should  any  sick  person  allow  nameless,  unendorsed,  un-
guaranteed  Chiropractic  adjustments  to  become  silent  methods;  or,
why should a Chiropractor allow nameless, unendorsed, unguaranteed
Chiropractic to become his SILENT partners in business?
In  each  case  the  public  is  justified  in  believing  that  THE
UNKNOWN  is  hiding  something  discreditable  under  his  cloak  of
anonymity.
The  one  safe  foundation  for  any  Chiropractors  business  is  to  carry
and sell The P.S.C. line of standard, nationally advertised Chiropractic
goods, bearing the names and guarantees of The P.S.C., which stands
ready  to  protect  its  reputation  with  the  last  dollar  of  its  tremendous
resources.
Make  The  P.S.C.  organization  a  SHOUTING  partner  in  your
business.
(Fountain Head News, November 15, 1919, THIRTY-TWO YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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PROGRESS
(Fountain Head News, January 10, 1920, THIRTY-ONE YEARS
AGO Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Things have been and are humming around these diggings.
While  down  East,  tother  day,  we  heard  a  comment  that  pleased  us
very  much.  A  bunch  of  us  Chiropractors  were  together,  chinning,
chatting,  and  chewing  about  everything  in  general.  We  asked  this
question:  What  is  it  that  you  think  makes  The  P.S.C.  stand  out
strongest,  by  comparison,  from  all  other  schools?  Some  said  it  was
the fearless attitude of The P.S.C.; others gave as their opinion that we
fought  for  straight  Chiropractic  and  legislation;  but  the  one  that
pleased us most was this:  When  you  tell  anything  about  The  P.S.C.,
you  always  tell  WHAT  HAS  BEEN  DONE.  You  dont  talk  about
what you are GOING TO DObut dont do.
We have in mind one school which always talks about the class they
are GOING TO GET, but never once have they told us what they DID
GET  after  enrollment  had  come  and  gone.  Another  school  is  always
talking  about  wonderful  FUTURE,  but  never  tells  what  it  HAS
DONE.
It  may  be  that  we  lapse  off  into  the  future  once  in  a  while,  but
somehow  its  never  so  far  off  but  what  it  comes  to  pass  in  a  year,  at
the  most.  If  you  have  been  a  close  observer,  you  know  we  tell  most
about  ACTUAL  TRANSFORMATIONS  WHICH  HAVE  TAKEN
PLACE, OR ARE DOING SO RIGHT NOW.
For instance, our new Administration Building is actually being built
RIGHT  NOW.  It  will  be  practically  finished  by  March  1st,
notwithstanding that we will use the basement by February 1st for our
new freshman class. When finished, building and equipment will cost
us  little  short  of  $150,000.  We  have  told  you  before  about  the
wonderful cafeteria  and  that  its  equipment  has  cost  a  trifle  more  than
$20,000.
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If you could be here right now, you would see, actually on our floor,
two things we have told you about: our THIRD Kelly automatic press,
and  THIRD  Babcock  Optimus  cylinder  press.  We  have  also  just
installed  our  THIRD  Gordon  press.  Within  thirty  days,  we  will  have
THREE Kelly presses, THREE Gordon presses, and THREE Babcock
presses.  On  our  floor  right  now  is  that  five-ton,  three-knife  book
trimmer. Gee, but its some walloper of a machine; took four horses to
pull it up Brady Hill. And before we forget it, we want to tell you we
have contracted for TWO MORE Kelly presses. We  wont  stop  there
because we are of the impression that as soon as the other two are here
(or perhaps before) we will order two more.
As  an  example  of  our  foresight,  the  Kelly  press  has  NEVER  been
announced  to  the  printers  trade.  Yet  it  takes  us  about  six  months  to
get an order put thru.
If you were here right now you would see, stacked away, in a corner
of  the  main  floor  of  the  Printing  Plant,  thirteen  tons  of  steel  shelving
in which to store our finished stock.
By  reading  the  newspaper  stories,  you  will  gain  further  insight  into
things we ARE doing.
We want particularly to call to your attention this fact: WHATEVER
THE  P.S.C.  does,  it  will  not  misrepresent  anything  to  you.  We  are
building  for  permanent  futures  by  BUYING  EVERY  FOOT  OF
GROUND,  AND  BUILDING  EVERY  BUILDING  TO  MEET  OUR
ABSOLUTE NEEDS. In it is our foresight and permanence.
Anyone  who  has  studied  BIG  business  knows  the  difference  and
what  it  means  in  actual  values  delivered  to  the  customer.  We
commend these facts to your considerate attention.
Reliability,  permanency,  confidence  are  the  eternal  triangle  of  solid
business. The P.S.C. has all three.
(Fountain Head News, January 10, 1920, THIRTY-ONE YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
THE BOHEMIAN TWINS
(Fountain Head News, August 6,1921, THIRTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
It  has  been  our  pleasure  recently  to  have  with  us  the  two
grown-together-women  They  are  two  very  distinct  women  in
individuality,  personality,  and,  with  one  exception,  are  two  very
different women.
Rosa  and  Josefa  Blazek  were  born  in  Bohemia  and  are  forty-two
years  old  (1921).  They  came  into  the  world  as  one.  Rosa  appeared
first,  her  head,  shoulders,  and  arms;  then  came  Josefas  head  and
shoulders;  then  followed  the  two  bodies.  Just  what  they  weighed  at
birth is unknown, for there was no attending physician.
These women toured the world, under contract for three years,  with
the Worthem Greater Shows, under the management of Mr. Ike Rose.
They weigh 240 pounds, Josefa being a little heavier than her sister.
They  have  two  distinct  bodies;  there  are  two  sets  of  internal  organs,
with  the  exception  that  the  intestines  are  joined  where  the  sigmoid
colon passes from the left inguinal region of each of them to the front
of the sacrum, and here the colons join and form a common passage
the  rectum.  There  are  two  urinary  tracts  and  each  has  a  uterus  and
vagina.
We could easily palpate to eighth or ninth dorsal vertebra; from there
down  was  a  solid  mass  of  bone  and  flesh,  covered  with  skin,  being
formed  by  the  fusion  of  these  parts  of  the  spine.  This  mass  measures
40 inches in circumference.
Fortunately,  they  are  both  well  practically  all  the  time.  However,
Rosa  had  diptheria;  Josefa  did  not,  yet  she  was  compelled  to  stay  in
bed with her sister. When one has indigestion, the other does not feel
any  ill  effects;  and  if  one  is  tired  and  wishes  to  rest,  the  other
considers  her  sister  and  must  rest  with  her.  One  can  do  needlework
while the other is sleeping.
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As children, they could climb trees, jump rope, and do as other little
girls. They work in general harmonyone adapts herself to the  other
in the movement of the body just like the swing of our two arms. They
walk fast and are quick as can be on their feet.
Their bodies are turned away from each other at an angle of about 45
degrees.  They  can  easily  look  into  each  others  eyes  and,  by  twisting
their  necks,  can  kiss  each  other.  Their  feet  are  set  in  line  with  their
bodies,  but  Josefa  has  a  slight  curvature,  causing  her  leg  to  be  about
two inches shorter, so she walks with her heel raised from the ground,
which gives her the appearance of having hip disease.
Rosa  is  a  mother.  Her  little  son,  eleven  years  of  age,  is  a  bright
manly little fellow. His father died in the World War. When Rosa was
in  labor,  about  two  hours,  her  sister  Josefa  had  no  ill  effects,  other
than  vomiting  occasionally,  mostly  from  fright.  Franz  was  a  normal
child at birth and weighed nine pounds.
Other cases of conjoined twins are related in history. One remembers
hearing  of  the  Siamese  twins,  exhibited  all  over  the  world,  and  the
much-discussed  subject  of  severing  them.  Their  names  were  Eng  and
Chang,  and  they  were  born  in  1811.  They  were  joined  at  the
sternoziphoid  angle,  a  cartilaginous  band  extending  from  sternum  to
sternum,  which  measured  about  four  inches.  They  died  at  the  age  of
63. Both were married. Eng had five children and Chang had sixall
healthy and strong. They married sisterstwo English women. Chang
died of pneumonia. He was quite intemperate and had a marked spinal
curvature. Tho Eng was not affected, yet when Chang grew worse he
died, too, due to the absorption of the poisons from the brother. There
was  a  hepatic  connection  thru  the  band  where  their  breasts  were
united. Both men were partially blind.
The  Blazek  sisters  are  more  intimately  connected  than  the  Siamese
brothers. A portion of the body of each, when touched, can be felt by
both.  Immediately  when  one  touches  the  exact  centre  of  the  bony
fleshy mass which joins them together, both have the same sensation.
With  but  little  variation  on  one  side  or  the  other,  only  the  one  sister
feels it, for this zone of mutual nerve sensation is pretty well limited to
the par where they are joined together.
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As these two women sat at our table, drinking coffee, many personal
questions were discussed. Little inconveniences are experienced, such
as  being  compelled  to  seat  themselves  on  one  narrow  chair,  and
always  having  to  choose  the  rear  seat  of  an  automobile,  and  having
clothes especially made. Their undergarments are separate, except that
they are sewn together over the bridge which joins the girls.
These women are accomplished in many ways. Both play the piano,
cello, violin, and zylophone.
They  told  us  of  their  romanceJosefa  also  had  a  sweetheart  who
died.  Rosas  was  a  church  wedding  and,  of  course,  Josefa  was  the
bridesmaid.
Rosa and Josefa are a joy to meet. They are so happy and optimistic
and  are  always  smiling.  The  affection  and  forbearance  they  show  for
each  other  is  almost  pathetic,  for  each  shows  such  wonderful
consideration for the other.
As  these  women  said  goodbye  we  could  not  help  but  know  that  in
their own minds there must be a haunting fear that when the one sister
dies  the  other  must  go  also,  knowing  that  in  the  fatal  illness  of  one
there must be the death sentence of the other. But knowing them as we
do, we feel sure the one who goes last will go with a smile.
(Fountain Head News, August 6,1921, THIRTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
ASSISTANT TO PEARY VISITS
PALMER SCHOOL
J. S. Warmbath Gives Lecture on Hardships
of Arctic Travel
(Fountain Head News, September 3, 1921THIRTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
(The personal collection of J. S. Warmbath was willed to us on his passing,
years  after  this  story  was  printed.  It  is  now  on  display  in  Osteological
Laboratory in The B. J. Palmer Chiropractic Clinic.)
A  land  where  cold  reigns  supreme  and  artificial  heat  must  be  used
for many purposes,  even  to  obtain  drinking  water  from  a  crevice  in  a
fresh water iceberg, was the topic of an illustrated lecture on the Peary
expeditions given by J. S. Warmbath of Washington, speaking before
the students of The  Palmer  School  at  their  entertainment  last  evening
in the open air auditorium.
Mr.  Warmbath  accompanied  Peary  on  three  of  the  five  trips  north
which finally led to the discovery of the North Pole in 1909.
The discovery of the pole is a very noteworthy thing in the story of
science, said Mr. Warmbath. Travelers have attempted to locate the
North Pole on numerous expeditions during the past 300 years without
success  until  the  work  of  Admiral  Peary  was  begun,  with  the
determination  of  having  an  American  be  the  first  man  to  reach  the
pole.
What  good  did  the  discovery  of  the  pole  do  for  the  world?  asked
Mr. Warmbath. It brought no material benefits to the world, but it set
an  example  of  perseverance  and  heroism  for  the  future  generation  to
follow in similar proceedings in all lines of endeavor. It did, however,
give  us  an  accurate  knowledge  of  life  and  conditions  at  the  pole,
where  some  scientists  had  even  predicted  there  would  be  found  an
immense opening into the center of the earth.
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It is a vast ice field with the depths of the Arctic Ocean surrounding
it. The pole is a place where a man cannot look North, East, or West.
There is only Southfor he looks toward the equator in all directions.
The  sun  rises  at  some  place  in  the  horizon  on  March  21st  and  shines
continuously along the horizon all the way round the sky.
Mr. Warmbaths lecture on his scientific expedition to Elsmereland,
in  connection  with  the  Peary  trips,  was  illustrated  with  stereopticon
views  of  the  field  station,  ice  floes,  and  the  types  of  Eskimos
encountered there.
The  Eskimos  were  always  glad  to  visit  us,  said  Mr.  Warmbath,
for they secured unusually good things to eat and there was always an
opportunity  to  earn  a  present  Knives  and  even  pieces  of  hard  steel
were worth as much as a polar bear skin or several silver fox skins to
the  Eskimos.  They  would  do  many  days  work  in  return  for  any  kind
of firearms and ammunition. (The Daily Times. August 4. 1921.)
(Fountain Head News, September 3, 1921THIRTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
IMPOSSIBILITY OF MOVING VERTEBRAE
(Fountain Head News, August 11, 1923, TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS
AGO, Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
To the Editor:
In  these  days,  when  we  hear  on  every  side  the  claims  that  the
articulations  of  the  spinal  column  need  repeated  adjustments,  I
think  that  medical  men  ought  to  have  some  definite  data  as  to  the
strength of the spinal symphyses.
The  following  experiments  were  performed  in  the  anatomy
laboratory  of  the  College  of  Medical  Evangelists  at  Loma  Linda,
California:
The  spinal  column  selected  was  a  fairly  fresh  one  and  it  was
taken  from  a  cadaver  that  had  never  been  put  into  the  preserving
tank.  A  block  of  wood  was  taken,  and  into  its  surface  was  cut  a
mortise  slightly  wider  than  the  vertical  dimension  of  a  lumbar
vertebra. The spinal column was then firmly fastened to this block
so that the ventral margin was against the surface of the wood, and
the  body  of  the  second  lumbar  vertebra  was  directly  over  the
mortise, thus leaving that vertebra unsupported except by its union
with adjoining vertebrae. Pressure was then applied to the spinous
process  of  the  unsupported  vertebra  by  means  of  a  lever  of  the
second  class  acting  downward,  and  this  force  was  carefully
calculated.  When  the  pressure  had  reached  1,195  pounds,  the
neural  arch  was  crushed,  but  the  vertebral  body  remained
unmoved.
The broken fragments  of  the  arch,  together  with  the  remains  of
the pedicles, were then cleared  away,  and  pressure  was  applied  to
the posterior surface of the vertebral body. In this instance a piece
of smooth hard wood was placed on top of the surface of the bone
so  that  the  force  would  affect  all  parts  equally,  the  wood  being
about  2  mm.  narrower  than  the  vertical  measure  of  the  vertebral
body.  On  the  application  of  800  pounds,  the  body  was  crushed  to
pieces, a part of it being reduced almost to the
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consistency  of  bone  meal.  Yet  for  the  most  part  there  was  no
dislocation  at  the  union  with  the  adjoining  cartilages.  The  bone
was  crushed  about  a  millimeter  from  that  union,  but  the  articula-
tion remained intact over the most of its area.
The  tenth  thoracic  vertebra  was  next  selected,  and  the  pressure
was  applied  at  the  side.  The  piece  of  wood  was  used  in  this
experiment  also,  and  it  was  placed  so  as  not  to  cover  the  ventral
one-fourth  of  the  vertebral  body.  On  the  application  of  1,315
pounds,  the  body  was  crushed  without  materially  impairing  the
articulation  with  the  adjacent  cartilages,  and  the  part  of  the  body
extending beyond the end of the piece of wood remained unmoved.
In  other  words,  the  posterior  three-fourths  of  the  vertebral  body
was crushed by a force applied at the side without any twisting of
the anterior one-fourth on its vertical axis.
In  the  spinal  column  used  the  strength  of  the  vertebral  sym-
physes was greater than that of bone substance of the bodies of the
vertebrae.
L. A. Kellog, M.D., Loma Linda California. Instructor in Anatomy,
College of Medical Evangelists. (A.M.A Journal, June 21, 1923.)
August 1, 1923.
L. C. Kellog, M.D.,
Instructor in Anatomy,
College of Medical Evangelists,
Loma Linda, California.
My Dear Doctor:
My  attention  has  been  called  to  your  article  on  page  233,  June  21,
1923, A.M.A. Journal.
In these days, when we hear on every side the claims that carpenters
are moving nails into and  through  planks,  I  think  physicians  ought  to
have some definite data as to the strength of wood and the resistance it
has to the movability of nails into and through it.
I  thank  you  for  the  great  scientific  service  rendered  not  only  to  the
world  of  sick,  but  to  physicians,  and  more  particularly  to  us
Chiropractors.  At  first  I  was  in  serious  doubt  that  you  had  uncovered
something  new.  However,  a  test  which  I  made,  which  I  shall  later
explain, satisfied me that you were right. You are
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correct  in  your  physicians  problem  as  worked  out.  I  agree  that  it  is
impossible  to  move  vertebrae  as  you  have  explained  you  tried  to  do.
However, I proved same fact in another way.
The plank I selected was a fairly fresh one, and it was taken from a
tree  that  had  but  recently  been  cut  down  but  not  as  yet  seasoned,
which was two inches thick, twelve inches wide, and three feet long. I
then had another plank, exactly the same size, in the center of which I
had  an  opening  cut  six  inches  square,  clear  through  the  plank.  I  then
placed  one  plank  immediately  over  the  otherthe  one  without  the
hole  being  over  the  one  with  the  hole.  On  top  of  the  top  plank,
immediately in the center of the six-inch square, immediately over the
hole  underneath  in  the  bottom  plank,  I  placed  the  hardened  ordinary
point of a twenty-penny spike, which rested softly against the superior
surface of the superior plank. I then thoroughly and accurately placed
the  spike  in  a  perpendicular  position  as  so  proven  by  plumbs  and
levels.
The  spike  was  then  braced  so  that  it  could  not  get  out  of  plumb  or
the planks get out of level, or one move in its approximation with the
one  below  the  hole.  The  object  of  bracing  the  nail  was  to  keep  it
upright and yet so that nothing would hold it from taking a downward
motion.
I  then  made  a  supporting,  frame-like  stand  surrounding,  yet  not  in
any way touching either plank. This frame-like stand was used only as
a balancing medium and was not intended to carry any weight. I then
began  a  piling-up  process  of  pig  iron,  the  inferior  surface  of  the  first
pig  resting  squarely  and  directly  upon  the  hard  steel  head  superior
surface of the twenty penny spike.
The  following  experiments  were  performed  in  the  carpenter
laboratory of The Palmer School of Chiropractic, at Davenport, Iowa.
Weight  was  added  and  added  until  the  nail  began  to  penetrate
between the slivers, separate the atoms, and enter the 2 x 12. This was
determined  by  an  accurate  set  of  micrometer  measuring  calipers.  At
1,600  pounds  of  dead  weight  pig  iron,  the  nail  began  to  move.  After
piling up  2,400  pounds  of  weight,  the  spike  had  successfully  crushed
its  entire  length  space  in  the  second  plank  inferior  to  the  first.  This
was again demonstrated by measurements made as above stated.
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This  again  proves  our  contention  that  if  sufficient  dead  weight
matter is piled upon another compressible body that one can be made
to  either  penetrate  or  entirely  crush  its  way  through  the  other  by
gravity displacement.
If  it  actually  takes  2,400  pounds  pig  iron  dead  weight  to  crush  a
twenty  penny  spike  through  a  2  x  12  pine  plank,  how  do  you  figure
that  a  carpenter  exerts  2,400  pounds  when  he  drives  that  same  spike
into  that  same  plank  to  the  same  extent  with  a  one-pound  hammer?
Might  I  be  so  presumptuous,  doctor,  to  suggest  that  you  get  a  spike
and hammer and go back to the garage  and  try  it?  I  feel  quite  certain
that  you  wouldnt  move  the  spike  because  you  havent  2,400  pounds
of pressure; and, if you did have that pressure, cant you see that you
would  but  crush  the  board?  And  if  you  didnt  crush  the  board  you
certainly couldnt drive the nail.
Wouldnt it look funny to see carpenters placing anywhere from 100
to 2,400 pounds of pig iron dead weight over every nail they wanted to
drive, in building a  house?  When  do  you  suppose  they  would  get  the
home  finished?  They  would  have  rather  a  hard  time  DRIVING  nails
into a ceiling that way, wouldnt they?
Dont  you  think  we  had  better  let  the  carpenters  go  on  using  their
little  one-pound  hammers,  rather  than  to  accept  your  scientifically
proven and laboratorically demonstrated facts?
If  you  were  building  a  home,  would  YOU  employ  a  carpenter  who
CRUSHED nails into boards, or one who used a one-pound hammer?
As usual,
Yours very truly,
B. J. Palmer, D.C., Ph.C.
(Fountain Head News, August 11, 1923, TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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HOLLER OUT LOUD
(Fountain Head News, August 18, 1923, TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
No institution is destined to fulfill its mission  in  the  greatest  degree
unless  it  constantly  looks  within  its  own  organization  for  weakness
and constantly strives to eliminate those weaknesses.
No business can attain any great proportions unless it keeps its hand
closely  upon  the  pulse  of  its  patrons  to  learn  what  they  are  thinking
about in policies and about its service.
No  individual  can  broaden  and  grow  as  the  years  go  by  unless  he
constantly  examines  himself  for  faults  and  flaws  and,  having  found
them, seeks to  eliminate  them.  As  an  individual,  the  fellow  who  is  in
the  best  position  to  tell  you  where  your  weaknesses  lie  is  the  fellow
who  is  closest  to  you;  the  fellow  who  sees  you  day  after  day  in  all
sorts  of  moods  and  under  all  sorts  of  conditions.  It  is  the  fellow  who
has  learned  to  know  you  intimately  and  is  vitally  concerned  in  your
welfare.  He  is  the  man  to  whom  you  want  to  listen,  because  he  is
honestly  seeking  to  improve  you  and  is  in  a  position  to  see  many  of
the faults which you yourself may overlook.
Any  business  organization  or  any  institution  that  is  rendering  a
genuine  service  must  look  to  the  people  who  are  closest  to  it  for
suggestions  and  criticisms.  Its  employees  do  point  out  to  us  many
weaknesses  that  can  be  improved  upon.  Providing  their  suggestions
are warranted and their remedy is logical, we immediately change our
plans to correct our weaknesses. But we cannot overlook the fact that
we  are  on  the  inside,  that  we  are  very  close  to  ourselves,  that  our
vision  is  perhaps  not  as  broad  on  the  details  of  our  service  as  is  the
vision of you boys in the field to whom we are rendering that service.
Every day we are in touch through correspondence with hundreds of
you.  We  send  out  hundreds  of  letters  and  we  receive  hundreds  of
letters from you. You know us. You know something of our hopes and
our ambitions. You know that we are
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honestly striving to render a real service to the profession at large and
the  public  in  general.  Why  not  cooperate  each  with  the  other  toward
the  end  of  showing  us  where  we  can  improve?  It  does  no  good  to
merely  criticize  without  offering  helpful  suggestions.  We  want  those
criticisms.  We  want  them  because  we  feel  that  you  boys  in  the  field
know us best, that you are closest to us in a business way, that you are
familiar  with  our  business  departments,  our  Chiropractic  service
department,  our  table  department,  our  printing  department,  and  our
teaching  department.  We  are  striving  to  improve  all  of  these,  yet  you
can  help  us;  and  the  help  that  you  give  in  your  personal  suggestions
may  be  of  untold  value  to  you  and  to  us.  You  can  see  where  we  are
falling  down  in  some  respects.  You  may  have  some  personal  expe-
rience in the past that has led you to believe that The P.S.C. is not as
vitally concerned in your welfare and in your personal business as we
should  be.  This  may  be  due  to  a  mistake  on  our  part,  it  may  be  a
mistake  of  interpretation  on  your  part,  it  may  be  merely  a  chain  of
circumstances for which no one is entirely to blame and yet which has
built up a heavy wall of misunderstanding.
You  do  not  want  that  to  exist,  nor  do  we,  because  our  interests  are
the  same.  We  are  units  in  furthering  an  international  movement.  We
are  not  so  conceited  as  to  assume  that  everything  good  is  in  The
P.S.C.,  nor  are  we  so  simple  as  to  believe  that  improvements  cannot
be made. Yet we may not see the chance for these improvements. We
may  blunder  along  over  them  day  after  day.  But  you  boys  are  in  a
position  to  get  your  viewpoint  and  to  pass  it  on  to  us,  and  if  that
viewpoint can be of service in being instrumental in a change that will
render  greater  service  to  you  and  to  the  movement,  then  your
suggestion will have been a big thing.
We  are  not  concerned  in  compromising  on  the  principles  of
Chiropractic. Our policies in this field are very clearly defined and are
the  result  of  years  of  experience  and  careful  thought.  We  cannot
compromise with mixing or with any other thing which does not come
within  the  pale  of  straight,  clearcut  Chiropractic.  But  our  methods  in
attaining  the  ends  for  which  we  are  all  striving  may  perhaps  be  in
error; and if they are, we feel that we must look to our friends to point
those errors out to us. Obviously, we cannot agree to accede to  every
suggestion sent
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in.  Many  angles  may  enter  into  the  question  and  all  have  to  be
considered  in  forming  our  conclusion.  But  we  want  every  individual
who  is  interested  in  us  to  know  that  every  constructive  criticism
offered will receive careful attention and thorough thought.
We are deadly in earnest in asking for these suggestions and we
believe you, in your reply, will show as good faith to us.
(Fountain Head News, August 18, 1923, TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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SCHOOL AND FIELD PROBLEMS
AND THEIR SOLUTIONS
(Fountain Head News, September 8, 1923, TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The following starts as a bit of correspondence. It immediately drifts
from  letters  to  concise,  pungent  statements  of  problems  and  an
explicit solution of them.
You may agree or disagree with the problems stated; you may agree
or disagree with the solution; but this much is quite certainthe study
of  them  will  do  you  good  and  give  you  a  much  broader  outlook  on
Chiropractic.
This  article  is  from  the  typewriter  of  B.J.  and  makes  mighty
interesting  reading.  Permission  has  been  secured  from  Theodore  W.
Price  and  G.  W.  Hardie  for  publication  of  their  letters  and  our  reply.
Otherwise, it might be construed as a breach of etiquette upon our part
to publish private correspondence sent us by Mr. Price.
We  would  be  glad  to  hear  from  any  of  our  readers  whether  they
agree or disagree, after reading this article.
Augusta, Ga., Aug. 4, 1923.
The Palmer School of Chiropractic,
Davenport, Iowa.
Gentlemen:
I am in receipt of your letter of July 27th. I am very much interested in taking up
the study of Chiropractic, but right at this time one of the principal obstacles is the
financial  one.  I  have  written  to  several  practicing  Chiropractors  in  order  to  get  a
practical  viewpoint,  as  I  know  from  experience  in  other  lines  the  practical
sometimes greatly differs from the theoretical and if I should take up this work, it
would  be  very  necessary  that  I  make  enough  out  of  it  to  keep  my  head  above
water. However, I could not enroll before January 1st, or possibly May 1st.
All the letters I have received from the different persons to whom I wrote were
very encouraging, save one. While this letter was not written to me
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in confidence, still I would not care to cause any friction or unpleasantness, but at
the request of Dr. Leonard Knowles, of this city, I am enclosing a letter received
from Dr. G. W. Hardie. There seems to have been something to have caused him
to have this antagonistic attitude, as this letter does not comport very well with the
one printed in your catalog, and I am sure there must be some under current that
has  not  come  to  surface  in  his  letter.  I  would  like  to  know  your  views  on  his
statements.
As stated above, it is not my purpose in sending this letter to you to cause any ill
feeling, but merely to get all the light and information I can on the subject.
Please return enclosed letter when read.
Yours very truly,
Theodore W. Price.
THE PROBLEMS PRESENTED
Owensboro,  Ky.,  July  23,  1923.
Dear Mr. Price:
Just  why  you  should  single  out  my  name  from  The  Palmer  School
catalog is beyond me. However, I shall be glad to give you my opinion
as to the Chiropractic situation today. That piece was written ten years
ago,  when  Chiropractic  was  being  taught  in  an  old  barn  at  the  top  of
Brady Hill, Davenport. Conditions are vastly different now than at that
time.  I  was  one  of  the  first  Chiropractors  in  the  state  of  Kentucky.  I
was  one  of  those  who  was  persecuted,  prosecuted,  sneered  at,  and
almost  ostracised  from  society  for  advancing  a  new  conception  of
what  caused  disease.  Today  the  man  who  comes  out  of  school  has
easy sailing as far as legislation is concerned.
He  can  go  into  a  community  and  start  practicing  with  little  fear  of
arrest. Things are indeed easy sailing. But listen, here is what he goes
up against. He finds he must compete with long established practices;
look over your city and see with whom one entering it would have to
go  up  against.  True,  one  may  have  friends  who  would  take
adjustments,  but  remember  in  practice  you  must  have  a  continual
turnover  of  patients  almost  every  sixty  to  ninety  days.  The  man  who
goes into Augusta can get a practice, of course he can, but not nearly
as  rapidly  as  those  pioneers.  And  I  doubt  if  he  could  ever  get  a
practice on par with the one now held by your leading practitioner. If
he did it would take years of effort. There used to be a time when one
could
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go into a new field and take pages of advertising and the people would
flock to him either from curiosity or an actual desire to try something
different. For a man to get well by adjusting his spine was wonderful.
Today  the  work  of  a  Chiropractor  is  an  established  fact,  and  when  a
little  child  is  cured  of  infantile  paralysis,  or  some  poor  devil  who
everyone else has given up is put on his feet, it is accepted as a matter
of fact.
Thats what Chiropractic is for, and that is the way the public views
it. For a man to go into a community where Chiropractic is established
and  use  the  newspaper  to  tell  the  people  what  Chiropractic  will  do
would be committing professional suicide. The people would laugh at
him.  Would  you  patronize  an  advertising  allopath?  Think  it  over!
Furthermore,  where  can  you  go  that  there  is  not  already  a
Chiropractor?  Look  around  you  in  Georgia.  The  same  applies  with
equal  force  in  every  state.  Here  in  Kentucky  Chiropractors  pour  in
from  the  Ross  School  at  Fort  Wayne,  and  another  cheap  school  at
Indianapolis  from  the  north.  The  St.  Louis  School  and  Missouri
School,  on  the  west.  The  Palmer  School,  the  National  School  of
Chicago,  the  Texas  College  also  send  their  products.  Chiropractic  is
rapidly  reaching  its  saturation  point.  The  average  product  turned  out,
or  rather  those  run  through  those  diploma  mills,  have  little  ethical
feeling. Their god is the dollar. They are cutting each others throat for
patients.  Selling  adjustments  for  a  quarter  and  some  less  than  that  to
those who want  cheap  adjustments.  In  almost  every  community  some
nut thinks he is divinely inspired and starts a school of his own. He
teaches two hours three evenings a week and at the end of six months
gives his dupes a diploma so large it could be read from an aeroplane.
The statistics compiled by one of the largest schools in existence show
that  seventy  per  cent  of  the  graduates  of  their  institution  failed  to
establish practices that kept them in the profession.
You will think by now that I am trying to discourage you. That I do
not  think  anyone  should  come  into  the  profession.  You  are  wrong.
You asked me for an opinion. Do  you  want  me  to  kid  you?  Shall  I
tell you a lie or show you the real article? Now lets see. If you are a
fellow who likes people, who likes to deal intimately with them, who
likes  to  be  of  some  assistance  to  his  fellow  man,  and  can  sympathize
with  them  in  their  hour  of  trouble  and  is  more  interested  in  human
welfare than in dollars,
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Chiropractic  is  the  profession  for  you.  There  is  an  opportunity  and  a
vast  one  for  one  to  work.  There  is  always  a  place,  many  outstretched
arms  for  that  kind  of  a  fellow.  Your  age  matters  little.  In  fact,  a  few
years  just  give  a  man  a  better  mind  and  a  little  cooler  judgment.  Its
your view of life that counts.
Before  you  enter  a  school  I  would  look  them  over.  From  the
graduates  I  have  seen  I  believe  the  National  at  Chicago  gives  their
students  a  better  all  around  education  than  any  other  school  in  this
country.  Notwithstanding  I  am  a  graduate  of  The  Palmer  School,  I
would look them all over. The Palmer School is so large their students
get  very  little  and  I  know  of  students  coming  from  it  that  never
adjusted  a  patient  before  coming  into  the  field.  The  National  at
Chicago  has  unlimited  clinic  material.  They  teach  dissection;  they
have  access  to  the  largest  hospitals  in  Chicago  and  can  see  many
things  The  PSC  never  heard  of.  Understand,  this  is  my  opinion  for
which you asked.
If you decide to go north, Owensboro is right on your way; I should
be glad to have you stop off and see me. I trust the  foregoing  will  be
of some benefit to you. Think it over well.
Yours truly,
G. W. Hardie, D.C.
THE SOLUTION OFFERED
Davenport, Iowa, Aug. 16, 1923.
Dear Mr. Price:
I  have  your  kind  and  considerate  letter.  You  asked  to  know.  I  have
laid  aside  your  letter  until  Sunday,  when  I  can  do  the  answer  justice.
Being sincere, you want more than the forms in answer, therefore the
delay, which I trust you will pardon us for.
You comment that all the letters you received were encouraging but
one.  That  one  you  have  kindly  enclosed  for  me  to  weigh  carefully,
thoughtfully, and to answer in the same spirit.
I can tell from the letter you write and the clear and concise manner
in which you reach conclusions that you know that every problem has
two solutions.
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DR. HARDIE IS FRIENDLY
When you suggested that there was a hidden antagonistic attitude,
I  cannot  agree.  It  is  a  difference  of  opinion  on  the  solution  of
problems. Dr. Hardie has a right to his views as well as I. So long  as
you  and  I  cannot  prove  antagonism,  we  must  be  content  to  reason  it
out along the lines of differences.
SHOULD WE ADVERTISE?
First problem:
The  early  pioneers  could  go  out  with  any  old  thing,  call  it
Chiropractic, and get a big business.
A man can go into Augusta TODAY and get a business, but it would
be  slower.  The  early  Chiropractic  pioneers  got  their  business  from
curiosity. Today the work of a Chiropractor is an established fact.
To advertise that you have a service to sell those who are clamoring
for  it  would  be  committing  professional  suicide.  The  people  would
laugh at him. Would you patronize an advertising allopath?
Contrary to all preconceived rules of the business world, Dr. Hardie
assumes  the  position  that  the  less  the  people  know  about  a  thing,  the
more  the  people  buy  it.  According  to  Dr.  Hardie,  P.  T.  Barnum  is
right. The less you tell em, the more you fool em.
If Dr. Hardie is right, the fact that Chiropractic is better known today
is a hindrance to a man getting business.
The  world  has  been  suffering  from  a  knowledge  of  the  cause  of
disease. Chiropractic ferreted the cause of EVERY dis-ease. The sick
world  is  dying  for  the  want  of  that  service.  Dr.  Hardie  says  the  more
you  tell,  the  more  you  prove  that  you  have  what  they  need,  the  less
business you get; in fact, you are committing suicide.
Dr.  Hardie  graduated  from  The  P.S.C.  eight  years  ago.  Recently,
some  man  or  woman  must  have  come  into  Owensboro  and  BEGAN
ADVERTISING. Or, mayhaps Dr. Hardie is an optimist in advertising
when he does it, but a pessimist when the other fellow does it. Instead
of becoming a stronger advertiser it ap-
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pears that he has turned  sour  on  advertising,  the  other  advertiser,  and
the producer of advertising (The P.S.C.).
Perhaps  theres  another  reason  for  Dr.  Hardie  now  turning  against
advertising.  He  holds  a  license  from  the  Kentucky  State  Medical
Board,  who  have,  by  Board  rulings,  refused  their  licentiates  the  right
to advertise under penalty of revocation of their license.
How  do  you  account  for  this  inconsistency?  Dr.  Hardie  writes  that
For a man to go into a community where  Chiropractic  is  established
and  use  the  newspaper  to  tell  the  people  what  Chiropractic  will  do
would be committing suicide. The people would laugh at him. Would
you patronize an advertising allopath?
Dr. Hardie  has  been  in  Owensboro  for  eight  years.  This  makes  him
established. During the past nine months Dr. Hardie has consistently
purchased  of  The  P.S.C.  27,000  Chiropractic  Educators,  therefore  he
is  advertising  what  Chiropractic  will  do.  The  very  day  this  is
being  written  (August  15th)  his  order  was  received  for  3,000  of  this
months issue. That he is still in business after eight years proves that
he has not yet committed professional suicide. That he is advertising
now, after eight years, shows that he believes this is a way to live.
In this letter to you he advises that you go to another school. Going
over his files of orders received for Chiropractic Educators, I find that
his copy for the bottom of the back page  had  in  prominent  display,
GRADUATE OF THE PALMER SCHOOL OF CHIROPRACTIC.
Is he proud of it? Has it a selling value? If not, why does he do it? If
he  issues  that,  why  should  he  advise  YOU  to  go  elsewhere?  If  he
advised YOU to go elsewhere, why did he display that which he does
not endorse? How do YOU figure it out?
Would  you  patronize  an  advertising  allopath?  The  allopath  has
nothing,  does  nothing  worth  being  advertised,  therefore  he  doesnt
advertise.  People  who  cannot  deliver  would  be  foolish  to  buy  space
and  tell  people  so;  for  the  sooner  they  would  drive  themselves  into
committing professional suicide. Evidently Dr. Hardie is rendering a
service  because  he  buys  P.S.C.  Printery  Products  every  month  and
distributes them. In this he shows excellent judgment, as he proves he
has something to sell. But
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why he privately decries advertising and the advertiser, and does it, is
for you to decide.
Some  Chiropractors  see  only  far  enough  ahead  to  believe  that  by
filling  the  field  with  incompetents  instead  of  competents  they  are
increasing  their  chances  of  standing  out  from  the  rest  of  the
profession. Some of the  Chiropractors  today  seem  to  feel  that  even  if
twenty  or  thirty  thousand  incompetent  Chiropractors  were  placed  in
the field, they would have easy sailing because they would be in direct
competition to improperly  trained  and  inefficient  Chiropractors.  They
fail  to  realize  that  these  twenty  or  thirty  thousand  efficient
Chiropractors lead to a loss of public confidence and that this loss is a
reaction against Chiropractic. I grant that there are many Chiropractors
who  would  rather  see  prospective  students  directed  to  weak  schools,
believing  that  they  will  thereby  reduce  their  effective  competition.
Particularly is this impressed upon me when a Chiropractor advertises
Palmer Graduate and still does not recommend The Palmer School.
Certainly  if  he  were  sincere  in  believing  that  some  other  school  was
best, he would hesitate to advertise an inferior brand of goods. At least
it would appear so to me.
The danger to Chiropractic lies in  the  establishment  of  innumerable
small  and  improperly  equipped  institutions  draining  a  certain
proportion from each district of the United States. If small schools are
located in every large city of the United States and gain  their  support
from  that  particular  district,  and  if,  because  of  this  fact,  the  larger
schools,  which  have  been  instrumental  in  putting  Chiropractic  on  the
map and in the public mind, are forced to become small institutions or
go out of business, then the ultimate effect will be dangerous. I know
the Chiropractic field as a whole realizes the great influence which has
been  yielded  by  The  Palmer  School  in  the  furthering  of  the
Chiropractic  movement.  Could  this  have  been  done  if  The  Palmer
School  had  been  a  small  and  inadequately  equipped  institution?
Everywhere  graduates  of  The  Palmer  School  advertise  that  fact  and
Chiropractors  from  all  schools  point  to  The  P.S.C.  to  prove  to  their
constituents and to their state legislative bodies that Chiropractic is not
a passing fancy but that it is in reality a science that has come to stay;
that  it  is  founded  on  the  firm  foundation  of  a  real  educational
institution. Do you see them pointing
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to the many small schools scattered throughout the country to establish
that  fact?  They  do  not  because  they  know  that  many  small  schools
could not carry the weight.
DOES TIME CHANGE FACTS?
Second problem:
Dr. Hardie says that for a man to get well by adjusting his spine was
wonderful.
He thereby infers that this was true eight years ago when HE started
and studied  in  an  old  barn.  Is  such  an  act  any  the  less  wonderful
today?  Has  eight  years  time  changed  this?  Isnt  it  as  important  and
essential  that  he  adjust  the  spine  today  as  then?  Spines  and
subluxations are the samein what way has the whole thing changed
because  Dr.  Hardie  has  been  at  it  eight  years?  If  there  were  merit  in
that  argument,  I  would  back  up  to  twenty  years  before  he  got  into  it.
Dr. Hardie tells us that conditions are VASTLY different now than at
that  time.  Where?  How?  Are  Chiropractic,  subluxations,  Innate,
adjustments,  collars,  men,  any  different?  Where  comes  this
VASTLY  difference?  Dr.  Hardie  will  answer,  More  people  know
about  it  today.  And  does  more  knowledge  of  Chiropractic  hurt  the
confidence of the sick people?
MANY TOWNS OPEN
Furthermore,  where  can  you  go  that  there  is  not  already  a
Chiropractor? Thousands of towns have never heard the word, much
less having somebody adjusting its subluxations. Thousands  of  towns
of  not  less  than  5,000  in  each,  119  million  people,  have  never  been
touched.  Thousands  of  cities  are  not  supplied  with  the  actual
necessities  of  enough  Chiropractors  to  take  care  of  the  sick.  Cities  in
Kentucky  have  no  Chiropractor  and  are  asking  for  one.  The  same  is
true  in  Georgia.  Dr.  Hardie  must  be  suffering  with  myopia  and  the
illusions of the near.
MORE IS BEING ASKED OF US
Chiropractors are coming more and more to realize that their field of
service  does  not  extend  alone  to  the  sick.  It  is  possible  to  sell  to  the
American public the idea of HEALTH PRESER-
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VATION rather than health recovery after they have become sick. The
dental profession has pretty well sold this idea to the public and most
people  today  visit  the  dentist  once  or  twice  a  year  to  have  their  teeth
looked  over  to  find  if  any  work  is  necessary.  The  Chiropractor  is
doing  that  same  thing  and  he  is  alive  today  to  the  opportunity  of
convincing  the  public  that  even  when  in  apparently  good  health  they
may be on the verge of a serious condition. Everywhere Chiropractors
are  selling  to  their  community  the  idea  of  having  the  Chiropractor
examine their spines to determine whether or not they are getting to a
point where a physical breakdown will occur, and many people today
are  being  taught  the  lesson  of  PRESERVING  THE  HEALTH  which
they  already  possess  rather  than  regaining  something  which  has  been
lost.
This  idea  has  been  sold  to  the  American  public  by  the  automobile
industry.  It  used  to  be  that  cars  were  not  brought  to  the  garage  until
they  broke  down  somewhere  on  the  road  or  until  something  went
radically  wrong  with  the  mechanism.  Today  almost  all  automobile
owners have found that it is cheaper to bring their car in occasionally
and  have  it  overhauled  to  prevent  greater  trouble  and  more  expense
from a complete breakdown.
This is the big idea that we are selling to the Chiropractic profession
and  which  they  in  turn  are  selling  to  the  public.  It  is  a  large  and
constructive  piece  of  educational  work  and  will  do  much  toward
bringing more patients to Chiropractors for their services.
HOW FULL IS FULL?
Third problem:
Chiropractic is rapidly reaching its saturation point. The  average
product has little ethical feeling. The dollar is their god. They are
cutting each others throats.
Once  upon  a  time,  as  all  stories  start,  a  man  invented  an  internal
combustion  engine.  Then  he  went  to  sleep.  Another  man  put  it  on
wheels and it became a Ford.
He  then  began  to  manufacture.  He  turned  out  one  a  month  and  he
had  a  hard  time  selling  that  one.  The  saturation  point  had  been
reached. But this nut Ford kept on making until
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he  produced  five  a  month.  Now  they  laughed  because  there  werent
five fools a month who would waste that much money. But the nut
kept  on  and  finally  reached  one  hundred  a  month.  Peculiar  as  it  may
sound, the fools kept on buying from this nut. Then Ford stepped
up to one thousand a month. NOW, surely, the saturation point had
been reached. His friends advised caution in over-production. But the
nut  stepped  on  the  gas  and  he  produced  one  million  every  four
months,  and  was  some  five  million  behind  in  orders  on  hand.  Surely
he  MUST  HAVE  reached  the  saturation  point  long  ago.  His
competitors  have  combined  to  force  one.  But  Ford  goes  on  spilling
and the public goes on supping em up.
The  multiplied  increase  in  production,  the  pushing  forward  of  the
spilling  point,  the  pushing  backward  of  the  saturation  point  have
increased the quality of the Ford car. It has made it possible for greater
equipment for better cars today than ever before.
Three elements enter into the equation at this stage of the game: first,
Ford and the job before him; second, his competitors; third, the public.
Ford  is  making  and  selling  direct  to  and  for  the  public.  The
competitors  have  been  hampering  him  at  every  turn.  If  Ford  wants  to
makeand sell, and the public want to buy and pay, who is to stop it
from  going  on?  What  right  have  competitors  to  prevent  Ford  from
serving the public, so long as the public WANTS TO BE SERVED?
Ford knew he had a product that was in universal demand, therefore,
The  Universal  Car,  and  so  long  as  that  was  true,  there  could  be  no
overproduction until EVERY FAMILY IN THE WORLD HAD ONE;
and when that demand was supplied, ANOTHER GENERATION OF
NEW  FORDS  WOULD  BE  NEEDED  TO  TAKE  CARE  OF
ANOTHER GENERATION OF NEW PEOPLE. Ford is no nut and
the buyers are not fools.
WOULD YOU AND I?
The mental reaction of the casual onlooker is frequently narrow.
Eighty-five  per  cent  of  the  visitors  who  look  over  Fords  plant  and
see  one  car  turned  out  every  eighteen  seconds,  see  more  than  8,000
being manufactured every day, see the buildings and
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grounds  congested  with  them,  see  several  freight-train-loads  hauled
out every day, begin to wonder where they are going and whether the
world  will  buy  them  all  up.  They  see  the  saturation  point  AT  THE
MANUFACTURING END and do  not  see  the  absorbing  at  the  other
end  of  the  road.  Go  out  into  the  hundreds  of  thousands  of  cities,  go
into  the  assembly  plants  distributed  everywhere,  see  the  millions  of
people demanding Fords, and then you realize the spilling point. There
is  a  marked  difference  between  what  you  see  at  the  beginning  of  the
road  at  the  Ford  plant  in  Detroit  and  the  END  OF  THE  ROAD  in
millions  of  places  AWAY  from  Detroit.  Perhaps  the  workmen
themselves,  in  the  Ford  plant,  get  the  same  strabismic  squint.  Your
saturation point is an illusion of your nearness to the factory.
A JUST COMPARISON
Once  upon  a  time,  as  all  sequels  start,  there  was  a  man  who
discovered  an  idea  of  an  internal  intellectual  force  running  man
without  outside  interference.  Then  he  went  to  sleep.  Another  man
developed  it  to  a  workable  knowledge.  He  found  that  disease  was
caused  by  an  interference  with  this  internal  flow  to  the  outside.  He
discovered  WHERE  this  interference  was.  He  developed  an  art  of
adjusting  this  subluxation.  He  began  to  teach  this  idea  and  method.
People  laughed  and  called  him  crazya  nut.  Nothing  from  the
outside to go in?
As  nobody  believed  him  or  believed  in  him,  he  took  up  all  the
saturation point to experiment on. But they got  well,  told  the  story,
and  this  created  more  of  the  spilling  point.  He  taught  one  man.  That
one  man  now  took  up  the  spill  and  again  the  saturation  point  was
reached. Finally, a class of five was taught. They went out and spilled
information  by  word  of  mouth,  handbills,  data  and  figures,  and  they
took up their own to the saturation point again.
Then a school was started. And now they did laugh. He was a nut
to think that doctors could be made by a man who had never been to
a  medical  college,  had  no  all-around  education,  had  never  taken
dissection,  etc.  But  the  master  nut  went  on  teaching  fools  how
to become doctors so they could save a sick world. About this time,
one  G.  W.  Hardie  appeared.  The  saturation  point  was  not  all  taken
up, as Dr, Hardie (which
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he  eventually  became)  got  into  the  game  and  has  helped  to  do  the
saturating for eight years.
The  school  grew  to  500  students.  Certainly  there  wasnt  enough
business  for  all  those.  Dr.  Hardie  thought  there  was.  Surely  there
wasnt  enough  sick  in  all  the  world  that  believed  in  Chiropractic  to
keep  them  from  starving.  Dr.  Hardie  went  out  and  proved  that
argument false. Didnt he build a business off the people he educated
to  the  idea  he  had,  that  he  got  here?  And  each  of  those  graduates
spilled  more  educational  matter,  therefore  they  mopped  up  what  they
spilled,  so  the  saturation  point  moved  up  another  notch  THEY
MADE.  Then  Palmer  stepped  up  the  production  until  today  (1923)
The P.S.C. is graduating 2,000 Chiropractors every  year  who  can  see
as much further now as Dr. Hardie saw ahead of his day then. Was the
saturation  point  reached  when  G.  W.  Hardie  graduated?  Is  the
saturation point reached now?
The  multiplied  increase  in  the  number  of  graduates,  the  pushing
forward  of  the  educational  matter,  the  pushing  back  thereby  of  the
saturation  point  have  increased  the  quality  of  instruction,  made  it
possible for us to employ instructors, build better classroom buildings,
give more thoro courses, etc., today than ever before.
Three  elements  enter  into  the  equation  at  this  stage  of  the  game:
First,  B.J.  and  his  big  job  before  him;  second,  his  competitorsboth
schools and practioners; third, the sick public. Chiropractic is destined
for  the  sick,  the  Chiropractor  being  the  intermediary  to  carry  the
message on. When any one messenger refuses to deliver his message,
it is time to discount his judgment and ability, secure another who can
and will deliver to the sick. What right have schools or practitioners to
prevent  B.J.  from  serving  the  sick,  so  long  as  the  sick  want  to  be
served?
We  here  at  The  P.S.C.  know  that  we  have  a  product  that  is  in
universal demand. We know  that  every  man,  woman,  and  child  has  a
backbone  and  in  each  is  a  subluxation  producing  disease,  demanding
adjustment.  Chiropractic  is  for  more  than  the  people  of  Owensboro,
Kentucky.  Dr.  Hardie  seems  to  think  that  Chiropractic  in  the  rest  of
the  world  must  be  bounded  by  what  he  thinks  of  his  little  town,  and
advises others accordingly.
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Eighty-five  per  cent  of  the  visitors  who  look  over  The  P.S.C.  and
see  several  thousand  Chiropractors  annually  in  the  making,  begin  to
wonder where they are all going and whether the world is sick enough
to want so many; whether each of them can find patronage to make a
profitable  living.  They  see  the  saturation  point  AT  THE  SCHOOL
OF  INSTRUCTION,  do  not  see  the  absorbing  which  is  located  in
hundreds  of  thousands  of  towns  at  distant  and  remote  points  from
Davenport. Go out on the highways and byways and see the hundreds
of  millions  of  sick  people  demanding  health,  then  you  realize  the
potential  possibilities  of  the  spilling  point.  One  great  regret  is  that  so
many people never get away from home. There is a marked difference
between what the casual observer sees at THE BEGINNING OF THE
PROCESS AT THE P.S.C., and the END OF THE ROAD in millions
of homes away from Davenport, Iowa. Perhaps students themselves in
The  P.S.C.  might  have  the  same  strabismic  squint.  Your  saturation
point is an illusion of your nearness to the school.
IS CHIROPRACTIC $$$ OR LIVES?
Chiropractic  is  a  service  for  a  sick  world.  It  is  for  all  people,  of  all
colors and nations. All the good Chiropractors that can be produced in
all  the  good  schools  of  America  for  the  next  twenty  years  can  be
sopped  up  on  this  continent.  And  for  the  rest  of  the  world,  it  would
take another fifty years.
A  German  backbone  is  no  different  than  an  Australian;  a  Spanish
subluxation  is  the  same  as  Chinese;  a  Russian  adjustment  is  as
valuable as an American; and an Eskimo Innate will cure as readily as
a  Patagonian.  I  know,  because  I  have  gone  thru  the  process.  Its  a
small world when you live a path between home and office in a village
for  eight  years.  Its  a  very  big  world  and  there  is  much  work  to  be
done  when  you  go  over  some  of  it.  The  world  is  not  bounded  by  the
end of the paving at Owensboro.
So  long  as  EVERY  person  has  a  backbone  and  subluxation,  and
needs  adjustment,  then  EVERY  MAN,  WOMAN,  AND  CHILD  in
the  world,  whether  red,  yellow,  black,  or  white,  NEEDS  A
CHIROPRACTOR.  The  saturation  point  cannot  be  reached  until
EVERY PERSON HAS HAD ADJUSTMENTS.
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NO  SUBLUXATION  EXISTS  IN  ANY  SPINAL  COLUMN,  AND
ALL PEOPLE ARE WELL OF EVERY CHRONIC AILMENT AND
NO ACUTE DISEASE EXISTS.
And by the time each person now alive is well, there will be another
sick generation awaiting for the next generation of Chiropractors. The
saturation point  is  as  far  away  from  being  satisfied  NOW  as  it  was
the  day  G.  W.  Hardie  graduated.  Palmer  is  no  nut  and  the  sick
people are not fools.
THE BIG POINT
The  spilling  point  is  the  BIG  issue  and  if  Chiropractors  were
one-tenth  as  anxious  to  increase  the  spilling  point  as  they  are  to
decrease the saturation point, nine times more sick people would be
getting  well  and  the  world  would  be  a  better  place  in  which  to  live,
because  of  their  having  been  a  Chiropractor.  The  trouble  with  many
Chiropractors is that they want to DECREASE  the  outgo  so  they  can
INCREASE  their  income  on  the  present  margin  of  Chiropractic
patients,  and  the  millions  of  sick  people  who  do  not  know
Chiropractic  go  on  getting  around  between  the  upper  and  lower
medical millstones.
Assuming  that  a  certain  man  raised  cottonsuppose  only  ONE
person  wore  cotton  goods.  The  saturation  point  would  be  reached.
But  so  long  as  cotton  goods  are  being  worn  by  millions,  it  will  take
thousands  to  raise  millions  of  bales  of  cotton  to  supply  the  demand.
When the READY market has been filled, the cotton raisers must then
take  up  an  educational  campaign  of  EDUCATING  MORE  PEOPLE
TO WEAR MORE COTTON GOODS.
This same situation existed in California a few years ago on oranges.
Sunkist Orange was a cooperative national advertising campaign to
get  people  TO  BUY  MORE  oranges  to  sell  surplus  stock  that  was
grown in California, which was going to waste.
Today the demand exceeds the supply. The ball rotates and soon all
the United States will be eating California oranges.
A city has to deal with the saturation point in taking care of traffic.
Once it was horses and buggies and hitching posts, out of which grew
the  open  square  in  the  center  of  the  city.  The  roads  were  mud,  and
eight  miles  per  hour  made.  Then  came  automobiles  and  mud  roads
gave way to cement.
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HOW TRANSPORTATION WAS SOLVED
Today there is a congestion of automobiles in cities. It forced men to
study  the  problem  and  devise  better  parking  arrangements,  larger
parking  spaces,  and  better  traffic  regulations.  The  saturation  point
was very markedly changed from buggies to autos, horses to gasoline,
mud  to  cement,  alongside  the  curb  to  a  forty-five  degree  parking  all
day,  to  ranking  thirty  minutes,  from  streets  to  special  parking  lots,
from as fast as your horse could go to fifteen miles in cities and thirty
miles  on  paved  country  roads.  But  transportation  has  been  materially
helped,  cost  of  getting  to  market  reduced,  and  we  call  this  evolution,
PROGRESS.
If a town had 15,000 people and only fifty were sold to Chiropractic,
and one  Chiropractor  was  adjusting  those  fifty,  the  saturation  point
would  be  reached.  If  another  comes  into  that  town  and  he  does  no
more  to  build  up  trade  than  the  original  sponger  on  that  town,  and
draws  his  business  in  the  same  manner  as  the  first  man,  viz.,  from
those  who  come  to  him  in  spite  of  his  doing  nothing,  then  the
saturation  point  has  been  doubled.  The  fifty  people  are  not  enough
for one man, let alone two. But if the second man begins educating the
people  as  to  who  he  is,  what  he  is,  what  he  has,  and  where  he  is
prepared  to  deliver  service,  he  will  educate  another  fifty,  and  still
another  fifty,  and  will  MANUFACTURE  BUSINESS  out  of  the
balance of the 14,950, ALL OF WHOM NEED ADJUSTMENT FOR
SUBLUXATIONS.
The  first  man  cried,  Chiropractic  is  rapidly  reaching  the  saturation
point because he was eking out an existence on HIS fifty. There were
still  14,950  in  his  town  that  had  never  taken  ONE  adjustment,  much
less  the  necessity  of  a  prolonged  HEALTH  SERVICE  that  he  was
prepared to sell when he had sold himself to them.
The saturation point is not solved merely because a few people sit
and  sit  and  sit  and  bemoan  the  fact  that  few  people  come  into  their
offices.  Men  get  just  what  they  give.  Less  coal,  less  heat.  More
publicity, more business.
The  solution  of  the  saturation  point  is  more  education  to  more
people. This creates an understanding of Chiropractic in more people,
which  creates  a  demand  for  more  adjustments,  which  demands  more
Chiropractors, and like a snowball accumu-
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lates upon itself. Meanwhile, more of the world is served, better health
is established, more efficient people are coming into their own.
If I were like many others and believed Chiropractic was for me and
mine  and  I  took  that  narrow  selfish  view,  then  I  could  have  kept
Chiropractic  a  family  secret.  I  could  have  been  the  only  one  who
would have been "blessed with the power to give adjustments. But  I
could  not  adjust  every  subluxation  in  the  world.  There  were
595,000,000  subluxations  in  this  country,  let  alone  the  billions  in  the
rest of the world. Meanwhile, I let down the bars and others floated in
on  my  generous  tide.  Now  THEY  are  in,  they  desire  to  exercise  the
alibi that I refused to use. Man is known by the motive he displays. If
he  portrays  me  and  mine  then  you  know  his  greed  of  gain  and
limitations of mind. If he portrays the good of a world then you know
his liberality for others and his horizon is pushed away back.
SOME FIGURES TO CONSIDER
In  the  United  States  there  are  approximately  20,000  who  call
themselves  Chiropractors.  10,000  of  them  are  dead  from  the  gullet
north because they thought they could go to any school, get filled with
anything, spew it on people, and rake in barrels of money. When they
found  they  couldnt,  they  tried  to  limit  competition  with  saturation
point alibies.
10,000  of  this  motley  crowd  are  mixers.  They  are  not  sold  to  a
principle.  They  call  themselves  chiropractors  because  the  other
10,000 have sold that  name  and  service  to  the  public.  Mixers  think  it
good  to  tack  on  to,  to  pick  up  business  with.  This  10,000  cry
saturation  point  because  they  give  nothing  to  sustain  the  life  of
CHIROPRACTIC.  They  belong  to  no  association,  they  put  nothing
into the pot, they keep taking from. They sour on every movement and
man  that  asks  them  to  contribute  to  any  movement  which  keeps
CHIROPRACTIC alive. They sour on the men who inject MORE life
into  the  alive  10,000  and  who  have  to  carry  the  overload  of  the  dead
10,000.
10,000 of this crowd are alive, wide awake, up-and-doing. They are
the straights. You will find them out of their shells in which they were
born. They are the big, broad, generous and liberal
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fellows.  They  attend  state  and  national  conventions,  P.S.C.  Lyceums,
and  other  progressive  CHIROPRACTIC  movements.  They  go  away
from their villages frequently. They come out of their grouches. They
realize  that  there  is  something  besides  village  walls.  They  visit,
investigate. They read periodicals. They bump elbows with big, brainy
fellows. Their language is that of the optimist, the booster who passes
on  compliments.  He  is  searching  for  more  Chiropractic,  better
Chiropractors. He is easily picked out of the crowd.
The  United  States  has  120,000,000  people.  We  have  10,000  live
Chiropractors  taking  care  of  that  minor  portion  who  believe  in
Chiropractic.  There  are  120,000  physicians  taking  care  of  the  major
portion  who  believe  in  something  from  the  outside.  Out  of
120,000,000,  not  more  than  1,000,000  have  taken  adjustments;
possibly  10,000,000  have  heard  the  word  Chiropractic.  110,000,000
havent heard the word; 119,000,000 have not taken adjustments; and
it is said that Chiropractic has reached the saturation point.
As  fast  as  we  educate  more  people  away  from  their  beliefs  in
medicine, we increase their beliefs in Chiropractic; as fast as  we  take
them  away  from  doing  something  from  the  outside,  we  add  them  to
our list of letting the inside come out. This is a process of education. It
is not a question of standing still at one spot merely because these who
NOW know are being taken care of. If 120,000 physicians can make a
living,  10,000  Chiropractors  are  not  sufficient  to  patch  up  their  past
and present blunders and take care of the millions of blind, lame, and
halt  who  crowd  our  daily  path.  We  have  the  dregs  of  centuries  to
rebuild.  Millions  now  hobble  that  should  walk.  Everywhere  the  sick
crowd the path of the well. There are millions of sick to one lone, idle,
lazy  Chiropractorand  then  we  talk  about  the  saturation  point
having been reached.
There  is  a  ready  demand  for  50,000  Chiropractors  in  the  United
States  alone,  today.  Kentucky  is  demanding  more.  Georgia  needs
more. I have just come thru a tour of investigation to satisfy myself. I
had heard about this saturation point so I went out to see. The great
mass of sick people will not stand by and see their numbers dying on
all  sides  because  some  mentally  limited  Chiropractor  wants  to  draw
curtains on the endeavor of others.
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GOOSE AND GANDER
Fourth problem:
You will think by now that I am trying to discourage you; that I do
not  think  anyone  should  come  into  the  profession.  You  are  wrong.
You asked me for my opinion. Do you want me to kid you? Shall I tell
you  a  lie  or  show  you  the  real  article?  Now  if  you  are  a  fellow  who
likes people, who likes to deal intimately with them, who likes to be of
some  assistance  to  his  fellow  men,  and  can  sympathize  with  them  in
their  hour  of  trouble  and  is  more  interested  in  human  welfare  than  in
dollars, Chiropractic is the profession for you. There is an opportunity
and  a  vast  one  for  one  to  work.  There  is  always  a  place,  many
outstretched arms for that kind of a fellow. Your age matters little. In
fact,  a  few  years  just  gives  a  man  a  better  mind  and  a  little  cooler
judgment. It is your view of life that counts.
Does he add the one great essential itemIts your view of life that
counts? Come in, join with us, there are many millions needing what
I have and you are going to get, and help us educate more people and
youll have all the business you educate the people to demand.
How do you account for this inconsistency?
If  you  are  a  fellow  who  likes  people,  who  likes  to  deal  intimately
with them, who likes to be of some assistance to his  fellow  man,  and
can  sympathize  with  them  in  their  hour  of  trouble,  and  is  more
interested  in  human  welfare  than  in  dollars,  Chiropractic  is  the
profession  for  you.  THERE  IS  AN  OPPORTUNITY  AND  A  VAST
ONE  FOR  YOU.  There  is  ALWAYS  A  PLACE,  MANY
OUTSTRETCHED ARMS FOR THAT KIND OF A FELLOW.
Let us analyze. If you want to get sick people well, FOR NOTHING,
there  is  a  VAST  field  for  you  to  work  in,  MANY  outstretched
arms, etc. If you want to get those same sick people well, FOR PAY,
then Chiropractic is rapidly reaching its saturation point. If the sick
are  there  and  they  want  adjustments,  what  is  it  that  makes  them  fade
out of the picture when the dollar enters?
I  am  sorry  Dr.  Hardie  hasnt  that  viewpoint.  Dr.  Hardie  is  a  buyer
and purveyor of P.S.C. advertising matter. He has been
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a  constant  and  permanent  buyer.  He  knows  that  it  pays  to  spread  the
gospel.  Perhaps  that  accounts  for  why  he  directs  you  to  another
school. Perhaps he is more afraid of competition from a school whose
qualities he knows. How much better it would be if Dr. Hardie joined
with  other  parties  and  they  bought  and  distributed  their  educational
matter  jointly.  Dr.  Hardie  more  than  appreciates  that  there  is  enough
business  in  his  town  of  15,000  population  to  take  care  of  more  than
two Chiropractors. In cooperation he will build a larger business than
he  has  ever  had.  Dr.  Hardie  surely  will  not  contend  that  EVERY
BACKBONE  in  Owensboro  has  been  adjusted  at  his  hands  or  that
every  backbone  that  will  be,  has  been.  Would  he  let  the  rest  go  on
being  sick  and  die  because  he  wants  to  take  his  own  time  till  they
come to him?
The above quoted statement weakens the entire purport of what  Dr.
Hardie  has  said  as  to  Chiropractic  having  reached  the  saturation
point. He says there are TOO MANY Chiropractors and then admits
that  there  is  plenty  of  opportunity  IF  a  person  really  wants  to  get  the
sick  well.  He  implies  that  many  Chiropractors  are  in  the  profession
primarily  for  dollars.  This  is  true,  and  it  is  deplorable,  but  it  is  no
argument  in  support  of  his  contention  that  the  saturation  point  has
been  reached.  The  one  statement  quoted  nullifies  all  that  he  has
written  on  the  question  of  saturation  because  of  an  alleged
oversupply of Chiropractors.
ESSENTIALS OR GOAT-FEATHERS?
Fifth problem:
Dr.  Hardie  asserts  The  give  their  students  a  better  all  around
education than any other college in the country.
Dr.  Hardie  is  right  in  this  assertion.  There  are  many  Chiropractic
schools,  colleges,  and  universities  that  teach  many  subjects  to  many
people, who  dont  know  what  they  need,  the  things  they  want.  These
schools  appeal  to  people  BEFORE  they  study  Chiropractic.  The
P.S.C.  appeals  to  those  same  people  afterwards.  The  P.S.C.  has  had
hundreds  of  post-graduates  in  its  classes  from  schools,  and  hundreds
of graduates of other schools send students here.
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The  P.S.C.  does  not  teach  an  all  around  education  of  subjects
foreign  to  Chiropractic.  It  is  BUILDING  CHIROPRACTORS  as
Henry Ford builds Fords.
SIZE IS A SPILLER AND SUSTAINER
Sixth problem:
Dr.  Hardie  tells  us  that  The  P.S.C.  is  so  large  that  its  students  get
very little. But Dr. Hardie GOT it. That has been the hue and cry ever
since the very beginning.
The field divides itself into those who take the larger viewpoint and
those  who  cant.  The  man  who  cries  saturation  point  congestion  of
the field, size of school, B.J.s long hair, largest  hospitals,  dissection,
and other things The P.S.C. never heard of; amongst the rest of which
might  be  mentioned  a  premium  which  many  schools  offer  which
varies between $25 and 10 per cent of the tuition paid.
Cast  your  eye  down  the  line  on  Woolworth,  Ford,  Standard  Oil,
Swift and other SO LARGE institutions. They MUST deliver or go
to  the  wall.  The  same  is  true  here.  What  MADE  US  GET  TO
PRESENT  SIZE?  Superior  ability  and  delivery.  What  makes  other
schools smaller? The opposite. Leonard Knowles is one of those get
very  little  fellows  and  so  are  the  others  from  whom  you  have  heard
favorably. Dr. Hardie has made good for eight years.
DOES ALL EDUCATION WORK?
Dr. Hardie was here eight years ago when we taught a great deal less
than  we  do  now.  By  comparison,  just  as  we  were  young  then  so  has
our ability to discover and develop more made us able to impart more
of that Chiropractic education greater today.
Dr.  Hardie  asserts  that  he  knows  of  students  coming  from  it  that
have  never  adjusted  a  patient.  Hes  right!  I  know  of  some  who
graduated  from  it  years  ago  who  have  never  had  a  patient  yet.  They
had  the  idea  that  you  could  enter  the  field,  stick  up  a  dirty  sign,  put
your feet upon the desk, and that people would bust down their doors
to shove money in their jeans because they were a pioneer curiosity.
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Hes  right!  I  know  of  students  who  came,  paid  tuition,  and  didnt
stay  longbecause  they  wouldnt  work!  We  have  no  time  for
barnacles!  I  know  of  students  who  have  gone  thru  this  school  who
have  never  adjusted  a  patientand  come  out  without  a  diploma.
During  clinic  you  would  find  them  hanging  about  in  the  rear  of  the
room, lally-gagging or out in the halls or on the street smoking fags.
Hes right! But the way he put it tells only one-half the story and lets
you  infer  the  wrong  things  by  imagining  what  he  means.  No  man  or
woman has ever gone out of here without knowing more than he came
to get, paid for, and is entitled to; and he was able to deliver excellent
adjustments  IF  HE  APPLIED  HIMSELF  TO  THE  WORK  AND
TRIED.
This goes to the root of what constitutes an education and how  it  is
gotten!  Some  people  think  that  all  they  have  to  do  is  set  themselves
down  in  an  assigned  chair,  always  be  present  when  time  is  checked,
crib on exams, and it is up to the school to deliver brains, ability, and
business.  They,  like  birds,  sit  on  the  roost  and  expect  mama  birds  to
dig up worms and force them down their throats. This is an institution
of  people  who  think  big  and  get  out  after  things.  They  must  bring
themselves  here,  apply  their  minds,  think  and  reason,  put  themselves
into what they are doing, and go after business, for it will never come
to  them.  We  want  men,  not  loafers;  women,  not  dolls;  workers,  not
pikers;  thinkers,  not  those  who  want  others  to  do  it  for  them  merely
because they pay others to help them.
SHADOW OR SUBSTANCE
Seventh problem:
Dr.  Hardie  states  that  other  schools  have  access  to  the  largest
hospitals of Chicago.
What  value  are  operations  for  appendicitis,  seeing  tonsils  cut  out,
etc.,  when  he  needs  to  know  how  to  deliver  ADJUSTMENTS  to  get
the sick well. I have yet to see my first operation. Am I any the less a
Chiropractor?
A  man  gets  just  what  he  goes  after  and  WHAT  HE  GETS  depends
upon WHERE HE GOES. If, graduating in Chiropractic, you want to
witness operations at these largest hospitals you
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can also do as hundreds do every yearget a visitors card and visit to
your hearts content. You dont have to enroll in any school to get that
privilege  Any  layman  can  get  it  any  time.  This  is  not  a  special
privilege  granted  a  student  because  he  has  enrolled  with  any  one
certain school in Chicago. Dr. Hardie mentions one certain institution.
ANYBODY can have access AT ANY TIME.
Eighth problem:
Dr.  Hardie  seems  to  think  that  it  is  an  all  around  education  small
school, dissection, largest hospitals and operations and many things
The P.S.C. never heard of that YOU want.
Note the inconsistency. He belittles The P.S.C. because, as a 100 per
cent  CHIROPRACTIC  institution,  it  is  so  large,  and  highly
commends  the  LARGEST  HOSPITALS  which  are  anti-
Chiropractic.  If  The  P.S.C.  is  so  large  their  students  get  very  little,
why  wouldnt  access  to  those  largest  hospitals  produce  the  same
effect? And, by  inverse  ratio,  if  there  is  value  to  be  gleaned  from  the
LARGEST  hospitals,  there  would  be  value  from  the  LARGEST
CHIROPRACTIC SCHOOL.
It  is  CHIROPRACTIC  that  gets  the  sick  well.  If  that  all  around
(medical) education did get the sick well, there would be no need for
Dr. Hardie and Chiropractic. It is because of the all around (medical)
education,  largest  hospitals  and  many  other  things  The  P.S.C.
never heard of that Chiropractic was born.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
Ninth problem:
In  your  letter  you  state  that  you  think  there  must  be  some  under
current that has not come to the surface.
Up  to  a  year  ago  the  Chiropractic  movement  was  on  the  toboggan,
sliding  fast  down  a  greased  plank.  Chiropractic  was  right  but  the
public  mind  was  losing  confidence  in  it.  That  was  because  of  the
10,000  hangerson  who  were  putting  10,000  straights  in  bad.
Knowing  this,  I  had  one  of  two  courses  open:  let  Chiropractic  go  or
fight  with  the  10,000  straights  for  a  public  comeback.  We  fought  to
save Chiropractic.
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Chiropractors  divided  themselves  into  two  camps.  This  meant  a
direct immediate split of one 10,000 against the other 10,000. I led the
straights.  In  cleaning  house,  I  engendered  ill  feeling  of  many  who
misunderstood my methods, misjudged the conditions upon which the
campaign  was  based,  or  misconstrued  my  motives,  all  of  which  also
came  from  some  friends  who  heartily  agreed  later  when  they  knew.
With others I have not had their ear; they wont listen or reason, hence
it will take years for them to wear themselves out and gradually let the
right  fit  in.  10,000  think  I  was  right  and  10,000  think  I  was  wrong.
Only  time  can  tell,  but  this  much  I  do  know:  Chiropractic  has  been
saved in its purity for posterity. That was what was at stake and that is
what was saved.
As  a  direct  result  of  this  condition  the  field  has  been  split  into  the
straights  and  the  mixers.  This  class  discrimination  the  mixers
resent.  Naturally,  in  thus  classifying  Chiropractic  and  Chiropractors,
some  think  I  did  a  grave  injustice  in  questioning  their  right  to  do
anything they please so long as it pleased them. They maintained that
giving anything was an American democracy right which no man can
abridge. In this they are right. But here was a philosophy, science, and
art of internal service value on the brink of oblivion. The question we
settled  was  between  the  rights  of  a  group  of  sincere  mixers  and  the
right  of  humanity  for  posterity.  I  took  the  larger  view,  believing  that
CHIROPRACTIC  was  greater  than  the  rights  of  a  man  or  any  group
of  men  to  make  a  living  today  and  scuttle  the  ship  for  future
generations.
THE FIELD HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW
Tenth problem:
Dr. Hardie did not give you the name of that school that stated The
statistics  compiled  by  one  of  the  largest  schools  in  existence  shows
that  70%  of  the  graduates  of  their  institution  failed  to  establish
practices that kept them in the profession. WHOM did he mean? Will
you please inquire and let me know?
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MEDICINE HAS LOST THAT WAY
Eleventh problem:
A parallel of higher preliminary education can be found in medicine.
Medicine was one of the arts that man cannot know too much about so
they gradually climbed the scale of requirements. It began (sixty years
ago)  with  a  man  studying  in  another  doctors  office,  issuing  him  a
letter, registering him, and he began to practice. It has stepped up until
he  is  required  to  have  grade  school  (nine  years),  high  school  (four
years), two years of pre-academic work, six years of  medical  college,
and  one  year  interneship  in  a  hospital  (22  years  in  all),  all  of  which
must be standard A schools passed upon and endorsed by the Amer-
ican Medical Association. Hence medical colleges have died  like  rats
at their hands.
For five years physicians have been dying faster than they have been
produced, hence the holler that they are NOW graduating specialists
who invest so much in their education that they go into the cities and
advise  unnecessary  operations  to  earn  it  back;  that  a  specialist
cannot afford to go to small towns, as the income is not commensurate
to  the  investment.  Small  towns  are  crying  for  physicians;  and  in  the
absence  of  physicians  THEY  ARE  WRITING  TO  THE  P.S.C.  TO
SUPPLY THEM CHIROPRACTORS.
The  P.S.C.  is  not  concerned  in  that  all  around  education  idea.  It
matters  not  whether  he  knows  Latin,  Greek,  algebra,  mathematics,
astronomy,  logarithms,  etc.,  but  we  are  vitally  concerned  in  whether
he  can  go  to  a  sick  person,  find  the  right  subluxation,  adjust  it
correctly,  AND  GET  THAT  PERSON  WELL.  This  is  based  upon
what he learns in a CHIROPRACTIC school, not what he learns about
foreign subjects before he comes to one. An all around education is
based  upon  higher  preliminary  theoretical  training.  The  P.S.C.
education  is  based  on  practical  application  of  the  principle  of
Chiropractic to the sick.
The  American  Medical  Association  is  now  discussing  the  necessity
for reducing educational requirements. It is being seriously considered
now  to  make  medicine  a  three-year  subject,  with  no  two-year
pre-academic work and no one-year interneship,
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to  graduate  the  practitioner  who  will  become  the  family  physician;
and still maintain the twenty-two-year qualifications for specialists.
THEY are worried. They see their number decreasing. They see the
public  demanding  doctors.  They  see  The  P.S.C.  supplying  the
demand. They should be worried. The more they increase educational
requirements,  the  more  they  decrease  their  numerical  strength.  The
more  we  stand  solid  on  our  three-year  practical  course,  the  more  we
fill their loss. And, should we pile up, year after year, we, too, would
suffer with the same thinning-out of OUR ranks.
Sick  man  enters.  Why  does  he  go  to  a  doctor?  Does  he  make
inquiries  as  to  whether  he  knows  Latin,  Greek?  Or  does  he  come  to
him to GET WELL? Even tho ignorant (so far as  book  worming  is
concerned),  if  he  GETS  HIM  WELL,  he  has  fame  and  fortune  at  his
command.  And  even  tho  he  knows  the  library  universe,  if  he  fails,
then he is an ordinary staller of alibies.
Dr.  Hardie  will  admit  that  physicians  possess  that  all  around
education  and  have  failed;  yet  Dr.  Hardie  is  convinced  that
CHIROPRACTORS  without  that  all  around  education  are
accomplishing results that they cant get.
INSIDE OUT, OR OUTSIDE IN?
The  P.S.C.  as  a  Chiropractic  institution  of  teaching,  or  the
Chiropractor as a practitioner of Chiropractic, are not interested in the
quality  of  urine,  sputum,  blood,  or  faeces,  or  in  whether  it  contains
germs  of  one  kind  or  another;  how  many,  or  what  character  emits
FROM the body.
The  P.S.C.  is  in  business  to  produce  CHIROPRACTORS  who  can
serve  humanity  to  get  them  well.  If  he  can  do  this  IN  SPITE  of
knowing  an  all  around  education,  all  is  well.  If  he  can  do  this
without that all around education then all is also well. We are vitally
concerned in knowing what practical value comes OUT of the funnel,
not how much theory you pour into it.
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We are not concerned in the quality of urine, sputum, blood. But we
ARE  concerned  in  knowing  where  the  subluxation  is  that  is  making
any or all abnormal, and how to correct that cause to get case well. We
are not concerned in what the man puts INTO his mouth, but how his
body  takes  care  of  it  once  it  is  in.  Any  man  who  does  examine  the
excrescences,  looks  down  a  mans  throat,  into  his  eyes,  up  his  nose,
and  pokes  into  his  ears,  could  be  said  to  have  an  all  around
education;  and  once  he  gets  it  is  less  able  to  concentrate  upon  the
right subluxation and the proper way to adjust it.
And  now  comes  the  last  of  the  great  problems  our  profession  has
become divided uponthe legislative one. It is a trait in men to holler
tyranny  as  long  as  somebody  else  is  squeezing  them;  but  let  THEM
get  in  and  they  are  the  loudest  to  holler  close  the  state.  History  is
replete with examples.
The  U.C.A.  believes  that  HUMANITY  HAS  RIGHTS  and  that
POSTERITY  HAS  MORE  RIGHTS  THAN  THE  PRESENT
GENERATION.
ALL OVER AGAIN
Its the question of the class against the mass. No question is EVER
settled  until  the  mass  speak.  The  class  steals  the  rights  of  the  mass.
The  mass  revolts  and  then  we  have  an  overthrow  of  former
government. Its occurring now in many places. It will occur with us if
we  step  too  far.  If  we  are  reasonable  the  people  will  merely  frown
upon  our  efforts.  In  many  states  the  people  have  revolted  against
medical  interests  that  have  stolen  their  rights.  We  Chiropractors  have
helped  them.  Now  we  desire  to  also  steal  the  same  rights.  History
teaches some of our people nothing.
The  U.C.A.  has  been  fighting  to  keep  states  OPEN  that  more  may
come now, that more people may be served now, and that more people
in  the  next  generation  may  be  served  then.  This  has  divided  the  field
into those who think that their present  rights  are  all  to  be  considered.
They  are  selfish  and  mercenary.  The  balance  think  the  future  has
rights which must be preserved.
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Thruout  these  activities,  we  here  at  The  P.S.C.  and  in  The  U.C.A.
have  been  leaders.  It  has  placed  us  in  the  forefront  of  pushing  each
solution  that  is  judged  to  be  right  by  the  10,000  who  form  these
conclusions.  I  do  not  know  where  Dr.  Hardie  stands  on  any  or  all  of
them. But I can see sufficient material in all of them to give Dr. Hardie
plenty  of  reasons  for  taking  an  opposite  opinion  which  would  differ
with  our  leadership.  I  cannot  take  out  of  his  mind  all  the  opposing
thots that might be there
YOU MUST SETTLE IT FOR YOU
So, after all, it is a question that you have to settle as to whether the
opinion  of  a  man  who  wants  to  keep  you  out  is  more  worthy  of
attention  than  the  opinions  of  those  who  want  to  welcome  you  into
their  profession,  believing  as  they  do  that  there  is  plenty  of  business
for all if you will get in and HELP TO PRODUCE IT.
I  am  sorry  to  take  up  so  much  of  your  time,  but  there  are  so  many
angles and so much to be said  that  I  have  but  hit  at  some  of  the  high
spots on some of them.
Let me hear from you after you have taken this letter to Dr. Knowles
and  gone  over  it  with  him.  He  will  tell  you  that  these  ARE  the
problems our profession is being confronted with.
I am
Very truly yours,
B. J. Palmer, D.C., Ph.C.
(Fountain Head News, September 8, 1923, TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 47
The Story Of
BIRTH OF THE NEUROCALOMETER
At 1923 LyceumTWENTY-EIGHT YEARS AGOwe officially
introduced  the  Neurocalometer  to  our  profession.  Preceding  this,  we
here had tested it, tried it, found what it could and would do. We had
taken it out on the road, had sold a few under varying circumstances,
so its advent at this particular time was its baptism altho it had been in
gestation some time before.
At  that  Lyceum,  we  made  many  statements  for  and  in  its  behalf.
Many  thot  some  of  those  premises  were  wild,  rash,  and  impossible.
Were  they?  We  said  it  would  do  certain  things.  Did  it?  We  said  it
would  have  a  certain  and  definite  effect  in  evolutionizing  our
Chiropractic  approach.  Has  it?  We  said  it  was  the  turning  point  for
taking the guess out of our work. Was it? We said it was the beginning
of  the  change  from  a  human  dogmatismwould  change  us  from
dogmatists  advocating  a  dogma  to  being  human  scientists;  would
convert  us  to  scientific  thinking,  advocating  a  science.  Did  it?  Were
we  prophetic  then;  were  we  guessing  then;  were  we  stabbing  in  the
dark;  were  we  dogmatically  expressing  wishful  thinking  or  did  we
know  what  we  had,  what  it  would  do;  and  has  it  done  those  things
since?
These  and  many  more  questions  we  could  ask  after  twenty-eight
years and the present-day effect it has had upon us and our profession.
Approximately  5,000  neurocalometers  are  now  in  use  in  our  and
foreign countries.
In  those  daystwenty-eight  years  agoeverything  under  the  sun
was  hurled  at  us.  We  were  money  mad.  We  wanted  to  dominate  and
control the profession. We wanted to think, act our way, and they had
to follow. Our every motive was questioned. Our sincerity and honesty
were challenged.
What has time proved? The best way for all to make a comparison is
to go back into the files of our FOUNTAIN HEAD NEWS, see what
we said then, then let you form your answers as of now.
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Fountain Head News of July 26, 1924, said:
INFRINGEMENTS
A General Lay of the Ground
No  sooner  was  the  formal  announcement  made  of  the  Neuro-
calometer than the Chiropractic profession saw its supreme value, and
everybody  IMMEDIATELY  demanded  one.  They  wanted  it  pronto,
immediately,  if  not  sooner.  They  became  panic-stricken,  almost
conscience-stricken. Several, that we know, closed their offices rather
than go on as before.
This immediate demand for Neurocalometers created a necessity for
the  getting  together  of  money  with  which  to  get  one.  As  soon  as
money  was  being  gathered  for  THIS  purpose,  it  was  lost  for  ALL
OTHER  objects.  The  bottom  fell  out  of  the  adjusting  table  business,
X-Ray  business,  etc.  Hundreds  of  orders  or  contracts  on  hand  took  a
slump that has failed to recover to this date, although it will.
The  PSC  has  sold  few  tables  sinceeverybody  is  saving  for
Neurocalometers. We have been told that scores of contracts on hand
had  been  cancelled  in  spinograph  outfits,  etc.  No  matter  how
unjustified such hasty conclusions were, that is what happened.
Hence, many who manufactured tables or sold spinograph outfits to
Chiropractors,  jumped  post-haste  into  the  Neurocalometer
infringement  business  of  meeting  that  which  WAS  in  demand.
Therefore,  this  article  will  deal  with  these  infringements,  to  date.  We
will  not  guarantee  to  go  beyond  that,  for  each  new  day  brings  new
babiesboth dead and alive.
FirstA  man  suddenly  burst  forth  with  wild  and  outlandish
statements. One of the biggest businesses in America was making his.
They  promised  him  they  would  back  him  to  the  limit,  prosecute  suits
against  anybody  who  interfered  with  his  rights.  He  began  selling
instruments and had some 700 sold before he had a demonstrator. He
sold territorial rights, left and right. It wasnt long until he got a single
demonstrator. PSC students flocked by the hundreds to see  it  work
but, he never worked it. He was so busy selling New York rights that
he couldnt demonstrate a
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COMPLETE reading from atlas to coccyx on anybody. And, we were
told that his instrument was made by the largest firm in America, and
they  had  his  order  for  several  hundred,  with  immediate  delivery
backing him.
What  ARE  the  FACTS?  His  instrument  did  come  from  the  largest
firm. They did make a model before they knew of the patent situation.
As  soon  as  they  informed  themselves,  they  immediately  dropped  him
and all other infringers. Did his instrument work? He couldnt make a
thorough reading with  any  degree  of  satisfaction.  His  needle  went  up
on one side and stuck there. Did he ever sell a single instrument? We
have our serious doubtswe can get a record of none.
What  is  the  situation  of  Infringement  No.  1  today?  He  has  an
instrument  that  will  not  work.  The  factory  that  made  this  one  did  so
under a misstatement of facts. They will not make any more for him or
anybody  else.  No  other  factory  will  take  his  promised  big  business.
His  territory  remains  unsold.  Everything  is  quiet  in  his  camp.  He
sleeps the weary nightmare that hangs over the morning after the night
before. It died a-borning.
SecondAnnouncements  came  forth  of  another  instrument,  name
similar  to  Neurocalometer.  It  came  from  what  we  had  always
supposed  were  friends.  For,  friends,  we  had  their  complete  and
exclusive  equipment  in  our  institution.  Although  under  no  financial
obligations  to  do  so,  we  boosted  that  line.  Thousands  of  sales  were
made.  Hundreds  of  thousands  of  dollars  kept  this  party  alive  and  fed
one factory which practically did nothing but Chiropractic business.
No sooner the announcement of the Neurocalometer than the sudden
turning  of  friend  to  foe.  This  was  quickly  followed  by  an
announcement  of  an  infringement.  No  reports  reach  us  of  any
demonstrations,  although  frequent  promises  are  made  of  a  future
dating.
This  good  fellow,  working  under  a  misapprehension  of  the  facts
(although excuse of law forgives none) is selling territory to the East,
West,  North  and  South  of  us.  There  are  tacks  right  ahead  which  are
going  to  flatten  some  tires,  which  means  keeping  a  very  steady  hand
on the steering wheel and driving slowly, or many riders are going to
land in a ditch upside down.
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It  is  interesting  to  note  that  the  X-Ray  equipment  which  we  had  in
our  institution,  which  was  on  consignment,  was  suddenly  jerked  out
within  a  24-hours  notice,  hardly  giving  us  time  to  get  a  duplicate
installation.
Infringement  No.  2  came  from  a  source  that  had  been  given  a  fat
living for many years.
ThirdThe third infringement bursted out down East. It came with a
shout  and  a  holler.  It  was  heard  for  many  miles  around.  It  created
some  eruptionnot  the  machinebut  the  excitement  from  whom  it
came.
Their instrument is out. It has been demonstrated, although I use that
word  demonstration  with  a  certain  modest  shame.  I  have  been
correctly informed that they make just a short demonstration to prove
that  it  works  and  then  give  the  on-lookers  a  long  rigmarole  about
hokum,  apple-sauce  and  hot-damn,  which  creates  many  a  mirthful
smirk  even  if  it  does  NOT  prove  the  value  of  an  instrument  (or  sell
any), to which you are asked to trust human lives.
That  instrument,  like  all  others  so  far  tested,  starts  out  perfectly.  It
makes  a  perfect  reading  for  about  the  first  seven  vertebrae,  then  it
begins  to  get  foggy,  thick-headed,  slow  in  its  action.  When  the
demonstrator  sees  this  condition  appearing  he  quickly  closes  the
demonstration  and  side-tracks  attention  by  more  bush-wha  against
the Neurocalometer and BJP. They have an ordinary thermocouple hot
and  cold  junction,  and  they  cant  overcome  the  inaccurate  readings
when the cold side gets hot. They work perfectly up until it gets hot. It
gets hot about the seventh cervical.
So,  unless  they  can  do  better  work  than  this,  this  infringement  will
die  for  the  want  of  perfect  demonstrations.  However,  the  ordinary
person  wouldnt  think  of  this  inaccuracy  of  work.  They  would  just
think  it  is  easier  to  make  quick  tests  in  the  neck,  without  removing
clothing,  and  it  proves  itself,  so  what  more  do  I  need?  After  he  had
the  machine  and  was  compelled  to  compare  its  incapabilities  with
what  THE  NEUROCALOMETER  will  do,  he  would  see  the
difference.
It  is  interesting,  in  the  passing,  to  note  that  Infringement  No.  2  is
working under the suggestions of their patent attorney who
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wrote  US  a  letter,  which  they  are  frequently  showing  to  THEIR
prospective customers.
Did  we  get  such  a  letter  from  their  attorney?  Yes.  And,  thats  the
serious  issue,  because  we  want  to  tell  you  about  what  the  letter
contained.
(a)  My  clienthas  appealed  to  me  to  make  a  search  in  the
Patent Office for ANY patents which MIGHT BE infringed by the use
of his device. I have made such a search AND DO NOT FIND ANY
PATENTS IN POINT (emphasis ours).
(b) Throughout his entire letter he completely ignores any reference
to  telling  his  client,  or  their  prospective  customers,  what  will  happen
when  our  PATENTS-APPLIED-FOR  are  allowed,  and  what  he  was
doing WAS an infringement upon same.
In other words, this lawyer cleverly puts everything in the past tense,
what HAS happened; but he slyly evades ANY reference to what will
happen from the realities of the present situation.
However,  the  one  VALUABLE  POINT  BROUGHT  FORTH  IS
THAT LAWYER AGAIN CONFIRMS OUR POSITIONthat there
has never been a single patent issued by the U.S. Patent Office bearing
on  the  Neurocalometer  or  its  process.  It  is  this  and  these  which  we
have fully covered in our claims now before the Patent Office.
It is regrettable that Infringement No. 3 has allowed their attorney to
lead  them  into  pastures  green  without  having  him  also  prove  to  them
the immediate prospects squarely ahead.
FourthNow  come  rumors  of  an  infringement  which  suddenly
bursts  out  of  the  blue  sky  in  Chicago.  A  date  is  set,  appointments
made for Sunday. The man appears with his instrument. He must be a
wonderful  man,  because  he  started  out  by  reciting  that  his  offices
contained  thousands  of  dollars  worth  of  the  latest  scientific
instruments and machinery, so that he could give his patients the latest
and  best  that  science  offered,  this  instrument  which  he  was  about  to
demonstrate  being  his  latest  and  had  cost  him  over  $1,500.00  in
experimentation.
It  is  best  described  by  imagining  two  fairly  heavy  hair  pins  driven
through a cork about one-fourth of an inch apart. He was compelled to
press VERY hard to get any sort of a reading at all. This became very
painful to the patient.
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Meanwhile,  before  he  had  demonstrated,  as  is  common  with
practically  all  other  infringements,  our  warning  about  protection  had
gone out and the Chiropractors (no matter how much they did not like
what we were doing) were perfectly willing to profit from our advice,
so they asked that chap what protection he would offer.  It  is  reported
that he  flew  off  into  a  rage  and  was  not  selling  guarantees,  methods
or  technique,  or  legal  protectionbut  just  the  instrument  as  it  sat  on
the bench.
However,  this  flying  off  into  rages  when  protection  is  demanded,
seems to be a favorite inside sport with infringers. Infringement No. 1
used  to  get  so  wild  when  that  subject  was  opened  that  he  has  been
known  to  be  quite  rough  with  some  of  his  prospective  customers.
Infringement  No.  2  has  been  heard  to  say  many  hours  of  very
uncomplimentary  things  regarding  his  former  friends,  particularly
whenever  this  question  of  protection  came  up.  It  appears  to  be  a
ticklish  subject  that  they  prefer  to  stay  off  of;  but  if  you  insist  upon
sticking to it and they refuse to protect you, you can see that they have
very few avenues of escape; that first it embarrasses them, second they
will  not  deliver  such,  and  third,  they  are  therefore  driven  into  the
corner of desperation and get mad and swear and tell things that would
hardly be construed to be strictly within the lines of propriety.
Infringement  No.  3  studiously  REFUSES  to  give  ANY  kind  of
protection  to  the  buyer,  but  they  do  cleverly  fall  back  on  their
lawyers letter.
(If  we  might  be  pardoned,  at  this  interjection,  for  again  referring  to
the matter, we would like to most emphatically urge that ANYBODY
WHO  IS  THINKING  OF  BUYING  ANY  INSTRUMENT  OTHER
THAN  THE  NEUROCALOMETER,  should  refuse  to  pay  one  dollar
until  the  six  points  in  our  recent  pink  sheet  HAVE  BEEN  FULLY
COMPLIED  WITH  AND  IN  YOUR  POSSESSION,  then  is  time
enough to buy to your hearts content. THEN you will be protected
provided the seller is worth anything.)
(It may also be interesting for prospective buyers of infringements to
know  that  we  know  definitely  of  two  infringers,  one  East  and  one
Middle  West,  who  are  as  fast  as  possible  converting  everything  they
own  into  liquid  assets  and  placing  it  where  it  cannot  be  reached  BY
YOU when you go after it.)
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(The PSC has been HERE twenty-eight years. It will be here another
twenty-eight  years.  We  have  Chiropractic  to  uphold.  They  have
nothing  to  lose  because  the  most  of  it  is  in  their  wifes  name  and
planted  where  YOU  cant  get  iteven  supposing  they  ever  had
anything to lose. But then, its  your  funeral,  and  you  certainly  have  a
perfect  right  to  say  how  it  shall  be  conducted,  and  who  shall  be  the
mourners.)
FifthWith  this  infringement,  which  is  less  so  than  some  others,
you  would  think  you  were  going  to  talk  to  somebody,  electricity  n
everything.  You  hook  it  up  to  the  juice,  take  one  dinkus  in  one  hand
and then go up and down the back with the other dinkus and give the
patient  electric  shocks,  and  if  they  twitch  and  jerk,  then  there  is  a
pressure upon nerves. If the patient can eat up the juice as fast as you
turn  her  on  through  radio  buttons,  then  he  certainly  has  no
subluxations  and  his  nerves  have  no  pressures.  Ever  hear  about  a
sinusoidal  machine?  A  medical  method  of  diagnosis?  All  right,  then
dress it up in a radio panel with buttons  and  graduations,  hook  to  the
city juice and you have Infringement No. 5.
The infringement lies mostly in this instrument in the advertisements
used  to  describe  it,  the  representation  they  give  to  the  prospective
customer, and the inference that lies underneath in the process used to
get  you  to  buy  them.  So  far  as  it  infringes  on  process  we  have  it
sealed because of our patents-applied for.
But, I look for an early death for this baby, because it was born of a
medical parentage, and they are trying to graft it onto the Chiropractic
tree  and  I  give  Chiropractors  credit  for  seeing  through  such  a
shallowness. The early pickings are going to be slow and the reaction
bad on the institution which issues it.
SixthA  short  time  ago  I  was  down  East  demonstrating.  A  certain
school then came forth with a letter that I was A MIXER because I
was using a machine. It is now reported that they are trying to come
forth  with  one  in  less  than  one  month  after.  However,  as  they  have
none as yet, we cannot comment on it beyond this.
Now comes a form letter issued by a Branch Territorial Manager of
Infringer  No.  2.  I  am  quoting  certain  portions  thereof  only  to  prove
one point. This man has never seen a Neurocalo-
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meter or any of its infringements. I know,  because  the  boss  who  sold
him territory has never had one, hasnt one out yet, is still fooling with
one  (at  the  time  of  this  writing),  trying  to  get  one  to  do  competent
workand  yet,  please  note  the  positive  statements  which  could  only
be made by one who has been through the work TO KNOW. Then, if
that man does not know because he has never seen one work, and his
boss  doesnt  know  because  he  has  never  had  one  that  worksthen
whence  comes  this  degree  of  positiveness?  They  just  copy  WHAT
ONE  B.  J.  PALMER  HAS  SAID.  Read  the  language  copied  here
carefully and then compare it with my first printed circular to the field,
and  you  will  find  that  HE  has  COPIED  ME  almost  verbatim.  I  thank
him  for  the  honor  he  does  my  knowledge  in  placing  such  a  high
valuation  on  MY  honesty,  but  I  am  sorry  I  cannot  return  the
compliment.
The    is  a  major  picker  instrument  which  registers  extremely
delicate  differences  in  nerve  pressures  and  transmission  interferences.  It
locates  your  nerve  pressures  which  are  causing  the  major  conditions  and
tells you the degree of that impingement. It proves whether the pressure on
the nerve was released or increased after an adjustment, and shows you on
which side of the spine the greatest amount of pressure is being exerted. It
proves that some subluxations produce little, if any, pressure. It proves that
some vertebrae are producing impingement when apparently they palpate in
perfect  alignment.  It  establishes  that  there  are  abnormalities  of  the
intervertebral  foramina  the  same  as  the  spinous  processes.  These  and
numerous  other  facts  are  proved  to  you  and  to  the  satisfaction  of  your
patients.
After  the  tabulating  of  the  degrees  of  the  nerve  pressure  found  in  the
impingements  which  are  actually  determined  by  the  ,  the
chiropractor  makes  his  adjustment  accordingly.  The    is  again
applied  for  the  purpose  of  checking  up  on  the  adjustment.  If  the  proper
adjustment  has  been  made,  the  instrument  will  show  a  smaller  variation
than before, indicating less nerve pressure.
Regular  adjustments,  duplicating  the  one  which  secured  a  reduction  of
nerve  pressure,  are  given,  constantly  checked  by  the  ,  until  all
variations in pressures and interferences have disappeared, when the case is
discharged.
The will revolutionize present practice and charging methods.
With it there will be no long term of adjustments, as are now the rule. The
time will come very soon when every Chiropractor will have a machine; the
competition of those who have it will necessarily bring this about, for with
it Chiropractic becomes a certainty, and without it, just a chance.
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Not  being  content  to  infringe  upon  patents-applied-for,  they  now
steal my language and plagiarize my written works. Oh well, what do
words mean if they cant back it up with the article?
What ARE the facts? D. D. Evins has some seven patents applied for
in  the  Patent  Office.  They  cover  designs,  devices  and  processes.  The
PSC  has  been  given  the  sole  and  exclusive  manufacture  and  sale  of
everything covered by these patents in this and sixteen other countries
in  which  the  same  applications  have  been  made.  When  those  patents
are  issued  the  field  will  be  clear  of  infringements.  Meanwhile  we  at
The PSC are sitting tight to later on be sitting pretty.
Many think WE are worrying. Not so! It is the infringers who ARE
worried,  and  more  will  follow.  Buyers  are  standing  on  the  sidelines,
worried,  not  knowing  where  to  buy,  trying  to  reason  for  the  cheap
article when their best reason tells them that they cant afford to move
when there is danger squarely ahead. Their confidence in us is shaken
because of our price, yet their confidence in us is so great that THEY
KNOW  what  we  do  is  done  for  a  good  and  sufficient  reason  TO
SAVE  CHIROPRACTIC.  They  want  to  believe  us  and  then  waver
when they think of our price without  reasoning  out  the  service  vision
that  goes  with  it.  They  KNOW  The  PSC  is  stable,  yet  they  KNOW
these fly-by-nights are not. Their left hand, holding the money, advises
them  to  buy  The  PSC.  Their  right  hand  is  being  burned  and  frozen,
and  they  hate  to  let  go  of  the  cheap,  hot-and-cold-junction  initiation
that is blowing both hot and cold.
Meanwhile, certain selling firms and certain Chiropractors are going
right  ahead  trying  to  sell  under  a  misapprehension  of  facts  and,
notwithstanding they have been warned by direct letter from us or our
lawyers, they are going to get caught between the legal wheels. But we
have  been  more  than  fair  by  spending  money  to  warn  the  profession.
They  have  a  perfect  right  to  buy  cheap  now,  but  they  also  have  a
perfect right to pay dearly tomorrow.
This  much  is  certain.  The  largest  manufacturing  firms  in  America,
who  might  otherwise  be  inclined  to  take  a  chance,  are  laying  off  this
infringement  issue.  They  will  not  permit  themselves  to  get  mixed  up
into legal entanglements, especially on a process suit, merely because
there are a few sales in sight from a half dozen infringers who want to
buy. They know patent situa-
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tions,  they  know  patent  lawsuits  and  they  know  the  loss  that  follows
from  being  on  the  wrong  side  of  a  suit,  therefore  they  show  the  keen
weather  eye  by  fighting  shy  of  anything  but  open  and  above-board,
clean-cut business arrangements with responsible houses who have the
patent situation at their beck and call.
In  this  connection  it  is  interesting  to  note  that  two  of  these  largest
houses  in  America  are  exclusively  making  Neurocalometer  parts  for
The Palmer School of Chiropractic. There are only  two  other  reliable
houses  who  could,  but  will  not,  because  it  is  out  of  their  line  to  get
meshed  into  legal  suits  merely  because  somebody  wants  them  to.
Therefore most of these infringements are being bootlegged from one
back  kitchen  to  another.  Several  of  the  present  infringing
demonstrating  models  work  as  well  as  they  do  because  they  were
made by these responsible firms before they knew the patent situation.
Now that they know, they are off to stay out.
The Neurocalometer has stirred up many dormant people. They have
spent much money to advertise it for us. They have caused gossips to
renew  their  activities.  They  have  aroused  many  passive  lobes  of
brains. They have caused many of my friends to say many unpleasant
things;  they  have  caused  many  who  I  did  not  know  were  friends  to
come to the front and become fighters. Truly, it can be said that I now
KNOW  who  my  friends  have  been  and  are.  The  Neurocalometer
situation has smoked the real fellow, inside, out. One of my epigrams
is thisand ponder it wellWHAT THE FELLOW IS, INSIDE, IS!
WHAT  THE  FELLOW  IS,  INSIDE,  WILL  COME  OUT  SOONER
OR  LATER!  So  many  people  build  up  an  artificial  outdoor
fair-weather self. In an artificial shell, they sacrifice the surface. They
veneer  their  swear  words  with  a  smile.  They  shake  hands  when  they
want  to  knock  me  down.  They  have  been  telling  me  what  a  great
fellow I was, meanwhile they have been stealing berries out of all my
pocketsgetting  everything  FROM  ME,  and  getting  sore  if  I  EVEN
DARED  TO  ASK  FOR  ANYTHING.  This  Neurocalometer  has
cleared away the smoke screen and brought the real inside fellow out
and I have seen their type in their nakedness.
Not  many  weeks  or  months  from  this,  this  same  group  will  be
running true to their form and will be sniveling and slobber-
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ing all over me again, because they will be finding that it is necessary
that  they  have  a  Neurocalometer.  They  will  then  reason  that  I  should
have a short memory. Will I? They will holler and bellow that I should
think of the right of the sick to get well,  when  they  but  boomerang
their own desire to stay in business. Are they running true to form? Is
it better serving Chiropractic to have a profession of men and women
who are true, honest; have but one inside-and-outside fellow, and that
fellow  playing  fair  and  square?  What  will  be  MY  answer  when  they
again honey-up to me?
Then  there  is  the  other  type.  Hundreds  of  whom  I  have  always
known where they were. For years I could put my fingers on them, day
or night, in or out of crowds, in their offices and homes; whether with
Chiropractors or associations. They run true to Chiropractic, therefore
they  run  true  to  all  that  is  honorable,  good,  loyal,  honest  and
worth-while.  They  come  from  all  corners  of  our  movement.  Some  of
my friends went down in the squeeze. Many of my FRIENDS came
through  the  pressure  unscathed,  untarnished,  bigger,  better  than  ever
before.
The  Neurocalometer  is  proving  to  be  the  true  test  of  leadership.  If
one  B.  J.  Palmer  comes  through  this  situation  unsullied,  unscathed,
unmarred; with a reputation and confidence unshaken; with a right  to
leadership better proven than ever before, because of the greatness of
his vision in saving Chiropractic, then he will in verity have earned his
position  which  will  NEVER  BE  ATTACKED  AGAIN  BY  ANY
PERSON,  NO  MATTER  WHO  OR  UNDER  WHAT
CIRCUMSTANCES.  Judgment,  vision,  confidenceall  are  going
through the test now.
For  once  the  Neurocalometer  has  created  a  widespread  national,
Chiropractic  and  medical  interest.  E.  R.  V.  speaks  out  loud  on  a
yellow sheet, quoting us frequently. The A.M.A. Journal speaks truths
about  the  Neurocalometer,  what  it  will  do  for  the  sickand  The
P.S.C.  Chiropractic  state  and  district  meetings  have  talked  out  loud
both for and against. Correspondence has come in by the bushel, many
seeing  the  great  vision  of  human  service  and  complimenting  us
sky-high for at last taking the stand we have to save Chiropractic from
the  hounds  that  drag  it  down.  Other  correspondence  shrieks  money
from the first word to the blessing at the endwhich they withhold.
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Chiropractic  schools  have  openly,  or  secretly,  been  condemning  us
for  years  and  making  us  like  it.  They  have  been  calling  themselves
Palmer  Methods  and  then  bleeding  our  mental  impulses  flagrantly.
They  have  denied  us  everything  Chiropractic,  and  copy-tagged  us  all
along  the  line.  Now  they  openly  proclaim  us  by  flattering  us  by
imitating  our  Neurocalometer.  For  once,  schools  have  endorsed  that
which The Dear Old P.S.C. has produced. Nothing has so thoroughly
stirred up Chiropractic circles  as  this.  We  have  heard  and  been  heard
on  all  sides,  and  yet  we  remain  true  and  firm  to  our  trust,  never
wavering from our path of duty, as we see it,  if  CHIROPRACTIC  IS
TO BE SAVED IN ITS PURITY FOR POSTERITY.
Meanwhile  infringers  are  bobbing  up  and  dying  down,  coming  and
going, blustering and blowing, making rash promises  which  they  will
all take back; and when the smoke of battle is blown away The P.S.C.
and  the  Neurocalometer  will  still  be  here  doing  business  at  the  old
stand  in  the  program  so  justly  set  forthand  the  worthwhile
Chiropractors will be working with THEIR Neurocalometers safe and
secure in their patent rights, with no worries on that score, happy and
smiling, thankful that they had the good foresight, good judgment and
loyalty  to  know  where  to  place  their  confidence,  knowing  that  it  was
merited  at  The  P.S.C.  and  that  they  saved  the  difference  by  buying
when they did.
Some will smile that they picked the winning horse, and others will
be sad to lose so much to learn so little.
It  is  plainly  evident  that  there  is  going  to  be  much  excitement  here
during  Lyceum.  The  P.S.C.  will  spend  the  money  to  advertise  the
Neurocalometer  and  get  you  here.  You  will  come  because  of  the
consistent, educational program that you know only too well can only
be  put  on  BY  The  P.S.C.  The  sycophants,  bloodsuckers  and  leeches
will all flock here to pick up the crumbs from the labors of The P.S.C.
Were he not a parasite and hangeron, he would not desire to come to
Davenport  at  the  Lyceum  of  The  P.S.C.  and  attempt  his  major
operation upon our healthy appendix or the appendixes of our friends
who  will  gather  here  at  that  time  to  do  honor  to  the  Neurocalometer
and  the  institution  that  figured  it  all  over  and  presented  it  to  the
profession. Were he an honorable man, one content upon building up
his  own  business,  he  would  figure  out  an  idea  of  his  own,  call  a
Lyceum of
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his  own  of  the  noble  fellows  and  then  and  there,  in  his  own  town,  in
his  own  institution,  would  present  the  same  for  them  to  accept  or
reject.  It  is  just  such  actions  that  prove  again  and  again  that  the
Chiropractic  group-mind  cannot  be  trusted  to  save  Chiropractic  in  its
purity for posterity. All they are interested in is being spittle-lickers of
others.
Twas always such; twill always be, so long as there are those who
prefer  to  feed  beggars  rather  than  to  assist  them  to  earn  their  own
living.  But  who  wants  to  come  here  during  Lyceum  and  brand
themselves  beggars?  There  are  those  who  will  do  all  that  and  say
Well, outside of that Im all right!
Fountain Head News of August 2,1924, said:
MORE ABOUT NEUROCALOMETER SERVICE
Twice a Year Inspection
Some  people  have  the  idea  that  this  twice  a  year  inspection  service
which we are advocating as a necessity constitutes nothing but a man
to come and see if the machine is working.
To  us  here  it  means  much  more  than  that.  We  are  building  a
traveling  school,  a  corps  of  men  who  will  visit  you,  check  up  your
technique  with  the  Neurocalometer,  study  your  methods  of  phil-
osophy, palpation, adjustments, and be a friend who checks you on the
slips  that  injure  your  business.  He  will  be  a  personal  representative
from The P.S.C. HELPING TO BUILD UP YOUR FAILURES INTO
SUCCESSES.  Every  six  months  the  school  will  call  and  help  you
build.
This in itself is worth more than any price of any lease-contract.
Having Neurocalometer service in YOUR office means that every
other  quality  of  work  balances  to  the  same  high  degree  of  efficiency.
And our traveling technicians will help build you up to that position.
REASON REACTS
At first when the Neurocalometer was presented  down  East,  it  took
the  country  by  storm.  They  thought  the  price  of  $500.00  pretty  stiff,
but it was worth it. Then came the raise to $600.00,
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and  some  resentment.  Then  came  that  short-times  raise  to  $750.00.
And then the storm burst loose. It was a monsoon, typhoon, hurricane
and tornado all at once centralizing at the same spot.
A short time later came the infringers with their soft-eyed appeals for
business.  We  will  give  you  the  same  thing  at  a  much  lower  price,
will sell to everybody and anybody, with no restrictions whatsoever,
do anything you please with it argument.
Just  about  this  time  the  reaction  began.  The  Chiropractors  began  to
wake up that they couldnt have pie and eat it; that they couldnt get a
Pierce-Arrow  custom-built  body  at  a  Ford  price;  that  if  they  wanted
exclusive  service  they  had  to  pay  for  it.  They  began  to  see  daylight
into  that  far-visioned  dream  of  a  reconstructed  Chiropractic  and
Chiropractic movement that B.J.P. has dreamed about for years. They
began  to  see  that  the  Neurocalometer  had  those  dormant  possibilities
IF  IT  WERE  KEPT  AS  A  PROFESSIONAL  SERVICE  AND  OUT
OF  THE  HANDS  OF  EVERYBODY  AND  ANYBODY.  It  wasnt
long until the professionby individuals at first, later in groups, then
in  districts,  and  finally  in  entire  statesbegan  to  see  that  the
Neurocalometer  in  everybodys  hands  and  he  who  would  sell
everybody and anybody was the worst enemy Chiropractic could have.
At first they called me grafter, soaker, gouging the profession merely
because  my  price  WAS  high.  Now  they  are  grasping  that  IT  IS
NECESSARY to charge  that  HIGH  price  to  render  the  Chiropractors
an  exclusive  service.  NOW  the  profession  is  almost  revolting  against
the  man  who  started  out  to  give  the  Chiropractors  what  they  thought
they wantedbecause NOW they see that HE IS THE MAN WHO IS
THE  GRAFTER;  that  all  HE  is  interested  in  IS  money,  regardless  of
what becomes of Chiropractic OR THE CHIROPRACTOR.
The reaction that started against us has finally awakened and is now
revolting  against  infringers.  Given  time,  every  levelheaded  fellow  in
our  ranks  will  see  the  future  wisdom  of  restriction  around  the
Neurocalometer.
Ill  admit  that  it  seems  hard  to  reason  wisdom  into  the  average
Chiropractor  when  his  mind  is  centered  upon  paying  a  huge  sum
which he seems to be unable to get to save himself.
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HOW EASY TO MISINTERPRET OR
MISUNDERSTAND
Between  infringers,  and  what  they  write  to  the  field;  infringers
representatives, and what they send forth; and what the field is writing
us,  and  what  we  send  to  the  field,  I  could  hardly  blame  any
Chiropractor  for  being  muddled  and  up  in  the  air  to  know  what  to
believe. But WHOM to believe ought to be easy.
Now comes a printed letter, printed by a representative of one of the
infringers.
We  extract  only  those  portions  which  present  some  idea  that  might
be confusing unless analyzed:
It  is  a  well-known  fact  that  all  the  circuits  used  for  radio  receiving,
except  a  crystal  circuit,  are  covered  by  patents  which  have  been  tested  in
court and are valid, and yet there are thousands who use them who  cannot
be called to account for infringement because they derive no compensation
for same.
Restaurants  and  other  public  places  have  radio  receiving  apparatus
dispensing music, etc., without charge, and do not pay royalty or suffer suit
for infringement, because they make no charge for this radio service.
The use of an instrument of this type is scarcely a subject of patentability
unless  you  make  a  specific  charge  for  the  use  of  the  instrument  and
commercialize its use.
Roentgen  gave  his  great  discovery  of  the  X-Ray  free  to  the  world,
though he might have monopolized it and received millions in royalties.
Here  is  an  appliance  consisting  of  a  commercial  galvanometer  and  a
pyrometer  which  can  be  sold  together  at  two  hundred  and  fifty  dollars.  If
anyone  else  wants  to  sell  a  machine  for  five  times  that  amount,  with  the
threat  that  after  August  1st  the  price  will  be  advanced  to  twenty-two
hundredthen, that is their business.
Mention  is  made  of  radio  receiving  set  circuits.  There  can  be  little
question about the fact that every set made and sold is made and sold
by  certain  licensed  manufacturers.  The  most  of  the  advertisements
of  these  manufacturers  state  plainly  that  they  are  licensed  to
manufacture  under  Armstrong  Patent  No.,  etc.  The  circuit  used  is  a
PROCESS which is patented and is held to be valid
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Broadcasting  stations  face  the  same  situation.  The  circuits  used  are
patented and royalties must be paid by every free lance who sees fit
to  make  or  to  use  a  station  made  of  independent  parts.  Those
holding  patents  have  brought  suits  against  these  independent  stations
and have collected same.
It is a well known fact that all, excepting one,  broadcasting  stations
in America are a total loss. That one can collect a fee for broadcasting
advertisements, viz.: A.T.&T. Station in New York. All others cannot
receive  compensation  in  any  way.  Notwithstanding  they  do  not
operate for profit, and receive none, they must pay a license fee to all
patent holders for operating same.
I  think  it  can  be  conceded  that  all  receiving  sets,  home-made,  or
bought  parts  and  used  in  the  average  home,  receive  no  fee  for  doing
same, neither are they a profit-maker in any sense. But, the license fee
is paid when parts are manufactured, bought and sold locally.
Reference is made to restaurants and other public places have radio
receiving  apparatus  dispensing  music,  etc.,  without  charge  AND  DO
NOT PAY ROYALTY OR SUFFER SUIT FOR INFRINGEMENT .
.
While not directly in point, yet covering the same issue bearing upon
royalties  and  damages  for  public  use  for  profit,  two  suits  have  been
but recently settled in Federal Courts.
Broadcasting  stations  are  prohibited  from  broadcasting  COPY-
RIGHTED  music  on  the  ground  that  such  broadcasting  was  done  for
profit notwithstanding it was proven that every such station was run at
a  direct  loss  and  received  no  compensation  in  any  way.  The  second
suit  was  settled  recently  prohibiting  restaurants  and  other  public
places  from  playing  any  copyrighted  music  in  restaurants,  theatres,
etc.,  regardless  of  how,  because  the  rendition  of  such  was  done  for
profit  even  though  the  proprietors  of  such  places  contended  to  the
contrary. Both of these suits were brought by The American Society of
Composers  and  Authors,  by  injunction,  which  was  made  permanent.
In  both  instances  they  were  allowed  damages  and  royalties.  It  was
unquestionably  proven  that  back  of  the  broadcasting  station,
restaurant,  theatre  or  moving  picture  house  was  a  business  that
profited by the use of copyrighted music.
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APROPOS
In  this  article  Lewis  F.  Downs,  acting  as  agent  for  one  in-
fringement,  suggests  the  possibilities  of  people  buying  bootlegging
parts,  making  their  own  Neurocalometers,  and  using  them,  providing
they did not charge a specific fee for the doingthat this would be
legal, safe and sound advice.
Thinking it was in point, Dr. Downs compared the radio situation on
knocked-down parts as well as the free use of certain circuits.
Directly  in  point,  answering  Dr.  Downs,  is  an  Associated  Press
report of July 26, 1924, which we herewith attach
RESTRICT SALE OF HETERODYNE RADIO
SETS TO THE MAKER
NEW YORK, July 26.(United News)Sale of super-heterodyne radio
sets  and  heterodyne  sets  in  a  knocked-down  condition  by  any  corporation
other  than  patent  owners  is  an  infringement  of  the  Fessenden  heterodyne
patents, according to a ruling made in the United States district court here.
The  ruling  was  made  in  a  test  case  against  two  corporations,  the
Experimenters  Information  Service,  Inc.,  and  Golden-Leutz,  Inc.  The  test
suit  was  brought  by  the  Westinghouse  Electric  and  Manufacturing
Company, and the Radio Corporation of America.
We think this will prove that there is no legal value in any statement
made by Dr. Downs, on that question.
The use of an instrument of this type (neurocalometer) is scarcely a
subject  of  patentability  unless  you  make  a  specific  charge  for  the  use
of the instrument and commercialize its use.
IF that statement is true, then there is no use buying ANY instrument
from anybody regardless of who makes it or the price, whether that be
$250.00,  $350.00,  $500.00  or  $1,500.00.  IF  that  statement  is  true,
make  one  yourself  out  of  bootleg  parts.  Use  it,  make  no  charge,  the
same  as  restaurants  and  other  public  placesuse  radio
apparatuswithout  charge  and  do  not  pay  royalty  or  suffer  suit  for
infringement,  BECAUSE  THEY  MAKE  NO  CHARGEfor  this
service.
However, IF neurocalometer is used, in a Chiropractors office, even
though  its  service  IS  FREE  and  no  specific  charge  be  made,  the
courts see through those evasions notwithstanding it is
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home-made,  and  would  argue  in  rebuttal  IF  it  is  of  NO  VALUE  to
you,  then  turn  it  over  to  the  plaintiff  in  this  action  and  he  will  be
satisfied  to  drop  his  suit  against  you.  But,  if  it  HAS  a  value,  which
the defendant knows only too well, and which we know only too well,
and which the Court knows as well, you will pay the royalty, damages
and  costs  of  the  case.  The  SPECIFIC  charge  argument  does  not
avoid  the  material  fact  that  it  has  a  commercial  sale,  scientific
patient-application  value  and  DOES  draw  business  in  helping  your
patients to get well.
All this argument, so far, bears solely upon the use value. The legal
fact  will  still  remain  that,  whether  it  has  ANY  value  whatsoever  to
you,  or  whether  it  produces  a  profit  to  you  or  not,  or  whether  you
make  a  specific  charge  or  not,  you  are  violating  certain
PROCESSES which ARE now patent-applied-for and which will soon
be issued as patents for which USE you will pay royalty, damages and
costs  of  the  case  brought  against  every  user.  It  is  these  PROCESS
CLAIMS which the most of the infringers are thoroughly forgetting in
this equation.
Here is an appliance consisting  of  a  commercial  galvanometer  and
a pyrometer which can be sold together AT TWO HUNDRED FIFTY
DOLLARS.  Why  sell  it  at  THAT  price,  IF  it  were  possible  for
anybody  to  throw  parts  together  and  use  them  merely  because  no
specific charge was made? Why not go to some electrical store and
buy  a  commercial  galvanometer  and  a  pyrometer  and  use  them
without them even costing that much? WHY NOT? Can it be that this
agent  of  an  infringerthat  is,  an  agent  to  sell  an  infringers
imitationis trying to talk HIMSELF OUT OF BUSINESS?
Roentgenmight  have  monopolized  it  and  received  millions  in
royalties. How? Why? All that any X-Ray machine is composed of is
parts put together that work like any other scientific  instrument.  How
could he have monopolized it? WHY could HE collect millions in
royalities?  In  like  manner  Palmer  can  do  the  same  with  the
neurocalometer. Its purely a question of patents in both instances.
The  Chiropractor  who  sent  us  the  above  printed  form  letter,  also
wrote  a  personal  letter  in  which  he  quotes  certain  portions  from  the
direct letter he received from this agent, from which we extract certain
portions that have also a direct bearing on this issue.
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Dr.  himself is not broadcasting HIS machine to everybody
. . .
Let us read exactly what this infringer DOES say in his letter to the
field:
. . . with NO entangling conditions WHATSOEVER attached to the
purchase of same.
In a form letter put out by this agent, himself, recently, he said:
Two  hundred  and  fifty  dollars  WITH  NO  ENTANGLING
CONDITIONS  WHATSOEVER  ATTACHED  TO  THE  PUR-
CHASE OF SAME.
Both letters containing this: First come, first served.
Does English say what it means? Does language mean what it says?
What do YOU say?
Has  ANYBODY  seen  ANYTHING  in  ANY  literature  from  ANY
infringer  which  makes  ANY  statement  or  statements  saying  to  whom
ONLY they WOULD SELL, or to whom HE WOULD NOT sell? Has
ANY  literature  spoken  of  ANY  restrictions?  If  so,  who  and  what?  I
will  present  one  Neurocalometer  to  anybody  who  shows  and  proves
his  case  that  any  infringer  to  date  has  set  ANY  restrictions
whatsoever!
According to your contract you must charge ten dollars for the first
check  unless  it  is  charity.  The  other  fellow  that  buys  a  competitive
machine at a much less price will give this service and charge for his
adjustments accordingly. See the point in the competition?
I  am  frank  to  say  that  I  cannot  see  the  point  in  the  competition
because  I  can  see  no  difference  in  patent  law  whether  a  man  uses  a
neurocalometer  or  an  infringement  and  makes  a  SPECIFIC  charge
of  $10.00  or  charges  $20.00  for  his  first  weeks  adjustments  when
before they were $10.00; or, gives a neurocalometer service FREE the
use  of  which  has  an  added  value  to  the  service  he  is  rendering  and
helps  him  to  build  his  business  either  with  better  results  on  the  same
number of patients, or, because of better results establishes a basis for
more  patientsit  HAS  a  value  and  that  is  all  we  need  to  establish  to
prove our case. Courts get TO FACTS and overlook the shallow alibis
of  shallow  men  who  think  shallow  arguments  to  evade
patent-applied-for rights.
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I cannot get the idea of his first statement as to control a thing you
must  surely  have  to  have  it  with  strings  attached.  In  his  second
paragraph  the  statement  is  correct  providing  you  cannot  stop  the  sale
and use of the competitive instruments. In that case it would be H and
would put both yourself and the lessee in one fine fix. Hoping you are
seeing miles ahead and that you have left nothing unturned that would
throw the whole deal in a big muddle.
I  quite  agree  with  you  that  there  MUST  be  restrictions  and  under
patents-applied-for there will be; and just as soon as those patents are
allowed  there  will  be  RESTRICTIONS  INSTANTLY  APPLIED  TO
ALL INFRINGERS, whether manufacturers, sellers or users; whether
home-made, kitchen-made or hooch-made.
I  am  quite  convinced  that  we  ARE  seeing  miles  ahead  of  anybody
who  is  trying  to  beat  the  patents-applied-for  situation.  At  least,  I  am
not  kidding  myself  as  are  so  many  who  have  alibied  themselves  into
this present rebuilding-of-Chiropractic problem.
Every little once in a while we burst into some local patent attorney
who thinks he sees a beautiful loop-hole and so advises his client. But
there  is  more  to  this  issue  than  appears  on  the  surface  and  time  will
prove  it  all  thoroughly.  We  here  are  content  to  bide  time  to  win  the
long-winded race.
It  must  be  interesting  to  sit  on  the  sidelines  as  you  are  and  watch
both sides work. I often wish I were a side-liner rather than the horse
or the jockey.
KEEPING THE PATENT-LEGAL SITUATION
STRAIGHT
I can quite understand the mind of the average Chiropractor when it
comes  to  trying  to  understand  this  Neurocalometer,  and  its
infringements, problem. You may know that it is mixed up in law and
you  hear  one  lawyer,  then  another,  quoted;  you  read  what  one
infringer  sends  out,  then  another;  and  then  comes  B.J.P.  back  with
something  else,  and  finally  you  wonder  who  is  right  and  what  is  the
thing to do.
LET  ME  SAY  HERE  AND  NOW  WHAT  I  HAVE  BEEN
SAYING  FROM  THE  BEGINNINGIF  YOU  ARE  IN  DOUBT,
DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, DO NOTHING
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UNTIL  THE  ISSUE  IS  SETTLED  IN  COURT.  During  those  rush
days of June and July, I answered telegrams and letters refusing to be
rushed  into  any  purchase  to  all  of  which  I  ANSWERED  TO  DO
NOTHING UNTIL THEY WERE SATISFIED THAT WHAT THEY
DID WAS THE RIGHT THING.
If you think our price highWAIT!
If  you  dont  know  whether  to  buy  the  Neurocalometer  or  an
infringementWAIT!
If you dont know who is right in this legal tangleWAIT!
If  you  cant  afford  to  lose  money,  or  throw  it  away  on  that  which
you cant keepWAIT!
If you dont know where to place your confidenceWAIT!
If  you  want  a  Neurocalometer  and  dont  like  to  pay  the  present
viceWAIT!
If there is ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVERWAIT!
Meanwhile, to those who can think, we shall outline and analyze the
present balls of yarn and give you the facts.
We have not purposely or intentionally misstated one legal fact. We
do not want anybody else to do so. Neither do we want others to imply
or implicate or infer that WE have.
Therefore,  this  article  is  exclusively  for  the  purpose  of  KEEPING
THE PATENT-LEGAL SITUATION RECORD STRAIGHT
WHAT WE HAVE SAID, PRINTED AND SENT
FORTH BEARING ON THE LEGAL SITUATION
1st. In our Special Information on the Neurocalometer under date
of June 21, 1924, we said:
The  instrument,  or  the  Neurocalometer,  is  not  sold.  It  is  made
exclusively  by  The  Palmer  School  of  Chiropractic  under  exclusive
license granted by the inventor, D. D. Evins, a graduate of The P.S.C.
The  instrument  will  be  thoroughly  protected.  Patents  have  been
applied for and are pending, and will no doubt soon be issued. Its use
and  the  method  or  process  of  the  technique  will  be  thoroughly
protected also.
2nd. In our booklet, Why Did B.J.P....? mailed under date of July
9th, we published three references to the legal situation.
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3rd. In our red-ink printed circular, mailed to our profession, on July
17th,  we  republished  all  of  the  references  in  No.  2,  with  additional
footnotes which we reprint here:
Ask all infringers to prove their rights to sell, under patents applied
for. Right then they bluff and stall.
What  do  WE  say  about  OUR  patent  claims?  What  do  they  say
about their own? THINK!
Insist on protection from the infringement evader.
DEMAND protection! You will need it.
When others refuse or fail to protect you, YOU pay the bills. You
MUST protect yourself. Others will bluff.
In No. 1 we say:
The instrument WILL BE thoroughly protected.
Patents  HAVE  BEEN  APPLIED  FOR  and  ARE  PENDING,  and
will no doubt soon be issued.
In No. 2 we say:
That infringement suits WILL BE started is obvious.
These  suits  WILL  BE  carried  through  against  every  buyer  as  well
as seller.
In No. 3 we say:
.  .  .  the  use  of  which  constitutes  a  violation  of  the  process  or
methods,  PATENT-APPLIED-FOR,  of  the  Neurocalometer,  WILL
BE enjoined . . .
In No. 4 we say:
In  order  to  avoid  any  possible  misunderstandingThe  Palmer
School of Chiropractic WILL insist upon its full rights . . .
SETTING OURSELVES RIGHT
We  have  understood,  and  so  understand  it  now,  that  patents-
applied-for  give  the  party  applying  for  patents  no  rights  merely
because  he  has  applied  FOR  RIGHTS  which  have  not  as  yet  been
granted.
During  the  time  his  claims  are  being  applied  for,  he  cannot  get
injunctions, start suits or do aught to any infringer.
Infringers are at perfect freedom to go ahead, demonstrate, make and
sell.
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Chiropractors have a right to buy, use and collect a fee for what they
do.
BUT, it is also clear in our minds that any person who manufactures,
offers  for  sale,  sells,  demonstrates  and  collects  fees  for  an  article
which  later  proves  to  be  an  infringement  upon  that  which  IS  NOW  a
patent-applied-for  right,  but  which  LATER  proves  to  constitute  A
PATENT  RIGHT,  is  liable  to  injunctions,  suits,  trials  in  which
royalties,  damages  and  costs  of  the  case  can  be  collected  by  the
patentee whose rights HAVE BEEN injured.
AND, it is also clear in our minds that any person who buys, uses in
his practice and collects fees for an article which later proves to be an
infringement upon that which IS NOW  a  patent-applied-for  right,  but
which  LATER  proves  to  constitute  a  PATENT  RIGHT,  is  liable  to
injunction,  suits  and  trials,  in  which  royalties,  damages  and  costs  of
the  case  can  be  collected  by  the  patentee  whose  rights  HAVE  BEEN
injured.
AND,  it  is  further  clear  in  our  minds  that  any  person  who  does
anything,  with  any  kind  of  an  infringing  instrument,  which  later
proves  to  be  a  violation  of  our  PROCESS  RIGHTS  PATENT-
APPLIED-FOR,  which  becomes  a  PROCESS  RIGHTS  PATENT,  is
truly  liable  for  royalties,  damages  and  costs  of  the  trials  and  can  be
collected  with  the  same  certainty  WHETHER  A  FEE  BE
COLLECTED FOR HIS SERVICE OR NOT, the fee not constituting
a necessary allegation of the violation of the process patents.
THAT THE PATENTS HAVE NOT BEEN ISSUED, DOES  NOT
RELIEVE  ANY  PERSON  WHO  INFRINGES  WHEN  THEY  ARE
BUT  PATENT-APPLIED-FOR,  DOES  NOT  RELIEVE  HIM  OF
THE  RESPONSIBILITY  OF  THAT  WHICH  HE  DOES  TODAY
WHEN THE PATENTS ARE ISSUED TOMORROW.
TIME IS AN ELEMENT OF ALL INFRINGEMENTS That man is
not  an  infringer  who  makes  under  patents-applied-for;  but  that  same
man  who  made  under  patents-applied-for  BECOMES  AN
INFRINGER  WHEN  THE  PATENTS  ARE  ISSUED,  even  for
everything made under patents-applied-for.
In  substantiation  of  this  last  statement,  please  note  this  letter  issued
by Attorneys Bush & Bush as applicable to J. W. Healey:
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Davenport, Iowa, July 2, 1924.
Mr. J. W. Healey, 529 Brady St., Davenport, Iowa.
Dear Sir: In your letter dated July 1, 1924, on your letterhead as follows:
J. W. HEALEY X-RAY COMPANY
Representing
Wm. Meyer X-Ray Company,
Davenport, Iowa.
addressed to Dear B.J.P., we find the following
It may be of some interest to you to know that we intend placing a heat
indicating instrument on the market immediately.
We consider it our duty to inform you that we now have pending in the
patent  office  at  Washington,  applications  broadly  covering  our  apparatus
and our process. These applications will shortly issue as patents and we
wish to give you formal warning that if you proceed to use our process or
to  manufacture  or  to  have  manufactured,  or  sell  or  use  apparatus  for
carrying  out  our  process,  we  will  proceed  against  you,  as  soon  as  our
patents  issue,  and  will  obtain  an  injunction  restraining  you  from
infringing and an accounting of the profits to you and of damages to us as
a result of your infringing acts.
Further  than  this,  as  soon  as  our  patents  issue,  we  shall  bring
actions  against  purchasers  from  you  to  enjoin  them  from  using
infringing devices bought from you.
We would like to have your assurance that you will respect our rights,
and feel certain that you will be more than willing, upon being apprised of
our position, to refrain from an infringement which can only cause trouble
and expense to yourselves.
Respectfully,
D. D. Evins,
The Palmer School of Chiropractic,
By Bush & Bush, Attorneys.
WE  are  aware  that  WE  cannot  take  any  legal  action  against  ANY
infringer, who sells, or any infringer who buys, until such time as our
patents ARE issued. We have never contended to the contrary.
WE  are  aware  that  ALL  infringers  are  TRYING  to  make  it  appear
that everything THEY do by way of manufacturing and selling, or that
buyers do by way of buying and selling, is without legal redress NOW
MERELY  BECAUSE  THE  PATENTS  ARE  APPLIED  FOR.  They
are beclouding the legal facts by
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emphasizing  that  WE  can  do  nothing  UNTIL  THE  PATENTS  ARE
ISSUED. They are totally ignoring ANY reference to what WE CAN
LEGALLY DO, when the patents ARE issued, to those parties WHO
HAVE  BEEN  ACTIVELY  BUSY  DURING  THE
PATENTS-APPLIED-FOR period of time.
In  substantiation  of  this  latter  fact,  let  us  quote  from  some  of  these
printed statements of infringers:
Lewis  F.  Downs,  acting  as  an  agent  for  J.  W.  Healey,  says  in  a
printed form letter, under no date, but mailed about July 15th:
No  protection  will  be  necessary.  Nobody  can  bring  suit  for  patent
infringements UNLESS A PATENT IS GRANTED
Warren  S.  Orton,  acting  as  counsellor  for  a  certain  infringer  in  the
East, whose identity he does not reveal, said in a letter to us of July 14,
1924:
(We  reprint  the  entire  letter  for  the  purpose  of  showing  that  this
counsel purposely has avoided ANY reference to what legal action we
WILL TAKE upon all of his infringements made during the period of
time  when  they  were  manufacturing  AND  SELLING,  while  our
patents were applied for.)
New York, JULY 14,1924.
The Palmer School of Chiropractic,
Davenport, Iowa, U.S.A.
Gentlemen:  One  of  my  clients  is  about  to  put  on  the  market  a
thermo-electric device designed to differentiate the temperature conditions
at different points of the human body. I have before me a circular relating
to  your  neurocalometers,  on  the  front  of  the  inside  page  of  which  and
under the caption of BUYERS BEWARE! is a threat against any person
who might use a neurocalometer or any other instrument in violation of
certain processes or methods.
My client is taking the position that he does not desire to be put in the
position of infringing any valid patent and has appealed to me to make a
search  in  the  Patent  Office  for  any  patents  which  might  be  infringed  by
the  use  of  his  device.  I  have  made  such  a  search  and  do  not  find  any
patents in point. I am therefore about to advise my client that he is free of
infringement,  but  before  making  this  report  I  am  extending  to  you  the
opportunity  to  supply  me  with  the  numbers  of  any  patents  which  you
claim  would  be  infringed  by  the  marketing  of  a  device  of  the  type
described.
I note in your circular you make reference to Patent Applied For but I
am sure your attorneys will advise you that you cannot enjoin users of an
article unless you are in possession of a patent on the article
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If,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  you  are  not  in  a  position  to  bring  suit,  then  my
client will contend that your advertising is unfair competition. The natural,
obvious  and  intended  effect  of  such  advertisement  is  to  intimidate
purchasers  and  this  is  a  practice  which  your  attorneys  will  advise  you  is
not sanctioned by the Courts. If  you  are  putting  this  advertisement  out  in
good faith, then I must ask you to advise me of any patents which might
be infringed by my client, even if they should duplicate your instrument.
Very truly yours,
WARREN S. ORTON.
Brown,  Boettcher  and  Deinner,  acting  as  counsellors  for  a  certain
infringer in the Middle West, make the same argument in the forepart
of the letter and refer directly to the issue in point in the latter part of
the  letter  to  the  patent-applied-for  situation  and  WHAT  THESE
APPLICATIONS  COVER,SO  THAT  OUR  CLIENT  MAY  NOT
ENTER  ON  A  COURSE  OF  INFRINGEMENT  IF  YOU  HAVE  A
MONOPOLY  IN  THE  MATTER.  While  not  specific,  it  practically
admits our rights on this specific question.
Chicago, July 19, 1924.
The Palmer School of Chiropractic,
Davenport, Iowa.
Gentlemen:  One  of  our  clients  has  been  approached  with  the  request  to
manufacture  a  thermocouple  and  galvanometer  for  diagnosing  abnormal
conditions  along  the  spinal  column,  such  instrument  to  be  substantially
like the device which, we understand, you are using and selling.
Our client does not wish to enter into the manufacture of an infringing
article, and would like to be advised whether you have any issued patents
covering the same, and, if so, will you please advise us their numbers and
what they cover?
Our  client  advises  us  that  your  literature  states  that  you  have
applications  for  patents  pending,  and  we  would  like  to  be  informed
what these applications cover, if they are still in the application stage, so
that our client may not enter on a course of infringement if you have a
monopoly in the matter.
Yours very truly,
Brown, Boettcher, Deinner.
By this time, it is clear to our readers that there are two issues to be
placed before the Chiropractors.
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1st.  Our  argument.  Any  acts  now  which  constitute  the  making,
selling  or  using  of  any  instrument  which  is  and  does  constitute  an
infringement upon these claims which are now in patents-applied-for,
which  will  constitute  an  infringement  when  patents  are,  allowed,
constitutes  a  ground  for  action  by  us  then,  upon  what  is  being  done
now.
The  court  records  upon  THIS  issue  are  clear,  voluminous  and  very
positive;  and,  we  shall  take  advantage  of  same  as  soon  as  those
patents-applied-for become patents.
2nd.  The  infringers,  argument.  The  patents  are  NOT  allowed.
Anything  done  NOW  in  the  way  of  manufacturing,  selling  or  using
cannot  be  reached  or  touched,  legally,  BECAUSE  THERE  ARE  NO
PATENTS ALLOWED.
They  ignore  all  references  to  WHAT  WILL  OCCUR  on  WHAT
HAS BEEN DONE. In this respect their literature is silent.
Let  us  substantiate  this  position  by  quoting  from  two  printed
communications  which  have  been  placed  before  the  Chiropractic
profession.
1st. Special Advance Information on the Neurothermometer.
1.  At  this  writing,  no  one  positively  possesses  A  PATENT  of  any
kind on the Neurocalometer.
(That statement is true. He does NOT say, by inverse ratio, that WE
HAVE patents-applied-for.)
5. Up to the day a patent is actually granted, if one is ever granted,
no one has the right to claim patent infringement.
(That  statement  is  true.  But  WE  possess  the  right  to  inform  the
public  that  we  have  patents-applied-for  pending,  that  when  they  are
allowed, we shall react backward upon all those who have seen fit to
ignore  the  same  and  violate  them  by  infringing,  as  such  infringment
will  be  so  LEGALLY  CONSTRUED  THEN.  On  this  point  they  also
remain silent.)
6. Up to the  day  A  PATENT  IS  GRANTED,  if  one  is  granted,  no
one  has  legal  grounds  or  opportunity  to  bring  suit  for  infringement
against  anyone.  Therefore,  all  the  threats  that  have  been  made  are
entirely premature.
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(This  is  a  true  statement  of  fact.  That  we  have  patents-applied-for
does  not  give  us  rights  to  bring  suit,  NOR  HAVE  WE  BROUGHT
ANY  FOR  THAT  REASON.  Any  statements  made  by  us  have  been
premature  ONLY  AS  A  WARNING  TO  SAFEGUARD  THE
PUBLIC  AGAINST  THAT  WHICH  WE  CAN  DO  WHEN  THEY
ARE  ALLOWEDA  point  which  is  totally  ignored  in  their
communication.)
7.  If  and  when  a  patent,  not  the  patent,  is  granted,  if  it  should  be
proved  that  there  is  any  infringement,  even  then,  no  suit  can  be
brought  against  any  one  for  any  transaction  that  occurred  BEFORE
THE DAY OF THE PATENT ALLOWANCE. In other words, the U.
S. Patent Law does not permit of retroactive action.
(This  statement  is  entirely  contrary  to  all  patent-law  and  patent
history.  This  statement  will  lead  many  innocent  ones  into  legal
trouble; and, as we have said above and repeat it here for purposes of
emphasis,  IF  YOU  HAVE  ANY  DOUBT  ON  THIS  QUESTION,
CONTINUE  YOUR  PRACTICE  AS  IT  IS  NOW  UNTIL  THE
PATENTS ARE ISSUED.
(Although  entirely  aside  from  the  issue,  but  to  show  the  value  of  a
persons judgment, please note the two contradictory statements which
we now quote from the same circular.)
8.  The  U.  S.  Patent  Office  does  NOT  AND  NEVER  WILL
GRANT  the  right  to  a  patent  on  a  function,  mode  of  operation  or  a
result.
In this same sheet, we find:
Patents ARE BEING APPLIED FOR AND THE METHOD AND
PROCESS  OF  TECHNIQUE  WILL  ALSO  BE  THOROUGHLY
PROTECTED.
How can they if such is never allowed?
2nd. Perhaps more apropos and to the point of this entire article is a
circular  issued  by  The  J.  W.  Healey  Company,  without  date,  recently
issued.  We  reprint  it  in  its  entirety  for  purpose  of  complete
clarification:
Illinois Manufacturers Association
Opinion  of  Mr.  Colin  C.  H.  Fyffe,  General  Counsel,  as  to  the  Rights  of  a
Company Where It Has Applied for a Patent on an Article and Others Are
Manufacturing It: No. 3020
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Chicago,  April  17,  1924.
Mr. John M. Glenn, Secretary,
Fort Dearborn Bank Building, Chicago, Illinois.
Dear  Sir:  I  have  received  your  letter  of  March  31,  1924,  enclosing  a  copy  of  a
letter  received  by  you  from  W.  H.  Salisbury  &  Company,  stating  that  the
Company has applied for a patent on a device. It is now manufacturing and selling
this  device  marked  patent  applied  for.  I  am  asked  what  legal  action  it  can  take
against parties manufacturing and selling the device during  the  time  the  patent  is
being applied for.
In  Gayler  v.  Wilder,  10  How.  476  at  492,  the  Supreme  Court  of  the  United
States said:
The inventor of a new and useful improvement certainly has no exclusive right
to it until he obtains a patent. This right is granted by the patent, and no suit can
be  maintained  by  the  inventor  against  anyone  for  using  it  before  the  patent  is
issued.
In  Standard  Scale  &  Foundry  Co.  v.  McDonald,  127  Fed.  709,  the  Circuit
Court of the Western District of Missouri held that an applicant for a patent while
his  application  is  pending  in  the  patent  office  has  no  exclusive  right  to  the
invention which will sustain a suit in equity by him to enjoin another from using
the same.
The inventor of an article has no remedy under the patent law against persons
manufacturing the article before the patent is issued. At common law an inventor
has  an  exclusive  property  in  his  invention  until  by  publication  it  becomes  the
property of the general public. W. H. Salisbury & Company by manufacturing and
selling  this  article  before  the  patent  is  issued  have  made  it  the  property  of  the
public until a patent is issued for it.
Yours very truly,
Colin C. H. Fyffe. General Counsel.
Dear  Doctor:  The  interpretation  of  the  preceding  article  substantiates  our
attorneys  statement  that  if  an  order  is  placed  for  a  Neuropyrometer  and  the
instrument delivered before a patent is granted The PSC, it will exempt the buyer
from  being  enjoined  from  use  of  same  for  it  is  Public  Property  until  a  patent  is
issued.
Do not permit the Buyers Beware statement which is being published by The
PSC  to  distract  your  attention  from  the  fact  that:  First,  it  must  be  proven  that  all
competitive  instruments  are  infringements.  Second,  there  can  be  no  infringement
until a valid patent has been issued. Third, it would be equally fair for the buyer of
a  Neurocalometer  to  demand  a  guarantee  backed  by  a  substantial  bond  from
B.J.P.  that  he  will  absolutely  block,  stop  and  suppress  all  competitive
manufacturers for a period of ten years. The guarantee should state that failure to
do this will release the buyer of any and all future obligations and all money paid
in will be returned to the purchaser. The foregoing information should  make  you
stop  and  reflect,  after  which  your  mind  will  be  cleared  of  many  of  the  present
hazy, mountainous possibilities.
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To date we have not been informed by our attorney that any patent has been issued
to  The  PSC  upon  the  Neurocalometer,  and  even  if  a  patent  is  granted,  this  does  not
necessarily stop other manufacturers bringing out an equally efficient instrument.
Yours Chiropractically,
J. W. HEALEY COMPANY.
In the case of Gayler v. Wilder, cited, note:
The inventor of a new and useful improvement certainly has no exclusive right
to  it  UNTIL  HE  OBTAINS  A  PATENT.  THIS  right  IS  granted  BY  THE
PATENT, and no suit can be maintained by the inventor against anyone for using
it BEFORE THE PATENT IS ISSUED.
Nowhere  in  this  citation  does  this  circular  say  WHAT  CAN  BE
DONE  BY  THE  INVENTOR  AGAINST  INFRINGERS  DURING
THE  PATENT-APPLIED-FOR  period,  AFTER  THE  PATENTS
ARE  ISSUED.  Note  how  that  phase  of  this  all-important  issue  is
COMPLETELY  ignored  and  UPON  THAT  HINGES  THE  ISSUES
AND TROUBLE TO COME.
In the next case cited (Standard Scale, etc.):
. . . that an applicant  FOR  A  PATENT  while  his  application  IS  PENDING  in
the  patent  office  HAS  NO  EXCLUSIVE  RIGHT  to  the  invention  which  will
sustain a suit in equity by him to enjoin another from using the same.
But  again  they  ignore  what  the  inventor  CAN  DO  AFTER  THE
PATENTS  HAVE  BEEN  ISSUED  AGAINST  THOSE  WHO
INFRINGED UPON IT WHILE HIS PATENTS WERE PENDING.
The inventor of an article has no remedy under the patent law against persons
manufacturing the article BEFORE THE PATENT IS ISSUED.
But again they ignore what rights the patent law gives to the inventor
against  persons  manufacturing  the  article  AFTER  the  patent  IS
issued.
W.  H.  Salisbury  &  Company  by  manufacturing  and  selling  this  article  before
the patent is issued have made it the property of the public UNTIL A PATENT IS
ISSUED FOR IT.
But  again  they  ignore  the  issue  that  it  is  private  property  AFTER
THE PATENTS ARE ISSUED and that the private vested rights back
up  to  cover  a  time  previous  to  the  date  of  issuance  upon  all
infringements  manufactured,  sold  and  used  PREVIOUS  TO  THE
DATE  OF  ISSUANCE  That  point  has  been  totally  ignored  in  ALL
these quotations or statements.
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The  interpretation  of  the  preceding  article  substantiates  our  attorneys
statement  that  if  an  order  be  placed  for  a  Neuropyrometer  and  the  instrument
delivered  BEFORE  a  patent  is  granted  The  PSC,  it  will  exempt  the  buyer  from
being enjoined from use of same, for it is Public Property UNTIL A PATENT IS
ISSUED.
But,  again  they  purposely  ignore  stating  that,  while  public
property Until a patent is issued, that AFTER THE PATENT IS
ISSUED,  THAT  WHICH  WAS  PUBLIC  PROPERTY  THEN
BECOMES  PRIVATE  PROPERTY  AND  IS  RECOVERABLE  BY
DUE PROCESS OF LAW.
Now  please  note  as  a  clincher  that  both  of  these  interested  parties,
while they deny that such a patent CAN BE secured, are not so certain
about  it  but  what  they  safeguard  themselves  in  the  following  quoted
statements:
IF  an  infringement  SHOULD  develop,  we  will  promptly  put  our  engineering
experts  on  the  job  to  remove  such  infringement.  We  have  the  assurance  that  this
can be done.
And the other one says:
.  .  .  and  even  if  a  patent  is  granted  this  does  not  necessarily  stop  other
manufacturers bringing out an equally efficient instrument.
However,  the  reliability  of  those  statements  will  depend  upon  how
broad  and  extensive  the  Evins  patent  situation  is,  as  allowed  by  the
Patent  Office  on  the  Neurocalometer,  the  nature,  length,  breadth  and
depth of which nobody knows, outside of those in the know.
Law Office of
PARKER & CARTER
1410 Marquette Building
Chicago, July 24,1924.
Mr. Dossa D. Evins,
1002 Brady Street,
Davenport, Iowa.
Subject: Patent Infringement
Dear  Sir:  While  it  is  a  fact  that  until  a  patent  is  issued  no  infringement  can
take place, it is equally true that a device made quite legally before the patent
is  issued,  nevertheless  if  it  infringes  the  patent,  becomes  an  infringement  as
soon as it is issued and the man who has bought such a device can be enjoined
from using it by the patentee after the patent is issued. The fact that he could
not be enjoined and that suit could not be brought before  the  issuance  of  the
patent does not save him at all after the patent has issued.
Very truly yours,
PARKER & CARTER,
(Signed) By Francis W. Parker. Jr.
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And,  again,  we  state  that  if  you  have  any  doubt  on  this  issue,  SIT
TIGHT AND WAIT. DONT BUY IF IN DOUBT. If we are right in
our position, time will prove it even though you are compelled to pay
the difference in cost for the satisfaction of waiting. If we are wrong in
our position, you will find it out by waiting and then you can buy any
infringement you desireIF we are wrong.
TIME will tell who is right or wrong, as it always has done in things
Chiropractic.
We are content to let time tell its own story.
We believe some of you are!
We are!
IS IT SO SIMPLE, AFTER ALL?
We wish to comment on a certain letter, only so far as it goes to the
root of a scientific issue.
The  technique  in  connection  with  our  instrument  is  extremely
simple.
It matters not what instrument, or how made, the facts as regards the
human  spine,  subluxations,  pressures,  interferences,  adjustments  and
reductions  of  those  pressures,  restrictions  of  transmission,  all  remain
the same. It took all of us here at The PSC, who were interested, some
fourteen  months  to  work  out  this  simple  technique.  And  while  it  is
simple  in  the  sense  that  it  is  not  complicated,  the  fact  still  remains
that every person who uses a Neurocalometer MUST have been taught
its correct use before we will deliver to him.
This technique can be right  or  wrong,  good  or  bad,  help  or  hurt  his
patient.  Here  is  an  instrument  of  exact  precision  if  done  right,  but  a
dangerous  instrument  in  the  hands  of  any  person  who  does  not  know
how  to  use  it,  or  uses  it  wrongly,  or  begins  right  and  gradually  slips
until  it  is  accomplishing  the  very  opposite  of  what  it  is  capable  of
doing.
Let us, then, study the two methods of delivering same.
The  PSC  will  NOT  deliver  ANY  Neurocalometer  to  ANY  lessee
until  such  time  as  he  has  had  a  course  in  technique,  which  course
covers a period of two daysmorning, afternoon and
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eveningwith  actual  contact  with  a  Neurocalometer  and  patient.  In
this  he  is  taught  WHAT  TO  DO  to  accomplish  the  tremendous
potential values it possesses; and what NOT to do that would produce
the very opposite, or cause injury.
Others  approach  you  with  the  sales-outright  plan,  ship  by  express,
now you have it go ahead and use it idea. Under such a condition I say
to you frankly and with all candor, any such person  is  dangerous  and
the  instrument  (whatever  its  name)  will  produce  more  BAD  results
than  good.  It  were  far  better  that  one  continue  under  his  OLDER
SYSTEM  without  an  instrument  than  to  attempt  to  use  an  instrument
without proper and competent technique being taught him.
This  is  but  ANOTHER  example  of  the  difference  in  intents  and
purposes of  the  two  organizationsand,  of  course,  it  all  shows  up  in
the difference in cost.
SHALL WE REDUCE THE PRICE?
The  first  answer  to  this  question  will  be  yes,  because  every  man
first  applies  the  question  to  the  way  it  will  affect  HIM.  Finding  that
HE  can  save  money,  he  answers  accordingly.  He  applies  that  answer
to the time element, which means I save money TODAY.
But, what about TOMORROW? That is involved also.
I am perfectly willing to reduce the  price  of  the Neurocalometer  by
removing  all  restrictions,  by  selling  to  everybody,  providing  (and  get
these well fixed in mind):
FirstNo  matter  what  happens  TOMORROW,  there  is  no
comeback  on  me;  no  reaction  from  the  Chiropractor  on  me  based  on
the reaction that the public has on the Chiropractor.
SecondThat I sell to everybody else FIRST, in your town, and sell
to the Chiropractor LAST.
In  other  words,  I  want  to  place  anywhere  from  200  to  5,000
Neurocalometers  in  your  town,  selling  to  M.Ds,  osteopaths,  mixers,
barbers, and in fact to anybody who has the money. Those people are
going  to  pick  the  pressures,  give  adjustments,  and  get  sick  people
well.  As  a  result  of  THEIR  work,  there  is  going  to  be  a  destructive
reaction  AGAINST  YOU.  But,  YOU  have  got  your  Neurocalometer
cheaper, and isnt that what YOU wanted?
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If  the  Chiropractic  profession  wants  Neurocalometers  CHEAPER  I
will sell them that way, but with it go all the evils that are contingent
upon  such  a  selling  plan.  It  would  mean  the  elimination  of
Chiropractic  as  a  universal  health  method  and  the  abolition  of  the
Chiropractor  as  a  profession,  and  the  building  up  of  a  home-health
service,  with  the  head  of  every  home  as  his  own  Chiropractorwith
YOU fading out of the scene.
If  you  are  willing  to  pay  THAT  price  TOMORROW  to  get  your
Neurocalometer  cheaper  TODAY,  then  I  am  willing  to  do  business
that way.
Is THAT what you want?
WE SHALL HELP YOU
In our tours around the country demonstrating, we  find  hundreds  of
Chiropractors  who  cannot  adjust  cervical  vertebral  subluxations
sufficiently efficient to reduce pressures and restore transmissions. As
we  find  many  cord  pressures  here  which  vitally  involve  many  other
points below, it has become an important issue.
The  Neurocalometer  and  its  technique  is  merely  an  instrument  and
how to use it. But, as is true of golf, there is a follow thru that must go
with  it,  viz.:  Palpation  and  adjustment.  What  good  is  a
Neurocalometer  TO  FIND  the  pressure  and  interference  to
transmission IF, after finding it, you cant release it?
Our  profession  has  been  slipping  for  years  into  cervical  moves
TMs,  rotaries,  breaks,  etc.all  because  they  are  easier  and  other
alibies  we  have  been  offering  ourselves.  It  is  now  being
unquestionably  proven  by  the  Neurocalometer,  that  these  moves  DO
NOT  release  pressures  and  restore  transmissions.  It  has  become
imperative that our profession CHECK, AND CHECK HARD.
In our classes in  Neurocalometer  technique,  when  we  find  anybody
who cannot give a competent and qualified adjustment, a la recoil new
posture,  we  shall  refuse  to  lease  him  a  Neurocalometer.  BUTand
heres the worthwhile issuewe shall hold him over until that class is
finished  and  give  extra  and  separate  instruction  IN  HOW,  and  drill
him until he gets the fundamental. When he can deliver, he will get his
Neurocalometer.
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There  will  be  no  extra  charge  for  this.  Just  a  part  of  our
NEUROCALOMETER  SERVICE  which  is  an  item  of  overhead
which  we  knew  we  would  have  to  carry  (knowing  our  profession  as
well as we do), therefore figured it all in on first vice.
Fountain Head News of August 9, 1924, said:
DANGEROUS TO SOCIETY
Let me suggest that you regard the following article as though there
were  no  possible  way  to  prevent  what  I  am  going  to  recite.  Suppose
that  any  man  could  do  just  what  is  being  done,  and  then  regard  it  as
one  of  the  possible  dangers  to  the  sick.  And  when  you  have  that
thoroughly  fastened  in  your  minds,  you  will  see  one  of  the  reasons
why  I  am  anxious  to  protect  the  sick  against  those  who  would  set  at
naught  their  rights  to  be  protected,  and,  again,  you  will  better
understand  what  I  mean  when  I  say,  The  Chiropractic  group  mind
cannot be trusted to preserve Chiropractic in its purity for posterity.
In  olden  days  (not  very  far  back,  as  time  goes)  we  had  cord
pressures  in  about  3  per  cent  to  5  per  cent  of  the  cases.  In  modern
days  (since  the  Neurocalometer)  this  jumps  up  to  approximately  40
per cent to 50 per cent.
In olden days we  guessed  at  what  we  thought  such  was.  Now  we
KNOW which is which, and which are not.
Let  us  take  a  concrete  case,  and  this  is  but  one  of  hundreds  in  our
files:
The Neurocalometer found pressures upon nerves at:
4th Cervical, Right Side
2nd Dorsal, Left Side
6th Dorsal, Left Side
9th Dorsal, Right Side
12th Dorsal, Right Side
4th Lumbar, Left Side
and  the  case  had  troubles  that  could  have  their  apparent  origins  from
each of these  as  a  local  spinal  nerve  pressure,  if  we  use  the  language
and thoughts of yesterday.
The 4th cervical was adjusted. That right side pressure was reduced
to zero. The Neurocalometer was then used to see what
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the readings were at ALL of the other places listed. The 6th dorsal, 4th
lumbar  and  9th  dorsal  all  checked  to  zero  without  other  adjustments
being given at any other place.
The  2nd  dorsal  was  adjusted.  The  left  side  pressure  was  reduced  to
zero. We then checked the only other remaining one, the 12th dorsal,
and it was reduced to zero.
This case proved TWO cord pressures in the same case at the  same
time.
All  that  were  EVER  adjusted  were  the  4th  cervical  and  the  2nd
dorsal, and the case got well of EVERYTHING she had at ALL of the
places  where  it  might  have  been  construed  (and  would  have  been
construed) that there were local spinal nerve pressures.
The inevitable conclusion is that although the place had six indicated
places  of  pressure,  only  TWO  PLACES  were  causing  the  six.  The
other  four  were  caused  by  the  two.  The  further  conclusion  is
established  that  there  WERE  NO  SPINAL  NERVE  PRESSURES  at
the  other  four  places.  We  are  forced,  then,  to  see  that  IF
ADJUSTMENTS HAD BEEN GIVEN AT THE OTHER FOUR, WE
WOULD  HAVE  PRODUCED  SUBLUXATIONS,  PRESSURES
AND  INTERFERENCES  IN  FOUR  PLACES  WHERE  THERE
WERE NONE.
Along comes one infringer. His infringing machine cannot correctly
read  the  places  of  pressure,  nor  can  he  correctly  check  them  to  zero
after  an  adjustment.  But  having  printed  circulars  stating  that  his
instrument  was  second  to  none  on  the  market,  he  is  compelled  to
make a stab to try and prove his assertions.
Here is the manner in which he alibies his failures. He picks as many
places  in  the  spine  as  his  incompetent  machine  will  artificially
establish.  Then  he  adjusts  ALL  OF  THEM  AT  ONE  AND  THE
SAME  TIMEthe  old,  shotgun  idea.  Then  he  attempts  to  alibi  the
checking-out system to satisfy the lookers-on.
Whats the result? He says, Majors and minors and the spinal cord
pressure  idea  are  all  the  bunk.  If  that  sort  of  technique  were  to  be
used on cases, working with this very crude infringement, there can be
no  question  but  what  MORE  DANGER  EXISTS  IN  ITS  USE  THIS
WAY than under the older system WITHOUT a Neurocalometer.
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If  it  be  true  that  proper,  competent  and  qualified  Neurocalometer
technique has been able to prove that cord pressures are now relatively
frequent, up to 40 per cent to 50 per cent, then we are rendering a far
greater service to the public to profit by such evidence  by  refusing  to
adjust those places where in previous days we thought we had a local
spinal nerve pressure which now proves itself to be cord pressure. On
this  particular  type  of  case  alone  we  step  up  our  efficiency  by  40  per
cent  to  50  per  cent,  and  who  knows  how  much  more  than  that,  by
refusing  to  adjust  those  places  where  there  were  no  local  spinal
pressures,  but  which  we  would  create,  believing  them  to  be  local
subluxations with local pressures.
If  that  be  true,  then  how  dangerous  is  any  man  who  goes  on
adjusting all local pressures, believing them to be local pressures, just
for  the  sake  of  trying  to  deny  something  somebody  else  has  said,
permitting  his  prejudices  and  anger  and  jealousies  to  dictate  his
judgment  in  the  rendering  of  instruction  to  the  profession  on  how  to
render  service  to  the  sick.  That  man  would  primarily  adjust  many
subluxations which were not. How can we estimate the damage HE
would  do  in  creating  subluxations,  pressures  and  interferences  in  all
the  places  that  he  would  cover,  when  they  should  be  let  alone?  An
infringement in HIS hands becomes a weapon of life and death, more
terrifying than a loaded gun, for with it he pleads science and teaches
professional murderers to perform their deeds in the open daylight.
Any  man  who  starts  out  on  a  system  of  revenge  and  builds  his
organization to accomplish such an end, would ultimately do humanity
serious  damage  which  would  reflect  backward  upon  Chiropractic
worse than any of our present acts have done.
Thank  goodness,  there  is  a  recourse  in  patent  law  to  prevent  all  of
this from going onas soon as the patents are allowed.
THE HOTBOX INDICATOR
For months the field has been circularized with printed letters telling
about the Hotbox Indicator, and what it is and will do.
They  have  repeatedly  stated  that  there  are  over  500  in  use  today.
They will sell the first thousand at practically cost.
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For months this office has been endeavoring to get one. We wanted
to see it. At last we have one.
In our travels we have asked many if they had ordered. We have run
across many who have ordered, but have run into only two people who
have received. One was in Indiana, and this one we have.
They have been selling them for months, get your money and make
no  deliveries.  We  have  had  inquiries  about  the  reliability  of  the  firm
and their product.
Finally, to force a showdown, we advised one person to threaten suit
for  fraud  in  the  use  of  the  mails  if  they  did  not  deliver  at  once,  after
she had written several times and her money  had  been  in  for  months.
That letter brought results. WE now have THAT hotbox indicator.
The circular letter says:
What  would  you  give  to  convince  your  patients  of  the  seriousness
of their condition?
Added  to  this,  what  is  it  worth  to  you,  to  be  sure  that  you  have
picked the right majors?
The Hotbox Indicator will do all  this  for  you.  It  is  a  very  sensitive
barometer-like instrument, that when placed on the patients back, just
aside of the spine, where the nerves leave the foramina, it registers the
heat generated. You can show the patient just where his trouble lies.
The  spinograph  checks  your  palpation  and  the  Hotbox  Indicator
checks your majors.
What is this hotbox indicator?
It  is  an  ordinary  Taylor-made  clinical  thermometer  with  the
exception  that  the  bulb  end  is  flattened  out  to  about  the  size  of  a
diameter of a large lead pencil.
Does it do any of the things their printed letter indicates? No!
Will it do MORE than they advertise? Yes! Too well! All you do is
to  exert  a  trifling  pressure  upon  the  bulb  end,  flat  surface,  and  it  will
shoot  the  mercury  up  to  anything  you  want,  even  to  the  very  top.
Pressure  on  the  patients  back  will  give  you  any  inaccurate  reading
you want.
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It is called a HOTbox indicator. You can let it rest on any COLD
substance and by exerting the slightest pressure it will rush to the top
of  the  tube  instantly,  pronto.  A  tip  of  a  pencil  pressure  will  do  the
same.
When  very  slight  pressures  will  rush  the  mercury  to  the  top  of  the
tube, it has little value in the hands of the average Chiropractor. When
pressure of cold substances upon the bulb will rush the mercury to 111
at  the  top  of  the  tube,  it  has  little  value  in  determining  hotboxes  of
the spine of human  beings  who  are  sick.  When  pressure  becomes  the
determining  causative  factor  of  the  readings  attained,  then  heat  and
cold have lost their values, and therefore could determine very little by
registering pressures upon nerves or interferences with transmissions.
We  feel  sorry  for  The  Hotbox  Indicator  Co.,  who  rushed  into  print
with statements that are not being substantiated by the instrument. We
feel  sorry  that  they  have  taken  so  many  orders  and  are  holding  them
months with few deliveries. We feel sorry that they hesitate to deliver
because  of  the  inability  of  their  instrument  to  live  up  to  their
declarations  in  advertising.  We  feel  sorry  that  they  now  dont  know
what to do with the money they have received, and hesitate to deliver.
They surely are in a dilemma.  It  is  another  one  of  those  issues  where
Chiropractors are being jipped with good money for bad products.
You who have orders in will do well to GET YOURS Perhaps a stiff
letter will do it.
You paid little, and it is worth little. You get just what you pay for.
Isnt it true?
You cant get something for nothing!
THE NEUROCALOMETER SPEAKS THE TRUTH
Whatever  you  do,  the  Neurocalometer  will  prove  or  disprove  its
value.
If you give an adjustment, and it doesnt remove the pressure and
restore transmissionthe Neurocalometer will speak right up and out
loud in meetin and tell you so.
If you do give an adjustment and the Neurocalometer proves a zero
reading, then it also speaks with a smile.
In demonstrations such as we have given in a few places, it has been
a wonderful check on many Chiropractors who were
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otherwise  self-satisfied.  In  Neurocalometer  technique  instruction
given  here  to  classes,  it  has  been  a  wonderful  means  of  proving  up
those Chiropractors who can and those who cannot adjust.
As one good, sincere Chiropractor recently said: Supposing I come
to  Lyceum  to  take  my  Neurocalometer  technique,  and  the
Neurocalometer  should  prove  that  I  could  not  adjust  so  as  to  release
pressures,  would  I  get  my  Neurocalometer  anyhow?  The  answer  is
NO!
In  developing  the  technique  necessary  to  the  proper  use  of  the
Neurocalometer  we  have  found  many  things  of  great  value  to  the
practitioner in the field. A new way of arriving at the absolute majors
and  the  importance  of  cord  pressure  in  problem  cases  have  been
worked  out  so  that  any  Chiropractor  can  learn  in  the  course  of
Neurocalometer  technique  how  to  positively  solve  these  problems  in
every case.
Among  other  things  of  startling  simplicity  and  unmeasurable  value
are  some  NEW  IDEAS  IN  ADJUSTING.  We  have  made  ordinary
adjustors  who  were  unable  to  reduce  pressures  at  first  into  highly
efficient  adjustors  during  the  course  of  Neurocalometer  technique.  In
other  words,  we  have  found  that  the  mere  moving  of  bones  does  not
reduce  pressures,  but  with  a  little  explanation  and  a  few  trials  the
Chiropractor  is  transformed  almost  immediately  into  a  most  efficient
adjustor.  All  of  this  is  a  part  of  the  Neurocalometer  service,  and  is
taught along with the technique of the Neurocalometer.
Many  practitioners  would  gladly  give  the  lease  price  of  the
Neurocalometer just for the instruction they get in the philosophy, art,
and technique of Chiropractic.
BUT,  if  everything  else  is  O.  K.,  and,  for  other  reasons  you  ARE
entitled to one, we shall take pleasure in having you stay here until we
can  give  you  special  instruction  in  HOW  TO  ADJUST  SO  AS  TO
RELEASE  PRESSURES  UPON  NERVES  AND  RESTORE
TRANSMISSIONS  until  the  Neurocalometer  speaks  with  a  smile
upon YOUR work.
And,  well  charge  that  up  to  NEUROCALOMETER  SERVICE.  No
extra charge, thank you!
The  P.S.C.  is  taking  a  great  pleasure  in  realizing,  as  of  the  date  of
this  writing,  that  over  300  Chiropractors  now  have  taken  their
technique  courses,  and  over  300  Chiropractors  are  BETTER
Chiropractors for what the Neurocalometer has done for them.
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NEUROCALOMETER CLUBS
Neurocalometer  users  are  forming  Neurocalometer  Clubs  for
purposes  of  assisting  each  other  in  technique  and  better  serving  the
community and the sick. Its a wonderful spirit. More than likely at the
Lyceum  in  1925  we  shall  form  a  National  Club,  the  same  as  the
spinographers have their National Spinographic Society.
The  Chiropractors  in  Newark,  Washington,  Chicago,  Milwaukee,
New  York,  etc.,  have  been  encouraged  to  form  city  clubs.  In  large
cities  this  can  be  done,  for  there  are  enough  worth  while.  In  other
places  it  may  be  advisable  to  form  a  district  club,  covering  several
counties. This is a local option, and should be governed accordingly.
This membership should be limited
First: To those who have a Neurocalometer.
Second:  To  those  who  are  assistants  in  and  do  Neurocalometer
technique.
Third:  (And  this  should  be  a  cardinal  primary  essentialTo  those
who use the new posture recoil adjustment  in  their  regular,  usual  and
ordinary  daily  practice  on  cases.  I  mention  this  because  upon  the
results attained with cases depends the success of the club movement.
And  results  in  Neurocalometer  work  in  releasing  pressures  and
restoring transmissions depend upon new posture recoil work.
Fourth:  To  studying  the  restrictions  around  your  lease,  and
understanding  its  intent  so  all  may  abide  by  them  and  not  suffer
penalties.
Fifth: To reporting any known infractions of  the  restrictions  as  well
as violations of advertising.
While the Neurocalometer is new and all are learning, the meetings
should be held once a week. Later, when the fundamentals have been
talked  and  worked  out,  they  can  be  held  every  two  weeks.  After  a
while once a month will probably be often enough.
At these club meetings you should discuss technique;
check each other to see who has slipped and how;
see  how  much  you  have  forgotten  which  was  taught  in  our
classes;
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give  each  other  readings  and  all  watch  the  one  and  check  his
errors;
discuss failures in reductions to zero and why;
pay  close  attention  to  the  adjustments  you  thought,  but  didnt
give;
study cases and make reports;
contrast the difference between the readings and what the analyses
would have been and why;
cord pressures should receive considerable attention in discussion.
Cases  that  have  been  under  the  older  methods  and  on  which  you
have failed and then have been adjusted according to Neurocalometer
readings  with  marked  results  should  be  written  up  with  histories  and
readings,  stating  the  contrasting  features  of
before-Neurocalometer-and-since,  and  sent  in  here  so  that  we  can
tabulate them and keep on file.
As  soon  as  clubs  are  formed,  we  shall  refer  new  applicants  for  our
Neurocalometer service to your club for your approval or disapproval
as to Chiropractic qualifications.
CAN THERE BE ANY EVASIONS?
Chicago, III., July 29,1924.
Palmer School of Chiropractic,
Davenport, Iowa.
Gentlemen:  This  is  in  response  to  your  request  for  information  concerning  your
legal  rights  to  Dr.  Evins  Neurocalometer  and  process  of  diagnosis  and
correction.
It  is  true  that  until  a  patent  application  is  allowed  and  issues  as  a  patent  no
action can be had against others who infringe the invention. They cannot infringe
a  patent  until  it  is  issued,  and  therefore  no  grounds  for  legal  action  lie  until  the
actual issuance of the patent.
However, when the patent issues, the mere fact that the  patented  article  or
process  had,  prior  to  that  time,  been  open  to  the  public  is  no  warrant  for
continued  infringement.  As  the  Court  of  appeals  in  the  Ninth  Circuit  said  in
Columbia vs. Chandler, 221 Fed., 261-263
But it does not follow, from the fact that there can be no claim of damages for
manufacturing the trucks before the issuance of the patent, that the trucks were set
free from the monopoly of the patent, and could therefore be used, without
liability to the inventor.
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It  may  be  that  a  sale  of  a  subsequently  patented  article  made  before  the  patent
issues  is  valid,  but  the  mere  physical  and  legal  possession  of  the  article  does
not warrant its use. This was the finding of a United States Court in Wisconsin,
in Federal Construction Co. vs. Park Improvement Co., 166 Fed., 128, where the
Court said:
At the outset we concur in the contention of complainant that ownership of the
physical structure does not necessarily conclude the incorporeal right to use the
same, . . . 
The  Court  in  that  case  held  that  the  owner  of  the  patented  mechanism  had  the
right to use it, not because he had bought it, but because the subsequent patentee
had himself concurred in the building and operation of the original machine, prior
to the issuance of his patent.
In your case, on the other hand, those who manufacture and sell and use devices
which  are  the  equivalent  of  the  Evins  Neurocalometer  do  so  against  your  most
vigorous protest and in the face of notice from you to desist.
We  may  summarize  your  position  by  stating  that  while,  until  your  patent  or
patents  issue,  you  have  no  cause  of  action,  a  cause  of  action  will  immediately
accrue  upon  the  issuance  of  either  process  or  apparatus  patents,  and  the  field
which,  up  to  the  time  of  the  issuance  of  the  patent,  was  open  to  the  public  is
subsequently  closed.  After  the  issuance  of  apparatus  patents  no  machines
falling within the claims of such patents can be made or sold or used, and the
use of articles earlier sold cannot be continued. When the process patent issues,
then  the  practice  of  the  process  by  any  unauthorized  person  and  with  any
mechanism, no matter when or where bought, becomes an infringement of the
process claims.
In  warning  the  public  of  your  pending  applications  and  of  your  intention  to
enforce them when they ripen as patents, you are not only protecting yourself but
are fulfilling your duty to the public.
Very truly yours,
PARKER & CARTER,
By Norman S. Parker,
(Signed.)
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Right  at  the  beginning,  while  the  impression  is  possible,  I  want  to
register  this  FACTthere  IS  a  difference  between  the  Neuro-
calometer  and  all  its  imitators;  that  difference  exists  in  more  than
nameit  goes  to  the  root  of  doing  the  thing  the  Neurocalometer  has
set out to do.
Now that the conclusion is  stated  at  the  beginning,  Ill  back  up  and
tell the story.
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I understand all of  us  so  well  that  I  know  most  of  us  ARE  liable  to
go off half-cocked and then it takes months to get some of us back on
the right track.
Along  comes  the  Neurocalometer.  You  hear  me  tell  much  good
about  it.  You  hear  me  say  that  it  is  THE  MOST  VALUABLE
INVENTION  OF  THE  AGE  BECAUSE  IT  PICKS,  PROVES  AND
LOCATES  THE  CAUSE  OF  ALL  DIS-EASES  OF  THE  HUMAN
RACE, and by that time you have pricked up your ears, opened your
mind  to  reason,  begin  to  get  ready  to  want  to  see  one  demonstrated
somewhereand,  away  back,  you  are  scheming  how  you  can  meet
those outrageous prices because if it does what B.J. says it does, we
simply must have one or go out of business.
But,  circumstances  are  such  that  no  P.S.C.  demonstrator  has  been
able  to  come  to  YOUR  town  yet,  or  anywhere  near.  So,  YOU  have
NOT YET seen THE NEUROCALOMETER.
But, your interest is aroused, and you are rarin to go.
Now  come  along  some  ten  or  fifteen  infringers.  They  come  just
like  a  hobo,  in  open  daylight,  ready  to  sponge  a  meal,  never  pay  a
cent,  or  pay  anything  for  what  they  get.  They  want  you  to  give,  but
they  are  unwilling  to  give  anything  to  get.  How  they  contrast
themselves  with  an  upright,  earnest,  sincere  and  intelligent  workman
who  labors  to  produce  and  is  willing  to  pay  the  price  of  service
rendered to deliver accordingly.
Sooner  or  later  some  of  these  infringers  are  going  to  stake  their
gypsy  tent  somewhere  near,  close  to  where  you  live;  so  you  polish
Lizzie,  feed  her  oil  and  start  off  early  in  the  morning,  determined  to
see one of those wonder machines.
You  knew,  OF  COURSE,  before  you  left  home,  that  it  wasnt  a
NEUROCALOMETER  you  were  going  to  see.  But  the  name  sounded
similar. You believed that it was about the same thing, intended to do
the  same  work.  The  literature  you  received  said  that  it  was  just  as
good, and  equal  in  efficiency  to  any  instrument  on  the  market.  So
you  fully  expected  to  see  THE  SAME  THING  as  a
NEUROCALOMETER,  even  though  by  a  different  name,  put  out  by
somebody else.
You arrive! You look! You study! And here is what you see: A little
box with a meter on one end, and a handle thing on the
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other  end  of  a  cord  that  unites  both  of  them.  (So  far,  it  meets  the
description you have heard about the Neurocalometer).
They  make  a  test  on  a  patient  by  putting  these  handles  over  the
spine. (And that is what you heard WE did with a Neurocalometer).
You  watch  the  little  needle.  It  may  register  high  at  the  very
beginning of the demonstration. Later it doesnt register very high, on
either side. After a while it seems to get tired, works slower, seems to
get stuck-like and then finally it refuses to work to any but ONE side
all the time. The technician tells you it is getting hot and I will have
to  wait  awhile,  until  it  cools  off.  You  take  all  this  apple  sauce  for
granted, and sit back, waiting.
Meanwhile  you  take  all  this  for  granted  that  it  is  the  usual  and
necessary process to go through, jump ahead to conclusions that THE
NEUROCALOMETER,  BEING  THE  SAME  KIND  OF  A
MACHINE,  MUST  DO  THE  SAME  THING,  IN  THE  SAME
WAY. Not so; there IS a difference!
By this time you are having some doubts. You dont like it, but that
is  what  you  have  just  seen.  You  hardly  think  it  is  worth  the  money
being asked, regardless of whether that price be $100 or $500. But you
reflect  seriously;  you  recall  the  wonderful  things  I  have  said  about
THE NEUROCALOMETER, and then you MAY make the plunge.
So long as you see ONLY the infringement you MIGHT be satisfied
to  the  point  of  buying.  If  you  THEN  could  just  see  THE
NEUROCALOMETER  alongside,  by  quick  contrast,  you  would  be
glad to pay the differencebecause there IS a difference in something
more than price.
These  infringements  work,  anywhere  from  where  they  DONT
work,  on  up  the  varying  scale  TO  THE  NEUROCALOMETER  AT
THE  PEAK  OF  EFFICIENCY.  All  of  these  infringements  are
below required scale. Some of them are worse than that.
As  you  view  these  different  degrees  of  incapabilities  to  deliver  the
work you  have  a  right  to  expectyou  are  liable  to  become  disgusted
not only with the infringement, but also against the Neurocalometer.
PLEASE keep your mind open until you have
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seen the NEUROCALOMETER. Some of these infringements are of
such inferior quality that WE HERE are beginning to feel the reaction
AGAINST  THE  NEUROCALOMETER  because  of  demonstrations
made with their instrument. PLEASE keep your mind OPEN.
Here  is  just  one  sample  of  many  letters  received  from  various
Chiropractors  in  different  parts  of  this  country.  This  writer  saw  THE
NEUROCALOMETER,  was  sold  to  the  idea  and  purchased  one  on
sight. He KNOWS the difference:
The    X    men  were  in    yesterday,  putting  on  a
demonstration.  Not  more  than  fifteen  chiropractors  were  here,  and  to  say  they
were disgusted is putting it mildly. The machine was not at all accurate, and they
had to wait so long between each contact to let the heat get out of the machine that
if you worked your head off all day you could not handle more than ten patients a
day.
So you see, every demonstration he makes boosts your machine.
    
P.S.Dr.    was  here  from  ,  and  said  he  would  not  buy  from
Palmer,  and  he  wanted  some  kind  of  a  machine,  but  he  would  not  have  
machine in his office after witnessing his demonstration.
Let  me  recall  something  to  your  mind.  About  a  week  or  two  ago  I
wrote  quite  a  lengthy  story  about  InfringementsA  General  Lay  of
the  Ground.  In  that  story  I  extended  myself  about  that
hot-and-cold-junction  pyrometer  idea.  Thats  what  they  are  ALL
running  into.  There  isnt  A  SINGLE  ONE  that  has  solved  THAT
problemexcept the Neurocalometer.
Heres  what  happens.  The  average  Chiropractic  school  head  hears
about  the  Neurocalometer.  He  knows  I  am  behind  it.  Rather  than  be
beaten in the game, he decides to go into the business too.
This  C.S.H.  visits  some  E.E.  (electrical  engineer),  which  E.E.  is
always  world  famous  and  is  connected  with  some  worlds  biggest
plant  of  some  kind.  This  C.S.H.  tells  this  E.E.  all  about  what  THE
NEUROCALOMETER claims to be able to do. The E.E. immediately,
if  not  sooner,  knows  all  about  thatwhat  that  is,  nothing  but  a
galvanometer  and  a  pyrometer  put  togetherwe  have  been  using
those for yearsnothing new to that
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thats  simpleIll  have  one  put  together  for  you  before  nightI  can
make them up for you for $100 or lessthose fellows out there cant
patent that because it is as old as the hills.
Under  this  glowing  tribute  to  a  wonderful  understanding  upon  the
part of the E.E.the C.S.H. tells him to go ahead and make up some.
Then  the  C.S.H.  trots  back  to  his  office,  writes  some  very  glowing
tributes to his Neuro-mometer. He gets the sudden happy spurt, prints
his  literature  (which  is  mostly  copied  and  imitated),  even  to  names,
claims,  patents-applied-for  n  everything.  They  set  a  price,  ask  for
money, are set to receive bushels of orders, in fact go  so  far  as  to  set
dates for deliveries.
And  then  what  happens?  In  a  few  days  the  E.E.  gives  them  a
demonstration  that  WONT  demonstrate,  except  as  described  in  the
above  letter.  And,  when  the  C.S.H.  has  it,  he  hasnt.  He  bumps  hard
into that hot-and-cold-junction thing and then they begin to run chills
up and down their own spines. They have promised much in print and
cant  deliver  anything  but  a  fizzle  in  reality.  Its  a  hard  and  cruel
world,  when  these  fellows  have  to  come  down  out  of  the  clouds  and
hit the hard earth.
Just keep  this  ONE  thing  in  mindthe  failures  you  have  witnessed
are  due  to  their  inability  to  overcome  that  hot-and-cold-junction
problem.  D.  D.  Evins  HAS  ELIMINATED  THAT  IN  THE
NEUROCALOMETER.  HE  HAS  ACCOMPLISHED  THE  ONE
THING  THAT  PHYSICS  HAS  SAID  IS  IMPOSSIBLE.  And  these
world  famous  E.E.s  were  following  the  usual  physicists  path  of
least resistance.
There IS a difference. Come to Lyceum and see for yourself.
Just  to  be  a  good  sport,  I  would  like  to  throw  open  a  competition
during Lyceum of all machines on the one and  same  back,  and  let  an
impartial  jury  of  fifteen  Chiropractors  say  which  is  which,
blindfolding  each  machine  and  judging  them  solely  by  their  work
accomplished.  But  whats  the  usewe  do  not  need  to,  for  the  patent
situation will take care of all that.
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THIS IS A PATENT LAW
Law Offices of
PARKER & CARTER
1410 Marquette Building
Chicago
August 2, 1924.
Palmer School of Chiropractic,
Davenport, Iowa.
Gentlemen:  In  accordance  with  your  recent  request,  we  are  herewith  rendering
you an opinion upon your legal rights and those of your licensor, Dr. Evins, under
the  pending  application  covering  the  process  and  apparatus  of  and  for  detection
and correction of abnormal conditions along the spine.
The inventions are covered by pending applications WHICH CONTAIN BOTH
PROCESS  AND  APPARATUS  CLAIMS.  While  claims  are  pending  but  not
allowed, the applicant holds a general inchoate right in his invention upon which
he  cannot  bring  suit.  He  cannot  make  good  his  EXCLUSIVE  RIGHT  to  his
invention  in  the  courts  UNTIL  he  obtains  a  patent.  (Gayler  vs.  Wilder,  13  L.  E.
504, 10 Howe, 477-493; Marsh vs. Nichols, Shepard & Co., 32 L. E. 538, 128 U.
S. 605-612; Lyon vs. Donaldson, 34 Fed. 789; Brill vs. St. Louis Car Co., 80 Fed.
909.)  Thus  unless  and  until  you  obtain  a  patent  or  patents  covering  your
inventions you have no grounds for suit.
It  follows  that  those  who  have  manufactured,  sold  and  used  articles  falling
within the terms of your patents and who have practiced processes covering your
patents,  before  the  patents  issue,  cannot  be  sued  by  you  for  anything  which  they
did  before  the  patents  issued.  You  can  recover  no  damages  for  anything  which
happened  before  the  issuance  of  your  patents.  (Columbia  vs.  Chandler  241,  Fed.
261-263, C.C.A. 9 and Jennings vs. Rogers Silver Plate Co., 118 Fed. 339; C. C.
Conn.)
When  your  patents  issue  THE  SITUATION  IS  IMMEDIATELY  ENTIRELY
CHANGED.  Although  you  cannot  recover  damages  for  the  sale  of  earlier
infringing  instruments,  YOU  CAN  ENJOIN  THEIR  USE.  The  law  covering  this
situation was clearly stated in Columbia vs. Chandler. This case involved a patent
for  improvement  in  trucks.  The  district  court  entered  a  decree  sustaining  the
validity  of  the  patent  AND  ENJOINING  THE  DEFENDANTS  FROM  USING
THE  TRUCKS  WHICH  HAD  BEEN  SOLD  TO  THEM.  The  court  of  appeals
sustained  the  patents  and  held  that  the  trucks  in  question  did  infringe  the  patent,
and after stating that there could be no recovery from damages it went on to say:
But  it  does  not  follow,  from  the  fact  that  there  can  be  no  claim  of
damages  for  manufacturing  the  trucks  before  the  issuance  of  the  patent,
that  the  trucks  were  set  free  from  the  monopoly  of  the  patent,  and  could
thereafter be used, without liability to the inventor.
The injunction against the use of the twenty pairs of trucks in question
to  be  dissolved  UPON  PAYMENT  BY  THE  APPELLANTS  OF  THE.
AMOUNT SO TO BE FOUND DUE TO THE APPELLEES.
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The  court  could  not  have  decided  otherwise,  for  Section  4884  of  the  U.  S.
Revised Statutes reads as follows:
Sec.  4884.  Every  patent  shall  contain  a  short  title  or  description  of  the
invention  or  discovery,  correctly  indicating  its  nature  and  design,  and  a
grant to the patentee, his heirs or assigns, for the term of seventeen years,
of the exclusive right to make, use and vend the invention or discovery
throughout  the  United  States  and  the  Territories  thereof,  referring  to  the
specification for the particulars thereof.
After  the  patent  has  issued  the  prior  maker  of  the  patented  article  becomes
responsible  for  royalties  or  damages  for  all  articles  he  continues  to  make.
(Jennings vs. Rogers Silver Plate Co., 118 Fed. 339; C. C. Conn.)
These  cases  should  dispose  of  any  contention  that  the  mere  fact  that  the
instrument  has  been  bought  before  a  patent  issued,  is  sufficient  to  make  the
holder of that instrument immune from prosecution for its use after the patent
issues. As clearly stated in the statute, the monopoly of the patentee extends to the
manufacture,  sale  and  use  of  the  infringing  articles,  and  while  the  manufacture,
sale and use of an article before the patent issues is not an infringement, its use by
the purchaser after the patent issues is an infringement.
The  mere  fact  that  the  holder  of  a  patented  article  bought  it  in  good  faith
and  legally,  does  not  give  him  the  right  to  violate  a  patent  monopoly.  In  the
Federal  Construction  Co.  vs.  Park  Improvement  Co.,  166  Fed.  128;  C.  C.  Wis.,
the  inventor  of  an  amusement  device  tried  to  restrain  the  purchaser  of  an
amusement park in which it was set up, from using it. The court stated:
At  the  outset  we  concur  in  the  contention  of  complainant  that
ownership  of  the  physical  structure  does  not  necessarily  conclude  the
incorporeal right to use the same, and also that such incorporeal right may
not be foreclosed by the operation of the statutes of the State (P. 129).
A similar question arose in the case of Daimler Manufacturing Co. vs. Conklin,
170  Fed.  70.  The  case  involved  the  right  of  a  purchaser  of  an  automobile  in
Europe  to  bring  that  automobile  into  America,  where  it  was  covered  by  patents,
and to use it. The court held that although the automobile might have been legally
purchased in Germany from a manufacturer, who in Germany had the right to sell
the automobile, this was not sufficient to give the American purchaser the right to
bring the automobile into America and use it,  when  the  automobile  infringed  the
claims of an American patent.
The  exception  to  this  general  ruling,  upon  which  those  who  are  copying  your
invention  apparently  rely,  is  that  provided  for  by  Section  4899  of  the  United
States Revised Statutes, which reads as follows:
Sec.  4899.  PERSONS  PURCHASING  OF  INVENTOR,  BEFORE
APPLICATION,  MAY  USE  OR  SELL  THE  THING  PURCHASED.
Every  person  who  purchases  of  the  inventor  or  discoverer,  or,  with  his
knowledge and consent, constructs any newly invented or dis-
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covered machine, or other patentable article prior to the application by the
inventor  or  discoverer  for  a  patent,  or  who  sells  or  uses  one  so
constructed, shall have the right to use, and vend to others to be used, the
specific thing so made or purchased without liability therefor.
By the terms of this statute, if an inventor sells an infringing article, by that act
he frees it from the patent monopoly. The section was interpreted by the supreme
court  in  Wade  vs.  Metcalf,  32  L.  E.  661;  129  U.  S.  202;  Mr.  Justice  Gray,
speaking in part as follows:
This section clearly defines four classes of persons who shall have  the
right  to  use,  and  to  vend  to  others  to  be  used,  a  specific  patentable
machine:
First:  Every  person  who  purchases  of  the  inventor  the  machine
before his application for a patent.
Second:  Every  person  who  wish  his  knowledge  and  consent  con-
structs the machine before the application.
Third:  Every  person  who  sells  a  machine  so  constructed,  that  is  to
say, which has been constructed with the knowledge and consent of the
inventor by another person.
Fourth:  Every  person  who  uses  one  so  constructed,  that  is  to  say,
constructed  with  the  inventors  knowledge  and  consent  by  another
person.
In order to entitle a person of any of these four classes to use and vend
the  machine,  under  this  section,  the  machine  must  originally  have  been
either  purchased  from  the  inventor,  or  else  constructed  with  his
knowledge and consent, before his application for a patent.
In  your  case,  far  from  licensing  any  competitors  to  use  the  Evins  process  or
Evins  structure,  you  have  most  strenuously  opposed  any  such  use,  and  this
statute  cannot  be  used  to  warrant  infringing  acts,  since  obviously  none  of  your
competitors are in the class of any of the exceptions mentioned by Justice Gray.
As  regards  the  scope  of  your  process  claims  we  may  mention  that  a  process
patent is not limited to the apparatus illustrated and shown in the specification,
for such apparatus must be considered as merely an example or illustration. If the
process  claims  cover  the  process  in  which  an  apparatus  is  used,  the  claims  are
infringed, even though the apparatus might differ widely from the apparatus
shown  in  the  process  patent.  Thus  when  your  broad  process  claims  issue,  they
can be infringed by the use of any type of apparatus, no matter how different
from  your  Neurocalometer,  provided  only  that  the  process  in  which  the
apparatus is used falls within your process claims. (Moore Filter Co. vs. Tonopah
Belmont  Development  Co.,  201  Fed.  352,  C.  C.  A.  3;  Expanded  Metal  Co.  vs.
Bradford, 136 Fed. 870-873, C. C. Pa.) This last case was reversed, 146 Fed. 984;
C.  C.  A.  3,  but  reaffirmed  by  the  supreme  court,  214  U.  S.  366-385,  53  L.  E.
1034-1041.
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Your situation may be summarized as follows:
Until  your  patents  issue  you  have  no  rights  upon  which  you  can  sue  and  any
one  can  make  your  apparatus  or  practice  your  process.  After  your  patent  issues
you  can  restrain  any  one  from  making,  selling  and  using  instruments  which
infringe your apparatus claims. You can restrain any one from practicing any
process  which  falls  within  the  terms  of  your  process  claims.  You  can  prevent
the use of any instrument, no matter when bought or when made, even though
manufactured  and  sold  before  your  patents  issued,  if  the  instrument  is  an
infringement  of  your  issued  claims.  You  can  prevent  the  practice  of  your
process  even  if  carried  on  by  instruments  which  do  not  infringe  your
apparatus  claims  and  which  are  entirely  different  from  the  apparatus
developed and patented.
The  only  exception  to  your  broad  monopolistic  rights  of  preventing  the
unauthorized  manufacture,  sale  and  use  by  others,  is  provided  by  the  earlier
mentioned statute, R. S. 4899, and this statute only applied to machines made and
sold with the knowledge and consent of the inventor.
In your case no such consent has been given.
Very truly yours,
PARKER & CARTER,
EM. By (Signed) NORMAN S. PARKER.
TO THE PALMER SCHOOL OF CHIROPRACTIC:
In compliance with your request, we submit herewith our written opinion as to
the rights of a patentee, after the issuance of a patent to him, to enjoin the sale or
use  of  infringing  articles  as  against  a  person  who  acquired  such  articles  prior  to
the issuance of the patent in question, and the right of such patentee to recover
damages from an infringer under similar circumstances, with particular reference
to  your  right  to  prevent  the  use  of  devices  infringing  upon  your
Neurocalometer  and  your  process  of  Neurocalometer  diagnosis  by  persons  who
construct the infringing devices without your consent or purchase them from
anyone other than you.
The  answer  to  your  question  involves  a  consideration  of  the  statutes  providing
for  the  issuance  of  patents  and  relating  to  the  infringement  thereof,  and  the
decisions of the United States Courts relative thereto.
The  issuance  of  patents  is  provided  for  by  Section  4884,  R.  S.  (7  Fed.  Stat.
Ann., page 14), which provides that:
Every  patent  shall  contain  *  *  *  a  grant  to  the  patentee,  his  heirs  or
assigns, for the term of 17 years, of the exclusive right to  make,  use  and
vend  the  invention  or  discovery  throughout  the  United  States  and  the
territories  thereof,  referring  to  the  specification  for  the  particulars
thereof.
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You will note that this Act provides for three exclusive rights, viz:
1. The exclusive right to make;
2. The exclusive right to sell;
3. The exclusive right to vend;
the invention or discovery.
These rights are well set out in 1 Hopkins on Patents, page 326, as follows:
As we have seen elsewhere, the right vested in a patentee by the grant
of the patent is exclusive or monopolistic in character, for a term of years
named,  in  a  territory  named,  and  embraces  three  distinct  substantive
rights, namely, the right to make, the right to use, and the right to sell. An
invasion  of  either  of  these  rights  by  another,  during  the  life  of  the  patent
and within the territory named in the patent, is called an infringement; and
the  device  or  art  thus  wrongfully  made  or  practiced  is  also  called  an
infringement.
The same idea is well expressed in Haselden vs. Ogden, 3 Fisher 378, Fed. Case
No. 6190:
An infringement is a copy made after and agreeing substantially and in
principle  with  the  article  described  in  the  Letters  Patent.  The  act  of
Congress confers upon the patentee and his assigns the exclusive right to
make,  to  use,  or  to  sell  to  others  to  be  used,  the  article  patented.  It  is,
therefore,  an  infringement  to  make  or  manufacture  a  patented  article,
though it is never used by the maker. It is likewise an infringement to use
a  patented  article,  though  made  by  another.  It  is  also  an  infringement  to
sell to others the article when it is manufactured by another. The law vests
the  exclusive  right  to  do  all  these  three  things  in  the  patentee,  and  hence
for another to do one or all of them is an infringement.
In 1 Rogers on Patents, page 137, it is said:
Infringement  is  the  unauthorized  making,  using,  or  selling  for
practical use or for  profit  of  an  invention  covered  by  a  valid  claim  of  a
patent during the life of the patent.  It  may  involve  any  one  or  all  of  the
acts of making, using, and selling.
It  is,  therefore,  an  infringement  for  an  unauthorized  person  to  make  a
patented machine, for use or for sale, though, in fact, it is neither used nor
sold; it is an infringement to  use  it,  though  made  by  another;  and  it  is  an
infringement  to  sell  it,  whether  made  by  ones  self  or  by  another
unauthorized person.
In 30 Cyc. 815, it is said:
A  patent  for  an  invention  is  a  grant  by  the  state  to  the  inventor,  his
heirs  or  assigns,  of  the  exclusive  right  to  make,  use,  and  vend  the  thing
patented  for  a  definite  period  of  time.  The  inventor  has  a  natural  right  to
make,  use,  and  vend  his  invention,  and  therefore  the  patent  confers  upon
him  no  right  save  the  right  to  exclude  others  from  making,  using,  or
selling his invention.
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And on page 972 it is said:
Infringement  may  consist  either  in  making,  using,  or  selling  the
invention, or in all three 
It is well settled in the United States that an inventor has no common law right
to prevent others from using his invention after he has made it public, although he
may keep it secret and in that way deprive the public of its benefits.
30 Cyc. 815;
Patterson vs. Kentucky, 97 U. S. 501;
24 L. ed. 1115;
Gaylor vs. Wilder, 10 How. U. S. 477;
13 L. ed. 504;
Wilson vs. Rousseau, 4 How. U. S. 646;
11 L. ed. 1141;
Wheaton vs. Peters, 8 Pet. 591;
8L. ed. 1055;
and many other cases which might be cited.
As  there  are  no  common  law  patent  rights,  there  are  also  no  common  law
exceptions to the patent rights provided by statute, and the only exceptions to the
exclusive rights granted by R. S., Section 4884, quoted above are those contained
in the Federal Statutes.
R.  S.,  Section  4899  (7  Fed.  Stat.  Ann.,  page  189)  contains  the  statutory
exceptions to the exclusive rights granted by Section 4884, and is as follows:
Every person who purchases of an inventor or discoverer, or with his
knowledge  and  consent  constructs  any  newly  invented  or  discovered
machine or other patented article prior to the application by the inventor
or  discoverer  for  a  patent,  or  who  sells  or  uses  one  so  constructed,  shall
have the right to use, and vend to others to be used, the specific thing so
made or purchased, without liability therefor.
It  will  be  noticed  that  this  section  gives  a  right  to  use  a  machine  constructed
before  the  application  for  patent  is  made  only  and  does  not  apply  to  a  machine
purchased or constructed after the application for patent was filed by the inventor.
In  this  case  I  understand  your  request  for  an  opinion  to  bear  particularly  upon
your  rights  to  enjoin  the  use  of  any  appliance  infringing  upon  your
Neurocalometer,  and  that  the  application  for  patent  upon  the  Neurocalometer
was made by the inventor on the 18th day of January, 1924.
Under the specific wording of Section 4899, quoted above, the exceptions in it
would not apply to any infringing device made after January 18, 1924, the date the
application  herein  referred  to  was  made  or  filed.  By  the  specific  terms  of  this
section, the right to continue the use of an infringing device is expressly limited to
a  device  purchased  of  the  inventor  or  discoverer,  or  constructed  with  his
knowledge and consent.
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It  is  my  understanding  that  you  are  the  owners  by  assignment  of  the  invention
called  by  you  the  Neurocalometer,  and  the  pending  application  for  patent  upon
this device and the process of diagnosing by its use, and that you and the inventor
have not only refused to give your consent to the construction of Neurocalometers
by  anyone  except  persons  employed  by  you  for  that  purpose,  but  that  you  have
expressly  notified  other  persons  not  to  make  them  and  have  advertised
broadly  that  application  for  patent  on  your  Neurocalometer  is  pending,  and
that  all  infringers  of  your  patent,  when  granted,  will  be  prosecuted.  Of  course,
any persons  who  purchase  a  Neurocalometer  from  you  will  have  the  right  to
continue  to  use  same  after  your  patent  issues.  We  do  not  understand  that  you
have  given  anyone  permission  to  construct  Neurocalometers  for  anyone  except
yourselves,  so  that  if  any  person  before  the  issuance  of  your  patent  purchases  a
Neurocalometer from anyone other than yourselves or the inventor, Mr. Evins; or
constructs  a  Neurocalometer  without  the  consent  of  the  inventor,  Mr.  Evins,  or
yourselves  as  his  assignee,  they  will  not  come  within  the  exception  of  Section
4899, above; and if not within the protection of that section, will have no right to
resell  nor  use  a  Neurocalometer  acquired  from  anyone  other  than  yourselves
after your patent issues.
This is the construction uniformly given to this act by the Federal Courts.
In  Wade  vs.  Metcalf,  129  U.  S.  202;  32  L.  ed.  661;  the  Supreme  Court  of  the
United States says:
This section clearly defines four classes of persons who shall have  the
right  to  use,  and  to  vend  to  others  to  be  used,  a  specific  patentable
machine: First, every person who purchases of the inventor the machine
before  his  application  for  a  patent;  second,  every  person  who  with  his
knowledge  and  consent  constructs  the  machine  before  the  application;
third,  every  person  who  sells  a  machine  so  constructed,  that  is  to  say,
which  has  been  constructed  with  the  knowledge  and  consent  of  the
inventor  by  another  person;  fourth,  every  person  who  uses  one  so
constructed, that is to say, constructed with the inventors knowledge and
consent by another person 
A  leading  case  upon  this  subject  is  the  decision  of  the  Supreme  Court  of  the
United States in Kentucky vs. Winsor, 21 How. 322; 16 L. ed. 165.
In that case plaintiff had invented a machine for making harness and constructed
one of the machines in 1848, but did not put it in public use, and was working to
perfect some defects in it until 1853 or 1854, when he applied for a patent.
The defendant in 1852 obtained information regarding plaintiffs invention and
constructed a machine embodying that invention.
After the patent was issued to the plaintiff, he brought suit against the defendant
to  enjoin  defendant  from  using  the  machine  constructed  by  defendant.  The
defendant  contended  that  inasmuch  as  his  machine  had  been  constructed  before
plaintiffs application for patent was filed, that he, de-
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fendant, had the right to continue to use it and asked the court to instruct the jury
that under the 7th section of the act of 1839:
If the jury is satisfied that the machine for the use of which defendants
are sued, was constructed and put in operation before the plaintiff applied
for  his  patent,  then  the  defendants  possess  the  right  to  sell  and  vend  to
others,  to  be  used,  the  specific  machines  made  by  them  without  liability
therefor to the plaintiff.
Defendant also asked the court to instruct the jury that
If the machines used by  the  defendants  were  purchased  or  constructed
by  them  before  the  application  of  plaintiff  for  his  patent  with  the
knowledge of plaintiff, that then they must be held to possess the right to
use  and  vend  to  others  to  be  used,  the  machines  so  purchased  or
constructed.
The court refused to give the instructions asked by defendant, and  instructed
the jury that
If  Aldridge,  under  a  pledge  of  secrecy,  obtained  knowledge  of
plaintiffs  machineand  he  had  not  abandoned  it  to  the  publicand
thereupon at the instigation of the defendants and with  the  knowledge  on
their part of the surreptitiousness of his acts, constructed machines for the
defendants, they would not have the right to continue to use the same after
the date of the plaintiffs letters patent.
The Supreme Court of the United States upheld the action of the lower court in
refusing  to  give  the  instructions  requested  by  defendant  and  in  giving  the
instructions quoted, and said in discussing this question:
Returning now to the instructions from the judge at circuit in this case,
we  can  consider  that  instruction  to  be  in  strict  conformity  with  the
principles hereinbefore propounded and with the decision of this court, as
declared in the cases of Pennock vs. Dialogue and Shaw vs. Cooper.
Also:
We  think  that  the  rejection  by  the  court  of  the  prayers  offered  by  the
defendants  at  the  trial  was  warranted  by  the  character  of  defendants
prayers  as  having  a  tendency  to  narrow  the  inquiry  by  the  jury  to  an
imperfect  and  partial  view  of  the  case  and  to  divert  their  minds  from  the
full comprehension of the merits of the controversy.
The  same  principle  is  laid  down  by  Justice  Storey  in  the  case  of  Pierson  vs.
Eagle Screw Company, 3 Story 402; 2 Robb Pat. Cas., pages 268-271, where it is
said:
The defendants argument is that the Eagle Screw Company had a right
to  use  the  machines  purchased  by  them  from  Read  before  Crums  patent
was obtained, although Crum was the prior and true inventor and patentee
under the 7th section of the Patent Act of
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1839;  and  great  reliance  is  placed  upon  the  case  of  McClurg  vs.
Kingsland,  1  How.  Court  R.  202.  In  my  opinion,  neither  the  act  of
Congress nor the case of McClurg vs. Kingsland justifies such a doctrine.
Suppose the argument to be well founded, what would be the legal result?
Why,  that  the  mere  wrongdoer,  who  by  fraud  or  artifice,  or  gross
misconduct,  had  gotten  knowledge  of  the  patentees  invention  before  he
could obtain a patent, without any laches on his part, could confer upon a
purchaser  under  himbona  fide  and  without  noticea  title  to  the
patented  machine  which  he  himself  could  not  exercise  or  possess.
Certainly there is no ground to say, that a person who pirates the invention
of  any  party  prior  in  point  of  time  and  right  can  make  any  valid  claim
thereto  against  the  prior  and  true  inventor.  How,  then,  can  he  confer  on
others a title which he himself does not possess?
Upon  general  principles,  the  assignee  can  ordinarily  claim  no  more
than  his  assignor  can  lawfully  grant.  But  it  is  said  that  the  7th  section  of
the  act  of  1839  declares,  that  every  person  or  corporation  who  has  or
shall  have  purchased  or  constructed  any  newly-invented  machine,
manufacture,  or  composition  of  matter,  prior  to  the  application  by  the
inventor or discoverer for a patent, shall be held to possess the right to use
and  vend  to  others  to  be  used  the  specific  machine,  manufacture  or
composition  of  matter  so  made  or  purchased,  without  liability  therefor  to
the inventor or any other person interested in the invention; and no patent
shall be held to be invalid by reason of such purchase, sale or use prior to
the application for a patent as aforesaid, except on proof of abandonment
of such invention to the public, or that such purchase, sale or prior use has
been  for  more  than  two  years  prior  to  such  application  for  patent.
Certainly the language in the first clause of this section is very general, not
to say loose, in its texture. But if it stood alone, the first interpretation of it
might fairly lead to the conclusion, that the purchaser there spoken of was
a  purchaser,  not  from  the  mere  wrongdoer,  but  from  the  first  and  true
inventor,  before  he  had  obtained  his  patent.  The  language  of  the  clause
does  not  even  include  the  qualification,  that  the  purchaser  should  be  a
bona  fide  purchaser  for  a  valuable  consideration,  without  notice  of  the
claim or title of the inventor, or of any fraud of the vendor upon that claim
or title. Yet, surely, it could never have been the intention of this clause to
confer on a fraudulent purchaser, or a purchaser with full notice, a right to
use  an  invention  pirated  from  the  original  inventor,  by  wrong.  If,  on  the
other  hand,  we  interpret  the  language  to  mean  a  purchaser  from  the
inventor himself, before his application for a patent, the omission of such
qualifying  words  is  at  once  material  and  consistent  with  the  apparent
objects of the section. But the remaining clauses of the section render this
interpretation  perfectly  clear  and  right.  These  clauses  point  solely  to  the
inventor,  and  demonstrate  that  the  purchaser  before  spoken  of  was  a
purchaser from the inventor himself. * * * Any other construction of these
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clauses  would  lead  to  this  extraordinary  conclusion,  that  the  inventor
would be deprived of the benefit of his invention and his right to a patent
without any laches, or misconduct on his  own  part,  by  the  mere  acts  of  a
wrongdoer without his knowledge or against his will; and the exceptions,
in a practical sense, would become nullities.
The court then goes on to distinguish the case of McClurg vs. Kingsland, supra,
and  points  out  that  in  that  case  the  machine  in  question  was  constructed  for  the
defendant  therein  by  the  licensee  himself  and  therefore  necessarily  used  with  his
consent.
A similar holding was made in Evans vs. Weiss, 2 Wash., page 342; 1 Robb Pat.
Cas.,  pages  10,  11,12  and  13,  in  an  opinion  by  Washington  justice,  where  it  is
said:
It is contended by the plaintiff, that the defendant is liable for using the
plaintiffs  improvement,  in  application  to  the  second  wheel  and  pair  of
stones,  since  the  22nd  of  January,  1808;  or,  at  all  events,  since  the  time
when  the  defendant  received  notice  of  the  plaintiffs  patent;  because  the
proviso in the act, passed on the 21st day of January, 1808, for the relief
of  Oliver  Evans,  extends  only  to  cases  of  improvements  erected  for  use,
or used prior to the passage of that law, and does not protect the defendant
from  damages  for  using  after  the  issuing  of  the  patent  under  this  law,  an
improvement  erected  prior  thereto.  On  the  other  side,  it  is  insisted  that
such  a  construction  would  render  this  an  ex  post  facto  law,  and
consequently repugnant to the constitution. To avoid which it should be so
construed as to connect with the use of the improvement the erection of it
subsequent to the grant of the patent.
Although  the  court  at  the  last  term,  and  upon  the  first  argument,  felt
strongly  inclined  to  give  it  the  construction  contended  for  by  the
defendant, yet, upon further reflection, we are satisfied that we should do
violence  to  the  words,  which  no  rule  of  construction  would  warrant.  The
words of the proviso are, Provided that no person who shall have used the
said  improvements,  or  have  erected  the  same  for  use,  before  issuing  said
patent, shall be liable therefor;  that  is,  shall  be  liable  for  having  erected,
or having used the improvement at any  time  prior  to  the  patent.  But  with
respect  to  the  use  of  it  after  the  issuing  of  the  patent,  no  protection
whatever  is  afforded  against  the  claim  for  damages  under  this  law.  The
next  inquiry  is,  does  the  general  law  give  to  the  plaintiff  a  right  of
recovery against a person who erected a machine prior to the issuing of a
patent to the first inventor of it, and who afterwards made use of the same?
It  must  be  admitted  that  cases  of  great  hardship  may  occur  if,  after  a
man  shall  have  gone  to  the  expense  of  erecting  a  machine,  for  which  the
inventor has not then and never may obtain a patent, he shall be prevented
from using it by the grant of a subsequent
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patent, and its relation back to the patentees prior invention. But the law
in  this  case  cannot  be  termed  ex  post  facto,  or  even  retrospective  in  its
operation,  because  the  general  law  declares,  beforehand,  that  the  right  to
the patent belongs to him who is the first inventor, even before the patent
is  granted,  and,  therefore,  any  person  who,  knowing  that  another  is  the
first inventor, yet doubting whether that other will ever apply for a patent,
proceeds  to  construct  a  machine  of  which  it  may  afterwards  appear  he  is
not  the  first  inventor,  acts  at  his  peril,  and  with  a  full  knowledge  of  the
law, that by relation back to the first invention, a subsequent patent may
cut him out of the use of the machine thus erected.
Not  only  may  individuals  be  injured  by  a  literal  construction  of  the
words  of  the  law,  but  the  public  may  suffer  if  an  obstinate  or  negligent
inventor  should  decline  obtaining  a  patent,  and  at  the  same  time  keep
others  at  arms  length  so  as  to  prevent  them  from  profiting  by  the
invention  for  a  length  of  time,  during  which  the  fourteen  years  is  not
running on. But all these  hardships  must  rest  with  Congress  to  correct.  It
is beyond our power to apply a remedy.
No  such  hardship  exists  in  this  case,  where  the  defendant  erected  this
improvement,  with  a  knowledge  not  only  that  plaintiff  was  the  first
inventor,  but  that  he  had  absolutely  obtained  a  patent,  although  it  was
afterwards invalid.
While Evans vs. Weiss refers to a prior statute, the principle there involved
applies to Section 4899, above referred to.
In Hovey vs. Stevens, 12 Fed. Cas. No. 6745; 2 Robb Pat. Cas. 479-490491 it is
said:
Under  these  circumstances,  it  becomes  a  very  important  question
whether he did not copy his invention in some respects from Hoveys, and
especially as to the mode  of  attaching  single  knives  and  giving  to  them  a
rotary motion. If he did this, without Hoveys consent and before he made
his machine public or sold it, I should think that his use of such a grinder,
though begun before Hovey obtained his patent, ought not to be protected.
It would be use by fraud, and could not be contemplated and saved under
the act of 1839, ch. 88, par. 7, 5 Stat. at Large, 354. To be sure, that act in
broad  terms  allows  anyone  to  use  and  vend  a  machine  which  he  has
purchased  or  constructed  before  the  inventor  applied  for  a  patent.  This,
however, I think must be construed to mean a purchase of the inventor or
his  grantee,  or  a  construction  by  their consent,  or  by  his  own  ingenuity.
Hence, if he himself invented it before, or if he copied it before from other
inventors than Hovey, or if Hovey consented to the construction or use of
one machine of this kind by Stevens for grinding, of which there is  some
testimony, then the respondent should not be restrained in the continued
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use of that one machine, whether we look to  the  act  of  Congress  itself  or
to what is reasonable and equitable, independent of the act. 1 Paine, 348.
But,  as  before  remarked,  if  he  constructed  it  by  a  fraud  and  piracy  on
the  inventor,  I  shall  hold,  for  the  purpose  of  this  examination,  that  he  is
not protected.
Another decision  by  the  Supreme  Court  of  the  United  States  bearing  upon  this
question is Beedle vs. Bennett, 122 U. S. 71, 30 L. ed.  1074.  This  case  involved
the  driven  well  patents  and  was  a  suit  for  infringement  by  the  owner  of  those
patents  against  a  party  using  one  of  the  wells  which  had  been  driven  before  the
patent was issued, by a third party. The court held that the use of the well by the
defendant,  even  though  it  was  not  driven  by  him  but  had  been  driven  by
another party, infringed the plaintiffs patent for a process for drawing water
from  the  earth  by  a  well  of  that  kind  and  the  court  said  that  every  time
defendant drew water from the well, he used plaintiffs process and infringed
his patent.
Other  cases  might  be  cited,  but  those  given  amply  illustrate  the  principle
involved  and  conclusively  uphold  your  right  to  prevent  infringement  of  your
patent  after  issuance,  by  anyone  acquiring  or  constructing  a  machine  before
that time without your knowledge AND consent.
It  is  well  settled  that  the  term  of  a  patent  commences  with  the  issuance  of  the
patent. R. S., Section 4885, provides that every patent shall issue within a period
of three months from the date of the payment of the final fee and while under an
earlier  act  it  was  held  permissible  for  the  Commissioner  of  Patents  to  antedate  a
patent, under the present act it has been held that the patent takes effect from the
time it is granted and cannot be antedated.
Gramme vs. Arnoux Electrical Co., 17 Fed. 838.
It  is  not  unusual  for  persons  pirating  anothers  invention  to  encourage
prospective purchasers to belief that if, before the issuance of a patent upon the
invention  in  question,  they  purchase  a  machine  embodying  the  invention  for
which  such  application  for  patent  is  pending,  they  can  continue  to  use  such
machine  after  patent  has  issued,  without  liability  for  damages  and  without
being  subject  to  an  injunction.  Consequently,  many  people  believe  that  the
issuance  of  a  patent  subsequent  to  the  date  on  which  they  made  or  bought  an
infringing machine, will not prevent their subsequent use of it
This  view  is  not  correct.  It  is  true  only  where  the  machine  was  purchased  or
acquired from or with the consent of such patentee.
Applying  the  foregoing  principles  to  your  case,  it  is  evident  that  any
chiropractor  who  purchases  a  Neurocalometer  or  an  instrument  embodying  the
invention  contained  in  your  Neurocalometer  from  anyone  who  has  not  been
authorized by you or your assignor, Mr. Evins, to make and  sell  same, will  have
no  right  to  use  such  machine  after  patent  is  issued  upon  your  application  and
no right whatever to use your process of diagnosis after patent thereon has been
issued on your pending application. THE RESULT
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NECESSARILY WILL BE THAT SUCH OWNERS MUST EITHER DISCARD
THEIR  MACHINES  ENTIRELY,  OR  COME  TO  YOU  AND  OBTAIN  A
LICENSE  TO  USE  SAME  FROM  YOU,  ON  SUCH  TERMS  AS  YOU  MAY
DEEM  PROPER.  OF  COURSE,  IT  WOULD  BE  RIDICULOUS  TO  SUPPOSE
THAT  YOU  WOULD  GRANT  TERMS  MORE  FAVORABLE  TO  AN
INFRINGER,  OR  ONE  WHO  HAS  ATTEMPTED  TO  PIRATE  YOUR
INVENTION,  THAN  YOU  WOULD  TO  PERSONS  WHO  PURCHASED
INITIALLY FROM YOU.
YOUR REMEDIES
The remedies available to the owner of a patent for infringment thereof, are too
well  established  to  need  extended  argument.  They  include  the  right  to  an
injunction  restraining  the  infringer  from  continuing  to  use  the  infringing  device
during the entire term of the patent.
THEY ALSO INCLUDE THE RIGHT TO RECOVER SUCH  DAMAGES  AS
THE PATENTEE OR HIS ASSIGNEE HAS SUFFERED BY REASON OF THE
INFRINGEMENT  AND  A  RIGHT  TO  RECOVER  ALL  PROFITS  MADE  BY
THE INFRINGER BY THE USE OF THE INFRINGING DEVICE.
The last mentioned remedy is of special importance in this case, for it is obvious
that  an  infringer  making  any  extended  use  of  your  device  or  your  process,  and
taking  in  any  substantial  amount  of  money  by  reason  thereof,  MIGHT  BE
COMPELLED TO ACCOUNT TO YOU FOR THE ENTIRE PROFIT derived by
him from the use of the machine.
In my judgment, based upon a careful study of the authorities bearing upon this
proposition,  and  the  statutes  relating  to  the  subject,  there  is  no  question  that  the
issuance  of  a  patent  to  you  upon  the  invention  and  process  covered  by  the
Neurocalometer application, will give you the right to stop any person from using
any infringing machine constructed or acquired without your consent. It will also
give  you  the  right  to  recover  such  damages  as  you  may  suffer  by  reason  of  such
infringement, and to an accounting for profits as outlined above.
In  this  connection,  I  want  to  commend  the  care  you  have  taken  to  notify  the
profession generally of the pendency of your applications for patent, for in view of
the  publicity  you  have  given  your  rights,  there  can  be  no  excuse  for  anyone
attempting to pirate your invention, nor to believe that they can acquire any rights
to an infringing device which will give them any standing in a court of equity after
your patent issues.
BUSH & BUSH
By A. G. BUSH.
Fountain Head News of August 16, 1924, said:
ESSENTIALS AND NON-ESSENTIALS
The Neurocalometer is destined to revolutionize Chiropractic.
Therefore  IT  is  an  important  subject  for  consideration  by  the
Chiropractic fraternity.
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Next to the Neurocalometer itself, the most important subject is how
to safely get one.
This goes squarely to the root of the patent situation.
The  next  most  important  subject  is  infringements  and  whether  it  IS
safe to get one and use it or not.
Thruout this entire discussion the writer, The P.S.C. and The F.H.N.
have endeavored to confine their statements to
First: The Neurocalometer.
Second: The patent situation.
Third: Infringements.
We have studiously avoided any discussion of any person connected
with any phase of the subject.
We  have  had  plenty  of  opportunity,  but  those  are  non-essentials
when considered in the final analysis.
We believe that the Chiropractic profession does not care to read any
matter that is foreign to their interests or the issues they are compelled
to consider which would help or hurt their practices right now or in the
future.
Therefore,  with  this  understanding  we  shall  continue  to  confine  all
our remarks to ESSENTIALS.
If this meets with your approval, we shall be more than pleased.
THAT OTHER DEMONSTRATION
By Fred MacLean
A few men in the east have been making considerable noise about an
instrument  which  they  claim  will  do  all  the  things  that  the
Neurocalometer will do. Naturally the writer heard considerable about
this while he was on the eastern delivery trip, and when he learned that
a  demonstration  was  being  held  in  Chicago  on  the  day  he  arrived
there,  of  course  there  was  just  one  thing  to  do.  A  fair  sized  audience
had  assembled  in  a  downtown  hotel  to  witness  the  demonstration,
which was scheduled for 10 a. m. but didnt start until sometime in the
p. m.
It  was  interesting  to  note  the  various  chiropractors  in  attendance.
Some  who  had  already  purchased  Neurocalometers  were  there  out  of
curiosity, others who were ineligible for a Neuro-
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calometer  were  there  anxiously  hoping  that  they  could  get  something
as  good  as  the  real  thing,  and  there  were  still  others  who  were
materially  interested  in  the  affair.  All  in  all,  there  was  a  very
representative group of chiropractors there and it is nice to be able to
report  that  good  nature  and  courtesy  pervaded  the  atmosphere
throughout the hour.
Let  it  be  clearly  understood  that  the  purpose  of  this  report  is  to
render  an  honest  and  impartial  report  of  the  demonstration  and  the
performance of the instrument. The writer hopes that when this is read
by  the  individuals  referred  to  herein  even  they  will  admit  that  these
lines  represent  the  truth.  Again,  if  there  is  any  group  of  people  who
deserve a fair report on this demonstration it is the chiropractors of the
country who are still standing on the edge undecided as to their course
of action.
Just one week previous to this demonstration a similar one was held
in a certain eastern city by the same men who were in Chicago. At this
eastern  meeting  they  stated  that  orders  would  be  accepted  for  their
instrument  and  that  they  had  absolutely  no  fear  about  the  outcome  of
the  patent  situation.  Just  one  week  later  to  the  day,  listen  to  their
language: We are not accepting orders for our instrument at this time.
We  are  here  simply  to  demonstrate  our  instrument  and  later  on  when
the patent situation is settled we believe that we will be in a position to
accept orders from those who may wish to purchase. Quite a change
from the statement of the previous Sunday.
The  writer  will  venture  to  predict  that  very  few  more  Sundays  will
elapse  before  these  same  men  will  discontinue  their  demonstrations,
not  to  mention  the  remote  possibility  of  taking  orders.  If  the  various
groups of men who are behind pseudo-Neurocalometers (I say pseudo
because thus far no one has produced an instrument which is the same
from  a  scientific  standpoint  or  will  do  the  same  work  from  a
Chiropractic  standpoint  as  the  Neurocalometer)  knew  the  truth  about
the patent situation it is very improbable that even one of them would
continue efforts to demonstrate and sell. After a resume of the various
legal  opinions  which  have  been  broadcast  by  would-be  infringers
relative to the patent situation all one can say is that some lawyers are
leading  on  their  clients  for  a  nice  fat  fee.  Its  really  too  bad,  for  the
money they are using and the additional sums which they may
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later  lose  would  buy  several  Neurocalometers  and  establish  lucrative
practices for those who are now being misled.
Lets deviate just a moment here for the sake of the skeptical. From a
comparative  standpoint,  what  man  has  the  most  to  lose  if  the
Neurocalometer  and  plans  for  its  management  fail?  What  have  these
other  men  to  lose  from  a  comparative  standpoint  if  the
Neurocalometer  and  its  plans  for  management  succeed?  Choose
between  the  two.  Chiropractors  today  have  the  opportunity  to  get
aboard and assure themselves of bon voyage, or they can plan to wait
for the last minute and then attempt a leap from the wharf. Now is the
time to choose, not when this is all over, for it may be too late then.
Now  for  the  demonstration:  The  patient  was  prepared  in  the  usual
manner and then a pencil mark was drawn from the region of the axis
to that of the fourth or fifth lumbar. Without taking into consideration
the  possible  heat  influence  of  a  strong  draft  from  a  window  nearby,
clothing  heat,  heat  from  the  technicians  hand  and  one  or  two  other
sources  which  might  be  mentioned,  the  reading  proceeded.  Two
assistants were called from the audience to read the dial and they were
to inform the technician when the dial indicated zero, so that he might
start  his  work.  The  demonstrator  announced  at  the  start  that  the
function  of  this  instrument  was  to  differentiate  heat  spots  of  the
human body, so it is hard to understand why this dial had to hang at a
zero.  If  the  instrument  registered  the  heat  of  the  spot  with  which  it
came  in  contact  the  dial  should  swing  to  its  respective  position
regardless  of  where  it  hung  previous  to  application.  For  some  reason
unknown to the writer, the technician found it necessary to constantly
place  his  finger  against  one  of  the  terminals  after  an  application  and
aid  the  dial  to  resume  its  position  near  the  zero.  One  cant  help  but
wonder  if  this  instrument  is  scientifically  correct.  In  the  first  place,  it
should  register  the  heat  of  the  spot  under  application  regardless  of
where  the  dial  hung  beforehand,  and  in  the  second  place,  one  must
wonder if the inventor has failed to master the cooling principle which
is  so  necessary  for  correct  and  accurate  readings.  No  one  ever  saw  a
Neurocalometer  technician  juggle  the  dial  with  his  fingers  to  bring  it
back  to  zero.  No  one  ever  saw  a  Neurocalometer  technician  worry
about  where  the  dial  stood  before  application  to  the  body.
Chiropractors who may be pros-
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pective purchasers of this instrument are entitled to know the answers
to these two questions.
The  less  said  about  technique,  the  better.  No  allowance  was  made
for any false readings that might  be  caused  by  hair  heat  in  the  region
of the occiput. The fact that bone is a better retainer of heat than flesh
was not taken into consideration thruout the entire reading. According
to  the  writers  limited  knowledge  of  anatomy,  spinal  nerves  usually
emit  directly  opposite  each  other,  but  this  technician  apparently
thought there was a difference of approximately a half inch in various
parts  of  the  spine  and  no  difference  between  the  positions  of  the
respective  foramina  in  other  parts.  Where  the  clothing  was  in  contact
with the sacral region there may have been a slight heat difference, but
this  technician  didnt  seem  to  think  that  made  any  difference.  When
the reading was complete (?) no check was made to see whether or not
the original selections still held. The patient was then adjusted in three
or  four  places  without  any  thought  being  given  to  the  fact  that  cord
pressure  might  be  existing,  et  cetera,  et  cetera.  Some  day  when  this
technician  reads  a  booklet  on  Neurocalometer  technique  hell
probably succumb to a permanent blush. True enough, two or three of
the spots selected showed an apparent reduction. The audience doesnt
know  whether  those  readings  were  still  there  before  the  adjustment
was  made  or  whether  they  had  disappeared  two  minutes  after  the
reading  was  made.  If  memory  serves  the  writer  correctly,  no  reading
along the course of the spine proper was over one and one-half points,
which also made one wonder about the construction of this apparatus.
This  demonstration  proved  just  the  same  thing  that  demonstrations
of all the other so-called rometers are proving. As yet D. D. Evins is
the  only  man  who  has  worked  out  the  real  scientific  principle  of  the
Neurocalometer. Others may throw together some sort of an apparatus
which may resemble the Neurocalometer and which may be said to do
the same work as the Neurocalometer, but thus far none have qualified
on the latter point. It took Evins over a year of  daily  concentration  to
perfect  this  principle,  and  Evins  is  a  genius.  Can  one  reasonably
expect  a  money-grabber  to  sprout  the  same  thing  over  night?  Well,
hardly.
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You  chiropractors  who  read  this  ponder  a  little.  Dont  let  that  first
thought  about  price  unbalance  your  good  common  sense.  Get  the
straight  dope  before  you  make  any  definite  statements  or  conclusions
and  youll  soon  see  that  B.J.  has  the  only  real  Neurocalometer,  has
bona fide patent claims on file, and has the only method of putting out
the Neurocalometer that will protect the sick people from inefficiency
and the chiropractors from strangulation at the hands of enemies.
It is well appreciated that what is written here will go into the files of
record  once  it  appears  in  the  F.H.N.  The  writer  has  no  hesitancy  in
presenting  what  he  knows  is  the  truth  and  if  there  are  those  who
challenge his veracity they are invited to file this article and bide their
time until we see who is right.
PETTIFOGGING
Webster would define this word his way. But Ill define it mine.
Synonyms: Subterfuges, alibies, evasions, inferences, innuendos.
Definition: When you havent a leg to stand  on,  bluff  it  thru  as  tho
all the world was at your  feet.  When  the  BIG  thing  is  absent,  try  and
make  a  molehill  into  a  mountain.  To  see  it  work,  attend  any  police
court and watch the hangers on lawyers stall.
In writing this short squib I will give examples as they come to our
attention. They dont worry us, but they may you.
The Neurocalometer DOES the work it purports to do. It covers it to
the satisfaction of every person who can reason, who has ever seen it
demonstrated.
We  know  of  a  few  Chiropractors  who  havent  the  money.  The
reasons they give for not getting one is the way THEY pettifog.
The  Neurocalometer  truthfully  states  exactly  what  happens  that  it
records.
It  is  interesting  to  note  how  those  who  cannot  palpate  or  adjust
pettifog how the instrument is not capable of telling the competent
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from  the  incompetent.  It  is  the  Neurocalometer  that  is  always  at
fault. That is pettifogging.
The Neurocalometer has been demonstrated many places. It has met
the satisfaction of the majority.
There  isnt  an  imitation  which  will  deliver  the  same  work,  quality
considered, truthfully portrayed.
Imitators pettifog in many ways to make it appear that theirs is just
as good.
In  the  absence  of  any  patent  situation  upon  which  they  can  rely,  all
the  imitators  stall  with  pettifogging  excuses  why  what  we  do  now
BEFORE  PATENTS  ARE  ISSUED  is  perfectly  legal.  But  they  will
not tell you what WILL happen as soon as the patents ARE issued.
The  P.S.C.  came  out  strong  for  the  preservation  of  the  rights  of  the
Chiropractic profession. That those in it who were worthy had a right
to  continue  practicing.  Therefore  our  restriction  policy  to  protect
THEM in that right.
Imitators  started  to  oppose  that  policy  by  selling  to  anybody  and
everybody.
Then  the  profession  woke  up  to  how  that  program  meant  their
ruination  and  downfall;  woke  up  to  the  dangers  in  that  policy  and
began to split the hides of the imitators.
They  began  PETTIFOGGINGWe  sell  only  to  100  per  cent
Chiropractors;  which,  in  the  language  of  pettifogging,  means
anybody-anyhow,  unless  specific  conditions  are  specified  as  to  what
constitutes a 100 per cent Chiropractor.
One  imitator  who  recently  called  upon  us  said  he  was  putting  the
money  they  made  from  sales  in  the  bank.  They  were  not  spending  it.
They were keeping it there as against the day when the patent situation
was cleared up.
This is another way of pettifogging on their right to make a cleancut
sale with no provisos.
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This  same  fellow  stated  that  they  were  finding  sales  few  and  far
between.  That  the  profession  was  afraid  to  buy  because  of  the  patent
situation. That the buyers were asking for guarantees.
He said they would give one. It consisted of a guarantee that all the
money  they  received  from  sales  they  would  put  in  the  bank.  How  is
that for a PETTIFOGGING sales guarantee?
This  same  fellow  states  that  the  Chiropractic  profession  was  afraid
of  buying  because  of  our  Buyers  Beware  statement.  He  gave  me
credit  for  being  SOME  salesman,  which  was  but  another
PETTIFOGGING  way  of  complimenting  me  on  knowing  where  I
stood and where HE DID NOT stand.
Another  imitator  has  PETTIFOGGED  by  retaliating  to  our  Buyers
Beware by suggesting that the buyer insist upon a guarantee from us.
Three have asked us for them. We have just as promptly issued such to
their  satisfaction.  (This,  of  course,  proves  our  sincerity  in  our
position.)  These  three  have  then  retaliated  back  on  the  imitators
ASKING THEM for some guarantee just as good. To date we have
heard many PETTIFOGGING arguments against their giving any.
Do the imitators give a guarantee that is? They pettifog!
Another  imitator  down  East  tried  to  place  a  contract  for  a
Neurocalometer. He came in too late for the low price. He tried every
honorable means at his command to persuade us to accept his contract
in spite of the fact that he was late and that we treated everybody fair
and square. We returned him his money because he refused to pay the
difference.
As  A  PETTIFOG,  the  next  thing  we  hear  is  that  he  is  now  on  the
market  with  an  imitation.  His  reason  why  HE  has  one  is  the
PETTIFOG.
Another  man  we  have  in  mind  came  to  see  a  demonstration  of  the
Neurocalometer. He was completely sold to it. He begged with tears in
his eyes to have us take his contract, with his note as
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entire collateral. No cash! We refused because we were accepting only
CASH  contracts.  We  understand  now  that  he  is  berating  me  and
belittling the Neurocalometer. That is pettifogging.
Another imitator has an instrument which has the usual hot-and-cold
junction,  which  makes  its  action  slow  and  more  inefficient.  So,  to
overcome  all  this,  he  hooks  up  an  instrument  to  the  electric  100-volt
current  found  in  any  house,  steps  it  down  thru  a  transformer,  which
lights  a  bead  of  light  that  moves  back  and  forth  over  the  dial.  By  a
system of refracted light, he makes an actual 1-point reading show up
on  the  dial  as  6  or  7.  He  thus  deceives  every  Chiropractor  and  every
patient  as  to  the  actual  facts  being  recorded  and  will  do  inestimable
harm. We call this scientific PETTIFOGGING. It produces a false and
artificial exaggeration of the readings.
One usual and regular  form  of  PETTIFOGGING  is  the  stalling  that
is consistently practiced by all imitators when they try to explain why
their instrument is slow, why it will not record the high readings, why
they have to let it cool off, and why they have to waste so much time
in talking between actual working on a back.
Another common form of PETTIFOGGING is their statements that,
after  all,  the  Neurocalometer  is  but  a  stock  galvanometer  and  a
pyrometer, both of which are as old as  the  hills.  That  is  all  theirs  is.
Therefore the PETTIFOGGING statements to justify.
The  Neurocalometer,  however,  is  something  more  than  that,
therefore accomplishes more than thatnone of which has as yet been
figured out by any PETTIFOGGER in their imitations.
Every  imitator  presents,  sooner  or  later,  a  letter  from  some  patent
attorney  which  justifies  them  publishing  it,  which  claims  that  UNTIL
THE TIME THE PATENTS ARE ISSUED they
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can do anything they want in manufacturing and selling,  and  you  can
do  anything  you  want  in  buying  and  using.  And  right  there  is  where
they  stop.  They  do  not  assure  you  what  you  CAN  do  AFTER  the
patents  ARE  issued.  We  call  this  PETTIFOGGING  on  the  present
tense of the question.
Have  you  noticed  how  these  pettifoggers  say  something  like  this:
There  are  no  patents,  therefore  there  are  no  infringements;  therefore
you cannot be injured in your rights, and anyhow those things cant be
patented. BUT, IF . Then they pettifog about  how  it  cant  be
done, BUT, IF  it is done, we will get around it some other
way.
One  imitator  even  went  so  far  as  to  definitely  make  the  statement
before a group before whom he  was  demonstrating,  that  IF  
patents WERE issued he would take his pocketknife and whittle off a
piece of wood on the handle of his detector and that would change the
design, and nobody could stop him from going on. PETTIFOGGING!
A  certain  former  instructor  of  The  P.S.C.  was  making  a  dem-
onstration on a Sunday down in Pennsylvania. He did his best to make
sales. He didnt get any.
Seven  days  later,  or  on  the  next  Sunday,  he  gave  another  dem-
onstration  in  Chicago,  at  which  time  they  were  not  taking  orders.
They just came here to make demonstrations. They would do nothing
to injure their reputations until after the patent situation was settled.
The  difference  was  that  I  had  three  men  present,  at  Chicago,  to
secure  sufficient  direct  statement  evidence  to  use  against  this  man
when infringement suit would be filed.
It  shows  how  men  MUST  pettifog  when  their  footing  is  unstable.
They  must  be  careful  what  they  say,  according  to  who  is  in  the
audience.
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Have you noticed the pettifogging in the infringing names? Ours is a
NEUROCALOMETER You have noticed how closely allied the most
of  the  others  were.  Usually  two  of  the  joint  words  are  alike.
PETTIFOGGING on titles.
NEUROCALOMETER  is  trade-marked.  Infringements  on  that  are
as vital as on instruments direct. However, that is another angle to the
legal issue that will arise later.
Another  imitator,  to  make  it  appear  different  than  it  is,  says:  The
same  people  who  make  Palmers  instruments  also  make  ours.  Tis
not so. How they do PETTIFOG to make sales!
Said another imitator, who called to see me about the legal situation:
I  paid  my  good  money  as  a  student  of  The  P.S.C.  to  learn  about
hot-boxes.  You  taught  me.  Therefore  I  bought  and  paid  for,  and  you
delivered to me, that instruction, therefore there is nothing you can do
to stop me from using that education at any time and in any way. He
was PETTIFOGGING himself, not me.
For  years  various  hylo  table  manufacturers  have  been  evading  and
infringing  upon  several  hylo  table  patents  I  have  held.  I  have  never
prosecuted  anyone  at  any  time.  Finally  one  of  these  fellows  began
infringing  upon  the  Neurocalometer.  He  now  has  two  hylo  table
infringing  suits  pending  against  him  in  the  Federal  Court  of  this
district.
The hylo table idea is ours. But we never squealed about somebody
making tables and injuring us.
But just as soon as  the  Neurocalometer  idea  came  out,  as  presented
by us, the bottom fell out of the table business with everybody. Hence,
they  were  quick  to  jump  us  for  ruining  their  businessWHICH  IN
REALITY WAS OURS ALL THE TIME.
We  never  squealed  when  THEY  infringed  upon  OUR  patents.  But
when  they  began  to  infringe  upon  OUR  Neurocalometer,  we  then
woke  up  that  it  was  time  to  protect  OUR  interests.  How  they
PETTIFOG!
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One  of  the  pettifogging  arguments  we  occasionally  get  is:  Well,  if
B.J.  can  do  so  darn  much,  why  doesnt  he  start  some  infringement
suits  on  somebody  that  has  been  violating  his  Hylo  Table
infringements?
Up  until  just  recently,  I  have  never  had  any  deliberate  occasion
which incited any desire in me to do that very thing. Competition has
been clean and honorable. But recently one C. H. Jones,  representing
the  Champion  Table  Co.,  jumped  into  this  Neuro-
calometer-infringement-issue  in  an  unpleasant  and  unsatisfactory
manner. As a result there are now two infringment suits resting against
him in the Federal Court, District of Iowa.
We can do it when we deem it necessary! Just because we NEVER
did is no reason we NEVER CAN.
And, by contrast, note how plain, square, open and aboveboard The
P.S.C.  has  been  on  meeting  every  issue  as  it  has  arisen.  We  have
sidestepped  none.  We  have  openly  explained  every  position  we  have
assumed.  Have  made  restrictions  which  were  not  understood,  and
when  asked  to  explain,  then  we  have  done  so  without  equivocation.
We  have  met  every  issue  on  the  patent  situation.  We  have  explained
the facts legally, citing cases.
In  fact,  it  has  been  our  aggressive  attitude  that  has  forced  all
imitators  to  begin  pettifogging  to  save  face.  Even  that  wont  save
them.  The  facts  are  closing  in  around  them  tighter  week  by  week,
issue by issue of The F.H.N.
I  know  the  general  impression  is  held  that  the  infringers  are  doing
some  business.  We  have  kept  a  very  close  tab  on  the  amount  of
business  done  by  every  imitation  on  the  market.  We  know  of  some
sixteenthere may be more. I have been getting accurate and reliable
reports from inside and outside circles.
I  believe  that  I  am  reasonably  safe  when  I  say  that  ALL  THE
IMITATORS  COMBINED  HAVE  NOT  SOLD  OVER  50  (FIFTY)
instruments. No, I did not mean 500; I meant 505x10.
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You  thot  the  profession  would  flock  to  them  because  they  were
cheaper,  because  they  were  just  as  good,  and  because  of  many
other  reasons.  Those  might  have  been  good  reasons  TO  buy,  but  on
the  opposite  side  there  were  MANY  REASONS  why  a  man  should
NOT buy.
Few  want  to  deliberately  buy  into  a  lawsuit  when  a  few  weeks
waiting  would  settle  it  all.  None  are  so  anxious  to  buy  TODAY  that
they are willing to pay a court action to get it.
As  a  lawyer  would  say,  the  profession  is  status  quo,  except  with
The P.S.C. We are selling right along, since July 1st. We are receiving
orders every day. The field seems to feel that if anybody is safe, B.J.
isat  least  he  isnt  infringing  on  anybody  else  BEFORE  HIM,
because these infringers letters all admit that the Patent office is silent
on previous state of the art.
The P.S.C. does not pettifog. That is what builds for confidence.
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CHAPTER 48
The Story Of
SPRINTER OR MARATHON
(Fountain Head News, Sept. 27, 1924, TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
This  is  the  tale  of  the  tortoise  and  the  hare,  professionally
modernized by B.J.
The  ancient  tale,  as  we  remember  it,  was  of  a  bet  placed  on  who
could  win  the  race;  and,  for  some  reason,  the  tortoise  won.  There
seems to have been bad judgment used by the hare, therefore he lost.
The  sprinter  speeds  for  a  short  distance  and  spurts  at  the  finish,  to
reach  the  tape.  His  wind  is  short,  distance  is  short,  time  is  short.  The
marathoner  takes  on  long  distance,  gets  into  stride,  gets  his  second,
third, and fourth wind, and comes in on the long  run  with  distance  at
his command.
The  Chiropractic  profession  has  always  had  turtles  and  rabbits,
sprinters  and  marathoners,  milkers  and  feeders.  They  were  never
pointed out so clearly or clean-cut as is happening today.
The race is being run, profession is standing on sidelines watching to
see  how  each  other  runs  the  race.  Turtles  are  taking  their  pace;  hares
are taking theirs. Sprinters are sprintingmarathon runners are getting
into stride. Sprinters  and  hares  are  outdistancing  the  marathoners  and
tortoisesin  some  instances.  But  then,  were  getting  ahead  of  our
story!
Let us unravel the application!
Chiropractic is suffering from the lost confidence of a long-suffering
public.  We  say  tic  is  suffering  only  because  the  TORS  feel  it  so.
TORS  are  suffering  from  lost  confidence  best  expressed  in  lost
business.  All  of  this  is  what  it  is  because  of  certain  types  of
practitioners  and  schools  doing  those  many  things  which  have  ruined
the confidence of the publicwhich we once had.
While this is general, as a principle, it is specific in its application. It
strikes at the dollar we should have but some unworthy has ruined our
opportunity to earn it by service rendered
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Now comes the neurocalometer. Then follows its restriction to those
who  are  worthy,  competent,  qualified,  weighing  every  man  and
woman  from  every  angleeducational,  professional,  personal,
financial,  social,  advertising,  association  membership,  support  given
to worthy movements, etc.
The  minute  the  immensity  of  the  entire  program  dawned  upon
EVERY  Chiropractor,  that  minute  each  began  to  question  himself  as
to  where  he  stacked  up  in  the  equation;  whether  he  could  or  would
come  thru;  whether  he  could  come  to  scratch  and  come  clean,
sufficient to be worthy of a neurocalometer. Could he redeem his past
professional life in the eyes of the NCM program?
Each  Chiropractor  answered  those  questions  all  by  himself.  He
answered them in the  light  of  his  past  practices,  the  state  of  his  mind
and intents. Nobody but himself placed him where he was.
When  he  had  properly  stacked  himself  today,  against  himself
yesterday, here is where he found himself:
1st. worthyplaced his order at once.
2nd. worthy, but without cashendorsed the program and bided his
time.
3rd.  unworthy  and  out  of  joint  professionally,  with  many  sub-
luxationsbegan  alibiing  with  subterfuges  why  he  did  not  get
one.
4th.  unworthy  and  out  of  step  with  the  programto  save  face,
purchased some imitation.
Each  fellow  put  himself  where  he,  IN  HIS  OWN  MIND,  knew  he
WOULD BE PLACED sooner or later; so, rather than let another put
him,  he  did  the  sprinting  hare  act  by  properly  classifying  himself,  by
preference. This was and is his right!
Where are the tortoise and the hare? Where are the  sprinter  and  the
marathoner?
Here  and  there  an  imitation  bursts  into  print,  offers  free  service,
continues  to  do  just  what  he  has  always  done  that  has  permitted
himself to classify himself. In a few instances, this has occurred before
our  neurocalometer  has  arrived.  In  some  instances,  the  real  and
spurious are both working in the same town.
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The  real  resents  the  invasion  of  the  spurious,  and  writes  us.  For  him,
this story of the sprinter and the marathon racer is told.
The race is still on!
Now  comes  the  tortoise.  He  looks  out  of  his  left  eye  and  sees  the
hare racing by. How can the hare win this race?
Now  comes  the  worthy,  competent,  and  qualified,  with  his
neurocalometer.  He  looks  out  of  his  right  eye  and  sees  the  imitator
undermining  the  high  standard  set  by  the  neurocalometer  program.
How can he win this race?
The race is still on!
Could  we  have  mapped,  planned,  and  arranged  this  program  with  a
specific  and  exacting  design,  we  could  not  have  thot  it  out  as  far  in
advance as it is actually now taking place, to accomplish the ultimate
end of our program.
These  people  who  have  purposely  classified  themselves  have  for
some  reason  or  other  preferred  placing  themselves  in  the  class  that
Chiropractic would be better off without. For the most part, they are of
that type that have always more or less, in one way or another, been a
detriment and an injury to Chiropractic.
We  had  placed  restrictions  around  the  neurocalometer  to  protect  it
from that class and character, so they would not get one. We proposed
to  believe  that  Chiropractic  would  be  better  off  without  them,  so  that
ChiropracTIC might live on in its purity for posterity.
NOW,  thru  the  race  of  the  hare  and  the  tortoise,  the  sprinter  and
marathoner,  THEY  ELIMINATE  THEMSELVESand  that  is  more
than we had figured ahead to see that they would do.
The program is working better than we anticipated!
The turtle is winning the race! The hare used bad judgment and fell
asleephe didnt figure far enough ahead! The turtle now directs his
story  to  the  hare.  The  sprinter  has  run  his  short  space  and  the
marathoner doubles back.
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Suppose you get an imitation. Having it, you advertise it, talk it, sell
it,  build  up  a  demand  for  its  service  amongst  your  patients.  You  tell
them  what  it  is,  what  it  will  do.  They  see  you  make  a  reading,  see
reductions (of a sort). They understand what is taking place. (And the
nearer  the  imitation  is  to  the  genuine,  the  easier  the  downfall  later).
You  make  the  IMITATION  indispensable  TO  THEM.  You  have
SOLD THEM the neurocalometer-service-idea, via the imitation.
Every  imitation  burns  incense  on  the  altar  of  the  neurocalometer.
Every imitator who changes from no entangling alliances whatsoever,
first come, first served, 100 per cent Chiropractors only, offers a final
prayer  to  the  wisdom  of  the  neurocalometer  program.  Their  activities
but again and again shout from the housetops The P.S.C. and its idea
of better Chiropractic service.
During that period where the public mind was in doubt on the patent
situation, everybody worth while is or will be getting in on the ground
floor of neurocalometer service. Others not so friendly are committing
themselves  to  our  plan,  policy,  and  program;  and  still  others  wait  to
see which way the tornado will strike so they can jump to physical and
financial  safety.  Oh,  I  know  you,  but  it  is  tribute  you  pay  to  the
neurocalometer,  and  it  is  tribute  you  pay  to  The  P.S.C.  programif
not today, then TOMORROW!
Suppose  we  come  along  and  permanently  legally  enjoin  you  from
any and all further and future use of your imitation, at any time in any
way. What then? What happens to your practice? What happens to the
minds  of  your  patients?  They  KNOW  what  YOU  told  them  it  would
do.  They  saw  what  it  did  do.  They  have  felt  decided  improvement.
Being  enjoined,  you  can  no  longer  render  them  the  service  idea  you
sold  them.  You  have  created  a  demand  for  a  service,  in  their  minds,
which  you  can  no  longer  render.  Being  enjoined,  where  is  YOUR
business  going?  To  the  man  or  woman  who  HAS  a  neurocalometer
and can keep it working without fear of future molestation.
Is  there  any  good,  sound,  logical,  business  reason  why  WE  should
not  now  let  you  spend  your  money  advertising  and  building  up
business  for  the  worthy,  competent,  and  qualified  Chiropractors  who
HAVE neurocalometers?
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The  quicker  you  buy  the  imitation,  the  more  you  advertise  it,  the
more  business  you  get  from  its  use,  the  more  of  all  this  goes  FROM
YOU TO NEUROCALOMETER USER, a trifle later.
Suppose later, getting desperate, you come frantically to us to secure
a  neurocalometer  lease,  to  save  your  business.  Suppose,  then,  we  tell
you  that  you  had  the  same  right  to  secure  a  neurocalometer,  to  place
confidence  in  us,  to  come  here  the  same  as  those  who  did  and  NOW
have YOUR business. What moral rights have you to prevail upon us
then?
Suppose,  as  a  penalty,  we  restrict  you  for  one  year  for  misplaced
confidencewhere  would  YOUR  business  go  in  that  year?  The
answer is simplethe problem easily solvedit will go FROM YOU
TO  HIMto  the  one  who  can  deliver  the  service  for  which  you
created  a  demand.  When  THAT  happens,  you  will  feel  the  lash.  Did
we do it, or did you bring it upon yourself? Every man fits himself into
his proper niche and fills it.
The tortoise on his marathon is now passing the hare on his sprint.
This is but another instance of where the unworthy, unqualified, and
incompetent Chiropractor is deliberately, maliciously, and with malice
aforethought  committing  his  own  professional  hari-kari  suicide.  He
shaped  his  own  ends  to  doing  the  thing  we  most  desired  to  have  him
do.
Every man has a right to cast his bread upon the waters. Some cast it
upon the imitation water and it comes back soggy. Others cast it upon
the genuine, only to have it return sandwiches.
Any  man  who  buys  or  sells  or  uses  an  imitation  works  himself  into
our program, professionally and financially, to the betterment of those
who remain in business because they bought the original invention.
This  BACK  TO  CHIROPRACTIC  NEUROCALOMETER
PROGRAM calls for the elimination of the unfit. Those who are unfit
are  digging  THEIR  OWN  graves  and  putting  a  banana  peeling  under
the other foot.
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But theres still another angle to this race.
Look  over  the  schoolshere  one,  there  onemany  of  them  are
creating imitations.
The  minute  the  immensity  of  this  professional-uplift  program
dawned  upon  Chiropractic  schools,  and  every  other  Chiropractic
school, that minute each and every such began to put the questions to
themselves  to  find  out  whether  they  were  worthy  or  unworthy  to
continue  living.  They  began  to  find  themselves  the  same  as  did  the
Chiropractors as individuals.
Some  of  these  schools  have,  in  self  defense  gone  into  the
manufacturing  field.  Others  are  acting  as  jobbers  in  buying  and
sellingat  any  rate  they  are  creating  a  demand  for  neuroXYZmeter
service  in  their  students  minds;  they  are  building  up  a  clientele,  a
patronage  based  upon  the  neurocalometer  service  idea.  They  pay
tribute  to  the  neurocalometer!  They  are  teaching  it  in  their  schools;
they  are  proving  it  on  their  students;  they  are  inculcating  the
tremendous  potential  values  of  the  neurocalometeridea  in  their
minds.  They  are  spending  money  advertising  the  idea  to  the
Chiropractic profession at large. They are helping us put over the idea.
It  is  plainly  evident  that  they  HAD  to  get  a  substitute  to  the
neurocalometer  TO  HOLD  their  business.  Not  being  able  to  get  the
NCM,  they  saw  business  going  to  those  who  could;  otherwise,  why
did  they  go  into  the  imitation  substitution  with  such  fervor  and
ferocity?
Suppose, then, we legally enjoin this and that school from acting as
manufacturer  or  jobber  and  further  prohibit  them  from  using  any
instrument which in any way infringes upon  our  apparatus  or  process
claimswhich means more than they imagine at present. What then?
What  happens  in  the  minds  of  their  students?  They  know  what  YOU
told them it would do. They saw for themselves. When all this is taken
from  them,  what  is  the  state  of  their  minds?  Where  is  their
confidence?  These  schools  can  no  longer  render  the  service  it  sold
them.
The  higher  they  builded  the  students  minds,  the  harder  the  flop
when the injunction takes it all away.
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Where,  then,  is  that  created  respect  for  the  neurocalometer-
imitation-service going to go? Naturally, back to the neurocalometer.
The answer is simplethe school problem solvedthe students will
gravitate  to  that  or  those  schools  where  they  CAN  get  the  kind  of
service  with  safetyfrom  the  inventors  direct.  The  patients  in  the
school  clinic  will,  because  of  being  educated  to  it,  go  to  those
practitioners  in  their  cities  who  HAVE  neurocalometers  and  CAN
KEEP THEM with no fear of lawsuit.
Is there any good, sound, logical, business reason why we should not
allow  these  schools  to  go  on  advertising  and  creating  a  demand  for
neurocalometer service? If it is their wish to spend much money, time,
thot,  labor,  and  effort  to  write,  advertise,  and  travel,  demonstrate  to
create  a  demand  for  a  service  which  The  P.S.C.  can  deliver,  arent
THEY building NOW a business for US TOMORROW? Why should
we stop them, for the present?
Suppose,  getting  desperate,  they  come  to  us  to  secure  a  neuro-
calometer privilege in their school.
They then must square themselves with the neurocalometer program
to  see  whether  they  are  worthy,  competent,  and  qualified;  whether
what they have been teaching IS Chiropractic; whether their graduates
are  worthy  of  a  continued  existence  in  the  field;  whether  what  they
have  been  calling  Palmer  Methods  was  ever  even  tainted  with
Palmer,  or  not.  It  is  painfully  evident  that  their  activities  in  the
imitation field were NOT.
The  answer  is  simplethe  problem  solvedbusiness  will  go  from
those unworthy, incompetent, unqualified schools to those who have a
neurocalometer service to teach, deliver, and render; from that school
which now finds itself unable to deliver, to that school WHICH CAN
deliver  the  service  for  which  these  other  institutions  have  created  a
demand.  Then  they  face  the  issue  squarely  as  to  whether  or  not  there
was any excuse for their being in business except to make money. The
issue is a fair one and must be met if ChiropracTIC is to live on in its
purity for posterity.
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This  is  another  instance  of  where  the  hare  thot  he  was  far  enough
ahead of the tortoise to be safe enough to do anything he saw fit; thot
the  spurt  of  the  sprinter  was  greater  than  the  long  run  of  the
marathoner;  hence  purchased  or  manufactured  imitations.  But  the
slow-moving  tortoise  was  waddling,  and  while  he  was  waddling  he
was thinking. The tortoise was planning the marathon race; tomorrow
rather than today.
Meanwhile,  the  unworthy,  unqualified  and  incompetent  Chiro-
practic  schools  are  placing  themselves,  finding  themselves,  putting
themselves  into  position  with  intention.  They  are  deliberately,
maliciously,  and  with  malice  aforethought  committing  professional
hari-kari upon themselves, and the long-suffering public will get from
under.
They  have  shaped  their  own  ends  to  doing  the  very  thing  we  most
desired to have them do. Isnt it so?
Any  school  that  manufactures  or  sells  imitations,  helps  us  to  more
quickly attain the end of cleaning the profession, for he helps us pick
out  the  ones  that  ought  to  go  by  properly  putting  himself  into  the
classification in which he rightfully belongs.
And the race is still running!
Those  Chiropractors  or  Chiropractic  schools  who  buy  neuro-
XYZmeters are those who, for one or more reasons, the  profession  is
better off without.
Here  and  there  is  an  innocent  fellow,  purposely  roped  in,  but  hell
get right quicker than later.
They  have  placed  themselves  by  doing  what  they  did.  That  proves
the necessity for their elimination. If their business falls, it is because
they builded on the sprint quicksand.
To save the pennies today, they commit suicide tomorrow. They thus
prove themselves milkers upon Chiropractic.
To sprint 100 yards in 10 seconds today, they forfeit the marathon of
100 miles tomorrow.
They  thus  prove  an  inferior  judgment  that  does  not  deserve  a  place
in our profession.
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Men live or die as they prove themselves!
Twas ever such!
This  is  the  story  of  the  marathoning  tortoise  and  the  sprinting  hare,
modernized  in  its  application  to  Chiropractors  (  ?  )  and  Chiropractic
(?) schools, and done up and put into print by B.J. himself.
(The Fountain Head News, September 27, 1924, TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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EMPHASIZING ONE VERY VITAL POINT
(Fountain Head News, November 22,1924, TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Patient enters PHYSICIANS office. Physician asks many questions;
patient answers them. Patient volunteers much information, etc.
Physician then takes all this data, mixes them well in his mind with
medical  training  and  experience  he  has  had,  out  of  which  comes  an
assemblage  of  systematization  called  a  DIAGNOSIS.  Diagnosis  is
based  on  HISTORY.  After  he  gets  diagnosis,  he  knows  what  to
prescribe, for it follows certain set and cut rules.
Patient  enters  CHIROPRACTORS  office.  Chiropractor  asks  many
questions; patient answers them. Patient volunteers much information,
etc.
Chiropractor  then  takes  all  this  data,  mixes  them  well  in  his  mind
with the Chiropractic training and experience he has had, out of which
comes  an  assemblage  of  systematization  called  an  ANALYSIS.
Analysis  is  based  on  HISTORY.  After  he  gets  the  analysis  he  knows
what to adjust, for it follows certain set and cut rules.
Physician gets history which leads to diagnosis, which leads to belly.
Chiropractor gets history which leads to analysis, which leads to back.
Only  difference  is  WHERE  WE  TURN  WHEN  WE  TURNone  to
belly, other to back.
(Fountain Head News, November 22,1924, TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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SOME ONE ELSE DOES IT
(Fountain Head News, December 13,1924. TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
When  the  neurocalometer  was  publicly  announced  in  May  of  this
year  (1924)  we  had  heard  of  no  other  instruments  which  were
supposed  to  be  even  similar  in  their  function.  Yet,  within  the  short
space of a very few weeks, several self-styled imitations miraculously
made  their  appearance  in  the  field;  and  if  we  were  to  believe  all
announcements,  every  one  of  these  was  as  good  as,  if  not  better  than
the neurocalometer.
Furthermore,  the  men  behind  production  of  these  articles  modestly
admitted that their main motive  in  offering  these  to  the  Chiropractors
of the country was to save the profession from being robbed by B.J.
Since the advent of these so-called imitations, it has been our policy
to  carefully  refrain  from  discussing  any  instrument  other  than  the
neurocalometer,  and  our  representatives  in  the  field  have  been
instructed to follow this policy. If these instructions have been carried
out,  and  we  believe  they  have,  we  can  honestly  state  that  no  one
officially connected with The P.S.C. has ever been guilty of belittling
the  product  of  any  of  these  individuals.  It  is  very  gratifying  to  note,
however, that others who are not interested in us are perfectly willing
to  expose  the  facts  in  connection  with  one  of  these  so-called
imitations.
It will be interesting for our  readers  to  know  that  already  several  of
these  mushroom  instruments,  for  which  so  much  was  originally
claimed, have become matters of history.  Others  are  beginning  to  see
the handwriting on the wall.
We  herewith  reproduce  an  article  which  has  been  published  in  the
December  issue  of  Radio  News,  edited  by  Hugo  Gernsback  and
published  by  the  Experimenter  Publishing  Company,  New  York.
We  have  received  permission  from  the  publishers  to  republish  this  in
The F.H.N.
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The Latest Radio Swindle
By Hugo Gernsback
Since  radio  became  popular,  the  general  public  has  pounced  upon  it  as  the
marvel of the age, which truly it is. The non-technical man, if told of any new and
seemingly  impossible  wonder  that  has  been  performed  by  radio,  is  not  at  all
incredulous,  but  willing  to  believe  anything  and  everything  as  long  as  the  magic
word  of  radio  is  connected  with  the  new  wonder.  If  it  were  to  be  announced
tomorrow by some exploiter that by means of a new radio outfit we could live to
be a hundred, there would be a huge sale for such an outfit. Indeed, there is very
little  the  public  will  not  believe  that  cannot  be  accomplished  by  means  of  the
marvelous radio.
We had occasion before to mention through the columns of Radio News a new
crop of unscrupulous exploiters who have  sprung  up  of  late  to  take  advantage  of
this  public  belief  in  radio,  in  order  to  make  huge  sums  of  money.  In  our  June,
1924, issue, we showed some of the faking which has already been carried out. It
seems  that  only  the  fullest  and  widest  publicity  can  eradicate  the  new  evil  with
which  radio  is  threatened.  To  the  non-technical  man,  we  give  this  warningIF
AT  ANY  TIME  YOU  ARE  APPROACHED  BY  A  SO-CALLED  DOCTOR
OR PRACTITIONER TO UNDERGO A PHYSICAL TREATMENT IN WHICH
A  REGULATION  RADIO  OUTFIT  IS  USEDSHUN  HIM  AS  YOU  WOULD
A BURGLAR. Both operate on the same principle, namely, to extract money from
you,  with  the  difference  that  the  burglar  should  get  the  benefit  of  the  doubtat
least  he  is  fair  minded  about  it  and  does  not  deprive  you  of  your  hard-earned
money under false pretenses.
We  have  to  do  today  with  the  Wonder  (?)  of  the  AgeTHE  NEURO-
PHONOMETER,  manufactured  by  one  George  D.  Rogers,  D.  C.,  Ph.  C.,  former
Dean of the Texas Chiropractic College, 1715 Main Avenue, San Antonio, Texas.
We  give  Dr.  Rogers  full  publicity  on  the  Neurophonometer  so  that  any
individual who desires to know all about the conductivity of his nerves can buy
this  $50  radio  outfit  masquerading  under  the  high-sounding  name  of
neurophonometer, for the small sum of $500-CASH, as advertised by Rogers.
The Neurophonometer, as our illustrations show, is a regular radio outfit thinly
disguised. On the front panel there is a vacuum tube for some reason or other not
very  clear  to  anyone,  and  a  Baldwin  phone.  The  outfit  looks  very  formidable  to
say  the  least,  and  the  poor  victim  who  is  to  undergo  treatment  must  certainly  be
inspired  by  the  sight  of  the  variegated  knobs,  voltmeter,  dials  and  other
paraphernalia which are soon to help cure him.
The Neurophonometer is of course never sold to private individuals. It is sold
to  certain  practitioners  who  fall  for  the  humbug  and  who  in  turn  tickle  their
prospective  victims  spine  by  means  of  a  free  electrode  supposed  to  carry  the
radio current.
The following paragraphs are taken from Dr. Rogers pamphlet:
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The Neurophonometer is a highly sensitive  electric  instrument  constructed  to
measure  the  exact  conductivity  of  the  nerves  of  the  entire  body.  The
Neurophonometer  does  not  measure  the  conductivity  by  a  hypothetical  point
called  normal,  BUT  IT  DETERMINES  THE  VARIANCE  FROM  THE
CAPACITY  AND  INDUCTANCE  OF  THE  BRAIN  (DYNAMO)  WHICH
GENERATES  THE  LIFE  FORCE  OF  THE  BODY.  THE  RATE  OF  THE
GENERATION IS THE RATE OF CONDUCTIVITY IF THE NERVE IS FREE
FROM  PRESSURE.  If  there  is  interference  with  the  flow  of  life  force,  the
Neurophonometer will register the degree. Surface temperature does not  alter  the
efficiency of the Neurophonometer because IT  IS  ACTUALLY  DETERMINING
THE  CONDUCTIVITY  OF  THE  NERVE.  This  was  determined  by  locating  an
impinged  nerve  with  the  Neurophonometer  under  ordinary  conditions,  then  heat
was applied over the nerve being tested, then the instrument showed that the heat
increased the conductivity of the nerve about  one-fourth  of  one  unit;  an  ice  pack
was  then  applied  over  the  same  nerve,  and  the  instrument  showed  that  the
interference  was  increased  by  the  cold  one-third  of  one  unit.  BY  ELECTRICAL
LAWS  THIS  TEST  PROVES  THAT  THE  NEUROPHONOMETER
ACTUALLY MEASURED THE CONDUCTIVITY OF THE NERVE.
Probably  the  most  important  feature  of  the  Neurophonometer  is  the
establishment of the positive normal conductivity of the nerves. This is important,
BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT FREQUENCY, therefore it would
be very difficult to determine an average; even then the test would not be specific.
BUT  BY  DETERMINING  WHAT  THE  INDIVIDUAL  PATIENTS
FREQUENCY  IS,  then  test  the  nerves  by  comparison,  THE  TEST  IS
ABSOLUTELY SPECIFIC AND SCIENTIFIC.
AFTER  THE  CAPACITY  AND  INDUCTANCE  OF  THE  BRAIN  HAS
BEEN DETERMINED, the free electrode is placed over the nerve to be tested. If
this  nerve  is  free  from  pressure,  IT  WILL  TEST  IN  RESONANCE  WITH  THE
BRAIN,  but  if  there  is  pressure  it  will  test  BELOW  THE  CAPACITY  AND
INDUCTANCE  OF  THE  BRAIN,  and  the  Chiropractor  will  know  the  degree  of
interference to the flow of life force.
The tests are made with an oscillating circuit that is made audible by the aid of
radio  principles.  Therefore,  the  test  is  an  audible  test,  which  is  six  times  as
sensitive  as  the  most  sensitive  galvanometer.  This,  of  course,  increases  the
efficiency of the instrument in locating nerve impingements.
The  Neurophonometer  is  so  constructed  that  the  technique  is  easily  and
readily  mastered,  but  of  course  experience  increases  your  efficiency.  Its  wearing
parts  are  only  three,  and  they  are  inexpensive  to  replace  and  can  make  all
necessary repairs or adjustments. You can learn to operate it in a short while, and
practice makes perfect.
Should  you  buy  one,  you  will  be  instructed  in  its  use.  Its  value  or  worth
cannot  be  estimated  in  dollars  and  cents.  However,  we  have  decided  upon  a  fair
price, which will always remain at a minimum of $500 cash. Labor conditions and
supplies  may  make  it  go  higher,  but  there  is  little  possibility  that  it  will  ever  be
cheaper.
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Dont be afraid you cannot be supplied.
We guarantee delivery in thirty days. There is no hurry.
You  have  until  tomorrow  to  decide,  and  should  you  want  advice,  seek  it.
Good advice is always desirable.
The Neurophonometer is  constructed  and  operated  by  POSITIVE  LAWS  OF
PHYSICS.  It  will  be  opened  up  at  any  time  for  inspection  by  electrical  experts,
and its every part explained in detail. It can stand the testit is so constructed.
The Neurophonometer has been in the process of making for over a year, and
it  has  proved  its  value  to  Chiropractic  to  the  entire  satisfaction  of  everyone  who
has seen the demonstration. The alarmist, the skeptic and the non-believer have all
had  their  fling  at  this  instrument  and,  strange  as  it  may  seem,  THE  LITTLE
VOICE OF INNATE SPEAKS THROUGH THE TRANSMITTER just the  same
and  tells  the  Chiropractor  THE  EXACT  POINT  OF  INTERFERENCE  WITH
THE TRANSMISSION OF VIBRATORY LIFE FORCE.
Dont discard your X-ray, it may mean dollars and cents to you sometime in a
malpractice suit.
Questions Answered by Dr. Rogers
Q. How does the Neurophonometer differ from other instruments announced?
A.  We  have  not  seen  the  other  instruments.  The  Neurophonometer  is  A
PROVEN  SCIENTIFIC  INSTRUMENT  WHICH  REGISTERS  THE  LIFE
FORCE being carried by a nerve.
Q. Is the Neurophonometer difficult to operate?
A.  No.  The  instructions  furnished  are  sufficient  to  learn  to  operate  this
instrument.  You  will  improve  continually  as  you  use  and  operate  the  instrument,
the  same  as  driving  a  car.  It  is  operated  similar  to  a  radio  receiver,  BUT  MORE
SIMPLE.
Q. How long does it take to make a reading or analysis of the spine?
A. Average, 10 minutes.
Q. Does the patient feel any shock?
A. Absolutely none.
First,  the  Neurophonometer  is  not  a  mere  finder  of  hotboxes.  In  fact,  its
functioning does not depend upon surface heat at all. What the Neurophonometer
really MEASURES IS THE ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY OF THE NERVE,
and inasmuch as science has virtually established the fact that the transmission of
impulses  over  nerves  is  essentially  electrical  in  nature,  THIS  MEASUREMENT
OF  ELECTRICAL  CONDUCTIVITY  CONSTITUTES  A  DIRECT
INDICATION  OF  THE  ABILITY  OF  THE  NERVE  TO  TRANSMIT  MENTAL
IMPULSES.  Here  we  have  a  direct  means  of  determining  the  degree  of
impingement on any nerve.
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The  second  great  advantage  of  the  Neurophonometer  is  that  in  giving  a
reading the operator is guided by his ear. With receivers clamped over his ears, he
adjusts  the  dials  so  as  to  get  the  maximum  sound.  Such  a  method  is  regarded  by
workers  in  the  exact  science  as  being  at  least  six  times  as  sensitive  as  any
recording  device  and  is  resorted  to  whenever  great  precision  is  desired  and  the
nature of the work permits of its use.
The  parts  which  have  been  capitalized  by  us  show  the  silly  nonsense  that  is
being paraded before unsuspecting buyers. If Dr. Rogers sells many  of  these  $50
outfits for $500 he should soon grow rich, but it is particularly the crass nonsense
of the technical verbiage that Dr. Rogers uses which is so offensive to the man of
science. For instance, the sentence:
After  the  capacity  and  inductance  of  the  brain  has  been  determined,  the  free
electrode is placed over the nerve to be tested. If this nerve is free from pressure it
will test in resonance with the brain, but if there is pressure it will test below the
capacity and inductance of the brain, and the Chiropractor will know the degree of
INTERFERENCE (?) to the flow of life force.
If you have ever read any greater nonsense in your life than this, we would like
to see it.
That the Neurophonometer will not only test nothing, but will do nothing else
either,  is  absolutely  certain.  That  it  cannot  do  anything  is  for  the  simple  reason
firstthat  it  is  absolutely  impossible  by  any  present  means  to  measure  the  exact
conductivity  of  the  nerves  of  the  entire  body,  as  claimed  by  Rogers.  It  is
impossible for the simple reason that nearly all nerves are embodied in conductive
tissues of the human body. If you could take out a nerve from the human body and
connect  two  wires  to  it,  you  could  test  the  conductivity  of  such  a  nerve.  It  is
impossible  with  means  available  today  to  test  the  conductivity  of  anything
WITHIN the human body for the simple reason that you cannot get at it. Even if
you  did  get  at  it,  it  would  do  you  no  good.  This,  for  the  simple  reason  that  it
would be impossible to measure the conductivity of the nerves as long as they are
embedded in other  tissues  of  the  human  body  because  such  tissue  is  a  conductor
itself.
To illustrate this point, it is exactly as if you took a large bundle of bare copper
wires and twisted them up into a single solid strand. If all the wires were touching
each other it would be impossible to measure the conductivity of any one strand.
In  the  human  body  such  a  test  would  be  even  more  complicated  because  the
different tissues have different values of conductivity.
It will be noticed that in one of the captions under one of the photographs we
say  as  follows:  Determining  capacity  and  inductance  of  the  brain
ABSOLUTELY  NO  ELECTRICITY  GETS  TO  THE  PATIENT.  This  is  a
caption taken from the Rogers pamphlet. If no electricity gets to the patient, how
then can you measure the capacity and inductance of the brain? In the first place,
you can just as well determine the electrical
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capacity and inductance of the brain as you can scientifically measure the capacity
for  Chinese  in  the  tail  of  a  soused  herring;  both  are  equally  nonsensicalboth
mean nothing.
In one of the other captions, it will be noticed, it says: Finding the interference
with  transmission.  In  another  part  of  the  pamphlet  Dr.  Rogers  tells  us  that
absolutely no electricity  gets  to  the  patient,  but  some  of  it  must  get  to  the  poor
patient  somehow,  because  otherwise  how  could  you  find  the  interference  with
transmission?  Also,  how  does  Rogers  get  the  interference  and  how  the
transmission? All v-e-r-y deep and dark, and all of it PURE BUNK!!!
But  we  are  at  least  thankful  to  Dr.  Rogers  for  printing  his  pamphlet.  It  has
caused  us  many  a  good  laugh  and  anyone  who  wants  to  laugh  long  and  loudly,
should send for one to Dr. Rogers, at the address we have given. We are sorry that
we have been unable to print all of it, but we assure you it is all good.
In making our $1,000 offer to Dr. Rogers, we do so light-heartedly. We could
just as well have made it $10,000, for we know it will never be claimed.
(Radio News for December, 1924, New York.)
(Fountain Head News, December 13,1924, TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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THE NEUROCALOMETER IS WRONG
(Fountain Head News, August 1,1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The Neurocalometer is Wrong was written by a man who faced
facts, fairly and squarely. No equivocations, camouflage, evasions
or subterfuges.
Each man must, sooner or later, either face the facts or establish
alibis.
Bob  Kahle  is  convinced  that  the  majority  of  Chiropractors  are
alibiers. They will issue any kind of an alibi so long as it lulls them
to sleep and temporarily sets aside the day when they MUST face
facts.
He  who  writes  this  article  is  convinced  that  Chiropractors  are
given  to  evading  facts.  In  this  article  he  writes  about  alibis  and
alibiers as he has encountered them in  his  travels,  in  or  out  of  the
offices of other Chiropractors.
He has established here what he finds as the reasons (?) they give
for why the NCM is wrong.
It is well worth reading; also read his letter which follows.
B.J.P.
P.S.As I have frequently said, Business is a state of mind.
ROBERT R. KAHLE, D. C.,
CHIROPRACTOR
Outlook, Montana
Dear B.J.P.:
While  taking  a  trip  last  fall,  I  had  the  pleasure  of  calling  on  quite  a  number  of
chiropractors  and  chiropractoids,  and  I  made  some  notes,  both  in  my  notebook
and mentally. After I got settled I looked over my notes and also took stock of the
mental  notes  I  had  made,  and  the  enclosed  is  the  finished  product.  It  will  hit  a
large number right in their weak spot. It is about the way they talked, acted and
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a  large  number  of  the  offices  looked  to  me.  I  am  not  stating  that  all  were  such,
some of them were up-to-date in every respect, and were thinkers, etc.
No, I did not go into the various offices and tell them that I had a NCM. I would
ask  them  if  they  had  one,  or  if  they  had  ordered  one,  or  if  they  intended  to  buy
one, or an infringement. Well, then, if they would say they had ordered a NCM, I
would  talk  NCM.  If  they  would  say  they  would  not  pay  that  much  for  a  NCM  I
agreed  with  them.  If  they  would  say  they  were  thinking  of  buying  another
machine, well and good, I was for them. Get the idea, dont you? You know that a
stranger  cant  go  into  any  persons  place  and  get  any  truth  out  of  the  party,  no
matter what business they may be in, if they think you are against them, but can if
a person will swing right in with them.
If they cursed you, I did, too; if they praised you, I was with them. Anything to
get  what  they  thought,  so  I  sided  in  with  all,  then  I  would  drop  a  few  new  ideas
and bid them farewell.
Yes, humanity is strange. They dont seem to be able to think for themselves.
Fearthey  fear  every  one,  including  themselves,  and  still  we  wonder  why
advancement is so slow.
You may ask, is there any hope? Yes, absolutely, the next generation..
If you see fit to publish my story, I know it will knock over a lot. It will set a
lot of them to thinking, as it is their own stuff, shot at them.
Sincerely, as ever,
BOB KAHLE. D. C.
THE NEUROCALOMETER IS WRONG
I well know that quite a number of practitioners will jump right up and say, that
guy is nuts. He is against B.J. He dont know what he is talking about, and many
more such remarks as they may come to your mind, and I say, you certainly have
that privilege. You certainly have the freedom to express your candid opinion, or
any other opinion, as far as I am concerned, but listen, please; grant me that same
privilege, will you?
I am not jumping at conclusions, I have thoroughly investigated this thing they
call the LAST STEP and really I have studied harder, to get the fundamentals of
this  thing  named  Neurocalometer,  than  I  ever  did  while  at  school,  or  since  that
time, or ever will again. I have reasoned and studied the thing from every angle, I
have studied every piece of literature that Old Palmer or any one else ever put out,
in fact I bought one of the things, yes, I have one right here in my office and I am
herewith  announcing  to  all  the  chiropractors  on  this  old  planet,  and  more  if  they
want to know it,
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that this contraption, called the latest thing, is all wrong, it is bound to ultimately
destroy every Chiropractor and also chiropractic, and I will supply you with ample
proof, if you will but read this article.
No,  I  am  not  a  recent  graduate,  if  I  were  I  may  be  full  of  pep,  hokum  and  the
latest  bunk,  and  of  course,  I  would  not  be  in  a  position  to  state  the  facts,  and  to
candidly give my opinion, as I would not have had the time to  accumulate  same,
but  as  it  is  I  have  been  in  the  field,  no,  not  corn  field  or  plow  field,  I  mean  the
chiropractic field, for almost twelve years, therefore, it is obvious that I have had
numerous  experiences  that  a  lot  of  you  have  not  had  the  misfortune  of  suffering
thru,  hence  it  may  be  advisable  and  profitable  to  take  heed, therefore  I  am  in  a
position to know that the NCM IS wrong.
As is manifest, I am not one of those kind of people that move around a lot, or
take to new ideas very fast. I am the kind that reasons and thinks and sticks to the
job.  Yes,  I  know  that  fact  is  self-evident,  but  then  I  thought  I  might  draw  your
attention  to  it,  but  you  know  that  any  person  that  can  stay  in  this  chiropractic
game for twelve years is not a quitter, and has learned to advance very cautiously;
if he had not done so he would have  been  broke.  Well  I  know  of  a  lot  of  people
that are very progressive, in fact I think too progressive. They are ever willing and
eager  to  jump  right  ahead  and  take  a  chance  at  every  thing  or  anything  that
happens  to  come  along,  and  if  you  will  note  they  are  the  people  that  are  always
looking for something new to work at or with. You know I am not of this type of a
man.  I  am  the  type  that  advances  slowly  but  surely,  in  fact  I  have  found  as  I
stumbled thru life, that is as far as I have gone, that there is no use to investigate
any  new  thing.  Let  some  other  person  go  thru  all  that  expense  and  trouble  and
after enuf of them have found it correct, well then dont worry, you will be either
crowded  up  or  out.  Well  I  have  been  in  this  game  for  twelve  years  and  I  am  not
crowded out yet; of course I will admit, that when this new machine came out, it
did  trouble  me  a  lot,  but  I  will  explain  this  later.  As  I  have  stated  before  I  am  a
sticker. If I had not been I could never have stood the many battles of chiropractic
all  these  twelve  years,  but  then  be  that  as  it  may,  I  will  proceed  to  state  more
facts and reasons why the Neuro is all wrong.
You see, it is like this. I must tell you a little of the history of my life so that you
will be in better position to understand the facts I am about to present to you.
Old  Palmer  and  I  have  ben  in  this  old  game  of  chiropractic  for  a  good  many
years, oh yes it is true that he got the idea first, but then since then we have been
growing  right  along  together.  Yes  certainly,  I  will  not  deny  the  fact  that  Old
Palmer has had a few years the start of me, that is very true, but then I have teen
growing  so  much  faster  then  he  has  since  I  started,  that  I  think  it  is  safe  to  state
right  here  and  now  that  I  have  caught  up  with  him.  Yes,  in  fact,  I  will  say,  Oh  I
know if he reads this article, that he will condemn me for saying this, but then, I
dont care. I am sore at him anyhow, and I owe him so much, well I will tell you
about that later, but as I
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commenced  to  say  here  a  while  ago,  I  think  it  is  safe  for  me  to  make  this
statement, that I am way ahead of him, in experience, etc. Now this statement may
not  sound  just  right  to  a  lot  of  you  people  that  do  not  give  anything  a  second
thought,  but  you  well  know  that  Old  Palmer  has  taken  a  lot  of  trips,  several
around the world, and certainly it is wholly unnecessary for me to say that all this
time  is  a  total  loss  to  him.  Then  look  at  all  the  time  he  has  lost  during  the  many
Lyceums he has given, all this time is lost, to him; and do not forget, just bear in
mind  that  all  this  time  I  have  been  on  the  job.  No,  I  have  not  been  to  any  of  his
Lyceums  since  I  left  school,  oh  no,  not  that  I  did  not  have  the  time,  I  have  had
plenty  of  time  since  I  opened  my  office.  I  am  not  one  of  those  guys  that  had  to
hire  a  lot  of  cheap  policemen  to  keep  the  crowd  away  from  my  door,  and  I  am
honest enuf to say so. I have had plenty of time to attend every Lyceum, and then
have had ample time to do a lot of other things, including a lot of thinking about
this Neuro. But, I will tell you candidly why I did not attend any of the Lyceums, I
did  not  have  the  money.  Now  that  is  a  fair  reason  is  it  not?  I  cannot  find  enuf
money to attend all the Lyceums and every other thing that Old Palmer can think
of. I must pay my office rent, and my board bill, and I must buy a few new clothes
once  in  a  while,  not  so  very  many  new  clothes  and  right  here  I  will  tell  you  the
reason  why,  I  do  not  think  it  is  profitable  to  dress  too  well,  for  more  than  one
reason, which I will voice my opinion on later.
Well then there are all my other expenses that I must pay, or leave town, such as
my collar bill at the laundry, no that is all I send to the laundry, I do all the other
washing myself. No, I know my laundry bill would not be so very large and I will
tell you why. There  is  no  use  to  wash  the  clothes  all  the  time,  for  if  you  do  they
are bound to become too clean, and they will show the dirt so much more readily,
see?  I  have  found  and  by  experience  too,  that  a  person  can  wear  your  clothing
much  longer  if  not  washed  too  clean  and  for  that  reason,  I  do  my  own  washing,
and this certainly is sufficient reason for any thinking person. Well then there are
all the other expenses that all of us have every month and well about such as heat,
light,  water  and  a  new  book  every  few  years,  and  then  the  disease  tracts.  Right
here  and  now  I  am  going  to  give  my  opinion  on  these  disease  tracts.  They  are  a
very good thing to hand out to the patients, but they cost too much. I have spent a
lot of money for them, I do not remember just how much, but I will say this, and it
is a fact, that Old Palmer thru his various schemes, gets about all the money I take
in.  Yes  I  know  it  is  a  shame,  but  how  can  I  help  myself,  and  now  right  at  this
point, I want to say this is one of the reasons why I insist that the Neuro is all
wrong.  It  is  too  much  money  to  be  forced  to  pay  for  the  thing;  but  then  getting
back to the dis-ease  tracts,  they  are  a  good  thing  to  have,  but  look  at  the  price,  I
know  darnwell  that  I  have  dished  out  a  hundred  or  two  since  I  have  been  in
business  these  last  twelve  years,  and  if  I  had  not  spent  that  money  for  them  I
would have just that much more in the bank or oh no thats right I would have had
it  to  pay  on  my  Neuro.  Well  there  you  go,  you  cant  beat  Old  Palmer,  too  many
schemes. Well be that as it may, you know as well as I do, that we all get
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fooled just so often, and you gotto give it to Old Palmer for that at least, he sure is
the guy that can fool us, but here is one doctor that is about all thru, he has fooled
me about as often as he is going to, but I will explain this later.
Now  lets  see,  oh  yes,  more  expenses,  here  is  the  advertising,  I  mean  in
newspapers, etc. Well I took a tip from a fellow a good many years ago, in regard
to this advertising. He told me all about it while I was still at school. He told me
that  advertising  was  a  gamble,  that  you  never  know  whether  you  will  get  any
results from it or not, people dont think much these days. So I could never figure
out  just  why  a  person  should  advertise,  so  naturally,  I  have  held  my  expenses
down in that direction, yes, my advertising bills have been very small, in fact I just
figured  up  here  a  few  months  ago,  and  I  have  not  spent  over  fifty-eight  dollars
since I opened my office at this place twelve years ago, so it is needless for me to
state that I am  running  my  business  on  a  very  conservative  basis,  and  this  is  just
one more point in my favor, this is just what I am driving at, that is why I say the
Neuro,  is  all  wrong,  it  really  costs  too  much,  to  advertise  it.  Well  you  say  dont
advertise,  hell  you  dont  have  to  tell  me  that,  I  dont,  I  am  in  no  particular  rush
about getting these sick people well, let them stay sick a while and  see  how  they
like it, and then here is a good tip, the longer they are sick, the longer it will take
them to get well, see?
Just  stop  for  a  moment  and  give  this  statement  a  thot.  Supposing  this
contraption  misnamed  Neurocalometer,  or  whatever  way  you  spell  it,  had  never
come out on the market, you may say, well what about it? Well, I say this about it.
Before it came out, this machine I mean, all the chiropractors were doing a good
business, and making a good easy living out of it. Oh yes, I know, that not every
one in the business were making a million, but then you know, some of the best of
us were going right along and were making a good living, and we did not have to
worry or fret much about getting a living, and that is more than a lot of people can
say this day and age, well any how here we were going strong. Some had as high
as  three  and  four  patients  a  week,  and  most  of  them  were  paying  too  and  here
comes Old Palmer with that darn Neuro, no, I will never forgive him for bringing
it out to the front. Here is my view of the situation, if he really thinks that it is so
good, and wanted to use it, well and good, I guess he had that privilege, but why
in H didnt he keep his mouth shut about it, tell me that? Well, it came out to our
sorrow, and it just blew up the entire profession. Just as an illustration, I will tell
you just what happened in this town, and I will leave it to any thinking person if it
is  not  a  shame.  One  Chiro,  over  across  the  street  from  me  bought  one  of  the
things, and of course the big fish that he is, he told every body about it, and even
went so far as to advertise it in the weekly newspaper here, well he told everybody
that came into his office all about the machine, all it would do, and a lot of things
it would not do, and I could never see that this certain man had such a wonderful
vocabulary, but somehow or other he got all three of my patients to try it. Yes sir I
lost  the  whole  bunch,  every  last  one  of  them  told  me  they  were  going  to  try  the
instrument and see if it really did do as he stated it would,
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so away they goes right over to this guys office and of course he forgot all about
ethics, he just seemed to forget that I was in town, and mind you, I was here first,
but  he  did  not  seem  to  care  about  that,  he  even  degraded  himself  so  low  as  to
forget  about  age,  can  you  beat  that?  No,  No,  he  was  a  Palmer  graduate,  sure  he
was, I saw his diploma thru the window one day. Well nevertheless that is just the
way things went around this town, so any thinking person certainly cannot blame
me  for  being  sore  at  Old  Palmer.  Let  me  state  right  here  and  now,  that  a  lot  of
things  have  come  true  since  this  machine  came  out,  that  I  never  thot  would  or
could  come  true,  but  they  have,  and  one  of  them  is:  Whenever  or  wherever  the
dollar is involved all friendship ceases. I really  did  not  think  that  any  competitor
would stoop so low and do all the mean things he has done, but then it just goes
to prove my contention that the Neuro is all wrong. It has ruined chiropractic a
lot and it will finish it sure as heck, and this latter statement I will prove later on.
Well let her go, I suppose it will be a good thing at that, for then a few of us old
timers, the real sincere men and women, can and will build it up again out of the
chaos and ruin, and build it the way we want it and the way it should be, I hope by
that time Old Palmer will have enuf of this stuff they call wealth, so he will mind
his  own  business,  and  we  can  go  right  ahead  and  make  something  out  of  this
chiropractic.
Well I started in to tell you about this Neuro, this person has that has an office
across  the  street  from  me.  He  tells  everybody  that  it  really  and  truly,  proves  and
shows, now mind you, who in the world can show the cause of any dis-ease. Well
he  stated  among  a  lot  of  other  lies  that  heretofore  the  chiropractors  have  been
guessing to a certain extent, that they were never positive as to whether or not they
had the right major, and that any person that would take adjustments without  the
Neuro,  was  just  a  plain  damn  fool.  He  also  told  them  that  in  the  past  the
chiropractor never knew just when to stop adjusting a patient, yes he went so  far
as to tell one of my patients, in fact it was the best patient I had out of the whole
bunch, that I had been adjusting him for four years and  had  not  gotten  him  well,
and  that  I  could  adjust  him  for  eight  more  without  the  Neuro  and  I  would  never
get him well. So he told him to come over and look at it; to come right in and see
how it works, as he knew if he would see it, he would be convinced that it would
do all that he had said. Well this old patient of mine came right in and told me all
about it. I told him not to believe  a  word  of  it,  that  it  was  all  bunk,  hokum,  goat
feathers,  horse  neck,  and  plain  bull,  but  then  he  insisted  on  going  so  I  could  do
nothing, but tell him that it was alright for a recent graduate to have one of those
machines,  as  their  fingers  were  not  trained  like  mine  were,  and  that  after  he  had
been in the field as long as I had he would throw the machine out of the back door
and  use  his  fingers,  that  I  could  feel  as  much  with  my  fingers  as  any  machine
could tell, and that I had more experience than he had, and I told him a lot more,
some of which I knew was not true but then I had to say something, and I took it
for granted that he was telling a lot of lies too. Well believe me, it did not take me
long to get to my other three patients, no I mean the other two, as one of them got
well in the mean time, that is he told me he did but I
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think he lied to me as I saw him going in to my competitors office. Well be that as
it may, I lost all my patients, and it was my move, I was forced to act, not because
I  wanted  to,  far  be  it  from  that,  but  I  found  myself  in  a  particular  predicament.
Now can you feature such luck? Here I had been in the field for twelve years and
after these said twelve years of hard labor and heavy advertising and educating the
public,  speaking  to  them,  no  not  in  public,  as  I  can  not  think  fast  enuf  to  talk  in
public,  but  then  I  can  talk  very  fast  in  private,  oh  yes,  I  know  I  dont  say  much,
but  that  does  not  make  so  much  difference,  as  most  of  the  people  do  not  think
anyhow, and if I did say anything they would  not  get  it,  for  I  have  tried  it,  and  I
am telling you right here and now, that any time you try to drive home a new idea,
it goes over, just  like  an  airplane,  so  I  dont  try  any  more  to  say  too  much.  Well
any  how,  as  I  have  stated  before,  after  all  these  twelve  years,  here  comes  a  fresh
fish  from  school,  and  steals  all  my  patients,  yes  sir  took  all  three  of  them,  the
whole bunch left me and went right over to this new guy, now just imagine that if
you can. Now perhaps some of you thinking people will realize why  I  say  the
Neuro is all wrong,  and I still insist that it  is,  and  can  you  blame  me?  Now  you
have  an  idea  of  what  I  was  up  against,  I  tell  you  it  was  my  move  thats  all,  this
thing  had  gotten  to  the  stage  where  it  was  really  serious,  with  me  at  least.  I  was
right up against the real fact of starving, seeking another occupation, or spending
all my hard earned cash, for one of those new contraptions. Well I reasoned it out
this way. If I bought one of Old Palmers machines, I would be in debt to him all
the  rest  of  my  life,  and  longer  if  I  had  any  bad  luck  at  all.  So  I  got  to  thinking
things over, and not having a wife, oh no not that I do not want one, that is not the
idea, I could never afford to keep one, yes I hope, some day to have one, well yes
I  know,  you  do  not  have  to  tell  me,  I  know  that  hoping,  wishing  and  believing
spells,  NOTHING,  this  day  and  age,  but  then  it  is  good  mental  soothing  syrup,
and I guess I can do such if I please, I dont know as it is any of your business as I
have stated before, not having a wife to talk things over with, and you can readily
see I was forced to do something, so I used to walk up and down in my office and
talk  to  myself  and  then  go  and  look  out  of  the  window  and  wait  for  an  answer.
Well that is the way I spent most of my time, once in a while I would quiet down
enuf  so  as  to  go  and  read  a  verse  or  two  out  of  my  bible,  but  even  that  did  not
seem to solve the problems, this time, for I could see that this time for once, Old
Palmer with  his  darned  machine  had  it  on  me;  heretofore  I  will  admit  he  usually
asked me for some advice, and  I  could  always  out  smart  him,  for  after  we  talked
things  over,  I  knew  just  what  he  was  going  to  do.  See,  you  dont  have  to  be  so
very smart to get that point, seeing  that  he  had  it  on  me,  I  just  said,  right  here  is
where I will be big enuf to admit it, and there being nothing else to do I did admit
it,  no  no  not  to  him,  I  should  say  not,  I  would  not  give  him  the  satisfaction  of
knowing that he out figured me, but I did admit it to myself. Well I was walking
down by the river one day breathing in the sewerage breezes, and I was thinking,
and  what  I  mean,  I  really  was  thinking;  I  was  trying  to  decide  whether  I  should
jump in the river and end it all, or whether I should buy a Palmer machine. I kept
on walking however, and the said breeze seemed to act as a stimulant.
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and I got a brand-new idea. I just thought why not buy one of the other machines?
I  had  received  some  pamphlets  and  a  lot  of  other  literature  explaining  all  the
details of them, and I sure did read them all thru thoroughly, well in fact I studied
more  along  the  lines  of  the  various  other  machines  than  I  did  the  Neuro.  Now
right  here  is  where  each  and  every  one  of  you  will  and  must  agree  with  me,  and
this is this, the other machines are so much cheaper, and just as good, well Ill tell
you my candid opinion is that they are better, no I am not saying much about it to
any  of  my  friends,  because  I  do  not  want  to  hurt  Old  Palmers  feelings,  and  then
you  well  know  how  it  is,  he  is  not  so  very  dumb,  and  if  he  once  gets  it  on  you,
with  the  limited  power  that  he  has  and  then  by  applying  what  little  influence  he
has in the field, he may not sell me one of his machines at all; that is why I kept
my mouth shut about it, but be that as it may I really could not decide what to do.
You see it was like this, I had sufficient mazuma, or this stuff they call wealth,
to buy and pay for one of the other machines, but when it came to buying a Neuro.
I just did not have the money, do not overlook the one fact that I have not been in
this profession all my life, I have only been practicing for twelve years, and I can
assure you that it takes a lot of time and money to educate the public to this new
issue called chiropractic, and after you have been in the field as long as I have and
have  spent  as  much  money  advertising,  and  all  the  energy  I  have  wasted  well
anyhow  I  was  just  getting  a  nice  start  when  along  comes  this  darned  contraption
and  blows  me  all  up,  and  I  know  I  am  not  the  only  one  that  has  had  that  expe-
rience;  but  then  that  is  history  now,  so  I  will  say  no  more  about  it,  for  it  is  spilt
milk, and it is not policy to cry about spilt milk, I am not that kind, my policy is to
go and find another cow.
After due deliberation, and after consulting several of  the  best  attorneys  in  this
town, I made up my mind to buy one of the other instruments, and pay for it, and
then  it  would  be  mine  and  I  could  do  with  it  as  I  seen  fit,  and  then  Old  Palmer
would  not  have  any  strings  attached  to  me  all  the  time  I  am  here  and  perhaps
hereafter, and furthermore if I felt like it at any time I could throw the thing out of
the  back  door,  as  I  do  not  believe  that  it  has  come  to  stay,  it  will  have  its  little
flurry and then vanish, just as a lot of other new issues have in the past; and then
the big issue was, that I would not have the same kind of a machine that the fellow
across the street from me has, and by telling my patients more lies than he does, I
could  at  least  get  all  my  old  patients  back,  as  they  knew  me,  and  they  know  by
experience  that  I  am  a  straight  forward,  clean,  honest  business  man,  and  I  could
not for the life of me figure out just why I did not have as much authority to lie to
the  people  as  he  had,  and  the  fact  of  the  matter  is,  I  really  have  more  authority,
especially to the people in this particular vicinity as I was here first, and certainly
this gave me preference right. Well I decided to buy one of the other machines. I
got busy again, and wrote to all the agents that had them for sale and asked them
to send me all the latest dope on same; and right here and now, I want to say that
this is one time I really and truly found out just how big a liar Old Palmer was. I
really
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never even suspected that of him, and of all the people in this profession I did not
think  he  would  try  and  pull  anything  on  me,  as  you  know,  I  have  stated  before,
that  we  started  out  together  in  this  profession,  that  is  so  to  speak,  and  as  stated
before,  by  my  staying  on  the  job  and  working  hard  all  the  time  that  Old  Palmer
has  been  running  around  the  world  looking  up  new  devices  by  which  he  could
extract  the  dollars  from  all  of  us  chiropractors,  after  we  have  worked  so  hard  to
get them, I think it is safe to make the statement, and I will leave  it  to  all  of  you
sound minded people who read this article, and see if you will not say, before I am
way  ahead  of  him.  Just  stop  and  reason  for  a  few  minutes,  before  you  pass  your
superior judgment on this issue, consider it well, and I know that if you will check
back and check up all the time Old Palmer has been running and buming around
doing nothing, there are a lot of us, yes I think most of us, are way ahead of him.
But  be  that  as  it  may,  I  have  presented  the  facts  in  this  case  as  they  really  exist,
and you can therefrom draw your own conclusions, so I will drop this part of the
subject right here and now, and will continue to give facts and figures proving
just why this darned contraption misnamed Neurocalometer is all wrong.
As I have stated before, I  read  up  on  all  the  other  makes  of  machines,  as  mind
you, this is all I had to do right now, and I fully decided to buy one of them, the
next best one, I will put it that way as I do not want to hurt Old Palmers feelings,
but candidly I will give you my opinion, I think it is the best one of them all. Well
this  machine  that  I  had  decided  on  buying,  was  a  scream,  it  done  so  much  more
then this Neuro instrument, and you could fool the people so much longer with it,
and then you did not have to be such a good adjuster, not that I can not adjust, far
be it from that, I am just as good an adjuster as ever felt of a human back, but then
you know how it is, there are a lot of backs that are really hard to adjust, and some
days, and especially after fasting for a week or two, I did not have the ambition to
give all my patients the best I had; why get them well so soon? But that is not the
point I was trying to make, it is this, Old Palmer and his entire staff found out that
I  was  going  to  buy  one  of  the  other  machines  and  low  and  behold  if  he  with  his
wonderful printing press ever at his command, did not get busy and got out a lot
of  stuff  about  every  person  that  would  buy  any  other  machine,  would  be  sure  to
loose  it,  and  all  the  money  he  had  made  with  it  and  then  be  sued  for  a  lot  of
money besides if he used it after he got patents. Now just stop and think where I
stood  on  this  vital  issue,  and  if  you  will  stretch  your  imagination  to  the  utmost,
then  you  may  be  able  to  get  the  smallest  inkling  of  what  I  was  saying  to  myself
and the names I  was  calling  Old  Palmer  and  his  whole  gang.  Here  was  poor  me,
with just enuf money in the bank to buy one of these other machines and pay for
it,  and  then  I  could  go  right  ahead  and  make  some  more  money  with  it,  and  I
would  be  free  and  independent  again  and  could  set  back  in  my  office  and  enjoy
life  once  more.  I  had  it  all  figured  out  so  nice,  when  here  Old  Palmer  throws  a
boomshell right in the very center of all my well layed plans. Now what was I to
do? I did not have a large printing press at my command, I could not get out a lot
of literature and prove to the world that I was right.
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Oh  yes  I  know  your  argument,  I  know  that  Old  Palmer  and  I  started  out  on  this
Chiro. stuff about the same time but then I was not  as  lucky  as  he  was  thats  the
only  difference.  You  know  darned  well  that  a  lot  of  people,  in  fact  the  most  of
them were born with a silver spoon in their mouth, well a few of us dont happen
to be  in  that  class.  I  for  one  had  to  get  right  down  and  fight  my  way  thru  in  this
old cold world, and do it all alone too, I did not have a lot of friends that I could
go to for advice and money, like Old Palmer had, and I am telling you something
right now, that is the only reason I do not have even a larger printing press at my
command right now, then he has. I can not help it, it is not my fault is it? How can
I  help  it  that  he  is  lucky  and  I  am  not?  And  those  are  more  reasons  why  the
Neuro is all wrong.
As I have stated before, just as I got everything all lined up for a happy future,
here I got knocked in the cheek by this line that came from that old printing press,
now what was I to do? I was forced to move gain, too bad, yes I know it was too
bad, but  I  had  to;  SO  I  done  the  next  best,  not  having  anything  else  to  do,  I  just
took a whole day off and wrote a letter to all my friends and to a lot of the fellows
and girls that graduated with me, and I told them just how it was. I put all the cold
facts  down  on  black  and  white,  so  they  could  reason  things  out  for  themselves,
just  as  I  am  doing  in  this  article.  Oh  yes  I  know  I  have  my  faults,  that  is  true  of
each and every one of us, but one thing I am not afraid to express my opinion, and
that  is  more  than  a  lot  of  others  can  say.  Well  be  that  as  it  may,  I  certainly  was
very much disappointed when I got the replies to all my letters. Most of the people
did not answer my letters at all, and those few that did, say they did not  give  me
any praise, or sympathy, or help, or any new ideas, no h no, all I got was abuse,
ridicule,  and  they  told  me  how  dumb  and  old  fashioned  I  was.  Now  right  here  I
want to say, that no matter what issue comes up, I am not for it, I really do believe
in co-operation, but then I do not want to do all the co-operating myself, so I am
all  thru,  no  one  need  call  on  me  for  any  help,  financially,  intellectually  or  any
other ally. I just refuse to do any more for any one or any issue, I wash my hands,
I am all thru.
Here  I  was  up  against  it  again,  my  future  looked  very  black,  and  my  big  bank
roll  was  sure  doomed.  Now  then  tell  me,  what  would  you  have  done?  Oh  yes  I
know you would have said and done a lot of things, that you later on would have
been  sorry  for,  while  in  this  state  of  anger,  but  not  so  with  me,  I  am  not  of  that
kind, I just cant do such things, I always stop before I make a move, and so I did
the same thing again. No I do not condemn old Palmer, I am not that small, when
it comes to big issues like this one; and then you know how it is I did not care to
any how, I just sat down and allowed my memory to drift back into the past, and I
could remember all the battles Old Palmer and I had won in the past, yes the past,
I could recall many and many a time, that Old Palmer was up against it, and how
he  would  call  on  me  for  help,  and  I  always  responded,  no  not  always  willingly,
and  not  always  financially,  for  I  did  not  have  the  money,  and  I  think  this  is
sufficient reason for any thinking person, but not being able to help financially, I
felt it was my duty to help in any other way possible, so I always
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was very liberal with my advice, and I figured it this way, as long as he had plenty
of  money,  and  I  have  an  over  abundance  of  good  advise,  by  putting  the  two
together,  I  was  certainly  doing  my  bit  to  advance  chiropractic,  and  I  dont  know
why old Palmer should kick. I always reasoned it out this way, as long as he had
plenty  of  money  and  I  had  none,  and  I  had  plenty  of  advise  and  he  had  none,  it
was far better for me to give the advice, and I think, yes I feel certain, that all of
you will agree with me on this one point at least.
Well right here I got very angry, I flew off of the handle, so to speak, and I sat
down and wrote to Old Palmer. I just put all the facts right up to him. I went back
thru the by gone years, and took him step by step up thru our history. I showed to
him, how all these years I had been a great help to him, and showed him, if it had
not  been  for  my  advice  and  his  money  that  the  profession  as  a  whole,  would  be
nothing; yes I told him a lot of other things, most of them I do not care to put in
public  print,  as  I  do  not  want  to  show  him  up  too  much  for  fear  that  he  may  get
sore. Well what do you suppose  he  did?  No  Ill  bet  you  cant  even  imagine  how
he treated me, no sir, I really did not think that he would be so mean to me after
all that I had done for him, and when so much was at stake at least for me, but do
you  think  he  gave  in  any?  No  sir  not  one  iota,  he  was  just  as  stubborn  and  bull
headed as he used to be years ago; he had his idea and he stuck right to it, he said
chiropractic was at stake and he could do nothing for me; he did tell me tho how
old fashion I was that I had died, well I guess he must have meant mentally, for I
am still walking around; then he told me to get busy and read up on some of  the
late stuff, just as tho I had not done that; of course he did not know that, but then
that  is  none  of  my  business,  he  should  know  what  is  going  on  in  the  field,  he
certainly has nothing else much to do. Well he also told me, and this is what hurt
me  most  of  all,  that  he  would  not  cut  the  price  any  for  me,  if  I  did  make  up  my
mind to buy a Neuro.
Now think of it how I felt after I had read his letter, just stop and think how you
would have felt if you had received such a mean letter from a friend that you had
always stuck with thru thick and thin. No sir, he would not favor me, not one cent,
so there you are, and mind you on top of all this misery and worry, he told me that
he had patents coming to cover every part of the Neuro, and even the use of it, and
that  every  other  machine  would  be  an  infringement,  and  that  if  I  did  buy  one  of
the other machines, that he would sue me. Now can you imagine the predicament I
was  in?  Here  I  was  right  up  against  a  red  hot  stove,  yes  right  in  between  two  of
them and could not back away either. Here is just what it meant to me and you can
figure it out yourself. If I bought a Neuro, well and good I would be in debt to Old
Palmer the rest of my life; and if I did not buy a Neuro, well and good I would be
in  debt  to  Old  Palmer  the  rest  of  my  life,  looks  kind  of  foolish  on  the  face  of  it
dont it? But just reason it out, if I did buy a Neuro, the price being so hi, I would
not be able to pay for it right away, and perhaps never so there it is I would be in
debt to him the rest of my life would I not? Well then if I bought one of the other
ma-
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chines, he would sue me for a million or two and I would be in debt just the same,
see?  Simple  isnt  it?  So  I  just  done  like  a  lot  of  you  other  suckers  did,  I  just
bought a Neuro, and now I owe Old Palmer directly, see? In other words, I could
not  beat  the  game  so  I  saved  him  the  trouble  of  suing  me  in  order  to  get  me  in
debt.  No  use  being  too  stubborn  you  know,  that  is  not  my  policy,  that  is  Old
Palmers way of doing things.
Yes I got one, a Neurocallomeeter, or how ever you spell it, I will  admit  that  I
can not pronounce it, saying nothing about spelling it. Any how here it is setting
on  my  desk  every  day  waiting  for  a  patient  to  come  in  so  that  I  may  be  able  to
demonstrate  to  the  world  just  how  wonderful  it  is,  but  not  a  patient,  no  sir,  not
one, and I am really commencing to think that I am the fish, in this deal. Oh no I
know you will say, well nobody forced you to buy one, sure I know that too, but
then it was as I have stated before, I did not want to go out of business.
I  can  not  see  where  this  thing  will  bring  you  any  more  patients  it  sure  dont
bring  them  in  to  me  very  fast.  You  say  advertise  it,  yes  how  can  I  when  I  have
spent  all  my  money  for  the  machine?  Tell  me  that  will  you?  I  havent  as  much
money  to  spend  for  advertising  now  as  I  had  on  hand  before  I  bought  this
contraption. Certainly I will admit that I never did spend so much, but then I did
not have to. I was making a good easy living, and I had nothing to worry about as
long,  as  I  held  my  expenses  down,  that  is  about  all  I  had  to  do,  and  I  certainly
done  it,  but  please  do  not  forget  that  I  did  not  have  the  rent  on  this  machine  to
pay, now that is added to my already overbearing load, and I really often doubt if
ever I will pull out of this hole or not, but if I do not, and happen to die before I
get all thru paying for it, I suppose Old Palmer will be tickled to death, as he will
come and take his darned old machine and all that I have paid on it will be clear
profit. Well all I can say is that that is a nice way to treat a profession, at least that
is my opinion, and I am not afraid to voice it, and I hope by this time the most of
you will see why  I  say  the  Neuro  is  all  wrongevery  one  of  them  being  good
reasons why the Neuro is all wrong.
Now  in  regard  to  re-arranging  my  office  for  this  new  contraption.  This  is
certainly one big point in my favor, which none of you can deny it takes so much
work to get the entire office all lined up, and that is why I insist that the Neuro
is  all  wrong,  and  before  I  finish  this  part  of  this  article  I  know  all  of  you  will
whole heartedly agree with me.
I had intended to have my office suite all ready for the Neuro when it got here,
but  being  a  busy  person  I  just  did  not  get  around  to  it  as  soon  as  I  should  have;
needless to state, you know just how those things work out. Well  after  worrying,
threatening,  waiting,  and  cursing  long  enuf,  low  and  behold,  here  one  day  just
when I was least expecting it, here came the darned thing, well not being prepared
for  it,  and  here  is  once  more  I  was  forced  to  move,  and  this  forcing  business  is
what I do not like. I do not mind working, but then I want to do things as I see fit.
Well it forced me to get busy. Now I could not set the thing back in some corner, I
had to re-arrange my entire suite so as to find the right place for it. This was a
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delay,  of  course  it  did  not  make  so  much  difference,  as  I  did  not  have  a  million
patients a day waiting for me to give them a reading, as I have read a lot of fellows
had.  No  it  is  different  with  me,  because  I  tell  the  truth  about  it.  I  have  had  my
instrument now for a long time, I do not remember just how long as I can not now
recall  just  how  much  the  last  past  due  rent  notice  was,  but  then  I  have  had  it
setting here for quite some time and I have not given a single reading; so from my
experience  I  know  that  a  lot  of  others  are  not  working  after  dark  to  catch  up  on
their readings, for  I  may  not  be  the  foremost  chiropractor  in  the  world  but  I  also
know  that  I  am  just  a  little  bit  better  then  the  average,  so  from  that  I  can  judge
about how things are going in general. Well here came this Neuro, all unexpected,
and I had to find a conspicuous place for it, as I wanted to be certain that all of my
patients, that is those that I expected, that I was not as old fashion as they had told
me I was; so I set it up in this said place and waited for business to rush in. I will
have to confess that business was fine, still is, if it was any finer I could not find
it; but be that as it may, I had to get all lined up for the rush, how did I know that I
was  not  going  to  have  this  rush  come?  I  did  not  know  that  my  business  was  not
going to increase right away, and I was not going to be like the nigger that missed
a lot because he was not ready, that is not my policy, so I started right in to move
furniture  and  fixtures,  desks,  wash  stands,  my  privet  closet,  the  tub  I  do  my
washing in, all my cooking utensils, the sink, the two chairs, well in fact I moved
everything  in  the  place  trying  to  get  it  arranged  so  it  would  be  handy  and  look
fairly  decent.  As  you  know,  I  may  be  very  busy  some  day,  getting  a  meal  ready,
when in pops a patient; how can I tell just when they are coming? I can not afford
to  hire  a  cheap  boy  to  stand  at  the  head  of  the  stairs  and  have  him  tell  me  just
when  some  one  is  coming,  so  you  can  see  for  yourself,  that  it  took  a  lot  of  deep
thot,  to  get  things  arranged  so  that  nothing  would  interfere  with  my  eats,  or
business, if I got any of the latter. Yes I know, you do not have to tell me, I know,
I would not get any of the former if I do not get the latter, so you got nothing on
me yet, see? Well it took me a long time to get everything all re-arranged, as I had
to clean up too, that is in some places, where the dirt showed too plain. Now right
here let me state that we as a profession, should not allow cuspidors in our office,
you may  say  germs  do  not  cause  dis-ease,  and  you  certainly  have  a  right  to  your
opinion,  and  so  have  I.  Now  do  not  get  me  wrong,  I  am  not  making  a  bold
statement  that  germs  do  cause  dis-ease,  but  then  we  know  whenever  a  certain
dis-ease  is  present  the  certain  germs  are  there.  Oh  yes  have  it  your  way,  I  know
how you argue, but I guess I can believe as I please, that is none of your business.
But getting back to the cuspidor idea, I will not allow any of them in my office, as
I do not want those germ carriers around me. Well thats alright, let them spit on
the floor if they want to. I saw one man do that very thing right here in my office,
but I should worry about it, if they spit on the floor and rub it dry with their shoe,
or leave it dry up, then it is gone, see? But if it was in the cuspidor, well there it is
and  there  it  would  be,  just  breeding  germs  for  six  or  eight  months  until  the
weather gets warm enuf so that I could throw them out or clean them
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depending  entirely  on  how  full  they  are.  Now  you  can  see  for  yourself  that  my
argument in that respect is logical.
Now right here let me say that I was a busy person doing all the aforesaid, and it
took all my energy to keep at it and not give up the ship, but being in this business
for  humanitys  sake,  I  will  not  give  up  the  cause  until  I  drop  dead,  or  starve  to
death, but then if I starve not one of them can say that I was hording money, they
will at least be forced to admit that I died for the cause, so I really do not care so
much  just  what  becomes  of  me,  and  especially  since  I  got  this  damned  machine
and  all  this  past  due  rent  is  piling  up  on  me.  But  then,  I  guess  old  Palmer  dont
care,  he  will  profit  by  it  whether  I  did  or  not,  as  he  certainly  has  me  tied  up  for
life, and that is but one more reason why the Neuro is all wrong.
Getting  back  to  this  affair  of  rearranging,  I  know  that  quite  a  number  of
chiropractors  have  a  nicer  and  more  elaborate  office  then  I  have.  I  will  just  give
you  a  brief  outline  of  my  office  suite.  I  have  a  nice  big  waiting  room,  a  swell
adjusting room, fourteen dressing rooms, a private office, my bed room, my living
room,  then  the  room  I  do  my  cooking  in,  and  a  wash  room,  one  for  clothes  and
one  for  everyday  use,  a  bath  room,  which  I  do  not  use  much,  and  a  library.  All
these  rooms  are  in  one,  and  in  the  far  corner  there  is  quite  a  large  crack  in  the
floor, no I could have  this  crack  patched  up,  but  I  do  not  want  to,  you  see  every
time I sweep I just sweep all the dirt down in this crack. You see this is the day of
economy,  and  I  must  economize,  and  more  so  since  I  got  this  Neuro,  and  being
able to sweep all the dirt down this crack, I do not have to buy a dust pan, see? A
nickle saved is a nickle earned, you certainly can not deny that.
Then here is another issue worth mentioning, right here. I do not think it a good
policy  to  have  an  office  fixed  up  too  swell,  nor  is  it  a  good  policy  to  dress  too
well.  Now  I  know  a  lot  of  you  folks  that  read  this  will  say,  well  but  Louie
DeArmand told us so and so. Very true he did he told us a lot of stuff, in fact his
entire course is a waste of time but then Louie is entitled to his views, and bear in
mind  that  Louie  is  being  paid  a  large  salary  to  talk,  and  he  can  not  get  up  there
each day and stutter and stammer for thirty minutes and say nothing, he has got to
say something or go starve to death with the rest of us, but Louie  is  too  smart  to
starve  just  yet,  after  he  is  found  out  he  will  go  too;  and  let  me  say  right  here,  I
have sat and listened to Louies line of bunk for hours and I have never heard him
say anything yet. I suppose some of you fish will write in and tell him every word
that  I  have  said,  well  go  right  ahead  and  do  so,  see  if  I  care,  he  can  never
accumulate enough money to come out here and lick me, and I know I will never
get enuf mazuma to get back to Davenport, and then on top of all that you would
be  telling  him  no  news,  he  knows  it.  But  be  that  as  it  may,  we  do  not  have  to
believe all that Louie or any other person tell us, and do not forget that I have had
the experience, I know what I am talking about. You see it is like this. If you have
a  real  swell  office,  and  are  dressed  swell  all  the  time,  it  is  harder  to  extract  this
stuff  they  call  wealth  from  the  public,  as  they  will  say,  well  he  dont  need  the
money, he has everything
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he wants. Oh yes I know a lot of you will laugh at me, and I know my clothes are
not  the  best,  but  they  are  paid  for,  these  at  least.  I  could  go  and  do  like  a  lot  of
others  do,  just  go  down  and  rent  a  suit,  but  I  do  not  care  to  camouflage  to  that
extent.  I  may  rent  a  wedding  suit  some  day,  or  a  car  to  make  a  call  on  a  swell
patient, if I ever land one, you see as long as I make my calls afoot they will pay
me more readily, as they think I need the money,  and  then  they  will  say,  well  he
earns  it,  therefore  I  will  not  buy  a  car  on  the  installment  plan  like  a  lot  of  you
goofs are doing, $2.00 and three promises a day, not me, I would rather spend my
time walking as you know it is the best of exercise, and we all set around so much
in our office doing nothing, it is better that we do walk once a month or so. I feel
the same about an office, it is alright to have the office nice, like mine, but not too
nice; it is alright to dress  well  but  not  too  well;  it  is  alright  to  keep  things  clean,
but not too clean; it  is  alright  to  let  a  little  fresh  air  come  in  every  spring  or  two
for  a  day  or  two,  but  not  too  much,  for  I  have  noticed  that  if  there  is  too  much
fresh air in the office, when a patient does come in, the said air seems to act as a
stimulant, and after they have sat there for a few hours listening to you explain the
fundamental  of  chiropractic  they  suddenly  decide  that  they  are  not  sick  and  get
right up and beat it out. Oh yes I have had a lot of experience  in  my  days,  it  has
not  all  been  roses  with  me  like  it  was  with  Old  Palmer,  but  then  I  am  willing  to
suffer a little as I know humanity needs me in this cause.
But getting back to this office furniture and fixtures, my office is as good as any
of them, at least I think so, and as long as I am satisfied, certainly no other person
should kick. You may think I am not a business man but let me assure you that I
am. I  suppose  you  think  I  am  fish  enuf  not  to  carry  insurance  on  my  lay  out  eh?
Well you certainly got me all  wrong  there.  I  may  be  dumb,  ignorant,  foolish  and
old fashion, at least I have been told that often enuf, but I am not damn fool enuf
to  have  all  my  lifes  earnings  stuck  into  a  swell  office  and  then  not  carry
insurance, no sir. Just supposing I should wake up some morning and find that the
entire  building  had  burned  down,  with  no  insurance,  I  would  certainly  be  up
against it for money; but as it is, let her go, see if I care, I will walk right down to
the bank, collect my  hundred  dollars  insurance,  and  I  will  be  setting  pretty.  First
thing  I  would  do  with  the  money  would  be  to  go  down  and  buy  a  new  suit  of
clothes  as  the  policy  covers  all  my  clothes,  and  my  cooking  utensils,  and  every
thing,  and  I  would  not  try  to  save  anything  either,  not  me;  then  they  would  or
could, and they certainly would if they could, cut me down on what I had saved;
not  me,  they  will  never  fool  me  that  way,  I  can  out  smart  them  at  this  insurance
business.  Well  after  I  bought  the  new  suit  I  would  buy  me  a  whole  new  set  of
cooking tensile, and with the balance of the hundred dollars I would buy an entire
new set of office furniture and fixtures, and then  I  would  have  a  better  and  nicer
office  then  I  have  right  now,  so  you  see  I  am  not  as  dumb  and  foolish  as  a  lot
think I am, and quite a number have told me I am.
Then  here  is  another  very  important  point.  We  have  been  taught  while  at  The
PSC if you cant find a way make one, remember that? Well listen,
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if my business dont pick up here pretty soon, I am going to find a buyer for this
layout, and if I cant find one I will make one. I will just sell out to the insurance
company, let them have the whole thing on their hands, see if I care. I will take the
money and go find another location. I would find a town where the competition is
not so keen, I would never locate in a town where there is one of these machines, I
know that. You may ask, well where is that? I could not tell you right off hand. I
would have to take a year or two off and look around, as you well know as I have
stated  before,  I  am  not  one  of  the  kind  that  acts  in  haste,  I  am  very  cautious.  I
would just look around and find a good town, with no other chiropractor in it, as I
will  never  again  spend  all  my  time  and  money  educating  the  public  to  the
fundamentals  of  chiropractic,  and  then  have  some  other  fish  come  right  in  and
take advantage of all my labor and money spent.
Now this is another reason why the Neuro. is all wrong. Heretofore it has not
been very easy for any good chiropractor to go out and locate in any town that he
wanted  to  locate  in,  as  he  did  have  to  worry  about  the  keen  competition  this
machine  is  bringing  on.  It  is  true  of  course,  that  there  always  has  been  some
competition,  but  then  I  was  never  afraid  to  go  into  any  town  that  I  wanted  to  go
into  and  open  up  an  office.  Of  course  I  have  never  been  forced  to  move  until
recently, I have always been in this one town, never been out of it since I landed
here over twelve years ago. Certainly, I do not deny the fact that I was broke when
I hit this town that is why I located here, but then I have done alright here, I have
made a nice, good, easy living, and that is more than a lot of other people can say
this day and age. I know of some people that are actually starving to death, and I
did not read this in the daily scandal sheet either. Well no one can say that of me,
at least not yet, so I am well satisfied with the showing I have made for the cause.
But  be  that  as  it  may,  it  is  a  fact,  however,  that  it  is  now,  since  this  Neuro  thing
came  out,  harder  to  find  a  location,  as  a  person  must  not  locate  in  a  town  where
there is a chiropractor that has a neuro. for if he does, well you know, I have told
you  plenty.  No  I  am  not  afraid  to  locate  in  a  town  that  has  a  chiropractor  with  a
Neuro as my competitor, as you see I have one of them myself now, and if I locate
in a town where there is another chiropractor I could and I will make it awful hot
for  him,  as  that  is  what  this  guy  that  came  here  done.  He,  well,  no,  he  did  not
drive me out I would not make that statement, but then my business has fallen off
so much, and then this is a dirty town anyhow, and the people in this place dont
seem to care whether they get well or die, so you see it makes it very bad in that
respect, as I do not want any one to die while I am treating them, for if that should
happen to  me,  the  other  people  never  would  get  thru  talking  about  it.  They  most
likely would say I killed him on purpose, because he did not belong to the Klan;
well then they would say I killed him because, I was opposed to the Klan, and he
belonged to it. So it is. And you know how  people  will  talk,  that  is  why  I  am  so
very  careful  which  cases  I  take,  I  use  an  awful  lot  of  judgment  in  picking  my
cases, as I have learned that an ounce of precaution is worth any amount of after
thought. So you can see from the facts that I have presented to you, that
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it  really  does  not  pay  to  gamble  in  a  case  of  sickness.  You  know  I  have  learned
several things in my life, and one of them is to observe. I have been watching the
big  corporations,  how  they  do  business,  and  I  follow,  and  use  their  tactics.  You
know they hire all their thinking done by the best and smartest men in the world,
and you notice how they do business. Safety first is their policy, and they teach it
and preach it to the world, but most of the people are too dumb to get what  they
mean; but not so with me I know what they mean, and I practice it too. Have you
ever noticed just how the railroad companies do business? No, well I thought not,
so I will tip you off right here. You go in and buy a ticket for some station, where
ever  you  happen  to  want  to  go.  Well  they  take  your  money  right  there  and  then,
see? After they have your money, and after they think you have waited and cursed
long enuf, then if they see fit, in due time, or some other time along comes a train,
any  kind,  sometimes  it  is  a  freight,  and  sometimes  a  passenger,  any  kind  will  do
for the public, well then after this said train gets stopped with some hard jerks and
bumps, if you are very fortunate you get on, and if you do get on, well then right
there  is  where  all  service,  as  far  as  they  are  concerned,  comes  to  an  end.  They
think  they  have  done  their  part.  Now  then  you  try  and  get  to  your  destination  if
possible.  You  see  the  point  dont  you?  Get  the  money  first,  safety  first,  that  is
their  policy.  Well  that  is  the  way  I  play  it.  I  get  the  money  first,  well  then  if  the
patient does die, I am nothing out, I should worry and if they say anything to me, I
just tell them in plain English that I have as much right to kill them as any  other
doctor, see? I ask of you not to get me wrong at this point, for I am not certain that
the railroads do business as before stated. You see it is like this: I have never been
out of this town, and I have not ridden on a train since I was thrown off a freight
at  this  place,  so  I  am  telling  what  I  heard  as  quite  a  number,  that  is  two,  of  my
patients have taken trips on the train, within the last ten years, and they told me all
about how things were percolating in the outside world, so you see there is more
than one way to accumulate knowledge.
Right here, I want to linger for a moment and announce to the entire population
on this old planet earth, as follows.
If I must leave this town, and I honestly believe I will move because I never did
like this town for more then one reason, well if I do make up my mind to sell out,
I will not give the railroads the satisfaction of fooling me, no sir, I will beat them
at  their  own  game.  I  will  march  right  down  to  the  depot  with  my  trunk  on  my
back,  buy  a  ticket,  pay  for  it  and  then  stand  right  there  and  tear  it  up  in  front  of
their face, then I will beat it before they get sore at me, and I will walk right out of
town, to the next town and so on until I find a nice place to stop.
I  tell  you  my  policy  is  safety  first.  There  are  too  many  people  dying  with  their
shoes on, this day and age, in all the mine disasters, auto and train wrecks, and I
am  not  counting  those  that  starve  to  death.  No  sir,  walking  is  the  safest  way  to
travel, and me for safety first, last and always.
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I believe by this time you will agree with me that  I  have  presented  an  over
abundance  of  facts  proving  that  the  Neuro.  is  all  wrong,  so  I  will  close  this
article,  by  saying  just  a  word  or  two,  in  regard  to  salesmanship.  Please  do  not
forget  that  I  have  had  over  twelve  years  of  actual  experience,  yes  I  know
experience is the best teacher, only it is too expensive, and right here and now, I
am  going  to  say  a  word  or  two  that  some  of  you  may  not  like  but  it  is  the  truth.
Among a million and two other things, this is the one big point I do not like about
our  present  social  system.  By  the  time  a  person  has  accumulated  this  knowledge
via  the  experience  route,  we  are  too  darned  old  to  use  it,  and  thereby  profit  by
same, but be that as it may, it has cost me a lot of time and money to accumulate
these facts that I am about to present to you free of charge, and if you can stand it,
just bear another minute or two with me and I feel certain that you will profit by
so doing.
I am not the kind of person that comes out and tells a lot of lies; that is, I mean,
I do not lie when it is not profitable. I also never think of exaggerating anything, I
cling right to, well you know what I mean, we got to eat. Oh yes, I know you say
spend your money you cant eat it, well you cant eat without it either, so I am of
the kind that gets the money, regardless.
But getting back to my experience in this salesmanship line. First of all a person
must be an extemporaneous speaker, this means a lot.
Then  the  second  essential  step  to  good  salesmanship  is  to  possess  an
extraordinary vocabulary.
With  these  two  assets  ever  at  your  command,  it  is  indeed  very  hard  for  the
ordinary dumbbell to stick you on any question.
I  can  recall  of  several  instances  in  my  sad  past,  where  a  patient  came  into  my
office  that  really  seemed  quite  intelligent,  and  they  commenced  to  ask  me
questions  that  I  for  the  life  of  me  could  not  answer  logically.  Well  I  could  see
what was going to happen to me if I did not use this old cranium for more then to
set this old hat on, so I commenced to think; oh yes, I know it was not so easy for
me to do, but when I am forced to think, I usually can, for a short time at least. Oh
yes you can laugh if you care to, but you have nothing on me, for if you were or
are so much smarter than I am, you would not be reading this article you would be
writing one. But getting back to these seemingly intelligent patients that I started
in to tell you about. When they started in to ask me questions, and I wanted a little
time to think, I would just ask them, why? Get the point; it forced them to think,
and gave me a rest. Well then if they could really think faster then I could, or thot
of too many questions that I could not answer, I sure would slip a good one over
on them, I would start right in with the freshman philosophy, the old simple cycle,
and I would just draw on my storehouse of knowledge, and get old Innate on the
job, and by using the best of vocabulary, and being an extemporaneous speaker, it
just  seems  to  come  natural  for  me,  that  part  of  life.  Well  by  putting  all  these
talents together, I was able to talk so fast and say so much in such a short time that
they could
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not  understand.  So  they  just  got  up  and  left,  and  I  stood  there  talking  to  myself.
Well  I  guess  that  is  beating  them  at  their  own  game.  I  know  it  is  not  the  best  of
manners, but then I just naturally refuse to let any  person  come  in  my  office  and
make a fool out of me. Well be that as it may, one point is certainly in my favor,
and that is this. If this Neuro. had not come out all of us would have more money
in the bank, as we would not have to advertise so heavy, and naturally, we would
not  have  to  study  so  hard.  Some  of  you  may  think  that  I  am  not  a  student,  but  I
want  to  assure  you  right  here  and  now,  that  you  are  sadly  mistaken,  I  do
considerable reading, I rush thru a new book every two or three years, and on top
of all the knowledge that I derive from same, I read the Saturday Evening Post. I
like to study the advertising in it. You may think I am kidding myself; no, no, far
be it for me to kid myself, I always kid the public, if they are dumb enuf to stand
for it but I refuse to kid myself; but that is neither here nor there, the point I was
driving at is as follows. By studying the Post, you get all the latest in advertising,
you  can  figure  out  a  lot  of  good  tips  along  the  lines  of  advertising.  Say  listen,  I
have a whole trunk full of ads cut out, and if ever I accumulate enuf of this stuff
they  call  wealth  I  am  certainly  to  do  some  advertising.  Oh  yes,  I  know  it  is  an
awful gamble  to  do  so,  but  then  I  am  a  good  sport,  I  really  dont  mind  spending
the  money  if  I  have  it,  and  right  here  let  me  state  emphatically  that  this  is  just
what the Neuro. makes you do. Its all wrong, it is poor business to do so, but
then Old Palmer wants it that way, so I can see nothing else to do; but dont worry
we will suffer ever after for being so careless and reckless with our money.
But, lets get back to this question of salesmanship and advertising. I have read
and studied considerably along these lines, and at one time I really got to the point
where  I  craved  knowledge;  of  course  that  was  a  long  time  ago,  but  during  this
spell, I sent in to, oh lets see, who was it, what was the name of that firm, well I
can not for the life of me just now, recall who this outfit was, but they stated that
they were sending out some real stuff along these lines, in fact  they  stated  it  was
too  deep  for  the  average  person  to  understand.  Well  right  there  I  took  the  tip  I
knew I could understand every word of it, well I will not make the bold statement
that I could understand all of it, for being of the ordinary kind, mentally, I mean,
oh well what about it, supposing the most of it does go over, if I only understand
one tenth of what I read, I would learn a little, maybe. Well I saved up for a few
weeks  and  finally  I  did  get  enuf  money,  so  I  sent  for  it.  Well  I  wish  you  could
have seen it when it did come. Say the guy that wrote it must have thought it was
a  masterpiece,  for  he  sent  it  to  me  in  an  envelope  and  sealedcan  you  imagine
that all sealed upbut I got busy and read it, then I got right down and studied it,
and as usual, I got nothing out of it. Then I read Salesmanship, by Maxwell. This
Maxwell  person  is  head  salesman  for  The  Ingersol  Watch  Co.  or  some  other  big
iron  concern,  I  just  forget  who  he  is  drawing  his  salary  from,  and  I  have  never
been able to find out what he is drawing it for. Then I  read  this  book  misnamed,
Salesmanship, by Louie DeArmand. My god that man has stung me more than any
other person I know of, he shoots such a thin line, that I really thot he was
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saying  something  all  the  time  I  sat  there  in  seat  thirteen  and  listened  to  him,  but
now  after  all  these  years  of  real  experience  and  starvation,  I  know  he  was  just
kidding us students and then on top of all the bunk he told us he forced us to by
his book. Well I will not say it is a book, it is a kind of a pamphlet, but that really
makes  no  difference,  the  one  fundamental  fact  remains,  I  got  stung  for  ninety
cents when I bought that book. No I have never read all of it but I intend to some
day and perhaps I will be able to realize ten cents on the dollar on my investment.
Getting  back  to  this  Neuro.  deal,  when  this  thing  came  on  the  market,  it  just
naturally ruined me, physically, mentally, financially or any other way you care to
name. I tell you for once in my life I was up against a real proposition, and I knew
it  was  up  to  me  to  get  some  patients  so  I  got  real  desperate,  so  I  got  busy  and
wrote into Old Palmer once more and asked him what I must do. Every one of us
know that he has the reputation of being one of the best salesmen in the world. As
for myself I could never  figure  out  just  how  he  got  that  reputation,  as  I  cant  for
the life of me see what he ever sold; he did not have to go out and sell food, coal,
clothing  or  any  of  the  necessities  of  life.  If  he  would  have  teen  forced  to  sell
something real with real keen competition, he undoubtedly would not have made
such  a  hit,  but  all  he  had  to  do  was  to  step  right  out  and  sell  chiropractic,  no
competition,  nothing  to  stop  him;  well  who  in  the  hell  cant  go  out  and  sell
chiropractic?  I  havent  found  so  much  trouble  selling  it,  the  big  trouble  with  me
has  been,  I  could  not  find  any  one  to  sell  it  to.  Old  Palmer  was  more  fortunate
then I am, he found a lot of suckers to sell to, but then everybody is not as dumb
as we were you know. Right today he could never sell me any, I have too much of
it now. Well anyhow I wrote to Old Palmer and asked him in a nice way too, just
what he would do if he were me to sell his Neuro stuff, and what do you suppose
he wrote and told me?
No  I  havent  the  heart  to  tell  all  that  he  wrote  and  told  me  to  do,  but  then  it
dont  amount  to  so  much  anyhow,  he  never  says  much  you  know;  he  just  pulled
the same old stunt, put a lot of words on paper and then forwards them on to me
by mail. Well I may be real dumb, and sometimes I think he is too deep for me, I
really  get  the  idea  that  he  is  so  far  ahead  of  me  I  will  never  be  able  to  catch  up
with  him  again,  but  then  I  check  up  on  myself  and  I  find  that  I  am  not  so  far
behind, in fact I am way ahead of him, the old line that he is shooting is all ancient
history to me, so I just check away back in the past and get his ideas, and pass it
up at that. Now listen, here is what he told me, this was the essence of the entire
volume that he sent me, RENDER BETTER HEALTH SERVICE.
Now  can  you  beat  that?  Get  that;  render  a  service.  Well,  well.  To  start  with,  I
would  like  to  know  how  he  knows  that,  when  I  cant  tell.  Furthermore,  it  is  the
same old song over again, and that is this: A person must know something before
he can talk. Well so it is with this old stuff of rendering a service, you must have
some  of  this  stuff  service  before  you  can  render  any  of  it.  Well  I  am  telling
everybody that wants to know about it, that I never got any service while I was at
the Old P.S.C. and if any of the
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students are getting any now they certainly must have changed their system, for a
person must have something, before he can sell something, and I for one never got
a single box-full of this service to sell. Why the way he talked, no I mean wrote,
he sent a whole train load of service out here the day I graduated.  Well  if  he  did
he certainly did not have my correct address for to date I have not received any of
it.  Knowing  that  the  west  is  not  so  very  large,  I  wrote  in  and  asked  him  if  he
would  not  take  the  trouble  to  look  it  up,  as  evidently  it  got  lost  out  here  some
place, but he never as much as answered my last letter; so for manner sake, I dont
write to him any more either, so there the matter rests and I have not seen any of
the service arrive at this station, and I will state right here and now that if he dont
get some of it out here pretty soon he will not have to trouble himself about it, for
I  will  not  need  it  and  I  will  not  be  here  to  pay  the  freight  charges  on  it  when  it
does come, as I will be starved out. I suppose if I dont pay up my past due rent on
this Neuro. he will come out and take that away from me too; well if he does I will
sure  make  it  hot  around  here  for  a  little  while,  for  if  I  cant  find  a  buyer  I  will
make one; I will sell out to some unlucky insurance company and beat it.
However, be that as it may, I did not learn anything new for the bunk old Palmer
sent  me,  so  naturally,  I  figured  I  was  doomed.  I  could  see  myself  going  back  to
digging ditches for the city in the spring.
A fellow told me while at school, that any person that would read, think, and ask
questions,  regardless  of  the  stage  of  intelligence,  was  bound  to  learn  something.
Well  as  luck  would  have  it,  I  remembered  that  so  I  got  to  thinking,  and  I  thot  I
may read the ads and find a new calling in life. So I got busy and borrowed a lot
of  old  papers  and  magazines  from  some  of  my  old  friends,  and  I  got  busy  and
done  a  lot  of  reading.  I  spent  a  whole  afternoon  reading,  one  day.  Well  among
some of  the  other  useful  stuff  I  read,  I  noticed  an  ad  which  read  that  this  certain
firm  would  tell  anybody  how  to  get  rich  in,  I  dont  just  remember  how  short  a
time, but it was less then a life time any how. I well remember that much about it.
There I was again, broke as usual, but I saved up for a few weeks and finally I did
save  enuf  to  send  for  it,  yes  it  was  all  hard  earned  cash  too,  but  I  dont  mind
spending  a  dime  once  in  a  while  if  I  have  it,  so  in  goes  my  dime,  and  low  and
behold,  here  in  a  few  weeks  comes  a  lot  of  paper  by  express.  I  really  can  not
understand  how  any  firm  or  individual  can  ship  so  much  paper  for  a  dime,  the
express alone was three dollars and some cents, of course part of the three dollars
and some cents was C.O.D. the agent informed me, what ever that is, dont matter
much,  I  got  all  the  literature,  and  I  started  right  in  to  read,  and  I  read,  and  I
studied, and then I read some more. My eyes finally became so sore and tired that
I almost gave up the ship before I had finished. Well I wish I had done that very
thing, and I would never have received the shock that I did get when I did get to
the end. What do you suppose was on the last page of the last book? Here in very
large  black  print,  and  I  suppose  they  knew  my  eyes  would  be  very  tired  by  the
time I got to the end, and that is the reason they put it in such large print, and it is
a good
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thing they did or I dont think that I would have ever finished reading it. Well here
is what it stated. Barnum made millions by fooling the public, and remember there
is  one  born  every  minute  and  the  most  of  them  live.  Play  Barnums  game  of
Fool-em Pluck-em and Leave-em, only times do change, and this day and age we
must be more polite.
Now  can  you  imagine,  a  good,  straight  forward,  honest  chiropractor  reading
such  as  that?  I  have  been  in  this  community  for  over  twelve  years  and  my
integrety  has  never  been  questioned,  only  in  a  few  deals.  Well  you  can  imagine
the  ideas  I  got  in  my  cranium  after  reading  such  vile  literature.  I  rushed  past  the
curtain, to get to the living room in my office suite, and found my bible. I got very
busy  reading  it,  trying  to  forget  the  past,  but  what  do  you  think?  Darned  if  I  did
not  read  the  very  same  thing  right  in  the  bible,  yes  sir,  it  read  as  follows.  God
helps those that help themselves. Can you beet it? And still in this Christian land
we  have  laws  forbidding  any  person  to  take  anything  that  belongs  to  any  body
else.  Can  you  for  the  life  of  you  imagine  such  inconsistency?  I  assure  you  it  is
setting me to thinking; there is something wrong, either the bible is wrong or our
social system is wrong. Yes it is true both are very old and after due deliberation I
have  come  to  the  conclusion  that  both  are  out  of  date,  they  have  outlived  their
respective  usefulness,  but  then  be  that  as  it  may,  I  have,  I  hope,  brought  to  the
front the fact that the Neuro. is all wrong, because it cost so much to advertise
it.
I could go on and on presenting facts and figures, proving that the Neuro, is
all wrong, but I really do not care to make a lengthy article of this one; so as you
have noticed, I will continue to be brief. In closing allow me to say just a word or
two in regard to the price of this Neuro.
If you readers will just linger for a few seconds  and  think,  you  will  readily  see
just why this contraption was put out on the market on such easy terms.
I tell you again, it will ruin chiropractic, and every chiropractor, and if you will
just  bear  with  me  for  a  few  more  seconds,  I  will  proceed  to  produce  the  facts  as
they really and truly exist; not as I would like to have them, or not as they should
be, but as they are, and old Palmer is the guy  that  has  caused  them  to  be  as  they
are.
Now I may be dumb, but the difference between me and the majority is, I know,
I  am  dumb;  they  are  not  fooling  me  much  in  this  old  game  of  life,  I  have  lived
quite a while, of course I do not know just how much longer I will be able to eke
out an existence, but if Old Palmer will just continue to let my past due rent ride, I
will be able to keep my machine and in time I will have a whole flock of patients
again,  just  as  I  had  before,  and  then  I  will  have  nothing  to  worry  about.  But  I
started in to tell you just why this machine was put out on the market on such easy
terms; no, not right away, I know it took the cash to buy one when they first came
out,  but  then  that  dont  mean  anything,  I  am  writing  of  the  present,  the  past  is
dead as far as I am concerned, I mean now.
You see Old Palmer got an idea, oh  yes,  it  is  true  he  very  seldom  does,  but  he
did this time, and it will work out, too, you see if it dont.
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You see the rent on this machine is so high, that it takes a good steady income
to keep it up, taking into consideration all other expenses. Well the machine dont
mean  much,  I  have  had  one  now  for  quite  some  time  and  I  look  at  it  every  day,
and talk to it every day, but to date it has not told me a damn thing, nothing. You
must  do  all  the  work,  and  all  the  thinking  just  as  before;  yes  I  think  it  is  safe  to
state that we must do more thinking then ever before, and I tell you this thinking
is getting the best of me. Well you can see by this time just what I am driving at
cant  you?  You  cant?  Well  you  must  be  awful  dumb,  if  you  cant;  well  then  I
suppose I will have to continue to go into details.
Here is the idea. You see these Neuros. are going out by the thousands, on this
easy payment plan of ten dollars down, I think it is, and goodness only knows how
many  promises  a  week.  Well  he  wont  tell,  so  that  beats  all  of  us,  but  after  all
these  machines  have  been  out  for  a  short  time,  and  all  the  sick  are  well,  then  of
course  not  one  of  us  will  have  any  patients.  No  patients  means  no  money,  no
money means that we can not pay the past due rent; alright the ultimate out come
is  that  all  the  Neuros.  go  back  to  old  Palmer,  for  do  not  over  look  the  one
fundamental fact, and that is that we can do business with the sick, only; and from
what I have read about it, this contraption gets all the sick well in a very few days.
Well  there  you  are,  get  the  point?  Now  just  imagine  the  contrast.  Heretofore,  I
have been adjusting one of my patients for eight years, and he never got well; see
what  it  means  dont  you?  Now  then  at  the  rate  that  people  get  well,  and  at  the
speed  these  Neuros.  are  being  thrown  on  the  market,  it  will  be  just  a  very  few
months until all the sick people on this old planet earth will be well. I tell you the
future looks very black to us chiropractors, for the few that do get subluxations in
the various ways in the future, will all go to The P.S.C. get their readings and in a
few days go home well, and all us real chiropractors  that  have  made  chiropractic
what it is, will be out of a pie card.
Old Palmer will have all the sickness in the world monopolized, and that will be
the end of chiropractic as a profession.
I know by this time you get what I am driving at. I tell you this is a very serious
proposition, and it is our paramount duty  as  a  profession  to  save  chiropractic  for
the  future,  as  I  for  one  do  not  care  to  starve  to  death,  as  it  is  a  long  and  painful
death, and I am not guessing either I have had considerable experience in my time.
Now here is my idea: As stated before, I am not in favor of co-operation, but when
it  is  really  necessary,  well  that  makes  a  difference,  so  I  wish  all  of  you  that  read
this article would think things over, and if you see fit we could organize One Big
Union and just refuse to use the darned things, take them and thro them out of the
back door and allow the public to get well at a much slower pace. We could just
throw them out the back door and if Old Palmer wants them let him come and find
them after we have thrown them out. I for one dont care what becomes of mine,
as it is not paid for anyhow.
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Now  then,  isnt  that  a  bright  future  for  the  chiropractic  profession?  It  certainly
does look black to me, and it must be so with all thinking chiropractors, of course
those  that  do  not  think,  it  makes  no  difference,  as  they  can  never  see  anything
anyhow, no matter what the issue may be, but I can see it coming, and mind you
to  make  matters  more  complicated,  and  worse,  we  can  not  go  back  to  digging
ditches for the city as we used to as I noticed last summer they have machines to
do that work now; so tell me, what in hell will we do?
I  tell  you  candidly  and  emphatically,  we  will  starve  to  death,  and  Old  Palmer
will be setting pretty, he will  have  all  the  sickness  monopolized,  he  will  have  all
the Neuros back, and he will have all the money.
Now I just want to say a word or two in my second conclusion, in regard to any
more new ideas or contraptions that may be advanced in the future.
I  know  Old  Palmer  quite  well,  and  I  know  he  is  just  full  of  tricks,  and  I  also
know,  that  he  has  taken  this  trip  around  the  world  to  gather  up  some  more  new
ideas, now you see if I am not correct. Well let me state right here and now, that if
he ever comes out with any more new inventions, or any more new contraptions,
or any more new ideas, or anything new, I for one will never speak to him again.
As  stated  before,  I  have  done  a  lot  for  him  in  the  past,  I  have  given  him  an
abundance of free advice, and he really did profit by it, but I will certainly be all
thru with him if ever he comes out again with anything new.
I do not care to go thru all the grief, misery, worry and suffering, say naught of
the starving, that I have in this past year. I dont mind  acting  because  of  my  free
will, but I refuse to be forced again, not me, and all because he came out with this
darned  Nuerecollemeter,  or  what  in  h  he  named  it,  so  no  one  could
pronounce  or  spell  it.  Well  if  ever  he  comes  out  with  any  more  money  making
schemes, that is for himself, I will sure get out of this chiropractic game, I will just
politely or other wise inform him to scratch me off of the sucker list, for I will not
fall again, no sir, not me. I will buy some electric devices and get busy and do all I
can  to  disrupt  chiropractic,  as  I  have  nothing  to  lose,  dont  you  see?  And  I  can
certainly  ruin  him  in  a  short  time.  Money  did  you  say,  well  no,  I  will  have  to
admit that I would not have the money to buy any more stuff with, but then even if
I  did  have  I  would  not  spend  it  with  Old  Palmer,  as  he  never  done  so  much  for
chiropractic  anyhow,  it  was  the  rest  of  us  thinking  men  and  women  that  have
advanced the science to where it  is,  all  he  ever  done  was  to  set  back  and  pile  up
the  mazuma.  And  where  did  he  get  this  stuff  they  have  classed  as  wealth?  Why
from the profession; we were the suckers that gave it to him,  so  he  could  go  and
have a good time spending it. Oh yes I will be forced to confess that he started us
out with the idea alright, yes, he educated us, that is true, so we could go out and
make his said money, but then that does not mean so much, for if he had not done
so some other person would have, so that is not so much credit to him, that I can
see.
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Well,  I  have  been  brief  and  to  the  point  on  every  issue  in  this  article.  I  could
have made a lengthy article out of it, by continuing to give the facts and figures,
and thereby prove over and over that the Neuro. is all wrong, but I do not want
to go too far, as I do not care to hurt Old Palmers feelings, for if I do he may get
sore at me, he is such a sore head anyhow, and then you cant never tell, he may
advance an idea some day that is really worth something, that is I may be able to
make a few dollars out of it, and if he does, well you know how it is, I dont want
to be let out on it, but I will say right here and now, that if ever he comes out with
any more new ideas like this Neuro. deal, I will not even stop to investigate it as I
did this time. I will just condemn him quick, and have it all over with at once.
I HOPE THAT I HAVE PRESENTED ALL THE FACTS AND FIGURES TO
YOU  READERS  IN  SUCH  FORM  AND  FASHION  THAT  IT  IS  POSSIBLE
FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO SEE THAT THE NEURO. IS ALL
WRONG.  I  also  think  that  it  is  manifest  that  I  am  not  a  selfish  person,  I  do  not
care  for  money,  that  is  not  so  much  of  it,  I  just  wanted  to  prove  to  you  where
chiropractic as a healing science, and we as a profession are drifting to. I believe
that all of you will agree with me, as I know you have made mental notes, as you
stumble  thru  this  article,  and  it  is  manifest  that  I  have  not  written  this  article  for
money,  I  have  written  it  for  the  sole  purpose  of  saving  chiropractic  and  all
chiropractors. In other words, putting it in understandable English, our pie card is
at stake, now and in the future, hence, let us think and then act.
(Fountain Head News, August 1, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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DEFINING MY POSITION
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
I  know  the  opinion  is  held  by  majority  of  non-users  of  NCM  that  I
am  opposed  to  them  and  against  their  continuance  of  practicing  as
Chiropractors. There is prevalent the idea that, because they do not get
an NCM, I desire to eliminate them as practicing Chiropractors.
I  am  FOR  them  IF  they  are  FOR  Chiropractic.  This  has  been  my
well-defined  position  for  thirty  years.  I  have  always  taken  the
deliberate  position  of  fighting  for  the  rights  of  all  who  were
handicapped who were trying to benefit their position.
There are thousands of Chiropractors today who have no NCM who
ARE  my  friends,  personally  and  professionally.  I  know  of  many
Chiropractors who have an NCM who are NOT my friends, personally
or  professionally.  There  are  thousands  of  Chiropractors  who  would
jump  at  the  drop  of  a  hat  against  any  person  who  would  impugn  my
motives, sincerity, or honestyand many of these have no NCM.
Since  my  return  home,  many  state  leaders  have  been  in  conference
with me here. They have given me fairly the viewpoints of these boys,
and this is the way it reveals itself:
It is the consensus of opinion of friends, both with and without NCM,
that if anything happened to destroy the leadership of  B.J.  or  The  P.S.C.,
Chiropractic would be gone; and with it gone, they would be gone.
Down  deep  in  their  hearts,  these  good,  solid,  whole-soured  majority
have  confidence  in  B.J.  to  know  that  HE  is  sincere,  honest,  and
conscientious in what he is doing to save and to protect CHIROPRACTIC
from  extinction.  They  may  not  agree  with  this  route,  or  that  route,  but  in
the  end  CONFIDENCE  is  still  100  per  cent.  All  they  question  is  the
wisdom of judgment on certain ways and means to attain that end.
Chiropractors  without  NCM  still  believe  in  the  B.J.  they  know  after
thirty years. They are still for The P.S.C. and, should anything
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happen to either B.J. or The P.S.C., they would be the first to dig into their
pockets  to  come  to  the  rescue  of  keeping  either  or  both  as  the  leaders  of
this movement.
Perhaps a recent experience will clarify:
A secretary of a certain State Medical Board called here recently. He
is  an  influential  man.  After  looking  over  the  school,  spending  one
entire  day  keeping  in  touch  with  our  P.S.C.  methods;  and  after
spending one afternoon watching the NCM on cases, he came into my
office and the following conversation took place:
In your opinion, what does the NCM do?
It picks the place where there are pressures upon nerves and  proves
when that pressure is gone, following an adjustment.
In  your  opinion,  is  it  necessary  to  have  this  knowledge  before  an
adjustment is given?
Yes!
Can  a  man  properly  know  where  to  adjust  without  the  knowledge
the NCM gives?
No!
Then you think that every Chiropractor ought to have one?
I certainly do.
Is  a  Chiropractor  doing  his  fullest  duty  by  society  if  he  does  not
have  one?  Is  he  delivering  the  greatest  service  without  one?  Is  he
actually delivering the safest adjustment without one?
No!
As  secretary  of  the  State  Medical  Board,  why  cannot  you  and  I
hook  up  our  common  interests.  I  will  start  suits  against  the
Chiropractors who havent a NCM and if you will testify we can prove
them unsafe as guardians of the public health.
Doctor,  let  us  clearly  understand  each  other.  YOU  are  interested
only  in  ELIMINATION  OF  THE  NUMBER  of  Chiropractors.  You
say  now  you  want  to  ELIMINATE  the  incompetent.  I  am  not
interested in ANY ELIMINATION. I am interested in HELPING TO
INCREASE  EFFICIENCY  of  those  who  will  qualify  themselves  to
stay  in  business.  I  want  to  injure  no  one,  but  I  want  to  help  up  those
who are here and step up the values of those to come!
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I hold no ill will against any boy who hasnt a neurocalometer. They
come here and visit, we meet, talk, and are as friendly as two cronies
can be. Of course, being sold on the NCM, I believe it right. You have
a  right  to  your  convictions  and  I  respect  your  position.  Because  we
differ, is that any reason why we cannot be friends?
Today,  I  am  just  as  much  for  the  man  WHO  IS  FOR  CHIRO-
PRACTIC, as I have ever been.
I know many of my real, genuine, true-blue friends (way down deep)
are  alibiing  on  the  surface.  They  know  that  I  know  an  alibi,  but  they
alibi  because  they  think  I  am  against  them.  When  my  position  as  a
friend of theirs is cleared up, there will be fewer  alibis  floating  about
in the atmosphere and we will talk plainly yet honestly  to  each  other,
and again work for the best in Chiropractic.
Given  time,  I  am  as  certain  that  you  will  see  the  great  field  for  the
NCM as you have come to recognize the great field for spinograph
both being children of mine FOR THE GOOD OF CHIROPRACTIC.
Occasionally, I get some very mean and nasty letters. I have aimed to
answer them firmly but kindly. Following is a sample:
Dear  B.  J.  Palmer:  Before  you  came  out  with  your  fake  instrument,  the
NCM, I had a lot of respect for you. Now I put you in Dr. Abrams class.
You  have  gotten  the  Chiropractors  money  with  your  high-powered
salesmanship, but do you think money gotten that way will really ever do
you  any  good?  I  dont  think  so.  You  got  the  money  you  were  after,  but
was it worth losing all your friends to get it?
Before long, I expect to see The Palmer School of Chiropractic go out
of  business  because  of  the  NCM.  If  it  was  not  all  a  crooked  game,  you
would return all or part of it to all who are dissatisfied with your wonder
instrument.
I expect to place mine on a shelf as a warning that I must not have faith
in anyone any more, where money is concerned. I am not using it at all. I
am ashamed to pass such a fake along to the public.
Yours truly,
.
P.S. Please dont come to  to give one of your honesty is the best
policy lecturesit wouldnt sound good.
.
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Davenport, Iowa, July 18, 1925.
Dear Doctor:
I want to personally thank you for your frankness in writing me. I get far more
letters written me just as frankly, boosting the NCM. I am convinced that when 65
per  cent  of  our  users  boost  it,  then  there  must  be  something  wrong  somewhere
with those who do not see it.
I have instructed our proper department to see that our technician calls upon you
and helps you in any way he can. I know you are sincere, and I know that one gets
discouraged and sometimes writes things that later on, when he sees the light, he
changes  his  mind  upon.  I  know  you  are  honest  because  only  an  honest  man  will
really  write  what  he  thinks.  Being  honest,  you  want  to  get  the  results  you  are
entitled to, and I do want to see you get them.
Chiropractically yours,
B.J.
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
HAND-ME-DOWNS OR TAILOR MADE?
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
There  was  a  time  when  any  old  sort  of  a  hand-me-down  ad-
justment was good enough. Now we cut the goods to fit the individual.
We tailor his suit to fit him. We measure him and fit the material.
Moves?  We  used  to  manufacture  them  wholesale,  deliver  them  by
the job lot, and throw them on the patient whether or not they fit. And
we had a regular stock of a score or two which we handed out just like
so much of a hand-me-down.
Today, patient comes in with subluxation and pressure. It is up to us
to use our tailoring instruments of precision and cut our knowledge to
fit him. We must find out just where his pressures are, then spinograph
and know just what position subluxation is in. Then we have to make
an adjustment that fits that sort of thing.
There  was  a  time  when  we  could  slap  moves  on  a  patients  back
and  get  away  with  it.  But  not  so  now.  YOU  may  give  your  patients
that  sort  of  thing,  but  the  man  in  the  next  town  has  a  neurocalometer
and  HE  will  check  YOU.  Too  much  of  that  sort  of  checking  means
ruination.
Today,  every  move  is  being  measured.  IF  a  move  REMOVES
PRESSURE from nerves, then its a good move. If it does not remove
pressure, then its a dangerous move.
In  the  past,  we  have  been  measuring  the  value  of  moves  by
whether or not they were easy to give; whether or not it cracked them
because you had a greater leverage, etc. There are hundreds of reasons
given in the past as to why YOU preferred this or  that  move  to  some
other. All those reasons are now IN THE DISCARD.
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THERE  IS  ONLY  ONE  REASON  TODAY  WHY  ANY  MOVE
SHOULD  BE  USED,  viz.,  WHETHER  IT  DOES  OR  DOES  NOT
REMOVE PRESSURE FROM NERVES. IF IT DOES, IT IS GOOD;
IF IT DOES NOT, IT IS DANGEROUS.
An incident will explain what I mean:
In  our  NCM  clinic  the  other  day  a  certain  student  preferred  a  neck
twist  to  the  recoil.  He  said  he  could  move  it  that  way  and  he  could
not the recoil way. As a lesson to him, we let him go.
1st.  He  tried  the  recoil  and  didnt  get  his  reduction.  It  was  an  atlas,
right, eight points.
2nd. He tried the neck twist and, with glee, told his instructor to see
how  nicely  he  got  the  reduction.  He  did  have  the  ATLAS  reading
reduced.
The instructor, having been over this phase of work so much, quietly
picked  up  the  detectors  and  went  down  ENTIRE  SPINE  of  patient,
only to find that ATLAS was reduced but FOUR NEW PRESSURES
had  been  created  BELOW.  This  instructor  then  adjusted  atlas,  a  la
recoil, and reduced ALL readings. This  was  a  tailor-made  adjustment
to fit this patient.
Had  we  permitted  this  student  (and  the  same  thing  happens  in  the
field everywhere) to stop with his mere check of atlas, he would have
been satisfied that he got his reduction WITHOUT PRODUCTION.
The  recoil  gets  reductions  without  productions  if  done  correctly.
Almost  all  fancy  moves  and  neck  twists  PRODUCE  OTHER
PRESSURES,  even  tho  gaining  local  reduction.  Check  entire  spine
and be certain.
Today  we  have  a  standard  measuring  stick  by  which  the  value  of
every move is established. It is the neurocalometer.
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
ITS HARD TO REVERSE
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
When an automobile is going full speed, straight ahead,  and  danger
is  sighted,  its  hard  to  reverse,  come  to  a  dead  stop,  and  then  back
upeven though by so doing it saves human lives.
Same  is  true  with  Chiropractic  as  the  car,  and  Chiropractors  as
chauffeurs for the sick who are passengers.
For  thirty  years,  The  P.S.C.  has  been  teaching  economy  of  time  in
making analyses and giving adjustments. Graduates have builded their
businesses upon the premise of how many and how quickly they could
adjust  in  a  day.  Up  to  a  year  ago,  practices  of  fifty  to  two  hundred
patients a day were fairly common.
To have two hundred patients a day, at $1.00, was better than fifty at
$4.00,  because  the  number  of  people  served  was  greater  and  the
knowledge of Chiropractic was spread into more minds.
After  thirty  years,  the  Chiropractic  profession  is  established  upon
how many, how quickly.
We  of  The  P.S.C.  are  to  blame  for  the  condition.  We  developed  it
that way; we taught it that way. We knew no other way. We thot that
way  best.  We  thot  it  contained  all  the  proper  elements  for  service  to
sick  humanity.  It  was  the  best  we  knew  THENso  we  have  no
apology to offer.
But  history  moves  forward.  It  cannot  stand  still.  Development
follows  development.  Progress  discovers  something  more  today  than
was contained in our understanding yesterday.
The  NCM  was  discovered,  and  with  this  one  discovery  came  many
others.  This  one  step  forward  threw  great  light  upon  the  darker  steps
of  yesterday.  It  pointed  out  many  new  paths  for  tomorrow  that
supplanted many old paths we trod yesterday.
We have found a better way. That better  way  has  proved  that  many
of our older ways were fraught with dangers, the quantity of which we
did not know until the new way became established in our minds.
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Seeing  dangers  squarely  ahead,  there  was  nothing  else  to  do  but  to
post  warning  signs  of  no  small  dimensions  and  language,  then  begin
instructions  in  that  method  which  was  not  only  better  but  far  less
fraught with failure to get the sick well.
To  reverse  to  a  smaller  number  of  cases  and  to  increase  the  price
proportionately to produce same income, or even more, is a hard thing
for our profession to think, much less accept and work into their daily
routine.
But it is inevitable!
The  better  method  demands  more  time  be  spent  upon  each  case,
consequently  a  less  number  of  cases  per  day  can  be  taken  care  of,
hence  the  establishment  of  a  monthly  health  service  with  attendant
higher rates to cover loss and to increase profit.
If I still desired to take care of fifty to two hundred cases per day, I
would hire an NCM technician to make readings, same as I would hire
a spinographer to take, develop, and read films; same as I would hire a
receptionist  to  meet  and  talk  to  patients  and  direct  them  how,  when,
and where to get ready for adjustment. A large practice requires that it
be more than a one-man practice.
There  is  one  way  by  which  we  can  still  go  on  full-speed,  straight
ahead,  and  that  is  to  hire  one  person  to  keep  the  car  in  condition
(receptionist), another to drive (NCM  technician),  and  still  another  to
study the road map (spinographer, on spinal road) .
Chiropractic  practices  have  now  reached  the  state  of  development
where more time is being given to cases and larger fees are charged to
cover  overhead.  It  has  taken  almost  one  year  but  the  successful
Chiropractors  are  seeing  the  handwriting  on  the  wall  and  are
reconstructing  their  practices.  Hundreds  HAVE  changed.  Thousands
WILL change.
This  reversing  process,  from  full-speed,  straight  ahead,  to  a
right-about-face  change  in  opposite  direction,  is  a  hard  one,  as  some
Chiropractors  have  found  out.  THEY  have  mastered  the  problem;
other Chiropractors can master it also. ALL can, if they will.
The  P.S.C.  with  all  its  resources  is  here  TO  HELP  EVERY
PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE HELPED.
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
SEAS, SAILORS, AND COMPASSES
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Once upon a time all men who sailed the high seas went by luck and
chance,  hoping  they  would  go  from  here  and  get  to  there,  more  than
once,  without  missing  it.  If  they  did,  it  was  blind  stumbling.  Many
must  have  been  the  times,  starting  out  for  a  certain  objective,  they
began  groping  about,  mile  after  mile,  hoping  to  eventually  land.  In
those days, sailors had small boats, kept close to shore, and went only
short distancesmore than that was not safe, ALL BECAUSE THEY
DID NOT HAVE A COMPASS.
In fair weather, sailors always had a natural guidethe sun. But the
majority  of  days  had  foggy  and  stormy  weatherthen  something
ARTIFICIAL had to take the place of the sun.
Then  came  the  inventor  who  saw  the  necessity  for  the  obviousA
COMPASS.  I  can  see  him  now,  gathered  around  some  shore
grog-shop,  steins  around,  explaining  what  it  is,  what  it  will  do,  to  a
group  of  seasoned  sea-salts  who  had  long  held  the  opinion  that
because  they  HAVE  sailed  the  seas  for  years  they  KNOW  HOW  to
sail the sea better than any upstart who now has a machine which, it is
claimed,  can  do  what  we  cant  do  with  our  brains.  It  is  easy  to
picture those grim-visaged, weather-beaten sailors putting the crimp in
that  inventor  and  killing  his  ideal  of  service.  I  can  even  vividly
imagine groups arguing ways and means of killing it.
But here and there is going  to  be  an  adventuresome  sailor  who  will
sneak  one  on  board  to  try  it  out.  He  knows  WHERE  HE  WANTS
TO  GO.  He  figures  out  IN  HIS  MIND  which  direction  he  SHOULD
BE  headed.  The  compass  points  a  different  direction.  Then  comes
doubt in his mind, because the compass might be right. Then comes
still  another  doubt  that  I  am  right  because  no  machine  can  do  that
which  thousands  of  us  have  been  doing,  mentally,  for  years;  and  no
compass can take the
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place  of  brains.  So  human  complexities,  doubts,  and  fears  enter  and
soon  he  doesnt  know  what  to  believe  or  which  direction  to  take.
Sooner  or  later  he  must  decide  to  follow  either  his  brain  or  his
compass, or else he must stay in port and never go. Whichever way he
decides,  that  determines  where  and  when  he  will  arriveif  he  ever
does.
He  can  wait  until  fair  weather  comesuntil  the  sun  shines
BEFORE  HE  STARTS.  But,  once  upon  the  high  seas,  he  does  not
know what hour the sun will cease to shine, what moment a storm may
arise,  or  how  long  a  fog  may  hang  on.  Then  is  when  he  needs
SOMETHING MORE than the sun.
Due to travel north, he looks at his compass. It tells him where north
is. Suppose he calls it a liar and the man who sold it to him a grafter,
and  refuses  to  take  ITS  advicehow  far  north  would  he  be  getting?
Hed be a long time arriving, wouldnt he? Then suppose ten captains
of  ten  ships  met,  ALL  THINKING  THE  SAME  WAYwould  that
fact  get  those  ten  men  any  closer  north?  When  they  multiply  their
number,  they  multiply  their  weaknesses  and  they  also  gain  ten  times
more conceit because each bolsters the other into a stronger conviction
of  the  righteousness  of  their  private  opinions.  They  help  to  convince
each  other  that  what  EACH  thot  is  right  AND  THE  COMPASS  IS
WRONG.
Imagine  a  group  of  sailors  trying  hard  to  console  each  other  by
telling  the  other  fellow  where  north  isnone  believing  the  compass,
none  believing  in  himself,  none  believing  in  the  otheryet  trying  to
kid each other by patting each other on the back and telling each other
the other fellow is right, when each knows HE isnt.
Due  to  travel  north,  he  could  look  at  the  sun  (WHENEVER  THE
SUN WAS SHINING) and he could determine north. But how long is
the  sun  going  to  shine?  Again  the  doubt  and  fear  enter,  and  he
wonders if it is safe to start, to go anywhere.
How  different  the  sailor,  when  his  mind  is  settled  upon  the
fundamental that the compass IS ALWAYS RIGHT, is honest, speaks
facts,  KNOWS  what  it  is  doing,  and  the  needle  is  directed  by  an
immutable law.
Today, every sailor must have absolute confidence in the compass or
quit the high seas. No captain of ANY ship could
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or would last if he everlastingly damned his compass or put it up on
the  shelf,  saying  he  knows  where  north  is  better  than  any  machine;
that  HIS  eyes  could  see  north  better  than  any  machine  could  point  it.
With every captain having a north of his own, we would soon have a
few thousand norths and sailing the seas would be impossible.
The opposite of all this could be true, when the sun was shining; but
what  about  those  many  times  when  fogs,  storms,  and  cloudy  weather
prevail? Then THE COMPASS IS INDISPENSABLE.
Can you imagine what sailing the high seas would be, WITHOUT a
compass? They did that very thing at one time.
Chiropractors were just as bad off ONE YEAR AGO as sailors were
before the days of the compass. Chiropractic still has sailors who try
to sail without a compass, even tho they stay close to shore. Some get
adventuresome and go out to sea. Many of them never return.
In  fair  weather  in  the  minority  of  cases,  their  methods  work
WITHOUT  an  NCM.  They  have  a  natural  guidethe  meric  system.
Minority  of  times  it  works  on  minority  of  cases.  Chiropractors  have
foggy  and  stormy  cases,  rains,  and  nights  when  meric  system  is
ENTIRELY  occluded.  Then  is  when  something  ARTIFICIAL  must
take the place of the sun.
Then  came  the  inventorthat  chap  who  saw  necessity  for  the
obviousthe  neurocalometer.  I  can  see  him  now,  gathering  a  group
about him in an office, explaining what it is, what it will do, to a group
of experience-seasoned Chiropractors who have long held the opinion
that, altho they have been working for years, they knew the last word
had  NOT  been  said,  written,  or  printed  on  HOW  TO  CHART
HUMAN SPINES TO PROVE THE LOCATIONS OF PRESSURES
UPON NERVES.
Then,  he  who  saw  the  vision  came.  Here  was  an  instrument  that
would  locate  pressures  upon  nerves,  regardless  of  whether  the  sun
shone  or  it  was  cloudy,  stormy,  foggy,  or  darkness  had  settled  about.
The  man  of  the  hour  arose  who  could  see  its  value  not  only  in  the
majority  of  cases  WHEN  THE  SUN  WAS  NOT  SHINING,  but  also
in the minority of cases when it DID shine.
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A Chiropractors compass has been invented. Any Chiropractor can
get  one;  he  can  apply  it  in  all  kinds  of  cases  AND  KNOW  WHERE
NORTH IS ON EVERY CASE, when he sails for the port of health.
Then  came  the  presentation  of  that  Chiropractors  compass  to  the
profession. It has been followed by the same complications that arose
when the mariners compass was presented to sailors.
There  can  be  but  ONE  norththe  place  of  pressure,  and  that  is
wherever  the  needle  indicates.  WHERE  is  it?  The  needle  will
speak.  The  compass  and  the  needle  speak  the  direction  of  our
destinationand that is the safe way to arrive; the other way is for us
to  tell  IT  where  north  is,  and  if  it  should  point  otherwise,  then  we
should  put  it  up  on  the  shelf,  call  the  seller  a  high  pressure
salesman  who  forced  it  down  our  throats,  and  go  on  finding
north our own way, even  if  it  doesnt  agree  with  the  compassthe
neurocalometer.
In one test examination we graduated 425 captains, all trained in the
non-compass  method,  ready  to  sail  the  high  seas  of  the  public
highways  with  thousands  of  passengers  on  board.  They  expressed
7,841  opinions  as  to  where  north  was  on  19  specific  ports  they  were
directed to describe how to get to. Only 14 said they would follow the
guide  laid  down  by  a  compass.  No  wonder  we  have  thousands  of
Chiropractic  ships  on  the  bottom  of  the  sea!  They  would  attempt  to
sail  the  seas  without  a  compass.  We  have  thousands  of  Chiropractic
ships out on the gulfs and bays now, who refuse to take a compass on
board. They are destined for the bottom of the ocean beds, except for
the sailings they make when the sun shines.
Then  there  are  sailors  who  have  a  compass  who  are  constantly
telling  IT  where  north  is.  Should  it  refuse  to  point  its  needle  to
comply with what THEY think, the Chiropractic compass is wrong; so
are the man who invented it and the man who sold it.
Then there are sailors  brave  and  bold.  They  KNOW  the  compass  is
right. They follow it. They strictly abide by its findings, rain or shine,
bright  or  cloudy.  They  have  diligently  applied  themselves  to  know
HOW  to  read  the  Chiropractors  compass.  (It  is  well  known  that  it
takes much diligent application to know how to intelligently read and
apply  a  mariners  compass.)  They  bring  these  passengers  into  port,
safe and sound. When they left
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home,  THEY  KNEW  where  they  were  going;  they  headed  DIRECT
for it and reached it, saving time by breaking all records between those
two  objectives,  because  they  headed  straight  and  made  no  devious
ways around.
How  many  Chiropractors  without  a  compass  try  first  this  direction,
then  that,  and  keep  on  trying  ALL  the  directions  and  rules;  then,
whenever they DO hit a port, it is liable to be a wrong one?
Now  comes  a  case  of  heart  troubleat  least,  some  specialist  in
diagnosis  has  so  pronounced  it.  Case  goes  to  a  man  who  has  a
human-compassa  neurocalometer.  A  complete  reading  is  made,
excellent  technique  is  used.  No  pressure  upon  nerves  is  found  at  or
around heart place. Needle does not  read  north  in  that  locality.
However,  pressure  is  found  above  that,  and  others  below;  and  when
the  one  above  is  adjusted,  it  checks  out  ALL.  Man  who  does  not
believe  in  compass,  yet  uses  one,  says:  Case  complained  of  heart
trouble, and there was no pressure at heart place.
Physician  diagnosed  it  heart  trouble  and  Chiropractor  believed
him,  hence  got  started  on  wrong  foot.  Human-compass  did  not  find
any  indication  of  pressure  there.  Then  Chiropractor  used  compass
which  spoke  the  truth,  WHICH  SHOWED  WHERE  NORTH  WAS;
and  because  it  did  not  agree  with  physician  (who  had  no  compass),
and did not agree with sunny-day meric system, Chiropractor called it
a liar and headed squarely in wrong direction.
Case  complained  of  heart  trouble.  Compass  found  no  pressure  at
heart  place,  so  Chiropractor  palpates,  finds  some  irregularities  or
misalignments  IN  REGION  OF  HEART  PLACE,  and  adjusts  it
anyhow,  because  there  must  be  something  there.  Because  he
adjusted where compass told him TO STAY AWAY FROM, he might
have  produced  a  pressure  where  there  was  none  indicated  by  the
needle.  No  wonder  he  directed  that  human  ship  into  a  wreck.  No
wonder  he  writes  to  the  maker  of  the  compass  and  tells  him  what  he
thinks of him and it. It WOULD work, it DID work, but Chiropractor
refused  to  take  its  advice.  He  preferred  diagnosis  of  physician;
preferred hunting and adjusting where there was nothing wrong. THE
OBVIOUS IS THE LAST THING.
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When  this  human  compass  points  NORTH  on  human  spinethen
thats  north,  and  you  must  follow  it  rain  or  shine  if  you  expect  to
arrive at a definite, exact, specific certain port on schedule.
Mariners  compass  has  made  possible  exploration  of  world,  travel
into  distant  lands,  and  has  discovered  worlds  heretofore  unknown.
Chiropractors compass is opening up new planets of thot, taking us to
greater  worlds  to  conquer,  and  making  travel  safe  with  assuredness
that we can go, rain or shine, whenever we want to, and return within
a definite course, with exact knowledge when we can return.
Today, seas are patrolled by mariners laws equally as strong as are
the  laws  which  govern  traffic  on  land.  How  long  would  a  captain  be
permitted to guide a ship, or how safely could he do so, if he refused
to follow the dictates of a compass? How long would he be permitted
to  guide  human  freight  without  one,  from  port  to  port?  No  ship  is
permitted even to clear port without a wireless, to meet the exigencies
of trouble should it arise.
How  long  will  Chiropractors  be  permitted  to  be  captains  of  ships,
clearing  human  cargoes  from  port  of  sickness,  headed  out  to  sea,
without a compass to direct them to port of health? They, too, will be
governed by laws just as strict when it becomes known that there is a
compass at their command, by which many refuse to be guided. Laws
WILL  come  that  WILL  demand  that  every  possible  protection  be
wrapped about THEIR ship and its passengers, as are those at sea.
It is impossible to conceive of any sailor taking to sea today without
a mariners compass. Ten years from now (1925) it will be equally as
impossible  to  conceive  of  any  Chiropractor  sailing  into  a  human
backbone without a Chiropractors compassa neurocalometer.
THE OBVIOUS IS THE LAST THING.
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
THE ELEPHANT AND THE KITTEN
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
A  large  circus  showing  recently  in  Chicago  used  elephants  to  haul
the  other  animals  from  their  cages  to  the  rings.  One  night  a  big
elephant  had  just  arrived  at  the  middle  ring  with  his  train  of  animal
boxes  when  all  of  a  sudden  the  huge  beast  let  out  a  loud  screech,
turned,  and  dashed  furiously  out  of  the  main  tent,  wrecking  several
peanut  stands,  some  seats,  and  scaring  people  as  he  went.  His  arrival
in the stable tent threw the other elephants into a furor and all the skill
of the trainers was required to restore peace and order.
And what do you suppose caused it all? A little black kitten jumped
across the elephants path.
Alot  of  people  are  like  that  elephant.  They  go  along  nicely  enough
so  long  as  everything  runs  smoothly,  then  let  the  least  obstacle  or
difficulty  arise,  and  off  they  go.  They  lose  their  heads,  get  excited,
worry, and are defeated in their purpose.
An elephant is so big that one wonders how he could even see a tiny
kitten. But he is no bigger in proportion than a lot of human beings are
as compared with the tiny trials they let upset them. Elephants body is
relatively  no  bigger  than  humans  intellect;  his  physical  strength  is
relatively  no  greater  than  human  reason;  but,  like  the  elephant,  many
men and women are utterly helpless the instant things hit a rut or life
starts on the upgrade.
(Fountain Head News, September 5, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
A NECESSARY RECONSTRUCTION OF
FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLES
One of Most Important Articles in Recent Years
(Fountain Head News, September 26, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Solution to problem herein contained has worried me for more than a
year.  I  have  worked  on  it  for  a  year,  to  solve  it.  I  consider  the
reconstruction  herein  laid  down  about  as  important  as  any  presented
since the talk on the neurocalometer delivered at Lyceum, 1924.
Four  words  are  defined  so  that  we  may  start  on  a  common
understanding:
YESTERDAYmeaning  thereby  those  days  BEFORE  the  NCM
was known, studied, or applied to Chiropractic work.
TODAYmeaning  since  the  NCM  has  been  developed,  science
of  technique  deciphered,  application  to  cases  with  its  attendant
observations;  and  its  ultimate  effect  upon  Chiropractic  as  a
philosophy, science, and art, as well as Chiropractors as a professional
body.
IGNORANCEabsence of knowledge, presence of which would
make  us  educated;  application  of  which  would  give  us  wisdom.
All  of  us  are  ignorant  of  our  ignorance.  If  it  were  not  so,  there
could  be  no  ignorance.  All  of  us  possess  that  education  or  wisdom
which  others  do  not  possess,  therefore  the  difference  between
educated, wise, and ignorant people.
EDUCATION,  or  WISDOM  is  the  possession  of  that  under-
standing  or  application  of  reasoning  which  causes  us  to  refrain  from
doing those things which ignorant people do.
Ignorant  of  yesterday  may  be  educated  tomorrow.  Incapable  today
may  be  wise  tomorrow.  We  can  be  innocently  ignorant  and  continue
doing wrong thing, thinking it is right. And one may know right thing
and refuse to do ithe is consciously a criminal.
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A  vertebral  subluxationYESTERDAYconsisted  of  a  study  of
three  or  more  vertebrae  in  their  normal  juxtaposition;  AND  a
comparative  mental  study  of  three  or  more  vertebrae  from  their
abnormal  positions  as  we  interpreted  their  positions  gained  thru
visualization, palpation and spinographs.
Between normal and abnormal was a  mental  degree  of  position  and
location  between  maximum  of  normal  to  present  maximum  of
abnormal.  Interval  of  time  between  former  normal  and  present
abnormal  position  and  location  might  have  been  seconds  or  years,
according to whether acute or chronic as to degree, pathology, etc.
So  far  as  the  understanding  in  this  article  is  concerned,  I  shall  call
this THE SUBLUXATION OF ACTUALITY.
A vertebral adjustmentYESTERDAYconsisted of  a  continuous
effort  upon  part  of  Chiropractor  to  keep  working  with,  to  keep
repositioning  subluxated  vertebra  for  a  period  of  months  or  years,  or
until  that  time  arrived  when  he  thought  he  had  placed  vertebra  back
into its fullest maximum normal position.
For example: With a curvature, Chiropractors sole endeavor was to
replace  individual  vertebrae  until  such  a  time  as  spinal  column  was
STRAIGHT laterally with its normal curves superior and inferior. No
thought  had  he  of  ever  stopping  until  he  could  no  longer  palpate  or
spinographically  see  any  deviation  of  any  vertebra  from  normal.  He
thus believed that when fully restored to normal maximum position, he
had  thenAND  NOT  UNTIL  THENreleased  pressures  upon
nerves to permit restoration of mental impulse to return health to sick
organ.
Upon this theory, all of us have gone on adjusting a single person, a
certain  area,  or  upon  a  certain  subluxated  vertebra  for  monthsin
many instances, for years, IF we could get the case to continue.
Yet,  all  who  studied  into  the  question  beyond  the  mere  surface  of
making  a  living  out  of  adjusting  subluxations  have  been  well  aware
that the palpation and spinographs have revealed same actual position
and  location,  after  months  of  adjusting,  as  existed  when  we  started,
except  in  some  isolated  cases,  but  nevertheless  true  in  majority  of
them.
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By  this  time  some  of  you  are  raising  the  question,  Even  tho  what
you now say is true, we have gotten many sick people well in spite of
the fact you now bring forth. You are right in this assertion.
Let me now present new angle:
Subluxation  question  must  now  broaden.  For  purpose  of  clarity,  let
me suggest that there are TWO kinds of vertebral subluxations:
(a) subluxation of actuality (which has been defined);
(b) subluxation for adjustment purpose only.
With  that  variation  also  comes  a  difference  in  adjustment  to
correspond.  One  of  the  many  leaders  in  past  years  has  made  a  keen
distinction between an adjusting and an adjustment, claiming that
the things done DAILY are adjustings, and when the job is complete
replacement  from  present  subluxated  position  to  former  maximum
normal position, then an adjustment has been given.
Until  the  advent  of  NCM,  this  was  a  difference  without  any
scientific  deduction  of  distinction.  It  was  a  theory  without  proof  to
prove itself.
Adjustment of yesterday took months or years.
Adjustment of today takes days or weeks.
Adjustment of yesterday was based upon a complete restoration
to complete normal position.
Adjustment  of  today  is  based  upon  sufficient  replacement  to
PERMANENTLY  RELEASE  PRESSURE,  and  with  no  other  object
in view, for when THIS has been accomplished we have accomplished
ALL  that  IS  NECESSARY  to  liberate  mental  impulse  flow,  to  let
Innate get individual well. That is the end sought, the object attained.
Yesterday  we  thot,  without  other  than  mental  deductions,  that  it
TOOK MONTHS AND YEARS to complete replacement to position
in situ to release that pressure.
Today  we  KNOW,  with  scientific  proof  given  by  NCM,  that
pressures can be and are permanently released in days or weeks.
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Today  we  KNOW  that  we  are  restoring  health  WITHOUT
REPLACING  THE  VERTEBRAL  SUBLUXATION  BACK  INTO
ITS FORMER NORMAL POSITION.
To adjust the vertebra just enough, just long enough to permanently
release pressure is the adjustment of today upon the subluxation
of actuality of yesterday.
Our  concepts  of  a  vertebral  subluxation  remain  the  same.  Our
concept  of  what  constitutes  an  adjustment  has  changed.  No  longer
do we need keep hammering away until we have put it back where it
belongs.  We  now  adjust  until  pressures  are  permanently  released
AND  THEN  STOP.  And  how  can  we  tell  WHEN  TO  STOP?  Only
with  the  concise  information  given  by  the  exact  use  of  a  correctly
scientific, accurately adjusted, reliable neurocalometer.
We now solve, for first time in our history, that old bugbear problem
about adjusting a case that was sick, for months or years, and, whether
the  case  got  well  or  worse,  subluxation  still  remained  as  palpation
seemed to prove, and spinograph DID prove.
We  have  been  innocently  but  ignorantly  adjusting  the  subluxated
vertebrae  BEYOND  necessity  of  releasing  pressure  upon  nerves.
Hence  we  have  been  ignorantly  dangerous  because  we  were
introducing  the  doing  of  that  which  was  unnecessary  which  meant
THE PRODUCTION OF PRESSURES rather than their reduction.
Any  action  based  upon  ignorance  which  later,  based  upon
education, we would not perform, is dangerous.
Without the knowledge given us by NCM, we were ignorant, even
tho innocently so. And in this respect I would not minimize my guilt,
for I have been more guilty than all of you, for it was I who taught all
of  you  those  things,  in  that  way,  to  that  extent;  therefore,  my
individual guilt is the sum total of all your guilts.
With  knowledge  given  us  by  neurocalometer,  we  are  educated.
With  that  education  we  now  know  that  all  adjustments  given  beyond
that  necessary  to  permanently  release  pressures  are  unnecessary,
therefore  dangerous.  And  in  this  respect  I  could  not  maximize  my
guilt,  even  tho  deliberate,  if  I  were  to  go  on  as  before,  knowing  the
difference. It is MY duty to myself,
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to you people, and to the public at large to present the bold facts which
are  so  indisputably  before  us  that  we  might  do  right  by  ourselves  as
well as by them.
The  neurocalometer  is  giving  us  a  new  insight  into  the  service  we
must  render  to  the  sick.  We  need  the  neurocalometer  to  tell  us
WHERE, and we still need the spinograph to tell us HOW. All the rest
remains the same.
(Fountain Head News, September 26, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
AN IMPORTANT ANGLE
(Fountain Head News, October 10, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
As  a  general  rule,  most  articles  written  by  some  writers  and
published in Chiropractic publications do not strike at taproot. Here is
one which does, therefore it is worthy of discussion.
That writers position is:
What  is  wrong  with  Chiropractic  or  Chiropractors?  Why  are  we  failing
as  a  movement  today,  when  we  were  growing  in  1914  when  the  writer
entered Chiropractic?
His solution is:
In 1914 we were getting results. In 1925 we were not. Why? In 1914 we
were  doing  general  adjusting.  In  1923  he  was  adjusting  majors
specifically  and  exclusively.  In  his  opinion,  this  constitutes  the  real
difference  between  then  and  now  in  methods,  which  determined  results,
which  predetermined  failures,  etc.  He  states:  We  changed  from  the
general  to  the  specific  in  adjusting  when  the  idea  of  majors  came  along,
WITHOUT  TRAINING  ourselves  IN  DIAGNOSING  so  that  we  could
accurately select the right major.
Diagnosis  is  error  in  essence.  If  picking  majors  WITHOUT
diagnosis  was  bad,  does  adding  ANOTHER  ERROR  (diagnosis)
improve the first? To add diagnosis is to double the error.
As a profession, we have been stepping FORWARD.
Majors and Minors  was  the  LEFT  foot  forward.  In  principle,  it  was
right then and is right now. In a MINOR per cent of cases we picked
majors  correctly.  In  MAJORITY  of  cases  we  did  not.  When  we  did,
results  were  remarkable,  showing  the  method  HAD  merit.  But  we
could not pick that major correctly in MAJORITY of cases.
Neurocalometer  is  the  RIGHT  foot  forward.  It  picks  major  in  100
per cent of cases. THAT is vital. That writer admits majors right IF he
could  find  majors.  NCM  does,  but  HE  cant  see  the  NCMmissing
link HE needs to set himself right.
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Of  the  two  methods(a)  majors  WITHOUT  NCM,  or  (b)  general
adjusting, I would rather take latter; but if I had my choice between (a)
majors  picked  WITH  NCM,  or  (b)  general  adjusting,  I  would  take
former, one thousand times over.
In  that  writers  case,  general  adjusting  takes  us  backward  to  1914
when HE came in.
The  trouble  with  Majors  and  Minors  was  that  we  did  not  KNOW
whether  or  not  we  had  the  major.  We  mentally  hypothesized,  but  we
had  no  proof  except  after  months  of  adjusting,  and  then  only  when
case told us she was better, same, or worse.
The  trouble  with  general  adjusting  BEFORE  THE  DAYS  OF
MAJORS  AND  MINORS  was  that  we  did  not  know  what  we  were
doing.  We  were  taking  pot-shots  at  all,  cracking  em  all,  hitting
everything all along the line. We did not know whether our cases were
getting  better  or  worse  until  months  after  when  THEY  told  US.
However, this much is truegeneral adjusting is a good massage, and
patients purr under it like a cat would in getting its back scratchedif
that indicates knowledge or actual delivery of health to the sick.
Results attained under Majors and Minors, by comparison with days
of  general  adjusting,  were  even  higher  under  Majors,  even  tho
imperfectly understood or applied. Average of hits was greater.
In general adjusting (according to that writer) you DO NOT KNOW
whether or not you have right vertebra; you DO NOT KNOW whether
or not pressure upon nerves has been removed; you DO NOT KNOW
whether  or  not  you  have  increased  that  pressure;  you  DO  NOT
KNOW  whether  or  not  you  have  interfered  with  transmission  of
mental  impulses.  And  every  Chiropractor  knows  that  it  IS  important
TO  KNOW  THESE  ESSENTIAL  CHIROPRACTIC
FUNDAMENTALS,  TO  GET  THE  SICK  WELL.  No  longer  can  we
blind  our  eyes,  plug  our  ears,  chloroform  our  minds,  and  play  a
Chopin all up and down our spinal keys, and let it go at that. The man
who  WILL  last  in  Chiropractic  is  the  man  who  will  KNOW  WHAT
HE IS DOING, WHERE HE IS DOING IT, HOW HE IS DOING IT,
AND WHEN TO DO IT.
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To advocate general adjusting is to go back to the days before we
knew  there  was  a  major.  To  advocate  use  of  a  neurocalometer  is  to
make that major positive. One is to step backward to the days of 1914,
and the other is to step forward to 1925.
No one KNOWS how essential it is to contrast between methods of
cracking  em  all  up  and  down  the  spine,  and  how  little  any  of  that
actually  means,  as  that  Chiropractor  who  has  a  neurocalometer  and
has  finally  had  it  conquer  him  to  prove  to  him  that  cracking  bones
DOES  NOT  REMOVE  PRESSURE  FROM  NERVES.  Hundreds  of
Chiropractors  have  adjusted  and  adjusted,  only  to  find  constant
proof before them that THEY WERE NOT REMOVING PRESSURE
FROM  NERVES.  This  truth  is  glaringly  obvious  now,  under  major
method now being taught with NCM.
To  multiply  that  evil  by  twenty-four,  two  times  (up  and  down  on
each side), means that you multiply same issue.
If  you  did  not  release  pressure  in  SPECIFIC  MAJOR  WORK,  how
can  you  accomplish  same  end  BY  MULTIPLYING  SAME  ISSUE
BY  TWENTY-FOUR?  Absence  of  any  definite  knowledge  under
major  work  is  same  definite  absence  of  knowledge  under  general
adjusting. To multiply the ratio does not reduce the error.
Moving  bones,  whether  it  be  one  or  twenty-four,  twice,  means
nothing  UNLESS  BY  SO  DOING  YOU  HAVE  RELEASED
PRESSURES  AND  RESTORED  TRANSMISSIONS.  WHERE  is
that pressure? Moving twenty-four bones does not determine that.
Some  say  that  by  cracking  em  all,  we  cant  miss  any.  We  havent
missed HITTING BONESEVERY ONE OF THEMBUT  THAT
DOESNT  MEAN  ANYTHING  UNLESS  WE  HAVE  RELEASED
PRESSURES AND RESTORED TRANSMISSIONS. Can you know
when you have done that, merely adjusting all of them, this way  then
that way?
No  one  knows  this  better  than  those  Chiropractors  who  have
permitted  the  neurocalometer  to  check  up  their  adjusting.  They
KNOW  there  is  something  different  between  cracking  bones  and
giving an adjustment TO RELEASE PRESSURE UPON NERVES.
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Neurocalometer  makes  KNOWING  a  high  art,  a  positive  and  safe
bet, but it requires mental activities, hard work, time, and labor.
That writer prefers to rig up a soft bed and give his patients a gentle,
general, all-spinal massage, up one side and down other.
Chiropractic  is  an  assured  service.  Chiropractors  are  going  thru  an
evolution and they will be in that process until the profession  puts  its
right foot forward. It is possible that other theories may again hold us
up  from  moving  forward,  we  may  get  stalled  for  a  time  by  a  wreck
along  the  line,  but  EVENTUALLY  THE  CHIROPRACTOR  MUST
BE A MAN OF KNOWLEDGE; ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS
DOING, WHERE HE IS TO DO IT, WHY HE IS DOING IT, AND
WHEN TO STOP DOING ITand  general  adjusting  makes  none  of
this possible.
The  quicker  Chiropractors  OF  TODAY  come  to  those  methods
which give us KNOWLEDGE, the quicker they will be building their
business that will be in permanent existence TOMORROW.
(Fountain Head News, October 10, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
DROPPING BY THE WAYSIDEAND WHY
(Fountain Head News, October 24, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Since September, 1924, more than 4,000 Chiropractors names have
been  taken  off  our  mailing  listdropped  by  the  wayside;  closed  up
shop; taken down their shingles; gone into some other business; turned
their  diplomas  to  the  wall.  Every  day  we  get  new  names  to  take  off.
Yet the bottom has not been reached.
Is this because ChiropracTIC is wrong? No! Is it because the public
has lost regard for ChiropracTIC? No!
It is because CHIROPRACTORS HAVE LOST CONFIDENCE IN
THEMSELVES  AND  ARE  NOT  DOING  THOSE  THINGS
NECESSARY TO RESTORE IT.
Lyceum,  1924,  sounded  the  awakening  of  a  new  day;  a  better  era;
the  establishing  of  a  new  foundation;  a  brighter  and  bigger  future  for
ChiropracTIC  and  ChiropracTORS  andthe  third  elementthe  sick
public.
What WAS that clarion note that rang long and strongso clear and
true that it effected the professional careers of so many of our people?
UP TO THAT HOUR every  spine  contained  pressures  upon  nerves
the  location  of  which  remained  a  secret,  hidden  inside,  which
interfered  with  transmission  that  was  causing  disease.  UP  TO  THAT
HOUR,  Chiropractors  KNEW  they  were  there,  but  did  not  know
WHERE.  Unless  they  knew  WHERE  pressures  were,  unless  they
could RELEASE those pressures, and unless they could PROVE this,
before  and  after  adjustment,  Chiropractor  was  comparatively  helpless
in  rendering  a  competent,  intelligent,  satisfactory,  safe,  sane,  and
sensible service to the sick.
There  were  no  studies  or  methods  at  their  command  to  tell  them
WHERE pressures upon nerves were. Without this definite
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and exacting knowledge, Chiropractors were paddling the high seas in
an  open  skiff,  without  a  rudder,  compass,  or  steering  wheel,  heading
for a port which they knew existed, location of which was a mystery.
This statement struck terror to our hearts. It came from the mouth of
a  man  who  knew  no  fear  in  facing  facts  or  in  stating  them  without
equivocation after he HAD faced them. It came from the mind of that
one  man  who  was  fearless  in  stating  issues  which  HE  HAD  TO
KNOW  before  he  could  utter  them.  It  came  from  the  one  man  in  our
profession who had his lifework at stake and everything he had in this
world  to  lose,  if  wrong.  This  man  was  one  in  whom  ALL  had
confidence,  whether  they  agreed  or  disagreed  with  his  vision,
judgment, or opinions.
No  sooner  did  he  utter  this  positive  body  blow  at  very  vitals  of  our
movement than he offered a key, an open sesame, a direct method that
would  unlock  the  hidden  secret,  find  and  prove  WHERE
PRESSURES UPON NERVES  WERE,  in  spines  of  those  who  came
to  us;  which  could  and  would  do  the  very  thing  which  everybody
knew  we  had  to  know  how  to  do.  He  offered  an  obvious,  tangible,
scientific method of accomplishing the end.
But,  because  it  was  HE  who  stated  the  problem  and  offered  the
solution; because it was HE who presented  it  to  our  profession  under
conditions which safeguarded its proper public use, up went the cry of
prejudice, ignorance, contempt, etc.
At this point the field should have taken a 100 per cent hold  on  the
movement; gone into it wholeheartedly; investigated; tried  it.  Instead,
the field split 80-20 on him and it. 20 per cent discussed ITS MERIT;
80 per cent cussed HIS MOTIVES. This they had a right to do, which
right  they  fully  exercised.  80  per  cent  also  had  the  right  to  pay  the
price  for  taking  the  avenue  they  did.  They  ARE  paying  that  price.
More  than  4,000  have  closed  offices,  and  more  are  headed  the  same
way.
AND  HERES  THE  VITAL  MORAL;  THE  SELF-EVIDENT
FACT IS STILL WITH US. Merely because one man uttered it, 20 per
cent believed him and 80 per cent denied him, HAS NOT CHANGED
IT; 20 per cent being for, 80 per cent being against the man who said
it  HAS  NOT  CHANGED  THE  FACT  that  thousands  still  do  not
know  where  pressures  upon  nerves  are,  and  the  neurocalometer  can
find them if properly used.
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Every  Chiropractor  KNOWS  that  a  pressure  upon  nerves  is  THE
CAUSE  of  dis-ease.  Every  Chiropractor  KNOWS  that  he  does  not
know  how  to  accurately,  positively,  and  exactly  look  at,  feel,
spinograph,  or  get  symptoms  of,  and  PICK  CORRECT  LOCATION
OF  WHERE  THERE  IS  PRESSURE  UPON  NERVES.  Every
Chiropractor  of  that  80  per  cent  should  know  what  the  20  per  cent
knows,  viz.,  that  the  NCM  does  accurately,  positively,  and  exactly
locate exact place where there is pressure upon nerves.
20  per  cent  are  boldly  walking  up  to  that  issue,  facing  it
KNOWINGLY,  and  it  does  not  strangle  them.  Thousands  of  others
approach  a  spine  with  fear  and  trembling,  knowing  they  DO  NOT
KNOW  what  they  ought  to  know,  before  and  after  giving  an
adjustment.
If  that  is  true,  then  80  per  cent  cussing  the  man  who  said  it,  or
damning  the  instrument  that  does  it,  and  all  the  alibiing  about  too
much  time,  high  cost,  etc.,  does  not  change  it,  make  it  wrong,
modify, or amend it. And if it is untrue, then the 20 per cent  praising
the man who said it, or the instrument which does it, and every excuse
manufactured to save it, would not do so. Opinions of me or the NCM,
privately or publicly expressed, have not changed that fact since 1924
Lyceum.
If 80 per cent of Chiropractors would cease condemning the man or
instrument  and  would  face  fact;  stop  breeding  alibis  and  admit  truth,
they could save themselves on an issue that still  stands  unchallenged.
It  is  the  inability  of  our  80  per  cent  to  grasp  that  message  which  is
wearing  down  our  numbers.  If  the  80  per  cent  would  FACE  FACT,
prepare themselves to meet it so that they could find exact location of
pressures  upon  nerves,  they  would  restore  their  confidence  in
themselves and join with those who will remain in business.
These  80  per  cent  gather  in  their  family  circles,  district  meetings,
state conventions. Somebody starts telling the group what he thinks of
B.J.  or  the  NCM.  If  they  would  discuss  the  comparative  results  or
opinions of those 20 per cent WHO KNOW AND HAVE SEEN THE
OTHER  SIDE  INTELLIGENTLY  PRESENTED,  their  gatherings
would be constructive to all present.
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One recent convention, thinking  to  play  diplomacy,  printed  on  their
program:  This  is  a  Chiropractic  convention.  There  will  be  no
demonstration  of  instruments  of  any  kind.  Somebody  with  short
vision  might  call  this  clever;  but  the  simple  and  obvious  fact  still
remains  that  they  DONT  KNOW  WHERE  PRESSURE  UPON
NERVES IS, OR HOW TO FIND IT, UNLESS THEY MEET THIS I
N  S  T  R  U  M  E  N  T  QUESTION  FAIRLY  AND  SQUARELY.  80
per  cent  may  shove  it  off  their  program,  but  it  still  exists  as  a  fact  in
the spine of every patient and in the mind of every Chiropractor. It will
still  rise  as  a  ghost  to  haunt  every  member  when  he  gets  back  to  his
office, UNTIL HE KNOWS.
In the hearts of thousands of these 80 per cent of Chiropractors today
there is ever present that gnawing idea,  deep  in  the  secret  recesses  of
their  souls,  that  THEY  DONT  KNOW  WHERE  PRESSURES
UPON  NERVES  ARE;  AND  THEY  KNOW  THEY  HAVE  NO
WAY  OF  FINDING  OUT;  AND  THEY  KNOW  THAT  UNLESS
THEY DO KNOW, THEY ARE NOT GETTING AT TAPROOT OF
SERVICE WHICH SICK PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEMAND.
Constant  drip,  drip  of  water  will  wear  away  granite.  Daily  thinking
about what that 80 per cent ought to know, as they look at every spine
and  do  not  know,  is  like  that  water.  It  is  eating  into  his  soul  and
destroying his confidence in himself. It makes him meet with shifting
eye,  with  evasive  answer,  with  an  adjustment  that  is  occasionally
correct  and  more  often  is  not;  doesnt  know  whether  it  was  given  in
the right place, in right direction, or whether or not it released pressure
upon nerves; neither does he know when to stop. To carry that sort of
mental load will break any man down.
4,000  of  those  80  per  cent  FORCED  THEMSELVES  OUT  of
Chiropractic. They may be too proud to admit they were wrong; there
can be a million alibis; but alibis do not meet facts.
There  is  something  about  that  80  per  cent  WHO  DO  NOT  KNOW
that makes them act with a self-consciousness, that makes it all a sham
to  the  public  they  face.  The  mind  which  DOES  NOT  KNOW,  does
not  think  clearly,  does  not  act  responsively;  actions  are  forced.  He
tries  to  kid  himself  and  his  business,  but  he  doesnt  succeed.  Public
sees thru evasions!
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Contrast  those  men  with  the  20  per  cent  WHO  KNOW,  who  look
every  man  in  the  eye.  Their  mind  is  clear,  conscience  clean,  voice
rings true and positive, language is certain, and they speak in terms all
understand. They radiate confidence BECAUSE THEY POSSESS IT.
They KNOW what they are doing, assert themselves, prove it to their
patientsthey  know  where  they  are  going  and  why.  They  have  that
something which comes to men WHO KNOW. They do not need to
kid themselves; they act natural.
That is what is going on in our profession!
One group of 80 per cent try to kid themselves. They write  articles,
appear before groups and alibi themselves by saying they would be all
right  if  they  had  diagnosis,  etc.  The  group  of  20  per  cent  are  quietly
doing the right thing, using neurocalometer, and  getting  results.  They
stand ready to help the 80 per cent group.
CHIROPRACTIC  NEEDS  BOTH  GROUPSEVERY  ONE  OF
THEM.  There  is  room  for  50,000  Chiropractors  in  America  today.
Need  is  greater  now  than  ever  before,  BUT  PROGRESS  HAS
DEMANDED  THAT  THEY  BE  BETTER  FIT,  KNOW  MORE
THAN  FORMERLY,  AND  BE  MORE  COMPETENT  THAN
BEFORE.
85 per cent of 2,500 Chiropractors with neurocalometer are verifying
the  opinion  of  the  call  that  went  up  in  THE  HOUR  HAS  STRUCK.
They  are  endorsing  the  mans  vision,  judgment,  and  opinion.  They
KNOW where pressures upon nerves are.
Here  is  a  recent  commercial  analogy  which  fits  our  situation.  It
proves  that  progress  WILL  come,  that  it  MUST  be  accepted,  and
comes  into  its  own  only  after  a  battle  royal.  Fight  it  if  you  willit
comes!
This  is  one  of  the  most  thrilling  examples  of  one  of  the  most
wonderful commercial struggles of modern history. It is big because of
importance  of  opposing  factors,  of  the  many  millions  of  dollars
invested  on  both  sides,  of  service  rendered  to  two  national  groups  of
humanity and to the millions served.
Its the story of the gramophone.
I remember vividly a few years ago when a man with a box traveled
about from town to town. He set the box on a table,
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folks gathered about, and we stuck rubber tubes in our ears. Five cents
a listen. Records were cylinders. They ran by arm grease.
Then  came  the  flat  hard-rubber  disc  which  reproduced  better,
clearer,  and  louder,  played  longer.  Electric  motor  ran  the  machine.
They came in beautiful cabinets with open or concealed horn.
Factories  were  working  overtime.  Salesmen  were  reaping  fortunes.
Everybody  had  onefrom  a  $1,000  period  cabinet  down  to  the
folding  satchel  which  played  on  the  back  of  a  boat  in  the  moonlight.
The public went wild over them.
Suddenly  a  storm  broke  loose.  It  rained  disaster  upon  the  factory,
salesmen,  buyers  alike.  Lightning  struck  everybody.  A  man  named
Marconi  turned  this  tornado,  cyclone,  and  typhoon  loose.  He
presented a problem to the world. He solved that problem. He made a
maiden speechbefore a Lyceum of electrical engineers, so to speak.
He presented the world with RADIO.
It  was  the  announcing  of  a  new  day,  new  era  in  progress;  a  new
invention was being given laborious birth for the benefit of the people.
He was offering a SUBSTITUTE for the phonograph and its discs.
RADIO swept the country off its feet. It grew from nothing until one
was  in  EVERY  home.  It  became  one  of  the  most  momentous
movements in history.
The  bottom  fell  out  of  the  phonograph  business.  Stock  went  to
almost  nothing.  Dozens  of  factories  went  into  bankruptcy.  Hundreds
of  stores  closed  their  doors.  Millions  of  phonographs  were  covered
with dust in the homes. Millions of records remained silent.
As radios came in, phonographs went out. It was progress speaking!
People  were  FOR  the  substitutebut  how  the  man  being  substituted
deplored it. Could he stop it?
Old,  well-established  factories  connected  with  the  phonograph
industry could not close their factories and quit at will, any more than
thousands of Chiropractors could turn keys in office doors at noon and
take  the  afternoon  train  on  an  extended  vacation,  merely  because
something disagreeable was worrying them.
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New radio factories were built, covering blocks of property, costing
millions. It was evolution acting!
WHAT  COULD  PHONOGRAPH  FACTORIES  DO?  They  were
face-to-face  with  stockholders,  with  factories  on  their  hands,  with
immense stocks of unfinished goods.
They had two alternatives:
First: They could pooh-pooh radio, make light of it, call it a fad, say
it  did  not  work.  They  could  also  damn  Marconi,  call  him  grafter,
blood-sucking upon the people  because  he  demanded  an  exacting  fee
sufficient  to  continue  progress  on  his  invention  to  maintain  a  service
in keeping with its value.
Second:  They  could  face  the  inevitable,  smile,  get  into  the  game
AND WORK WITH IT.
Finding, later than sooner, that to continue to oppose public demand
was to go into bankruptcy, THEY SUCCUMBED.
THENand  not  until  thenis  when  the  men  of  vision  in  the
phonograph business got down to bedrock, FACED FACTS no matter
how  it  hurt.  THEY  SOLVED  THEIR  PHONOGRAPH  PROBLEM
AND  SAVED  IT  FROM  BEING  COMMERCIALLY  BURIED,  BY
ADDING  RADIO  TO  IT,  AND  THUS  CHANGED  THE
INCOMING  INVENTION  INTO  A  PHONOGRAPH-RADIO
SALVATION TO HELP BOTH OF THEM.
They created a new hook-up whereby they could play the record thru
their  reproducer,  thru  their  cabinets,  into  and  thru  a
radio-amplification,  until  today  you  can  have  a  radio-amplification  of
any  recording  thru  a  phonograph  cabinet  instrument.  With  this  new
hook-up, you can choose your song or your artist. You can have radio
at your convenience. Progress superlativean improved  phonograph,
a radio without static.
The moral should be obvious to Chiropractors!
Every hour some fellow in that 80 per cent group, who can no longer
be  master  of  his  mind,  master  of  his  soul,  master  of  his  convictions,
master  of  his  KNOWLEDGE  of  pressures  upon  nerves,  is  dropping
out. Others in the 20 per cent group WHO KNOW come to take their
place. For the 4,000 who have dropped out, who did not know, 4,000
more  WHO  DO  KNOW  are  needed  to  fill  the  vacancies.  Market
remains the same. As the automo-
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bile came in, horse went out; as electric streetcar came in, horse-pulled
car had to go; as electric light came in, kerosene went; as the man with
NCM comes in, the man who lost vaIuable time condemning the man
who  showed  the  light  and  calling  it  the  bunk,  goes.  Its  the  law  of
compensation, the survival of the fittest, the principle of progress.
Chiropractic can ill-afford to lose a single man. We are sorry to lose
any.  Many  of  those  who  are  gone  were  good  men  worth  while.  But
instead of getting into step, they preferred to damn the man who made
progress possible, cuss the instrument which would have  saved  them,
and  challenge  the  motives  of  all  who  made  it  possible.  80  per  cent
took  the  tactics  that  drove  themselves  out.  We  stand  ready  now  to
help, to render aid, to save them against themselves.
THE HOUR HAS STRUCK for every man of that 80 per cent who
continues to alibi himself and his public about why he does not know
where pressures upon nerves are.
It  will  continue  to  strike  until  100  per  cent  of  Chiropractors  are
competent  to  render  an  intelligent  service  to  the  sick;  or  until  such
time as the sick get what they have a right to expect, now that it is at
our  commandand  that  includes  an  exacting  knowledge  of  where
pressures  upon  nerves  are,  and  how  to  release  them,  and  prove  it  by
positive assurances.
When we can build a 100 per cent profession composed of men and
women who will look forward and upward into the face of facts, learn
to  move  forward  and  upward  with  progressive  movements  without
alibiing, help build instead of condemning men and  motives,  then  we
will not lose any more of those 80 per cent of followers, because they
will hear what is  spoken  and  see  what  is  demonstrated  rather  than  be
deaf to reason and blinded by prejudice.
We  have  thousands  of  wonderful  people  in  our  profession  who  got
started off on the wrong foot. If they will change, there is  yet  time  to
save themselves.
The 20 per cent have saved themselves! Why not the 80 per cent?
(Fountain Head News, October 24, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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THE ALL-IMPORTANT BURNING
QUESTION
(Fountain Head News, November 2, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Diagnosis goes to the taproot of one thingthat is all. It goes to the
taproot of quality.
Let us divide diagnosis into its two branches:
(a) Symptomatology goes to taproot of quality of function.
(b) Pathology goes to taproot of quality of matter.
Think  over  every  question  you  can  possibly  ask  a  patient  on
symptomatology,  and  you  will  find  it  goes  to  taproot  of  quality  of
function. What kind of pain is it? Is it a sharp or dull pain; a burning
or itching; does it smart?
Diagnosis  of  blood,  sputum,  urine,  feces,  all  goes  to  taproot  of
quality of matter.
Beginning  and  ending  of  all  diagnosis  is  symptomatology  and
pathologyand there are no other branchesgo squarely to taproot of
quality of thing being seen, analyzed, or tested in laboratory.
Chiropractic  handles  this  subject  from  another  angle.  We  prefer
another termanalysis. Analysis goes to taproot of QUANTITY. We
have worked out families, species, equations. All three go to taproot of
QUANTITY.  When  we  talk  about  diphtheria,  we  talk  about  calorific
function.  When  we  talk  about  calorific  function,  we  talk  of  the
familyC-plus or C-minus. When we talk of diplegia, we are talking
of the family which is not thereM-plus or M-minus. In scarlet fever,
we are discussing fever and poison features and thinking of C-plus or
C-minus, E-plus or E-minus, because we are discussing QUANTITY.
Go  a  step  further  and  see  that  EVERY  INCOORDINATION  of  the
human body is based upon these nine primary functions, in some one
of its families, in some one of the endless
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combinations  of  its  species,  in  some  of  its  equations  as  in  plus  or
minus; then you can see that EVERY incoordination is based upon the
relative study of the function or the quantity of matter that is or is not.
Quantity of function is what determines QUALITY of that function.
QUANTITY  of  function  PREDETERMINES  QUALITY  of  that
function. Quantity of function present in a given quantity of matter is
what  predetermines  quality  of  function  which  is  passing  thru  that
matter.  Quantity  of  mental  impulses  going  thru  brain  is  what
predetermines quality of thot. Quantity of mental impulses going thru
digestive  system  predetermines  quality  of  digestive  function.
QUANTITY  of  mental  impulses  going  into  bowels  predetermines
QUALITY of that function which empties bowels. If there is too much
quantity of mental  impulses,  we  have  too  much  action.  If  there  is  not
enough QUANTITY,  then  there  is  not  enough  quality  of  action;  then
we  have  constipation.  Quality  is  consequent  to  quantity.  Quantity
predetermines quality, and quality never predetermines quantity.
What  predetermines  quantity?  Again  we  go  right  back  to  spine,  to
subluxation  with  its  interference  to  transmission.  That  determines
quantity.  Condition  of  spine  predetermines  quantity  of  transmission
flow. Quantity of transmission flow predetermines quality of function
in matter.
Let  us  make  it  more  clear.  What  is  it  that  makes  light  in  electric
globe? QUANTITY of electricity. If we got less electricity, would we
get  any  light?  And,  if  we  got  too  much  electricity,  what  would
happen?  Globe  burns  out.  That  is  a  simple  illustration,  but  it  is
obvious.
We  get  BACK  to  fundamentals.  At  which  end  are  you  going  to
beginquality  end  or  quantity  end?  Why  should  you  begin  at
quantity-producing  end?  Because  it  predetermines  quantity,  and
quantity  predetermines  quality.  You  go  back  to  causative  factor,  not
effective  factor.  If,  at  any  time,  you  need  approach  effective  factor,
why  should  you?  What  would  any  information  on  quality  factor
predetermine?  It  keeps  bringing  you  back  to  the  back;  back  to  the
spine. We cant get away from that fact.
A great fuss and stew is made by physicians. Is this case chickenpox
or smallpox? One physician says it is chickenpox,
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other says it is smallpox. Which is it? What difference does it make? It
is a study of quality. Who is to say what is red, carmine, or pink? Who
is to say what shades of color are? I have seen authorities dispute the
quality of colors. When we begin to argue over shades of colors, none
of  us  will  agree.  When  we  begin  to  argue  over  quality  of  matter  or
function,  we  are  bound  to  differ  with  each  other,  out  of  which  grows
endless complications. I doubt whether there are a half-dozen persons
in  this  room,  who,  turned  loose  on  any  certain  case,  would  agree  on
just what the shade of quality was, or quality of matter involved in that
case. That is why diagnosis can never be a sciencebecause the shade
of the quality in symptomatology they see is never alike, and no two of
us  look  at  the  same  thing  alike,  so  we  differ  on  the  shades  of  quality
that  may  exist  in  that  case.  And  when  it  comes  to  shades  of
QUANTITY that may be involved, we might be in serious dispute. If
there  were  no  scientific  factor  involved,  that  takes  the  dispute  out  of
the realm of guessing and gives us information scientifically.
(Fountain Head News, November 2, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
A PUZZLE AND HOW TO DEFEAT IT
(Fountain Head News, November 28, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The first of every month, there is one bill that comes that makes me
boil.  I  resent  every  $  that  must  be  checked  out.  Its  one  of  my  big
items and I get nothing for itthats the worst of it. If I could just feel
that I was getting something for my money, I could somewhat soothe
my injured and ruffled feelings in the matter.
This  bill  is  averaging  $600  a  month.  I  have  tried  to  figure  it  out,
what it is that I pay for, and I cannot. Nobody else can. I have tried to
have our buyer check up on what it is we buy, but we say the company
we  buy  from  never  has  and  never  will  deliver  anything.  He  is  an
expert  buyer,  but  this  is  an  item  we  never  see  anybody  unloading  at
the stock door, yet he okehs every bill every month.
This  is  one  account  that  somebody  is  slipping  something  over  on
him,  monthly.  When  I  call  him  to  account,  he  smiles,  shrugs  his
shoulders,  as  much  as  to  say  How  can  I  help  it?  and  then  walks
away.  If  anybody  else  tried  to  pull  that  kind  of  a  stunt  on  him,  their
bills would be refused credit.
What  this  is  that  I  pay  for,  I  dont  know.  Nobody  else  knows.  It
comes in, and I believe that it comes altho I cannot prove it, but how it
comes I do not know. Nobody else does. It is here, at least I think it is;
it seems to stay awhile, yet I am told that it cant stay and be here; and
then it leaves, altho I am told that it was never hereand all this I am
asked  to  take,  swallow  and  believe  in  good  faith  and  pay  for;  all  of
which  I  know  is  true  and  yet  I  cant  prove  any  of  it.  Neither  can
anybody else.
What it is I am paying for, nobody knows. I have seen some of it on
rare occasions. But, when I saw it, I was glad that I could SEE it for it
was  quite  a  ways  away.  I  know  I  get  it  delivered  to  us  yet  I  am  not
positive about even that. I just think so, altho I
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admit that I do think so quite strongly. The good money that I pay for
it  is  real  not  only  to  me  who  gives  it  but  to  the  fellow  who  takes  it.
And,  the  fellow  who  takes  my  money  for  what  he  gives  me  does  not
know that he is giving me anything, yet he takes my money, monthly,
for  something  he  does  not  know  he  has  given  me.  So  far  as  he  is
concerned, it is just a book transaction.
I have tried to trail this thing down. I have traveled from one place to
another; I have asked various men high up and they all laughed at me
for being so foolish as to try to find out what it is I pay for and dont
get; yet get and dont know.
I  ask  them,  Where  does  it  come  from,  that  which  comes  into  my
home, office and business? They say: I do not know. Neither does
the man who sells it to me. Neither does anybody else, for that matter.
Everybody seems to be in the dark, either with or without it; where it
comes from or goes to or what it does when it is or isnt.
I  have  gone  to  the  place  where  it  comes  in.  I  have  looked  to  see  it
coming. Do I see it? They show me just where it IS coming in. I look
again and see nothing. I stand there like an idiot. They laugh at me and
I  laugh  at  them.  We  are  both  sane  men  and  I  have  as  much  right  to
laugh at him as he at me. Neither one of us has anything on the other;
and  both  of  us  have  it  on  each  other  for  both  of  us  look,  one  says
Yes, the other says No and both are right and both are wrong.
Do I see it while it is here, in my home, office or business? No! Do I
see it go; for, like a friend it is constantly going everywhere to help me
conduct my business? No! And yet I have every reason to believe that
I get itfor a while at least, and yet I am told that it never hesitates for
even a second.
Any man is a darn fool to buy something he doesnt know what; pay
for something he knows not what; and keep on doing that for years
and  yet  I  do,  and  so  do  you  and  millions  of  others.  University
professors are no different than the insane in asylums in that respect.
I would like to take a bushel basket, a quart cup, a gallon can, a foot
rule  or  a  wagon  and  go  to  a  store  and  cart  some  of  it  home,  but  if  I
tried  to  do  this  I  would  be  laughed  at  as  being  a  moronat  least,
TODAY. I cant bring any of it into my home. It comes in
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without me. One minute I look all around and I do not see it. The next
second  I  look,  and  there  it  is.  And,  even  tho  looking  right  at  it,  and
seeing it, I dont see it. I couldnt take any of it out  of  my  house,  if  I
wished. It  goes  without  me  knowing  it.  One  minute  I  look  all  around
and there it is. The next, it is gone. And, even tho seeing it, it goes and
I cant see it go. It surely is slippery. And then, there are times when it
is here, when it isnt. That is it IS here, but nobody knows it. It is right
here  in  MY  home  and  I  am  reasonably  certain  it  is,  but  I  cant  prove
that it is or isnt.
Does  it  come  in  thru  doors,  windows,  skylights?  No!  How  does  it
come in? Thats what worries me, for I dont know.
What is this mysterious robber that robs me  of  $600  per  month  and
gives me nothing in return? It is ELECTRICITY!
I  hire  an  electrician,  he  comes,  lays  pipes  and  pulls  thru  wires.  He
sticks on globes, motors and fans on the ends of two of them. They are
strung  all  around,  all  over.  I  hire  this  labor,  I  pay  for  it.  I  buy  the
materialsthe globes, wires and motorsand ALL THIS BELONGS
TO  ME.  I  pay  for  them.  These  are  the  THINGS  that  I  KNOW
something about because they are personal property.
I  can  stretch  out  the  wire  and  measure  it  by  the  foot  or  mile.  I  can
measure  the  size  of  the  copper  and  weigh  it  on  the  scale.  I  can  buy
globes by the carton, count them, look them over and check the quality
of  the  materials  in  them.  The  motors  have  a  stated  size  with  which  I
can  agree.  All  this  IS  MATERIAL  SUBSTANCE  AND  IS  A
MATERIAL EVIDENCE OF SOMETHING I BUY AND PAY FOR.
But,  those  wires  are  useless;  those  globes  are  dead;  and  those
motors  are  lifeless  UNTIL  THAT  GREAT  UNKNOWN  slips  into,
thru  or  over  those  wires  to  those  globes  and  motors.  THAT  GREAT
UNKNOWN  IS  ELECTRICITYand  that  is  the  something  I  buy,
pay for, get, use, and cant see, and dont know what it is.
It comes, I turn it on or off, I burn it up at will and yet get more all
the  time,  subject  to  my  demand  and  command.  There  is  an  endless
reserve always ready for my instant service.
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So,  after  all,  when  I  pay  $600  a  month,  when  I  BUY  ELEC-
TRICITY,  I  AM  BUYING  SERVICE.  Twenty-four  hours  a  day,  365
days  a  year;  a  steady,  regular,  constant  CURRENT  OF  SERVICE  is
for  me  to  use  or  not  use.  I  have  a  full  quantity  OF  SERVICE
guaranteed, night or day.
And, thinking of SERVICE, spell it this way, SERVE US and that
is exactly what they are giving us and what we are paying for.
SERVICE  runs  my  motors,  SERVICE  gives  me  light,  anywhere,
anytime, all the time.
This SerVICE is being rendered nationally, everywhere. Telephones,
radio,  street  cars,  automobiles,  aeroplanes,  light,  presses.  WITHOUT
THIS SERVICE, the world would retrogress 1,000 years. Who would
want to live, today, WITHOUT THIS SERVICE?
If  I  were  inclined  to  pursue  the  same  style  of  reasoning  of  many
people I know, I should resent paying for this something the character
of which I didnt know. I could use my reason and refuse to pay for
SOMETHING  WHICH  I  WAS  NOT  THE  OWNER  OF.  I  could
refuse to pay for something that comes into my home, office or place
of  business,  which  I  WAS  COMPELLED  TO  USE,  WHICH  I
COULDNT POSSESS, OWN, FEEL  THE  PRIDE  OF  BEING  THE
OWNER  OF.  I  want  to  feel  that  whatever  I  buy,  that  I  pay  for,  IS
MINE to do with as I please, to use in any manner I desire.
Being  peeved  because  I  must  pay  for  something  because  I  couldnt
own  it,  wouldnt  get  me  anywhere,  because  I  MUST  HAVE  THAT
SERVICE,  for  without  it  my  phone  is  dead,  my  auto  wont  run,  my
lights are dark, my motors stand still, my business is paralyzed and if I
did  all  this  to  play  up  to  my  ego,  I  would  be  a  commercial  fool.
Without  THAT  SERVICE,  EVERYTHING  I  HAVE  ELECTRICAL
IS GOOD FOR NOTHING.
Seven  thousand  two  hundred  dollars  a  year  is  being  paid  FOR
ELECTRICITY.  ELECTRICITY  IS  SERVICE.  SERVICE  IS
ELECTRICITY.  Seven  thousand  two  hundred  dollars  a  year  FOR
ELECTRICAL  SERVICE.  The  most  of  YOU  are  doing  the  same
thing, in a smaller degree.
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Everything is all set, the house is wired, the juice is turned on. If I
never  use  it,  not  one  iota,  I  must  still  pay  a  certain  flat  rate,  a
minimum price because THE SERVICE was there ready for me IF I
DID  want  it.  That  I  dont  use,  or  need  or  want  THE  SERVICE  is  no
fault  of  theirs.  So,  I  pay  FOR  SERVICE  whether  I  use  it  or  not.
Service supplied, whether used or not, is service paid for.
I  suggest  that  we  combine  and  start  a  general  free-for-all  rumpus.
Lets  kick  up  a  little  insurrection  against  the  light  and  power
companies  for  CHARGING  US  SUCH  HIGH  RATES  MERELY
FOR  SERVICE.  Lets  pay  them  for  the  actual  cost  of  the  wires,
globes,  motors,  AND  THEN  REFUSE  TO  PAY  ANYTHING  FOR
SERVICE. That certainly would be fair. Lets insist, that anything we
pay  for  must  BELONG  TO  US.  Then,  they  may  leave  this  electricity
IN OUR HOUSE WHERE WE CAN SAY IT BELONGS TO ME!
and I can do with it as I please.
All in favor of this motion, say Aye!
Now  that  the  motion  is  carried,  suppose  we  appoint  a  committee  to
go down to the light and power companies and tell them that we have
passed  it.  We  will  give  them  a  piece  of  our  mind  and  tell  them  that
The  Amalgamated  International  Association  of  Disgruntled
Electricity Owners hereafter refuse to buy or pay for anything that we
cant own. That ought to bring down those outrageous prices they now
charge us, monthly, FOR SERVICE. The first cost of the wires, globes
and motors should be enough to make them rich.
If  we  MUST  pay  for  SERVICE  to  get  electricity,  then  well  insist
upon their giving us full title and possession so we can claim it in our
inventory of stock on hand. Of course, what we really want is to have
the  motors  run  and  the  globes  give  us  light,  WITHOUT  THE  HIGH
PRICE  THAT  GOES  WITH  THE  SERVICE;  and,  it  may  be  that
there  is  SOME  WAY  BY  WHICH  WE  CAN  GET  SERVICE
WITHOUT  PAYING  FOR  IT;  OR,  PAYING  FOR  IT,  GET  TITLE
TO  OWNERSHIP  IN  IT.  Anyhow,  thats  our  kick.  That  will  force
them  to  shut  down  their  plant  and  then  well  have  the  satisfaction  of
knowing that OUR RIGHTS WE PRIZE AND OUR LIBERTIES WE
WILL MAINTAIN!
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Then what! NO ELECTRICAL SERVICE.
Back  to  kerosene,  Hurrah!  We  can  OWN  that.  We  can  BUY
kerosene lamps and OWN THEM, by gosh! Hurrah again!
We may not be able to make kerosene slip our messages over wires,
nor can kerosene run our motors or fans, but gol-darn it all, WE OWN
IT and thats the BIG OBJECTIVE. Hurrah again!
I know kerosene has its disadvantages, but I also know that I can go
to a store AND BUY IT and after I have bought it, IT IS MINE. I can
own the can that it comes to my home in. I can own five whole gallons
of it. I know that it is greasy, stinky, dirty, but in spite of these factors
I  have  the  personal  satisfaction  in  knowing  that  even  tho  it  gets  my
hands greasy it IS MY GREASE that is doing it; even tho it stinks the
kitchen,  IT  IS  MY  STINK  TO  MAKE  as  often  as  I  please;  and  even
tho dirty it is MY KEROSENE that makes the dirt. I know that I will
have to clean the chimney from smoke every morning, BUT IT IS MY
CHIMNEY  AND  MY  DIRT  MADE  WITH  MY  KEROSENE  and
there is a satisfaction in all that. Its going to be a trifle inconvenient to
carry the lamp about from room to room, but while carrying the lamp
around I can rub the glass, and know that IT IS MINE; I can look thru
the  glass  and  see  the  kerosene,  every  drop  of  which  IS  MINE.  I  will
not, of course, get as much light from the kerosene lamp, but the light
that  I  DO  get  comes  from  a  lamp  and  a  kerosene  THAT  IS  MINE.
And, the members of The Amalgamated International Association of
Disgruntled  Electricity  Owners  would  rather  put  up  with  all  these
inconveniences  AND  OWN  THE  THINGS  WE  USE,  than  to  help
further  a  better  national  service  and  not  own  the  LIGHT  AND
POWER COMPANYS ELECTRICAL SERVICE we pay for.
(Fountain Head News, November 28, 1925, TWENTY-SIX YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
FACING FACTS
By W. B. Halsted, D.C.
(Fountain Head News, July 26, 1927, TWENTY-FOUR YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
RADIANT LIFE
I  wish  to  be  simple,  honest,  natural,  frank,  clean  in  mind,  in  body,
unaffectedready to say I do not know, if so it be; to meet all men  on
an  absolute  equalityto  face  any  obstacle  and  meet  every  difficulty
unafraid and unabashed.
I wish to live without hate, whim, jealousy, envy or fear. I wish others to
live their lives tooup to their highest and best.
To  that  end  I  pray  that  I  may  never  meddle,  dictate,  interfere,  give
advice that is not asked for, nor assist when my service is not needed.
If  I  can  help  people,  I  will  do  it  by  giving  them  a  chance  to  help
themselves;  and  if  I  can  uplift  or  inspire,  let  it  be  by  example,  inference
and suggestion, rather than by injunction and dictation.
I desire to radiate Life.
Elbert Hubbard.
In  the  same  light  or  spirit  that  our  beloved  Abraham  Lincoln  had
when  he  framed  that  famous  phrase:  With  malice  toward  none,  but
with charity to all, this article is being composed.
And  it  is  with  the  hope  that  my  labors  may  awaken  the  mysterious
qualities  of  the  human  Chiropractors  mind,  that  the  science  of
Chiropractic  may  receive  justice  from  the  minds,  the  hearts  and  the
hands of its people.
Pray  tell  me  what  is  that  which  tears  away  at  my  vitals  and  keeps
urging  me  on  and  on  to  compose  this  article  that  those  who  run  may
read.  In  fact,  isnt  it  very  much  out  of  the  ordinary  for  any  one  to  sit
down  and  spend  hours  of  his  time  in  an  effort  to  write  a  narrative
covering his own personal convictions; especially when one has never
been convicted of a crime before the courts of justice?
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them  all.  Neither  will  I  attempt  to  give  the  various  reasons  that  may
enter into the minds of those who read. But with fourteen
The human mind is composed of many mysterious qualities. In fact,
they  are  so  numerous  that  time  will  not  permit  me  to  analyze  years
experience  in  the  field  of  Chiropractic  it  is  reasonable  for  me  to
believe  that  the  one  foremost  to  enter  the  minds  of  the  majority  who
read  it,  is:  My  acts  and  deeds  are  being  controlled  by  other
personalities foreign to my own.
Your thoughts or reasons can be what they may, but if the writer was
not  conscious  of  the  wrong  decisions  made  in  the  past,  this  article
would not be apropos. Facing facts, the writer willingly concedes that
he  has  been  accessory  to  acts  and  deeds  in  the  past  that  have  proven
detrimental to the principles of Chiropractic.
He concedes further, that his acts and deeds have done considerable
to break down the morals of the profession.
Further,  that  to  remain  silent  will  not  only  prolong  the  chaos  that
prevails,  but  will  keep  the  profession  in  darkness  of  those  facts  that
should and must be faced if we are anxious to get at the taproot of the
misunderstandings in our ranks.
Further,  having  been  a  student  of  Chiropractic  fourteen  years,  there
is  no  doubt  in  the  writers  mind  that  the  principles  of  Chiropractic,
when  properly  applied,  do  eliminate  the  primary  cause  of  disease.
Therefore it is a personal duty to lend a hand that those principles may
be preserved in their purity for posterity.
Therefore,  with  malice  toward  none  and  with  justice  to  all
Chiropractors  and  to  the  principles  of  Chiropractic,  and  with  a
personal desire to have those principles preserved in their purity for a
sick world, I have resolved to write this history of facts covering some
six  or  seven  years  of  my  activities  in  the  N.  Y.  State  Chiropractic
Society.
Before going  further  with  the  story  I  want  to  make  this  statement.  I
know  that  the  State  Society  has  done  a  great  many  things  for  the
Science  of  Chiropractica  great  many  constructive  things.  It  is
unnecessary  to  argue  that  question  for  everybody  willingly  concedes
that fact.
Also,  the  writer  is  aware  of  this  fact:  that  for  several  years  he  was
placed in a position of trust. One where his colleagues de-
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posed confidence in him as a man of integrity. So it is natural for him
to  assume  that  they  thought  that  whatever  transpired  in  the  board
meetings was perfectly legitimate.
On  the  other  hand,  I  do  know  that  the  State  Society  has  advocated
policies in the past which, had they been carried to completion, would
have  ruined  Chiropractic  in  the  State  of  N  Y.  And  from  the
information  given  me  by  the  members  of  that  Society,  it  continues  to
advocate the same policies.
The  advocating  of  such  policies  was  the  principal  cause  of  my
withdrawing my support from said society. Therefore, I feel that I am
in  duty  bound  to  face  these  facts.  The  question  that  apparently  arises
in the minds of many of my former associates is Why this change of
attitude?  Very  well,  in  my  effort  to  face  facts,  I  hope  that  it  will  be
possible  for  me  to  answer  that  question  with  a  full  degree  of
satisfaction.
Going into the history of facts, I have every reason to believe that the
records  will  show  that  from  1917  to  about  1921  the  State  Society
carried  on  a  good  clean  fight.  Every  effort  was  made  to  get  the
Chiropractic  bill  passed  legitimately.  During  that  time  the  State
Society did succeed in getting a bill passed in  both  houses  by  a  good
majority.  When  it  came  up  before  the  Governor  he  vetoed  it  on  the
grounds that it did not give to the Board of Regents the proper control
of  Chiropractic  schools  and  examinations,  plainly  speaking,  the
general supervision of Chiropractic in the State of New York.
Naturally  the  defeat  was  discouraging  to  us  all.  In  an  effort  to
complete  or  prevent  a  similar  condition,  the  bill  was  redrafted  giving
the  Board  of  Regents  supervision  of  examinations.  And  there  were
other  changes  which  were  deemed  advisable  in  order  that  all
objections  might  be  agreeably  overcome.  During  the  year  1921  some
of the members conceived of the idea that the only way we could ever
obtain legislation in New York State would be to play politics.
Apparently with that idea in mind, previous to the convening of  the
legislature of 1922, there was presented a political proposition for the
consideration  of  the  Board.  The  politicians  name  that  was  presented
was considered to be a wizard in his line. All that would be necessary
for the Board to do was to place him
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on  the  pay  roll  of  the  State  Society  for  $1000.  He  would  then  go  out
and make a survey of the political situation in the state. If he reported
favorably  there  would  be  only  one  thing  more  for  us  to  worry  over;
that  was  to  raise  the  sufficient  amount  of  money;  in  other  words  a
Slush  Fund,  and  then  Chiropractic  legislation  would  come  forward
without another struggle.
This  proposition  did  not  meet  with  the  approval  of  the  Board  of
Directors,  in  fact  I  feel  safe  in  saying  that  had  it  been  put  to  a  vote
when  all  were  present,  it  would  have  been  defeated.  But  the
proposition  was  not  presented  till  late  Sunday  evening,  and  before  it
could be put to a vote, it was necessary for several of us to leave that
we might get trains home in time for business on Monday morning.
I  do  recall  that  before  leaving  the  meeting  there  was  considerable
opposition  presented  urging  that  it  be  tabled  until  some  future
meeting.  Several  days  following,  I  received  through  the  mail  a  note
from the State Society Headquarters reading something like this: Do
you  approve  of  the  proposition  presented  by  the  Doctor  at  our  Board
meeting?  This  note  was  written  on  a  piece  of  plain  paper  with  no
signature attached. The reason given for this was in case any of them
should  become  lost  in  the  mail,  they  could  not  be  traced  back  to  the
sender.  Plainly  speaking  this  was  camouflage;  apparently  afraid  that
the  world  might  learn  that  the  State  Society  was  fostering  ideas  that
were not legitimate.
I can not say whether this propaganda  was  acted  upon  favorably  by
the  majority  of  the  Board  of  Directors.  The  records  will  show  that  I
opposed  it  from  the  beginning.  Further  I  took  the  trouble  to  write  a
letter  that  I  might  explain  why  I  objected  to  such  policies  being
introduced into the state Society program then or at any future period.
Regardless of that fact, the politician was engaged and was sent out
on his errand of investigating the political situation in N. Y. State, for
which he received $1000 of the State Societys money.
Now,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  look  back  and  see  if  the  introducing  of
these  policies  strengthened  the  personnel  of  the  State  Society.  The
records are there, and for the first time the N. Y. State Medical Society
succeeded in getting their bill passed by both
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houses up to the Governor for his signature. What were the results?
Those  who  were  in  the  state  at  that  time  can  well  remember  the
efforts  that  were  put  forth  and  the  large  sums  of  money  that  were
expended  in  order  that  the  Governor  might  be  persuaded  to  veto  the
act. Taking everything into consideration, I feel safe in saying that that
session of the legislature was the most expensive one which the State
Society had ever had up to that time. It took several of the long green
out of our pockets before the performance was over.
For  future  reference  it  seems  advisable  for  me  to  mention  some  of
the  mutual  agreements  that  existed  among  the  Board  members.
Possibly  the  records  will  show  that  this  particular  phase  was  acted
upon by the Directors while in session. Managing State Society affairs
is  not  the  most  pleasant  task  in  the  world.  There  are  times  when
conditions arise such that it is difficult for the members to really know
what  is  the  best  way  to  handle  them  and  at  the  same  time  avoid
showing any partiality.
From  about  1917  on,  the  school  situation  in  N.  Y.  State  presented
some rather trying problems for the Board to solve. There were several
schools  located  in  the  metropolis  the  heads  of  which  desired  to  have
voice  in  the  management  of  the  State  Society,  especially  at  our  state
convention.
There  were  times  when  the  business  sessions  were  nearly  all  taken
up  by  the  various  schools  arguing  what  qualifications  should  be
required  of  the  students;  also,  what  would  be  standard  curricula  for
Chiropractic  schools.  It  may  seem  that  this  was  not  such  a  difficult
problem, but if you had been present at the state convention to witness
the  argument  you  could  better  understand  the  apparently  unnecessary
commotion  they  did  create.  And  this  had  to  be  endured  by  the  other
members of the convention.
I recall one occasion in particular when it became necessary to order
them out of the hall if they wished to continue their debate. In view of
those facts and  the  reoccurrence  of  similar  conditions  year  after  year,
the Board considered that some action was necessary to eliminate the
confusion  from  the  floor  of  the  convention.  It  seemed  that  to  allow
such  performances  to  continue  would  detract  interest  so  that  other
members would not care to attend.
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The  Directors  finally  decided  that  the  only  way  that  the  problem
could  be  handled  without  showing  partiality  to  any  school  was  to
ignore them all. So they did not even ask any of the Presidents of the
schools to appear on the platform to address the convention. That may
not have been the proper solution of this particular problem; in fact as
time progressed, this policy proved detrimental; but after considerable
discussion, it apparently seemed at that time the only conceivable way.
Another  fact  that  I  would  like  to  bring  out  at  this  point  is  the
following:  there  seemed  to  be  always  a  strong  opposition  to  one
particular  Chiropractic  school  and  the  representative  thereof.  The
reason for this I have never been fully able to comprehend, especially
since it is generally conceded by the majority of all Chiropractors that
this school and man have done more to develop, promote and  protect
the science of Chiropractic than any of the rest.
Regardless of that fact there have always been certain individuals in
N.  Y.  State  who  were  so  bitter  toward  him  that  they  would  willingly
fight with any one who would even dare to mention his name.
Why the opposition? Why the prejudice? Why the bitter feeling?
Pardon  this  personal  reference,  but  I  am  conscious  of  my  past
actions  and  deeds  and  further  feel  that  they  have  had  a  tendency  to
widen  the  gap  of  misunderstanding.  Therefore  it  would  seem
permissible for me to express my personal reasons regarding this fact.
Laying  aside  all  personalities  and  the  various  other  unpleasant
features  which  have  entered  into  the  Chiropractic  equation,  let  us
concentrate  our  minds  on  the  past  and  the  future  welfare  of
Chiropractic.
Now, dont you sincerely believe that Chiropractic is a true science,
art  and  philosophy?  Are  its  principles  worthy  of  your  utmost  respect,
your  most  sincere  consideration  and  your  loyal  and  honest  support?
Dont  you  really  believe  that  if  every  Chiropractor  in  the  world  were
making  diligent  study  of  those  principles  together  with  a  proper
application  of  the  same,  we  could  do  more  to  solve  the  true  cause  of
disease than by any other method or art of healing?
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Then supposing we were all practicing what we preach, wouldnt we
be giving mighty strong support to the development and protection of
the Chiropractic principles?
To  better  illustrate  the  significance  of  the  above  paragraph,  permit
me to cite you only one experience that I recently had with one of my
patients  a  few  months  ago.  This  gentleman  brought  his  mother  to  me
for  adjustments.  She  had  been  in  search  of  health  for  the  past  five
years  without  avail.  By  diligent  study  and  the  proper  application  of
Chiropractic,  she  is  now  enjoying  comparatively  good  health.
Recently  he  brought  his  wife  to  me  for  adjustments;  she  had  been  in
search  of  health  for  the  past  thirteen  years.  In  our  conversation  I
portrayed some of the difficulties under which the Chiropractor had to
work.  That  is  to  say,  we  were  compelled  to  take  the  medical  mens
failures  in  order  to  win  success.  Yes,  said  he,  I  was  wondering  if
you,  Doc,  would  think  that  I  intend  to  bring  all  the  medical  mens
failures up here to get well.
True those are just the conditions under which Chiropractic has had
to  build  for  the  past  thirty  years.  And  after  studying  the  Chiropractic
situation  for  a  number  of  years,  I  am  firmly  convinced  that  the  true
cause  of  the  many  unpleasant  features  that  have  entered  into  the
Chiropractic situation is due to this fact.
There  is  none  of  us  who  can  fully  appreciate  the  sacrifices  and
heartaches  that  this  man  B.J.  had  to  endure  while  developing,
promoting  and  protecting  the  art,  science  and  philosophy  of
Chiropractic.
If my convictions are true, who then, has  done  more  to  break  down
the morale of the profession?  That  old  saying  Man  is  his  own  worst
enemy would seem most appropriate, only I prefer to change it to fit
the occasion: Chiropractors are their own worst enemies.
Before entering into another phase of this history of facts, I  wish  to
mention some  of  the  unjust  criticism  which  has  been  promulgated  on
various occasions regarding the Yes, yes men of the profession.
Truly  it  is  a  crime  for  the  manner  in  which  this  criticism  has  been
hurled at one particular group of Chiropractors. It has
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been  of  such  a  nature  that  it  may  have  had  a  tendency  to  make  some
feel  that  there  was  only  one  group  of  Yes,  yes  men  in  the  entire
world.
But  as  we  reconsider  the  idea,  you  must  concede  that  every  group,
whether  it  be  national,  international,  or  local  must  have  its  Yes,  yes
men. If not, there would not be many bills passed by Congress, State
Legislatures  or  any  of  the  other  various  organizations  that  are  in
session.
Speaking  from  practical  experience,  the  N.  Y.  State  Chiropractic
Society  has  had  its  Yes,  yes  men,  otherwise  there  would  not  have
been much progress in the Society.
We have now arrived at a period in history which has been properly
named:  The  Great  Divide.  Apparently,  up  to  this  time,  conditions  in
the Society had been going along quite harmoniously. So much so that
all  of  the  illegitimate  transactions  had  been  kept  comparatively  quiet
for  fear  that  if  they  became  generally  known,  they  would  have  a
tendency to cause confusion or disrupt the state organization.
Most everybody then believed that legislation  was  the  one  and  only
thing which was needed to protect the future of Chiropractic. Many of
us who were in N. Y. State and busy with our individual practice did
not  have  the  time  or  opportunity  to  study  the  Chiropractic  situation
from  a  national  view-point.  Therefore  our  minds  were  very  much
self-centered  upon  local  conditions,  striving  to  compete  with  them  to
the best of our knowledge and belief.
The  legislative  session  of  1922  having  closed,  also  the  Bloom-
field-Latin  Bill  having  been  vetoed  by  the  Governor,  our  minds  were
then  directed  towards  the  annual  convention  which  was  to  be  held  in
New York City.
Bear  in  mind  to  maintain  harmony,  we  had  agreed  not  to  allow  the
Presidents of any of the schools to appear on the convention platform.
Understand,  I  sincerely  believe  those  agreements  were  made  in  good
faith.
Now,  while  the  Chiropractors  of  New  York  were  busying  them-
selves  with  local  conditions,  there  had  been  a  group  who  had  been
studying the Chiropractic situation nationally. After due consideration,
this national group decided that there should be some radical changes
made  in  the  policies  that  had  been  followed  for  the  past  six  or  seven
years. The spokesman chosen for this
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national  group  was,  most  assuredly,  the  only  national  leader  that
Chiropractic has ever had: B. J. Palmer.
The national  group  realized  that  the  policies  which  they  had  agreed
upon to introduce into the profession were vastly different from those
which  had  been  previously  followed.  Therefore,  in  an  effort  to  avoid
any  misunderstanding  in  the  presentation  of  the  same,  several  weeks
previous  to  the  annual  convention  of  1922,  B.J.  tried  in  vain  for  the
privilege of coming before the annual convention. This was desired in
order that he himself or some other national representative might come
before  the  assembly  and  explain  these  policies  and  the  reasons  why
they deemed it imperative to make such drastic changes.
It  is  unnecessary  for  me  to  comment  upon  the  disposition  that  was
made  of  this  request  except  for  the  information  of  those  who  are  not
familiar with this particular phase of the situation, so I will merely say
that it was not granted. The reason for this may  have  been  due  to  the
mutual agreement made by the Board of Directors.
Or  it  may  have  been  due  to  the  bitter  feeling  and  prejudice  that
previously  prevailed  toward  B.J.  and  The  P.S.C.  There  always  has
been  plenty  of  that,  the  reason  or  intent  of  which  I  could  not
comprehend.
Time will not permit me, neither does it seem essential to enter into a
discussion  of  the  various  phases  of  this  national  program.  True,  it
contains  many  illustrations  or  features  in  an  effort  to  portray  the  dire
need for these drastic changes.
But those apparent prophecies, as of old, have gone on unheeded by
myself  as  well  as  by  many  of  my  former  associates  and  colleagues,
and  it  is  beyond  my  comprehension  to  say  which  one  of  the  many
phases is the most important.
For  convenience  sake,  I  desire  to  lay  emphasis  on  those  that  have
had  the  most  to  do  with  my  change  of  attitude.  After  studying  this
Chiropractic  situation  nationally,  this  group  realized  that  there  were
many  different  opinions  being  introduced  into  the  science  of
Chiropractic.
These  principles  were  becoming  so  badly  contaminated  with  other
things foreign to them, that the fundamental principles of Chiropractic
were fast losing their identity.
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Then  in  their  national  study  of  affairs  they  were  brought  to  realize
that the legislation which had been obtained in the various states of the
union  was  failing  to  preserve  those  principles  in  their  purity  for
posterity.
B.J.,  in  his  deliberations  over  those  outstanding  features,  willingly
concedes  that  the  national  group  were  partially  to  blame  for  the  then
undesirable conditions that existed in the profession.
He concedes that a few years previous, this national group deemed it
advisable  to  take  into  our  state  organization  all  those  who  claimed  to
be Chiropractors, believing in so doing, that  those  Chiropractors  who
had  received  the  proper  schooling  might  help  to  educate  those  who
had  been  less  fortunate  and  had  failed  to  obtain  the  proper
Chiropractic education.
But, as time went on, they became aware of this fact that instead of
this  plan  working  for  the  best  interests  of  Chiropractic,  it  had  proven
detrimental.
Another  phase  which  I  wish  to  comment  upon  is  the  way  state
organizations  were  managed  in  order  that  harmony  might  prevail
among all Chiropractors; for instance, that political trickery which has
been  previously  mentioned.  It  was  handled  with  secrecy  for  reasons
already given. Then,  as  we  get  further  into  this  history  of  facts,  other
features  will  be  brought  to  light  which  were  handled  in  a  similar
manner.
Apparently this was for no other reason than a desire to get revenge
on this national group who had faced these facts and who were eager
to lay them before our state Society for consideration. To deliberate on
this  national  program  further  is  of  great  importance,  but  it  would
require  considerable  thought  on  the  part  of  the  writer,  and  more  time
than he can now afford to devote to it.
Now,  to  expedite  this  article,  also  to  briefly  sum  up  the  entire
program, the motives of it were for no other purpose than to bring the
Chiropractic profession to a full realization of these facts. And with a
greater  desire  to  get  the  Chiropractors  to  assist  in  the  preservation  of
those principles in their purity for posterity.
It  is  generally  conceded  that  the  school  of  experience  is  the  most
valuable teacher. Regardless of this fact, and in spite of the
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fact  that  B.J.  had  put  in  over  twenty  years  studying  the  Chiropractic
situation  from  every  angle,  his  judgment  was  not  taken  into
consideration.
Instead  of  considering  the  validity  of  his  judgment  many  Chiro-
practors,  myself  included,  took  the  liberty  to  repudiate  his  judgment,
and in opposing him I am aware of this fact that many statements were
made  which  were  farfetched  from  their  real  intent  and  from  the  real
plan of the program which the national group desired to introduce into
the profession.
Should you wish to go back  over  the  records,  you  will  find  that  the
writer of this article was  among  the  first  to  oppose  these  policies.  He
not only offered his own personal objections but urged his colleagues
to  do  likewise.  Indeed,  he  took  every  opportunity  to  spread  this
opposition  near  and  far  in  N.  Y.  State,  and  in  other  states  as  well,
going  as  far  west  as  Davenport,  Iowa,  breeding  contempt  into  the
minds of all those Chiropractors with whom he made personal contact.
For any one to face facts is truly an unpleasant task even when at his
best.  And  to  be  compelled  to  alter  ones  position  after  facing  facts
requires  still  further  courage.  It  does  not  bring  an  over  amount  of
consolation to ones mind except his personal desire to live up to that
philosophy which Mother taught to be the best policy: Honesty. Then,
if one cares to be honest with his fellow man or any great principle, he
must first deal honestly with himself.
Recognition  of  this  truth,  together  with  several  more  years  in  the
school  of  experience  have  brought  me  to  realize  that  many  of  the
prophecies made in the national program of 1922 are now becoming a
reality. Thus it has become increasingly more evident that  not  only  is
Honesty the best policy, but that it is the only policy that wins.
Therefore in the light of all this, I do not hesitate to declare that my
previous  acts  and  influence  upon  others  (although  put  forth  in  good
faith at that time) were nevertheless unfortunate.
Now  the  reason  for  this  is  due  to  the  fact  that  after  studying  the
national  program  further,  it  dawned  on  me  that  it  was  not  being
fostered with the intent of depriving any one of his personal privileges.
Nor was it advanced for any personal animosity
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expecting  it  to  create  a  greater  amount  of  interest  for  any  particular
individual or Chiropractic institution.
Contrary  to  this  apparent  belief,  some  few  years  ago  the  whole
program  was  sponsored  to  protect  a  great  principle,  moral  and
otherwise.  Therefore,  realizing  this,  I  cannot  sanction  my  previous
position,  for,  in  the  first  place  it  would  jeopardize  a  moral  principle,
further, it would jeopardize the true principles of Chiropractic, thirdly,
it would infringe upon the rights of those who practice it, and finally,
it  would  jeopardize  the  personal  liberty  of  the  sick  to  get  well  by  the
method of their choice.
W. B. HALSTED, D.C.
(Fountain Head News, July 26, 1927, TWENTY-FOUR YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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CHAPTER 63
The Story Of
AN ANSWER TO THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS
QUESTIONED PRIOR ARTS RIGHTS
(Fountain Head News, August 11, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The prior arts rights question is not a new one. It was not born today
to meet a new problem of today. The courts of this country have faced
the prior arts rights question ever since the Magna Charta  established
the  fundamental  method  of  jurisprudence  of  this  country.  The  courts
have faced it in every issue of paramount importance that has reached
to it for a final adjudication of the warring theories or so-called rights
with  which  men  dispute  between  themselves.  Land  rights,  water
rights, copyright, patent rights, scientific rights are all prior arts rights
which our country has been settling in cases in every state in our union
from the beginning of our government. That Chiropractors do not like
it, now, does not and cannot change it. That it is now squarely before
the  chiropractors  and  is  beginning  to  gain  entrance  into  their
consciousness is no reason it is new.
We  who  have  understood  this  problem  have  been  consistently  for
over 30 years trying to arouse our profession to a clear understanding
of  it.  We  have  consistently  approached  this  problem,  first  one  way,
then  another,  under  many  headings,  in  many  formsalways  coming
back  to  the  issue  that  differences  in  sciences  must  be  genuine
differences  if  they  deserve  to  have  a  difference  established  in  law.
While  this  is  good  common  sense,  it  is  good  common  law  and
therefore  has  been  established  as  good  legislative  law  as  well  as
interpretative  or  construed  law  by  our  Higher  Courts.  The  only  thing
new  about  this  propaganda  is  that  some  of  the  minds  in  our
profession are just beginning to understand its importance.
The paper which questions this issue says: Briefly stated, this bluff
and  bluster  about  prior  arts  rights  amounts  to  this:  We  are  solemnly
assured  that  we  are  about  to  be  exterminated  for  having  dared  to
invade the sacred and purely private practices of
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the medical man and the osteopath. I have stated that the courts have
stated what are the defining and confining lines. I have stated that the
courts state that anything that is medicine belongs to the medical man.
I  have  stated  that  the  courts  state  that  any  person  who  desires  to
practice  medicine  can  do  so  under  such  conditions,  rules  and
regulations as will be laid down by medical men. I have stated that our
courts have said that much that many chiropractors are doing is the
practice  of  medicine.  I  have  stated  that  our  courts  have  stated  that  if
any  Chiropractor  wishes  to  practice  medicine  he  can  do  so  under
jurisprudence  laid  down  by  the  medical  statutes,  medical  boards  and
medical legal rulings. If it is true that 90 per cent of the Chiropractors
are practicing 90 per cent of medicine according to the rulings of our
courts; if it is true that they can do all this under a medical board; and,
if  it  is  true  that  they  must  go  under  a  medical  board  and  a  medical
license  and  a  medical  education  to  gain  the  prior  arts  rights  to  do  all
thisif  that  constitutes  extermination  then  I  am  ready  to  concede
the statement as being a correct interpretation upon my statement.
Just where our informant got the idea that physiotherapy was ever a
part of the practice of medicine, in the definite legal sense of that term,
we  are  not  told.  I  have  stated  that  when  questions  of  differences  of
sciences  finally  reach  the  Supreme  Courts,  they  decide  the  question
according to principles involved. The courts have repeatedly held that
diagnosis,  treatment  of  disease  by  the  use  of  stimulative  or  inhibitive
methods  constitutes  the  practice  of  medicine.  If  physiotherapy  or
any of its methods uses the principles of stimulation or inhibition, then
it  is  purely  a  question  of  the  practice  of  medicine  within  the  legal
rulings handed down in thousands of cases.
The  author  of  that  article  quotes  certain  sections  from  the
Washington  (District  of  Columbia)  introduced  bill.  In  them  he  cites
certain sections. Legislators can write  anything  they  please,  introduce
them  as  acts,  and  even  pass  them  as  statutes.  They  are  not  law,
however,  until  such  a  time  as  the  Higher  Courts  have  interpreted,
construed  and  tested  the  constitutionality  of  those  things  written  into
acts  and  passed  as  legislation  by  legislators.  Any  person  can  quote
sections  of  proposed  legislation  in  rebuttal  to  any  thing,  but  when  I
quote  Supreme  Courts,  there  is  no  further  word.  Prior  arts  rights  are
not based upon sections of pro-
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posed legislation, neither are they based upon passed legislation. They
are  based  upon  the  construction  passed  upon  such  bills  after  they
reach the supreme courtsa subject totally ignored by the person who
questions this subject.
In  one  part  of  Dr.  Hayes  argument,  he  quotes:  Here  is  what  a
typical Basic Science Bill, the one some folks lost so much sleep over,
says about physiotherapy and then he quotes two provisions out of a
proposed bill, one that was introduced in the Congress at Washington.
He  calls  it  a  Bill.  It  isnt.  It  is  a proposed  bill.  Anybody  can  write
anything into a proposed bill. But, quoting a proposed bill and quoting
a bill as passed are quite two different values. And, even tho this were
a  passed  bill,  it  is  still  far  from  having  its  value  tested  until  the
Supreme Court has passed upon its construction. The Backwash deals
entirely with the opinions of Supreme Courts, not with proposed bills.
This  mans  mental  processes  of  approaching  this  problem  are  as
follows:  Having  quoted  two  sections  of  this  proposed  bill,  he  says:
That rather lets the wind out of the basic science portion or prior arts
rights,  doesnt  it?  Instead  of  trying  to  include  (italics  his)
physiotherapy,  etc.,  in  the  practice  of  (drug)  medicine  and  surgery,  it
specifically excludes them. It puts them right where they belong, under
the  law,  as  the  common  property  of  all  healers,  and  the  special
property  of  none.  The  A.M.A.  lawyers  know  some  law.  All  of  this
might  have  been  true,  if  the  proposed  bill  was  a  statute  on  the  law
books  and  had  been interpreted  as  final  law  by  the  Supreme  Court
none  of  which  has  occurred.  Basing  entire  conclusion  on  a  proposed
bill  that  has  not  passed  any  legislative  body  is  a  weak  argument
especially when Supreme Courts have repeatedly held  to  the  contrary
provisions of its proposed conditions.
This  prior  arts  rights  artist  tells  us  vehemently  that  the  practice  of
Chiropractic  consists  of  finding  and  adjusting  vertebral  subluxations,
nothing more, nothing less. I have stated that the Supreme Courts so
hold. I have further stated that it would make little difference whether
I  held  that  or  not,  whether  he  does  or  not,  whether  any  of  us  agreed
with  it  or  totally  disagreed  with  all  of  itthe  Supreme  Courts  have
spoken and they have so held.
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the courts of last resort have long since decreed that  any  and  all
things  whatsoever  that  are  done  to  determine  the  physical  state  of  a
patient or any part of him, especially with a view of basing any sort of
remedial  measures  upon  findings  thus  arrived  at,  are  Diagnosis,
altogether regardless of what name or names may be used to describe
the  process  employed.  To  this  statement  of  facts.  I  have  totally
agreed; but, in the same breath I have totally discounted it as only part
of  the  total  of  the  truth  on  this  question.  When  acts  are  being
questioned  on  their  constitutionality,  having  been  raised  because  of  a
conviction  based  upon  a  criminal  action  in  violation  of  a  statute,  I
have  thoroly  agreed.  But  this  man  does  not  state  that  there  is  also
another  side  to  this  questionthe  mal-practice  issuewherein  issues
are raised based upon scientific differences existing between sciences,
wherein the questions of schools and what constitutes a practice are
being tried. This writer totally ignores  the issue that is the issue in the
case, upon which all prior arts rights questions arise and are settled by
the higher courts.
Our questioner argues that portion of his justification at great length.
So  far  as  he  goes,  on  one  half  of  the  question  he  is  right.  Now  if  he
would  but  state  the  other  half,  blend  them  together  and  get  his
common legal denominator, he would reach the truth and all that truth.
Our  questioner  makes  another  good  point.  He  says  there  are  two
definitions of the practice of medicine.  1st.  The  practice  of  medicine,
in statutory definition. 2nd. The practice of medicine as triable in court
under  that  defining  clause.  In  the  trials  of  such  criminal  actions,  it
matters not to the court what you did; if you did anything at all to heal
or  cure  the  sick,  regardless  of  method,  you  will  be  convicted  of
practicing medicine. To prove his contention the Prosecutor  will  read
some  Supreme  Court  decisions  to  prove  what  the  law  is  upon  that
question.  The  court  will  instruct  the  jury  what  the  Supreme  Courts
have held the law to be. There is only one definition of the practicing
of medicine and that is the law.
The  definition  is  not  made  for  the  purpose  of  guarding  anybodys
prior arts rights, but solely for a line of demarcation to prevent healers
from  using  methods  in  which  they  have  not  had  the  required
preparation.  And  this  is  one  of  the  truest  statements  made  in  that
paper. It is the Supreme Courts which draw
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these  lines  of  demarcation  to  prevent  one  group  of  practitioners  from
trespassing  and  stealing  the  principles  and  practices  of  another  group
of practitioners, because if there were no lines of  demarcation  clearly
defined  and  confined  there  could  be  no  restrictions  or  prohibitions  to
those who were not properly qualified.
The  idea  that  the  law  would  forbid  you  to  study  and  use  these
things is the most perfect piece of absurdity on record. The Supreme
Courts do not and cannot forbid any person studying anything. But the
Supreme  Courts  have  seen  fit  to  draw  keen  cut  lines  of  differences
between  principles  and  practices  of  one  profession  from  another,  to
confine  each  to  his  own,  to  protect  the  public  from  incompetent
practices of either. If this be absurd then make the most of it.
The citation of the osteopath in this equation is well taken. Wherever
the  question  of  what  an  osteopath  does  has  been  passed  upon  on  the
civil side of the question in mal-practice cases and has been construed
by the Supreme Court, then the decisions have been squarely in favor
of  the  fact  that  if  the  osteopath  did  nothing  BUT  osteopathy  he  was
safely  within  his  prior  arts  rights.  And,  if  he  went  outside  of  the
bounds  of  osteopathy  and  trespassed  and  stole  the  medical  principles
and  practices,  then  he  was  convicted  of  trespassing  and  stealing  the
prior arts rights of others.
I am convinced that that article, purporting to have been written by a
Chiropractor,  was  not  so  written.  A  copy  of  this  article  in  an  earlier
form was taken to some local lawyer, who might otherwise be a good
attorney, knows but little about the law on this specialized subject and
rambled on in giving an offhand opinion which contains just about as
much  truth  as  does  any  attorneys  off-hand  opinion  until  he  has
briefed the entire question thoroughly.
The West Virginia Chiropractors Association has so far issued two
numbers.  The  first  contained  a  lengthy  article  entitled  The  Truth
About  Prior  Arts  Rights.  I  read  and  studied  his  article  carefully.  If
Supreme  Courts  were  wrong,  and  Dr.  Hayes  could  point  out  where
they  were  wrong,  or  where  I  was  wrong  in  quoting  the  principles  of
Supreme Courts, then I am as anxious to know that as he is to prove it
to the Chiropractic profession. This is the first and only article, written
by anybody, that attempts to
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discuss the prior arts rights question as it pertains to Chiropractic, pro
or con. Dr. Hayes is the first man who has taken issue with the facts,
notwithstanding I have appeared before some thirty State Chiropractic
conventions  and  some  fifty  other  groups  of  Chiropractors,  over  a
period of two years, many of whom had their attorneys there to prove
the  position  I  would  present  as  untenable.  It  is  to  be  said  to  their
judgment that long before I was through they admitted the legal issues
raised  were  sound,  that  they  could  not  challenge  the  Supreme  Court
issues  and  so  reported  back  to  their  various  associations.  After
analyzing  Dr.  Hayes,  article  carefully,  I  can  see  where  anybody  who
did not study ALL the truth could be misled by his statements of half-
truths. I even went so far as to  start  writing  an  article  showing  where
he  was  right  on  the  half  stated,  because  his  ENTIRE  argument  is
based upon the interpretations given by Supreme Courts on questions
of constitutionality on issues raised  before  it  for  violations  of  statutes
in the criminal courts. He has completely ignored, gives no thought or
reason  to,  and  completely  omits  all  reference  to  the  opposite  AND
MORE  IMPORTANT  side  of  that  double-edged  sword,  the
malpractice  issues,  or  the  thousands  of  decisions  based  upon  other
health  questions  all  of  which  show  a  decided  unity  of  action  along  a
direct line with a certain purpose and with a fixed attitude towards the
certain principles and practices of prior arts rights.
In my article, THE GREAT UNDERTOW, both sides are presented.
The more I analyzed his article,  the  more  convinced  I  became  that  as
has  been  suggested  he  had  taken  one  of  my  THE  BACKWASH
articles  to  one  of  his  LOCAL  lawyers,  who,  with  the  local  lawyers
view  without  due  investigation,  research  or  briefing  the  many
questions  involved,  hastily  dictated  that  article  which  was  later
embellished by the personal enmity of Dr. Hayes. There was much in
it that was purely personal, prejudiced and vituperative and  the  entire
article was written as a vehicle for the expression of that objective.
PRIOR  ARTS  RIGHTS  is  a  question  which  no  one,  lawyers
included,  is  competent  to  pass  an  opinion  on,  off-hand,  especially  in
its  application  to  this  special  branch  of  HEALTH  SUBJECTS,  until
they  have  briefed  it  down  exhaustively  and  thoroughly.  From  that
standpoint,  Dr.  Hayes  has  ignored  ALL  the  issues  of  fact.  His  article
itself needs no answer, neither does THE BACK-
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WASH  need  defense,  for  in  none  of  his  arguments  has  he  contended
that  the  facts  therein  presented  were  wrong,  because  he  hasnt
mentioned  them,  and  The  Backwash  needs  no  defense  because  its
position has not yet been challenged.
Dr. Hayes second article of thirteen pages is personal and does not
bear on the question of PRIOR ARTS RIGHTS. Just as the first article
confined  itself  to  the  CRIMINAL  ISSUE  alone  and  totally  ignored
ALL  CIVIL  OR  EQUITY  QUESTIONS,  so  does  his  second  article
print  only  Dr.  Morgans  correspondence  and  none  of  mine.  If  both
sides  were  presented  on  both  issues,  the  truth  and  the  facts  would  be
obvious  to  all  who  read.  Dr.  Hayes  has  now  placed  himself  in  the
unpleasant position of concealing one half the facts in both situations.
The  BACKWASH  attitude  has  been  NOTHING  TO  CONCEAL,
EVERYTHING  TO  REVEAL.  Dr.  Hayes  position  is,  ONE  HALF
TO CONCEAL, ONE HALF TO REVEAL.
Now  comes  the  Lincoln  College  Bulletin.  They  have  seen  fit  to
reprint  Dr.  Hayess  article  with  certain  personal  and  vituperative
personalisms omitted. By a check of Dr. Hayes article, and the article
the Lincoln College Bulletin has seen fit to print, as they say:(We
have  omitted  a  few  lines  from  the  original.)  We  find  they  have
omitted  entire  paragraphs,  entire  sentences  in  others,  changing  words
and inserting others with different meanings than Dr. Hayes intended.
These  omissions  (by  the  Lincoln  Bulletin)  are  the  VERY  REASONS
why  Dr.  Hayes  printed  the  original  articlethey  were  intended  to  be
personal  and  gave  him  an  opportunity  to  vent  his  mind.  The  Lincoln
Bulletin, by omitting these, takes the REAL objective out of the article
and  destroys  its  original  purpose.  They  have  also  gone  on  record  as
never  has,  does  not  now,  nor  has  it  any  intention  of  teaching
Physiotherapybut,  for  fear  this  statement  might  offend,  they
quickly modify that by saying: we feel that the use  of  adjuncts  by
the Chiropractor is a personal matter which he should be permitted to
decide  in  his  own  practice  without  being  subject  to  ridicule  or
condemnation.  We  think  the  policy  they  follow  is  therein  clearly
stated.  The  reprinting  of  this  article  gives  them  an  opportunity  to
reprint anothers article without saying so direct regardless of whether
right or wrong, deleterious or constructive to the profession at large.
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I  am  not  now  concerned  with  Dr.  Hayes  or  the  Lincoln  College
group, nor am I concerned in supporting myself, or my position if such
needs  more  support  than  truth  and  facts.  That  Supreme  Courts  have
spoken  is  sufficient.  No  person  has  yet  approached  this  question  of
PRIOR  ARTS  RIGHTS  fairly,  squarely  and  fully  with  the  ability  to
prove  it  wrong.  The  writing  of  a  one-half  understood  argument  does
not  deny  it.  The  reprinting  of  anothers  article,  without  clearly
understanding  even  what  that  article  said,  does  not  prove  PRIOR
ARTS  RIGHTS  wrong.  I  am  not  concerned  with  carrying  on  any
personal quarrel. I AM, THOUGH, VITALLY CONCERNED WITH
THE PERPETUATION OF CHIROPRACTIC; and what that is needs
no substantiation from me.
I have never wishy-washed, blown hot and  cold,  up  one  side,  down
the  other,  or  played  fast  and  loose  with  principles  regardless  of
whether it was popular or unpopular. I have never tried to say anything
for the sole motive of getting in good with the mass. I have never tried
to  play  both  ends  against  the  middle,  because  I  know  only  too  well
that  neither  end  nor  the  middle  knows  where  to  find  such  a  fellow;
neither  have  I  ever  thought  or  said  those  things  which  made  me  a
good  fellow  with  good  fellows.  I  have  never  gone  amongst
Chiropractors and tried to say those things which I knew they wanted
me  to  say  so  they  could  say  that  I  agreed  with  them  in  the  doing  of
those  things  which  were  destructive  to  Chiropractic.  I  have,  on  the
reverse, always thought those things, said those things, spoken, written
and  printed  those  facts  which  I  believe  true,  right,  and  best  for
Chiropractic  even  though  they  were  for  the  time  being  against  the
wishes of the most of our Chiropractors. I have met issues with facts,
problems with truth,  spoken  them  without  mercy;  and,  to  do  so,  have
often  injured  MY  standing  immeasurably  with  my  own  peoplebut,
in the long run, after the many have followed many false prophets, you
have  found  that  my  position  WAS  sound,  WAS  correct  and  THAT
CHIROPRACTIC  WOULD  HAVE  BEEN  BETTER  OFF  IF  YOU
HAD FOLLOWED THAT DIRECTION.
So long as I am convinced that the PRIOR ARTS RIGHTS issue is
sound,  (and  as  yet  none  have  challenged  it)  then  it  still  remains  for
somebody fully advised and schooled in all the facts
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to prove it to the contrary; and, until it is so proved to the contrary, it
still stands as a vital issue in CHIROPRACTIC ranks as a constructive
matter of policy no matter by whom attacked.
(Fountain Head News, August 11, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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THE PROGRESSIVE CHIROPRACTOR
(Fountain Head News, August 11, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
We  hear  much  these  days  of  the  wonderful  progress  that  has  been
and  is  being  made  in  the  various  arts  and  sciences.  We  also  hear
something  about  the  Chiropractor  who  is  progressive.  Just  what
constitutes a progressive Chiropractor, is the question which I wish to
clear up in your minds through the medium of this article.
The  graduates  of  some  schools  and  colleges  that  pretend  to  teach
Chiropractic will advance the thought, and try to make  others  believe
it,  and  some  weak-kneed  Chiropractors  from  a  real  school  will
swallow it, that a progressive Chiropractor is one who is broadminded
and does not stop at a punch in the back to get his patients well; but
who  will  fuss  over  them  for  an  hour  or  so,  with  a  diathermy  outfit,
violet  ray,  mineral  fume  or  other  baths,  vibrators  and  a  host  of  other
things  that  do  not  remove  the  cause  of  disease  but  only  treat  effects.
Chiropractic  is  the  only  method  that  really  removes  the  cause  of
disease. All other methods only treat effects of  disease.  Medicine  has
been treating effects all through the ages down to the present time and
has gotten nowhere in eradicating the cause of disease, for any number
of  diseases  are  as  common  today  as  a  century  ago.  Medical  doctors
have  been  treating  effects  of  diseases  by  all  sorts  of  electrical  and
other  apparatus  and  all  have  been  found  wanting  in  getting  to  the
cause.  It  is  beyond  me  to  understand  why  some  progressive
Chiropractors  and  Chiropractic  schools  want  to  use  these  adjuncts
after  the  medical  profession  has  tried  and  used  them  with  little  or  no
results.  All  of  these  things  really  belong  to  the  medical  profession
anyway,  so  why  try  to  get  into  medicine  by  the  back  door,  and  then
kick  because  the  medical  association  stirs  up  trouble  by  having
Chiropractors  charged  with  practicing  medicine  when  they  really  are
doing  that  very  thing  by  using  these  things?  If  a  person  wants  to  use
any or all of these various treating adjuncts let him, but he has no legal
or moral right to
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practice under the guise of Chiropractic. There is only one reason, as I
see it, why there are so many mixers; they do not know and have not
been taught the real and genuine Chiropractic in all its fullness.
Now,  let  us  see  what  a  real  and  true  progressive  Chiropractor  is.
Firstly, a progressive Chiropractor is one that had B.J.s Vols. I, II and
V, together with the new Chiropractic Textbook Vol. XIV and such
other  books  along  this  line  as  he  can  obtain.  A  progressive
Chiropractor  not  only  has  them  but  reads  and  studies  them.  I  have
heard  Chiropractors  contend  that  Vol.  I  has  nothing  of  value  for  the
present  day  Chiropractor.  I  contend  that  while  it  may  not  be  as
valuable as some others, it has a world of information and any one will
be  a  better  Chiropractor  who  reads  it  and  studies  it  as  he  should  and
then tries to apply it in his everyday practice.
Secondly,  a  progressive  Chiropractor  is  one  who  does  not  run  his
fingers  down  the  spine  of  a  patient  in  a  couple  of  seconds,  and  then
rush  him  to  table  and  adjust  any  old  place;  but  is  one  who  tries  to
apply  his  philosophy  in  each  and  every  case  and  really  looks  for  the
causative subluxation and the position in which it is subluxated.
Thirdly, a progressive Chiropractor is one who attends Lyceums and
the NCM classes in his territory in the spirit of co-operation and really
tries  to  learn  something  and  brush  up  on  the  new  points  that  are
brought  out  at  these  meetings.  He  should  not  take  the  attitude  that
because  it  comes  from  the  home  of  B.J.  it  is  no  good,  but  should  be
willing to learn and improve himself in order that he can render better
service  to  his  patients  and  at  the  same  time  be  a  credit  to  his
profession.
Fourthly, a progressive Chiropractor is one that is not ashamed of his
science  and  art  and  who  uses  the  various  methods  of  advertising  to
instruct  the  public  as  to  the  merits  of  this  great  science  and  art  of
obtaining and preserving health.
Fifthly,  a  progressive  Chiropractor  is  one  who  is  doing  all  in  his
power to foster favorable legislation in his particular state, not only for
just a license, but to preserve Chiropractic in its original state as given
to  the  world  by  D.  D.  Palmer  and  kept  so  by  his  famous  son,  B.  J.
Palmer.
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Sixthly,  a  progressive  Chiropractor  is  one  who  does  not  render  a
judgment  against  some  new  development  in  the  science  until  after
thorough  examination  as  to  its  merits  or  demerits.  Many  a
Chiropractor  passes  snap  judgment  against  the  Neurocalometer
without ever seeing one of the instruments, let alone seeing it actually
tried  on  different  kinds  of  cases.  Also,  many  Chiropractors  have  a
Neurocalometer and then deliberately forget all they have been taught
in the technique class, and put it on the shelf because it doesnt do as
they think it should when the fault is entirely within themselves. If the
Neurocalometer  only  does  the  one  thing  of  making  its  user  think  and
study  out  the  various  problems  which  it  raises,  and  think  out  the
correct  philosophy  for  that  particular  case,  it  will  have  been  a
wonderful addition to the Chiropractors equipment. Then, too, lots of
Neurocalometer  users  are  too  busy  or  indifferent  to  attend  the
technique classes in their district to get the latest ideas, and then kick
and knock the Neurocalometer because they do not get the results they
think they should get.
I  hardly  think  it  is  necessary  to  mention  the  Spinograph  in
connection  with  the  progressive  Chiropractor  because  they  are  all
pretty much in favor of it now. However, there was a time when it was
fought as hard by the profession in general as the Neurocalometer was
when  first  announced.  The  time  will  soon  be  here  when  the
Neurocalometer  will  be  accepted  and  with  as  much  favor  as  the
Spinograph is today.
I  know  a  lot  of  Chiropractors  who  see  this  and  read  it  will  say  the
writer is a Palmer School man all wrapped up in B.J. and all that sort
of thing. Let me say in conclusion that I am not a Palmer graduate and
all  that  I  ever  saw  of  B.  J.  Palmer  was  during  my  two  weeks
Neurocalometer course at the Palmer School and hearing him speak in
Columbus,  Ohio,  last  January.  However,  I  contend  that  Chiropractic
needs a leader more today than ever before and until someone can lead
it to victory better and sooner than B. J. Palmer I am going to stick to
him. There is no honest man or woman who knows anything about the
history  of  Chiropractic,  who  can  deny  that  he  has  done  more  for  the
science and art of Chiropractic than any one else within or without the
ranks of Chiropractic.
(Fountain Head News, August 11, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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WHERE THERE IS NO VISION
(From the Virginia News Letter)
(Fountain Head News, November 10, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
It  is  sometimes  hard  to  understand  the  motive  or  principle  behind  a
person  in  the  things  he  says  or  does.  Sometimes  it  is  hatred  or
maliciousness, and that is hard to excuse. Sometimes it is ignorance or
lack of vision, and that is pitiful. Sometimes it is prejudice or jealousy,
and this is too bad; but regardless of which is the actuating motive, the
results  are  often  disastrous  for  all  concerned;  for,  as  has  truly  been
said, where there is no vision the people perish.
For  several  months,  B.J.  has  been  pointing  out  the  dangerous  route
many  Chiropractors  are  traveling  by  branching  out  into  the  fields  of
medicine. Often the Chiropractor does not trespass far, he may merely
straddle  the  fence  or  just  drop  over  enough  to  diagnose,  prescribe  or
use  medical  diagnostic  instruments,  but  even  so  he  is  trespassing  on
the Prior Arts Right of medicine and is liable. B.J. has pointed this out
and  clinched  his  point  by  Supreme  Court  decisions.  He  has  pointed
out  that  the  Basic  Science  laws  are  merely  the  outgrowth  of  this
trespassing  of  Chiropractors  into  medical  fields.  He  has  sought  to
show  also  that  the  only  safe  procedure  for  Chiropractors  is  to  stay
religiously  within  our  own  fields,  because  by  so  doing  we  cannot  be
touched  by  the  courts  of  last  resort.  He  also  points  out  that  medical
doctors cannot testify against Chiropractors in mal-practice suits if the
Chiropractor  adheres  strictly  to  his  own  school  of  thought  and
practicestraight Chiropractic.
This  reasoning  is  logical,  but  the  basic  thing  about  it  is  that  the
Supreme  Courts  stand  squarely  behind  these  principles.  There  is  no
way around them. The facts  cannot  be  successfully  refuted  and  never
have been, but here is the sad part. In a recent issue of a certain school
bulletin  and  a  State  Association  bulletin,  a  wild  tirade  was  made
against B.J. and his argument on Prior
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Arts  Rights.  An  attempt  was  made  to  show  that  B.J.  is  wrong  by
quoting  from  bills  proposed  before  Congress,  and  by  referring  to
statutes in various states, none of which have been passed upon by the
Supreme  Court;  but  the  fact  that  the  Supreme  Court  has  already
established a standard was utterly ignored.
What  do  these  publications  hope  to  gain,  we  wonder,  by  again
raising  the  question  of  doubt  in  the  minds  of  Chiropractors?  Is  there
anything to be gained by encouraging Chiropractors to drift away from
fundamental  principles  and  get  into  medical  fields?  Have  we  ever
profited by this dishonesty, this acknowledgment of doubt in the truth
and soundness of our own  work?  If  Chiropractic  is  right  in  principle,
why need we filch the methods of the medical profession? Do people
want that kind of thing? If people had wanted medical methods, would
they  have  left  trained  physicians  to  have  the  same  thing  doled  out  to
them by what is termed quacks, and sometimes rightly so?
Let us be honest with ourselves. Do  we,  as  Chiropractors,  have  any
right to practice anywhere except on the spine of our patients? Are we
not  quack  doctors  when  we  do  anything  else?  How  many
Chiropractors  who  use  adjuncts  are  competent  to  use  them?  How
many have ever had any special training in the things they use? Dont
you  see  that  by  using  these  cast-offs  from  medicine,  you  are  getting
squarely into their  field?  In  case  of  trouble,  dont  you  see  that  only  a
physician will be qualified to testify as to your skill? And in case you
should ever be tried for malpractice, could you expect any mercy from
them?  Would  you  deserve  any?  Reverse  the  situation:  if  a  medical
doctor  should  appropriate  Chiropractic  without  special  training,  and
should injure a case and be tried for malpractice of Chiropractic, how
would  you  testify  if  you  were  called  as  a  witness?  Do  you  blame  the
doctors  for  instituting  the  Basic  Science  principles?  They  are  strictly
within their rights to do this, and the Supreme Court will sustain them
in those rights and rightly so.
The  two  publications  are  utterly  without  vision  when  they  aid  and
abet  the  Chiropractors  who  are  stealing  melons  from  the  medical
fields, and regardless of the howl these publications make against B.J.
and his argument on Prior Arts Rights, he has the facts on his side and
nothing is to be gained by raising the ques-
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tion  of  doubt  in  the  minds  of  Chiropractors  who  are  forever  seeking
things to wrangle about.
It  is  true,  as  one  of  the  publications  points  out,  we  need  en-
couragement, confidence and a fighting spirit rather than fear, distrust
and  discord.  But  as  I  see  it,  we  need  courage,  confidence  and
inspiration  in  the  cause  of  right,  in  a  vigilant  fight  for  clean,  pure
Chiropractic,  and  not  the  brazen  courage  of  the  marauder  who
trespasses on the rights and privileges of others.
Chiropractic  does  not  command  the  respect  and  confidence  that  it
once  did  and  the  reason  is  because  so  many  have  wandered  from
fundamental principles and  made  a  hodgepodge  of  our  science.  If  we
are  to  regain  the  respect  of  the  people,  we  must  get  away  from  petty
jealousies,  be  honest  with  ourselves  and  our  patients,  render
Chiropractic  Health  Service  and  recognize  Prior  Arts  Rights.  Let  us
get  a  true,  clean  vision  of  Chiropractic  and  Chiropractic  principles,
and we can truly move forward with courage to victory.
AS WE VIEW IT
A few days ago the writer received a letter from an earnest Virginia
Chiropractor  deploring  the  division  in  Chiropractic  ranks,  making  a
plea  for  union,  and  expressing  the  hope  that  I  could  see  the  question
from  a  mixers  viewpoint  and  give  such  an  expression  in  the  next
News Letter. So here it is:
I  like  to  be  tolerant  with  people.  I  believe  I  understand  the  position
of the mixer. I know he is as earnest as you or I, and just as sincere in
what he does.
Here is his viewpoint. A case comes to him and gives his symptoms.
He,  as  a  Chiropractor,  realizes  that  it  is  a  hard  case.  He  knows
Chiropractic has its limitations. He feels that a purgative, enema, or a
course  of  diet  would  be  a  great  help  in  getting  results,  in  getting  the
system  in  a  condition  in  which  Chiropractic  could  do  its  best  work.
His  reasoning  may  be  good.  There  are  old  chronic  cases  in  which  all
of us feel, at times, that a little common sense would be a help. Then
there are other cases on whom he feels that Physio-Therapy would be
helpful.  Lights,  vibrators  or  baths,  he  is  sure,  will  be  an  aid.  After
all, he argues, it is not any particular method that the patient wants,
it is health, and he feels it his duty to render this service to the sick.
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That, I believe, is the mixers viewpoint, and I will not deny that he
has  reason  on  his  side.  I  will  not  deny  that  there  is  good  in  what  he
does, but the question I raise is  that  it  is  not  Chiropractic.  It  does  not
belong to us. It has been used by medicine and rightly belongs to that
profession. It is theirs by Prior Arts Rights and when we use it we are
stealing  or  appropriating  it  from  them.  Therefore,  we  are  putting  our
head  in  a  noose  and  sooner  or  later  some  one  is  going  to  spring  the
trap and leave our body dangling in the air. That is the danger. That is
a thing we should avoid if we are to gain favor before legislatures and
avoid pitfalls in mal-practice suits.
Let  us  consider  this  question  for  a  moment.  What  is  the  theory,  the
art,  philosophy  and  science  of  Chiropractic?  Is  it  not  based  on  the
principle that a subluxation in the spine pinches nerves, interferes with
transmission of mental impulses, thus producing disease? And is it not
our  theory  that  spinal  adjustments  release  interference,  restore
transmission  and  result  in  health?  Is  that  not  all  that  belongs  to  us
fundamentally? Is that not the only thing that the doctors do not claim
and have no right to claim?
The  Supreme  Courts  have  held  that  a  practitioner  of  any  school
(system  of  healing)  is  only  required  to  exercise  such  reasonable  care,
skill, diligence or judgment as is taught, practiced or recognized by his
particular school of thought.
Now,  these  two  points  (the  Chiropractic  principle  and  legal  right)
being  clear,  it  follows  that  in  case  of  mal-practice  if  the  Chiropractor
can  prove  that  he  did  nothing  but  straight  Chiropractic,  the  only
witness  that  may  appear  to  testify  as  to  his  skill  must  be  a  fellow
Chiropractor.  Neither  a  medical  doctor,  osteopath  nor  even  a  mixer
Chiropractor  may  appear  as  a  witness,  while  the  Chiropractor  is  only
required  to  exercise  such  reasonable  care  or  skill  as  is  ordinarily
required of one practicing the same principle as he. Dont you see the
point?  Dont  you  see  it  is  a  matter  of  safety  for  the  Chiropractor  to
keep  straight?  Even  though  you  may  be  trained  in  Physio-Therapy,  it
is  still  considered  a  part  of  medicine,  therefore  in  case  of  trouble,
physicians  may  testify  against  you  and  what  consideration  do  you
think you would get from them?
It is the privilege of the Chiropractor to use any method he chooses,
but legally it is an unsafe practice. Naturally, one does
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not like to be restricted. Vanity makes one like to display a showing of
superior  learning.  One  may  want  to  hold  himself  out  as  a  real  (?)
doctor, rather than as a lowly Chiropractor. If you do, go to it; but we
repeat again, it is unsafe, unsound and dangerous, both to Chiropractic
and the Chiropractor.
Remember when we  write  against  this  practice,  we  have  no  malice,
we have only sympathy; but, for the sake of the future of Chiropractic
keep our science clean. Go straight.
THE VIRGINIA NEWS LETTER.
(Fountain Head News, November 10, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
IS CHIROPRACTIC THE PRACTICE
OF SURGERY?
IS SPINOGRAPHY A PRACTICE OF
MEDICAL X-RAY?
ARE SPINOGRAPH AND NCM USING
MEDICAL PRINCIPLES AND PRACTICES?
ARE THEY MEDICAL ADJUNCTS BEING
USED BY CHIROPRACTORS?
(Fountain Head News, November 10, 1928, TWENTY-THREE
YEARS AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
The  National  Journal  of  Chiropractic  (Sept.,  1928)  contains  an
article, titled: Prior Arts Rights.
In this article Dr. Budden says:
Was  manipulation  of  the  spine  never  practiced  therapeutically  before?  Was
this  an  original  discovery?  Was  it  unknown  to  anyone  else?  Was  it  ever
discovered  before  and  if  so,  by  whom?  In  the  answer  to  these  questions  lies  the
danger  of  prior  rights  propaganda.  Disregarding  the  various  usages  by  primitive
people,  let  us  turn  to  the  record  of  more  recent  history.  A  good  many  years  ago
Charcot,  the  French  neurologist,  discovered  that  pain  in  the  somatic  structures
and disease in the visceral organs occurs  as  a  result  of  pressure  exerted  on  nerve
trunks as they pass through the intervertebral foramina. In 1866, Frank Hastings
Hamilton,  in  his  Practical  Treatise  on  Fractures  and  Dislocations  gives  very
graphic descriptions of adjustments of the spine which were used as treatment by
various  surgeons  during  periods  ranging  from  the  year  1843  to  the  date  of
publication  of  the  book  quoted.  Now  mark;  these  adjustments,  mostly  of  the
cervicals,  were  performed  without  instruments  and  with  the  hand  only  and  for  a
therapeutic  purpose.  On  the  basis  of  prior  arts  rights  the  above  facts  show  that
adjustments of the spine by hand for the purpose of correcting malalignments is
clearly the property of the surgeons.
If the statements as made and inferred were true, his conclusions
would be true. If the statements made are untrue, his conclusions are
unsound.
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Let  us  correct  the  statements,  consistent  with  facts,  and  then  reach
conclusions.
In  my  library  is  the  largest  collection  in  the  world  of  works  upon
orthopedic  surgery.  It  contains  a  copy  of  every  book  published  upon
the  subject,  which  is  about  400  years  old.  I  have  made  an  exhaustive
and  intensive  study  of  each  and  every  book,  in  its  each  and  every
section and page, and I fail to find any reference to:
(1) The discovery of the vertebral subluxation.
(2)  The  reasoning  that  followed  the  existence  of  the  vertebral
subluxation that it
(3)  reduces  the  normal  foramina  thru  which  the  spinal  cord  or
spinal nerves emit
(4) consequent pressure upon nerves
(5) interference to the transmission of mental impulses
(6) reduction in the quantity flow thus
(7) affecting the quality of function at the periphery
(8) called dis-ease.
(9) Adjustment of that subluxation, which
(10)  enlarges  the  foramina  thru  which  the  spinal  cord  or  spinal
nerves emit
(11) consequent releasure of pressure upon nerves
(12) restoration of transmission of mental impulses
(13) normal quantity flow thus affecting
(14) quality of function at the periphery
(15) called health.
Any agency, which directly seeks to locate the exact vertebral place
or  places  of  interference  to  or  restoration  of  the  flow  of  mental
impulses between brain and body, via the spinal column including the
sacrum, coccyx and ilium;
and,  or,  any  agency  which  directly  seeks  to  ascertain  the  abnormal
position of the subluxated vertebra before an adjustment and seeks  to
ascertain the approximate normal position of the vertebra or vertebrae
following an adjustment;
and,  any  method  of  vertebral  adjustment,  given  by  hand,  which  has
for its direct objective the
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replacing to approximate position of the subluxated vertebra,
to open and enlarge intervertebral or spinal foramina
to release pressures and tensions upon nerves
to  restore  transmission  of  mental  impulses,  thru  nerves,  from
brain  to  body,  via  the  spinal  columnshall  constitute  doing  those
things  which  come  within  the  scope  of  the  Chiropractic  philosophy
and  science  and  shall  be  construed  as  being  within  an  all  inclusive
Chiropractic  science  and,  or  Chiropractic  art  to  which  the  name
Chiropractic shall be applied.
That  Orthopedic  Surgery  existed  previous  to  1895  is  known.  The
principles  and  practices  of  orthopedic  surgery  are  known.  That  none
of them are anything like or akin to any of the principles and practices
of Chiropractic is known to those who know what orthopedic surgery
is  and  to  those  who  know  what  Chiropractic  is.  Any  person  not
conversant  with  either,  could  and  would  easily  confuse  one  with  the
other.  It  would  be  easy  for  such  a  person  to  be  innocent  of  any
deliberate maliciousness to injure either.
That  this  controversy  is  not  new  and  has  been  weighed  in  the
balance and found wanting, is evidenced by my fathers first and only
work  published  by  him:  The  Science,  Art  and  Philosophy  of
Chiropractic  (1911).  Several  articles  could  be  cited,  but  we  suggest
you  read  beginning  of  page  189  thru  to  page  225,  where  he  has
analyzed  those  books  which  direct  their  attention  to  spinal  work  that
might be construed as allied to our work.
D.  D.  Palmer,  in  the  article  referred  to,  reprints  and  republishes  a
picture  (P.  220)  of  a  Reduction  by  the  Method  of  Calot.  The
reduction  referred  to  was  of  a  dislocationnot  a  subluxation.
Nothing  done  by  Calot  was  done  for  any  reason  established  by  the
Chiropractic  principle,  neither  does  he  do  anything  for  any  purpose
established by the Chiropractic practice.
Charcots  principle  was  the  Reduction  of  dislocations.  That  is
orthopedic surgery. That is not the principle involved in Chiropractic.
It  is  these  principles  that  Dr.  Budden  has  totally  overlooked  in  his
discussion  of  the  prior  art  right  question.  It  is  these  principles  that
Supreme  Courts  have  inquired  into  accurately  that  determine  their
decisions which we have freely quoted in The Backwash. It is possible
that Dr. Budden may be profession-
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ally  right,  but  he  totally  disagrees  with  every  Supreme  Court  legal
decision  bearing  on  every  case  where  these  principles  and  practices
are  involved.  It  is  possible  that  Supreme  Courts  may  be  wrong;  but,
right or wrong, it is the Supreme Courts that we base our case upon in
weighing the prior art right question.
Referring back to the article by Dr. Budden:
Was  manipulation  of  the  spine  never  practiced  therapeutically
before?  We  know  not  how  far  back  into  history  that  manipulation
of  the  spine  has  been  carried  on  therapeutically  before.  The
contrast  is  Chiropractors  (who  know  Chiropractic)  do  not
manipulate  the  spine;  neither  is  anything  Chiropractors  do,  done
therapeutically.
Was this an original discovery? Manipulation is not original. It is
old.  Manipulation  for  therapeutical  purposes  is  not  original.  That  too
is as old as medicine.
Was  it  unknown  to  anyone  else?  No!  It  has  been  known  to
physicians for centuries.
Was it ever discovered before; and, if so, by whom? Manipulation
of the  spine,  as  a  therapeutical  method  is  as  old  as  the  principles  and
practices  of  medicine.  But,  the  principles  and  practices  herein  laid
down as containing the essence of Chiropractic as discovered by D. D.
Palmer  are  new;  are  an  original  discovery;  were  unknown  to  anyone
else;  were  never  discovered  before.  In  the  answer  to  these  questions
lies no danger of prior rights principles. It is evident that the author of
that article does not know the difference between manipulation and
adjustment;  Innate  Adaptability  and  therapeutics.  In  the  absence
of  this  distinctive  difference  lies  the  danger  of  one  who  purports  to
write  without  the  intellectual  difference  necessary  to  understand  why
Supreme  Courts  take  such  differences  into  consideration  in  forming
their opinions.
Referring  back  again:  I  have  the  book  by  Charcot  and  nowhere  in
that  work  does  Dr.  Charcot  discuss  any  Chiropractic  principle  or
practice outlined above; neither does Dr. Charcot carry the quotations
to the extent that Dr. Budden would have one believe,
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 . . . occurs as a result of pressure exerted on nerve trunks, as they
pass  through  intervertebral  foramina,  implying  that  vertebral
subluxations  did  this.  Dr.  Charcot  discusses  frankly  and  plainly,  and
without any equivocation, dislocations and fractures. The implications
suggested  by  Dr.  Budden  are  foreign  to  the  thot  expressed  by  Dr.
Charcot.  Facts  cannot  be  destroyed  by  misquotations,
misinterpretations,  or  misrepresentations.  Neither  does  Dr.  Charcot
suggest  an  adjustment  for  the  reasons  expressed  above,  which
constitute the basic principle and practice of Chiropractic.
Referring  back  once  more  to  the  references  of  Dr.  Hastings
Hamilton, I have this work also.
A practical treatise on fractures and dislocations, by Frank Hastings
Hamilton, M.D., contains two chapters of interest to us, viz: Fractures
of  the  Vertebrae  and  Dislocations  of  the  Spine.  It  is  clearly  obvious
that  the  former  could  have  no  connection  with  Chiropractic.  It  is
possible  that  the  latter  is  confusing  to  Dr.  Budden.  I  rather  think  that
dislocations  and  subluxations  have  a  common  meaning,  so  far  as  his
article  is  concerned,  to  Dr.  Budden.  As  Dr.  Budden  has  attempted  to
overlap Hamilton onto Palmer; dislocations onto subluxations; surgery
into  Chiropractic,  I  shall  quote  sections  from  the  Chapter  on
Dislocations of the Spine, letting them speak for themselves.
Says Sir Astley Cooper: I have never witnessed a separation of one vertebra
from  another,  through  the  intervertebral  substance,  without  fracture  of  the
articular  processes;  or,  if  those  processes  remain  unbroken,  without  a  fracture
through  the  bodies  of  the  vertebrae.  He  would  not,  however,  be  understood  to
deny  the  possibility  of  a  dislocation  of  the  cervical  vertebrae,  their  articular
processes being placed more obliquely than those of the other vertebrae.
The accident is, no doubt, exceedingly rare, at least without the complication
of  fracture,  and  it  is  not  improbable  that  the  actual  number  is  smaller  than  the
reported  examples  would  indicate.  (He  did  not  have  in  mind  the  frequency  of
vertebral subluxations, several of them, in every human being!B. J.)
Among  the  cases  reported  as  having  been  complicated  with  fracture,  the
following  example,  reported  by  Dr.  Graves  of  New  Hampshire,  to  Dr.  Parker  of
this city, possesses unusual interest:
On  the  second  day  of  January,  1852,  a  man,  age,  25,  was  struck  on  the  back
while in a stooping posture, by a falling mass of timber, causing a dislocation of
the last dorsal upon the first lumbar vertebra. His lower
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extremities were completely paralyzed, and priapism continued for several hours.
The  surgeon  (not  a  ChiropractorB.J.)  determined  to  make  an  attempt  at
reduction,  (not  an  adjustment  as  Dr.  Budden  leads  us  to  believe)  and  for  this
purpose he placed the patient upon his face, and secured a folded sheet under his
armpits and another around his hips, directing four strong men to make extension
and  counter-extension  by  these  sheets.  (The  same  as  traction-tables  being  sold
Chiropractors,  for  the  same  objectiveB.  J.)  Chloroform  was  administered,  and
when  the  patient  was  completely  under  its  influence  the  extending  and
counter-extending forces were applied, and in a few minutes the vertebra glided
into  place  with  a  distinct  bony  crepitus.  The  restoration  of  the  line  of  the
vertebral column was found to be nearly but not quite perfect.
I  know  of  only  one  similar  case.  (Cases  of  dislocation  with  reduction  are
so  rare  that  this  author  quoted  by  Dr.  Budden  knows  of  only  one  similar  case.
Could  a  Chiropractor  talk  thus  about  subluxations  and  their  adjustment?
B.J.). Rudiger has published an account of a dislocation obliquely backwards and
to  the  right  side,  which  occurred  at  the  same  point  in  the  spinal  column.  The
subject  was  a  musketeer,  who  had  been  struck  upon  his  back  by  a  falling  wall
which he was endeavoring to pull down. Rudiger laid him upon his belly, and by
the  assistance  of  others  (how  many  assistants  does  a  Chiropractor  need?B.  J.)
he  was  able,  but  not  without  causing  pain,  to  reduce  the  bones.  Immediately,
however, when the extension  was  discontinued,  the  action  of  the  muscles  caused
the displacement to recur. The surgeon (not a ChiropractorB. J.) then directed
four  men  to  make  extension,  while  another  man  retained  the  bones  in  place  by
pressing upon them with his hands. (Probably this reduction of a dislocation
by  extensions  is  Chiropractic  to  Dr.  Budden.  If  it  is,  he  ought  to  go  to  a
Chiropractic  school  and  learn  Chiropractic.B.J.).  After  several  hours  this
method  of  pressure  was  replaced  by  a  board  underlaid  with  compresses  and
sustaining  a  weight  of  more  than  fifty  livres  (about  37  lbs.B.  J.).  On  the
following day it was found sufficient to bind compresses over the projecting bone,
and in this condition the patient remained fifteen days; during all of which time,
he  lay  upon  his  belly  with  his  shoulders  more  elevated  than  his  pelvis.  On  the
twentieth  day  he  could  lie  upon  his  back,  and  in  about  six  weeks  he  was  so
completely restored as to be able to pursue his trade as before. This is certainly a
very  extraordinary  case,  whether  considered  in  reference  to  the  means
employed to restore the bones to place, or to its results; and if the statements
are to be received at all, it must be with some hesitation and allowance. (That
last  part  sounds  so  much  like  Dr.  Budden  speaking  in  reference  to  Chiropractic
subluxation  and  adjustments  but  it  certainly  does  not  sound  much  like  the
every-day  ordinary  Chiropractor  speaking  as  to  his  means  and  his  results  with
Chiropractic work.B. J.)
It is not, however, with a life of  perpetual  deformity  that  the  two  examples  of
reduction  already  described  are  to  be  contrasted.  A  result  so  fortunate  as  this,
where the bones remained unreduced, is unique; in all the other cases reported the
patients died miserably after periods ranging from a few days to one year or a little
more.
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Prognosis. The complete bilateral luxations, (Note, this is not subluxation.B.
J.) whether backwards or forwards, have in most cases terminated fatally within
a  short  time,  generally  within  forty-eight  hours.  Unilateral  luxations  are  less
speedy  in  their  results,  but  when  the  dislocation  remains  unreduced,  death
generally takes place within a month or two. (There can be no doubt in the mind
of  any  seeker  of  truth  that  this  writer  had  no  conception  of  vertebral
subluxations. He was discussing dislocations as they were then, as they are now
with the usual death that follows.B. J.).
Dr.  Berthold,  of  Nuremberg,  reduced  a  dislocation  of  one  of  the  oblique
processes of the sixth vertebra in a boy, age 19, by extension with  his  hands  and
rotation.
Dr.  Wm.  J.  Morton,  of  New  York,  has  reported  a  case  of  dislocation  of  the
fifth  oblique  process  in  a  boy  twelve  years  old,  reduced  after  the  lapse  of  one
week, by suspension of the head between the hands and rotation.
The  posterior  portion  of  the  neck  exhibited  a  sharp,  sudden  angle  at  the
junction  of  the  fifth  and  sixth  cervical  vertebrae,  around  which  the  integuments
lay  in  folds.  It  was  difficult  to  reach  the  bottom  of  this  angle  even  with  strong
pressure  of  the  fingers,  and  of  course  the  regular  line  formed  by  the  projecting
spinous processes was abruptly lost.  He  complained  of  intense  and  constant  pain
at this point, which was neither relieved nor aggravated by pressure.
Chapters of the above kind of thing could be quoted from these two
books.  Why  is  any  of  it  done  at  all?  To  convince  you  of  the  kind  of
thing that Dr. Budden says ante-dated Chiropractic; which he thinks is
Chiropractic;  which  he  gently  suggests  was  where  Chiropractic  was
stolen from previous to 1895. It is easy, when you make comparisons,
to  find  that  there  isnt  much  difference  between  the  line  of  reasoning
of  Dr.  Hamilton  in  1866  and  Dr.  Budden  in  192862  years  later;
between  orthopedic  surgery,  fractures  and  dislocations  and
Chiropractic  and  vertebral  subluxations;  between  reductions  and
adjustments.  No  wonder  we  find  such  men  advocating
physiotherapy  and  other  medical  appliances,  adjuncts  and  principles
and practicesthey do not know Chiropractic, or they are deliberately
trying to mislead to support their mixing methods of instruction.
Now  mark,  these  adjustments,  mostly  of  the  cervicals,  were
performed  without  instruments  and  with  the  hand  only  and  for  a
therapeutical  purpose.    .  .  .  gives  very  graphic  descriptions  of
adjustments of the spine which were used as treatment . . ..
This is a work confined to the study of and reduction of fractures
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and dislocations, a subject entirely out of the field of Chiropractic.
Nowhere  in  this  work  does  Dr.  Hamilton  use  the  words  these
adjustments  or  adjustments,  implying  that  he  was  adjusting  a
vertebral  subluxation  for  any  of  the  purposes  or  reasons  outlined
above which constitute the principle and the practice of Chiropractic.
These  were  cases  of  caries,  necrosis,  tuberculosis  of  the  vertebrae,
dislocations,  or  fractures,  and  it  was  these  which  Dr.  Hamilton
performed  without  instruments  and  with  the  hand  only  and  for  a
therapeutic  purpose  in  exactly  the  same  sense,  with  the  same  intent
and for the same purpose as surgeons do today. That is not new. Such
surgical principles of reduction of fractures and dislocations are none
of  the  principles  and  practices  as  laid  down  by  D.  D.  Palmer  or
elaborated by me, neither are such surgical principles and reduction of
fractures and dislocations any of the things which Chiropractors do.
The prior art right is based upon the laying down of a new principle
and  a  new  practice  attaining  a  new  result  which  was  born  and
developed  in  and  since  1895as  outlined  abovenone  of  which  is
even mentioned in a most remote way in Charcot or Hamilton.
Dr.  Budden  says:  On  the  basis  of  prior  arts  rights  the  above  facts
show  that  adjustments  of  the  spine  by  hand  for  the  purpose  of
correcting  mal-alignments  is  clearly  the  property  of  the  surgeons.  If
that  statement  were  true,  his  conclusion  would  be  sound.  But  the
above  facts  (stated  by  Dr.  Budden)  are  not  the  facts  in  either  case,
therefore the conclusion is unsound. The proper statement to be made,
based  upon  what  these  books  do  reveal,  would  be  this:  These  two
surgeons  found  fractures  and  dislocated  mal-alignments  of  the  spine,
which  they  reduced  by  orthopedic  means  by  the  use  of  orthopedic
principles  and  orthopedic  treatments,  by  hand,  which  practice  is
clearly the property of the surgeon, none of which is even a part of any
of the principles or practices of Chiropractic.
This  same  propaganda,  if  persisted  in  and  if  it  had  any  foundation
other than mere, wilful distortion of fact, would also rob us of the right
to  use  the  X-Ray.  Was  the  radiation  of  the  spine  for  the  purposes  of
diagnosis  or  analysis  never  attempted  until  it  was  done  by
Chiropractors? Of course it was. As a matter of
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fact,  medical  people  were  doing  this  almost  before  Chiropractic  was
born.  To  call  it  spinography  is,  of  course,  to  beg  the  question.  The
same  machine  is  used,  the  same  technic,  the  same  posture,  the  same
method of development as in any other X-Ray work. It is radiography
or skiagraphy, plain and unadulterated.
The Roentgen, or X-Ray, was discovered in 1895. The Chiropractic
principle  and  practice  was  discovered  in  1895.  Each  was  discovered
and developed independent of the other.
The  X-Ray  is  used  by  physicians  and  surgeons  to  radiograph  and
skiagraph  normal  bones  of  the  entire  body,  including  the  spinal
column; dislocated or fractured bones, including the spinal column; or
soft  structures  for  the  purposes  of  diagnosis;  and  for  treatment.
Sometimes  this  treatment  was  electrical,  chemical,  or  surgical,  and
sometimes mechanical, by hand only; on all the structures of the body,
including  the  spinal  column.  In  its  history,  as  used  by  surgeons  and
physicians,  it  had  never  been  used  to  take  pictures  of  subluxated
vertebrae of the spinal column, because this purpose was not admitted
to be true either in theory or in fact.
That  a  vertebra  could  be  subluxated  was  disputed  and  emphatically
denied. It was for this reason that the writer purchased the first X-Ray
instrument  ever  purchased  by  any  Chiropractor  for  the  purpose  of
proving  the  existence  of  a  vertebral  subluxation.  A  Chiropractor  was
the  first  to  use  it.  A  Chiropractor  was  the  first  to  physically  and
pictorially prove the vertebral subluxation.
At a subsequent date, the X-Ray was used to verify or correct digital
palpation  of  the  positions  of  the  vertebrae  determined  to  be
subluxated.  A  Chiropractor  was  the  first  to  so  use  it.  A  Chiropractor
was  the  first  to  prove  that  digital  palpation  could  be  in  error  and  the
X-Ray plate so corrected him.
Physicians  and  surgeons  were  the  first to  use  their  hands  to  correct
the  positions  of  dislocations  and  fractures,  including  fractures  and
dislocations  of  the  vertebral  column.  A  Chiropractor  was  the  first  to
use  his  hands  to  correct  the  positions  of  vertebral  subluxations.
Physicians and surgeons were the first to  use  an  X-Ray  to  radiograph
and  skiagraph  dislocations  and  fractures  of  the  vertebral  column.  A
Chiropractor  was  the  first  to  use  an  X-Ray  to  spinograph  vertebral
subluxations.
It appears easy for Dr. Budden to ask a few pertinent questions.
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And it is easy for the writer to answer them.
Was  the  radiation  of  the  spine  for  the  purposes  of  diagnosis  or
analysis never attempted until it was done by Chiropractors? No! The
X-Ray  for  the  purpose  of  diagnosis  or  analysis  of  soft  tissues,
fractures,  and  dislocations  was  in  constant  use  by  physicians  and
surgeons.  The  X-Ray  for  the  purposes  of  analysis  of  vertebral
subluxations  was  first  used  by  Chiropractors.  As  a  matter  of  fact,
Medical  people  were  using  the  X-Ray  for  the  purposes  of  diagnosis
and analysis of soft tissues and dislocations and fractures, beginning in
the same year Chiropractic was born.
No  people  but  Chiropractors  discovered  and  developed  that
technique  which  made  the  application  of  the  X-Ray  to  the  discovery
and  development  for  the  purposes  of  ascertaining  the  positions  of
vertebral  subluxations,  both  before  and  after  an  adjustment  upon  the
same.
The  principle  of  medical  use  was  the  diagnosis  and  analysis  of
soft  tissues;  or,  dislocations  and  fractures  of  the  various  bones  of  the
body,  including  the  vertebral  column.  The  principle  of  Chiropractic
use was the analysis of vertebral subluxations, nothing more, nothing
less;  a  condition  which  medical  men  persistently,  consistently,  and
insistently  denied  could  exist.  This  difference  in  use,  of  the  same
principle  involved,  Dr.  Budden  has  totally  overlooked  in  his
discussion  of  the  prior  art  right  question.  It  is  this  dissimilar  use that
Supreme  Courts  have  inquired  into  accurately,  that  determine  their
decisions  which  we  have  so  freely  quoted  in  our  article.  It  is  barely
possible  that  Dr.  Budden  may  be  right,  but  he  totally  disagrees  with
every  Supreme  Court  decision  bearing  on  every  case  where  these
dissimilar  uses  are  involved.  It  is  barely  possible  that  the  Supreme
Courts  may  be  wrong;  but,  right  or  wrong,  it  is  the  Supreme  Courts
that we base our case upon in weighing the prior art right question.
Dr.  Budden  thinks  that  because  we  change  the  name  from
radiography to spinography is to beg the question. I do not  agree
with him. As well say that an automobile and  an  airplane  are  the
same because they both are motored by an internal combustion engine.
As well call a bird and an airplane the same because they both fly.
New  names  are  coined  to  express  either  entirely  new  principles,  new
practices, or new uses of old
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principles or practices, as happens to be so in the changing of the term
radiography to spinography. The new prior art right was entitled to a
new  title  to  differentiate  it  from  all  older  uses  of  older  principles  and
practices.
True, the same machine is used, not quite the same technique, the
same  posture  is,  the  same  method  of  development  as  in  any  other
X-Ray  work  and  yet,  in  spite  of  this,  there  is  a  marked  difference,
and that difference lies in the purpose for which this is being used.
The  comparison  is  similar  to  that  of  the  NCM  We  took  a  gal-
vanometer and a thermo-couple, hooked them together and called it a
neurocalometer.  Dr.  Budden  would  contend  that  To  call  it  a
neurocalometer is, of course, to beg the question. I am not concerned
in  what  Dr.  Budden  thinks,  but  to  know  whether  the  U.  S.  and  our
Courts agree with him.
The  galvanometer  is  not  new.  It  was  old  previous  to  our  use  of  it.
The  principle  and  practice  of  the  thermo-couple  is  not  new.  It  was  in
use  previous  to  our  introduction  of  it.  The  hook-up  of  the
galvanometer  with  the  thermo-couple  is  not  new.  It  was  in  use
previous  to  our  use  of  them.  The  use  of  the  hook-up  between  the
galvanometer  and  the  thermo-couple  with  two  or  more  heat  testers,
used  by  physiologists  for  the  purposes  of  securing  comparative
temperature in various parts of the bodyis not new. The  comparing
of different points of temperatures was not new. Used for our purpose,
with our process, constituted a new prior art  right  to  which  we  were
given an exclusive process patent.
We  announced  that  we  were  applying  for  and  would  secure  a
process  patent.  Because  of  the  above  information  being  common  to
students  of  physics,  patent  attorneys,  and  Chiropractors,  all  said  we
could not get a patent on any idea or instrument all of which was old,
all of which had been patented and the patents had all expired.
But, in spite of this, the U. S. Patent Office said that when we took a
galvanometer,  hooked  it  up  with  a  thermo-couple,  went  down  both
sides of the spinal column and read comparative temperatures, and did
all  this  for  the  purposes  outlined  in  the  beginning  of  this  article
which  constituted  a  Chiropractic  principle  and  practiceThe  U.S.
Patent  Office  said  that  the  purpose  for  which  we  were  using  the  old
things was new and therefore issued
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a  new  patent  upon  a  new  use  of  an  old  principle  and  practice.  Not
only is this position sound, in  patent  law,  in  the  U.  S.,  but  some  nine
other  civilized,  educated  countries  have  issued  the  same  opinion.  In
three  different  suits,  including  the  Healey  case,  the  Courts  have
validated that patent and sustained the opinion of the patent office, as
constituting a new prior right in science.
It is another case of the same machine is used, the same technic, the
same  posture,  the  same  method  of  development  but  for  a  different
purpose, attaining a different result.
What  difference  is  there,  for  instance,  when  a  Chiropractor  uses  a
clinical thermometer? What is its use for? Can he ascertain where the
vertebral  subluxation  is  by  the  use  of  such  in  the  mouth,  axilla,
rectum?  Does  its  use  predetermine  the  position  of  that  vertebral
subluxation?  Does  a  blood  pressure  instrument  tell  him  whether  the
vertebra  has  been  so  moved  that  it  has  directly  released  the  actual
pressure  upon  nerves?  Does  the  use  of  a  urinalysis  ascertain  whether
there  is  a  spinal  nerve  pressure,  or  a  spinal  cord  pressure,  or  a  spinal
cord tension; and, if so, where and how? The use of a thermometer by
a  Chiropractor  is  for  the  purpose  of  determining  whether  the  patient
has  fever  or  not;  the  same  purpose  a  medical  physician  would  use  it
for. Its use does not aid the Chiropractor in anything Chiropractic! Its
use, by the Chiropractor, is to make himself appear a physician in the
eyes  of  his  patient  who  has  been  trained  to  believe  that  medical
instruments and medical principles and practices are of some value in
diagnosing  and  treating  diseases.  A  Chiropractor  can  be  a
Chiropractor without the use of any medical instruments, principles, or
practices,  but  he  can  be  a  better  one.  A  Chiropractor  can  be  a
Chiropractor,  never  having  seen  or  used  any  medical  diagnostic
instrument.
The use of any medical diagnostic instrument is a case of The same
machine is used, the same technic, the same posture, the same method
of development as in any other medical doctors office. It is medical
diagnosis,  plain  and  unadulterated.  The  use  of  the  same  medical
instruments  used  to  the  same  end  that  a  physician  uses  them,
constitutes, in law, the  use  of  the  medical  principles  and  practices.  It
does not constitute a prior art rightto the Chiropractor.
(Fountain Head News, November 10, 1928, TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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The Story Of
CHIROPRACTIC NEW YEARS ANALYSIS
(Fountain Head News, January 19, 1929, TWENTY-TWO YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
From the beginning of time, feeble man  has  attempted  to  limit  each
new  idea  born  to  his  present-day  concept.  History  is  replete  with
examples of where tomorrow has been forced by men of today to keep
itself  within  the  purview  of  men  who  live  in  today.  From  the
beginning  of  time,  as  men  outgrow  their  feebleness,  they  have  been
stretching  their  age,  broadening  their  horizon,  pushing  back  those
limitations  which  they  found  themselves  involuntarily  hedged  with.
Has  man  progressed  because  he  reasoned  it  better,  or  because  other
men forced him?
Electricity  was  born  in  a  humble  way,  to  accomplish  crude
objectives. Strong-minded men of older days said limited uses were all
it was good for. Other men, visionaries, hair-brained  fools,  wild  and
flighty fellows, saw electricity as a power; an energy; unlimited in its
uses;  limited  only  by  the  limitations  of  men  to  know  how  to  use  it.
They  saw  it  moving  flying  machines,  moving  sub-sea  ships;  saw  it
skidding over the earth at frightful rates of speed; saw it shooting thru
the  air  at  186,000  miles  per  second;  heard  it  carrying  messages  and
music  thru  the  air.  Everybody,  of  course,  called  them  crazy  because
the  dreamer  saw  no  limitations;  called  them  crazy  because  the  same
men said they did see limitations.
Airplanes  were  born  to  skip  100  feet  off  the  earth,  fall,  and  kill
somebody. Strong-minded individuals of the older order said that was
all  they  were  good  for.  Other  men,  harum,  skarum,  thin-shelled,
peanut-thinkers,  saw  airplanes  flying  around  the  world,  carrying
commerce,  mail,  and  people  of  the  world  on  their  backs.  The
educated, college-trained, intelligensia called them crazy because they
could  see  thousands  of  reasons  why  none  of  these  dreams  of  a
heavier-than-air machine could be developed.
Radio  was  born  to  send  forth  a  dot-and-dash  from  ship  to  shore.
Many studious professors and national figures in politics and
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business saw that that was all it was good forif it was good for that.
I  recall  attending  the  San  Francisco  Exposition  and  seeing  Marconi
(himself)  demonstrating  wireless  telephony  from  one  part  of  the
building  to  another.  Here  was  another  addlebrain  fellow  trying  to
sell  blue-sky  stock  at  10  cents  a  share,  to  get  money  to  develop
another  foolish  dream  for  the  purpose  of  exploiting  his
fellowman.  He  had  few  listeners  and  few  buyers.  He  ranted  and
raved about future potential possibilities of talking from one country
to  anotheraround  the  world  even,  without  wires.  The  vast  majority
of commoners knew he was crazy, for talking  was limited to  the  use
of wires.  One  by  one,  other  dreamers  and  visionaries,  crazy  fools,
who knew not that it could not be done, bought stock and encouraged
the  idea.  Of  course,  college  professors  who  had  dabbled  in  physics
knew  the  limitations;  hence  wasted  no  time  on  such  idle  childish
prattle. I recall the day I decided to add myself to this growing list. I
got  into  radio.  I  have  never  regretted  putting  myself  in  that  class,
because  I  have  seen  millions  who  came  to  scoff,  live  to  praise,  buy
radio  receiving  sets,  and  become  addicts  to  the  D-X  hound
classification, trying to get Portland, Maine, or San Francisco, Calif.
Chiropractic,  too,  is  no  exception  to  this  rule.  It  was  born  of  a
definite set of principles. These, like electricity, airplanes, or radio, are
either sound in entirety or unsound in totality. If right, then it is right
all the way thru. If wrong, then it is wrong in its entirety. There are no
half-way stopping points to correct principles. There may be, and there
usually is, a temporary limit to the development of that idea by man in
his historical set-up; and there usually is a historical stepping-up of its
progress,  year  by  year,  gradually  broadening  its  application,  until
eventually  the  field  of  usefulness  steps-up  and  steps-out  until  things
impossible yesterday are quite the ordinary today.
It  is  interesting  for  some  of  us  to  sit  by  and  watch  the  passing
procession.  I  have  seen  Chiropractic  come  from  its  very  birth.  I  have
seen  thousands  of  people  begin  its  study,  profess  its  belief,  and  then
begin  its  constructive  application.  I  have  seen  thousands  begin  its
study,  profess  its  belief,  and  then  begin  its  deliberate  destruction.  I
have seen many thousands of these get a  smattering  understanding  of
its principles, and from that understanding on, stand still until they die,
refusing to gain more of its understand
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ings,  refusing  to  grow  with  its  developments,  refusing  to  move  on  as
the mass moved on. I have seen, by contrast, a few stay with the going
group;  grow,  expand,  develop,  study  everything  consistent  with  that
principle, and prove that its application in practice was unlimited.
Some  men  are  not  afraid  of  the  advent  of  a  new  idea.  Others  go
about  with  hesitation  and  fear.  Some  men  know  not  that  they  know
not.  They  accept  and  grow.  Other  men  know  that  they  know.  They
reject  and  decay.  Still  other  men  step  out,  absorb  a  portion  of  a  new
idea,  grow  fearful  and  begin  doubting  the  rest  of  it.  Even  Thomas
doubted. Some people like oyster stew, but refuse to eat the oyster.
Everything is supposed to have a limitation. Where that limitation is,
with anything, nobody knows except him who knows it, places it and
so  proclaims  himself  in  printers  ink,  only  to  be  shoved  to  one  side
tomorrow by the man who is denying its limitations. I have heard men
in  our  ranks  say,  Chiropractic  has  its  limitations;  but,  if  so,  those
limitations  are  not  within  its  principles  and  practices.  Those
limitations, if there be such, are circumscribed entirely by the horizons
of men who arbitrarily refuse to move or be moved upon. I have seen
men  get  outside  of  the  Chiropractic  principle  and  practice;  get  inside
of  the  medical  principle  and  practice;  become  imbued  with  the
correctness  of  the  incorrectness  of  medical  findings;  bow  to  the
greater instability of the more generally accepted faiths, and forget that
they  are  adherents  and  devotees  of  a  new  principle  and  practice;  and
run wild endorsing the older incorrect methods; rather than spend  the
energy,  time,  labor,  and  faith  necessary  to  develop  themselves  to  a
more correct understanding of the deeper and  undeveloped  properties
lying dormant within themselves. Many a man stands still, in the third
floor back.
Those  who  see  no  limitations  live  out  in  an  open  forest,  unhedged,
uncontrolled;  forging  a  new  country  out  of  vast  natural  resources.
Those who see limitations are surrounded by a multitude of educators,
librarians and colleges galore. The one is an outcast without backing,
mental  or  physical.  The  other  lives  in  the  lap  of  luxury,  in  the  cities
crowded  gorges  of  modern  minds.  The  one  is  a  freak,  a  barnacle,  an
unnecessary  excresence  that  has  drifted  away  from  society  and  is
always disturbing the peace and
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comfort  of  the  many.  The  other  is  a  pampered  pet,  the  orthodox,  the
accepted member of the ultra-four-hundred. The one builds an internal
resistance, by vigorous mental and physical work; while the other sits
and softens and has it shot in from the external with the putrid pus of
rotten animals. Each is a problem to the other. Each is an enigma. The
one who goes cannot understand why the other stagnates; the one who
hesitates  cannot  understand  why  the  other  goes.  No  more  can  the
worker  understand  the  drone,  than  the  hobo  can  understand  the
laborer;  no  more  can  the  thinker  who  forges  ahead  understand  the
ignorant  who  filches  thots  and  lives  amidst  the  ruins  of  dead  mens
shoes of centuries long gone. The animal builds  itself  and  cannot  un-
derstand  the  blood-sucker;  neither  can  the  sycophanting  tick
understand  why  the  animal  builds.  The  preponderance  of  precedent,
the  mass  of  mass  opinion,  the  general  way  the  general  run  think,  are
all  against  the  pioneer  who  thinks  out  of  today  into  tomorrow;  who
reasons  away  from  today  and  for  tomorrow.  And  that
smug-self-complacency  of  the  other  exhibits  itself  sitting  serenely
satisfied in his lot as of this hour, backed up by the larger group who
live  yesterday  today.  Ignorance  of  vision  has  always  been  a  handicap
to understanding of that vision. Ignorance is in the  hands  of  the  man,
while vision is in the minds of the few.
One  shouts  no  limitations,  but  he  is  heard  only  in  a  whisper,  for
all entrances are closed. The other whispers, all is limited and he is
heard in a shout for all avenues are open. One dies trying to get out a
new idea, but it is killed by those who refuse to have new ideas born,
contending  that  the  present  generation  is  enough,  has  enough,  and
knows enough. But the world keeps on keeping on, the race is moved
upon  by  the  coming  race,  and  slowly  evolutions  produce  revolutions
and  revolutions  produce  evolutions  and  so  all  gradually  step-up-and
yesterday is gone forever. Twas ever thus!
Examples galore could be cited of conflicts between  one  group  that
dreamed,  who  tried  to  create,  who  helped  to  invent  and  produces  a
progress;  and  the  other  group  who  resisted,  ridiculed,  and  hurt
progress. Chiropractic and medicine are two extremes of groups. Both
are  primarily  interested  in  getting  the  sick  well.  Both  antipodal,
directly  opposites,  each  denying  the  principles  and  practices  of  the
other;  both  cant  be  right,  either  in  principle  or  practice.  Each  group
has a 100 per cent type of people of its own.
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There  are  Chiropractors  who  believe  Chiropractic  is  a  100  per  cent
principle  and  practice;  who  preach  it  and  live  it.  There  are  medical
men  who  believe  medicine  is  a  100  per  cent  principle  and  practice;
who preach it and live it. Medicine is old. It has failed! Chiropractic is
new.  It  is  succeeding!  Each  group  also  has  a  compromising,
middle-road, half-and-half group. There are Chiropractors who believe
in  the  progress  of  Chiropractic  and  then  shackle  it  with  the  mental
ankylosis  of  medicine  and  surgery.  There  are  medical  men  who
believe in the progress of medicine and then try to shackle it with the
mental ankylosis of half-and-half. There are Chiropractors who would
hold  Chiropractic  down  to  the  retrogression  of  yesterday.  There  are
medical  men  who  would  like  to  raise  medicine  up  to  the  modern
progress  of  Chiropractic.  It  is  the  age-old  conflict  of  the  man  of
yesterday,  either  riding  with  the  progress  of  today  or  dying  with  the
diehards of yesterday.
If  Chiropractic  is  a  principle,  and  if  that  principle  be  sound  in  one
dis-ease, then it is sound in all cases. If a vertebral subluxation reduces
the  intervertebral  foramina,  produces  pressures,  destroys  interference
with  transmission  between  brain  and  body,  land  interferes  with
continuity flow of mental impulses, and thus becomes the cause of any
one dis-ease, then  it  is  a  sound  fundamental  principle  as  the  cause  of
all  dis-eases.  That  principle  is  either  sound  or  unsound;  right  or
wrong.  If  right,  then  it  is  wholly  right.  If  wrong,  then  it  is  totally
wrong. There can be no halfway stopping place between, that we can
call  a  halt  on;  no  one-half  that  is  without  limitation;  the  other  half
entirely with limitations. If electricity is energy and power, then so it is
for  any  purpose  that  energy  or  power  can  be  made  to  work  to  do.  If
airplanes are methods of transportation, then they cannot be unlimited
to the hauling of mail, and limited to the hauling of people, express, or
freight.  If  airplanes  are  methods  of  flying,  then  they  cannot  be
unlimited to flying within the border lines of one state, and limited to
flying within the border lines of one country. What radio is and radio
can  do,  is  only  limited  to  the  scope  of  what  energy  or  power  can  do,
now that the principle of sending that energy into ether is known. It is
only limited by the limitations of men who do not know how to use its
unlimited  possibilities;  so,  too,  with  Chiropracticwhat  it  is  and  is
not;  what  it  can  do  and  cannot  do.  If  there  becomes  a  half-way
stopping point in
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the  belief,  actions,  and  writings  of  some  of  its  profession,  then  those
half-way  stopping  points  are  stopping  points  in  men,  not  in  the
principles or practices of the thing itself.
In common with thousands of other Chiropractors, I have known of
innumerable  cases  of  Brights  disease,  diabetes  mellitus,  cancer,
tuberculosis,  syphilis,  pernicious  anemia,  Potts  disease,  intus-
susception,  hydrocephalus,  phimosis,  locomotor  ataxia,  transverse
melitis,  arterio-sclerosis,  abscesses  of  all  kinds,  cataract,  glaucoma,
warts,  moles,  bunions,  baldness,  diphtheria,  acute  appendicitis,  spinal
arthritis, etc., which have gone to them where Chiropractic principles
and practices have been exclusively used, and these cases have gotten
well.  This,  in  itself,  is  proof  not  only  of  the  correctness  of  the
principle,  but  also  the  development  of  correct  use  within  the  men
themselves who have correctly applied the correct principles to human
beings. I have also known many of these same types of cases to go to
other  chiropractors,  who  have  failed  to  use  these  Chiropractic
principles  and  practices,  and  any  and  all  of  them  have  failed  to  get
well.  The  first  group  would,  naturally,  say  that  Chiropractic  was  of
service to those types of cases. The second group would, naturally, say
that Chiropractic had its limitations  and was of no value to any or all
of  the  above  mentioned  cases.  Believing  in  the  unlimited  application
of Chiropractic, the first group would accept them, render service, and
get them well. Believing in the limited application of Chiropractic, the
second  group  would  reject  them,  send  them  to  physicians  and
surgeons;  or  accept  them  and  try  to  become  physicians  and  surgeons
themselves  without  proper  education  or  competent  ability  as
practitioners.
The  writer  is  not  ignoring  the  fact  that  there  are  many  graduates  of
Chiropractic  schools,  who  call  themselves  Chiropractors  and  who
practice  under  the  guise  of  rendering  a  Chiropractic  service;  who  not
only  take  issue  with,  but  practically  deny  the  efficacy  of  many  of  the
cardinal  principles  of  Chiropractic  and  limit  the  cardinal  value  of
Chiropractic practice in many cases. To these people, I do not hesitate
but hasten to again expound the facts which were originally started as
theories which have been subsequently proven as scientific; but which
they even yet refuse to investigate, look into, or find the truth of. That
such as these exist in our ranks, does not and cannot alter facts. There
are some (and some of them are of high standing, professionally
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socially, and educationally), who still believe and maintain the earth to
be flat. If I were to write an article on astronomy, should I hesitate to
proclaim  the  earth  round  because  there  is  a  certain  group  amongst  us
who  steadfastly  deny  it?  If  I  were  to  write  an  article  on  Chiropractic,
should  I  hesitate  to  mention  the  fact  that  Chiropractic  will  do
tomorrow what it has done today; that it will do for others what it has
done for others; that it does not shake its foundation because some fail
to  make  it  work;  or  should  I  hesitate  to  mention  that  Chiropractic  is
premised upon the principle that the vertebral subluxation is the cause
of  all  dis-ease,  including  the  list  mentioned  above,  just  to  keep  from
antagonizing the few disbelievers or because a few have failed with its
use?
It  is  hardly  safe  for  any  person  today  to  say  there  are  limitations  to
electricity,  airplanes,  radio,  automobiles,  or  Chiropractic.  It  is  very
safe  to  make  the  definite  statement  that  all  limitations  are  not  within
the  principles,  but  within  the  men  who  try  to  apply  them  and  find
themselves handicapped in the application of these principles, thru the
medium of mechanical or human necessities. Some men may actually
cry  limitations  to  electric  light,  heavier-than-air  flying  machines,
transporting human voice thru air; but this does not make a limitation,
except within the scope of that mans understanding.
And,  peculiar  as  it  may  seem,  people  who  deny  the  all-inclusive
value  of  electricity,  profit  by  it  in  many  ways  unbeknown  to
themselves  and  contrary  to  their  convictions;  those  who  deny  the
airplane  will  still  receive  letters  brot  by  a  heavier-than-air  machine
which they contend cannot be done; listen-in on a radio, admire it, and
still  say  how  impossible  it  is  to  pick  up  music  out  of  the  air.  And,
peculiar  as  it  may  also  seem,  I  know  Chiropractors  who  call
themselves  such,  who  try  to  use  Chiropractic,  who  get  some  results
from  the  use  of  such,  who  wouldnt  trust  their  lives  to  anything  else,
who  rant  and  rave  at  others  who  proclaim  the  thing  they  deny,
proselyte preferably  and  make  a  living  therefrom.  These  same  people
advertise  themselves  as  Chiropractors,  put  out  literature  proclaiming
Chiropractic  as  the  great  boon  to  the  human  race,  and  then  proclaim
the  principles  partly  true,  the  practices  partially  impractical;  the
medical principles and practices, altho contradictory, largely practical.
How peculiar that
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men  who  make  their  living  by  the  use  of  a  certain  and  definite
principle, will deny it; who could use an exacting practice but prefer to
limit its scope of service!
Men  who,  in  the  early  days,  saw  the  future  of  electricity,  were
criticized  by  those  who  could  not  see  it.  And  this  criticism  ran  high,
became  rancid  and  bitter.  Such  was  expected.  The  geniuses  expected
it. They took it like men. But, silently and quietly, they went on doing
the thing while others stood on the side-lines and scoffed.
Men,  who  in  the  early  days,  saw  the  future  of  the  airplane,  were
criticized  by  those  who  would  not  see  it.  Newspapers  refused  to  run
the  story  about  those  early  Wright  Brothers  flights  at  Kitty-Hawk.
They  ridiculed  and  held  up  these  men  as  examples  of  flighty  and
irresponsible  mentalities.  Such  was  expected.  The  Wright  Brothers
took it like men. But, silently and quietly, they went on developing the
application  of  the  principle  they  knew  to  be  right,  and  25  years  later,
they  have  been  crowned  as  kings  of  the  air,  by  the  very  men  who
traduced them in years previous.
Men  who,  in  the  early  days,  saw  the  future  of  the  radio,  were
criticized  by  those  who  refused  to  see  it.  Scientists  refused  to
acknowledge that Marconi could do what he claimed; they  refused  to
listen-in,  to  know;  they  would  not  give  him  audience  to  prove  that
what  he  said  was  a  reality;  they  went  their  way  and  let  him  go  his.
Such  was  expected.  Marconi  took  it  all  with  a  certain  serenity  of
banking on what the future would also prove. Quietly and silently, he
went  about  perfecting  his  application  of  that  principle  and  all  know
too well what happened. Where are those who claimed limitations?
Many  of  them  are  dead;  many  of  them  today  acknowledging;  a  few
still standing on the side-lines, questioning.
I had a very  dear  friend  who  refused  to  purchase  or  have  a  radio  in
his  home;  not  that  he  was  opposed  to  it;  not  that  he  denied  it,  but  he
was going to wait until it was perfected. That  man  is  dead,  and  the
radio  goes  on  perfecting  itself,  without  his  having  had  any  of  the
pleasures or joys that it could have brot into his home.
Men  who,  in  the  early  days,  dreamed  the  future  of  an  improved
human race, bettered because of the adjustment of the cause of
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dis-ease,  were  criticized  by  those  who  said,  medicine  was  right,
diagnosis  was  a  necessity,  treatments  were  essential.  Medical  men,
the medical profession, ridiculed D. D. Palmers principle; laughed at
his  methods;  arrested  him  and  his  follower,;  prosecuted  and
persecuted him and them; hounded them thru the courts, and legislated
against them. They denied his principle and practice; refused to listen
to  the  testimonials  of  those  who  got  well  of  tuberculosis,  Brights
disease,  acute  appendicitis,  and  other  limited  diseases.  Such  was
expected. D. D. Palmer and his loyal followers took it with a positive
knowledge that what they knew, they knew; what they could do, they
did;  knowing  that  time  was  the  great  element  in  establishing  a  new
truth.  It  was  not  unexpected  that  some  of  his  followers  refused  to
follow him all the way and attain the objectives he set; it was expected
that  many  of  them  would  play  fast  and  loose  between  the  established
and that which would be; that many of them lived upon his name and
the  name  of  his  system  and  became  everything  else  but.  While  many
are  adjusting  the  subluxations  for  acute  appendicitis,  etc.,  etc.,  and
getting  them  well,  many  others  claiming  the  use  of  the  same  system
are standing on the side-lines and shouting operation. While he was
concerned  in  what  his  followers  thot  and  did,  in  those  days,  he  was
more  concerned  in  what  the  coming  generations  would  think.  So,  he
builded better than he knew. He did not build tomorrow for the people
who would deny it today, but he did build  tomorrow  for  those  whose
mental scope would permit them to see tomorrow, today or tomorrow.
All  of  this  again  proves  that  those  who  cannot  dotherefore  dis-
claimdo  not  understand  as  do  those  who  dotherefore  who  claim;
and those who deny do not apply as do those who affirm and apply.
Truth has a way of always finding its level. Time is the great leveler.
Meanwhile, some men come and go, shouting the unlimited praises of
Chiropractic;  and  some  other  men  come  and  go,  shouting  the
unlimited praises of Chiropractic, denying little, if any, claims to it  at
all. And both divisions will always exist within our ranks because it is
the difference in the degree of understanding between men and ability
to deliver, between those who succeed and those who fail.
Back  to  the  back  is  a  principle.  It  is  sound  or  unsound;  right  or
wrong; all-inclusive or all-exclusive within itself. The limita-
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tions,  if  there  be  any,  lie  within  the  man  who  either  does  not
understand  the  principles  sufficiently  well  to  apply  them;  or,  un-
derstanding  the  principles  fully,  cannot  find  the  ways  and  means  to
apply them to all the conditions that arise, for which they would be of
service  if  they  could  be  applied;  for  which  they  are  of  service  in  the
hands of those men who have driven back those  personal  and  limited
handicaps found within themselves.
Underlying  all  this  observation  of  what  some  men  think  as  against
what  some  others  think;  of  what  some  write  as  against  what  some
others  write,  is  something  deeper  than  what  is  here  brought  outthe
prejudice that some men hold for some other men; the prejudice some
writers  hold  for  the  writings  of  some  other  men;  or  the  personal
jealousy that some hold for the attainments of others.  They  retard  the
growth  and  progress  of  the  entire  profession,  by  writing  contrary  to
direct issues when it is the indirect and petty issues, that are personal,
that at tap root are the basis of their opposition. When men can learn
to  look  at  their  professional  principles  and  practices  and  positions  as
impersonal, quicker progress will be made in the future of Chiroprac-
tic; and until that is laid to one side, one side must continue to keep on
keeping  on  accomplishing  its  great  results,  with  the  opposition  trying
to deny doing the thing that is constantly being done.
(Fountain Head News, January 19, 1929, TWENTY-TWO YEARS
AGO. Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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WHO LIMITS FACTS?
(Fountain Head News, May 25, 1929, TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
January 25th, 1929.
Dear B.J.:
Just  finished  reading  the  latest  issue  of  the  Fountain  Head  (News).
The  first  article,  entitled  A  Chiropractic  New  Years  Analysis,
proved  interesting  reading.  The  most  interesting  part  was  where  you
tell  that  cancer,  hydrocephalus,  locomotor-ataxia,  warts,  moles,
bunions, et al, can  be  cured  by  straight  Chiropractic.  You  forgot  to
mention corns and fallen arches. I would like to see some patients you
have  gotten  well  of  the  above  mentioned  diseases.  Theoretically,
these  conditions  are  easily  corrected  by  Chiropractic,  but  thirteen
years  of  practicing  straight  Chiropractic  has  convinced  Dr.  
that in above mentioned conditions the theory will not work; and eight
years  of  practicing  straight  Chiropractic  has  convinced  me  it  will  not
work.  Yea!  Time  and  experience  have  proven  to  thousands  of
Chiropractors  that  it  will  not  work.  When  these  thousands  awoke  to
the truth, it was too lateso they fell by the wayside, and found them-
selves  shining  shoes,  doing  carpenter  work,  plastering,  and  the  like,
demoting themselves by compulsion.
Everywhere we hear the cry: Whats wrong with Chiropractic? Why
has  its  patronage  diminished  instead  of  increasing?  Your  own  words
give  the  answeryou  have  taught  your  graduates  to  believe  that  in
Chiropractic  they  had  a  cure-all,  and  they  spread  your  teaching  to
the  four  corners  of  the  earthpeople  everywhere  flocked  to  the
Chiropractors to  rid  themselves  of  pyorrhea,  apical  infection  of  teeth,
corns,  bunions,  stuttering,  syphilis,  warts,  moles,  and  everything  else
with which man is afflicted. And then came the Great Awakening, the
knockers out-numbered the boosters. What a pity! A great health-
giving  science  set  back  fifteen  or  twenty  years,  because  its  adherents
proclaimed to possess a cure-all. We cant fool the
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public  any  longer,  we  must  producethe  curiosity  seekers  no  longer
patronize usthey tried us long ago for cancer, moles et al and found
by  experience  that  it  wouldnt  work.  So  now  we  have  to  rebuild
upon a different premise: we must let the public know that we do get
sick  people  well  of  many,  many  ailments,  but  we  do  not  possess  a
cure-all.
I could keep on writing more facts, but whats the use? This much I
felt I just had to write, to get it off my chest.
Sincerely yours,
February 7, 1929.
Dear friend :
I have just returned from an eight-day lecture trip to Illinois and New
York  State,  and  I  trust  you  will  pardon  the  delay  in  replying  to  your
letter of January 25th.
I want to thank you very kindly for your reaction to my New Years
Analysis  article  in  the  FHN.  I  appreciate  your  frank  expression  of
opinion, and I appreciate the kind way in which you have written what
you believe to be your convictions.
If I had more time, I would be glad to write you more about it; but if
I did, I would only have to repeat what I have said in the article.
As ever,
BJPAWM B.J.
February 11, 1929.
Dear B.J.:
Your  letter  just  received,  answering  my  letter  of  January  25th.  You
do  not  seem  to  take  my  letter  seriously,  as  your  answer  contains
nothing but evasions. What I wrote you was not to be read, laughed at,
and  thrown  in  the  scrap  basket.  I  wrote  facts,  B.J.,  which  you  should
consider carefully for your welfare.
Get this! These letters are not written to you because I am hostile to
you or your schoolas I wish to remind you that both Doctor 
and  myself  are  Palmer  GraduatesI  want  you  to  leave  the
Goat-feathers out of Chiropractic, and help our science grow to be a
real drugless health service, built upon scientific findings and not upon
fantastical  theories  and  claims  that  people  with  a  little  bit  of
intelligence will not accept.
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No one is to blame for the lack of support the profession is giving in
not sending students to your school but yourself. As long as you teach
your students that Chiropractic will correct warts, moles, bunions, etc.,
just  so  long  will  Doctor    and  I  refuse  to  refer  students  to  our
Alma  Mater.  I  am  sure  hundreds  of  your  graduates  refuse  to  support
your  school  for  the  same  reason.  I  am  speaking  for  the  Palmer
Graduates who graduated more than a few years ago, which has given
them time to profit by experience.
Think it over B.J.: talk and write to other old graduates of the P.S.C.,
and you will learnif you do not already knowwhat I write is true.
Good luck to you.
Very truly yours,
February 20, 1929.
Dear friend :
Answering yours of February 14th.
You  have  a  right  to  build  any  kind  of  a  fence  around  your  rights.  I
reserve  the  same  right.  You  have  a  right  to  establish  limitations  as  to
how  far  you  shall  walk  from  that  right,  that  your  reason  or  judgment
sees fit. So have I.
You  have  had  several  years,  experience  from  which  you  have
profited.  So  have  I.  And,  any  right  that  you  reserve  to  yourself,  I
reserve  to  myself.  Any  right  you  reserve,  I  have  no  right  to  question
your  motives.  Any  right  I  reserve,  you  have  no  right  to  question  my
motives.  We  both  can  question  judgments  and  evidence,  and  thus
reason out a solution, if there be a problem confronting us.
I  do  not  question  your  motives,  sincerity,  or  honesty  in  building  up
your  rights  or  tearing  them  down;  neither  can  you  call  me  evasive
because I desire to break down barriers that confront me in my right to
go  further  than  you.  If  I  see  no  barriers  and  can  reason  away  your
barriers,  then  calling  me  evasive  gets  nowhere,  for  no  facts  have
been  faced,  no  problem  weighed,  no  evidence  introduced,  and  no
solution offered.
The  world  is  composed  of  two  types  of  peoplethose  who  hold
everything within their concepts and limits, horizons, and rights;
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and  those  who  did  not  know,  and,  wanting  to  find  out,  went  into  the
wilderness, cut down the virgin forest, and builded empires where man
had heretofore feared to tread into unknown territory.
You and I differ as to where the horizons are; we differ as to where
the fence of limitations should be builded; whether here or over there;
but,  if  a  person  is  sick  and  nigh  unto  death,  and  I  knew  that
Chiropractic  would  save  that  life,  I  would  be  derelict  of  a  sense  of
justice, a spirit of equity, a duty to humanity, if I refused to  send  that
patient  to  you,  merely  because  you  builded  your  fence  within  my
fencemerely  because  I  liked  potatoes  and  you  didnt;  you  liked
tomatoes and I didnt. I refer now back to yours of Feb. 11th, wherein
you  say,  As  long  as  you  teach  your  students  that  Chiropractic  will
correct  warts,  moles,  bunions,  etc.,  just  so  long  will  Doctor  and  I
refuse to refer students to our Alma Mater. I would say that any man
who withheld his greater responsibilities because of a minor difference
of opinion, was indeed a man of constricted vision of his obligations.
He has a right to do so, but is it right that he do so?
Some  Chiropractors  seem  convinced  that  Chiropractic  is  good  for
dropsy,  but  not  for  hydrocephalus;  some  agree  that  it  is  good  for
pathological  growths,  but  not  for  warts;  some  have  given
adjustments for skin eruptions, but ridicule the idea that it is good for
baldness; others contend that for heart-burn it is excellent, but laugh
at  the  idea  of  adjusting  for  appendicitis;  some  agree  it  is  good  for
boils, and others agree with you that it is no good for cancers; some
contend it is splendid in cases of rheumatic fever, but scorn its use in
syphilissome  have  given  adjustments  for  all,  and  succeeded  with
all; others have given adjustments for all, and failed on all. Did those
who succeeded find subluxations, adjust them, and get their sick well?
Did  those  who  failed  ignore  subluxations,  refuse  to  adjust  them,  use
something else, and fail to get their sick well? Was this a difference in
ChiropracTIC, or in the ChiropracTOR?
Let us reason this hydrocephalus business. Hydrocephalus is an
acute  dropsy  of  the  brain;  a  name  given  to  a  condition  of  excess
fluids.  If  we  taboo  hydrocephalusa  condition  of  excess  water
then  we  must  taboo  all  conditions  of  excess  water,  anywhere.  Why
exclude the brain, and include the body?
If  this  reasoning  is  sound,  anything  that  is  acute  has  not  been
standing long. According to Chiropractic, anything that is of
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short duration is easier to correct than that which has been standing  a
long  time.  If  we  are  to  taboo  hydrocephalus,  which  is  acute  excess
of  water  on  the  brain,  because  we  cant  do  anything  for  it,  it  follows
that we must taboo chronic excesses of water in any part of the body;
therefore, to your word hydrocephalus, we must add the following:
Abdomen, ascites, hydroperitoneum, hydrocelia.
Amnion, hydramnios.
Brain  and  Membranes,  hydrocephalus,  hydrencephalus,  hydro-
meninx, hydrocranium, wet-brain.
Chest, hydrothorax.
Conjunctiva, chemosis.
Ear,  hydrotis,  hydrotympanum,  hydromyringa,  hydromyrinx,
otohydrops.
Eye, hydrophthalmia, hydrophthalmus.
Eyelid, blepharedema.
Foot, podedema.
Gall-bladder, hydrochoecystis.
General, anascara, hydroncus, hydrosarca.
Heart, hydropericardium, hydrocardia.
Joints, hydrarthrosis.
Kidney, hydronephrosis, nephredema.
Larynx, edema glottidis.
Lungs, pneumonedema.
Ovary, hydroarium, hydrovarium.
Pericardium, hydropericardium.
Peritoneum, hydroperitaneum, ascites.
Scrotum, hydroscheocele.
Skin, edema, hydroderma, hygotderma.
Spermatic cord, hydrocele.
Spinal cord, hydrorhachis, hydromyelia.
Thorax, hydrothorax.
Toes, dactyledema.
Tunica vaginalis, hydrocele, hydrorchis.
Tympanum, hydrotympanum.
Ureter, hydroureter.
Uterus, hydrometra.
Uvula, staphyledema.
Vagina, hydrocolpocele.
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for they are all one and the same thing, except locality. If you would
adjust for dropsy of the legs, and attain results, then you are adjusting
for  a  chronic  condition  that  is  the  same  as  in  the  brain,  which  was
acute,  which  you  refused.  I  am  confident  that  reasoning  will  stand
hitched, as being sound or unsound, either way, in its entirety.
Let us reason baldness a bit. People lose their hair because it is not
nourished and dies for the want of food; or the scalp becomes diseased
thru  eruptions.  Baldness  is  a  name  attached  to  one  of  two
conditions,  as  applied  to  the  scalp.  Other  parts  of  the  body  can  have
either condition. To baldness you must add those names also, where
there is absence of hair on other parts of the body. That will add many
more  names.  The  absence  of  nutrient  material  to  the  various  parts  of
the body adds that great list of the anaemia family. They must also go
on  the  taboo  list,  for  baldness  is  a  condition  because  of  lack  of
nutrient  material.  To  this  taboo  list,  we  must  add  those  which  come
from skin eruptions, regardless of locations. This will add many more
prominent names.
Let  us  reason  appendicitis.  Appendicitis  is  an  inflammation  of
the  appendix.  Is  Chiropractic  a  philosophy  in  which  we  include  or
exclude names? Is it a science of words? Or, is it an art that  corrects
conditions?  If  you  say  conditions,  then  appendicitis  is  an
inflammation.  If  Chiropractors  must  taboo  appendicitis,  which  is  a
condition of inflammation, then all the inflammations must go. In one
blow,  you  and  Dr.    eliminate  all  fevers,  acute  or  chronic,  and
add about sixty more names.
Suppose I went thru the list of names suggested by you and Dr. 
, which must be eliminated because Chiropractic was  no  good  for
them,  and  followed  each  thru  to  its  reasoning  conclusion;neither
you  nor  Dr.    would  have  anything  left,  because  each  of  the
names  suggested  is  but  one  condition  of  a  mass  of  similar  conditions
which  appear  anywhere  or  everywhere  in  the  body.  By  the  time  I
analyze  all  your  names,  you  have  eliminated  all  the  diseases  of  the
body.
Are  you  shadow-boxing?  Side-stepping  names?  Are  you  afraid  of
titles?  You  suffer  with  a  plethora  nightmare,  and  you  hit  and  paw  at
words without reasoning any thru to its conclusion.
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WHO LIMITS FACTS?
How  many  causes  for  dis-ease  shall  we  set  up  in  the  Chiropractic
principle? How many kinds of causes are there to adjust for dis-eases,
according  to  the  Chiropractic  practice?  What  is  the  cause  of  those
conditions for which Chiropractic is good? What is the cause of those
conditions  for  which  Chiropractic  is  not  good?  What  is  the
difference  in  cause  between  those  for  which  it  is  or  is  not  good?  Is
there a subluxation for those diseases for which Chiropractic is good,
and  no  subluxation  in  those  conditions  for  which  it  is  not  good?  Is
there  a  subluxation  in  one  group  of  disease;  and  is  a  lack  of  eating
potatoes the cause in the other? Is an adjustment the proper approach
where there is a subluxation and potatoes the proper approach for the
other?
Is Chiropractic a principle and a practice for some diseases and not
others. If there is a limit,  who sets that limit? Shall we take the limits
as  established  by  the  various  people  for  themselves,  add  them,  and
then  everybody  agree  to  not  find  a  subluxation  and  not  give
adjustments to the conditions that each sets aside? If we do this, what
would  be  left?  Shall  we  make  out  a  list  of  incurables,  in  which
Chiropractic  finds  subluxations,  for  which  there  is  no  adjustment?  If
we  do  this,  what  would  be  left?  If  there  is  a  list  of  diseases  to  be
diagnosed, which we cannot reach, whose diagnosis shall we accept
knowing  that,  even  amongst  the  best,  physicians  make  mistakes  in
diagnosis  and  are  wrong  in  50  per  cent  of  the  gross?  If  we  do  this,
what  would  be  left?  And,  if  some  say  they  find  subluxations  and
others say they do not find them, who is to say who is right? Youor
I? And, if some adjust subluxations, and others cannot, do not, or will
not, who is to say who is right? Youor I?
One  man  has  adjusted  subluxations  for  cancer,  hydrocephalus,
locomotor-ataxia,  warts,  moles,  bunions,  et  al  (not  excluding  corns
and  fallen  arches)  and  has  gotten  them  well.  The  next  practitioner
denies anything can be done with Chiropractic for any of them, adding
a  few  more.  Suppose  one  man  adjusted  subluxation  in  a  case  of
dropsy,  and  got  him  well.  That  is  not  a  limitation  to  him.  Somebody
else  says  he  will  adjust  for  dropsy,  but  Chiropractic  is  not  good  for
hydrocephalus. Shall we then include or exclude hydrocephalus ?
Suppose  we  follow  this  course  consistentlywhat  will  we  have  in?
What have we thrown out? How much is left? Suppose a case comes
to a Chiropractor with locomotor-ataxia, which is on your out list,
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and  it  proves  to  be  progressive  paralysis  which  is  on  the  in  list
why should he be out? Suppose, in preference to following either, we
follow  our  dictates  that  dis-ease  is  a  not-at-ease  condition,  due  to  an
interference  to  transmission  of  mental  impulse  flow,  regardless  of
name,  organ,  whether  acute  or  chronic,  whether  diagnosed  or  not
should  we  include  those  excluded?  Or,  should  we  exclude  those
included?  If  we  should  do  either,  why?  If  we  should  do  either,  why
should  we  ignore  the  Chiropractic  principle  of  interference  to
transmission and deny the adjustment of a subluxationthat being the
premise of Chiropractic? Why deny this principle part of the time, and
affirm  the  other  part?  How  can  The  P.S.C.  be  consistent  with  its
graduates  who  have  had  experience?  Shall  we  call  a  convention  of
our  profession  and  work  out  a  certain  list  of  names  of  diseases  in
which subluxations are found, and then list by name those where sub-
luxations are not found? Shall we establish an approach list and also
a  taboo  list?  Such  a  convention  would  be  interesting,  to  say  the
least.
One  man  would  deny  a  case  of  appendicitis  the  right  to  get  well
with  Chiropractic,  because  it  was  appendicitis.  Another
Chiropractor would  say,  with  perhaps  more  or  less  experience  than
some  others,  that  he  has  had  thirty  cases  of  what  reliable  physicians
had  diagnosed  appendicitis,  had  not  lost  one,  and  had  gotten  them
all  well.  Which  one  knows?  Which  one  found  subluxations?  Which
one  did  not?  Were  subluxations  present  in  one  group  of  cases  and
absent  in  another,  both  groups  being  of  the  same  kind  in  the  same
town?  Which  one  is  a  Chiropractor?  Which  one  follows  the
Chiropractic  principle  and  practice?  Which  one  is  building  upon
scientific  principles,  or  is  establishing  fantastical  theories?  If  one
man  can,  why  cant  another,  providing  he  use  the  same  degree  of
skill? Whats wrong with Chiropractic? It seems apropos to ask that
question at this time.
You  say  you  would  like  to  see  some  patients  that  you  have  gotten
well of the above mentioned diseases. If you would come here right
now, I would cite a case of what ten competent expert diagnosticians
called locomotor-ataxia, wherein I found subluxation and I adjusted
it,  and  the  case  is  practically  well.  You  say:  Theoretically,  these
conditions  are  easily  corrected  by  Chiropractic,.  Does  this  case
sound like theory?
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WHO LIMITS FACTS?
I  was  in  New  York.  A  Chiropractor  brot  a  case  of  cancer  of  the
right breast to me for analysis. He had been  adjusting  here  and  there.
He was at his  wits  end  to  know  what  to  do.  The  cancer  was  growing
larger,  looking  worse,  and  giving  more  pain.  I  went  over  his
spinographs,  took  NCM  readings,  checked  back  upon  the  readings,
told  him  where  to  adjust.  He  has  been  doing  so  since.  A  letter  today
from  him  reports  that  the  cancer  is  growing  smaller,  looking  better,
and giving less pain. Cancer is caused by a subluxation interfering
with  transmission.  Find that  locality,  adjust  it the  right  direction,  and
your  case  will  get  well.  You  would  like  to  see  such  a  case?  This  is
another. You say: Theoretically, these conditions are easily corrected
by Chiropractic,. Does this case sound like theory? If I can, why
do you say it cant be done?
What a pity! A great health-giving system set back fifteen or twenty
years.  And,  pray  tell,  how  can  Chiropractic  be  a  great
health-giving  systema  great  health  giving  system,  when  it  fails
on all the names that you, Dr. , and time and experience have
proved  to  thousands  of  Chiropractors  that  it  wont  work?  What
makes such a monumental failure, as you describe Chiropractic to be,
great? What makes  Chiropractic  a  health  giving  system  when  it
so  gigantically  fails  to  give  health  in  so  many  ways  to  so  many
diseases?  Does  strength  appear  best  to  you,  in  the  guise  of  the
admission of incompetency? What do you mean health giving when
the entire tone of your letter of January 25th is a denial of my position
of  accomplishment?  In  one  breath  you  call  Chiropracticin  the
abstract,  theoreticallyI  supposea  great  health  giving  system,
and  in  the  next  deny  yourself  and  affirm  its  failures  to  do  that  very
thing to thousands of Chiropractors.
Neither  you  nor  I  can  set  anything  forward  or  backward.  If  it
succeeds,  it  sets  itself  where  it  of  right  belongs.  If  Chiropractic  fails,
as  you  say  it  does,  it  deserves  to  die.  If  it  succeeds,  as  I  say  it  does,
neither  you  nor  I  can  kill  it.  Theoretically  these  conditions  are
easily  corrected  by  Chiropractic,  but  thirteen  years  of  practicing
straight  Chiropractic  has  convinced  Dr.    that  in  above
mentioned  conditions  this  theory  will  not  work.  Theories  never
work.  Theories  are  but  theories.  Theories  are  unestablished
ideas.  At  one  time,  Chiropractic  was  all  theory  in  the  mind  of  one
man. It has been gradually climbing
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out of the theory class, into the scientific class. Many Chiropractors
are  still  staying  in  the  theory  class  and  are  still  getting  theory
results,  such  as  you  proclaim.  You  can  be  a  straight  Chiropractor
and  still  work  with  the  straight  theory  of  years  ago,  and  still  fail.
You can also be a straight Chiropractor of the present day and work
with  scientific  facts  at  your  command  and  attain  results  accordingly.
Chiropractic is no longer a theoryit has not been for five years. If
you  would  get  out  of  the  theory  class  into  the  scientific  work  now
being  done,  you  would  not  have  written  that  letter  of  January  25th.  I
have never under-estimated the supreme value of Chiropractic; neither
have  I  ever  over-estimated  the  value  of  many  Chiropractors  who  call
themselves  Chiropractorswho  prefer  to  stand  still  rather  than  grow
with our movement.
I am as vitally concerned in my welfare as anybody I know. I am also
as  vitally  concerned  in  your  welfare  as  anybody  I  know.  But  it  does
not enhance my or your welfare by building a high fence, close in, that
neither  of  us  can  jump  over.  I  do  increase  your  value  to  humanity
when I tear down your fences, tear down those about me, and tell you
to go on and do even greater wonders than you have ever done before;
build  up  a  scientific  approach  which  makes  it  possible;  present  the
method and means of making statements true; proving it dailybut, I
cannot make Chiropractors come here and drink, or think! That some
do  not  keep  up  with  the  procession,  is  no  fault  of  mine,  nor  is  it  the
fault of Chiropractic, and certainly is not the fault of the patients who
are sick, who seek health. I am vitally concerned in the welfare of the
sick who have a God-given right to get well; whether that be for what
you  call  goat-feathers  of  my  scientifically  proven  substantialities;
whether it be for the things you say cannot be  done,  or  for  the  things
any  other  Chiropractor  says  can  be  done  and  is  doing  them.  I  am
vitally concerned in the preservation of Chiropractic as a distinct and
separate science for future generations. And, I want those rights to be
as close in or as far away as facts and results justify, no closer and no
farther.
You want Chiropractic built upon scientific findings. Tell me how
to  make  it  such!  Tell  me  whether  I  should  listen  to  that  Chiropractor
who  had  failed  with  Chiropractic,  for  cancer;  or  whether  I  should
follow my experience? Please tell me whether
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WHO LIMITS FACTS?
I  should  listen  to  you,  who  disclaim  any  value  in  Chiropractic  for
pyorrhea,  apical  infections  for  teeth,  corns,  syphilis,  stuttering
cancer,  hydrocephalus,  locomotor-ataxia,  warts,  moles,  bunions,  et
al,  including  corns  and  fallen  arches,  or  listen  to  Dr.    in
West Virginia who says Chiropractic is no good in syphilis, Brights
disease,  diabetes  mellitus,  tuberculosis,  pernicious  anaemia,  Potts
disease,  intussusception,  hydrocephalus,  phimosis,  locomotor-ataxia,
transverse  myelitis,  arteriosclerosis,  abscesses  of  all  kinds,  cataract,
glaucoma,  warts,  moles,  bunions,  baldness,  diphtheria,  acute
appendicitis,  spinal  arthritis,  etc.,  (he  enumerated  twenty-twohow
many more does that etc. include?), many of which you might claim
Chiropractic of value to. Who is an authority? Who is a standard? How
many practitioners, standards, and authorities have we, to whom I can
sincerely  turn,  listen  to,  to  tell  me  what  Chiropractic  is  good  for,  so
that I may build upon scientific findings?
Am I to take medical men, osteopaths, or some Chiropractors, or any
of  them,  as  a  standard  upon  which  to  judge  whether  Chiropractic  is
wrong; or are Chiropractors fooling the public? Now you say we here
are fooling the public on some diseases. Then comes Dr.    and
he contends the same, on a different list, by asserting that Chiropractic
is good for some diseases, but is not good for the rest of them. Are you
or is he to be my standard? Just how can I reach some common-sense,
practical, rightly established standard?
Who  is  the  man,  or  men,  who  possesses  that  little  bit  of  in-
telligence  that  shall  discriminate  between  goat-feathers,  real
drugless  health  science,  scientific  findings,  fantastical  theories,
or claims? Is it you who deny some subjects; is it Dr.   who
denies others; is it others who deny others; or is it the several thousand
who  do  not  practice  straight  Chiropractic  like  you  and  I,  but  use
lights,  electricity,  radionics,  to  cure  disease  that  Chiropractic  cannot
reach?  Are  they  the  standard?  And,  these  men,  too,  have  as  much
right  to  build  their  fence  inside  of  your  fence,  as  you  have  a  right  to
build  your  fence  inside  of  mine.  If  you  will  answer  these  questions,
you will help me to solve this riddle.
While we are discussing this difference in what some think and others
disagree  with,  suppose  we  list  the  difference  of  opinion  as  expressed
by you and Dr. :
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HISTORY REPEATS
Dr. , list
(Chiropractic no good for)
Syphilis
Brights disease
diabetes mellitus
tuberculosis
pernicious anaemia
Potts disease
Intussusception
hydrocephalus
phimosis
locomotor-ataxia
transverse myelitis
arterio-sclerosis
abscesses of all kinds
cataract
glaucoma
warts
moles
bunions
baldness
diphtheria
acute appendicitis
spinal arthritis
etc.
Your list
(Chiropractic no good for)
hydrocephalus
locomotor-ataxia
warts
moles
bunions
et al
cancer
corns
fallen arches
pyorrhea
apical infections of teeth
stuttering
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WHO LIMITS FACTS?
His list indicates sixteen that you do not mention, unless you include
them in that et al. Your list includes six he does not mention, unless
he includes them in that etc.  Add  all  he  has  (22)  to  those  you  have
which he hasnt (6), and we cut 28 diseases from two people alone. If
both  of  you  would  take  the  time  to  tabulate  a  list,  both  of  you  could
and  would  increase  that  list.  This  is  not  fictitious,  a  goat-feather,
fantastical  theory,  or  a  claim  listing.  It  is  a  statement  of
comparative fact, of two Chiropractors.
For years we have been gathering testimonials from many and varied
sources, regarding the efficacy of  Chiropractic for diseases so-called,
as  diagnosed.  This  list,  compiled,  includes  everything  from  head  to
toe,  inside  and  outside,  acute  or  chronic,  fever  or  chills,  wet  or  dry;
diagnosed  and  undiagnosed,  etc.  Its  a  veritable  treasure-house  of
accomplishment.  To  wander  thru  its  thousands  of  affidavits,
testimonials, solicited and unsolicited, is to shame any man who calls
himself Chiropractor, who would even think that a certain name hung
on  an  indefinite  condition,  could  not  get  well  when  its  cause  was
corrected.  To  thumb  over  the  cases  diagnosed  as  cancer,
hydrocephalus,  inclusive  of  every  name  referred  to  in  either  list,  in
another  part  of  this  letter,  is  to  find  signed  affidavits,  sworn  to,  of
people  who  had  those  names  hung  on  them,  who  went  to
Chiropractors,  took  adjustments  and  got  well.  This  register  of  many
thousands  of  names  has  been  gathering  from  1895 down  to  this  date.
These  testimonials  have  been  published  in  newspapers,  have  been
secured by Chiropractors, and sent us, signed by the people who once
had  them,  took  adjustments,  and  now  swear  they  are  well.  You  say,
Theoretically these conditions are easily corrected by Chiropractic,
. Do these testimonials sound like theory?
A  few  pertinent  questions  naturally  arise.  Were  those  people  sick?
Did  they  have  what  the  testimonial  says  they  had?  Were  they
incurable? Were any of them given up to die? Physicians said so! Did
these  people  get  well,  say  of  Brights  Disease?  Physicians  passed
many  of  them  for  insurance!  So,  the  testimonials  reveal!  Did  these
people  take  adjustments?  Chiropractors  said  so!  Did  they  get  well
under adjustments? Patients said so! And why do I repeat what others
said?  Because  the  Chiropractor  loves  diagnosis,  he  loves  to  fondle
and  caress  those  meaningless  and  useless  names;  he  loves  to  hang  a
crime onto a set of
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defenseless  symptoms;  therefore  physicians  ought  to  know,  so  I
mention him. And you advise me to take the experience of the field,
so  when  they  send  me  testimonials  by  the  thousands,  including  every
name you and Dr. list as incurable, and I find other Chiropractors have
given adjustments to the same name and sent me signed and sworn to
testimonials of their patients asserting that they got wellthat certainly
ought  to  be  profiting  from  the  experience  of  the  field.  To  fall  back
upon  my  experience  since  the  birth  of  Chiropractic;  upon  my
experience  of  our  immense  clinics  herewell,  that  just  cant  be
done  because  that  is  not  of  the  field.  Now  that  we  have  the  facts
before  us,  and  that  introduces  a  contradiction  between  what  you  say
cant  be  done,  and  the  testimonials  of  thousands  which  say  it  can  be
done,  I  must  raise  the  question  as  to  whether  you  two  are  doing  the
same thing, in the same way, to similar types of cases! As the teacher
of  all  of  you,  I  have  a  right  to  raise  that  question  more  than  anybody
else  in  our  profession.  If  one  man  can  and  does,  and  another  man
cannot  and  does  not,  then  there  is  something  wrong  somewhere,  in
one  or  the  other,  and  it  should  be  obvious  where  that  responsibility
lies. Plain language? No plainer than  the facts justify! Even as I write
this, my mail arrives with the January, 1929, issue of the  Chiropractic
Digest, which, on page 4, contains a signed and sworn to affidavit of a
Mrs.  Sharp  who  took  Chiropractic  adjustments  and  got  well  of
cancer.  While  you  say  it  cannot  be  done,  Drs.  Wynn  and  Wynn,
down  in  Texas  are  doing  it.  Whats  wrong  with  Chiropractic?
Nothing! Whats wrong with some Chiropractors? They dont know as
much  about  Chiropractic  as  they  should,  therefore  they  limit  their
possibilities to how much they know. Know more about Chiropractic,
and you can do more with it!
Everywhere  we  hear  the  cry:  Whats  wrong  with  Chiropractic?
Why  had  its  patronage  diminished  instead  of  increasing?  Your  own
words give the answer. You have said Chiropractic is no good for
a  list  of  names;  Dr.    has  said  it  is  no  good  for  another  list  of
diseases;  you  have  said  the  theory  will  not  work;  you  have  said  it
has  so  proved  to  thousands  of  Chiropractors  that  it  will  not  work.
Then,  if  it  will  not  work,  it  should  fail.  According  to  you,  thats  why
the patronage has diminished instead of increasing. Every man does
what  he  thinks.  What  he  thinks  is  what  he  does.  Thinking  that
Chiropractic is no good
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WHO LIMITS FACTS?
makes it no good, because he will not, does not, try those cases; hence
it  does  fail!  Whose  fault  is  it  that  Chiropractic  fails  when
Chiropractors make it fail? Chiropractors can refuse to take cases and
fail;  or  they  can  take  the  same  cases  and  make  it  succeed!  The  fault
lies not in Chiropractic but in the Chiropractor.  The fault does not lie
in those who claim Chiropractic to be a cruel,  but in those who fail
to make it a cure-all when it could be made so if they but would.
I  am  offering  you  evidence  that  Chiropractic  is  a  cure-all;  that  it
has  been  so  proven  in  the  hands  of  competent  men  and  women.  Not
that every case that  went  to  a  Chiropractor  got  well;  but  that  cases of
all kinds have gotten well at the hands of Chiropractors. What do you
offer  to  prove  that  Chiropractic  has  failed?  Evidence?  No!
Unsupported  statements  of  those  who  have  failed?  Yes!  Does  the
statement  of  failure  offset  the  evidence  of  success?  No!  Before  you
have  established  evidence  to  substantiate  your  case,  it  becomes
necessary to deny the evidence of those who have succeeded. Can this
be done?
You  have  a  right  to  classify  any  disease  or  list  of  diseases,  in  your
mind  and  practice,  as  incurable,  because  you  have  tried  and  you
have  failed  to  get  them  well.  Any  other  Chiropractor  has  a  right  to
accept  your  rejections,  and  succeed  in  getting  them  well.  But,  your
failures do not give you the right to say that such cases cannot get well
with  Chiropractic.  Disparage  your  ability  all  your  judgment  thinks
best, but dont cast your shortcomings on Chiropractic.
To  accept  you  alone  as  the  standard,  would  mean  to  ignore  all  the
rest.  Would  that  be  fair  to  them?  To  accept  you  and  Dr.  ,
would  mean  to  add  some  on  his  list  that  are  not  on  yours.  If  I  accept
both of you, would that be fair to the rest of the field? If I accept all
the  rest,  each  would  add  or  subtractwhat  would  be  left  for  any  of
us?  For  every  mixer  is,  by  the  very  process  of  mixing,  admitting  that
the  things  he  mixes  for  are  not  amenable  to  Chiropractic  adjustment!
And,  am  I  to  say  that  he  is  not  a  Chiropractor  when  he  says  he  is?
Who  am  I  to  discount  the  classification  or  eliminate  any  ones
opinions? And then, there is the opposite group of Chiropractors, just
as great if not greater, who can pile up the cases on the credit side of
the ledger of human service: adding names of diseases that others have
given
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up to die, and getting them well. What right have I to discount them? I
cannot  eliminate  their  opinions  any  more  than  yours.  Evidence  is
evidence;  it  must  be  weighed  in  its  entirety,  both  for  and  against  the
issue  before  us.  When  judicially  weighed,  without  passion  or
prejudice, I find you guilty of a crime committed in letting people die,
whom you otherwise could serve, and could save the life of, if you but
knew how! To give me the right to decide proper values is  to  put  me
back where I amwhere you write and tell me my errors, faults,  and
shortcomings,  and  thats  why  the  school  is  where  it  is.  You  say  so!
You say that I should  listen  to  the  field,  and  who  is  the  field  but
those who are in it?
If  we  were  to  judge  this  problem  by  what  you  or  I,  or  you  and  I
think,  it  could  be  solved,  because  I  could  concede  your  principles  in
The  P.S.C.,  or  you  could  concede  what  we  believe  in  your  practice;
but there are more than you and I concernedthere is Chiropractic as
is; the Chiropractor as he is; the sick people as they are. Then there are
the  antipodal  views  of  the  multitudes  who  compose  our  profession.
The mixer says I am narrow and should incorporate all  he  uses.  You
say  I  am  too  broad,  and  therefore  should  cut  down  teachings;  should
cut out diseases to the limits of your experience. Concerned as I am,
I  find  myself  between  two  rollerstoo  broad  for  your  experience;
too narrow for the experience of the mixer. You should say that the
mixer  doesnt  count;  he  does  not  use  much  Chiropractic.  Tell  that  to
him  and  see  what  he  says!  The  mixer  would  settle  it  easily  by  saying
that  you  dont  count;  you  do  not  know  how  to  make  Chiropractic
broad, you should incorporate other principles and practices. Tell that
to  you  and  see  what  you  say!  You  are both  wrong.  If  you  both  knew
Chiropractic  as  is,  both  would  use  Chiropractic  and  both  of  you
would  get  a  larger  percentage  of  all  kinds  of  cases  well,  and  find  no
necessity  to  either  narrow  or  broaden  beyond  what  Chiropractic
actually is and can do.
The P.S.C. receives support from Chiropractors who have followed
its principles accurately and carefully, and have found that they work.
The P.S.C. receives support from many Chiropractors who agree with
our teachings and disagree with our practice. (The people of the South
who believed in enslaving the negro did not support Abraham Lincoln
in  setting  them  freeI  think  that  sound;  but,  back  of  those  who
believed in the principle of
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enslaving  them,  and  behind  the  practice  of  liberating  them,  was  a
greater  principle  and  practice  than  eitherthe  right  of  the  Union  to
exist,  either  all  free  or  all  slave!)  So  today  there  are  various  kinds  of
Chiropractic (?) schools in the U.S. There is a kind to agree with each
kind  of  Chiropractic  group.  Some  chiropractors  believe  in
radionics;  so  there  is  a  Chiropractic-radionic  school  to  which  that
group send students. There is a group who believe in using everything
as a therapeutical agency, except Chiropractic adjustments; so there is
a  Chiropractic  College  that  caters  for  that  support  and  teaches
everything but Chiropractic, and wins support from that group. If that
principle  be  sound,  then,  if  The  P.S.C.  taught  everything  that
everybody  believes,  we  would  gain  the  support  of  everybody.  Is  that
what  you  mean  when  you  say,  I  am  sure  hundreds  of  our  graduates
refuse  to  support  your  school  for  the  same  reason?  If  we  taught  the
limitations that you believe, we would gain your support. If we taught
the limitations Dr.  believes, we could gain his support. By the
time  we  got  all  the  support  by  adding  or  suppressing  all  that
everybody wants added or suppressed, there wouldnt be much left to
Chiropracticwould  there?  Would  you  advise  me  to  please
everybody? As it is  now,  we do  not  do  this,  and  yet  we  have  a  larger
enrollment  than  all  schools  and  colleges  combinedeven  in  these
trying times. If I accept your advice and profit by experience  of the
field,  would  that  get  it?  If  not,  how?  Is  that  why  no  one  is  to  blame
for the lack of support the profession is giving in not sending students
to your school but yourself?
You  contend  we  cant  fool  the  public  any  longer,  we  must
produce,  implying  that  it  is  I  who  have  been  fooling  the  public;
that  the  time  long  ago  arrived  when  we  must  omit  such  and  produce
results  or  quit  misrepresenting  ourselves  and  Chiropractic.  No  more
truthful  statement  is  contained  in  your  letter  than  that!  Who  was
fooling  the  publicthat  man  who  adjusted  that  case  of
locomotor-ataxia for a year and a half; or I, who took the same case,
used  Chiropractic  on  her,  and  got  her  practically  well  in  three
months?  Have  to  produce,  dont  we?  Who  was  fooling  the
public,that  boy  who  adjusted  that  cancer  of  the  breast  for  over
one year, growing worse; or my use of scientific findings, and now
getting  a  report  of  her  getting  much  better  in  two  weeks?  Have  to
produce: dont we?
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From 1895 to 1929 we have been accused of fooling the public; first
by  the  medical  men;  then  the  osteopaths;  now  some  Chiropractors.
Each in his turn has challenged our ability to find subluxations at all;
many  subluxations  or  some  subluxations.  Medical  men  have
contended that there are no subluxations; no pressure upon nerves; no
interference  to  transmission.  They  deny  there  is  a  mental  impulse
circulation; deny our ability to move a vertebra in a living body; and,
even if all this were true, and we could move them, they affirm that it
would  not  cure  a  single  physical  disease  in  the  human  body!
Osteopaths  assert  that  all  that  is  good  in  Chiropractic  was  stolen
from osteopathy, and all that is trash in Chiropractic we have stolen
from medicine. They grant some value, but think we go too far with a
single  principle  or  practice.  Some  Chiropractors  assert  that  there  are
subluxations  in  some  cases,  not  in  the  rest;  some  pressures  in  some
cases, not in the rest; some interferences in some cases, not in the rest;
there  is  a  mental  impulse  circulation  in  some  cases,  none  in  the  rest;
they assert our ability to move vertebrae in some, where it does good,
not  in  the  rest;  that  it does  get  some  sick  well,  not  the  rest.  The  only
difference  I  find  between  the  assertions  of  medical  men,  osteopaths,
and  some  Chiropractors  is  in  the  degree  of  understanding  of  the
principle  and  practice  of  Chiropractic,  which  makes  some  believe
none of it; some believe some of it; and some believe all and prove all.
If we gathered all Chiropractors here for an addition of the things we
could  do  and  an  elimination  of  the  things  we  could  not  do,  what  you
would deny, your neighbor would affirm. You would say it could not
be  done;  he  would  assert  that  he  had  done  it.  Is  that  reasoning
evasions?
If you or any other group of Chiropractors can tell how to solve this
enigma, I shall appreciate it.
You  have  construed  my  courteous  answer  of  Feb.  7th,  to  your
communication of Jan. 25th, evasions. I did not then laugh at, nor
did I then throw your letter in the waste basket, as is evidenced by my
quoting  from  it.  If  you  construed  courtesy  as  synonymous  with
evasions  what  will  you  construe  this  letter?  This  letter  is  hitting
squarely  at  facts.  Will  this  letter  get  more  considerate  attention  than
that?  I  am  vitally  concerned  with  principles  and  practices.  I  could
keep on writing more facts, but
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whats  the  use?  This  much  I  felt  I  just  had  to  write,  to  get  it  off  my
chest.
This  letter  will  convince  you  that  I  have  taken  your  letter
seriously.  This  letter  is  not  written  to  you  because  I  am  hostile  to
youas  I  wish  to  remind  you  that  we  are  still  your  teachers  and
well-wishers.
As ever,
BJPAWM B.J.
March 7, 1929.
Dr. B. J. Palmer,
Davenport, Iowa.
Dear B.J.:
Thanks very much for your letter of February 20th.
I have a patient whom I am now adjusting for Bronchial Asthma
which, by the way, is one of the many diseases I treat. This patient
also has two corns, one on each great toe. As you say adjustments will
correct such a condition, I am writing to ask what the major usually is
in  such  cases?  I  am  frank  to  confess  that  I  have  never  given  spinal
adjustments  for  corns,  and  that  is  why  I  am  looking  for  information
regarding such.
If your answer should require that I  make  a  neurocalometer  reading
of this case, I wish to advise you in advance that I am in a position to
make  a  reading.  A  very  close  friend  of  mine  has  a  neurocalometer
which  is  one  of  the  reasons  I  dont  own  oneand  as  I  have  worked
with  him  in  makings  readings  of  cases  before,  I  am  sure  I  may  have
access to the instrument again.
Awaiting  your  advice  as  to  how  I  might  best  obtain  results  on  the
cornsI am getting excellent results on the AsthmaI am
Very truly yours,
Davenport, Iowa, March 23, 1929.
Dear friend :
If you will refer to The Science, Art, and Philosophy of Chiropractic,
by  D.  D.  Palmer  (1910),  on  pages  39,  228,  317,  322,  440,  845,  853,
and 882, you will find the answers to your question.
As ever,
BJPAWM  B.J.
(Fountain Head News, May 25, 1929, TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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(Fountain Head News, May 25, 1929, TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
A  recent  State  Bulletin  contains  an  article  under  the  caption,
Analysis and Diagnosis.
The  article  presents  nothing  new;  it  gives  little  information  on  the
question it discusses, therefore there is little to quote or refute.
Take  both  sides  of  these  questionsHas  Chiropractic  Limitations;
or Should the Profession Diagnose; read the papers on both sides; sum
them judiciallywhat have you?
The  side  that  is  against  diagnosis  reasons  the  matter  consistently,
logically  and  constantly  on  the  facts  of  Chiropractic  and  the  theories
of  medicine.  The  rebuttal  is  devoid  of  facts;  a  lot  of  words,  sarcasm,
irony, invectives, sophistries.
In  the  article  mentioned  we  note  this  statement:  We  have  in
Chiropractic the quickest and best way, in most cases, of determining
the  location  of  a  pathological  condition.  Pathology  has  a  fixed
meaning in language. Pathology does not mean that which it denies.
Pathology could not include pressure upon nerves, interferences to
transmission,  the  reading  of  comparative  spinal  heats,  for  none  of
these  are  admitted  realities.  Pathology  is  a  condition  at  the
periphery  of  a  nerve,  not  that  which  occurs  along  its  path  or  at  the
epiphery in the brain.
How  can  Chiropractic  determine  the  location  of  a  pathological
condition? Cancer is a pathology. How does Chiropractic locate
it? What is there to or in the Chiropractic principle or practice which
makes it the quickest and best way to locate cancer? If Chiropractic
be the quickest and best way, how come that it only applies in most
cases?  What  about  the  rest  of  them?  Does  Chiropractic  locate  the
pathological  condition  in  most  cases  and  medicine  locate  the  rest?
What does this writer mean?
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Later,  this  same  author  says:  In  the  State  of  West  Virginia  we
legally  have  that  privilege  to  a  certain  extentreferring  to  the  right
to diagnose. What is means by to a certain extent? How much is
a  certain?  Is  it  noneor  all?  Is it  10  per  cent  or  90  per  cent?  Can
they diagnose cancer and not rheumatism? Who puts the limitations in
West Virginia? Who says you can diagnose this, and not that, and thus
limit to a certain extent? You either haveor you have not! There is
no half way, or split figures in such situations. The Supreme Court of
West Virginiain its civil suits decisionshas set the limits that none
but  physicians  can  diagnose  any  case  and  do  so  legally.  As
Chiropractors are not physicians, the fact  is that  to  a  certain  extent
means  none!  Neither  physicians  nor  Chiropractors  set  these
limitations. Supreme Courts do! What does this writer mean?
The next paragraph contains his greatest joker.
I could quote numerous instances of the use  of  such  aids  has  done
more  to  boost  Chiropractic  than  months  of  advertising  in  the
newspaper.  By  having  diagnostic  aids  at  our  disposal  to  use  on  cases
when  they  are  deemed  necessary,  we  are  able  to  catch  the  progress
toward  health,  enlighten  the  patient  or  perhaps  refuse  the  case  more
intelligently.  We  can  thus  defeat  the  propaganda  of  the  medical  men
and go them one better; for very few medical practitioners spend much
time in examining their patients.
What  is  the  propaganda  of  the  medical  men?  That  we  are  not
competent  to  diagnose;  that  we  are  incompetent  when  we  do!  You
defeat  this  propaganda  when  you  admit  that  very  few  medical
practitioners  spend  much  time  in  examining  their  patients.  You  say
you  go  them  one  better!  How?  By  advising  your  people  to  do  the
very  thing  that  very  few  medical  practitioners  spend  much  time  in
doing?  Is  that  the  way  to  go  them  one  better?  This  man  has  the
effrontery to advise Chiropractors to do that which he admits medical
men have learned is futile to do. Why dont medical men spend much
time  in  examining  their  patients?  Because  they  know,  by  bitter
experience,  that  the  field  of  diagnosis  is  fraught  with  hazards  of
guess-work;  which  they,  with  all  their  laboratories,  equipment  and
experience,  have  not  been  able  to  overcome;  that  diagnosis  is
empirical.  This  Chiropractor  now  suggests  that  Chiropractors  take  up
the study
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of  that  which  he  admits  medical  men  have  found  useless;  how  does
this  Chiropractor  expect  Chiropractors  to  make  useful  a  useless
medical  subject;  that  which  he  admits  medical  men  admit  has  little
value? What does that writer mean?
When  the  future  of  Chiropractic  must  rest  upon  the  advice  of
Chiropractors  who  advise  Chiropractors  to  do  that  which  Chiro-
practors admit medical men dont do, then certainly Chiropractic is in
poor hands. When Chiropractors advise Chiropractors to do that which
medical  men  have  tried  and  failed  with,  and  admit  it  in  their  article,
then  those  Chiropractors  are  hard  pressed  to  defend  their  reasons  for
advising that we begin diagnosing.
Maybe I know little about diagnosing. It is probably true that I know
no more about it than the average physicianor Chiropractor; but this
much I do know, that it is poor logic to me for a Chiropractor to advise
me that I should diagnose and then in the argument he uses to tell me
why I should, he tells me that very few medical practitioners do it!
(Fountain Head News, May 25, 1929, TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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AN INSIDE OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK
By Henry W. Bruhn
(Fountain Head News, June, 1930, TWENTY-ONE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
To the Dean and Members of The Faculty of
The P.S.C. and to P.S.C. Graduates,
Students, and all Chiropractic Friends.
On  this  19th  day  of  May,  1930,  I  entered  upon  my  twelfth  year  of
service  with  The  P.S.C.  During  the  past  eleven  years,  I  have  been  in
personal contact with all matters pertaining to the financial side of the
institution  and,  during  these  years,  much  has  transpired  which  I
believe  will  be  of  general  interest  to  all  concerned.  Therefore,  I
believe  it  is  fitting  that  I  should  make  a  brief  resume  of  the  various
situations that have presented, realizing that those on the outside have,
from time to time, received information, sometimes correct and  many
times very far from the truth. A frank statement on my part is given for
the  purpose  of  clearing  up,  so  to  speak,  erroneous  ideas,
misinterpretation  of  facts  and,  in  many  instances,  a  general
misunderstanding.
Born  and  reared  in  Davenport,  I  am  personally  acquainted  with  the
birth  of  Chiropractic.  During  the  early  90s  when  Dr.  D.  D.  Palmer
was  known  as  a  magnetic  healer,  and  then  a  little  later  on,  the
beginning  of  the  practice  of  Chiropractic,  I  can  recall  the  local  press
accounts  of  arrests  and  the  many  discussions,  pro  and  con,  as  to  the
merit of Chiropractic; the beginning of a school teaching Chiropractic,
which  was  located  in  the  old  Putnam  Building  on  the  south-west
corner of Second and Brady Streets; and the moving of the School to
Tenth and Brady Streets, starting with the purchase of a small piece of
property from Mr. James Clark Duncan, the owner and principal of the
Davenport  Business  College,  which  I  had  attended;  and  following
shortly  after,  the  purchase  of  the  property  and  the  death  of  D.  D.
Palmer,  the  business  and  Chiropractic  activities  were  taken  over  by
D.Ds son, B.J.
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Previous to my connection with The P.S.C. I devoted many years to
the banking business. Therefore, my training during some fifteen years
had been along very conservative lines and, as B.J. once said during a
conference meeting, in referring to me, as being an ultra-conservative
Dutchman. It can therefore be readily understood that in discussion of
affairs  my  analysis  would  always  be  along  conservative  lines,  but,
having  the  personal  knowledge  of  the  birth  of  Chiropractic,  I  had  a
general  background  to  the  movements  that  were  carried  on  so  that  I
was gradually able to dovetail in with the general plans, altho holding
on to my conservative ideas. My first day at The P.S.C. was May 19,
1919.  After  a  brief  introduction  to  my  work  and  meeting  the  folks,  I
felt  practically  at  home  when  I  found  that  my  old  friend,  Dr.  A.  B.
Hender,  was  the  Dean  of  the  school;  and,  after  reminiscing,  recalling
old times, I felt as though I had been with The P.S.C. for many years. I
was placed in charge of the General Office and there I found plenty to
do.  While  the  May,  1919,  enrollment  was  practically  over,  yet  there
were  new  students  almost  daily.  We  were  crowded  in  a  small  office
space  in  the  old  Lanai  Building.  After  going  over  the  figures  of  the
general  ledgers,  while  there  was  much  activity,  yet,  the  totals  of  net
assets were rather  small.  As  nearly  as  I  can  recall,  the  net  investment
was  about  $154,000.00.  There  were  approximately  seven  hundred
students attending The P.S.C. All available classrooms were used and
in  some  instances  the  rooms  were  crowded.  Adding  new  students
during  June  and  July,  I  can  recall  Dr.  Cronk  coming  into  the  office
announcing  that,  according  to  roll  call  that  morning,  there  were  819
students in the School. The class-rooms in the Memorial Building and
the old Drill Hall were crowded to capacity. Everybody seemed to be
very happy, not only because of the number of students attending but
the prospects were for larger enrollments, and we needed more room.
This  was  the  beginning  of  the  expansion  program  of  The  P.S.C.  and
plans  were  drawn  for  the  erection  of  the  present  Administration
Building at an estimated cost of $80,000.00.
The May enrollment left us with a bank surplus in the neighborhood
of  $30,000.00.  We  undertook  the  erection  of  an  $80,000.00  building
with  less  than  one-half  of  the  cash  on  hand  to  complete  its
construction. The 1919 September class came up to expectations. This
was followed by the January, 1920, enrollment
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with  some  three  hundred  students,  which  was  the  largest  January
enrollment  in  the  history  of  the  School.  The  Administration  Building
was  completed  along  in  February,  1920.  The  printery  was  moved  in
and  the  basement  was  then  made  ready  for  The  P.S.C.  Cafeteria.
Instead of using the second and third floors for the Faculty Offices and
the  General  Offices,  Correspondence  Department  and  General
Accounting,  as  had  been  planned,  it  was  necessary  to  use  the  two
floors  for  class-rooms  in  order  to  provide  facilities  for  the  students
then  numbering  somewhere  in  the  neighborhood  of  1400.  As  stated
before,  the  estimated  cost  for  the  erection  of  the  new  Administration
Building  was  $80,000.00,  but,  when  completed,  the  total  cost  was
$168,000.00  or  more  than  double  the  original  estimate.  Next  of
importance  was  the  1920  September  enrollment.  In  round  figures,
there  were  600  enrolled.  The  class  was  christened  the  Noble  600.
While  the  large  enrollments  beginning  with  September,  1919,  to  and
including the May, 1920, enrollment enabled us to pay for the cost of
constructing  the  new  Administration  Building,  yet  with  600  students
added in September, 1920, we were again crowded for class rooms to
take care of the then over 2000 students attending.
With this crowded condition and our prospective list  from  the  Field
indicating further increase in student enrollment for The P.S.C., it was
decided to plan and erect a modern class-room building. I do not recall
from  what  source  I  received  the  information  as  to  the  estimated  cost
for  erecting  the  new  building  but  someone  referred  to  the  amount  as
being $150,000.00 Personally, I wondered where we were going to get
the money and if I had known at that time that the finished cost would
be $410,000.00 I am inclined to believe that I would have passed out
of the  picture.  Additional  property  fronting  on  Brady  Street  had  been
purchased. The buildings were removed and excavation begun and the
foundation  for  the  new  Class-Room  Building  completed  before  the
end  of  1920.  Our  cash  reserves  were  soon  exhausted  but  we  had  to
find ways and means of completing the building sometime in 1921.
Many  of  you  will  recall  our  appeal  to  the  Field  to  purchase  P.S.C.
Gold  Bonds.  A  total  issue  of  $300,000.00  was  provided  by  a  first
mortgage  trust  deed  to  the  American  Trust  Company  of  this  city.  Of
this sum $240,000.00 was subscribed and paid for by loyal friends of
the institution. These bonds matured serially
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during  a  period  of  ten  years.  The  terms  of  the  trust  deed  called  for
payment  of  $10,000.00  semi-annually  and,  in  order  to  meet  the
semi-annual payments, the trust deed further provided that we were to
make  monthly  payment  deposits  in  the  sum  of  $3,600.00  so  as  to
cover semi-annual retirement of bonds and, also, to pay the interest on
the  outstanding  bonds.  The  trust  deed  and  bonds  were  issued  and
made available on July 1, 1921.  The  response  to  our  appeal  provided
sufficient  funds  to  complete  the  Class-Room  Building  and  have  it
ready  for  September  1,  1921,  in  order  to  take  care  of  the  September,
1921, enrollment.
Many of you will recall the 1921 September class, 1000 strong, The
First 1000 Class. By the time all the new students were seated, using
fourteen class rooms, and the noses counted, the timekeeper reported a
total of 3300 students. The P.S.C. was looked upon as one of the main
institutions  in  the  city  of  Davenport  which  provided  activities  as  a
basis  for  a  reasonably  good  business  condition  in  the  city.  Students
and their families had to have a place to live; they must have a bite to
eat  occasionally  and  must  be  clothed  in  order  to  meet  the  regulations
and ordinances of the city. So the conditions were  very  good  in  Dav-
enport,  Iowa,  even  in  spite  of  the  fact  that  some  of  the  old  stand-by
institutions,  factories,  and  industries  were  closed  because  of  the
readjustment process after the World War.
September, 1921, proved to be the peak of enrollments in the history
of  the  School.  It  must  be  remembered  that  the  large  enrollment  in
1921  was  due  to  the  most  extraordinary  and  abnormal  conditions.
Included  in  the  student  numbers,  we  had  several  hundred  who  were
sent  to  us  through  the  Veterans  Bureau  of  the  Vocational  Board  of
Education for World War Veterans. Quite a goodly number were here
for  a  post  graduate  course.  The  P.S.C.  offered  free  a  four  months
course to those who had served over seas or in any way had taken an
active part for the U.S.A. during 1917 and 1918. So the reason for the
large enrollment was a sum total of conditions and circumstances of a
most extraordinary kind.
During  these  periods  of  apparent  growth,  and  almost  overnight
multiplication  of  new  students  and  cash  receipts,  it  was  almost
impossible for anyone to very accurately lay the plans for the future so
far as a financial background was concerned,
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but everyone tried to do the best and assume a hopeful attitude  that  a
greater and better future was in store, but the reverse was true so far as
future  enrollments  were  concerned.  There  was  a  gradual  falling  off,
and  during  the  three  years  that  followed,  every  class  enrollment
showed a marked sign of  decrease  as  compared  to  the  like  period  for
the year previous.
The gradual decrease in student enrollments was of much concern to
everybody but, in addition to this situation, there were also some very
sudden changes taking place in the Field. Nearly every state legislature
was presented with some kind of a Chiropractic bill for the purpose of
legalizing  and  licensing  the  practice  of  Chiropractic.  The  states  that
already had a Chiropractic law were considering changes and, in many
instances,  with  the  idea  of  closing  those  states  by  increasing  and
adding  to  the  requirements  for  examination;  but  many  states  were
added  to  the  list  of  so-called  licensed  states  and  where  the
Chiropractors  were  not  agreed  on  the  kind  of  a  law  they  desired,  the
states  remained  open  and  we  can  recall  the  Go  to  jail  policy  in
California, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, and other states.
With  the  large  number  of  students  at  The  P.S.C.  and  other
Chiropractic Schools throughout the United States, the A.M.A. and its
subsidiary  organizations  became  very  active.  The  old  school
recognized  that  Chiropractic  with  its  thousands  of  students  was  soon
going  to  be  a  force  that  must  be  recognized  as  an  agency  that  would
contend for part of the heretofore business and income of the medical
doctor  and,  therefore,  Chiropractors  must  be  vigorously  dealt  with
and  the  fight  was  on.  In  some  states  there  were  four  or  five  different
factions, some for The P.S.C. and others against The P.S.C., groups of
straights  and  groups  of  mixers,  groups  of  anti-B.J.  and  groups  of
pro-B.J.;  unified  actions  and  unity  of  purpose  were  rather  scarce
articles.
The  first  murmurings  of  a  basic  science  law  came  from  Wisconsin.
Some  realized  the  extent  of  its  vicious  application  to  thwart
Chiropractic  progress,  others  were  willing  to  abide  time,  and  still
others  felt  that  further  curtailing  and  limiting  Chiropractic  and
Chiropractors would make their situations more secure and give them
greater independence.
With  this  complex  situation  on  one  hand,  running  thru  the  years
1920 to 1923, came the introduction of the NCM, beginning
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with  the  analyzation  of  its  merit  during  1923  and  the  formal  an-
nouncement  during  the  early  part  of  1924.  In  the  formation  of  plans
precedent to the presentation of the NCM to the Field, many phases of
the  situation  had  to  be  carefully  considered,  not  only  from  the
standpoint of its value as necessary in the program of gaining a better
understanding of Chiropractic but what the effect an introduction of an
instrument of that kind would have upon the Field in general.
After  several  months  of  deliberation  and  many  conferences,  a  ten
year lease plan was decided upon and a contract was entered into with
the  patentee  which  provided  for  a  certain  percentage  of  monies
received to be paid to the  patentee  as  royalty.  Hundreds  of  thousands
of dollars poured into The P.S.C. from all sections of the world. True,
this provided for the retirement of P.S.C. Gold Bonds and the payment
of  all  other  accounts,  notes,  etc.,  leaving  a  very  comfortable  cash
reserve balance.
The P.S.C. was momentarily placed in a strong financial position, no
debts and one-half  million  in  cash  reserves.  It  was  thoroughly  known
and understood that with a ten years lease plan, the NCM Program to
be  carried  through  for  the  period  of  years  according  to  the  lease
contract  would  require  a  very  large  sum  of  money.  Men  had  to  be
trained  in  NCM  technic  in  order  to  carry  on  a  Field  school  of
instruction. Eight men were sent out beginning with September, 1924,
going  in  different  directions  and  calling  on  the  lessees.  This  entailed
an expenditure of about $700.00 per month per man. Suits were  filed
and  prosecuted  for  the  purpose  of  clearing  the  patent  situation  and
patent rights were finally granted during September, 1925.
Needless to say that in order to carry on all branches of activities in
connection  with  the  leasing  of  the  NCM  many  of  the  departments  of
the  School  were  augmented  by  additional  employees.  The  first  five
hundred instruments had to be replaced with a better and more rigidly
constructed and dependable instrument. While the expense of carrying
on the NCM program entailed many thousands of dollars each month,
it  must  be  remembered,  as  stated  before  in  this  letter,  that  student
enrollment was gradually on the decline. We had more instructors than
the need required, but B.J. felt that the slump was only temporary, and
that it would not be a good policy to dismiss those who
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were trained for the work when it would be only a matter of short time
when we would want to recall them. All were retained on a fair salary
basis,  but  it  is  sad  to  relate  that  the  expected  did  not  happen.  As  our
cash  reserve  was  depleted  month  by  month,  it  became  absolutely
necessary  to  take  strenuous  steps  towards  reducing  the  Schools
overhead, and it must be understood that it is rather an easy matter to
increase the force of any institution, to add on and to build up, but it is
entirely  different  to  retrench  and  get  down  to  within  the  cash  income
basis.  Various  means  were  employed  during  1925,  1926  and  1927.
More  money  going  out  than  money  coming  in.  I  can  well  recall  the
making  up  of  a  statement  for  a  period  of  twelve  months,  and  the
monthly income was more than $26,000.00 less than the monthly total
paid out. Such a condition could not long continue. Something had to
be done because The P.S.C., after all, must be saved. Finally in 1927,
the  School  was  forced  to  ask  the  Field  to  subscribe  to  a  P.S.C.  Gold
Note  issue.  The  total  authorized  was  $150,000.00.  The  total
subscribed for to date is $100,000.00.
In  order  to  conserve  the  cash  as  much  as  possible,  members  of  the
Faculty and  department  heads  accepted  one-half  payment  of  salary  in
cash  and  the  balance  in  P.S.C.  Gold  Notes.  Everyone  was  willing  to
do his part in order to tide over the situation.
In addition to the Gold Note issue, we were forced to go into debt by
negotiating  a  loan  for  P.S.C.  Building  Company  on  the  Memorial
Building. During these years, it was a hard matter to provide necessary
cash  in  the  bank  in  order  to  make  our  weekly  and  semi-monthly
payroll. From week to week and from month to  month,  we  wondered
how things were going to come out.
We carried on as best we could until the fore part of 1929 when we
realized  that  we  were  in  rather  a  hard  situation.  Our  bills  were
accumulating.  We  were  not  able  to  pay  for  the  merchandise
purchased.  Our  accounts  were  dragging  out  thirty,  sixty  and
sometimes  ninety  days  after  due.  The  concerns  which  we  had  dealt
with  for  years  were  willing  to  carry  us  along  but  we  knew  that
eventually the accounts had to be paid. Several conferences were held.
We  discussed  the  situation  from  every  angle,  and  along  about  May,
1929, we agreed that we must adopt a more drastic policy in order to
conserve what The P.S.C. stands for.
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The writer suggested that any plan we might decide upon should not
be put into operation until first consulting with the officers of the First
National Bank of the city of Davenport. Having been unable to make
payment  of  taxes,  we  were,  in  addition  to  the  loan  from  the  bank  on
the  Memorial  Building,  indebted  to  the  bank  for  something  like
$8000.00  for  money  the  bank  had  advanced  us  to  keep  the  property
from  being  sold  for  taxes.  My  suggestion  prevailed  and  the  president
and  cashier  of  the  First  National  Bank  were  called  in.  The  officers
were  pleased  that  we  had  the  confidence  in  them  and  that  we  were
willing  to  put  into  operation  any  plan  which  they  might  suggest.  The
result was that Mr. William M. Brandon, Cashier of the First National
Bank,  was  appointed  financial  administrator,  assuming  his  duties  in
July,  1929.  Mr.  Brandon  made  a  very  careful  survey  of  the  entire
situation,  inquiring  minutely  into  the  activities  and  securing
information as to the various department operations and all the details
that  entered  into  the  business  activities  of  the  School.  Mr.  Brandon
was given every cooperation in order that his ideas and plans might be
worked and carried out as nearly as desired. Departments were merged
for  the  purpose  of  providing  greater  efficiency.  Reduction  and
eliminations  were  made  wherever  it  was  possible.  We  hoped  that  we
were on the right road and Mr. Brandon gave us much encouragement.
Everyone  retained  on  The  P.S.C.  payroll  realized  the  need  and
necessity for greater application to his or her duties. Everyone was on
their  toes  eagerly  awaiting  an  opportunity  to  do  something  worth
while  and  cooperation  came  from  every  way.  Expenditures  were  cut
$4000.00  per  month.  Receipts  were  increased.  The  plan  worked
fineless  to  pay  out  and  more  money  coming  in.  We  began  paying
off; we were getting ahead; we were making a profit. We were going
and traveling in the right direction. We adopted the slogan to keep our
feet on the ground and continue to be firm, and it must be stated here
that members of the Faculty  and  department  heads  and  other  workers
throughout  The  P.S.C.,  some  with  salaries  cut,  others  who  realized
that  increase  in  pay  would  necessarily  have  to  be  postponed,  all
continued  to  carry  on,  more  than  willing  to  do  their  share.  We  still
have some time to go before we can boast that we have no debts and a
cash reserve but, unless something unusual happens, we will be in that
position before very lone.
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Since  July  1,  1929,  we  have  accomplished  the  following:  We  have
reduced  our  bank  indebtedness  several  thousand  dollars;  on  July  1st,
1929,  we  owed  on  accounts  payable  something  like  $14,000.00  and
now  we  are  paying  our  bills  promptly  and  taking  advantage  of  every
discount,  and  I  dare  say  that  there  is  no  institution  in  the  city  of
Davenport  whose  credit  is  considered  better  than  The  P.S.C.  In  spite
of  the  fact  that  it  had  been  predicted  by  business  men  (who  are
supposed to know) that The P.S.C. was on the rocks and that it would
be  only  a  short  time  until  The  P.S.C.  would  be  no  more,  we  are  still
doing business. We have changed from a monthly fixed loss or deficit
to a monthly profit or surplus.
The P.S.C. is now an active, thriving business institution and always
a  busy  place.  Everyone  has  taken  upon  themselves  a  fixed
responsibility.  Members  of  the  Faculty,  even  though  on  a  reduced
salary basis, remain loyal to The P.S.C. and are carrying on their work
even  though  the  Field  offers  them  a  greater  and  better  opportunity
from the standpoint of financial remuneration. The P.S.C. Printery is a
busy  place,  due  mainly  to  the  efforts  put  forth  by  Mr.  Ralph  Evans,
who has given  unselfishly  of  his  efforts,  and  ability  in  order  that  The
P.S.C.  Printery  may  provide  the  Chiropractic  publications  necessary
for  the  Field.  The  production  of  Chiropractic  Educators  has  doubled
during  the  last  year  and  the  National  Magazine,  The  Chiropractor,
(at  one  time  thought  wise  to  discontinue)  is  now  more  eagerly
anticipated month by month because it contains much that is valuable
for  the  advancement  of  Chiropractic.  Our  Sales  Department  shows
that The P.S.C. is relied upon for the furnishing of the Chiropractors
offices and our sales have nearly doubled. The Cafeteria has assumed
an  entirely  different  atmosphere  and  throughout  the  institution  every
department  is  busy  and  the  workers  are  planning  for  a  better  and
greater P.S.C.
We are now not only paying our current bills and taxes as they come
due  but  we  are  also  reducing  our  fixed  indebtedness,  having  paid  off
accommodation notes and part of the indebtedness to the bank and, in
addition  to  that,  building  up  a  cash  reserve.  We  have  a  goodly  daily
bank balance, and nobody is worrying; but it is necessary to hold fast
to our slogan to Keep our feet flat on the ground and continue to be
firm.
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Lastly,  I  have  a  very  important  bit  of  news.  I  am  sure  you  will  be
pleased  to  know  that  our  matriculation  records  listing  new  students
from the 1st of January to date shows a 30 per cent increase  over  the
same period during 1929. The 1930 P.S.C. Lyceum and homecoming
will  be  held  during  the  last  week  in  August,  beginning  Sunday,
August 24th. Let us all see to it that the 1930 Lyceum will be recorded
as  a  week  of  profitable  activity,  thereby  lending  further
encouragement  to  the  efforts  put  forth  in  our  new  plan  of  operation,
and  I  am  sure  that  sincere  and  earnest  cooperation  by  everyone  will
spell  success.  Those  of  you  in  the  Field,  plan  to  be  here  for  the  full
week.
I have given this analysis in order that those who are on the outside,
who are in doubt and who entertain fears for the worse, may know that
we still have something worth while and much to be proud of.
Sincerely,
HWBLMM  HENRY W. BRUHN,
P.S.C. Registrar and Auditor.
(Fountain Head News, June, 1930, TWENTY-ONE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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PROPHESY?
(Fountain Head News, June, 1930, TWENTY-ONE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
Let  me  give  a  prophetic  observation,  after  sizing  up  the  general
financial, professional, and personal situation of our profession, with a
thot  in  view  of  telling  you  what  is  going  to  happen  to  each  of  us  in
each of these situations.
The field is milling around, much like a herd of cattle who are being
driven  by  unseen,  unexplainable  forces.  A  few  head  this  way;  a  few
head  that  way;  a  few  try  to  run  astray;  a  few  do  run  amuck.  There  is
also a great big group that know just what they are doing, where they
are  going.  And  then,  there  is  also  a  third  group  that  doesnt  know
which  way  to  turn,  or  whether  to  lie  down  and  die;  not  knowing
whether the fight is worth the struggle.
Putting  it  into  our  understandable  language,  our  profession  is
gradually  evolving  into  three  groups.  First,  that  group  that  is  going
into  mixing  with  adjunctive  therapies,  diagnosis  instruments  and
apparatus,  etc.  This  group,  generally  speaking,  has  run  the  complete
gauntlet,  or  are  doing  so.  This  group  divides  itself  into  three  groups:
(a)  those  who  are  positive  they  are  on  the  right  track,  are  defiant,
bragging  about  their  rights,  etc.  (b)  Those  who  are  beginning  to
waver;  not  so  certain  about  the  value  of  any  or  all  of  the  stuff  they
have  bought,  but  are  not  yet  willing  to  throw  it  away,  take  the  total
loss  and  charge  it  up  to  experience.  (c)  Those  who  have  run  the
gauntlet;  know  that  you  cant  burn  the  candle  at  both  ends;  that  you
cant sit out on the outside of the branch and saw it off without taking
the  bump  that  goes  with  the  right  to  saw  it  off;  who  have  found  the
uselessness  of  useless  expenditures  and  are  making  clean  breasts  of
the  whole  thing;  cutting  it  all  out  and  getting  back  into  the
Chiropractic wagon again.
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Second group: This group doesnt know whether to make the plunge
or  not.  They  look  around;  they  feel  the  urge;  the  pressure  to  plunge
surrounds  them  on  one  side;  the  pressure  upon  the  other  side  tells
them to be cautious and careful. One fellow  tells  them  this  therapy  is
fine  and  this  diagnostic  instrument  is  great;  another  tries  to  reassure
them that only Chiropractic will win in the long run, etc. A percentage
of  this  group  will  fall  by  the  wayside;  they  always  do.  There  will  be
another  percentage  that  will  automatically  die  in  the  scramble,  go  to
the professional scrap heap and be out of the picture. But, there will be
another percentage that will find themselves in the equation, come up
smiling,  bob  up  with  a  sparkling,  sincere  conscience  and  go  on  with
their great lifes work.
Third  group:  This  group  consists  of  the  real  fellowsthose  that
know now and always have known where they are going. They either
thot it thru before they came to school and took that definite stand; or,
they  may  have  had  it  pounded  into  them  at  the  Chiropractic  school
they  attended  (and  sometimes  this  happens  in  spite  of  some  schools
and because of some others); or, they may have found themselves after
they got out into the held and had some sick patient who got well with
Chiropractic  pound  some  Chiropractic  into  them.  This  third  group  is
growing  stronger  numerically,  personally,  professionally,  and
financially.  Their  business  is  growing.  Their  clientele  is  of  the  finer
people.
As  I  attend  more  conventions,  speak  before  more  groups  of
Chiropractors,  I  can  see  the  three  different  groups  before  me.  In  the
first group they shake hands with me in a sheepish manner, they slide
up to me in a sneaking attitude. Their tongue is oily and slippery. They
say  the  finest  things  in  a  thieving,  lying  manner.  I  can  read  between
every word and get their real meaning. They think they fool me and I
sometimes  (?)  let  them  think  so.  More  than  likely,  sometime  during
the  conversation,  I  drop  a  hint  or  a  look  which  tells  them  that  I  am
wise  to  their  subterfuging  game.  But  they  come  to  hear  me  talk
Chiropractic, and thats the big thing.
I  think  they  come  for  one  of  three  reasons:  (1)  to  openly  defy  my
logic  and  reason  to  try  and  convince  themselves  that  they  were  right
before  they  came;  or,  (2)  they  think  I  may  say  something  that  they
might miss hearing; or, (3) they come to sin-
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PROPHESY
cerely try to help themselves find themselves to find out why they are
where they are. No matter what the  motive  that  brings  them,  they  are
always  welcome  to  come  to  hear  me  because  they  will  always  hear
Chiropractic whenever I speak and none of it can hurt them and some
of it may do some of them some good.
In  the  second  group,  I  can  read  the  doubt  that  hangs  around  them.
There  is  no  decision  to  anything  they  think,  say,  or  do;  they  suggest
indecision.  As  they  think,  so  they  do  radiate  it  to  their  patients;  no
wonder  their  practice  has  slipped.  They  dont  know  where  they  are
going, therefore their patients dont know whether to stay on or quit.
In  the  third  group,  we  have  people  of  positive  affirmation.  They
know.  They  think  straight.  They  speak  positively,  they  act  clean-cut.
Their  patients  are  not  left  to  float  about  running  wild.  They  either
come  or  go,  and  while  they  are  here  they  know  exactly  what  to  do
because they are so told.
Each  of  these  three  great  groups  is  taking  shape.  Each  is  putting
himself into the group where he wants to get. The lines are fast taking
form.  The  demarcation  is  becoming  clearer.  The  three  groups  are
organizing  themselves  into  definite  form.  The  whites  are  gathering
together.  The  blacks  are  getting  themselves  together.  The  grays  are
becoming either white or black.
But  this  much  I  knoweach  and  every  man  is  largely  prompted  by
the greed of the game. He is in Chiropractic for the money he can get
out of the sick with its use. That being the primal motive of the many I
can  say  to  you  without  hesitation,  its  the  whites  who  have  the
business,  who  build  the  business,  who  hold  the  business,  who  get  it
and keep it permanently. And, by the whites I mean those who confine
themselves  to  Chiropractic.  All  others  are  relegating  themselves  into
the  professional  discard  and  are  rapidly  eliminating  themselves  for
themselves by themselves.
(Fountain Head News, June, 1930, TWENTY-ONE YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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ACA-UCA UNIONWHAT DOES IT
ACTUALLY MEAN?
(Fountain Head News, February, 1931, TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
(Since my return home from over-seas, I have been
asked my opinion of the National Chiropractic Assn.
Without fear or favor, I herewith give you my analysis
of the situation as it stands.B.J.)
Let us analyze each association, study its history, its record of deeds.
Years ago The UCA was born in the basement of 828 Brady. It was
conceived  by  Hod  Norton,  Ernest  Erz,  and  some  seventeen  others,
including B. J. Palmer.
One  of  its  members  was  arrested  in  LaCrosse,  Wis.,  for  practicing
medicine  without  a  license.  Defense  was  demanded.  He  couldnt  do
it  alone.  A  group  was  needed  to  pool  money.  All  others  might  be  in
like  predicament  when  they  went  out.  An  objective  was  before  that
groupthe  right  of  the  sick  to  get  well,  with  Chiropractic,  must
remain  unchallenged  by  any  and  all  foreign  enemies.  They  employed
the firm of Morris (Tom) and Hartwell (Fred).
B. J. Palmer was elected Secretary. He remained such until 1925. It
was  an  objective-business  concern;  conceived  as  such;  managed  as
such; run as such.
By objective-business is meant that it had an objective which was
served in a business-like manner.
The  objective  originally  laid  down  was:  Chiropractic  was  primary
and  Chiropractors  were  secondary  in  its  function;  the  message  and
message  bearerone  always  more  important  than  the  other.  The
business policy laid down was: Every dollar collected was to be used
legitimately and economically to better
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save and serve Chiropractic in its purity for posterity. The right of the
sick  to  get  well  with  Chiropractic  must  remain  unchallenged  by  any
and all foreign enemies.
That  objective  and  business  policy  was  guided  for  twenty  years  by
two  menTom  Morris  as  the  legal  head,  and  B.  J.  Palmer  as  the
Chiropractic head.
It  grew;  it  thrived;  it  did  things  for  Chiropracticthe  TIC.  And,  in
serving  Chiropractic,  it  automatically  served  Chiropractors,  by
protecting  the  message  for  the  message  bearer,  that  the  right  of  the
sick  to  get  well  with  Chiropractic  must  remain  unchallenged  by  any
and all foreign enemies.
It  was  a  strong,  growing  organization.  It  guided  legislation  for
Chiropractic.  It  prevented  detrimental  legislation  being  passed  by
medical,  osteopathic,  or  Chiropractic  interests,  whether  innocently,
ignorantly,  or  maliciously  designed,  that  the  right  of  the  sick  to  get
well  with  Chiropractic  must  remain  unchallenged  by  any  and  all
foreign  enemies.  It  directed  the  path  of  state  associationsfor
Chiropractic,  by  preventing  the  Chiropractor  from  losing  sight  of  the
primary  objective  of  why  he  was  in  businessa  fault  many  of  our
people  have.  It  protected  the  Chiropractorfor  Chiropractic,  thereby
protecting  the  right  of  the  sick  to  get  well  with  Chiropractic,  which
must remain unchallenged by any and all foreign enemies.
In 1924, B.J. made a trip around the world. While the cat was away,
the mice got their heads together into a conspiracy. They resented that
firm and deliberate hand which had held them to objectives for twenty
years;  they  rebelled  against  him  who  would  not  let  them  put  their
hands  into  its  exchequer  and  take  its  monies  for  personal  use;  they
schemed  against  him  who  took  power  from  the  Board  of  Directors
who wanted to hold semi-annual beer and booze parties at its expense,
running into thousands of dollars. The objectives of the UCA did  not
include loot for its elected officers.
When  B.J.  returned,  the  skids  were  greased.  B.J.  was  to  go.  Rather
than be forced out, B.J. took the hemlock and resigned.
Tom Morris was competent legally to run The UCA, but he was not
competent Chiropractically.  Tom  Morris  assumed  the  legal  reins  and
tried to carry on both sides. Plots were laid
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against  him,  for  he,  too,  had  spent  twenty  years  in  building  up  its
objectives into a successful organization for the right of the sick to get
well  with  Chiropractic.  He  defeated  them  fairly  well,  but  they
eventually got him.
Broken hearted, having sacrificed twenty of the best years of his life
to  the  upholding  of  this  great  health  service,  he  finally  passed  out  of
the picture.
The  UCA  now  passed  into  the  hands  of  the  wrecking  crewthose
who thought more of their own pleasures than a sacrificing service to
a causeto whom it mattered little whether Chiropractic was saved or
not; whether Chiropractic  was  kept  pure  for  posterity  or  not;  whether
the sick got well with Chiropractic or not.
Weaker men than B.J. or Tom Morris tried to carry on. The new men
did  not  have  the  confidence  of  the  rank  and  file  of  our  profession.
Amongst  themselves,  each  knew  too  well  what  the  other  was  after.
Membership  began  to  drop;  money  ceased  to  come  in.  Under  their
managership,  it  began  to  deny  things  the  older  UCA  stood  for.  It
reversed policies, it denied fundamentals. It was slipping in numerical
and  financial  strength.  Two  members  were  engaged  to  travel  from
coast to coast to solicit memberships and bolster up the old. As far as
can  be  ascertained,  they  did  neither  successfully.  They  blew  hot  and
cold;  they  made  concessions;  they  misrepresented  the  former  control
of  the  UCA  (until  checked);  they  actually  weakened  the  organization
by reducing its numerical strength and financial income. They were a
liabilitynot an assetat the same time devouring money paying two
mens salaries and traveling expenses, always going together.
Naturally, and as is to be expected, the profession gravitated into two
groupsthose  who  were  for  a  firm  controlling  hand,  and  those  who
wanted to run wild without restraint.  Those  who  were  for  that  sort  of
thing,  joined  the  ACA  and  helped  on  its  objectives,  under  the
leadership of Dr. Margetts, who has since faded out of the association
picture.  These  people  gravitated  to  their  common  intereststhey
formed that kind of an organization that could and would best express
their indignation.
It  stood  for  the  right  of  the  Chiropractor  to  govern  himself,
independent of any man, regardless of who he was. It gathered
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unto itself those who had felt the hard hand of the man who fought
their  self-aggrandizement  at  the  hands  of  its  hard-earning  and
sacrificing  payments  of  dues.  It  gathered  into  its  folds  those  who
wanted  to  add  to  or  subtract  something  from  Chiropractic.  It  drew
around  itself  those  who  wanted  a  license  regardless  of  the  cost  to
Chiropracticin other words, those who opposed  every  policy  of  the
old  UCA  formed  a  new  association  wherein  they  could  do  as  they
please, regardless of the price Chiropractic paid in so doing.
The  ACA,  therefore,  was  born  of  opposition  to  the  UCA  and  all  it
stood  for.  It  was  a  playground  for  mixers  who  wanted  the  fruit  of
Chiropractic  without  earning  the  right  to  Chiropractic  by  helping  to
sustain it.
The  simplified  program  of  the  ACA  was  to  be  opposite  and  in
opposition  to  the  UCA.  It  had  one  fundamental  which  was  strongly
urged and strictly adhered toto give to Chiropractors  all  that  which
the old UCA denied to Chiropractic.
So  far  as  Chiropractic  was  concerned,  the  ACA  always  was  straw
baby organization.
With  the  ACA  already  at  a  low  level  in  Chiropractic,  and  the  UCA
rapidly  slipping  down  to  a  low  level  in  Chiropractic,  it  was  but  a
question  of  time  until  they  would  both  reach  the  same  non  and
anti-Chiropractic level of service. Given time, they both stood  for  the
same things.
The  ACA  took  the  path  of  least  resistance  to  start  with.  The  UCA
was  rapidly  taking  unto  itself  the  paths  of  least  resistance.  Both
organizations  were  advocating  anything  medical  anybody  wanted;
granting  every  Chiropractor  anything  he  wanted  in  Chiropractic;
or,  reversing  the  language,  granting  everything  medical  any
Chiropractor wanted.
The UCA was now another straw-baby organization.
The  ACA  never  was  a  strong  organization  as  compared  to  the  old
UCA.  It  had  few  members,  little  financial  support,  and  no  objectives
or  business  policy  that  favored  Chiropractic.  By  few  members  is
herein meant, regular, bona  fide,  fully-paid-up  memberships.  I  do  not
here  regard  the  $  a  year  affiliated  members  as  any  other  than  so
many  names  on  a  register.  The  UCA  was  getting  weaker,  month  by
month; losing members; denying its
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debts;  doing  less  for  Chiropractic;  granting  greater  liberties  to
Chiropractors  by  actually  permitting  them  to  commit  slow  suicide
against themselves.
When  any  organization  ceases  to  legitimately  and  objectively  serve
those  who  pay  its  dues,  they  drop  out,  and  it  drops  down.  Both
organizations  were  existing  in  nameneither  serving  Chiropractic;
both on the wane and each divided the same field of the other; hence
oblivion and bankruptcy faced them both, given time.
Overtures were made to me, when UCA Secretary, to unite them. It
was  impossible.  The  UCA  was  (then)  serving  Chiropractic,  the  ACA
was serving Chiropractors. When I passed out of the picture, overtures
were made to Tom Morris. It was still impossible. The same difference
in objectives and business policies existed in Tom Morris mind as in
mine, therefore the same barrier. When Tom Morris passed out of the
picture, and the UCA passed into weaker hands, overtures were again
made.  It  now  became  a  possibility.  Were  not  both  serving  the  same
master?  One  thing  positive  faced  them  bothobliterationor
amalgamation.
Amalgamation  has  taken  place.  What  has  taken  place?  Two  straw
organizations have been amalgamated into one straw child.
The  strength  of  any  Chiropractic  organization  rests  solely  and
alone  in  its  Chiropractic  objectives.  The  ACA  never  had  any
Chiropractic objectives, for be it remembered it was born of prejudice
against a man and in opposition to the policies of the UCA. The UCA
once had them. The UCA did not now have  any.  Neither,  alone,  now
had  any.  Have  they  now  unified  any?  Time  will  tell!  Time  has  told
what has become of the UCA. And what I restate now is no different
than  what  I  told  the  profession  in  1925.  I  said  then  that  the  UCA
would live if  it  maintained  its  former  objectives;  that  the  UCA  would
die  if  it  lost  them.  Knowing  the  men  who  were  directing  it,  I
prophesied that  it  would  die.  They  thot  more  of  themselves  than  they
did of Chiropractic.
Thruout this statement, a distinction and a difference exists between
fundamental objectives wherein Chiropractic has been the goal of one
association, and pleasing the Chiropractor as advocated and practiced
by the other
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I shall make that clear by citing methods used:
The  UCA,  the  ACA,  and  the  CHB,  as  organizations,  are  similar  to
non-profit-sharing,  co-operative  or  mutual  insurance  companiesa
group  united  for  a  mutual  purpose,  spending  the  profits  or  losses
mutually upon its members.
The member, when he joins, assumes the burden of loss, if any, and
shares the profits, if any. With the older UCA, and now with the CHB,
there  were  no  profitsthe  assessments  being  arranged  as  cases  and
defenses demanded. Surplus went into a sinking fund to meet possible
mal-practice judgments when such occurred.
Insurance  companies  enter  into  contracts  with  members  to  cover  a
certain  risk  of  loss;  to  indemnify  the  member  if  there  is  a  loss.  The
amount of the annual premium which the member pays is based upon
the kind of coverage he needsmore coverage, more premium.
This is how it worked out in two of these associations:
Association  A:  The  premium  was  as  low  at  $1.00  per  person  per
year,  for  state  affiliations.  In  others,  where  there  was  no  state
association affiliation, it fluctuated around a very low premium for the
association in question offered much for little, and gave little in return.
Suppose  a  member  paying  this  low  rate  of  premium  were  charged
with  mal-practice,  in  which  $50,000.00  damages  were  asked.  This
association,  thru  its  national  counsel  (who  stayed  at  home  and  never
left  his  office  to  try  its  cases)  would  write  a  letter  directing  the
Chiropractor to engage a good lawyer, allowing him a stated amount,
advising the Chiropractor to advise the lawyer to not fight the case; to
have  the  lawyer  call  upon  the  one  damaged  (thru  his  counsel,  of
course)  to  settle  the  case  out  of  court  as  cheaply  as  possible.
Possibly it could be settled for  $25.00,  $50.00,  or  even  $100.00  and
lawyers fees. The probabilities are that this insurance association got
out  of  the  case  for  as  little  as  $225.00  to  $250.00.  $50.00  went  to
national  counsel  (who  never  left  his  office)  $50.00  went  to  local
counsel  who  went  thru  the  motions  and  plead  guilty  for  his  client
(under  instructions  of  national  counsel),  and  $100.00  to  the  injured
patient, and possibly $25.00 for court costs.
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If  the  insurance  company  were  purely  an  insurance  company,  this
would  be  the  consistent,  logical,  and  business-like  thing  to  do;  to  get
the  company  off  as  cheaply  as  possible.  But,  this  purported  to  be  a
Chiropractic  organization,  which  meant  that  it  held  itself  out  to
Chiropractors  to  be  something  more  than  a  purely  selfish,
money-making  organization.  Any  Chiropractor,  thru  any  local
counsel,  can  plead  guilty  at  any  time  without  belonging  to  any
national organization. The object of belonging to a national protective
organization  is  that  it  can  do  what  no  local  counsel  could  do  alone,
viz.,  save  him  from  pleading  guilty;  save  him  from  the  disgrace  of
admitting  guilt;  save  him  from  injuring  his  business  by  admitting  he
injured a patient.
Every time this association advised its members to settle their cases
out  of  court,  it  asked  that  Chiropractor  to  plead  guilty  to  injuring  a
patient  with  Chiropractic.  It  asked  the  Chiropractor  to  admit  that  he
was  mal-practicing  Chiropractic  and  was  practicing  medicine  and
surgery  when  he  was  practicing  Chiropractic.  (For  substantiation  of
this position, read Arthur Holmes book on Mal-Practice.)
To  make  it  a  practice  of  pleading  guilty  is  the  act  of  cowards.  It  is
the  path  of  least  resistance.  It  is  the  easiest  way  out  for  the
Chiropractor.  It  is  the  cheapest  way  out  for  the  insurance  asso-
ciationbut  it  places  Chiropractic  before  the  public  as  a  dangerous
method,  injuring  sick  people,  which  the  Chiropractor  admits  by
pleading  guilty  to  the  charge.  This  ruins  the  business  of  the
Chiropractor  so  charged,  via  newspaper  publicity,  and  it  also  costs  a
general  injury  to  all  practicing  Chiropractors  within  the  area  reached
by  that  publicity,  as  many  of  our  Chiropractors  can  unfortunately
testify.
The old UCA did not and the modern CHB does not plead guilty. If
one  of  its  members  were  charged  with  mal-practice,  it  stipulated  that
the  local  Chiropractor  secure  a  competent  but  reasonably-priced
counsel.  He  was  instructed  by  our  National  Counsel  that  he  must  not
agree to or stipulate anything without our National Counsels consent
and  knowledge.  The  member  was  instructed  that  the  case  would  be
tried in the courts on its merits. A date was set for trial. Our National
Counsel spent time in his office preparing the trial. Then our National
Counsel  traveled  from  his  home  state,  to  that  distant  state.  Medical
and
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Chiropractic  experts  from  within  our  ranks,  and  sometimes  from
without, were hired. These were transported to the scene of the trial
all  this  at  association  expense.  The  case  was  tried.  It  was  fought  thru
sometimes several days. Witnesses were  subpoenaed;  they  were  paid,
etc.  In  this  way,  the  case  would  cost  not  less  than  $1,500.00,  and
sometimes as much as $5,000,00, and in one case $10,000.00all  of
which  was  paid  by  the  Association.  If  convicted  and  judgment
assessed, the Association would pay damages alone up to $5,000.00.
But the Chiropractor did  not  plead  guilty  to  injuring  a  patient  with
Chiropractic;  the  Chiropractor  did  not  admit  publicly  in  open  court,
and  therefore  in  the  public  press,  that  he  was  malpracticing
Chiropractic;  or  mal-practicing  medicine  and  surgery  when
practicing  Chiropractic;  thus  the  good,  fair,  and  clean  name  of
Chiropractic was preserved in its purity for posterity.
Obviously,  there  is  a  difference  between  $250.00  and  $5,000.00,
which difference is paid into its treasury by the members, by and thru
assessments.
The  older  UCA  was  not  and  the  present  CHB  is  not  purely  and
solely an insurance company, for in and behind the CHB organization
is an objective, viz., that Chiropractic must at all times be protected in
all ways.
In  the  first  organization,  they  listened  to  and  did  what  the
Chiropractor wanted done, without the average  Chiropractor knowing
what he wanted done;  who  asked  the  association  to  take  the  quickest
and  easiest  way  out  of  a  dilemma  which  he  thot  affected  him  alone,
disregarding the effect of his action so far as Chiropractic and all other
Chiropractors  were  concerned.  What  he  thot  he  wanted  was  to  get
quickly rid of the case.
In the second organization, or the older UCA and the present CHB,
the  experience  of  the  men  behind  was  in  charge  of  the  trial  of  that
case  and  directed  its  activities,  regardless  of  what  the  Chiropractor
thot he wanted. It was the men in behind who realized that more was
at stake than just one man; that there were Chiropractic ideals injected
into  the  issue,  which  were  just  as  important,  if  not  more  so,  than  he;
therefore,  these  men  pursued  that  program  which  they  knew  was  best
for all concerned, in accordance with definite objectives laid down in
the formation
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of the association. The Chiropractor thot  he was attacked. He  wasnt.
It  was  Chiropractic  that  was  being  challenged,  using  him  only  as  a
means to that end.
We who have run associations for many years (about twenty-five, to
be exact) understand that the average Chiropractor makes much out of
the immediate annual amount he pays to belong to one or the other of
these  two  kinds  of  associations.  In  one,  it  is  a  small  amount  with  big
promises;  and  when  the  loss  arises,  they  conduct  the  case  as  cheaply
as  possible  by  skinning  the  main  issue,  because  they  havent  the
finances  with  which  to  conduct  a  first  class  case  in  a  first  class
manner.
In  one,  Chiropractic  is  lost  sight  of  in  a  desire  to  make  its  dues
appear  cheapwhich  they  are.  In  the  older  UCA,  and  now  in  the
modern  CHB,  assessments  are  approximately  $60.00  per  year.  The
association will agree to do certain things to cover risk; and when the
issue  arises,  be  on  the  job  in  Chiropractors  home  town,  have  the
money  on  hand  with  which  to  do  a  first  class  job  in  a  first  class
manner.  But  let  it  be  understood  they  will  not  let  the  Chiropractor
conduct  that  trial.  That  is  done  by  older  and  more  experienced  heads
than  his,  whose  vision  of  Chiropractic  and  its  importance  in  this
equation is greater than his. In the older UCA and in the modern CHB,
Chiropractic  is  the  primary  and  constant  objective  and  to  defend  it  is
expensive by comparison. Obviously, there is a difference in the sales
argument  between  these  two  associations,  viz.,  one  has  a  low  cost,
the other a high cost. But equally obvious, altho not so glaring, is the
difference  in  deliveryone  destructive  to  Chiropractic,  the  other
constructive.
Which  one  of  these  two  kinds  of  program  will  the  new  national
protective  association  assume?  It  is  hard  to  tell.  They  were  both
pursuing  the  cheap  program  when  they  united.  They  were  both
listening  to  the  hew  and  cry  of  the  average  Chiropractor  when  they
united. Will they reverse this cheap program? Will they turn about and
adopt  the  former  program  of  the  older  UCA  and  the  modern  CHB?
Time only will tell whether the men who control its destinies will see
the essential vision. I hope they will.
That there are individuals among its officers and membership,  now,
who have that vision, is well known. That there are equally
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as many, or more, who have never demonstrated Chiropractic vision at
all,  is  also  well  known.  But,  the  future  of  that  organization  does  not
depend upon what a few have on one side, or what a few have on the
other side, but what they aft, united, do with the association. Will they
unite on an agreed program of vision? Let us hope so.
The  CHB  is  now  and  ever  has  been  up  on  that  high-priced,
high-standard basis. It has always placed Chiropractic first. It does not
plead  guilty  with  its  cases.  It  has  yet  to  plead  guilty  on  a  single  case
since it was formed. It will not admit that Chiropractic is  the  practice
of medicine or surgery; it defends every case on its meritsand it has
now a cash reserve that makes it possible to promptly and competently
defend  any  and  all  cases  and  pay  judgments  if  such  are  assessed
against  any  of  its  members.  The  CHB  stands  unalterably  for  the
objective  of  protecting  Chiropractic.  We  see  no  reason  why  it  should
lower  its  standard  to  the  level  of  any  other  organization  for  the
purpose  of  amalgamation,  merely  because  there  is  a  hew  and  cry
propaganda  manufactured  for  that  purpose.  We  do  see  a  thousand
reasons why any other association should raise its standard to the level
of the CHB. When it does, then is plenty of time to talk amalgamation.
The  average  Chiropractor  regards  this  issue  as  a  conflict  and
rankling  sore  in  the  side  of  the  professionto  have  two  associations
opposing  each  other,  theoretically  having  the  same  function  to
perform.  But,  have  they?  Smoke  screens  can  be  manufactured,  but  it
does not change  the  facts  in  and  behind,  as  the  Louisville  conference
so  befittingly  brot  forth.  If  the  issues  as  herein  presented  are
considerately weighed, all thinking Chiropractors who have the better
interests  of  Chiropractic  at  heart  will  see  that  there  is  more  at  issue
than just a conflict between two groups; or a desire of any one man to
rule an organization, be it this one or that one.
While  all  that  has  been  in  the  maelstrom,  another  substitute  straw
child  was  born  and  was  injected  into  the  pictureThe  International
Congress. Five years and five conferences have come to pass. Talk
lots of it; meetingsmany of them; several days of them each year
and  not  one  Chiropractic  objective  has  been  written  into  its  records
and agreed to by the mass group assembled.
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The  strength  of  any  Chiropractic  organization  rests  solely  and
alone  in  its  Chiropractic  objectives.  The  International  Congress  has
never  dared  pass  any.  No  attempt  has  been  made  to  pass  any.  Will
they  ever  have  any?  Time  will  tell!  And  what  I  restate  now  is  no
different  than  what  I  have  told  the  officers  of  that  International
Congress from the beginning, and annually ever since. I said then, and
I  have  said  annually,  that  The  International  Congress  would  live  if  it
set  forth,  adhered  to,  and  deliberately  maintained  Chiropractic
objectives; that the International Congress would die if it went on, year
after  year,  without  setting  them  forth.  Knowing  the  men  who  are
directing  its  activities,  I  have  consistently  prophesied  that  it  will  die
unless they change policy.
I  know  the  Chiropractic  case  quite  thoroly;  therefore,  I  now
prognose  that  the  Chiropractic  profession  will  be  asked  to  marry  the
national  protective  association  with  the  International  Congress;  to
marry these two straw children. What then will the profession have? A
straw boy married to a straw girl. Being immatured, below puberty age
in  Chiropractic,  they  will  be  sterile  of  any  reproductive  value  to
Chiropractic.
Can  the  new  united  protective  associations  do  anything?  Yes!  Will
the new united protective associations do anything? I have my serious
and grave doubts!
Why?
Because  each,  by  itself,  and  because  each,  now  united,  consists  of
the  same  old  paths  of  least  resistance;  compromise;  give  every
Chiropractor  anything  he  wants  in  Chiropractic  and  thus  the  more
quickly force him into his own downfall and ruin legally, legislatively,
commercially, as well as economically.
Deplore the fact as we may; talk independence as much as we like
the fact still exists that we grew and thrived when The UCA held truly
and  sincerely  to  a  policy  of  Chiropractors  for  Chiropractic,  and
Chiropractic  for  Chiropractorsnever  deviating  from  that  principle,
objective, and business program. Bemoan it as you please, the fact still
remains  that  when  B.  J.  Palmer  conducted  the  UCA,  it  was  a
successful organizationnot because B. J. Palmer ran it, but because
B. J. Palmer did not deviate from Chiropractic in its running.
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Glance your eye down the list of the Officers and Board of Directors
of the new national protective organizations:
See who they are; look at their past deeds; investigate what  they  do
in their offices; what they have always stood for by way of association
affairsand then tell me what one can expect  in  their  government  of
this  new  united  association,  each  blocking  the  other,  if  human  nature
runs true to form.
For  five  years  the  International  Congress  has  been  nothing  but  one
group  blocking  another  group;  it  has  been  bloc  against  bloc;  it  has
been  conducted  as  badly  as  Congress  in  that  respecteach  keeping
the other from doing anything for Chiropractic.
In the ACA there has been no one man strong enough to rise above
its  petty  membership  and  direct  its  forces.  Why?  Because  each  and
every  other  man  in  the  ACA  was  a  leader.  It  had  no  leader,  for  all
were  leaders.  This  was  likewise  true  of  the  UCA  after  B.  J.  Palmer
and  Tom  Morris  passed  out  of  the  picture.  It  then  had  fifty  leaders.
This is likewise true of the International Congress. It was conceived of
a  desire  to  get  the  leaders  together.  They  have.  Now  none  follow;
all  direct.  Reminds  me  of  a  Mexican  or  Chinese  revolutionall
generals and no privates.
There  are  enough  men  on  each  side  to  block  any  definite  program
that anybody on either side might propose. Suppose somebody tries to
put  the  new  organization  upon  a  sound  Chiropractic  footing.  What
would happen? The ACA and its former policies would be completely
routed  and  repudiated.  Would  those  ACA  men  permit  this?  Not  if
human  nature  is  human  nature.  The  leopard  cannot  change  his  spots.
Suppose mixers tried to put this new organization on a mixers  basis.
What  would  happen?  That  is  hard  to  say.  I  think  there  are  enough
straights  to  prevent  it,  but  of  this  I  am  not  so  certain,  for  one  of  the
strongest  men  concerned  in  this  amalgamation  has  recently  gone
mixing. There are enough men on each side to prevent either side from
making any definite, positive policy program of value to Chiropractic.
There are some Chiropractors in that present united group that are so
prejudiced  personally,  and  antagonistic  Chiropractically,  because  of
the years past having developed it into them, that they will continue to
sacrifice  everything  Chiropractic,  rather  than  yield  now  to  its  better
interests, even tho they
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know  what  those  better  interests  are  and  they  have  been  pointed  out.
There  are  other  Chiropractors  in  that  combined  group  who  are  so
interested  in  the  peace-at-any-cost,  pacifistic,  giving  preference  to
amalgamation glory, that they will sacrifice Chiropractic to attain any
or  all  those  ends.  There  are  some  mighty  fine,  high  principled
Chiropractors,  also,  in  that  present  officership  of  the  united
associations,  who,  having  had  no  experience,  think  that  certain  ways
are the correct ways to attain certain ends.
I  know  well  the  man  or  men  who  have  engineered  this  amal-
gamation.  For  them,  their  motives  and  sincerity,  I  have  only  the
highest admiration. They mean well. Hypothesizing that the  past  may
be  assumed  to  be  buried,  which  it  isnt  by  a  long  way,  the  vital
question  yet  remainswhat  can  be  the  possible  program  that  can
spring from such a mixed conglomeration of men, now that they have
(?)  united  what  they  had  before  disunited?  Outside  of  those  groups,
regardless of the facts, both for and against Chiropractic, there is  and
has  been  existing  one  group  of  Chiropractors  who  have  builded  an
organization  that  thot  more  of  Chiropractic  than  it  did  anything  else;
who  are  opposed  to  a  peace-at-any-price  program if  Chiropractic  is
to  be  sacrificed;  will  not  endorse  any  amalgamation  where
Chiropractic  comes  off  second  best.  If  it  can  be  shown  that
Chiropractic is the first, great, and only objective of the amalgamation,
it might change the complexion of much. Can this be done, other than
with  high-sounding  titles,  words,  and  promises,  evangelical
enthusiasm, of which our profession has had too much? Time will tell!
If  human  nature  will  reverse  itself  on  one  side  of  the  equation,  and
every  man  lay  down  his  cherished  theories  of  self-independence, and
all  resign  themselves  to  do  only  that  which  is  best  for  Chiropractic,
thenand  not  until  thenwill  this  organization  be  of  value  to
Chiropractic. If that were done, the problem is solved; Chiropractic is
served;  it  will  again  gain  favor  in  the  eyes  of  the  profession;
confidence  will  be  restored;  memberships  will  pick  up;  money  will
pour  in;  and  business  will  return  into  the  offices  of  its  members;  for
coin of like returns itself, as it once did in the old days of the UCA.
In  rebuttal  to  some  of  these  statements,  any  one  of  these  organ-
izations  will  say  that  they  have  been  serving  Chiropractic.  They  use
the name Chiropractic for their organization. But when
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any  organization  will  declare  itself  for  everything  medical,  including
tonsilectomy  by  surgery,  and  deny  the  efficacy  of  Chiropractic
adjustments,  is that  serving  Chiropractic?  When  another  organization
will  take  page  ads  of  medical  apparatus  and  declare  itself  in  favor  of
medical  methods  in  substitution  for  Chiropractic  methods,  is  that
serving Chiropractic? When another organization will meet year after
year and its delegates are cautioned about discussing Chiropractic, for
fear  that  it  will  cause  a  rumpus  in  the  path  of  a  serene  and  happy
meeting,  is  that  serving  Chiropractic?  Citations  could  be  given
without end. It is like one Chiropractor is serving Chiropractic in
California. He has Chiropractic on his window, doors, literature, ads
in  papers,  etc.  Go  into  his  office  and  you  cant  get  a  Chiropractic
adjustment.  Why?  His  place  is  so  filled  with  everything  but
Chiropractic that he hasnt room for an adjusting table. Is that serving
Chiropractic?  Is  advising  State  Associations  to  sell  their  Chiropractic
birthright for a mess of license pottage, serving Chiropractic? But why
cite more? You who read know most thoroly of what I speak.
Is  there  anybody  in  the  ranks  of  the  personnel  of  this  united
association group strong enough to lay down constructive Chiropractic
objectives  and  pursue  a  business-like  program  and  thus  use  that
organization  to  further  Chiropractic?  Of  course  there  is!  Its  President
is  one  who  could  do  it.  Will  he?  The  Board  of  Directors  will  block
him,  and  no  matter  what  his  intentions,  he  will  be  helpless.  Its
amalgamator  is  a  dynamic  enthusiast.  Will  he  do  it?  There  will  be
enough  to  block  him  from  injecting  any  program  he  thinks  right  and
just.  Other  associations  have  done  it  before;  they  will  do  it  again.
History  repeats  itself.  They  will  use  men  when  they  need  them;  ditch
them when they dont want interference 
This  new  organization can  be  made  to  be  a  dominant,  strong  factor
in  the  future  of  Chiropractic  and  be  of  incalculable  value  to
Chiropractors if:
1st. They will correctly and accurately define Chiropractic.
2nd. They  will  considerably  and  fully  epitomize  the  field  of  service
to which Chiropractic is destined in serving the sick.
3rd.  They  will  establish  a  plank  in  their  program  that  they  will  not
compromise on the trials of mal-practice suits; that there
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will be a no pleading guilty policy; and no getting out of each suit
the cheapest way possible; that each suit must be tried on its merits.
Will  this  third  plank  be  adopted?  I  have  my  doubts.  The  former
Chairman of the Board of Directors of the ACA who is now Chairman
of this Board of Directors, told me that the ACA had never tried a case
of  mal-practice  on  its  merits.  Will  the  former  ACA  members  reverse
its policy now? Time will tell! It always has.
4th. That all trials, whether charged with practicing medicine or any
other method, shall be tried on their merits, regardless of cost.
5th.  No  settling  cases  out  of  courts;  no  pleading  guilty  to  save
financial expenses.
6th.  A  prompt  and  honest  settlement  of  its  legitimate  debts  to  its
members.
7th.  A  definite  policy  program  for  their  affiliated  states,  as  regards
constructive  legislation  on  Chiropractic;  to  aid  and  help  pass
Chiropractic  legislation;  and  to  fight  and  help  defeat  any  legislation
that injures Chiropractic.
Will  this  seventh  plank  be  adopted?  I  again  have  my  doubts.  It  has
ever been the policy of the old UCA to do that very thing. Thats why
legislation  is  as  good  as  it  is;  and  it  was  the  meddlesome  program  of
the  ACA,  doing  the  contrary  of  that,  that  has  put  Chiropractic
legislation  in  the  bad  way  it  is  in  some  of  our  states.  Will  either  side
yield to the other side on this important question? Time will tell!
8th.  A  definite  program  should  be  definitely  established  with  their
affiliated  state  associations  of  demanding  a  reasonable  and  fair
Chiropractic  educational  standard,  both  pre  and  post,  so  that  schools
may  live  and  new  Chiropractic  growth  come  into  the  profession  to
take the place of those who are rapidly dying out.
Again  the  ACA  comes  in  for  condemnation  on  this  score.  In  the
past, they have encouraged the raising of all standards, in instances, to
that  of  equalling  a  medical  education.  Will  either  side  yield  to  the
other  side  on  this  important  question  that  Chiropractic  may  live  for
future generations?
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9th. A  definite  and  encouraging  attitude  upon  the  part  of  the  parent
organization to all of its affiliated state organizations, that their annual
meeting  programs  shall  be  confined  to  inviting  only  Chiropractic
speakers;  that  only  Chiropractic  subjects  be  permitted  on  the
convention platform; and that only Chiropractic  exhibits  be  permitted
on display in convention rooms.
10th.  A  definite  and  understandable  practice  program  encouraging
and  urging  its  members  to  confine  their  practice  to  that  which
everybody knows is Chiropractic.
Will that plank be adopted, or will the old ACA Chairman do again
what  he  tried  to  do  at  the  Louisville  conferenceraise  the
Chiropractic  question  to  me:  Give  him  30  minutes  to  tell  us  what
Chiropractic is, which he knew then as well as everybody else in the
profession.
11th.  To  establish  a  platform  of  intelligent  co-operation  with
Chiropractic  State  Boards,  urging  a  reasonable,  fair,  and  just
interpretation  of  their  Chiropractic  practice  acts  to  the  end  that
competent Chiropractors can secure a license, rather than building  up
prohibitive walls as some are now doing.
12th.  So  build  the  business  side  of  the  finances  of  this  organization
that no one Chiropractor within its ranks will be able to get fat fees out
of  rendering  it  a  service;  to  build  up  such  a  wall  that  no  officer  gets
pay  for  helping  to  help  himself  and  others;  that  at  no  time  can  any
officer be able to build fictitious expense accountsall to the end that
every  dollar  of  income  shall  be  spent  to  pursue  the  fundamental
objectives of the purpose of the association.
To  prove  such  can  be  done,  let  me  cite  the  early  history  of  The
UCA; let me also cite the present policy of The CHB.
Will  that  plank  be  followed?  I  have  my  doubts,  for  I  know  the
weakness of men, after having dealt with them for twenty years in the
UCA. When they can use money they didnt earn, it is easy to make it
go  for  purposes  for  which  it  was  not  intended.  I  do  not  speak
inadvisedly, neither do I now challenge the honesty of any man who is
on the staff of this united organization. I suggest that such a platform
is essential.
Can the present conglomerate officer control of the new organization
establish a program with any or all of these as its objec-
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tives?  I  have  my  doubts.  When  they  can,  and  do,  and  will  raise  their
service  standard  up  to  such  a  high  level,  they  will  then  but  be  being
what the old UCA once was when it was a flourishing and successful
association.
I am going to be asked to unite The CHB with this new organization.
When  the  new  organization  has  built  itself  up  to  a  program  platform
equal  to  that  of  the  CHB,  then  one  or  the  other  will  automatically
cease  to  exist;  for  two  associations  with  the  same  objectives  cannot
live in the same profession. The reverse of that was what happened to
the  ACA  and  the  UCA.  When  the  UCA  got  down  to  the  ACA
non-Chiropractic level, then they were two bodies trying to occupy the
same  space.  One  had  to  cease  to  exist;  it  had  no  cause  for  existence,
and was absorbed. It took six years for the UCA to come down. How
long will it take the new organization to come up?
I note that a certain individual has been selected to serve as National
Counsel. (The other man I do not know.) This man was trained under
Tom Morris. When Mr. Morris passed on, this man began to play the
path  of  least  resistance.  He  was  found  to  be  a  lawyer  with  no  more
strength  than  his  employers.  He  was  not  a  leader.  He  was  but  a
lawyer, following his client. This man wrote a book on malpractice as
it  applied  to  Chiropractic  and  Chiropractors.  Recently  he  has  been
called  upon  to  decide  questions  reversing  his  lawful  written  and
printed  citations.  When  he  wanted  to  decide  to  favor  his  employers,
which  contradicted  his  legal  citations,  he  let  other  lawyers  write  the
letters.
Will  he  get  back  on  the  just  and  right  path  and  follow  his  great
preceptor and successful teacher, Tom Morris? Will he humbly eat pie
and  reverse  his  recent  attitude  and  begin  advocating  and  trying  cases
according to what he knows is the just and right path for Chiropractic?
He  can.  Will  he?  If  he  does,  confidence  in  the  legal  end  of  the  new
association will be re-established; memberships will grow; money will
begin  to  flow  in,  and  the  association  will  accomplish  its  Chiropractic
objectives.
Meanwhile, the CHB stands for the various planks herein set forth. It
adopted  them  as  its  fundamentals.  I  was  asked  to  assume  the
leadership of this CHB. I refused to have anything to do with it unless
they  placed  Chiropractic  first  and  adopted  that  policy  program  in
spirit and in toto. We have not yet and will not com-
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promise any case, in trial, on its merits. We have an attorney who is as
sound  for  each  and  every  plank  in  the  above  platform  as  I  am
sincerely,  conscientiously,  and  legally.  And,  should  he  ever  fall  short
of that standard, we will seek a man who can and will reach it.
Meanwhile, the CHB stands on a sound financial business basis. No
officer in it, no member in its ranks gets any salary regardless of how
much  or  how  little  work  he  does  for  its  objectives.  It  has  a  cash
reserve practically equal to that which the UCA had  in  its  hey-day  of
its biggest membership. Those employees who do receive salary get a
modest  stipend.  Every  dollar  of  income  is  being  legitimately
expended, working for Chiropractic.
The  CHB  is  a  granite,  he-man,  full-sized,  growing  and  successful,
all-Chiropractic organization.
There  can  be  no  amalgamation,  as  I  see  it  (unless  the  directing
faculties are removed from my hands by the membership) until any or
all  other  organizations  come  up  to  and  meet  our  level;  or  the  CHB
goes  down  to  theirsa  situation  which  will  not  exist  so  long  as  I
direct the CHB activities. If such an occasion should arise,  where  the
CHB policy-program ceases to be 100 per cent for Chiropractic, then I
shall  resign.  The  members  will  not  be  embarrassed  by  me,  and  they
can do with it what they please.
I  am  not  opposed  to  the  new  organization.  Being  new,  it  is  new.  It
has  yet  to  show  what  it  can  and  will  do.  It  possesses  tremendous
potential  possibilities.  If  it  rises  up  to  them,  no  one  will  rejoice  more
than  I,  because  it  will  be  serving  Chiropracticand  thats  all  I  am
interested in, or ever have been.
It is too soon yet to either condemn, condone, or endorse. There are
many  entanglements  in  the  way  of  immediate  accomplishment.  It  is
going to take at least five years for a sincere evolution to take place in
many  in  its  ranks.  To  merely  record  words  to  gain  financial  support,
and  fail  to  deliver  in  Chiropractic  work,  does  not  now  gain  my
endorsement or support.
When that time comes when this new organization has unreservedly
adopted  and  is  executing  some  such  a  platform  as  herein  suggested,
then  I  shall  be  for  that  organization  without  reservation.  When  the
CHB becomes satisfied that the new organization
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is  serving  Chiropractic;  has  established  a  stable  and  sound  program
with nothing but Chiropractic for its goal; is economically spending its
income  to  that  end,  then  we  shall  withdraw  all  reservations,  ask  that
the  CHB  be  dissolved  and  further  ask  that  they  be  amalgamated  into
one big national association. There is room for a dozen Chiropractic
organizations when each has a divided objective; but there is room for
only  one  Chiropractic  organization  when  there  is  a  Chiropractic
objective.
The  present  officers  of  the  national  association  have  a  golden
opportunity  to  do  something  great  and  good  for  Chiropractic.  Will
they?  Time  will  tell!  Meanwhile,  I  shall  not  jump  from  a  CHB
certainty  to  an  unknown  united  association  quantity,  especially  when
they are born of mixed relationships which could flare and burst either
way.
Ten  years  have  shown  how  the  ACA  failed  to  do  anything
constructive  for  Chiropractic;  on  the  reverse,  have  shown  how  it  has
done much that was destructive. Six years have shown how the UCA
can drop from a strong association to one that was practically forced to
seek  shelter  to  save  its  face.  Five  years  have  shown  how  a  strong
group of strong men have gathered year after year and did nothing but
debate whether they ought to begin to get ready, to commence, to start
to  do  something  either  for  or  against  Chiropractic;  but,  as  yet,  have
failed  to  do  either.  Time  will  tell  whether  the  united  association  will
do  better  as  one  organization,  or  worse  than  they  did  as  two  separate
organizations.  I  refuse  to  be  cajoled,  urged,  coerced,  or  budged  from
what  my  reason  proves  are  the  facts  in  the  case.  I  am  just  as  set  in
these  convictions  as  Chiropractic  is  right.  I  am  just  as  stubborn  as
Chiropractic being right dictates. I have no other course.
If  the  new  united  association  should  fail  the  profession;  if  the
Congress continues to fail the profession, and its delegates continue to
get disgustedthen what?
Ever  since  1924,  the  profession,  its  state  associations,  its  national
protective associations, its International Congress have been seeking a
leader. Is he hiding in that new united group? Is he submerged in that
International  Congress?  If  he  is,  drag  him  out,  put  him  in  control
against  his  will,  make  him  work  and  save  Chiropractic  from  its
traducers.
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Time will tell what the profession will do when they get thru playing
with Chiropractic.
Since  writing  the  above,  we  have  received  two  copies  of  The
Journal of The NCA.
In Vol. 1, No. 1, we note the following:
Page 2. All Together For Chiropractic!
In this same issue, we note the following advertisements:
Page  11.  A  radionic  equipment  for  sale.  Superior  Bath  Cabinet
Co.
Page 14. Urinalysis and Diet.
Pages  18  and  19.  A  center  spread,  double-page  ad  of  the  Calbro
Magnowave radionic diagnosis and treatment.
Page 25. An article that denies Chiropractic.
Page  26.  Has  a  heading  Work  for  the  Chiropractic  Profession.
This is followed by an ad asking you to send for Plasmodieum
Malaria and Parasities, Blood Smears, Pus Smears, Faeces, etc.
Page  30.  Become  a  Doctor  of  Bio-Psychology.  New  Nasal
Technique. Gives instant relief in head colds, etc.
Page 31. Full page ad of Anabolic FoodLaxofood, etc.
Pages  32  and  33.  Full  page  ad  of  Pathometrist  treatment
methods.
Page 34. A Gold Mine of Foot Knowledge.
Page 37. Use Spinal Traction.
Again, let us shout itAll Together for Chiropractic!
In Vol. 1, No. 2, we note the following:
Page 5. Something to Crow About. The  N.C.A.  for  Chiropractic
First, Last and All the Time.
If  there  be  any  doubt  in  the  mind  of  anyone  as  to  the
National Chiropractic Association being first, last and all the
time for Chiropractic.
Then follows a long list of words of what this association purports to
stand for. Let us glance over a few of them:
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To  protect  in  every  waythe  philosophy,  science,  and  art  of
Chiropractic.
To  gather  and  disseminate  reliable  information  as  to  the
exactness  of  its  science,  the  truth  of  its  philosophy  and  the
benefits.
To  bring  about  a  more  general  understanding  of  the  true
principles of Chiropractic.
To  familiarize  the  general  public with  Chiropractic as  means  of
removing the cause of human ailments.
To  do  everything  to  bring  about  a  complete  development  of
Chiropractic.
Then, to prove that all this is just mere words, let us glance over the
advertisements in the same issue.
Page  10.  A  Kruse  Vapor  Bath  Cabinet,  Magnetic  Blanket  for
sale.
Pages  16  and  17.  A  center  spread,  double-page  ad  of  radionics,
again.  This  is  a  diagnosing  as  well  as  treating  instrument.  It
treats disease.
Page  20.  Superior  Bath  Cabinet  Co.  Also,  One  Terpezone
Generator is for sale.
Page 21. Article on Diet Therapy. How to Treat Disease by diet.
Page 28. New Nasal Technique ad.
Page 29. Use Spinal Traction.
Page  30.  When  Chiropractic  fails  to  get  the  sick  well,  take
anabolic food.
Page 33. Bio-Psychology. Buy books on irridiagnosis.
All this, evidently, is Something to Crow About.
This is substantial proof that The NCAfor Chiropractic first, last
and all the time. Is it?
All this is mentioned here, in the passing, as proof of our analysis of
the situation as it now stands.
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LOCATION OF D. D. PALMERS
FIVE PER CENT
By Kalvart K. Tidwell, D.C., Ph.C.
(Fountain Head News, October, 1931, TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
In a recent article wherein the remark is made that Dr. D. D. Palmer
states  clearly  that  about  5  per  cent  of  displacements  affecting  nerves
occur  in  joints  other  than  the  vertebral  column  and  that  it  is
Chiropractic  to  adjust  them,  Willard  Carver  would  have
Chiropractors  believe  the  location  of  D.  D.  Palmers  5  per  cent  of
luxated joints, causing disease, other than those of the backbone, to be
of a scattered nature, here and there among the various articulations of
the skeletal frame. He carries his thot further: It seem to me that it is
very clear that the Old Master could easily have been mistaken as to
the  5  per  cent,  for  anybody  knows,  who  thoroughly  understands  his
anatomy, that if, for instance, a thoracic vertebra of the regular type is
displaced there must be a displacement of the joints at the head of the
two ribs, and the joints at the necks of the two ribs, and usually where
the  ribs  join  the  condyle  cartilages.  It  would  seem  that  such  is  the
intent  of  the  article  written  by  Dr.  Carver,  for  the  same  issue  that
carries  Carvers  article  (The  Hawkeye  Chiropractor,  Vol.  6,  No.  7,
May-June issue, 1931) also carries an editors comment as follows: If
the subluxation is in the spinal column, adjust it; if the subluxation is
in the shoulder, elbow, wrist, hip, knee, ankle or toe, adjust it. Adjust
the  causative  subluxation,  wherever  it  may  be.  Remove  the  nerve
interference, the basic cause of disease. Thus  the  LOCATION  of  D.
D.  Palmers  5  per  cent  luxated  bones,  causing  disease,  other  than
those  of  the  vertebral  column,  seems  to  be  the  lost  chip  in  the  wood
pile.  If  Dr.  Carver  only  realized  that  it  is  so  easy,  very  easy,  to
misunderstand,  to  misinterpret,  to  misjudge,  then  he  would  discount
his own observations literally, for D. D. Palmer left a
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written  record  wherein  the  LOCATION  of  the  5  per  cent  of  luxated
joints, other than the backbone, is specifically given.
From  D.  D.  Palmers  writings  (1911),  The  Chiropractors
Adjuster, page 207, 4th paragraph, I quote:
I  emphatically  affirm,  as  I  did  13  years  ago,  that  about  95  percent  of
diseases are caused by displaced vertebrae; the other  5  percent,  including
corns  and  bunions,  come  from  luxated  joints  other  than  those  of  the
backbone.
There are several other paragraphs wherein D.D. refers to this 5 per
cent,  but  the  writer  will  now  carry  his  reader  back  to  D.  D.  Palmers
earlier  writings  and  by  quotation  so  indicate  that  he  did  make  such
affirmation;  and  also  the  lost  chip  in  the  woodpile,  that  of  the
LOCATION  of  the  5  per  cent,  is  specifically  referred  tonot  to  be
found here or there among the 300 articulations of the skeletal frame,
but at a specific location.
In  the  Science  of  Chiropractic,  Vol.  I,  1906,  page  3.54,  D.  D.
Palmer  so  emphasized  the  other  5  per  cent  to  the  extent  of  placing
such in parenthesis. Third paragraph:
We  emphatically  affirm  that  95  percent  of  all  diseases  are  caused  by
displaced  vertebrae.  Corns  and  bunions  (the  other  5  percent)  come  from
luxated joints adjacent to the excrescence.
The  above  two  quotations  sum  up  practically  all  that  D.  D.  Palmer
inferred  when  he  spoke  of  corns  and  bunions,  and  Willard  Carver
need  not  be  ignorant  of  the  LOCATION  of  the  5  per  cent  of  luxated
joints, causing nerve pressure, other than those of the backbone, for in
a  letter  addressed  to  the  writer  he  made  it  plain  that  he  was  in
possession of all of D. D. Palmers writings. The writer would ask Dr.
Carver  the  simple  question,  What  did  D.  D.  Palmer  infer  when  he
spoke of the other 5 per cent coming from luxated joints ADJACENT
TO  THE  EXCRESCENCE?  Can  the  answer  be  other  than  TOE
JOINTS?
(Fountain Head News, October, 1931, TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Published by The Palmer School of Chiropractic.)
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AND WHY NOT?
Chimpanzee:  Good  morning.  I  am  Kay  Kong  of  the  Plunkett  Shows.  I  am
looking for Dr. Clare. Chiropractor, of Alice, Texas.
Dr. Clare: I am happy to meet you, Mr. Kong. I am Dr. Clare. May I help you,
please?
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Chimpanzee: . . . and in addition to all the other things wrong with me, I have
a pain in my neckright here.
Dr.  Clare:  Why  you  poor  fellow.  Im  certainly  glad  you  came  to  a
CHIROPRACTOR. Well fix you up right away.
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Chimpanzee: Wait a minute, Doc. What is that thing? You arent going to give
me a shot, are you?
Dr.  Clare:  Of  course  Im  not  going  to  give  you  a  shot,  Kay.  This  is  a
NEUROCALOMETER  and  it  is  going  to  help  me  find  what  is  CAUSING  your
troubleso just relax.
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Chimpanzee: Okay, Doc. As long as you dont give me a shot, Ill do anything
you say.
Dr.  Clare:  Here  is  your  trouble,  right  here.  Your  first  vertebra  is
SUBLUXATED.
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AND WHY NOT?
Chimpanzee:  Well,  if  I  have  to  be  ADJUSTED,  go  aheadbut  Im  still  not
sure it is not going to hurt.
Dr. Clare: This is going to make you feel a lot better, Kay, so just relax and you
will feel it only a little bit.
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Chimpanzee:  Hey!  What  happened?  That  made  my  feet  fly  up  just  like  it  did
when Dr. B. J. Palmer adjusted me.
Dr. Clare: Surely it did, Kay. DR. PALMER taught me how to do this. It is all
over nowso just rest a while 
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AND WHY NOT?
Chimpanzee:  Gee!  Thanks  a  million,  Dr.  Clare.  I  feel  fine.  It  surely  is  nice  to
have you CHIROPRACTORS around when a fellow gets sick.
Dr.  Clare:  Im  happy  that  I  could  help  you,  Kay.  You  can  do  us
CHIROPRACTORS  a  favor,  too,  if  you  will.  Just  tell  everybody  you  meet  how
simple it is to get well through CHIROPRACTIC.
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DIAGNOSIS VS. ANALYSIS
(Copyright, 1915Revised, 1951)
We hear much prattle about the science of medicine. We presume
that science is taken in its literal and scientific meaning. Science, as
a word, is used to cover a multitude of sins, and it becomes a question
in  the  mind  of  every  student  how  far  or  how  restricted  he  must  draw
scientific lines.
Every  man  who  studies  in  any  measure  deems  himself  a  scientist,
dealing  with  facts  of  science.  We  have  science  of  astronomy  dealing
with  mathematical  figures,  hypothetical  distances,  synthetical
aggregations,  and  this  is  so  called  science,  dealing  with  things  not  a
part of our earth, yet a part of our  constellation.  We  speak  of  science
of engineering, because we are dealing with materials.
Science is classified in application as an art; for instance, science of
music,  and  art  of  playing  it;  science  of  draftsmanship,  and  art  of
building bridges. Science and art are co-related to extent that one tells
what  and  other  builds  by  doing.  They  are  sisters,one  not  being
practical  until  other  is  utilized,  nor  can  one  be  utilized  without
application.  For  every  creation  there  must  be  an  expression,  and  a
form of communication logically correct between the two.
To  speak  of  science  of  medicine  as  a  thing  is  incorrect.  In  its
assumption,  as  a  science,  it  is  either  too  limited  or  too  broad.  In  its
limited  sense  it  has  no  logic,  in  its  breadth  its  logic  is  false.  In  either
event, it is a monument without a foundation, or there is no foundation
for the structure.
Science  of  medicine  deals,  in  our  imaginations,  with  known  and
provable  facts.  Known  and  provable  facts  of  science  of  medicine  are
its quantitative ideas as regards chemical properties, the uses therefor,
physical  properties  and  co-relation  thereof  for  parts  of  the  human
body,  or  other  material  bodies,  studied  and  classified  under  head  of
science of medicine.
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Chemistry  involves  every  common  materiality,  because  nothing
exists  from  electron  to  man  but  what  it  assumes  a  chemical  rela-
tionship  of  one  form  or  another.  Physics  assumes  attractiveness
between  one  element  and  another,  many  of  which  assume  a  definite
form  for  an  expressed  purpose,  a  few  combinations  of  which  we
know, many of which we do not. For instance, chemistry is applicable
in pathology, bacteriology, etc. Physics is assumed as a part of science
of medicine under head of anatomy, microscopy, histology, etc.
When  term  science  is  used,  the  public  bow  in  reverence.  The
appelation  sounds  broad,  appears  large,  and  commands  apparent
respect.  Not  all  (in  fact,  but  little)  of  that  labeled  science  is  worthy
of  respect  which  public  unthinkingly  give  it.  Should  layman
investigate that which he respects because of its label science, he
would denounce it in no uncertain terms.
When  the  term  art  is  used,  average  citizen  sees  wonders  being
accomplished. He sees mysteries of universe being changed from evils
they (are taught) contain to rights man thinks they should have. Art is
like garbs, they are but wool over hair. The layman is a better judge of
the  possibilities  of  art  than  those  who  work  with  it.  Little  titled  art
ever measures up to standard it is said to possess or we are purposely
being forced to believe it accomplishes.
We  grant,  in  point  of  science,  that  chemistry  and  physics  are  two
known  and  provable  scientific  facts  in  their  investigation  into
pathology  and  anatomy  but  there  is  always  in  and  behind  every
pathological  condition,  every  anatomical  formation  or  structure,  a
something  which  is  yet  unknown  and  unprovable  so  far  as  realm  of
narrow,  restricted,  medical,  present-day  application  of  science  is
concerned.  It  always  appeared  that  there  was  still  a  known  and  a
provable  form  of  science  which,  while  it  did  not  assume  phases  of
chemical  affinity,  or  mass  itself  to  definite  form  as  in  anatomy  or
physics,  yet  in  realm  of  that  constructive,  destructive,  analytical  as
well as synthetical change always tends to prove specific reasons why,
how,  where,  and  by  whom  these  things  were  accomplished.  We
commonly  call  this  mental  reasoning  from  known  to  unknown,
analysis  and  synthesis,  which  leads  to  philosophy  as  a  conclusion.
Chemic of present science of medicine is to analysis of future science
of Chiropractic. End of normal
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medical science is anatomy, the end of normal Chiropractic science is
philosophy, the difference being that in one the foundation is material;
and  in  other,  immaterial.  One  precedes  product  over  producer;  other
places  first  the  producer  and  shows  logically  why  producer  makes
product into form, whether normal or abnormal.
Life is elusive and delusive; we have never seen it with naked eye or
microscope.  It  is  not  observable  in  heavens  or  bowels  of  earth.
Chemically it is not in any liquid, so far as separating it from all else is
concernedhence  not  being  reduced  to  a  material  form  it  cannot  be
handled, bottled, chemicalized, bot or sold, marketed or cornered as in
a  trust.  Not  meeting  even  one  of  these  essential  qualities  to  be
incorporated  within  commonly  accepted  meaning  of  use  of  term
science  of  medicine,  let  alone  all,  it  has  long  ago  been  denied,
SCIENTIFICALLY,  as  being  either  science  or  art.  It  has  not  been
proven  nor  are  they  able  to  handle  it.  SCIENCE  of  medicine  does
not  know  life,  spirit,  soul,  instinct,  or  any  other  title  used  on  such
attributes.
If  man  today  knew  all  of  known  that  was  to  be  known,  or  could
handle all of universe, he would be universal entity, an infinite  so  far
as  intelligence  goes.  Man  being  but  finite,  as  regards  things  material
and immaterial, it but proves by subtraction that there are many things
that he does not know and cannot use. It was but a few years ago that
microbes,  bacteria  and  germs  were  unknown.  They  existed  but
unknowingly  to  Egyptians,  Romans,  etc.  Even  as  today  the
microscope has brot them out, we have as many diseases (if not more)
now  than  then.  Even  as  today  we  are  finding  smaller  particles  of
matter  (the  electron  as  compared  with  the  atom)  so  will  coming
generation  do  more  in  thot,  spirit,  Innate  Intelligence  than  generation
here  now  or  past.  As  practitioner  thinks  today  he  is  infinite  on  his
considerations  and  knowledge  of  matter  and  their  affinities  so  will
he learn that tomorrow he is but finite on intellectuality and its uses in
life, health and happiness.
Thus  we  conclude  that  science  should  be  material  plus  immaterial,
one  constructive  thot  and  its  antipode  constructive  of  matter;  and
while  one  apparently  precedes  other,  act  is  so  simultaneous  that  no
line  of  division  exists.  That  means  to  say  that  in  narrow  and
present-day classifications and limitations of
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science  of  medicine  we  have  only  known  and  provable  facts,  which
contain  all  that  is  material  which  can  be  dealt  with  under  realm  of
chemics and physics. Anything beyond that does not come within the
realm  of  SCIENCE  of  medicine.  The  science  of  the  future  will
weigh most heavily, as a matter of facta fact quite as solid, practical,
and  necessary  in  dealing  with  manthe  principle  of  constructive
ideation of thot and its power, and then go hand in hand with present
day  science.  Science  of  future  will  lose  its  individual  identity.  No
longer  will  we  hear  of  science  of  medicine  as  tho  those  terms
encompassed  everything  needed  to  be  complete.  Science  will  be  but
one-third,  as  today  it  is  regarded  as  but  one-half.  Today  we  have
science  as  first  half  and  art  as  its  brother.  Tomorrow  we  will  add
philosophy  as  parents  of  son-science  and  daughter-art.  Who  can
conceive  of  children  being  born  parentless?  Sciences  and  arts  (of
medicine) are assumed to have been given birth much like Topsy or as
Jesus. This is not reasonable, consistent, logical nor is either subject to
debate,  for  first  utterance  kills  both.  Topsy  just  grew.  Jesus  had  an
immaculate  birthno  father.  As  science  and  art  of  medicine  stand
today, there is no philosophy. As science and art of Chiropractic stand,
there is a definite philosophy behind it.
Thus rule of three is a practical application to Chiropractor, whereas
physician of  today  has  only  two  of  theoretical  rules,  neither  of  which
is thoroly and accurately based because of absence of third. Assume, if
you please, that Topsy had no parents. A science and art must be
constructed  around  that  conceptwhat  is  product?  Wont  it  be
fundamentally  wrong?  Assume,  if  you  will,  that  Jesus  had  a  mother
but no father, then construct around that hypothesis a religion centered
upon not only that but other  miracles  to  uphold  each  other.  As  boy
tells  his  first  lie,  so  must  he  repeat  others  to  sustain  first.  As  first  did
not  contain  essence  of  truth,  neither  can  any  that  follow  be  switched
back without reversing its first story. This is equally true of children of
medicine.  Neither  has  had  parentsso  began,  so  continues  the
parable.
That which is constructed, from its incipiency, upon hypothesis that
science  is  all  within  itself  and  that  art  is  complete  in  execution,  that
neither needs anything further to fulfill or strengthen
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outposts  has,  by  that  very  exclusion  of  anything  more,  shown  its
limitations. A reason WHY (philosophy) must exist before science can
have origin and certainly science could have no art without a means to
an  end.  But  science  of  medicine  has  no  philosophynone  is
needednone  is  taughthence  construction  is  without  a  reason.
Upon  this  seemingly  illogical  basis,  medical  men  should  have  a  right
to think, to discover or to modify older concepts.
Where  medicine  has  its  inception  we  are  not  told  by  history.
Whose  mind  first  gave  origin  to  parentless  children  we  know  not.
Actual  giving  of  drugs  is  but  living  up  to  its  science.  Things  pre-
scribed are but a part of great errorunderneath. In and behind all this
is a phantastical mystical perpetuated series of actions which have for
their  doing  no  reason.  It  has  been  repeated  by  one  generation  after
another just as it is medically assumed that bodies come and go, exist
and  reproduce  by  means  of  reflex  action(bounding  back  on
themselves)or  sympathy(by  means  unknown).  Physicians  of
today  are  like  clocks,  they  run  because  theyre  wound.  They  are
wound  up  in  medical  colleges,  enter  field  to  run  down.  Longer  in
medical school tighter become springs; longer in field experimenting,
weaker medical springs become.
We  wish,  in  balance  of  this  story,  to  discuss  two  phases  of  this
colossal,  universal,  theoretical,  but  passing,  wrongly  conceived,
generated monstrosity.
We  will  introduce  a  few  definitions  of  Diagnosis,  follow  with  a
few standard authors viewpoints and finally close with Chiropractors
modifications and improvements upon old.
DIAGNOSIS:In  general,  a  scientific  determination  or
discrimination,  used  in  botany  for  the  determination  of  plants  for
classification,  in  medicine,  for  the  determination  of  disease  by  their
symptoms. This discrimination OF A DISEASE embraces its points of
distinction  from  other  diseases,  its  symptoms,  their  relation  to  one
another,  and  to  the  state  of  the  different  organs  and  functions  of  the
body,  IN  SO  FAR  AS  THIS  CAN  BE  APPRECIATED  during  life.
Diagnosis  is  usually  spoken  of  in  contrast  with  prognosism  which
implies the judgment framed by the physician as to the issue OF THE
DISEASE, and also with prophylaxis, which refers to the warding off
OF DISEASE, when supposed to be impending.
(NEW  WERNER  EDITION  ENCYCLOPAEDIA  BRITANNICA:
VOL. XXVL: C. FOR)
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In the  above,  we  find  no  mention  of  THE  CAUSE  of  dis-ease.  It  is
confined  to  effects,  what  they  are,  where  they  exist,  their  color,  how
bad they are, whether it should receive a generic title or a specific one,
whether  tag  should  be  2  x  2  of  a  green  color  or  whether  it  should  be
14 x 22 of a combination of colors. (Bear in mind these comments, for
a contrast is in store for reader.)
Disease is an effect, always has been and will be. It is the condition
found at a periphery. To think that dis-ease must have a cause is to go
beyond narrow confines described within term science of medicine,
hence  we  will  confine  ourselves.  We  think  we  hear  some  of  You
disputing that medicine does not ascribe a causewe will reiterate our
statement, stating it in another form which will bring its districts more
in line with the common acceptation. We will leave off our conclusion
and show progress by which we reach it in preference.
Disease  is  a  pathological  conditionif  they  can  find  ANOTHER
pathological condition which produced this, then cause of first disease
has been found. Each disease must have a diseasecause, thus every
disease had a precedent of its character. It will be impossible for them
scientifically  to  concede  any  other  cause,  except  germs  and  a  few
effective causative factors.
Where  a  material  is  changed,  then  it  took  another  materiality  to
change it. If a page of a book blew over it was because some material
agency came in direct contact and did the act, as your hand  turned  it.
To find whose hand is medical sleuths prima facie evidence. Then to
chastise  the  hand  is  the  punishment  so  it  would  not  repeat  act.  But,
should  page  turn  over  because  of  a  gust  of  wind  and  all  evidence
proved  beyond  a  question  of  doubt  that  no  material  agency  touched
the  page,  book  or  table  upon  which  it  rested,  or  came  into  room,  or
was within a mile of place where  change  occurred,  then  all  would  be
mystery, and sympathy with another page was its cause. To assume
that  wind  moved  itimpossible  because  wind  is  abstract,  cannot  be
scientized,  chemicalized.  They  cannot  find  it  when  it  is  or  is  not
blowing.  Hence  mystery  deepens  for  which  an  action  DID  occur  for
which  question,  How  did  it  turn?  must  be  answered,  for  which  an
answer is sevennot in truth but in theory.
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Above  definition  brings  us  clearly  to  issueevery  end  of  diagnosis
is  to  determine  what  disease  is,  what  relation  of  this  disease  is  to
another,  etc.  Diagnosis  confines  itself  to  thoughts  possible  of  disease
as  disease.  It  does  not  include  one  fact,  theory  or  idea  outside  of  its
symptoms.
Diagnosis1.  Med.  THE  ART  OF  RECOGNIZING  THE  PRESENCE  OF
DISEASE  from  its  signs  or  symptoms,  AND  DECIDING  AS  TO  ITS  CHAR-
ACTER.  DiagnosticsDiagnosis  as  a  branch  of  medicine.  (WEBSTERS
NEW  INTERNATIONAL  DICTIONARY  OF  1910  EDITION).  Diagnosis:  The
art  of  discrimination  of  disease.  Diagnostic:  Pertaining  to  a  diagnosis.
Diagnostics:  The  science  of  diagnosis.  (MARCHS  THESAURUS.  DIC-
TIONARY  OF  THE  ENGLISH  LANGUAGE).  Diagnose:TO  DISCRIMI-
NATE  OR  DISTINGUISH  THE  NATURE  OF  DISEASE;  to  ascertain  FROM
THE  SYMPTOMS  the  true  nature  and  SEAT  OF  A  DISEASE.  To  make  a
diagnosis of a disease.
A scientific determination or discrimination OF DISEASE by their symptoms.
The  sign  or  symptom  by  which  A  DISEASE  is  known  or  distinguished  from
others.
That  branch  of  medical  SCIENCE  which  deals  with  the  STUDY  OF  THE
SYMPTOMS  BY  WHICH  DISEASES  are  diagnosed  or  discriminated,
symptomatology.
Diagnostics  are  of  two  kinds:  (1)  The  special  or  pathognomonic,  which  are
peculiar  TO  A  CERTAIN  DISEASE,  and  serve  to  distinguish  it  from  ALL
OTHER  DISEASES;  and  (2)  the  adjunct,  or  such  as  are  common  TO  MANY
DISEASES.
Diagnosticate:To  diagnose.  (NEW  REVISED  ENCYCLOPAEDIC
DICTIONARY.  VOLUME  11.)  DiagnosisThe  distinguishing,  fixation,  or  in-
terpretation  OF  A  DISEASE  from  its  symptoms.  Differential,  the  qualitative
distinguishing  between  two  diseases  or  familiar  character,  by  comparative
symptoms. Direct, the recognition of a disease from the existence of one or more
signs or symptoms, independently of or  in  relation  with  other  symptoms,  or  with
age, sex, physical and mental characteristics, residence or occupation, or with the
family history. D. by Exclusion, the recognition of a disease by excluding all other
known  conditions.  D.,  Physical,  the  application  of  physical  methods  TO  THE
STUDY  OF  DISEASE.  DiagnosticsDetermining  or  confirming  a  diagnosis;
serving as sufficient evidence in a diagnosis. D. Incision,  an  incision  (as  through
the  abdominal  wall)  made  for  diagnostic  purposes.  DiagnosticateTo  make  a
diagnosis.  DiagnosticianOne  skilled  in  making  diagnoses.  (ILLUSTRATED
DICTIONARY  OF  MEDICINE  *  *  *  *  *  GOULD.)  DIAGNOSIS.  This  term  is
derived  from  dia  (through)  and  nosis  (to  know),  and  signifies  distinction  in
general; in medicine it is employed to designate the distinction of diseases.
It is necessary, before giving a detailed view of the diagnostic arrangement OF
DISEASES, to enter upon the general consideration of symptoms,
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as  the  principal  source  on  which  the  distinction  OF  DISEASES  depends;  and  as
symptomatology,  or  the  doctrine  of  symptoms,  cannot  properly  be  considered,
under  diagnosis,  we  propose  to  treat  of  the  symptoms  and  diagnosis  of  diseases
under  the  term  SYMPTOMATOLOGY.  (CYCLOPAEDIA  of  Medicine.
VOLUME  1.)  Diagnose.  Diagnosticate;  to  determine,  by  study  of  the  history,
symptoms,  etc.,  the  nature  OF  A  DISEASE.  DiagnosisDiscrimination.  That
part of medicine whose object is the recognition or determination of the nature OF
DISEASES  and  the  knowledge  of  the  pathognomonic  signs  of  each.  Clinical-
diagnosis  based  upon  symptoms  which  present  themselves  independently  of  the
pathological  changes  which  cause  them.  Differentialstudy  of  the  signs  which
one  DISEASE  can  be  accurately  discriminated  from  another.  D.  by  exclusion
diagnosis  obtained  by  critically  comparing  DISEASES  which  have  analogous
points  with  the  affection  under  consideration,  and  after  reviewing  and  finding,
some  of  the  more  important  features  lacking,  arriving  at  but  one  possible
conclusion. Pathological-diagnosis based on the character of a lesion irrespective
of its location. Physicaldiscrimination OF DISEASES by physical signs offered
by  auscultation,  percussion,  etc.  Presumptive-diagnosis  which  is  not  based  on
facts.  Regionaltopographical.  Retrospective-diagnosis  based  on  a  previous
affection, the true character of which can only be arrived at by studying the history
of the case and effects which present themselves. Symptomatic-diagnosis based on
the  most  salient  symptoms  presented  by  a  case.  Topographical-diagnosis  of  the
situation in which a lesion is located.
DiagnosticSymptom which is characteristic of a disease.
DiagnosticateTo diagnose.
DiagnosticationThe  act  of  making  a  diagnosis.  DiagnosticianOne
experienced in diagnosis. DiagnosticsArt of diagnosis.
(DUNGLISONS MEDICAL DICTIONARY. TWENTY-THIRD EDITION).
We  here  cease  general  definition  as  gleaned  from  usual  run  of
authentic  and  reliable  medical  dictionaries.  Many  average  physicians
claim  they  are  unable  to  do  justice  to  a  term  in  dictionary;  hence,  to
not  make  it  seem  that  we  have  taken  an  unfair  advantage  of  this
subject  we  desire  to  further  make  this  article  as  exact  as  possible  by
introducing  chapters  taken  bodily  from  several  of  most  eminent
medical  writers  and  authorities  upon  that  subjectmen  who  hold
eminent  positions  with  and  whose  works  are  used  as  text-books  in
colleges today.
CASE-TAKING AND DIAGNOSIS.
Diagnosis means more than naming a disease, and necessitates a knowledge of
etiologic  factors,  a  correct  estimate  of  the  constitutional  peculiarities  of  the
patient, the nature and extent of pathologic channel, the effect of
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age,  occupation,  residence,  heredity,  past  ailments,  and  even  personal  char-
acteristics of the individual.
This author does here mention etilogic  factors,  and  then  proceeds
to mention samethe effect of age, occupation, etc., all and none of
which  stand  the  most  childish  analysis.  Old  and  young  have  same
dis-ease. Tuberculosis comes alike to farmer or city chap, rheumatism
comes to him who lives in 47th floor of a city sky-scraper or him who
lives on ground, in Alaska or torrid zone. Children do and do not have
what parents have. Past ailments could not occur with the babe and
do not occur with many adults; so it goes.
Accurate  diagnosis  and  intelligent  prognosis  are  prerequisite  to  effective
treatment. From text-books and lectures the student learns the known types; at the
bedside  he  finds  that  variation  from  the  type  and  the  personal  equation  must  be
carefully studied.
In  medicine,  even  more  than  in  surgery,  diagnosis  demands  a  sufficiency  of
facts,  truthfully  recorded,  intelligently  sifted,  and  viewed  without  bliss  or
preconception.  Self-deception,  a  narrowed  mental  vision  which  disregards  new
facts of later development, or a cowardly adherence to erroneous preconception, is
disastrous.
Our  knowledge  of  clinical  symptoms  in  a  given  case  depends  either  upon  (a)
WHAT  WE  ARE  TOLD  or  (b)  WHAT  WE  SEE  OR  DETERMINE  FOR
OURSELVES,  i.  e.,  they  are  either  (a)  SUBJECTIVE  or  (b)  OBJECTIVE,  the
latter  group  including  bacteriologic  and  chemic  tests  as  well  as  physical  signs.
FOR THE FORMER, WE DEPEND UPON THE PATIENT, and often encounter
garrulity,  stupidity,  concealment,  deceit  or  hypochondrical  exaggeration.  If  the
patient is comatose or possesses no common language, we have no testimony save
that  of  outsiders,  and  in  any  event  must  exercise  sound  judgment,  keen
discrimination and facility in cross-examination or we cannot give to those fallible
yet valuable subjective data their proper weight.
Please weigh carefully substance of above  paragraph.  There  are  but
two ways of proving a diagnosis both or either of which may be wrong
in detail or total. How can anything accurate be made upon that which
is invariably inaccurate? For instance, different diseases are diagnosed
purely  by  differing  degrees  of  pain  in  a  certain  region.  Can  ANY
patient or ANY doctor tell, subjectively or objectively, HOW MUCH
pain  the  case  may  be  suffering?  Can  pain  be  dished  out  like
potatoes, weighed on a scale? Then upon this construction is its basis
like sand; it is washed by  every  wave  every  minute,  no  two  alike.  To
build a home upon such is to have it washed and its character changed
by every drop that touches it.
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To make a case history full, accurate, yet concise, to elicit the salient facts, and
assign to each its proper value and perspective demands  that  the  observer  be  full
of  knowledge,  quick  of  perception,  and  capable  of  avoiding  both  omission  and
verbosity.  Certain  routine  inquiries  are  indispensable,  and  the  student  should  be
painstaking  in  the  days  of  his  apprenticeship,  though  later,  when  a  skilled
clinician,  he  can  rapidly  elicit  the  cardinal  points  of  a  case  and  arrive  at  correct
conclusions with a minimum waste of words and ink.
Certain  single  symptoms  may  name  the  disease,  and  such  are  turned
pathognomonic,  but  woe  to  the  man  who  is  betrayed  into  the  habit  of  making
snap diagnoses. His opportunity passed when pathology came to her estate.
The  quack  never  hesitates  to  make  a  diagnosis,  but  the  physician  of  parts,
knowledge,  AND  HONESTY  MUST  OFTEN  MAKE  NONE  OR  AT  BEST  A
PROVISIONAL  ONE,  AND  WAIT  FOR  MORE  LIGHT.  The  quack  never
acknowledges  an  error;  the  honest  man,  whatever  his  ability,  must  occasionally
confess  one.  The  more  ignorant  or  dishonest  the  man,  the  more  dogmatic  and
hasty  are  his  diagnoses,  for  with  breadth  and  depth  of  knowledge  comes  its
highest gift, a conception of its limitations.
We are considering facts which must be unbiased truthful view of a
question. That physician who wants facts must often make noneor
at best a provisional oneand wait for more light. Weigh these three
views. When he has all facts it is possible to get from a patient, either
objective  (what  the  doctor  sees)  or  subjective  (what  the  patient  tells)
then  he,  to  be  honest,  must  do  one  of  three  things:  1st,  make  no
diagnosis;  2nd,  make  it  subject  to  changes;  3rd,  wait  until  case
develops  more.  Meanwhile,  what  about  patienthe  is  sick,  he  wants
medicine,  he  wants  to  get  better.  If  a  doctor  was  not  paid  until  he
prescribed, he would lose no time in diagnosing so he could prescribe.
Sicknesses  are  never  fixed.  They  reach  only  two  climaxes,  death  or
health.  Meanwhile,  we  wait  for  more  light,  or  we  prescribe
provisionally  upon  a  provisional  diagnosis  or,  if  we  want  to  be
honest we will give no drugs  because  we  cannot  make  an  honest
diagnosis.  If  every  physician  followed  that  advice,  thered  be  no
diagnoses,  no  prescriptions  because  that  covers  every  possible  phase
of diagnosis leading to prescription.
Diagnosis  by  exclusion  is  a  useful  though  round-about  method  of  arriving  in
the  signs  or  symptoms  presented  by  a  given  case,  one  or  more  inconsistent  with
the  diagnostic  symptom  group  of  all  diseases  save  one.  Modern  advance  has
greatly reduced the value of, and necessity for, the method.
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Typhoid, for example, need no longer be laboriously established by negation, but
may be directly and promptly diagnosed by the Widal test and diazo-re-action.
A  therapeutic  diagnosis  is  sometimes  necessary,  as,  for  example,  in  obscure
syphilitic infection when mercury and the iodides may banish doubt.
Many students and some  practitioners  habitually  diagnose  medical  curiosities,
failing to thresh out the variations of the prosaic  and  simple  before  assuming  the
long odds. On the other hand, it falls to the lot of every man to encounter rarities,
and their recognition means added credit and reputation.
The  physician  must  work  methodically,  deliberately,  and  with  open  mind,  but
once  his  opinion  is  formed  it  should  find  emphatic  expression,  and  every
subsequent  order  and  act  be  characterized  by  firmness  and  decision.  If  to  these
qualities  he  adds  that  modest  self-confidence,  born  of  fullness  of  knowledge  and
resource,  his  are  the  keys  of  the  temple  of  fame.  Such  a  man  can  deal  with
intelligent  patients  frankly  and  freely,  will  not  be  afraid  to  call  counsel  nor  feel
that his after conference with his consultant must be held in private, according to a
custom  more  honored  in  the  breach  than  in  the  observance.  There  are  few
intelligent families in which the physician cannot find a confidant with  whom  he
can  talk  freely  and  honestly,  thereby  increasing  his  usefulness  and  gaining
cooperation and support. Few  physicians  will  use  a  visit  of  courtesy  as  means  of
self-aggrandizement  or  the  humiliation  of  a  fellow  practitioner,  and  one  who
cannot  deal  fairly  with  all  parties  concerned  is  out  of  place  in  this  day  and
generation.  Doubtless,  fears  and  arguments,  however,  are  not  for  the  sick-room,
WHERE  A  CONFIDENT,  CHEERY  BEARING  MAY  MEAN  MORE  THAN
DRUGS.
The  student  should  not  memorize  symptoms  without  proper  consideration  of
their general bearing, cause, or special and peculiar relations; rather let him learn
to associate with each disease that which is  peculiar  and  specific.  A  multitude  of
disease, for example, are febrile, but fevers are much alike as regards their general
symptomatology. This last he should learn thoroughly as of broad application, but
stamp  especially  upon  his  memory  the  peculiar  type  of  fever  or  define  variations
that  any  given  disease  presents.  Furthermore,  every  student  should  try  to  get  a
clear  mental  photograph  of  any  ailment  he  is  studying,  and  of  the  pathologic
changes  that  underlie  and  explain  its  symptoms.  In  his  minds  eye  he  should  see
the man with  typhoid,  the  chart,  the  physiognomy,  attitude,  rose  spots,  and  more
than  that  the  intestinal  ulcers  that  underlie  them.  Such  a  method  makes  for
thoroughness and for quickness of perception and inference, and no man can take
an intelligent, comprehensive and concise case history who has not mastered these
principles.
Finally,  and  most  emphatically,  it  should  be  stated  that  case-taking,  recording
and  reporting  should  be  carried  into  every  mans  practice.  Old  case  books  well
kept  are  mines  of  knowledge,  and  the  science  of  medicine  would  be  greatly
enriched were the workers in city and hamlet alike to give to
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its report of the usual cases now for the most part allowed to pass without record.
(MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS * * * * * GREENE.)
Dr.  Greene  has  given  us,  in  detail,  what  we  learned  in  brief  from
concise definitions quoted from dictionaries. Here we are told more of
process,  there  of  constituency  of  diagnosis.  Here  we  learn  that  the
question is fraught with many besetting difficulties; that we must rely,
in  part,  upon  some  confidant  in  family  or  among  friends.  All  of  this
but  shows  us  how  dependent  man  is,  not  only  upon  patient  but  upon
family,  etc.  Where  is  science  of  medicine  when  its  possibilities  for
failures  but  enlarge?  If  patient  is  frequently  in  error  about  what  he
feels,  where  and  how;  if  physician  is  frequently  in  doubt  upon  same
subjects, how is family to know any better? Can they tell how he feels,
where  his  pains  are,  or  to  what  degree?  Larger  our  scope  of  subject,
more  complex,  and  the  more  possibilities  for  failures  arise.  We  have,
as  yet,  merely  scratched  surfacewhat  would  it  be  if  we  were  to
devote our lives to this subject alone? What a happy day it would be if
there  were  some  way  doctor  could  accurately  KNOW  what  he  was
doing  even  tho  his  patient  be  insane  or  a  babe  yet  unable  to  speak?
What science could do IF they could find, in some absolute way, that
which  they  think  they  want  to  find.  Surely,  medicine  is  not  there,
therefore  it  cannot  have  reached  stage  of  being  called  science.  It  is
guess-work  constantly  modified  by  complications  that  multiply  the
more we see.
THE PRINCIPLES AND METHODS OF DIAGNOSIS.
DIAGNOSIS, in medicine, IS THE ART AND SCIENCE of observing and of
discriminatingly  interpreting  THE  PHENOMENA  OF  DISEASE.  In  its  study,  a
knowledge  of  the  PHENOMENA  OF  HEALTH  is  an  essential  prerequisite.
Unless familiar with the sounds elicited upon percussion of the normal chest, one
cannot  decide  whether  or  not  the  sound  heard  in  a  given  case  is  indicative  of
abnormal urine, he cannot hope to gain from urinalysis a clue as to the nature of A
CASE  OF  DISEASE.  Unless  one  knows  the  appearance  of  a  healthy  brain,  he
cannot  determine  whether  the  brain  seen  at  a  necropsy  is  or  is  not  the  seat  of
morbid change. Unless one knows the function of a normal joint, he cannot affirm
that a joint under investigation has had its function impaired.
Above paragraph gives us no clue of a philosophy of analysis.
It  is  the  art  and  science.  A  phenomena  is,  at  best,  that  which
we do not understand or cannot explain within bounds of our
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comprehension.  That  being  so,  this  author  could  not  understand
health  much  less  disease  yet  says  that  we  cannot  understand
disease  until  we  understand  health  but  calls  them  both  phe-
nomena. Therefore, he understands and cannot explain either. All he
may  say  thruout  his  chapter  upon  either  subject  will  be  modified  to
coincide with this concept. We will bear this in mind.
Having  learned,  by  observation  upon  THE  HEALTHY,  to  recognize  when
departures  FROM  HEALTH  have  taken  place,  one  must  learn  by  observation  of
the sick  to  appreciate  the  significance  of  such  departures.  No  opportunity  should
be lost to examine post mortem the organs and tissues that have been altered BY
DISEASE.
A  knowledge  of  the  affects  of  drugs  upon  healthy  and  unhealthy  persons  and
organs may likewise render easy a diagnosis.
The PHENOMENA indicative of the existence of disease are in a general way
termed symptoms. These may be either subjectiveknown only to the patients by
the sensations; or they may be objectivecapable of investigation by the sense of
the observer, aided, it may be, by the instrument of precision. Thus pain, vertigo,
nausea,  ringing  in  the  ears,  are  subjective  symptoms,  while  high  temperature,
vomiting, unsteadiness of motion, loss of voice, are objective symptoms.
Pain,  vertigo,  nausea,  ringing  in  the  ears  are  only  such  as  patient
can  be  cognizant  oftherefore  objective  to  patient  but  subjective  to
physician  in  diagnosis.  Temperature,  vomiting,  unsteadiness  of
motion,  loss  of  voice  are  things  physician  can  be  directly  aware  of
thru  observation,  therefore  objective  to  patient  as  well  as  doctor.  At
any  rate,  all  conditions  are  objective  to  patient,  should  his  advice  be
asked. But suppose patient be insane, an idiot, unconscious, or a babe,
only  objective  symptoms  can  be  used  for  diagnosis;  value  of
subjective  symptoms  is  lost.  Diagnosis  certainly  cannot  be  complete.
If they are necessary at one time, surely not unnecessary at any other.
When  our  methods  can  be  so  resolved  that  we  can  determine  what  is
necessary  to  be  done  without  need  of  any  subjective  or  objective
symptoms and rely on more exact methods, then, and not until, can we
say we have reached a science.
The  objective  manifestations  OF  DISEASE  may  be  further  divided  into
symptoms  (in  a  restricted  sense)  and  signs.  While  the  two  are  not  rigidly
separable, symptoms may be defined as manifestations of disordered func-
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tion, signs as manifestations of altered structure. Disordered functions would be
such  as  the  patient  could  tell  he  feels.  Altered  structure  would  be  pathological
and  such  as  could  be  seen.  Thus  cough  is  a  symptom  of  laryngeal  congestion
discovered  by  inspection  with  the  mirror;  the  bronchial  rales  heard  upon
auscultation, are signs. Difficulty in deglutition is a symptom; a pulsating tumor in
the  chest,  indicative  of  aneurism  pressing  upon  the  diaphragm  and  restricting  its
movements, is a sign.
Thus,  signs  are  in  many  cases  directly  explanatory  of  symptoms,  and  their
discovery  is  one  step  further  in  the  diagnosis.  It  must  not  be  forgotten,  however,
that  signs  are  not  always  to  be  found,  a  sign  may  not  account  in  toto  for  the
symptoms with which it is associated; and that even when sufficient to explain the
symptom, the sign itself remains to be explained before the diagnosis is complete.
Like  all  other  morbid  PHENOMENA,  signs  must,  therefore,  be  considered  in
relation with all the evidence presented in a given case.
Certain  signs  that  are  not  at  once  manifest,  but  that  require  for  their  study
special means of exploration, are termed physical signs. In its restricted sense, the
term physical signs is applied to the PHENOMENA elicited by special methods
(inspection,  mensuration,  palpatation,  percussion,  and  auscultation),  are  used
chiefly in examination of the chest and abdomen, though often applied elsewhere;
while  the  signs  elicited  by  examination  of  the  blood,  the  urine,  the  sputum,  the
feces, or by laryngoscopy, ophthalmoscopy, cystoscopy and the like, are not given
other  qualifying  designation  than  the  special  names  describing  the  respective
processes.  They  might  appropriately  be  termed  instrumental  signs  and  signs  of
research.
PHENOMENA  corresponding  WITH  LOGICAL  DEDUCTIONS  as  to  the
direct  results  of  deranged  function,  including  subjective  and  objective  symptoms
and  signs,  are  called  RATIONAL  SIGNS,  in  contra-distinction  from  physical
signs, which denote the mechanical condition of the structure examined. Thus, in
a  case  of  valvular  disease  of  the  heart,  weakness,  vertigo,  shortness  of  breath,
pallor  and  dropsy  would  be  termed  rational  signs,  while  the  area  of  cardiac
percussion-dullness  and  the  character  of  the  sounds  heard  upon  auscultation
would be termed physical signs.
If  certain  symptoms  are  subjected  to  logical  deductions,  and
because  of  that  fact  are  called  rational  signs  then  it  would  stand  to
reason  that  all  other  symptoms  that  did  not  come  under  this
classification  or  division,  even  tho  arbitrarily  made,  would  be
ILLOGICAL deductions and  therefore  IRRATIONAL  signs.  Peculiar
how  we  trip  ourselves  over  things  that  seem  reasonable  until  layman
uses common-sense.
Symptoms  may  also  be  divided  into  general  or  constitutional  symptoms  and
local symptoms. General symptoms are these, like fever, depression,
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delirium,  that  may  result  from  unbalancing  of  the  organism  as  a  whole,  and  are
common  to  affections  of  many  kinds;  while  local  symptoms  are  those,  like
swelling or discoloration of a  part  and  circumscribed  pain  or  tenderness,  that  are
confined to a certain locality and result from localized morbid conditions usually
that of the organ or tissue diseases.
Symptoms caused by local disease not at the seat of manifestation and that are
not dependent upon mere mechanical influences or upon interference with related
function,  but  that  arise  indirectly,  as  a  result  of  nervous  irritation,  are  termed
reflex symptoms.. Thus, the difficulty of breathing occasioned by the pressure of a
mediastinal tumor upon the trachea is a local symptom, due to a mere mechanical
influence;  dyspnea  from  deranged  action  of  the  heart  is  a  symptom  dependent
upon  interference  with  related  function;  while  asthmatoid  condition  dependent
upon disease of the nose is a reflex symptom. IT MUST NOT BE FORGOTTEN,
HOWEVER, THAT THE SAME SYMPTOM MAY AT ONE TIME BE LOCAL;
AT  ANOTHER  TIME,  PART  OF  A  GENERAL  PROCESS;  AT  ANOTHER
TIME, REFLEX. Thus, vomiting may indicate local disease of the stomach; or it
may be part of the general disturbance caused by certain febrile diseases; or it may
reflexly indicate disease in the abdomen or in the brain.
Patient gives an objective symptom (to him), subjective symptom (to
the  physician);  then  our  troubles  begin.  Suppose  three  patients  give
same symptom. From one it may be purely local; from second, same
symptom  in  same  place  is  purely  because  of  a  disease  all  over  his
body;  from  third,  it  is  because  of  a  disease  in  some  distant  part  and
reflexed. How are we to know? Patient certainly cant tell. We cant
see a pain. Mystery grows deeper, chapter by chapter. Height we must
climb to learn how to guess, is stupendous.
Having,  by  a  careful  observation  and  interrogation,  ascertained  the  present
condition  of  the  patient  and  having,  by  inquiry,  learned  his  family  history  (in
order  to  judge  of  the  probable  influence  of  hereditary  disease,  diathesis  or
liability)  and  his  previous  history  (anamnesis)  of  health  or  disease  (including  a
knowledge  of  his  mode  of  life  and  of  his  surroundings,  as  well  as  the  mode  of
invasion  of  the  disease  under  investigation  and  its  course  up  to  the  moment  of
examination),  IT  BECOMES  NECESSARY  TO  INTERPRET  THE
INFORMATION THUS GAINEDin other words, to make a diagnosis.
After you have gleaned everything from everybody and every source
possible,  then  you  go  into  silent  communion  with  the  wee  sma
voice  and  talk  it  all  over  with  yourself.  You  eliminate  what  YOU
think  of  no  value,  weigh  what  YOU  think  necessary,  come  to  a
conclusion. Then thats what the patient hasa diagnosis.
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In making a diagnosis one has to consider not only the bearing of the signs and
symptoms  individually  and  collectively,  but  also  their  relations  with  the
PHENOMENA  of  health  and  with  each  other.  Further,  one  has  to  consider  (and
this  is  what  may,  to  some  extent,  be  learned  from  reading)  THE  HISTORICAL
EXPERIENCE  of  the  medical  profession  AS  TO  THE  SIGNIFICANCE  OF
CERTAIN SYMPTOMS AND GROUPS OF SYMPTOMS, and as to the relation
of certain symptoms and groups of symptoms with lesions observed post mortem.
Here  sits  a  patient;  he  is  sick;  sickness  exists  within  him,  not  in
another  that  may  be  related  or  not.  This  sickness  is  individualized  to
this person. Now we learn that we must do more than to get all we can
from  this  patient,  but  also  learn  all  we  can  from  the  historical
experienceas to the significance of certain symptoms and groups of
symptoms  from  others  who  have  gone  before.  We  wonder  how  far
back is necessary to understand THIS case? Is one generation enuf, or
must  it  be  continued  as  far  as  records  permit?  Notwithstanding
complexities of A case, we must muddle it with complicated muddles
of multitudes of other cases that history may drag before us. If history
but  repeats  itself  and  if  history  of  past  has  made  a  failure  of  these
phenomenon  of  health  and  disease,  why  dig  up  skeletons  of  our
buried  mistakes  and  use  those  to  increase  the  inefficiency  of  the
present?
A  diagnosis  may  thus  be  made  (1)  by  the  inductive  method,  reasoning,  upon
anatomical  (structural)  and  physiological  (functional)  data,  from  the  character  of
the disturbance to the organ affected and the nature of the affection; (2) BY THE
HISTORICAL  OR  EMPIRICAL  METHOD,  relating  upon  the  recorded
experience  of  other  observers  and  upon  ones  own  experience  that  certain
symptoms  manifested  under  certain  circumstances  indicate  the  existence  of  a
definite  malady;  or  (3)  by  the  method  of  pathological  association  which  is  based
upon the fact that when certain symptoms have been observed during life, definite
lesions have been discovered after death. By analogy, the lessons of  pathological
association  may  be  applied  in  affections  not  necessarily  of  a  fatal  character.  It  is
obvious,  therefore,  that  a  knowledge  of  the  various  gross  and  minute  morbid
changes occurring in the body generally or in a special organ, tissues or cells and
of  the  circumstances  under  which  special  changes  are  likely  to  occur  is  essential
for  precision  in  diagnosis.  The  most  satisfactory  results  are  to  be  obtained  when
all of the methods indicated can be concurrently availed of.
We  are  shown  three  methods:  inductive,  empirical,  deductive.  He
advises that best results are attained when all are used. Sec-
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ond  is  purely  arbitrary.  How  can  facts,  as  they  exist  be  arbitrarily
changed to suit fancy of the physician?
Diagnosis may further be direct, differential or by exclusion. Diagnosis is said
to  be  direct  when  one  or  more  of  the  signs  are  symptoms,  independent  of  or  in
relation  with  other  symptoms  or  with  the  age,  sex,  physical  and  mental
characteristics,  residence  or  occupation  of  the  patient,  or  with  his  family  history,
enable  direct  affirmation  to  be  made  of  the  nature  of  the  malady.  Thus,  a
paroxysm  of  chill  fever  and  sweating,  in  association  with  the  presence  in  the
blood of characteristic parasites, permits a direct diagnosis of malarial fever to be
made.
Diagnosis  is  said  to  be  discriminative  or  differential  when  the  signs  or
symptoms  are  suggestive  of  more  THAN  ONE  DISEASE  and  a  decision  is
reached by comparison and contrast. It is necessary to compare the ideal pictures
of  VARIOUS  DISEASES  in  turn  with  the  actual  picture  presents,  in  order  to
establish  the  resemblance  or  unlikeness;  finally  affirming  the  nature  of  the  case
with more or less certainty, according to the completeness and definiteness of the
observations made AND THE DEGREE OF KNOWLEDGE ON THE PART OF
THE  CLINICIAN  as  to  the  conditions  present  in  the  respective  affections  under
review.  Diagnosis  is  unusually  differential,  and  as  one  is  often  compelled  to
balance probabilities, with incomplete evidence before him, differential diagnosis
calls  for  the  greatest  knowledge  and  skill.  Numerous  examples  of  differential
diagnosis  will  be  found  throughout  this  book.  Reference  may  here  be  made  to
malarial  fever,  in  case  hematozoa  are  not  demonstrable,  and  the  fever  of  hepatic
suppuration  or  of  pulmonary  tuberculosis.  Careful  observation  of  the
temperaturecourse  and  painstaking  physical  examination  may  be  required  to
establish the points of difference.
Suppose  the  clinician  did  not  have  a  complete  degree  of
knowledge of case, then his diagnosis could not be correct according
to  case  as  it  actually  existed.  That  being  true  his  prescription  would
not  be  exactly  what  case  should  need  providing  medicine  was  proper
thing  under  those  circumstances.  Suppose  the  degree  of  knowledge
on  the  part  of  the  clinician  was  but  half  of  all  that  existsperhaps
patient  cannot  describe  or  pathology  does  not  show,  subjective
symptoms  are  not  known,  objective  ones  not  observablethen  what
about the diagnosisit is but half named, one-half titled. No one is to
blamesystem is not complete, not accurate. Only contention we are
raising  at  this  time  is  that  diagnosing  is  and  should  not  be  titled  a
science,  for  there  is  nothing  scientific  in  any  of  its  stages.  First
question asked by physician and first answer given by patient
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do not give to either a completeness of what exists. Patient cannot tell
what  he  feels,  patient  cannot  understand  what  patient  tries  to  tell
complexities  become  muddled  at  outset  upon  which  all  depends  that
passes  between  physician  and  his  patient.  Being  no  science  there
could  not  exist  an  art  any  more  accurate,  hence  medicine  as  an
art or science falls far short of even semblance of a garbled mass
of verbiage and consorted mental and physical action.
In  diagnosis  by  exclusion  one  is  unable  to  affirm  the  nature  of  the  affection
directly;  and  even  after  comparison  of  the  evident  PHENOMENA  with  the
PHENOMENA of the respective diseases suggested, the points of resemblance are
not  sufficiently  great  in  number  or  in  character  to  warrant  an  affirmative
conclusion in any one instance. It then becomes necessary to prove a negative; to
do  which,  reliance  must  be  placed  entirely  upon  points  of  unlikeness.  One
endeavors  to  recall  in  the  ideal  picture  of  a  certain  malady  some  symptom  or
association  of  symptoms  so  necessary  that  its  absence  from  the  actual  case  may
warrant  a  decided  negative;  or,  on  the  other  hand,  to  discover  in  the  case  before
him  some  symptoms  or  association  of  symptoms  so  incompatible  with  the  ideal
picture  of  the  malady  under  consideration  as  likewise  to  warrant  a  negative
conclusion.  Thus,  from  the  absence  of  what  ought  to  be  present  and  from  the
presence of what ought to be absent, one from another of the conditions discussed
is set aside, until finally one remains that cannot be excluded; and there is reached
a more or less probable diagnosis.
Diagnosis by exclusion is the least satisfactory, as one can never be sure that he
has  passed  in  review  and  has  excluded  all  for  the  conditions  that  ought  to  be
excluded. Nevertheless, it sometimes affords most brilliant results. Thus, paralysis
of  the  left  vocal  band,  associated  with  recurring  cough  and  occasional  dyspnoea
and  dysphagia,  every  other  suggested  cause  for  which  has  been  excluded,  has  to
lead  to  a  correct  diagnosis  of  aneurism  of  the  arch  of  the  aorta,  not  discoverable
by the most careful physical exploration.
As  a  rule,  that  diagnosis  that  best  and  most  readily  accounts  for  all  of  the
symptoms is the most likely to be correct. When any symptom is unaccounted for,
the  diagnosis  is  at  least  incomplete,  if  not  doubtful.  Diagnosis  of  a  common
disease, other things being equal, is not likely to be correct as that diagnosis of a
rare  disease.  On  the  other  hand,  statistics  have  no  bearing  upon  the  individual
case; the rare disease may be present and be overlooked from want of knowledge
or in consequence of superficial examination,
Last two paragraphs lead us to believe that even they have many
pitfalls and the more we read of subject, as they write it,
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the  more  of  these  covered  over  bear-pits  we  find.  Last  paragraph
above puts us more in doubt as to thoro work being satisfactory, as to
shoddy work being completeas to any method being correct, we are
in dark. Fundamental intent of thinking that if we could postively find
symptoms or pathology involved and that such information would lead
us  straight  to  ultimate  goal  of  health,  is  wrong,  inconsistent  and
illogical.  Arrow  is  not  only  wrongly  composed  but  its  direction  is
headed wrong.
More than one disease may be present in the same patient at the same time, but
certain  diseases  are  held  to  be  antagonistic  and  thus  not  likely  to  coexist:  Data
bearing  on  this  point  are  defective  and  are  UNDERGOING  REVISION  AND
CORRECTION.  NOT  A  FEW  CASES  HAVE  BEEN  RECORDED
CONTRADICTORY  OF  SOME  OF  THE  TEACHINGS  OF  THE  PAST.  Hence,
in this work, little stress has been laid upon these antagonisms. On the other hand,
there are many lesions and morbid processes that are frequently found associated.
Such  associations  are  specifically  mentioned  wherever  it  seemed  likely  that  a
knowledge of their existence would be of service.
We  have  considered  many  complications.  Now  arises  another,  that
any  one  person  may  have  several  diseases  which  may  fight  each  the
other or are friendly to each. Whether one does scrap with other or not
is mooted; it is undergoing revision, etc. What a mass of hypotheses
any one diagnostician must carry to discern all these, let alone names
of  some  several  thousands  of  diseases.  Surely,  we  think  we  begin  to
see reason for failure of medicine.
One disease  sometimes  strongly  predisposes  to  another.  A  knowledge  of  facts
of this nature is often of assistance in diagnosis, as well as in preventive treatment.
A  knowledge  OF  THE  COMPLICATIONS  and  sequelae  that  ordinarily  or
exceptionally attend or follow certain diseases, independently of its bearing upon
therapeutics,  is  an  important  equipment  for  the  diagnostician.  This  can  be
acquired only by EXTENSIVE READINGS or by PROLONGED EXPERIENCE.
In  anticipation  of  the  latter  source  of  information  the  former  must  be  sedulously
cultivated. IN DEFAULT OF SUCH KNOWLEDGE, the mistake may be made of
diagnosticating  a  single  well-marked  condition,  as,  for  instance,  pleuritis,  as  the
whole  of  the  disease;  when,  in  reality,  the  condition  may  be  but  a  comparatively
unimportant  complication  in  the  course  of  typhoid  fever  or  an  hepatic  abscess.
Similarly,  a  sequela  to  some  acute  disease,  remote  in  time  or  obscure  in
symptoms, may be diagnosti-
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cated,  prognosticated  and  treated  as  an  independent  affection,  OFTEN  to  the
grave  detriment  of  the  patient.  Thus  a  temporary  loss  of  knee-jerk  following
unrecognized  diphtheria  has  led  to  an  incorrect  diagnosis  of  locomotor  ataxia.
Sometimes  the  initial  PHENOMENA  of  disease  escape  observation,  a  chancre
may  be  concealed  especially  in  the  female,  or  scarlatina  may  occur  without
eruption or appreciable fever, (thermometry  not  being  restored  to),  and  when  the
latter  PHENOMENA  (such  as  syphilitic  fever  or  scarlatinal  drops)  develop,  the
case may be misinterpreted, unless this possibility of masked beginnings be borne
in mind.
Suppose  we  consider  an  M.D.  just  from  college,  no  prolonged
experience,  no  extensive  readings,in  default  of  such
knowledgeof course, mistakes will be made providing that such
IS necessary to keep from making them. It would be injudicious to
call  such  a  man  to  any  case  for  who  knows  which  case  might
contain  some  such  elements;  and,  if  no  such  early  graduate  was
called,  then  none  would  ever  possess  that  prolonged  experience
and he would have to pursue the path of extensive readings and
gain  experience  in  that  way.  No  wonder  people  are  experimented
with  by  novice,  diagnosed  this,  that,  and  then  opinion  changed
when proven wrong. Humanity is substance upon which these facts
are deducedeach new physician for himself. Older the physician
(in  practice)  the  safer  to  call,  for  he  knows  least  about  things  he
knows he knows nothing about.
The so-called negative signs of disease should not be under-rated. The absence
of  headache  may  assist  in  the  exclusion  of  brain-tumor;  the  absence  of  albumin
and casts from the urine, after sufficiently careful and extended observation, may
be of great importance in discrimination among the causes of a train of symptoms,
including vertigo, optic neuritis, vomiting and paroxysmal dyspnoea; the absence
of  rose-rash  and  of  splenic  enlargement  may  determine  the  diagnosis  between
enteric  influenza  and  typhoid  fever.  In  recording  cases  it  is  necessary  to  note
negative joints in order to show that the injury or search has been made.
No  less  important  is  a  knowledge  of  the  morbid  PHENOMENA  that  may  be
CAUSED  BY  CERTAIN  DRUGSnot  merely  by  the  narcotic  agents,  opium,
belladonna,  and  the  like,  but  by  such  POISONS  as  mercury,  arsenic  and  lead,
WHICH  MAY  PRODUCE  SYMPTOMS  CLOSELY  RESEMBLING  ACUTE
AND  CHRONIC  DISEASES  OF  COMMON  OCCURRENCE  OR  MAY  GIVE
RISE  TO  NERVOUS  AND  OTHER  PHENOMENA  PUZZLING  IN  THE
EXTREME.  Similarly,  common  or  unusual  drug  effects,  perhaps  due  to
idiosyncrasy,  occurring  in  the  course  of  treatment  MAY  MASK  THE
SYMPTOMS OF DISEASE, OR GIVE RISE TO ADDITIONAL PHENOM-
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ENA,  that,  unless  caution  be  exercised,  may  LEAD  TO  ERROR  IN
DIAGNOSIS.
And,  once  more,  we  recite  another  possibility.  Not  being  satisfied
with ancestors, etc., we now find that a physician may complicate his
own case by giving drugs for symptoms, action  of  which  he  does  not
know, cannot know until they are tried. Let us analyze this paragraph.
First,  drugs  will  give  rise  to  symptoms  resembling  diseases  even  if
given  to  a  healthy  person.  That  makes  it  hard  to  correctly  diagnose.
Second,  our  patient  is  sick,  we  have  prescribed  certain  drugs.  This
gives rise to certain other symptoms which did not before exist, hence
changes symptoms, gives rise to something we did not expect, and we
are  non-plussed  at  not  only  lack  of  results  but  enlargement  of  cases
troubles.  Our  symptoms  have  multiplied  by  physicians  own  acts.
Where do we cease, where is end, is there no limit to which our mind
can say we have reached science?
The  data  for  diagnosis  are  obtained  by  observation  and  inquiry.  Inquiry  may
often  have  to  be  made  of  those  about  the  patient,  the  latter  being  UNABLE  OR
INCOMPETENT  to  answer;  and  not  rarely  the  same  questions  will  have  to  be
repeated  in  various  ways  and  be  controlled  by  questions  requiring  opposite
answers, in order that the clinician be not deceived, intentionally or otherwise.
Observation  can  be  made  while  the  questioning  is  proceeding;  sometimes  the
manner,  method  and  form  of  a  patients  answers  to  questions  are  in  themselves
part  of  the  data  acquired  by  observation.  For  example,  in  cases  of  aphasia,  the
patient  is  unable  to  find  words  in  which  to  express  himself  though  he  may
understand  the  questions  put  and  may  even  believe  that  in  his  monotonous
repetition  of  certain  words  and  phrases  he  has  given  an  intelligent  answer.
(ESSENTIALS  OF  MEDICAL  DIAGNOSIS  OF  MENTAL  DISORDERS.)  To
decide  the  question  whether  a  man  be  insane  or  not,  it  will  in  a  great  number  of
cases,  BE  ONLY  NECESSARY  FOR  THIS  PURPOSE  TO  GIVE  HIM  THE
TREATMENT  NECESSARY  TO  CURE  AN  INSANE  PERSON,  or  at  least  to
place him under suitable care; in other cases THIS QUESTION WILL HAVE TO
BE  DECIDED  ON  GROUNDS  NOT  DIRECTLY  CONNECTED  WITH  THE
THERAPEUTIC OBJECT. The task will then be to examine whether a person is,
in  consequence  of  mental  derangement,  incapable  of  disposing  freely  of  his
person,  his  actions,  and  his  fortune,  whether  he  is  responsible  for  a  criminal
action;  whether  he  is  capable  of  taking  proper  care  of  his  rights  in  a  law-suit;
whether he deserves  credit  as  a  witness,  or  whether  it  is  right  he  should  undergo
the punishment to which he is condemned. But even where the
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object is a merely therapeutic one, the  decision  of  the  question,  whether  or  not  a
man  is  insane,  is  of  much  greater  importance  than  medical  advice  in  any  other
disease, in consequence of the resulting necessity of depriving the patients of their
personal liberty by sending them into an asylum.
We now approach a line of cases where we leave physiological and
pathological observation. We step into plain of that which any person
can  answer  for  another.  Any  person  can  say  whether  another  can  or
cannot undress himself, whether he willfully committed murder or was
wild at the time, whether his actions are coherent or not. Even jurors,
composed  of  common  laymen,  are  called  upon,  sworn  and  do  legally
pass  upon  such  questions.  It  is  for  laymen  to  say  whether,  in  their
opinion,  what  physician  witness  said  was  right  or  wrong,  whether
diagnosis was correct or not. In last analysis, jurors pass upon all these
points, in a few minutes, that physicians have quibbled over for years
and years and even spent years excavating ruins of nations long dead.
Galling  part  is  that  what  laymen  say  is  finalwhat  physician  says  is
questionable  and  to  be  disputed  by  a  jury  of  their  peers.  Here  is  one
instance where common-sense is applied to science of medicine.
In  other  respects  also  the  diagnosis  of  mental  derangement  is  different  from
that of other diseases. In the latter case, patients ask for the medical man; and do
everything to facilitate the right diagnosis of the disease. But the insane patient is
in  a  great  number  of  cases  exceedingly  reserved  towards  the  medical  man;
simulates,  or  is  in  consequence  of  his  mental  derangement,  incapable  of  giving
exact  information.  The  diagnosis  is  as  important  as  in  many  cases  IT  IS
DIFFICULT.
If  the  patient  is  able  and  willing  to  give  information  about  himself,  the
examination  of  an  insane  person  has  to  be  carried  out  on  the  same  principles  as
that of other patients. One may first ask the name,  age,  profession,  etc.,  then  one
may proceed to the  history  of  the  case,  then  examine  the  mental  state,  and  finish
with the examination of the bodily condition; in the latter, the examination of the
peripheral nervous system is of great importance.
We  have  not  many  complications  and  in  one  of  our  comments  we
have suggested what could be done with insane. Where he  refused  to
give  symptoms,  then  in  many  cases  nothing  could  be  gleaned.  There
are  many  diseases  that  are  never  detected  and  could  not  be  without
assistance  of  patient.  In  such  cases  all  their  diseases  would  pass  by
unnoticed,  unknown.  For  such  cases  we  presume  that  prescriptions
would be given on general princi-
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pleshit or miss, I give you this and thus does  science  proceed
merrily along its way. Mere fact that there are hundreds of theories for
insanity,  each  a  theory  for  a  separate  disease,  would  but  complicate
location of pathological lobe or gyri affected. Diagnosis of each form
of insanity would put any sane man insane.
HISTORY OF THE CASE.The following points must be well considered:
(1)  The  HEREDITARY  PREDISPOSITION.We  must  confine  our  inquires
to the occurrence of mental derangements in the direct ascending line of ancestors,
direct  inheritance,  but  inquire  ABOUT  THE  WHOLE  CONSANGUINITY
(COLLATERAL  INHERITANCE.)  We  must  inquire  if  there  are  among  the
relatives  nervous  diseases,  which  generally  are  not  reckoned  among  the  mental
disorders; if epilepsy, hypochondriasis or hysteria have occurred, or if there have
been  cases  of  suicide  in  the  family;  also  if  other  factors,  which  according  to  our
experience  lead  to  degeneration,  as  consanguinity  of  the  parents,  alcoholism,
morphinism, etc.., have been or are present in the family.
(2)  DISEASES  OF  THE  NERVOUS  SYSTEM  FORMERLY  PRESENT.It
must be especially inquired if hysterical, epileptic or epileptoid fits have occurred
in the previous life; also if meningitis, apoplectic fits or other organic diseases of
the brain and spinal cord have occurred.
(3)  INJURIES  TO  THE  HEAD.If  there  have  been  any,  they  must  be
carefully taken into consideration with regard to origin, course and local effects.
(4)  FOR  INFORMATION  RESPECTING  PREVIOUS  INTOXICATIONS
especially by alcohol, MORPHIA, COCAINE AND NICOTINEthe help of the
relatives will frequently be required, even if the patient is able to give satisfactory
information  about  other  matters.  Sometime  the  profession  of  the  patient
innkeeper, commercial traveler for a wine or cigar merchantwill give a clue.
(5) A PREVIOUS ATTACK OF MENTAL DERANGEMENT, or detention in
an asylum has to be carefully considered in the history of the case.
(6) At last the question will have to be raised whether the CHARACTER of the
patient  HAS  CHANGED,  and,  if  so,  whether  external  influences,  events  in  his
life,  etc.,  have  brought  about  this.  This  change  of  character  may  be  shown  by  a
complete  reverse  of  the  former  self,  or  by  exaggeration  of  certain  pecularities.  A
man formerly moderate becomes, through incipient mental derangement, inclined
to all sorts of extravagance; a saving man becomes a spendthrift;  a  man  formerly
indifferent  to  all  religious  things  occupies  himself  constantly  with  the  Bible,  and
Hymn-book, goes to church, etc. Anxious care with regard to his own bodily state
becomes exaggerated
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to  an  incessant  fright  lest  something  might  have  or  has  happened  to  him;  a  man
formerly trustful looks everything most carefully up and openly expresses his fear
that  he  may  be  robbed  of  something;  a  man  formerly  reserved  in  his  character
becomes quite a recluse, etc.
Not content with our Washingtons Monument complications we are
destined  to  build  them  up  to  height  of  the  Eiffel  Tower  and  mayhap
reach a willing hand up to skies, thinking to reach Mars. To what we
already  possess,  to  find  what  disease  our  patient  has,  we  will  add  six
more  with  all  of  those  ramifications.  They  are  as  follows:1.  We
must  question  close  relatives  whether  they  have  been  insane.  If  they
answer no that may prove they have; should they answer yes then
we  are  positive.  No  insane  person  ever  knows  hes  insane.  Of
necessity,  consider  the  1st,  2nd  and  3rd  cousins  on  both  sides  of  the
house,  inquire  carefully  of  their  children  and  better  not  overlook  the
grandchildren  while  youre  about  itbut  inquire  about  THE
WHOLE consanguinity, therefore we have not misstated the facts. 2.
Not finding any traces of insanity  in  any  of  these,  start  all  over  again
and  see  if  you  cant  find  some  one  who  has  had  Diseases  of  the
Nervous System. Finding nothing, reiterate your steps (3) and inquire
whether  any  were  ever  hit  on  the  head  with  a  rock  back  in  the  stone
age  or  fell  off  of  the  cliff  in  their  cliff  dwelling  time.  4.  Still,  not
finding  what  you  desire  inquire  of  every  male  (and  especially  the
female,  for  she  gives  birth  to  the  offspring),  for  information
respecting  previous  intoxications.  Remember  we  are  now  running
down  clues  for  the  hereditary  predisposition.  We  are  not  told  how
many times they must have been intoxicated but we assume that once
is  sufficient.  Still  finding  no  clue  as  to  where  this  patient  got  this
disease,  see  (5)  whether  any  of  your  ancients  have  ever  had  a
previous  attack  of  mental  derangement.  Not  finding  this  we  must
continue our search. This author gives us but one more hopeperhaps
the  character  of  the  patient  has  changed.  At  last  the  villain  was
caught red-handed in midst of his dirty deed. We have almost, but not
quite,  reached  pinnacle  of  our  Tower  in  human  ability  to  remember
limitations of possibilities of necessities to be able to pin proper color
and size of a tag on miscreant that brot this disease to our dear beloved
patient now awaiting result of our inquiries into his past.
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Although it is important to find the symptoms mentioned here, we must not on
the one hand forget that they all may be on the other hand. A mental derangement
is undoubtedly present, and on the other hand a few or all of them may be present
without there being any mental derangement. Therefore, they are only of value as
aids in diagnosis.
After  we  have  done  all  of  what  we  have  stated  above,  we  are  now
told  that  it  was  all  for  naught,  altho  it  was  a  good  pastime,  a  good
mental  recreation  to  take  you  away  from  the  hard  laborious  intrigues
of  suffering  humanity.  We  quite  understand  that  it  is  important  to
find  the  symptoms  mentioned  here,  but  we  must  not  further  forget
that they may all be absent even tho our patient is insane. We might
spend some  six  hours  chasing  down  his  blue-book  and  find  no  traces
of  anything  of  what  we  have  been  searching  for  notwithstanding  that
mental  derangement  is  undoubtedly  present.  After  our  exhaustless
search  is  completed  we  are  notified  that  they  told  us  to  do  that  for
fun;  for  you  may  find  the  relatives  had  any  one  of  the  inherited
diseases and our present patient has no mental derangement. What is
the  reason  then?  Therefore,  they  are  only  of  value  as  aids  in
diagnosis, said he, with an offhand fling of the head.
It  is  necessary  for  the  diagnosis  of  mental  derangement  to  prove  that  one
mental function or several or even all-have undergone a morbid change. We shall
therefore  examine(I)  Subjective  censorial  perception  (hallucinations  and
illusions);  (II)  The  intellect;  (III)  The  emotions;  (IV)  The  power  of  reproducing
ideas (recollectional); (V) Consciousness; and (VI) The actions which result from
all the foregoing mental states.
I.  Hallucinations  and  Illusions  indicate  changes  in  the  central  censorial
perception of the insane, which very frequently occur. We must examine whether
the  hallucinations  or  illusions,  respectively,  occur  in  the  sense  of  the  hearing,
vision,  smell  or  taste,  in  the  sensation  of  the  skin  and  the  viscera,  and  in  the
musculature  sense,  and  not  confine  ourselves  to  finding  them  in  one  or  other  of
the senses. The greater the experience of the examining physician the easier it will
be for him to find out the  hallucinations,  with  regard  to  which  many  patients  are
very reserved. MUCH DEPENDS ON CLEVER QUESTIONING.
To  the  above  six  inherited  phases  we  now  add  six  sense  additions.
We can readily appreciate that Much depends on clever questioning,
for  by  this  time  if  we  did  not  question  cleverly  we  would  deceive
ourselves  into  thinking  we  knew  something  and  making  patient  think
sameif we but knew facts he would
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have  less  respect  for  physicians  than  they  have  for  themselves.  If
patient  will  but  let  his  mind  wander  into  wildest  vagaries  that  Hans
Christian  Anderson,  Aesop,  George  Ade,  Jules  Verne  and  other
writers  have  ever  produced,  and  multiply  them  by  one  hundred,  then
he can begin to grasp about one per cent of what physician gropes thru
to  try  and  tell  him  what  he  has.  Patient  might  as  well  close  his  eyes;
the first picture of any word that comes is what he could name it, and
would  then  be  more  accurate  than  what  it  is  now  diagnosed  to  be  by
physicians.
The  existence  of  hallucinations  in  the  person  examined  does  not  prove  the
mental derangement of  that  person.  Hallucinations  occur  also  in  sane  persons,  in
hysterical, hypochondriacal and epileptic persons, and in states of intoxication, no
mental derangement, in the strict sense of the word, being present. But in all these
cases  the  person  recognizes  that  he  is  subject  to  an  hallucination.  With  regard
specially to the hallucinations of sane persons they occur only at long intervals or
only  once  in  the  whole  life  and  mostly  in  the  visual  sense.  The  same  is  the  case
with  hysterical  and  also  hypochondriacal  persons.  So  far  as  they  are  not  insane,
they recognize the abnormality of that state. In epileptic persons the hallucination
sometimes  ushers  in  the  epileptic  attack  (especially  visual  and  auditory  halluci-
nations)  and  appears  therefore  as  part  of  it;  in  others  the  hallucination  may  take
the place of the epileptic attack (epileptoid hallucination.) In the hallucinations of
temporary  intoxication,  the  poisoned  person  wealthy  recognizes  the  abnormality
of  his  state;  he  stands  above  the  hallucinations  and  assumes  the  position  of  an
observer  recognizing  them  to  be  deception.  If  such  a  state  of  intoxication  lasts  a
long  time  and  if  the  patient  changes  his  standpoint  towards  these  hallucinations,
believing  them  to  be  realities,  he  must  be  considered  insane.  That  a  person
recognizes hallucinations to be a morbid state is, however, proof that the person is
really  sane.  It  often  occurs  in  severe  cases  of  insanity  that  patients  recognize
temporarily  their  hallucinations  as  an  abnormal  state,  or  they  sometimes  say  so
after  they  have  been  told,  in  order  to  appear  sane.  On  the  other  hand,  the  insane
give  an  exact  account  of  their  hallucinations  and  call  them  abnormal;  but  on
further  questioning  they  say  that  this  disease  has  been  made;  that  they  had  been
poisoned  or  hypnotized  and  that  was  the  cause  of  the  hallucinations  (hypo-
chondrian paranoias, cocainism, etc.) But also the fact that certain persons do not
consider  their  hallucinations  to  be  deception  but  truth  does  not  prove  that  these
persons  are  insane,  even  if  they  stick  to  their  idea  in  spite  of  all  correction.
Ignorance  of  the  physical  laws,  wants  of  education,  but  most  of  all  superstition,
especially of a religious nature,  may  cause  hallucinations  to  be  taken  as  realities.
Much  more  difficult  than  the  estimation  of  the  diagnostic  value  of  the
hallucinations,  of  which  the  patient  informs  the  physician,  is  it  to  recognize
simulation, if the patient keens his hallucinations secret.
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We  must  now  take  recent  mass  of  diagnostic  features,  throw  them
into  a  basket,  shake  well,  separate  them  into  two  piles.  If  you
recognize  each  objectyou  are  not  insane;  if  you  do  not,  you  are.  If
you  know  you  have  hallucinations,  you  are  not  insane;  if  you  have
hallucinations  and  dont  know  it,  thats  a  diagnostic  symptom  that
youre insanebut in either case tis well to have physician pass upon
them  for  you  may  still  be  insane  in  either  and  but  think  (insanely,  of
course) that you do or do not know.
For the diagnosis of these the following points are of importance:
CERTAIN  PECULIARITIES  IN  the  BEHAVIOR  of  the  patient;  he  will
suddenly look to the ceiling or into a corner of the room; he will prick up his ears
or incline his ear to one side; he will suddenly stop his speech and  it  seems  as  if
the patient at the moment busies himself with something else; at the same time he
will murmur in a low voice or even make a loud exclamation. The behavior of the
patient  will  have  to  be  carefully  examined  when  some  food  is  offered  to  him,
whether he will take it at all.
(2) CERTAIN PECULIARITIES with regard TO THE BODY of the patient or
with regard to his roome. g., he may wrap up his head, especially his ears, with
a  thick  shawl,  and  stuff  his  ears  with  cotton-wool,  to  keep  away  auditory
hallucinations;  he  may  stop  the  keyhole  of  his  door  with  paper  to  prevent  the
harmful entering of vapours, etc.
(3) The patient speaks about all sorts of things and persons far remote from or
about  when  he  pretends  to  have  received  news.  This  or  that  he  says  to  have
happened; this or that person he relates to have said so and so. Questioned how he
knows this he will reply evasively, I think so;  it  is  true  I  have  not  heard  or  read
anything about it. His uncertainty and embarrassment will show that he does not
tell the truth.
(4)  In  some  cases  one  has  to  convict  the  patient  of  concealing  his  hal-
lucinations,  by  keeping  him  secretly  under  observation  whilst  alone  in  the  room.
The hallucinations can be recognized by his gesticulations and his talking, which
sometimes takes the form of a dialogue. Some patients reveal their hallucinations
without reserve in papers addressed to certain persons, whilst keeping them most
carefully  secret  in  ordinary  conversation.  In  most  cases,  however,  the  physician,
having  from  the  symptoms  mentioned  above  an  indication  of  existence  of
hallucinations,  will,  through  openly  telling  the  patient  the  facts,  succeed  in
overcoming his reserve.
It follows from all this that although the existence of insanity is not proved by
the  present  or  former  existence  of  hallucinations,  nevertheless  their  presence  in
several  of  the  senses  in  a  person  not  in  a  feverish  state,  together  with  his  firm
belief in the objective reality of the hallucinations, is sufficient to prove that such
person is insane.
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Life,  as  a  physician,  seems  to  be  like  a  moving  picture  show.  Film
after  film  passes  before  us,  each  picture  with  a  different  form  of
advice  as  to  what  to  watch  for,  what  to  inspect,  how  to  snook  into
lifes corners, where to find the specks of dust, and what significance
to  put  on  every  speck  especially  when  its  color,  shape  or  size  varies.
Now  that  hallucination  film  has  passed  in  review,  we  see  next
peculiarity pictures. Every peculiarity may prove that you are carrying
a  hallucination  or  insanity.  Please  add  this  series  to  your  list.  By  the
time  we  are  thru  being  told  what  to  do  to  diagnose  an  average  case
that  comes  to  us,  it  will  pay  to  either  geographically,  typographically
or  alphabetically  list  same  for  handy,  quick  and  ready  reference,  for
certainly no mind can carry all this, let alone carrying what he will get
after he has found out how.
II. The Intellect can be morbidly affected in three ways.
(a)  ABNORMAL  ACCELERATION  OF  IDEAS.  The  patient  shows  this
through  incessant  talking,  allowing  nobody  else  to  speak,  and  in  a  still  greater
measure  in  not  finishing  a  sentence  just  begun,  but  commencing  another  one,
speaking at  random  of  this  and  that,  and  joining  the  ideas  together,  not  after  any
logical  principle,  but  after  the  sound  of  the  words  (hallucination).  To  recognize
such patients, where there is acceleration of ideas, as insane, is not difficult, even
laymen calling them mad. It is much more difficult when acceleration keeps itself
within moderate limits, and where the patient through the courageous association
of his ideas can even make the impression of possessing great spirit and witticism
(hypomania).  In  this  case  often  a  long  observation  of  the  patients  behavior  and
actions will alone lead to a correct diagnosis of the disease.
(b)  IMPERFECT  DEVELOPMENT  OF  THE  INTELLECT  (imbecility,
complete idiocy, and when associated with certain changes of the osseous system,
cretinism),  as  well  as  morbid  diminution  thereof  are  in  those  well  marked  stages
easily recognizable, where every capacity of judgment is absent, and that patient is
not  able  to  work  even  the  simplest  sums,  so  that  the  question  of  simulation  only
arises.  It  becomes  most  difficult  to  say  whether  or  not  a  person  is  insane,  if  the
mental  weakness  is  not  so  very  great,  and  if  the  patient  is  able  to  conceal  the
weakness of his own judgment by  reproducing  the  judgments  of  others  which  he
has  heard.  In  that  case  the  diagnosis  can  only  be  made  by  taking  into
consideration  the  whole  education  of  the  person,  by  facts  of  the  history  of  the
case,  (former  attacks  of  insanity,  as  a  residue  of  which  must  be  regarded  the
mental weakness), by the actions of the patient, and by abnormal conditions of the
nervous  system  tending  to  prove  insanity.  With  the  help  of  all  of  these  facts  the
physician will be able to distinguish a person with little brain power from
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a mentally deranged one, especially with regard to education. A certain amount of
artfulness  in  trying  to  obtain  personal  advantages  is  no  proof  against  mental
weakness.
(c) HALLUCINATIONS. That a perception is a hallucination can of course be
recognized at once from its subject-matter. If a man pretended to be God or Jesus
Christ, to be 1000 years old,  to  have  killed  10,000  men,  to  have  a  head  of  glass,
etc., no further proof is wanted that the individual is suffering from delusion and
is insane.
We  reach  dizzy  heights  by  climbing  pairs  of  stairs.  Only  difference
between one flight and another is their different location. Same seems
also  true  of  the  diagnostic  features  that  we  meet  as  we  come  face  to
face  with  one  flight  of  diagnostic  steps  after  another.  To  those  we
already  possess  we  will  now  add  (a)(b)(c),  etc.  We  must
necessarily  carry  a  book  to  know  where  our  references  are.  A
dictionary  gives  us  definitions  but  we  must  have  a  book  almost  as
large to enumerate its alphabet. Diagnosis is a mighty great study, but
we  must  have  a  reference  work  to  reference  to  find  what  we  search
for.
The subject-matter, however, of a delusion may be perfectly like the error of a
sane  person.  A  number  of  patients  believe  themselves  to  be  possessed  by  the
devil;  but  sane  people  also  believe  in  the  existence  of  the  devil,  and  believe
themselves to be bewitched, etc. In the former class, however, this belief has been
formed  mostly  contrary  to  former  ties,  through  abnormal  sensations,  through
hallucinations,  through  an  abnormal  condition  of  their  senses,  in  consequence  of
which  they  accuse  themselves  of  all  sorts  of  wicked  actions.  The  patients  have
that idea only with regard to their own person, and besides that illusion, they also
show other signs of mental alienation, nothing whatever is able to persuade them
of  the  incorrectness  of  their  ideas,  and  their  belief  governs  all  their  doings.  Sane
people, however, have brought the belief in a devil out of school and the teaching
of  the  clergyman,  perceive  the  existence  of  the  devil  not  only  in  themselves,  but
also  in  other  persons,  if  told  differently  they  sometimes  are  persuaded  of  their
error.  (Prejudices  and  errors  planted  for  a  long  time  and  with  energy  into  the
youthful  mind  will,  later  on  in  life,  be  removed  with  great  difficulty,  and  with
regard  thereto  are  very  much  like  the  delusions;  the  difference  however,  lies
mainly  in  the  origin  of  those  views.  The  sane  person  will  go  as  usual  after  his
business,  and  the  error  will  not  influence  his  actions  whilst  in  the  insane  person
the delusion decidedly influences his doings, and makes him unfit to look after his
affairs.
An  idea  may  also  be  correct  and  objectively  true  and  nevertheless  be  a
delusion. One of our patients (a case of hallucinatory paranoia from the lower, not
educated classes) maintained that he had a tapeworm in his
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head.  There  were  no  symptoms  of  cysticercus  cerebri.  The  postmortem  ex-
amination,  however,  showed  a  number  of  cysticercus  vesicles  in  the  fourth
ventricle;  there  was  no  other  change  beside  this.  This  patient  had  not,  like  a
physician,  formed  his  diagnosis  in  consequence  of  the  occurrence  of  certain
symptoms,  but  by  interpreting  certain  illusions.  Some  of  these  occurring  in  the
intestines  made  him  believe  in  the  existence  of  a  tapeworm,  when  he  then
transferred to the head.
The morbid nature of the so-called fixed ideas can be proven not only by their
origin,  but  by  the  fact  that,  although  not  qualitatively  impossible  or  unjustified,
they show through their quality (i. e., through their overpowering influence in the
mental  life  of  the  patient)  the  impossibility  of  correction  or  limitation  through
other  ideas.  It  is  on  the  one  hand  relatively  rare  that  errors  are  taken  from
illusions,  but  on  the  other  hand  it  is  more  frequent  that  illusions  are  taken  for
excusable  errors  of  a  sane  person  or  even  for  well-founded  truth.  The  want  of
knowledge of mental science among physicians, the limitation of the examination
to a few phrases or to one conversation, allow MISTAKES TO HAPPEN EVERY
DAY WHICH ARE OF THE GREATEST IMPORTANCES from a forensic point
of  view.  An  exact  knowledge  of  the  history  of  the  case,  a  most  careful
examination  of  the  whole  patient,  as  well  as  sufficient  knowledge  of  mental
science are necessary to guard against these mistakes. The relatives of the patient
are in many cases easily  inclined  to  seek  for  those  illusions  a  certain  foundation,
and for them a small grain of truth is sufficient to interpret everything as a slight
error or as not improbable.
We  have  here  to  draw  attention  to  certain  hypochondriacal  illusions,  through
which  specialists  are  often  led  to  make  a  wrong  diagnosis.  A  number  of  those
patients  who  complain  of  manifold  maladies  of  the  sexual  apparatus,  and  who
have  been  treated  by  a  specialist  for  some  slight  local  disease  (slight  vaginal
catarrh,  slight  misplacement  of  the  uterus,  etc.)  for  months  and  years,  belong  to
the class of those who suffer from melancholia or hypochondriacal paranoia; their
disease  is  mostly  of  a  hypochondriacal  nature.  The  same  is  the  case  with  some
patients who suffer from nose, larynx, and stomach, and who at last come into the
hands of the alienist as insane, after their disease has been treated for a long time
as  local.  These  patients  will  tell  us  that  their  gastric  catarrh  is  caused  by  poison
which  some  enemies  have  administered  to  them,  and  that  pains  in  their  larynx
came  on  immediately  after  the  news  of  the  Emperor  Fredericks  illness  had
arrived, etc.
We  have  again  to  repeat  here  that  to  decide  whether  or  not  an  idea  be  a
delusion, its genesis is of the greatest importance.
If  it  is  proved  that  delusions  are  present,  it  is  necessary  especially  for  the
purpose  of  diagnosis  of  the  form  of  insanity,  to  refer  the  delusions  according  to
their  subject  matter  to  a  primordial  derangement,  for  however  manifold  the
delusions  of  the  insane  may  be,  they  always  can  be  traced  to  certain  primordial
derangements.
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We  shall  continue  to  preamble  thru  this  authors  remarks  for  they
have  a  bearing  upon  diagnosis,  legally  speaking,  such  as  is  used  in
trials.  He  does  not  tend  to  simplify  subject  in  least.  On  reverse,
magnifies  the  detail.  If  all  he  pronounces  is  vital  to  an  exact  and
truthful diagnosis to prove to himself so that he may be able to prove
to a court and jury that the man is or is not suffering with this or that,
then  certainly  it  should  be  nonetheless  necessary  for  him  to  know  to
convince  himself,  if  it  were  his  patient  and  came  to  him  for
prescription.  That  being  true  look  at  all  that  must  be  done.  We  will
proceed, for we think we are destined for Mars beyond a doubt.
Primordial derangements, which come here into consideration, are
(1)  EXPANSIVE  DELIRIUM  (delirium  maniacale),  which  in  its  slighter
stages  contains  only  a  certain  over-estimation  of  bodily  and  mental  capabilities,
and  in  its  higher  stages  most  absurd  ideas  of  exaltation,  (mania,  mostly  with  a
certain  limitation  of  the  ideas  of  exaltation,  progressive  paralysis  without  any
limitation,  alcoholism,  epileptic  mental  derangement,  several  organical  mental
derangements, multiple sclerosis.)
(2)  DEPRESSION,  which  may  be  either  melancholy,  the  patient  imagining
himself  to  have  committed  a  sin  and  all  sorts  of  crimes;  or  hypochondriacal,  the
patient fancying changes  in  his  own  body  to  have  taken  place.  Both  examples  of
delusion  occur  in  the  above-named  forms  of  insanity,  (with  the  exception  of
mania),  and  they  especially  form  an  important  part  of  the  symptoms  of
melancholia  and  its  different  species.  The  depression  is  sometimes  found  as
delirium negationis, the patient indulging in denying and abnegating everything in
existence.  Melancholy  depression  has  mostly  a  religious  subject-matter;
hypochondriacal  depression  most  refers  to  the  sexual  organs  (sexual  delirium).
Persecution  mania,  as  far  as  the  persecutions  are  a  punishment  for  the  crimes  of
the patient, is a consequence of that depression.
(3)  PERSECUTION  MANIA  in  a  stricter  sense  (delirium  persectuinois),  the
patient  imagining  that  other  persons  intend  to  do  him  harm,  without  his  having
given,  in  his  life  or  his  actions,  any  reason  or  at  least  not  a  sufficient  reason
therefor(especially  in  the  different  forms  of  paranoia,  but  also  in  progressive
paralysis, alcoholism, etc.)
(4)  EXPANSIVE  DELIRIUM  combined  with  persecution  mania.  The  patient
imagines himself to be persecuted by enemies who will prevent him from attaining
certain  ambitious  aims.  In  a  very  distinct  and  systematized  form  we  find  this
delirium in primary paranoia, occasionally also in alcoholism, in epileptic mental
derangements, less systematically in progressive paralysis.
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(5) DELIRIUM METABOLISUM.Everything is changed: the attendants are
ministers  in  disguise,  the  other  patients  are  not  ill,  and  are  only  there  under  a
pretense  and  as  informers,  etc.  This  delirium  is  often  the  further  development  of
maniacal or melancholy illusions.
(6)  DELIRIUM  PALINGOSTICUM.The  patient  has  seen  and  experienced
in  former  times,  what  happens  at  that  very  moment.  (Deception  of  identifying
recollection.) That event of the moment is rightly perceived, but the recollection is
produced  phantastically.  In  other  cases  delirium  palingnosticum  is  caused  by
incorrect  perception  of  the  present  event,  in  consequence  partly  of  want  of
attention, partly of illusions, partly of dullness of consciousness.
Although  the  existence  of  unfounded  delusions  proves  insanity;  nevertheless,
insanity  may  also  exist  without  any  delusion.  In  idiocy,  in  acquired  dementia  in
many  cases  of  melancholia,  especially  in  its  incipient  state,  in  hypomania,  in  the
slighter  forms  of  mania,  and  in  circular  psychoses,  delusions  may  be  entirely
absent.
The next pair of stairs, which lead us on, is to investigate delirium
phase. There are six steps, each of which is very broad and long. Who
is  to  tell  but  what  attendant  peculiar  actions  that  might  otherwise  be
diagnosed  as  something  else,  might  be  directly  due  to  any  one  of
these?  No  one  can  know  until  he  has  investigated  them.  How  much
chaff we must wade thru to get a kernel of wheat appears unknown at
this writing. We will wade on.
III. Examination of the Emotions has to show
(a)  Whether  there  is  easy  excitability  (Emotivitaet);  whether  the  patient  now
laughs,  then  cries,  without  being  a  sufficient  reason  for  so  strong  an  outbreak  of
the emotions.
(b)  Whether  the  emotions  are  abnormally  painful  ones  (psychaliga,
pherenalgis);  whether  the  patient  is  grieved  with  everything  he  sees  or
experiences, and becomes greatly depressed.
(c) Whether the patient is abnormally cheerful (psychical hedonis). The patient
is without cause constantly merry, and in high spirits, all his emotions being in an
abnormally pleasant direction.
(d)  The  patient  has  no  emotions  at  all.  No  sign  shows  that  he  is  capable  of
receiving any impression; he is in a state of mental hebetude (oligoria).
(e)  The  emotions  are  abnormally  perverted.  In  the  majority  of  cases  this
perversion  can  only  be  proved  from  previous  acts,  or  through  continual
observation.  Sometimes  the  patient,  if  questioned  about  previous  actions,  will
explain the impulses resulting from the preverted emotions and the actions caused
thereby. To this class belong numerous derangements of  sexual  instinct;  contrary
sexual feeling; paradoxia of the sexual emotions,
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exposure of the person (exhibitionists). Whilst psychalgia, abnormal mental grief,
is sometimes the only symptom of mental  derangement  or  melancholia,  the  other
derangements  of  the  emotions  will  only  suffice  for  the  proof  of  insanity  in
connection  with  other  symptoms  (hedonia  with  abnormal  increase  of  flow  of
ideas;  oligoria  with  abnormal  decrease  of  the  intellect,  or  melancholy  or
hypochondriacal illusions).
To  hallucination  and  delirium  we  add  emotions  with  five  distinct
divisions.  If  we  could  consider  any  one  of  these  primarily  and  alone,
our minds could be more than at ease. But with the various sets, each
of  its  kind,  come  the  many  crosses,  inbreeds  and  combinations  that
inevitably must occur. We must be alert  for  the  cross-breeds  between
the  types.  Identity  becomes  lost  in  any  one  classwe  form  new
combinations  at  every  turn.  We  can  certainly  admire  and  respect  any
diagnostician  that  honestly  attempts  to  know  all  that  we  have  here
enumerated  and  do  justice  to  his  subject,  not  because  he  is  right  but
because  of  the  great  amount  of  study,  concentration,  memory  and
clever  questioning  necessary  to  gain  nothing  of  any  value  when  they
have  it.  We  can  admire  any  man  for  his  patiencebut  there  our
admiration ceases.
From the  emotions  which  proceed  from  the  state  of bodily  and  mental  health,
result the sense of health or illness. In the greater number of cases every sense of
illness  is  absent  in  insane  persons  It  is  abnormally  exaggerated  in  some  cases  in
which there are melancholy and hypochondriacal illusions, and they form in these
cases the foundation of the judgment of the value of that sense of illness. But there
are  also  insane  persons  who  have  nearly  a  normal  sense  of  illnessas,  e.g.,
certain weak minded persons who, conscious of their mental inferiority, to escape
the storms of life, go to an asylum; the same is the case in periodical and circular
derangement  produced  by  metastatic  diseases  of  the  brain;  in  the  stage  of
remission  in  progressive  paralysis;  in  derangements  following  intoxication,  etc.
Some  of  these  conditions  have  been  called  folie  aves  conscience.  We  have  to
separate  it  from  all  those  cases  in  which  the  patient  states  that  he  suffers  from
mental derangement, but considers it is produced by his enemies and persecutors,
and as a punishment for his former life. In these cases the sense of illness is not a
perception  corresponding  to  the  facts  but  a  symptom  and  a  production  of  the
illusion.
From  all  this  it  follows  in  the  diagnosis  of  mental  derangements,  that  an
existing  sense  of  illness  which  corresponds  on  the  whole  to  the  abnormal
condition, does not exclude the existence of mental derangement.
 IV.  The  examination  of  the  Power  of  Recollection  will  have  to  discover
whether, considering the fact that in some cases of insanity (mania) there
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exists an abnormal exaggeration of memory-power  (hyperamnesis),  there  is  not  a
decrease  of  the  power  of  recollectioni.e.,  of  the  ability  to  recall  residues  of
former impressions, and whether this decrease is total or partial. In the former, as
it  exists  in  various  forms  of  insanity,  especially  in  the  more  advanced  stages  of
paretic  and  senile  dementia,  the  power  of  recollection  has  entirely  disappeared.
Here  also  memory  in  a  stricter  sensei.e.,  the  possibility  of  fixing  impressions
(residue  of  excitement),  is  completely  extinguished,  so  that  there  is  also  no
recollection  of  things  just  past  in  consequence  of  non-perception  of  the
corresponding  pictures.  If  weakness  of  memory  is  not  present  in  a  lesser  degree,
we find in consequence of the indistinctness of the memory-pictures delusions of
recollection (paramnesiae.)
Where  there  are  only  partial  amnesiac  we  shall  have  to  distinguish  (a)  those
forms in which nothing of what has happened since the beginning of the disease is
present,  but  recollection  of  what  has  previously  happened  appears  normal
(patients with a slight degree of senile dementia relate with great reliability events
of their youth, and do not recollect that half  an  hour  ago  somebody  called  to  see
them.) (b) In rare cases only the recollection of things that have happened before
the  commencement  of  the  disease  appears  markedly  disturbed  or  even
extinguished while facts which happened during the course of the disease are well
remembered.  (c)  In  other  cases  partial  amnesia  consists  in  this,  that  only  certain
days  or  hours  are  not  present  in  recollection.  To  this  belong  hystero-epileptic
(somnambulous)  and  epileptic  conditions  of  stupor  and  frenzy  (frenzy  may  be
caused  by  various  abnormal  mental  conditions).  The  inability  to  recollect  is  here
often  due  to  the  fact  that  the  mind  had  no  power  to  receive  impressions  during
these conditions.
It  is  only  when  there  is  proof  of  considerable  weakness  of  memory  existing
during  the  time  of  examination,  that  the  existence  of  mental  derangement  is
established;  and  even  there  we  have  to  take  into  consideration  the  physiological
loss  of  memory  in  consequence  of  old  age.  Partial  amnesiac  occur  in  hysterical
and epileptic persons. In examinations for forensic purposes, the question whether
there  exists  capability  of  recollection  of  the  time  of  a  certain  action,  may  be  of
greatest  importance,  and  can  generally  be  answered  only  with  the  help  of  other
proved symptoms of the disease.
V.  The  condition  of  consciousness,  which  forms  the  sum  of  the  perceptions,
ideas  and  emotions  existing  in  the  life  of  the  patient  at  the  present  time,  follows
from the consideration of the mental faculties above referred to.
Complete loss of consciousnessi.e., absence of any psychical process is only
seen  in  the  classical  epileptic  fit,  in  the  apoplectic  and  in  agonia.  We  have  to
examine  whether  consciousness  has  been  altered  in  such  a  manner  that
perceptions and ideas do not reach perfect clearness, complete
or  nearly  complete  amnesia  existing  at  the  same  time  (psychische  Daem-
merzustaende) as is observed in epileptic and hysterical persons, in under
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the influence of alcohol, and in various forms of organic disease of the brain with
mental  derangement.  Of  much  greater  importance,  however,  for  the  diagnosis  of
insanity is the examination of the consciousness of the egoi.e., the comparing of
process in the consciousness of the egowith the outer world. This consciousness
of the ego represents the consciousness of being conscious. In every insane person
this  highest  stage  of  development  of  mental  life  is  deranged.  To  prove  that  this
ego  had  undergone  a  morbid  change  is  the  principal  task  of  the  diagnosis  of
insanity.  In  most  cases  the  diagnosis  will  follow  from  the  examination  of  the
different  mental  capabilities,  as  we  have  explained  them  above.  If  consciousness
of the ego is extinguished nevertheless most vivid perceptions and ideas may take
place in the consciousness, and they may induce actionsas e.g., in certain cases
of  epileptic  mental  derangement  and  certain  conditions  of  intoxication.  In  other
cases,  the  motor  capability  is  paralyzed,  and  a  multitude  of  delusions  and
hallucinations are present (certain cases of stupor).
We  have  to  mention  here  that  abnormal  condition  of  consciousness  described
as double consciousness, as a division of the ego into two egos. This may take
place  in  such  manner  that  the  patient  represents  at  different  times  different
personalities,  this  change  sometimes  occurring  regularly  (alternating
consciousness, double consciousnesse. g., in somnambulism), or that the patient
unites  in  himself  at  the  same  time  two  personalities  (doubling  of  personality,
mostly with corresponding hallucinations, especially in paranoia).
In  examining  the  mental  condition,  the  physician  will  have  to  direct  his
attention  to  the  facial  expression  of  the  patient.  This  we  mostly  find  to  be  either
monotonous,  indicating  vivid  internal  griefthe  contraction  of  certain  muscles
being  exaggerated  to  statue-like  rigidness  (melancholia  paranoia)  or  being  a
complete blank unchanged by pleasant or unpleasant impressions (dementia).
The  expression  of  the  face  may  also  be  polymorphousi.  e.,  there  may  be
abnormally  sudden  change  from  gaiety  to  depression,  or  from  kindness  to  anger
(mania).  There  may  be  incongruity  between  the  subject-matter  of  their  ideas  and
their facial expression. The patient has most abnormal ideas of exaltation without
changing his mien; others relate with an extremely important air most unimportant
matters,  and  others  again  speak  about  most  indifferent  things  with  an  expression
of vivid astonishment. Some smile on hearing sad stories, others look grieved on
listening  to  jokes;  sometimes  sudden  fits  of  laughing  or  crying  occur.  At  last  the
expression  of  face  may  be  abnormally  changed  with  regard  to  the  movements  of
single  muscles.  This  causes  the  peculiar  laugh,  mad  grin  and  grimaces,  etc.  It
would  lead  too  far  to  speak  here  about  the  participation  of  single  muscles  in  the
creation  of  these  symptoms.  The  whole  behavior  also  of  the  patient,  the  way  he
dresses,  whether  he  adorns  himself  specially  or  not,  gives  many  noteworthy
indications.  Slight  deviations  from  the  general  form,  a  small  ribbon  in  the
buttonhole, etc., may serve as important starting points for  further  investigations.
The pockets also of the pa-
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tient  ought  to  be  examined;  their  contents  often  tell  more  than  a  long  account  of
the patient.
VI. Of Actions which are of importance in the diagnosis of mental disease, we
have first of all to mention the speech, the condition of which has been found out
at  the  preceding  examination  of  the  mental  condition.  As  far  as  the  speech  gives
expression  to  the  illusions  (dysological  derangements  of  speech)  we  need  not
mention it again. On the other side, we see bradyalia, the slow and difficult way of
expressing  themselves  and  answering,  in  melancholiacs,  in  consequence  of  the
painful  effort  any  mental  operation  causes  to  them,  in  persons  suffering  from
dementia  in  consequence  of  the  feebleness  of  all  mental  processes;  in  some
paranoiacs, in order to conceal their secrets, or in consequence of hypochondriac
ideas. This bradyalia occurs abruptly in hallucinatory states in consequence of the
distraction  caused  by  the  hallucinations.  Sometimes  new  formation  of  words  is
observed  which  are  mostly  incorrect  (onomatoposdis;  dysphrasie  vesana).
Incessant  rapid  talking  is  found  in  mania,  in  progressive  paralysis,  etc.
(logorrhoea,  Zungen-Delirium);  and  the  words  are  not  placed  according  to  their
meaning,  but  according  to  their  sound  (alliteration).  We  have  further  to  mention
that derangement  of  speech,  in  which  the  patients  puts  words  devoid  of  meaning
and  incoherent,  into  the  form  of  a  speech  (verbigeration).  Akataphasia  has  been
called that form of speech which almost exclusively occurs in idiots, in which the
patient speaks of himself in the third person, putting his Christian name instead of
I.
Of the greatest importance, however, for the diagnosis of mental disease is that
form  of  derangement  of  speech  described  as  paralytic  or  as  stumbling  over
syllables  (Sibenstolpern).  This  disturbance  is  sometimes  so  great  and  so
characteristic that from the first words of the patient the diagnosis may be made as
general paralysis, and it will be confirmed by further examination.
Although  the  derangements  of  speech  mentioned  above  as  a  general  rule
indicate  mental  disorder,  other  speech  disturbances  will  be  a  help  in  confirming
the  diagnosis  and  will  therefore  be  valuable,  but  alone  they  are  no  proof  of
insanity.  To  these  belong  also  the  dysphasia  derangements  (aphasia  and
paraphasia,  or  word  deafness,  inability  to  understand  spoken  words
notwithstanding  good  hearing)  and  the  derangements  of  articulation  with  their
manifold variations, which, however, cannot be described here.
The  examination  of  the  writing  will,  and  on  the  whole,  reflect  the  abnormal
conditions  of  speech  mentioned  above.  As  in  some  letters  or  syllables,  or  they
reverse them. The crossing or underlining of notes of exclamation indicate on the
one  hand  difficulty  in  thinking,  and  on  the  other  an  abnormally  exaggerated
process of thought.
The  disturbance  also  of  reading  (alexia  and  paralexia),  in  the  examination  of
which  we  have  to  take  into  consideration  whether  there  are  defects  of  eyesight,
will on the whole give analogous phenomena. We have only to mention that at the
commencement of severe organic mental de-
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rangement,  a  disturbance  in  reading  is  observedwhich  however  also  occurs  in
functional psychoses (hypochondriasis)in which the patient is able to read only
three, four, five consecutive words, but is unable to continue; in this case there is,
usually, intense objection to reading altogether.
As  regards  the  actions  of  the  patient,  direct  observation  will  only  be  possible
during a prolonged stay in an asylum under a competent physician. The discipline
in  an  asylum  on  the  one  hand  the  seclusion  from  the  outer  world,  its  tasks  and
exciting  and  irritating  influences  on  the  other  hand,  may,  however,  show  the
patient in quite a different light in the asylum from what he was before and from
what  he  will  be  again  after  having  left  it.  In  the  examination  of  previous  actions
we  shall  have  to  confront  the  patient  and  to  try  to  get  at  his  motives  in  order  to
make  the  diagnosis.  The  abnormality  of  the  motives  is  the  proof  of  mental
derangement; we have, however, to take into consideration that the motive as such
may be right, but that the action has sprung from an insane mind, insofar as those
ideas,  which  under  normal  conditions  may  restrain  a  man  from  doing  a  certain
action,  are  abnormally  weakenede.  g.,  in  some  patients  in  dementia,  aesthetic
and moral ideas are very much disordered or even totally extinguished.
There are also so-called impulsive actions, in which those restraining ideas are
present,  but  are  at  the  moment  of  the  action  pressed  back  by  the  abnormally
increased  power  of  the  sensation,  from  which  the  impulse  comes,  as  in  raptus
melancholicus,  epilepsy,  etc.  These  conditions  are  also  observed  in  imbeciles.  I
do just what I think of: afterwards I consider it, said to us an imbecile, who had
committed  an  outrage  against  morals.  But  we  have  to  direct  our  attention  on  the
examination  not  only  to  abnormal  actions  which  have  been  done,  but  also  to
actions which have not been done but ought to have been done at a given moment.
In certain insane persons it is of greater importance that they do not act when they
ought, that they perform an abnormal action. From all this it follows that an action
as such cannot be considered as proof of insanity, but that for this purpose all or
some  of  the  co-efficients,  which  are  necessary  to  commit  or  leave  an  action
undone,  are  abnormally  deranged.  If,  however,  insanity  has  been  proved,  it  is
indifferent whether abnormal motives can be proved for one action in question or
not, because it is quite impossible to take, in a concrete case, all these co-efficients
into consideration.
As  far  as  we  have  now  spoken  of  diagnosis  of  mental  disorders  we  have
supposed  that  the  patient  answers  our  questionsthat  he  speaks.  But  there  are
often cases in which the patient does not speak, and we have then first to find out
the reason why.
(1) The patient does not speak, because he is deaf and dumb. In a dubious case
an expert will have to be consulted. If the patient is deaf and dumb, then he must
be considered insane, if he has not had any education, because deaf-mutes cannot
develop  mentality  without  teaching,  and  remain  imbeciles.  A  deaf-mute  who  has
had sufficient education can-
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not  be  considered  a  priori  as  insane,  although  the  law  of  all  civilized  nations
makes an allowance for this defect, where responsibility as to criminal acts comes
into  question.  Also,  if  the  deaf-mute  has  had  education,  and  has  consequently
developed,  we  have  to  examine  whethernot  at  all  a  rare  casehe  suffers  from
some  mental  derangement.  We  ourselves  saw  lately  a  well-educated  deaf-mute,
who,  accused  of  an  outrage  against  morals,  had  been  declared  sane  by  the  first
expert,  but  afterwards  examined  by  ourselves,  with  the  help  of  a  teacher  of  the
deaf and dumb, was declared to be a paranoiac, and was consequently acquitted.
(2) The patient does not speak, because he has no ideas to which he might give
expression,  or  because  these  ideas  are  of  so  little  intensity  that  they  cannot  be
expressed by words, (idiocy; advanced stage of different forms of dementia.)
(3) The patient does not speak, because he is an aphasia, or he has a difficulty
in articulation. Here signs and gestures will have to take the place of words. From
these,  as  well  as  from  the  actions  of  the  patients,  we  have  to  conclude  whether
these derangements of speech are or are not the result of a general  disease  of  the
brain in which the mind is involved.
(4)  The  patient  does  not  speak,  because  certain  delusions  prevent  him,  of
which the most important are:
(a) Hypochondriacal delusions: the patient feels his tongue fixed and the  jaws
closed, or he has no tongue, and believes he is not able to speak in consequence;
(b) ideas of persecution, mostly with auditory hallucinations; a voice has told him
that, as soon as he should speak, some dreadful fate should befall him, etc., (e) in
conditions of stupor or ecstasy, in which the patient lives in another world, and is
inaccessible to any questions and impressions.
The  history  of  the  case,  the  behavior  of  the  patient,  the  actions  or  want  of
actions,  will  prove  that  delusions  are  the  cause  of  the  absence  of  speech  in  the
patient and this again proves the existence of insanity.
The  examination  of  the  mental  conditions  has  to  be  followed  by  an
examination of the body of the patient, in order to make the diagnosis more sure.
We may begin with the head. Abnormal sizeeither too large (hydrocephalus),
or  too  small  (microcephalus),  will  warrant  the  conclusion  that  there  is  mental
derangement. If well marked, this alone may form the foundation of the diagnosis.
The skull has to be measured, and attention must be paid to deformities and scars.
Then  we  have  to  look  for  other  defects  (ears,  teeth,  mouth,  genitals,  hands,  feet,
etc.,) which, according to our experience, are,  with  more  or  less  right  considered
as marks of degeneration.
Then  follows  examination  of  the  cerebral  nerves.  The  condition  of  the  pupils
(mydriasis, myosis, their inequality, non-reaction to light, loss of accommodation
or  both)  and  the  nerves  of  the  ocular  muscles,  the  facial,  and  the  hypoglossal
(fibrillary tremor of the tongue) have to be well ex-
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amined.  Then  follows  the  examination  of  the  motility  and  sensibility  of  the
extremities and of the trunk; and of the tendon, skin, and visceral reflexes. Lastly,
the fundus of the eye, the ear, and the condition of the vascular system (superficial
arteries and the heart); and the internal organs, especially the bladder, have to be
examined,  which  latter  must  not  be  neglected,  as  medical  treatment  may  be
applied  (ischuris,  paradox  ischuria);  stress  must  be  laid  upon  the  examination  of
the urine.
From  an  exact  examination  of  the  body  we  may  in  a  number  of  cases  obtain
proof of disease of the brain, and  that  way  explain  a  priori  mental  abnormalities.
Moreover, exact examination of the body is always necessary when the question is
to diagnose the particular form of mental disease.
When  we  have  proved  that  there  is  abnormal  derangement  of  the  mental
faculties,  we  have  to  consider  with  what  conditions  mental  derangement  might
possibly be confounded.
The following will have to be taken into consideration:
(1)  Certain  hypochondriacs,  who  cannot  be  called  insane  in  the  general  sense
of  the  word,  state  that  they  are  not  able  to  think,  that  they  have  no  memory,  and
that they have lost all interest and all feeling. The examination shows without any
difficulty that all these statements are without any foundation; that they  go  about
their business, and there is no defect whatever either of memory or intellect.
(2)  Insanity  may  be  confounded  with  certain  feverish  conditions,  especially
meningitis and typhoid fever. With regard to the former bodily symptoms, spasms,
rigidity of the neck, etc., will give us the necessary indications; with regard to the
latter,  examination  of  the  spleen,  the  faeces,  temperature,  and  the  occurrence  of
roseola. Want of caution in this respect has sometimes sent persons suffering from
typhoid fever to an asylum.
(3) Insanity may be confounded with hysterical, hystero-epileptic, and epileptic
attacks, which are apt to deceive us when the bodily symptoms have disappeared,
and only the physical changes remain. The history of the case, as well as the rapid
course, will lead us to the correct  diagnosis.  If  such  an  attack  extends  over  some
days, or still longer, we have to do with hysterical or epileptic insanity. The limits
are not certain.
(4)  Insanity  may  be  confounded  with  intoxication.  The  duration  and  intensity
will determine whether we have  to  do  with  a  state  of  simple  intoxication  or  with
acute mental derangement.
(5) Insanity may be simulated. (See Feigned Insanity).
(6) Further, we have to mention that there are certain persons, who, brought up
without  any  education,  with  bad  surroundings,  when  scarcely  grown  up,  give
themselves  to  all  sorts  of  vice  and  to  drink,  and  soon  go  from  one  crime  to
another.  Favored  by  a  dissipated  life,  the  only  change  from  which  is  the  prison,
insanity gradually develops, and we then have before  us  a  compound  of  criminal
nature and insanity. This combination
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has  practically  but  little  importance,  because,  with  regard  to  responsibility,  the
existence of mental derangement alone is decisive.
(7) Insanity may be concealed by the patient (dissimulation). In order to escape
from the asylum, to prevent legal control, and to frustrate observation intended to
prevent  suicide  or  other  violent  actions,  patients  conceal  their  hallucinations,
melancholy  delusions,  and  ideas  of  persecution,  and  they  declare,  on  being
questioned,  that  they  have  no  longer  the  symptoms  which  they  had  in  former
times.  The  behavior,  however,  with  regard  to  hallucinations  (compare  above),
intercepted  letters,  and  observation  when  the  patients  think  themselves
unobserved,  especially  during  the  night,  will  lead  to  discovery.  The  patients  also
forget to play their role if there is some excitement or if they do not feel well (see
Insanity, Concealment of).
After the existence of insanity has been proven, the next task is to ascertain the
clinical  form  of  the  mental  derangement.  Although  a  minute  explanation  of  the
differential  diagnostic  symptoms  of  the  different  forms  is  the  task  of  mental
science  in  a  special  sense,  we,  however,  will  give  some  points  important  for  the
special diagnosis. We may for this purpose divide mental derangements into those
which  are  accompanied  by  an  abnormal  decrease  of  intellect,  by  imbecility  and
dementia, and those which occur without these forms.
We  are  still  shifting  and  rambling  thru  an  endless  forest  of
underbrush. It is to be hoped that some  day  we  see  not  only  light  but
sunlight.  Rule  after  rule  has  been  propounded;  our  heads  are  in  a
whirl.  We  could  study  these  lines  for  years  and  not  know  as  little  as
the editors who conjured for months on what to write about next under
the head of mental diagnosis. It seems a shame and a waste of paper,
time and effort to rehash such a jargon of criescrosses that have no
bearing with a case; for very little if any of what is talked about is ever
used by anybody much less the authors who have written a book more
to be sold and to be quoted from, thereby giving  them  standard  as  an
authority  upon  which  to  be  frequently  called  into  consultation  to
expound  large  fees  as  alienists.  Nevertheless,  we  will  wander  and
reach our conclusionwhich will be short compared with all of this.
If  in  a  patient  abnormal  weakness  cannot  be  proven,  then  the  existence  of
organic  disease  of  the  braini.  e.,  disease  in  which  we  are  able  to  show
post-mortem morbid changes in the brainis excluded; the mental derangement is
then  a  functional  one.  In  this  case  the  disease  may  consist  in  a  multitude  of
hallucinations  and  in  complete  confusion;  the  question  will  then  rise  about
delirium  hallucinatorium.  Too  rapid  flow  of  ideas  with  powerful  motor  impulses
may be the foundation of the disease, and
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then  it  raises  the  question  of  mania  or  psychalgia,  and  depressive  delusions  may
be  the  foundation  of  the  mental  derangement  (melancholia).  If  the  history  of  the
case  shows  a  regular  change  between  the  two  latter  forms,  we  have  a  circular
mental  derangement.  If  the  derangement  is  founded  on  the  primary  formation  of
delusions  with  or  without  hallucinations,  we  have  paranoia.  If  the  history  of  the
case shows that those conditions occur periodically with certain intervals, we have
periodical  mania,  melancholia,  or  paranoia,  respectively.  We  may  make  a  further
subdivision  of  these  forms  of  primary  disease;  according  to  their  aetiology  and
name  the  forms  accordingly.  So  we  may  have,  if  epilepsy,  hysteria,  or  chorea
preceded  or  accompany  the  disease,  epileptic,  hysterical  mania,  etc.,  if
intoxication is the cause, the name would have to be alcoholism, morphinomania,
as  the  case  may  be,  etc.  That  through  these  aetiological  relations  the  disease
received a certain form in other directions is understood.
If imbecility or dementia has been found, the question will have to be answered
whether  it  is  mental  stupor  (with  a  chance  of  cure).  To  give  the  marks  of  this
disease  is  the  task  of  special  mental  science.  If  this  form  be  excluded,  we  may
classify the conditions of mental weakness in the following manner:
(1) It is the result of defective development of the brain (idiocy). If the history
of the case does not give us a clue, changes of the skull, as explained above, will
give the indications necessary for the diagnosis.
(2)  It  has  developed  secondarily  out  of  one  of  the  functional  derangements
mentioned above, which did not terminate in recovery (secondary dementia). The
history of the case will give clearness, and sometimes the diagnosis may be safely
made  without  this,  from  the  absence  of  symptoms  of  paralysis  of  the  peripheral
nerves, and excluding dementia in organic mental disease, which we are about to
explain.
(3)  Dementia  in  consequence  of  organic  disease  of  the  brain.  The  diagnosis
may be made by certain clinical facts, which either point to general disease of the
brain  (paralytic  dementia),  senile  atrophy  of  the  brain,  syphilitic  disease  of  the
cerebral  arteries,  or  to  local  disease  (multiple  sclerosis,  tumor  of  the  brain,
apoplectic  fits,  softening,  etc.).  Here  also  details  must  be  left  to  special  mental
science.
In some cases longer observation will be necessary  before  a  certain  diagnosis
can  be  made,  especially  if  the  clinical  pictures  are  not  pure,  but  represent  mixed
forms,  as  sometimes  happens,  when  very  different  aetiological  causes  come
together  and  produce  a  state  (as,  e.  g.,  mania  and  alcoholism),  especially  also  if
extensive insane inheritance, helps to form a peculiar clinical picture.
The diagnosis of mental derangements also raises the question when a patient
may be considered to be cured. This may be:
(1) If abnormal mental symptoms are no longer to be found.
(2) If the patient who has recovered recognizes fully the previous symptoms as
the product of mental disease.
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The proof that a man living in an asylum has completely recovered and that no
residue and no weakening of the intellect remain, will be obtained if the man can
return  to  the  former  conditions,  to  his  work  and  his  vocation,  and  is  able  to
perform his duties as before his illness.
In  spite  of  extensive  diagnostic  material,  errors  will  always  be  possible  and
may actually occur.
But  it  is  more  frequently  the  case,  if  there  is  any  doubt  whether  the  patient  is
sane  or  insane  that,  on  account  of  temporary  remission  of  symptoms,
non-recognition  or  concealment  of  abnormal  mental  conditions,  the  alienist  will
declare an insane patient sane than vice versa; it is highly improbable that mental
peculiarities, mental changes produced by external influences on the mind, should
be incorrectly used to prove insanity.
Lastly,  we  must  mention  another  slight  difficulty  in  the  diagnosis  e.  g.  those
cases  in  the  so-called  intermediary  stage,  in  which  there  are  doubtless
derangements  of  the  mental  functions  but  not  insanity  in  a  strict  sense.  To  this
group belong those peculiar characters, which are in many cases created by insane
inheritance,  and  also  some  severe  central  neuroses,  as  epilepsy,  chorea,  and
hysteria,  insofar  as  morbid  changes  of  the  intellect  have  not  yet  taken  place,  and
the  derangements  show  themselves  in  their  peculiar  character;  to  this  group  also
belong, under the conditions last mentioned, the more severe forms of imperative
ideas, and intoxication by alcohol, morphia, etc.
In such cases IT IS ONLY AFTER LONG AND CAREFUL OBSERVATION
THAT  THE  ALIENIST  WILL  BE  ABLE  TO  ANSWER  THE  QUESTION
whether  the  individual  is  insane  or  not,  at  least  with  regard  to  an  eventual
sequestration or from a forensic point of view; IN SOME CASES HE WILL NOT
BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION EITHER IN THE AFFIRMATIVE
OR IN THE NEGATIVE. Considered from a purely scientific point of view, these
cases  belong  undoubtedly  to  mental  disease.  (DICTIONARY  OF
PSYCHOLOGICAL MEDICINEVOL. 1. E. MENDEL).
We have copied at full length this author on forms of recognition of
mental  diagnosis.  Where  are  we?  He  gives  us  our  answer  in  his
summing  paragraphin  some  cases  he  will  not  be  able  to  answer
that  question  either  in  the  affirmative  or  in  the  negative.  Then  why
lead us a thousand times around Robin Hoods barn just to show us a
wall  that  we  cannot  climb  over,  under,  or  get  thru,  when  our  object
was to get on tother side?
Why do we quote it here? Because this is a lecture on Diagnosis vs.
Analysis. We shall at the close question severely entire value of  any
form  of  diagnosis,  mental  or  physical,  hence  we  must  do  justice  to
their viewpoints upon their half of subject. As it were, this is a debate
upon which we must present their subject, then by contrast refute their
position. As they have been
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writing  for  years  upon  these  questions,  it  would  not  be  fair  for  us  to
quote but one authorand a portion of thatthen pursue our subject;
for  the  uproar,  when  boiled  down,  would  be  equivalent  to  having  it
said  that  we  picked  such  an  author  that  was  leaning  our  way,  or  we
chose to quote such portions as gave us greater leeway in disputation.
We wish to be fair. We can only do this by quoting many and doing so
entirely. We trust that our readers will regard our efforts in that light.
We  know  you  are  as  tired  of  reading  it  as  we  are  of  reviewing  and
commenting thereon; we are aware that readers do not care for lengthy
dissertations upon dry subjects, but science knows no lack of effort, is
not  drawn  to  epitome,  neither  does  it  leave  unturned  any  essentiality
that is at all necessary to conclusively and clearly show the distinction.
And,  the  more  is  that  necessary  in  a  subject  where  one  long  thot
essentiality  is  to  be  proven  radically  wrong  and  that  humanity  had
been better off if it had never existed.
We have listened to the viewpoints of several authorsall with one
viewpoint  of  two  divisions.  Their  intent,  purpose,  method,
accomplishments  have  been  the  same.  These  authors  were  searching
for  physical  and  mental  diagnoses.  They  succeeded,  and  after  they
secured  the  much  prized  blue  ribbon,  what  have  they?  We  will
proceed.
DiagnosisThis, in  its  narrowest  sense,  consists  in  bestowing  a  name  upon  a
certain  assemblage  of  pathological  PHENOMENA.  It  should  include  also  A
KNOWLEDGE OF THE CAUSAL FACTORS of the DISEASE; a determination
of ITS character with reference to type and severity; an estimate of the amount and
kind  OF  DAMAGE,  both  general  and  local,  which  has  been  sustained  by  the
organism;  a  forecast  of  probable  course  and  duration  OF  THE  MORBID
PROCESS;  and  a  cognizance  of  personal  characteristics  of  patient,  whether
psychic or physical, inherited or acquired. Its final object is to be able TO TREAT
DISEASE intelligently, and the application of scientific  methods  to  the  complete
discrimination and recognition OF DISEASE constitutes that art of diagnosis.
This  author  has  given  us  as  supine  a  definition  as  possible,  con-
sidering subject he defines. Definition may have been perfect, but we
shall  maintain  that  IF  IT  WERE  perfect,  in  every  respect,  it
accomplishes  nothing  when  completed.  All  pertains  to  phe-
nomenadiseaseIts  (disease)  of  the  morbid  processto
treat  disease  to  recognize  diseasethat  constitutes  the  art  of
diagnosis.
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We are at a loss to know what he shall define as a knowledge of the
causal factors but we will read further and undoubtedly discover, but
we wager you now that he will find some material agent which causes
another material agent to change its normality to pathology.
A  diagnosis  is  made  by  means  OF  SYMPTOMS,  which  constitute  the
EVIDENCE  upon  which  is  based  a  judgment  as  to  the  nature  of  the  case.
Symptoms,  THE  PHENOMENA  CAUSED  BY  MORBID  PROCESSES,  are
divided  into  subjective,  those  which  can  be  appreciated  only  by  the  patient,  and
objective, comprising those which are detected by the personal examination made
by  the  physician.  The  term  physical  signs  is  by  common  consent  applied  to  the
objective  symptoms  revealed  by  special  methods  of  examination,  used  mainly  in
determining the condition of the organs contained in the chest and abdomen.
Hardly  had  we  the  thot  incorporated  as  a  comment  before  we  are
proven correct. We will now cite a knowledge of the causal factors
as  follows:the  phenomena  CAUSED  by  morbid  processesthat
which  IS  bad  causes  that  which  is  natural  to  become  unnatural.  This
seems  to  us  to  be  but  a  repetition  of  that  thrice  told  tale  of  Eve
tempting Adam to eat of the apple. Because he did eat, the world and
everybody in it has been bad from that time to this. It but reiterates the
theory  that  evils  of  father  shall  be  visited  unto  child  even  unto  third
and fourth generation.
In  addition  to  a  knowledge  of  the  symptoms,  subjective  or  objective,  which
may  exist  at  the  time  of  examination,  it  is  necessary  to  ascertain  the  presence  or
absence  of  HEREDITARY  taints  or  tendencies,  to  know  something  about  the
habits  and  occupation  of  the  patient,  to  learn  of  past  illnesses  or  injuries,  and  to
obtain a clear idea of the manner of onset and subsequent evolution of the present
disease.  Finally,  it  is  well  to  study  the  temperament  and  personal  characteristics,
mainly psychical, of the individual patient so far as practicable.
The  family  and  personal  history,  the  history  of  the  present  illness,  and  the
results of the examination constitute the evidence upon which the  final  judgment
as  to  the  nature  of  the  case  is  to  be  based.  A  NECESSARILY
HETEROGENEOUS  COLLECTION  of  facts  MUST  BE  CLASSIFIED  with
reference to their relative value and significance and compared with  the  previous
knowledge  and  experience  of  the  diagnostician,  after  which  a  judgment  may  be
rendered  AS  NEARLY  AS  POSSIBLE  in  accordance  with  the  facts.  This
constitutes the second and final step in
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the making of a diagnosis. The process is thus seen to consist  of  two  elements
observation,  in  its  broadest  sense,  and  reasoning,  applied  to  the  results  of  the
observation.
Certain  terms  of  some  practical  value  and  convenience  are  used  to  qualify  a
diagnosis,  as  follows  (the  definitions  are  largely  from  Foster)  Diagnosis:1
Anatomical.Based  on  a  knowledge  that  not  only  of  symptoms  or
PHENOMENA,  but  also  of  definite  anatomical  alterations  on  which  the
PHENOMENA depend: or a post-mortem diagnosis.
2Clinical.Based upon the symptoms manifested during life.
3By  exclusion.Reached  by  a  deductive  process,  all  the  affections  which
present  salient  points  of  similarity  with  the  one  to  be  diagnosticated  being
reviewed  in  turn,  and  each  successively  discarded  as  one  or  more  of  its  essential
features  are  missed  in  a  given  case,  until  but  one  possibility  remains,  which  is
accepted as the true one.
4.Differential.The  process  of  distinguishing  between  different  diseases
which resemble one another more or less closely.
5.Direct.The symptoms are of such a nature that they point to the presence
of one special disease, and are not capable of misinterpretation.
6.Pathological.Of the nature of a lesion, without regard to its situation.
7.Retrospective.Of  some  antecedent  disease  or  injury,  the  nature  of
whichcan  be  deduced  only  from  the  history  given  and  from  the  persistent
effects.
SYMPTOMS.
1.Constitutional.Those  that  may  result  from  unbalancing  of  the  organism
as a whole, and are common to affections of many kinds.
2.Direct.Those that depend directly upon the disease.
3.General.Constitutional. (See above.)
4.Indirect.Which result from localized disease, and are usually confined to
the site of the diseases, organ or tissue.
SIGNS:
1.Physical.Already defined.
2.Rational.Signs and symptoms, subjective or objective, corresponding to
the  alterations  in  structure  and  mechanical  conditions  discovered  by  physical
examination.
3.Stethoscopic.Those discovered by auscultation.
DIFFICULTIES IN DIAGNOSIS:
FOR VARIOUS REASONS IT MAY BE DIFFICULT OR IMPOSSIBLE TO
MAKE A DIAGNOSIS. The most important of these reasons are as follows:
1.The subjective symptoms may be PUZZLING OR INCONGRUOUS
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2.The objective symptoms and signs may be ILL-DEFINED, OBSCURE, or,
if  present,  AS  DISCOVERED  LATER,  MAY  BE  IMPOSSIBLE  OF
DETECTION  by  the  most  searching  examination  e.  g.,  a  beginning,  small
perinephritic  abscess  in  an  unusually  obese  patient,  which  can  not  be  palpated
until it reaches a certain size.
3.Certain  symptoms  essential  to  a  diagnosis  MAY  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL
THE  DISEASE  HAS  ADVANCED  to  a  certain  stagee.  g.,  the  splenic
enlargement and rose rash of typhoid fever.
4.Several  diseases,  each  of  which  in  other  cases  may  constitute  the  sole
morbid process, MAY CO-EXIST, one as the primary or main disease, the others
attending as complications or sequelae. One or more of the secondary lesions may
be  recognized,  and  the  underlying  or  primary  disease  or  condition  be
overlookede.  g.,  pleurisy  with  effusion  occurring  as  a  result  of  previously
unrecognized  pulmonary  tuberculosis,  and  masking  the  primary  lesion  in  the
lungs.
5.THE RARITY OF A DISEASE may lead to its non-recognition because of
unfamiliarity  with  its  history  and  symptomatology,  and  perhaps  the  consequent
failure to elicit all the diagnostic data.
6.THE  LACK  OF  A  FULL  AND  ACCURATE  HISTORY  is  at  times  a
serious hindrance in making a diagnosis. The patient may be DEAF AND DUMB
or  SPEAK  AN  UNFAMILIAR  TONGUE,  or  he  may  be  UNCONSCIOUS,
DELIRIOUS, MENTALLY UNSOUND, or so IGNORANT and STUPID that no
reliable information can be obtained from him, and intelligent friends or relatives
may not be available. On the other hand, in consequence of a variety of motives,
ESSENTIAL FACTS MAY BE CONCEALED by the patient or the friends.
7.DRUG  SYMPTOMS,  unless  unknown  and  due  allowance  made  of  them,
may  so  disguise,  add  to,  or  simulate  certain  diseases  that  the  diagnosis  may  be
shrouded in uncertainty.
8.The diagnostician must be a good observer, and at the same time be able to
reason  correctly.  As  Huxley  well  says:  Scientific  reasoning  differs  from  ordinary
reasoning  in  just  the  same  way  as  scientific  observation  and  experiment  differ
from  ordinary  observation  and  experimentthat  is  to  say,  strives  to  be  accurate;
and  it  is  just  as  hard  to  reason  accurately  as  it  is  to  observe  accurately.  In
scientific  reasoning  general  rules  are  collected  from  the  observation  of  many
particular  cases;  and  when  these  general  rules  are  established,  conclusions  are
deducted from them, just as in every-day life. If a boy says that marbles are hard,
he has drawn a conclusion as to marbles in general from  the  marbles  he  happens
to have seen and felt, and has reasoned in  that  mode  which  is  technically  termed
induction.  If  he  declines  to  try  to  break  a  marble  with  his  teeth,  it  is  because  he
consciously, or unconsciously, performs the converse operation of deduction from
the general rule marbles are too hard to break with ones teeth. * * * * * The man
of  science,  in  fact,  simply  uses  with  scrupulous  exactness  the  methods  which  we
all, habitually and at every moment, use carelessly.
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There are seven ways of finding methods of diagnosis, four ways to
detect  symptoms,  three  ways  to  detect  signs  that  are  observable;  then
he  leads  us  into  eight  valid  reasons  why  there  are  Difficulties  of
Diagnosis.  Foreightvarious  reasons  it  may  be  difficult  or
impossible to make a diagnosis.
While medicine is TO A CERTAIN EXTENT a science, and requires scientific
modes of reasoning, MEDICAL ART IS, in a large proportion of cases OBLIGED
TO  REASON  FROM  PROBABILITIES  as  premises,  and  its  FINAL  RESULTS
CAN  NOT  BE  EXPRESSED  IN  THE  EXACT  FORMULAE  OF  THE
MATHEMATICIAN. IN OBEDIENCE TO SOME LAW WHICH WE  DO  NOT
YET KNOW, 2 AND 2 DO NOT ALWAYS MAKE 4 IN THE REACTIONS OF
THE HUMAN BODY, otherwise patients would not be encountered who present
serious  symptoms  after  a  medical  dose  of  morphine,  or  blaze  out  with  urticaria
after eating strawberries.
At proper times and in their places, we have commented upon one or
more of these eight Difficulties. We  have  seen  the  futility  of  trying
to  ascertain  anything  definite  or  conclusive  in  this  wild  imaginative
series  of  vagaries  as  to  knowing  what  patient  has.  Above  paragraph
sustains our comments, with exception that we would go even further
and  say  that  ENTIRE  system  is  futile.  He  admits,  in  part,  what  we
would  prefer  in  total.  Medicine  is  a  scienceto  a  certain  extent
leaving  much  to  be  supplied;  medical  art  is,obliged  to  reason
from  probabilities  thus,  neither  science  nor  art  of  medicine  is  com-
pletewe  must  guess,  fiddle-de-dee,  fiddle-dee-dum;  turn  roulette
wheel and wherever it stops, thats what patient gets. Diagnosis leads
to  prescription  to  aid  patient,  if  possible,  yet  even  here  we  learn  its
final  results  cannot  be  expressed  in  exact  formulae  of  the
mathematician.  To  elaborate  upon  what  he  means  he  says  In
obedience  to  some  law  which  we  do  not  yet  know,  2  and  2  do  not
always  make  4  in  the  reactions  of  the  human  body.  We  will  try.  If
they  do,  we  hit  it;  if  they  dont  we  missed  it.  Lets  try  again  with
something  else.  Hence  its  a  game  of  chance,  with  the  dice  or  other
gambling device loaded by the Innate Intelligence against you.
OBTAINING EVIDENCE:The diagnostician acquires  the  facts  upon  which
he  is  to  form  an  opinion:  (1)  by  interrogationinquiry  of  the  patient  or  his
friends; (2) by observationan examination, mainly objective
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of  the  patient.  Information  obtained  by  interrogation  is  called  the  History  or
Anamonesis  (remembrance);  that  derived  from  observation,  the  Present
Conditions or Status Praesens.
From  a  purely  scientific  and  diagnostic  point  of  view,  the  first  questions
addressed  to  the  patient  will  be  with  reference  to  his  ancestry;  next,  in  regard  to
his  personal  history  antecedent  to  the  present  disease;  then  as  to  the  existing
disease,  followed  by  a  careful  and  systematic  examination,  first  of  the  general
condition;  then  of  special  organs,  one  by  one,  together  with  such  chemical,
microscopical, bacteriological, and other investigations as appear to be demanded.
But  for  obvious  reasons  this  order  of  pursuing  the  investigation  is  for  the  most
part impracticable, and consumes an unnecessary amount of time.
In  the  vast  majority  of  cases  the  facts  are  acquired  by  the  physician  in  the
reverse order. The first question asked is, In what way do you feel ill? Of what
are  you  complaining?  Or  the  patient  will  volunteer  a  statement  as  to  his
subjective sensations. The question or the statement will direct attention at once to
the probable or possible seat or nature of the diseases. Further inquiries are put as
to the duration and character of the morbid sensations. During these interrogations
the physician  attentively  scrutinizes  the  general  aspect  of  the  patient  in  search  of
obvious  objective  symptoms.  The  pulse,  respiration,  and  temperature  are  taken.
The organ or part which appears to be most at fault is first examined, after which
due  attention  is  paid  to  other  portions  of  the  body  Finally,  the  family  and  social
history may be ascertained.
This  is  the  logical  order  of  investigation,  as  conditioned  by  actual
circumstances.  It  is  a  matter  of  indifference  as  to  the  sequence  in  which  the
symptoms are learned, provided that the examination is sufficiently intelligent and
systematic to be sure of eliciting all the facts, and the facts when obtained are  so
arranged in the mind of the physician that they form a clear and coherent picture,
and are capable of being recorded in an orderly manner. It is to be remembered in
this connection that in many cases it is just  as  necessary  to  note  negative  facts
i.e., the absence of certain symptoms or signs as it is to ascertain the presence  of
others. (DIAGNOSTICS OF INTERNAL MEDICINE * * * * BUTLER )
DISEASEDIAGNOSIS.
GENERAL  CONSIDERATION.The  general  principles  only  of  diagnosis
will be here discussed. Special diagnoses will be treated of in connection with the
several diseases to which they have reference.
In many respects diagnosis is a subject of great interest and importance.  First,
in a scientific point of view, it is essential that all knowledge should be  accurate.
Secondly, accuracy  of  diagnosis,  founded  upon  a  sound  pathology,  enables  us  to
frame a scientific classification of disease in its diverse forms. Thirdly, it is by an
accurate  determination  of  the  nature  of  THE  DISEASE  which  may  be  present  in
any given case that we are able to anticipate its course, and to employ the RIGHT
KIND of REMEDIES in its  treatment.  IT  IS  IMPERFECTION  OF  DIAGNOSIS
WHICH
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LEADS IN MANY INSTANCES TO AN UNDER-ESTIMATE OF THE VALUE
OF  THERAPEUTICAL  AGENTS;  for  when  the  nature  of  A  DISEASE  IS
MISTAKEN  WE  ARE  LED  TO  EMPLOY  IMPROPER  AND  UNSUITABLE
REMEDIES, the failure of which is then erroneously attributed to the inefficiency
of the agents, and not to the unfairness of the treatment employed. If our diagnosis
had  been  correct  or  complete,  the  remedy  employed  would  more  often  have  had
the desired effect.
We  will  please  bear  in  mind  that  which  is  emphasized  in  that
paragraph. I shall have occasion to repeat those facts, in another form,
before this lecture is finished.
In  order  to  arrive  at  a  diagnosis  we  must  study  the  PHENOMENA  or
characters of each individual case, and then trace its connection with those groups
of symptoms which have been  previously  recognized  and  described  as  belonging
to special or distinct classes of disease. Assuming that the classification has been
already made, we proceed to deal with the means which enable us to identify each
individual case, and to connect with previously classified forms of disease.
MEANS  OF  DIAGNOSIS:To  obtain  accuracy  in  diagnosis  we  must  be
prepared  with  a  knowledge  of  the  several  forms  and  the  varieties  which  disease
assumes; we must be familiar also with the functions and structures of the several
organs  of  the  body  in  health.  It  is  by  observing  and  comparing  the  changes
wrought  by  disease  in  these  functions  and  structures  that  we  are  enabled  to
discover  the  presence  of,  and  to  determine  the  nature  of,  THE  MORBID
PROCESS  going  on.  In  forming,  then,  a  diagnosis  in  any  particular  case,  the
physician must, as far as possible, keep in view the real or  the  ideal  condition  of
the  patient  in  a  stage  of  health.  He  must  endeavor  to  place  him  in  as  natural  a
position as may be, and as little disturbed by the presence of his attendant,  or  by
external circumstances, as possible. The physician must then obtain a history from
the patient himself or from others of the incidents of the disease and having done
this he must proceed to investigate for himself the condition of the patient.
1: Previous history of the patientThe history implies of course a statement of
the age and sex of the patient, as of his home and his employment, each of which
may  have  a  special  relation  to  disease.  It  should  also  include  an  inquiry  into  the
antecedent generations  of  the  patient,  and  how  far  he  may  have  any  proclivity  to
congenital  disease  of  malformation.  This  inquiry  should  have  reference  to  both
positive and negative facts. It should extend not only to the previous existence of
disease in the family, but also to the absence of particular diseases or types of con-
stitution. The patients history  should  include  a  statement  as  regards  the  diseases
and  injuries  from  which  he  may  previously  have  suffered;  the  remedies  used  for
them,  and  the  climate  and  other  influences  to  which  he  has  been  exposed.  Nor
must the physician neglect to ascertain the history of any children that the patient
may have had, as the nature of disease
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from  which  the  offspring  have  suffered  in  many  instances  throws  light  upon  the
health of the patient.
2:  History  of  present  illness.  The  history  of  the  present  illness  should  include
the determination of the date of its commencement; its probable cause, its earliest
PHENOMENA  and  its  progress  as  influenced  by  external  circumstances,
including treatment.
3: The present condition of the patient.Here we have to deal with two classes
of PHENOMENA: namely (a) those feelings or facts of self-consciousness which
the patient describes to ussubjective phenomena; and (b) those signs which we
ourselves observeobjective PHENOMENA.
(a).  Subjective  PHENOMENA.The  patient  describes  his  feelingsas  of
strength or weakness, or numbness, tingling or pain, of wakefulness or wandering;
he  can  tell  of  affections  of  vision,  of  hearing,  of  smell,  or  of  taste;  of
breathlessness,  cough,  palpitation,  or  of  feelings  of  sinking  or  faintness,  of
difficulty  of  swallowing,  thirst,  lost  appetite,  nausea,  or  sickness,  or  various
sensations  and  actions  connected  with  the  abdomen;  of  feelings  associated  with
the  genitourinary  organs,  such  as  pain  or  difficulty  in  passing  water;  of  cramps,
spasms, or other alterations of sensation or motility; or disturbances of sensibility
and  activity,  etc.  Each  of  these  signs  of  deviation  from  health  will  have  its  own
value and significance. The physician must at the same time carefully note how far
the  condition  of  the  patient  is  in  accordance  with  his  statements,  and  whether
there  may  not  be  present  some  reason  or  cause  for  concealment  or  for
exaggeration.
(b)  Objective  PHENOMENA.In  studying  the  objective  phenomena
connected with disease, the physician makes use of his special senses, assisted by
the several instruments with which modern science has provided him.
First,  in  matters  of  eyesight,  he  sees  the  general  aspect  and  expression  of  the
patient,  which  will  include  the  colour  of  the  skin  (such  as  may  result  from  the
fullness  or  emptiness  of  the  blood-vessels,  from  the  yellowness  caused  by
jaundice, from the blueness of cyanosis, or from pigmentation, etc.); the presence
and  character  of  cutaneous  eruptions  (especially  in  the  axanthemata);  the
expression  proper,  such  as  that  of  ease  or  suffering,  and  of  depression  or
excitement;  the  conditions  of  obesity  and  plethoria,  or  of  wasting  and
bloodlessness.  He  will  also  observe  the  position  of  the  patienthow  he  lies,  or
sits,  or  stands;  how  he  breathes;  the  appearance  of  the  eyes,  the  tongue,  etc.
Further, the sense  of  sight  will  be  employed  in  determining  conditions  of  a  local
or  less  general  nature.  Observation  must  be  made  of  the  size,  the  shape,  and
movements of parts, and of their expansion or contraction. With the aid of special
instruments,  such  as  the  ophthalmoscope,  the  laryngoscope,  the  cystoscope,  the
various  speculae,  sounds,  etc.,  the  physician  will  be  able  to  examine  parts  of  the
body of the patient beyond the reach of the unassisted eye. The chest-measurer or
the stethometer will render more exact the information already obtained by the eye
and  hand  as  to  the  size  and  mobility  of  parts.  The  use  of  each  of  the  several
instruments  above  mentioned,  as  a  means  of  diagnosis,  will  be  found  described
under  the  heads  of  their  respective  names,  or  in  the  articles  on  PHYSICAL
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The  sense  of  hearing  tells  of  the  character  of  the  breathing,  the  voice  and
speech of the patient, including cough, hoarseness or aphonia, aphasia, etc., but
the ear is especially applied to the study by auscultation of the sounds produced in
connection with the heart, the lungs, and other organs. The signs thus elicited will
be found fully described elsewhere.
The  sense  of  touch,  or  feeling,  will  communicate  a  knowledge  of  the
temperature,  of  moisture  or  dryness,  of  size,  shape,  elevation  or  depression,  of
smoothness or roughness, of the  pulse  or  pulsation,  vibration,  fremitus,  or  extent
of movement, resistance, softness, or hardness, and of fluctuation. The accuracy of
the  results  of  these  observations  by  touch  may  be  tested  by  the  use  of  the
thermometer, the calipers, and the tape-measure.
The  sense  of  smell  aids  diagnosis  in  certain  cases.  The  general  odour  of  the
patient may be observed in small-pox, in rheumatism, and some wasting diseases
(such  as  phythisis),  and  in  syphilis;  and  the  odour  of  particular  parts  and
secretions, as the urine in diabetes, the faeces in jaundice, etc., and in cases of the
use of certain drugs, or in poisoning. Information is also afforded by the odour of
certain discharges, as in ozaena, leucorrhoea, cancer, etc.
The  sense  of  taste  is  seldom  employed  in  clinical  investigation,  but  the
physician may make use of the patients taste, as in testing the urine in diabetes.
Further aids in diagnosis.Having thus  summarily  described  the  employment
of the special senses in diagnosis, and given examples of their use, we may briefly
mention  some  other  agencies  of  more  general  application.  The  acuteness  of  the
patients sense of touch may be determined by the aesthesiometer. The capacity of
the  lungs  may  be  measured  by  spirometer;  the  strength  of  muscles  by  the
dyanometer; the contractility of muscles by galvanism; and the force and character
of  the  pulse  are  determined  by  the  sphygmograph.  Constant  use  is  found  for  the
microscope,  the  test-tube,  the  spectroscope,  the  endoscope,  and  polariscope,
which  aid  in  determining  the  character  of  the  various  secretions  or  morbid
products that require to be submitted to investigation. The result of treatment may
also be mentioned as an aid to diagnosis, as, for example, when an indurated sore
yields  to  the  use  of  mercury.  Again,  the  knowledge  that  a  person  has  been  in  a
malarious  district  enables  us  to  decide  on  the  intermittent  nature  of  certain
symptoms  that  may  be  present.  In  some  cases  it  may  be  necessary  to  render  a
patient insensible by anaesthetics, with a view to making a complete examination,
or  investigating  feigned  diseases.  The  administration  of  small  doses  of  charcoal
has been suggested as  a  means  of  determining  the  presence  of  a  passage  through
the bowels when more or less obstruction exists.
Such, then, are the means used for taking note of those deviations from health
which  occur  in  the  several  functions  and  structures  of  the  body,  and  which
constitute what are known as the  symptoms  and  signs  of  disease;  these  are  terms
which  will  be  found  more  especially  treated  of  under  the  heads,  DISEASE,
Symptoms and Signs of, and PHYSICAL EXAMINATION.
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THE  DIFFICULTIES  OF  DIAGNOSIS.It  need  scarcely  be  said  that  THE
PRACTICE  OF  DIAGNOSIS  IS  NOT  FREE  FROM  GREAT  DIFFICULTIES.
We  know  how  hard  it  is  to  obtain  in  ordinary  daily  life  a  reliable  account  or
description  of  any  past  or  present  event.  There  must  be  still  greater  difficulty  in
obtaining an accurate medical history of a patients case. (1) He has to tell of facts
of which particularly he may know much, but scientifically very little. (2) He may
be forgetful or ignorant on points about which we  most  need  to  be  informed.  (3)
He may be inclined to exaggerate or to suppress facts of material import. (4) Nor
are the difficulties less in regard to the objective phenomena with which we have
to deal. The symptoms of a disease are not always so clear and definite as to mark
its  naturethat  is,  to  be  pathogenomonic.  (5)  They  are  more  often  slight,
undefined,  obscure,  and  to  be  found  with  difficulty.  (6)  The  symptoms  of  one
disease  may  very  closely  resemble  those  of  another,  (7)  whilst  those  of  the  same
disease  will  very  closely  resemble  those  of  another,  (8)  whilst  those  of  the  same
disease  will  vary  at  different  stages,  (9)  and  in  different  individuals.  (10)  Again
the  symptoms  of  a  disease  may  be  complicated  by  the  co-existence  of  those  of
another  disease;  (11)  whilst  a  symptom  sufficiently  striking  in  itself  may  be
common to, and present in, several different diseases. We need only mention, for
example, feverishness, pain, cough, breathlessness, and blood-spitting.
We are here led to believe that when a patient has a pain or feels hot
practically he may know much, but scientifically he  knows  very
little.  Does  scientist,  when  he  has  pain,  feel  that  pain  any  the  more
merely because he thinks he has more in his brain than anybody else?
Does  laborer,  who  feels  pain,  feel  it  any  the  less  merely  because  he
uses his hands? Can it be that it takes knowledge to feel pain, heat or
any  other  symptom?  Can  it  be  that  the  babe  does  not  feel  any  pain,
merely  because  he  has  NO  intelligencescientifically?  I  suppose
we  are  to  assume  that  when  a  patient  who  is  ignorant,  is  sick,  he
doesnt know where the pain is? Cant he put his hand onthe place?
It doesnt seem to make any difference whether he says his side pains,
puts  his  hand  over  right  abdominal  region,  physician  seems  quick  to
DIAGNOSE it appendicitis. Assuming this be all true, that it takes an
educated  man  to  be  a  scientist  and  only  a  scientist  can  be  a
diagnosticianthen  of  what  value  is  it  when  there  are  eight  valid
reasons  why  they  can  make  mistakes  and  frankly  admit  that  state  of
affairs?  This  author  gives  one  paragraph  to  things  he  cant  tell  about
for There must be still greater difficulty in obtaining an ACCURATE
medical  history  of  a  patients  case;  then  why  berate  the  man  who
suffers  pain,  cant  tell  HOW  MUCH  pain  any  more  than  you  can,
merely because
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he hasnt an education and you haveyou both seem on a par to me,
only one is on a par with, and other without.
These  are  some  of  the  difficulties  which  he  has  to  study  the  operation  of
disease  in  life,  has  to  contend  with.  He  must  come  prepared  for  the  duty  with  a
knowledge, as we have already said, of the body, its structure and its functions in
health, and with a knowledge, too, of those combinations of morbid actions which
constitute  special  forms  of  disease.  For,  as  regards  this  latter  knowledge,  all  the
observations  made  would  remain  as  isolated  PHENOMENA  if  they  could  not  in
each case be grouped as constituting distinct disease.
We have thus indicated the difficulties of obtaining ACCURATE knowledge as
regards both the subjective and objective PHENOMENA. The difficulties are not
less when the exercise of the intellectual and reasoning faculties is called upon to
analyze, to compare, and to group these PHENOMENA.
The physician may commence his inquiry by tracing up the history of the case
and  its  several  incidents,  a  method  which  is  called  the  synthetical;  or  he  may
commence  by  ascertaining  the  present  condition  of  the  patient,  and  going  at  it
backwards  in  his  inquirya  method  which  is  known  as  the  analytical.  As  a
general rule, both methods are combined in the practice of diagnosis.
Observers can sometimes arrive at a direct diagnosis, aided by the presence of
some characteristic system or sign of disease. When diseases which are essentially
different have symptoms more or less common to both the physician will have to
institute  a  comparison  between  them,  until  he  finds  sufficient  evidence,  in  the
presence or in the absence of some distinctive symptom or sign, to satisfy him as
to  the  nature  of  the  disease  which  is  present.  By  being  able  thus  to  trace  the
absence  or  the  presence  of  a  given  symptom,  he  may  be  able  to  exclude  the
possibility  of  the  existence  of  one  or  other  of  the  diseases  under  investigation.
These  modes  of  investigation  will  be  found  illustrated  in  the  diagnosis  of  the
several diseases described throughout this work.
In conclusion, it must be  remembered  that  these  investigations,  which  call  for
the exercise of the highest mental faculties, should be conducted without prejudice
and  without  haste.  We  should  never  be  ready  to  accept  as  clear  that  which  is
obscure,  as  established  that  which  is  open  to  question  above  all,  we  should
remember  that,  though  to  err  is  human,  it  is  our  duty  to  endeavor  to  ascertain  in
each and every case, before commencing its treatment, what its real nature is, AS
FAR  AS  IT  MAY  BE  POSSIBLE  FOR  US  TO  DO  SO.  It  cannot  be  too  often
repeated that the application of a right remedy depends on an accurate diagnosis,
and that the prevention and the cure of disease are the aims and ultimate objects of
our science. (DICTIONARY OF MEDICINE. QUAINVOL. 1.)
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We  quote  a  paragraph  from  the  Preface  of  Physical  Diagnosis  by
Richard  C.  Cabot,  M.D.,  Assistant  Professor  of  Medicine  in  Harvard
University.
To  gain  genuine  familiarity  with  all  the  technical  processes  described  in  most
books  on  physical  diagnosissuch  familiarity  as  makes  one  competent  to  use
them  with  due  regard  for  the  sources  and  limits  of  error  inherent  in  them
NEEDS  MORE  THAN  ONE  LIFE-TIME  OF  ONE  MAN.  But  unless  one  has
ones self used a technical process long enough to gain this sort of mastery over it,
one cannot properly describe it, far less recommend it to others.
Having  covered  a  vast  area  of  territory  to  do  justice  to  our  subject,
we  reach  conclusion  that  dictionaries  and  authorities  agree  with  our
earlier  statements  that  mental  or  physical  diagnosis  is  but  recognition
of  symptoms.  To  ascertain,  for  example,  whether  faeces  is  reddish  or
brownish in color and which shade of each, whether there is blood in
it  or  not,  and  what  quantity  of  red  or  white  corpuscles  each  contains,
whether  food  is  digested  or  not,  or  to  what  extent  it  is  or  is  not;  to
ascertain whether there is or is not an excess of bile as determined by
microscopical  and  chemical  study  of  vomitus;  to  know  whether  there
is a bitter or sweet taste in mouth in morning, what color is eye-ball
to put it  short  anything  that  may  be  abnormal,  diseased,  pathological,
sick,that  is  what  he  searches,  gleans,  studies  to  exactly  know  its
location, color, character, quantity, degree, etc., etc., ad infinitum.
EFFECTwhere it is, what it is, why it is, what causes it, are some
of many theories that cause dozens of others and himself to rack their
brains  for  many  lifetimes.  To  make  an  average  diagnosis  of  average
case,  to  be  within  reason,  to  do  patient  justice,  to  secure  evidence
about all possible weaknesses, of all his body and how one plays upon
anotherwould take average physician eight hours and then he would
not know all. Average person has several diseases in different parts
to sift these, to weigh the significance of each, its relation to another,
would be equivalent to jumping to see both sides of the world at once
and then find, after studying for years to accomplish that, that it cannot
be done and is worthless when you have its shadow cooped.
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To  put  this  statement  of  diagnosis,  as  it  is,  we  give  following
definition:
DIAGNOSISDoctor  quizzically  questions,  patient  timidly
answers;  doctor  looks  wise,  patient  grows  scared;  information  is
grabbagged into an empirical assemblage of hypothetical symptoms to
mystically  prescribe  arbitrary  medicines  in  dogmatic  quantities  for  a
superstitious  stimulation  or  fanatical  inhibition  of  mythical  mental
what-not.  Diagnosis  is  probably  Meningo-Encephalitisits
prescription is Metamidophenylhenylparmaethoxquinolin.
You are sick, or believe you areyou go to a physician (it makes no
difference  which  one  or  to  how  many,  from  which  school  he  had
origin,  what  method  he  uses,  how  long  he  takes,  how  much  he
knowsthe procedure is the same in all). His first aim is to make you
feel  at  home,  then  begin  a  systematic  quizzical  history  of  your  case.
He will start back with your ancestors, to your parents, childhood, find
out state of health of each, known hereditary taints. Then he meanders
thru  your  childhood  to  find  diseases  you  had  thenthey  frequently
play an important part in present sickness. He follows you into age of
puberty,  when  you  came  around,  was  it  painful,  etc.  He  chases  you
into  wifehood,  what  are  sexual  difficulties,  diseases  incident  thereto.
He inquires as to children, how many and sex. Then he finally rounds
up  with  a  very  minute,  exacting  series  of  questions  in  which  you  tell
every  ache  and  pain  that  you  know  or  can  imagine  heightened  by  his
questioning  which  probably  drags  out  some  that  you  had  long  since
forgotten.  After  all  of  this,  you  disrobe  and  he  palpates,  auscultates
your  body  from  neck  and  back  to  your  chest,  heart,  lungs,  and  sex
organs. He will study your gait, blood circulation, nervous irritability.
He will continue to question, finally throwing all into a scrap-bag and
picking  whatever  comes  first  to  his  mind  then  determine  that  is  your
disease.
After  having  accomplished  all  of  this,  serious  appellation  must  be
attached. Cat must have a number tag which will say This is a molers
catus-felinus  blackus.  Having  prescribed  mythical  Latin  title,  we  are
now  ready  for  next  step,  that  of  prescribing;  but  just  before  entering
the next room of medical science, let us
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tarry  and  see  what  one  of  our  most  eminent  authorities  has  to  say  as
regards THE ACCURACY of this system.
We have spent many pages just to reach end of book, as it were. We
have  been  wandering  down  thru  halls,  alley-ways,  thru  ball-rooms,
pantries, etc., of old castle just to see where it all would terminate. We
have purchased a ticket, we have been on train, headed for  where  we
knew not, going to a destination we knew not. We have now come to
that endfor what purpose was diagnosis? Of what value is it? What
is the great accomplishment that it makes? Are they (or we) better off
because of it?
Many people are impressed with things giganticit must be right for
look at its size. Others sayit must be true  for  look  at  the  good  men
who follow it by thousands. How can we question itdozens of books
have  been  printed  upon  that  subject.  Certainly  it  cannot  be  wrong
see  the  eminent  position  held  by  people  who  write  these  books.  It
surely  does  not  behoove  us  to  say  it  is  wrongit  is  the  very  corner
stone of medicine. The world acknowledged its use, judges concede it
in lawtherefore who has audacity to question its righteousness or
use? For answer to these I will say it is wrong. Because everybody be-
lieves it is no reason that it is right. Because law and judges kowtow
that  does  not  prove  it  scientific.  I  further  maintain  that  it  is  not
scientific;  it  is  impossible  to  so  list  it  because  it  is  guesswork,  from
start  to  finish;  there  is  no  possibility  of  ever  making  or  bringing  it
within  realms  of  science.  So  long  as  anything  human  has  to  do  with
the  impossible,  it  cannot  be  brot  within  scope  of  making  2  times  2
equal  4.  So  long  as  first  hypothesis  of  medicine  is  not  exact,  nothing
that  follows  can  be  any  better.  Theory  of  diagnosis,  prescription,
treatment,  etc.,  has  not  advanced  the  world  forward  one  iota,  it  has
retarded  our  progress,  stunted  our  mental  abilities  and  physical
possibilities.  The  world  would  have  been  better  off  had  no  diagnosis
ever been known or a drop of medicine ever prescribed. It never made
more life, but checked it.
At this juncture we wish to quote, not in toto but in portion, extracts
from  an  article  entitled  How  May  The  Science  of  Therapeutics  Be
Advanced?  by  Joseph  L.  Miller,  M.D.  (Chicago)  printed  in  full  in
Journal of the American Medical Assn., Sept. 21, 1912.
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The present unsatisfactory state of therapeutics has not been due chiefly to the
lack  of  properly  trained  clinical  minds,  but  rather  to  the  insecure  foundation  on
which to establish rational therapeutics. The few valuable empirical remedies now
at  our  command  give  us  only  a  faint  conception  of  the  fruitless  efforts  of
thousands  of  earnest  workers  in  this  field.  In  the  majority  of  instances  the
attention  of  the  physician  was  attracted  to  these  remedies  by  lay  people,  who  in
using countless vegetables had detected some with real curative powers.
With this haphazard method of selecting therapeutic agents, it is not surprising
that  many  fallacious  observations  were  made  and  certain  drugs  acquired
unwarranted repute as remedial substances, until, as the result of the accumulation
of ages, we are now burdened with a mass of drugs without remedial qualities, or
at  least  without  these  powers  being  definitely  proved....  The  therapeutic  value  or
worthlessness  of  many  of  these  drugs  can,  however,  be  worked  out  only  at  the
bedside.
It  appears  that  often,  while  their  discussion  of  the  etiology,  pathology,
symptomatology,  diagnosis  and  prognosis  of  disease  is  of  highly  scientific
character, when they pass on the realm of therapeutics, there is a vagueness which
is not in keeping with the previous discussion. If we  admit  that  this  is  true,  what
explanations may be offered? Are therapeutic facts really more elusive than those
of  pathology  and  diagnosis,  and  if  so,  why?  Here  it  appears  A  FACTOR  IS
INTRODUCED  WHICH,  TO  MY  MIND,  IS  MORE  RESPONSIBLE  THAN
ANY  OTHER  ELEMENT  FOR  THE  DIFFERENT  STATUS  OF
THERAPEUTICS, AND WE WILL SAY, DIAGNOSIS.
This  paper  aims  to  deal  with  contrasts  between  diagnosis,  its
purposeits successes or failures. In above quotations we have a very
recent  authority  telling  us  that  this  condition  must  be  given  medicine
as  late  as  above  publication.  He  lays  Diagnosis  as  foundation  error
upon which all others are reared. We will continue to quote from this
article,  even  tho  some  of  it  may  seem  to  be  retrenching  from  our
subject  matter,  yet,  as  foundation  is  comment  in  preference  to  after
consequences  we  are  justified  in  continuing  to  see  what  THEIR
experience brings forth as a success.
The teacher of clinical medicine having carefully demonstrated his patient, may
feel somewhat embarrassed in admitting that, while with our present knowledge of
medicine,  there  is  little  to  be  expected  from  any  form  of  drug  treatment.  It  is,
however, only just to our students that we take this stand provided we are certain
of our position, rather than give them a list of drugs that have been recommended
in the disease, which our knowledge of pathology and pharmacology as well also
as personal clinical experience has shown, are valueless.
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The  investigation  of  another  group  of  cases  offers  almost  insurmountable
difficulties.  I  refer  especially  to  that  class  of  functional  nervous  disturbances
grouped  under  the  class  neurasthenia.  Manyand  perhaps  mostof  the
therapeutic fallacies now in our medical literature are due to the misleading results
obtained from treating this class of cases.
The limitation of drug therapy is better understood, and has led to development
along the lines of diet, hygiene, etc. Most encouraging is the stand taken by many
of  our  patients  that  they  prefer  to  be  treated  if  possible  without  taking  a  lot  of
medicine.  Our  teachers  in  medicine  are  each  year  growing  more  conservative.
Each year will register the elimination of some therapeutic fallacy and  herald  the
acquisition of therapeutic knowledge gained by scientific investigation.
At this juncture we wish to emphasize this authors statement where
he said In the majority of instances the attention of the physician was
attracted to these remedies by LAY people. So frequently is argument
raised: How can you discuss questions that you have not been taught
in  college?  etc.,  ad  infinitum.  This  is  a  refutation  on  that  from  one
who proves its opposite.
MISTAKEN DIAGNOSIS
Dr. Richard Cabot, of Boston, is a man who is deservedly held in HIGH repute
by  the  ENTIRE  medical  profession  throughout  the  country  as  an
EXCEEDINGLY able exponent OF MEDICAL SCIENCE AND PRACTICE. He
holds  a  chair  of  medicine  in  Harvard  University;  is  the  author  of  a  STANDARD
TEXT  BOOK  on  physical  DIAGNOSIS;  enjoys  a  LARGE  and  SUCCESSFUL
practice;  is  a  man  of  EXCEPTIONALLY  high  personal  character  and  integrity;
and  is,  in  addition,  one  of  those  REALLY  GREAT  personalities  in  medicine
whose influence and work have extended beyond the confines of his own calling,
and  have  told  effectively  in  the  direction  of  wise  philanthropy  and  practical
sociology.
At the last convention of the American Medical Association, held in St. Louis,
this gentleman, WITH A COURAGE AND INTELLECTUAL HONESTY which
marks  him,  (if  any  further  indication  should  be  necessary)  as  a  GREAT  man,
presented a unique and THOUGHT-PROVOKING paper, prepared out of his own
personal  experience,  entitled,  A  STUDY  OF  MISTAKEN  DIAGNOSIS  in
which  he  analyzed  the  clinical  history  of  ONE  THOUSAND  CASES,  diagnosed
by  himself  in  the  Massachusetts  General  Hospital,  WHICH  AFTERWARD
CAME TO AUTOPSY, comparing the showings of the post-mortem examination
with the clinical findings. The paper has recently been published in the Journal of
the  American  Medical  Association,  and  makes  EXCEEDINGLY  interesting  and
instructive reading.
Certainly  no  more  of  a  eulogy  could  be  desired  of  one  who  was
having his funeral sermon preached, at his bier, than this
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MEDICAL  magazine  gives  to  Dr.  Cabot.  Get  it  thoroly  impressed,
what an eminent man this is. It has to do with what he has said about
one  thousand  cases  that  he  diagnosed  in  the  Massachusetts
General  Hospital  which  afterward  died,  and  were  then  dissected,
from  which  a  comparison  was  made  between  what  he  said  the
diagnosis  WAS  and  what  he  found  it  to  be  (when  the  patient  was
opened).  The  idea-is-you  say  a  cow  is  in  a  room  that  youve  never
been in. You guessed at it, of course. The door is openedit proves to
be  a  canary,  a  bed-stead  or  an  electric  fan.  This  man  made  one
thousand  guesses  on  one  thousand  rooms  heed  never  been  inhow
many times did he miss it? How many did he hit it? Thats the VITAL
QUESTION OF THIS ENTIRE LECTURE.
In  commenting  further  we  must  not  overlook  that  Dr.  Cabot  has  at
his  command  a  trained,  expert  corps  of  experts,  each  with  his
laboratory and laboratorical equipment in that Massachusetts General
Hospital. He has a  similar  corps,  equipment  and  laboratories  over  at
Harvard (where the post-mortem examinations were taken). He had
at  his  command  all  that  (1)  brains,  (2)  money,  (3)  experience,  could
bring  to  his  command.  What  more  could  any  man  DEMAND  upon
which TO SUCCEED?
The analysis, as may be supposed, is A VERY comprehensive one, embracing
almost EVERY TYPE OF DISEASE in VARIOUS STAGES and manifestations,
and represents A CAREFUL AND SYSTEMATIC INVESTIGATION of EVERY
CASE,  both  BEFORE  AND  AFTER  DEATH.  Its  NET  RESULT  shows  that  the
DIAGNOSIS  WAS  CORRECT  IN  ABOUT  FIFTY  PER  CENT  of  the  ENTIRE
aggregation  of  cases;  in  THE  OTHER  fifty  per  cent,  THE  POST-MORTEM
DEMONSTRATED  THAT  HE  WAS  MISTAKEN  IN  HIS  DIAGNOSIS,  either
by  commission  or  omission,  i.  e.,  HE  HAD  either  DIAGNOSED  CONDITIONS
WHICH  WERE  NOT  present,  or  HAD  OVERLOOKED  THOSE  THAT  WERE
there,  and  it  must  be  borne  in  mind  that  IN  THIS  FIFTY  PER  CENT  OF
CORRECT diagnoses there were A LARGE NUMBER of cases of diseases whose
MANIFESTATIONS ARE SO PLAIN THAT THE MEREST TYRO in medicine
WOULD  RECOGNIZE  THEM  almost  AT  A  GLANCE;  such,  for  instance,  as
typhoid fever, diabetes, pneumonia, meningitis, valvular disease of the heart, and
others which present a  well-marked  and  easily  recognized  group  of  symptoms.  It
is  therefore  plain  that,  IF  all  of  these  SIMPLE  CASES  HAD  BEEN  ELIMI-
NATED THE proportion of MISTAKES WOULD HAVE BEEN GREATER; for,
according  to  Dr.  Cabots  statements,  the  percentage  of  CORRECT  DIAGNOSIS
reached the low figure of SIXTEEN per cent in acute nephritis,
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TWENTY-TWO  per  cent  in  chronic  myocarditis,  THIRTY-THREE  per  cent  in
broncho-pneumonia, and so on.
Horrors of horrors50 per cent right, 50 per cent wrong.  Can  it  be
that is all we can show for progression of the science  of  medicine?
Thousands,  yea  millions,  of  men,  using  millions  of  dollars,  with
everything  that  dead  and  live  bodies  can  give,  vivisected  and
dissected, from head to toecan only produce that? And of the 50 per
cent  that  he  was  right  uponthe  merest  tyro  in  medicine  would
recognize  them  ALMOST  AT  A  GLANCE.  Think  of  it!  If  these
cases  had  been  eliminatedthat  is  if  those  cases  where  door  was
open,  he  looked  in  and  saw  the  cow,  and  was  therefore  diagnosed
cow,  had  been  eliminated,  mistakes  would  have  been  far  greater.  In
other  words,  if  those  cases  where  the  door  was  open  had  been
eliminated,  the  mistakes  where  door  was  closed  would  have  been  far
greater. In other words, including those cases where door was open, he
was  correct  in  but  16  per  cent,  then  what  would  it  have  been  had  all
doors  been  closedwould  it  have  dropped  below  6  per  cent?
Appalling, is not strong enuf.
Now,  if  the  man  of  Dr.  Cabots  RECOGNIZED  SUPREMACY  IN  THE
FIELD  OF  DIAGNOSIS  with  the  courage  and  candor  to  face  THE  REAL
FACTS, confesses that he is ONLY ABLE to make correct diagnosis in something
like fifty per cent of all the cases he undertakesAND CONSIDERABLY LESS
THAN  THAT  in  those  diseases  which  make  anything  like  a  tax  upon  expert
skillWHAT  IS  THE  IRRESISTIBLE  CONCLUSION  CONCERNING  THE
THOUSANDS  OF  PRACTICING  PHYSICIANS  WHOSE  SKILL  IN  THIS
DIRECTION  IS  ADMITTEDLY  FAR  BELOW  THAT  OF  DR.  CABOT,  who
have  not  the  facilities  that  lie  at  his  command,  and  whose  opportunities  for
verification or disproof are practically nil?
Let  us  draw  this  picture.  It  will  illustrate  the  truth  of  paragraph
above.  Imagine  two  institutions,  each  of  which  is  endowed  with
endless  millions  for  sake  of  science.  One  is  Harvard,  the  other  a
hospital.  Each  has  a  corps  of  physicians,  each  a  specialist  in  his  line,
each  with  his  laboratory  and  all  equipment  that  money  can  buy,  is
invented  or  needed.  Now  comes  a  patient,  presided  over  by  this
eminent  manDr.  Cabot.  He  and  his  hospital  corps  use  every  bit  of
individual  intelligence  they  possess;  they  hold  consultation  and  use
combined  intelligence;  they  test  with  everything  they  possess,  then
they test combined, then they finally DIAGNOSE what the case has.
They did this with one thousand cases who DIED. When cases were
dead, their
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bodies  were  transferred  to  the  Harvard  dissection  room.  Now  comes
the corpse, presided over by this eminent manDr. Cabot. He and his
University corps use every bit  of  individual  intelligence  they  possess,
they  hold  consultation  and  use  combined  intelligence,  they  test  with
everything  they  possess,  then  they  test  combined,  then  they  finally
DIAGNOSE what body had. They did this on one thousand cases
that  came  to  them  as  corpses.  Then  clinical  findings  were  compared
with  dissectional  findingsthey  were  right  in  but  a  total  of  50  per
cent.  500  cases  were  DIAGNOSED  WRONG.  Regardless  of
disease, they were not picked, they included almost every type of dis-
ease in various stages and manifestations.
Imagine the contrast. Heres any one of the 100,000 practitioners of
medicine, in any city in the U. S., excluding perhaps about 10 experts
in  the  5  largest  cities.  This  still  leaves  us  a  balance  of  99,950
physicians.  Their  experience?4  years  in  a  mercenary  institution.
Their  knowledge?sufficient  to  skin  thru  their  college  exams  and
State Board work. Their equipment?a mere handful of books in one
section of a library; maybe an instrument or two; perhaps a urinalysis
test tube. Thats about as far as it goes with 95 per cent. They take one
or  two  medical  magazines;  work  is  too  technical;  it  does  not  hold
interest. They do not study . . . what is science NOW to them? They
want  dollars,  join  lodges,  churches,  attend  public  meetings,  become
public  political  leaders  of  community.  WHAT  MUST  BE  THEIR
PERCENTAGE  OF  MISTAKEN  DIAGNOSES?  This  article
sayswhat  is  the  irresistible  conclusion  concerning  the
THOUSANDS  of  practicing  physicians  WHOSE  SKILL  IN  THIS
DIRECTION  IS  ADMITTEDLY  FAR  BELOW  THAT  OF  DR.
CABOT?
Dr.  Cabot  has  specialized  on  this  ONE  AND  EXCLUSIVE
SUBJECT.  All  other  practitioners  study  all  subjects,  treat  all,  in  fact
do  100  times  more  than  Dr.  Cabot.  Where  is  the  science  and  art  of
medicine? Have we shattered an idol?
Now,  there  is  nothing  in  this  state  of  things,  in  itself,  at  all  derogatory  to  the
intelligence and efficiency of the physician. No one who has the most elementary
appreciation  of  the  condition  and  difficulties  surrounding  medical  diagnosis
ranging all the way from individual idiosyncrasies to pathologi-
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cal variationswill for a moment misinterpret the showing made by the analysis.
And that a man like Cabot should deliberately undertake and frankly publish such
an  analysis  displays  A  SINCERITY  OF  MIND,  A  LOVE  OF  TRUTH  and  A
DEVOTION TO SCIENCE which can hardly be too highly commended. SUCH A
SPIRIT  AMONG  ITS  EXPONENTS  WILL  NOT  AWAKEN,  BUT
STRENGTHEN, PUBLIC FAITH IN MEDICINE.
This  commentator  does  not  belittle  physician  in  his  attempt  to  do
impossible.  His  excuse  would  be  similar  to  following:  John  Jones  is
trying to talk to Mars. We should emulate, revere and immortalize this
attempt. But, he failed to talks to Mars, because it was too far away.
That is not the talkers fault, he couldnt help how far away Mars was.
We have at great length enumerated the tremendous impossibilities of
the physician. We did that just to meet the argument of this paragraph.
Suppose  Western  Union  were  to  deliver  but  50  per  cent  of  the
messages it received; suppose any grocery store were to deliver but 50
per  cent  of  the  orders  it  received;  suppose  but  50  per  cent  of  the
automobiles  that  were  sold  could  run;  suppose  50  per  cent  of  the
telephones  installed  would  not  talk;  suppose  50  per  cent  of  the
Daltons Burroughs or National Cash Registers would not do  that  for
which  they  were  built;  SUPPOSE  50  PER  CENT  OF  DIAGNOSES
WERE FAILURES, DID NOT ACCOMPLISH THAT FOR WHICH
THEY  WERE  MADE  AND  HANDED  DOWN  THRU
CENTURIESSUCH  A  SPIRIT  AMONG  ITS  EXPONENTS
WILL  NOT  WEAKEN,  BUT  STRENGTHEN,  PUBLIC  FAITH  in
Western  Union,  grocery  store,  automobiles,  telephones,  Daltons,
Burroughs RegisterIN MEDICINE. In brief, it is summed in one
wordIMPOSSIBLE!
Nevertheless, WE CANNOT EVADE the net significance of Dr. Cabots frank
analysis  that  THE  PRESENT  STATUS  OF  MEDICAL  diagnosis  is  represented
by  something  LESS  THAN  A  FIFTY  PER  CENT  STANDARD  OF
EFFICIENCY,  OR  AT  LEAST  OF  ACCURACY.  From  which  we  may  fitly
deduce  three  lessons:  first,  the  propriety  of  a  modest  and  unpretentious  bearing
toward  each  other  and  the  public;  second,  the  importance  of  VERIFYING  or
correcting  OUR  CLINICAL  DIAGNOSIS,  WHEREVER  POSSIBLE,  BY  AN
AUTOPSY;  third,  the  value  of  a  FRANK  AND  HONEST  DISCUSSION  of  our
mistakes,  which  is  doubtless  of  more  real  profit  than  the  customary  tiresome
recital of our notableAND OFTEN ACCIDENTAL SUCCESSES.
(Medical Brief Editorial, Dec. 1910.)
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Following  brief  statement  along  same  line  is  taken  from  London
Mail of June 24, 1907:
MISTAKEN DIAGNOSES.
In the annual report on the work of the Metropolitan Asylum Board, published
today, it is noted that the cases of mistaken diagnosis admitted number 2,151. The
percentage  of  error  amongst  cases  certified  as  scarlet  fever  was  5.2  and  amongst
diphtheria cases 16.3.
The  mistakes  amongst  cases  certified  as  enteric  fever  were  very  numerous,
being 33.7 per cent for all hospitals, and  attaining  the  extraordinarily  high  figure
of 52.1 per cent amongst the admissions at the Southwestern Hospital.
An investigation by the hospital investigating committee showed that autopsies
upon  patients  that  died  in  Bellevue  Hospital  showed  that  47.7  per  cent  of  the
diagnoses  of  diseases  in  that  hospital  were  mistaken.  The  superintendent  of  that
hospital is reported to have said that that was a very good showing, and that in the
Massachusetts hospitals the average of erroneous diagnoses ran higher than 50 per
cent.
As  the  doctors  believe  that  different  diseases  call  for  different  remedies,  that
each  disease  is  caused  by  a  different  germ  and  can  be  healed  only  by  a  microbe
whose  business  in  the  economy  of  things  is  to  destroy  that  particular  disease
producer, the disastrous consequences of missing the disease and its germ in half
the  cases  and  prescribing  the  wrong  microbe  in  the  form  of  a  serum  or  in  some
other  preparation  may  well  be  imagined.  It  is  not  to  be  wondered  at  that  the
patients  became  the  subjects  of  an  autopsy,  to  find  that  their  death  more  than
likely resulted from the mistaken diagnosis of some doctor, whose good intentions
may be conceded after the death of his patient and a revealing autopsy.
Following  brief  article  is  extracted  from  The  Truth  Teller  of  May
1st, 1915, and is from a different institution than that just given.
MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS AND STATISTICS.
The inaccuracy of medical diagnosis is becoming almost a scandal. Of course,
no  one  can  expect  a  physician  to  know  the  hidden,  and  many  of  the  errors
recorded  at  autopsies  are  of  conditions  which  gave  no  signs  of  symptoms  during
life.  To  have  known  them  would  have  required  clairvoyance.  Still  it  is  rather
disconcerting  to  learn  from  some  statistics  published  by  Dr.  Horst  Oertel,
Scientific  Director  of  the  Russell  Sage  Institute  of  Pathology,  New  York  (The
American Underwriter), that in one of the best-known hospitals with every facility
for diagnosis, in only 22.5 per cent of the autopsies was the diagnosis confirmed.
In 14  per  cent  it  was  partly  correct  and  in  34.1  per  cent  it  was  entirely  wrong  or
not  made  at  all.  Death  certificates  can  be  of  little  value  for  statistical  purposes
when to these difficulties are added carelessness, haste and ignorance. In the study
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of the state of public health  and  its  changes,  we  must  then  make  great  allowance
for error. We can not be sure of many of the alleged changes in frequency of any
affection.  Public  safety  really  demands  that  there  shall  be  an  autopsy  after  every
death, but there is no use discussing it because public opinion will not tolerate it.
Nevertheless,  it  ought  to  be  possible  to  post  all  hospital  cases,  and  the  good
resulting will gradually educate the public to a tolerance of the practice in outside
cases  and  then  a  demand  for  it  will  follow.  We  ought  not  to  wait  for  the
millennium  to  bring  good  things,  but  bring  about  the  millennium  by  the  good
things  we  create.  So  lets  get  to  work  in  the  matter  of  finding  out  what  kills  so
many people prematurely.American Medicine.
If you really get to work and find out the  cause  of  so  many  premature  deaths,
you  will  discover  that  the  allopathic  mistakes  in  diagnosis  are  entirely
overshadowed  by  allopathic  mistakes  in  treatment.  When  a  system  of  treatment
consists  principally  in  administering  poisonous  doses  of  everything  used  as
medicines,  a  realization  of  that  fact  ought  to  supply  all  needed  information  as  to
the  causes  of  premature  death  where  it  is  used.  It  is  only  a  refusal  to  know  the
facts that shrouds the matter.
Following newspaper article appeared in Boston as a news item and
is from still a third institution:
BELLEVUE DOCTORS WRONG IN NEARLY HALF OF CASES.
Startling Figures in Official Report Admitted By Those In Charge.
Proof Is In Autopsy.
Want more dead patients carved up as check and guide on diagnosis.
The statement made by the Hospital Investigating Committee that 47.7 per cent
of the deaths at Bellevue are due to  causes  incorrectly  diagnosed  has  provoked  a
flood of defensive statements from medical men, especially those connected with
Bellevue and allied institutions.
The  Hospital  Investigation  Committee  cites  the  figures  in  support  of  its
recommendation  that  the  law  be  changed  so  that  great  leeway  will  be  given  for
autopsies  at  hospitals,  the  purpose  in  this  being,  as  the  report  frankly  admits,
THAT  THE  DOCTORS  CAN  FIND  OUT  AFTER  THE  PATIENT  IS  DEAD
WHAT  WAS  THE  MATTER  WITH  HIM  AND  HOW  HE  SHOULD  HAVE
BEEN TREATED.
The report was made to the Board of Estimate which appointed the committee.
It  is  expected  that  the  proposal  to  permit  wholesale  autopsies  will  meet  with
spirited opposition.
Dr.  OHanlon,  Superintendent  of  Bellevue,  said  today  that  he  considered  the
average  of  correct  diagnosis,  as  reported  by  the  committee,  to  be  very  good.  He
cited the Massachusetts General Hospital, where, he said, the average of erroneous
diagnoses ran higher than 50 per cent.
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ADMIT ERRORS IN MORE THAN THIRD OF CASES.
The statement that 47.7 per cent of the Bellevue diagnoses were proved wrong
by  autopsies  was  made  by  Dr.  Horst  Oertel,  who  examined  into  388  cases  at
Bellevue  before  reaching  his  findings.  But  sensational  as  these  figures  sound,
THEY ARE NOT REMARKABLE, according to Dr. John W. Brannan, President
of  the  Board  of  Trustees  of  Bellevue  and  Allied  Hospitals  (the  others  being
Fordham, Harlem and Gouverneur).
Dr. Brannan said today:
I  think  that  percentage  is  a  little  high,  perhaps  due  to  the  fact  that  the
investigators  took  the  first  diagnosis  slips  and  not  the  final  diagnosis  slips,  in
many of the cases. In my opinion the errors in diagnosing amount to about 35 per
cent.  BUT  THAT  IS  THE  CASE  IN  ALL  HOSPITALS.  WELL  INFORMED
MEDICAL MEN ARE NOT SURPRISED BY THE BELLEVUE FIGURES.
Following  is  an  Editorial  advertisement  quoted  from  Medical  Brief
of September, 1912:
DIFFERENTIAL  DIAGNOSIS.  Presented  through  an  Analysis  of  385
Cases.By  Richard  C.  Cabot,  M.D.,  Assistant  Professor  of  Clinical  Medicine,
Harvard  Medical  School.  Second  Edition.  Octavo  of  764  pages,  illustrated.
Philadelphia and London: W. B. Saunders Company, 1912. Cloth, $5.50 net.
Dr. Cabots reputation as a diagnostician is too well established throughout the
length  and  breadth  of  the  land  to  need  any  tooting  from  our  modest  trumpet.  By
the same token, the merit of this presentation of the subject from his pen may, and
doubtless  will,  be  taken  for  granted  wherever  his  name  is  known.  The  feature  of
the  work  which  especially  impresses  us  is  that  it  has  achieved  the  rare
accomplishment of reducing the empirical aspect of diagnosis to a scientific basis.
The underlying principles of diagnosis are, of course, the principles of the various
sciences to which they pertainof physics, acoustics, chemistry, physiology, and
what not. BUT DIAGNOSIS ITSELF IS, AFTER ALL, AND MUST EVER BE,
AN  EMPIRICAL  AFFAIR.  This  Dr.  Cabot  recognizes,  and  he  himself  has
contributed  as  extensively  as  any  one  man  to  its  EMPIRICAL  data.  But  even  in
his impiricism he is a scientist, and has here, in this excellent book, classified his
data  according  to  the  statistical  and  experimental  method,  so  as  to  serve  as
trust-worthy  guiding  rules  for  clinical  practice.  It  is  an  unique  and  diagrammatic
summary of the case, side of diagnosis.
Following  is  an  editorial  comment  in  Journal  of  American  Medical
Assn of March 27, 1915:
WHY PHYSICIANS ERR IN DIAGNOSIS.
Since  the  announcement  by  Cabot  that  post-morten  findings  reveal  a  high
percentage of incorrect clinical diagnoses, the question as to the reason
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is  important.  In  many  institutions  special  attention  has  been  devoted  to  the
problem,  and  in  the  city  of  New  York  it  was  made  the  subject  of  a  municipal
report.
ERRORS  IN  DIAGNOSIS  ARE  DUE  TO  CERTAIN  DEFINITE  CAUSES.
The  large  percentage  of  such  errors  are  avoidable,  but  only  by  ascertaining
wherein the defect lies can improvement be possible.
Sad  to  confess,  mistakes  from  incomplete  examination  form  the  largest  class.
Nearly all avoidable blunders result from this cause. Insufficient examinations are
due  usually  to  lack  of  time,  sometimes  to  laziness.  There  are,  of  course,  patients
who  object  to  complete  and  thorough  examination.  This  can  never  be  a
satisfactory  excuse;  a  case  should  be  relinquished  when  it  cannot  be  sufficiently
studied. It is better, warns Abrahams, to lose a patient than to lose a reputation.
There  is,  then,  one  class  of  mistakes  which  can  be  condoned.  This  class  is
bounded  by  human  limitations.  The  others  are  avoidable.  Mistakes  due  to  gross
ignorance  and  faulty  judgment  may  be  overcome  and  are  being  overcome  by
increased preliminary requirements and other improvements in medical education
and  by  an  endeavor  on  the  part  of  most  physicians  to  keep  abreast  with  the
advance in medical knowledge.  Mistakes  due  to  lack  of  time  and  thorough  study
will be overcome when physicians resolve to study each case thoroughly with the
use of the many available accessories to medical practice.
Following Book Notice appeared in Journal of American Medical
Assn of March 27th, 1915:
In  this  volume,  Dr.  Cabot  offers  the  second  installment  of  his  collection  OF
MEDICAL PUZZLES, together with his solutions, and comments on methods of
diagnosis. The cases are selected to illustrate certain symptoms, vertigo, diarrhea,
dyspepsia,  hematemesis,  melena,  hemoptysis,  edema  of  the  face  and  of  the  legs,
polyuria,  fainting,  hoarseness,  pallor,  delirium,  ascites  and  abdominal
enlargement.  As  in  the  previous  volume,  each  chapter  is  preceded  by  diagrams
showing  how  often  one  may  expect  to  find  a  given  symptom  resulting  from  any
one of the several diseases which may cause it. We agree with Dr.  Cabot  that  A
LACK  OF  SKILL  IN  HISTORY  TAKING  SEEMS  TO  MISLEAD  US  MORE
OFTEN THAN FAULTY PHYSICAL EXAMINATION. So far as chronic cases
are concerned; we believe, however, that in more acute cases, and in those chronic
illnesses  treated  throughout  their  entire  course  by  the  physician,  HIS  FAILURE
TO ARRIVE AT A CORRECT DIAGNOSIS LIES CHIEFLY IN NEGLECT OF
CAREFUL PHYSICAL EXAMINATION. The great lesson to be gathered from a
reading of Dr. Cabots cases is that an orderly arrangement of facts of history and
routine  physical  and  laboratory  examination  will  as  a  rule  point  to  the  probable
diagnosis.  THERE  ARE,  OF  COURSE,  MANY  INSTANCES  IN  WHICH  THE
OBTAINABLE  EVIDENCE  IS  INSUFFICIENT,  AND  HENCE  THE
DIAGNOSIS REMAINS IN DOUBT. While a limited number of such
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SPECULATIVE  diagnoses  are  of  didatic  value  in  teaching  the  limitations  of
medical  skill,  WE  DOUBT  THE  DESIRABILITY  OF  INCLUDING  CERTAIN
OF  THE  MORE  INDEFINITE  CASES  IN  WHICH  THE  CONCLUSIONS  AS
TO  DIAGNOSIS  ARE  NECESSARILY  OPEN  TO  QUESTION,  AND  WHERE
ONE  GUESS  IS  AS  GOOD  AS  ANOTHER.  In  the  main,  a  perusal  of  several
cases illustrating a given symptom leaves the reader with a clear  picture  of  many
of  the  practical  problems  of  diagnosis  which  he  himself  has  encountered,  and  he
has  a  lively  sympathy  with  Dr.  Cabot  WHEN  THE  CAREFULLY  THOUGHT
OUT  DIAGNOSIS  IS  DISCOUNTED  BY  SUBSEQUENT  EVENTS.  HONEST
CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE MEDICAL SOUL. A careful reading of this
collection  of  case  histories  is  bound  to  stimulate  the  reader  to  more  orderly  and
complete utilization of the sources of information in the study of his patients.
Appearing under Correspondence in Journal of American Medical
Assn of Jan. 11th, 1913, are following two  letters.  One  was  directed
by  a  physician  of  Chicago  to  Dr.  Cabot  and  other  was  Dr.  Cabots
reply:
THE DIAGNOSIS DOUBTS OF DR. CABOT.
TO THE EDITOR:
Dr.  Richard  C.  Cabots  industrious  article  Diagnostic  Pitfalls  Identified
During  a  Study  of  Three  Thousand  Autopsies  (The  Journal  A.  M.  A.,  Dec.  28,
1912,  p.  2295)  is  dangerous.  Some  harm,  as  I  shall  presently  show,  has  already
been  done.  The  premises  are  quite  inadequate  to  warrant  the  conclusions,  and  I
thoroughly disagree with the deductions that are made. Three thousand cases form
an  imposing  array,  it  is  true,  but  when  they  remain  improperly  classified  they
constitute merely a variegated assortment of insufficiently differentiated units that
is more apt to muddle than to clarify statistical research. To collect a large  series
of  cases  of  acute  and  chronic  diseases,  complicated  and  uncomplicated  by
preceding  or  accompanying  lesionscases  seen  throughout  the  course  of  the
disease or only for a few days or a few hourscases studied before and after the
advent of modern diagnostic methodscases seen in a perfunctory way and cases
thoroughly  studied  by  new  doctors  and  by  oldand  then  to  utilize  this  jumble
of  heterogeneous  material  to  formulate  generalities  is  wrong.  THE  PREMISES
ALSO  INCLUDE  INFALLIBILITY  OF  PATHOLOGIC  AS  AGAINST
CLINICAL  DIAGNOSIS.  Here  the  element  of  care,  thoroughness  and  the
personal  equation  enter  with  equal  force.  And  what  of  the  purely  functional
disturbances that have no tangible autopsy mark? Is the diagnosis of acute uremia,
for  instance,  necessarily  incorrect  because  nothing  tangible  is  found  at  autopsy?
What is the post-mortem evidence of a death from uremia?
Taking  up  singly  few  of  the  percentage  of  diagnostic  success,  is  it  not
preposterous to assert that the diagnosis of acute nephritis was correctly
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made  in  only  16  per  cent  (and  incidentally,  how  do  you  diagnose  chronic
glomerulonephritis  during  life?)  and  of  chronic  nephritis  in  50  per  cent?  How  is
this possible unless the simplest  routine  examinations  of  the  urine  were  omitted?
Can acute pericarditis  be  missed  in  80  per  cent,  and  acute  endocarditis  in  61  per
cent  of  the  cases?  It  seems  quite  incredible,  if  the  patients  were  examined  at  all.
Peptic ulcer was incorrectly interpreted in 44 per cent of the cases; why, and what
diagnosis  was  made?  And  where  are  duodenal  ulcer  and  gall-stones  (not
mentioned  in  this  table)  that  could  most  readily  be  confused  with  gastric  ulcer?
And does this tabledoes the whole articleinclude the borderland cases of this
type  in  which  the  necessary  exploratory  operation  was  performed?  I  doubt
seriously  whether  active  phthisis  is  missed  in  41  per  cent  of  cases,  nowadays;
activity  is  usually  associated  with  tubercle  bacilli  in  the  sputum,  is  it  not?  Of
course,  if  they  are  not  looked  for,  one  might  make  the  diagnosis  of  bronchitis.
Most  senior  students,  I  really  believe,  would  be  able  to  recognize  a  mitral  or  an
aortic  stenosis  in  more  than  69  per  cent  and  61  per  cent  of  the  cases,  and  lobar
pneumonia  would  not  be  misinterpreted  or  overlooked  in  nearly  a  quarter  of  the
patients.  How  can  a  modern  medical  man  consider  the  diagnosis  of  malaria  a
diagnostic  pitfall  because  in  these  statistics  the  diagnosis  is  often  given  of
phthisis, hepatic syphilis, hepatic abscess and urinary  infections?  Was  the  blood
examined?  Let  me  recall  the  fact  that  in  malaria,  a  typical  parasite,  easy  of
identification, is said to circulate in the blood. But why go further?
The  main  conclusion  to  be  drawn  from  Dr.  Cabots  paper  is  that  UN-
PARDONABLE  CARELESS  WORK  WAS  DONE  BY  THE  ATTENDING
PHYSICIANS  IN  THE  3,000  CASES  THAT  FOUND  THEIR  WAY  TO  DR.
CABOTS  AUTOPSY  TABLE.  One  can  hardly  assume  that  these  cases  were  all
studied  in  the  Massachusetts  General  Hospital,  for  THIS  WOULD
CONSTITUTE  TOO  CRUSHING  AN  ARRAIGNMENT  OF  THE  CLINICAL
WORK  DONE  IN  THIS  VENERABLE  AND  JUSTLY  CELEBRATED  IN-
STITUTION.  I  have  seen  152  consecutive  cases  correctly  diagnosed  in  every
clinical  detail  in  the  service  of  Dr.  Ortner  in  Vienna,  and  that  was  sixteen  years
ago.  Dr.  Cabots  diagnostic  pitfalls  are  not  pitfalls  at  all  for  the  man  with  five
senses and a conscience; they are pitfalls only for the blind, and the blind should
not lead. The whole argument is illogical; fifty men are not necessarily a centipede
because one man is a biped.
A certain number of disorders cannot, of course, in the very nature of things be
correctly interpreted during life, although their number is relatively very small and
growing  smaller  (where  in  the  statistics  is  the  diagnosis  impossible?)  another
small  proportion  requires  an  exploratory  operation;  still  others  are  purely
functional in character and have no uniform, characteristic or grossly determinable
anatomic  substratum;  other  diseases  that  Cabot  enumerates  are  merely
syndromes  of  manifold  origin  and  due  to  a  variety  of  underlying  causes.  But  I
maintain  that  the  overwhelming  majority  of  cases  are  today  diagnosed  correctly,
provided  the  proper  care  is  exercised  and  the  proper  technic  is  employed.  Of
course  against  stupidity  the  gods  themselves  strive  in  vain.  WE  ALL  HAVE
OUR PERCENTAGE
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OF  ERROR,  but  it  is  not  a  question  of  greater  or  less  virtuosity  at  all;  it  is  a
common-sense  question  of  securing  specifications  before  figuring  on  a  contract.
One should not proclaim ex cathedra that tailors cannot make clothes, because of
3,000  suits  the  majority  were  misfits,  unless  one  acknowledges  at  the  same  time
that  most  of  the  tailors  for  some  inscrutable  reason  failed  to  take  the  necessary
measurements.  AND  ONE  SHOULD  NOT  ARGUE  FROM  BOSTON  AND
OVER  THE  SIGNATURE  OF  AN  ILLUSTRIOUS  NAME  AND  IN  THE
LEADING  PLACE  OF  OUR  MOST  PROMINENT  MEDICAL  JOURNAL
THAT  DOCTORS  COMMONLY  FAIL  TO  MAKE  PROPER  DIAGNOSES,
UNLESS  ONE  ACKNOWLEDGES  TACITLY  OR  OPENLY  THAT  THIS  IS
DUE  TO  THEIR  FAILURE  TO  EXERCISE  ORDINARY  CARE  OR  TO  USE
THE PROPER METHODS PRESCRIBED FOR ELICITING  NEEDED  FACTS.
I  know  that  such  criminal  negligence  is  not  tolerated  in  the  larger  Chicago
Hospitals,  nor  is  it  at  all  common  among  general  practitioners,  EVEN  AMONG
THE  OVERWORKED  AND  UNDERPAID  COUNTRY  PRACTITIONERS  IN
THIS  SECTION  OF  THE  COUNTRY.  One  rarely  encounters  an  actual  bull  of
the kind that seems to thrive rampant in herds in Dr. Cabots china-shop.
My  criticism  is  inspired  by  an  article  in  the  Chicago  Tribune,  Saturday,
December  28,  under  the  caption  Wrong  Diagnosis  Common,  Asserts  Richard
Cabot.  THIS  THING  WAS  WAVED  AT  ME  TWICE  IN  ONE  DAY.  WHAT
MEAT,  THIS  MUST  BE  TO  OUR  FRIENDS,  THE  ENEMY,  AND  WHAT
AMMUNITION  FOR  THOSE  WHO  GLEEFULLY,  IN  THE  NAME  OF  THE
PROFIT,  SHOOT  AT  DOCTORS,  DRUGS  AND  THE  DEVIL!  IT  IS  A  PITY
THAT  A  THING  OF  THIS  SORT  SHOULD  COME  BEFORE  THE  PUBLIC
NOW, WHEN WE ARE TRYING SO HARD TO GAIN THE CONFIDENCE OF
THE  LAITY,  TO  EDUCATE  THE  PEOPLE  OVER  TO  THE  CAUSE  OF
LEGITIMATE  MEDICINE  AND  TO  DISPEL  THE  ATTITUDE  OF  AMUSED
SUSPICION  SO  GENERALLY  ADOPTED  TOWARD  US.  THERAPEUTIC
NIHILISM  HAS  HAD  US  BY  THE  THROAT;  NOW  BEWARE  OF
DIAGNOSTIC PESSIMISM. Duckworth warned us long ago that the doctrinaire
in  medicine,  as  in  politics  or  other  matters,  is  commonly  a  dangerous  person.
Alfred C. Croftan, M. D., Chicago.
(A proof of the preceding was sent to Dr. Cabot, who replies:)
TO THE EDITOR:I hoped to read such objections as Dr. Croftans. THEY
HELP TO BRING OUT THE TRUTH. BEFORE I KNEW THE FACTS I USED
TO  FEEL  JUST  AS  HE  DOES.  WHEN  HE  HAS  HAD  THREE  THOUSAND
CLINICAL  DIAGNOSES  CRITICIZED  AT  AUTOPSY  BY  AN
INDEPENDENT  AND  UNPREJUDICED  PATHOLOGIST  WHO  MAKES
FULL  BACTERIOLOGIC  AND  HISTOLOGIC  EXAMINATIONS  OF  EVERY
CASE,  HE  WILL  FIND,  I  BELIEVE,  THAT  THE  FACTS  ARE  NOT  LESS
UNPLEASANT  THAN  I  HAVE  STATED  THEM  TO  BE.  HE  WILL  KNOW
THAT HIS MOST SCRUPULOUS  AND  CAREFUL  EXAMINATION  OF  THE
PRECORDIA OFTEN FAILS TO REVEAL ACUTE PERICARDITIS WHEN IT
IS PRESENT! THAT HIS EXAMINATION OF
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THE  URINE  WILL  NOT  ALWAYS  DISTINGUISH  EITHER  ACUTE  OR
CHRONIC  NEPHRITIS  FROM  MITRAL  STENOSIS  AND  AORTIC  STENO-
SIS ARE SOMETIMES OVERLOOKED BY THE BEST DIAGNOSTICIANS.
His questions may be answered briefly as follows:
Duodenal  ulcer  is  included  with  gastric  ulcer  under  the  general  term  peptic
ulcer. Many active cases of tuberculosis show no bacilli in the sputum. Malaria is
listed  as  a  diagnostic  pitfall  simply  because  I  saw  in  one  year  three  practitioners
(not connected with any hospital) fall into it. Acute uremia can be excluded when
we  find  post  mortem  a  purulent  meningitis  and  a  pair  of  sound  kidneys.  It  is  to
such evidence that I refer. Doctrinaires are the bane of medicine. WE NEED MEN
WHO  WILL  WORK  AND  FACE  THE  FACTS.  FAILING  THAT,  GENERAL
DENUNCIATIONS DO NOT HELP. RICHARD C. CABOT, M. D., Boston.
We have reached conclusiondiagnosis is not reliable, satisfactory,
leads  to  nothing  definite  or  scientific.  We  are  groping  in  dark.
Assuming we are right in 50 per cent we are prescribing WRONG in
50  per  cent.  If  drugs  go  to  place  for  which  they  are  given  .  .  .  heart
medicines go to heart; liver pills go to liver . . . then  if  we  diagnosed
wrong,  we  have  prescribed  wrong.  If  heart  is  normal,  we  diagnose  it
heart trouble, prescribe for heart, our drugs go therewe will make
a  disease  in  that  location  It  is  guess-work  in  at  least  50  per  cent  of
cases.
Chiropractic, by contrast, IS a science. What the unknown may be is
immaterial. We care not what affection may be; where disease is is not
of  sufficient  importance  to  be  weighed  heavily.  All  that  is  important,
in  diagnosis,  is  unimportant  to  us.  All  that  is  necessary  to  know,  to
lead to prescription, in medicine, is unnecessary for us to know to lead
to adjustment.
Here comes a patient. He says he is sick; perhaps hes right, perhaps
not.  Maybe  he  thinks  its  heart  and  he  might  be  right  or  wrong.
Physicians  have  differed  as  to  what  they  called  his  trouble,  differed
where  it  was,  and  have  prescribed  different  drugsit  matters  not  to
us.
Let  us  analyze  this  man.  His  brain  is  in  his  skull.  His  brain  makes
power for his bodyproven by fact that when his head is cut off, his
body  dies;  proven  by  fact  that  when  hes  hanged  hes  dead.  This
power, made by brain, reaches all parts of his body by and thru spinal
cord which is encased within spinal column . . . a mass of soft matter
entirely surrounded by solid links of bone.
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This cord sends forth branches. They have their exit thru intervertebral
foramina,  which  are  notches  on  superior  and  inferior  lateral  surfaces
of  vertebrae  which  compose  this  flexible  and  flexuous  backbone.  If
any  vertebra  becomes  disarranged,  out  of  alignment,  subluxated,  it
will  make  these  notches  smaller,  pinch  nerve,  make  its  diameter
smaller, hinder flow of this nerve-force from brain to organ for which
destined. Every tissue in body is connected to some portion of brain by
and  thru  some  nerve-fibre  which  connects  tissue  cell  with  brain  cell.
Starting  at  tissue  cell,  fibre  passes  in,  by  and  between  tissues  on  its
way  to  eventually  go  thru  this  opening,  thence  to  become  an  integral
part of this spinal cord which goes to brain and there ramifies into its
every  lobe  and  convolution.  Every  organ  of  body  that  can  become
diseased is fed by forces which come from brain, via this backbone.
If 100 per cent of diagnoses were correct, it would not be equal to 1
per  cent  of  correct  analyses,  from  the  mankind  viewpoint.  One  deals
with  effects  and  other  with  cause.  Supposing  100  per  cent  of  effects
were  properly  diagnosed,  what  does  it  amount  to  after  you  have  it?
Supposing, on reverse, that 1 per cent of analyses were correct; that 1
per  cent  knowledge  OF  CAUSE  leads  to  1  per  cent  of  correct
adjustment and that leads to 1 per cent of correct health, and that 1 per
cent of health delivered to humanity is more than a physician can de-
liver  with  100  per  cent  correct  diagnoses;  for  then  begins  more
guess-work as to the percentage of correct prescriptions.
In the minds of majority of people, a diagnosis is pre-eminent. There
seems  to  be  a  superstitious  longing  in  minds  of  many  to  know  just
what  they  have;  doesnt  make  any  difference  whether  it  is  cirrhosis,
eczema,  bronchial  pneumonia,  appendicitis,  enteritisthey  want  it
named, they want to know what they are carrying around on the inside
just as if that knowledge had some value attached to it. We dont care
whether we have a tape-worm or a seat-worm. Given a knowledge of
subluxation, and if that knowledge be but 1 per cent right, it is worth
more  than  would  be  100  per  cent  correct  diagnoses  with  some
7-jointed name attached.
We review: physician looks at symptoms, he diagnoses, he tells you
what you have, tells it to you in a Latin name and you look
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up to  him,  O!  How  glad  I  am  that  man  knows!  You  feel  as  though
he  is  your  second  father,  he  knows  so  many  words,  and  you  place
yourself under his treatment, with confidence.
Assume  a  patient  came  to  Chiropractorlatter  is  blindfolded
(cannot see); he is not permitted to say one word; his ears are stuffed
with  cotton  so  he  cannot  hear  (as  in  asthma,  etc.).  Have  his  patient
prepared,  i.e.,  his  entire  spine  bared.  He  will  carefully  ANALYZE
position of vertebrae and find a SUBLUXATION causing disease for
which  physician  may  OR  MAY  NOT  have  diagnosed.  This
Chiropractor, with NO GUESS-WORK KNOWLEDGE of physical or
mental diagnosis, symptomatology or pathology, will proceed to adjust
subluxation,  and  in  time  his  case  will  be  dismissed  WELL  of  every
disease  .  .  .  HE  KNEW  NOT  WHAT  AND  CARES  LESS.  We  call
that character of work SCIENCE in its fullest and broadest sense. Any
person who can do that, repeatedly, on case after case, is an ARTIST
of finest quality. Chiropractor radically abhors guessing; physician ig-
nores  precision.  One  would  not  have  work  of  other;  other  refuses  to
investigate  claims  of  tother.  It  will  be  a  long  time  before  we
harmonize.
ANALYSIS:  A  RESOLUTION  OF  ANYTHING,  whether  an  object  of  the
senses  or  of  the  intellect,  INTO  CONSTITUENT  PARTS  OR  ELEMENTS;  an
examination of component parts, SEPARATELY OR IN THEIR RELATION TO
THE WHOLE, as the words which compose a sentence, the tones of a tune, or the
simple  propositions  which  enter  into  an  argument.  (WEBSTERS  NEW
INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY, 1910 EDITION).
ANALYSIS:  RESOLUTION  INTO  PARTS.  Composition-Resolution.  Digest,
Investigation,  Answers,  Numbering,  Organization,  Disorganization,
Ratiocination-Instinct Trail. (MARCHS THESAURUS DICTIONARY OF THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE).
ANALYSIS:  (1)  A  loosing,  releasing;  (2)  A  DISSOLVING,  THE  RES-
OLUTION  OF  A  WHOLE  INTO  ITS  PARTS,  analysis  opposed  to  genesis  or
synthesis;  in  logic,  THE  REDUCTION  OF  THE  IMPERFECT  FIGURES  INTO
THE  PERFECT  ONES;  (3)  THE  SOLUTION  OF  A  PROBLEM,  etc.,  to
unloose-backward.
1.  Gen:  The  act  of  analyzing;  the  state  of  being  analyzed;  the  result  of  such
investigation. THE SEPARATION OF ANYTHING PHYSICAL, MENTAL, or a
mere conception into ITS CONSTITUENT ELEMENTS.
(NEW REVISED ENCYCLOPAEDIC DICTIONARY. VOLUME 1).
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ANALYSIS:  To  resolve  anything,  of  whatever  character,  into  its  constituent
elements. (NEW REVISED ENCYCLOPAEDIC DICTIONARY VOLUME 1).
ANALYSIS:  PSYCHOLOGICALThe  reduction  to  simpler  conductions  of
complicated  mental  states.  THE  DISCOVERY  OF  GENERAL  PRINCIPLES
UNDERLYING  CONCRETE  PSYCHOLOGICAL  PHENOMENA.
(DICTIONARY OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MEDICINE VOL. 1).
ANALYSIS:  The  resolution  of  compound  bodies  into  simpler,  or  constituent
parts. (GOULDS ILLUSTRATED DICTIONARY OF MEDICINE).
ANALYSISResolution  of  anything  in  its  component  parts;  an  examination
to  determine  the  composition  of  any  given  substance.  (DUNGLISONS
MEDICAL DICTIONARY.)
Analysis  is  not  generally  used  medically;  its  only  application  is
with  sputum,  urine,  etc.  When  material  elements  can  be  separated
then  thats  analysis  medically  speaking.  Beyond  that  it  has  no
further  significance.  We  have  taken  a  word  that  has  no  general  or
broad therapeutical value, put it within bounds of an anti-therapeutical
science, broadened its meaning very much and placed thereon our own
interpretation.
We  have  resolved  MAN  into  his  component  parts,  mental  and
physical,  health  and  disease,  natural  and  unnatural.  We  have  further
resolved cause and effect, located each so far as that knowledge could
be  provable  and  workable  to  end  of  improving  man.  In  pursuing  this
course  of  analysis,  some  subjects  much  increase  in  relative  value,
others  decrease.  Importance  of  symptoms,  diagnosis  has  decreased  to
nil. Necessity of locating CAUSE has reached the 100 per cent stage.
A  knowledge  of  latter  ALONE  accomplishes  all  desireda
knowledge of former ALONE accomplishes nothing. Contrast,  in  our
opinion, needs no further elaboration.
Brain  is  seat  or  originating  place  of  all  power,  force  or  energy.
Spinal cord is great cable  transmitter,  nerves  branching  therefrom  the
smaller  segmental  distributors  of  life  force.  Its  place  of  origin  being
mind, its product must be in keeping mental impulses. Origin being in
brain, its place of expression, the organ, then life in all human being is
in  brain  but  is  expressed  at  peripherytissue  cell.  Life,
physiologically  considered,  has  a  beginning  at  brain  cell  but  has
personification  at  tissue  cell.  Skull  being  a  solid  encased  structure,
spinal  column  being  segmental,  it  would  analytically,  stand  that
possibility of any interference
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of  mental  impulse  manufacture  would  be  nil.  Spinal  cord  being
entirely  surrounded  by  segmental  structure  pieces,  it  would  be  more
reasonable  that  should  any  one  or  more  of  these  pieces  get  out  of
proper  position,  it  would  seriously  hinder  function  of  these
transmitting bodiesspinal cord or nerves. Exit of its branches, being
thru  intervertebral  foramina  and  possibility  of  those  being  decreased
would  lie  in  vertebral  subluxation  being  increased,  then  it  would  be
reasonably seen that THE CAUSE of all disease would lie in spine as
there is only place wherein it was possible for a vertebral derangement
to occur which would in any way produce a pressure or restriction of a
hard substance aroundas of bone or nerves. Without this hypothesis,
it would be impossible to hinder flow of life from brain to tissue cell.
In  hundreds,  yes,  many  thousands  of  cases,  subluxations  have  been
analyzed,  without  Chiropractor  having  even  slightest  knowledge  of
what  ailments  patient  might  have,  what  had  been  diagnosedbut
spine  proved  subluxation.  This  was  sufficient.  Chiropractor  verified
his  work  at  every  stage,  carefully  reverified,  adjusted  subluxation.  In
time his patient got wellat least THE PATIENT SAID he was well,
and such physicians as again re-examined and re-diagnosed have said
he was well.
Frequently physicians come back to us with Very few patients have
a  sufficient  knowledge  of  anatomy,  physiology,  symptomatology  or
pathology to know when they are well. 75 per cent  of  a  diagnosis  is
made by patient describing his symptoms to his doctor. If patients are
intelligent  enough  to  give  symptoms  reliable  enough  for  physician  to
pronounce  a  diagnosis,  why  arent  they  sufficiently  intelligent  to  tell
when  they  DONT  feel  those  symptomsare  well?  Its  a  poor  rule
that wont work both ways.
Analysis,  as  will  be  seen  from  foregoing,  is  a  two-edged  sword.
First, it eliminates guess-work, eliminates error of wrong prescriptions
and,  above  all,  casts  off  AS  UNRELIABLE  all  hypotheses  upon
which  medicine  rests  in  constantly  living  in  garden-patch  of
decomposition,  dissolution  and  diseases.  Second,  it  makes  every  step
of  work  absolutely  accurate;  it  adds  to  our  human  facts;  it  multiplies
our  usefulness  because  we  adjust,  they  treat  effects.  It  goes  even
farther, it makes man a scientific thinking and acting machine and his
corrections of deformities
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and  malpositions  a  scientific  and  accurate  study,  an  essence  to  be
relied  upon  at  any  and  all  times,  under  all  conditions.  It  makes  THE
CAUSE of every disease, acute or chronic, a surface study, rather than
a deeply emboweled problem.
DIAGNOSIS  is  guess-work,  a  sorceress  witchcraft,  philosophers
stone in the gloaming, always in demand, never being worked toward,
hence never reached.
ANALYSIS  is  art,  science  and  philosophy  personifiedit  puts  into
mans head and hands the greatest possible benefit for good. He has a
stock unlimited, without end. It gives a conclusion upon all questions
and  returns  to  man  that  which  he  always  worked  towardshealth,
happiness and life an eternal blessing.
We  herewith,  then,  append  our  definition  of  analysis,  Chiro-
practically considered.
ANALYSIS:Resolving  of  functions,  normal  and  abnormal,  with
their  comparative  quantities,  back  to  location  and  character  of  their
cause or causes, and the consideration of constituent manifestations of
life involved; tracing or retracing of material abnormalities, forward or
backward,  to  their  source  of  Innate  Intelligence  origin;  detailed
segregation, step by step, of original principles from mental creation to
physical  expression  or  vice  versa.  (THE  SCIENCE  OF
CHIROPRACTIC VOL. III PALMER 1908.)
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LABORATORICAL FINDINGS AND
INDUCTIONS Vs.
CLINICAL FINDINGS AND DEDUCTIONS
(Copyright 1918Revised 1951)
It is not often we come before you with a complete subject and when
we  do  it  must  be  as  other  faculty  members  under  the  circumstances
open  an  argumentbring  forth  its  phasesand  close  it.  We  appear
before you in a morning, whereas the faculty member has a  month  in
which to cover his ground.
There  is  one  purpose  you  have  for  being  here,  one  reason  why  we
are.  You  study  menso  do  we.  You  have  been  seeing  man
differently;  if  you  had  seen  him  as  we  have,  you  would  not  be  here.
You  come  to  get  our  viewpoints.  It  is  not  necessary  to  think  all  we
dowhere he came from, or where he is going. You are content to get
our viewpoints of man while here. Man lives and we study his school
of  life.  He  is  one  of  the  living  animals  hence  presents  for  us  a  good
schooling.  Man  and  the  school  in  which  he  lives,  is  our  daily  theme,
altho many constrict it.
When  you  and  we  were  born,  educationally  we  knew  nothing
Innately we were wise. As time passed, we observed, saw things from
new viewpoints. Whatever we centralize upon, we look at and analyze
its divisions. We started where we knew nothing, and broadened as far
as  measured  thought  would  allow.  This  morning  we  focalize  this
subject and see what it amounts to. METHOD of research of medical
profession  will  be  compared  with  PROCESS  found  necessary  to
elaborate Chiropractic.
Medical  research  is  what  it  is  because  of  certain  findings  in
LABORATORIES,  upon  which  branched  certain  laboratory  in-
ductions.  Chiropractic  is  based  upon  CLINICAL  findings,  therefore
clinical  deductions.  As  to  which  is  right  we  leave  you  to  decide  after
we have presented the pros and cons.
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Four  terms  will  be  usedLaboratory-Clinical-Findings  and
Deductions. Let us analyze these and see their significance.
Laboratory:1.  Orig.,  the  workroom  of  a  chemist;  hence  a  place  devoted  to
experimental  study  in  a  branch  of  natural  science,  or  to  the  application  of
scientific  principles  in  testing  and  analysis  or  in  the  preparation  of  drugs,
chemicals,  explosives,  etc.,  as,  a  chemical,  physical,  or  biological  laboratory;  by
extension, a place where something is prepared or some operation is performed.
(Webster).
Laboratory.  A  room  fitted  up  with  apparatus  for  conducting  experiments
(chemical,  physiological  and  the  like),  making  analyses,  manufacturing  drugs,
etc. (Stedmans Medical Dictionary.)
A laboratory is a room or a series of rooms where every standard and
criterion  or  process  of  reasoning  is  denied  to  things  being  reasoned
upon  or  upon  which  reason  is  used.  Man  who  conducts  laboratorical
experiment  uses  REASON  in  his  process  yet  denies  that  process  to
things upon which he works. I, a man, AM a reasoning being, yet that
upon which I work in the laboratory, never reasoned, couldnt reason,
had  none  of  the  wherewithal  with  which  to  reason.  The  matter  is
wood, animal or humanit did not think, it is composed of chemicals
and  materialities.  Laboratory  experiments  with  material  agencies,
when  applied  to  other  like  agencies  will  attempt  to  induce  a  concrete
disease  to  disappear  in  a  known  or  unknown  case.  A  certain  agency,
when given to a specific being, will try to cause a material  disease  to
disappear. Dyspepsia is a material disease in a material man. If pepsin,
(a material agency), were given to (material) man, (material) dyspepsia
would  disappear.  It  is  virtually  a  question  of  materialities  in
combination and their results.
There  are  several  kinds  of  laboratories:  Laboratory  in  which
CHEMICAL  findings  and  inductions  are  reached;  TOXICOLOG-
ICAL  experiments,  as  to  what  will  and  will  not  poison  animals  and
humans;  laboratory  in  which  DISSECTION  occurs  in  the  interest  of
finding  something  material  existing  which  was  not  known  before;
PATHOLOGICAL  laboratory,  where  tissues  are  examined  and
verified  as  to  size,  weights  and  colors;  laboratory  in  which
BACTERIOLOGICAL  conditions  are  being  searched  for  cancer  and
other  germs;  in  which  animals  are  experimented  uponserums  and
anti-serums  given  to  guinea  pigs,  cows,  dogs,  monkeys,  etc.,  to  see
whether they develop certain conditions or
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not;  PHYSIOLOGICAL  laboratory  wherein  certain  chemical  tests  or
tests  of  physics  are  demonstrated.  A  laboratory  is  where  something
indirect  is  used  thinking  to  reach  a  conclusion  on  the  direct.  They
work  upon  a  cowif  it  succeedsform  a  conclusion  as  to  what
would  work  upon  man.  Laboratory  work  studies  structure,  forming  a
conclusion as to what it should be able to do. Laboratory would prove
tubes  were  circular;  that  they  wouldnt  roll  would  be  a  conclusion  as
to what they would and could not do.
Clinic.  Instruction  of  a  class  of  medical  students  by  the  examination  and
treatment  of  the  patients  in  the  presence  of  the  pupils.  B.  The  gathering  of  a
number of students at a clinical lecture. .. (Webster).
Clinic. An institution  in  which  medical  attention  is  given  to  patients  who  live
at  home,  not  requiring  hospital  service.  2.  An  institution  in  which  medical
instruction is given to students by means of demonstrations in the presence of the
sick. 3. A clinical lecture. (Stedman).
Clinical. Relating to the bedside of a patient or to the course of his disease. 2.
Noting the symptoms and course of a disease as distinguished from the anatomical
changes. 3. Relating to a clinic. (Stedman).
Clinical, by way  of  definition,  possesses  all  the  contrast  of  thot  and
introduces  opposite.  Clinic  is  where  immaterialism  enters  everything
materialistic;  where  very  process  of  reasoning  is  admitted  to  be  the
method of procedure in elucidation. A patient comes, you dont know
whether he is sick or not. He says he is. There is mental activity upon
his  part,  and  faith  upon  yours.  Just  the  opposite  of  what  is  done  in
laboratory;  there  you  take  nothing  for  granted  which  cant  be  proven
and  seen.  Ask  patient  in  laboratorythere  is  none.  Process  of
reasoning  with  patient  is  method  used  to  illustrate  facts.  In  a
laboratory you have no patient to deduce with. In clinic you use ideas
and  facts  of  patient  as  being  of  value  and  encompass  your  personal
deductions  in  connection  therewith.  You  and  patient  do  these  things
together.  In  laboratory  you  are  alone,  except  as  you  have  something
indirect.
In  laboratory  expert  can  tell  whether  cancer  or  tumor,  its  character
and  from  what  organ.  In  clinic,  diagnosis  is  based  on  information
patient  gives  doctor.  Questions  are  answered  and  upon  strength  of
these  comes  approximate  correctness  of  diagnosis,  providing
diagnosis be employed.
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There  is  an  attitude  in  a  clinic  of  spiritual  and  physical  cooperation
between  patient  and  doctor.  There  is  thot  and  body  of  patient,  and
spirit and body of doctor, and doctor and patient together are working
to  find  effects  as  regards  that  case.  Sympathy  is  expressed  by  doctor
and  confidence  by  patient  and  both  are  abstract;  neither  could  be
considered rational in laboratory.
Clinic  aims  to  find  abstract  agency  which,  when  successfully
returned  to  body,  will  restore  health  in  a  known  or  unknown  case.
Here  you  deal  directly  with  thing  involved.  You  find  that  which  is
abstract,  which  is  harmonious  in  restoring  it  to  your  patient.  Clinical
work studies function, normal or abnormal, therefore student is able to
say what has been done or should be. It is not so in laboratory. There
are nine or more laboratories but only one clinic.
Finding:That which is found, discovered, invented, come upon or provided;
especially,  that  which  a  journeyman  artisan  finds.  (Webster).  If  before  germs,
were  not  known,  the  microscope  was  made  and  by  looking  thru  this,  microbes
were  found  this  would  be  considered  as  a  laboratorical  finding.  If  the  flesh  of  a
patient  was  tender,  the  area  red  and  inflamed  and  a  subluxation  found  in  that
region, then that would be a clinical finding.
InductionAct or process of reasoning from a part to a whole, from particulars
to generals, or from the individual to the universal, also, the result or inference so
reached. By Aristotle induction, or epagogue, was treated as a subordinate form of
reasoning,  consisting,  when  perfect,  of  a  complete  enumeration  of  all  the
particulars comprised under the inferred generalization; hence called induction by
simple enumeration. The great advance over this view was the inductive method,
or  philosophical  induction,  of  Bacon,  which  consists  in  the  INFERRING  that
what has been observed or established in respect to a part, individual, or species,
may,  on  the  ground  of  analogy,  be  affirmed  or  received  of  the  whole  to  which  it
belongs. Such INFERENCE ascends from the parts to the whole, and forms, from
the  general  analogy  of  nature,  or  special  presumptions  in  the  case,  conclusions
which  have  greater  or  less  degree  of  force,  and  which  may  be  strengthened  or
weakened  by  subsequent  experience  and  experiment,  but  which,  in  the  long  run,
by  reason  of  repeated  observations,  will  rectify  themselves.  Induction  is  the
process by which we conclude that what is true of certain individuals of a class, is
true of the whole class, or that what is true at certain times will be true in similar
circumstances at all times. (Webster).
DeductionAct  or  process  of  deducing;  mediate  inference  in  which  the
conclusion  follows  necessarily  from  a  full  understanding  of  given  data  or
propositions;contrasted with induction. (Webster).
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If  patient  feels  well,  retires  by  an  open  window,  in  morning  has
cold, then a laboratorical deduction would be that draft caused the
cold, heat applied would relax muscles and patient might be cured. If
case  comes  to  Chiropractor  and  makes  same  statement  of  fact,
Chiropractor  analyzes,  finds  a  subluxation,  adjusts  it  and  patient  gets
wellit  is  a  clinical  deduction  to  say  subluxation  was  cause  as
subsequent facts prove.
We have used the word finding in this connection, because finding
is an established fact. A microbe is a finding and cannot be denied. A
laboratory finding therefore is that which has been found in laboratory
not found in any other place or way. Without laboratory we would not
have  known  a  tissue  cell  or  electrons,  etc.  It  is  but  logical  that  as
microscopes of higher power are made so will they find material forms
not  heretofore  known;  as  telescopes  of  greater  power  are
manufactured  so  will  we  know  contents  of  other  planets  not
understood.  Findings  are  logical  and  consistent,  it  would  be  folly  to
deny these.
We used word  deduction  because  it  is  interpreted  to  mean  one  of
two  things.  It  is  a  definite  conclusion  reached  and  used  as  a  working
hypothesis upon which to reach further findings.
For example: Laboratory experts have examined  sputa  of  tubercular
patients. They have found tuberculosis bacillithis is the finding over
which  there  is  no  dispute;  then  comes  the  laboratory  induction  that,
because germs are there AND NO OTHER CAUSE IS KNOWN, they
cause  tuberculosis  in  which  they  were  foundover  this  induction
there  is  considerable  dispute.  They  claim  the  finding  causes  disease;
we say the finding is a scavenger to disease produced by other causes
now known.
Let  us  take  laboratory  thought  into  other  planes.  Assume,  an  artist
works in laboratory. He theorizes about what he expects to do after he
secures his paints. Inventor would dream about invention when he got
ready  to  assemble  materials.  Architect  would  plan  and  change  his
plans  again  and  again  when  he  found  they  did  not  work.  There  have
been  many  theories  evolved  in  laboratories  that  were  perfect  paper
successes; but when started to work on real, they failed. We have had
experience in that line.
There have been seven Hy-Lo table patterns. Every one was a paper
success, but when tested they were complete failures. Only
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table  that  never  got  on  paper  was  the  one  that  came  truetable  we
have now. Laboratory Hy-Los were theories but clinical Hy-Lo was a
reality.
Supposing  these  comparisons  were  taken  into  clinic  where  ideal  of
the real was worked upon. Sculptor would work from a mold and artist
from  a  model.  Inventor  would  experiment  upon  invention.  Architect
would build with materials and know he was right.
People  who  work  in  laboratories  do  so  with  a  certain  theory;  they
have methods of procedure. Laboratory tests are made under working
hypotheses.
FirstTo  work  from  unknown  to  knowncontrary  to  our
pedagogical  conclusions.  They  assume  today,  that  a  germ  causes
cancer. They dont know it, but they hunt for prima facie evidence to
prove that it does. SecondThey argue that to know how to do is to
be able to do, therefore they try to find  how  to  do.  If  they  once  find
out, they will tell us, and they use the laboratory to that  end.  Third
They  multiply  or  subtract  material  elements  until  desired  consistency
is resurrected or vanished (to meet his comprehension). That is a part
of  use  to  which  they  put  laboratory.  FourthThey  assume  a  theory,
then  attempt  to  prove  it  by  ELIMINATION  of  those  things  which
cannot  work.  All  that  work  with  it,  they  gather.  This  is  a  process  of
subtraction of real.
Laboratorical  method  is  to  take  a  part  of  a  subject  and  believe  that
represents  what  whole  would  do.  They  establish  fact,  then  force
everything else to it.
Clinical  theory  is  antipodal,  in  fact  its  opposite.  As  we  give  these
distinctions,  you  must  make  application  to  clinical  problem  as  you
know and have observedsee if it is true.
FirstTo  work  from  known  to  unknown.  You  know  there  is  a
subluxation,  you  know  you  adjust  it,  then  unknown  quantities  of
disease and health, life and death, begin their play.
SecondTo  be  able  to  do  is  to  know  how  to  do.  You  are  able  to
adjust subluxation therefore you can tell how to do it. Quite frequently
a definite result is attained by accident, and later repeated intentionally
because of having been done once.
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ThirdTo so make possible a rearrangement of disarranged parts to
end  that  elements  present  can  be  equally  distributed.  This  has  been
one principle of clinic.
FourthAssume facts and prove their origin by analysis of elements
that make entire object what it is.
FifthClinical  method  is  to  take  entire  subject  and  then  know  that
all  parts  are  in  direct  relation  each  to  other  to  make  the  whole.  They
establish facts and everything is in harmony by way of relationship.
Therapeutically  speaking,  you  ask  questions,  patient  answers,  you
form  an  opinion,  diagnose  case,  which  leads  to  a  study  of  chemical
elements  in  excess  or  lacking;  then  the  study  of  what  will  dilute  or
increase;  then  follows  prescription  of  that  which  is  believed  will
accomplish  desired  end.  Laboratory  leads  to  chemist,  chemist  to
physician, physician to operating room, latter leading to cemetery.
Chiropractically speaking, we start with assumption that subluxation
exists,  analyze  location,  determine  its  approximation  and  adjust  it,
leading  to  delivery  of  returned  health.  These  are  clinical  conclusions
upon which we work.
We  have  referred  several  times  to  laboratorical  findings  and
laboratorical inductions, also clinical findings and clinical deductions.
Distinction is made.
A  microbe  is  a  laboratorical  finding,  he  never  was  and  cannot  be
found  outside  of  laboratory.  Altho  existing  clinically  it  cannot  be
proven, except theoretically. Clinically we are not denying the finding,
but  when  the  laboratorical  induction  is  reached  that  we  have  found
the  microbe  and  because  we  know  no  other  cause  of  disease,  he  is
itthis  is  an  illogical  laboratorical  induction  which  the  clinical
deduction  can  not  sustain.  Laboratorical  finding  is  correct  but
laboratorical induction is wrong.
In  our  clinics,  we  find  a  subluxation;  this  is  clinical  finding.
Subluxation  makes  intervertebral  foramina  smaller.  This  decreases
diameter and circumference of lumen, produces pressure upon nerves,
limits their carrying capacity, interferes with even and continuous flow
of mental impulses from brain to tissue cell, hence makes an abnormal
effect at periphery. Former is surely correct, latter a clinical deduction.
Finding is truewhether
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deduction is correct or not must be tested by application of reversal of
conditions involved. If reduction of subluxation was accomplished and
results disappeared, working under this hypothesis, it would prove our
clinical deduction was correct.
As  proof  of  statement  just  made,  let  us  quote  this  article  from  The
Canada  Lancet  of  June,  1916.  It  will  be  noted  that  essence  of  this
article, by way of its insertion here, is contained in the last line. . .
FOR  THE  ACTUAL  TEST  ON  MAN  DECIDES  THE  TRUTH  OF
THE  THEORY.  In  other  language,  it  takes  the  CLINIC  to  prove
TRUTH.  Any  laboratory  can  tell  untruths,  as  evidenced  by  his
comparisons of germs causing disease.
TESTING THE GERM THEORY ON HUMAN BEINGS.
Editor Canada Lancet,
The Germans are largely responsible for two widely accepted theories, viz.:
1st. That their army is invincible.
2nd. That disease is caused by germsboth theories have been challenged by
Canadians. The reasons for questioning the germ theory are mainly three, viz:
1st.  The  divergent  views  of  bacteriologists  as  to  which  germ  caused  the
disease.
2nd. The stronger claim of the bio-chemic theory.
3rd.  The  absence  of  germs  at  the  onset  of  disease  (as  the  following  sample
cases show.)
(a) A man crossing a river broke through the ice, was rescued, later became ill,
and the doctor, fearing pneumonia, tested for pneumonia coccithere were none
present; when the pneumonia developed they appeared.
(b)  After  an  oyster  supper  some  men  had  cramps  and  diarrhoea,  followed  by
typhoid feverno Eberth bacilli were  present  in  the  first  stools  but  were  present
later.
(c)  Hurrying,  a  girl  arrived  at  her  shop  sweating;  as  the  shop  was  cold,  she
became  very  chilly;  next  day  complained  of  a  sore  throat,  but  no  Klebs-Loffler
bacilli  were  found;  later,  when  a  diphtheratic  patch  appeared,  the  bacilli  were
present.
Here in each case the bacilli followed the onset of the disease.
Believing  that  the  above  germs  were  the  result  and  not  the  cause  of  the
diseases, tests of the germs of diphtheria, typhoid and pneumonia were made.
The  first  test  was  whether  the  Klebs-Loffler  bacilli  would  cause  diphtheria,
and about 50,000 were swallowed without any result; later 100,000, 500,000 and
a million and more were swallowed, and in no case did they cause any ill-effect.
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The  series  of  tests  was  to  decide  whether  the  Eberth  bacillus  would  cause
typhoid,  but  each  test  was  negative;  even  when  millions  were  swallowed.  The
third  series  of  tests  showed  that  one  could  swallow  a  million  (and  over)
pneumo-cocci without causing pneumonia, or any disturbance.
The  investigations  covered  about  two  years  and  forty-five  (45)  different  tests
were  made  giving  an  average  of  fifteen  tests  each.  I  personally  tested  each  germ
(culture)  before  allowing  the  others  to  do  so;  and  six  persons  (3  male,  3  female)
knowingly  took  part  in  the  tests  and  in  no  case  did  any  symptom  of  the  disease
follow.
The germs were swallowed in each case, and were given in milk, water, bread,
cheese, meat, head-cheese, fish, and applesalso tested on the tongue.
Most of the cultures were grown by myselfsome from stock tubes furnished
by  Parke,  Davis  &  Co.,  and  one  tube  furnished  by  the  Toronto  Board  of  Health
through one of their bacteriologists.
As the tests were  carefully  made,  they  prove  that  there  is  not  the  danger  from
germs  that  bacteriologists  claim;  they  also  may  stimulate  other  Canadians  to
undertake further experimental work, for  the  actual  test  on  man  decides  the  truth
of the theory. Jno. B. Fraser, M.D., C.M.
Laboratorically speaking, a tissue cell can be put under a microscope, it shows
no  activity,  the  microscopic  laboratory  induction  is  that  it  is  nothing  more  than
what it represents. What more does it represent than cellular walls? The chemical
laboratory names the chemical elements, found, hence it represents walls, skeletal
frame  and  chemicalsthe  laboratory  induction  isit  has  no  life  and  never  did
have any is sustained. Their findings and conclusions are not consistent.
Assume  a  case  has  been  poisoned,  the  clinical  findings  include  the  vomitus
which  matter  is  transferred  to  the  laboratory.  Here  the  character  of  the  poison  is
investigated,  a  laboratorical  induction  made  that  certain  antidote  of  opposite
character  is  necessary  to  remove  the  first  poisonsuch  induction  is  not  rightly
based.
In  the  laboratory,  the  following  ideas  have  been  enlarged.  Dissection,
Chemistry,  Bacteriology,  Physiology,  Diagnosis,  Urinalysis,  Toxicology.
Dissection as in surgery, Chemistry, giving origin to new combinations of materia
medica.  Bacteriology  to  find  in  impregnable  man  the  microbic  cause  of  his
disease.  Pathology  to  identifying  disease  by  saying  that  if  a  certain  tissue
construction  is  of  certain  color,  size,  weight,  consistency,  it  is  a  fibroid  cancer,
etc.
Physiology  is  one  of  those  misapplied  theories,  e.  g.,  take  a  frogs  leg,  attach
electrodes at opposite ends, turn on electricity, if it jumps it contracts, if it doesnt,
it cant, this forms an induction that if the dead frogs leg was in a live frog then
that which would have moved it if in the living animal is a form of electricity for
electricity moved it when dead, hence electricity would move it if alive, the action
being reflex in the dead, so is it in the live.
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Diagnosis  is  another  far-fetched  conclusion.  Symptoms  are  gleaned  from  the
clinic,  but  diagnosis  is  based  upon  authorities  who  are  weighed  carefully  in  the
laboratory  of  the  library.  Should  authors  differ,  diagnosis  changes  accordingly;
writers are the standby, not clinical findings.
LABORATORY DONTS.
The  Laboratory  News  gives  the  following  timely  donts  for  the  guidance  of
general physicians in the use of the laboratory:
Dont expect the laboratory alone to make the diagnosis, prognosis and suggest
all the treatment of a case. The laboratory does not pretend to push aside clinical
symptomatology. The Medical Brief, Jan., 1915.
LABORATORY DOCTORS.
The  Wassermann  Laboratory  is  equipped  with  every  facility  to  aid  in  the
diagnosis  or  exclusion  of  specific  infection,  active  or  latent.  Wassermann
reactions,  dark  field  examinations,  lumbar  puncture,  provocative,  intravenous
injections, etc. Thos. MacRae, M. D.
SCIENTIFIC MADNESS.
Letter received announcing the re-opening of a diagnosis laboratory. It is taken
for granted that physicians are incompetent to diagnose their cases and he is now
expected to hire so-called experts to tell him what name to apply to his cases. Oh,
dear.
The  laboratory  method  has  control,  mostly,  of  professional  men;  simple,
homely, common-sense diagnosis and treatment is seldom any longer available. It
is a change,  but  not  for  the  better;  physicians  and  patients  more  and  more  fail  to
understand  each  other.  The  more  technical  the  medical  practice,  the  worse  for
both  doctor  and  patient.  Today  it  is  infections,  reactions,  examinations,
punctures, injections, vaccinations, exclusions, inclusions, diagnoses by
specialists and specifics; all mostly meaningless, useless, hyper-scientific, costly,
presumptuous,  and  all  inferior  to  simple  observation,  good  food,  water,  exercise
and reasonable hygiene. (Health Culture, July, 1914.)
Toxicology  is  threshed  within  confines  of  laboratory  notwith-
standing  that  no  two  clinical  cases  are  alike.  In  laboratory  a  set
antidote  is  prescribed  for  specific  findings.  These  are  inconsistencies
as a superficial application of same in clinic amplifies.
We want to be explicit, because we prove Chiropractic correct as far
as it proves incorrectness of medicine by contrast.
We have recited laboratorical findings and inductions which change
yearly, monthly and almost daily. Nothing fixednothing standard
nothing set. A wealthy son of a wealthy father made a model of Spinal
Cord from Grays Anatomy, believing him to be most accurate. Later,
he changed again, to another
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and he has been changing annually; finally he gave up all illustrations
and made a model according to his inductions. You think anatomy, of
all laboratorical inductions, is finished subject, it cant be wrong, isnt
subject  to  improvement  or  correction;  havent  they  dissected,  seen
and  known  whereof  they  draw?  Here,  as  in  other  laboratorical
inductions,  we  see  error  in  profusion.  Therefore  these  findings  and
inductions are not set.
The  world  has  been  and  is  sick.  Diseases  of  today  are  those  of
ancients.  Severity  has  not  been  decreased  and  he  who  says  that
diphtheria,  smallpox,  etc.,  have  been  diminished,  loses  sight  that  for
the  disease  we  eradicate  we  give  birth  to  another  equally  as  bad  or
worse.  That  being  true,  RESULT  of  APPLICATION  of  laboratorical
findings  and  deductions  TO  PATIENT  is  equivalent  to  universal
FAILURE  and  we  dont  think  any  one  will  say  that  position  is
inconsistent.  We  are  not  denying  laboratorical  findings  altho
questioning  laboratorical  inductions.  If  findings  were  correct  and
inductions  wrongwhen  applied  to  patient  in  clinic  it  has  met  with
failure from beginning of time with that system until today.
Investigate Chiropractic clinical findings. Dissectionif our Clinical
nerve  tracing  findings  are  true  we  have  found  a  new  and  distinct
nervous system not given, described or taught  as  anatomy.  Chemistry
is  of  no  value,  because  clinical  findings  find  it  unnecessary  and,  in
clinical deductions, find it dangerous, hence use neither prescriptions,
potions,  drugs,  pills  nor  anything  of  like  character  that  stimulates  or
inhibits.
If  our  position  is  correct  clinically,  bacteriology  is  wrong  as  to
inductions, not as to findings; pathology as a finding, is true, but as a
necessity  to  get  patient  well,  is  fallacious;  physiology,  as  taught,  is
wrong  because  based  on  99  per  cent  anatomy  and  1  per  cent  activity
superinduced  by  a  combination  of  physics  and  chemistry,  so  life  is
denied  according  to  percentage;  diagnosis  on  gross  cases  is  50  per
cent  wrong  and  as  high  as  80  per  cent  on  types,  as  deduced  by  their
clinical  findings  and  deductions  and  verified  by  the  laboratorical
findings and inductions. It is too far wrong for you and me to consider
as bearing any scientific phase. This percentage is based upon Author
Cabot,  Americas  greatest  diagnostician.  As  to  toxicology,  if  our
clinical position
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be  correct,  its  teachings  are  wrong.  If  you  swallow  acid,  take  its
antidote.  If  clinical  analysis  be  considered,  it  is  immaterial  that
urinalysis  be  taken.  What  does  it  matter  materially  what  is  externally
found?
Study clinical deductions by contrast. Who is there so inconsistent as
to  say  that  people  are  not  LIVING  units?  According  to  physiological
laboratorical induction there is no individual spiritually alive, because
physiology accords no soul to you and me. Common-sense restrains us
to deny that induction. Clinical deduction in brief isall anatomy has
Innate  lifespiritual  life  works  thru  us  in  form  of  cycles.  Cycles
possess power of intelligence which has a common-God-source.
According to clinical deductions, anatomy can be disarrangedthat
disarranged  anatomy  can  be  palpated.  Palpation  of  this  discloses
existence  of  vertebral  subluxation.  A  vertebral  subluxation,  we
maintain clinically, interferes with flow of intellectual life as formerly
elucidated and cycles, intelligence and even God in its expression thru
us are made manifest in the disorganized effects for which laboratory
was  given  birth.  We  maintain  clinically,  that  these  four  steps,  (in
reality  one),  when  interfered  with,  make  for  a  minus  or  plus  quantity
of  function,  necessitating  study  of  equations  which  prove  that  effects
can be distant from where cause exists. Cause, when found, introduces
its  adjustment  which  when  given  and  changed  effect  is  watched,  we
clinically  note  that  there  is  Intellectual  Adaptation  taking  place.  All
these  are  clinical  deductionsthings  that  you  have  a  common
privilege  with  me  to  watch  taking  place  today  and  tomorrow  in  our
work.  None  of  these  could  be  proven  in  a  laboratory,  because  you
have not the patient to consider. Think what that means as a contrast.
Toxicology  is  study  of  poisons  and  their  antidotes.  If  stomach  is
normal, clinically, it would reject poison coming into it. If stomach is
not  normal,  then  poison  enters.  Being  nonresistant  it  is  absorbed  and
carried  thruout  body.  Thing  to  do,  clinically,  is,  by  adjustment,  get
stomach to normal tonus rejecting that which is poisonous.
Cause  when  perverted  induces  change  as  in  disease.  Cause  when
adjusted induces change as in ease. Clinical observation alone  proves
transformation from normal to abnormal and
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disease to ease; as they come in proper form, character, degree and in
timeall of which brings forth retracing. This can only be deduced in
clinic.
We  maintain  further  that  anatomy  is  builded  in  transverse  sections.
Consider anatomy with its completed system of sections and man is a
meric system.
Watch  our  next  thot  because  it  will  be  carried  thru  all  clinical
deductions.  It  is  a  fundamentalin  which  the  clinic  bears  us  out
unite  intelligence  existing  in  human  brain  with  demonstrated  clinical
fact  of  Intellectual  Adaptation  occurring  in  tissue  pathological  cell,
and, when together, it will deny following laboratorical inductions and
findings.
1st, reflex action; 2nd, sympathetic nervous system as a system of
sympathy  (Dont  understand  me  to  say  that  there  are  not  these
nerves. We are denying sympathy. We would not deny a hose but if
it  was  beer  that  went  thru  not  waterwe  would  deny  that  it  was
water);  3rd,  physiological  induction  of  cellular  division,
karyokinesis; 4th, materia medica;  5th,  therapeutics;  6th,  pathological
surgery; 7th, bacteriology as cause of disease; 8th, value of diagnosis;
9th, all anatomy  as  true;  10th,  principle  of  antidotal  toxicology;  11th,
Wallerian degeneration.
Acknowledging  power  of  Intelligence  in  tissue  cell  it  brings  forth,
clinically  speaking,  what  you  and  we  in  common  can  observe
Analysis,  Chiropractic  Orthopedy,  Nerve  TracingSerous
CirculationResponsive  ActionDirect  Nerve  SystemCellular
ExpansionRetracingRejection  of  Poisons,  Palmer  depletion  and
repletion, etc.
Clinical  findings  and  deductions  do  not  change  yearly,  monthly  or
daily.  They  are  fixed  because  realtrue.  We  are  not  studying  things
indirect  and  saying  what  we  hope  the  direct  will  be.  We  study  the
direct and say what the direct has done and is.
Same world has been and is sick. World has same diseases it always
has  had  and  in  same  severity,  but  there  is  to  be  a  change  because
clinical  deductions  are  now  utilized  in  preference  to  laboratorical
inductions. When we apply clinical findings and deductions to patient,
we have SUCCESS. World of future is to be better.
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It  is  occasionally  heard  that  we  are  not  in  a  position  to  reach
scientific  clinical  deductions  because  those  most  interested  are  not
medical  men,  hence  have  no  training  with  which  to  observe  and  are
without  experience.  In  refutation  of  this  on  May  1st,  1909,  The  P.  S.
C. began a tabulation of its cases that entered upon  clinics  only.  This
period shows 9,200 cases listed. This is so many people with all types
of  diseases,  from  head  to  toe,  acute  to  chronic,  infectious  and
contagious, to those not so considered, all  nationalities  and  colors
separate  clinics  being  maintained  for  several  of  these  as  is  obvious
from their nature. This quantity is equaled by few places in the world,
therefore sufficient to undo what effect such statements have made.
Statistics  show  that  75  per  cent  were  chronics,  coming  after  other
professions have given them up as hopeless or incurablemany even
to saying they could not live.
As a matter of record, statistics show that average stay was 4 months
or  120  days,  not  allowing  for  holidays  or  vacations.  Longest  stay  is
one case of 18 months period and others to one or two adjustments in
acute  subluxations.  85  per  cent  have  been  dismissed  wella  record
upon  which  we  prove  accuracy  of  deductions  made  in  this  paper.  15
per  cent  left  before  we  had  proper  opportunity  to  make  calculations
therefore dont know what might have been shown.
We  have  made  bold  statements  against  laboratorical  findings  and
conclusions  in  favor  of  clinical  findings  and  conclusions.  We  are  not
making them unguardedly when we say that laboratorical findings and
conclusions are not consistent, reasonable or successful when applied
to  patient.  We  are  making  it  even  broader  when  we  say  further  that
clinical  findings  and  deductions  have  brought  forth  almost  a  new  art,
science, philosophy and nomenclature and are successful. We shall not
ask  you  to  accept  our  viewpoints  upon  negative  of  this  subject,  but
shall quote authors which show that they agree. As to positive of this,
let  our  clinic  and  its  results  speak.  We  read  first  from  La  Tribune
Medicale, A French Medical Magazine.
A REVIEW AND FORECAST OF THE TREATMENT OF TUBERCULOSIS
By Louis Renton.
During the past two years WE HAVE NOT MATERIALLY PROGRESSED in
the  treatment  of  tuberculosis.  Not  only  HAVE  THERE  BEEN  NO  NEW
DISCOVERIES, but some of the more recent forms of treatment.
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at  first  heralded  with  much  enthusiasm,  HAVE  NOW  BEEN  FOUND  OF
QUESTIONED  UTILITY.  This  statement  applies  especially  to  the  tuberculin
treatment and to the serum therapy.
The  antituberculous  serum  therapy  was  introduced  shortly  after  the
antidiphtheratic serum had proved so successful. It is based upon the principle of
passive immunization obtained by the inoculation of antibodies prepared by some
other organism but the antituberculous serums in the market DO NOT ATTAIN to
this standard. In the first place they are furnished by animals that have not become
immune to the  disease,  and,  secondly,  the  hypervaccinated  animals  are  incapable
of  dissolving  the  bacilli  present  in  their  own  organisms  but  sometimes  harbor
them  for  months  or  years  in  a  virulent  condition,  though,  inert.  Moreover,  THE
SERUMS ARE NOT PROPERLY STANDARDIZED, so the inconstancy of their
action makes it difficult to determine in what cases to use them. On the whole they
seem  to  have  given  the  best  results  in  the  acute  forms,  and  in  the  acute
exacerbations of chronic forms. NOT MUCH IS TO BE HOPED from the serum
therapy in its present status.
SCIENTIFICALLY  THE  ACTION  OF  TUBERCULIN  IS  VERY  INEXACT
AND IT HAS REALLY NEVER BEEN POSSIBLE TO IMMUNIZE AGAINST
DISEASE. Moreover, the local and general reactions which they set up RENDER
THEIR  ACTION  UNCERTAIN.  A  favorable  effect  can  only  be  produced  when
the  organism  is  possessed  of  A  CERTAIN  AMOUNT  OF  RESISTANCE,  to  the
invading  bacilli,  and  tuberculin  is  therefore  contradicted  in  the  graver  acute
lesions.
Lately a number  of  writers  have  united  IN  DISCREDITING  the  usefulness  of
tuberculin. Dluski has collected important statistics showing that its effects are not
in  any  way  superior  to  those  obtained  by  the  dietetic  and  hygienic  treatment.
Bernard  and  Halbron  CONSIDER  IT  A  DANGEROUS  MODE  OF
TREATMENT,  AS  IT  IS  IMPOSSIBLE  TO  GAUGE  ITS  EFFECTS,  especially
AS IT HAS NO CURATIVE ACTION in the absolute sense of the word. Jousset
has  never  observed  either  arrest  or  prevention  of  the  tuberculous  process
following its use, and finally Schroder states that while it favors the production of
fibrous  tissue  in  the  tuberculous  focus,  no  appreciable  gain  in  the  length  of  life
has been noted.
Serum  therapy  and  tuberculin  treatment  may  then  be  regarded  as  steps  of
progress,  methods  promoting  cure,  BUT  IN  NO  WAY  AS  SPECIFICS.  At  the
present time the treatment of tuberculosis is still based upon the tripod, fresh air,
rest  and  diet.  The  most  useful  adjuvants  are  remineralization,  recalcification,
heliumtherapy, opotherapy, etc.
IF  WE  COULD  ONLY  UNDERSTAND  the  mechanism  of  the  spontaneous
cure,  it  would  be  a  great  step  toward  the  solution  of  the  scientific  treatment  of
tuberculosis.
Other investigators contend that it is only in chemiotherapy that the solution is
to  be  found.  We  have  already  tested,  AND  WITHOUT  RESULT,  a  series  of
substances, from the irrepressible arsenic to the various calcium salts, employed in
Robins method of remineralization and Ferriers recalci-
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fication; also radium salts have been used. Robins and Ferriers methods as well
as  the  radium  salts  have  a  beneficial  action  on  the  tuberculous  tissue  and  on  the
system in general BUT DO NOT IN ANY WAY AFFECT THE BACILLI, neither
in culture nor in test animals.
Probably  the  study  of  the  ferments  and  of  physiological  chemistry  OFFERS
MORE THAN ANY PREVIOUS LINE of study.
Several  therapeutic  possibilities  arise  from  this  knowledge.  It  is,  for  instance,
POSSIBLE  that  by  attempting  to  digest  WAX  the  lipase  in  the  digestive  glands
and  their  juices  WOULD  BECOME  powerful  enough  to  cope  with  the  waxy
envelope  of  the  bacilli;  or  by  introducing  wax  antigen  into  the  animal  organism
wax antibodies may form.
Fiessinger  has  given  weekly  injections  of  wax  in  oil  to  guinea  pigs.  In
collaboration  with  Richet  the  author  HAS  ALSO  ENDEAVORED  to  immunize
animals  by  injections  of  wax,  BUT  WITHOUT  RESULT  so  far.  We  have  given
wax  by  mouth  to  patients  IN  THE  HOPE  of  augmenting  their  lipasic  power,  but
IT  IS  YET  TOO  EARLY  to  judge  of  the  result,  and  ATTEMPTS  to  obtain  a
modification of the bacilli by growing them on waxy media have been fruitless.
It  would  PERHAPS  be  necessary  to  utilize  the  envelope  of  the  Koch  bacillus
itself to obtain immunization.
Lately  Linden  and  Meissen  have  reported  90  per  cent  cures  in  experiment
animal  with  Finklers  remedy.  This  is  composed  of  a  mixture  of  aniline  dyes  in
combination  with  iodine  and  a  copper  salt.  In  man  pulmonary  tuberculosis  and
lupus  especially  showed  great  improvement  and  many  cures.  SUCK
STATEMENTS, HOWEVER, NEED VERIFICATION.
I  repeat  that  until  we  have  discovered  A  TRUE  SCIENTIFIC  METHOD  OF
TREATMENT  it  is  difficult  to  judge  of  the  value  of  any  given  treatment  on
account  of  the  normal  coefficient  of  improvement,  that  is  to  say,  every  new
mode  of  treatment,  provided  it  be  harmless,  always  gives  satisfactory  results  AT
LEAST  IN  THE  BEGINNING,  ON  ACCOUNT  OF  THE  PSYCHIC  EFFECT.
We can only speak of a remedy as antituberculous after its value has been proven
by experiments.
A REVIEW OF THE RECENT WORK OF THE PANCREAS IN RELATION
TO DIABETES.
The  first  suggestion  that  the  pancreas  constitutes  an  important  factor  in  the
pathogenesis  of  diabetes  came  from  Lancereaux,  who,  however,  FAILED  to
support  his  theory.  It  was  only  after  Mering  and  Minkowski  demonstrated  that
extirpation of the pancreas in animals was followed by symptoms of a grave form
of  diabetes,  that  investigators  accepted  Lancereauxs  theory  and  continued
experiments along this line. Dissenting views were, however, held by many, along
this  line,  as  for  instance  Ainsi,  Sunner  and  Ture,  who  showed  that  no  glycosuria
DEVELOPED  IN  26  DOGS  OF  63  IN  WHICH  THE  PANCREAS  HAD  BEEN
REMOVED.
Pfluger  concluded  from  these  results  that  pancreatic  diabetes  is  caused  by
lesions of the nerves going from the duodenum to the pancreas, and
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that these nerves PROBABLY regulate the secretion of an antidiabetic ferment. In
other words, he THINKS that diabetes is of nervous origin.
Pfluger HAS NOT been able to produce the same condition in larger animals,
like the dog.
Tiberti  and  Simaroni  have  removed  the  duodenum  and  the  whole  intestinal
tract  in  both  dogs  and  lower  animals  without  diabetes  developed.  These
experiments, they maintain, disprove Pflugers theory of the nerve impulses from
the  duodenum  to  the  pancreas.  This  gains  further  support  by  the  experiments  of
Minkowski,  who  found  that  removal  of  the  duodenum  does  not  cause  diabetes,
provided the pancreas remains uninjured in the operation, or that pancreatic tissue
be transplanted subcutaneously.
It  has  been  shown  that  subcutaneous  transplantation  of  pancreatic  tissue
prevents  the  development  of  diabetes  and  that  the  disease  becomes  manifest
immediately if the transplanted tissue is again removed.
A number of theories have been advanced to explain these phenomena.
SURGICAL TREATMENT OF EXOPHTHALMIC GOITER:
SOME INTERNISTS VIEWS AND SURGICAL
EXPERIENCE.
By Martin B. Tinker, B.S., M.D., Ithaca, N. Y.
Over  fifteen  years  ago  a  medical  man,  and  not  a  surgeon,  R.  J.  Mobius,  of
Liepzig, presented some of the strongest arguments yet advanced  for  the  surgical
treatment  of  goiter  Writing  in  1896  he  presented  evidence  to  show  that
exophthalmic  goiter  produces  a  general  systematic  poisoning,  which  would
explain  all  the  manifestations  of  the  disease;  that  cure  under  the  usual  medical
measures  is  extremely  doubtful;  in  nearly  all  cases  improvement  is  only
temporary, and that recurrence with advance of the disease is the rule; that partial
excision of the thyroid removes the source of the poisoning and reduces secretion
to  a  relatively  harmless  amount,  and  that  there  can  be  no  question  of  the
completeness and permanency of surgical cure.
Osler, writing in the same year, prefaced his recommendations as to  treatment
by  the  statement  that  medical  methods  are  extremely  uncertain,  and  gave  the
results  of  operative  treatment  as  known  at  that  time.  Although  surgical  treatment
was  suggested  by  these  distinguished  internists  as  long  as  fifteen  years  ago,  very
little  had  been  done  with  the  operative  treatment  of  exophthalmic  goiter  in  this
country until five years ago. The first considerable series of operations undertaken
in  this  country  were  then  being  performed.  In  the  1906  edition  of  Osler  we  find
the  following:  After  three  months  careful  treatment,  if  the  patient  is  not  better,
the  question  should  be  considered  of  surgical  treatment.  Removal  of  part  of  the
thyroid gland offers the best hope of permanent cure.
Oslers advice that surgical treatment should be recommended if the patient is
not better after three months, careful medical treatment, if it
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were  generally  followed,  would  save  many  lives  and  restore  to  efficiency  many
others  who  do  not  die.  All  who  have  seen  the  condition  of  many  of  these
neglected cases will agree with Oslers further statement that much valuable time
is lost in trying  various  remedies.  Sometimes  this  is  the  fault  of  the  patient  who
refuses  to  accept  the  advice  of  a  competent  physician.  Quite  as  frequently  the
physician is at fault. Remedy after remedy is tried for a period of months or years.
Usually  the  patient  gets  discouraged  FROM  FAILURE  TO  GET  ADEQUATE
RELIEF and changes doctors many times,  but  each  new  physician  as  he  sees  the
case for the first time  HAS  SOME  NEW  MEDICAL  FAD  to  try  and  so  the  case
goes on for years until the favorable time for operative treatment has passed.
QUININE SULPHATE IN THE TREATMENT OF BASEDOWS DISEASE.
This remedy was first employed in goitre by Lancereaux and Paulesco (Journ.
de med. et chir. prat., 1912), and after having given improvement in several cases
BUT  CURES  IN  NONE,  IT  HAS  BEEN  ABANDONED  BY  MOST
THERAPEUTISTS. Sermensan gave it in very small doses daily for four  months
to a woman who had tried various treatments without relief. When small doses are
not effective the drug may be pushed to its physiological limit.
Taken  together,  these  symptoms  make  up  a  picture  with  which  we  are  all
familiar. THE DISORDER IS NOT A FUNCTIONAL ONE. I CONFESS THAT I
HAVE  ALL  A  SURGEONS  SKEPTICISM  WITH  REGARD  TO
FUNCTIONAL  DISORDERS.  I  DO  NOT  THINK  IT  RIGHT  TO  CALL  A
DISORDER  A  FUNCTIONAL  ONE  BECAUSE  WE  DO  NOT  HAPPEN  TO
KNOW  THE  ORGANIC  LESION  THAT  CAUSES  IT.  IT  IS  NOT
CONSISTENT  WITH  SCIENTIFIC  WORK  TO  ASSUME  THAT  A  THING
DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE IT HAS NOT YET BEEN SEEN.
Some  authors  indeed  have  been  so  ingenious  as  to  be  able  to  diagnose  the
position of an ulcer in the stomach by the time at which the pain began. I do not
know  if  they  do  so  still,  but  I  expect  they  do,  FOR  IF  A  POSITIVE
STATEMENT,  RIGHT  OR  WRONG,  ONCE  GETS  PRINTED  IN  A  BOOK  IT
APPARENTLY BECOMES IMMORTAL.
HYPERCHLORHYDRIA.The third symptom which I should like to discuss
because  of  the  frequency  of  its  presence  in  cases  of  supposed  ulcer  of  the
duodenum  is  what  is  known  as  hyperchlorhydria.  I  am  not  quite  sure  that  I
understand all that is implied by this word, or that physicians who make use of the
word  are  agreed  among  themselves  as  to  its  exact  significance.  Etymologically  I
have no doubt, from the high authorities that use it, it is quite correct, and there is
no doubt that any layman who is told that he is suffering from a complaint WITH
SUCH A NAME MUST BE DULY IMPRESSED THEREBY. BUT I CAN NOT
FREE  MYSELF  FROM  THE  UNEASY  SUSPICION  THAT  THIS  IS  ONE  OF
THOSE  LONG  AND  IMPRESSIVE  WORDS  THAT  ARE  COINED  FROM
TIME  TO  TIME,  IF  NOT  FOR  THE  ACTUAL  PURPOSE  OF  CONCEALING
WHAT  WE  DO  NOT  KNOW,  AT  ANY  RATE  POSSESSING  THAT  EFFECT.
IT DOES
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NOT  MATTER  SO  VERY  MUCH,  PERHAPS,  IF  IT  ONLY  HIDES  OUR
IGNORANCE  FROM  OUR  PATIENTS.  THE  DAYS  OF  THE  EARLY
VICTORIAN  PHYSICIAN  HAVE  NOT  GONE  BY  YET,  AND  FAITH,  OR
WHAT  WE  TERM  SUGGESTION,  STILL  PLAYS  A  GREAT  PART  IN
TREATMENT.  BUT  IT  DOES  MATTER  A  VERY  GREAT  DEAL  IF  IT
CONCEALS  OUR  IGNORANCE  FROM  OURSELVES,  AND  OF  THAT  I  AM
AFRAID THERE IS SOME DANGER.
As  preposterous  as  it  seems  a  book  purporting  to  reasonably  teach
LIFE,  denies  its  existence.  Even  a  child  concedes  this,  but  it  takes
scientists to scientifically deny this simple premise. For fear you might
think  we  are  far-stretching  facts,  we  quote  entire  that  portion  of
Preface. Let us not overlook that, in a Preface,  an  author  presents  his
foundation  or  working  plan,  the  outline  upon  which  his  book  is
written.  This  quotation  is  from  Kirkes  Physiology  21st  Edition  and
his been deduced in laboratory.
But  PHYSIOLOGY  is  not  only  intimately  related  in  this  way  to  its  sister
science, ANATOMY, but sciences of CHEMISTRY AND PHYSICS must also be
considered.  Indeed,  PHYSIOLOGY  HAS  BEEN  SOMETIMES  DEFINED  AS
THE APPLICATION OF THE LAWS OF CHEMISTRY AND PHYSICS to life.
That is to say, the same laws that regulate the behavior of the mineral or inorganic
world  are  also  to  be  found  operating  in  the  region  of  organic  beings.  If  we  wish
for  an  example  of  this  we  may  again  go  to  the  eye;  the  branch  of  physics  called
optics teaches us, among other things, the manner in which images of objects are
produced  by  lenses;  these  same  laws  regulate  the  formation  of  the  images  of
external  objects  upon  the  sensitive  layer  of  the  back  of  the  eye  by  the  series  of
lenses in the front of that organ. An example of the  application  of  chemical  laws
to  living  processes  is  seen  in  digestion;  the  food  contains  certain  chemical
substances which are acted on in a chemical way by the various digestive juices in
order to render them of service to the organism.
The  question  arises,  however  IS  THERE  anything  else?  Are  there  any  other
laws THAN THOSE OF PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY to be reckoned with? IS
THERE, FOR INSTANCE, SUCH A THING AS VITAL FORCE? IT MAY BE
FRANKLY  ADMITTED  THAT  PHYSIOLOGISTS  AT  PRESENT  ARE  NOT
ABLE  TO  EXPLAIN  ALL  VITAL  PHENOMENA  BY  THE  LAWS  OF  THE
PHYSICAL WORLD; BUT AS KNOWLEDGE INCREASES IT IS MORE AND
MORE  ABUNDANTLY  SHOWN  THAT  THE  SUPPOSITION  OF  ANY
SPECIAL  OR  VITAL  FORCE  IS  UNNECESSARY;  and  it  should  be  distinctly
recognized  that  when,  in  future  pages,  it  is  necessary  TO  ALLUDE  TO  VITAL
ACTION,  it  is  not  because  we  believe  in  any  specific  vital  energy,  but  merely
because  the  phrase  IS  A  CONVENIENT  ONE  for  expressing  something  THAT
WE  DO  NOT  FULLY  UNDERSTAND,  something  that  cannot  at  present  be
brought  into  line  with  the  physical  and  chemical  forces  that  operate  in  the
inorganic world.
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But  just  as  there  is  no  hard-and-fast  line  between  physiology  AND  ITS
ALLIES pathology, anatomy, physics, and chemistry, so also there is no absolute
separation between its three great divisions; physical, chemical, and so-called vital
processes have to be considered together.
Physiology is a comparatively young science. Though Harvey more than three
hundred  years  ago  laid  the  foundation  of  our  science  by  his  discovery  of  the
circulation  of  the  blood,  it  is  only  during  the  last  half  century  that  active  growth
has occurred. The reasons for this recent progress come under two headings; those
relating to observation and those relating to experiment.
The method of observation consists in accurately noting things as they occur in
nature;  IN  OTHER  WORDS,  THE  KNOWLEDGE  OF  ANATOMY  must  be
accurate  before  correct  deductions  as  to  function  are  possible  The  instrument  by
which  such  correct  observations  can  be  made  is  PAR  EXCELLENCE,  from  the
physiologists  standpoint,  THE  MICROSCOPE,  (which  never  saw  life)  and  it  is
the extended use of THE MICROSCOPE, and the knowledge of minute anatomy
resulting  from  that  use,  which  has  formed  one  of  the  greatest  stimuli  to  the
successful progress of physiology during the last sixty years.
But,  important  as  observation  is,  it  is  not  the  most  important  method;  the
METHOD  OF  EXPERIMENT  is  still  more  essential.  This  consists,  not  in  being
content with mere reasonings from structures or occurrences seen in nature, but in
producing  ARTIFICIALLY  changed  relationships  between  the  structures,  and
thus  causing  new  combinations  that  if  one  had  waited  for  NATURE  HERSELF
TO  PRODUCE  MIGHT  HAVE  BEEN  WAITED  FOR  INDEFINITELY.
Anatomy  is  important,  but  mere  anatomy  has  often  led  people  astray  when  they
have  tried  to  reason  how  an  organ  works  from  the  structure  only.  Experiment  is
much  more  important;  that  is,  ONE  TESTS  ONES  THEORIES  by  seeing
whether  the  occurrences  actually  take  place  as  one  supposes;  and  thus  the
deductions  are  confirmed  or  corrected.  IT  IS  THE  UNIVERSAL  USE  OF  THIS
METHOD  THAT  HAS  MADE  PHYSIOLOGY  WHAT  IT  IS.  Instead  of  sitting
down and trying to reason out how the living machine  works,  physiologists  have
actually  TRIED  THE  EXPERIMENT,  and  so  learnt  much  more  than  could
possibly have been gained by mere cogitation. Many experiments involve the use
of  living  animals,  but  the  discovery  of  anaesthetics,  which  renders  such
experiments painless, has got rid of any objection to experiments  on  the  score  of
pain.
Our  next  quotation  is  from  The  Internal  Secretions  and  THE
PRINCIPLES OF MEDICINE by Sajous. Subject is broad, title such
as  we  have  under  discussion,  author  the  greatest  upon  subjects  he
deigns to discuss. His two volumes are greatest of their kind, past and
present.  It  covers  four  main  divisions  of  medicine,  viz.:  Physiology,
General Pathology, General Therapeutics, Im-
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munity.  We  turn  to  HIS  Preface  and  see  what  foundation  may
contain,  thinking  he  will  open  a  clue  and  give  more  light.  Note
carefully  his  discussion  of  relative  values  between  laboratorical  and
clinical work.
The present status of Medicine precludes any apology for the  publication  of  a
work  such  as  this.  Professor  Sollmann,  a  prominent  member  of  the  Council  of
Pharmacy of the American Medical Association, wrote, only this year (1908): A
generation  ago  therapeutics  was  an  art,  promising  to  develop  into  a  science.  At
present it cannot be classed as an art, nor as a science; it can only be classed as a
confusion.  Indeed,  Oslers  public  declaration  that  of  the  action  of  drugs  we
know little though we put them into  bodies  the  action  of  which  we  know  less,
sustained by Llewellys  E.  Barkers  estimate  published  about  the  same  time,  that
drugs of unknown physiological action cannot conscientiously be set  to  act  upon
bodily tissue in disease in which we are ignorant of deviations from the  normal,
involves  the  conclusion  that  our  ignorance  applies  to  disease  as  well  as  to  thera-
peuticsIN  A  WORD,  TO  ALL  THAT  WHICH  ENDOWS  US  WITH  THE
RIGHT  TO  ACCEPT,  WITH  ANY  DEGREE  OF  SELF-RESPECT,  THE
CONFIDENCE WHICH SUFFERING HUMANITY PLACES IN US.
It is not my purpose to take issue with these FRANK expressions of opinion. In
fact,  were  I  to  do  so,  I  would  conceal  similar  conclusions  reached  nearly  twenty
years  ago,  when  as  editor  of  the  Annual  of  the  Universal  Medical  Science,  it
became  my  lot  to  collate,  with  the  valued  collaboration  of  many  associates,  the
multitude  of  data,  clinical  and  experimental,  which  were  accumulating  from  year
to year. Nor do they conflict with the prevailing estimate of the therapeutic worth
of  medicine  among  the  best-informed  medical  men  abroad.  Skodas  dictum  of
several years standing, that we can diagnose disease, describe it, and get a grasp
of  it,  but  we  dare  not  expect  by  any  means  to  cure  it,  has  drifted  along,  on  the
ripples  of  time,  until,  hardly  one  year  ago  (1907),  the  president  of  a  prominent
British  society,  Dr.  A.  H.  Brampton,  found  it  opportune  to  declare  that  if  any
daring member has introduced a subject bearing on medical treatment, it has been
with an apologetic air and humble mien, well knowing that if his remarks had any
reference to the utility of drugs in the treatment of disease they would be subjected
to  good-humored  banter,  and  received  by  those  sitting  in  the  seat  of  the  scornful
with amused incredulity.
NEVER,  when  it  came  to  tracing  a  pathological  condition,  the  effect  of  a
remedy, the nature of a symptom, or any in fact, of the many phenomena which to
us  practitioners  are  of  paramount  importance  in  diagnosis  or  therapeutics,  WAS
IT  POSSIBLE  TO  TRACE  TO  ITS  SOURCE  THE  CHAIN  OF  EVENTS
THROUGH  WHICH  A  NORMAL  FUNCTION  HAD  MORE  OR  LESS
SUDDENLY  BECOME  ABNORMAL.  Invariably  was  it  found  that  either  the
physiologists  had  failed  altogether  to  discern  the  nature  of  that  function,  or  if  an
attempt  had  been  made  by  them  to  explain  it,  that  it  was  laden  with  so  many
INCONSISTENT AND OBVIOUSLY MU-
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TUALLY  CONTRADICTORY  CONCLUSIONS  thatalthough  perhaps  quite
scientific in their eyesit was more misleading than helpful in the explanation of
the morbid condition analyzed.
The  late  Sir  Michael  Foster  also  closed  a  study  on  metabolism  in  the  last
edition of his text-book with the statement that, apparently simple process through
which  the  blood  acquires  its  oxygen  from  the  air  in  the  pulmonary  alveoli  is  at
present  unknown  to  physiologists,  their  gasometric  experiments  being,  as  stated
by  Pembrey,  very  discordant  and  inadequate  to  explain  the  absorption  of
oxygen by the lungs.
Our  first  need  to  interpret  intelligently  gastro-intestinal  infections,  is  a  clear
understanding  of  ferments.  A  most  able  physiologist,  Benjamin  Moore,  wrote
recently:  Little  is  known  regarding  the  chemical  nature  of  enzymes,  because  all
attempts  to  isolate  them  in  a  state  of  purity  have  hitherto  failed.  Another
authority,  Halliburton,  also  writes:  The  process  through  which  the  digested
food-stuffs  are  absorbed  from  the  alimentary  canal  is  quite  as  obscure.  Thus,
Howell  writes:  The  energy  that  controls  absorption  residesin  the  wall  of  the
intestine,  presumably  in  the  epithelial  cells,  and  constitutes  a  special  form  of
inhibition which is not yet understood. According to Beddard, we know nothing
of the path taken by  the  products  of  proteid  and  carbohydrate  digestion.  Howell
also  says:  The  form  in  which  proteid  is  absorbed  remains  a  mystery.  Howell
states  The  proteids  of  the  blood,  which  are  supposed  to  be  so  important  for  the
nutrition  of  the  tissues,  are  practically  indiffusible,  so  far  as  we  know.  It  is
difficulty to explain their passage from the blood through the capillary walls into
the lymph.
The  problem  of  nutrition  is  evidently  no  more  solved  by  physiologists  than
those  of  respiration  and  tissue  metabolism.  The  consequences  to  us  are  quite  as
deplorable.
The  third  great  question  IS  THE  MANNER  IN  WHICH  FUNCTION  IS
INCITED  IN  AN  ORGAN.  As  shown  by  Claude  Bernard,  over  fifty  years  ago,
this is due to dilation of the arteries of that organ; more blood passing through it,
it  functionates.  Notwithstanding  considerable  work  done  upon  the  problem  ever
since,  THE  MANNER  IN  WHICH  THIS  FUNCTION  IS  CARRIED  OUT  IS
QUITE  UNKNOWN.  Naturally,  to  admit  more  blood  into  an  organ,  the  nutrient
arteries  must  be  dilated.  Now,  in  his  summary  of  vasomotor  actions,  Foster,  for
instance, says, referring to the presence of dilator nerves in muscles: There is no
adequate evidence that these vasodilator fibers serve as channels for tonic dilating
impulses or influences. While Landois, in the last edition of his text-book, holds
that  although  a  center  for  vasodilator  or  vessel-relaxing  nerves  has  not  yet  been
demonstrated,  the  existence  of  such  a  center  in  the  medulla  may  nevertheless  be
suspected. J. G. Curtis states that it is not known whether a vasodilator center is
present in the bulb. The actual state of the question is aptly summarized by H. C.
Chapman, when he says: Though numerous explanations have been offered of the
manner in which the vasodilator nerves act, it must be admitted that none of them
are  satisfactory,  and  that  it  is  not  yet  understood  how  this  stimulation  causes
dilation of the blood vessels.
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Now,  the  bearing  of  this  physiological  process  upon  pathogenesis  and
therapeutics  may  be  said  to  be  limited  only  by  the  total  number  of  diseases  to
which  the  human  frame  is  exposed,  since  all  disorders  are  functional  or  organic,
and  all  organic  diseases  impair  function  at  a  given  time.  A  possible  exception
suggests itself, namely, the nervous system. But here, again, the deus ex machina
of  the  function  as  a  whole,  THE  NERVE  IMPULSE,  HAS  REMAINED
HIDDEN.  As  Landois  says,  THE  NATURE  OF  THE  PHYSIOLOGICAL
NERVE-STIMULUS  IN  THE  NORMAL  BODY  IS  NOT  KNOWN.  This
accounts  for  the  prevailing  discouragement  among  the  devotees  of  a  great
specialty, neurology, as expressed in the recent statement of a very diligent worker
in  that  line,  Joseph  Collins,  that  we  know  very  little  more  concerning  the
etiology,  pathogenesis,  AND  THE  CLINICAL  DISPLAY  of  the  majority  of
nervous diseases, organic and functional, than we did twenty years ago.
A  great  physiologist,  Professor  Pawlaw,  of  St.  Petersburg,  wrote  a  few  years
ago,  stating  that  physicians  had  pointed  out  the  existence  of  gastric  secretory
nervesa  question  which,  I  may  add,  has  been  greatly  elucidated,  thanks  to  his
own  labors:  Physiologists,  on  the  other  hand,  had  fruitlessly  endeavored  for
decades to arrive at definite results upon this question. This is a striking, but by no
means  isolated,  instance  where  the  physician  gives  a  more  certain  verdict
concerning physiological processes than the physiologist himself; nor is it indeed
strange.  THE  WORLD  OF  PATHOLOGICAL  PHENOMENA  IS  NOTHING
BUT  AN  ENDLESS  SERIES  OF  THE  MOST  DIFFERENT  AND  UNUSUAL
COMBINATIONS  OF  PHYSIOLOGICAL  OCCURRENCES  WHICH  NEVER
MAKE  THEIR  APPEARANCE  IN  THE  NORMAL  COURSE  OF  LIFE.  It  is  a
series  of  physiological  experiments  which  Nature  and  life  institute,  often  with
such  an  interlinking  of  events  as  could  never  enter  into  the  mind  of  the  present-
day  physiologist,  and  which  could  scarcely  be  called  into  existence  by  means  of
the  technical  resources  at  our  command.  CLINICAL  OBSERVATION  WILL
CONSEQUENTLY ALWAYS REMAIN A RICH MINE OF PHYSIOLOGICAL
FACTS.  There  are  precedents,  therefore,  upon  which  legitimate  belief  may  be
based that the conclusions I have reached are sound.
Apropos  of  the  general  text  of  this  article,  following  is  an  extract
taken  from  Journal  of  The  American  Medical  Assn.,  under  date  of
March  29,  1913,  from  article  of  Medical  Education  and  Hospitals,
by Arthur D. Bevan, M.D.
The  development  of  the  science  of  medicine  came  with  the  birth  of  modern
pathology  and  bacteriology  and  with  rapid  advances  in  anatomy,  especially  in
histology  and  embryology,  and  in  physiology  and  in  the  effort,  just  begun,  to
make  a  modern  scientific  pharmacology.  These  so-called  laboratory  branches  of
medicine have made great strides in the last thirty years. The development of these
sciences  has  made  the  science  of  medicine  possible.  Acknowledging  fully  the
great debt medicine owes
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to  these  laboratory  branches  and  without  seeking  to  belittle  them  in  any  way,  I
desire  to  claim  the  highest  place  for  clinical  medicine  itself,  the  science  which
utilizes  the  sciences  of  anatomy,  physiology,  pathology,  bacteriology,
pharmacology,  chemistry,  physicsin  fact,  all  knowledgein  the  effort  to  seek
the  cause  of  disease,  to  prevent  disease,  to  cure  disease,  and  to  relieve  the
individual  of  suffering  and  deformity.  I  have  sometimes  heard  my  laboratory
friends  say  that  the  only  purely  scientific  side  of  medicine  is  the  laboratory  side,
the research side, and once one of them said to me: What have the clinicians done
to compare with the cure of diphtheria by antitoxin?
What  have  the  clinicians  done?  Take  but  a  hurried  glance  at  medical  history
and you will find that the clinicians discovered vaccination, introduced anesthesia,
and  discovered  antiseptic  and  aseptic  surgery;  a  clinician,  Ogston,  even
discovered  the  pus  microbe;  the  clinicians  have  saved  thousands  of  lives  by  a
clinical  study  of  the  cause  and  cure  of  appendicitis,  a  work  in  which  your  own
Reginald  Fitz  took  a  leading  part.  More  lives  are  saved  by  modern  surgery  each
year in appendix lesions alone than are saved by all the specifics so far discovered
by  the  laboratory  workers,  including  those  for  diphtheria,  cerebro-spinal
meningitis, and hydrophobia. Think of the thousands of lives that have been saved
by  the  clinician  through  modern  aseptic  surgery  each  year!  As  a  clinical  triumph
which  compares  favorably  with  the  introduction  of  antitoxin  in  diphtheria,  cere-
bro-spinal  meningitis,  and  hydrophobia.  Take  the  saving  of  90  per  cent  of  our
cases  of  general  peritonitis  early  operated  on  as  compared  with  the  former
mortality of over 90 per cent; consider the splendid piece of clinical research work
of  Kocher  in  the  surgery  of  the  thyroid  gland  for  which  he  received  the  Nobel
prize; the modern kidney work controlled by the X-ray and other scientific means
of  diagnosis;  the  modern  bone  work  made  possible  by  the  X-ray  and  aseptic
surgery; and the stomach work, gall-bladder work, prostate work, etc.; and in the
specialities  think  of  the  magnificent  work  that  has  been  done  in  neurology,
pediatrics,  eye,  ear,  nose  and  throat,  dermatology,  orthopedics,  in  fact  in  every
department of clinical medicine.
I  do  not  wish  to  make  any  unkind  comparisons  or  to  detract  in  any  way  from
the splendid achievements of our laboratory colleagues. I do want, however, at the
beginning of this discussion to insist that the patient, the living, human being with
his diseases, is the unit about which the science of medicine is built; that the study
of  this  living,  human  being  is  just  as  scientific  as  the  study  of  a  rabbit  or  a
guinea-pig or a test-tube full of pathogenic germs; that the hospital and dispensary
can  and  should  be  as  scientifically  conducted  as  the  teaching  laboratory;  that
clinical  research  is  as  scientific  as  laboratory  research;  that  the  highest  type,  the
ultimate  object  of  all  medical  research  is  clinical  research  in  which  the  effort  is
made to discover the cause and cure of disease. I must insist also that the scheme
of medical education must be directed by the medical man, the clinician, assisted
by,  but  not  controlled  by,  his  colleagues  in  anatomy,  physiology,  pathology  and
pharmacology.
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Following quotation is from Medical Brief(December, 1911.)
RELATION OF THE LABORATORY TO MEDICINE.
A most interesting and instructive address was delivered at the recent thirtieth
annual meeting of the Ontario Medical Association by Professor Norman Mac L.
Harris on this subject, full of pregnant suggestions and SIGNIFICANT TRUTHS.
Incidentally Professor Harris pointed out, what is so frequently overlooked by the
teachers,  and  even  the  workers  in  medicine,  the  enormous  debt  incurred  by
medicine  to  the  other  departments  of  natural  scienceto  chemistry,  physics  and
biology,  and  even  to  that  least  natural  and  most  arbitrary  of  all  sciences,
mathematics. BUT THE BULK OF HIS REMARKS WAS ADDRESSED TO AN
ATTEMPT  AT  DEFINING  AND  DETERMINING  THE  EXACT  ROLE  THAT
THE  LABORATORY  PLAYS  IN  THE  PRACTICAL  ASPECT  OF  MODERN
MEDICINE.
The speaker  enumerated  four  prime  functions  fulfilled  by  the  laboratory  in  its
relation to medicine, namely, the inductive method of the impartation of problems
in  hand,  and  the  opportunity  for  research  and  experiment.  He  believes  that  the
didactic lecture in the course of the medical student, so far from playing the entire
role as the imparter of knowledge, has in these modern days assumed the humble
duties of handmaid to the laboratory course; and he commends it as fostering the
spirit  of  research  and  perhaps  even  gaining  some  recruits  for  the  task  of  serious
investigation He points out that the methods employed in laboratory work tend to
cultivate in the student habits of accuracy, carefulness and thoroughness which are
destined  to  last  him  throughout  his  career,  whether  as  a  physician  or  as  an
investigator. He emphasized the importance of an application of all that is known
in the realm of  exact  science  to  the  problem  of  medicine  for  this  practical  use  of
the  laboratory.  And  finally  he  declares  that  the  laboratory  more  than  justifies  its
existence  in  constituting  the  great  testing  place  of  ideas  and  theories,  whether
coming from within its own walls or from those outside.
With  these  characterizations  of  the  laboratory  we,  in  the  main,  must  cordially
agree,  nor  would  we  be  supposed  to  offer  the  least  criticism  either  of  Professor
Harris  subject-matter  or  of  his  way  of  presenting  it.  WE  DO,  HOWEVER,
DESIRE  TO  POINT  OUT  THAT  THE  VERY  ATTRIBUTES  OF  THE
LABORATORY  WHICH  HE  SPECIFICALLY  COMMENDS  (AND  WHICH
WE  COMMEND  TOO)  HAVE  EACH  OF  THEM  AN  EQUALLY  SPECIFIC
AND  EMPHATIC  DANGER.  The  cultivation  of  the  inductive  method  of
imparting  knowledge,  if  carried  to  excess,  DESTROYS  THE  POWER  OF
IMAGINATION  WITHOUT  WHICH  ALL  KNOWLEDGE  IS  BARREN  AND
VALUELESS. The cultivation of the powers of observation, to the EXCLUSION
OF  THE  FACULTIES  OF  LOGICAL  ANALYSIS  LEADS  TO  A  SLAVISH
DEPENDENCE  UPON  THE  BONDAGE  OF  SHEER  FACTS  AS  THOUGH
FACTS  OF  THEMSELVES  REPRESENTED  THE  TRUTH.  THE  RIGID
APPLICATION  OF  THE  LAWS  OF  SCIENCE  TO  PROBLEMS  IN  HAND,  IF
PRESSED  TO  EXTREMES,  SHUTS  OUT  OF  CONSIDERATION  THE
UNKNOWN  FACTOR  WHICH  ENTERS  INTO  EVERY  PROBLEM  OF
MEDICINE.
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And the spirit of research and investigation, excellent as it is in its proper place, is
A  DANGEROUS  THING  IN  SMALL  QUANTITIES  BEING  JUST  ENOUGH
TO  DISTURB  A  PRACTICAL  MIND  AND  NOT  ENOUGH  TO  MAKE  A
GOOD INVESTIGATOR.
The  whole  situation  may  be  summed  up  in  the  comprehensive  statement  that
the  laboratory  represents  the  indictive  inductive  viewpoint  of  medicine.  Now  the
inductive method, in any department of knowledge and work, is a most useful and
valuable  phase,  if  one  bears  constantly  in  mind  its  limitations  and  dangers.  BUT
INDUCTION  HAS  NEVER  CREATED  A  SINGLE  IDEA  WORTH
MENTIONING.  IT  IS  NOT  IN  THE  NATURE  OF  INDUCTION  TO  BE
CREATIVE.  ALL  CREATIVE  MOVEMENTS  HAVE  BEEN  DEDUCTIVE  IN
THEIR  ORIGIN.  THE  CREATORS  IN  SCIENCE  BIG  AND  LITTLE,  HAVE
ALWAYS  BEEN  THE  MEN  WHO  HAVING  MARSHALLED  AND
CLASSIFIED  THEIR  FACTS?  HAVE  SAID  THESE  FACTS  DO  NOT
ACCOUNT  FOR  THE  SITUATIONTHERE  IS  SOMETHING  BEYOND
THEM TO WHICH THEY ARE MERE  CONTRIBUTORS  OR  FROM  WHICH
THEY SPRINT.
The inductive aspect of things is, after all, a barren aspect. INDUCTION IS, IN
THE END, MERELY A CHECK UPON DEDUCTION.
Thus regarded, we heartily endorse all that Professor Harris, and others before
him,  have  concerning  the  value  of  the  laboratory  in  medicine.  Our  readers  know
that  we  have  consistently  and  persistently  advocated  the  utilization  of  the
laboratory and its methods, both in and out of school. But we feel constrained to
point out, as a certain great mathematician did of mathematics, that you can get no
more out of the laboratory than you put into it.
THE DOCTOR HIMSELF.
MATERIAL INSTEAD OF SICK PEOPLE.
We  hear  a  new  word  in  the  mouths  of  so-called  up-to-date  doctors.  It  is
material. They do not speak of patients any more. They talk about material. IN
OTHER  WORDS,  THEY  HAVE  FORGOTTEN  WHY  PEOPLE  CONSULT
THEM.  They  are  looking  at  the  patient  through  a  lens  which  sees  only
interesting cases.
THEY  HAVE  FORGOTTEN  THE  HUMAN  SIDE  OF  THE  PRACTICE  OF
MEDICINE.  They  have  gone  mad  on  latter-day  science  and  view  with  scorn  the
old-fashioned doctor who tried to sympathize with his patient, who views him as
a  sick  man  who  needs  not  only  an  examination  and  the  proper  medicine,  but  a
little human sympathy and consolation as well.
This  attitude  is  often  engendered  by  a  too  long  residence  in  a  hospital  by
medical  men  who  can  not  stand  the  grind  and  hurry  of  such  work.  THEY
BECOME AUTOMATONS AND LOOK UPON EVERY CASE THAT COMES
TO  THEM  AS  SO  MUCH  MATERIAL  TO  BE  GONE  OVER,  TO  BE
SCRUTINIZED AND OFTEN TO BE EVEN DEPRIVED
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OF  MEDICINE  WHILE  AWAITING  THE  ONCOMING  OF  INTERESTING,
SYMPTOMS.
This frame of mind is only too  quickly  seen  by  the  sick  man  and  his  relatives
and  friends  and  IS  SIMPLY  ANOTHER  REASON  WHY  THE  PUBLIC  IS
LOSING CONFIDENCE IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION AND IS SEEKING
RELIEF  AND  CONSOLATION  IN  THE  MANY  CULTS  AND  FAITH  CURES
THAT ARE SPRINGING UP ABOUT US.
They  are  losing  ground  on  account  of  this  pernicious  attitude.  They  are
committing a grave error not only in so allowing themselves to assume this COLD
BLOODED  POSITION,  but  of  encouraging  the  young  men  in  medicine  in  the
same way.
The  medical  student  apes  the  ways  of  his  teachers,  and  we  must  confess  that
many  teachers  of  medicine  have  become  such  material  doctors.  Let  us  have  a
little  more  humanity  and  let  it  be  so  mixed  with  our  scientific  impulses  that  the
sick  may  not  have  occasion  to  look  upon  his  doctor  as  a  scientific  observer,  but
rather as a friend and helper.
The  day  will  be  a  gloomy  one  for  the  profession  of  medicine  when  they  have
all  become  materialized  as  so  many  have  already  become.  Throw  off  this  bad
influence  and  get  back  to  the  good  old  days  when  the  doctor  was  the  counselor,
the  medical  attendant,  the  father-confessor  and  the  prop  and  support  of  his
clientele.
Well people may be interested and eager to hear all about scientific medicine,
but  when  they  become  sick  they  want  no  more  talk  on  science,  on  material,  or
interesting cases; BUT THEY WANT RELIEF.  Let  us  give  it  to  them.  Doctors
should  remember  that  their  function  is  to  heal  the  sick.  Stick  to  your  bacon  and
administer comfort as well as medicine. If you do this, you will be thrice blessed.
If  you  do  not,  you  will  soon  find  that  as  medical  men  you  are  marooned  in  a
slough  of  failure,  while  your  patients  whom  you  regarded  as  material  HAVE
EITHER  PASSED  AWAY  INTO  ETERNITY  OR  HAVE  BECOME  THE
CLIENTELE OF THE  CHRISTIAN  SCIENTISTS,  THE  EMMANUELISTS  OR
SOME OTHER CULT.
THE  PENDULUM  HAS  SWUNG  TOO  FAR  INTO  THEORY,  there  is  no
doubt about that, but it will soon reach its proper amplitude and the medical clock
will keep better time than ever.
The  profession  is  evolving  rapidly  from  the  old  to  the  new  line  of  thought.
What was shrewdly guessed at twenty years ago we are just coming to know. Just
so  far  as  science  discloses  truth  and  gives  us  the  better  way,  it  is  good;  BUT
WHEN IT TAKES FROM US BELIEFS FOUNDED ON EXPERIENCE, EVEN
THOUGH  THEY  MAY  BE  MORE  OR  LESS  EMPIRIC,  GIVING  US
NOTHING  BETTER  AND  MORE  TANGIBLE  IN  RETURN,  IT  BECOMES  A
CURSE
HOW FAR IS MEDICINE A SCIENCE?
The  question  is  often  asked,  Is  medicine  a  science  or  an  art?  And  various
answers are given to the question, according to the angle from
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which  the  subject  is  viewed.  Striking  the  mean  between  the  two  extreme  views
represented  in  these  replies,  it  would  seem  that  the  true  characterization  of
medicine is that it is partly a science and partly an art, and that those features of it
which  represent  an  art  frequently  take  upon  them  the  character  of  science.  A
PURE  SCIENCE,  OF  COURSE,  MEDICINE  IS  NOT,  AND  NEVER  CAN
BECOME. But that is raising a question far too nice for discussion in the pages of
a journal of practical medicine.
Indeed,  the  whole  question  is  usually  regarded  as  being  of  academic  interest,
rather than of practical moment. However, it is not, we think, so utterly devoid of
practical, every-day significance as might at first blush appear. For, just as creeds
have a great psychological influence in determining conduct, so the conception of
his work which possesses the physicians mind will,  to  a  large  degree,  determine
the  manner  in  which  he  does  it,  and  its  ultimate  value  to  the  principles  and
practice of medicine at large.
IF  SCIENCE  BE  UNDERSTOOD  TO  MEAN  ACCURATE  CLASSIFIED
KNOWLEDGE,  THEN  IT  MUST  BE  CONFESSED  THAT  MANY  OF  OUR
MEDICAL AGENTS ARE NOT SCIENTIFICALLY PREPARED, AND MUCH
OF  OUR  KNOWLEDGE  OF  DISEASE  IS  STILL  CHAOTIC.  The  processes  of
disease are so subtle and intricate and its language so obscure, that only by dint of
long observation, close reasoning, and hard work can they be properly interpreted
and  the  application  of  the  needed  remedy  be  made  with  anything  approaching
uniformity.  THE  PHYSICIAN  DOES  NOT  LIVE  WHO  DOES  NOT  MAKE
FREQUENT  MISTAKES  IN  DIAGNOSIS  AND  THEREFORE  IN
TREATMENT.  But  we  do  not  think  it  can  therefore  be  truthfully  affirmed  that
medicine  is  simply  an  art,  and  can  not  become  a  science.  The  argument  that  our
knowledge  of  disease  and  of  medicines  is  the  result  of  empiricism  does  not,  in
your opinion, demand such a conclusion.
THAT  MUCH  OF  OUR  KNOWLEDGEALMOST  ALL  OF  IT,  IN
PRACTICEIS  EMPIRICAL  MAY  BE  FREELY  ADMITTED.  But  it  does  not
follow  that  because  it  is  acquired  in  this  way,  our  knowledge  is  not,  and  never
becomes, scientific. The manner of acquiring knowledge does not, of itself, affect
its  scientific  character.  FOR  THAT  MATTER  ALL  THE  KNOWLEDGE  THAT
THE  WORLD  POSSESSES  WAS  ACQUIRED  BY  EMPIRIC
EXPERIMENTATION,  AND  A  GREAT  DEAL  OF  IT  BY  THE  PUREST
ACCIDENT.  The  principles  of  nature,  which  have  prevailed  from  all  eternity,
have,  to  the  extent  of  our  knowledge  of  them  been  empirically  discovered,  AND
MANY OF THEM BY MERE ACCIDENT. Yet no one ventures to question their
scientific nature. So that any accurate knowledge which we may possess of disease
and  drugs  may  be  equally  scientific,  in  spite  of  the  empirical  manner  of  its
acquirement.
It  is  not  how  we  acquired  knowledge  that  determines  its  scientific  or
non-scientific  character,  but  what  we  have  done,  and  are  doing,  with  the
knowledge  after  it  has  been  acquired.  Theres  the  rub.  It  is  this  consideration
which  lends  the  question  its  practical  significance,  and  gives  every  practicing
physician a personal, working role in the solution which
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medicine presents to the query. If the doctor is content to accept each separate and
isolated experience in his practice sheerly as an empirical experiment and let it go
at  that,  then  his  calling  will  continue  to  be  merely  an  art,  and  a  poor  art  into  the
bargain,  and  his  experience  will  contribute  nothing  of  value  to  the  growing
science  of  medicine.  AND  IT  IS  TO  BE  FEARED  THAT  THE  HABIT  WHICH
PREVAILS  AMONG  SO  MANY  PHYSICIANS  (PROBABLY  THE
MAJORITY  OF  THEM)  OF  USING  STEREOTYPED  TREATMENT  FOR
DISEASES  ACCORDING  TO  A  PHRASEOLOGY  AND  NOMENCLATURE
ARBITRARILY  ARRANGED  IS  RESPONSIBLE  FOR  THE  GENERAL
ESTIMATION OF MEDICINE AS AN ART AND NOT A SCIENCE.
The bearing of this remark is in the application of it, as old Commodore Busby
used  to  say.  The  question  for  each  physician  to  ask  himself  is  not  the  academic
question, Is medicine a science (?) but the intimate, personal question, Am I doing
my  part  toward  making  medicine  a  science?  MEDICAL  SCIENCE  IS  YET  IN
ITS DAWN, and A VERY EARLY DAWN AT THAT. It behooves all physicians
to study, closely and intelligently, the relation between symptomatology and drug
therapy;  to  make  careful  records  of  his  observations  and  experiences;  to  free
himself from the fetish of nomenclature and phraseology and dig down for himself
into  pathology  and  pharmacology;  and  to  do  his  part  toward  establishing  the
practice  of  medicine,  even  in  its  humblest  relations,  upon  the  foundation  of
scientific provings.
DRUGS AND THEIR ACTION.
It must not be understood that Dr. Sacks is arguing for therapeutic nihilism, or
even  skepticism.  Rather,  he  is  arguing  against  a  fatuous  therapeutic  enthusiasm
which  attributes  impossible  virtues  to  drugs  and  fills  the  market  and  the  records
with  all  sorts  of  chimeric  cures.  In  this  respect,  scientific  medicine  stands  in
danger of degenerating into quackery; and Dr. Sacks, article is a kind of nugatory
check upon this sort of drug fetish.
In  looking  over  a  daily  newspaper  one  may  see  on  the  same  page  an
announcement of the launching of a new battleship and the report of a meeting of
a  peace  committee.  We  read  of  nations  sending  delegates  to  THE  HAGUE
TRIBUNAL and at the same time placing an order for a few more dreadnaughts.
We  meet  with  the  same  conditions  in  the  medical  press.  Volumes  are  written
on  the  value  of  prevention  of  disease.  Tuberculosis  congresses  convene  all  over
the  world,  and  pages  are  filled  with  announcements  of  the  discovery  of  new
remedies  and  cure-alls.  The  number  of  drugs  and  preparations  increases  so  fast
that  it  seems  that  the  powerful  armament  to  fight  disease  is  many  times  more
formidable than the armament to fight war.
At present we have a committee of physicians, and pharmacists engaged in the
revision of the Pharmacopoeia and the National Formulary  will  become  enriched
by  several  valuable  additions,  and  a  few  more  dozen  remedies  will  receive
recognition. THE NUMBER OF DRUGS THAT ARE
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RECOGNIZED  AND  NOT  RECOGNIZED  IS  SO  GREAT  THAT  IT  IS  A
MATTER OF SOME DIFFICULTY TO REMEMBER THEIR NAMES TO SAY
NOTHING OF THEIR THERAPEUTIC OR EVEN PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.
I do not propose to enter into a discussion of the value of various drugs such as
are kept in the pharmacy to supply the daily demand, but I want to  note  here  the
fact  that  of  the  gorgeous  array  of  bottles,  jars  and  vials  that  are  lined  up  on  the
shelves  of  the  drug  store,  ONLY  COMPARATIVELY  FEW  ARE  ACTUALLY
USED IN EVERYDAY PRACTICE. I had some bottles on the shelves that I had
no  opportunity  to  use  for  a  period  of  ten  years  of  activity  as  a  pharmacist.  Some
glass stoppers became so much grown in with the neck of the bottle that in order
to  remove  them  it  became  necessary  to  break  the  container  in  order  to  get  at  the
contents.  OF  WHAT  EARTHLY  USE  ARE  SUCH  DRUGS  KEPT  IN  STOCK
FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR NAME IN THE DIRECTORY? Is it only to fill up
the  books  with  print,  or  to  give  working  material  for  the  student  and  teachers  of
medicine  and  pharmacy?  IS  IT  ONLY  TO  FURNISH  TO  THE  DRUG  STORE
AN  ATTRACTIVE  DISPLAY  TO  DRAW  TRADE,  OR  TO  SERVE  AS  A
COLLECTION  OF  CURIOSITIES  FOR  A  DRUG  EXHIBITION?  The  modern
pharmacist  has  recognized  the  fact  that  the  thing  has  outlived  its  time;  HE
UNCEREMONIOUSLY  RELEGATES  THE  TINCTURE  BOTTLES  AND  THE
SALT  JARS  TO  THE  BACK  OF  THE  STORE  AND  UTILIZES  THE
VALUABLE  SPACE  THUS  CREATED  FOR  THE  INSTALLMENT  OF  A
MAGNIFICENT SODA FOUNTAIN OR A DRY GOODS COUNTER.
It is a general opinion among the medical and pharmaceutical professions that
the U. S. Pharmacopoeia should be simplified. The foremost men in medicine are
of the opinion that disease should be prevented or fought at its very beginning by
means of hygenic measures and not by drugs.
It  is  much  easier  to  prevent  death  from  tuberculosis  by  early  diagnosis  and
timely hygienic treatment than to fill up the lung cavities with drugs.
It is much easier to cure cancer by early diagnosis and timely surgical treatment
than to cure it by means of specific, juices.
Much has been accomplished lately by means of a specific serum. Diphtheria is
cured  by  a  specific  antitoxin,  and  not  by  drugs.  But  how  many  diseases  can  you
cure  by  means  of  specific  drugs?  And  how  many  specific  drugs  do  we  possess,
official  or  non-official?  SALICYLATES  FOR  RHEUMATISM,  QUININE  FOR
MALARIA, MERCURY FOR SYPHILIS. I DONT KNOW OF MANY MORE.
How many diseases can we cure by means of drugs that are not specific? THE
FACT  IS  THAT  THE  MAJORITY  OF  ACUTE  DISEASES  CAN  NOT  BE
INFLUENCED  BY  DRUGS  AT  ALL.  THEY  RUN  THEIR  REGULAR
COURSE:  THE  PATIENT  GETS  WELL  WHETHER  YOU  TREAT  HIM  OR
NOT,  AND  VERY  OFTEN  IN  SPITE  OF  THE  TREATMENT,  MEASLES,
SCARLET FEVER, PNEUMONIA CAN NOT BE CURED; THEY CAN ONLY
BE TREATED; AND THEN THE CON-
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SCIENTIOUS  PHYSICIAN  DOES  NOT  TREAT  THE  DISEASE  AT  ALL,  HE
TREATS THE PATIENT. Have you any curative drugs for bubonic plague? How
many cures have been accomplished by means of drugs in the cholera epidemics?
In this respect a pound of carbolic acid does more good outside of the body than
inside of it. And if carbolic acid were more freely used for external purposes there
would be less demand for carbolic acid derivatives for internal administration, and
we  consume  tons  of  it  annually.  A  few  simple  remedies  judiciously  used  are
usually  sufficient  to  tide  a  patient  over  some  acute  illness.  IF,  HOWEVER,  WE
COME ACROSS A FORMIDABLE DISEASE, VERY LITTLE CAN BE DONE
BY MEANS OF DRUGS.
I want to cite here a few instances which more than anything else illustrate the
futility of drugs in the treatment of serious diseases. In the capacity of pharmacist
I had a chance to follow up these cases from the beginning to the end, since, while
the  patient  may  frequently  change  his  doctor,  he  invariably  sticks  to  the  same
druggist to whom he brings all his prescriptions, and who is the patients general
adviser.
Case  I.Mrs.  B.,  aged  45,  housewife,  came  to  my  store  complaining  of
heart-burn. I advised bicarbonate of soda, which gave her temporary relief. Then I
gave Mist. rhei et sodae, and after that she went to a physician who diagnosed the
case  as  dyspepsia.  A  course  of  treatment  followed  consisting  of  various
preparations of pepsinofficial and nonofficial, ETHICAL and NON-ETHICAL.
It made her worse, and she went back to my R. & S. mixture. She consulted many
other  physicians,  who  prescribed  for  her  more  drugs  with  similar  results.  At  last
she went to a specialist who began to wash her stomach daily, forbade her to eat,
and  prescribed  some  more  medicine.  As  her  condition  grew  steadily  worse,  she
went  to  one  of  the  great  dispensaries  in  our  city  where  a  thorough  physical  and
clinical  diagnosis  was  made,  and  the  case  was  found  to  be  one  of  cancer  of  the
stomach. The tumor was so extensivethere being involvement of the liver at the
same timethe condition of the woman was so bad that an operation could not be
performed, and death occurred shortly afterwards.
Case II.Mrs. P., aged 24, married, had two children; wife of a poor peddler.
She  began  to  have  trouble  with  digestionconstipation  alternating  with
diarrhoea;  severe  weakness,  loss  of  appetite.  She  became  a  regular  customer  for
home  remedies  at  my  drug  store.  My  clerk  sold  her  some  beef,  wine  and  iron.
Finally  she  decided  to  see  a  doctor,  who  began  to  prescribe  for  her  various
remedies,  such  as  elivie  alkali,  elixir  peptenzyme,  etc.  These  and  other  remedies
not  doing  her  any  good,  she  went  to  a  specialist,  who  prescribed  ovoferrin.  She
began  to  cough  slightly,  so  bought  a  bottle  of  wild  cherry  and  tar;  then  she  tried
white  pine  expectorant.  The  doctors  gave  her  various  mixtures  of  ammonium
carbonate, ammonium chloride and thiocol. I lost track of her. Recently I met her
husband,  who  told  me  that  some  charitable  society  had  sent  his  wife  to  a
sanitarium for consumptives, where she died.
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Case  III.Mr.  K.,  29  years,  machinist,  married.  He  had  been  working  over
some kind of a patent, and the strain of overwork and worry made him very weak.
He  lost  his  appetite,  became  thin  and  pale  and  had  pains  in  his  stomach.  At  the
beginning  he  tried  home  remedies,  but  since  he  made  good  wages  he  liked  to  be
treated  by  doctors.  HE  CONSULTED  SEVERAL  PHYSICIANS,  EACH
MAKING  A  DIFFERENT  DIAGNOSIS  AND  PRESCRIBING  DIFFERENT
REMEDIES. Getting no relief, he consulted a professor of medicine who charged
him ten dollars a visit, changing to another specialist who charged him five dollars
a visit. After several (fourteen) visits to the latter, experiencing no relief from the
stomach  pumping,  bismuth  taking,  fasting,  etc.,  and  having  spent  all  his  money,
he  visited  the  same  clinic  as  patient  No.  1.  There,  after  being  kept  under
observation  for  a  short  time,  and  careful  examination  having  been  made  of  his
urine,  the  case  was  found  to  be  one  of  diabetes  mellitus;  the  stomach  troubles
being but secondary symptoms of the former disease.
I could cite more cases of the same nature, but even these few will illustrate the
FACT  THAT  EMPIRICAL  DRUG  TREATMENT  IS  OF  SMALL  AVAIL
WHEN A PHYSICIAN MEETS A FORMIDABLE CHRONIC DISEASE. It also
plainly  shows  that  when  a  patient  for  some  reason  or  other  does  not  respond  to
treatment, the PHYSICIAN GROWS DESPERATE, LOSES HIS CONFIDENCE
IN THE U. S. PHARMACOPOEIA AND AT ONCE RESORTS TO ALL KINDS
OF DRUGS IN THE FUTILE ATTEMPT.
The  following  quotations  are  taken  from  the  first  two  chapters  of
Physiology  of  The  Nervous  System  by  Morat.  It  can  be  said  there
are  few  equals  upon  this  subject,  Morat  being  regarded  as  one  of  the
best. He opens his book with several chapters of philosophical theory
of what man should be, viewing him as he does, while sitting before a
desk,  recalling  man  as  he  has  seen  him  in  the  clinic,  his  logic  is
superb. The latter chapters are multiplications of series of experiments
in  various  laboratories  at  his  command.  All  former  deductions  are
contradicted by latter findings and thus he flounders to the finish. We
shall  quote  those  ideas,  from  fore  part,  that  sustain  logical  clinical
positions  that  he  as  well  as  we  consider.  He  attempts  to  prove
laboratory  inductions  in  clinic  and  frankly  and  honestly  contradicts
himself  saying  that  what  is  found  in  the  laboratory  is  not  true  in  the
clinic.  His  book  is  a  masterful  product  but  sympathetic  in  his
pleadings for consideration because he set out to do so much and falls
so  far  short.  He  set  forth  to  do  that  which  no  one  before  him  had
accomplished,  viz.:to  prove  laboratorical  inductions  in  the  clinic
and establish truthful clinical deductions thereupon. His failures
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are pitiable. He closes the book by literally sayingI have written a
mass  of  contradictions.  What  does  it  amount  to?  The  pleasure  I  have
gotten while doing it.
In  every  living  being  A  DOUBLE  CURRENT  OF  MATTER  AND  ENERGY
is present, running in a DEFINITE direction which never varies.
The  nervous  system  does  not  provide  force,  it  utilizes  it  (transmits).  It  is  the
(Mental  Intelligence)  nervous  system  which  decides  at  what  moment  the  energy
accumulated  by  the  living  being  shall  be  liberated,  in  the  nervous  system  all
movement induces sensation, all sensation induces movement.
THE RELATIONS BETWEEN CAUSE AND EFFECT which elsewhere seem
so simple are here on this account extremely complicated and modified. The cause
of an act cannot be in the future, but may be in the MEMORY of a previous act of
the same nature remembered as being either USEFUL OR HURTFUL and which
on  this  account  determines  the  direction  given  to  the  movement.  There  must
ALWAYS  BE  AN  AIM,  a  general  or  particular  tendency  determined  by  the
sensory nature of the LIVING being, but this aim is an effect and not a cause.
A  kind  of  natural  area,  common  to  both  sciences,  exists  which  the  former
endeavors  to  appropriate  by  pushing  farther  back  the  boundaries  separating  it
from the latter.
INNERVATION.
In  the  living  being  all  the  phenomena  appertaining  to  crude  matter  are
observable,  but  the  converse  does  not  hold  good.  It  is  obvious  that  A  BEING
ENDOWED WITH LIFE POSSESSES CHARACTERISTICS  AND  PRESENTS
MANIFESTATIONS  FOR  WHICH  IN  DEAD  MATTER  WE  CAN  FIND  NO
PARALLEL. Here is brought before our notice a fact of a PURELY INTERNAL
NATURE,  ELUDING  OBSERVATION  AS  IT  IS  GENERALLY
UNDERSTOOD  IN  SCIENCE,  BUT  WHICH  COMMON  SENSE
CONSTRAINS US TO ATTRIBUTE TO BEING RESEMBLING OURSELVES,
while at the same time denying it to all objects in which this resemblance cannot
be discerned.
This  reciprocal  link  not  only  controls  the  relations  of  the  LIVING  being  with
all  surrounding  objects;  it  is  also,  and  simultaneously,  THE  DISTINCTIVE
FEATURE of its organization. From this double link, so frail in itself, and yet so
intimate, proceeds THE UNITY OF BEING ENDOWED WITH LIFE.
SENSIBILITY AND DETERMINISM.A science having for aim the study of
a  being  so  constituted,  SHOULD  NEVER  LOSE  SIGHT  OF  THIS  DOUBLE
CHARACTER.  How  can  that  which  IS  INVISIBLE  in  the  element  become
apparent in the whole? To these questions we can find no answer.
In  the  past,  and  even  at  the  present  time,  PHYSIOLOGY  HAS  OVER-
LOOKED, AND STILL OVERLOOKS, THE FACT OF THE BEING WHICH IT
STUDIES  POSSESSING  SENSIBILITY;  AND  HAS  IN  EVERY  CASE
REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS SENSIBILITY AS A CAS-
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UAL  OR  CONDITIONING  INFLUENCE  IN  THE  DETERMINISM  OF  VITAL
phenomena.  It  has  carefully  arranged  the  balance-sheet  of  the  forces  of  the
organism,  WHILE  TAKING  NO  INTEREST  IN  THE  FUNCTION  which
regulates their employment. AS PHYSICAL SCIENCE FINDS NO PLACE FOR
SENSIBILITY,  NEITHER  HAS  PHYSIOLOGY  ACCORDED  IT  ONE.  THE
TIME  SEEMS  TO  HAVE  ARRIVED  FOR  A  REACTION  AGAINST  THESE
EXAGGERATIONS. In the living being, just as movement depends on sensation,
so  does  sensation  depend  on  movement.  IN  BOTH  CASES  THE  NATURE  OF
THE LINK IS UNKNOWN TO US; BUT NONE THE LESS DOES THIS LINK
EXIST,  and  is  IN  BIOLOGY  THE  FOUNDATION  of  all  that  distinguishes  it
FROM PURE PHYSICS.
EXCITABILITY  AND  SENSIBILITY.All  living  matter  is  excitable;  or,  to
put it otherwise, it responds to actions directed against it, by an expenditure of the
special energy WHICH CONSTANTLY ACCUMULATES INTERNALLY. This
motor  reaction  is  NEVER  HAPHAZARD,  butand  this  fact  is  demonstrated  by
experimentis always directed with the DEFINITE aim of preservation of life in
the  substance  stimulated.  Excitability  is  therefore  not  merely  a  motor
manifestation, but is duplicated BY AN INTERNAL FACT OF RUDIMENTARY
CONSCIOUSNESS. ACTION  AND  REACTION.In  other  words,  the  LIVING
being  reacts  against  actions  reaching  it  from  the  external  world,  and  in  so  doing
OBEYS  A  GENERAL,  UNIVERSAL,  AND  INDEED  FUNDAMENTAL  LAW,
one  of  the  first  enshrined  in  the  physical  code,  A  LAW,  OBEDIENCE  TO
WHICH NO LIVING BODY IN NATURE CAN ESCAPE.
The  study  of  the  nervous  system  is  a  kind  of  nodal  point  in  the  exposition  of
physiological science.
(This subject has been thoroughly covered in an article by Arthur M.
Deitz,  M.D.,  appearing  in  the  Journal  of  The  American  Medical
Association,  September  23,  1911,  entitled,  The  Experimental
Methodand is known as Study 16, Lesson 4 of Dr. Palmers series
of  Lectures  and  will  appear  by  itself  some  day  when  this  library  is
printed, although applicable here.)
Just a brief comment upon application of laboratory in our work. We
have been twenty-one years in  Chiropractic  (1916).  There  is  no  other
institution  which  can  say  so  much  about  our  work  as  ourselves.  No
other has had so much experience, gone thru birth and development as
we.  No  other  person  can  recite  to  you  what  we  propose  to  do  this
morning,  because  no  other  has  been  thru  its  growth.  You  get  the
advantage  of  experience,  age,  labor,  inventor-men  behind.  We  do
many  things  differently  in  our  school,  not  only  in  Chiropractic  but  in
all its steps. We do these because we  originated  the  things,  therefore,
know
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why.  No  one  appreciates  his  invention  as  does  the  inventor.  Many  a
patent is sent to patent office and is not understoodhe who examines
it  thinks  he  understands,  but  he  does  not  do  it  justice.  We  are  not
different  to  be  peculiar  or  odd,  but  because  our  work  is  of  that
construction, and had it not been thus you would not attain results you
do. To deny peculiarity is  to  obligate  yourself  to  something  wrong.
Therefore,  we  take  you  step  by  step  into  changes  which  we  have
constructed,  and  show,  under  clinical  instruction,  that  it  became
necessary,  and  later,  give  clinical  findings  and  deductions.  We  want
you to remember you are in our clinic, have been thru seventeen years
and its various stagestherefore put yourself where we are today.
Imagine  a  case  coming  to  your  clinic.  He  TELLS  and  reasons  how
and where he is sick. He explains degree and characterall of which
shows  he  is  a  REASONING  being,  has  intellectual  life.  Now  comes
first  dispute  in  contrast  to  that  induction  which  has  been  learned  in
laboratory. There, physiological matter had no life,in clinic there is.
Chiropractically  and  clinically  speaking  then,  first  thing  we  observed
seventeen  years  ago  was  people  were  alivenot  dead.  Every  patient
who  goes  to  a  physician  is  looked  at  by  himaccording  to
laboratorical inductionsas having no life.
M.D.  looked  thru  a  microscope,  Chiropractor  talked  to  his  subject;
one  reached  laboratorical  induction  based  on  laboratorical  findings,
other  reached  a  clinical  deduction  based  on  clinical  findings.
Physician  tells  us  candidly  that  our  patient  is  all  chemistry  and
physics. Chiropractor reasons that if a body is only large enuf for two
elements  and  third  comes,  arrangements  must  be  made  in  his  every
department  to  take  care  of  third.  Laboratorical  findings  of  chemistry
and  physics  are  not  denied  but  to  these  we  add  third  consideration
spiritualityand now that third is blended into two it neutralizes each
to  a  greatly  modified  state  so  that  neither  can  assume  such  a  dual
grandiose  state  in  science.  It  modifies  viewpoint,  value  of  function,
manner of action and which precedes other in command and being the
general.  Call  it  soul,  spirit,  Innate  or  what  you  pleaseit  does  not
change or deny its presence.
Laboratory weighs quantities present or not present in any structure.
Clinic is solely a question of quality present or not.
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All  of  life  is  a  question  of  quantity  of  its  quality;  establishing  of
balance.  Person  who  is  sick  is  unbalanced;  insanity  is  such  a  state.
Sole  question  in  all  secretions  and  excretions  is  one  of  a  balance  in
quantity.  First  and  as  a  direct  result,  quality.  When  quantity  is
unbalanced then quality follows in like degree. It is impossible to have
perfect quantity and imperfect quality. But, many are the cases where
quantity is imperfect and quality is equally so.
Quality is immaterial when quantity is unbalanced. We care nothing
about  what  laboratory  proves  as  regards  quantity.  It  may  be  right  or
wrong  and  mean  nothing  to  clinician.  Clinic  will  prove  quantity  and
settle essential question as to what should be established to normal.
Can  laboratory  or  clinic  establish  normal?  No!  Can  a  rule,  a
regulation,  a  law  be  established  whereby  laboratory  can  see,  feel  or
know what is normal as to quantity? No! Each man is an expression of
law  unto  himself.  His  Innate  and  his  Innate  alone  knows  what  is
normal  to  him,  for  him.  Whatever  laboratory  may  think  it  establishes
as a normal quantity for one, could not be made to apply to any other,
for no people are alike, living under similar  circumstances;  hence,  no
matter  what  standard  was  approximately  established,  it  would  not  be
exact,  for  next  person  would  be  different  and  under  different
circumstances.
Innate is alone the judge as to quantity. Quantity alone counts when
health  or  dis-ease  is  desired  or  present.  We  can  but  clinically  adjust
man to his normal, then Innate establishes quantity after which quality
follows.
Laboratory,  peculiar  as  it  may  seem,  takes  something  from  body  of
patient,  examines  it  and  finds  that  which  they  had  half  been  hoping
they  would  findand,  usually  we  find  just  what  were  hunting  for.
Having found it then comes the deduction that is the making of an idea
for the case.
Clinic, by contrast, takes nothing from body, neither does it examine
it  but  finds  out  what  patient  has  to  say  about  himself,  how  he  feels,
where, when and how; past and present. Having received history then
comes deduction, that is, shaping of our ideas to what we have heard.
Laboratory takes a piece of goods, cuts it according to its width and
length; stitches it together, makes a cloak, and then calls in a
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woman  and  tells  her  this  is  her  cloak  notwithstanding  the  laboratory
has  never  seen  the  woman.  Cloak  may  be  too  large  or  too  small,  too
long or too short. That is immaterial; it is HER coat and she must wear
it  because  it  was  especially  made  for  her  by  sight  and  measurements
and facts unseen.
Clinic  is  tailor.  He  has  his  customer  before  him.  He  measures  him,
asks  questions  as  to  likes  and  dislikes,  cuts  goods  according  to
preference and matches complexion, shape and form of his buyer; fits
it several times before finishing job. Suit, under such circumstances, is
a  fit  because  it  was  made  after  consultation  with  the  man.  The  man
determined his suit and every particular in it.
The  P.S.C.  is  a  school  of  deductionworking  from  inwards
outwards.  Chiropractic  is  a  result  of  deduction.  Chiropractor,  to  be  a
success, should be a deductor of first quality.
One  of  first  deductions  Chiropractic  made  was  that  man  was  a
material, chemical AND SPIRITUAL being. Later, we found that life
had  specific  paths,  a  definite  place  of  origin,  systematically  arranged
paths  of  conduction,  regular  place  of  origin,  systematically  arranged
paths  of  conduction,  regular  places  of  expression  which  eventually
became  our  CYCLES.  As  we  took  life  into  our  study  of  man,  it
modified  our  viewpoints  of  him  as  a  chemical  and  material  thing.
What  was  regarded  as  dual,  divided  and  gave  enough  to  make  a
triplicate.  Addition  of  this  clinical  deduction  changes  laboratorical
induction.  It  seems  simple  to  think  that  this  squabble  is  over  ones
denial  and  others  admission  as  to  whether  man  is  alive  or  notyet
such is science.
If  that  clinical  deduction  was  true,  then  the  very  resolution  thru
which we put man was a fundamental altho, at that time, we could not
say how important spirit was, how much matter was moved by spirit or
how much chemicals were controlled, secreted and excreted by Innate
Intelligence.  Resolving  of  man  into  a  triunity,  rather  than  a  biunity,
was  a  process  of  ANALYSIS  which  henceforth  became  a  primary
study and took place of diagnosis. As we took on one, we  lopped  off
portions  of  two.  To  know  that  three  worked  as  a  totality  did  not  give
us  DETAILED  insight,  hence  investigation  was  to  be  made  to  every
organ  and  function,  whether  known  or  unknown  including  so-called
ductless glands, etc. No matter how complexed wrong laboratorical
findings and deductions are, they are headed nowhere; but no
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matter where clinical findings and deductions looked they were truth,
even tho simple.
Having analyzed man as a living material chemical being, we found
that  he  had,  in  common  with  all,  one  origin  of  lifeGodwhich
centered  at  his  brain,  and,  if  sick,  expression  was  interfered  with  and
that  introduced  the  interruptionideasomewhere.  If  ease  was
perfect  flow  of  harmony  from  source  to  circumference,  then  disease
was  its  interference  WHERE  this  interruption  was,  and  must  be
between  source  and  expression  which  led  to  clinical  method  of
PALPATION. Palpation, at first, was an idea; later it developed into a
science. You can see how, in natural course of events, palpation had to
be.
In  our  first  clinical  deduction  we  conceded  that  there  was  life;
second, that life needed analyzing; and when thru, we found it passed
thru  an  interference.  Then  came  the  logical  thot:  EXACTLY  locate
THIS  PLACE  of  interruption.  First  patient  had  to  come,  under  new
clinical  planit  was  Harvey  Lillard.  He  had  deafness.  Its  cause  was
located,  adjusted,  hearing  restored.  We  were  righton  this  case.
Other  cases  of  deafness  camesame  location  ascertainedsame
results. This strengthened facts. Having rightly located cause of ONE
dis-ease, it was a question of pursuing same course for other dis-eases.
This  process  was  like  entering  darkest  Africano  man  had  been
there,  no  one  had  set  guide  posts,  land-marks  or  stakes.  It  was
untraveled  territory,  inhabited  by  innumerable  dangers.  We  were
explorers into man, whom we thot we knew, only to find  that  he  was
just  discovered  and  we  were  outskirting  the  coast  line.  It  took  us
several  years  to  accurately  divide  the  spine,  each  vertebra  to  its
respective  area,  thru  which  passed  nerves  that  carried  life  from  brain
thru  foramina.  Repeated  testing  of  findings  brot  forth  deductions  that
proved  themselves.  From  atlas  to  coccyx,  each  had  its  territory,  zone
or  district  that  it  was  central  or  functional-operator  in  times  of
harmony  or  trouble.  This  divisional  method  of  knowing  which  was
which  and  where  was  where,  was  counted  as  a  system,  needed  men
who  understand  it;  hence,  its  recordings,  study  and  understanding
were that of A MERIC SYSTEM.
We  knew  there  was  something  specifically  wrong  in  places  found.
What was that something? Palpation found it in gross but, what was it
in detail? Having clinically divided man into an
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intellectual mechanical schematic arrangement, it became necessary to
use  analysis  to  palpation  ends  to  detect  character  of  this  mechanical
disarrangement; and when found, it took the form of A VERTEBRAL
SUBLUXATION.  Having  deduced  clinical  factdid  authorities
agree?  We  could  find  none  that  mentioned  such;  on  the  reverse,
hearing of our hypothesis, they would deny its possibilities. This  also
could  only  be  proven  in  clinic.  If  it  could  have  been  a  finding  in
laboratory, it would have beenit was not . . . therefore, it could not
be.
Finding  a  screw  loose,  what  was  more  natural  than  to  tighten  it?
Seeing a plank loose, what was more natural than to fasten it? Seeing
a  carburetor  not  working,  why  not  adjust  it?  Finding  a  mechanical
defect in spine, what was more natural than it should be adjusted? If a
chemist had found this condition he would have said Having found a
screw  loose,  what  is  more  natural  than  to  soak  it  in  Apioline
Cypridol;  or  a  surgeon  to  say  Seeing  a  plank  loose,  what  is  more
natural  than  to  cut  out  the  plank  and  contiguous  structures  to  keep
them from getting loose also. As it was, the man who saw it first was
not  a  chemist  or  surgeon  but  a  layman  mechanically  inclined  and  his
idea  was  to  ADJUST  subluxation,  not  to  soak  or  cut.  Clinical  logic
told  us  if  anything  is  wrong,  fix  it;  if  a  dislocation,  set  it;  if  a
subluxation,  put  it  in  apposition.  We  did  that  and  thru  twenty-one
years  we  have  introduced  over  two  hundred  ways  and  means  of
correcting this to be able to teach to-day the specific recoil adjustment.
There  were  those  who  were  satisfied  with  a  method  of  cracking
backs,  punching  its  bumps,  etc.  With  us,  it  was  a  question  of
analyzing  man  until  principle  was  deciphered,  which  when  perverted
made  subluxation  possible;  and  use  THAT  PRINCIPLE,  inverted,  to
its correction. It was not complexity but simplicity; not superstition but
a principle; not moves but ONE specific application that was right for
all  conditions.  There  is  only  one  way  in  which  every  dislocation,
fracture  and  subluxation  occursexaggeration  of  natural  movement;
reversal  of  that  corrects  it.  No  fracture,  dislocation  or  subluxation  is
produced  slowly,  it  is  always  when  Innate  is  off  guard  and  with  a
quick  recoil  blow.  Same  is  true  of  its  correction,  only  retracing  takes
place.  This  adjustment  could  not  have  been  introduced  in  laboratory.
Before  you  could  give  an  adjustment,  you  have  to  have  a  vertebrate
with
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a subluxation, it being a live total man  we  dealt  with  in  contrast  with
dead sections.
Having  corrected  this  mechanical  disarrangement  into  a  mechanical
trueness,  observing  that  effects  which  the  patient  previously  said  he
had  now  were  gone,  question  arose  as  to  HOW  this  had  come  about.
(We  concede  that  patients  who  give  symptoms  to  irregulars  are
mistaken, hypochondriacs, etc., but if those self-same patients went to
a regular those same symptoms would be good enuf for him to make
a diagnosis upon, prescribe and charge therefor. If patients symptoms
are  good  enuf  to  lead  to  diagnosis,  they  are  good  enuf  to  tell  when
well.)  A  is  sourceB  interruptionand  C  effect.  You  adjusted  B
thru  what  did  C  get  the  change  and  what  was  nature  of  that  change?
Was  it  stimulation?  Did  you  do  something  never  done  before?  You
induced  a  change  .  .  .  how?  It  was  for  us  to  find  that  something  that
connected  that  interrupted  place  in  back  with  organ  where  disease
was.  Nearer  we  struck  right  place  in  back,  the  more  tender  it  was,
especially  if  acute.  As  we  pressed  on  RIGHT  SPOT  (in  back)
sensations  would  be  felt  at  effect  even  tho  in  big  toe.  If  you  had  a
telephone  receiver  at  ear  and  heard  somebody  talking  you  would
analyze that somebody was at other end, location of which you did not
know  but  wanted  toit  would  then  be  a  question  of  TRAILING
PATH OF  WIRE.  We  started  from  where  interruption  existed,  traced
that  feeling,  sensitive,  aching  nerve  to  where  effect  was.  Doing  this
with  thousands  of  cases,  in  various  and  all  parts  of  body  for  any  and
all  diseases,  in  both  sexes  and  colors,  verified  our  meric  system  and
taught  (1)  that  either  the  present  system  of  neurology  was  not
complete and had not yet dissected all nerves that were or (2) we had
discovered  a  complete  set  of  functional  nerves  not  heretofore  known
or  considered  in  existence  in  man.  New  fibres  were  discovered,  new
paths for older fibres found and so on until we played havoc with that
system  more  particularly  known  as  sympathetic  including  cranial
nerves. This eventually ended in NERVE TRACING, which today is a
science.  We  found  that  new  paths  are  quite  regular  although
sometimes irregular.
At  this  interjecture,  note  that  every  progressive  step  made
dove-tailed  into  every  other  part  that  followed.  It  is  as  if  the  building
was entirely and completely planned before we dug the
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cellar; in truth such was the case, we had man as our model to analyze;
he was built perfect but nobody had observed him.
We  now  knew  definitely  that  we  connected  where  cause  was  to
where effect had beennerve tracing from effect to cause or cause to
effect.  But  when  this  effect  disappeared,  what  was  it  that  brought
about the change? Dis-ease was intangible, abstract, altho damage was
observable  in  concrete  and  material;  being  immaterial  what  was  that
which was of like characteristics, that changed dis-ease to ease? There
was solution because it occurred and was demonstrated in the clinic by
words  of  patient,that  the  pain  which  was,  is  not  now.  Changes  do
not  happen,  mysteriously  occur,  nor  are  circumstances  controlled  by
nothing.  They  work  under  inevitable  lawwhat  was  the  law  that
caused these changes for which we could offer no explanation and for
which no elucidation had been so far offered? Could it be that the law
which  made  us,  managed  us  in  life,  health  and  natural  death  also
controlled us in health to sickness and sickness to health again? Innate
Intelligence gave us continuous life. When that continuity was broken,
life was on the zig-zag; broken life meant dis-ease, not ease. What was
more  natural  than  under  adjustment  this  discontinuity  between  Innate
and  Thons  body  was  again  continuous  and  ease  restored?  Process
Innate  used  to  change  disease  to  ease  was  one  of  ADAPTATION  to
circumstances. Form would vary according to nature, degree, length of
time  standing,  area  involved,  location,  etc.,  of  effects.  IN-
TELLECTUAL  ADAPTATION  occurred,  wherein  amount  of  life  at
tissue cell  that  was  formerly  wrong,  was  balanced  with  amount  made
for  it  in  brain  cell.  Adjustment  could  be  given  to  the  live  who  were
sick.  Would  they  get  well?  Life  then  became  an  element  of  value
following  adjustmentwe  permitted  it  to  be  applied  to  tissue  cell
where before it could not.
If our clinical results were attained, without anything that stimulated
or inhibited function, then did stimulation or inhibition cure dis-ease?
There  was  nothing  in  this  simple,  one-second,  adjustment  of
subluxation  that  offered  stimulation  or  inhibition.  For  constipation  or
diarrhoeaadjustment was same at same spot. Same was true of other
contrasting dis-eases. If same move stimulated, in one case, how did it
inhibit in its opposite? If it had a changed effect and Chiropractor did
not work with that thot in mind and did not realize that one movement
would stimu-
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late and another movement exactly alike would inhibit, then did body
make  a  stimulation  of  one  and  an  inhibition  of  other?  If  so,  has  the
body power to divert, direct and transform that which approaches it for
healing  purposes?  If  so,  can  the  body  thusly  cure  itself?  Can  same
degree of push that sends boy down hillpull him back?
Under  medicine,  functions  are  of  two  kinds:  excess  or  minus.  If  in
excess,  an  inhibitor  is  given  with  thot  of  paralyzing  action,  thus
reducing  to  what  physician  thinks  it  should  be.  If  it  doesnt  come
down  enough,  dose  is  increased,  thus  they  experiment  until  they
somewhere  near  reach  that  stage  thot  necessary.  Should  action  be
below par, then a stimulant is given for purpose of quickening action,
increasing  it  to  what  physician  thinks  it  should  be.  If  it  doesnt  quite
reach that standard, then they increase dose until it reaches somewhere
near  standard  they  think  it  should  be.  Stimulation  and  inhibition  are
laboratorical inductions experimented with in clinic.
There  is  nothing  in  Chiropractic  adjustment  that  aims  to  or  does
stimulate  or  inhibit  function.  It  but  places  abnormal  positioned
vertebra into normal position, following which intervertebral foramina
is opened and normal continuity of forces is RESTORED from where
they  were  in  abundance  to  where  they  were  in  minus;  thus  secret  of
health was found to be RESTORATION, not stimulation or inhibition.
Our  patients  would  tell,  in  our  clinics,  how  at  one  time  they  were
hot,  other  times  they  were  cold;  that  they  urinated  too  much  or  too
little;  or  some  part  was  paralyzed  and  others  moved  too  fast;  or  they
had  diarrhoea  or  constipation;  or  they  had  melancholia;  and  others
were  raving  maniacs.  Here  was  a  contrast  in  expression,  and  where
effect  is  in  contrast  so  is  there  a  contradiction  in  cause.  Like  cause
produces like effect, is working fact in logicit must hold true here
as elsewhere. If effect was different, then cause changed accordingly.
Location  proved  to  be  same;  for  instance,  constipation  and  diarrhoea
had same location for subluxation as did Brights Disease or diabetes
or  maniac  and  melancholic,  etc.,  but  fluctuation  in  effects  gave
another  viewpoint.  It  was  not  necessary  to  use  a  laboratorical
thermometer  to  prove  rise  or  lowering  of  temperaturepatient  could
and did so express feelings. Neither was a gallon necessary to
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measure  urinepatient  was  a  good  enuf  criterion  even  tho  his
calculations  could  not  weigh  the  dram.  Even  tho  laboratory  findings
were  true  in  such  causes  there  were  hundreds  in  which  no  test  was
possible as to degree of sanity or insanity, exact cellular size of tumors
or  how  much  rheumatic  uric  acid  one  had,  compared  with  another.
These  were  questions  of  relevancy  considered  only  in  bulk,  but  be
considered they must, as they existed. Careful analysis showed that all
sick  were  so  because  of  an  EXCESS  OR  MINUS  of  one  function  or
more  in  combination.  What  was  more  natural  then  than  this
combination  be  studied  as  fluctuations  of  life  action?  When
diagnosed,  a  name  was  easier  if  name  was  wanted;  but  why  a  name
when  its  knowledge  gleaned  nothing?  (Location  of  cause  was
deciphered under meric system because when patient told us clinically
WHERE  he  felt  bad  we  told  him  WHERE  cause  was.)  What  good
were  names  when  each  case  differed,  demanding  a  different
complexitywas  not  a  knowledge  of  PRINCIPLE  upon  which  ALL
diseases  were  being  produced  of  greater  essentiality?  Out  of  this
theory  of  clinical  elucidation  came  forth  EQUATIONS.  We  in-
troduced  electrical  illustration  of  resistance.  Much  resistance  lowered
amount  sent  thru  nerve;  lesser  resistance,  lowered  function  as  in
constipation.  The  less  the  subluxation,  less  resistance,  the  greater  or
heightened  function  as  in  diarrhoea.  We  can  have  only  three  degrees
of electricity (1) just enuf; (2) too little; (3) too much. Same is true of
life currents as transported thru nerves to our bodies. So, after all, only
two diseases are possible in a human body, not thousands that physics
and chemistry have been playing with for centuries.
When  this  fluctuation,  up  or  down,  is  manifest,  where  quantity  of
disease  is  varied,  what  was  more  natural  than  we  should  say  that
disease  is  subject  to  quantitative  degrees?  Rather  than  study  how
patient  felt  and  name  itwe  analyzed  functions  and  referred  to
conditions by their equations rather than name. If a patient complained
of  wanting  cold  water  and  it  felt  good  in  throat  or  stomachthis
indicated  EXCESS  HEAT,  designated  equationally  as  C  plus,
meaning caloricity in too great a quantity. Equations became a fact
C plus in head or C  minus  in  feet.  Understanding  of  equations  added
nothing  to  our  knowledge  of  cause  or  use  in  correction  but  it
elucidated  symptoms  upon  which  great  stress  was  placed  by
physicians. Nothing was gained by
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saying  one  form  of  C  plus  was  104,  therefore  was  diphtheria;  and
another form, same location, was 101, hence tonsilitis.
This could only be proven in clinicnot in laboratoryfor there all
tissue  is  cold  and  is  functionless,  there  is  no  plus  or  minus.  All  these
were true in our observation of cases as they transpired.
We  had  cases  of  genu  varnum  or  genu  valgum  or  various  spinal
curvatures.  We  adjusted  vertebral  subluxation;  leg  or  spine
straightened.  We  did  nothing  to  legapplied  no  instrumentsbut  it
straightened. Adjustment of cause of a deformity  caused  deformity  to
be  no  more  and  definitely  assumed  its  normal  shape,  as  did  other
deformitiesout of that eventually grew, week by week, Chiropractic
Orthopedy.  Consider  tibia  and  fibula.  They  possess  a  certain  tensile
strength  and  support  a  definite  weight,  which  resistance  is  in  ratio  to
burden  of  body  above.  If,  by  a  subluxation  and  its  consequential
effects,  this  tensile  strength  is  reduced,  tibia  and  fibula  will  weaken
and bend in ratio to their weakness, no more nor less. Deformity is in
bones, but its incipient  cause  is  in  subluxation  which,  when  adjusted,
restores  to  bones  their  normal  form  by  intellectual  adaptation.
Deformity has disappeared because its cause was adjusted. There is a
marked  distinction  between  Orthopedic  Surgery  and  Chiropractic
Orthopedy.  Orthopedic  Surgery  uses  whatever  means,  in  whatever
form deemed necessary, directly applied to malformity to force it into
what  is  deemed  its  proper  shape.  Assuming  their  logic  is  good,  as  a
means  of  correction,  and  ours  good  as  to  cause,  then  no  matter  what
they  did  that  straightened  leg,  our  cause  being  existent  the  bones
would go back to their former condition because there was nothing in
what they did to give to these bones more tensile strength necessary to
sustain load when braces or supports were removed even  tho  leg  was
then  forcibly  straightened.  Chiropractic  Orthopedy  reversed
procedureadjusted  cause,  letting  deformity  regrow  into  shape  with
intellectual adaptative forces  same  as  it  grew  crooked  because  of  this
self-same  intellectual  adaptation:  We  followed  natural  processes  and
fell back on them to undo what was done during their absence.
We found, under observations in our clinic, that people would say
I  have  been  sick  for  ten  yearsI  have  been  taking  adjustments  for
four weeks but I am suffering with attacks, the
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like of which I have not had for eight years. I have them again in the
same  place  and  in  the  same  way.  Another  case  would  say,  When  I
took sick, eight years  ago,  I  had  a  burning  in  my  stomach  and  I  have
not had that for six years, now I have it again. Having a large clinic,
our observations became broad. There was no class of cases, sexes or
ages  that  were  exempt  to  this  usual,  general  and  peculiar  line  of
observation.  Attacks  would  return,  vary  as  to  duration  but  come  they
would. Time in which rebuilding would occur was much shorter than
as  it  came.  As  certain  symptoms  came  on,  so  would  they  return  and
pass away in methodical precision; they would not skip places or play
hide-and-seek.  In  some  cases  this  change  would  occur  mildly  altho
they  had  a  severe  case,  other  mild  cases  would  revert  to  health  with
severe  and  short  attackschanges  were  innumerable  but  come  they
would  and  could  be  expected.  So  prominent  became  our
understanding that if we did not get changes, in one form or another, it
became  proof  that  adjustment  was  not  being  properly  given  in  right
place, or, it was beyond the power of the patient to cure himself. If we
didnt meet this apparently discouraging feature to patient, it caused us
to  question  even  ability  of  Chiropractic  to  get  results.  What  is  more
natural  than  as  a  case  got  sick,  so  will  he  get  well,  thus  science  of
RETRACING?  Retracing  is  in  every  case  in  OUR  clinic.  Order  of
procedure  must  be  reversed  to  revert  dis-ease  to  ease.  Dis-ease  is  a
matter  of  growth,  it  did  not  come  on  at  once,  neither  will  it  go  away
the  sameunless  it  be  acute.  Being  chronic,  it  grew;  to  get  well  it
must  ungrowtime  differing  only.  Watching  this,  in  hundreds  of
cases  for  many  years  we  learned  to  regard  it  as  a  scientific  premise
upon  which  to  deduct  progress  or  lack  thereof.  No  Chiropractors
knowledge is complete without it nor can he be of the utmost  service
to  his  patient  without  involving  it  in  daily  practice  from  which  his
patients counsel. It is clinically reasonable and logical.
One  afternoon  we  were  called  to  a  home.  Father,  mother  and  four
children  were  laid  out  as  if  intoxicatedptomaine  poisoning.  They
had eaten canned tomatoes. We adjusted one specific place in each. In
two minutes they were vomiting. Nature of foods eaten, how long ago
they had eaten them, how long it took for poison to act, what  portion
was poisoned, or learning symptoms first then naming dis-ease would
not have gained further
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working  knowledge  of  cause.  Facts,  as  stated  above,  were  learned
after they were upphysician would be compelled to learn them first.
Reasoning  is  somewhat  same  as  for  Chiropractic  Orthopedy.  If
stomach is in normal tonus, any poison received either thru food, drink
or  air,  will  be  ejected  with  a  virility  that  would  astonish  person  not
acquainted  with  facts.  If  resistance  of  stomach  is  below  par  then  a
solid  poison  can  act  according  to  degree  of  non-resistance.  Suppose
resistance  is  reduced  25  per  cent,  this  leaves  75  per  cent  resistance.
Suppose  the  poison  introduced  is  100  per  cent.  75  per  cent  will  be
ejected  because  of  the  75  per  cent  resistance  and  25  per  cent  will
remain because of 25 per cent non-resistance. Figures are hypothetical
but  illustration  plain.  If  stomach  does  not  reject  solid  poison  (as
liquids  or  foods)  or  lungs  an  obnoxious  gas  or  skin  an  antitoxin  or
virus, it is because stomach, lungs or tissues do not possess sufficient
resistancy  with  which  to  do  so.  Under  adjustment,  stomach,  lungs  or
other  tissues  receive  necessary  forces  and  reject  unnatural  intruder.
Chiropractors  have,  many  times,  caused  organs  to  act  within  the
minute  in  emergency  cases.  We  would  rather  risk  a  patient  to  an
adjustment,  under  asphyxiation,  than  to  any  drug;  work  out  all  water
and use an adjustment, than any whiskey or stimulant as in drowning;
risk adjustments in so-called infectious or contagious diseases, than to
resort to toxins or viruses which are more dangerous than dis-ease. For
every poison your body intentionally makes its antidote, IF it can and
channels  are  unobstructed  for  proper  deposition.  Forces  within  make
all  acids  and  alkalis  necessary  for  every  natural  and  almost  every
unnatural emergency, because of thoro flow of life forces within. Fre-
quently vaccination will not take, because resistance is greater. This
brings  to  mind  that  particular  study  of  CHIROPRACTIC
TOXICOLOGY and how an adjustment of cause induces rapid natural
changes  that  otherwise  are  artificially  induced  by  stimulants  and
purgatives  in  form  of  antidotes.  Clinic  facts  have  worked  themselves
out  on  a  large  number  of  seemingly  impossible  cases,  therefore  this
clinical  finding  and  deduction  is  final.  As  to  suicidal  intentsif  this
person  did  not  have  atlas  subluxation  he  would  have  no  reason  for
thinking such.
Now comes a case of pregnancyaverage case. She has pictures of
terror of first childbirth or is tired of child-bearingit is
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a  long,  tedious  tuga  strong  pull  and  then  final  strain.  Probably
instruments  deliver  child  and  mother  suffers  from  that  time  on;  for
undue strains produce as many subluxations as falls or injuries. Child
is  born  with  subluxation  in  90  per  cent  of  present  births.  He  (or  she)
starts  life  with  evil  that  makes  functions  abnormal  in  one  or  more
places.  It  is  our  experience  that  75  per  cent  of  births  are  followed  by
subluxations  which  bring  on  a  subsequent  chain  of  womens
diseases  from  which  mothers  suffer  balance  of  life.  Many  a  woman
was healthy until that period; from then on has been sickly. Child-birth
is a natural function; it should be carried thru with as much ease as to
carry  a  loaded  stomach;  she  should  deliver  child  as  naturally  as  an
evacuation  of  bowels.  To  that  woman  who  has  natural  bowel  action,
constipation is far-fetched. Yet all women look forward with dread to
birth  of  every  child.  As  bowels  and  rectum  expand  to  issue  fecal
matter,  why  should  not  uterus  and  vagina  expand  to  issue  child?  We
recall  one  case  that  took  adjustments  previous  to  conception,  up  to
night  of  birth.  She  retired,  went  to  sleep,  at  2  a.  m.  had  slight  pains.
Doctor  was  called;  before  he  could  arrive  child  was  born  with  no
labora  natural  delivery.  Clinical  findings  and  deductions  prove
themselves to be true and applicable in such cases. Frequent repetition
of  this  principle  to  many  cases  has  proven  it  practical,  hence  what  is
more  natural  than  that  we  should  establish  that  study  known  as
CHIROPRACTIC OBSTETRICS which adjusts cause in preference
to  that  for  which  other  practitioners  find  forceps  and  instruments
necessary?  Obstetrics  has  a  fixed  idea  in  mind  of  womenof  ether
and  surgery.  Chiropractic  saves  worry,  for  it  begins  at  other  end  and
adjusts  her.  It  is  natural  to  smilesmile  with  pain  isnt  natural,
although we think many people smile that way.
An  individual  came  to  clinic  with  a  hot  right  arm.  It  was  feverish.
Left arm was natural. Pulse beat and blood pressure tests showed same
in  both  yet  one  arm  was  hot,  other  natural.  Does  blood  heat  body?
Yes,  say  physiology,  anatomy  and  authors.  Same  blood  makes  one
revolution  of  body  in  three  minutes.  Blood  which  was  in  right  arm,
that made it hot, was there three minutes later, then why didnt it heat
cool arm? Why didnt that blood which kept left arm natural, when it
reached the
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right arm, cool it? Why did  same  blood  that  kept  circulating  between
two  arms  all  day,  keep  one  warm  and  other  cool?  Why  this
permanency  with  a  three  minute  fluctuating  heating  fluid?  Did  blood
change  heat  to  accommodate  location?  If  that  be  the  explanation,  did
blood  heat  arm  or  did  arm  cool  blood?  Which  was  incipient
prime-mover  of  other?  When  such  a  question  arose  we  did  not  go  to
laboratory for a finding and induction but took it to clinic to study its
findings  and  deductions.  Let  us  test  our  case  and  see  what  results
materialize.  We  found  a  vertebral  subluxation.  Nerve-tracing  proved
nerve on right was tender even unto fingers which were hot; nerves on
left  were  not.  There  was  a  light  pressure  upon  right  and  none  upon
left.  We  adjusted  subluxation,  tenderness  disappeared,  temperature
became  normal  to  his  and  our  touch.  We  reversed  order;  produced  a
subluxation to left; it made pressure. We let it rest for a minute, hand
and arm became hot, nerve-tracing proved tenderness on left and none
on  right,  all  of  which  changes  took  place  almost  immediately,  as  to
temperature,  but  it  took  a  few  minutes  for  nerves  to  manifest
tenderness.  Regardless  of  which  arm  was  hotpulse-beat  and  blood
pressure  tests  showed  same.  Clinical  test  proved  that  blood  did  not
heat  bodythat  mental  impulses  did  if  interfered  with;  that  a  light
pressure equaled resistance which equaled heat. Insight which this test
gave elaborated our study of pathological conditions; heat was a factor
(either minus or excess) and few cases are without some manifestation
of its insolvency. This is one of many deductions that could only have
been made in clinic  and  not  then  without  Chiropractic  possibilities  to
prove it.
One  by  one,  all  former  clinical  deductions  tended  to  elucidate  later
deductions because it became necessary to involve them to reach this.
As  one  point  is  cleared  it  leads  to  another.  More  new  deductions
reached,  more  there  is  ahead.  Researches  of  past  are  almost  totally
wrong  and  must  be  rebuilt  before  they  are  of  practical  use.  Whatever
they  discovered  that  is  of  value  has  no  practical  application,  and  all
that has application is of no practical account. As we reached one step
in  our  upward  progress  we  saw  another  to  decipher  and  it  was
necessary to use step we stood upon to reach higher one. Thus ladder
of Chiropractic art, science and philosophy is composed of rungs each
of  which  fits  into  every  other  one,  all  necessary  where  they  are  but
adaptable
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in  shifting  positions  to  meet  trying  needs  of  each  specific  case  upon
which  tried.  This  could  only  have  been  deduced  in  clinicnot  in
laboratory.
Symptomatology  is  that  which  patient  tells  usthis  is  clinical
procedure.  Pathology  is  that  which  is  observablethis  is  laboratory
method.  Both  are  inadequate  and  the  little  known  of  each  is
inaccurate,  unreliable  and  non-dependable.  Each  is  invested  with  an
intricate  gauze  of  guess-work  and  a  mass  of  know-nothing  surrounds
that. Muscle, bone, ligament, blood and a few other elementary tissues
are surrounded with less than some other tissues. Digestion, excretion
and a few more of primary functions are fairly well understood. It does
not take much of a layman to understand that muscles are involved in
constipation  and  excretions  involved  in  faecesanything  layman  can
guess  at,  physician  hits  at,  hence  one  is  as  accurate  in  guessing  as
other at diagnosis. But one subject both have been, are, and will be at
sea about, viz., those tissues and glands which have to do with secre-
tions  and  excretions  that  make  for  acids  and  alkalies,  their  origins,
distributions  and  purposes.  Only  clinic  observation  could  elucidate
this problem, yet there is last place investigated.
In  going  into  clinical  history  of  certain  cases,  in  which  secretions
and  excretions  were  abnormally  expressed,  there  was  no  known
explanation. Why had man a thyroid, appendix, adrenal, spleenwhat
were  their  functions?  Anatomies,  physiologies,  symptomatologies,
pathologiesall  were  silent  as  the  sphinx.  Why  this,  that  and  other
ductless  glands;  why  placed  where  they  are;  what  do  they  do,  if
anything? They constitute an endless chain. It is clear these glands are
for use. Our deductions are based upon 1st, observation of cases; 2nd,
analyzation  of  those  cases  Chiropractically;  3rd,  adjustment  and  its
results; 4th, elimination of symptoms; 5th, study of procedure of how
this  took  place  as  daily  gleaned  from  changed  symptoms  as  given
direct from our patient who was experiencing and watching his change
under our direction as to what to watch and where.
A simple example:Patients left arm is of natural size. Right arm is
emaciated.  We  are  told  that  blood  stream  carries  nourishing  element.
Pulse  beat  same  in  bothblood  pressure  tests  equal.  Blood  that  is  in
this  arm  three  minutes  ago,  goes  to  other  arm  because  it  takes  three
minutes for one drop of blood
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to make  a  thorough  circulation  of  a  body.  Same  blood  that  nourished
left arm, is in right; why isnt right arm nourished? (Same explanation
holds as logically good for heating body as its nourishmenttoo much
function to one thing is like too many cooks.)
Blood  circulation  was  soon  delegated  to  its  proper  spherethat  of
carrying  oxygen  to  body  and  carbon  dioxide  from;  lymphatic
circulation  for  carrying  lymph  to  glands.  To  this  list  we  already  have
an addition, that of cycle thru nervous system which begin at brain and
ends  there,  making  a  cycle  by  way  of  tissue  cells  thru  two  different
nerve  fibres.  To  tints  list  of  clinical  deductions  we  add  one  more  for
consideration,  that  of  SEROUS  CIRCULATION  for  carrying  of
serum (possessing food values) to all glands of body from which acids
and alkalis are made, and carrying waste matters back to and ending in
kidneys.  Sphere  of  these  four,  applied  correctly,  has  cleared,  to  our
comprehension,  many  problems  that  we  approached;  and  it  will,  we
think,  clear  many  more  to  others  to  whom  same  problems  are  even
now stumbling blocks.
Here  are  two  armsone  is  normal,  other  shriveled.  Physiologically
speaking,  that  which  has  occurred  is  Wallerian  degeneration,  named
after Dr. Waller. Degeneration means decomposition or disintegration.
Pathologically  speaking,  it  might  be  called  atrophy,  and  such-like
terms.  Materia  medically  speaking,  should  such  a  patient  appear
before  a  physician  he  would  prescribe  and  of  late  would  possibly
apply  a  battery,  etc.,  all  to  end  that  smaller  arm  would  not  attain  size
of  its  matetherefore  it  is  degeneration  because  there  can  be  no
regeneration. If arm could regenerate it did not degenerate. Should an
arm decompose, there is no hope that it will grow again, because it has
disintegrated, fallen to pieces bit by bit. Chiropractically speaking, that
case entered our clinics, we found a subluxation, etc., etc., hence that
arm,  said  to  be  degenerated  by  physiological  process  of  Wallerian
degeneration,  has  again  reached  size  of  its  mate.  Having  proven  that
regeneration can occur, then by that very clinical fact it proves it was
not degenerated. What was process physiologically? Arm is composed
of tissue cells, which are but walls and liquids. Should liquid leave its
tissue cell or all liquids, in part, leave all tissue cells of that arm, then
condition existent is that of DEPLETION; same as, should we prick a
rubber balloon and it
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collapses,  we  have  no  less  balloon  than  before  even  tho  in  minute
form as compared to formerly. To replenish with gas is  to  REPLETE
its  form.  To  restore  liquids  to  each  tissue  cell  of  depleted  arm,  is  to
replete it to former shape and size. This has been accomplished, hence
proving that degeneration is impossible and repletion possible.
Physiological  process  then  is  that  of  PALMER  DEPLETION,  not
Wallerian  degeneration.  Restorative  process  to  one  is  impossible,  to
other  natural.  Neither  physiology  nor  pathology  knows  of  depletion
because  those  deductions  are  based  on  observation  of  laboratory.
DEPLETION AND REPLETION are known to Chiropractors for they
are clinical findings and deductions.
There  are  people  coming  to  us  who  are  so  cleanIvory  soapit
floatsthey  use  it  every  morning.  Yet  in  spite  of  the  morning,
afternoon and  evening  bath  in  hot  water,  the  body  smells.  They  cant
keep  clean.  Their  sickly  condition  is  such  that  abnormal  excretion  is
there. Soap upon outside takes dirt off but doesnt take it out. All the
soap  in  the  world  will  not  clean  some  persons.  Many  evil  minded
could  be  preached  to  indefinitelyspiritual  soap  merely  scrubs
surface. Bodies that are healthy have a pure, sweet and refining odor.
Labor as they might, odor is not offensive, whether they bathed or not.
There  is  little  objection  to  odor  of  some  animals  but  we  seriously
object  to  monkeys  for  it  is  on  them  we  find  vermin  and  such  live  on
bodies  not  healthy.  Clinically,  the  way  to  be  clean  is  to  get  body  to
secrete  and  excrete  in  its  natural  way.  Therefore  those  things  which
stimulate  and  thereby  endeavor  to  clean  the  skin  or  brain  are  not
lasting. To have a clean body is to have a healthy one and how could
we get it by tickling outside as in treating effects? To put peroxide on
a  running  cancer  is  to  apply  one  odor  to  kill  another,  neither
neutralizes  opposite  completely,  hence  two  odors,  not  one.  This  is
general  principle  those  preparations  have  which  tend  to  kill  unclean
odors.  Out  of  a  broader  concept  of  this  hypothesis,  that  all  bodies
should  be  mentally  and  physically  clean,  came  that  natural  study
CHIROPRACTIC  HYGIENE,  which  means  that  the  body  shall
cleanse  itself  from  inside  outside.  Soap  you  use  is  made  of  oil  taken
from other bodies. Why not make your own? Your body should be in
such  condition  that  it  could  do  this.  Person  who  bathes  two  or  three
times a day is not as
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healthy as kid in street who picks up dirty banana and eats it. General
condition,  as  clinically  proven,  is  that  Chiropractic  brings  hygiene
from  your  inside  to  outside  and  this  is  as  good  spiritually  as
physically.
If a man offers better light than your kerosene lamp, you ask him to
explain.  He  tells  you  about  wires  and  juice.  It  must  sound
reasonable  before  you  permit  him  to  tear  house  and  floors  up  to  put
them in. One they are in he must make good with demonstration. You
ask him to explain principle of electricity, where it comes from, how it
flows, and how resistance makes for light, etc. Unless he does you pay
no bills that he submits.
If  another  offers  better  heat  than  fireplace,  you  want  to  know  how.
Central heating plant is  new  in  preference  to  individual  room  heating
system.  Before  he  pipes  your  home  for  hot  water  or  steam  heat  he
must make good with explanation. Perhaps you would see it tested and
proven  in  some  other  house  firstthats  natural  and,  knowing  his
goods, he shows! You are convinced and give him permit to proceed.
Thats position we find medical man in. He says he has a system, in
existence  for  centuries,  not  quite  as  old  as  the  Pyramids  but  almost.
Its  good  enuf  altho  he  changes  trimmings  daily.  He  offers  to  make
good  in  you,  he  tries,  fails;  tries  and  fails  again;  and  has  been  doing
this on your grandfather, father and experiments on you until we have
awakened,  finally,  to  realization  that  his  system  is  guess-work;  his
method  experimentation;  his  results  may-be.  We  demand  an
explanation  as  to  how  and  what  does  these  thingsif  they  are  done.
He has  blustered,  floundered,  wandered  and  walked  the  circle  until  it
no  longer  deserves  our  confidences.  He  has  told  us  glands  have  no
ducts, yet do what glands with ducts do; he has told us sympathy is
by  means  unknown  and  does  things  known;  that  reflex  is  like  a
mirror  that  offsets  and  thats  how  we  liveand  many  other
explanations that  even  children  would  not  consider  toys  if  they  could
be manufactured.
We come forth with what the system is, of how your body and mine
have  been  built,  organized  and  run  daily.  How,  when  wrong  it  needs
fixing  and  how  that  can  be  done  without  loss  of  parts  or  destroying
functions. This paper is our explanation. If this
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does  not  appeal  to  reason,  common-sense  and  judgment,  dont  let
others work on you until they offer better.
Where  once  was  strong  odorthere  is  none,  it  has  ceased  to  be.
They  could  see  change  of  urine,  color,  sizes,  walking  abilities,  facial
expression, etc., but logical question still arose, thru what and by what
PROCESS  did  these  occur?  One  by  one,  they  admit  our  reasons  for
changing are logical.
We  raise  questionDoes  blood  heat  body?  NOMental  Impulses.
Does blood nourish body? NoSerous Circulation. Are there diseases
of secretions and excretions being clinically changed under our system
without  any  known  laboratory  explanation?  YES.  There  are  two
circulations  known,  blood  and  lymph.  There  are  two  more  to  be
known,  that  you  and  we  study  today  in  common,  Cycles  and  Serous.
This  makes  unto  man,  four  circulationseach  separate  from  other
although united for general work.
Is  it  possible  for  tissue  cells  to  divide  endlessly  as  physiology
teaches?  Is  it  possible  for  karyokinesiswhere  one  divides  into  two,
two into four, ad infinitum to  the  end  that  one  tissue  cell  may  form  a
world?  Is  it  ridiculous,  yet  that  is  the  assumption  upon  which
physiology  builds  you.  Clinically  it  is  not  logical,  reasonable  or
consistent. What does take place? As you hold in your hand an acorn,
so do you contain that which is oak tree of fifty years hence. Put acorn
in  ground,  sun  keeps  it  warm,  rain  moistens  it,  its  microscopic  cells
expand. Give this process time, and tree is product. As you plant male
seed,  and  wife  plants  hers,  two  form  the  blastoderm.  It  expands  for
280  days;  the  producta  child.  No  one  cell  could  have  made  a
universe,  no  one  cell  a  child,  and  yet  we  are  told  that  laboratory
reaches  induction  that  this  is  process  as  to  how  a  liver  regenerates
itself during its three score and ten. Were this true, death would be an
unknown quantity for there would be no end to where a unit cell could
divide  itself;  the  only  death  under  that  hypothesis  would  be  murder.
This is not fact.
Do  functions  occur  by  reflex  action?  Inconsistency  is  the  thought.
They  respond  by  Intellectual  Adaptation.  Actions,  different  from
preceding impression do  not  reflect  as  does  sun  over  a  mirror  or  as  a
ball reflects from  a  wall.  There  is  no  change  in  reflection;  everything
taking place is a constant change from
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impression to interpretationinterpretation to powerpower to active
function. For fear of being misunderstood what is meant by change,
we  will  explain.  Hand  us  one  silver  dollar  and  we  return  you  four
silver  quarters.  We  have  given  you  change  altho  of  same  value.
Should  you  give  a  five  dollar  bill  and  we  return  six  silver  dollars  we
have  returned  change  WITH  INTEREST  showing  it  was  worth
more to us than you for same space  of  time.  Should,  tho,  you  pass  to
us with your right hand a $10 bill, we received it in our left, passed it
to  right  and  that  hand  returned  it  to  your  leftthen  we  have
REFLECTED  THE  SAME  bill  thru  a  process  without  modification.
This is hypothesis of life. At some nodal point your tissue receives an
impression.  This  is  said  to  travel  to  another  nodal  point,  which
transfers it to another and then given loop-the-loop and returned back
to  origin  or  some  other  place  which  just  as  goodno  change  is
granted,  no  rearrangement  permitted.  Life  is  a  direct  intellectual
responsive  action.  Skin  receives  an  impression  of  intense  heat.  This
impression  passes  quickly  to  a  direct  nerve  fibre  terminating  at  brain
where your mind interprets impression and sounds keynote of danger.
A  message  is  telegraphed  to  proper  brain  headquarters  where
musculature-contractive-power  is  sent  forthwith  to  jerk  away  your
finger  which  is  saved  being  burned.  Should  a  burn  occur,  a  water
blister is formed to act as a water pad which is a non-conductor of heat
to adjacent subcutaneous tissues. Thus a change of form, character and
value  occurs  thruout  this  cyclechange  has  added  interest,  it  has
multiplied  itself  and  increased  its  usefulness,  otherwise  why  have
such?  This  latter  plan  is  not  reflex,  former  is.  We  have  proved
clinically that functions are direct.
Is sympathy at work? We can only tell referring to their dictionary,
final definition being by means unknown. We cant say whether, by
such  a  process,  they  are  right  or  wrong,  but  we  would  most
strenuously  object  to  having  a  person  say,  If  your  patients  get  well,
how? and we would answer by means unknown, or to profess that
phase  of  ignorance  to  all  common  fundamental  subjects  we  reason
upon.  Are  we  working  by  means  unknown?  Is  this  the  end  of  all
laboratorical  induction?  Forgive  the  thought  that  medicine  is
thousands  of  years  old  and  yet  you  live  by  means  unknown.  We
live, reproduce and die by specific, certain, definite methods, known at
least to our
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Maker.  What  are  they?  That  was  our  duty.  Mere  fact  that  it  was  not
known  in  laboratory  did  not  deter  us  from  studying  THE  OBJECT
ITSELF  and  there  learning  upon  what  plan  it  did  run,  deciphering  it,
laying  secrets  open  to  public  inspection  and  even  tho  proven  fatally
wrong, we will have started a series of clinical investigations that will
some  day  be  brought  forth  in  rightness.  We  feel  we  have  it  in
Chiropractic.  It  brings  man  clear  and  straight  facts  that  your  clinic
proves in every case.
These  facts,  deduced  in  the  Clinic,  when  taken  to  laboratory,  have
been proven true, regardless of how contradictory they seem to former
laboratory inductions.
We  said  that  clinically  anatomy  had  Innate  Life.  Go  to  osteological
studio,  which  is  a  laboratory,  and  we  show  a  pair  of  ribs  which  were
fractured  transversely,  one  above  other.  Two  segments  of  each  were
not set in apposition, slightly misplaced and overriding. This made the
point  of  union  weaker  than  if  they  had  been  properly  set.  Noting  the
weakness,  Innate  Intelligence  built  forth  an  exostosis  from  inferior
surface  of  superior  union  downward  to  meet  exostosis  built  from
superior surface of inferior point  of  union,  two  meeting  at  a  common
point;  but,  rather  than  unite  exotoses  and  make  a  solid  joint  (which
would have interfered with expansion and contraction as in inhalation
and  exhalation)  Innate  built  a  cartilage  on  tip  of  each,  interjected  a
bursa  and  made  a  movable  and  naturally  oilable  additional  perfect
articulation.  We  could  show  hundreds  of  examples  of  like  character,
but we have aimed, here, to inject a concrete example substantiative of
the thot. We bring this up purely to show that clinical deduction, that
man  is  a  thinking,  reasoning  being,  can  be  proven  in  a  laboratory
WORKING TO THAT END.
Clinically  we  said  there  was  subluxation  in  spine;  but  laboratory
expert said this is not true. It is impossible to have a subluxation of a
vertebra,  said  Grays  Anatomy  (but  a  few  years  ago)  so  solidly  were
these  locked  and  tied  by  ligaments,  cartilages  and  muscles  that  two
teams  of  Percherons,  opposing  each  the  other,  could  not  pull  them
apart. Then we opened our Spinographic Laboratory, brot people there
with  subluxations,  spinographed  them,  made  graphic  reproduction  of
conditions existing. These photographs were inspected by men of note
and worth in scien-
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tific  world.  They  agreed  that  what  we  found  was  true,  of  worthy
consideration and new to world of science.
Physician  has  his  common  laboratory  tests.  Patient  has  fever
temperature  runs  to  103  and  104.  He  says  urine  smells  sweetish,  so
urinalysis  is  taken,  shows  presence  of  sugar.  As  far  as  we  are
concerned of what value is that? Clinically, none. A patient enters our
clinic,  we  make  a  definite  palpation,  analyze  spine  with  digital
exactness, take that case to our laboratory and prove that what we felt
existed  in  fact.  We  stated  that  exostoses  and  ankyloses  disappeared
under  adjustmentsit  was  follyuntil  further  demonstrations  were
proven in our laboratory.
What  difference  does  it  make  whether  urine  dribbles  10  drops  per
minute  or  oozes  20;  trickles  sugar  or  sputters  vinegarnozzle  is  a
poor place to study causesfaucet would have been headquarters. We
are  content  to  let  physician  make  his  tests  if  he  will  let  us  adjust
subluxation.
Our  general  clinical  FINDINGS  should  be  in  common  accord  with
medical  laboratorical  FINDINGS  as  facts  are  factsbacteria  is
bacteria.  There  are  many  clinical  findings  brot  forth  lately  that  have
been  proven  but  laboratory  inducers  will  not  accept  them.  Whether
this is prejudice, ignorance, inability to see, wont listen or dont care
to reason, whether it interferes with financial considerations or not, is
not for us to say, but in science we should be open for truth regardless
of source, provided it proves itself.
As  we  concede,  to  them,  finding  of  microbe,  they  should  concede
unto us finding of subluxation. Therefore, we are more liberal. As we
concede  raise  in  temperature,  he  should  also  concede  equations.  As
they  concede  persons  being  psychic,  they  should  concede  our  Innate
Intelligence.  As  we  concede  their  idea  of  resistance  in  infectious
diseasesthat  is  if  a  person  was  non-resistant  he  would  catch  a
diseaseso  should  they  concede  to  us  that  if  we  adjust  subluxation
person  would  be  resistant  and  he  would  get  well.  As  they  concede
necessity of external tonics to belch stomach, so should they  concede
that  if  stomach  had  internal  force  it  would  clean  itself.  As  they
concede  necessity  for  external  antidotes,  so  should  they  accept  our
clinical  findings  of  internal  rejection  in  preference.  Do  they?  We  are
more liberal unto their findings than they unto ours.
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We  shall  compare  a  few  laboratorical  inductions  with  clinical
deductions  and  see  what  we  get.  Has  dissection  found  life  in  a  tissue
cell? Do we find life in clinicis Innate prominent in dissection room
as  life  is  in  clinic?  Work  with  death  and  you  see  it.  Work  with
suffering life and you make it at ease.
Could  chemistry  bring  forth  analysis  of  human  causes  and  effects?
Suppose  we  found  a  vertebral  subluxation,  it  was  cause  and
indigestion  effecthow  could  we  use  chemistry  assuming  that  we
know it? To know what chemicals were or were not wouldnt help to
adjust  subluxation.  Knowledge  of  chemistry  on  kindred  subjects
would not teach which way subluxation existed. Hence, that induction
of  chemistry,  gleaned  in  laboratory,  would  not  helpproviding  we
knew  itto  work  forth  deduction  of  clinic.  Of  what  use  to
bacteriology  would  palpation  be?  They  search  for  bacteria  to  find
external  cause  of  diseaseChiropractor  forgets  bugs  and  palpates
spine  to  get  internal  cause.  If  laboratorical  induction  of  germs  is
correct  then  no  medical  man  will  ever  palpate  a  spine  expecting
therein to find THE cause of disease unless he palpates for germs, and
methinks  they  are  too  small  to  see  much  less  to  feel.  If  Chiropractor
locates herein  cause  of  disease  he  will  never  credit  germ  with  having
gotten  ahead  of  subluxation.  Therefore  conclusions  of  laboratory  and
clinic  are  opposites.  Of  what  use,  to  pathology,  is  a  Meric  System?
Pathologists  want  to  look  at  condition  to  see  whether  red  or  brown,
sputa  is  coagulated  or  not,  what  size  tumor  is  and  whether  an
operation  would  be  profitableto  patientor  not,  which  resolves
itself  intowhat  is  condition  of  condition?  Chiropractor  finds  it
immaterial  whether  one  or  other,  cancer,  tumor  or  wart,  rheumatism,
gout  or  itch.  WHERE  is  it;  give  us  a  line  on  its  location.  One  plays
what he can hear or see strongly to fore, other wants what he feels and
positioneach wants the opposite of other. How could surgery utilize
a subluxation? Surgery is used 1st, to amputate; 2nd, to section on or
from  body  certain  pathologies;  3rd,  to  set  dislocations  and  fractures;
and thus far and no more end boundaries of surgery. Did a surgeon of
today  say  he  has  always  known  subluxations  of  vertebrae  he
misrepresents facts for no author is on record  as  having  assumed  that
such was true. If vertebral subluxation approached a surgeon it would
be  one  of  things  he  knew,  viz.,  dislocations  or  fracture.  To  what  end
could diagnosis use nerve tracing? Diag-
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nosis  is  a  compilation  of  things  patient  says,  where  and  how  he  feels
added  to  what  the  physician  sees  or  hears,  then  mass  assumes
complexed  form  out  of  which  comes  a  definite  name.  Chiropractor
having  palpated  a  spine  finds  a  subluxation.  Starting  at  effect  he  will
let  it  lead  him  to  spine  and  get  THE  specific  subluxation.  Symptoms
lead  to  name,  analysis  to  subluxation.  Laboratorical  and  clinical
deductions  are  antipodes  in  purposes,  values  and  applications.  Could
prognosis  do  what  Intellectual  Adaptation  does?  Prognosis  is  what  A
thinks As medicines will do to B without considering what Bs Innate
is  going  to  do  to  B  and  As  medicinestherefore  its  a  guess.
Intellectual  Adaptation  is  a  known  quantity  in  all  alike  therefore  A
tells B that if Bs Innate works hell get well but itll be Bs Innate that
did it, not As adjustment. Does urinalysis take place of Equations? Is
Orthopedic Surgery and Chiropractic Orthopedy doing same good for
the race?
This  lecture  has  a  purpose.  Many  agree  Chiropractic  gets  results  in
clinic  and  youre  willing  to  admit  only  in  part  that  the  basis  under
which it exists is right.
If their method of procedure is correct, (and there are those amongst
you  who  are  prone  to  believe  it  so,  and  you  may  hold  that  opinion
justly, it is not for us to say) why didnt they possess Chiropractic with
its  consequential  results,  years  ago?  OR,  if  their  hypothesis  of
laboratory  study  is  correct,  why  should  there  have  been  necessity  for
Chiropractic?  If  their  laboratory  work  is  correct,  their  clinics  should
prove it. They would have been all success and no necessity for us. If
they  were  right  we  would  not  be  here.  If  there  had  been  no  clinical
failures,  there  would  be  no  Chiropractic.  Fire  insurance  is  for  fires,
undertakers  for  dead  people;  Chiropractic  was  made  by  failures  of
medical men in the same sense.
If  OUR  clinical  procedure  is  correct  and  successful,  could  it  have
been  done  with  THEIR  laboratorical  system?  If  we  had  used  their
inductions,  we  would  have  reiterated  what  they  are  doing.  If  our
findings  are  wrong,  why  are  not  our  applications  in  this  clinic,
failures? You are a student of Chiropractic. Concede in morning, to a
prospective  patient,  laboratorical  induction  that  bacteria  CAUSES
disease;  could  you,  in  the  afternoon,  go  to  this  tubercular  patient  and
adjust a vertebral subluxation as its
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cause?  You  cannot  use  laboratorical  induction  with  a  clinical  de-
duction, the two CANT go together. They contradict.
If laboratorical surgery be needed in appendicitis why aim to restore
cycles from the subluxation? If necessary to REMOVE appendix why
aim  to  GIVE  CYCLES?  Imagine  a  president  of  a  Chiropractic  (?)
school, addressing a class, saying:In a case of appendicitis, find the
subluxation and adjust it. If you dont get results in ten minutes adjust
it again. If you dont get results in twenty minutes, call a surgeon and
have him operate. Do you live such a contradiction? We would give
an ADJUSTMENT and rest content.
If  materia  medica  is  proper  laboratorically  speaking,  why  then,  in
clinic, change drug and dose until patient dies or quits? If right STICK
with  it.  If  wrong  CHANGE  theory.  If  treating  effects  according  to
laboratorical  therapeutics  is  proper,  why  give  an  adjustment  as  cause
in clinic? We are raising these questions for students who have not yet
been weaned from milk bottle.
If  laboratory  finding  of  no  life  as  in  physiology,  is  true,  why  ask
your patient to use intelligence to help you? Why say relax, please.
Why ask intellectually to help when laboratorically you have been told
there is no life? If laboratorically they find no subluxation, why should
you,  in  clinic,  adjust  one?  We  are  drawing  sharp  lines  as  to
teachingsnot what they may concede exists in twenty or thirty years,
or  what  most  progressive  even  concede  now.  If  laboratorical
pathology leads to diagnosis and this trails to materia medica, why use
process  of  analysis  with  a  Meric  System  in  clinic?  If  laboratorical
findings of reflex be true, why trifle with direct cycles from brain cell
to tissue cell and back? Why use clinical nerve tracing to bring out this
phase, when sympathy is laboratorically said to be correct? Can you
admit  one  and  use  other?  Can  you  be  a  medical  man  in  theory  and  a
Chiropractor  in  practice?  That  could  be  ironically  put  in  these  forms:
could a gorilla live in our home, can a cow typewrite, or can a rose run
an automobile?
After  all  is  said  and  done,  and  our  faults  and  successes  recorded  in
this  paper,  rights  and  wrongs  of  two  methods  or  systems  deduced  to
their proper standings, this is the final issue.
Laboratorical  and  clinical  findings  are  not  as  yet  disputed  by  either
side  as  against  other.  Deductions  are  at  great  variancehow  can
either be proven right?
HISTORY REPEATS
Those  things  found  are  subject  to  proof  by  the  eye,  scale,  ther-
mometer,  chemistry,  physics,  etc.  Those  conditions  which  exist  as
deductions  cannot  be  proven  by  any  of  these,  regardless  of  whether
laboratorical or clinical. They are conclusions of thotfor once thot is
taken  into  findings  it  loses  relationships.  Bacteria  is  a  finding  and  is
true,  but  to  assert  that  germ  causes  a  disease  can  never  be  proven
except  in  logic.  Finding  of  a  subluxation  is  true  but  deduction  that  it
produces  pressures  upon  nerves,  cuts  off  current,  etc.,  cannot  be
proven  and  exists  only  in  logic.  Minute  we  kill  man  to  prove  that
germs  cause  dis-easethat  moment  we  have  removed  all  evidence
upon  which  to  prove.  Minute  our  patient  is  dead,  that  moment  do  all
conditions  change,  hence  clinical  deduction  remains  shrouded  in
mystery as before.
There  remain  but  two  final  tests  in  which  to  cast  laboratorical  and
clinical  deductions  to  see  which  is  right:  1st,  clinical  results;  2nd,
reason.  It  remains  for  each  deduction  to  test  itself  upon  given  cases
and see which application  gets  his  patient  well  or  fails;  or,  it  remains
for minds of thinking men to study each proposition carefully and pass
judgment  upon  which  he  thinks  more  reasonable,  logical,  consistent
with facts, and then condone or condemn. If these are tests usedthen
we bank on Chiropractic meeting both.
Nothing  is  so  impossible,  inconsistent  and  illogical  as  theories
evolved by medical men  and  certain  it  is  their  deductions  are  failures
in  clinic.  To  all  minds,  Chiropractic  deductions  are  reasonable,  meet
every demand made upon them, and clinic proves its right to be called
the champion holder of successful deductions.
Medicine,  in  theory  and  practice,  is  based  upon  laboratorical
findings  and  inductions.  Chiropractic  is  based  upon  clinical  findings
and  deductions.  As  you  accept  Chiropractic  clinical  deductions,  you
reject in ratio medical laboratorical inductions, so Chiropractic is more
than learning to punch the back. Only yesterday, came a letter from
a  physician  in  England.  He  wanted  to  learn  the  punch.  There  is
much  to  learn  that  is  new,  progressive  and  true.  Learning  is  easy,
hardest part of learning being to forget that which is old, retrogressive
and wrong.
Only possible dispute between Chiropractic and Medicine is that we
question  their  laboratorical  inductions  and  base  our  case  on  their
clinical failures. They may question our clinical findings
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and  deductions  but  when  they  come  to  our  clinic,  talk  with  our
patients  and  find  what  is  done,  notwithstanding  they  hold  their
laboratorical inductions and conclusions in mind, they say, I am at a
lossdumbfoundedshockedI  dont  know  how  to  explain  what
you  do  because  it  doesnt  coincide  with  what  should  be.  Their
laboratorical inductions wont hold good when tried in our clinicyet
our clinic work holds when taken to their laboratory. It has been so in
everything  tested.  They  may  claim  that  some  of  our  clinical
conclusions wont hold in their laboratory which we concede because
there  is  a  portion  of  work  in  our  clinic  that  has  not  yet  been  tested.
That which is true in the live must be so of the dead.
You  students  have  taken  adjustments.  It  may  be  Mrs.  Jones  took
adjustments  and  got  results.  You  became  interested.  You  talked  to
Chiropractorgot  interested  in  the  school  and  here  you  are.  Your
ambition probably is I want to get there, study anatomy, physiology,
symptomatology,  bacteriology,  learn  to  punch  and  be  a  Chiropractor,
get rich and be a man of society, and you are not altogether to blame.
Chiropractor probably has not shown you contrasts as we have tried to
do,  consequently  you  came  with  a  fixed  notion  of  what  Chiropractic
is, of what it consists and what you will study while here. You are here
a  monththings  are  not  what  you  thot.  You  are  here  two  months,
Here  is  something  lectured  upon  this  morning  that  I  never  dreamed
of. I didnt think that was Chiropractic. On all sides, from beginning
to  end,  you  meet  something  new  and  say,  It  is  greater  than  I  thot
when home, a larger subject than I had dreamed of. There is so much
to learnwill I ever get thru it? While these things are crowding in on
me, I get despondent, blue and dont believe I do credit to myself and
the  School.  You  absorb  more  than  you  think.  Majority  are  surprised
that we dont teach what medical schools do and yet you concede that
what they teach is a failure. You admit their principles are wrong and
yet  ask  us  to  teach  what  they  do.  If  we  taught  what  they  teach,  we
would lead you to failure. We  teach  what  our  clinic  and  observations
lead  us  to  know  is  true.  Your  studies  will  not  be  that  of  medicine.
Medical  man  comes  and  must  be  made  over.  His  viewpoints  must  be
changedhe  is  to  be  a  new  man  in  thothe  must  lose  all  he  knew
about medicine.
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This  morning  you  have  a  fair  outline  of  things  that  transpired  that
caused us to change viewpoints. Even though these have been proven,
there are those who still prefer to admire the old that have been proven
wrong, than to respect that which is right which is new
We  said  logically  that  laboratorical  method  does  not  reach  con-
clusion that bears facts. Clinical deduction is reachedmake the sick
well.  It  behooves  you  as  students  to  pay  careful,  strict  attention  to
clinic. There you get information much needed when you get into field
and yet it is the part of which you make a minor education. Use clinic
as  a  means  of  proving  theories.  Your  past  policy  has  been  for
laboratory to prove all things of life altho it manifests opposite. Clinic
proves all things of life and nothing of death.
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THE WET AND THE DRY MAN
(Copyright 1917Revised, 1951)
To  properly  understand  symptomatology  it  is  necessary  to
understand  human  mind  in  its  many  psychological  divisions.  To
intelligently  comprehend  pathology,  it  is  necessary  that  student  know
various  subdivisions  of  anatomy.  So  is  it  equally  true  that  before  you
can  understand  symptomatology  and  pathology  of  wet  and  dry  man
you must know Serous Circulation, for upon former is based abnormal
conditions  of  latters  normal.  As  symptomatology  is  to  mentality,  as
pathology  is  to  anatomy,  so  are  wet  and  dry  manifestations  to  Serous
Circulation.
In  each  division  we  must  have  the  normal  before  we  can  have  the
abnormal. Before you can understand what mind with pain thinks, you
must know mind without pain;  otherwise  you  could  never  get  a  mind
with  pain  back  to  a  mind  without  pain.  Before  you  can  understand
what  abnormal  conditions  matter  can  get  into,  you  must  know  matter
as it is; otherwise it would be useless to picture retracing backward to
normal.  So  is  it  also  true  that  before  you  can  appreciate  wet  and  dry
man, you must know what degree of moistness matter should be in to
be in its natural state.
Steps are from normal to abnormal; unnatural to natural.
It  would  be  consistent,  here,  to  review  Serous  Circulation;  state  its
beginning, ending, bleedings  and  tissues  in  which  such  take  place;  to
outline  glands,  both  with  ducts  and  without;  to  mention  acids  and
alkalies;  approximate  quantities  of  each;  relative  locations  of  each;
time  it  takes  to  pass  from  one  to  another;  but,  in  presenting
pathological  expressions  of  secretions  and  excretions,  we  take  it  for
granted  that  you  have  studied  tissues  and  their  fluids  as  presented
under topic head of Serous Circulation in Volume 2, The Science of
Chiropractic, Library Series. If you have not perused that first, then all
we shall here say is like Greek without a lexicon.
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There  are  many  ways  to  analyze  man,  viz.,  physical,  mental,
spiritual, etc.
Analysis  that  is  here  necessary  is  more  wet  and  dry.  In  presenting
this  dissolution  we  are  aware  that  it  will  give  to  old  facts  a  new  odd
face.  Man  has  always  been  just  what  he  is,  but  somehow  we  now
seemingly  are  dividing  him  into  different  sections  than  heretofore.
Electricity has existed from beginning of time. Man did not analyze air
and  ether,  subtract  and  divide  all  of  its  elements  until  recently.  Fact
that it was not done before upsets no facts, it merely adds a new one.
The  constant  stumbling  block  of  originators  is  that  they  must  be
confronted with old laws based upon older order of things. Laws of
physics  have  said  that  which  is  heavier  than  air  could  not  remain  in
air.  As  proof,  they  would  raise  a  rock  and  you  would  see  it  fall  to
earth.  This  common  test  was  carried  into  laboratories  where
commonness  was  magnified,  photographed,  microscoped;
microscoped into multitudinous scientific tests which more elaborately
proved the original.
But, the world do move. Man will think. Reason will decipher. He
does  produce.  As  a  result,  come  motor,  gasoline  combustion,
propellers, oiled silk, out of which come laws of aeronautics, which
set  aside  laws  of  physics  to  such  an  extent  that  they  are
revolutionized. Yesterday laws of physics said nothing heavier than
air could remain in it. Today laws of physics admit that their former
premise was untrue.
Of  all  research  that  has  been  given  human  body,  from  time
immemorial  to  date,  three  divisions  of  man  have  been  ignored  or
studied  seemingly  without  practical  and  reachable  results,  viz.,
psychical, fluidic and neurotic.
Psychical  we  have  analyzed  in  our  Chiropractic  way,  in  other
publications devoted to that purpose.
Neurotic we have also divided almost simultaneously with psychical,
for they are closely related.
This  analysis  deals  with  secretions  and  excretions  of  man;  their
origin, distribution, character; quantity under environment.
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and other circumstances where they should be normal but are not.
Perhaps  no  one  has  given  this  question  such  scrutiny,  in  light  of
bases  of  past,  as  Sajous.  His  research  is  exhaustive,  his  writings
voluminous.  His  work  was  caretaking.  But  it  was  all  done  in  light  of
principles and rules well laid down, of impossible past. If fundamental
under  which  he  proceeded  had  been  right,  what  he  was  after  would
have been found years before his time. Fact that he ultimately failed to
discover was not his fault; it was the flaw of the man or men who laid
foundation  for  him  which  he  trod  after  they  were  long  dead  and
buried. His error was in staying in rut and trying to prove where their
rut was not long enuf or broad enuf.
In  this  analysis  we  shall  stand  by  no  rules,  laid  or  constructed.  We
shall  radically  depart  from  all  and  construct  a  working  passage
originally our own.
In  quoting  from  Sajous,  Encyclopedia  of  Internal  Secretions,  we
do  so  merely  to  prove  that,  after  all,  he  admits  he  accomplishes
nothing  constructive.  He  adds  to  accumulative  knowledge  of  things
that  are  not  so.  He  does  not  add  one  valuable  idea  that  is  usable  in
reconstructing man.
Preface of the above named work, date of September 1, 1908, makes
following terse remarks:
The  present  status  of  medicine  precludes  any  apology  for  the  publication  of  a
work  such  as  this.  Professor  Sollmann,  a  prominent  member  of  the  Council  of
Pharmacy of the American Medical Association, wrote, only this year (1908): A
generation  ago  therapeutics  was  an  art,  promising  to  develop  into  a  science.  At
present it cannot be classed as an art nor as a science; it can only be classed as a
confusion.  Indeed,  Oslers  public  declaration:  That  of  the  action  of  drugs  we
know little, though we put them into bodies the actions of which we know less,
sustained by Llewellys F. Barkers estimate published about the same time: That
drugs of unknown physiological action cannot conscientiously be set  to  act  upon
bodily tissue in disease in which we are ignorant of deviations from the  normal,
involves  the  conclusion  that  our  ignorance  applies  to  disease  as  well  as  to  thera-
peuticsin a word, to all that which endows us with the right to accept with any
degree of self-respect the confidence which suffering humanity places in us.
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It  is  not  my  purpose  to  take  issue  with  these  frank  expressions  of  opinion.  In
fact,  were  I  to  do  so,  I  would  conceal  similar  conclusions  reached  nearly  twenty
years  ago,  when,  as  editor  of  the  Annual  of  the  American  Medical  Sciences,  it
became  my  lot  to  collate,  with  the  valued  collaboration  of  many  associates,  the
multitude  of  data,  clinical  and  experimental,  which  were  accumulating  from  year
to year. Nor do they conflict with the prevailing estimate of the therapeutic worth
of  medicine  among  the  best  informed  medical  men  abroad.  Skodas  dictum  of
several years, standing, that we can diagnose disease, describe it, and get a grasp
of  it,  but  we  dare  not  expect  by  any  means  to  cure  it,  has  drifted  along,  on  the
ripples  of  time,  until  hardly  one  year  ago  (1901)  the  president  of  a  prominent
British  society,  Dr.  A.  H.  Brampton,  found  it  opportune  to  declare  that:  If  any
daring member has introduced a subject bearing on medical treatment, it has been
with an apologetic air and humble mien, well knowing that if his remarks had any
reference to the utility of drugs in the treatment of disease they would be subjected
to  good-humored  banter,  and  received  by  those  sitting  in  the  seat  of  the  scornful
with  amused  incredulity.  My  aim  now,  as  it  was  when  Internal  Secretions,  was
first projected, is to indicate what to me, at least, appears to be the main cause of
the deplorable state of practical Medicine, and, if possible, to eliminating it.
When,  twenty  years  ago,  I  was  brought  face  to  face  with  the  mass  of
heterogeneous  material  we  term  the  Medical  Sciences  and  with  the  yearly  crop
of  contradictory  theories  upon  each  disease,  mode  of  treatment,  etc.,  I  soon
realized that some gigantic flaw should alone account for so great a confusion. In
the  preface  of  the  1888  issue,  I  had  stated  that  the  Annual,  was  intended  to
become  a  helpmate  to  the  practitioner  in  his  efforts  to  relieve  suffering,  and  to
assist  the  investigator  by  correlating  facts,  thus  enabling  him  the  better  to
compare.  Whether  such  comparison  was  indulged  in  by  others  I  cannot  say,  but
the  fact  remains  that,  as  far  as  my  own  position  in  the  matter  was  concerned,  I
began then and there to seek for the flaw referred to. I must frankly confess that its
identity  was  not  difficult  to  find,  namely:  The  invalidity  of  Physiology.  Never,
when it came to tracing a pathological condition, the effect of a remedy, the nature
of  a  symptom,  or  any,  in  fact,  of  the  many  phenomena  which  to  us  practitioners
are of paramount importance in diagnosis or therapeutics, was it possible to trace
to  its  source  the  chain  of  events  thru  which  a  normal  function  had  more  or  less
suddenly  become  abnormal.  Invariably  was  it  found  that  either  the  physiologists
had  failed  altogether  to  discern  the  nature  of  that  function,  or,  if  an  attempt  had
been made by them to explain it, that it was laden with so many inconsistent and
obviously  mutually  contradictory  conclusions  thatalthough  perhaps  quite
scientific in their eyesit was more misleading than helpful in the explanation of
the morbid condition analyzed.
To  illustrate  these  statements,  I  will  submit  a  few  of  the  more  salient  de-
ficiencies  referred  to.  The  process  of  respiration,  which  includes  pulmonary
respiration  and  oxygenation  of  the  blood  and  tissues,  at  once  asserts  itself  as  of
capital importance, since it involves the functions of all organs, the vital
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process,  and  also  every  morbid  process.  In  January,  1903,  I  urged  that  this
function as taught by physiologists failed to satisfy our needs, and suggested new
paths  for  research.  Two  years  later,  Professor  Chas.  R.  Barnes  of  the  Botanical
department of the University of Chicago wrote, I found to my great surprise that
animal  physiologists  have  concerned  themselves  very  little  with  the  essential
problems of respiration. Then, naming our best-known textbooks on physiology,
he  added:  I  found  no  treatment  whatever,  indeed,  no  mention  whatever,  of  the
real problem of respiration, that is, of what is happening in the tissues, the process
of which these external phenomena are the sign. The late Sir Michael Foster also
closed a study on metabolism in the last edition of his textbook with the statement
that,  after  all,  consists  mostly  of  guesses  and  gaps.  Even  the  apparently  simple
process  through  which  the  blood  acquires  its  oxygen  from  the  air  in  the
pulmonary  alveoli  is  at  present  unknown  to  physiologists,  their  gasometric
experiments  being,  as  stated  by  Pembrey,  very  discordant,  and  inadequate  to
explain the absorption of oxygen by the lungs.
If  the  full  meaning  of  these  deficiencies  is  apprehended,  their  appalling
consequences will appear.
Another  great  function  is  nutrition.  Our  first  need  to  interpret  intelligently
gastro-intestinal  infections,  is  a  clear  understanding  of  ferments.  A  most  able
physiologist,  Benjamin  Moore,  wrote  recently:  Little  is  known  regarding  the
chemical nature of enzymes, because all attempt to isolate them in a state of purity
has hitherto failed, another authority, Halliburton, also writes: The process thru
which  the  digested  foodstuffs  are  absorbed  from  the  alimentary  canal  is  quite  as
obscure. Thus, Howell writes: The energy that controls absorption resides . . . in
the  wall  of  the  intestine,  presumably  in  the  epithelial  cells,  and  constitutes  a
special  form  of  inhibition  which  is  not  yet  understood.  According  to  Beddard,
we  know  nothing  of  the  path  taken  by  the  products  of  proteid  and  carbohydrate
digestion. Howell also says: The form in which proteid is absorbed remains . . . a
mystery.  Again,  if,  as  textbooks  on  physiology  teach,  the  foodstuffs,  duly
prepared, were taken up at all by the blood they should be found in the latter. But,
as stated by Mendel, Beyond the intestinal wall, in the blood and lymph-stream,
the cleavage products seem, for the most part, to be missing. Finally, once in the
blood,  the  fluid  proteids  should  be  readily  diffusible  to  penetrate  freely  to  the
tissue cell. Howell states: The proteids of the blood, which are supposed to be so
important for the nutrition of the tissues, are practically indiffusible, so far as we
know. It is difficult to explain their passage from the blood  through  the  capillary
walls into the lymph.
The  problem  of  nutrition  is  evidently  no  more  solved  by  physiologists  than
those  of  respiration  and  tissue  metabolism.  The  consequences  to  us  are  quite  as
deplorable. Asiatic cholera, typhoid, infantile diarrhoea and kindred disorders are
closely  related  with  all  intestinal  functions,  and  in  absorption  lies  the  keynote  to
general  infection.  How  can  we  possibly  obtain  a  clear  conception  of  all  those
dread diseases with such a foundation as physiology affords us?
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The third great question is the manner in which function is incited in an organ.
As  shown  by  Claude  Bernard,  over  fifty  years  ago,  this  is  due  to  dilation  of  the
arteries  of  that  organ;  more  blood  passing  through  it,  it  functionates.
Notwithstanding considerable work done upon the problem ever since, the manner
in  which  this  function  is  carried  out  is  quite  unknown.  Naturally,  to  admit  more
blood into an organ, the nutrient arteries must be dilated. Now, in his summary of
vasomotor  action,  Foster,  for  instance,  says,  referring  to  the  presence  of  dilator
nerves  in  muscles:  There  is  no  adequate  evidence  that  these  vasodilator  fibres
serve as channels for tonic dilating impulses or influences. While Landois, in the
last  edition  of  his  textbook,  holds  that  although  a  center  for  vasodilator  or
vessel-relaxing  nerves  had  not  yet  been  demonstrated,  the  existence  of  such  a
center in the medulla may nevertheless be suspected. J. G. Curtis states that it is
not known whether a vasodilator center is present in the bulb. The actual state of
the  question  is  aptly  summarized  by  H.  C.  Chapman,  when  he  says:  Though
numerous explanations have been offered of the manner in which the vasodilator
nerves act, it must be admitted that none of them are satisfactory, and that it is not
yet understood how this stimulation causes dilation of the blood vessels.
Now,  the  bearing  of  this  physiological  process  upon  pathogenesis  and
therapeutics  may  be  said  to  be  limited  only  by  the  total  number  of  diseases  to
which  the  human  frame  is  exposed,  since  all  disorders  are  functional  or  organic,
and  all  organic  diseases  impair  function  at  a  given  time.  A  possible  exception
suggests itself, namely, the nervous system. But here, again, the deus ex machina
of  the  function  as  a  whole,  THE  NERVE  IMPULSE,  has  remained  hidden.  As
Landois  says,  the  nature  of  the  physiological  nerve-stimulus  in  the  normal  body
is  not  known.  This  accounts  for  the  prevailing  discouragement  among  the
devotees of a great specialty, neurology, as expressed in the recent statement of a
very  diligent  worker  in  that  line,  Joseph  Collins,  that  we  know  very  little  more
concerning  the  etiology,  pathogenesis,  and  the  clinical  display  of  the  majority  of
nervous diseases, organic and functional, than we did twenty years ago.
These are but a few of the evident shortcomings  of  physiology;  others  will  be
referred  to  in  the  body  of  the  work.  I  wish  to  state,  however,  that  their
enumeration  is  not  inspired  by  a  spirit  of  criticism;  they  are  mentioned  because
each  deficiency  is  subjected  to  a  searching  inquiry  in  the  second  volume  with  a
view  of  its  elimination.  Indeed,  anyone  who  has  examined  physiological  lore  as
closely  as  I  have,  cannot  but  admire  the  enormous  and  patient  labor  that
physiologists have devoted to the solution of the multitude of problems which the
functions  of  the  human  organism  involve,  including  the  many  unsolved  ones  to
which  I  refer.  But  I  must  now,  after  writing  the  second  volume,  emphasize  a
feature  which  I  merely  suggested  in  the  first  volume,  viz.,  that  their  failure  to
explain the many functions referred to is due to the fact that they have overlooked
the  cardinal  functions  of  the  organs  to  which  I  have  given  special  attentionthe
adrenals, the thyroid, the pituitary body and the leukocytes.
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As the text will show, various branches of biology have been studied, but many
of  the  facts  which  have  served  to  elucidate  function  were  obtained  from
CLINICAL  medicine.  A  great  physiologist,  Professor  Pawlow,  of  St.  Petersburg,
wrote a few years ago, after  stating  that  physicians  had  pointed  out  the  existence
of  gastric  secretory  nervesa  question  which,  I  may  add,  has  been  greatly
elucidated,  thanks  to  his  own  labors.  Physiologists,  on  the  other  hand,  had
fruitlessly endeavored for decades to arrive at definite  results upon  this  question.
This is a striking, but by no means isolated, instance where the physician gives a
more  certain  verdict  concerning  physiological  processes  than  the  physiologist
himself; nor is it indeed strange. The world of pathological phenomena is nothing
but  an  endless  series  of  the  most  different  and  unusual  combinations  of
physiological  occurrences  which  never  make  their  appearance  in  the  normal
course  of  life.  It  is  a  series  of  physiological  experiments  which  Nature  and  life
institute,  often  with  such  an  interlinking  of  events  as  could  never  enter  into  the
mind  of  the  present-day  physiologist,  and  which  could  scarcely  be  called  into
existence  by  means  of  technical  resources  at  our  command.  CLINICAL
observation  will  consequently  ALWAYS  remain  a  rich  mine  of  physiological
facts.  There  are  precedents,  therefore,  upon  which  a  legitimate  belief  may  be
based  that  the  conclusions  I  have  reached  are  sound.  They  afford,  moreover,  a
clear  explanation  of  the  inability  of  physiologists  to  discern  the  functions  my
researches  have  led  me  to  discover;  they  are  partly  hidden  in  a  field  that
physiologists  could  not  legitimately  be  expected  to  scrutinize,  owing  to  its
vastness.  In  this  connection  it  is  mainly,  therefore,  as  a  contribution  of
pathological biology to normal biology, of which physiology is a subdivision, that
the two volumes of Internal Secretions are offered.
The  final  conclusions  to  which  I  have  ledthose  submitted  in  the  second
volumeare  not  offered  as  mere  theories,  but  as  solutions  carefully  worked  out
from the abundant material at my disposal. My labors as editor of the Annual of
the  Universal  Medical  Sciences,  and  the  Cyclopaedia  of  Practical  Medicine,
having shown that it was to the habit of theorizing with a few facts as foundation
into which investigators, and particularly laboratory workers, have fallen, that the
confusion  which  characterizes  the  Medicine  of  our  day  was  due,  the  following
working  plan  was  adopted;  the  literature  of  each  subject,  my  own  experimental
and clinical observations, etc., were collected, subdivided and filed.
These  details  are  given  not  only  with  the  object  of  aiding  others  who  might
wish  to  work  on  parallel  lines,  but  to  illustrate  another  salient  feature  brought  to
light by my editorial work upon the Annual and the Cyclopaedia, namely, that
the  present  unsatisfactory  condition  of  Medicine  is  due  to  the  fact  that
investigators do not avail themselves of the enormous array of solid data available
to  ascertain  the  truth.  Blinded  by  the  fallacious  idea  that  the  worth  of  a
contribution  to  our  knowledge  should  be  gauged  solely  by  the  new  experiments
and clinical observations it adds to those  already  available,  they  lose  sight  of  the
fact that such experiments and observations are but bricks and mortar out of which
a  coherent  and  truly  useful  Medicineone  indeed  worthy  of  ranking  as  a
sciencecan be built.
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The  conception  of  Medicine  presented  in  the  second  volumeand  fore-
shadowed  in  the  firstis  submitted  only  as  an  effort  in  this  direction.  It  aims  to
replace  the  empirical  and  hazardous  use  of  remedies  which  has  undermined
increasingly  the  confidence  of  our  best  observers  in  them,  by  a  system  of
therapeutics  based  on  solidly  established  facts  which  makes  it  possible  to  trace
every phase of their action to its source.
The  work  introduces  no  elixir  of  life,  no  universal  panacea,  or  even  a  new
serum; the weapons recommended are available to all, viz.: The identical remedies
which for years have been in daily usethe forty or fifty that have stood the test
of  time.  It  shows,  I  believe,  that  it  is  not  because  we  have  been  lacking  agents
capable of successfully coping with disease that confidence in remedies has been
steadily  decreasing,  but  because  they  were  used  blindly  and  often,  therefore,
injudiciously.
You ask me what man is, chemically analyzed, and we would say he
is but water and dust.
(a)  Water,  in  its  myriads  of  combinations,  too  many  for  any  one
mind  to  know  correctly.  Combinations,  chemicalized  in  endless
seesawing,  relating  and  interrelating  until  it  staggers  chemist  or
laboratorical expert. For this reason alone, if for no other, we shall not
attempt  to  track  our  feet  into  their  failure  footsteps.  (b)  Dust,  in  very
highly organized and specialized forms.
Putting  it  in  other  and  crude  language,  it  can  be  said  that  man  is  a
childs  mud  pie  highly  chemicalized  and  specialized.  Just  as  mud  pie
is  beyond  comprehension  of  child-mind,  so  is  human  mudpie  beyond
comprehension  of  adults  trained  mind.  No  mind,  youth  or  adult,
trained  or  ignorant,  knows  an  atom  or  drop  of  water,  much  less
chemicals and tissues out of which both come.
Human  dust  is  organized  into  what  we  have  grossly  seen  fit  to  call
osseous,  nervous,  muscular,  ligamentous,  connective  and  other
primitive  tissues.  Only  difference  between  one  and  other  is,  none  at
beginning and all at ending, organization being process between.
Steel,  bricks,  mortar,  wood  and  other  dusts  that  go  into  our
skyscrapers are originally from same mother earth. Different processes
of  heat,  time  and  other  elements  make  one  dust  a  steel  and  another
dust a brick.
Water,  as  commonly  understood,  is  composed  of  H2O.  In  it  are
vegetable and animal matters which when extracted make it aqua pure.
Take life out of it and it is pure, even tho lifeless.
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Water,  as  it  floats  or  osmoses  thruout  body,  is  composed  of  living
water,  or  lifeless  water,  plus  all  compounds  and  mixtures  of
multitudinous  compounds  it  gets  out  of  foods  in  transition  from
moment it enters body until it leaves it.
Water, fluids, liquids, secretions, excretions, bile, and other granular
juices are generic titles which beg our ignorance. We know there is a
difference, yet of exact nature, action and reaction we are at a loss  to
know whence they start, pass thru or leave human body.
We  shall  not  worry  reader  with  our  admitted  ignorance  of  these
things.  We  are  confessing,  at  outset,  that  which  Sajous  had  to  admit
when he finished.
Given  organized  dust,  chemicalized  water,  add  a  psychical
individuality  and  you  have  a  natural,  living,  reasoning  object,  be  it
vegetable, animal or human. Natural objects providing organizing of
dust, chemicalizing of fluids and adding of psychical self are all mixed
in crucible by Father Time and nursed to maturity in cradle of Mother
Nature Should any of this blending be attempted by Educated Man, in
any  of  his  artificial  laboratories,  that  moment  it  loses  its  naturalness
and ceases to exist as it should if in a human body or composite form.
When  man  lives,  he  is  dust  plus  water  (mud)  plus  his  soul,  which
keeps  it  well  stirred  and  freely  passing  on  in  flowing  process.  When
man  dies,  we  separate  soulwhich  is  neither  dust  nor  fluidfrom
mud  and  then  it  ceases  to  start,  pass  on  or  pass  out.  After  man  has
been dead for some time, water becomes separated from dust, it ceases
to be mud, gradually dries and soon we have bone dry dust composed
of  dust  minerals  and  dust  salts.  We  have  disorganized  water  and
destroyed naturalness of dust.
A  man  dies.  Process  is  one  of  a  separation  of  soul  from  water  and
dust.  His  organized  water-dust  is  not  dead.  Suppose  we  cremate
the  remains.  All  that  occurs  is  separation  of  waters  from  dusts.
Should you see actual performance, you would note mist that arises
this is water leaving. Ashes are dust.
It  takes  but  a  fraction  of  a  moment  for  soul  to  leave  dusty  water.
How  long  it  takes  to  separate  water  from  dust  depends  upon  in  what
proportions they have existed up to time of death.
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Living  man,  composed  of  elements,  material,  which  we  have
analyzed him into above, should be MOIST, to be normal.
Living man, however, is rarely normal; therefore he is usually wet or
super-wet;  dry  or  super-dry.  Whether  it  is  one  or  the  other  depends
upon whether fluids are of right quantity and quality or whether tissue
cells are of sufficient quantity and quality to balance or not.
Everything in life is a question of balance. Too much goodness is no
good;  too  much  badness  cant  exist.  Person  worth  while  fits  rule.
There is so much bad in best of us, and so much good in worst of us,
that  it  hardly  behooves  any  of  us  to  talk  about  the  rest  of  usjust  a
good balance of a trifle of each. Liquors, the weed, fevers or anything
else that is bad are only such because they are out of balance. Average
person  is  an  extremist;  did  he  strike  balance,  extreme  could  not  be
condemned.
In  gross  when  man  is  wetor  super-wetits  case  of  too  much
water for tissuescells are floodedas in dropsy.
In  gross  when  man  is  dryor  super-dryits  case  of  too  many
tissues for watercells crumbleas in chalky rheumatism.
These are concrete examples. They exist endlessly when detailed.
Man  is  either  well  or  sick.  Being  well,  we  can  only  study  anatomy
and physiology. Being sick, we can only study anatomy or pathology,
or  abnormal  physiology  or  symptomatology.  Pathology  is  but  sick
anatomy. Symptomatology is but sick physiology.
In  sense  we  use  it  here,  abnormal  is  a  relative  term  in  tissue  and
CHEMICAL  QUANTITY  in  speaking  of  anatomy  or  pathology.  In
same  sense,  sick  is  a  relative  term  in  action  or  FUNCTIONAL
QUALITY as used in physiology or symptomatology.
In  speaking  of  QUANTITY  we  mean  whether  there  is  too  much
water for tissues or too little water for tissues. QUALITY is relative
as  to  how  pleasant  or  unpleasant  physiology  or  symptomatology
is.
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When  QUANTITY  of  water  and  tissues  is  normal,  QUALITY  is
normal.  QUALITY  is  product  of  QUANTITY.  Proper  QUALITY  is
produced  by  proper  QUANTITY  properly  mixed.  Mix  quantities
abnormally  and  quality  is  abnormal  to  same  degree  and  extent,  no
more or less.
Example: Concrete and its proper quantity mixture, therefore quality,
is a good example. Concrete is made of matters and has a function that
is comparative to supportive tissues in physiology. It can be abnormal
and comparative to pathology as well as to symptomatology.
Hypothetically, suppose  we  are  mixing  for  a  wall.  Ingredients  are  4
of sand, 2 of rock, 1 of cement, to 6 of water. This constitutes a good
mixture and will adhere closely, stand up well and make a firm quality
of wall.
Suppose we have a mixture of 4 of sand, 2 of rock, 1 of cement and
12  of  water.  We  have  same  quantity  of  other  matters,  but  we  have
added  twice  as  much  water.  This  will  thin  sand,  rock  and  cement  to
where  it  will  pour  much  as  does  diarrhoeait  is  too  thin.  It  will  not
adhere, it will not stand up, but makes a poor quality of wall. It is too
thin. Ever hear tell of blood being too thin?
Suppose, on reverse, we have a mixture of 4 of sand, 2 of rock, 1 of
cement  and  3  of  water.  We  have  same  quantity  of  other  basic
materials,  but  we  have  decreased  quantity  of  water  by  one-half.  This
will  make  mixture  so  thick  that  it  will  not  pour;  congestion  occurs  in
vessels  it  should  pass  from  and  out  of,  as  in  costiveness  of  bowels.
Such cement will make a wall with holes.
Between  extremes  cited  there  can  be  many  shades,  fractions  and
degrees;  infinitesimal  details  of  anything  above  6  of  water  in  excess
of,  to  anything  below  3  of  water  in  minus-quantities,  plus  or  minus,
can be whatever container can contain, or whatever receptacles can go
without  and  still  hang  together  without  blowing  away  as  common
dust.
Even after science has got thru scientizing in its LAST degree, it will
still be plus or minus of what it should be a good mixture in quantity
and  quality.  They  may  quibble  and  squabble  over  shades  and  terms,
but  basic  fact  remains  same:  From  where  we  stand  it  is  always  up  or
down.
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There may exist many figures to designate distance above, but it will
still  be  plus  even  when  scientific  men  have  reached  last  degree  of
comprehension.  Same  may  also  be  true  of  distance  below,  but  it  will
still  be  below  whether  one  or  one  million.  To  know  degree  adds
nothing  to  human  knowledge;  to  know  relative  and  comparative
condition adds much to our usefulness.
Another example: In our younger days we made mud pies. One quart
of road dust and one pint of gutter water made a fine mud pie. It was
neither  too  thin  nor  too  thick.  It  worked  and  stuck  and  patted  nicely
between our palms. But, two quarts of dust and one pint of water made
it so dry that it would not stick together, it fell to pieces. But one pint
of  dust  and  one  pint  of  water  made  it  so  wet  that  it  was  sloppy  and
made our hands muddy with its slop.
By inverse ratio, opposite could be as justly true.
One  pint  of  water  to  one  quart  of  dust  would  make  a  fine  mud  pie,
but one pint of water to one quart of dust made it too dry, as two pints
of water to one quart of dust made it too wet.
In  both  examples  we  have  cited,  we  mixed  quantities  of  dust  and
water. This is true, in human body, only so far as we deal with matter
in transit, in passage thru us. That dust which is organized and which
is  of  use  as  bodily  tissues  is  a  known  and  fixed  quantity,  exception
being only as we deal with tumors. (As this is not a talk on tumors, we
will  deal  exclusively,  for  purpose  of  this  text,  with  excretions  and
secretions.)
In  all  examples  in  human  body,  it  is  water  which  fluctuates;  not
quantity  of  dust  which  is  made  too  thin  or  too  thick.  Mans  organs
remain  a  fixed  given  quantity,  but  fluids  which  enter,  tarry  and  pass
thru are in transition; are normal in quantity, hence quality of output or
function  is  interfered  with  and  becomes  manifest  in  many
symptomatologies  and  pathologies  of  organs  and  secretions  and
excretions.
Generically  speaking,  where  organs  are  a  fixed  quantity  and  fluids
are  in  excess,  title  of  dropsy  can  be  aptly  applied.  Too  little  tissue
floats  in  too  much  water;  too  little  tissue  only  in  that  it  has  TOO
MUCH WATER to float in.
Generically  speaking,  where  organs  are  a  fixed  quantity  and  fluids
are in minus, title of body drought can be aptly applied.
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Too  much  tissue  floats  in  too  little  water;  too  much  tissue  only  in
that it has TOO LITTLE WATER to float in.
In  all  this  mass  of  symptomatology  and  pathology  that  is  taught  by
many  means,  by  vision  and  sense,  common-sense  and  nonsense,  we
have  a  super-abundance  of  diagnoses  and  terms  for  those  conditions
which  indicate  an  excess  of  fluids  here  or  there  or  everywhere.  But
when it comes to giving a name to those conditions in which there is a
minus  of  fluids  here,  there  or  everywhere,  we  are  at  sea  for  want  of
any medical term to indicate what we mean.
We are compelled to borrow an agricultural term, body drought, to
make ourself understood. This accounts for title of this talk: The Wet
and the Dry Man.
After all, what great difference exists between farm of man and man
of  farm?  One  has  a  farm  to  plant  seed  inother  has  seed  to  plant  in
HIS farm. One has a farm which has seed, which needs to be watered;
other has seed planted in his body farm, which needs watering. Farmer
knows,  as  does  humaner,  that  once  seed  is  properly  planted  and
properly  watered  it  will  grow.  But  each  also  knows  that  too  much
water will rot his seed, as too little water will make it too dry to sprout
and expand.
Watering  human  body,  causing  various  waters  to  reach  out  to  all
parts  of  his  body  thru  many  different  channels  is  very  little,  if  any,
different  from  irrigation  idea  now  in  vogue  in  many  otherwise  arid
parts of good fertile soil.
What is good for goose may be bad for gander. One mans food may
be anothers poison.
That condition which is manifest as a dis-ease in one part of body is
but one-half of dis-ease. Take a given case of dropsy, where we have
an  excess  of  water  in  feet.  Some  other  part  of  body  has  gone  dry  to
supply  that  part  with  its  excess  water.  Take  a  given  case  of  too  dry
feet,  where  there  isnt  enuf  fluid  in  feet.  Kidneys  have  gone  wet  to
take from feet their water. Its a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul. We
notice  objective  symptom,  study  it,  diagnose  it,  treat  it,  regard  it  as
whole, and when
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we  fail  it  was  because  it  was  too  bad  to  be  driven  from  body.
Subjective  symptoms  and  pathology  are  usually  more  important  than
objective. We should find them, get their location, trace major, adjust
it. As soon as subjective is gone, objective cannot exist.
Body  must  at  all  times  strike  its  balance,  either  in  normal  or
abnormal,  wet  or  dry,  here  or  there.  Mouth  shows  a  temperature  of
102 degrees. Too much heat in mouth; but balance of body will show
cold  feet.  (Cold  feet  usually  go  with  hot  heads.)  Have  an  excess  of  a
tumor in one place and that which made it has been robbing Peter for
some  other  time.  What  tapeworm  gets,  body  of  patient  does  not.
Absence  of  one  arm  makes  other  do  double  work  and  grow  twice  as
strong.  Examples  are  endlessbody  does  strike  its  balance  between
objective,  seen  or  known  symptoms,  and  pathology  and  their  direct
opposites  in  subjective  or  unknown  symptoms  and  pathology.  (For
more insight on this question, see Majors and Minors.)
If  pump  does  more,  per  hour  or  per  day,  than  is  needed,  we  drain
well  but  flood  land.  If  pump  does  less,  per  hour  or  per  day,  than
needed, we flood well but drain land. Either condition is bad for crops.
Too much drowns seed; too little dries it up.
To  make  comparison  more  consistent,  we  must  regard  fluid  as  a
constantly passing commodity. It is never in a state of staying. It, like
mental  impulses,  must  be  in  transit  at  all  times,  otherwise  stagnation
occurs.  We  say  that  we  think  WITH  our  brains.  We  dont,  we  cant.
We  think  THRU  them.  We  think  only  as  force  flows  THRU  brain.
Electricity  does  not  give  us  light.  It  is  traveling  or  flowing  electricity
which  does.  Electricity  must  be  in  motion  to  secure  resistance  of
carbon; it is this resistance to a traveling current which gives heat, and
heat is light.
Having  read  Serous  Circulation  in  Volume  2,  you  are  aware  that
kidneys are to it what blood is to blood circulation. Just as heart sucks
in venous blood from system and pulmonary blood from lungs, just so
does  it  also  push  forward  and  out  arterial  blood  to  system  and  push
venous blood forward into lungs to be oxygenated. Kidneys are pumps
which  sap  to  them  all  refuse  fluid  from  all  parts  of  body,  put  it  thru
themselves, which is the last filter, and then shove it on into reservoir
to await convenience in disposition to outer world. They are the great
final medium in
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controlling principles of supply and demand; upon THEIR action rests
largely  question  of  SYSTEMATIC  quantity  and  quality.  In  questions
of  valuation  there  would  be  little  difference,  in  our  opinion,  between
lungs,  heart  and  kidneys.  Without  one  life  would  depart  quicker  than
with another; but in living, one is equally as important as another.
Kidneys  can  be  aptly  said  to  sap  from  body  and  push  it  forward  to
bladder.  System  drains  its  areas  to  kidneys.  Kidneys  receive  it,  make
an internal secretion of it, pass it on and dump it into bladder.
We  have  a  method  by  which  we  can  tell  rhythmic  pulsations  of
heart; lungs have a known respiration and exhalation. We do not know
contractions and relaxations necessary for glands, including kidneys in
this  category.  They  have  such,  and  each  would  be  as  rapid  as
conditions necessitated.
For  purposes  of  explanation  only,  we  are  going  to  assume  that
normal  contractions  and  relaxations  of  kidneys  are  100  per  minute
too  many  perhaps,  but  this  figure  can  best  be  divided  to  bring  out  a
comparison. As a result of 100 contractions, it can regulate to a nicety
amount  of  fluids  which  will  come  to  it  from  body  side  and  by  so
regulating it can hold back whatever would be in excess. Kidneys are
like  sponges;  every  time  they  squeeze  they  exude  onward  a  fluid
which  we  shall  now  call  urine.  As  a  result  of  the  100  contractions  a
minute, we are issuing forth to bladder 100 given quantities of urine to
be expelled.
Suppose kidneys were to contract 200 times per minute. They would
draw  towards  same,  from  systemic  serous  circulation,  twice  the
amount of fluids to be normal. Body goes dry, but we urinate twice the
amount  we  should.  What  comes  in  one  side  of  kidneys  must  go  out
other.  It  must  strike  its  balance.  Just  as  we  see  objective  of  too
frequent urination, so does subjective exist, also, of drying body.
Suppose kidneys were inactive, paralyzed, contracting only 50 times
per  minute.  They  would  fail  to  draw  towards  same  from  systemic
circulation normal quantities of  urea.  Only  one-half  of  what  it  should
will  come.  Body  is  taking  IN,  per  mouth,  approximately  usual
quantity;  as  a  result  the  body  becomes  waterlogged  and  we  have
dropsy somewhere. What fails to come into kidneys, fails to pass thru,
therefore is retained in body
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Objective  symptom  is  lack  of  urination.  Subjective  is  that  our  body
has too much water somewhere.
Human body is fearfully and wonderfully made. Starting water at its
natural  entrance,  mouth,  it  then  goes  to  stomach,  to  intestines,  at
which  time  it  begins  a  dual  existence.  After  passing  thru  its  many
transitions, it will be eliminated in two ways, viz., perspiration to skin,
urine  to  bladder.  It  could  be  called  a  superficial  or  insensible
elimination  and  a  deep  or  sensible  elimination.  Ratio,  of  course,  is
largely of bladder as carrying majority.
It  is  a  well-known  and  established  fact  now  that  when  kidneys
overact,  skin  goes  dry;  and  vice  versa,  when  kidneys  cease  to  act  in
normal pulsations, skin becomes excessively wet. When kidneys drain
body,  they  remove  from  superficial  tissues  chemical  elements  and
by-products  they  must  needs  have.  When  kidneys  cease  to  draw  sap
from  body,  they  dam  back  into  tissues  elements  and  by-products
kidneys should drain off.
When  kidneys  work  too  rapidly,  skin  suffers  for  want  of  per-
spiration;  it  becomes  dry,  itching;  blackheads,  pimples  and  other  like
rashes appear as in all eruptive fevers. If kidneys cease to act, odor of
urine is detected in pits of body, as in groin and avillae.
As  a  result  of  this  simple  and  general  observation,  four  possible
conditions stand forth as an axiom:
1. We can and do have a wet external or superficial body with a dry
internal or deep.
2. We can and do have a dry outside skin with a wet body internally.
3.  If  kidneys  overwork  and  secrete  too  much,  far  beyond  normal,
they may even drain all superficial and deep tissues, producing a
dry outside and inside.
4.  If  kidneys  underwork  and  secrete  and  excrete  too  little,  far
beyond  normal,  they  may  dam  back  all  superficial  and  deep
tissues, producing a flooded inside and outside.
In  using  terms  wet  and  dry,  we  mean  them  as  contradistinctive
or excessive between moist, which is normal state  of  tissues  in  this
comparison.
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Idea herein laid down is a simple principle of common-sense, which
is  uncommon  when  applied  to  human  body.  Heretofore,  either
objective  OR  subjective  has  been  discovered  and  made  basis  of
diagnosis.  Now  we  have  learned  to  take  both  objective  AND
subjective to make a deduction as to origin lying midway between one
and other and reduce it to normal to temper excess of one with minus
of other, thus bringing excess internal wet man and minus external dry
man (or vice versa) so that he is moist all over.
Principle  here  brought  forth  is  fact  of  irrigation,  of  evaporation,  of
refrigeration.  Human  body  was  original  irrigational  system  upon
which all irrigation theories and systems have been worked out. It was
the  first  machine  which  utilized  now  well-known  principles  of
evaporation and radiation for cooling off cylinders and other tissues. It
was likewise first padded box to utilize principles of retention of heat
and evaporation of flowing fluids to make heat and cold at will. Innate
heats and cools her body, in parts or in toto as circumstances demand.
Fundamental  principles  incorporated  in  farming,  making  deserts
fertile; machinery, locomotion; producing ice and transporting heats
we  ignore  in  human  body  and  in  our  dealing  with  same  principles
when abnormal in them.
Man  must  drink  water  or  other  fluids  to  live.  True,  man  must  do
other things also to live, but in this we are confining ourselves to one
idea as far as it goes to study of secretory and excretory anatomy and
pathology, physiology and its symptomatology.
Man  must  eat,  and  practically  everything  he  eats  contains  fluids  in
largest  percentage.  All  that  he  eats,  be  it  vegetable  or  animal,  could
not  have  been  contained  in  its  present  form  were  it  not  for  waters,  in
solution, which made it possible.
These vegetables and meats enter mouth, and there mix with fluids;
pass  thru  throat  to  stomach,  and  there  mix  with  more  of  them;  enter
intestines  and  there  dissolution  process  continues.  Dissolution  of
what?  Separation  of  one  kind  of  fluid  by  actions  of  other  fluids  to
make it into a third kind of fluid so that it will not only be acceptable
but subject to assimilation in tissues farther on to which it must go.
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Passing thru walls of intestines it begins a 72-hour grind to be passed
from  one  gland  to  another,  to  be  volley-balled  backwards  and
forwards, passing thru many glands of our human laboratory, one after
another; constantly changing its form either by subtraction or addition;
elimination or absorption. So multitudinous are the many forms which
this  original  common  form  of  secretion  starts,  that  no  man  has  been
able  to  name  them  or  their  different  combinations  of  chemical
elements.  Some  of  most  common  are  known,  such  as  bile,  splenic
fluid, thyroid juice, etc., but when it comes to minor  glands  scientists
become muddled, addled and confused.
We make no claim to pick it up where they leave off; neither do we
claim to know what they know as well as they know it. Our only claim
of  originality,  as  outlined  under  lecture  of  Serous  Circulation,  is  to
outline a practical working basis of general passage of secretions and
excretions as a totality, their origins and finals and how their functions
can be, in detail or in gross, interfered with, and  what  is  necessary  to
be done to get them to working normally, either in detail or gross.
It is the observation, taken as a whole, new viewpoint on old matter,
new  construction  placed  upon  those  observations,  that  makes  this
subject of value. Whether it agrees with what science has worked out
on paper, matters little. Vital issue is, just as Sajous has declared, does
it work out in clinical deductions? And therefore we are pleased to say
it has been tried on many thousands of cases and not found wanting on
any. Between May 1, 1909, and May 1, 1917, over 17,000 cases were
registered in our open clinics, so opportunity for proving or disproving
was not wanting.
(At this juncture student should stop, review Serous Circulation, if
he  hasnt  already  done  so,  then  come  back  and  pick  up  the  thread  of
this outline.)
Suppose  we  had  a  perfect  boiler  and  engine,  with  no  water,  no
steam,  therefore  no  motion  in  engine.  What  good  is  it?  Suppose  we
had  a  perfect  human  boiler  and  muscular  motors,  with  no  water,  no
combustion  in  tissue  cells,  therefore  no  motion  as  a  direct  result  and
heat  as  a  by-product,  and  a  liquid  by-product  waste  to  cool  off.
Without water, what good is it?
Suppose we had a perfect engine. It has joints which must be oiled.
Oils are by-products of excrescences, offals. Suppose we
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had no water to have by-products made from in other tanks, therefore
no oils to lubricate its joints; therefore stiff action, friction, hot-boxes,
and  metals  run,  etc.  Water  and  its  byproducts  are  essential  to
prevent these things. Our human machine is no different. It has joints
which  must  be  oiled;  and,  if  they  are  not,  all  that  occurs  in  any  other
engine occurs in this.
Plant  an  acorn  in  ground.  Given  dust  in  which  to  plant  it,  given
elements of time and heat, it still would cease to grow until moisture is
added.  Growth  is  but  EXPANSION  of  materials  it  already  contains.
Growth  of  foetus  is  but  an  enlargement  of  materials  contained  in
embryo.  As  moisture  is  added  to  acorn,  its  minute  and  microscopic
cells  expand,  shoot  forth  for  greater  space  and  as  a  consequence  we
have  what  is  commonly  called  growth.  Growth  of  any  kind  is  but
expansion. Expansion in all instances is dependent upon moisture as a
primary impeller.
Dry  tissues  dissolve,  separate,  do  not  cling  together.  Elements  of
which  they  were  composed  pass  thru  dissolution  rather  than
enlargement.  Only  element  which  is  added  to  anything  that  is  going
thru  condition  called  growth,  is  fluid  in  some  one  of  its  many  forms.
Only difference between weight of  a  man  of  30  who  weighs  150  and
the  man  of  30  years  who  weighs  100  pounds  is  difference  in  ratio  of
water in their bodies. Only difference in size is one of individual size
of his cells. In the baby it has same number, but they are smaller than
in an adult.
Every  tissue  structure  in  body  has  same  form.  Bones,  muscles,
ligaments,  cartilages,  connective  and  supportive  tissuesall  must
expand  as  individual  enlarges  from  baby  to  adult.  We  are  constantly
shedding  tissues  of  each  of  various  and  many  kinds.  These  must  be
replenished, and they are by newly expanded cells which come to take
place  of  those  just  lost.  To  perform  this  function,  calls  for  a  constant
flow of fluid to do it with.
For  example,  take  a  tree.  In  winter  it  sleeps.  In  spring  the  sap
flows  upward  thru  heart  of  tree.  New  growth  of  wood  from  center
outward, occurs; new branches expand,  new  leaves  spring  forth.  This
continues all summeror so long as sap continues to flow upward and
outward.  In  fall  water  begins  to  recede  and  just  that  soon  growth
begins to stop and tree lies dormant. Do anything to bark which would
interfere  seriously  with  downward  flow  of  this  sap,  thru  bark  of  tree,
and tree will
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die,  i.e.,  cease  to  expand.  A  woodsman,  desiring  to  kill  a  tree,  cuts  a
circular  niche  all  around  bark  of  tree.  It  isnt  long  until  all  growth
ceases.
Digestion  is  a  condition  brot  about  by  fluids  working  on  solids
which  contain  fluids  which  must  be  extracted.  To  bring  this  about,
juices  which  come  from  glands  which  empty  into  stomach  and
intestines  must  be  in  normal  quantity  and  quality.  Suppose  one  of
these  juices  were  absent,  dried  up,  too  thick  or  too  thin,  reduced  to  a
poisonous  essence  or  was  so  watery  that  its  dilution  made  it  of  no
value? We know you will agree that digestion would be impaired just
to that extent.
By  way  of  concrete  example:  Patient  complains  of  indigestion,  as
commonly  understood;  goes  to  a  physician;  he  examines  case,
examines vomitus, and finally announces that case doesnt get gastric
juice  into  stomach.  He  prescribes  an  extract  more  than  likely  made
from stomach of a goat or bull. This is wrong end from which to work.
Kidneys  have  been,  for  some  time,  overworking  to  end  that  they  sap
from  body  fluid  that  should  go  to  stomach  glands  and  make  gastric
juices; but, because of its being sidetracked, goes  to  kidneys  and  out.
No  wonder  case  had  indigestion.  Stomach  glands  were  secondary.
Kidneys  were  first.  Another  example  of  very  opposite:  Kidneys  have
been for some time underworking. They wont take fluid from body. It
is  dammed  back  into  system.  For  some  time  liver  has  been  over-
working;  manufacturing  too  much  bile.  Natural  direction  of  all  fluids
is onward. Urine and bile are both working backwardsinto system
rather  than  towards  its  external.  Bile  makes  a  jaundice  case;  intestine
does not get its bile; digestion is again interfered with. Intestine would
be  a  secondary  organ  and  kidneys  and  liver  would  be  primary  in  this
major.
We merely cite one organ and one gland. This could occur with any
in any part of alimentary tract.
In  electricity  there  are  problems  of  hooking  up  in  series  or  in
multiples.  Same  is  apparent  here.  Glands,  or  organs,  may  all  be
working abnormally in unison, or they may all be working on dry side,
or acid-making glands may be on wet side and alkali ones on dry side,
or  vice  versa.  Alkali  glands  may  have  gone  dry,  acid  glands  making
their normal quantitycombinations that
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could and do happen are seemingly so endless that it does not behoove
us  to  attempt  to  make  this  a  chapter  on  digestive  symptomatology  or
pathology.  Each  case  that  presents  itself  is  a  problem  unto  itself  and
must  be  so  solved  to  get  direct  and  indirect  facts  that  major  may  be
accurately  located.  No  matter  how  long  you  may  adjust  a  wrong
major, it will not do that which you want done on a correct one.
It  is  but  a  short  step  from  indigestion  to  auto-intoxication  (self-
poisoning) and its broad field. Poisons as commonly understood are
usually  taken  into  body  in  a  fluidic  form  or  exist  as  extracts  as
withdrawn  from  vegetables  in  our  bodies  and  pass  around  body  as  a
fluid.
In Volume 5 of The Science of Chiropractic, Library Series, is to be
found  a  very  explanatory  subject  on  Poisons.  We  do  not  desire  to
reprint  it  here,  altho  subject  matter,  as  covered  there,  would  fit
appropriately  here.  Fundamentals  well  laid  down  in  that  chapter  are
really an elaboration of this portion of our Wet and Dry Man subject.
By way of hasty review, we will quote a portion from pages 286-7-8
of 1916 edition, on definitions:
The definition that I would offer would be based upon the knowledge that man
is  a  triunity:  (1)  immaterial  which  moves  the  (2)  mechanical,  thereby  producing
the  (3)  chemical.  These  three  phases  must  always  meet  hand  in  hand  and  work
together,  and  are  important  in  the  order  named.  A  definition  would  not  be
complete  unless  the  three  commingle,  therefore:  poison  is  any  substance,
introduced  into,  or  manufactured  within,  the  living  body  upon  which  Innate
Intelligence, after becoming cognizant of its presence through the interpretation of
the vibrations set up in the tissue cells, and knowing that such substance cannot be
utilized in metabolism, but if allowed to remain in the body will be assimilated by
the  tissue  cells  and  do  damage,  begins  a  systematic  process  of  elimination  from
the body. Again the definition could be modified to mean, Any substance which
was made for utilization in one place in one organized being, but by and through
abnormal functions was abnormally changed from one place to another for which
it  was  not  intended,  will  be  a  poison  to  the  latter  place.  Or,  Any  and  every
chemical substance, made by the Innate Intelligence, was made for a purpose. To
transplant  it,  artificially,  into  some  other  object  for  which  tit  was  not  made  by
Innate  Intelligence  is  to  create  of  it  a  poison.  Or,  any  chemical  made  within  the
body of any organized mechanical subject, having
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in  process  of  constant  formation  one  or  more  chemical  combinations,  direct  and
guided  through  the  creation,  transmission  and  expression  stages  by  an
intelligence,  the  product  of  which  may  abnormally  occur  in  excess,  then  that
excess of chemicals becomes a poison to the body, although a normal amount be
not  a  poison.  The  amounts  and  normalities  thereof  are  to  be  judged  entirely  by
Innate Intelligence, not Educated man; food for the object for which intended, but
poison to the object for which it was not intended.
This follows the old motto that Food for one is poison for another. This being
true,  we  find,  then,  four  possibilities  that  enter  into  the  study  of  poisons  in  the
body.
First: MISPLACED GLANDULAR PRODUCTS; that is to say, when thyroid
juice  in  Mr.  A.  has  been  transposed  from  the  thyroid  gland  to  the  liver.  That  is
misplaced glandular product in the same individual.
Second: EXCESS OF GLANDULAR PRODUCT: as, when the liver produces
more  bile  than  needed,  than  is  normal.  The  bile  in  excess  of  normal  becomes  a
poison  to  that  body.  That  amount  which  is  normal  is  not  a  poison  even  though
chemistry  might  show  that  the  chemical  action  of  that  which  is  in  excess  was
identically the same as that which was normal. The fact remains, however, that the
excess quantity is a poison.
Third: TRANSPOSITION OF ANY NATURAL SECRETION, plus or minus,
from  A  to  B,  or  from  an  animal  into  man,  or  vice  versa;  that  is  to  say,  a  thyroid
secretion from a dog forced into man would be that much of a poison to man.
Fourth:  THAT  WHICH  INNATE  INTELLIGENCE  CANNOT  USE  IN
METABOLISM. Any secretion, whether injected from outside to inside, whether
in  excess  from  inside  and  transposed,  or  whether  misplaced  from  one  gland  to
another, if that secretion or excretion is not for bodily good, then that proves it is
objectionable to Innate and will be excreted as a poison.
Poison is a word expressing the contempt that Innate holds for that secretion or
excretion  in  the  body  in  her  attempt  to  expel  it.  Educated  man  is  not  aware  of
Innates  attitude  toward  secretions  and  excretions  until  such  time  as  Innate  has
acted  upon  it,  which  act  is  indicative  of  Innates  attitude,  which  proves  that  it  is
poison.
There  is  but  one  eruptive  fever,  viz.,  a  fever  with  which  there  is  an
eruption.
Imagine  a  condition,  based  upon  premise  that  kidneys  are
underworking,  paralyzed,  if  you  please.  They  refuse  to  drain  from
body its just and reasonable poisons. They are being manufactured so
long as body lives. Not being able to go out thru kidneys, poisons are
compelled to back up and come out thru skin.
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There  is  no  way  of  approximating  percentage  of  liquid  refuse  which
should  leave  by  skin  and  which  should  leave  by  kidneys.  But,  for
purposes of explanation, let us assume that it is 75 per cent by way of
kidneys and 25 per cent by way of skin. If kidneys carry off but 25 per
cent, then 75 per cent must go by way of skin.
To  this  condition  add  a  general  fever.  What  is  net  result?  An
ERUPTIVE fever. Eruption  comes  from  skin  carrying  an  overload  of
poison,  to  which  you  now  add  fever,  and  you  have  a  hot  skin  which
closes pores. As a result, you have an eruption much like volcano of
Kilauea.
An  eruption  among  volcanologists  is  that  state  of  affairs  where
there is a manufacture of heat and gases beneath crust of skin of earth
and  there  is  no  usual  or  natural  exit.  Manufacture  of  one  and  an
abnormal  retention  of  same,  sooner  or  later  demands  an  eruption  for
exit.
Condition  that  happens  to  volcanoes  is  same  condition  which
happens to skins. Surface of skin of earth is in no way different from
surface of skin of human body.
We  are  led  to  believe  that  there  is  a  difference,  in  some  instances
slight,  in  others  very  great,  between  different  manifestations  of
eruptive  fevers.  Volcanologists  make  same  distinctions  between
different  forms  of  volcanic  eruptions.  But  after  both  are  thru,
conditions underlying all are same.
There  is  little,  if  any,  difference  between  scarlet  fever,  measles,
rubeola,  chickenpox,  variola  or  smallpox.  They  are  relative  terms
expressive  of  relative  conditions.  In  all,  underlying  conditions  are
identical except in degree.
More  poison,  less  heat,  indicates  one  phase.  Less  poison,  more
heatanother  phase.  There  is  little  use  for  any  squabble  over
diagnosis of any of these.
If a subluxation occurs, produces pressure upon nerves, hinders flow
of  secretory  or  excretory  function  to  kidneys,  kidneys  are  paralyzed,
they  refuse  to  sap  fluid  poisons  from  body.  This  dams  back  poisons
into system, into skin, then skin carries an overload. Certainly no one
would  contend  that  subluxation  or  any  of  its  intermediate  steps  were
catching.
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One person may have a trifle more color, one pustule may be pitted
whereas another is not, one poison may be green or another yellow
what  matters?  Why  waste  time  haggling  over  rotten  specks?
Conditions are important. Get back to their cause!
It  does  not  matter  much  whether  poison  is  manufactured;  is  kept
internal  or  external,  using  these  words  as  heretofore  explained.  It  is
essential  to  know  whether  liver  is  poisoning  itself,  or  stomach,  or
whether  liver  is  damming  back  its  fluids  into  skin  as  in  jaundice,  or
whether addition of heat in skin with a general poisoning is making an
eruptive  fever.  This  knowledge  is  what  determines  location  of  major
and upon that depends whether case drags to a chronic or a reversal of
conditions is quickly brought about in acute cases.
When  approaching  a  case,  it  is  very  easy  to  determine:  First,  that
there  is  a  fever,  it  is  general  over  body,  most  at  CP  and  least  at
furthermost  extremities.  This  requires  no  great  judgment,  intelligence
or  hyper-education  of  symptomatology  or  pathology.  Second,  that
kidneys  have  not  been  carrying  off  their  excretions  in  quantity  as  per
usual.  This  proves  that  if  they  dont  and  cant  go  one  way,  they  are
going  to  get  out  thru  other  great  emunctory,  if  possibleskin.
Knowing  major,  what  matters  it  whether  you  can  as  intelligently  and
scientifically squabble over whether this is a mild case of smallpox or
whether  it  is  a  severe  case  of  chickenpox,  when  line  between  is  but
splitting hairs and neither one, if right, would get your case well?
This construction on all eruptive feversgranting no exceptionsis
as  true  as  any  fact  could  be.  Proof  exists  in  such  unlimited  quantity
that  only  a  fool  or  knave  would  dispute  it.  Any  Chiropractor  is
competent  to  prove  its  correctness  at  any  time  upon  any  number  of
cases.
If  it  is  true  that  body  is  even  now  suffering  with  an  overload  of
poisons,  dammed  back,  what  is  logical  sequence  of  what  happens
when  more  poison  is  artificially,  educationally  and  forcibly  injected
into  body?  In  what  way  can  more  poison  relieve  congestion  of  too
much?  Suppose  excess  was  an  acidand  nobody  knowsdoes
injection  of  an  alkali  so  dilute  it  that  it  can  and  will  get  back  to
kidneys  and  do  what  they  could  not  do  before?  Vice  twista  does  not
make it one whit better.
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Call addition of poisons what you will, serum, anti-toxin or vaccine,
it matters little, condition remains same, except to add more poison to
overload  which  we  are  now  trying  to  get  rid  of.  Its  a  question  of
construction at fundamentals.
Serum does not loosen skin and help it to dump its load; it does not
cause kidneys to get into quicker or greater action and draw back that
which they formerly refused to pass outit gets between the two and
aims  to  do  something  which  is  not  clearly  deduced  by  scientists  (?)
who do it.
(Should  reader  desire  to  go  into  this  question  more  thoroly,  we
suggest he read Are Diseases Contagious or Infectious in Volume 5
referred to above. We also discuss epidemic phase of question. )
Diseases  are  questions  of  combinations  of  various  functions,  in
different degrees, in different localities.
Suppose  a  secretion  could  not  become  an  excretion,  via  kidneys,  it
would  needs  go  to  skin  and  there  have  exit.  If  it  came  in  excess
quantities,  it  would  produce  dropsy  if  it  was  thin  and  copious  in  its
flow. Suppose same condition existed, but it came in excess quantities
and  was  thick  and  viscid  in  its  flow,  it  would  produce  pimples,
blackheads, whiteheads, acne, eczema, rash, chap, etc.
Suppose either of these conditions existed in a localized region, then
dropsy  or  eczema  would  be  confined  to  that  region  only.  If  it  were
general, then effect would be likewise.
Suppose  to  either  of  these  conditions,  localized  or  general,  there
should be added a fever. In localized region, it would be a fever WITH
rash.  Should  rash  be  general,  red  in  color,  and  fever  generalone  of
many forms of an eruptive fever would be net result.
Skin diseases are as multitudinous as imagination and interpretation
of various glands, poisons, localities, degrees, combinations, etc.
Instead of wasting needless and useless hours studying types, which
exist twice in same way, in same degree, in same combination in two
people,  how  much  better  it  is  to  weigh  relative  difference  between
broad fundamental conditions, thus striking at roots of things.
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It  is  not  uncommon,  with  measles,  to  have  them  checked  so  they
never  come  out,  they  are  driven  back  in  and  you  should  worry.
When  that  occurs  be  satisfied  that  that  for  which  you  were  working
has  occurred.  Fluids  should  be  retraced  backward.  Why  worry  when
that for which you are working has occurred?
Skin  disorders  are  a  specialty  with  scientists,  physicians  and
surgeons.  It  is  but  one  of  many  conditions  that  are  simply  and
practically  analyzed  into  a  solution  that  is  easy  and  divisible.  Instead
of  taking  unknown  and  magnifying  it,  we  take  wet  and  dry  man  and
microscope it to small form.
Glands are of many kinds, each with a duty all its own which cannot
be  duplicated  or  doubled  with  any  other.  They  are  of  various  sizes,
some large, others small; they are  distributed  from  brain  to  feet;  each
has an internal as well as external secretion and excretion.
Some of these glands are known to have ducts; others, we are told,
are  in  doubt.  There  is  none  in  doubt,  in  our  opinion.  Functions  of
some are known and many are unknown, altho it is supposed, which
leaves  everything  begging.  It  matters  little  whether  we  know  every
gland and its every function or not so long as we can pull throttle and
increase  or  shut  off  power  which  regulates  them  all,  irrespective  of
location or duty.
Glands  are  known  and  unknown  conditioning  facts  of  hundreds  of
diseases  named  and  unnamed.  It  is  believed  is  very  common  when
referring  to  glandular  troubles.  Safest  way,  when  in  doubt,  is  to
remove  them.  Therefore  glandularotomy  is  a  growing  hobby  among
surgeons.
All  glands  in  human  body,  duct  or  without,  known  or  unknown
function,  are  but  a  part  of  a  great  chain  of  Serous  Circulation.  They
are  connected  directly  and  indirectly  with  each  other.  Their  first
source  of  supply  and  their  final  dumping  ground  for  their  refuse  are
same. Change is that of an intermediary. Gland is of  importance  only
so far as it is a local spot in which a local may be involved; outside of
that, beginning and ending are important points to know.
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Man was born to die. He was given life to sustain, to prolong and to
produce  and  reproduce  his  kind.  This  is  done  thru  a  special  series  of
sex organs given unto each sex. Majority of organs are glands.
Man,  after  birth,  is  a  productive  animal.  Not  so,  tho,  with  that
portion  of  him  called  sex.  These  organs  and  glands  are  reproductive.
They select from body those fluids necessary to reproduction. Neither
sex alone, however, is capable of doing this. It takes dual productions
to make individual reproduction.
Neither would any of this  be  possible,  as  a  unit  or  dual,  were  it  not
for various combinations of fluids both secreted and excreted at proper
times  and  under  proper  circumstances.  Thus,  fluids  are  important  for
reproduction.  Without  them,  male  and  female  or  both  may  be  sterile,
dry, barren, non-productive.
Take  individuals  who  are  barren,  give  correct  adjustment,  and  they
become productive. This has been brot about in so many  cases  that  it
is an axiom.
Assume that it  were  possible  that  a  young  man,  in  bloom  of  health,
virility, productive and reproductive, becomes arbitrarily and at will, a
masturbator.  (As  a  matter  of  fact,  it  cant  occur  this  way,  but  for
purposes  of  hypothesis  only,  we  are  assuming  that  it  could  be.)  Let
him do that act of practicing this habit and it is but a question of time
until  he  will  gradually  lose  his  memory,  become  lethargic  and  finally
become a raving maniac. He becomes nothing short of insane.
Act is with sex. Effect is with brain. What connection exists between
sex organs in pelvis and brain in skull which connects the two? What
connection  exists  between  excess  excrescence  at  sex  organs  and
diminution  manifest  in  brain?  What  tie  binds  excess  use  of  sterility
with lacking use of thinking?
As  a  matter  of  fact,  sex  organs  produce  a  secretion  which  is  brain
food,  with  which  mentality  stands  up,  without  which  it  totters.  When
masturbation is practiced, it drains food from brain, starves it, dries it
and manifestation is characteristic.
Investigate  every  case  of  spasm  family,  epilepsy,  and  in  variably
masturbation  is  practiced.  If  case  has  spasms  only  and  does  not
practice  masturbation,  then  it  is  not  epilepsy.  Largest  percentage  of
insane cases in average institution are sex perverts
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in  one  form  or  another.  Abuses  of  sex  functions  drain  body  of  sex
foods  and  brain  suffers.  His  thots  become  sticky,  thick  and  gummed;
eventually to lose all reason because thereof.
It  is  but  a  step  from  overuse  of  sex  to  gonorrheal-rheumatism,  sex
infections, etc.
In  given  case  of  sex-insanity,  known  so  scientifically  and  so  ably
written about by Kraft-Ebbing as Psychopathia-Sexualis, what is to be
done?  Adjustments  alone  prove  sufficient.  If  unnatural  habit  can
naturally cease, fluids will remain in body, go to their natural places in
normal  quantities,  and  reason  is  restored.  Fault  lies  not  in  a  wrong
secretion or excretion but in its unnaturally being forced out  of  body,
rather than a natural use of it in brain via body.
In  given  case  of  epilepsy,  subluxation  of  atlas  is  necessary  because
that has to do with spasm.
Wet  and  Dry  Man  has  much  to  do  with  self-production  as  well  as
dual self-reproduction. We might make these comparisons as broad as
manifestations  of  pathology  which  encyclopaedias  alone  try  to  cover,
but  we  much  prefer  laying  down  broad  fundamental  principles  and
letting you make application to any symptoms which appear under any
condition
There  is  another  form  of  insanity  that  is  frequently  met  with.  It
resents  no  symptoms  of  sex-insanity,  neither  is  there  any  direct
insanity  residing  in  an  otherwise  healthy  body.  It  does,  tho,  come
squarely within purview of being a secretory-excretory-insanity.
If  kidneys  are  working  overtime  or  underdoing,  the  brain,  with  rest
of  body,  becomes  too  dry  or  too  wet.  Same  form  of  insanity  can  be
had assuming that atlas determines locality to be involved and kidneys
are working overtime or undertime and manifestation is first noticed in
weakest place, which would be brain.
We  speak  of  weakest  place  because  it  is  local  subluxation  which
determines  where  general  condition  will  find  its  greatest  dumping
ground  for  its  excess,  if  such  it  be,  or  will  be  drained  first  if  it  be  a
minus condition.
Examples:  Kidneys  are  working  overtime.  Fluids  are  not  being
carried out of body. They are being dammed back into Serous
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Circulation. They must go some place. Logically, they will dump first
and  most  into  weakest  place  to  offer  resistance  to  their  penetration.
This  place  is  brain,  if  an  atlas  subluxation  exists.  Brain  becomes
waterlogged. Thinking is cloudy and thots are anything but clear. Who
ever saw a hydrocephalous case with a clear-thinking brain?
Kidneys  work  overtime.  Fluids  are  being  carried  out  of  body  in
excess  quantity.  Body  is  drained  of  that  which  it  should  naturally
retain  a  period  of  approximately  72  hours.  Tissues,  when  working
normally, have a selective and retentive power on that which comes to
them. When atlas subluxation exists, it weakens selective and retentive
power  of  brain  cells  upon  fluids,  lets  them  go,  and  brain  suffers  first
and  most  for  want  of  fluids  which  kidneys  are  draining.  Brain
becomes dry. Thinking is cloudy and thots lose their logical sequence.
Who  ever  saw  a  case  of  advanced  diabetes  with  a  normal  thinking
brain?
This  is  called  wet-brain-insanity  or  dry-brain-insanity  because  it  is
premised on that condition. Sanity and insanity are comparative terms
of state of brain, which is seat of reason. As the brain, so thot.
In  this  connection  we  must  remember  that  it  is  only  educated  brain
which  becomes  insane,  never  innate  brain.  Chain  of  consequences
which  follows  educated  brain  insanity  with  its  educated  body  insane
movements is endless, for body action accommodates itself to  quality
of brain thot, no more and no less.
Let  us,  by  way  of  review,  weigh,  briefly,  some  of  many  conditions
which  can  and  do  occur  from  involvement  of  each  primary  function
under consideration of wet and dry man.
1X  has  to  do  with  EXPANSION  of  tissue  cells.  If  tissue  cell
center  (and  it  matters  little  which  kind  of  tissue  we  consider)  is  dry,
cells cannot expand, come forth and take place of those which we lose
by  natural  growth  or  by  those  demanded  as  result  of  contusions,
impaction,  concussions,  compactions,  percussions,  burns,  fractures,
etc. Not getting tissues, body wastes for want of cells to take place of
those we lose.
Very opposite may occur and produce identically same condition. If
tissue  cell  center  is  crowded  with  water,  more  than  it  can  use,  it
becomes clogged, puffed and hence could not issue nor-
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mal  ratio  of  cells,  consequently  function  would  be  sadly  impaired.
Center  could  no  more  perform  its  function  than  a  dropsical  leg  can
move about freely and support body of owner.
2T  has  to  do  with  SECRETION  proper  in  all  tissues,  more
particularly glands of all kinds, large or small. If unit of construction,
tissue  cell,  is  dry  then  chemical  combination  becomes  reduced  to  an
essence,  it  becomes  a  poison  to  that  extent  and  quantity  is  decreased
and its quality increased. If cell is waterlogged, chemical combination
is  diluted  to  that  extent  that  its  quantity  is  increased  and  its  quality
decreased.
3E has to do with EXCRETION proper in all tissues. If cell is dry,
then  quantity  which  issues  from  that  cell  which  should  go  to  another
place is diminished to a smaller quantity and higher state of essence. If
cell  is  waterlogged,  chemical  excreted  is  increased  in  quantity,  altho
decreased in quality to where no other part receives what it should.
With secretion subject to being reduced to an essence and excretion
subject to being increased to a dilution, it takes no great imagination to
show  where  any  one  organ  or  gland  might  trail  an  entire  series  of
conditions, one of which might be considered major when it might be
minor.
As a given example, note jaundice. Every other fluid is either diluted
or  essenced  with  bile.  Entire  system  of  secretions  and  excretions  is
disorganized.  It  would  be  without  reason  to  blame  every  fluid  for  its
condition  when  liver  is  over-secreting  and  same  thing  is  being
dammed back into system by kidneys.
4Y  has  to  do  with  REPRODUCTION  in  all  sex  organs,  male  or
female.  If  organs  are  dry,  seminal  fluids  are  decreased,  dry-births
occur,  etc.  If  organs  are  water-logged,  tissues  become  dropsical,
tissues  are  crowded  for  want  of  space,  hence  cant  do  their  normal
duty. Just as there trails a series of symptoms following a dry-birth, so
does  mother  find  it  difficult  to  carry  a  child  if  she  has  dropsy  of
abdomen
5C  has  to  do  with  CALORICITY;  that  portion  which  furnishes
oils  which  help  in  process  of  combustion.  Man  is  much  like  gasoline
engine.  It  must  have  electric  spark,  gasoline,  oxygen,  gasoline  gas,  a
cylinder  and  a  circulating  cooler.  Tissue  cell  is  cylinder,  mental
impulse is spark, intercellular serous flow is
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gasoline;  blood  carries  oxygen  to  and  carbon  from.  Mix  these
ingredients  well  and  you  have  a  serous  gas  which  mental  impulse
explodes and you have caloricity as  a  by-product.  Intracellular  serous
urea flow cools cell after explosions.
So far as this subject is concerned, we are concerned in  heat  and  to
get  this  it  is  necessary  to  have  gasoline  (serum).  If  these  calorific
fluids are in minus, heat is accordingly raised and retained in body and
we  get  a  fever  for  want  of  sufficient  intracellular  circulation  to  cool
cell-cylinder. If calorific  fluids  are  in  excess,  then  cylinder  is  flooded
with too rich a mixture, combustion is accordingly reduced and heat is
depreciably subnormal as in a dropsical leg.
6M  has  to  do  with  MOTORICITY  in  muscular  structures,
superficial  as  well  as  deep.  If  muscular  secretions  are  in  minus,
muscles  get  no  lubrication  and  they  work  stiff  and  hard  same  as  any
moving  part  of  any  machine  which  was  not  kept  well  oiled.  If  same
secretions are in excess, then muscles are waterlogged, and move only
with greatest difficulty.
7R has to do with REPARATIVE functions of all tissues. Fracture
a  bone;  it  must  be  united  with  symphysis  or  exostosis,  which  is  but
expanded  osseous  cells  coming  from  an  ossific  tissue  cell  center.  If
cells do not get their fluids they cannot expand in sufficient quanity, a
lack of reparation is noticeable and fracture refuses to knit or unite. If
same cell-center should be waterlogged, then cells would have greatest
difficulty  getting  out  of  tissue  cell-center,  from  where  they  were
expanded, to where they are needed. In case of abrasions, contusions,
or  fractures,  such  excess  fluidity  would  reduce  adhesion  qualities,  by
dilution,  of  cells  should  they  properly  be  placed  where  they  were
needed.
8N has to do with NUTRITION of all parts of body. Nutrition is a
property  of  selection  by  individual  cell  of  fluidic  materials  it  most
needs to perform its particular duty in metabolism.
If  secretions  are  minus,  cell  could  not  select  what  it  needs,  cell
becomes  depleted,  emaciation  occurs  and  anaemia  exists.  This  is
usually  blamed  onto  blood;  but,  thank  goodness,  blood  era  is  passing
out and serum age is coming into its own. If secretions were in excess,
then  body  would  be  overfed  and  hypertrophic  conditions  would  exist
such as a  very  much  enlarged  arm,  leg  or  body,  commonly  known  as
elephantiasis.
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In case of anaemia, REPLETION is needed. In case of elephantiasis,
DEPLETION must occur. This is brought about  by  a  correct  analysis
of  case,  determining  majors  according  to  localities  involved,  always
adding KP as determining conditioning factor.
By way of interjection, let us assume a case of local paralysis  of  an
arm.  We  recall  a  case  of  a  boy  of  8,  son  of  a  physician  of  Portland,
Oregon,  who  came  into  our  pit.  History  showed  trauma  occurring  as
result of a fall from a hayloft two years previous. Ever since, left arm
has  been  completely  paralyzed  and  upper  part  of  right  arm.  Father
(physician) was uncertain whether it was result of accident or infantile
paralysis.  Knowledge  of  palpation  and  analysis  soon  cleared
difference.  Left  arm  had  greatly  diminished  in  size,  right  arm  was
much  smaller.  Physiologists  tell  us  Wallerian  degeneration  has
occurred.  Degeneration  has  a  fixed  definition  meaning  to  die,  to
decay, to be dead. And, what is dead cannot by any manner of means
be  returned  to  life.  There  was  no  denegation  in  this  arm.  Tissues  had
become depleted, tissue cells had collapsed, hence no nutrition, hence
lifeless  so  far  as  use  was  concerned.  When  subluxation  is  adjusted
each  tissue  cell  will  have  returned  to  its  selective-assimilative  action,
cell will enlarge, get its food, have its strength, and arm will fill out to
normal  size.  REPLETION  will  have  taken  place.  There  was  no
degeneration.
9There  are  9  primary  functions.  The  8  just  given  are  all  efferent
functions, meaning thereby that they flow from brain to body. The 9th
is  afferent  and  deals  with  afferent  half  of  the  8  preceding.  Each
efferent function, upon its completion, or lack of it, either in excess or
minus, gives rise to a certain corresponding vibration of matter, which
vibration,  when  it  reaches  mind  in  brain  is  interpreted  and  known
there as SENSORY function. The 9th function is always adaptative to
the  other  8.  QUALITY  of  9th,  or  sensory  function,  is  based  upon
QUANTITY  of  the  8  that  get  into  action.  If  one  of  the  8  is  less  than
normal, feeling will be less; if one of the 8 is in excess? then feeling is
likewise.
Hastily reviewing, we have introduced, under this subject:
principle of growth.
principle of digestion.
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principle of self-auto-intoxication.
principle of eruptions with eruptive fevers.
principle of skin disorders.
principle of glandular enlargements or diminishments.
principle of self-production and dual-reproduction.
principle of sex-insanity.
principle of wet-and-dry-insanity.
principle of reparation.
involving of each of primary functions.
This covers quite a multitude of bodily sins. We have involved many
of the important systems of body. It does not need elaboration to show
that when any one subject is so broad as to include endless symptoms
and  diseases  that  cover  that  range,  that  it  must  be  important  and
worthy  of  deepest  consideration  in  analyzation  of  cases  and  their
adjustment.
Man  can  study  man  in  two  different  ways:  First,  as  an  anatomical
and  pathological,  physiological  and  symptomatological,  and  chemical
being, accepting standards of past on all these. Second, as a spiritual,
electrical,  mechanical,  irrigational  and  chemical  producing  being.
Former  can  be  studied  by  such  routes  and  means  that  very  little  be
known  of  second.  Second  can  be  studied  in  such  a  manner  that  very
little of first need be known.
Putting same statement in another way: A man may be away up in
G  on  first  line  of  subjects  and  know  practically  nothing  of  second
line.  If  he  is,  hes  a  physician  and  thats  why  he  thinks  Chiropractor
knows little. Another man may know a great deal about second line of
studies and know practically little of first. If he is, hes a Chiropractor
and thats why he thinks physician is of little practical value.
Its  a  question  of  viewpoint.  First  thinks  his  subjects,  as  he  studied
them, are all essential. His patients die. Second thinks his subjects, as
he studies them, all essential. His patients live. Who knows?
Speaking  of  spiritualspirit  of  man  (his  Innate)  is  always  right;
always  all-right;  always  in  unlimited  quantity  and  of  proper  quality.
Second,  after  spiritual  has  entered  man,  it  becomes  human
electrical, therefore if first is normal, electrical
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activities  are  going  to  be  normal,  can  flow  and  will  flow  if  no
obstructions  are  artificially  or  abnormally  imposed.  Third,  if  human
electrical  forces  cant  flow,  because  of  some  obstruction,
mechanical machine cant work and mechanical motions must stop,
and  chemical  product  of  that  machine  is  being  interfered  with.
Fourth, if machine stops running, the pump, which was one of engines
it ran, must stop pumping and human farm suffers for want or excess
of  waters  it  does  or  does  not,  should  or  should  not  get,  therefore
chemical goes to bad.
Putting  same  question  in  pungent  form:  It  is  best  obtained  by
working from first premises to consequences, step by step:
1stUniversal Intelligence............. Its consequence is
2ndInnate Intelligence................. Its consequence is
3rdHuman Electricity.................. Its consequence is
4thMechanical Action................. Its consequence is
5thChemical Equations. This is process of analysis, not synthesis. In
making this, we have considered only abstract side, knowing you will
see this could not be without concrete matter thru which to perform it.
Dry or Wet man conditions can be direct or indirect:
Local or general.
Involve a system or systems.
Be confined or interrelated.
Major or minor.
Pathological or consequential.
Negative or positive.
One part dry and another wet.
Inside wet, outside dry.
Outside wet, inside dry.
Adaptative or retracing symptoms, and
Be normal to abnormal condition which they tend to assist.
That region of human body which is most important is spine.
When  kidneys  drain  bodies  they  poison  themselves  with  essences.
When they dam back fluids, they poison other tissues with an excess.
With 99 per cent of human  beings,  who  consider  themselves  more  or
less well, walking poison factories, it is little
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wonder that epidemics are so common and that a trifle more or less of
additional external artificial poison puts them down with a superficial
rash which becomes havoc playground for health officers to fiddle and
piffle with under quarantine.
Says  one  cynic:  Do  you  mean  to  tell  me  that  everybody  who  gets
down  with  smallpox  must  have  a  subluxation?  If  subluxations  are
caused by accidents, must all these people who get down  in  a  district
with  smallpox,  all  have  same  accident  and  produce  same  subluxation
at  same  time?  The  answer  is  simple:  They  all  had  same  subluxation
previously; poisons were in their bodies before advent of contagion
or infection.
There is no way of accurately saying, but it is our opinion that 50 per
cent of  dis-eases  of  human  body  are  directly  or  indirectly  attributable
or  contributable  to  suffering  that  tissues  undergo  for  want  of  proper
quantity  and  quality  of  products  having  a  source  at  kidneys  with
consequential subluxation.
There  has  long  been  a  mysterious  line  of  cases  which  would  go  to
physician after physician and baffle them all as to diagnosis. It was not
because  certain  objective  symptoms  could  not  be  ascertained,  but
because  they  were  so  complex  that  they  could  not  be  classified  and
systematized as with others. Knowing no source or ending, they could
not give definite information about them. It was this class that caused
us to analyze the known and proceed to the unknown: to proceed from
simple to complex.
We  confess  openly  and  frankly  our  concrete  ignorance  of  many
laboratorical facts regarding any or all of statements herein given. We
make  no  claims  to  being  a  laboratorical  fiend  or  having  dieted
ourselves  on  nth  degree  of  superficiality  of  their  tactics  or  methods.
But  this  we  do  claim,  that  every  statement  herein  made  is  solely,
entirely  and  exclusively  based  upon  observations  in  clinic,  day  after
day; yea, year after year. There is no statement herein made that wont
stand  most  elaborate  and  careful  scrutiny  of  clinical  cases,  both
theoretical  and  practical.  And,  after  all,  what  matters  it  whether
laboratoryproves  or  disproves  so  long  as  clinic  always  proves  that
sick can be made well under known hypothesis based upon its own?
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Howard  Nutting  said,  before  UCA  Convention,  when  referring  to
specific adjusting, or major work, following: So when you adjust the
DIRECT cause of any abnormal condition AND NO OTHER you will
find that when the condition of the organ in question is normal that the
other subluxations are automatically adjusted by Innate Intelligence.
Hypothetically, let us assume a case:
Dry muscles of legs.
Contractured ligaments, difficult walking.
Straining to walk, adaptatively produces a subluxation.
Dry muscles become moist.
Contractured ligaments relax to contractions that are normal.
Subluxation  now  adjusts  itself  to  normal,  without  other  means
than internal.
All net symptoms which occurred from subluxations are gone.
History repeats itself.
Ancient Greeks had sole idea that ALL dis-eases came from one of
two premises:
1stHeat, or its absence.
2ndWater, or its absence.
Think  over  dis-eases  in  which  acute  or  chronic  fever,  acute  or
chronic  chilliness,  excessive  or  minus  secretions  or  excretions
occurred,  and  you  will  be  surprised  to  note  that  they  include
diseases  by  thousands,  as  now  commonly  diagnosed  and  listed  in
usual works on that subject.
At  one  time  we  gathered  a  list  of  them,  intending  to  include  in  this
talk. It grew so voluminous that we soon gave up such a thot.
Ever  as  history  repeats  itself  we  are  here  and  now,  with  this
subject,  going  backward  to  theory  of,  Greeks  to  go  forward  to
original present-day principles.
Obvious appears to again be last thing we think, see or do!
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The Story Of
MAJORS AND MINORS
(Copyright 1918Revised 1951)
PRELIMINARY HISTORY OF ADJUSTMENT
First  patient  who  received  a  Chiropractic  adjustment  was  Harvey
Lillard, a colored man. Incident, in brief, follows: He had been deaf 17
years,  so  much  so  that  from  Fourth  Floor  of  building  where  he  was
janitor  he  could  not  hear  wagons  moving  or  street  cars  rolling  on
streets below. When asked how he became deaf, he explained: While
in  a  cramped,  stooped  position  I  felt  and  heard  something  pop  in  my
back. Immediately, I went deaf. To a student who was observant, that
would  be  an  accidental  eye-opener,  and  it  was  to  D.  D.  Palmer  who
asked,  What  is  the  connection  between  the  back  and  hearing  in  the
ears? He examined the back. By good fortune, in first case in which a
spine  was  examined  with  that  thot  in  view,  a  LARGE  bump  was
found.  It  was  not  a  common  bump  we  feel  today  in  palpation,  but  so
prominent it could be seen with eye.
Following  consequential  reasoning  occurred:  If  there  was  no  bump
when  hearing  was  good,  and  production  of  this  bump  destroyed
hearing, why doesnt reduction of bump restore hearing? First attempt
to correct what is now a subluxation, was then made. Patient was put
upon  floor,  face  down,  and  a  shove-like  movement  given.  Bump
was  reduced  by  first  three  shoves,  and  in  three  days  hearing  was
restored. Harvey could hear a watch tick at average distance.
Next question was: if the reduction of one bump in one man restores
hearing, why wont a similar bump, in other people, produce deafness;
and  if  it  does,  why  wouldnt  reduction  of  these  bumps,  in  the  same
way, restore their hearing? It was tried on others. By a peculiar series
of  circumstances,  results  did  not  come  as  readily  in  their  cases,  but
eventually they came.
Then  third  question  arose:  If  a  bump  in  the  back  caused  deafness,
why  not  other  parts  of  spine  produce  other  dis-ease?  So  our  question
has gradually enlarged until by a systematic systemic
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series of investigations, covering years, we have Chiropractic of today.
Education  advanced.  After  a  period  we  ceased  calling  them
bumps.  They  became  dislocations.  We,  at  a  later  time,  were
impressed  with  idea  that  this  bump  was  not  a  dislocation.  It  was,  in
reality,  not  a  dislocation  but  partial,  more  assuming  character  of  a
luxation, yet not a luxation. It was a subluxation.
When  we  had  assumed,  as  a  matter  of  education,  that  breadth  of
ideas  where  they  became  subluxations,  we  no  longer  assumed  to
shove.  We  developed  the  push  and  pull  principle,  which  was  of
various forms and methods.
We  began,  at  a  following  period,  to  study  spine  from  a  ME-
CHANICAL point of view. Until this time, only people who attempted
to study spine, as a machine, were osteopaths, although pathologically
they still regarded man as chemistry and physics.
We confined our observations of mechanical ideas to spine, so much
so  that  we  brought  out  Knowledge  of  the  Kinematics  of  the  Spine,
both normal and abnormal, as to position, apposition and subluxations.
We  then  began  study  of  pathological,  traumatic  and  anomalous
conditions  of  spine.  At  that  time  began  gathering  of  osteological
collection  which  we  now  possess,  for  purpose  of  elucidating  theories
then held and propagation of others.
It  became  necessary  that  we  know  the  human  spine.  That  was
keynote to study of CAUSE of diseases of man. We studied spines of
all characters and thousands of other bones, that we might better reach
a new thot or idea in progress. How well that has been done you know
today. Hours, months and years were spent in study of dead bones to
be  able  to  give  thoughts  that  may  be  taught  in  a  few  minutes.  Yet  it
took years to reach conclusions given in a few minutes.
When  we  studied  spine,  mechanically  speaking,  we  realized  that
treatment  was  far-fetched  in  its  application,  as  describing  the  thing
we  attempted  to  do.  Being  a  machine,  mechanically  constructed,
mechanically  subluxated,  it  should  be  mechanically  ADJUSTED.
Then came word adjustment.
Approximately  six  years  ago  (1918)  we  began  a  series  of  clinical
tests or investigations from a new viewpoint. We refer to
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Spinograph.  Until  that  period  X-Ray  had  not  been  used  in  its
application  to  human  spines  in  living  individuals  for  purpose  of
ascertaining  approximate  detailed  apposition  of  vertebraenormal,
abnormal  and  traumatic.  When  we  made  our  first  series  of
Spinographs  we  were  first  to  touch  this  vital  question.  There  existed
no  previous  technique  for  our  observations  or  work.  It  became
necessary  to  develop  a  system  of  taking  spinographs  to  prove  that
subluxations existed, where and of what character.
We began tabulating these observations, which today we are ready to
say makes another step. These conclusions are based on readings and
studies  of  over  50,000  spinographs,  all  of  which  were  taken  in  our
laboratory with this definite end in view.
It  is  no  longer  sufficient  to  say  we  adjust  with  recoil.  We  are  ready
for  our  next  step,  which  you  may  call  206,  altho  I  prefer
Toggle-Recoil  because  of  its  application  by  new  series  of  ob-
servations made from spinographic facts.
History is his-story, his  in  this  case  being  author  who  has  lived
it, been cause for a large majority of it, therefore source  of  facts  here
recorded could not be improved.
FOUR VIEWPOINTS OF AREA ADJUSTED
From  question  of  area  of  spine  worked  upon,  there  have  been  four
viewpoints in adjusting work.
1.  Originally  we  shoved  but  one  of  the  back-bones  and  our  patient
got well. All of this was pure accident, for we did not know why this
place  should,  neither  was  there  a  rule  for  application.  Ask  where  to
shove  for  this  or  that  and  we  didnt  know.  Spine  was  unexplored
territory.
2.  Being  unexplored  territory,  wishing  to  get  our  case  well
irrespective  of  what  he  had,  knowing  that  it  came  from  the  spine
somewhere,  we  shoved  every  back  bone  at  each  sitting  each  day.
We began at 7th cervical and went clear down to sacrumwe did not
shove cervical vertebrae in those days, we were afraid to. We  shoved
them  all,  one  by  one,  on  ground  that  (a)  we  didnt  know  where  to
shove  for  any  one  particular  trouble;  (b)  we  had  no  meric  system,
spine  was  not  mapped  out;  (c)  therefore  hit  them  all  to  be  sure  to  hit
one involved. It was not a hit-or-miss proposition, it was a hit-em-all
method so we couldnt help but get the one involved. It was a case of
lazy mans load;
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being  too  indolent  to  think  or  reason  we  made  a  shot-gun  series  of
shoves.  Much  like  Uncle  Howard  Nutting  says  he  got  the  burglar
in his house. He started at the garret, went clear down to the cellar,
shooting into every corner where a burglar could hide, therefore, he
was sure he got the burglar.
Notwithstanding  this  extreme  shot-gun  method  was  in  vogue  in
Chiropractic styles of 1896-7; nothwithstanding a major application of
our  meric  system  began  in  1898,  and  major  application  went  out  of
style and has been ever since; yet, inconsistent as it now appears, there
is  one  lone  advocate  in  our  ranks  who  insists  upon
every-vertebra-adjustment  idea  today.  Not  being  taught  today  in  any
Chiropractic school, not being known by largest majority of our ranks,
it is not known except to oldest Chiropractors, hence when it is sprung
at some meeting, it awakens a bit of interest not because of its reason
or  logic  or  brilliancy  of  deduction  but  because  of  its  startling
contrasting nature.
3. Third viewpoint  came  following  deduction  of  radiation  of  nerves
from  specific  parts  of  spine  to  specific  organs  of  body.  Meric  system
being  basis,  specific  system  of  adjustment  came  into  vogue.  We
now adjusted only those subluxations for which patient had a dis-ease.
It  eliminated  useless  and  concentrated  on  useful.  It  was  direct,  a
subluxation for a dis-ease. Thus its titlespecific.
4. Fourth viewpoint is our present Majors and Minors wherein we
even make specific system a major and minor one in reality. Under
this  system  we  classify  symptoms  of  four  given  troubles  above  and
possibly  find  that  two  or  three  of  the  diseases  this  case  has  are
adaptative  to  one  or  two  subluxations,  hence  are  minors  of  major;
adjustment  of  the  latter  taking  care  of  the  former.  (More  of  this
appears later.)
There  have  been  in  reality  four  periods  in  history  of  Chiropractic
moves.  First,  shove,  with  its  variations  from  Nos.  1  to  78;  second,
push and pull, with its changes from Nos. 79 to 200; third, recoil, with
its  modes  from  Nos.  201  to  205;  fourth,  period  of  toggle-recoil  or
206.
606 CHEMICAL EXPERIMENTS COMPARED
WITH 206 AJUSTIC MOVES
Our experience in this series of moves has been similar to that of Dr.
Ehrlich, with Salvarsan, commercially known as 606.
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We have our 206 in series of old moves as he had his 606 chemical
experiments.
A Chiropractor who graduated from this School in 1896, is using old
moves, from Nos. 1 to 6, unless he has taken post-graduate work; for,
remember,  first  move  was  given  on  September  15,  1895.  A
Chiropractors professional age can be judged by whatever move he
may be using at this time. If shoving, you can date him; if pushing or
pulling,  you  can  give  him  a  later  date;  if  using  recoil,  he  is  more
recent; but if using toggle-recoil, you can date him as of latest of late.
Let  us  not  in  these  different  steps  disparage  older  moves,  for  each
move was good in its time and place. Each represented elimination of
bad qualities of moves preceding it. It incorporated good characteristic
of  moves  gone  before.  It  was  improvement  by  elimination  and
addition. 10 per cent of Move 2 would be better than 100 per cent  of
Move  1.  We  would  rather  today  know  and  use  1  per  cent  of  206
than  100  per  cent  of  205,  or  whatever  moves  preceded  it,  because  of
greater value, knowledge and result value in application.
It  is  said,  upon  reliable  authority,  that  twenty  years  ago,  when
Ehrlich  was  a  medical  student  in  Berlin,  as  he  made  his  rounds  in
clinics,  he  saw  a  preponderance  of  syphilis.  Being  a  sincere  student,
an  honest  investigator,  and  a  man  with  his  heart  with  humanity,  he
made a vow that if it was within realm of his possibilities he would die
leaving  world  a  SPECIFIC  for  syphilis.  It  took  twenty  years  of
constant,  Sunday  and  week-day  long  hours,  vigilant  work  to  reach
(what  he  thought)  conclusion  of  that  vow.  Twenty  years  this  man
sacrificed  social  activities  and  financial  possibilities  to  reach  that
pinnacle.
Ehrlich,  during  twenty  years,  made  606  different  chemical
experiments,  different  chemical  equations.  He  would  perform  one
experiment,  test  serum,  watch  results  to  find  that  it  succeeded  in  part
and  failed  in  larger  part.  He  retained  that  which  (he  thought)  was
good,  and  that  which  was  bad  he  eliminated;  and  by  a  process  of
addition  and  subtraction  for  twenty  years  and  605  experiments  he
reached 606.
It  would  be  impossible,  almost  superhuman,  to  believe  that  Ehrlich
did all this work alone. He had assistants. They worked with him from
his first until last. It would hardly be expected
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that every first assistant remained until last. It would be supposed that
some would  leave  at  some  intermediate  period,  thinking  they  were  in
possession  of  THE  GREATEST  SPECIFIC,  and  would  hasten  to  be
THE  FIRST  to  proclaim  it  to  the  world.  Ehrlich  put  up  with  many
unpleasantnesses with assistants, but be it to worlds credit, no matter
what statement was made by assistants bearing upon this specific, the
world  did  not  credit  them,  nor  did  they  consider  any  specific  until
EHRLICH announced it.
Supposing  one  of  Ehrlichs  assistants  left  him  in  some  of  earlier
years, entered a medical school, and began teaching these things. This
man was a shadow and did not possess constructive genius of Ehrlich,
he would not care to advance the work, but entered school TO SELL
that  which  had  been  advanced  up  to  that  time.  If  an  assistant  in
services  of  Ehrlich,  while  upon  his  150th  experiment,  opened  a
school,  he  would  naturally  sell  150  and  all  behind  that  time  rather
than  afterward.  Supposing  another  assistant  had  stayed  with  Ehrlich
between  225  and  320,  and  then  started  a  school.  He  could  not  teach
more  than  he  knew,  so  it  would  not  be  exceptional  to  find  there  are
many degrees of Ehrlichs experimentation upon the market today. To
sincere  student,  physician  who  is  working  earnestly,  conscientiously,
constructively,  one  who  wanted  best,  they  would  credit  nothing  but
606;  although,  be  it  to  discredit  of  a  small  portion  of  that  profession,
there  were  those  who  grabbed  any  early  experiment  to  rush  to  world
with  claims  that  Ehrlich  could  not  make,  knowing  that  in  advertising
of their relationships there would be FINANCIAL gain.
Ehrlich  finally  attained  his  606,  that  serum  which  when  given  to
syphilitics,  male  or  female,  black  or  white,  did  attain  results  he
wanted. Even today, these claims have not been disproven. They stand
as  a  matter  of  record.  Every  case  now  practiced  upon  succeeds  in
getting results wanted, and every physician who uses Ehrlichs 606
gets results Ehrlich says he can.
A SPECIFIC WAS MOST DESIRED
Webster  defines  Specific  as:  4.  Med.  a  Exerting  a  PECULIAR
INFLUENCE over any part of the body; preventing or curing disease
by  a  PECULIAR  adaptation;  as,  quinine  is  a  specific  for  malaria.
Dunglison has to say:Specific. Remedial
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agent  to  which  IS  ATTRIBUTED  the  special  property  of  removing
some particular disease; examples are mercury in syphilis and quinine
in  malaria.  Dorland  says:Specific.  3.  A  remedy  specifically
indicated  for  any  particular  disease.  Stedman  says:Specific.  3.  A
remedy  having  a  definite  curative  action  in  relation  to  a  particular
disease  or  symptom,  as  quinine  in  relation  to  malaria,  or  mercury  to
syphilis. None do the word justice, in my opinion. If asked to define
the term, medically speaking, we would offer this:A specific is that
which,  when  applied  internally  or  externally,  would  be  of  such  a
character, in reaction, thus always securing same result assuming that
dosage  was  in  relation  to  severity  of  disease,  all  else  being  equal.
But, no  two  people  are  alike  in  health  or  sickness;  no  two  physicians
agree on diagnosis or prescription, hence, all else is  never equal. A
specific is as far from a possibility, IN MEDICINE, as a porcupine can
play a pipe-organ. It possesses, as fundamentals, too many elements of
guess.
As is usual, in all unnatural methods applied to pathology,  which  is
so because nature is not natural, there comes the dangerous afterclap.
In attaining results they trail a record that is worse. Individual loses
sight,  becomes  deaf,  sores  break  out,  or  he  dies  because  of  serous
poisoning. Today, while 606 IS  a  specific,  cure  is  more  destructive
than disease.
When we say results have been attained,  we  mean  desired  results
have been secured. Desiring to divide 3 into 6, we add 2 and 2. Result
is  4,  hence  we  get  what  we  want,  but  that  is  not  correct  solution  to
problem.  Medical  men  have  studied  cases.  They  have  realized  that  a
poison  existed  in  body  which  they  say  causes  disease.  They  want  an
antidote. They have antidote. It is given to person to neutralize poison
previously  in  body.  Specific  serum  antidote  is  injected,  it  does
neutralize  poison.  Person  is  now  neutral,  chemically  speaking.  THIS
was THE object desired. It has been accomplished. That man may live
or die, is immaterial; THE object most  desired  by  physician  has  been
accomplished. That man continues to be sick, or gets worse, or dies, is
beside fact. Results worked for have been reached.
Assuming, as a matter of history and record, you were in practice of
medicine, making a specialty of syphilis, and you became a student of
Ehrlich. Would you, in approaching this master
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1. Ask him for that which he denied?
2. Demand of him that which HE proved a failure?
3.  Go  to  some  of  his  EARLIER  students  to  get  that  which  Ehrlich
refused to give?
4.  Why  do  Ehrlichs  earlier  assistants  refuse  to  teach  that  which
Ehrlich now proclaims a success?
5. Why do they teach that which Ehrlich now proclaims a failure ?
6. Why do not Ehrlichs pupils teach Ehrlichs 606?
7. Suppose you went to Ehrlich, who had spent 20 years, tried 606
faithful  experiments,  made  605  comparative  failures,  secured  his
coveted  specific,  and  asked  him  for  a  mixed  assortment;  an
allotment, such as 7 come 11; 13 and 23; 69, 205, 319, 406, 523; but
you did not care for 606 which HE said was best of all. What would
HE say to you?
8. Would he sell anything short of his best, knowing that human life
and successful chemistry depended upon his best?
9.  If  Ehrlichs  aim  were  money,  would  he  not  give  anything  you
wanted and would pay for?
10.  If  his  purpose  were  to  rob  health  at  expense  of  human  life,
would he have gone on sacrificing year after year?
11.  If  Ehrlich  were  after  money,  why  did  he  suffer  ostracism,
ridicule  and  financial  deprivation,  when  he  could  have  cashed  in  at
any time and proclaimed to world that he had his specific and made a
fortune?
12.  Even  though  subsequent  conditions  proved  patient  had  secured
something  worse  than  disease,  Ehrlich  would  sell  nothing  but  best  at
different periods he sold, if he sold.
13.  What  right  would  YOU  have  to  criticize  HIS  ideas,  HIS
methods or HIS experiments, from HIS point of view?
14. If he sold  605,  he  did  not  sell  anything  short  of  that.  He  would
not  step  down  to  that  which  was  a  failure  to  him,  for  cash.  He  was
conscientious,  truthful,  true  to  humanity,  true  to  his  vow  made  20
years previous in behalf of syphilitic sufferers.
We have originated, in 23 years, (1895 to 1918) some  206  ways  of
shoving, pushing and pulling, or recoiling subluxations. It may
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be said to our credit that some years ago we made a vow, never at that
time  having  heard  of  Ehrlich.  We  would  establish  a  universal
adjustment which would accomplish most possible results, to greatest
number  of  vertebrate  family,  which  could  be  applied  in  shortest
possible  time,  to  greatest  range  and  variety  of  cases,  from  mildest  to
severe types, acute or chronic, with least inconvenience in time, labor
or  cost  to  patient  and  ourselves;  that  this  adjustment  must  be  simple
enough for layman and thereby great enough for savant. It was to be
of that character that it could be used by majority of people the world
over.  This  vow  has  not  been  reached  yet.  We  are  gradually
establishing a system whereby it can be cut in time, labor and cost by
you to patient.
It is, in general application, all we could desire with exception that it
is not yet in use by world at large. Time only will reach that portion of
our vow.
Health,  today,  is  comparatively  cheap  to  what  it  was  under  older
systems.  Today  you  give  an  adjustment  in  a  second  and  accomplish
what no medicines or operation have ever done.
We,  too  wanted  a  specific.  We  wanted  our  knowledge,  work,  and
application to such a nice point that we could say, Under my finger is
the  cause  of  this  condition!  so  it  would  be  true  of  man  or  woman,
black or white, red or yellow, no matter  where  he  lives,  regardless  of
climatic  surroundings,  high  or  low,  mountain  or  valley,  on  desert  or
ocean.  We  wanted  A  SPECIFIC  where  it  could  always  be  applied
identically the samenot many ways, but one.
We wanted this work of fixing human machine to as nice a point as
work of  any  other  mechanic  who  listens  to  knock,  rattle,  buzz,
whir  or  purr  of  any  other  engine;  determine  its  character  and
location; and then, quickly and effectively adjust it. Is there any reason
why  you  or  we  could  not  determine  LOCATION  of  knock  (for
pain  is  human  protest  of  something  wrong  and  every  knock  is  a
boost) and immediately let that determine LOCATION of its cause?
There  are  two  kinds  of  mechanics:  One  knows  little  about  his
machine,  will  tinker  and  experiment,  hoping  to  stumble  onto  what  is
wrong  and  after  much  labor,  waste  of  time  and  material,  will  turn  it
over to somebody else, who will also tinker and thus
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pass the buck down the line, finally ditch it to the junk shop as a bad
job.  Other  KNOWS  his  machine  and  business,  will  listen  to  rhythm
that isnt natural, determine at which exact point CAUSE of trouble is,
take  a  minute  or  two  to  adjust  it  until  regulated,  and  pass  normal
working machine back into useful productive channels of commerce.
ABILITY  TO  DO  is  what  determines  bungler  or  mechanic.  That
man  is  best  educated  who  is  most  useful.  We  most  desired  that  our
work of correcting causes of wrongs of human machines should be as
efficient  as  was  work  of  building  human  machines  in  first  place.  Just
as  Mother  Nature  and  Father  Time  builded  machines  correctly,  with
all  parts  in  their  place  and  doing  their  duty,  so  must  we  also  be  so
thoroly  trained  to  detect  those  conditions,  when  wrong,  find  their
causes;  and  with  assistance  of  Mother  Nature  and  Father  Time,
possess  ability  to  restore  them  to  their  original  duty.  How  wonderful
our  work  is,  is  hard  for  layman  to  conceive.  No  matter  what  the
trouble,  where  located,  degree  or  character,  you  and  we  can,  today,
locate its cause exactly, correctly and expertly fix it same as any other
machinist in any other line of mechanical work; and when thru, return
normal working human machine back into useful productive channels
of mental and physical enterprises.
Is  there  a  single  reason  why  we  shouldnt  be  expected  to  be  as
intelligent  and  as  practical  with  human  machines  as  any  other
mechanic  with  any  other  machine?  Is  there  any  reason  why  we
shouldnt  expect  as  much  of  human  machinists  as  any  other?  Does
change in color of skin, fat or slim, tall or short, change fundamental?
Is  there  any  reason  why,  having  determined  principle  and  practice
which  succeeds  in  one,  we  can  not  establish  a  rule  and  make  it
applicable  to  all  like  conditions  and  circumstances  and  accomplish
like results? These were some of our desires when we began to  think
about vertebrates as sick animals.
We  wanted  a  SPECIFIC  in  sense  that  one  principle  and  one
application was goodan adjustment which would be good for every
dis-ease in human bodywhether contagious, infectious or not; acute
fevers as  well  as  chronic  disabilities.  You,  perhaps,  have  not  attained
that  stage  where  simplicity  is  grandeur.  You  believe  that  complexity
only represents value; would prefer 2,000
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pounds of coal to 1 carat of diamond. But assume practical and logical
position that all good  things  are  simple,  and  that  law  of  nature,  when
known, is simpleand its rules and principles are only complex so far
as we do not understand. Therefore, in our P.S.C. we have worked for
simplicity, never complexity.
We further wanted to get this knowledge titled Chiropractic where
we could give A SPECIFIC REASON for every conclusion of thot or
act,  for  every  securing  of  results,  that  we  could  explain  reasons  for
everything specifically. That could not be  done  unless  we  understood
clearly, thoroughly and reliably our cycles.
Supposing a P.S.C. graduate branched off in a school, during period
when SHOVING vertebrae. What is that school teaching if its still in
existence? They might not be teaching shove as we taught it; they may
have invented new ways of SHOVING. There is that kind of a school
in  existence  today,  and  there  are  some  of  these  practitioners  still
practicing with shove, satisfied and contented.
Supposing  another  party  kicked  off  during  period  of  PUSH  AND
PULL. He could not have taught more than he knew. He might not be
using,  today,  shoves  or  pulls  as  we  invented  them,  yet  they  are  still
under  that  common  principle.  We  have  not  originated  all  shoves  or
pulls in vogue, but we have developed the few principles  in  fulfilling
our  vow.  There  are  graduates  of  these  graduates,  sometimes  even  to
12th  and  15th  handed;  each  adding  his  conception  or  detracting
therefrom,  teaching  unto  others  their  way  of  PUSHING  OR
PULLING. Thus does best work of those times lose its identity, not by
refusing  to  progress  but  by  subtraction  process  of  passing  from  hand
to hand. It matters little to have it said that another originated new way
to  apply  an  old  principle.  To  scheme  a  new  shape,  form  of  hand-saw
or method of using hand-saw never would have invented buzz or band
saw run by power. It is new principles that move science forward; not
new  ways  of  using  old.  We  have  seen,  tried,  not  once  or  twice  but
thoroughly  and  sincerely,  206  moves  or  methods  of  working  for  a
specific, and only today we have reached a relative specific.
Supposing, at this period, you became a student of Chiropractic. Let
yourself answer these questions in justice to our work.
1. Would you ask for our failure methods of adjusting?
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2.  Would  you  demand  that  you  be  taught  these  failures,  and  in
event we refused would you go to a school that would?
3. What right have you to presume to deny our statements, proclaim
them wrong or impossible to extent of doing something else you think
better, not knowing?
4. Would you hire some of our earlier graduates, (or their graduates)
to teach that which The P.S.C. has refused to countenance?
5.  Why  do  The  P.S.C.s  earlier  graduates  teach  that  which  The
P.S.C. now proclaims a short-coming? Why didnt they advance NEW
PRINCIPLES?
6. Why dont P.S.C. pupils teach The P.S.C.s 206 (at this time) in
preference to old moves?
7. Supposing you come to The P.S.C. which represents twenty-three
years of development in the art, which has tried 206 experiments, has
made 205 comparative failures, has not even today secured its coveted
specific,  and  you  asked  those  people  for  a  mixed,  heterogeneous
assortment, such as 14, 22, 36, 84, 96, 127, moves, or you wanted the
Ely, Tom Thumb, break moves, but  that  you  did  not  particularly  care
about 206, altho it might as well be thrown inwhat SHOULD The
P.S.C. say to you?
8. Should The P.S.C. advise use of its failures?
9. Is your experience more valuable than ours in this work?
10.  Should  it  sell  short  of  its  best,  knowing  that  lives  hang  in
balance,  upon  use  of  that  which  you  use?  Are  we  being  just  to  the
sick?  This  morning  came  a  call  requesting  us  to  see  a  man  who  had
fallen yesterday. He is paralyzed in extremities; they have given up his
life,  saying  today  is  all  he  can  live.  That  life  hangs  in  balance.  What
will  we  use?  Only  that  which  we  know  to  be  THE  BEST.  When
health, life and happiness hang in balance, and even though that life be
short or long, best is none too good to use.
11. Assume that money were purpose of this institution, couldnt we
earn  more  by  selling  that  which  you  want,  that  which  they  get  by
going  to  other  places?  We  should  sell  anything  YOU  ask  and  could
pay for.
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12.  If  money  were  ultimate  aim,  couldnt  we  make  more  by  selling
that  which  competition  gives,  thus  eliminating  competitionfor  no
one can teach HIS work better than he to whom it IS HIS WORK!
13. If The P.S.C. wanted silver worse than science, why do we suffer
gaff  of  competition  with  its  attendant  evils,  promises  and  false  gods,
when  we  could  better  cash  in  what  they  cash  for,  thus  eliminating
them?
14. The P.S.C. does not advise you to use anything short of its 206
at  this  time.  It  is  conscientious,  truthful  and  true  to  sick  humanity.  In
personal  work  we  use  nothing  short  of  our  best,  and  our  work  will
compare with best. 206 secures results when all else has failed; will
secure  quicker  results  when  other  moves  have  failed.  We  use  one
adjustment,  regardless  of  location  or  character  of  disease.  If  any  one
has work at stake, where eyes of world are upon them, it is our work,
for  should  we  fail  then  goes  forth  condemnation.  We  have  more  at
stake than all and we use but 206 today. The P.S.C. is conscientious,
truthful and true to sick humanity and our vow for their welfare.
We  demand  that  which  we  cannot  get,  we  want  that  which  we  are
told  not  to  touch.  Mankind  lets  alone  that  which  he  KNOWS  to  be
wrong. Therefore, we teach wrongs that you might know best better.
SUBLUXATIONS AND ADJUSTMENTS
SCIENTIFICALLY CONSIDERED
A  VERTEBRAL  SUBLUXATION  is  effect  of  a  natural  motion
exaggerated, following an accidental or awkward concussion of forces
applied  in  a  TOGGLED  recoil  manner,  centering  at  some  particular
vertebra,  wherein  gravity  force  is  not  equal  to  resistance  of  entering
force.
AN  ADJUSTMENT  is  recharged  position,  brought  about  by  a
reversal of its causative necessity of a particular vertebra or vertebrae,
following  a  concussion  of  forces  intentionally  and  intellectually
applied  in  a  TOGGLED  recoil  manner;  gravity  force  being  greater
than resistance of body penetrated.
Following  ascertaining  of  posterior  subluxation,  you  determine
whether  posterior  left  or  posterior  right.  These  are  lateral  flexions
beyond normal position, remaining fixed. For instance, a
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P. S. and a P. I. subluxation are extension and hyperextension beyond
normal extensionability remaining fixed. All that is  left  to  consider  is
the  P.  R.  S.,  P.  R.  I.,  P.  L.  S.,  and  P.  L.  I.,  and  corresponding
subluxations  of  the  atlas  which  are  differently  described.  These
positions are composite degrees between flexion and extension.
Let  us  study  origin  of  a  subluxation.  We  want  to  lay  a  foundation
before  reaching  a  conclusion.  To  give  you  a  conclusion  without
foundation, you could not appreciate its application.
A man falls; there is a concussion of forces; gravity weight must be
either  weaker  or  stronger  than  penetration  and  resistance  of  ground.
Fall  on  a  haystackno  subluxation.  Fall  upon  sidewalka
subluxation.
When we fall upon sidewalk, does concussion of forces spread over
an  area  or  concentrate  and  focalize?  Fact  and  effect  prove  they
concentrate  and  focalize  because  if  any  trauma  occurs,  its  one  of
three  thingsa  fracture  as  greatest;  a  dislocation  as  next;  and  a
subluxation  as  least.  Therefore,  to  produce  a  fracture,  dislocation  or
subluxation concussions of forces must TOGGLE.
A  concussion  of  forcesdoes  it  last  weeks,  hours,  a  matter  of
minutes and seconds, or a momentary and instantaneous shock? What
do  your  senses  say?  Frights,  jars  and  shocks  are  not  matters  of  hours
and weeks, they are RAPID.
To  PRODUCE  a  subluxation,  dislocation  or  fracture,  forces  are
toggled  AND  RECOILED.  They  first  focalize,  then  come  rapid.  All
subluxations,  fractures  and  dislocations  are  produced  by  a
TOGGLED-RECOIL, not by forces spreading over area and weeks of
time.
MASS, VELOCITY, RESISTANCE AND
CLEAVAGE INTRODUCED
Consider  physics.  Given  three  bodies,  under  gravity  conditions,
center  is  to  be  moved  without  changing  position  of  ones  above  or
below.  Following  elements  enter:  First,  question  of  mass;  second,
velocity;  third,  resistance;  fourth,  cleavage.  Quantity  of  mass  is
immaterial  in  this  question,  for  velocity  alone  determines  amount  of
resistance.  Greater  velocity  of  movement,  less  resistance;  less
resistance, greater cleavage that exists as result
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of velocity of mass. Lesser that velocity of mass, greater resistance and
less cleavage.
Object  itself  is  so  much  mass  or  matter.  Velocity  is  speed  which
moves  it.  Resistance  is  amount  of  gravity  weight  registered  when
motion  is  attempted.  Cleavage  is  reduction  of  resistance  as  one  goes
quickly past other two. For instance,  to  move  center  mass  SLOWLY,
in  its  relation,  would  by  gravity  weight  make  resistance  great.
Cleavage  would  be  slight  because  velocity  is  slow.  Reverse  that
process. Gravity weight is identically same but we move middle object
with  great  velocity.  This  reduces  resistance  to  a  minimum  and
cleavage is great because of lessened resistance.
That  is  problem  we  confront  in  adjusting  subluxations.  We  have  a
certain  amount  of  mass  in  recent  state.  It  is  even  more  than  this.
Vertebrae  are  held  into  position  by  ligaments,  cartilages,  etc.  This
binding  is  equivalent  to  increasing  bulk  and  gravity  weight  of  mass,
thus  increasing  necessity  for  greater  velocity.  Mass  is  small  in  itself,
but  large  when  considered  in  the  light  of  moorings.  You  must  move
one  piece  of  mass  without  moving  other  two;  because  they  are  not
subluxated  and  one  is.  Attempt  to  reduce  gravity  weight  by  slow
movement,  you  make  resistance  great,  and  have  practically  no
cleavage;  but,  introduce,  velocity,  when  you  adjust  this  subluxation,
mass  being  same,  you  lessen  resistance,  cleavage  is  great,  and  you
accomplish what you want without disturbing mass above and below.
When  concussion  of  forces  is  introduced  in  our  adjustments,  and  is
done  rapidly,  we  decrease  resistance  and  increase  cleavage.  In
concussion  of  forces,  in  TOGGLE-RECOIL  application,  be  it  in
PRODUCTION  of  a  fracture,  dislocation  or  subluxation,  or  in
REDUCTION  of  fracture,  dislocation  or  subluxation,  does  that
concussion  of  forces  increase  or  decrease  resistance;  increase  or
decrease cleavage? If slow, resistance would increase, cleavage would
be less; if fast, resistance is decreased and cleavage increased. That is
a  common  fact,  but  we  introduce  it  here,  thinking  you  will  get
principle  of  why  we  use  one  correct  mechanical  principle  with  one
correct  mechanical  movement  rather  than  many  principles  and  many
movements.
Assuming a bullet leaves a gun and tears its way SLOWLY through
a plank; lead will spread, gash and leave behind an
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awfully  ragged,  jagged  hole.  That  was  great  damage  of  dum-dum
bullet.  It  was  destructive  to  life.  Greater  its  speed,  cleaner  its
penetrating  power.  A  bullet  going  rapidly  through  same  plank  would
cut  as  clean  a  hole  as  though  bored.  Lead  hasnt  time  to  spread  and
gash, cleavage is too great, showing that questions of mass, cleavage,
gravity weight, resistance and cleavage are displaced when velocity is
added to moving body.
Greater  the  resistance,  more  bruising  done  to  tissue.  Greater  the
cleavage,  less  injury  and  hurt  to  patient.  When  you  see  a  blue  spot
over  a  vertebra,  following  a  series  of  adjustments,  so  called,
adjustments  were  of  slow  velocity.  That  is  why  tissues  are  bruised.
With velocity you reduce bruising of tissue, soreness being a result of
little cleavage.
TWO METHODS OF APPROACHING
CORRECTION OF SUBLUXATIONS
Subluxations  are  attempted  to  be,  or  are  adjusted,  in  one  of  two
ways.  First,  OPPOSE  order  of  their  origin;  or,  second,  REVERSE
order of origin.
To oppose order of originis a question of brute, muscular strength,
or weight, covering several vertebrae. It is gravity weight WITHOUT
consideration of velocity, cleavage, or reduction of friction; tug and a
pull  in  use  of  weight  where,  for  instance,  MUCH  DOES  LITTLE;  a
dilution of endeavor, proven by continuation of subluxation in a large
percentage  of  patients;  friction  is  increased  because  there  is  little
reduction of malalignment, attendant with much bruising and soreness
of contiguous structures.
Physicians  of  this  age  and  day  do  this  sort  of  thing.  They  oppose
order  of  origin  of  fractures  and  dislocations  in  setting  them.  They
first  etherize  case  to  artificially  force  muscles  to  relax;  then  they  tug
and  pull,  with  help  of  several  assistants  holding  one  part  or  another
until they finally get it drawn into its former proper place.
How  different  is  work  of  a  very  few  famous  bone-setters  who
were  outside  pale  of  medical  education,  ethics  and  procedure;  such
men as Sweet, Reese, et al., who have and possess and exclusively use
that happy knack of snapping fractures, dislocations, etc., back into
situ in but a seconds time.
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It is not that Sweet or Reese have some personal charm or trick that
is  to  their  families  alone,  as  tho  born  of  royal  purple.  They  are  but
using  a  simple  common-sense  mechanical  principle  which  every
mechanic  and  everybody  else  knows,  but  which  is  totally  absent  in
theory or practice of medicine and surgery.
In second orderto reverse order of its origin,
(A) We will first use a TOGGLE FORCE. Every bit of force used in
adjusting  a  subluxation  will  be  concentrated  and  focalized  to  a  point.
Notice that we do in reduction, reversed, what was done in production.
(B)  We  RECOIL  force,  and  that  is  exactly  what  was  done  in
production, in that instance LITTLE DOES MUCH.
(C)  WE  LAND  OUR  FORCES,  deliver  blow.  In  doing  that,  in
reduction,  we  are  reversing  what  was  done  in  production,  proven  by
subluxations  non-existence  after  we  have  applied  force  to
subluxation.
(D)  Cleavage,  will  occur  because  it  happened  in  production;
therefore, must occur in reduction. In that way we reduce friction to a
minimum, and mass above and below remains intact.
Subluxation  is  no  more.  We  have  a  correct  alignment,  vertebra  in
situ,  no  bruising  of  tissue.  Only  difference  in  reversing  its  order,
between  production  and  reduction,  is  that  in  one,  a  toggle-recoil
landed,  cleavage  force  is  AWKWARDLY  AND  ACCIDENTALLY
APPLIED;  and,  in  other,  toggle-recoil  landed,  cleavage  force  is
INTELLIGENTLY applied. We have reversed order by inverting that
which made it, and utilized every principle in reduction  that  occurred
in productionomitting none.
205 AND ITS IMPROVEMENT, 206
To  date,  many  are  using  RECOIL  ADJUSTMENT,  as  commonly
understood.  Thot  or  idea  of  TOGGLING  recoil  has  not  been  brought
clinically  to  your  attention.  From  time  to  time  word  has  been
mentioned;  it  has  been  referred  to,  but  it  has  been  years  in  process,
therefore  we  could  not  use,  talk  about  or  think  of  publicly  adjusting
with it.
It is now no longer sufficient to say, I use a RECOIL adjustment.
You must use TOGGLE-RECOIL. Word toggle is applied because of
additional comprehensive value.
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You have seen a bolt-cutter, and know that it is a mechanical device
with  handles  several  times  longer  than  cutting  portion.  Little  force
exerted  at  handle  means  great  power  in  jaws  where  bolt  is  cut.  A
woman can, with a toggle bolt-cutter, cut a bolt as big as my thumb as
easily  as  you  could  a  piece  of  cloth  with  a  pair  of  shears.  Reason  is,
bolt-cutter  works  upon  principle  of  TOGGLEit  concentrates  its
force  to  one  point,  and  that  is  better  than  spreading  a  great  deal  of
force over a broad surface. Little does much.
No  matter  how  you  hold  toggle,  it  is  always  FROM  YOUnever
TOWARDS.  You  never  hold  bolt-cutter  from  you  and  cut  toward
yourselfit is not a toggle if you do.
Party cutting bolt can draw handles together slowly and still cut bolt.
That same party can also click handles together with extreme rapidity,
a  spring-like  movement,  and  bolt  will  cut  much  cleaner  and  easier.
You argue that bolt requires a  definite amount of force to cut it. What
difference  does  it  make  whether  you  cut  it  fast  or  slowly,  that  being
true?  The  slower,  the  greater  the  friction  and  power  to  overcome
cleavage;  cutting  bolt  slowly  actually  requires  more  power  to  do  it.
The  faster,  the  lesser  the  friction  and  power  to  increase  cleavage;
cutting bolt rapidly actually requires less power to do it.
MAKING GRAVITY WORK
A  NATURAL  recoilthere  are  artificial  attemptsMUST
ALWAYS BE IN LINE OF GRAVITY. It must be ABOVE gravity if
you wish to introduce a recoil, and a recoil increases velocity by using
law  of  gravity.  A  pile  driver  never  drives  upward  or  sidewiseit  is
always  IN  LINE  OF  GRAVITYdownward.  We  now  have  two
fundamentals  that  must  get  fixed  in  mind;  toggle  must  be  FROM  US
and gravity must BE DOWNWARD.
Many  OLD  moves  in  vogue  today  use  push-and-pull  principle.  We
might  even  say  many  of  old  modern  moves  are  of  recoil  principle.
BUT, there is only ONE way of applying and using toggle-recoil.
First,  we  SHOVED  by  mere  dead  weight,  giving  no  thought  to
velocity, cleavage, or as to how we should land force of blow. To aid
gravity, we used heavy canvas bags of shot, weighing from 100 to 150
pounds placed over our shoulders. We were
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then PUSHING bump into place. Then came the question of a PUSH
AND PULL. We would pull vertebrae apart and attempt to push them
with dead gravity weight. Then came third idea; laying patient UPON
HIS  BACK  and  placing  hands  under  cervical  vertebrae,  combining
principle of thrust and twisting of head. This has a resemblance to, but
not  even  an  application  of,  recoil  because  head  is  turned  as  far  as
possible and then quick jerk is given laterally and UPWARD. But, no
longer  can  we  say  that  TOGGLE-recoil  can  be  given  in  that  way
because  we  must  introduce  question  of  recoil,  which  IS  IN  LINE  OF
GRAVITY,  and  never  in  pulling  upwards  or  sidewise.  It  must  be
DOWNWARD  to  introduce  recoil.  We  cannot  TOGGLE  that  way
because toggle is FROM US and never toward us. That work is NOT
recoil  and  it  CANNOT  be  used  with  toggle-recoil.  Shove  system,  or
push  and  pull,  cannot  work  with  recoil,  or  toggle  cannot  work  with
them either.
You  cannot  toggle  without  recoil  and  recoil  without  toggle,  but
where  patient  lies  upon  his  back  you  can  neither  toggle  nor  recoil
because neither works in line of mechanical principle upon which it is
based.
Subluxations are produced by accidental toggle recoils which are in
line  with  GRAVITY  and  ABOVE  object  which  offers  resistance.  To
toggle  WITH  recoil  it  must  be  ABOVE  recoil;  recoil  must  be  in  line
with GRAVITY or ABOVE object recoiled, and that which IS toggled
AND recoiled must be BENEATH, NOT ABOVE, your hands.
Fractures,  dislocations  and  subluxations  are  brought  about  by
ACCIDENTAL  toggled  recoils.  They  can  be  PARTIALLY  adjusted
by a push and pull; more  easily  adjusted  by  a  recoil;  and  most  nearly
adjusted  by  toggle-recoil.  We  have  seen  cases  where  a  man  who  was
paralyzed fell down stairs, and, on getting up, could walk. There is no
way of explaining circumstances of that character except by principle
of  accidental  toggle-recoil,  landing  of  blow,  reduction  of  cause,
restoration  of  current,  then  cycles  come  into  play.  People  got  well  in
days when we shoved, when we pushed and pulled, when we recoiled,
and they have been getting well when we toggle the recoil. While that
is  all  true,  thoroughness,  percentage,  etc.,  have  increased  as  we
perfected  our  application  in  accordance  with  known  laws.  We  have
been
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getting  better  results  in  a  larger  per  cent  of  cases  of  worse  character
this year than before.
We have seen many give a shove, a push-and-pull, and others recoil,
and  their  patients  have  gotten  well.  But  same  cases,  under
toggle-recoil  would  get  well  sooner  with  less  effort  upon  part  of
Chiropractor and with less severity upon patient. Effort, time, cost and
permanency are in ratio to which principle is used.
Success  of  boys  in  field  is  relative  as  they  use  different  degrees  of
accuracy  with  different  principles.  One  could  be  perfect  in  push  and
not secure as good results as he who used an inefficient degree of push
or  pull.  Or,  one  who  recoils  might  be  very  poor  but  so  much  better
than  shove  or  push  and  pull  that  there  would  be  no  comparison.  And
so it is with TOGGLE-RECOIL. Let him be ever so raw, it supersedes
all qualities of other adjustments that he stands out head and shoulders
above rest. Do we not say that worst Chiropractor in our ranks is a god
along-side  of  best  physician?  This  is  not  because  he  knows  so  much
more  than  an  M.D.  who  knows  so  many  things  that  are  not  true.
Chiropractor  knows  little,  but  its  true.  M.D.  has  a  great  deal  of
knowledge he cant use; Chiropractor has a little, but he uses it well.
A  bolt-cutter  is  a  toggler,  but  it  does  not  toggle  TOWARD  hands
that  operate  it;  neither  does  it  need  recoiling  to  toggle.  Toggling
SLOWLY bolt will be cut; to do it fast is to RECOIL that toggle.  To
recoil the toggle is to toggle FROM YOU with a RECOIL effect.
To  recoil-the-toggle  is  to  make  toggle  primary  and  RECOIL
secondary;  toggle  the  aim  and  RECOIL  the  means;  toggle  the  sight
and RECOIL the  bullet.  To  toggle-the-recoil  (reverse  of  former)  is  to
make  recoil  primary  and  TOGGLE  secondary;  recoil  the  aim  and
TOGGLE the means; recoil the sight and TOGGLE the bullet.
Toggle  and  recoil  should  be  simultaneous.  Above  comparison  is
given  that  student  might  secure  a  better  idea  of  value  of  each  in
relation  to  each  other.  To  recoil  or  toggle  ALONE  is  not  to  get  the
best.
Many find adjusting laborious. It is because you do not recoil. If you
recoiled,  it  would  be  light  and  easy.  Absence  of  recoil  makes  work
hard and heavy. There is nothing difficult about
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toggling  the  bolt,  and  there  is  nothing  hard  about  toggling  and
recoiling  on  the  back.  You  take  that  same  principle,  apply  it  to
backbone, and do same with object beneath your hands.
To shove or push or pull is to use stiff arm action. To RECOIL is to
deliver a blow, land it and get away quickly. To TOGGLE recoil is to
use all joints loose, all muscles elastic until moment of action then all
joints act in line of their movement and both sets  of  muscles  contract
and  relax  simultaneously.  After  action  has  been  performed,  get  away
as quickly, if not more so, than when you came.
Alight hammer will drive a spike in hickory, if recoiled. Toggle the
recoil and you may adjust subluxations  with  concentrated  forces  with
an equal ease.
Awhile ago we made a point. All P. L. and P. R. subluxations can be
adjusted  with  usual  recoil.  They  can  be  better  adjusted  with
toggle-recoil.  But  all  of  P.  R.  S.,  P.  R.  I.,  P.  L.  S.  and  P.  L.  I.  and
corresponding  subluxations  of  atlas,  differently  designated,  can  be
adjusted only with toggle-recoil As they are in majority they have been
ones upon which we have failed most. We said at that time they were
in  nature  of  KINKS  and  wrenches.  That  is  true,  and  only  by
toggle-recoil can they be reduced.
For  P.  R.  S.  or  other  combinational  vertebral  twists  we  are  now
advocating, exclusively, 206 which consists in an additional twist of
wrist  at  time  of  toggling  the  recoil.  It  untwists  the  kink  such  as  no
other  has  done.  It  must  be  given  quickly  to  be  effective,  otherwise
damage is a possibility.
While,  thruout  this  article,  we  refer  to  the  toggle-recoil  as  an
improvement upon all which has gone before, this is true only in sense
that  we  found  recoil  adjustment  in  itself  was  good  for  one  or  two
direction  subluxations,  but  did  not  quite  secure  desired  results  when
we had three-direction subluxations. Example: For a P. R. subluxation
recoil was sufficient. For a P. R. S. subluxation you  should  use  the
toggle-recoil. However, the  more  toggle-recoil  is  used,  more  it  is
found to be applicable to all directions. Perhaps an explanation for this
contradiction  would  be  better.  Recoil  indicates  speed  with  which
you  deliver  from  you,  hence  speed  with  which  you  must  take  away.
Toggle indicates more directions of motions to end of concentrating
much force to little place so that little does much. Toggle indicates
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concentration  while  recoil  indicates  speed.  No  matter  whether  you
were  working  on  a  P.  subluxation,  concentration  and  speed  would
both be essential. Yet, while this viewpoint is true. toggle-recoil (on
three-direction  subluxations)  is  delivered  slightly  different  than  is  a
toggle-recoil  on  any  one  or  two-direction  subluxations.  Let  us
construct direction of motion, one by one. For a posterior subluxation,
patient  prone,  direction  of  motion  would  be  directly  opposite,  which
would  be  anterior.  One  direction  only  considered.  For  a  P.  R.
subluxation, patient prone, direction of motion of adjustment would be
directly opposite, which would be anterior left. Each of these could be
given  with  a  toggle-recoil  but  in  a  straight  direction  as  indicated.
But, all this now changes when we have a three-direction subluxation.
For  a  P.  R.  S.  subluxation,  patient  prone,  direction  of  motion  of
adjustment  would  be  directly  opposite,  which  would  be  anterior,  left
and  inferior,  DIFFERENCE  TAKING  PLACE  IN  TOG-
GLE-RECOIL  IN  A  CORK-SCREW  MOTION  FROM  WHAT
WAS TO WHAT IT IS TO BE.
CREDITING SINCERITY
Let us  review  subjects  discussed.  We  introduced  history  of  changes
from  1  to  206.  We  raised  question  as  to  which  stage  of  this
progress  was  better  to  use  at  this  date.  We  then  proceeded  to  explain
latest principle and how it was better than all that preceded.
D.  D.  Palmer  discovered  underlying  principle  of  all  our  work,  viz.,
subluxation  theory  and  its  needing  adjustment.  Its  elucidation,
broadening  and  specific  scientific  features,  method  of  procedure  to
best  accomplish  end,  remained  for  us  to  work  out  and  force
recognition  not  only  in  theoretical  field  but  in  laboratorical  and
clinical  tests.  Two  persons  whose  names  were  Palmer  (Father  and
Son) are indelibly saturated with work of Chiropractic. Now that D. D.
Palmer  has  passed  away,  to  whom  does  Chiropractic  more  rightfully
belong, you or us?
Can  it  be  that  we  are  short-sighted  enough  in  our  administrative
policy to not recognize that your success is ours? We want The P.S.C.
to  grow,  to  get  larger,  to  add  to  worlds  store  of  information  and
health. This can only be reached thru our graduates. Should they fail,
enrollment  of  The  P.S.C.  must  fail.  Success  of  The  P.S.C.  graduate
depends upon what he is taught
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while  with  us.  His  success  is  ours;  and  ours  no  greater  than  his.  We
desire that The P.S.C. be a success, greater, year by year. This cannot
be  a  fact  unless  our  product  succeeds.  It  would  be  suicide  of  The
P.S.C. to teach our boys those things which would fail; hence we drill
our boys to do ONLY  those  things  which  give  greatest  percentage  of
results.
We have been twenty-three years investigating various methods. WE
have grown thru these stages that we might save time upon part of our
students.  Twenty-three  years  should  prove  certain  facts  to  any
observant  person;  that  being  true  and  our  Faculty  conscientious,  we
desire  to  give  only  that  which  we  know  to  be  THE  best.  Are  we  not
constructing a greater growth by making OUR product grow greater
then why not teach that which succeeds MOST? That, we are doing.
Vital question is: Some boys use most anything short of best. If they
possess  THE  best  they  mix  in  several  of  older  stages,  apparently  to
fool  patient  and  deceive  him,  thinking  he  gets  more  for  his  money.
This  does  not  meet  our  scientific  or  clinical  contention,  but  places  it
upon a skeptical and financial one. IF old moves were more successful
in  securing  BETTER  results,  wouldnt  we  be  justified  in  teaching,
using and endorsing them? Then, why dont we?
Suppose YOU were Edison, would you drag forth candle to read by?
Would you bring spinning wheel out of garret, or spin by the modern
loom; ride on a horse or electric-car? Would you, if you were Ehrlich,
use  anything  short  of  606?  If  a  Chiropractor,  would  you  prescribe
dope to your patient? Neither would you use ANY MOVE short of
206  if  you  were  a  B.  J.  or  any  other  student  who  had  welfare  of
patient at stake and regarded all other elements as secondary.
DOING ONE THING RIGHT OR MANY
THINGS WRONG?
Arts, sciences and philosophies are perpetuated in ratio as they exist
for themselves. You follow painting, inventing or philosophizing FOR
MONEY  and  you  not  only  fail  to  get  money,  but  lose  the  art  you
failed to develop.
Paint for arts sake; invent because world needs improvement; study
because a world necessity exists and delivers that which it
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needs,  and  money  is  a  CONSEQUENCE  which  you  could  not  avoid
coming your way. As a consequence, it multiplied in ratio to aptitude
in art, improvement in invention and destiny of necessity.
Some  Chiropractors  feel  they  must  keep  doing  something
irrespective  of  what  or  its  consequences.  Medicine  is  of  same  nature.
They  have  been  doing  SOMETHING  for  centuries;  then  they  try
again  doing  everything  until  somebody  IS  done.  Such  a
propaganda  is  a  failure.  They  try  this,  that  and  other  thing;  in  fact,
everything  suggested  regardless  of  how  ridiculous  or  illogical.  More
things, compounds, devices, contrivances they compile, greater is their
delight, the more they have accomplished and the more patient seems
pleased and is willing to pay for.
Average  patient  would  rather  be  wafted  into  heaven  having  much
done  for  him  that  is  a  crafty  failure,  than  have  a  straightforward
practical fellow do some mute momentous right thing and get well in a
hurry.  Latter  plan  arouses  his  disgust.  It  is  toadying  to  this  former
condition  that  loses  identities  of  arts,  sciences  and  philosophies  of
worth.
Of medicinesthere are thousands for each disease, millions for all
diseases.  Pharmacopoeia  drop  a  few  thousand  and  add  a  few  more
each year. They originate, try and renounce; then originate some more.
Of  surgerythere  are  hundreds  of  thousands  of  instruments  and
tables. They go thru same rigamarole.
Of  orthopedical  instrumentshistory  is  full  of  torturing  devices;
first  used  on  criminals,  then  tried  on  sick  until  man  goes  the  end  of
flighty imagination then resurrects some older ones and repeats cycle.
Out  of  this  conglomeration  has  builded  a  systemwe  could  not
dignify it by calling it an  art  or  science,  let  alone  philosophythat  is
one world-wide, all encompassing complexed confused theory.
WHICH  TO  GIVE  OR  USE?  is  immortal  question.  Diagnosis  is
but a question of observation and use of senses,  BUT  what  to  give  is
purely a question of hit or miss; selection is so voluminous.
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What  to  give  is  easy.  What  not  to  give  is  hard.  Meanwhile  patient  is
experiment until patience ceases to be a virtue.
Present  trend  of  medicine  is  to  get  FROM  complexity  to  a
SPECIFIC  SIMPLICITY.  Now  theyre  investigating  serum  theory,
thinking  that  within  its  possibilities  lies  a  specific  for  every  and  all
diseases.
Some  idea  of  vast  accumulating  traffic  in  vaccines  and  serums  may
be  gained  from  fact  that  fifty-six  establishments  held  licenses
December 31, 1914, issued by the Treasury Department of the Federal
Government,  in  accordance  with  Act  of  Congress  approved  July  1,
1902, entitled, An act to regulate the  sale  of  viruses,  serums,  toxins,
and  analagous  products  in  the  District  of  Columbia,  to  regulate
interstate traffic in said articles, and for other purposes. Following is
a  list  of  products  which  one  company  alone  was  licensed  to  place
upon market, according to Public Health Reports for January 22,1915:
Antianthrax serum.
Antidysenteric serum.
Antimeningococcic serum.
Antipneumonic serum.
Antirabic virus.
Antistreptococcic serum.
Antitetanic serum.
Diphtheria antitoxin.
Normal horse serum.
Tuberculins.
Vaccine virus.
Bacterial vaccines prepared from acne bacillus.
Cholera vibrio.
Colon bacillus.
Diphtheria bacillus.
Friedlander bacillus.
Gonococcus.
Influenza bacillus.
Meningococcus.
Micrococcus catarrhalis.
Micrococcusneoformans.
Paratyphoid bacillus A.
Paratyphoid bacillus B.
Pertussis bacillus.
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Plague bacillus.
Pneumococcus pseudodiptheria bacillus.
Pyocyaneus bacillus.
Staphylococcus albus.
Staphylococcus aureus.
Streptococcus pyogenes, and typhoid bacillus.
Sensitized bacterial vaccines, etc., 31 in all.
Tis  said  that  man  is  an  imitatora  monkey  smiling  at  his  features
that  reflect  back  in  sympathy  thru  mirror  of  human  failures  and
successes.  Tis  further  said  that  we  evolve,  revolve  and  resolve  same
again, at a later period.
Medicine  had  its  origination,  its  fling;  humanity  has  had  its  fill  and
now  its  decadence  is  upon  us.  Chiropractic  had  its  birth,  its
development  and  use.  It  faces  either  fulfillment  or  failure.  At  this
critical  time  in  our  period,  how  far  are  Chiropractors  going  to  ape
medical man? To what degree will Chiropractors push Chiropractic to
ape  medicine?  Many  decry  this  supposition.  Those  who  are  in  close
touch  with  individual  and  collective  work  of  Chiropractors  at  large,
know such is true.
KNOWING TOO MUCH THAT ISNT SO
To say that  ignorance  is  a  blessing  for  the  sick  is  a  peculiar  way  of
putting  a  new  thot  in  a  new  dress.  The  less  the  majority  of
Chiropractors  know  about  unnecessary  subjects,  better  off  is  patient.
Example: We recall a physician, attending The P.S.C. This man had a
wonderful  education  in  subjects  which  Chiropractor  finds
unnecessary. It came his turn to adjust. He was given a case of hernia.
He adjusted for several weeksno results. Another case of hernia was
being  adjusted  by  a  man  who  knew  Chiropractic  subjects  only,  who
was  next  table  to  him.  Excellent  results  were  coming  to  him.  The
reason?  M.D.  knew  so  much  about  his  case,  therefore  knew  so  many
things  that  were  possibilities,  that  could  happen  if  he  did  this  or  that,
that  the  man  actually  couldnt  give  a  good  or  competent  adjustment.
Knowledge  produced  fear;  fear  produced  timidity.  Other  man  did  not
know  these  inside  conditions,  these  dangerous  futures,  if,  so  he
proceeded  to  do  what  he  had  been  Chiropractically  instructed  was
necessary,  viz.,  that  vertebra  had  to  be  adjusted,  and  he  moved  it
fearless  of  what  dangers  lurked  inside.  His  case  was  getting  well
rapidly.  When  we  found  these  conditions,  we  reversed  adjusters  and
cases. Sick one began to get well; well
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one began to get sick. Same fears; same confidences. Presence of this
profound  education  made  intelligent  man  incompetent;
incompetency begot its  kind;  hence  failure.  Absence  of  this  profound
education made ignorant man confident; confidence begets activity;
activity begets health.
We  have  long  felt  that  one  of  greatest  hindrances  to  actual  good  of
physician  to  his  patient  is  superfine  fear  that  is  manufactured  in  him
by  his  superfine  colleges  with  their  superfine  educations  of  so  many
things  that  may  be  true  and  be  valueless,  which,  entering  his  mind,
show  him  how  helpless  he  is;  then,  realizing  it,  he  does  not  (because
he cannot) do any good.
KNOWING ONE THING THAT IS TRUE
We have also felt that reverse of this was true with Chiropractor. On
comes a case of tuberculosis of spine. A dangerous condition, perhaps.
Average  Chiropractor  has  little  knowledge  of  actual  destruction  of
tissue,  perhaps  has  not  seen  a  case  at  close  range,  does  not
comprehend that he might maim his case by breaking those soft bones,
etc.  In  this  ignorance  is  his  practical  strength.  He  palpates  outside
without knowing inside; he detects subluxation, gives adjustment, gets
his  case  well.  Retrospectively,  some  physician  reviews  inside
conditions,  then  Chiropractor  realizes  what  a  risk  he  took  even  after
case is well.
Medical man knows inside conditions to perfection. He is helpless to
help  humanity.  In  this  inside  information  are  so  many  things  that  are
all so true that their horror makes this man fearful to try. In this is his
weakness. Chiropractor knows outside conditions to perfection. He  is
of value to humanity. In this outside information are but a  few  things
that  are  also  true,  and  simpleness  of  it  makes  him  confident  to  give
adjustments.
Medical  man  is  an  educated  man;  Chiropractor,  by  comparison,  is
notquantity considered only. Medical man is a man of constant fear;
Chiropractor, by comparison, is notservice considered. Medical man
is  a  failure  in  practice;  Chiropractor,  by  comparison,  is  a  success
results  considered.  One  knows  so  many  things  that  are  or  are  not  so;
so many things and theories that will or will not work that dont help
patient,  that  he  is  in  a  constant  state  of  helplessness;  he  suffers  with
mental professional paresis and physical practical paralysis. Burden of
what he knows is so much greater than burden of what he can do that
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contrast is well marked. With Chiropractor, reverse is  true;  burden  of
what  he  can  do  is  so  much  greater  than  excess  baggage  of  what  he
thinks  he  knows  that  contrast  is  as  well  marked  this  way  as  it  is  by
contrast in other.
There  is  a  certain  amount  of  education  every  Chiropractor  wants
needs. That must be carefully selected and confine itself to subjects he
needs  to  know  and  no  more.  He  must  go  into  those  subjects  only  so
far as he finds his mind does not become fearful of subject. When he
finds mental nausea taking place, it is time to stop that subject and go
no  further.  Medical  men  are  suffering  with  education-congestion.
Theory after theory being exploded does not beget confidence in their
theory, themselves or medicine as a profession. Chiropractor (maybe)
suffers from a desire to have an education-stagnation. His one central
ideaspineis  his  pivotal  idea,  thot  and  action.  He  adjusts  one  by
one,  people  get  well;  this  makes  him  positive  in  his  manner,  speech
and liberty necessary to continue that work.
Too  much  education  makes  a  coward  of  best  of  men.  Too  little
education  makes  average  man  dangerous.  But,  there  is  a  happy
medium, a necessary quantity and quality of which makes useless man
useful.  Medical  colleges,  right  now,  are  manufacturing  useless
medical cowards. Chiropractic schools are beginning to lean that way,
slightly balancing in favor of cowards. Pendulum will find its level.
We  are  bitterly  opposed  to  that  kind  of  education  which  makes  a
man know so many things that are not so, that wont work out, that do
no  good,  that  are  experiments  without  a  practical  application,  merely
to  end  of  getting  a  license  to  then  find  that  such  is  true  of  all  he  has
learned.  We  are  strongly  in  favor  of  that  kind  of  education  that
induces  a  man  to  know  all  views  of  any  subject  which  are  true,  that
will  work  out,  that  accomplish  good,  that  are  facts  which  when
applied  do  the  thing  they  set  out  to  do;  a  license  then  becomes  an
appendage and not the issue itself.
PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF ONE TRUE
IDEA OR MANY WRONG ONES
How  many  moves  must  we  study,  learn  to  use  and  apply  to
patients  to  have  the  dozens-of-moves-for-each-disease  compared  to
hundreds-of-medicines-for-each-disease  likeness?  How  many
principles of moves must we incorporate and mix to be
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perfect medical apes? How many table devices must we invent to see
our reflections thru their surgical mirror?
They  give  medicines  in  mouth,  nose,  ear,  eye,  rectum,  urethra  and
then  inject  thru  superficial  skin.  We  adjust  standing  at  head,  driving
from shoulders, laying patient on his back, face down, on his ribs, face
back  up  in  air  and  back  down  in  hole.  We  try  to  adjust  with  patient
standing; suspended, lying, sitting, on his side. Chiropractors adjust
with  hammer-and-mallet,  straps  around  body,  vibrators,  thrillers,
manipulators,  concussors  and  hands.  Betwixt  and  between  some  use
transverse  move;  Ely,  Break,  Plunge,  Coiner,  Recoil,  etc.,  ad
infinitum. We adjust on splitnose, boot-jack, with and without sternum
support,  with  and  without  belly  brace,  on  tables  straight,  on  tables
crooked,  on  tables  forward  and  backward,  on  tables  concave  and
convex,  with  and  without  pillows  and  other  contraptions  that  give  to
our office appearance of a museum.
Some Chiropractors take five minutes to make their analysis,  others
thirty  minutes  to  make  an  examination  inside  and  out.  Others  take
the  necessary  one  minute  to  give  an  adjustment,  others  take  sixty
minutes to give their  treatments  and  tickle  orifices.  And,  WHAT  is
it  they  adjust  or  treat?  Some  confine  themselves  to  specific  work  of
palpating, analyzing and adjusting vertebral subluxations. Others there
are  who  seemingly  find  it  necessary  to  examine  entire  body  and
adjust  mandible,  muscles  of  legs,  viscera  of  abdomen,  gullets  to
guts,  larynx  to  lethargy;  gene  to  gastritis.  Some  Chiropractors
adjust thru undershirt, shirt, chemise, corset, corset-cover, dress and
trimmings; others require bare skin. No wonder patient, as he  travels,
does not know how to prepare for a Chiropractic adjustment.
Thus  complexities  are  but  begun.  As  profession  enlarges,  numbers
increase, the taint he thinks needed will but contaminate our passages.
WHAT MUST A CHIROPRACTOR KNOW?
Today, seeming great problem to a prospective student is What do I
need  to  know;  what  school  teaches  it?  What  he  thinks  he  needs
depends  upon  which  many-sided  traducer  he  gets  advice  from.  Each,
of  course,  sustains  what  HE  mixes  with.  After  he  has  attended  some
school, secured that which he was
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told he would need, he enters field, only to find that other people had
their  notions  and  added  to  what  he  now  makes  much  more  that  he
wasnt taught. Hence, great questionWhat position do I get him in;
what  adjuncts  are  necessary;  what  move  is  proper;  what  kind  of  a
table do I put him on? If he follows pace Mr. Apostate sets, his office
will soon contain bird cage, hat-box, band-box and even to a sand-box
spit-boxall to improve health of those that pay.
Older  the  experience  of  physician,  less  he  uses  of  anything.  This  is
true of Chiropractors. Reason forces itself upon even a fool, later than
sooner.
IS CHIROPRACTIC SCIENTIFIC?
We  say  CHIROPRACTIC  is  a  SCIENCE.  Is  it?  Mathematics  IS  a
science. Let us compare them.
2 x 2 equals  4;  2  subtracted  from  5  leaves  3;  2  plus  4  equals  6,  not
sometimes  BUT  ALWAYS.  It  matters  not  whether  these  examples
were  done  2,000  years  ago,  today  or  tomorrow;  its  always  been  the
same, in same way with same result. It matters not whether figured by
an Arabian, Chinaman, Russian or American. Neither does method or
fact  change  regardless  of  what  applied.  We  can  weigh  potatoes,
measure  a  board,  multiply  distance  to  Mars,  give  depths  of  craters,
heights  of  mountains  or  number  of  vertebral  subluxations;  conditions
are always same.
Behind mathematics is a law of figures beneath which are principles
and  then  rules.  Various  figures,  words,  principles  and  rules  are  mere
educational  interpretations  of  law  that  education  might  better
understand and use works of law. Law, itself, does not need principles
and  rules,  much  less  words,  letters  and  assemblages  of  them.  Figures
in  multiplication,  division,  subtraction  and  addition  are  unknown  to
Mother Nature; they are mans invention and device.
Law of mathematics is FIXED; its principles and rules being in tune
therewith  are  no  worse.  It  is  not  given  for  ANY  mathematician  to
change  it.  He  may  have  theories,  inconsistencies  or  reasons  for
changing, but change he CANNOT. Suppose he desired to have 2 plus
2  make  5;  or  2  from  5  leave  4;  or  2  plus  4  equal  7,  would  it  make  it
so?
What  would  be  state  of  commerce  or  finance  if  EACH
MATHEMATICIAN were allowed to have a system of his own?
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If merchant banks today with $2,000; banker claims, according to HIS
figures, he had only $500it would be a great note, wouldnt it?
Is Chiropractic a science?
Chiropractic  is  study  of  vertebrates.  Its  interpretation  is  work  of
human  beings.  It  is  the  endeavor  of  man  to  formulate,  out  of  law,  a
system of principles and rules that we might better know how to work.
Law,  itself,  does  not  need  our  principles  and  rules  to  carry  on  its
production and reproduction, but we need them to understand what is
done  and  how,  by  law.  Diagnosis,  pathology,  symptomatology,
prescription,  operations,  etc.,  are  quite  foreign  to  Innate  Intelligence;
these are educated mans devices and experiments.
Travel  with  us,  as  a  patient,  from  office  to  office  of  Chiropractors.
Visit  twenty;  note  that  each  has  a  way,  method,  procedure,
explanation, application, result, different from one preceding. No two
are  alike;  each  has  a  system  of  Chiropractic  mathematics  of  his  own.
Every  day  hes  changing;  each  nationality  goes  at  it  differently;  for
each  dis-ease  each  has  a  different  explanation;  to  what  its  applied
makes a difference in result, and so it goes ad infinitum.
Each  man  is  a  rule  of  human  mathematics  unto  himself;  there  is  no
cause to resort to any adjunct or mixing device in  practice.  We  had  a
FIXED rule all alike. We must admit that there is a LAW of universal
action but when man gets it, its quite conglomerated in principles and
rules. And, WHO makes it so? Each Chiropractor.
Chiropractic  IS  a  science;  but,  not  all  that  which  is  exhibited  as
Chiropractic  is  to  be  regarded  as  scientific.  In  and  behind  all  that
which is seen is a science even if the user has it not, knows it not and
practices  it  not.  Reversing  statement,  is  what  ALL  Chiropractors  are
telling, using, giving and gelling scientific? NO!
Patient  doesnt  know  whether  to  strip  or  keep  on  his  shirthe
doesnt  know  whether  to  lie  face  down  or  uphe  doesnt  know
whether to prepare for 14th Woodman or Buffalo degree or 1st degree
of  Masonry.  Each  Chiropractor  he  bumps  into  is  a  new  experience,  a
new order to join, a new manner of initiation to go thru.
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Intelligence who made us, did so according to law of science. As we
unfold  ourselves,  we  prove  the  science.  As  we  study  that  unfoldment
we  investigate  the  science  that  made  us.  As  we  compound  our
existences, we study how to work in tune with that law. Altho its law
to  Source,  it  is  but  science  and  art  to  us.  Why  dont  we  practice  that
which we have unfolded by learning and learned by unfolding? Thats
the question here involved.
Years  ago,  there  was  no  FIXED  law  in  mathematics;  followed  by  a
great series of men, each with HIS explanation. TIME has weeded out
their garden of inconsistencies. Even now, there is a FIXED LAW for
human beings; we are cottoning the skirted edges, followed by a chain
of  thinkers,  each  with  HIS  interpretation.  TIME  only  will  weed  out
immaterial;  TIME  only  will  put  into  their  place  that  which  will  be
fertile.
We  can  but  individually  try  to  be  the  best;  try  to  be  as  sincere  and
conscientious with our work as mathematicians were with their work,
and then let time ripen the product.
At  present,  judged  by  heterogeneous  work  done  by  Chiropractors,
Chiropractic  is  NOT  a  science  and  no  one  knows  this  better  than
mixers  who  give  no  reason  for  their  making  it  not  a  science  than  the
greed for money in preference to guarantee for maximum.
Perhaps  another  good  reason  for  mixer  can  be  established  on
common  ground  that,  when  palpating  a  case,  he  cannot  see  from
external  what  is  internal.  Writer  has  had  as  much  experience  as  any
other  Chiropractor  in  our  ranks.  It  has  been  his  unique  experience  to
have  been  in  this  work  for  23  years  (1918);  to  have  seen  tens  of
thousands of cases; to have palpated them by thousands; to have seen
worst of the worse; to have met problems of our profession as well as
those of other professions. Yet, notwithstanding this vast opportunity,
we admit frankly that 25 per cent of palpations we make (which are as
accurately  made  as  experience  can  make  them)  are  in  error,  not  in
omission but in commission. Certain conditions appear so-and-so from
external,  only  to  have  spinograph  reveal  them  some  other  way.  No
human agency can tell, in 100 per cent of cases, what exists in, of and
about vertebrae themselves.
This  percentage  could  not  have  been  determined  without  constant
and daily use of spinograph. Average Chiropractor in
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field has not such an aid at his command, hence his mistakes must be
of  equal  number.  Instead,  then,  of  trying  to  correct  his  errors  in  a
Chiropractic  manner  with  spinograph,  he  adjusts  as  his  palpation
shows.  If  subluxation,  from  palpation,  is  one  way  and  that  would
prove to be wrong if spinograph were used, then certainly 25 per cent
of  cases  will  be  negative.  This  justifies  him,  as  he  views  it,  to  begin
that  pernicious  practice  of  mixing  on  this  25  per  cent  in  which
Chiropractic fails. Chiropractic has not failed; he simply failed to get
all accurate facts in an accurate manner.
Conceding  that  Chiropractor  aims  to  be  sincere,  then  he  who
mixes for reason above stated, will purchase an X-Ray at no greater
cost than many of the mixing devices, will take spinographs of cases
upon which he fails; and, under the readings he will then make, he will
turn  defeat  to  victory  at  no  loss  to  Chiropractic  principle  or  his  own
convictions  as  well  as  those  of  patient.  For  every  Chiropractic
problem, there exists a Chiropractic solution.
A  fool  there  was,  he  made  his  prayer,  even  as  you  and  I,  says
Kipling.
When approaching a Chiropractic school it must be with one of two
fixed purposes in view: 1st, to learn CHIROPRACTIC, specific, pure
and unadulterated; or, 2nd, to study that which is called Chiropractic
where  mixing  is  admitted  and  devices  complete  and  fully  cover  the
field.
When Chiropractor enters field to practice he must do so with one of
two  fixed  intentions:  1st,  to  be  a  CHIROPRACTOR  in  all  that  title
applies,  to  practice  only  THE  best  with  a  fixed  determination  to
educate  the  people  from  what  they  think  they  want  to  what  he
KNOWS they need; or, 2nd, to publicly admit hes a mixer and ready
to serve people anything they ask for if they have the price to pay for
service at charge he demands.
Chiropractic  saysand  you  have  been  taughtthat  ONE
subluxation  produces  ONE  effect  in  ONE  organ.  It  further  maintains
that a SPECIFIC man was well on a SPECIFIC date; having a fall in a
SPECIFIC  manner,  there  occurred  a  SPECIFIC  concussion  of  forces
which  concentrated  at  a  SPECIFIC  place,  recoiled  a  SPECIFIC
subluxation,  making  smaller  a  SPECIFIC  foramina,  producing
pressure on SPECIFIC nerves going to a
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SPECIFIC  place,  interfering  with  a  SPECIFIC  function  or  functions,
on  its  way  to  a  SPECIFIC  organ,  thereby  producing  a  SPECIFIC
effect to which is given a SPECIFIC name.
To  correct  this,  Chiropractic  says,  Introduce  intellectually  and
intentionally  a  reversed  condition  of  SPECIFIC  concussion  of  forces
with  a  SPECIFIC  toggle-recoil,  in  a  SPECIFIC  manner,  at  a
SPECIFIC  subluxation,  to  increase  size  of  a  SPECIFIC  foramina,  to
reduce  SPECIFIC  pressure,  to  restore  SPECIFIC  function  on  its  way
to  a  SPECIFIC  organ,  to  improve  SPECIFIC  effect  thereby  restoring
SPECIFIC  health  coming  from  a  SPECIFIC  source.  Note,  we  have  a
SPECIFIC  origination;  SPECIFIC  transmission;  SPECIFIC
expression; SPECIFIC interference and SPECIFIC adjustment.
All  of  this  simple  but  great  feature  is  being  abused  in  our  vain  and
self-edifying  attempts  to  ape  medical  men  and  medicine  for  money
because  patients  ask  for  it.  Whereas,  once  M.D.  gave  a  shotgun
prescription,  now  he  is  trying  to  give  a  SPECIFIC.  Whereas,
Chiropractic IS a specific, Chiropractor is laboring hard to deliver it in
shotgun manner.
There  are  three  reasons  for  M.D.s  failure  in  his  MEDICAL
COMPLEXITYFirst,  his  miscarriage  to  get  results,  therefore  he
tried  again;  second,  his  patients,  insistence  upon  results  and  again
failing;  third,  his  eagerness  for  something  to  sell  patient  who
inquires for a change to get results because he failed.
There are three reasons for CHIROPRACTIC COMPLEXITY. First,
patients request us to ape medical man; second, Chiropractors havent
backbone  enough  to  refuse  to  ape  him;  and  third,  their  greed  for
money and something different from other fellow next door.
There  are  three  reasons  for  CHIROPRACTORS  SPECIFIC.  First,
he  has  an  EXACT  knowledge  of  cause;  second,  he  has  a  PRECISE
adjustment;  third,  he  has  a  reliable  SOURCE  of  health  which  wont
fail  him.  Delivery  of  HEALTH  by  mixing  Chiropractor  is  not
because of his mixing but in spite of it.
M.D.  is  working  toward  that  WHICH  WE  HAVE  but  he  has  not;
and, Chiropractor is working toward that which M.D. has and AWAY
FROM  THAT  which  we  have.  M.D.,  in  reality,  WANTS
CHIROPRACTIC with its SPECIFIC features: and we
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Chiropractors, WITH specific feature, want his shotgun prescriptions.
CHIROPRACTIC  IS  SPECIFIC  (and  you  know  what  we  mean  by
specific)  or  it  is  nothing.  Obliterate  complexity,  cut  out  GENERAL
adjustments; palpate or spinograph, or both, SUBLUXATION MOST
ESSENTIAL  TO  EACH  CASE,  ADJUST  THAT  DAILY  AND  DO
NOTHING MORE.
A MAJOR DEFINED
Major is that subluxation which, because of importance of symptoms
resultant therefrom, makes it, first of all, most vital to health or life of
case under analysis.
At one time every patient who now comes to Chiropractor, was well.
At  this  stage  a  subluxation  occurred,  went  thru  Chiropractic  cycle,
until he is now sick. Change from health to sickness was acting under
definite law. We are sound only as we work with it; we get sick when
we work opposite to its demands.
Previous to birth we go thru formation period. After birth, and up to
thirty we pass thru developmental period. From thirty on, we preserve
form.  1st,  we  make  the  form;  2nd,  we  enlarge  it;  3rd,  we  tend  to
sustain it.
Physiology  has  its  triple  division:  health,  sickness,  death.  Whether
we are healthy until we die is a question of manifestation of this law.
Whether our period of health is short or long is a question of how soon
sickness steps in and thus manifests the absence of law. This law is as
true in psychics as of materialism.
We  are  constantly  growing,  bringing  forth  new  cells  and  vitality;
each to take place of old. If new comes forth and takes place of old, all
is well and health is its by-product.
INNATE AS A HUMAN BOOKKEEPER
Every day is a book-keeping system; it establishes a balance sheet of
its  own.  If  we  enter  the  day  with  health  and  leave  it  in  same  way  we
have  an  established  survival  value  balance-sheet;  meaning  that
surviving net result is normal.
ACCUMULATIVE DESTRUCTIVE SURVIVAL
VALUE
Assume 30 days. On first, man has a fall, gets a subluxation. Even at
end of first day, when balance-sheet is struck it will be
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noticed that there is a destructive activity at work. Multiply this by 30
days and you have a destructive accumulative survival value and man
is  sick.  Continue  this  principle  indefinitely  and  you  have  a  chronic
disease.  Survival  value  is  destructive  and  has  been  daily
accumulating, piling upon itself.
One  mans  loss  is  anothers  gain.  Health  and  dis-ease  are  time
comparatives.  Balance  must  be  struck.  As  destruction  accumulates,
construction  weakens.  As  health  decreases,  sickness  is  increasing.
Original  subluxation  began  to  lessen  normal  vitality.  Dis-ease  is
manifestation of absence  of  force.  As  subluxation  is  a  survival  value,
so  is  its  effect;  longer  it  exists,  weaker  becomes  contractive  survival
value because destructive accumulation has been going on.
ACCUMULATIVE CONSTRUCTIVE SURVIVAL
VALUE
At  the  end  of  30  days  this  patient  comes  to  Chiropractor  who  finds
subluxation and adjusts it. We start at  that  point  where  destruction  of
accumulated  survival  value  is  greatest.  Reversal  of  above  must  now
take place. Moment we release  more  vitality  to  go  to  sick  place,  then
constructive principle works. At end of the 1st  day,  net  balance-sheet
result  is  that  accumulated  survival  value  is  greater  than  destructive
survival  value.  By  inverse  ratio,  tables  turn.  The  30th  day  of  the
destructive  accumulative  survival  becomes  1st  day  of  constructive
accumulative  survival  period.  The  29th  becomes  our  2nd;  28th  our
3rd; principle of destruction now changing to construction.
At end of every day survival value is accumulating in a constructive
manner. Multiply these days and it is but a question of  days  until  our
case  has  been  restored  to  where  he  was  before  he  took  sick.  Law
retraced itself in reduction, in like manner that it did in production.
Maximum  of  health  is  a  question  of  survival  value.  Dis-ease  is  a
comparative  weighing  of  maximum  of  health  and  minimum  of  health
in  same  individual  at  two  separate  and  distinct  times,  between  which
times  destructive  accumulative  survival  value  and  constructive
accumulative survival value principles bring about both changes.
Whether a person gets well or not, is somewhat a question of vitality.
Is there any approximate rule by which we can tell
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what the vitality is? There is one that is invariable. If body of patient is
thickly covered with hair, it can be stated that vitality is or was good.
If body is devoid of this, opposite  will  be  quite  generally  true.  If  hair
on  head  and  finger-nails  grow  rapidly  and  require  frequent  cutting  or
trimming, this is also a good indication that body growth is strong and
fast. If opposite is true, then reverse of this would be most noticeable.
If finger-nails are  brittle,  chip  off  or  are  wavy,  it  is  a  good  indication
that strength is lower than normal.
DIRECT AND ADAPTATIVE SYMPTOMS
With major work many things show up,  by  exclusion,  that  have  not
been  observed  under  any  other  method  or  process.  These  deductions
can be reached by observation; nature of that being subtraction rather
than  multiplication.  Reasoning  used  by  all  diagnosticians  is  that  of
seeing  how  much  can  be  added  or  multiplied  to  attain  an  end;  this  is
induction.  Our  process  being  reverse,  we  attain  an  entirely  opposite
product.
Studying major work brings very distinctly two broad classifications
of  symptoms:  direct  and  adaptative.  Under  meric  system  we  have
superior  and  inferior  divisions.  Example:  Female  has  suppressed
menstruation.  Fact  that  case  has  an  occipital  headache  which  bears  a
strong  resemblance  to  abdominal  feeling,  is  an  adaptative  series  of
symptoms.  You  would  adjust  subluxation  which  makes  direct
symptoms  and  not  do  anything  for  adaptative  symptoms.  As  soon  as
menstruation becomes normal, occipital headache disappears.
As  another  example:  Case  may  be  one  of  jaundice,  too  much  bile
being  made  by  liver,  excess  being  dammed  back  into  body,  more
particularly  glands,  thus  diluting  their  internal  secretions  and
poisoning their purposes. This would extend into a series of adaptative
symptoms  which  would  only  be  equaled  by  amount  of  excess  bile
being  scattered  and  where  it  was  going.  To  correct  this  case,  under
major  work,  you  would  adjust  to  restore  normal  manufacture  of  bile
and  pay  no  attention  to  whatever  erratic  symptoms  you  would  notice
in digestion, etc.
As  still  another  example  (which  could  be  extended  endlessly)  an
acute  vertebral  subluxation  occurs.  It  manifests  its  effects  with  an
excess  heat  in  intervertebral  disks;  an  osteomalacia  exists  thruout
several vertebrae; acute angular basis of a curva-
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ture  is  present.  All  of  these  additional  symptoms  which  followed
major  one  would  be  adaptative  to  incipient  cause.  We  would  find
major,  adjust  it  exclusively,  paying  no  attention  to  any  other  and  its
correction  would  not  only  get  curvature  straight,  but  by  so  doing
gradually  all  other  effects  would  disappearall  because  of  correct
persistent work upon this one all inclusive major.
Patient,  when  describing  his  or  her  condition,  will  spend  two-thirds
of  time  on  adaptative  symptoms  and  about  one-third  on  direct.  It
behooves you to separate one from other, which is an art in itself and
requires  a  keen  analytical  insight  of  our  families  and  species  to
correctly accomplish.
Under  all  major  work,  we  do  not  adjust  a  single  subluxation  which
leads  to  any  adaptative  symptom.  We  would  adjust  only  subluxation
which  leads  to  direct  symptoms,  after  which  all  adaptative  symptoms
would become adaptative to normal. They are adaptative in change
from  health  to  sickness;  they  will  be  adaptative  in  change  from
sickness  to  health.  All  adaptative  symptoms  are  normal  to  abnormal.
Notwithstanding they are normal, they are attempts upon part of body
to balance  abnormal  to  normal  by  other  circuitous  abnormal  routes
this is adaptation to circumstances.
After liver has been established to balance, bile is normal, no excess
exists,  no  poisoning  of  other  secretions  could  exist.  When  direct
symptoms are gone, then digestion and all other adaptative symptoms
are gone without additional work at additional places.
Close observation in this field proves that over 75 per cent of all our
cases  and  over  75  per  cent  of  all  symptoms  of  each  case  are
adaptative.  We  find  we  can  eliminate  much  adjusting  subluxations
we formerly adjusted and get 75 per cent better results.
In study of majors and minors, many students are at sea as to which
diseases  are  major  and  minor;  which  symptoms  are  major  and  which
minor.  So  varied  and  so  complicated  and  so  interblended  are  many
symptoms of majority of cases that this is  a  condition  upon  which  no
rules  can  be  positively  laid.  Judgment  necessary  to  separate  them  is
brot about by close clinical observation and experience based thereon.
All laboratory training that any person might gain would not be worth
a picayune in de-
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termining these facts. Only clinician is capable of separating one from
other.
In  general  this  much  can  be  said:  certain  symptoms  produce  others
by  way  of  adaptation.  First  class  we  have  called  direct  symptoms,
others  are  all  adaptative.  Direct  symptoms  are  major,  all  others  being
minor.
Examples that could be cited are endless, which is solely a question
of  two  viewpoints.  Close  observation  in  clinic  will  make  any
observant  person  very  proficient  in  discriminating  between  one  and
other. Average Chiropractor in average Chiropractors office will be a
life-time deducting these comparisons and establishing truth of which
is which. If, tho, it is possible for him to attend our Pit classes for a
few  months,  we  can  present  sufficient  cases  to  make  fast  and  broad
lines, establishing such certain and positive classifications that he can
then  discriminate  for  himself  upon  any  case  that  may  come  before
him.
Confusion  that  may  arise,  in  any  attempt  at  classification,  is  based
upon fact that any dis-ease which may be regarded as direct can also
be adaptative and likewise is reverse true.
As no two cases are alike, it is impossible, except in a general way,
to give much direct and applicable information here. It is secured only
by  word  of  mouth  in  actual  class  work,  where  case  or  cases  in
question are before us.
IMPORTANCE OF LOCATION
Chiropractic  analysis  is  but  a  simple  resolution  of  locating
geography  of  effect  and  connecting  it  with  geography  of  cause.  This
question  of  majors  and  minors  is  more  a  question  of  geography
(location) than it is a question of character of symptoms. 85 per cent of
symptoms  given  by  cases  have  little  value,  not  because  they  are  not
accurate,  not  because  they  are  merely  symptoms,  but  because  they
have no relevancy to geography which is so important to us. About 15
per cent of symptoms given have a direct geographical value.
Focalizing value of every case, to a Chiropractor is: Where is THE
subluxation?  Thus  the  end  of  his  work  is  to  geographically  locate
place.  If  symptoms  are  of  value,  it  is  only  so  when  they  work  to  this
end.
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Example:  It  is  immaterial  whether  the  feeling  of  the  patient  in  the
stomach indicates a burning, itching, gnawing sensation or whether it
feels  full  from  a  tumor  or  of  gas.  One  of  these  is  as  significant  as
other, for all indicate geography (stomach) being involved.
CHIROPRACTICALLY MEETING CHIROPRACTIC
PROBLEMS
Here was a problem. Having observed conditions, recognized them,
what was correct manner to take care of them?
1st. Chiropractor in field took this as a shortcoming of Chiropractic;
it  was  a  lameduck  excuse  for  proving  to  him  limitations  of  principle
and  its  application,  hence  it  was  an  excellent  excuse  to  justify  his
mixing.  What  Chiropractic  couldnt  do,  mixing  might  therefore  be
tried  by  stimulating  or  inhibiting  them  and  getting  back  to  same  net
results  as  any  physician  with  his  drugs,  or  osteopath  with  his
manipulations.  It  matters  not  whether  the  method  be  stretching  or
bathing,  the  24-hour  balance-sheet  struck  average  and  case  was  no
nearer health at conclusion of experiment. This did not solve problem.
2nd. The P.S.C. hypothesis was that for every Chiropractic problem
there  was  a  Chiropractic  solution.  We  went  back  to  our  old  stand-by
that  every  person  had,  at  all  times,  100  per  cent  of  curative  forces
resident within his body. If, in a certain set of conditions, our cases did
not  get  well  it  must  be  because  we  were  distributing  our  curative
forces  to  too  many  places  and  not  getting  a  survival  value  that  could
accumulate,  day  by  day.  Lets  adjust  fewer  places  and  concentrate
forces to one most vital to life of patient.
Many Chiropractors justify their mixing because they get these cases
which will not get well under Specific System work. If they will now
omit mixing, try to do Major work they will have a smaller majority of
cases  to  fail  on;  their  scope  will  now  include  all  those  cases  they
formerly  failed  on;  their  ability  will  have  increased  materially.
Chiropractic will once more be the complete subject that they desire it
to be, scientifically as well as practically.
Only  difference  between  results  today  and  yesterday  is  in
percentage.  When  we  ask  an  ancient  why  he  does  not  use  most
modern principles and practices, he usually replies: I am getting
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results and why should I worry? True, out of 1,000 cases he is getting
same  percentage  today,  with  ancient  methods,  that  we  got  in  earlier
days  with  same  methods.  As  method  gradually  climbed  scale  of
efficiency, so did percentage of results increase. He who still uses the
shoves,  gets  shoves  percentage,  which  is  far  less  than  he  who  uses
modern toggle-recoil.
We  prefer  to  believe  in  inherent  goodness  of  all  men  and  women.
We prefer to feel that every Chiropractor wants to rely absolutely upon
Chiropractic  providing  it  measures  up  to  this  expectation.  This  it  has
not  done  in  past;  this  it  will  do  in  future  if  Chiropractor  will  put  into
practice  Major  principles  herein  set  down  in  a  conscientious  and
correct  manner.  If  any  Chiropractor,  from  this  time  onward,  prefers
being a chiropractoid and mix, it is because he prefers being dishonest
and a grafter and to dishonor a philosophy, science and art rather than
to be constructive of its purity. Contempt is only too good to be given
that man or woman who prefers being crooked when easier way is  to
be  straight.  When  any  Chiropractor  will  inconvenience  himself  to  lie
to  his  patients,  when  he  could  tell  the  truth,  then  such  person  should
be  treated  with  absolute  contempt  by  sick  public  as  he  is  not  in
business for health, but money.
Method  of  getting  all  sick  people  well  with  Chiropractic  is  now
before every Chiropractor. Excuses are not in order.
PATHOLOGICAL FAMILIES AND SPECIES
Mother  Nature  divides  herself  into  Vegetable,  Animal  and  Mineral.
Each  of  these  is  divisible  into  Families  and  each  Family  into  its
Species.
Among  the  Animal,  we  have  bovine,  equine,  canine,  simians,
reptilians, amphibians, vertebrate, homo, etc. Each of these is divisible
into classifications which we need not enumerate here.
Families are as numerous as possible great divisions of functions, no
more nor less. And, even with these, it is a question how far we can go
with  division  of  colors  when  there  is  but  one  colorwhite,  black
being its absence. Life is but motion; motion is but function; function
is  but  mental  impulse;  so,  after  all,  it  is  non-divisible.  But,  students
have seen fit to try to arbitrarily divide that which cannot be done.
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Nine primary functions, which are entirely arbitrary, are:
1. Calorific. 6. Reproduction.
2. Motor. 7. Reparation.
3. Secretory. 8. Nutrition.
4. Excretory. 9. Sensory.
5. Expansion.
(In Vol. 2, The Science of Chiropractic Library (Palmer), is found a
lengthy  article  descriptive  of  each  of  these  functional  divisions,  with
an  outline  of  boundary  lines  of  each,  with  examples  to  make  it  clear.
For that reason we will not reproduce such here. In monograph,  After
Tomorrow, What? (Palmer), is a lengthy explanation of plus or minus
of  function  and  why  no  consideration  other  than  these  two  can  be
given, hence it will not be duplicated here.)
Let us take each of these functions and tabulate it:
Function Plus  Minus  Character Family
Calorific x Fever.
 x Absence of, in the fever
family.
Motor x Permanent Contracture.
 x Off and On. Spasms.
 x Permanent Paralysis, and Prolapsis.
Secretory x Poison. (wet symptoms)
 x        (dry symptoms)
Excretory x        (wet symptoms)
        (dry symptoms)
Expansion x Tumors.
 x (?)
Reproduction x Monstrosities. (Not a path-
ological family.)
 x Paralysis.
Reparation x Tumor. (Hypertrophy)
 x Anaemia.
Nutrition x Tumor. (Obesity)
 x Anaemia (Emaciation.)
Sensory x Sensations (Hyperas-
thesia.)
 x Sensations (Anesthesia.)
It will be noticed that we have only  neglected  to  classify  any  of  the
above  into  the  degenerative  family.  This  is  because  degeneration  of
tissue  is  a  combination  of  three  families,  viz.:  fever,  nutrition  and
reparation. When fever is plus, nutrition absent and reparation minus,
degeneration of tissue must always ensue irrespective of where, when
or how
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We wish to interject a physiological truth here not generally known,
at least not studied or taught in pathologies as clearly as it should be.
Speaking  of  degeneration  of  tissue  we  must  differentiate  between
degeneration  OF  TISSUE  and  degeneration  OF  EXCRETIONS.
Cancers,  lupus,  caries,  ulcers,  etc.,  are  present  degeneration  OF
TISSUES.  Catarrh,  no  matter  where,  is  but  degeneration  OF
EXCRETIONS of tissues. Mucus of catarrh is but degenerated fluids.
So far as major is concerned, same rule applies.
In  studying  cases,  you  should  focalize  everything  to  end  of
determining family, going into species only so far as it proves family.
This is but another way of raising same question of whether quality of
symptom  is  of  value  or  whether  quality  should  be  ascertained  only  to
end of locating its major subluxation.
Type  of  case,  which  is  clearly  one  of  a  distinct  family,  is  rare.  You
will  get  very  few  cases  of  FEVER  FAMILY,  without  any
complicating  other  species  of  symptoms.  It  may  be  typhoid  fever,
malaria fever, eruptive fever or bilious fever or something else which
takes  it  out  of  fever  family  alone  and  complicates  one  family  with
another;  as  typhoid  fever  is  general  but  involves  Peyers  patches  in
abdomen;  malaria  fever  involves  fever  and  poison  families;  eruptive
fevers involve same two families but produce latter stage of erupting it
to skin instead of carrying same off by kidneys, and so we might go on
with  complications  of  mixtures  of  families  and  thus  producing  an
endless array of species.
We  could  put  this  in  another  way.  There  are  but  nine  primary
functions, hence but nine primary families. There are but two ways in
which  each  primary  functional-family  could  be  involved,  hence  but
eighteen  ways  in  which  there  can  be  species.  Begin  to  cross  these
eighteen  species,  in  different  organs  of  body  in  their  complications
and  you  have  multiplied  hybrids  until  it  takes  a  book  on
symptomatology 500 pages to even scratch surface.
It is hybrid of species which makes particular case before us difficult
of elucidation. By analyzing case, from species to family, from quality
of  symptom  back  to  its  character  to  determine  location,  no  difficulty
should be noticed in determining major for adjustment.
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In  Honolulu  we  saw  a  flower  show  with  over  5,000  species  of
Hibiscus,  which  is  their  National  Flower.  While  there  are  5,000
species  there  is  but  1  family.  Difference  exists  in  crossing  species.
Symptoms  are  same  way.  There  are  5,000  times  5,000  species  of
symptoms  and  you  become  dazed  by  maze  of  them,  but  by  working
for  family  to  which  they  are  all  subject,  no  difficulty  should  be
experienced.
Every  book  on  symptomatology  is  herein  boiled  down  to  nine
familieswith  their  plus  and  minus  species.  Knowing  symptoms  and
studying all cases from that angle only, then 500 pages of symptoms
species  are  necessary.  Knowing  families,  it  is  not  necessary  to  know
minute detail of all species.
Two  things  are  essential  to  reproduce  third.  Learn  family  and
location in which it exists and these two facts will positively determine
location of major subluxation.
Family plus Location }equals Major.
We do not know of a single dis-ease to which this does not apply.
At  present  writing,  we  do  not  know  of  a  single  pathology  which
wont  fit  to  this  rule.  There  are  those  cases  where  it  may  even  be
necessary  to  get  species  of  symptoms  to  finally  round  up  correct
family;  but,  if  so,  it  will  be  done  for  purpose  of  determining  family
rather than to end of a more elaborate species for diagnostic purpose.
Just  as  anatomy  does  this,  in  a  broad  sense,  so  do  physiology  and
pathology make same classification into families of each individual.
Following  are  some  of  more  marked:  paralyses,  degenerations,
tumors, fevers, prolapses, contractures, poisons, spasms, etc.
Under  each  family  comes  its  many  species;  different  kinds  of  the
same.
We shall enumerate some here because of their value in checking up
major  subluxation.  Having  found  family,  major  usually  is  far  more
easily ascertained, because in some of them, it is usually always in one
place.
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NINE FAMILIES AND THEIR ONE WIFE
Paralyses:monoplegia,  paraplegia,  hemiplegia,  dual  hemiplegia,
multiple  monoplegia,  spastic  paralysis,  infantile  paralysis,  anterior
acute poliomyelitis, etc.
Degenerations:cancers,  ulcers,  scrofulas,  tuberculosis,  boils,
syphilis, necroses, curvatures, etc.
Tumors:sarcoma,  carcinoma,  lipoma,  osteoma,  neuroma,  myoma,
fibroids, fatty, cystic, hypertrophy, etc.
Fevers:malaria, typhoid, diphtheria, appendicitis, tonsilitis, scarlet,
measles, small-pox, yellow, etc.
Prolapses:hernia,  ruptures,  prolapses  of  hemorrhoidsbleeding,
itching, protruding, etc.
Contractures:educated, voluntary, motor, inco-ordination, cramps,
torticollis, curvatures, tetanus.
Poisons:wet  and  dry  man,  dropsy,  seroedema,  jaundice,  ureamia,
skin diseases, etc.
Spasms:epilepsy,  chorea,  paroxysms,  tremors,  convulsions,  St.
Vitus dance, apoplexy, twitching eye-balls, etc.
Anaemia:any  and  all  cases  wherein  depletion  of  tissue  has
occurred; contrasting from the degeneration of tissue.
Sensation:Such  as  hyperesthesia,  anesthesia,  etc.  As  this  is
adaptative  responsive  mental  interpretation  of  physical  conditions,  it
cannot  be  construed  as  being  direct  or  in  a  family  except  by  inverse
ratio to condition from which it is reversed in its cycle.
All  sensation  is  but  an  internal  mental  interpretation  of  external
physical  conditions.  If  external  conditions  are  normal,  then  internal
mental  interpretations  are  normal.  If  external  physical  conditions  are
abnormal,  pathological,  feverish,  contractured,  etc.,  then  internal
mental interpretation is equivalent. Sensation is solely adaptative upon
condition  from  which  it  has  its  origin  and  cannot  be  taken  into
consideration  as  a  factor  in  determining  major.  Instead  of  weighing
characteristics of pain, weigh more carefully conditions which gave
origin  to  pain.  Pain  is  purely  mental,  is  located  in  mind  in  brain
condition which gave pain birth is located somewhere else  external
to that brain and it is that which determines major, not pain or other
sensation.
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In counting above functions you will note ten titles. Nine of them are
families. Tenthsensationis indirectly involved in them all in equal
degree or of varying kinds.
Example:Pain or ache might be mild or severe in any one of nine
families  described.  It  is  secondary  to  each  and  all.  We  mention  this
that  it  might  not  be  misconstrued  in  importance  in  determining  any
factor  connected  with  its  major.  It  is  one  of  the  species  symptoms
connected with all. It is a diagnostic feature and is only of value to you
and us so far as it helps us to determine FAMILY and LOCATION.
HOW TO DETERMINE MAJORS
Students find it difficult to solve problem as to how writer can stand
in  Pit  Class  and  frequently  pick  major  without  one  word  of
explanation  from  patient;  or  do  so  upon  a  very  meager  amount  of
history. In brief, we weigh as far more important the major facts than
the  minor  ones;  or,  far  more  important  is  gross  study  rather  than
minute.  It  is  possible  to  go  so  far  into  so  much  minute  history  of
pathology or symptomatology that student can very easily lose sight of
thing he is after. This is evidenced by fact that physician who has been
trained in laboratory (which is but an exhaustive study of detail) loses
sight of essentials, becomes  confused  in  his  maze  of  detail,  and  finds
that he knows so much about his case that he is unable to come to any
conclusion.
Trees are trees, just as horses  are  horses  or  cows  are  cows.  In  great
gross there is little difference between one tree and another, one horse
and  another,  or  one  cow  and  another.  Go  into  a  forest  and  a  tree  is  a
tree; step into a stable and a horse is a horse, same as a cow is a cow.
Same is also true of all disease (as an entity) but as a dis-ease, it is but
a condition of matter.
If you care to go into minute qualities of trees, cows or horses, there
is  no  end  to  minute  complications  which  mans  mind  can  make  of
difference between one and other. Same is true of diseases (as entities)
or of dis-eases (as conditions).
Our plea here is for gross study rather than detail elaboration. When
you  have  ascertained  the  family,  it  is  not  always  material  as  to  the
species. Whatever questions that might be asked, leading to quality of
function, would be solely to end of locating vertebral subluxation.
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A  patient  suffers  with  a  MAJOR  DIS-EASE,  comes  to  you  for
adjustments  FOR  THAT.  He  gives  history,  symptomatology  and
pathology. You analyze spine, find major subluxation according to his
history.
What objections can  there  be  to  change  from  specific  adjusting  and
major adjusting? What harm would occur should a change occur from
one  plan  to  another?  There  can  be  but  one  most  important  change,
viz.,  patient  will  think  that  he  is  not  getting  enough  to  do  him  any
good.  Notwithstanding  that  he  goes  to  Chiropractor  to  have  his  heart
trouble adjusted, he will maintain that because he is not being adjusted
for  the  four  other  troubles  he  has,  even  tho  they  are  minors,  he  will
quit  and  go  to  some  Chiropractor  who  will  give  him  specific
adjustments  for  all  his  troubles.  Putting  it  plainly,  patient  is  quitting
because he is not getting enough for his money and time or because he
does not see some improvement in a minor complaint.
Suppose a sick individual goes to a physician and complains of heart
burn. It is this he wants medicine for. Does he quit him because same
physician  is  not  giving  him  drugs  and  noting  an  improvement  in
roaring  of  ear,  in  catarrh  of  nose  and  other  complaints?  Hardly.
Suppose  another  person  with  a  prolapsis  of  the  womb  goes  to  a
surgeon  and  an  operation  is  decided  upon.  Does  patient  grow
dissatisfied  because  he  did  not  remove  other  organs  that  were
suffering previous to advent of this one worst one?
While  it  may  appear  that  patients  might  think  that  new  method  is
underadjusting  them,  only  patients  themselves  could  tell,  if  they
would,  how  many  times  they  have  been  overadjusted  by  adjusting
too many places too often.
Chiropractors have told me that they have, now and then, lost a case,
under major work, not because case was dissatisfied with what he was
getting,  but  because  he  thot  he  was  not  getting  enuf  for  his  time  and
money.  Is  patient  better  judge  of  methods  or  quantity  of  drugs,
operationor adjustments?
What  a  patient  thinks  he  wants  or  gets  is  entirely  a  matter  of
education,  a  matter  of  explanation  upon  part  of  Chiropractor.  If  he
does  not  explain,  we  will  take  it  for  granted  that  patient  will  not
understand  and  will  leave  him  because  of  no  comprehension  of  the
work itself.
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SUMMING UP
Use  one  SPECIFIC  kind  of  adjusting  table,  and  let  all  the  field  be
alike.  Let  us  have  one  definite  adjustment,  and  let  all  do  alike;  one
SPECIFIC  major  subluxation  for  each  case,  adjust  that,  and  get  our
case well quickly; secure one SPECIFIC result in each case, for upon
that  strength  lies  the  value  in  public  opinion  of  our  work.  Let  us  do
this united as a profession.
Specific  successes  are  better  than  shot-gun  failures.  We  have
shot-gun  adjustments,  shot-gun  adjusting  tables,  and  shot-gun
methods. Specific work is KNOWING; shot-gun work is GUESSING.
A person who  travels  from  Chiropractor  to  Chiropractor  says  there  is
no  science  to  Chiropractic  for  there  are  no  two  alike,  all  differand
he is logically right.
206 is not, in reality, a NEW move, which information might be a
disappointment.  It  is  only  an  improvement  upon  an  old  move,  and
such  has  been  true  from  No.  1  to  206.  There  have  been  no  new
moves; each was a shade of improvement upon the one before. So it is
one move improved two hundred and five times.
You  have  now  a  clearer  interpretation  of  205;  and  when  you  get
the next little twist of the wrist added to the little you have of 205 it
will  help,  if  you  but  apply  the  additional  interpretation  on  the  work
you have previously had.
To  you  who  have  not  grasped  what  we  meant  by  toggle-recoil
adjustment, I hope this explanation will give a clearer comprehension.
Bear in mind, in conclusion, four fundamental principles:
First, you must toggle your forces; concentrating them to a point;
Second, you must recoil that toggle; meaning when you have reached
your object get away;
Third,  you  must  land  your  blow  that  it  might  affect  the  velocity  of
the mass; and
Fourth,  by  so  doing  you  reduce  friction  by  reduction  of  cleavage,
and mass moves freer.
206 is not the production of a  minute,  hour  or  day;  neither  is  this
lecture given from off-hand theories, or given birth within
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a few days. This work was in large measure elucidated over four years
ago, and 206, as an adjustment, has been in use in private problem
cases  for  over  that  period  in  proving  statements  we  here,  and  only
now, make public to our classes and clinic for that period of time.
We have attempted, in this paper, to give reasons why specific work
is  preferable  to  general  adjustment.  We  have  aimed  to  present  the
history of moves, introducing latest and its exact features.
Contrary to usual custom, moves are  given  birth  like  mushrooms.
The  P.S.C.  has  never  had  occasion  to  entirely  deny  any  premises  yet
brot forth, as they are the result of: 1st, logical correctness; 2nd, their
testing  on  actual  cases;  3rd,  considerate  and  more  than  unreasonable
comparison;  4th,  sanctioned  by  The  P.S.C.  Faculty  before  presenting
to you in lecture form.
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CHAPTER 79
The Story Of
PARADOXES
(This  lecture  was  delivered  before  the  3rd  Annual  Lyceum  of  the
Chiropractors of the world held at Davenport, Iowa, in 1916).
THE PARADOX OF THE LYCEUM.
This  is  a  paradox.  High  registration  this  evening  on  second  day  of
our Lyceum is 3064. Tonights Daily Times outdid itself in giving an
Editorial  welcome  to  city  of  Davenport.  This  has  never  been  done
before.  They  also  had  one  column  on  front  page  and  two  columns
inside, almost an unparalleled act.
PARADOX OF MAYOR.
Voice: Dr. Palmer, has Davenport a Mayor? (Mayor did not deliver
an Address of Welcome.)
Dr. Palmer: A Paradox.
Webster  says:  A  paradox:  a  tenet  or  proposition  contrary  to
received  opinion;  also  an  assertion  or  sentiment  seemingly  contra-
dictory, or opposed to common sense, but that yet may be true in fact.
PARADOX (Jessie B. Rittenhouse.)
I WENT out to the woods today
To hide away from you,
From you a thousand miles away
But you came, too.
And yet the old dull thought would stay,
My spirit to benumb
If you were but a mile away
You would not come
Far  reaching  effect  of  paradoxes  stops  at  no  one  division  of  human
thot or labor, hence we study them under respective headings.
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1. General.
2. Religious.
3. Medical.
4. Legal.
5. Chiropractic.
a. study.
b. business.
c. financial.
d. legislative.
GENERAL PARADOXES.
We will handle paradoxes from different sources, allowing future to
settle fact.
PARADOX OF EDUCATION.
Education, IN THEORY, conceives that last word has not been said,
last thot has not been thunk, last word has not been written or printed,
upon any particular subject.
As an application, medicine and medical men sayWe know VERY
little  of  human  body;  we  know  nothing  of  application  of  drugs;
surgery  is  a  field  we  are  just  opening;  there  is  much  to  know  about
sickness and health, death and life.
Medical education, IN PRACTICE, says all that is worth saying has
been  said;  all  worth  thinking  has  been  thunk;  everything  worth
printing  has  been  printed.  Let  us  say  we  have  thot  a  new  new
hypothesis of life and death, sickness and health; found a subluxation
where before none was known; discovered something better in way of
a  remedial  method;  can  do  the  thing  he  fails  on,  and  paradox  is  true.
His  open-closed  mind  says  you  have  nothing  new,  nothing  practical,
you accomplish nothing.
Medical  education,  IN  THEORY,  says  there  is  much  to  know,  and
medical  education,  IN  PRACTICE,  says  there  is  nothing  more  to
know.
Why?  From  whom?  Medical  men  who  pose  as  being  liberal,  most
eager to be of service to sick.
Is  this  paradox  confined  to  medicine  and  Chiropractic?  Columbus
believed there was another world, Isabella gave him money, he found
the world and returned with evidence, and
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Isabella  caused  him  to  die  in  a  dungeon.  Did  not  Bruno,  Galileo,
Luther, Cervitus, Franklin, Edison, Wright Bros., Marconi, Palmer and
others go thru same?
Medicine, in theory, needs progress. Chiropractic, in practice, proves
Chiropractic  is  progress,  that  it  is  an  addition  to  education,  yet  its
reception  is  paradoxical  from  those  to  whom  its  reception  should  be
most inviting.
PARADOX OF DISPLAY.
Some  people  believe  that  important  discoveries  are  attended  with
pomp  and  ceremony,  that  great  men  are  born  in  homes  of  rich,  of
parentage of brains and noted achievement and are kept alive by being
nurtured under favorable circumstances. Let some John D. Rockefeller
establish  a  Rockefeller  Institute  and  donate  a  million  to  find  a  hook
worm,  let  a  new  kind  of  bug  be  found  in  their  laboratory,  and  it  is
heralded  with  magazine  articles  and  free  page  space  in  papers.
Nothing  that  was  heralded  with  gush  and  clamor,  that  came  with
trumpeting  of  horns,  that  people  became  crazy  for  immediately  with
millions behind it, has stood test of time and become generally useful
in ages to come.
Paradox is true. Everything of value, that eventually forced itself into
greatness throughout  history,  was  born  of  humble  environment,  came
in  rags  and  tatters  from  ignorant  men,  and  thrived  only  under
friction enuf to discourage any idea. Pick out least possible man to do
great thing and from him it came. Pick out most possible men to carry
it on, once it is known, and from them you get greatest opposition. We
have  in  this  school  at  present  time  a  poetand  we  know  it.  He
spontaneously strings off the most thotful poetry seemingly as though
inspired.  You  wonder  what  fishermans  shack  he  came  from.  Yet,
paradoxically, hidden behind that uncouth exterior is the poetic soul.
Let a man go down the street with a silk hat, Prince Albert coat, gold
headed  cane,  patent  leather  pumps,  and  you  turn  to  look  and  wonder
what great man that is. Paradox is true. That man isnt great. If he had
brains of more than passing note he wouldnt wear a silk hat to make
people think he had them. That man uses his head as a hatrack, not as
a  vehicle  for  thot.  Our  men  who  have  been  made  great  by  general
acclaim, judged
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by  work  and  works,  deeds  made  and  given  to  public  freely;  whose
aims  and  objects  surpassed  their  means  and  possibilities,  never  wear
silk  hats  and  Prince  Albert  coats.  Men  of  greatness  have  ideas  which
are great; their all goes into idea for service, not into clothes for effect
of self.
Great men are simple men, not complex. They do not care, clothes or
no clothes. Ideas are important, not dress.
Note  Thomas  A.  Edison,  Henry  Ford,  Luther  Burbank;  in  fact,  the
great men of your city, be it large or small.  There  are  few  great  men,
hence near-greats are in majority.
PARADOX OF CONSERVATISM.
Seemingly  certain  business  men,  and  some  Chiropractors,  believe
that business should be conducted with secrecy and conservatism. You
dont call it by that name. You dignify it by ethics of the profession
and  dress  it  by  trying  to  make  male-advertising-business  into  a
female-ethical-profession.  Outward  dress  never  changed  facts
underneath.
We do not know of any business that has succeeded but what always
laid brains and business open to public investigation. This  school  has
no  secrets.  We  tell  too  much  sometimes,  yet  we  believe  in  public
knowing  all  facts.  There  are  some  businesses  that  maintain  a  secret
policy.  Bell  Telephone  Company,  Express  Companies,  American
Steel  Corporation,  and  other  national  as  well  as  local  corporations,
have been advocating a newspaper campaign of education, are  taking
public into their confidence and telling them facts.
Paradox is true. If you wish to succeed in business,  the  public  must
be  your  ally.  Frankness  and  publicity  count.  Chiropractors  have
received  more  publicity  as  a  result  of  friction  resulting  from  court
trials than any other means at their command. Win or lose, they win in
publicity.  That  which  is  right  has  nothing  to  fear  from  spotlight  of
public  criticism;  they  profit.  Once  public  knows,  you  can  bank  on
them if it is constructive to their interest and they know it.
Why  do  men  in  a  business  or  profession  do  former  and  not  latter?
Because  average  business  is  of  such  a  character  and  has  been
conducted in such a manner that they are compelled to
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shrink from one and not expose themselves to other without involving
their acts and heaping upon themselves public condemnation.
Medical profession is a glaring example. They will not advertise; it
is  unethical.  They  restrict  any  man  from  advertising  even  tho  he
wants  to.  Reason  is  apparent.  Medicine  is  fostered  by  ignorance,
nursed  on  incompetency  and  thrives  in  darkness.  To  hold  this  up  to
public  gaze  is  to  prove  that  upon  which  they  live  and  without  which
they  would  die.  Secrecy  is  as  necessary  for  them  as  manure  for
mushrooms.  To  endorse  publicity  would  be  to  kill  confidence  of
public mind.
Physician  has  his  code  of  ethics  one  of  which  is  Thou  shalt  not
advertise and pay for it. An ethical physician will not insert a display
ad, pay for it, and tell people who he is, where he is and what he does.
He will appreciate it, if he is called in on an accident case, to have his
name mentioned; or, if he performs an operation, he does not object to
having  that  toldin  short  he  wants  and  asks  for  unobjectionable
without  objectionable.  It  doesnt  take  ethics  to  be  a  beggar,  or  a
hobo to be a failure.
Medical  idea  is  well  impressed  upon  public  mind.  They  know
medicine,  what  it  does  and  does  not  do.  There  is  no  need  of
advertising MEDICINE. It is physician that needs advertisement and it
is reference to himself he appreciates whenever it doesnt cost.
Chiropractor  also  has  business  principles  one  of  which  is  Thou
shalt buy all the space pocket-book permits. Chiropractor buys space
same  as  any  merchant  having  meritorious  goods  to  sell.  He  wants  to
tell people about himself, about his idea, its work and what it does.
Chiropractic  idea  is  new,  it  has  prejudices  and  deep-seated
viewpoints of older idea to up-root and un-earth. There is a  need  that
people  be  taught  what  it  is,  what  it  is  not,  what  it  does  and  does  not,
and no better means exists than thru public press.
Medical idea is admittedly a failure. It fails to cure sick. Operations
are  always  a  success,  BUT.  Practice  of  medicine  is  a  failure  in
hands of competent. To advertise is to exploit failure. They dont dare
advertise; to do so would be to show that incom-
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petent  medicine  in  hands  of  competent  medical  practitioners  was  a
failure; it would be holding up to public gaze, with spot-light glare on
their  bungling  work.  They  dont  advertise  for  they  have  nothing  TO
advertise.
Chiropractic  idea  is  admittedly  a  success.  It  does  get  sick  well.  Its
patients  are  walking  advertisements.  Practice  of  Chiropractic  is  a
success in hands of its most incompetent. To educate public by means
of publicity of what Chiropractic is, is  not,  and  what  it  can  do  means
to  increase  the  ever-spreading  ring  faster  than  could  and  would  be
done  by  word  of  mouth  or  patients  alone.  To  give  publicity  to
Chiropractic work is to bring smiles to face of Chiropractor.
There  is  a  difference  between  advertising  failures  OF  A
PROFESSION  and  making  publicity  campaign  material  out  of
successes OF A BUSINESS. Chiropractor has goods to sell worthy of
investigation.  He  places  them  on  open  market,  they  are  subject  to
criticism;  there  is  no  dark  closet  methods  or  secret  conclaves  to  hush
matters.  Having  confidence  in  his  goods  he  puts  them  to  test  and
makes mention that A pleased customer is our best advertisement.
Paradox  is:  physician  wont  advertise  because  he  has  nothing  TO
advertise.  Chiropractic  wants  publicity  because  acid  test  increases  its
popularity.
Chiropractic profession is a glaring example of opposite. They have
something to tell people; they have results they want to explain. They
place  no  restrictions  on  publicity;  on  reverse,  seek  opportunities.
Reason  is  apparent.  Chiropractic  has  a  hypothesis  that  is  tenable,
practical, reasonable, appeals to commonsense; its application is based
on  making  sick  well,  prolonging  life  and  making  birth  easier.  Such  a
premise grows best when people know those facts. To prove such is to
cause  people  to  support  one  and  ignore  other  which  it  supplants.
Publicity is as necessary to Chiropractic as secrecy is to medicine.
Those  businesses  which  pay  have  nothing  to  conceal.  They  throw
wide  their  doors,  everything  to  everybody,  invite  inspection,  ask  for
suggestions, and appreciate criticism of their methods.
Have something to say, say it and shut up.
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PARADOX OF REVERSES.
Its  a  queer  world.  Sometimes  the  good  are  happy,  and  sometimes
the wicked are. There is such a thing as being so good that our nerves
get outside of our clothes and stay out.
For  example:  Minister  who  used  to  raw-hide  his  children  to  make
them go to church to be good, and lied about it, to his neighbors, when
caught. Sometimes those who devote much thot to their health grow ill
doing  so,  while  those  who  abuse  their  bodies  God  gave  them
sometimes  seem  to  thrive.  Note  person  who  diets;  hes  always  a
dyspeptic.  Note  woodsman  who  throws  in  anything;  hes  a  giant  and
we  are  jealous.  Eat  and  the  world  eats  with  you;  diet  and  you  die-it
alone.  Women  who  crave  children  remain  barren,  philosophers  work
at boiler-making, nincompoops fill high offices, and where an electric
light attracts thousands a solitary poet will get out of bed to see the sun
rise.  A  truly  curious  world,  in  which  most  of  round  holes  are  stuffed
with square  pegs  and  vice  twista!  Worst  of  all  is  that  the  principle  of
paradoxes,  which  governs  distribution  of  lifes  disadvantages,  is  so
that  the  longer  you  study  it  the  less  able  you  are  to  analyze  it  by
present standards of education, and the more it paradoxes upon itself.
PARADOX OF CREDITS.
It is a peculiar world. People who do things should be honored, and
people who do not should not. Paradox is true. Person who doesnt do
things  is  honored,  while  person  who  does  is  not.  Eradicating  the
individual  and  basing  our  calculation  upon  a  cold  accomplishment
basis, what has J. B. Murphy done, what have many other men done in
medical world? Yet intentions are to erect a million dollar memorial to
him. Dr. Murphy did not do one practical thing to advance the world.
He  performed  many  marvelous  and  exacting  operations  for
individuals, made a trifle more accurate diagnosis than others, possibly
invented  the  Murphy  Buttonbut  he  left  nothing  behind  from  which
the world grows better or advances to better take care of itself. He did
not make world more independent nor did he help  man  to  better  help
himself. He made man more dependent upon medical profession.  Yet
a man who is really doing something for the
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world,  solving  some  of  worlds  big  problems,  is  prolonging  life
naturally,  introducing  a  system  and  simplifying  it  for  common
everyday use by common every day people, is relieving pain for future
as  well  as  present,  is  deciphering  natural  principles  into  rules  of
vertebrate growthyet he is little understood and hardly known.
PARADOX OF NEGATIVE.
Seemingly  the  world  loves  a  living  negative,  and  seemingly  honors
its dead positives. World, though, fights living positives but forgets its
dead negatives.
PARADOX OF ENDOWMENT.
An  institution  doing  practical  work  is  one  that  needs  most  severely
an  endowment.  What  we  could  do  with  a  mere  hundred  thousand
dollars;  hundreds  of  thousands  more  people  we  could  reach  in  one
way or another. But institution that sets pace does not get endowment.
Reason is simple. We are presenting a NEW idea. People who take up
a new idea are paradoxical peoplethose from whom you would least
expect  it.  This  being  a  health  subject,  physicians  should  be  first  to
investigatethey  are  last.  It  being  an  intellectual  subject,  you  would
expect  thinkers  to  study  itparadoxically,  they  are  last.  Those  who
first  get  it  are  the  sick  down-and-outer,  laborer,  who  doesnt  make
thinking a business. He gets, tries, passes on good word and from him
it is stepped up, by degrees, to brains. Then brains force physician and
wealthy man into it, then comes endowment. Between time of laborer
and endower is a long period  for  growth,  gradual  and  very  slow  with
merit.  After  awhile,  when  stairs  to  rich  mans  approval  have  been
reached,  endowment  will  come;  and  then,  paradoxically,  we  wont
need  it.  Yet  institution  which  is  useless  gets  endowment  and
institution that is useful doesnt get it.
PARADOX OF GIVING TO GET.
The more you give away the more you get back. The more you give
the  more  you  receive,  to  give  and  receive  again,  and  in  giving  and
receiving comes accumulation of interest on principal.
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Were anybody to tell you that the way to receive is to give away, you
might  not  believe  it.  Paradox  is  true.  The  more  we  gave  away  last
year, the more of you decided to come. Moral is, if you want business,
get  it  same  way.  Give  service  away,  and  plenty,  to  your  patients  and
they will give patients, and plenty, back to you.
PARADOX OF LECTURING.
Lecturers learn to lecture by lecturing, not by sitting thinking it over.
First  time  we  lectured  to  a  public  audience  was  in  a  barn.  We  sat
sticks  of  wood  on  end  and  convinced  every  blockhead  that  we  were
right.  Talking  teaches  you  to  talk.  Every  Chiropractor  should  be  a
public speaker. It would give an added valuation to our profession of a
million dollars a year. How are you learning to talk? By talking. They
give  away,  thus  give  to  themselves  what  they  didnt  have;  courage,
language, front, ability, etc.
PARADOX OF STUDYING.
Students learn to study by studying, not by time at movies, cribbing,
skinching,  beating  time  and  time-keeper.  In  studying  they  put  thot,
time, effort and elucidation into it, giving of themselves for themselves
to  themselves.  Practitioners  work  for  a  practice  by  practicingthus
gain  back  what  they  try  hard  to  hand  to  others;  confidence,  reward,
success.  Teacher  is  his  own  best  pupil  and,  paradoxically,  best
students are their own best teachers. Teacher who teaches knows best
his  subject  because  he  puts  more  into  it.  You  make  muscle  by  using
muscle; you dont make muscle by having a masseur work it for you,
as some idle rich seem to think.
There are two ways of stating this paradox.
1. You draw from others what you give them.
2. You draw towards yourself what you radiate.
PARADOX OF UNFIT.
Sane carry burden of insane. Honest man sustains thief. Chiropractor
who aims to save life carries burden of a war ma-
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chine  which  kills.  Moral  citizen  maintains  morals  court.  Producer  is
taxed  to  keep  life  in  non-producer.  Industrious  feed  lazy.  He  who
works, at a profit, gives of that profit to clothe hobo. No matter  who,
where,  what,  or  whyman  who  wants  to  get  ahead  must  not  only
carry his burden but he must shoulder burden of man who wont, and
carry them both to get his own to pinnacle.
Laborer is worthy of his hire; yea, and laborer is worthy of ten hires
for he must do ten mens work to carry burden of nine  blood-suckers
who leech upon him.
There are men who strive to be of service; they earn and give much.
They  are  of  value  not  only  to  striver  but  to  non-moving  individual.
Why does he carry his burden, manufacture in excess to carry burdens
of  other  laborers,  and  in  addition  give  to  him  who  neither  spins  nor
toils? He does because he enjoys doing; he carries others, burdens for
pleasure of carrying.
Unfit  should  labor,  they  dont.  Those  who  labor  should  confine  it,
they  dont.  He  who  doesnt  labor  should  not  have,  he  has.  He  who
labors should have all he earns, he cant. Activity and its rewards are a
paradox.  Harder  a  man  works,  more  others  sit  by  and  let  him.  They
shouldnt but they do.
PARADOX OF PEACE.
Upon one side of stage of The Birth of a Nation, in which Bessie
Love was a star, is a paradox, a  quotation  from  GrantTo  maintain
peace, prepare for war. Greatest peacemakers were greatest warriors.
Grant,  Lincoln,  Washington,  Napoleon,  all  were  homelike,  peaceful
men. None enjoyed a fight, yet once they got into one they realized it
was only way to maintain peace.
PARADOX OF LARGE PRACTICES.
You  want  a  large  practice.  Paradox  shows  how  to  get  it.  You  think
the way to have a large practice is to put in long hours. Paradox is you
should  cut  your  hours.  Largest  practices  are  owned  by  men  who  put
least  number  of  hours  in  offices.  Smallest  businesses  are  run,
paradoxically,  by  men  who  put  in  most  hours.  And,  herein  lies
psychology  successful  man  understands  and  utilizes.  Having  short
hours crowds his office with people. They
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see  many  there  and  their  imagination  has  full  sway.  They  meet,  talk,
know each others cases and each tells other how much better they are
feeling  today  than  yesterday,  etc.  Having  long  hours  lets  a  patient
come  in  any  time.  He  is  alone,  remains  so,  has  his  adjustment,  lies
down, gets up  and  goes  without  meeting  any  other  person.  If  he  is  in
your  office  30  minutes  or  an  hour,  meets  no  one,  effect  is  that  your
business isnt large or its running down.
PARADOX OF MINORITY.
You have an idea that majority rules. Paradox is that minority rules.
There is always one rich man in every church who dominates financial
policy  and  dictates  what  minister  shall  theologically  say;  a  Richard
Crocker,  a  Tammany  in  every  political  game;  a  machine,  a  ring,
somewhere.  Gang  is  run  by  minority  boss  who  dictates  to  majority
mass.  Every  House  or  Senate  has  its  party  affiliations  and  party  lines
when  it  votes  upon  issues;  what  about  Senate  and  House  floor
leadersthey are minority? This is true in legislation and legislatures.
If you get ahold of boss, majority follows. In politics, business, social
activities, aggressor is the protector; he who affirms is on defensive; it
should be reverse. And this much may also be said: medical devil who
is  aggressive  accomplishes  more,  even  tho  in  minority,  than
Chiropractic angel who is passive, even tho he be majority.
PARADOX OF INFERIORS.
In  philosophies,  sciences  and  arts,  particularly  in  practice  of
medicine, aim has been to adjust the world to man. Didnt The A. M.
A.  go  to  Panama,  take  care  of  dangerous  swamps  by  dragging
petroleum from Pennsylvania, to spread them, to kill mosquitoes from
making  human  beings  sick-adjusting  the  world  to  man.  Doesnt  each
minister  of  each  denomination  try  to  get  the  world  to  worship,  think
and  do  according  to  his  interpretation  of  Christ?  Isnt  it  the  general
premise of all religions to believe that God doesnt know what, how or
when  to  act  until  man  persuades  Him,  thus  fitting  to  God  the  world?
Doesnt  the  lawyer  make  legislation  to  run  the  world,  in  its  each  and
every endeaver, leaving practically nothing for God to reason upon?
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Doesnt  lawyer  lay  down  rules  and  regulations  in  this  generation  for
future  peoples  to  be  controlled  by?  If  this  isnt  a  desire  to  adjust
present  world  to  future  worlds,  what  is  it?  Doesnt  physician  treat
people,  their  sicknesses  and  disabilities  with  other  things  taken  from
same  world,  thus  adjusting  one  part  of  world  to  another  so  man  can
live in it?
Paradox  is  again  true.  In  philosophies,  sciences  and  arts  minister
should  know  that  the  world  is  right  but  that  man  is  not  in  tune.  That
God  knew  how,  when  and  where  and  man  hasnt  properly  and
correctly  interpreted  conditions  so  he  can  adjust  himself  to  God.
Lawyer  should  study,  preach  and  practice  the  external,  internal  and
eternal  law  of  Universe  and  direct  his  attentions  to  its  application  in
courts  and  juries  rather  than  one  of  technicalities  based  upon  frailties
of  selfishnesses  of  man.  If  man  would  adjust  himself  to  Law  of  God,
paradox  would  make  itself  felt.  Doctor  should  adjust  man  to  world
that he could be in harmony with it and thus learn to get along without
the doctor. Instead of manufacturing dis-eases he should learn how to
reduce them.
Chiropractor,  knowingly  or  unknowingly,  lives  above  paradox.  We
say knowingly because philosophy, science and art he utilizes upon
the  sick  is  based  upon  premise  of  adjusting  God  to  man.  We  say
unknowingly  because  while  he  practices  and  preaches  one,  his
everyday  line  of  reasoning,  religions,  legal  tendencies,  sicknesses
usually are based on opposite premise. He is as bad as the lawyer who
believes  in  Law  of  God  on  Sunday  but  makes  his  living  with
Statutes  of  Man  other  six  days;  as  bad  as  physician  who  prays  to  the
Law  of  God  on  Sunday  but  practices  medicine  and  surgery  as  a
cure-all on week days. Paradox says Remember the week-day to keep
it Holy. Chiropractic is the paradox. We no longer try to adjust world
to man, we are going to adjust man to world.
RELIGIOUS PARADOXES.
Now, a few  paradoxes  along  lines  you  may  not  like,  but  which  you
will nevertheless find true.
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PARADOX OF CHURCH.
People  who  support  churches  do  not  need  them,  people  who  need
them cannot  support  them.  Certain  people  go  into  streets  to  take  care
of people who do not go in church, and we have Salvation Army who
are  looked  down  upon  by  people  of  church.  Lowly  Nazarene  never
erected  a  building  in  which  to  pray  to  God.  He  walked  in  highways
and  byways  and  preached  to  handfuls.  He  never  created
hand-embroidered clothes done in gold thread, neither did he establish
a  ritual,  nor  did  he  ask  that  you  pray  to  HIM  as  savior  of  people.
Neither did he erect a cross and put himself on it and ask you to make
similar  things  of  gold  and  silver  and  pray  to  them  in  preference  to
God.
Today  we  pray  in  massive,  magnificent  edifices  that  cost  from  a
hundred  to  two  or  three  hundred  thousand  dollars.  That  wasnt  the
teaching of Christ. Paradox is with us. Nowhere did Christ sayGo
to  Methodist  church  and  worship  me.  Come  to  Presbyterian  church
and give your soul to me. He saidHonor thy Father. Yet today 99
per cent  of  every  prayer,  99  per  cent  of  every  service,  all  images  and
idols, are of Christ, and God is 1 per cent left. Christ  was  Godly;  but
modern Christians believe in Christ. The paradox!
People  who  need  message  of  God,  assuming  that  organized-
religious-bodies  are  carrying  Christs  message  on,  are  down-and-
outers, people whose morals are below par, whose tendencies to break
responsibilities  of  life  are  maximumthose  are  people  who  need
message of church. These are thieves, prostitutes and murderers; either
at large or in houses of retention. Did you ever hear about pillars, men
and  women  who  support  churches,  visiting  assignation  houses,  dives
and  penitentiaries?  Ever  see  them  stop  by  the  way-side  and  give  an
encouraging  hand  to  a  needy  soul?  Paradox  is,  you  will  find  them
gathering  at  somebodys  house  at  4  oclock  tea  parties  talking
ABOUT  such  things,  taking  a  collection  for  such  as  these  in  some
foreign  country,  washing  their  hands  clean  thinking  money  supplied
suffices the deed.
PARADOX OF MINISTER.
A  minister  is  one  who  ad-ministers.  Average  ministerwho
doesnt ministerdoesnt like such talk and arguments. It hurts
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because  what  Christ  did  is  well  known;  what  modern  teacher  is  not
doing  is  well  known  and  yet  he  presumes  to  be  a  disciple  of  Christ.
Minister is presumed to stand for truth. The paradox is true. Face him
with  these  truths  and  he  hurls  back  Infidel.  Its  truth  that  hurts  the
minister. He preaches one thing  in  pulpit  that  he  doesnt  believe,  and
heart to heart tells you something else. We know, because we come in
contact with them. We have a Ministerial Alliance in our city. Several
years  ago  this  Alliance  proposed  to  denounce  us  in  their  pulpits.  The
Rev. Father said,I am not going to do this unless I know what you
stand  for.  I  told  him,  and  he  saidI  wont  denounce  you.  The
Baptist minister came. He saidI agree with you, but I dare not say
it from the pulpit. Next Sunday various ministers denounced us, and
on following Monday we got a phone call from the clinic, asking if we
knew what was attracting such crowds of visitors. They were curiosity
seekersthey wanted to see the man who created such activity on part
of  ministers.  We  were  anointed  a  devil.  Christians  should  shun  evil,
yet paradox was truethey came to see the devil. They came to scoff
and remained to praise.
PARADOX OF MISSIONARY.
Missionary  work  is  giving  from  those  who  have  to  those  who
havent;  a  giving  from  less  needy  to  more  needy;  a  more  equal
dispensation from fortunate to unfortunate. Our churches have foreign
as well as home missionaries. When those at home have taken care of
those  at  home  who  havent,  then  is  time  to  talk  FOREIGN
missionaries.  Our  churches  persist  in  giving  to  foreign  missionaries
when  multitudes  at  home  are  destitute,  hungry,  cold  and  homeless.
What did Christ do? Did he ignore local and feed foreign?
Every  nation  has  a  religion  characteristically  its  own,  native  is
content with his religion be it what it may; they are more content with
their  religion  without  ours  than  they  are  without  theirs  when  they  get
ours; native practices his natural religion with far more fervor, honesty
and uprightness than he does ours when it have been imported for his
benefit.  Home  people  are  more  content  with  us  than  without  us,  we
give  foreigner  a  religion  not  as  good  as  his  own  when  home  people
need ours as bad as it is.
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We give the all-the-year-round summer foreigner winter clothing, as
a  foreign  missionary  tribute,  when  people  at  home  are  freezing  in
winter.  We  build  palaces  of  churches  in  foreign  lands  when  those
natives would be better off with their natural hoo-doo doctors who do
nothing but pray, which can do no harm and as much cannot be said of
drugs or knives.
They would be better off without that which we  spend  good  money
to  send.  We  gather  pennies  and  nickels,  Sunday  after  Sunday,  for
foreigner,  to  find  it  takes  $9,000  in  salaries  to  finally  get  $1,000  into
average  foreign  country,  balance  having  been  spent  along  the  line  to
get  it  to  him.  It  costs  $10,000  to  convert  average  foreigner  to
Christianity  and  then  hes  only  converted  in  words  and  actions  for
time  being.  Let  something  unexpected  arise  and  in  one  minute  hes
practicing his native kahunaism with all the fervor of his ancestors. It
takes $10,000 to convert one foreigner and it costs more thousands to
get  that  $10,000  over  there.  How  far  and  how  much  good  those
thousands  of  dollars  would  do  at  home.  Paradox  is  still  true,  Christ
preached at home and Christians go away from home.
Christianity  preaches  against  rum  and  liquor  and  against  taking  of
human  life;  yet  wherever  missionary  has  gone  there  has  also  gone
whisky, bullets and venereal diseases. We are speaking now of earlier
missionaries.  What  about  China,  Japan,  Hawaiian  Islands,  Cuba,
India, etc.?
PARADOX OF COMMANDMENTS.
The  Ten  Commandments  are  presumed  to  encompass  the  Golden
Rule; they are so broad and long that the latitude and longitude cover
every human endeavor. Yet, they have failed. They are ten in number,
nine are negative and only one remains positive. Thou Shalt NOT
do this or that. Tell a boy he must NOT and he WILL. Tell humanity
they shall NOT and they will violate an oath to do it. Commandments
were  written  to  prevent  doing  the  thing  they  fasten  upon  you.  The
paradox!  Who  ever  wrote  the  Commandments  did  not  know
psychology  or  he  would  have  written  them  in  positive  and  then  they
would  have  accomplished,  at  least,  more  than  they  do.  KEEP
SMILING  suggests  a  smile;  it  suggests  KEEP  smiling.  Some  wag,
thinking  to  improve  upon  our  phraseology,  invented  DONT
WORRY.
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The  negativeness  of  the  DONT  makes  you  want  to  do  it.  It  is
WORRY, the word suggests the thing they wanted to take you from.
PARADOX OF CHRISTS HEALING.
Christ went about healing sick by laying on of hands, and this was a
part  of  religion  of  Christianity.  There  are  only  three  religious
denominations  today  which  believe  this  and  follow  it,  and  those  are,
Mormon  church,  Christian  Science  and  Emmanuel  Movement.  In
former  it  is  basic  principle,  in  latter  it  is  a  side-branch  of  the
organization  and  came  as  a  subsequent  thot.  All  churches  have  same
bible,  but  there  are  physicians  in  their  congregations,  too  many  with
their fingers on pulse of church. Even minister who saysI believe in
Christ and  principles  that  Christ  advocatedthereby  says  he  believes
in  healing  of  sick  by  laying  on  of  handswhen  he  gets  sick,  calls  a
physician and takes drugs or submits to surgery. The paradox is upon
him.
Altho  admittedly  a  part  of  Christian  faith  as  laid  down  by  Christ,
Christian  Science  becomes  a  target  for  ridicule,  sarcasm  and  irony
from  every  Christian  denomination  preacher  who  was  taught  to  be
kind and considerate of others opinions and force his idea upon none.
Be a Christian, heal by laying on of hands and heathen is upon you.
Who  is  the  heathen?  The  person  who  professes  to  be  a  Christian.
Who is a Christian? Man who attends church. Who attends church?
Man  who  believes  in  Christs  healing  by  laying  on  of  hands  and  its
enemies  are  drugs  and  operations.  Who  believes  in  drugs  and
operations?  Christian  who  does  not  believe  in  laying  on  of  hands.
Some paradoxes.
PARADOX OF GOD-LIKE HUMAN-BUTCHER.
Physician  goes  to  church,  prays  with  a  vim  and  fervor  to  the  great
immortal,  omnipotent  and  all-wise  God  who  made  earth  and  knew
how  to  make  man  and  woman.  He  goes  to  hospital  in  afternoon  and
removes  an  appendix  from  one  patient,  an  ovary  from  another,  and
tonsils  from  a  child,  and  thereby  says  in  actions  (which  speak  louder
than words)God, You dont know how to make a man, woman or
child. If You would come down from
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Your  pedestal  on  high,  sit  in  our  surgical  pit  for  a  few  days,  learn
anatomy  for  four  years  from  our  anatomists,  meet  our  preliminary
educational  qualifications,  put  in  so  many  academic  hours  on  certain
subjects, qualify for a degree from a recognized college, pass our State
Medical Board of Examiners, secure a licenseYou would find what
organs  are  useless,  thereby  making  Yourself  proficient  to  properly
make human beings from now on.
Chiropractor removes nothing, takes nothing away, gives nothing to
body.  We  say,  frankly,  in  broad  religious  sense  God  knows  what
He is doing, knows how to make human beings, and what organs they
should have, knows what children need, and it does not behoove us to
dictate  to  Him.  We  take  children  as  God  made  them,  adjust  God  at
ease  with  them,  then  they  are  happy  and  healthy.  Who  is  infidel,
agnostic,  atheistthat  man  who  denies  God  knowledge  of  how  to
make  people,  or  that  man  who  says  by  actions,  God,  You  DO
KNOW how to make the human family without suggestions from us?
It is the paradox that makes thinkers laugh.
PARADOX OF RELIGIOUS-SCIENTIST.
Who does not believe in God? Man who lives in concrete, scientist,
who  believes  nothing  he  cannot  prove.  Who  does  believe  in  God?
That man who lives abstract or lives with abstract and concrete united.
Paradox  is  that  scientists  are  not  only  modern  Doubting  Thomass,
they are scientific denyers.
Who  is  the  man  who  lives  in  abstract,  believes  in  God,  but  lives  in
concrete  and  denies  God?  That  man  who  believes  in  the  God  of
yester-year for people of those days but does not believe in the God of
today for people of now. In what way does this produce a paradox? He
believes  in  Christs  God  of  Christs  time,  in  healing  by  laying  on  of
hands  of  then  but  does  not  believe  in  Christs  God  of  our  time,
because he scoffs at Christian Science, Emmanuel Movement and any
doctrine  which  smacks  of  dogma,  creed  or  sect  which  places  it  out
of realm of SCIENCE as above defined.
There  is  a  distinction  between  church-believer  in  Christ  and
Christianbeliever  in  God.  Paradox  shows  there  is  a  wide  range
between churchianity and Christianity.
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PARADOX OF GOD AND WAR.
Germany  says  war  is  for  purpose  of  protecting  her  commercial
interests.  Paradox  is  that  nothing  more  damaging  to  commercial
interests could happen than war.
Christianity teaches  us  to  love  thy  brother  as  thyself.  More  murders
are committed in name of God than for any and all causes combined.
Religion  makes  fanatics  who  would  commit  wholesale  murder  for
Gods  sake,  be  their  God  who  he  may.  Each  Ruler  prays  to  the  same
and  one  God,  then  notifies  soldiers  that  God  is  on  our  side,  when
paradox  would  show  that  God  gives  life  and  is  with  no  person  who
deliberately and unnaturally takes it, via wanton murder, be it the unit
or wholesale; for State, nation or king.
MEDICAL PARADOXES.
PARADOX OF PERVERSITY.
Medical  man  says  drugs  cure.  A  paradox.  Less  drugs  you  take  the
better  off  you  are.  Same  drugs  given  to  sick  to  get  them  well  would
make well man sick. It is always sick who take drugs to get well; those
who are well dont need them, showing that drugs dont make or give
health  because  when  you  are  well  you  get  sick  without  drugs  and
when  you  are  well  you  keep  well  without  them.  Medical  man  says,
We remove your appendix, you will be better off without it. It is one
of  the  useless  organs.  Paradox.  Let  appendix  alone  and  you  will  be
better  off  physically  and  financially.  Only  one  who  is  better  off  by
removal  of  appendix  is  surgeon.  Statistics  prove  that  78  per  cent  of
deaths  that  occur  from  appendicitis  are  of  acute  stage  where
operations  occur.  22  per  cent  only  die  of  chronic  appendicitis;  and,
who could die of chronic appendictis if his appendix were removed in
acute stage? Surgeon says, You must have an immediate operation or
you  cannot  live.  Paradox.  It  is  surgeon  who  must  have  immediate
operation in order to live; if you dont have operation immediately you
will live without operation. When  your  malady  becomes  chronic,  and
you  live,  he  loses  and  you  gain.  Sicker  you  are  more  physicians  you
have.  More  physicians  you  have,  sicker  you  are.  Sickness  and
physicians  go  together  same  as  do  health  and  no  doctors,  no  doctors
and health.
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PARADOX OF TRAVELER.
We had it brought home yesterday, by case of one of our wealthiest
men. He took sick, tried local doctors, went to specialists in Chicago,
then  to  Mayos,  to  Europe  and  while  in  Berlin  to  another  great
specialist.  This  doctor  saidI  know  not  where  you  come  from,
except America, but the man you need is Palmer, at Davenport, Iowa,
U.  S.  A.  Man  arrived  yesterday,  he  came  to  see  me.  Paradox.  He
went  from  home  in  search  of  health,  while  health  was  at  home.  We
used to go to school together.
PARADOXES OF INVERSION.
When  our  hands  are  frozen,  we  thaw  them  with  snow  or  ice  water,
colder the better. In olden times feverish cases were given hot water to
drink.  A  feverish  case  once  went  to  well  and  drank  freely  of  COLD
water and got well. How could he remain sick? Wasnt the water, well
water?  Physician  learned  something.  Since  then  they  are  given  cold
water and ice packs. Where did physician learn it? At school where he
went  for  that  purpose?  Or,  at  bedside  where  he  was  supposed  to  do
and cure? Who suggested cure? The one cured. Who learned the cure?
The  one  who  was  supposed  to  give  it.  Thus  is  it  always.  Patient
teaches doctor. Doctor gets pay for  taking  from  patient  that  which  he
is  supposed  to  give  him.  He  profits  most  who  profited  least;  he  who
profited least profits most
PARADOX OF MEDICINE.
Medicines cure, says physician. Medicines hinder cure. Your body
is sick, it already has poisons to contend with. Give it drugs (and drugs
are only of value as they are  poisonous  and  cause  reaction)  and  body
now  has  two  poisons  to  counteract,  instead  of  one.  Poisons,  made  to
kill,  act  quickly.  Poisons  of  physicians  kill  just  as  surely,  but  slowly.
One  is  deliberate  murder,  other  is  dying  by  the  best  medical  aid.
Give sick man, in one dose, what he gets in 100 doses and it would be
murder,  for  which  state  would  murder  man  who  murdered  the  man
Give sick man, in 100 doses, what would kill him in one dose, and it is
chemical intelligence. In one intent is to murder; in the other intent is
to try and prolong life. Mere fact that physician fails to act his intent is
a minor matter for we do not measure intents
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by  accomplishments  with  physicians.  They  live  in  a  paradoxical
immunization  Nature  only  cures.  There  is  no  Nature  in  Pills,
powders and potions; they are punk.
PARADOX OF HOW.
Cure is not brought about by inhibition or stimulation. Every drug or
treatment of any or all kinds that come from outside to inside have that
end in view. They CANT cure. When therapeutical practitioners learn
the  paradox,  viz.,  they  must  cease  outside  stimulation  and  inhibition
and let inside restoration occur, then and not until CAN their cases get
well.  This  is  in  line  with  all  religion,  Christian  Science,  Emmanuel
Movement, logic, facts, truth and Chiropractic.
PARADOX OF HYGIENE.
We read about immaculate operation rooms done up in tile and white
paint,  nurses  in  white  carbolized  clothes  and  hands;  operators  with
gauze and uniforms; instruments boiled and par-boiled. We read about
hospitals  with  purified  air  and  sterilized  water,  pasteurized  milk,  and
thus goes the tale. We are importuned about foods, bodies and clothes;
warned  against  infection  and  contagion.  But,  paradoxically,  healthy
children,  robust  and  sturdy  rascals  are  those  who  roam  streets  with
clothes  of  filth  and  possibly  live  on  garbage  of  swill-barrel,  empty
box-car,  etc.  We  know  one  sounds,  looks  and  feels  nice  but  other
produces big men of future and only ask you review past great men to
get proof. Cleanliness of body is like cleanliness of soul, it must come
from  within.  Ivory  soap  and  Gold  Dust  Twins  cant  scrub  out  dirt  of
body  and  neither  can  some  one  man  jerk  out  dirt  of  soul  by  jumping
on a platform or gaining great newspaper space.
PARADOX OF SUCCESS.
Success  consists  of  things  which  succeed.  Success  is  original  with
Innate  and  must  flow  from  inside  out.  Many  think  success  is  a
question  of  surface  finish.  Any  health  principle  which  is  of  greatest
value  to  most  sick  people  at  least  cost  to  themthat  only  is  a  great
device.  Its  greatness  lies  in  its  usefulness.  That  man  is  best  educated
who is most useful.
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PARADOX OF FAILURE.
Medicine is a complexed educational failure process. It is all surface.
It deals with materialities. Physician calls it SCIENCE of medicine.
Medicine  consists  of  such  subjects,  handled  in  such  manner  as  to
come within purview of SCIENCE. Science consists of things THAT
CAN BE PROVEN. It is materialistic. Comparative to electricity and
electrical  terms,  it  would  consist  of  motors,  wires,  dynamos,  glass,
copper,  rubber  and  other  material  ingredients  There  are  no  such
subtile  conditions  as  watts,  kilowatt,  E.  M.  F.,  resistance,  current,
leakage,  ohms,  etc.,  because  those  are  immaterial  terms  applicable  to
conditions immaterial. Foolish would be that  man  who  called  himself
an  electrician  who  scorned  electricity  when  dealing  with  subject
merely  because  it  wasnt  scientific  and  wasnt  material.  Medical
education  is  a  veneer  and  believes  in  front.  It  puts  on  or  gives  from
outside  to  change  something  existing  inside.  It  is  a  failure  outside
trying to improve upon success inside. Because of this position  it  has
failed to get the sick well.
Chiropractic is the paradox. It is a simplified classified success idea.
Surface,  according  to  Chiropractic,  must  change  as  flow  from  inside
determines  necessary  quantity  and  quality.  As  this  flow  from  inside
outside is that of an immateriality, it makes  for  an  internal  substance.
Because of this right-about-face policy it has succeeded where all else
has  failed.  Medicine  is  EDUCATION.  Chiropractic  is  paradoxical
KNOWLEDGE.
PARADOX OF ASSISTANCE.
Tree roots have split great rocks. Water falls into a crack in a rock, it
freezes  and  splits  asunder  the  boulder.  Roots  of  trees  grow  under
cement  sidewalks  and  crack  sidewalks.  Constant  dropping  of  water
will wear holes in granite. Nature, in her tremendous  power  and  with
marvelous  speed  upset  San  Francisco  one  day,  threw  buildings  to
ground  and  made  earth  tremble  for  hundreds  of  miles.  Nature  makes
islands near Alaska disappear over night, and some place else another
comes  up  over  night.  How  wonderful  is  the  tremendous  power  of
Nature.  We  have  stood  over  that  17  acre  patch  of  molten  lava  at  the
Volcano  of  Kilauea  in  Hawaiian  Islands.  We  have  watched
Halemaumau  for  hours;  seen  its  lakes,  mountains  and  islands;  its
waves of lava
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beat against its shores. We have observed its fountains gush hundreds
of  feet  highand  all  this  was  a  manifestation  of  the  force  of  Nature.
Then  we  look  in  our  Davenport  paper  and  see  an  advertisement
Take  Carters  Little  Liver  Pills  TO  ASSIST  NATURE.  Paradox  is
true. When it comes to medical science, the body needs Pink Pills for
Pale  People  to  move  bowels.  Nature  does  not  need  assistance  of
Carters Little Liver Pills. The King is Dead, Long Live the King.
PARADOX OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
We  speak  of  our  sub-conscious  mind,  our  sub-liminal  self.  Sub
means  cellar,  below,  inferior,  subservient.  Yet  that  which  is  sub-
conscious  is  SUPER-conscious.  That  which  you  disregard  as  being
sub-conscious,  which  you  snap  your  fingers  at,  is  the  real  you.  It  is
your very existence. That which is most is called  least.  That  which  is
least  is  called  most.  You  are  born  with  two  intellectual  possibilities.
One is complete at birth, as much so as it will ever be. This is  Innate
Intelligence and remains  such  thru  your  existence.  Innate  Intelligence
knows;  and,  knowing,  sends  from  inside  outward  that  which  you
internally need to live. It is this factor you call SUB-CONSCIOUS. At
birth  you  begin  to  save,  horde  and  remember  impressions  that  come
from  outside.  It  is  this  mind  that  is  born  a  blank,  that  you  develop,
knowing  more  at  death  than  at  birth.  It  is  this  you  call  CONSCIOUS
mind.  We  think  of  process  that  goes  on  in  womb  of  woman.  In  280
days a child, either girl or boy, will be completely, normally, perfectly,
beautifully  formed.  It  comes  forth  into  world  with  a  happy  smile,  to
bless  our  lives.  That  child  was  made  by  a  SUPERconscious  being,
NOT  a  SUBconscious.  The  Paradox.  Mind  that  is  born  a  blank,  that
imitates  everything  it  does,  couldnt  make  one  tissue  cell,  calls  Thon
who builds an entire body the insignificant factor. Insignificant fellow
IS significant. Significant fellow is insignificant. Paradox is true.
LEGAL PARADOXES.
PARADOX OF LAW.
Lawyer  is  said  to  practice  law.  There  is  but  one  law  in  this
universe,  viz.,  Law  of  God.  All  that  which  man  makes  and  mistakes
law is statutes, selfish devices of man intended for man.
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He  who  is  called  a  lawyer  should  be  an  attorney;  that  which  he
practices  is  statutes,  not  law.  What  he  does  is  as  far  removed  from
practicing  law,  as  what  God  does  is  as  distantly  removed  from  being
practice of statutes. Its but a quibble on terms but so long as education
hinges  on  them,  they  should  be  properly  interpreted  and  applicably
applied.
PARADOX OF LAW-BREAKER.
They call you and me law-breakers. We accept the honor. Lawyer is
a law-breaker. He is a worse law-breaker than you or we. We break a
statute by reason of circumstances over which we have no control. He
is  a  law-breaker  because  somebody  pays  him  to  break  a  law.  He
does it for money. Every attorney who directs a case is on one side to
sustain, or other to break the law. Here is paradox. We send lawyer
to  legislature  to  make  a  law,  and  when  he  comes  back  we  pay  him
individually  to  break  the  law  we  paid  him  by  public  taxation  to
make.  Lawyer  is  a  paradox.  Difference  is,  you  and  we  break  a  legal
law  illegally.  Lawyer  breaks  a  legal  law  legally.  He  is  honored
and we are dishonored. We serve time in jail, he is banquetted. When
you and we break a law, we pay the public money. When he breaks
a  law,  public  pays  him.  He  has  been  taught  for  years  how  to  break
law with finesseyou and we break it stubbornly. He makes laws
purposely to break them. No laws could be made unless older ones
were broken. If no new laws were made, lawyer would go broke. If
he were broke there would be no lawyers to make laws to break. He
gets us coming and going, meanwhile builds the thing to tear it down,
getting  paid  both  ways.  He  makes  to  break;  we  break  to  make.  He
makes  faster  than  we  break.  He  has  us  arrested  to  make,  or  break,
according to which side is paying him. If no laws could be broken,
thered be no lawyers.
PARADOX OF THAT WHICH IS, ISNT.
Medicine  is  medicine.  Chiropractic  is  Chiropractic.  Practice  of
medicine  is  one  thing  and  practice  of  Chiropractic  another.  It  is
conceded  that  principles  and  art  of  medicine  are  not  taught  in
Chiropractic schools: and that principles and art of Chiropractic
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are  not  taught  in  medical  schools.  Neither  does  or  practices  other.
Textbooks  of  one  differ  as  much  from  other  as  night  from  day.  As
religion  is  exclusively  a  philosophy,  having  no  science  or  art,  so
medicine  is  exclusively  a  science,  possibly  an  art,  but  it  has  no
philosophy.  Sciences  keep  as  far  removed  from  sects,  dogmas  and
creeds  as  possible.  Chiropractic  admittedly  has  a  philosophy,  science
and art.
Medicine  is  not  Chiropractic.  Chiropractic  is  not  medicine.  One
scoffs  at  other  and  other  refuses  to  believe  in  one.  Each  regards
disease  and  dis-ease  as  different  things,  having  different  causes,
produced by different routes and method of curing disease of one and
adjusting  of  cause  in  other  oppose  each  other.  Physician  regards
disease  as  an  entity.  Chiropractor  regards  dis-ease  as  a  condition  of
not-at-ease.
Medicine is science according to a former paradox. Chiropractic is
a philosophy, science and art. From study, one is as near to being other
as success is to failure. Yet, paradox is true. Let a lawyer enter subject,
go to legislature, draw up a statute and word a defining clause broadly,
and  he  can  make  that  which  isnt  is;  and  that  which  is  isnt.  If  he
legally draws a statute which says a cat is a dog, then so it is; even tho
as a FACT everybody knows a cat is NOT a dog.
PARADOX OF FEE.
A  physician  refuses  to  adjust  subluxation  as  cause  of  (condition)
dis-ease.  Chiropractor  refuses  to  give  drugs  to  cure  (entity)  disease.
Yet  medical  practice  act  says:Any  one  who  does  anything,  in  any
manner,  shape  or  form,  FOR  A  FEE  is  practicing  medicine.
Chiropractor,  or  any  layman,  can  prescribe  drugs,  medicines  and  use
knife  and  if  he  does  not  charge  a  fee,  is  NOT  guilty  of  violating  any
medical  statute.  But,  even  tho  he  practices  that  which  is  in  fact  NOT
practice  of  medicine  and  CHARGES  A  FEE,  then  he  is  doing  that
which isnt. Lawyer makes Friday-pork fish on Friday.
When  is  Chiropractic  not  practice  of  medicine?  When  NO  fee  is
charged.  When  is  Chiropractic  practice  of  medicine?  When  a  fee  IS
charged.
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MEDICO-LEGAL PARADOX.
Practice  of  medicine  is  supposed  to  be  for  purpose  of  curing  sick.
Purpose of statutes to regulate practice of medicine is supposed to  be
in  interests  of  safeguarding  people  against  incompetent  practitioners
of  medicine.  Above  series  of  paradoxes  proves  that  it  is  solely  for
purpose  of  protecting  certain  dollars  from  being  side-tracked  from
pockets where some think they belong, to  pockets  of  those  who  want
them. Dollars belong to sick man; the doctor forces him to spend them
as  he  (the  doctor)  wants  him  to.  Sick  man  may  be  a  successful
business man or farmer, use excellent judgment in building a business,
in  buying  and  selling  goods;  or  be  a  large  property  owner  and
tax-payer and use excellent judgment in buying and selling of horses,
cows  and  hogs;  they  all  may  use  keen  discrimination  in  selection  of
their  wives;  but,  when  sick,  all  this  is  for  naught.  They  cant  tell  a
good doctor from a bad one. Doctors must do this for him. It is a More
Disease,  for  More  Dopes,  for  More  Dollars,  for  More  Doctors  trust.
Practice  of  medicine  and  laws  that  regulate  it  are  a  paradox  on
WEALTH  that  accumulates  from  it,  NOT  HEALTH  that  should
accrue  from  it  to  people.  It  is  an  attempt  to  make  legal  the  act  of
buzzard to feast upon carcass of whom it will, even to creating carrion
upon which it feeds.
CHIROPRACTIC PARADOXES.
PARADOX OF A SCHOOL.
The  P.S.C.  is  a  school  of  Chiropractic.  It  is  largest  institution
teaching  Chiropractic.  We  have  in  mind  a  college  which  sells
diplomas,  also  an  International  University  of  Chiropractic.  Oc-
casionally it has a student. It has an office, a spine and a book. Largest
institution,  paradoxically,  has  smallest  name.  Smallest  institution,
paradoxically, has largest name. Little fellow wants to appear big, and
big wants to be small.
PARADOX OF IGNORANT.
That man who has been thru college, looks upon him who hasnt as
ignorant.  He  who  is  self-made  and  has  accomplished  things  looks
upon  him  who  has  been  thru  college  and  accomplished  nothing  as
ignorant. Who is ignorant? If deeds, not
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words,  count  then  one  is  educated  and  tother  is  not.  If  being  of
service  is  being  best  educated,  then  book-lore  counts  for  naught  and
accomplishments are everything.
PARADOX OF EDUCATED.
We educate man ostensibly to make him useful. We cram him full of
education  to  make  him  apparently  useful.  Paradox  is  true.  More  we
educate, more useless he becomes. Hot-housing the human artificially
forces  that  which  should  come  naturally  slower.  More  he  educates
himself,  more  useful  he  is.  A  man  does  not  need  go  to  school  to
educate  himself,  it  is  everywhere  surrounding  him  if  he  will  get  it.
Environment is full of facts. Big men at tops of ladders are self taught.
Going  to  school  doesnt  hurt,  but  usually  it  makes  the  average  man
bad. Responsibility is gained by self-reliance. Responsibility is gained
by individually assuming the thing. Modern education is a cramming,
in transference, from books to brains, with insipid absorption.
A person educated in a beanery is as important as one educated in a
brainery.  Output  from  brainery,  as  a  rule,  gives  no  less  attention  to
their  food  tanks  by  reason  of  having  had  their  thought  mills  adjusted
by  expert  cerebrum  manipulators.  On  other  hand,  graduate  from
beanery, quite often develops into a logician but seldom reaches depth
where he lives exclusively from others toil. This is largely true of all
graduates from schools of useful service.
It  is  not  hard  to  find  cobbler  who  knows  more  about  human  soul
than his  father  confessor  knows  about  sole  of  the  shoe,  yet  the  father
exacts  from  the  cobbler  more  for  services  than  he  is  willing  to  pay
cobbler.
So  it  is  in  many  avocations.  Person  trained  in  domestic  economy
knows  more  of  political  economy  than  dictators  of  national  policies
know  of  domestic  affairs  as  pertain  to  average  family.  Who  gets  best
pay?
Man  who  builds  an  automobile  is  apt  to  know  more  in  regard  to
actual needs of man who buys it and hires it run at so much per week,
than needs  of  builder,  yet  buyer  goes  to  congress  and  builder  goes  to
work.
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We  once  knew  a  lawyer  who  could  talk  eloquently,  earnestly  and
intelligently  about  three  divisions  of  space  and  almost  make  you
believe  that  there  was  a  fourth  division,  yet  he  could  not  tie  his  shoe
strings in a bow knot; his ten-year-old daughter tied them for him; she
knew  more  in  regard  to  application  than  he  did.  Later  he  was  elected
public  prosecutor  and  the  daughter  recently  lost  her  job  as  tutor  in
public  school  because  she  got  married  to  a  carpenter  instead  of  to
some one who could not drive a nail but had influence with those who
control destiny.
To  hear  Doc  I.  Killem  tell  it,  he  knew  all  there  was  to  know  about
materia  medica.  He  knew  so  much  that  he  absolutely  refused  to
counsel with any M.D. outside of his particular school. We heard him
say once that homeopaths didnt know enough to give a raw egg to a
poisoned  pup,  yet  people  elected  him  to  state  senate  in  order  that  he
might  formulate  rules  for  medical  jurisprudence.  You  and  we  knew
mothers who were more successful in healing sick than Moorman was.
All  of  this  and  much  more  prove  that  knights  of  pick  or  shovel,
trowel  or  saw,  printers  stick  or  ruler,  gaff  hook  or  marlin  spike,
beanery  or  bakery,  plow  or  hoe,  throttle  or  brake  are  better  fitted  to
rule themselves than others to rule them.
We  educate  from  little  to  much.  Leaving  school  he  must  learn  to
forget,  to  know.  World  whips  him  from  pillar  to  post  until  he  has
learned  much  that  he  doesnt  know  must  be  boiled  to  little  he  should
know.  Why  know  1000  things  that  are  not  so  and  cant  work?  Why
not know 10 things that are so and work?
PARADOX OF INCOMPETENCY.
Physician of today is a man of stupendous accomplishments  99  and
99-100ths  of  which  are  not  so.  He  can  breed  bugs,  transfer  skin,
remove  organs  galore,  cut  off  legs  and  grow  them  on  other  animals,
chemicalize until you are dizzy, look thru microscopes and see things
that  dont  exist,  theorize  for  years  about  public  health,  quarantine
infantile  paralysis,  build  institutions  to  care  for  insane  and  criminals,
hospitals  for  sick  and  infirm,  invent  schemes  to  work  muscles  of
paralyzed infantile children by thousandsall of which is nil because
they dont prevent any of them from getting where they are. Anybody
can tell thousands of ways of removing ashes after a firewhat world
cries out for is one
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man who can tell ONE successful way of preventing fire. Physician is
an  educated  fool.  Individually,  he  knows  thousands  of  things  that  are
not  so;  collectively  their  profession  knows  hundreds  of  thousands  of
things  that  are  not  so.  Reason  is  obvious.  When  any  man  tries  to
explain  electrical  problems  upon  a  material  basis,  ignoring  electrical
abstract  conditions,  he  must  invent  explanations  that  dont  explain;
guesswork  and  experimentation  follow  until  dooms-day.  He  is  trying
to  make  Y2  the  1.  As  well  make  hot  without  cold,  height  without
depth,  good  without  bad,  motors  without  electricity  as  scientific
human  bodies  without  unscientific  life.  Man  who  works  with  life,
says it has none.
ANYBODY  can  learn  to  do  a  STUNT!  Lots  of  people  can  learn  to
do lots of STUNTS! But whats the use? A STUNTS a STUNT. Its
no key to a persons real capacity.
You dont have to be a skilled handicraftsman to roll a cigarette with
one hand and light a match with your thumb nail. Thats a STUNT.
Vaudeville  musician  may  not  know  one  note  from  another  but  he
plays everything from Swiss bells to cello. Thats a STUNT.
Hindu  magician  eats  in  dairy  lunch  but  he  can  bring  forth  a
ten-course dinner from a plug hat. Thats a STUNT.
STUNTS  are  entertaining,  but  who  hires  a  STUNTSTER  to  do
practical work. You cant estimate inherent ability in light of STUNTS
that folks do.
Ordinary,  everyday,  successful  performance  in  ordinary,  everyday
walks of life is only indication of capacity and ability.
You  can  lead  a  physician  to  bed-side,  same  as  tomb-stone  men  are
led  to  a  newly-made  grave.  He  can  do  medical  STUNTS  till  cows
some  homeunusual  things  that  tax  ones  imagination.  Those  are
STUNTS.
A surgeon can graft skin from your arm to your nose, transfer blood
from  one  body  to  another,  remove  a  leg  from  a  male  dog  on-to  a
female  dog,  inject  monkeys  with  cows  serum  and  breed  bugs  of
endless character. Those are STUNTS.
But that doesnt tell anything.
They  dont  serve  to  let  you  know  what  YOU  should  expect  when
sick and paying bills.
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Theyre  STUNTSinteresting  to  listen  to,  diverting  to  witness,  fill
newspaper  space  with  and  build  reputations  upon,  but  of  no  earthly
use to folks like you and me, when we get sick.
For  its  the  commonplace,  yours-and-mine,  every-day  experiences
that classify it for us.
We  have  relied  on  its  every-day  performance  From  thousands  of
practitioners upon millions of people, to prove its ability and establish
its utility.
P.S.C. Chiropractors were not trained to waste time to do STUNTS.
They  have  been  instructed  to  give  SERVICE  to  sickGET  THEM
WELL, the quicker the sooner.
And  that  they  have  served  purpose  for  which  they  were  intended  is
amply affirmed by those who have gone to them.
When  THRU  having  STUNTS  performed  ON  YOU,  call  on
Chiropractor AND GET WELL.
Its the consistent performer on whom the world has come to rely.
Its consistent performance we look to in judging quality, value and
intrinsic merit.
STUNTS arent the sort of things that give a clue to innate capacity
and native efficiency of Chiropractor in every-day service.
Its  obvious  things  we  do  on  EVERY  casewhen  no  one  is
lookingthat establish us, not  things  we  do  when  were  on  ethical
parade.
Perhaps  thats  reason  for  unprecedented  success  which  Chiro-
practors  have  met  in  adjusting  vertebral  subluxation  in  such  as  you
and me, for this and that.
We have never undertaken to do STUNTS with Chiropractic.
Chiropractor  is  paradox.  He  knows  little,  knows  he  knows  little,
therefore  he  is  wise.  He  cannot  do  all  or  any  of  things  enumerated
above.  He  knows  that  1/2  and  1/2  make  1,  that  immateriality  and
materiality  must  be  together,  in  balance,  or  were  dead.  His  simple
premise is correct and complete. He knows subluxation, how to adjust
it and thus corrects cause of all dis-ease.
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A  ham  never  weighs  so  much  as  when  its  half  cured.  When  it  has
soaked  in  all  the  pickle  that  it  can,  it  has  to  sweat  out  most  of  it  in
smoke  house  before  it  is  any  real  good.  And  when  youve  soaked  up
all information you can hold, you will have to forget half  of  it  before
you will be of any real use.
PARADOX OF BACKBONE.
Nobody knows how old the world is or how long man has been here.
Modern  recorded  civilization  is  of  but  a  few  thousand  years.  Modern
history  repeats  itself.  Medical  history  is  at  least  5,000  years  of
accumulative experimentation. In theory of medicine, everything from
air  to  bottom  of  ocean;  from  North,  South,  East  and  West,  of  every
land  has  been  tried  for  cure  of  dis-easeall  have  failed.  In  study  of
human  body  they  have  searched  heaven  and  earth  for  things  with
which  to  divide  anatomy  to  better  know  it.  They  have  studied  all
things dead. Of all this  research,  books  are  full.  That  which  has  been
totally  ignored,  even  to  text-books,  has  been  life  and  back-bone  of
man. Paradoxically, they have been left until 1895 gave them to world.
Nobody  knew  woman  was  on  earth  until  Remington  let  her  use
typewriters. Most important part of man came last; the least important
came first.
PARADOX OF DIS-EASE.
Watch  for  paradox.  Too  little  education  is  a  dangerous  thing.  It
makes you afraid of nothing. Too much education is also dangerous. It
makes  you  afraid  of  everything.  The  paradox.  We  know  not  enough,
we know too little. We should establish a happy medium between not
knowing  anything  and  knowing  everything.  Our  education  should
consist  of  as  many  things  that  are  so,  that  will  work,  that  we
understand,  comprehend,  utilize  and  not  one  bit  more.  Medical
education  is  stupendous,  notwithstanding  it  consists  of  hundreds  of
thousands of things that are not so, wont or cant be made to succeed
and neither does he understand them therefore he cant utilize them in
getting sick well. Therefore we are harmless only because we are safe.
Physician  is  at  all  times  dangerous  because  he  possesses  legal  power
to use things he doesnt, cant or wont comprehend.
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PARADOX OF HERNIA.
We  are  reminded  of  experience  of  Dr.  Fortin.  He  knew  so  many
things when he came here, that he was an educated fool. He sat in our
pit day after day telling wondrous stories of things we didnt know, yet
we  were  teacher,  he  was  pupil.  We  became  tired  of  this  irrelevant
prattle. We wanted him to listen and he knew enough to know when it
was time. One day he awakened with a start. There was a farmer boy,
next  to  him,  in  clinic,  adjusting  for  a  hernia.  He  knew  that  boy  was
going  to  kill  that  man.  Dr.  Fortin  knew  all  anatomical,  physiological,
pathological,  microscopic,  chemical,  etc.,  dangers  that  patient  was
running  by  laying  himself  over  that  divided  table  and  letting  that
ignorant  farmer  boy  pound  his  back.  Dr.  Fortins  medical  and
osteopathic  teaching  was  uppermost;  and,  instead  of  adjusting  his
hernia  patient  Chiropractically,  he  slipped  tables  together  and  tapped
fellow mildly on back. But, patient under care of ignorant farmer boy
WAS  GETTING  WELL,  and  Dr.  Fortins  wasnt.  Finally,  light
dawned. He opened his mental windows, let all old wrong notions fly
out, and then he was ignorant as was farmer  boy.  Today  Dr.  Fortin
knows  nothing,  he  knows  he  knows  nothing,  therefore  he  is  wise.
Today he is a successful, thoro, practicing Chiropractor. The paradox.
PARADOX OF PATHOLOGY.
Less  you  know  about  disease  (entity)  or  dis-ease  (condition),  more
help you can be to patient. More you know about pathology, less you
help,  and  paradox  is  upon  you.  Physician  wouldnt  give  a  genuine
adjustment for hernia. He knew so much ABOUT THE DISEASE that
he  feared  consequence.  Chiropractor  knew  only  how  to  give
adjustment. He knew caution only.
PARADOX OF PURSUED.
Supposedly Chiropractors want to live for Chiropractic and prefer to
see  Chiropractic  live  than  die,  because  it  is  from  its  propagation  they
make  their  living.  Chiropractic  should  live,  so  Chiropractors  could
make  their  living  from  it.  Chiropractors  make  no  distinction  between
themselves and  that  which  makes  them;  between  tic  and  tor.  If  it
became  necessary  they  would  kill  tic  so  tor  could  live,  little
realizing that when tic is no
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more,  neither  is  tor.  Chiropractors  build  organizations  with  which
they want  a  license  from  state.  They  want  license,  to  quit  fighting,  to
live. The paradox. They get license, they quit fighting. Life they think
theyve  got  is  death  nick-named.  In  funeral  procession  peace-hearse
with  corpse  always  precedes  living  mourners  on  their  way  to
cemetery.
PARADOX OF GROWTH.
Growth,  paradoxically,  never  occurs  from  peace  but  from  struggle
for  existence.  There  is  no  law  but  that  of  God,  Mother  Nature  and
Father Time. We are told that once upon a time this earth was covered
with  water,  that  it  contained  no  living  objects  but  fish.  Later,  water
receded and left land devoid of living things. Big fish chased little fish
close  to  shore;  to  get  away,  they  scrambled  out  on  shore.  Eventually
amphibian,  half  fish  and  half  animal.  He  was  an  alligator  with  fishs
tail,  fishs  scaly  eyes  but  he  had  short  legs  low  and  close  to  ground.
Then  came  struggle  of  little  amphibians,  of  one  kind  and  another,  to
get  away  from  large  ones  pursuing  him.  He  ran  farther  away  from
water and in running legs grew longer and raised his body higher from
ground.  Eventually  horse  and  such  as  his  kind  appeared.  Then  came
struggle  of  one  long  legged  animal  to  get  away  from  stronger  of  his
kind.  Eventually  four  legged  animal  that  was  being  pursued  had  to
climb  trees  and  then  came  such  as  squirrel.  All  this  as  a  result  of
pursued to get away from pursuer. But, when that time appeared when
one four legged animal could climb tree after another animal of similar
kind,  then  came  flying  squirrel  that  contained  webbed  skin  between
legs  and  body.  Flying  squirrels  could  and  did  chase  each  other  from
tree  to  tree,  run  down  trees  and  over  ground  to  another  tree  and  thus
stronger pursued weaker. Out of this combination of pursuit eventually
came bird that lives in trees entirely and rarely touches ground except
to  get  food.  Thus  struggle  has  ever  gone  on  between  fishes,  am-
phibians, animals, squirrels, flying animals, birds, etc.
PARADOX OF PROGRESS.
Progress  has  always  come  from  pursued,  never  pursuer.  Submarine
is an attempt of surface boat to elude pursuer. Air-ship is an imitation
of natures way of eluding those who chase on
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land.  It  is  friction  occasioned  by  razor  rubbing  against  a  whetstone
harder than itself that puts keen edge.
Paradoxically, Chiropractic has made most wonderful growth of any
medical  or  non-medical  subject  in  historywith  one  exception.  In
strength  of  thot,  numbers,  growth,  territory,  finance,  school
enrollment,  there  is  but  one  equal.  This  was  not  brot  about  entirely
because  of  inherent  merit  in  its  premise  for  many  other  good  ideas
have  come  and  gone  which  possessed  as  good  or  better.  It  was  not
because  of  Innate  quality  of  personnel  of  its  adherents.  History  is
replete with examples of growth under adverse circumstances, but we
do not know another which has had as many, or as bad, or as personal,
as  vituperative,  as  multitudinous  as  Chiropractic.  Primarily,  idea  had
merit. That merit awoke jealousy in all systems it displaced with busi-
ness. This drew forth fire worthy of our best.  This  caused  us  to  build
better  than  we  knew.  Opposition  drew  attention  to  our  greater  merit
and  we  grew  IN  SPITE  OF  our  efforts  more  than  BECAUSE  OF
them.  Being  pursued,  we  schemed,  studied,  figured,  calculated
closely,  devised  ways  and  means  of  eluding  our  pursuer.  That  we
succeeded  in  refusing  to  be  caught  was  due  to  fault  of  pursuer,  not
success of pursued.
When  Chiropractor  wants  a  license  to  prevent  being  chased,  he
defeats  his  end  of  continuing  to  grow.  Progress  consists  in  the
continuance  of  that  struggle,  not  in  devising  ways  and  means  of
preventing it.
PARADOX OF MORE BUSINESS.
Average  Chiropractor,  leaving  school  upon  graduation,  thinks  most
business  is  where  there  are  no  Chiropractors.  On  reverse  most
business  is  found  where  people  know  most  about  Chiropractic  and,
paradoxically, that is where most Chiropractors are. But, says the local
man  who  is  in  business,  I  dont  want  more  Chiropractors  to  come
where  I  am.  The  field  is  crowded.  Paradox  proves  true.  If  he  would
help to get more people to go to Chiropractic schools thus bring back
more  Chiropractors  to  his  town,  county  or  state,  it  would  help  him
directly  and  be  an  aid  to  his  business;  for,  with  more  Chiropractors
more  people  are  educated  to  Chiropractic,  thus  more  Chiropractic
business for all.
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PARADOX OF LESS FRICTION.
When average Chiropractor leaves school he prefers a locality where
he  will  be  distantly  removed  from  friction,  where  pursuer  will  not
bother  him.  According  to  paradoxes  this  is  a  mistake.  His  reason  for
going to such a district is to be removed from trouble. That being true,
paradoxically, place to get away from trouble is to go where it is. New
district  has  yet  to  have  its  legal  fights.  Old  locality  that  has  had  its
fights  is  now  being  let  alone,  if  it  hasnt  reached  that  stage.  Less
trouble is to be had where most trouble has been.
PARADOX OF ORIGINALITY.
Chiropractic  is  new;  it  is  an  addition  to  former  knowledge  held  of
the body. Paradox is true. Chiropractic is not new, neither does it add
anything to what was formerly known.
Innate  Intelligence  had  to  know  all  that  we  think  we  know  or  Thon
could  not  have  built  human  bodies  as  she  did,  for  purpose  that  they
have  been  daily  used  for  millions  of  years.  All  the  Chiropractic
hypothesis brings to humanity, today, is but a new, therefore different,
interpretation of human body that had not been assembled in that form
previous to our advent.
There  is  nothing  new  under  the  sun,  is  an  old  adage  yet  true.
Chiropractor  holds  no  conception  of  human  body  that  is  contrary  to
common-sense  or  that  was  not  previously  known  by  any  reasonable,
logical  thinkeror  physician  himselfexcepting  that  what  he  knew
was  but  a  piece-meal  of  what  we  have  collaborated  and  assembled
thus making it a new arrangement of education.
Assume  that  Chiropractic  consists  of  100  ideas  assembled  and  that
this  assembly  makes  for  a  new  philosophy,  science  and  art  of  which
the  world  was  not  aware  before.  Assume  further  that  one  hundred
physicians knew all this except that each physician knew but one idea
each of this assembled productthus he knows collectively all that we
know as units, except that we have assembled that which he didnt or
couldnt. He built his practice upon one idea; we built ours upon 100
ideas.  If  100  physicians,  with  their  individual  one  idea,  had  ever
assembled  themselves  and  each  gave  his  one  idea  to  other  99,  then
each  would  have  known  100  ideas  that  we  know  and  Chiropractic
would have been his and not ours.
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Everybody knows that to cut a mans head off means to kill balance
of  body  because  brain  is  source  and  seat  of  brain  and  bodys  life.
Nothing new in that! Everybody knows that spinal cord, if cut, at any
one particular place would produce a paralysis of all parts below place
cut,  because  spinal  cord  is  great  carrier  of  life  currents  from  brain  to
body below. Nothing new about that!
Everybody knows that to cut a spinal nerve, as  it  leaves  spinal  cord
on  its  way  to  some  part  of  body,  is  equal  to  a  death  of  those  tissues
supplied  with  nerve  currents  by  and  thru  that  nerve.  Nothing  new  in
that!
Every physician knows that  brain  is  composed  of  sections  and  each
section  manufactures  power  for  some  particular  part  of  body.
Vivisection  has  definitely  located  these  brain  centers;  to  stimulate  a
brain center is to stimulate some organ in some part of body; to inhibit
some  brain-center  is  to  produce  like  effect  in  that  part  of  body  to
which those nerves radiate, via spinal cord and spinal nerves. Nothing
new about that!
Likewise does every doctor know that that connection between brain
and  muscle  is  a  nerve,  that  that  which  goes  from  brain  to  muscle
which  can  be  stimulated  or  inhibited  is  a  subtle  unknown  force  most
ably  likened  to  electricity,  which  is  not  material  and  cannot  be  seen
with  a  microscope  or  tested  by  physics;  that  it  is  only  best  likened  to
tests of mind or physics. Nothing new about that!
Every physician knows that to let a man fall off a building, fracture
vertebra,  let  a  bone  produce  pressure  upon  spinal  cord  and  thus
disconnect  flow  of  nerve-force  is  equal  to  total  paralysis  below  point
of  pressure.  He  also  knows  that  any  fracture  which  would  produce
pressure  upon  any  spinal  nerve  at  or  near  its  exit  from  spinal  cord  is
equal to paralysis of tissues to which those nerves go. Nothing new in
those premises!
Every surgeon also knows that kinks, strains and sprains of back do
occur  and  that  orthopedy  aims  to  put  traction  or  tension  upon
back-bone to release these pressures. Same surgeon also knows that he
tries,  by  surgery,  to  reset  these  segments  to  release  pressure  that
nerve-forces can get thru to restore function. Nothing new in this!
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Yet,  when  Chiropractor  assembles  these  ideas,  advocates  vertebral
subluxation  with  its  spinal-cord  or  spinal-nerve  pressures  in  spinal
foramina  or  intervertebral  foramina  and  that  method  of  reduction  of
these  is  by  bloodless  methods  and  establishes  a  broad  and  universal
restoration  of  health  theory  upon  samethey  raise  cry  impossible
notwithstanding what it is based upon.
Public and scientist knew these to be true but he didnt know that he
knew  them  until  we  changed  face  of  them,  placed  them  in  logical
sequence  and  told  him  about  them.  Then  he  withdraws  into  his
dogmatic shell or admits truth. Usually paradox is true. He denies that
which he affirms and he affirms that which he denies.
Theres a  reason  why  he  admits  each  of  these  premises,  in  unit,  yet
denies  them  in  assembly.  When  separated  and  one  by  one  they  are
called to his attention, he sees where they can be made to fit into some
part  of  his  medical  assembly,  therefore  he  admits  their  correctness.
When,  tho,  our  assembly  is  brot  contrasted  to  his  attention  he  sees
where  Chiropractic  assembly  denies  practically  every  one  of  his
individual parts of medical assembly.
PARADOX OF LADDER.
Every  ladder  has  a  bottom  and  a  top.  Man  at  bottom  believes
progress comes from men who are educated. Man at bottom  wants  to
be man at top. As he views man at top, from his viewpoint at bottom,
he  thinks  only  difference  between  them  is  a  four  years,  college
education.  To  be  educated  consists,  as  he  views  it,  of  long  training
sitting at a desk in school, academy, college and university. Man at top
of  every  ladder  takes  paradoxical  view  of  same  question.  He  has
reached top because he is self-made, usually having little book work in
schools. He believes in education only to that extent that it is practical
and  useful.  He  maintains  that  most  teaching  in  our  educational
institutions is theoretical and not of value in business; it might be good
so  far  as  manufacturing  pedants  is  concerned;  education  might  make
good for more education; but in business it is too much theory. When
it  comes  to  employment  of  men,  he  believes  in  advancing  that  man
who  enters  his  factory  or  office  as  office  boy.  He  aims  to  have  a
stepping up process, in direct ratio as man makes himself proficient.
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Majority  of  people,  and  these  are  those  at  bottom  of  ladderand
again  an  instance  of  where  minority  rulebelieve  that  spending  four
years  between  walls  of  colleges  pouring  over  musty  books  and  dusty
laboratories  listening  to  spell-binders  makes  for  knowledgeit
doesnt;  it  makes  for  educated  fools.  Minority  of  people  at  top  of
ladderand again an instance of where majority do not rulemake a
broad distinction between college educated fool and factory bred man
of knowledge. It is possiblealtho rarethat college trains a practical
man. Where colleges improve one, they  spoil  99.  He  can  be  practical
in  spite  of  education  but  he  possesses  knowledge  because  of  office
work.
PARADOX OF BRAINS.
Hundreds of positions that pay from $2,000 up to $100,000 annually
are  hunting  for  quality  of  brains  necessary  to  be  worth  salary  to
business demanding them. Thousands of men of brawn want salary of
man  of  brains  but  they  either  cant,  dont  or  wont  introduce  brains
necessary. Man after man is tried and sidetracked to try another man to
eventually  be  disappointed  in  getting  executive  who  can  rise  above
mob of muscle workers. Man at top, looks down on man below, telling
him  there  is  lots  of  room  above;  opportunity  was  never  greater  than
now.  Yet  man  below  continues  to  use  brawn  and  then  wonders  how
man above is drawing down his salary.
PARADOX OF PREJUDICE.
You believe that all progress in history comes from educated men.
Paradox is true. All progress comes from ignorant men.
(These  terms  should  be  defined  that  our  construction  will  not  be
misconstrued.  College  bred  man  considers  as  ignorant  everybody
who  has  not  had  college  disadvantages  and  environment.  It  matters
little,  whether  this  man  he  considers  ignorant  is  a  very  accomplished
and  useful  man,  or  not.  He  will  acknowledge  he  is  useful  in  spite  of
his ignorance and not because of it, usually adding, who knows what
this  same  man  could  have  done  had  he  been  educated  as  I  am.  It  is
only necessary to ask him what he has done; much as an old man once
chided  a  young  fop  for  standing  on  street  corner  smoking  cigarettes.
Said  the  old  man:My  son  if  you  would  save  your  body  and  brain
by not
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smoking  cigarettes,  some  day  you  might  own  this  magnificent
building.  Said  the  young  fellow:Do  you  own  it?  Reply  was
No. Young fellow then replied: I do.)
Wright,  Marconi,  Tesla,  Edison,  Burbank,  Napoleon,etc.,  go  on
down  through  names  in  philosophies,  sciences  and  arts.  They  were
common,  lowly  men,  greatest  example  of  which  was  Christ  himself.
D.  D.  Palmer  was  a  man  who  had  no  education  along  our  particular
line.  Look  what  he  started,  what  has  been  outcome.  Whatever  these
men  have  done  for  the  world  came  thru  their  initiative,  that  which
came  from  within  outward.  They  had  it  in,  all  it  needed  was
opportunity to bring it out. If opportunity did not exist, they made one.
If  barriers  existed,  they  tore  them  down  and  waded  thru  debris.  Too
much schooling biases any persons opinions. If you dont think, other
fellow thinks all the more. Book worm isnt worth snap of finger. Star
graduates  who  go  out  from  any  school,  we  will  buy  five  years  from
now at five cents on the dollar of what they now think they are worth.
Quiet, plodding fellow, clod-hopper, we wont try to buy, because his
future is an unknown quantity, it might be  high.  That  man  who  reads
books eventually believes in them; believing in them he follows them
explicitly and thus repeats dead mens opinions and actions. This is an
age  of  progress,  beating  other  men  to  something  new.  None  comes
from  books  for  no  sooner  does  it  enter  book  than  it  becomes  dead.
Poet  of  Sierras  was  once  asked  where  his  library  was  and  his  answer
was:Books  are  for  men  who  cant  think.  I  have  none.  I  write
them.  You  can  know  so  much  from  books  that  you  havent  an
original thot. You dont use YOUR brain.
There isnt one idea in medical annals, that has stood the test of 100
years  and  is  still  being  used  that  was  brot  to  front  by  a  medical  man.
Circulation  of  blood  by  Harveyand  look  what  he  suffered  at  hands
of his brethren for daring to think. All ideas brot out by medical men
are  theories,  here  today,  gone  tomorrow.  Germs,  serums,  toxins,  etc.,
passing phantasms. Anatomy, of course, is another thing. We  refer  to
theories  of  physiology,  pathology,  bacteriology,  diet,  etiology  and
methods  of  treatment.  All  those  progressive  steps  which  are  practical
and  stand  up  under  most  critical  acid  tests  for  long  periods  have
invariably  come  from  laymen  who  never  studied  medicine  yet  used
brains  God  gave  them.  This  paradox  is  applicable  to  other  industries
and en-
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deavors.  Aeroplane  did  not  come  from  men  of  transportation
greatnessit  came  from  bicycle  menders.  Electrical  genius  did  not
spring  from  electrical  families  or  laboratories  of  colleges  but  from
railroad station agentEdison. Examples are endless.
Unquestionably  most  vital  issue  is  Chiropractic  which  represents
greatest  step  in  health  matters  this  or  any  other  century  has  yet
produced. Did it spring from a medically trained mind or one who had
been  in  a  medical  family  to  whom  it  came  by  natural  birth?  D.  D.
Palmer was a fish peddler, grocery store keeper, a bee raiser, a farmer,
a school teacher.
PARADOX OF DIFFICULTY.
In  exact  ratio  as  above  paradox  is  true,  so  is  it  also  a  fact,  proven
hundreds  of  times,  that  hardest  student  to  grasp  and  understand
Chiropractic is regularly trained medical man. More medicine he has,
the harder. Less college work, better for him in our work. His mind is
filled with rubbish that he thinks as precious as gold. We must  spend
valuable time convincing him that all is not gold that glitters. When he
realizes  it  is  brass,  brass  has  little  value  compared  to  gold,  then  and
not before does he unload. When cobwebs have been removed, we are
ready  to  fill  garret  with  something  substantial  which  he  can  use.
Rather,  by  far,  have  an  average  farmer  begin  at  bottom  in  our  school
and  work  up  than  to  have  his  opposite  in  medical  man.  One  comes
with a clean slate, willing to learn facts without stubborn prejudice.
PARADOX OF MASTERY.
Each  Chiropractor  wants  to  be  a  success.  Success  is  a  combination
of  elements  all  of  which  come  from  within.  Unless  Chiropractor  has
mastered  self,  he  could  not  master  anything  else,  much  less
subluxation  with  adjustment.  Successful  method  of  adjusting  must
flow  from  within.  If  Chiropractor  hasnt  been  a  success  working  for
others, he would not be a success working for self. If, tho, he has been
a success as a laborer he would be as an employer. No one should give
orders who cant take them.
By time Chiropractor has learned success, working for others, he has
found that persiflage, verbiage and fol-de-rols did not do it. It was cold
hard facts not frills and furbelows that counted.
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That  man  can  go  to  a  Chiropractic  school,  see  beauty  of  an  object  in
its  simple  lines,  appreciate  mighty  because  its  right,  and  can  grasp  a
big  idea  simply  garbed.  Chiropractic  will  appeal  to  his  successful
nature  because  its  greatness  lies  in  its  simpleness.  Neither  will  he
attempt to complex it as soon as he becomes in sole possession of his
diploma. He will be honest with patrons, believing in right being right.
That  man  who  has  been  a  failure  as  an  employer  who  goes  to  a
Chiropractic school to learn a graft, an easy meal ticket, much money
with  little  labor,  brings  to  us  a  failure  mind.  He  hasnt  elements  of
success properly mixed. This fellow sees nothing right, no greatness in
great  things  or  ideasto  him  all  must  be  exaggerated,  intensified  or
magnified.  He  has  been  searching  hard  for  complex  and  if  it  doesnt
exist he will make it, either in school or practice. Whether it is ruinous
or not, right or wrong, seems to matter little.
Paradox  is  that  successful  Chiropractor  believes  in  simplicity  to
maintain  greatness;  failure  believes  in  complexity  and  then  wonders
why he is committing suicide.
PARADOX OF GREATNESS.
Greatness, in reality, that lies in Chiropractic can never be increased
or decreased by Chiropractors. That which is great in tic is inherent,
innate.  Nothing  tor  can  do  will  bring  that  forth.  His  fort  is  in
demonstration.  Chiropractic  is  great  to  public,  only  so  far  as
Chiropractors make its greatness useful. Chiropractors are great only if
they understand greatness of ChiropracTIC.
Then  comes  paradox.  Chiropractor  thinks  he  learned  it  all  when  in
school;  his  diploma  is  an  indication  he  has  finished,  topped-off  so  to
speak,  his  education.  He  may  have  graduated  5  or  10  years  ago.
Nothing  new  could  have  been  developed  or  interpreted  SINCE  his
day.  Chiropractic  being  a  new  subject  is  constantly  going  thru  a
revision  and  elaboration  process.  Whittling  has  not  finished.  He
accomplishes some good but thinks it much. He rarely takes a balance
sheet  of  shortcomings,  therefore  hardly  realizes  how  much  more  he
might learn that we have learned, did he but come back to school.
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Chiropractor  is  a  progressive  fellow,  otherwise  why  would  he  have
taken  up  Chiropractic.  But,  once  he  has  it,  he  enters  field  to  deliver
what  he  was  taught.  Paradoxically,  he  becomes  worst  enemy
Chiropractic  has.  He  makes  a  bit  of  money,  more  than  he  ever  had
before.  It  spoils  him;  hence  greatest,  strongest  and  most  intelligent
opposition to continued and further GROWTH of Chiropractic comes
from  within  our  ranks  professionally  rather  than  from  without.  A
former  paradox  shows  how  we  profit  by  being  pursued  but  this
paradox shows how we die by inherent and internal stagnation.
Chiropractor  concedes  that  much  progress  has  been  made  up  until
his advent into Chiropractic. He may even see that an idea of value has
been developed while he was in school. But, actions speak louder than
words; there has been little or no change since he LEFT school. Altho
a  graduate  of  years  ago,  he  knows  as  much  today  as  boy  fresh  from
school  with  all  development  since  his  graduation.  Sheldon,  Business
Philosopher,  says  that  An  institution  is  no  stronger  than  combined
strengths of its each and every unit; and same institution is no weaker
than combined weaknesses of its same each and every unit. As much
might  be  said  about  our  profession.  To  increase  our  strength,  by
eliminating  our  weaknesses,  is  fundamental  intent  of  Annual
Lyceums. You come to give and to take; to learn and to teach;  to  put
into  pot  something  you  have  a  surplus  of  and  take  from  pot  some  of
surplus of somebody else. Lyceum should be an Annual Pilgrimage of
every onefor your store of stock will reduce; your batteries will run
low and here is where all is renewed.
Chiropractor, of all persons, should be most eager to get latest, best,
most progressivebut he isnt. Even tho you adjust backbones, that is
no indication you have any. Paradox.
PARADOX OF QUANTITY.
Directly in line with former paradox comes this. At one time it was a
question of quantity of subluxations adjusted to get quantity of results.
Recent developmental work proves paradox.
LESS that is done, if done RIGHT, quicker case gets well.
MORE that is done, if done WRONG, slower case gets well.
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LESS  you  do,  more  probable  it  is  right.  MORE  you  do,  more
probable it is wrong. Man who does less puts more thot into what he is
doing and has a firmer comprehension of what, why  and  where.  Man
who does more puts little if any thot into what he is doing,  it  being  a
hit-or-miss  system  of  what,  why  and  where.  Man  who  does  little  is
conscientious  and  honest.  Man  who  does  much  is  a  grafter  and  not
distantly removed from purse-snatcher.
ONE subluxation, if adjusted daily, if RIGHT will get patient well in
a hurry. Twelve subluxations, adjusted daily, if WRONG will never
get case well and usually put him in bed.
PARADOX OF STRETCHING MACHINE.
Principle of traction, in its application to human bodies, is 400 years
old. A man is placed into some kind of a harness, straps applied to his
head,  neck,  shoulders  at  one  end,  and  his  feet,  legs  or  hips  at  other.
Windlass idea is then put into play and one part stretched while other
remains a fixed quantity.
Notwithstanding  it  has  been  discarded  by  orthopedic  surgeons  for
these many years as having therapeutical value, there is a certain class
of  mixerpractors  who  desire  to  adjoin  it  to  Chiropractic.  Theory,
application and net result are same with them as with surgeons.
Theory  advanced  by  them  is1st.  If  there  is  an  ankylosis,
stretching tends to break this up, separates the vertebrae, etc. 2nd. If
there  are  subluxations,  it  requires  these  ligaments  be  stretched  so
vertebra  can  be  moved,  it  being  admitted  that  ligaments  surrounding
subluxation  are  on  a  worse  tension  than  those  of  other  places.  It  is
conceded,  by  these  people,  that  subluxation  produces  certain
pathological  changes  which,  under  tension  and  traction,  should  be
improved.
In case of ankylosis, uniting of these bodies makes that THE LAST
PLACE  to  stretch;  and  where  everything  is  free  and  pliable  the  first
place. When ligaments are contractured, those stretch last and  all  rest
give  first.  So  paradox  is  before  us  again.  Place  that  needs  traction
least, gets it most. Place that gets it most, needs it least.
Why then does he who calls himself a Chiropractor desire a traction
table? Because he applies perverse side of paradox and has not ability
to knowingly or unknowingly see its opposite.
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PARADOX OF REGULATION.
Legislatures  are  composed  of  men  we  select  to  get  together  and
figure  ways  and  means  of  protecting  society  against  those  things
which are dangerous to life, limb and property. Regulatory legislation
governs  only  those  things  which  are  dangerous  to  people  of  a
community. Religion or Christian Science is not dangeroustherefore
such as this is not regulated. Saloons and prostitution are dangerous to
life  and  health,  therefore  they  are  regulated.  Chiropractic,  admittedly,
could do no harm even tho for sake of argument we admit it could do
no  good.  Because  physicians  want  us  regulated  (by  themselves)  they
argue it is dangerous; for only under cloak of its being dangerous can
they  get  it  regulated  by  state,  by  themselves.  This  hue  and  cry  about
higher  preliminary  education  (AN  INVISIBLE  GOVERNMENT
See Vol. XXVI Palmer 1951) is done to make it appear that education,
of a steenth degree, removes danger. As a scientific premise, a Chiro-
practor  will  tell  you  that  Chiropractic  is  harmless  and  that  Chiro-
practor  could  not  make  his  patient  worse  even  tho  he  did  them  no
good.  These  individuals  who  admit  that  tic  and  tor  could  not  do
harm, and  because  of  that  fact  should  NOT  be  regulated  by  state  any
more  than  a  religion,  will  go  pell-mell  to  a  legislature,  give  up  good
hard earned dollars to spend good money to chase bad money to ask a
legislature  TO  regulate  us,  thus  admitting  we  are  harmful,  therefore
should be regulated. Paradox. Its a funny world, this.
PARADOX OF GETTING MONEY.
Average  student  of  Chiropractic  enters  Chiropractic  because  he  has
been sick, took adjustments, got well and wants to spread good work.
He realizes it has merit. Merit alone does not entirely appeal to him. If
it  were  only  a  weekly  wage  net  result  no  matter  how  many  people
came  to  him  after  he  was  a  Chiropractor,  majority  would  stay  out.  In
addition  to  merit  he  knows  it  has,  he  realizes  it  has  a  money  making
propensity.
Former  quality  must  exist  before  latter  could  be  possible.  One  is  a
circumstance  leading  to  other.  Great  fault  is  that  majority  of
Chiropractors,  leaving  school,  glue  minds  upon  money  first  and
getting sick well second. Money should be a consequence
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and not primal object; frequently it is vice versa and then boys wonder
why they dont get rich.
To  make  moneydo  not  think,  dream,  reason  or  study  money.  To
get  moneyconsider,  peruse,  explain  and  learn  better  and  cheaper
ways and means of getting more sick people well. Give more in health
than  they  give  in  money  and  they  will  gladly  pay  more  money  than
you give in health. Paradox here is contrast between a code of ethics
which has always shrouded businesses called professions and a certain
code  of  business  principles  which  surround  professions  which  are
businesses. Marshall Field said: The customer is always right. Why
should selling health be considered different from any other business?
In  what  way  does  business  need  a  different  salesmanship  than  a
profession,  both  being  able  to  do  thing  they  set  out  to  do?  Medicine
and  physicians  couldnt  do  the  thing,  therefore  they  had  to  set  up  a
separate  and  different  selling  code  than  exists  in  all  other  or-
ganizations.  They  have  had  to  force  world  to  believe  that  selling
failures was something more than a business, it was a profession, viz.,
a  professing  to  do  but  not  doing  it.  PRACTICE  of  medicine  where
they  PRACTICE  on  you  and  me.  World  of  selling  things  can  be
divided into selling of treatment of disease on one side and selling of
merchandise by merchants on other. You do that which is worth more
than you get and youll soon get more than its worth. Our plea is that
Chiropractic  be  placed  on  a  legitimate  business  plan.  Any  plan  that
Marshall Field, Wanamaker or any other reliable merchant can use to
sell his goods is equally as good for us for we have a commodity same
as  his,  both  are  in  demand  by  public  and  we  are  here  to  serve  the
supply.
You all want to make money. Forget it. To make money, dont chase
dollar. One fellow went out of this school with idea that he was going
to land millionaire patients and then he would be rich. He was going
to have his old teeth removed because they didnt look stylish; he was
going to wear a silk hat, and ultra fashionable clothes when he went to
locate  in  a  city,  so  he  could  land  a  millionaire  for  a  patient.  We  told
him we hoped he got millionaire patients, but we felt sure he wouldnt
because  millionaires  are  millionaires  because  they  have  brains,  and
they  are  looking  for  brains  in  other  people.  Therefore  we  knew  he
wouldnt have any. He is still trying to catch a millionaire. Paradox!
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A certain man years ago saw fit to disagree, which of course was his
privilege.  He  left  our  school,  and  gravitated.  Any  old  fish  can  float
down stream, but it takes a live one to swim up! He gravitated, floated
down  stream,  and  after  graduation  located  in  a  western  town.  It
happened  that  we  had  as  patients  people  in  a  nearby  city  who  were
immensely  wealthy.  They  went  west  to  the  town  where  this  fellow
located,  and  telegraphed  us  to  know  if  he  was  competent,  and  if  not,
who  was.  We  repliedHe  is  not  the  man  you  want.  So  and  so,
located 85 miles  from  you  is  all  right,  or  So-and-so,  located  75  miles
from  you.  Those  men  did  not  gravitate  to  get  cheaper  goods,  at  cut
rate  time  to  get  a  diploma.  And  so  this  fellow  lost  a  clique  of
millionaires  he  might  have  had.  He  was  penny  wise,  and  it  took
several years to show he was pound foolish.
You  must  get  the  sick  well,  if  you  want  to  make  money.  We  know
Chiropractors  who,  the  minute  a  patient  comes  into  office,  get  their
eyes  on  patients  pocketbook,  wondering  how  much  he  is  good  for.
Then  there  is  another  type  of  Chiropractor  who,  as  soon  as  patient
comes  in,  wonders  how  he  can  get  his  man  well.  That  fellow  has  the
business,  other  type  has  not.  In  this  day  and  age  you  cant  fool  sick
people. Physicians need not worry you, but watch out for patienthe
will corner you if not on the square. Average patient has gone rounds
of doctors. He knows more about himself and shysters in doctors than
anybody  else.  He  has  picked  up  information  during  this
experimentation incubation period. Patient is watching you. He wants
to know whether you are honest or not. There is something about your
manner,  conversation,  inflection,  manner  of  thinking,  mode  of
reasoning  that  unconsciously  betrays  you  if  you  are  putting  money
phase  first.  Take  other  type.  There  is  something  about  him  that  is
sincere, rings true, stamps him  a  thoroughbred,  a  blue  ribbon  winner,
and patient feels that personality, and saysthat is the man I  want  to
take care of me, because I know he wants  to  help  me.  Man  who  puts
money  first  is  a  sneak  in  his  heart,  a  crook  in  his  mind;  and  what  a
man thinks, so is he.
SERVICE  precedes  financial  consideration.  Imagine  any  man  who
has been sick for years. His doctor bill grows annually. His wife takes
sick, her hospital bill grows. It keeps his nose to grindstone for years.
Every  bit  of  weekly  profit,  over  living  expenses,  goes  to  doctor.  IF
Chiropractor GETS THAT FAMILY WELL,
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wouldnt they pay for it, and pay well? BUT, they must get SERVICE
to  GET  WELL.  Fail  to  get  that  man  well  and  he  begrudges  every
dollar.
PARADOX OF DIPLOMA.
There  are  those  who  consider  diplomas  on  walls  in  lieu  of  ideas  in
their  heads.  Imagine  average  patient.  He  enters  Chiropractors  office,
glances  over  walls,  sees  many  diplomas.  He  does  not  know  whether
they were bought or earned. Average conception is that any man who
has many diplomas ought to know a great deal more than another who
has but one or two at most. If this patient would compute  time  put  in
school by possessor, he would find in many instances it would require
between 15 and 30 years of actual time. This paradox is in direct line
with a former where book education takes precedence over individual
knowledge.
Some  Chiropractors  think  diplomas  on  your  walls  bring  business.
Paradox is true. Most business comes to him who has least number of
diplomas. Having no diplomas we think, thinking we reason. Knowing
that we reason, you come to partake at fountain. If we had M.D., D.O.,
D.C.,  P.D.Q.,  D.F.,  X.Y.Z.,  N.G.all  degrees,  diplomas  on  wall,
many  of  which  we  bought,  you  would  sayMy  what  a  wonderfully
wise guy. When you talked with us and found we hadnt that amount
of  time  in  school  you  would  realize  we  were  not  only  ignorant  but  a
crook. That is dangerous. Here is a man with ten diplomas hanging on
his  wallhe  bought  nine  of  them,  earned  other  one.  You  go  into  his
office,  see  all  diplomas,  expect  a  great  deal,  and  dont  get  it.  Here  is
another  man  who  hasnt  any  diploma.  Go  into  his  office,  talk  with
him, and it takes only one minute to see he is honest.
We  had  a  physician  come  into  our  office  last  summer.  Said  he:
Doctor, I suppose you are a physician? We said, Your supposition
is wrong. But you are a college bred man?
No, we are a mother-bred man.
Pardon  me,  what  I  mean  is  that  you  are  an  educated  man?  No,
pardon us, we are a fool.
He said, Your looks belie you.
Perhaps.
But I wanted to study under you. What degrees do you hold?
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None, but it is 102 in the shade. (We were hot under the collar.)
He said, I beg of you not to jest, I am speaking in all seriousness. I
wanted  to  know  what  degrees  you  hold  before  I  decided  to  study
under you.
We  hold  no  college  degrees.  We  know  nothing,  and  we  know  it,
and if you want us to teach you what we know that we dont know, we
will charge for it.
He said, I will think it over.
Good afternoon.
Next morning he planked down.
Paradox  is  true.  Average  patient  goes  into  Chiropractors  office
because he wants  to  get  well.  Man  with  many  diplomas  might  not  be
able to comprehensively explain work he assumes to follow. Man with
one diploma, coming from a capable school, might be able to go into
thoro  detail  and  explain  understandingly  all  ins  and  outs  of  his
profession.  Keeping  people  well  necessitates  knowledge.  This  comes
from  man  who  has  little  schooling  but  what  he  has  was  of  best  and
was every bit workable.
Discoverer of Chiropractic had no diplomas on his wall.
PARADOX OF CHARITY.
Do  charity  patients  pay?  If  they  paid,  would  they  be  charity?  This
paradox  works  both  ways.  Getting  it  for  nothing,  they  should  be
boosters. Being  charity  cases,  costing  nothing,  they  become  knockers
because  their  conscience  feels  that  everybody  knows  they  are  a
comparative leech to one who does pay.
Getting adjustments free, there is another class who work that much
harder  to  prove  they  did  appreciate  what  you  gave.  They  recite  what
you  did  and  why  you  didnt  charge;  they  cite  you  as  a  benefactor,  a
humanitarian,  one  who  does  his  charity  work  at  home.  They  are
stepping stones from people of their position up to people with money
who can pay.
Do charity patients pay? You say no? Paradox is true. They do pay.
If charity patients paid they wouldnt be charity patients, would they?
They dont pay, yet they do. Servant girl cant afford to pay. You get
her  well.  Perhaps  she  had  trouble  in  her  knee  and  she  served  with  a
limp. Some morning her mistress
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notices  with  surprise  her  maid  does  not  limp,  asks  her  what  she  has
been  taking.  Girl  tells  her  she  has  been  going  to  a  Chiropractor,  and
something about adjustment. Mistress investigates, finds what it is and
passes  it  on.  Mistress  pays,  and  you  get  a  line  of  good  patients  who
pay a thousand times over for poor girls account. Yes, charity patients
pay. Paradox is true. Every time a patient goes to a Chiropractor to get
well, he gets a back-set.
Who  is  who,  and  which  is  which,  no  person  can  tell  until  tested.  It
appears to  be  a  better  plan  to  charge  each  case,  make  a  statement  for
account and present them a receipted bill.
PARADOX OF CHIRO-PRACTIC.
Name  Chiropractic  is  taken  from  Greek  and  means  hand  done.
At time this name was applied, it was an ART. All we knew then was
what  we  did.  Getting  people  well  from  what  we  did,  we  next  wanted
to  know  HOW  we  did  it,  out  of  which  came  SCIENCE.  Having
established  way  to  get  sick  people  well,  we  deciphered  WHY,  and
then came PHILOSOPHY.
Chiropractic  expressed  art;  it  is  not  broad  enuf,  today,  to  include
philosophy. Name is established; there is no way of changing it.
This  paradox  is  like  patient  who  always  came  late  to  find  several
ahead.  One  day  she  came  real  early,  to  find  she  was  first,  when  she
said:Im  first  at  last,  I  always  was  behind  before.  Name  that
should be last came first, and name applied first should be done now.
Every  other  development  begins  with  a  reason  WHY,  then
establishes  WAY,  and  last  comes  accomplishment.  Chiropractic  is
again a paradox as it was developed opposite to everything else.
PARADOX OF INDEPENDENCY.
Way to get a big business is to be independent of small business. We
were  talking  to  Dr.  Moore  of  Spokane.  Some  time  ago  he  wrote  us
about  Lyceum.  If  you  dont  want  to  come,  dont.  That  is  what
brought him. He wanted to see the school that could get along without
him. All others were begging.
If you want a business to make you independent, be independent of
that business. But, you say, you havent any business.
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Be  independent  anyway,  and  get  business.  You  all  know  of  big
practice  Dr.  Dueringer  had.  We  want  to  tell  you  an  incident  which
happened in his office. We dropped in there one day and noticed two
women  waiting.  One  was  a  large,  pompous,  expensively  gowned
woman,  other  a  little,  meek,  downtrodden,  stooped-over  Italian
woman,  who  did  scrubbing  in  one  of  office  buildings.  They
represented  two  extreme  types.  Out  came  Heinrich.  Vell,  ladies,
which  one  of  you  comes  first,  eh?  Up  jumps  silks  and  satins  and
saysDr. Dueringer, I am very anxious to see you at once. Ach, I
dont  care  nuddings  about  thatwhich  one  of  you  came  first.  The
little  woman  got  up  enough  courage  to  say  I  think  I  did.  He  said
All  right,  you  come  in  and  get  ready.  Then  turning  to  the  society
womanYou vait! You vait!
The woman didnt like it. After doctor had gone in with Italian scrub
woman, she turned to us and remarkedRather a peculiar chap, isnt
he?  I  am  insulted  at  his  manner,  very  indignant  at  being  treated  so.
We  told  her  if  she  knew  him  she  would  like  him;  but  she  didnt
answer.  Finally  she  said  Do  you  know  the  doctor  very  well?  No,
nobody  does.  We  know  him  as  well  as  any  of  his  friends.  She  said,
Well, on second thought, I like him. People who live in affluence are
so  accustomed  to  having  people  stand  around  when  we  speak,  and
favor us on account of our money, that it is a pleasure to know there is
someone  who  doesnt.  It  shows  he  is  interested  in  something  more
than money, therefore he must be interested in my health. I am  going
to  wait  for  him.  The  lady  was  Mrs.  Duke,  of  tobacco  millionaire
family. Way to have a business you are independent of, is to be inde-
pendent  of  business  you  have.  There  should  be  a  degree  of  courtesy
but  there  is  too  much  toadying  for  business.  When  we  learned  years
ago  to  be  independent  of  business?  business  began  coming  and  it
didnt  come  until  we  did;  and  yet  nobody  is  out  after  more  business
than we. Difference is between man who is willing to grovel in dirt at
10  cents  per  for  a  small  business  and  him  who  is  willing  to  be
courteously  independent  and  stand  firm  on  big  business  principle
methods.  To  get  big  business,  some  Chiropractors  think  they  must
compromise  on  anything  and  everything  patient  expresses  a  desire  to
have.  Persons  who  insist  on  having  something  that  is  of  a
compromised nature abhor fellow who gives it to them merely because
they asked for it. By
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inverse  ratio,  they  endorse  that  person  who  intelligently  and  firmly
convinces them what they ask for is not to their interests and refuses to
give it.
PARADOX OF YOUR SUNDAY-BEST.
When you go visiting you always put on your best dress to get dirty
on train. When you visit friends, you put on your best clothes and act
parlor  manners.  If  you  ever  come  to  Kiro-Hill-Top  and  do  that,  out
you go. Our motto in our guest rooms is Be Yourself. If you lounge
around  at  home  in  negligee,  we  want  you  to  be  free  to  do  that  in  our
home, too.
PARADOX OF LEARNING.
You think you learn a great deal in school. You  learn  nothing.  You
dont  enter  or  matriculate  in  school  until  day  you  leave,  then  comes
schooling.  You  only  learn  by  doing.  You  do  nothing  hereyou
merely  get  ready  to  do.  Schooling  comes  when  you  go  out.  That  is
when you learn.
PARADOX OF WHAT.
You seem to think the more you do, the more business you will get.
This  is  not  true.  Less  you  do,  if  done  right,  quicker  your  case  gets
well. We know a Chiropractic school not more than a thousand miles
awaythat believes in giving their patients everything they can crowd
into  their  building,  and  they  havent  patients  to  give  it  to.  We  know
another  institution  that  does  practically  next  to  nothing  for  patients,
but  little  they  do  is  right,  and  they  have  1,500  patients  a  day  to  do  it
on.  Just  as  that  is  true  of  schools,  so  is  it  true  with  individual
Chiropractors.
PARADOX OF PRICE CUTTING.
Worst evil that exists in our ranks today is price cutting. As we travel
around  country,  there  are  three  types  of  Chiropractors.  1st.
Chiropractor  who  charges  a  price  which  is  reasonable  and
commensurate  with  quality  of  service  rendered.  2nd.  Fellow  who
thinks  he  must  cut  prices  and  try  to  get  business  from  other  fellow
because he is cheaper. 3rd. Lowest type that peddles ad-
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justments for anything he can geteven a dime. We know of a fellow
in Bay City, Michigan, who walked from house to house trying to sell
adjustments  at  ten  cents  per,  a  jitney  price.  That  fellow  pulled  his
vertebra  out  of  place  carrying  his  table  so  much,  and  he  died  from
enlargement of heart. Paradox.
While  this  fellow  is  worst  type,  we  have  Chiropractor  who  starts  in
at  a  dollar,  somebody  cuts  to  seventy-five  cents,  you  cut  to  fifty,  he
cuts  again,  then  you  cut,  and  the  first  thing  you  know  you  are  out  of
business.  You  think  to  increase  business  by  cutting  prices,  but  with
professional people paradox is true. When you start knifing each other
both  lose.  When  your  neighbor  cuts,  what  are  you  to  do?  RAISE
YOUR  PRICE  and  you  will  keep  everything  you  have  and  get  all  of
his.  Why?  People  are  like  sheep,  they  follow  leader.  They  want  to
have  those  things  the  rich  have.  Man  who  pays  $2.50  for  his
adjustments is rich man;  poor  man  wants  to  go  where  rich  man  does.
We have seen this paradox proven true.
TO CUT or not to cut. That is the question.
Whether it is not better in the end
To let the chap who knows not the worth
Have the business at cut-throat prices, or
To take up arms against his competition,
And by opposing cut for cut, end it.
To cutand by cutting put the other cutter
Out of businesstis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To cutto slash
Perchance myself to get it in the neck
Ayetheres the rub; for when one starts to meet
The other fellows prices, tis like as not,
Hes up against it good and hard.
To cut and to slash is not to end the confusion
And the many evils the trade is pestered with;
Nay, nay, Pauline; tis but the forerunner
Of debt and mortgage such a course portends.
Tis well to get the price the goods are worth
And not be bluffed into selling them for what
So-and-so will sell his goods for.
Price cutting cloth appear unseemly
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And fit only for the man who knows not
What his goods are worth, and who, ere long,
By stress of making vain comparison,
Twixt bank account and liabilities,
Will make his exit from the business.
  IRA J. OMALLEY,
Member of Rotary Club, Chicago.
PARADOX OF VICTORY.
Up  to  a  few  years  ago  this  school  was  not  a  success.  We  were
working  hard  to  make  it,  but  we  were  not  getting  ahead  the  way  it
seemed  we  should.  Paradox!  Since  then  we  have  systematically  been
doing  opposite  from  what  we  reasoned  was  thing  to  do,  and  success
has come.
One  time  Gov.  Morris  went  to  St.  Louis,  to  try  a  case.  He  had  his
indictment, he walked the floor all night and  morning,  hunting  for  its
inconsistency, for flaw to throw it out of court, and at noon he brought
it  to  us  in  despair  and  said,  B.J.,  that  indictment  is  perfect.  We
casually read first lineDistrict Court, County of St. Louis, State of
St.  Louis.  Tom,  what  state  are  we  in?  He  thought  we  must  be
joking, so answered State of perplexity, I guess. No, what state are
we in geographically? In the state of Missouri! We handed over the
paper  and  said  Read  top  line.  One  glance,  and  he  exclaimed  By,
Jove, you are right! THE OBVIOUS WAS LAST THING HE SAW.
He went into court, presented his proposition and case was thrown out
and  there  has  been  no  prosecution  against  that  man  since.  It  was  a
typographical error, a stenographers mistake, but it threw case out of
court.
OBVIOUS IS LAST THINK WE THINK, SEE OR DO.
You  hunt  for  success.  It  consists  of  things  which  are  inside,
something no-one can  give  you.  What  you  want  to  do,  paradoxically,
is  to  open  up  flood  gates  of  your  inner  nature  to  yourself  RE
NATURAL
GET THE IDEA, ALL ELSE FOLLOWS!
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Foreword  .................................................................................VII
A WORD OF EXPLANATION .............................................VIII
Chapter  1. CHIROPRACTIC HISTORY, by D. D. Palmer ......................... 1
2. TAKE OFF THE BRAKE, by Uncle Howard Nutting ............... 3
3. CHIROPRACTIC RAYS OF LIGHT  ........................................ 7
4. THE PALMER FAMILY ......................................................... 21
5. A P.S.C. DINNER  ................................................................... 25
6. LOYALTY ............................................................................... 26
7. WHAT HAPPENED IN 1910FORTY YEARS AGO,
by Miss Ruth Hay  .................................................................... 29
8. EXTEMPORANEOUS AND COMPLIMENTARY
ADDRESS DELIVERED AT THE P.S.C. MARCH 7,
1910FORTY-ONE YEARS AGO, By George W.
Scott, Mayor of Davenport ....................................................... 34
9. B.J.S REMINISCENCES  ....................................................... 38
10. SYMBOLS OF CHIROPRACTIC ........................................... 40
11. CYCLES ............................................................................... 43
12. SCIENCE OR MONEYWHICH? By T. J. Owens, D.C. ...... 60
13. DR. D. D. PALMER AS A MAN  ............................................ 64
14. IMMORTALITY, by D. D. Palmer .......................................... 65
15.  A LETTER WRITTEN TO S. M. LANGWORTHY, D.C.,
BY D. D. PALMER, WHEN HE WAS CONFINED IN
SCOTT COUNTY JAIL, April, 1906  ...................................... 69
16. JUDGE BARKERS INSTRUCTION TO THE JURY  ........... 72
17. D. D. PALMERS ADDRESS TO THE JUDGE ..................... 79
18. WHY DOESNT MR. PALMER PAY HIS FINE? .............. 81
19. TRUTH CRUSHED TO EARTH WILL RISE AGAIN.  ...... 82
20. DR. D. D. PALMER TALKS IN JAIL  .................................... 84
21. THE HISTORY AND PHILOSOPHY OF CHIROPRACTIC,
by D. D. Palmer  ....................................................................... 86
22. THANKSGIVINGA Toast by Uncle Howard Nutting ......... 91
23. CELL TISSUES AS BASIS OF LIFE ...................................... 93
24. STRAY THOUGHTS ON CHIROPRACTIC AND THE
P.S.C., by Shegetaro Morikubo ................................................ 97
25. WHAT I DONT KNOW ABOUT CHIROPRACTIC,
by Uncle Howard Nutting  ...................................................... 100
26. THE HISTORY OF CHIROPRACTIC,
by Uncle Howard Nutting  ...................................................... 104
27. U.C.A.WHAT? By Uncle Howard Nutting ........................ 108
28. A LITTLE CHAT WITH THE BOYS  ................................... 111
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29. THE STORY OF CHIROPRACTIC  ...................................... 115
30. IS EACH HUMAN BODY AN INTELLIGENT UNIT
OR A UNIT DEPENDING UPON INTELLIGENCE OF
SOME OTHER?  .................................................................... 119
31. THE POSSIBILITIES OF CHIROPRACTIC,
by Uncle Howard Nutting  ...................................................... 131
32. PYRAMIDS OF LIFE ............................................................ 135
33. DAVENPORT MAY LOSE LARGE ENTERPRISE............. 144
34. MEMORIAL SERVICE (In Respect to D. D. Palmer) ........... 154
35. PRESENTATION OF D. D. PALMERS PERSONAL
BELONGINGS TO B. J. PALMERAddress by
Col. Sol Long  ......................................................................... 169
36. REMARKS AT THE LAYING OF CORNER STONE OF
D. D. PALMER MEMORIAL, by D. A. Williams ................. 176
37. WHAT IS GENIUS? By J. M. Loban  .................................... 178
38. THE FIRST SHALL BE LAST AND THE LAST
SHALL BE FIRST  ................................................................. 181
39. TRAITS OF GREAT MEN .................................................... 183
40. BUILD YOUR BUSINESS ON A FOUNDATION OF
CONFIDENCE  ...................................................................... 186
41. PROGRESS  ........................................................................... 189
42. THE BOHEMIAN TWINS  .................................................... 191
43. ASSISTANT TO PEARY VISITS PALMER SCHOOL  ....... 194
44. IMPOSSIBILITY OF MOVING VERTEBRAE .................... 196
45. HOLLER OUT LOUD ........................................................... 200
46. SCHOOL AND FIELD PROBLEMS AND
THEIR SOLUTIONS  ............................................................. 203
47. BIRTH OF THE NEUROCALOMETER  .............................. 230
48. SPRINTER OR MARATHON  .............................................. 302
49. EMPHASIZING ONE VERY VITAL POINT ....................... 311
50. SOME ONE ELSE DOES IT  ................................................. 312
51. THE NEUROCALOMETER IS WRONG ............................. 318
52. DEFINING MY POSITION ................................................... 343
53. HAND-ME-DOWNS OR TAILOR MADE?  ..................... 347
54. ITS HARD TO REVERSE  ................................................... 349
55. SEAS, SAILORS, AND COMPASSES ................................. 351
56. THE ELEPHANT AND THE KITTEN  ................................. 357
57. A NECESSARY RECONSTRUCTION OF
FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLES  .......................................... 358
58. AN IMPORTANT ANGLE  ................................................... 363
59. DROPPING BY THE WAYSIDEAND WHY  .................. 367
60. THE ALL-IMPORTANT BURNING QUESTION  ............... 375
61. A PUZZLE AND HOW TO DEFEAT IT  .............................. 378
62. FACING FACTS, by W. B. Halsted, D.C. ............................. 384
63. AN ANSWER TO THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS
QUESTIONED PRIOR ARTS RIGHTS ................................ 396
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64.  THE PROGRESSIVE CHIROPRACTOR ............................. 405
65.  WHERE THERE IS NO VISION
(From Virginia News Letter) .................................................. 408
66.  IS CHIROPRACTIC THE PRACTICE OF SURGERY?
IS SPINOGRAPHY A PRACTICE OF MEDICAL
X-RAY?
ARE SPINOGRAPH AND NCM USING MEDICAL
PRINCIPLES AND PRACTICES?
ARE THEY MEDICAL ADJUNCTS BEING USED
BY CHIROPRACTORS?  ...................................................... 413
67.  A CHIROPRACTIC NEW YEARS ANALYSIS  ................. 425
68.  WHO LIMITS FACTS?  ......................................................... 435
69.  ANALYSIS AND DIAGNOSIS ANALYZED  .................. 454
70.  AN INSIDE OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK,
by Henry W. Bruhn  ................................................................ 457
71.  PROPHESY?  ......................................................................... 467
72.  ACA-UCA UNIONWHAT DOES IT
ACTUALLY MEAN? ............................................................ 470
73.  LOCATION OF D. D. PALMERS FIVE PER CENT,
By Kalvart K. Tidwell, D.C.  .................................................. 491
74.  AND WHY NOT?  .............................................................. 493
75.  DIAGNOSIS vs. ANALYSIS  ................................................ 500
76. LABORATORICAL FINDINGS AND INDUCTIONS VS.
CLINICAL FINDINGS AND DEDUCTIONS  ...................... 575
77.  THE WET AND THE DRY MAN  ........................................ 637
78.  MAJORS AND MINORS ...................................................... 673
Preliminary History of Adjustment  ........................................ 673
Four Viewpoints of Area Adjusted  ........................................ 675
606 Chemical Experiments Compared with 206
Adjustic Moves  ............................................................. 676
A Specific Was Most Desired  ................................................ 678
Subluxations and Adjustments Scientifically Considered  ..... 685
Mass, Velocity, Resistance and Cleavage Introduced  ............ 686
Two Methods of Approaching Correction of Subluxations  ... 688
205 And Its Improvement, 206  .............................................. 689
Making Gravity Work  ............................................................ 690
Crediting Sincerity  ................................................................. 694
Doing One Thing Right or Many Things Wrong?  ................. 695
Knowing Too Much That Isnt So  ......................................... 698
Knowing One Thing That Is True  .......................................... 699
Practical Application of One True Idea or
Many Wrong Ones  ........................................................... 700
What Must a Chiropractor Know?  ......................................... 701
Is Chiropractic Scientific?  .................................................. 702
A Major Defined  .................................................................... 707
Innate As a Human Bookkeeper  ............................................ 707
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Accumulative DESTRUCTIVE Survival Value  .................... 707
Accumulative CONSTRUCTIVE Survival Value  ................. 708
Direct and Adaptative Symptoms  .......................................... 709
Importance of Location  .......................................................... 711
Chiropractically Meeting Chiropractic Problems ................... 712
Pathological Families and Species  ......................................... 713
Nine Families and Their One Wife  ........................................ 717
How to Determine Majors  ..................................................... 718
Summing Up  .......................................................................... 720
79.  PARADOXES  ....................................................................... 722
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