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Aquaman (2018)
It's flashy! That's about it....
There's really not much else to say about this movie. It's clear they just wanted to dazzle the audience with as much CGI as they could muster into as little time as possible, meanwhile making NONE of the terrible jokes land.
The story is.... well there isn't one really. It is so all over the place and disconnected that it is not easy to follow at all. Both Amber and Mamoa are dull as dishwater, which many knew before this movie and sadly this does nothing to remedy that either.
The movie is a mess, the story is a mess - and when you leave a movie thinking that the only enjoyable part was the CGI then there is something wrong.
Clearly, this movie was made for the cash grab and WB once more PROVE what we have all known for a long time; They simply cannot create comic book movies. Leave it to the experts.
Justice League (2017)
I expected nothing and I am still disappointed.
Let me be brutally honest. There are no redeeming qualities about this movie. The plot is a large ball of string that has been tangled beyond recognition and the characters offer absolutely NO emotional investment.
The movie jumps from scene to scene with no real flow AND no clear direction. Halfway through the movie I genuinely wondered how I got here and why the movie is halfway done when it feels like it's been 5 minutes of "story".
I truthfully cannot understand how people can be rating this 9 and 10 stars. WB do not make good DC movies. I understand it's frustrating but pretending it's a good movie is hurting your chances of ever actually making them good in the future. Telling a lie enough times might make you believe it but still does not make it true. WB have no incentive to make good movies and it is very sad. The whole thing stinks of a cash grab. Do not waste your time with this garbage